#zealot-class

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(eats an overhead)

rocky nacelle
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me with a goblin hat and big pointy shoes and big pants

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and a peasant t-shirt with a knife

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lmfao

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a zealot with an evis using throwing knives

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as they dodge between gunfire

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peak.

ornate bone
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i wanna have an animation of this running at the heretics while shooting a bolt gun in one hand, chainsword revved overhead in the other

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or an ogryn just face tanking an entire gunline

rocky nacelle
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im going to admit my greatest main character syndrome sin

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right now

ornate bone
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good thing i can draw so i´ll do it myself soon

rocky nacelle
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I take big ammos just for throwing knives

rocky nacelle
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dont even need flamer ammo

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rocky nacelle
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I need throwable ammo

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i use my flamer like

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4 times a match

rocky nacelle
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dont thumbs down me clad

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only people who have ASS can do it

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i rarely need to pick up ammo for it

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ornate bone
rocky nacelle
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you already said you were yankin me earlier

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wha

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no like

rocky nacelle
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freaky

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i dont have the title

rocky nacelle
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noob

fleet zealot
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i have fat ass and that is all that matters

rocky nacelle
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i thought you did have the title

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ngl

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shows how much i pay attention to those dog shite things

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i was trying to a while ago

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but

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3 runs in a row

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i was at 4/5

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and got darktided

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like, nothing i could do

ornate bone
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which title

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it was all legit too, no alt f4

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rocky nacelle
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clad tries to save team

ornate bone
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rocky nacelle
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entire mission goes to shit and until death procs

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stone fern
rocky nacelle
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many

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many

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many

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such cases

frosty herald
rocky nacelle
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we've all fucking died in here

rocky nacelle
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to saving our shit ass team

copper hawk
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Br*tish..

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EUGH

rocky nacelle
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shut up F word 💢

copper hawk
ornate bone
rocky nacelle
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imagine being british

ornate bone
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are you trying it in quick play or do you go in strike teams here?

rocky nacelle
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ok meow next time you're on

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rocky nacelle
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easy ass

ornate bone
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cause when i gave up trying to get auric survivor with randoms, i joined a strike team here and we did it on the first try lol

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with @median steeple and @copper hawk joined us for a few

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psycho was witness to my despair

ornate bone
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yeah

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i think psycho has a clip of the burster train

ornate bone
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at least i´ll know you got it without cheating when i see you ingame with it soon 🙂

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lmfao

median steeple
rocky nacelle
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the people who leave cheese for ASS

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are so

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good at the game

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: )

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median steeple
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Nostromo SWEEEP

copper hawk
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THEY WERE ALL FIGHTIN OFF THE OBJ !!!

rocky nacelle
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because its true

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yeah

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its the most true one

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seeing an ASS vet or psyker that doesnt eat the first overhead they see

rocky nacelle
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kim >>>

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is an impressive thing

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thats the only good one

rocky nacelle
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that

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is an interesting take

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havent heard that one

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my friend loves scott pilgrim until the final book (he says its mid)

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I love all of scott pilgrim

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in every media

copper hawk
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ASS ?

median steeple
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Auric

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Storm

copper hawk
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Ohg

rocky nacelle
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auric shit survivor

median steeple
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Survivor

copper hawk
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That's the mael one right

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rocky nacelle
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we must rename ASS to auric shit survivor fat shark please

gloomy badge
rocky nacelle
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even easier they can just leave the mission

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on down

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lmfao

fleet zealot
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always wear reject

copper hawk
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The titular scott pilgrim is canonically a groomer..

rocky nacelle
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I wear no titles

gloomy badge
rocky nacelle
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they arent cool enough

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a geniune asshole

rocky nacelle
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hmm

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someone didnt read the books

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The comic and game is good

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and i dont like scott's actor because he looks weird tbh

rocky nacelle
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The movie is funny

rocky nacelle
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lmfao

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But I agree that they bitchified ramona

rocky nacelle
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bro said they hate michael cera

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there was not a single other white male they could have used better

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than michael cera

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and this im certain

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Most people who play bass and wear loz merchandise look like Michael cera

copper hawk
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Wallace wells

rocky nacelle
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literally

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lmfao

copper hawk
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I loooove wallace wells

