#zealot-class
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me with a goblin hat and big pointy shoes and big pants
and a peasant t-shirt with a knife

lmfao
a zealot with an evis using throwing knives
as they dodge between gunfire
peak.
i wanna have an animation of this running at the heretics while shooting a bolt gun in one hand, chainsword revved overhead in the other
cascade failure
or an ogryn just face tanking an entire gunline
good thing i can draw so i´ll do it myself soon
I take big ammos just for throwing knives
i wish i got that armor
dont even need flamer ammo
same lmfao
I need throwable ammo
i rarely need to pick up ammo for it
i dont have ass
i´ve seen it at least twice so i´m sure it´ll come back!!! i need that skull backpack to come back too to round this off
we're not doing this again
you already said you were yankin me earlier
freaky
i dont have the title
noob
i have fat ass and that is all that matters
hopefully
i thought you did have the title
ngl
shows how much i pay attention to those dog shite things
i was trying to a while ago
but
3 runs in a row
i was at 4/5
and got darktided
like, nothing i could do
which title
it was all legit too, no alt f4
auric storm survivor
oh you don´t have that? i regret talking to you now. washes hands
one was a silent burster train, one was a burgle off a cliff, and i cant remember the other one
its so over for me.....
MANY SUCH CASES
The smoke detector kills me lmfao
we've all fucking died in here
Shite ??
to saving our shit ass team
shut up F word 💢

i remember my first try where i was 3/5 already and then i got sent off a bridge because somebody shot the yellow barrel next to me ;_;
imagine being british
are you trying it in quick play or do you go in strike teams here?
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ok meow next time you're on
i was trying it back when it came out
easy ass
cause when i gave up trying to get auric survivor with randoms, i joined a strike team here and we did it on the first try lol
with @median steeple and @copper hawk joined us for a few
psycho was witness to my despair
ok well, probably just bad luck then
at least i´ll know you got it without cheating when i see you ingame with it soon 🙂
lmfao
@hard nexus look at who I murdered
lmfao
awesome
now u 2 kiss
90% of ASS havers are terrible
My teammatez were all MORONZ !!!
Nostromo SWEEEP
THEY WERE ALL FIGHTIN OFF THE OBJ !!!
it is the worst thing to come out of DT stereotypes
because its true
me
seeing an ASS vet or psyker that doesnt eat the first overhead they see
kim >>>
is an impressive thing
scott pilgrim is stupid and bad except for takes off
thats the only good one
that
is an interesting take
havent heard that one
my friend loves scott pilgrim until the final book (he says its mid)
I love all of scott pilgrim
in every media
ASS ?
Ohg
auric shit survivor
Survivor
Huh?
That's the mael one right
yeah
we must rename ASS to auric shit survivor fat shark please
I used to wear ass with pride until I realized people alt f4 cheese to get it
always wear reject
The titular scott pilgrim is canonically a groomer..
I wear no titles
Objectivelt correct
they arent cool enough
The comic and game is good
and i dont like scott's actor because he looks weird tbh
The movie is funny
lmfao
But I agree that they bitchified ramona
bro said they hate michael cera
there was not a single other white male they could have used better
than michael cera
and this im certain
Most people who play bass and wear loz merchandise look like Michael cera
Wallace wells
true lmfao
you wish you were wallace
dont u hate him
i dont believe u
you dont have enough rizz to be wallace
He's probably the worst person in the whole show
(not enough gay rizz)
Michael Cera was made to play scott pilgrim
If u rizz up wallace that means ur probably also a sociopath
It's actually rlly funny
Cuz psychopaths typically have significant superficial charm
jesus christ did you dredge this up from 2015
LMFAO
Get back
A gay sociopath having superficial charm for a gay person is a deep cut..
Superficial charm that is for gay people rather
here the spaghetti sexuals go making scott pilgrim woke again.........
im outta here....
time to go consume my apolitical media that is warhammer 40k
and fallout
(If you thought remotely anyone was a good person in scott pilgrim except a few people)
thats on you
Gay baby jail
Based
you write your balance manifesto yet
Slowly
Fastly
I am opening it like uncle ted
Finally found a match where i can be a bulwark
GET AWYA FROM MY CLASS
I FINALLY FIXED IT
Fencing psword my beloved..
Probs wont play w any1 today
Just leave the lobby until your able to select bullwark
I alr got lvl 17 on assault
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PYRAMID HEAD WHAT
Back shot 
He just like me Fr Fr
The fattest girl you know had this as her Skype pfp ten years ago
looking to start doing maelstrom and Auric missions but I'm unsure what gear level I should want going into it. I'm in the mid 400s right now
I know its not SUPER important, but its still a decent gauge for how strong a piece could be, so I didn't know if there was a recommended level or specific things i should look out for
apparently my gear was trash according to this server, but at the point where i asked i was already clearing auric maelstrom every time, sooo yeah it doesn´t matter
really i think the biggest weapon modifier is how much fun you have with the weapon. i am amazing with the chainsword because furious slashing is awesome to me, i suck with the thunder hammer because i feel weird with it
Saber please give assault sanguinary guard wings
fair enough. All that being said, how much harder is maelstrom?
if you're level 30 and have weapons with decent rolls
you'll be fine
they're easier than they should be right now, due to a spawn bug (might not be a bug)
so theyre harder, and it depends on the modifiers
but not to a point where its impossible for newer people
(shit doesnt spawn during events, etc)
pretty sure its a bug
if its not its joever
ah ok
dorn was saying it might not be, due to no changes in the patch notes addressing it
I think dorn said something about it being intentional
Balancing around malice,,
ok were finished
It's so over...
ahhh i am finished
cyber grind for the rest of my days
out damaged a surge voidstrike user
we're so back
a minor edit
shut up
feels easier than high intensity shock troop sometimes, depending on the modifier. snipers and hounds aren´t as hard as you might think at first
yeah, i just did a waves of specialists blessing of nurgle that was really easy

