zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

eh

debatable

merc liked boots too

[gloomy badge]

The passive speed buff and better item slotting helped him a lot

[rocky nacelle]

but with boots removed

yeah his item slotting got waaaay dumber

[gloomy badge]

I think the last game i played

Was crit thanatos jungle

[rocky nacelle]

oh

funny you say that

[gloomy badge]

Where I went like 26 and 0

[rocky nacelle]

I was gonna bring up thanatos

the most main character syndrome jungler

ever

(either I go 15-0 before 10 minutes) or we dont end the game after 15 minutes and now im in hell

thanatos still one of the scariest early gamers

it was great fighting a dog shit thana jungle too

cause they miss scythe and lose the 1v1

[visual stream]

Juking the scythe throw=I win bye bye

It's funny seeing them use the stim ability to run away too

[rocky nacelle]

ravana jungle

[gloomy badge]

Ravana was so annoying

[spare talon]

i will never not think the impossibly dry openings to datto videos are overwhelmingly funny

https://youtu.be/FhzBFEg332k?si=Io8sG-bnVJhbhEMD&t=15

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/thunderlord-user-datto-thunderlord-kill-thundelord-user-gif-4396229190271251684

[gloomy badge]

Peak gif

[median steeple]

I hope the updates are more like into the light than seasons

if so then I'll play more

but right now

I can't

[spare talon]

welcome to Datto gaming, where i give my opinions on things
today, we have all of the opinions, on all of the things

since i just woke up at 4 pm, just now

[gloomy badge]

I was up all night laddering pokemon last night so I can relate

[frosty herald]

Destiny 2 mentioned

[spare talon]

im watching him go over all the d2 articles that dropped cuz idk how to read and im also doing my tfd dailies

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tumblr-tumblr-anon-theodd1sout-theodd1sout-tumblr-theodd1sout-anon-gif-15368460227874113321

[drifting wolf]

icebreaker is returning soon

[ornate bone]

Bad game mentioned

[median steeple]

• is in the darktide discord

[ornate bone]

at least darktide doesn't just straight up remove entire campaigns

[spare talon]

i have an image of a d2 seasonal roadmap and it says "mid" somewhere and it has that circle reference meme and its referencing destiny 2

[median steeple]

I'm not gonna fight over whos trash is better little bro

[visual stream]

HU HA HU (cc immune +1000 movement speed backflips away from you)

[median steeple]

I forgot about ravana

[ornate bone]

darktide is definitely better but ok

[median steeple]

holy shit what a shitty god

[median steeple]

The bar is so low I fucking tripped over it

[fleet zealot]

Deerly be loved

[grizzled aspen]

I would like to pet this creature.

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-bug-shaker-nicole123-gif-2046390747415806357

[median steeple]

look at that goob

[drifting wolf]

beeloved

[median steeple]

THE BUGSHAKER

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-bee-damned-bee-i'll-be-damned-shrimple-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-9456218215943143153

[spare talon]

nah i think baldurs gate is better

[ornate bone]

baldur gate ain't in the bad game competition

[spare talon]

since we're comparing games that are barely similar

[grizzled aspen]

Mosquito hawks, my beloved.

[fleet zealot]

Bloodsucker

[grizzled aspen]

They kill off mosquitoes and other undesirable insects.

[median steeple]

Damn James Earl Jones died

[grizzled aspen]

They are also wickedly intelligent for what they are.

[ornate bone]

that is what goes in your burger king lettuce

[drifting wolf]

that is a robber fly

the only good fly

if its a bug and it flies, they will kill it

including themselves

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, then it seems I was mistaken.

Still, it kills mosquitoes, and that's good enough for me.

[median steeple]

Ticks and mosquitoes must die

shitty ass bugs

[drifting wolf]

gods will fall

[shy river]

I'd kill all the ticks, not just the tick men but the tick women and tick children too in a personal stabbing and humanity would revere me for the accomplishment

[grizzled aspen]

95% of insects could die off and I'd be happy.

[ornate bone]

I would revel in the genocide of all wasps

[grizzled aspen]

Especially those Japanese ones that have like an acidic venom.

[fleet zealot]

That’s a myth

Bread

[ornate bone]

tiny slice of bread

[drifting wolf]

ecological collapse

[ornate bone]

who cares

the ecology? they're all dead

[median steeple]

that's how we get hive cities or mega cities

[shy river]

give up the weakness of the flesh to eradicate annoying bugs forever

[visual stream]

I think the female ticks would thank you if you knew how they reproduce

[visual stream]

Shrimply darwinism, they shouldn't have evolved to be annoying if they wanted to deserve to survive

[rocky nacelle]

cosignment maelstrom

join half way

nothing is spawning during events

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

ass

[visual stream]

Vent purge/Lights out is only fun when it's also a sniper gauntlet

[rocky nacelle]

yes

tknife gallery

https://tenor.com/view/sticking-a-glass-bottle-into-moving-tree-target-viralhog-throwing-a-bottle-bottle-tricks-gif-22947450

also the natural fear of turning a foggy corner into 3 -> 6 -> 8 laser dots homing in on you

[grizzled aspen]

I see that and shit my pants.

[rocky nacelle]

sliding practice

and Tknife practice

maybe i get immersive evasion mod

(or maybe it would just get annoying cause knife speed)

seems like it be fun though

[fleet zealot]

I have it

It’s aight

[rocky nacelle]

i like shit like bulletstorm/ultrakill ill probably enjoy it with sliding

[stone fern]

@rocky nacelle HAPPY???

[rocky nacelle]

and dodging

[stone fern]

CAN I GO BACK TO PLAYING ONLY HIGH SHOCK NOW?