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Love love loooove

rocky nacelle
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copper hawk
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No i dont

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He's a sociopath

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i dont believe u

rocky nacelle
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you dont have enough rizz to be wallace

copper hawk
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He's probably the worst person in the whole show

rocky nacelle
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(not enough gay rizz)

opaque island
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Michael Cera was made to play scott pilgrim

copper hawk
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If u rizz up wallace that means ur probably also a sociopath

copper hawk
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It's actually rlly funny

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Cuz psychopaths typically have significant superficial charm

median steeple
paper harness
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LMFAO

paper harness
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Get back

copper hawk
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A gay sociopath having superficial charm for a gay person is a deep cut..

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copper hawk
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Superficial charm that is for gay people rather

rocky nacelle
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here the spaghetti sexuals go making scott pilgrim woke again.........

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im outta here....

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and fallout

rocky nacelle
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(If you thought remotely anyone was a good person in scott pilgrim except a few people)

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thats on you

rocky nacelle
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Slowly

copper hawk
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Fastly

paper harness
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I am opening it like uncle ted

median steeple
copper hawk
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Finally found a match where i can be a bulwark

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GET AWYA FROM MY CLASS

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I FINALLY FIXED IT

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Fencing psword my beloved..

median steeple
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sigh didn't ask to play

copper hawk
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Probs wont play w any1 today

frosty herald
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Just leave the lobby until your able to select bullwark

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I alr got lvl 17 on assault

gloomy badge
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Back shot emoji1lotion

slate haven
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tawny lion
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looking to start doing maelstrom and Auric missions but I'm unsure what gear level I should want going into it. I'm in the mid 400s right now

rocky nacelle
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its not like destiny where that number matters

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tbh

tawny lion
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I know its not SUPER important, but its still a decent gauge for how strong a piece could be, so I didn't know if there was a recommended level or specific things i should look out for

ornate bone
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really i think the biggest weapon modifier is how much fun you have with the weapon. i am amazing with the chainsword because furious slashing is awesome to me, i suck with the thunder hammer because i feel weird with it

frosty herald
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Saber please give assault sanguinary guard wings

tawny lion
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fair enough. All that being said, how much harder is maelstrom?

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you'll be fine

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so theyre harder, and it depends on the modifiers

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but not to a point where its impossible for newer people

rocky nacelle
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(shit doesnt spawn during events, etc)

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pretty sure its a bug

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if its not its joever

tawny lion
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ah ok

hard nexus
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dorn was saying it might not be, due to no changes in the patch notes addressing it

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copper hawk
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Balancing around malice,,

rocky nacelle
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ok were finished

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It's so over...

lusty oar
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ahhh i am finished

rocky nacelle
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cyber grind for the rest of my days

hard nexus
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out damaged a surge voidstrike user

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we're so back

lusty oar
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a minor edit

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shut up

lusty oar
ornate bone
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yeah, i just did a waves of specialists blessing of nurgle that was really easy

copper hawk
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it feels like the tension modifier that should be inherent to aurics isnt there

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Low density modifiers aren't fun because i can't reach high damage

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theyre also boring

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i did a normal board heresy low int the other day

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and there were like

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4 enemies per mile

ornate bone
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OH CMON

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why cant i get those

ornate bone
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then no

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not me

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chorus zealot

ornate bone
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ok 😦

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stiiiinky

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stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinky

ornate bone
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i guess you would have recognised my armour from posting it earlier anyway

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I did one today with two psykers and felt my synapses decaying

hard nexus
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true

gloomy badge
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A nurgle blessing mutant waves

stone fern
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DAMMIT ALL

ornate bone
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try 3 psykers

stone fern
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IM GOING HAMMER INTO MONSTER SCABS

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I was lucky to do 350k

stone fern
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FUCK THIS

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Walking sim lobby

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ornate bone
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and i out damaged them all with a mk2 evis

paper harness
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oh shit

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its 3veg

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peak !