it feels like the tension modifier that should be inherent to aurics isnt there
Low density modifiers aren't fun because i can't reach high damage
Walking sim
i just did a waves of specialists nurgle blessing that was really easy....🤔
yeah lmfao
were u an ogryn
or a psyker
chorus zealot
ok 😦
stiiiinky
stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinky
i guess you would have recognised my armour from posting it earlier anyway
I did one today with two psykers and felt my synapses decaying
true
A nurgle blessing mutant waves
DAMMIT ALL
try 3 psykers
IM GOING HAMMER INTO MONSTER SCABS
I was lucky to do 350k
FUCK THIS
Walking sim lobby
i had an auric hishock the other day that was a plasma vet, revolver knife zealot, and a surge void assail ds4 psyker
sounds like the best choice though
and i out damaged them all with a mk2 evis
gay baby jail
oh shit
its 3veg
peak !
should i bring shock maul or should i bring evis
hrmhrmmhrmrmmhrm
dclaw
cock maul
no
you just made a dclaw build
that sounds painful
alright be pussy
i actually didnt
i probably will eventually
Real
is that the faze batman comic
2 high levels running off meta builds
will they be really good or the worst players i’ve ever seen
let’s find out
Only the scoreboard will know.
Anywho, did they do something to the heavy swords?
They feel a little jank and I can't explain why.
It's like there's a slight delay when alternating lights and heavies.
I notice a lot of animation skipping with them if you chain fast enough
Could be my dusty ass 3070 though
beep
I dont notice any animation skips, but it just feels like there's a slight delay in them.
Hearing this in someone's YT video triggers primal aggression in me
Like, grab a mk9 and go swing h2 into a light.
i won !!
as in
more damage
i did less boss damage courtesy of using a shock maul but
never noticed, but i also never use the lights in the mk9
John pork will manifest in your shower tmr
zealot
lol i was there, your saul kept generating errors the whole match for me
start round 20 cyber grind (immediate mind flayer and sissyboy insurrec)
abyss even
what the fuck was that sentence
i feel like i would lose so much fun and immersion if i installed that mod and only thought of number
s
open ovenproof_scoreboard_plugin.lua with a text editor and add the first part

also this is completely on you / the user
I enjoy having scoreboard cause it lets me know if my build is actually merking shit also I like numbers
if other people are doing dog ass oh well thats why im on zealot anyway
make sure the run is finished/done every time
Back to the grind
had someone bitch on dreyko finale cause I ran to the finish to make sure we completed the maelstrom
Hate scoreboard
instead of sitting around killing everything on that god awful bridge area
I mog daily 😎
NOOOOOO
STOPPP
nah but fr
Should I build a crusher?
ask tanner
oh my god
works, bless
skullcrusher is the onyl oen you caer about
Yah
I can’t believe looking back on it I prefer “annoying ass kid” to “tannner boy” everi one so mean 2 me 😢
Word?
Dose it like stagger super easy or something?
Soon it will be different due to power blessings.
skullcrusher is your damage
Slaughterer skullcrusher will be the crusher roll.
Huge ty
Could also do slaughterer and thrust when itemization update drops.
Will make bulwark 1taps far easier to get.
i need to practice chastising the crusher PA
YES
Crusher, even without blessings, beats the shit out of literally everything.
You could run a profane crusher in auric maelstroms and do fine.
I’m quoting you on that
Martyrdom or IJ?
Or piety
also new ultrakill layer of autism dropped
(you can juggle shotgun swapping + projectile boosting + paddle balling the chainsaw)
also clad
how
Boofing cocaine
uploading the vid now
im at 4/5 now despite dying last game
i was the last person standing game went to the end screen when i was downed not dead
I fully went through the death screen
time to get A.S.S. then report the bug and ask them to take it away 

