I died 3 times to a flamer
#zealot-class
merry flume
its so over
rocky nacelle
(the orangutans are knife users)
sullen forge
The gorilla is using Taxe
rocky nacelle
also that chastise crit backstab I did on the starting BoN
rocky nacelle
crazy fucking dmg
modern lintel
rocky nacelle
now all I need to do is practice making sure duellist and precog are up at the same time with chastise
median steeple
irl gmod
rocky nacelle
and then show how balanced knife is
modern lintel
How old is william dafoe
rocky nacelle
hes been old since I was a kid
sullen forge
William Dafoe showing off his clothing
sullen forge
Bro there is just this fucking energy that radiates off him showing his clothing 
modern lintel
bro been old since I was young
Fetus
rocky nacelle
boondocks saints
has probably one of my favorite roles he plays
and that movie is just goated
modern lintel
The lighthouse one was good
rocky nacelle
I actually still havent watched light house
rocky nacelle
KUSU KNIFE
what does this even mean
lusty oar
what does this even mean
it's so kusu core
stone fern
thats a lie and u know it
paper harness
He’s always lowest damage highest taken
stone fern
thats because hes very based unlike u
nvm actually
his latest 5 clips are all smite
forget everything i said
stone fern
hes a person that shills his damage dumpstat knife
paper harness
Terrible player
stone fern
i mean
rocky nacelle
I was posting cause maybe its decent if I just precog/uncanny abuse but no damage is gross
itemization could also save it but its close to 380 anyway
stone fern
the damage scalling isnt awful true
drowsy steppe
is he in the server
ornate bone
This is so sad, can we get iCarly in Atoma
drowsy steppe
kinda perfect
modern lintel
I regret buying my current vape flavor the gods have forsaken me
stone fern
stop vaping
spare talon
@paper harness not surprised I find you knowing exactly who the post was about in the comments, who was it lmao
Only name that matches that desc I know is ainz but that just doesn't sound right given context
modern lintel
Erm no
stone fern
buy heated tobacco
ornate bone
Inhale water instead
patent sleet
cmon mobility is right there
i mean isnt max dodge tied to a decently high mobility stat for knife?
spare talon
i mean isnt max dodge tied to a decently high mobility stat for knife?
Max dodges is like on 30ish%
It's abnormally low
You can dump it way more than most weapons
stone fern
i mean isnt max dodge tied to a decently high mobility stat for knife?
pretty thats not the case for anything
55% is max dodges for almost everything
patent sleet
fr? maybe i checked a different weapon
patent sleet
perhaps im developing brainworms
stone fern
hell yeah
rocky nacelle
as long as they arent from t*nner
stone fern
time to knife up
spare talon
perhaps im developing brainworms
Perhaps it's a whole colony, isn't that nice?
patent sleet
ill eat them like udon
paper harness
<@1273699265243381802> not surprised I find you knowing exactly who the post was...
Squeaking German twins, roughly the correct true level
slate haven
rocky nacelle
tanner boy is back in chat
stone fern
i found a french guy who actually kept singing most of the game in vc
and laughing REALLY loudly
fleet zealot
hey everyone makes mistakes
spare talon
Squeaking German twins, roughly the correct true level
Ok yeah never heard of em
Still funny how I see the post and go "dorn is gonna be here I just know it" and was correct lmao
fleet zealot
including being a tanner fan
lusty oar
hey everyone makes mistakes
nah not me
stone fern
i never had both germans at once
rocky nacelle
and laughing REALLY loudly
real life M Loner psyker
stone fern
nah not me
your pfp
north sedge
hey guys leave tanner alone he's totally gr- wait hold on, ok i've just been informed that he's a complete tool
patent sleet
wait, unless im missing something i have a few knives at 70% mob with 5 dodges instead of 6 - is it not possible to get 6?
spare talon
and laughing REALLY loudly
hard nexus
Ok yeah never heard of em
Still funny how I see the post and go "dorn is gonna b...
wha
what’re u talking about
fleet zealot
bandit you are too soft
hard nexus
bich werent you doing something
i was
rocky nacelle
also nosy
lusty oar
nngg
hard nexus
sry
rocky nacelle
wow
hard nexus
demons
rocky nacelle
lusty oar
ok psyker
lusty oar
yet you are one
rocky nacelle
and now you delete it
hard nexus
rocky nacelle
dont even want proof of the truth
hard nexus
Delta Stran
rocky nacelle
patent sleet
there is 81%-100%
so the mythical 6th dodge for knife is actually unattainable?