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should i bring shock maul or should i bring evis

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hrmhrmmhrmrmmhrm

rocky nacelle
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dclaw

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cock maul

hard nexus
rocky nacelle
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you just made a dclaw build

hard nexus
rocky nacelle
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alright be pussy

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i probably will eventually

rocky nacelle
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asks for dclaw build

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doesnt make it

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Real

rocky nacelle
median steeple
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is that the faze batman comic

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2 high levels running off meta builds

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will they be really good or the worst players i’ve ever seen

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let’s find out

grizzled aspen
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Only the scoreboard will know.

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Anywho, did they do something to the heavy swords?

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They feel a little jank and I can't explain why.

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It's like there's a slight delay when alternating lights and heavies.

copper hawk
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Yah i ate them

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Sorrgy

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Could be my dusty ass 3070 though

fleet zealot
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beep

lusty oar
grizzled aspen
gloomy badge
grizzled aspen
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Like, grab a mk9 and go swing h2 into a light.

rocky nacelle
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mk9 moment

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mk7 doesnt really have that issue

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(i use both so ive noticed also)

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as in

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more damage

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i did less boss damage courtesy of using a shock maul but

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wiped on a 3veg

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sad!

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we didn’t wipe

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get owned

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@gloomy badge us east pubs lmao

rocky nacelle
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never seen any of those people

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rip

median steeple
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John pork will manifest in your shower tmr

rocky nacelle
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zealot

mystic nacelle
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start round 20 cyber grind (immediate mind flayer and sissyboy insurrec)

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abyss even

median steeple
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what the fuck was that sentence

rocky nacelle
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ultrakill rot

ornate bone
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i feel like i would lose so much fun and immersion if i installed that mod and only thought of number

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s

lusty oar
rocky nacelle
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or just be like me and bank on no one using the Smaul

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ever

lusty oar
rocky nacelle
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(my text isnt the biggest most distracting thing)

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so its ok

rocky nacelle
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I enjoy having scoreboard cause it lets me know if my build is actually merking shit also I like numbers

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if other people are doing dog ass oh well thats why im on zealot anyway

slate haven
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Welp

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SM2 was fun

rocky nacelle
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make sure the run is finished/done every time

slate haven
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Back to the grind

rocky nacelle
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had someone bitch on dreyko finale cause I ran to the finish to make sure we completed the maelstrom

copper hawk
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Hate scoreboard

rocky nacelle
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instead of sitting around killing everything on that god awful bridge area

copper hawk
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It ego booster

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Bad 4 u

rocky nacelle
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if you use it as an ego booster thats on you

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(it is funny to mog meow though)

slate haven
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I mog daily 😎

rocky nacelle
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erm tanner boy is in chat

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back to ultrakill

paper harness
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leabe

slate haven
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STOPPP

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nah but fr

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Should I build a crusher?

rocky nacelle
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ask tanner

copper hawk
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Lacerate flesh tearer

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Ur so mean

slate haven
copper hawk
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Yes but a crusher

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It's pawesome

rocky nacelle
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nu uh

slate haven
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Hammerblow and skullcrusher right?

fleet zealot
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skullcrusher is the onyl oen you caer about

copper hawk
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Yah

slate haven
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I can’t believe looking back on it I prefer “annoying ass kid” to “tannner boy” everi one so mean 2 me 😢

slate haven
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Dose it like stagger super easy or something?

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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skullcrusher is your damage

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Slaughterer skullcrusher will be the crusher roll.

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Could also do slaughterer and thrust when itemization update drops.

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Will make bulwark 1taps far easier to get.

rocky nacelle
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i need to practice chastising the crusher PA

grizzled aspen
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Crusher, even without blessings, beats the shit out of literally everything.

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You could run a profane crusher in auric maelstroms and do fine.

stone fern
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uhhhhh

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paradise

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PARADISE

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the game didnt register my death

slate haven
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Martyrdom or IJ?

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Or piety

rocky nacelle
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also new ultrakill layer of autism dropped

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(you can juggle shotgun swapping + projectile boosting + paddle balling the chainsaw)

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also clad

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how

slate haven
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Boofing cocaine

stone fern
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i was the last person standing game went to the end screen when i was downed not dead

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I fully went through the death screen

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time to get A.S.S. then report the bug and ask them to take it away chadgryn

rocky nacelle
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Fucking pos game

hushed knoll
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We don't use that kind of fucking language here

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Game just ate my inputs and we wiped

hushed knoll
lusty oar
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game just ate my load lmao

hushed knoll
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thats funny

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3veg

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clutched 4 fucking times

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in the final event

median steeple
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vegtables

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4 FUCKING TIMES

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AND

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i got lagged into a mauler overhead after pushing a burster

tawny lion
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how do you get that screen?