[rocky nacelle]

now get Atoma's Elite Guard

[stone fern]

fuk u

no

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/helmeppo-anime-one-piece-one-piece-factions-saajsterxpro-gif-20490607

[stone fern]

i played purge bubble psyker in ranged maelstrom

[rocky nacelle]

cowardice

personified

[stone fern]

i feel so disgusted with myself ngl

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-psycho-surprise-gif-15947101

scared of bullets

[visual stream]

I started misplaying so bad when I realized how bad I messed up by dropping

[stone fern]

yes

[slate haven]

Gamers

What if Darktide

[rocky nacelle]

ever heard of empathic evasion

?

[slate haven]

No darktide

[rocky nacelle]

🙄

clad noob

[slate haven]

Ok but real question

Is martyrdom nutty on the thunder hammer?

I wasn’t really feeling it

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

If you're familiar with crowning a witch in l4d2, you need martyrdom to crown a dh.

[slate haven]

I’m now

Not

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nnTI1d5XuM

clad rn

[grizzled aspen]

Back to the auric storm survivor grind.

[stone fern]

rn im hungry

[rocky nacelle]

cursed idea

marty shroudfield TH

real DH 1 shot(crown)

[visual stream]

I prefer IJ ( <- has never tried martyrdom)

[rocky nacelle]

gay

real zealots have tried every keystone

[visual stream]

I shrimply know what I like

[median steeple]

Listening to marching through georgia while using the flamer is peak entertainment

[grizzled aspen]

Very cursed, but it is possible to 1tap a dh.

[rocky nacelle]

for sure

[lusty oar]

real zealots are criminals in 71 countries so we're almost there

[rocky nacelle]

most cursed idea for a zealot build ever though

honestly

I should make another shitty meme guide with shroud marty TH

[fleet zealot]

I only play martyrdom

[rocky nacelle]

and say this is how you 1 shot every boss in the game

[fleet zealot]

Cause im a chad

[rocky nacelle]

(surely they wont think im trolling)

[grizzled aspen]

Don't you need several janky buffs, like backstab damage, purge the unclean, etc, on top of martyr shroudfield?

[ornate bone]

real zealot build

[drifting wolf]

john zealot

[rocky nacelle]

BESTEST MOST POWERFUL HAMMER EVER

[grizzled aspen]

Last I remember it being spoken of you needed to backstab headshot a dh with purge the unclean with max thrust stacks, using crucis, an ideal stat dist on it, and all 6 stacks of martyr with shroudfield and perfectionist.

[rocky nacelle]

ONE SHOT EVERY BOSS

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah literally exactly what I said.

[rocky nacelle]

someone almost 1 shotted it with an ironhelm

[grizzled aspen]

I don't think you need duellist, though?

[rocky nacelle]

no IJ stacks

or anything

lmfao

(UNLESS)

they were on an easy ass difficulty

they posted it in darktide pics

[red swift]

get that weak 1 point cheat death outta here

sustained assault all the way

[rocky nacelle]

@grizzled aspen #darktide-pics-vids message

[grizzled aspen]

With thunder hammer, I don't think you need any of the nodes on the left, there.

You could definitely go grab sustained assault and maybe ewew.

[rocky nacelle]

im sure with marty stacks unyielding damage + crucis special dmg + backstab + weakspot hit

it gets it done

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that had to have been on an easy ass difficulty, unless the combat stim has some weird interaction with thammer special.

[rocky nacelle]

dmg stimm is crazy

but I dont think its doing numbers like that

[drifting wolf]

how crazy

[rocky nacelle]

stand corrected it is doing numbers like that

im still gonna try my setup in psykh without dmg stimm though

[ornate bone]

tbh we should have some silly stimm blessings

like apply all stimm effects on taking a stimm but half duration

there was something in vermintide 2 that did that but I forgot the name

[grizzled aspen]

How does power convert to damage? Is there any set formula for it?

[rocky nacelle]

go into twins damnation have 4 TH users pop bubble

profit

[mighty root]

I wish the flamer was a venting weapon like the drakefire stuff from vermintide

[rocky nacelle]

gonna have to summon some number nerds for that

[grizzled aspen]

That would be dumb and super unbalanced.

[ornate bone]

only the omnisiah knows

the tech priests at fatshark just say the right incantations and praises

[grizzled aspen]

You'd basically be giving zealouts free infinite ammo, even on no ammo maels.

[mighty root]

That’s why I said I wish

[rocky nacelle]

hmm today we will make purgatus staff for zealot

[grizzled aspen]

Keep wishing, then.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-thought-yikes-ummm-nope-gif-7184544

[grizzled aspen]

Silly idea.

[mighty root]

[grizzled aspen]

Zealouts are already cracked in melee, don't need them to have infinite ammo on top of that.

Especially not with purge the unclean and how easily you can cook a boss.

My flamer is like 76%+ in every stat but mobility and, with only overpressure and purge the unclean affecting boss damage, one mag takes 1/3 to 1/2 of the hp off, depending on how much of the tank I hit them directly with. (cspawn likes to run away from me)

Scuse me, not overpressure, I meant blaze away.

I've got overpressure on it but it's bugged atm so it doesn't count.

[ornate bone]

3 psykers and 1 vet truly is a team of all time

go to hell and suffer

[visual stream]

<@&735928989146939404> Is this against rules or out of bounds

[ornate bone]

love that they needed to clarify that

[lusty oar]

the second one today

[rocky nacelle]

go to hell and then suffer

[stone fern]

wtf when is my turn?