We don't use that kind of fucking language here
Game just ate my inputs and we wiped


lmfao really??
thats funny
3veg
clutched 4 fucking times
in the final event
vegtables
how do you get that screen?
mod
heard
scoreboard mod
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yeah
basically
god
that was so upsetting
my hands were shaking
i killed like 4 bosses solo
smaul?
i wish i had shadow play
or evisc
well its less fluent than a knife or a rashad
so its pretty good to me
fighting bosses can be annoying with mk15 sometimes
BT build?
yah
i got a bunch of clips to post though
none from my clutch
but funny clips nonetheless
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smh needs perfect strike frfr no cap
oh nice
i revived all 3 of them twice
the poxwalker stuck inside the capsule holder 
the crit l1 spam?
yea
thats a trick?
repeat
true
unless they played it
that was a mauler lmfao
ive never used BT on evi15
demoted
its kind of broken actually
🤔
since people usually think if you rev -> it'll get stuck
you can chain one shot crushers and maulers to the head
horde clear gets stupid
like that clip i posted
but not with rev L1 BT
it falls off when theres any elites in the horde, as you cant rev attack
(it gets stuck on elites automatically)
but
its really good
thats when the perfect strike meme outshines it
(by at least 2%)
lmfao
did mk2 and mk15 with perfect strike/shred piety crit builds
very funny
idk how many know about h1 on mk2 evis doing that either
i havent seen an evis user in forever though
yeppers
its so peak
thats why perfect strike mk2
kinda feels better than mk15
that H1 with perfect strike
holy
sex
lmfao
fair
god
i am so fucking good at this game
where i
is
my
reddit post
hatehatehatehate
listen
i clutched 4 times in a row
i deserve it
no i just find it very funny to get a reddit post about you
true
im just sad the team fell apart
because i got lagged into a mauler overhead
very sad
now they will make a reddit post about how you fucking suck
many such cases
and failed to clutch
lmfao

reddit moment
JUST HAD A MAIN CHARACTER EVISCERATOR ZEALOT IN MY GAME
THEY NEVER WERE IN COHERENCY
(the team was dead)
they died cause you werent in coherency
protecting them
duh
15% TDR from zealot aura
thrower.....
lmfao
to be fair
i went to the opposite train
in the final event
i always do
but i also had a majority of the spawns on me
i actualyl dont know how they all died
true
one was a level 800 gun psyker
834
commisar tyr is typing again
hello
i saw u typing earlier and stop
spit it out !
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also ive never heard this voice line before
@rocky nacelle
is this an invitation of sorts
Youve never heard thst hadron line ?
Ive heard it a bunch
I think it's the only other voice line that hadron has on that mission regarding the skyfire
I always hope to hear it
But hadron is kinda rare on that mission
I've heard that one for both the ogryn and I think a vet a couple of times
Need more Hadron and Sefoni missions
I love that Sefoni casually drops that she's been mind controlling and memory erasing people, Morrow(?) at least is confirmed on this
It's ironic that the transhuman toaster woman is the one that compliments you the most in missions
I'm kinda burnt out on le epic everyone is an asshole thing grimdark always does
It's lazy
I mean we are rejects
she is very mean and sassy much unlike the toaster empath kayex
were kinda beneath everyone else
Not rlly
Zola was a criminal before she became head gooner second class
She was also a reject
And the minions on the ship when ur max lvl r nice
Ur vets are all militarum
In the grimdark future, everyone shat in everyone else's cereal
It's kinda why I like loose cannon the most
Male/Female
With male professional
They're like actually nice for the most patt
Part*
why
but like half of them are here for insubordination or sedition
It fun
i’m going to explode
too much Doom Eternal
cause its fun
yes
i did explode actually
Why i like the ogryns the most
they can't control it
Even the bully is nice sometimes
if enemy + near barrel = shoot barrel = kill enemy
tbh the my beloved psyker is probably the nicest one
i was near barrel
i was near all of the barrels
they just killed the psyker with another barrel
Yah female beloved is awesome
psyker is the enemy
tf you mean enemy, psykers are great
Okay I would agree except for that call-out line rebuttal that plays SO SO often on loose cannon
god i hate plasma vets
I love plamma vets
"Rager coming" "NO ONE ASKED FUCK YOU" and then another teammate is like "bro they're just trying to help" and then loose cannon gives them sass too like they're the one being attacked
great for getting possessed by demons ☝️ 🤓
Me: flow, flow, tactical reload, flow, explosive catridges, unyielding dragon, stacked 25 might, fury and stability
Kid called Speaker Saboteur with "boon corrupt" on the description:
buddy, you're just mad cuz you can't get possessed by a demon
why would i want to be possessed by a daemon
You should be allowed to throw tknives while channeling chorus, change my mind.
you were able to
for literally 1 day
Heresy.
and I was never able to do it again
where are these cute daemons you talk about
because then you can keep being loyal to the emperor but also be a badass
It would make them so much fucking easier because you could pop it and delete an elite pack.
It would also add more viability to chorus.
don't daemonhosts talk mad shit about the emperor
doesn't seem very loyal
some can be loyal though
ok im getting on DT for the maelstrom
i'm afraid i'll be reporting your behavior to the inquisitorial moderators for possible corruption and heresy
Wats the maelstrom
Hell no, I wouldn't do that maelstrom with a gun to my head.
or meow can just give me the MMT code