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mod

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heard

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scoreboard mod

rocky nacelle
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yeah

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basically

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god

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that was so upsetting

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my hands were shaking

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i killed like 4 bosses solo

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2 chaos spawns

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a burgle

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and a plague ogryn

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3 of them were blessed lmfao

rocky nacelle
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smaul?

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i wish i had shadow play

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or evisc

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no i swapped to mk15

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so its not that impressive killing them

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but

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point stands

rocky nacelle
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well its less fluent than a knife or a rashad

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so its pretty good to me

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fighting bosses can be annoying with mk15 sometimes

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BT build?

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i got a bunch of clips to post though

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none from my clutch

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but funny clips nonetheless

slate haven
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im on ultrawide

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rocky nacelle
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or something

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and then this is peak bloodthirsty

stone fern
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lmfao

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i didnt get a single NT

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for my clutches btw

rocky nacelle
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oh nice

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i revived all 3 of them twice

rocky nacelle
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meow knows the stupid BT trick on mk15

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I remember finding that a long time ago

lusty oar
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the poxwalker stuck inside the capsule holder chadgryn

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rocky nacelle
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yea

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thats a trick?

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rev L1

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get bloodthirsty

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repeat

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well do you see people do it?

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lmfao

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i dont see people use mk15

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so

rocky nacelle
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exactly

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so no one would know about it

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true

rocky nacelle
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unless they played it

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ive never used BT on evi15

lusty oar
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🤔

rocky nacelle
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since people usually think if you rev -> it'll get stuck

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you can chain one shot crushers and maulers to the head

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horde clear gets stupid

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like that clip i posted

rocky nacelle
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but not with rev L1 BT

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it falls off when theres any elites in the horde, as you cant rev attack

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(it gets stuck on elites automatically)

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but

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its really good

rocky nacelle
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thats when the perfect strike meme outshines it

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(by at least 2%)

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lmfao

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did mk2 and mk15 with perfect strike/shred piety crit builds

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very funny

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i havent seen an evis user in forever though

rocky nacelle
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yeah iirc

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rev H1 on mk2

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only gets stuck on elites/actual armored

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yeah

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and no damage cap

rocky nacelle
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yeppers

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its so peak

rocky nacelle
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thats why perfect strike mk2

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kinda feels better than mk15

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that H1 with perfect strike

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holy

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sex

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lmfao

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i never have cleave issues with the mk2

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but i also use savage sweep

rocky nacelle
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I dont either I just want to say fuck carapace

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and bulwark shields

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lmfao

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fair

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god

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i am so fucking good at this game

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where i

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is

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my

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reddit post

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hatehatehatehate

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i clutched 4 times in a row

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i deserve it

rocky nacelle
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if you wanna be praised by redditors

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re evaluate

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why you have fun

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lmfao

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no i just find it very funny to get a reddit post about you

rocky nacelle
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true

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im just sad the team fell apart

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because i got lagged into a mauler overhead

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very sad

rocky nacelle
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now they will make a reddit post about how you fucking suck

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many such cases

rocky nacelle
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and failed to clutch

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lmfao

rocky nacelle
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reddit moment

rocky nacelle
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JUST HAD A MAIN CHARACTER EVISCERATOR ZEALOT IN MY GAME

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THEY NEVER WERE IN COHERENCY

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(the team was dead)

rocky nacelle
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they died cause you werent in coherency

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protecting them

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duh

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15% TDR from zealot aura

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thrower.....

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lmfao

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to be fair

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i went to the opposite train

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in the final event

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i always do

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but i also had a majority of the spawns on me

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i actualyl dont know how they all died

rocky nacelle
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first train is a noob filter

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lmfao

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true

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one was a level 800 gun psyker

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834

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commisar tyr is typing again

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hello

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i saw u typing earlier and stop

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spit it out !