[rocky nacelle]

double whammy

[visual stream]

I'm more confused than anything

[ornate bone]

going to hell isn't enough, you might enjoy that

[fleet zealot]

Im going to hell and partying

[ornate bone]

gotta suffer in hell

no fun vacation for you

[stone fern]

oh wait i have server dms disabled

😦

[rocky nacelle]

smart

like me

[fleet zealot]

I can’t even find them on the server list but mobile sucks ass

[obsidian prairie]

Did something prompt this or did someone have a particularly shit morning

[ornate bone]

@ancient juniper

there they are

they have no messages on this server

[fleet zealot]

Lamo their pronouns

[severe patrol]

Uh its prob better if you paint the name/pfp with a black marker

[obsidian prairie]

Mmm seems well adjusted

[visual stream]

I have no idea I haven't interacted with this person xd

[fleet zealot]

What in the god damn

[visual stream]

Fair enough, mb

[severe patrol]

Yeah

anyway ban this guy

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-gif-3944837017366223108

[fleet zealot]

They have k/y/s as their pronouns what the fuck

[ornate bone]

can we have a public execution

they're a heretic

[grizzled aspen]

What a peculiar creature...

[fleet zealot]

This is peak mental issues

[ornate bone]

obviously stands for "Keep Yourself Safe"

they joined the server just today too

truly amazing specimen

[grizzled aspen]

I join into the current auric mael

Pain

[obsidian prairie]

Missed that one

[ornate bone]

why, what is it

now i want to play

[rocky nacelle]

@grizzled aspen had to be lower difficulty

(even shroudfield 5 stacks marty+crucis+dmg stimm+special+weakspot)

half HP

[grizzled aspen]

Monstrous specialists, the torrent, water supply mission.

Pox gas.

The only other person in the lobby I joined was a psyker and she wasn't doing anything productive.

[ornate bone]

moral support

[ornate bone]

actually i think i don´t want to play after all because for some reason i´ve been losing 90% of my games today. no idea why, doesn´t happen a lot anymore

[grizzled aspen]

Imagine using brain burst and not targeting elites.

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-bug-shaker-nicole123-gif-2046390747415806357

[ornate bone]

couldn't be me

[grizzled aspen]

Like please explode the gunners that are currently ripping me a new one.

[visual stream]

It's too satisfying not to, how can people use it for anything else

[fading dagger]

@ancient juniper Oi snivler, explain this random dm, you will have to cuz you already got repported to 2 warddens anyway

[rocky nacelle]

oh frog

@grizzled aspen also reminds me that video I told you about with the person almost 1 shotting it

its definitely an old video

because shroud didnt aggro the DH

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/pippa-pipkin-vtuber-discord-pipkin-pippa-pipkin-gif-26851264

[rocky nacelle]

but the point still stands it was probably lower difficulty anyway

[obsidian prairie]

A most dreadful transformation

[fleet zealot]

Supposed to post with the names and stuff blacked out, the real screenshot goes to wardens dm

[fading dagger]

oh idk how to blackout names

[rocky nacelle]

yep frog

even with duellist

I can only do 65%

on a weakspot crucis with marty etc

and dmg stimm

this has been a fun science experiment

[fading dagger]

well wont matter anyway, hope he enjoyed his short stay

[lusty oar]

open it in paint and draw over it

or some image editing software

i just like paint

huffs fumes

[obsidian prairie]

You can do it if you click on the win shift s popup

[hard nexus]

what’d they say

[fleet zealot]

You sound like you do whippets no offense

[hard nexus]

you have “K/Y/S” in your pronouns

have fun at middle school tomorrow

[fleet zealot]

Just lowtier trolling

Zzz

[buoyant pewter]

You can’t even spell 😭

[lusty oar]

yknow what that's fair

[hard nexus]

you’re*

you’ll*

[grizzled aspen]

Mogged by Meow of all people...

[hard nexus]

aww there we go! i’m so proud of you

[grizzled aspen]

And for spelling, no less...

[fleet zealot]

Lucky star pfp in 2024

[hard nexus]

some middle school loser that thinks being edgy is funny

[fading dagger]

i feel like im missing a context

[hard nexus]

i don’t know either

frogscast is my number 1 hater

[buoyant pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-gif-20240312

[hard nexus]

he haaaaates me

[spare talon]

LMAO

[fading dagger]

did yeh stole his rashuns ?

[rocky nacelle]

71 damage

kms

[fleet zealot]

Either middle schooler or someone who should be arrested if they are within 500 feet of a middle school

[rocky nacelle]

ur probably 300 lbs

or 12

dont care either way

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/toss-coin-flip-gif-26540302

50/50

[hard nexus]

“haha yeah this guy is probably 12 years old! what a loser!” says the 13 year old

[rocky nacelle]

you smell

[hard nexus]

wait

[rocky nacelle]

and you're 14

[hard nexus]

i thought

[buoyant pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-javier-bardem-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-gif-22017620

Racist or sexist

[hard nexus]

that was chiron

that said that

i’m sorry lmfaooo

oops!

[rocky nacelle]

nah you're done

no more speaking

https://tenor.com/view/dont-call-me-dont-come-by-my-house-rowley-yukiyeaa-nayatwt-gif-25063145

bye never seeing you again

[hard nexus]

outswagged

[rocky nacelle]

yall hear something

[fading dagger]

well i have seen what i needed

[hard nexus]

i’d kick ur ass in mw2 little bro

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor-whispering-gif-14550592

[buoyant pewter]

Downvote

[fading dagger]

cya shouties, be safe and dont get pancaked by crushers !