Jut now seeing this lmao
clandestium 3VEG when
you got like 14 min
3VEG is monstrous specialists, no?
Getting a shitter pub is either an ego stroke or makes me not want to play for he day
just play through Inquisitor Martyr, you'll see
Many such cases!
monstro specials and a whole bunch of other shit
Ferrets would be good pets if they weren't at risk of intestinal strangulation if you dont sweep your house every day
3veg is so fun
Yeah it was a thing twice last night.
I havent played one since I think a few days ago
i was on lethal with people all last evening
Me and Cole tried to run it trying to get me ASS and we wiped both times because we queued with shitters.
Imagine queueing for monstrous specialists and then not having a build that can fight monsters.
I pushed a chaos spawn and a plogryn off using chorus.
(chastise knife moment)
couldn't be me
Chastise knife unironically deleted the two burgles we actually managed to kill.
The zealout in question wasn't of much use other than that.
(he angered a dh and instantly died)
you should ask meow how that 3VEG went when we were 4 manning
and I ran mk3 chastise
(balanced boss damage insued)
If it's precog/duelist knife and they're hitting the head, it's good damage
we need stronger
even stronger
stack uncanny

Want!
@paper harness i played pubs a little earlier today (I usually only play late nights) and holy shit man
Knowing this fact alone drives me crazy tbh
4 lobbies in a row where everyone goes down and if I dont clutch the run fails
Something something, apple fritters, something something...
Delicious apple fritters...
I like when that's a majority of my games as long as the pubs TRY to be teammates
If they go down that's fine as long as they're undogging me
Having 2 shitters and at least one other decent player is peak
Also I keep mistaking your pp for a weird Aang art
I made it like 8 years ago when I was in hs lol
It's Caligula but vaporwave (so original!)
I just haven't changed it in all that time
I know nothing about Caligula but looks cool anyway
He was a fucking character man
I'll leave it at that
my friend told me play caligula effect
I remember being like 9 years old playing viva Caligula on adult swim's website
Isn't Caligula the one that fucked his own mom?
Or am I mis remembering Roman emperors?
No, it was his sister he wanted to boink but ended up trying to assassinate her instead
yeah they get stuck like that a lot
poor guy
praying for the opposite
Regardless, what a fucking creature.
maybe u should revive your team more
700k you were right fucking there man
The kind of runs that tilt me so bad I play like a bot the rest of the day
Flamer hit me when I got mutied
lovely
Instant death
It's so over...
i hate fire hurting you while ur disabled by chaos spawn or mutant
Mfw you get chaos spawn force fielded into a mutant flamer combo
mutie invo when????
When the BoN walks over fire while you're vored or right past any specialist with a kick animation
flamers having kicks deadlier than crusher overheads
I'm glad this does not hurt the dog at all but penetrates through four fucking feet of hide-like rotten flesh just to hit me in the face
(400 kicks per second)
VT2 vaguely mentioned
3 back to back wipes
Hopefully a good 3veg roll tonight
Washed
Director send another twenty billion clanrats
I feel like getting angry tonight
So true...
Maybe the true rending flamer was the chastise nerfs we received along the way
Darktide is a power fantasy... we need heckin renderino
My actual mindset
3 back to back carries ended because I bothered to get them up
Me rn
me going to play anything in my steam library
from left to right (genshin, overwatch, valorant, league of legends, and tarkov)
the 5 horsemen
Dark tide is all of them
Oh hi tyr
I have a healthier relationship with alcohol than I have with darktide
(I like league too but i wont say that publicly)
I very often think about a 6 minute clutch that ended because a silent dog was chasing me after I already killed one, and I had to stop the rez last millisecond
I tweaked
Wut?
I used to play smite
It’s what your deserve
my favorite
I saw you typing
Who did you main 👀
tanner boy in chat again
i played smite from season 1
have a lot of hours in it
Solo, I spent a lot of time getting a bunch of warriors to diamond
I think I started playing when Japanese pantheon/Amaterasu was just added
psycho
IM BEGGING
explode
Swk was the most fun and dynamic
Sometime in 2016 I think?
no
Fuckkk no
I need to make educational content for dt
🤭
Just 6 hours of me saying pls kill specials
That was like my least favorite class surprisingly other than when I played Tyr
I rezed one, went to the last door and fucking 3 flamers 2 dogs, one trapper and a mutant alive
The funniest part about smykers is watching them seizure trash mobs and ignore the carapace wave
(I knew how to play every role by proxy of game time but solo and support are SLEEP)
Oh I lied Hunter was my least favorite and it wasn't even close
aim
mouse1
win