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also ive never heard this voice line before

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@rocky nacelle

rocky nacelle
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is this an invitation of sorts

copper hawk
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Youve never heard thst hadron line ?

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Ive heard it a bunch

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I think it's the only other voice line that hadron has on that mission regarding the skyfire

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I always hope to hear it

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But hadron is kinda rare on that mission

visual stream
visual stream
copper hawk
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I can do without sef tbh,

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HATE the witch..

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I love that Sefoni casually drops that she's been mind controlling and memory erasing people, Morrow(?) at least is confirmed on this

copper hawk
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Hadron is actually nice

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And morrow is nice adjacent

ornate bone
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More Masozi missions would be nice

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I like Masozi

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Oh yess Masozi is awesome too

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She's got a buddy-buddy vibe

copper hawk
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It's ironic that the transhuman toaster woman is the one that compliments you the most in missions

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I'm kinda burnt out on le epic everyone is an asshole thing grimdark always does

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It's lazy

drifting wolf
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she is very mean and sassy much unlike the toaster empath kayex

ornate bone
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were kinda beneath everyone else

copper hawk
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Not rlly

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Zola was a criminal before she became head gooner second class

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She was also a reject

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And the minions on the ship when ur max lvl r nice

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Ur vets are all militarum

shy river
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In the grimdark future, everyone shat in everyone else's cereal

copper hawk
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It's kinda why I like loose cannon the most

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Male/Female

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With male professional

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They're like actually nice for the most patt

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Part*

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why

ornate bone
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do vets

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feel the need to shoot

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every fucking barrel they see

copper hawk
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It fun

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i’m going to explode

ornate bone
drifting wolf
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cause its fun

shy river
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yes

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i did explode actually

ornate bone
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their brains are wired to shoot red barrel

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it's a subconscious action

copper hawk
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Why i like the ogryns the most

ornate bone
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they can't control it

copper hawk
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Even the bully is nice sometimes

drifting wolf
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if enemy + near barrel = shoot barrel = kill enemy

ornate bone
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tbh the my beloved psyker is probably the nicest one

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i was near all of the barrels

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they just killed the psyker with another barrel

copper hawk
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Yah female beloved is awesome

drifting wolf
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psyker is the enemy

ornate bone
visual stream
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god i hate plasma vets

copper hawk
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I love plamma vets

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"Rager coming" "NO ONE ASKED FUCK YOU" and then another teammate is like "bro they're just trying to help" and then loose cannon gives them sass too like they're the one being attacked

drifting wolf
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Yah that one sucks

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Male loose cannon is the nice one

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Me: flow, flow, tactical reload, flow, explosive catridges, unyielding dragon, stacked 25 might, fury and stability

Kid called Speaker Saboteur with "boon corrupt" on the description:

ornate bone
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why would i want to be possessed by a daemon

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What if it was a cute demon

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Daemon

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You should be allowed to throw tknives while channeling chorus, change my mind.

rocky nacelle
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for literally 1 day

grizzled aspen
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and I was never able to do it again

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where are these cute daemons you talk about

ornate bone
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It would also add more viability to chorus.

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Hey frog

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Ur stinky

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doesn't seem very loyal

rocky nacelle
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@hard nexus

ornate bone
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ok im getting on DT for the maelstrom

drifting wolf
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i'm afraid i'll be reporting your behavior to the inquisitorial moderators for possible corruption and heresy

mental coral
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well its more so the map

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praying its still up

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Hell no, I wouldn't do that maelstrom with a gun to my head.

rocky nacelle
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or meow can just give me the MMT code

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median steeple
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that shit is ASS

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clandestium 3VEG when

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3VEG is monstrous specialists, no?

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Getting a shitter pub is either an ego stroke or makes me not want to play for he day

ornate bone
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Many such cases!

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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Ferrets would be good pets if they weren't at risk of intestinal strangulation if you dont sweep your house every day

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like burgles blessing

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also the most money maelstrom

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its 83K+ iirc

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3veg is so fun

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I havent played one since I think a few days ago

rocky nacelle
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i was on lethal with people all last evening

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Me and Cole tried to run it trying to get me ASS and we wiped both times because we queued with shitters.