[hard nexus]

byeee

[buoyant pewter]

I don’t even know why I’m here

[rocky nacelle]

never speaking again

fuck meow

darktide time

[hard nexus]

:(

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gamer-gif-20482851

[lusty oar]

I just downvoted your comment.
FAQ
What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.
Why did you do this?

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Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

[lusty oar]

looking to punch snivellers?

[hard nexus]

i love that post sm

it’s peak

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/marcille-dungeon-meshi-anime-stupefy-mandara-gif-12032223019310150985

You can’t tell me what to do

[buoyant pewter]

Wait do you have the one about heckin disrespectin sex workers

[lusty oar]

yeah

[buoyant pewter]

Hug is having a bad day and stupid people always bring a smile

[copper hawk]

No soy 2day

I crave real food..

[hard nexus]

i think he was smited

[copper hawk]

Flesh.. even..

[hard nexus]

@ancient juniper

no

he just deleted the message

[spare talon]

@ancient juniper

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[buoyant pewter]

@ancient juniper

[hard nexus]

bros ashamed of liking murder drones

[hard nexus]

me too

[buoyant pewter]

Can’t even spell a slur right

[hard nexus]

that’s an awfully big word for you

i actually like being called that, thanks

lmfao

[sterile basalt]

Why didn’t wardens ban this guy yet

[buoyant pewter]

Pedo ass PFP

[hard nexus]

@ancient juniper

nope he’s still here

<@&735928989146939404>

pooookies

[hard nexus]

banish this 6 year old

[spare talon]

@ancient juniper

[austere grail]

free him

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-starwars-darthvader-gif-5533636

[lusty oar]

nobody gets freed in this chat

we are all prisoners

[spare talon]

dammit
i was just gonna keep periodically pinging him

[severe patrol]

@ancient juniper Be normal please.

[rocky nacelle]

water drop torture method

[hard nexus]

someone else got him already lol

he’s gone!

[severe patrol]

damn it

[buoyant pewter]

Oh they’re gone

[hard nexus]

too slow on the draw

[desert bough]

Meh

[buoyant pewter]

Lmfao

[hard nexus]

fastest ban in the west

[misty nova]

RIP

[buoyant pewter]

I was gonna tag them again

[rocky nacelle]

i would have done it faster

[paper harness]

wat i miss

[lusty oar]

kill steal

[buoyant pewter]

Nothing, it’s just a Monday

[fading dagger]

big stuff xD

[hard nexus]

8 year old saying the f slur, telling people to kill themselves

[spare talon]

lucky star pfp 13 year old telling everyone to kys and shut up

[lusty turtle]

guys don't spam ping or witch hunt, but ye i banned em if they are throwing insults in DMs

[spare talon]

with no actually funny insults

[buoyant pewter]

So yeah nothing new

[spare talon]

just boring kys

[buoyant pewter]

I would never do that

[fading dagger]

phrasing O.o

[buoyant pewter]

I am so respectful

[hard nexus]

they deleted a few messages saying the f slur, dms were posted earlier of them telling someone to kill themselves

so

[buoyant pewter]

My guess is they can see the audit

[lusty turtle]

deleted msgs here in this chat?

[hard nexus]

i don’t think they can see messages that someone has deleted

[grizzled aspen]

Preach, sister.

[buoyant pewter]

Oh then idk

[hard nexus]

they can see messages that the auto mod catches

[grizzled aspen]

Hater numero uno.

[hard nexus]

yeah

[lusty turtle]

we can if it was here

[buoyant pewter]

Frogscast is my number 1 shouty

[hard nexus]

it was spelt incorrectly though

then they deleted it

[lusty oar]

most mod bots can log self deletec messages iirc

[hard nexus]

oh

neat

they’ve seen all my misspellings then lmfao

[lusty turtle]

yes : )

[hard nexus]

it’s so over for me

[spare talon]

yeah dming insults is cringe guys, if you do it youre a loser

[lusty oar]

i'm a looser so watch your step

[fading dagger]

@lusty turtleanyway thx sah !

[rocky nacelle]

why yes I wanted more 4 80s

in my inventory

[spare talon]

charge rate

[rocky nacelle]

warp flurry

[lusty oar]

left click god staff

[rocky nacelle]

warp flurry will save it

copium

[drifting wolf]

cowardice

[fleet zealot]

Imagine dnd and you have to fight a dire hippo

[lusty oar]

i'll duck and dive right into that dire hippussy

[hard nexus]

feel bad

[misty nova]

Dire-oppotamus

[fleet zealot]

Huh

Ok ace ventura

[grizzled aspen]

Perish, heretic.

[spare talon]

now that its fully out
is space marine 2 worth it solely for the pve gameplay as someone who doesnt really care too much about 40k itself

for 60 bucks

[median steeple]

Fuck did I miss

[spare talon]

a cringe 13 yo who things edge alone is funny

[rocky nacelle]

edging

[median steeple]

God dammit

I'm devastated I missed it

[lusty oar]

should've spent more time at the aim trainer

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/clanner-zombie-aim-trainer-beast-mode-gif-7059167638830196971

[hard nexus]

in my opinion, no

the pve right now is pretty barebones

[rocky nacelle]

if you liked gears of war

yes

[spare talon]

never played gow

[rocky nacelle]

arcadey shooters are fun

rip

[hard nexus]

if you like hack and slash types of games

you’ll probably like sm2

[rocky nacelle]

meh not comparable

hack and slash games to me are like DMC and Bayonetta/Ninja Gaiden

SM definitely isnt in depth enough for that

but its in depth enough to be compared to GoW

imo

(third person action shooter etc)

variety of power weapons/secondaries/primaries but nothing crazy

[ornate bone]