sad :(
north sedge
the 6th dodge is when you accidentally yeet yourself off a cliff and die
ornate bone
Yote
patent sleet
me when i side dodge into a hole in the floor that drops into a chasm
fleet zealot
if you need 6 dodges on knife i hope your knees get crippled (3 dodge chain axe user)
ornate bone
Sounds like a personal problem
rocky nacelle
if you need 6 dodges
patent sleet
no but i think itd be fun :))
ornate bone
I don't use lame weapons and never had 3 dodges
sour oxide
Allor
hard nexus
so the mythical 6th dodge for knife is actually unattainable?
psyker can get it
lusty oar
anticipation chads stay winning
paper harness
paper harness
his latest 5 clips are all smite
Smite mains can’t dodge
misty nova
You guys dodge?
paper harness
Ok yeah never heard of em
Still funny how I see the post and go "dorn is gonna b...
Odds are it is them
copper hawk
@rocky nacelle Noob
rocky nacelle
yes
rocky nacelle
<@139852743358545920> Noob
ok i see how it is
rocky nacelle
meow and cica r the worst
hushed agate
rocky nacelle
copper hawk
Y do u not haz sm2.
rocky nacelle
60 dollarino
modern lintel
Y do u not haz sm2.
modern lintel
My psychic eminations
obsidian prairie
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
spare talon
@vernal terrace fucking stinky
You smell so bad rn
Wash yourself
modern lintel
<@397420128330842124> fucking stinky
You smell so bad rn
Wash yourself
Real and based
rocky nacelle
ive become the duality of both knife evils
i use mk3 to 1 shot bosses
and I use mk6 to lacerate/uncanny
someone kill me
hard nexus
knife is soooo balanced
spare talon
Knife is insanely stupid
lusty oar
someone kill me
life is your punishment
hard nexus
knife is balanced and flamer needs buffs
spare talon
I'm honestly starting to crutch on knife and that's scary
rocky nacelle
the struggler
hard nexus
I'm honestly starting to crutch on knife and that's scary
start running mk2 evis
spare talon
I need to use normal weapons more
rocky nacelle
I'm honestly starting to crutch on knife and that's scary
this is why I played normal weapons then swapped to knife
instead
so ill never ever feel like I need knife dodges
I just know how much better they are
going from something god tier to good tier
gives you insane vertigo
also ego'd
hard nexus
i wonder if it’s possible to get a crusher one shot on mk2 evis without chastise
spare talon
I am fully capable of using quite a lot of weapons but after being knife pilled, I play too overly aggressive with it and am punished for it
rocky nacelle
BT Bloodletter meme possibly
spare talon
I just need to re-evaluate how I play the game without it
hard nexus
BT Bloodletter meme possibly
bloodthirsty at least but not bloodletter
hard nexus
then i lose savage sweep :(
hard nexus
yeah but
rocky nacelle
just get the psykhanium loadout mod
hard nexus
rocky nacelle
or whichever one lets you swap shit on the fly
rocky nacelle
silly
rocky nacelle
I am fully capable of using quite a lot of weapons but after being knife pilled,...
this is why zealot is the real crutch
they let me use every weapon (almost) like a knife
I just get in there
but good luck doing that shit as soyker only other thing close is DS4
the only time ive felt like
oh this feels way better/more crutch, in a scenario
was when I was running marty crusher
those dodges were
a little slow....
to say the least
compared to IJ crusher
sour oxide
I do better damage and kill wise with a tac axe but it’s just not as fun as knife
next nova
for the penance inspiring oratory (heal 7500 toughness for team), does the "overheal" yellow toughness count? or is it only blue toughness?