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from 7 to like 11

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what maps?

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Imagine queueing for monstrous specialists and then not having a build that can fight monsters.

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I pushed a chaos spawn and a plogryn off using chorus.

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(chastise knife moment)

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Chastise knife unironically deleted the two burgles we actually managed to kill.

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The zealout in question wasn't of much use other than that.

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(he angered a dh and instantly died)

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you should ask meow how that 3VEG went when we were 4 manning

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and I ran mk3 chastise

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(balanced boss damage insued)

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If it's precog/duelist knife and they're hitting the head, it's good damage

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even stronger

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stack uncanny

grizzled aspen
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pop precog

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pop duellist

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chastise

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Want!

rocky nacelle
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weakspot

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very balanced levels of damage

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@paper harness i played pubs a little earlier today (I usually only play late nights) and holy shit man

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4 lobbies in a row where everyone goes down and if I dont clutch the run fails

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Delicious apple fritters...

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I like when that's a majority of my games as long as the pubs TRY to be teammates

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If they go down that's fine as long as they're undogging me

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Also I keep mistaking your pp for a weird Aang art

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I made it like 8 years ago when I was in hs lol

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It's Caligula but vaporwave (so original!)

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I just haven't changed it in all that time

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caligula mention

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🐐

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I know nothing about Caligula but looks cool anyway

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I'll leave it at that

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my friend told me play caligula effect

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Isn't Caligula the one that fucked his own mom?

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Or am I mis remembering Roman emperors?

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No, it was his sister he wanted to boink but ended up trying to assassinate her instead

hard nexus
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poor guy

paper harness
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i am going to scream

stone fern
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I like the microwave skybox

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Hi Gabriel

stone fern
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The kind of runs that tilt me so bad I play like a bot the rest of the day

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Flamer hit me when I got mutied

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lovely

paper harness
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Instant death

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It's so over...

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i hate fire hurting you while ur disabled by chaos spawn or mutant

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The fucking special kills

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My team was dead for 15 mins

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Mfw you get chaos spawn force fielded into a mutant flamer combo

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hard nexus
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I'm glad this does not hurt the dog at all but penetrates through four fucking feet of hide-like rotten flesh just to hit me in the face

hard nexus
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(400 kicks per second)

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WHY

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WHY DOES BRUNT

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ONLY GIVE ME THESE CLAWS

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ON MK1

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3 back to back wipes

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Hopefully a good 3veg roll tonight

paper harness
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Washed

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Director send another twenty billion clanrats

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I feel like getting angry tonight

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🙄

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😈

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Maybe the true rending flamer was the chastise nerfs we received along the way

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Darktide is a power fantasy... we need heckin renderino

fleet zealot
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I’m so mad

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3 back to back carries ended because I bothered to get them up

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rocky nacelle
# fleet zealot

from left to right (genshin, overwatch, valorant, league of legends, and tarkov)

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the 5 horsemen

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LMFAO

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I actually like darktide

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so no

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Oh hi tyr

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I have a healthier relationship with alcohol than I have with darktide

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(I like league too but i wont say that publicly)

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I very often think about a 6 minute clutch that ended because a silent dog was chasing me after I already killed one, and I had to stop the rez last millisecond

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I tweaked

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Wut?

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drifting wolf
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I saw you typing

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rocky nacelle
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tanner boy in chat again

rocky nacelle
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have a lot of hours in it

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BRING BACK OLD LOKI

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PLEASE

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I think I started playing when Japanese pantheon/Amaterasu was just added

rocky nacelle
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psycho

median steeple
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IM BEGGING

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explode

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Swk was the most fun and dynamic

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Sometime in 2016 I think?