I DID IT

[gloomy badge]

Sm is like a mix of gears and God of War

[ornate bone]

NO MORE VET

FINALLY

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

Awesome post

[rocky nacelle]

good way to look at it yea

[gloomy badge]

Sm was made by the team that did god of war 1 funny enough

[spare talon]

one of the most complicated common sprite animations for a character in aai2 is a character eating and swallowing notepad paper
just wanted yall to know

[copper hawk]

Yah

The GoW is best comparison

W heavy hack and slash elements

But not purely hack and slash

[rocky nacelle]

cica says something good for once.....

epic

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/maya-fey-ace-attorney-burger-maya-fey-gif-3080905349353204299

[copper hawk]

[rocky nacelle]

no pouting

[gloomy badge]

Marvel vs Capcom 2 on pc soon

Mvc2 is so fucking kino...

[copper hawk]

Button masher..

Origin of the term button masher..

Play third strike or super turbo u savage..,

[gloomy badge]

I do play third strike...

I also play heritage to the future and some other fighters...

[copper hawk]

HotF is so peak..

[gloomy badge]

It is...

[copper hawk]

Y u torture urself w marvel vs button smoosh 2..

How dare u like things..

[desert bough]

I want a burger now

[gloomy badge]

I just fucking love captain commando assist...

I love having a third of my screen being zoned...

[copper hawk]

Is it 2 or 3 where u can combo a character before they jump in

Cuz they have an active hurtbox off screen

As they jump in

[grizzled aspen]

I have encountered quite possibly the worst shield ogryn ever.

He would plant his shield directly on top of someone who was downed while I am channeling chorus.

[spare talon]

standing in front of everyone and just being a wall and only that?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, basically.

Like I get it if you want to be a tank but this guy was just playing really, really badly.

He looked a trapper dead in the face and planted his shield.

I had to tell him, "hey buddy, while I'm pulsing with the Emperor's light, you should probably pick up the veteran that is currently bleeding to death."

But in the heat of the moment I just said "PICK UP" and spammed ping on the downed guy.

[lusty oar]

we need inspired aced but tied to your mic volume

[grizzled aspen]

That match was saved by a shroudfield zealout.

Monstrous specialists and she was running IJ shroudfield and just thammering heads left and right.

I literally got grabbed by a cspawn on purpose so she would get an easy line up for a 1tap.

[stone fern]

IM TONKING

[grizzled aspen]

TONK TONK TONK

[stone fern]

you should have cheesed it and played thammer like me

#darktide-pics-vids message

match was so chill we were shitposting

@lusty oar ur a real1

[slate haven]

Lemmie get y’all’s best thunder hammer builds

[lusty oar]

no i'm just a figment of your imagination

[rocky nacelle]

clad noob

didnt 1 shot weakened BoN at full hp

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[stone fern]

recon vet existed

nothing spawns at full hp

[rocky nacelle]

be faster

(also true)

vet moment

[spare talon]

just be right where it spawns

[spare talon]

smh my head

[grizzled aspen]

Cole, another monstrous specialists mael is up. You wanna join?

[rocky nacelle]

imagine not knowing every single special spawn

or enemy spawn point

ever

noobass

this dude wants to be in the convo so bad

[grizzled aspen]

That's the people that have all the spidey sense notis on.

[lusty oar]

yeah crucis support hammer. thunderous + thunderstrike + weak spot damage

[rocky nacelle]

i think thats the inverse

[stone fern]

imagine not simply predicting the future and knowing where everything WILL spawn from

[slate haven]

alright bro

I’m just tryna chill

Nvm

[stone fern]

where is the no stun thing?

[grizzled aspen]

This is zealout chat, we do NOT chill in this hoe.

[spare talon]

lights out chasm logistratum tho
thats gonna not end well

like last run

[rocky nacelle]

frog

whats mael

A-I-II?

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[spare talon]

lights out monsters on chasm logistratum

[grizzled aspen]

Not really bad, last time the ogryn was just dogshit.

[rocky nacelle]

let me in

[lusty oar]

you just stun them first

[grizzled aspen]

If we get a team together it'll be fine.

[rocky nacelle]

lemme in

if its us 3

we'll be str8

[grizzled aspen]

What servers do you play on Para?

[stone fern]

i think every build u ever posted is a troll

[rocky nacelle]

US east

[grizzled aspen]

Nice.

[rocky nacelle]

pretty sure anyway

[grizzled aspen]

Go ahead and add me, then.

[rocky nacelle]

but every game ive played has been us east anywhere else so

[lusty oar]

sounds like someone doesn't use perfume

[stone fern]

AYO

ill have you know i reek of dior suag

suaugue

[grizzled aspen]

You can't do a man like that...

[stone fern]

sua

[grizzled aspen]

That's really mean...

[stone fern]

whatever the thing assholes use

[rocky nacelle]

a douche?

[stone fern]

dior sauvage

[rocky nacelle]

thank you backup very cool

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[slate haven]

Never

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/jpj-liar-jim-carrey-liarliar-gif-26213491

[copper hawk]

The redditors and forum users r fans

[paper harness]

They aren’t people

So

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle do you have ass or do you just not wear it

[copper hawk]

Dont need 2 be a peoplez 2 be a fanz

[stone fern]

This is real life chud reddit gets the dev

[copper hawk]

Smh..

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/piggy-cooling-fan-cartoon-gif-11565826592337898188

[copper hawk]

U just got slam doinked..

[stone fern]

remember when you wanted psyker nerfed?