hard nexus
silly
so, mk2 evis with elites, carapace, bloodletter, 15 stacks of IJ, and desperation gets close enough that im pretty sure rampage will reach it
rampage, or stacks of
sustained assault
yah with rampage it reaches it
hard nexus
oh it reaches it on h1
rocky nacelle
hard nexus
dont even need h2
rocky nacelle
you sawing at their neck or chest
hard nexus
H1 special h2
yes the dinky little knife is capable of penetrating armor better than the giant two handed chainsword
hard nexus
you sawing at their neck or chest
head
hard nexus
on body it misses it
rocky nacelle
damn
hard nexus
155 damage
misses it by 155
lmfao
its such an obtuse BP to reach
i dont think youd ever reach it consistently in game
its not worth it to run
rocky nacelle
quite the tism BP
lmfao
let me put on my 8 elden ring buffs before entering the boss
type beat
fleet zealot
hard nexus
>let me put on my 8 elden ring buffs before entering the boss
real
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
i dont use either really so
@paper harness
paper harness
what makes the rashad better than the antax
h1 faster
rocky nacelle
still wish that rashad auto clicker marty guy i saw
would explode
that gameplay sucked lmfao
vague depot
How do y’all handle a horde of those shield guys on you
rocky nacelle
kid named flamer
merry flume
bait attack, hit head
misty nova
Evis15 rev heavy shield
north sedge
Ask them politely to stop
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
How do y’all handle a horde of those shield guys on you
nade
vague depot
Evis15 rev heavy shield
It goes through the shield?
misty nova
Nope
misty nova
It opens it
fleet zealot
don't let yourself be cornered and kite around
vague depot
It opens it
So rev heavy once and then rev heavy again?
misty nova
Then you dodge out of the shredding
fleet zealot
Yea that goes hard what about when another group comes
stun nade will only work on the first group but fire nade should be fine
misty nova
Then rev again
vague depot
Sounds good
fleet zealot
depending on your weapon you can weave and kite bulwarks to death, knife for example with flesh tearer
fleet zealot
mk4 chaxe doesn't even need to use rev'd heavies, since it can spam lights
vague depot
Just something that feels nice when I hit them
fleet zealot
then i recommend focusing on your mobility and to not get cornered, getting in hits while you can
and also fire nades, they last a good while
vague depot
Alright bet
fleet zealot
hard nexus
with thrust and martyrdom
u can 2 shot crushers with the indignatus
shock maul
with elites and cara*
hard nexus
its stupid but its funny
spare talon
They're so fucking stupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fleet zealot
yea
oh they shouldn't have those bottles
they hurt their teeth cause they always chew, and it's frustrating so they may dehydrate themselves
BUt they are really cute
copper hawk
Mmm soy
grizzled aspen
they hurt their teeth cause they always chew, and it's frustrating so they may d...
What's the alternative? Giving them a bowl?
median steeple
fleet zealot
What's the alternative? Giving them a bowl?
yea weighted bowl, maybe a self refilling bowl
they may make a mess of it and try swimming in it but water helps them cooldown and they are more likely to drink a healthy amount
grizzled aspen
I've got one of those flowing water bowls. Could they use that without issue?
fleet zealot
depends, i'd make sure to mod it so even if it's empty they can't tip it over
and make sure the cord is hidden/isn't accessible
they are little problems
grizzled aspen
That's nothing unusual, my cat already does that.
That being said, how do ferrets get along with other animals?
My cat is pretty agreeable to other animals, as far as cats go.
Though she HATES my dog because the dog has some neuro issues and doesn't understand personal space.
fleet zealot
they can get along but YOU have to monitor their interactions carefully 24/7 until like
a year pasts (this is my opinion)
grizzled aspen
Got it, don't get a ferret until my cat passes away.
fleet zealot
issue with ferrets is that what a cat does to warn someone to knock it off is the similar to how ferrets initiate play. dogs, especially if they are too big, can accidently hurt a ferret
grizzled aspen
(I'm not trying to be cruel I just love my cat and would never give her away)
fleet zealot
and ferrets make a squeaking noise when distressed
grizzled aspen
Oh right, yeah, that's bad to pair with dogs.
fleet zealot
(I'm not trying to be cruel I just love my cat and would never give her away)
lol you dind't come off as cruel dw
fleet zealot
yes, all ranged enemies can be suppressed
hard nexus
ill probably never use it
hard nexus
yes, all ranged enemies can be suppressed
ik about suppression
fleet zealot
same
hard nexus
i just didnt know that reapers in particular got less accurate
fleet zealot
i just shoot their head until they flinch and cover themselves
hard nexus
yeah same
fleet zealot
i think gunners do that too if you have a low stagger gun
grizzled aspen
I run at them and push their brain out their ass with a crusher.
fleet zealot
like, a recon
grizzled aspen
"Hey, shitass." bonk
hard nexus
bonk
severe nexus
Any zealot brothers that'd want to do a lvl 3-4 mission for my new zealot 🙂 ?