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no

rocky nacelle
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old loki was so fucking boring

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new loki 10x better

median steeple
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Fuckkk no

rocky nacelle
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someone hasnt stunned 4 people with new loki ult

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and it shows

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I need to make educational content for dt

rocky nacelle
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🤭

paper harness
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Just 6 hours of me saying pls kill specials

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I played mid and jungle the most

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but I was good at adc as well

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I rezed one, went to the last door and fucking 3 flamers 2 dogs, one trapper and a mutant alive

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(I knew how to play every role by proxy of game time but solo and support are SLEEP)

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Oh I lied Hunter was my least favorite and it wasn't even close

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I have friends who I try to convince to play darktide with me

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Artemis ult is healthy btw Smilege

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(blows my mind when I see people with account level higher than me or my account level and they cant fucking play ADC)

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And they're always busy

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adc is so brain dead easy

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not even funny

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But I'm probably sparing myself a fucking heart attack trying to play with them

median steeple
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I really enjoyed merlin

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5 man stun in a teamfight without any skillful placement or aiming

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I legit don't understand how people struggle with adc

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(me as a mage main)

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compared to league

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few league adcs have escapes but the ones who do are aids and annoying obviously

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I used to main Aphrodite until I discovered the heavenly art that is Awilix

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And even adcs with meh kits but a dash are good

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Like xbal

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xbal ass

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izanami my beloved

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Xbal is straight up poop but fucking zapman loves him

rocky nacelle
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I wore the knight skin I'll have you know

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Oh you mean for Aphro

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No I played her damage

rocky nacelle
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also gooner

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I love sassy aphro

rocky nacelle
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hate aphro

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hate nox

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everyone who plays them

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dog shit

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Nox is a one trick pony true

rocky nacelle
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never good in my entire time of playing smite

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ever

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So is Aphro but at least it's fun

rocky nacelle
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and ive been playing since season 1

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Support was Jorm
Adc was Izanami and Heimdall
Mid was Kulkul and merlin (sometimes morrigan )
Jungle was Thanatos/bakasura/loki
Solo was Odin/King arthur/surtur

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last time I was involved in the game

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shit was great

rocky nacelle
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you guys wont believe

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Morrigan was so fun

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I liked uh

rocky nacelle
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my mage main

median steeple
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waiting for smite 2 to actually have all the gods before I play it

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Kill someone with their own ult

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Whats his name

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The Japanese adc character

rocky nacelle
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Im not even remotely excited for smite 2

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: /

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His ult is the cc immune horse

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OH

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hachiman

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Hachiman

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Hachiman

median steeple
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Honestly just forget about it most of the time

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Hes boring but I liked him

rocky nacelle
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hachiman is simple

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and strong

median steeple
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Oh yeah and sometimes susano since he has the zuko skin

rocky nacelle
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but gets powercrept by the actual crazy ADCs

rocky nacelle
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like bitchtar

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Loved pooping on shifters with aggressive Hachiman

rocky nacelle
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the best mage in the game requires the most skill shots

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Hachiman has such insane 1v1 and outplay potential

rocky nacelle
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and hes my main (with the most worshippers)

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I used the mad max skin on hachiman to BM with vgs

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I hated Susano

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(VER) You rock!

rocky nacelle
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I loved Susano

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(im a jungler remember)

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🌪️

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Susano countered Awilix in such a shrimple way

rocky nacelle
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I actually played assassin and ADC alot more later in my smite time

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because I was ego'ing my self

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(I wanted to 2v1 on adc and assassin everytime)

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I would play just about any role

rocky nacelle
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and ngl I would actually win some 2v1s

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shits peak

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Mid was my least favorite

rocky nacelle
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lame

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Jungle and solo were my favorites

rocky nacelle
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mine goes Mid -> JG -> Adc -> BORING EVERYTHING ELSE

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Awilix was my favorite because of the sheer amount of outplay potential

rocky nacelle
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when im cracked on support stunning the enemy 5 times

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but my adc cant mouse 1

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worst shit ever

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Khepri was a simple joy too

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I help da homies

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fire character

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Unfortunately hi rez hated early solo rotation and so put a gorillion farm on that side of the map

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True 1v9 character

median steeple
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Oh yeah one of the new gods they added

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the ghost whale was peak

rocky nacelle
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he was restarted

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builds full defense

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kills you

median steeple
median steeple
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you can't handle the cetacean swag

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Nike users pressing 4 and doing six gorillion damage for existing

rocky nacelle
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ok lets be real

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most peak jungler

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mercury

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👊

median steeple
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Nike and baron are like the two gods I hate fighting

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maybe also gilgamesh

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gilga was pretty stupid

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they toned him down though

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Mercury fucking feasted when they removed boots from the game