[stone fern]

WELL youre gonna pray for the days to gcome back to that level of op

[paper harness]

They aren’t people, so we won’t go to jail if we uh, recreate 33.2976° N,
44.0818° E and throw them in there

[paper harness]

We make them fill out SF-86s for the rest of time

[stone fern]

cmon the update cant be that bad

well have functional hammers

[slate haven]

Thinking about subbing slaughterer for thrust and weak spot for Unyeilding

Would that be the play?

[stone fern]

ye thats the best you can do

[slate haven]

When I can increase this bad boy up to 380 she’s gonna be a bute

[fleet zealot]

RAAHH PUBBERS MAKE ME HATE THIS GAME

[lunar fable]

i just did a normal auric

this auric storm survivor joined and at the very end he decided to split off from the group

then he got downed

and he rage quit

that encounter reminded me why i shouldn't care about titles

[median steeple]

a real player

[ornate bone]

well you can cheat the title

[median steeple]

god speed

not anymore iirc

[ornate bone]

i have it equipped too but it´s really just for myself because i assume everyone thinks i cheated it anyway

[lunar fable]

o yea i heard you can cheese it

but that's so lame

[stone fern]

i got saved mordaciously on two runs and i cheesed the fuck out of 2 runs

it doesnt mean anything

[rocky nacelle]

I just dont wear it

i wear no titles at all actually

[stone fern]

nomad works better for zealot anyways

[rocky nacelle]

also bro I was on 4 hp

🗿

[sterile basalt]

Orthus champion insignia is the only true “status” symbol in this game

[lunar fable]

is it?

i figured a lot of people have it by now

[lusty oar]

the basic orthus insignia with the two hanging ballsacks is the best

[sterile basalt]

Nah most people don’t have it

Maybe 1% players?

[radiant token]

Update… I have indeed been sleeping on the crusher. Thing is fun as hell.

[lusty turtle]

its great

[stone fern]

it means they either have two monitors or enough brain function to remember the puzzle

either way very good

[ornate bone]

GUYS, should i pick the indignatus III shock maul, the agni Mkia shock maul, or the indignatus Mkiv crusher?

[spare talon]

crusher

[red swift]

Crusher with Slaughterer/Skullcrusher next update is going to be huge

[sterile basalt]

Crusher or mk3 shock maul

[rocky nacelle]

if only clad was in our pre made

would have suffered with us

[stone fern]

the one with looping overhead heavies

[lunar fable]

guess i'm part of the 1%

[stone fern]

US servers are laggy as hell

[ornate bone]

💪 🆗 👍

[rocky nacelle]

I had to clutch against 2 BoNs at 4 hp (max corruption)

why were there 2 BoNs

at the perfect time

so aids

[stone fern]

real

[rocky nacelle]

I mean we won

somehow

but those bosses were fucked

[spare talon]

with so many trappers

[rocky nacelle]

it was nothing but BoN spawn the whole map dude

count like 6 of em

[rocky nacelle]

yea that was aids

[spare talon]

im still baffled how i was at 0 toughness almost immediately after casting voc

[rocky nacelle]

im just gonna hide a burster/trapper inside of a boss

: )

[spare talon]

and i wasnt even hit almost at all

[hard nexus]

did u and para duo

[spare talon]

then i have to fight 5 ragers in a corridor back to back to back
whenever i killed the last one, another one showed up

[rocky nacelle]

me and cole when the boss shows up

https://tenor.com/view/twaimz-knife-slash-dance-gif-13223107

[spare talon]

when i was rushing to try to rez frog

[rocky nacelle]

haha special strikedown

die

[spare talon]

ultimately why i wasnt backpedaling

[rocky nacelle]

👊 🔪 👊 🔪

[rocky nacelle]

at which point

near the end or in the tunnel

[spare talon]

in the train

[rocky nacelle]

oh

that was abyss

[hard nexus]

what maelstrom was it

[spare talon]

it was right after the trapper hell

[rocky nacelle]

then BoN took me on a joyride across the map while MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DYING

[spare talon]

aiii logistratum

[rocky nacelle]

[hard nexus]

what’s that

[rocky nacelle]

lights out wave of monstro specials

A3

[hard nexus]

ah

[sterile basalt]

Chasm logistratum (5 ammo crate at end)

[stone fern]

BoN is coded to run away when it eats someone

[rocky nacelle]

I know

its aids

[spare talon]

logistratum is the hardest map

[hard nexus]

should i darktide

hrmrmrmrmmmmmmmmmmm

[rocky nacelle]

no i hate you rn

[stone fern]

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA

[hard nexus]

pookie i’m sorry…..

[rocky nacelle]

[misty nova]

Yes you should

[hard nexus]

what can i do to make it up….

[misty nova]

Might even find m

[lusty oar]

so you can give back shots

[sterile basalt]

It also has like the 2nd worst plasteel payout of all maps

[ornate bone]

nothing, you will never be worthy

[stone fern]

bruh it GOES UP LEDGES

[rocky nacelle]

no more 3 faces

for 1 day

[stone fern]

it doesnt turn around

it fucks off the map

[sterile basalt]

Actually no maybe it’s the worst plasteel payout lol

[hard nexus]

it’s okay i can go without colon three for a day

[rocky nacelle]

ok

[hard nexus]

i can still do this though

[misty nova]

Dogs with food in their mouth

[lusty oar]

sounds like skill issue

[stone fern]

thats why playing maelstrom is bad

[rocky nacelle]

do you wanna 4 man with us

[hard nexus]

yah sure

[rocky nacelle]

its me cole and frog

cole is on vet

[stone fern]

just play high shock

most fun to plasteel ratio

[spare talon]

@hard nexus the goal is to get frog ass

[hard nexus]

easiest games i’m ever gonna play lmfao

[hard nexus]

oh alright

[spare talon]

oh what

its dorn

[rocky nacelle]

me and cole just dog walking the entire front part of the map

[hard nexus]

i’ll run my mk2 evis

[ornate bone]

just rolled this, am i set?