All my other character are lvl 30
hard nexus
yummers
grizzled aspen
Soy ice cream.
copper hawk
Soy and ince cream
median steeple
why so soyful
copper hawk
And 15 miles of running total in one wake up
grizzled aspen
I think I'd die.
copper hawk
This is midlife twink crisis behavior
median steeple
erm take a break
copper hawk
Bulwark space marine 2
median steeple
visual stream
visual stream
What about the other half a billion
rocky nacelle
ill deal with them
gloomy badge
is it not 8 billion now
i think i remember some analysis paper about how the earth could actually sustain double what the current population is now comfortably but i would have to find it again to comment and i don't feel like doing that
hard nexus
is it not 8 billion now
it is
hard nexus
i think i remember some analysis paper about how the earth could actually sustai...
it could if we stopped being like
extraordinarily greedy
echo grove
i think i remember some analysis paper about how the earth could actually sustai...
The possibility is probably there but it would cost rich people money
gloomy badge
The possibility is probably there but it would cost rich people money
don't you mean it will cost you money
echo grove
I live in an RV with toilet paper insulation, sending this from a gas station i work at
Im the antithesis of rich
grizzled aspen
i think i remember some analysis paper about how the earth could actually sustai...
Humanity, as a whole, would have to unite under some form of authoritarian government to pull that off, and everbody knows that will never happen.
fleet zealot
broken walrus
so we need the god emprah
grizzled aspen
What Earth is capable of, and what humanity will allow for, are two entirely different things.
grizzled aspen
FLESH !!!!!!
You literally drink soy, I doubt cutting meat out of your diet would hurt you very badly.
grizzled aspen
It's not like that protein is gonna be doing much when your muscles are being hijacked by soylent.
copper hawk
I could crush ur head like a grape freak w my soylent super muscles
grizzled aspen
You are literally 100 pounds sopping wet, I could pick you up with one hand and put you through a wall like I was the mf juggernaut.
fleet zealot
i need it
grizzled aspen
Man I wish pokemon were real.
rocky nacelle
median steeple
the baby
gloomy badge
i haven't played lethal in a minute what the fuck is this thing?
grizzled aspen
Definitely... something.
Anywho, Melk is cooking, just picked up a god roll dsmk4 and bolt pistol for my psyker.
median steeple
the baby
copper hawk
You are literally 100 pounds sopping wet, I could pick you up with one hand and ...
Something something watermelon something something thighs
copper hawk
Idk i didnt read the acript
rocky nacelle
The Baby
grizzled aspen
Like, assuming that the stat boosts coming in the itemization update are what I think they are, I will have a perfect 380 dsmk4.
copper hawk
Fuck maneaters
grizzled aspen
Something something watermelon something something thighs
Ayo?
rocky nacelle
copper hawk
U can still drop them into the pit at factory
In factory*
In the large room w the machinery and the huge pit
grizzled aspen
Factory? Tarkov?
copper hawk
Drop that mf in there
fleet zealot
median steeple
the eeper
misty nova
The children yearns......
grizzled aspen
Cringe
I agree. I got head, eyes'd by an sks scav last night and I wanted to scream.
grizzled aspen
I had like 700k rubles in loot on me at the time, on top of my chad kit.
grizzled aspen
So that was like 1.1m rubles lost in one raid.
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-maneater-gif-13451919148156484471
Live footage of wound ogryn
rocky nacelle
Live footage of wound ogryn
copper hawk
Why the fuck r u playin tarkov dude
copper hawk
Like why
rocky nacelle
same gif
rocky nacelle
modern lintel
copper hawk
I wish someone loved me as much as paradise hates me
modern lintel
Consider not being noob
misty nova
Morrow passes you the Plas
broken walrus
pass me some of that plascrack
rocky nacelle
I wish someone loved me as much as paradise hates me
hate is the strongest form of love wym
broken walrus
You guys think diamantine will actually be useful after update?