I have friends who I try to convince to play darktide with me
Artemis ult is healthy btw 
(blows my mind when I see people with account level higher than me or my account level and they cant fucking play ADC)
And they're always busy
But I'm probably sparing myself a fucking heart attack trying to play with them
I really enjoyed merlin
5 man stun in a teamfight without any skillful placement or aiming
In smite adc is literally just laning for an extra ten minutes then rotating for free kills
I legit don't understand how people struggle with adc
not to mention smite ADCs actually have fucking escapes
compared to league
few league adcs have escapes but the ones who do are aids and annoying obviously
I used to main Aphrodite until I discovered the heavenly art that is Awilix
It's so bad that any adc that doesn't have some kind of movement tool is considered dogshit
amc moment
Yeah Ezreal just having a free flash on a 7 second cooldown is cool and healthy
I WAS NOT ONE OF THOSE
Xbal is straight up poop but fucking zapman loves him
e girl healer e girl healer
I wore the knight skin I'll have you know
Oh you mean for Aphro
No I played her damage
also gooner
I love sassy aphro
Nox is a one trick pony true
So is Aphro but at least it's fun
and ive been playing since season 1
50 star aphros queuing all roles with their onetrick
Support was Jorm
Adc was Izanami and Heimdall
Mid was Kulkul and merlin (sometimes morrigan )
Jungle was Thanatos/bakasura/loki
Solo was Odin/King arthur/surtur
last time I was involved in the game
shit was great
you guys wont believe
Morrigan was so fun
I liked uh
my mage main
waiting for smite 2 to actually have all the gods before I play it
Kill someone with their own ult
Whats his name
must be nice
The Japanese adc character
His ult is the cc immune horse
hachiman
Hachiman
Hachiman
Honestly just forget about it most of the time
Hes boring but I liked him
Oh yeah and sometimes susano since he has the zuko skin
but gets powercrept by the actual crazy ADCs
like bitchtar
Loved pooping on shifters with aggressive Hachiman
the best mage in the game requires the most skill shots
Hachiman has such insane 1v1 and outplay potential
I used the mad max skin on hachiman to BM with vgs
I hated Susano
(VER) You rock!
Susano countered Awilix in such a shrimple way
I actually played assassin and ADC alot more later in my smite time
because I was ego'ing my self
(I wanted to 2v1 on adc and assassin everytime)

I would play just about any role
Mid was my least favorite
lame
Jungle and solo were my favorites
mine goes Mid -> JG -> Adc -> BORING EVERYTHING ELSE
Awilix was my favorite because of the sheer amount of outplay potential
when im cracked on support stunning the enemy 5 times
but my adc cant mouse 1
worst shit ever
I'd rarely run into a better solo laner so getting a lead and rotating early was so fucking fun with SWK
big reason why she was in my JG pool as well
fire character
Unfortunately hi rez hated early solo rotation and so put a gorillion farm on that side of the map
True 1v9 character
Pridwen shield moment
you can't handle the cetacean swag
Nike users pressing 4 and doing six gorillion damage for existing
Mercury fucking feasted when they removed boots from the game