[hard nexus]

we can just blitz through it

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfAG_bqZXgY

[sterile basalt]

U need skullcrusher on it

[hard nexus]

without skullcrusher, that’s pretty bad

[ornate bone]

fuuuuck

[rocky nacelle]

sorry pookz dorn just joined randomly @hard nexus

[hard nexus]

aw

brocken

[rocky nacelle]

we can play later

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-crash-explode-toy-plane-nosedive-gif-27680261

[hard nexus]

no

[rocky nacelle]

😀

[hard nexus]

i hate u now

[rocky nacelle]

ok

[hard nexus]

we’re over

[rocky nacelle]

this is the 2nd time

🙄

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bucktooth-bucktooth-emoji-yellow-bucktooth-bucktooth-realization-bucktoon-realisation-gif-11440737202763773236

[zinc talon]

several thousand dollars gone because you were stingy with two dollars worth of glue and screws

[gloomy badge]

@paper harness

another day of mogging east coast lobbies

so close to 1m...

[spare talon]

is that rashad gaming

[gloomy badge]

heavy sword

[rocky nacelle]

yes

[gloomy badge]

oh

[gloomy badge]

was put in 2 different clutch situations

[zinc talon]

I wish I liked the axes

I really do

I want to like them

heavy sword's fun if a lil simplistic

but axes are just so...

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-bonk-gif-1640802954755837923

[misty nova]

Well, Achlys axe is underperforming

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-oh-yes-gif-20760652

tac axes are fun cuz they stun chargers

that's always a chuckle

[sterile basalt]

Strong, yea

[zinc talon]

yeah I'm not dogging on the results

they do great work

[sterile basalt]

Antax can stagger mutant as well

Maybe achlys next patch will be interesting but I still wish they’d tweak its moveset

[misty nova]

Well I like the angle of the lights

[slate haven]

Let’s make it Asian or Chinese

[misty nova]

I'm also not biased towards Achlys because it was the first 370+ axe I got

[gloomy badge]

i like the antax

[median steeple]

that twitter account was insane

Bro got doxed as well and posted himself with "How I'd look like if I was black or asian"

[hard nexus]

you both screwed it up

it’s black or chinese

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/child-9gag-gif-no-noo-gif-18262281

[ornate bone]

tried very hard to get skullcrusher IV but i´m all out of plasteel now, and i can´t change the crit chance mod either. should i just go back to my chainsword or can i use this....

[gloomy badge]

save it for itemization

[acoustic dune]

Weird question

[lusty oar]

Normal answer

[acoustic dune]

What if slanesh

[slate haven]

Based

Also

[acoustic dune]

Make you horse

What then

[slate haven]

Should I take disdain or sustained assault on T-ham

[ornate bone]

what is so weird about it

[slate haven]

W martyrdom

[acoustic dune]

It's slanesh

Horsifying you

[ornate bone]

???

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707722586133626905/1173768662692401152/ezgif-5-0707f027a1.gif

[zinc talon]

where should I go with this one?

assume crit build so the 4% can stay

[acoustic dune]

Ey okri

[zinc talon]

lol I've got half a mind to double perk it

since DB1 and DB4 are uh

ten percent of ten percent~~ of my damage ~~in their overall damage output difference

7.5% weak spot damage

[slate haven]

Deathblow can stay at 1

Go for flakiac

[zinc talon]

heh good I love it

[slate haven]

My suggestion as as heavy sword meatrider

[zinc talon]

it's such an odd flex yknow

you get any use out of the 6 or 7?

[slate haven]

The 9 is best

Insane heavies

[zinc talon]

I tried one of the other two last time I picked one up, couldn't tell you which

[visual stream]

Lemme see your tree so far and also check what the two do

[zinc talon]

it felt downright unspirited

like the sword had low morale

[visual stream]

Wait nah disdain is more damage on next attack depending on how many you hit and SA is more damage for every heavy right?

[slate haven]

Sounds good

[slate haven]

Yes

[rocky nacelle]

dorn solo'd an entire train to get top dmg last im on to you

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-staring-at-someone-gif-24012300

[visual stream]

I go both, especially for ironhelm

[spare talon]

smoothest monsterous logistratum in the history of darktide

[rocky nacelle]

real

they didnt throw nearly as many bosses

compared to last time

lame !

[spare talon]

yeah that was dumb

last time it was just oops all burgles which sucked tho

[rocky nacelle]

and all the bosses this time were pogryn

yeah true

Pogryn spam is pretty peak

[visual stream]

Pogryn is the most fun boss to fight

[rocky nacelle]

cause you can get 4 people to 1v1 4 different pogryns if they know what they're doing

[slate haven]

1 point left

[spare talon]

i love fighting the easiest boss in the game

[rocky nacelle]

yes

if only chaos spawn was more fun

[spare talon]

SA

no question

[rocky nacelle]

but he has an invisible mouth force field (while swinging in front of him)

[gloomy badge]

mogging plogryn just makes my day better

[spare talon]

its right there

[slate haven]

I could just drop the node

[gloomy badge]

fighting chaos spawn is just annoying with a group

[visual stream]

Martyr's purpose

[gloomy badge]

it's fun to fight solo

[slate haven]

And pick up a different perk

[paper harness]

Back to dying irl

[rocky nacelle]

monster hunter effect

aggro everywhere

[stone fern]

unironically NOT a bad choice

[rocky nacelle]

it just shifts aggro

randomly

[stone fern]

you get cdr when you need it the most

[median steeple]

what you don't like being grabbed and hit by a hitbox thats larger than the model

[north sedge]

shocking lack of bleed for the emperor

[visual stream]

🗣️ 🔥 ⁉️

[slate haven]

Martyrs and disdain then?