rocky nacelle
🙂
drifting wolf
their severe hatred for you means that you may be on their mind frequently, thus forming some kind of fucked up bond
modern lintel
Turn your sadness into plasteel reserves like a real man
median steeple
sadness into gambling
fleet zealot
https://tenor.com/view/cooler-outro-fighterz-dbfz-grab-gif-20330535
ok so
this is probably my worst "hear me out"
wtf
copper hawk
this is probably my worst "hear me out"
fleet zealot
i'm sorry
obsidian prairie
Haha, se
al
median steeple
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/wow-yay-gif-15766325112190626286
Beast of nurgle
fleet zealot
slate haven
fleet zealot
where is the cage
obsidian prairie
We must not release it
spare talon
I wish my curios were that awesome
obsidian prairie
It would spell doom for us all (lacerate fleshtearer)
fleet zealot
offensive curios when?
slate haven
It would spell doom for us all (lacerate fleshtearer)
Fleshtearer mid
Knife has finesse
Go for weak spots
slate haven
Yes
obsidian prairie
Or the existence of a joke there
obsidian prairie
Also, lacerate is the bad one
slate haven
Also, lacerate is the bad one
Oh
spare talon
Plus you mixed up the blessings
slate haven
I am dumb
spare talon
Yea
obsidian prairie
Flesh tearer is proc on crits
spare talon
What didn't
slate haven
the
So like
Space marine 2 is fun
I just got it. Cant wait for a useable thunder hammer pre Sep 24
slate haven
I’m gonna play Blood Angels bc I’m gay for sanguinius
slate haven
is it worth 40 murrican freedom papers though
70
tidal berry
sheesh
tidal berry
Game looks fun, Idk if it would stratch tide game itch
probably not as frustrating as divers lately anyhow
modern lintel
The thunder hammers not bad in pvp atleast
slate haven
Here me out
Have y’all seen that I did a thing video where he makes a hammer that shoots nails with blank rounds?
What if we had that but as a zealot blitz where you load a bolter round and blast a railroad spike into a homies noggin
mighty root
Can’t wait for dueling swords on zealot
misty nova
Yeah
paper harness
It's not like that protein is gonna be doing much when your muscles are being hi...
B12
paper harness
Omg hiii
slate haven
spare talon
i am now home from another day of work that genuinely makes me question why im just not a neet
slate haven
paper harness
Tanner fan
slate haven
*former
spare talon
<a:money:831942385008377886>
ive not seen an increase in pay in 2 years
paper harness
Get a fake job like me
spare talon
Get a fake job like me
that requires you to have a paper that says you know things tho
i dont have one of those yet
paper harness
More than 1
modern lintel
Have you considered identity fraud
paper harness
slate haven
I’m still 7
paper harness
We get it you have free schooling
Mine was free because scholarship
spare talon
killing myself
modern lintel
Right so both coles r 22 catastrophic
paper harness
Computer science
paper harness
Right so both coles r 22 catastrophic
Such babies (I am 24)
modern lintel
Ok old man
grizzled aspen
I swear I am never gonna get auric storm survivor legitimately
slate haven
Omg frog cast hiiiiii
spare talon
0 increase in pay
more cut hours
raised expectations on work when they were already at fantasy land levels
and being directly blamed for shit that you were deliberately asked to do or something that wasnt even remotely related to you
paper harness
Omg frog cast hiiiiii
Go back
spare talon
i really should just quit
modern lintel
i really should just quit
Write a manifesto
paper harness
You aren’t elitist enough to demonpost
slate haven
But I’m a tanner fan? Curious
rocky nacelle
stfu tanner boy
paper harness
Tree noises
slate haven
Tanner drinks water and I drink water, curious
paper harness
Tanner isn’t elitist, he’s just annoying
modern lintel
Tanner drinks water and I drink water, curious
Many such cases
grizzled aspen
Like my teammate ran ahead, angered 20 gunners, and then instantly dc'd as soon as he went down.
paper harness
And often wrong
spare talon
0 increase in pay
more cut hours
raised expectations on work when they were alre...
i think ive put up with this level of abuse for this long cuz "at least its better than my old job"
red swift
He's pretty elitist imo
slate haven
Fellas
paper harness
slate haven
I’m a changed man
red swift
If you aren't plasma gun, focus target, shout frag grenade you are nothing
spare talon
at least im not getting harrassed by old people and co-workers, in more ways than one, at my current job
red swift
Subhuman
red swift
with knife of course
paper harness
And can’t play normally
spare talon
He blocked me when I said that to him
did you see tanners sm2 review
slate haven
Once a British man
paper harness
did you see tanners sm2 review
I can’t watch his content
I’d explode
I’m American
slate haven
huh
spare talon
I can’t watch his content
tanner was the first negative review visible on the steam store page
red swift
paper harness
Legally I am not
spare talon
I can’t watch his content
paper harness
To hold my clearance I can’t be British
spare talon
he is so insufferable as a person
red swift
he is so insufferable as a person
You
spare talon
yeah me too
red swift
re not even in the same league as me. Begone from zealot chat
spare talon
but tanner moreso
mighty root
red swift
I like you cole I pressed enter on accident
paper harness
re not even in the same league as me. Begone from zealot chat
I am sometimes like that
spare talon
I like you cole I pressed enter on accident
so im not the only one who does that
slate haven
Yes u are
modern lintel
Tanner reminds me sort of one of my friends whos like in an endless cycle of subjecting themselves to rage bait and actively falls for it everytime
paper harness
I was explaining hitreg issues and some dude thought it would be funny to interrupt
spare talon
enter being on the edge of the keyboard numpad has been disastrous for properly typed out quips
grizzled aspen
I'm gonna do 1 more auric mael and if I get 1 more idiot teammate I'm just going to put off ASS until the itemization update so I can just do zealout dsmk4 and solo the whole damn thing.
paper harness
So I dropped, come back when you figure the dodge key exists 7100 taken
paper harness
I'm gonna do 1 more auric mael and if I get 1 more idiot teammate I'm just going...
I can cheese you through it
Got absolutely nothing better to do
grizzled aspen
I don't much want to cheese it, I just want these people to be worth their fucking salt.
Like, bro, you should not be going down to poxwalkers, of all things.
modern lintel
Who would win 1 exe stance or 2 poxwalkers
grizzled aspen
I can understand if you got some janky hitreg and got downed by a crusher or mauler overhead, or you got caught in a bad spot by a trapper or a dog, but this is just pitiful.
spare talon
Who would win 1 exe stance or 2 poxwalkers
veteran gaming
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-meme-sad-dante-dante-sit-dante-tired-gif-1698...
YOU CAN NOT KILL ME
I AM SUB HUMAN
YOU CANNOT KILL ME
I AM OMEGA
paper harness
YOU CAN NOT KILL ME
I will throw the man eater outside for you ship baby
modern lintel
paper harness
paper harness
Reverse tp onto a line
rocky nacelle
modern lintel
When will boykisser upgrade to mankisser
paper harness
@green yacht likes boy kisser
spare talon
modern lintel
Starting to think cole doesnt like kissing boys
paper harness
@red swift don’t tell the Redditors how to do door skips
red swift
Not like they will anyway
spare talon
im with dorn on this one
red swift
or do you want to keep your ordo docket speedrun strat without fatshark catching on?
paper harness
No I reported it
red swift
oh
spare talon
people will start doing it more and more in public lobbies
spare talon
exactly
paper harness
Airlocks brick the run
grizzled aspen
Fuck it. I'm running chorus.
spare talon
redditors are typically the lowest denominator though
red swift
all 3 zealot abilities are top tier which is something I love about the class
compared to the other classes
rocky nacelle
Fuck it. I'm running chorus.
woe, pox gas
paper harness
redditors are typically the lowest denominator though
I am 100% sure that 75% of the posts on Reddit are by heresy or below players
grizzled aspen
It is pox gas lol.
spare talon
I am 100% sure that 75% of the posts on Reddit are by heresy or below players
all of the "ive not heard this dialogue before!" and not a single enemy or specialist spawns happens for the entire duration
pale spindle
paper harness
all of the "ive not heard this dialogue before!" and not a single enemy or speci...
Coherency posts
spare talon
true
paper harness
I still think the average player belongs in malice
spare talon
if i say "coherency doesnt matter, line of sight does"
then i will likely get demolished
dogpiled is a more accurate word tbh
red swift
There has to be some psychological happenings that lead fresh level 30 players to queue auric maelstrom in purple and blue gear
gloomy badge
I still think the average player belongs in malice
yes
gloomy badge
There has to be some psychological happenings that lead fresh level 30 players t...
they think level 30 = endgame
red swift
something compels them
paper harness
There has to be some psychological happenings that lead fresh level 30 players t...