[rocky nacelle]

I dont mind chaos spawn grab cause 95% of the time im not hit by it

but it is annoying

when I do get grabbed

[stone fern]

I stand by martyrs purpose

[rocky nacelle]

from 10 feet away

[visual stream]

If you absolutely have to only take one or the other, do sustained assault

[rocky nacelle]

cause I backdodged

[visual stream]

Hammer uses lots of heavies so it directly buffing from heavies is more consistent value

[slate haven]

I don’t, I could just take disdain and martyrs purpose. What’s your recommendation? I can drop the node to grab 2

[spare talon]

wdym

[rocky nacelle]

100 more emails

be upon dorn

[grizzled aspen]

@spare talon infinite loading screen.

[paper harness]

I’m sick

[rocky nacelle]

ggz dorn

[visual stream]

Don't take martyr's purpose unless you really want it

[paper harness]

Lmao

[visual stream]

It's the worst CDR in the game I think

[gloomy badge]

ego stroke

[slate haven]

so what do I take bro

[stone fern]

MARTYRS PURPOSE IS OKAY

[visual stream]

SA

[rocky nacelle]

also precog / back stab

is

funny

[stone fern]

what are the other options tho?

[slate haven]

Ty

[rocky nacelle]

just casually 1 shotting muties and shit

[visual stream]

Mhm mhm

[rocky nacelle]

ridiculous

lmfao

[slate haven]

Literally anything

[rocky nacelle]

this knife with chastise is sex

[spare talon]

oh dude
ive clutched a game before while literally coughing the entire time
was a normal heresy so it wasnt hard but oh my god, while youre literally having a violent coughing fit? insane

[stone fern]

take sustained assault

[paper harness]

I don’t like to move slow

[rocky nacelle]

did anything even remotely annoying spawn over there

or was it just ragers

and walkers

[visual stream]

Which hammer are you using?

[paper harness]

3 enemies

Lmao

[rocky nacelle]

auric btw

[spare talon]

plus with everyone else on the other half, the majority of spawns were on our side

[gloomy badge]

do you guys ever accidentally jump when dodge dancing?

[rocky nacelle]

maelstrom btw

[stone fern]

wait

[spare talon]

no

[rocky nacelle]

true enough

[spare talon]

cuz i have them bound to different keys

[median steeple]

Games hard idk what you're talking about

[stone fern]

@slate haven are you using that on thammer?

[gloomy badge]

i need to do that

but it would ruin my muscle memory

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[paper harness]

I have 2 dodge keys, jump on c and slide on space

[slate haven]

Crucis, the one I posted earlier. It’s a 330 buts it’s got 80% dmg, 80% first target, and 60 pen. It’s gonna be a beast when the update comes out.

It’s headtaker 4, flak 4, Unyielding 4, thrust TBD

[rocky nacelle]

my jump/vault is mouse 5

oh wait

mouse 4

mouse 5 is special

X is my blitz

and I have normal spacebar dodge

[stone fern]

disdain or sustained assault are your two options for the last point imo

[rocky nacelle]

i have pretty normal keybind layout

[visual stream]

And what ranged weapon are you using?

[gloomy badge]

i could try a new layout

[spare talon]

20% increase damage on damage in any situation
or up to 25% damage depending on targets hit every OTHER swing

[gloomy badge]

i'm just so used to default setting

[visual stream]

I personally don't run anoint and the unyielding talents but that's personal choice on if you wanna sacrifice other stuff for more boss and ranged damage

[stone fern]

hey man dont at me i have both

[spare talon]

plasma would have just destroyed this
but db is cooler

[slate haven]

TBD. Either the Zaza Corona (zarona) or a flamer ig

[paper harness]

I hate dark

[rocky nacelle]

did you clip any of the last match

[visual stream]

I would go zarona for your anti-crusher needs

[rocky nacelle]

with the fucked up bursters and BoN spam

[spare talon]

i didnt

[rocky nacelle]

F

[visual stream]

Unless you're saving this build for September 26th when flamer becomes braindead again

[grizzled aspen]

You can see me walk right up next to you at about 26 seconds and dome that burster from 10ft away.

[spare talon]

i still have aaic open so it was recording that
but i swapped over

[spare talon]

yeah i did

lmao

[paper harness]

The only part of lights out that I like is maxed dh spawns

[slate haven]

When the thunder hammer comes out I think the extra unyeild will matter more. Also, responding to what you just said, I don’t think I’ll need the zarona for the crusher killing bc I’m waiting till the 26th to use the build

[rocky nacelle]

scares people shitless

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

Did you see me almost wake one up in the tunnel?

I basically stepped on the bitch lmao.

[visual stream]

Ahh okay the anoint and unclean picks make more sense now

[slate haven]

Thunder hammer rework*

[paper harness]

I nearly intentionally shot it because of that

[gloomy badge]

not trying to glaze but i love watching your clips

[spare talon]

i did

[visual stream]

Should be set then

[spare talon]

i was spam pinging trying to find her to tell you STOP WALKING OVER THERE

[slate haven]

Awesome dude ty for the help : D

[spare talon]

but she was against the wall, not on the floor