I do it occasionally
On grey weapons
spare talon
but youre nto a fresh 30 lmao
paper harness
Because haha funny
grizzled aspen
Yup, queued with shitters again.
paper harness
but youre nto a fresh 30 lmao
All you need is a dclaw and a bolter
grizzled aspen
This guy literally thought he could facetank a burgle.
paper harness
I keep telling my friends don’t melee bons
shy river
Playing a lot of vermintide 2 was definitely a cheat code in this game for me starting out
grizzled aspen
Like, no you idiot, you need to be running away from it.
paper harness
They keep taking immediate damage
cerulean moth
Playing a lot of vermintide 2 was definitely a cheat code in this game for me st...
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
gloomy badge
Like, no you idiot, you need to be running away from it.
if your dodges are perfect you can sit in its face and m1 it to death
grizzled aspen
Meleeing a burgle isn't a bad idea, people are just dumb and get hit for no reason.
paper harness
I played 1600 hours of malice, most auric players play the same as malice players
gloomy badge
Meleeing a burgle isn't a bad idea, people are just dumb and get hit for no reas...
it only eats you if it vomits on you
spare talon
All you need is a dclaw and a bolter
how do you build your bolter btw
ive never payed attention to the thing cuz i HATE HATE HATE its handling
but ive grown to be able to use tknives for all ranged needs so i can use my gun for exclusively armor for dclaw
paper harness
how do you build your bolter btw
ive never payed attention to the thing cuz i HA...
Left click at enemy
I don’t aim
shy river
simple as
spare talon
yeah no shit lmao
but actual blessings and such
paper harness
Crusher packs, bosses
paper harness
Carapace unyielding, and those two blessings
red swift
I play bolter very similiar to flamer. Cavalcade and pinning fire.
Pinning fire mandatory
pull it out and spray the mixed hordes and shit in front of you
paper harness
Ah I forgor pining
cerulean moth
Heavy sword daughter or cavalry saber son?
spare talon
ill need to look at its crit to understand why cavalcade actually works well
paper harness
Saber always
spare talon
ive heard its finesse is good
red swift
not many other good options anyway
fleet zealot
cause they adjusted bolter to lean more into finesse
red swift
unles you like inspiring barrage toughness
cerulean moth
Isn’t bolter a finesse weapon
paper harness
You could cringe maxx and run a zarona on a dclaw
fleet zealot
like an oversized DMR
cerulean moth
I’m so ready for this update
Crit zealot lasgun will go hard 
Gun zealot will be real
red swift
I reallly hope we get talent rework like psyker
ive said this before but im probably switching psyker if zealot talents get no changes
paper harness
Total gun user death
fleet zealot
we won't lol
spare talon
cause they adjusted bolter to lean more into finesse
yeah but would the chance of a crit be better than just the minor flat damage increase from the brittleness
fleet zealot
i really doubt they have a surprise talent rework for us
cerulean moth
I don’t know why they did psyker in the first place? What prompted it?
red swift
melee scriers psyker is going to go crazy bro
fleet zealot
I don’t know why they did psyker in the first place? What prompted it?
they had the opposite of point tax
paper harness
I don’t know why they did psyker in the first place? What prompted it?
Above me
spare talon
melee scriers psyker is going to go crazy bro
im so excited
red swift
faster reloads, constantly high scriers gaze
fleet zealot
they had such a good tree they could grab everything and every build grabbed basically the same thing
fleet zealot
so they added more goodies but made the tree longer, so hopefully more impactful build decisions
spare talon
plus with the crit quell
you can have a fucking sciers nuke with columnus in your pocket
red swift
meanwhile all zealot talent buffs are mostly worthless because you're never going to go those nodes
the 25% DR on piety looks sick though
probably good for your build cole since you use riposte anyway
paper harness
2 more tree reworks and 5 points removed and perhaps they don’t have to nerf every weapon outside of 2
cerulean moth
Surely sainted gunslinger will rise
red swift
just lose 10% crit and get 25% DR and 10% crit for team
also fun fact, the stalwart piety route increases the toughness you get back on kill from 5% to 7%
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge value
fleet zealot
the 25% DR on piety looks sick though
see idk
red swift
xd
red swift
then you have more DR
fleet zealot
if you go middle keystone you have shield of contempt which is DR
paper harness
Your team is almost always dead
red swift
fuck shield of contempt
fleet zealot
the DR is well, dr'd
red swift
eh?
fleet zealot
diminishing returns
paper harness
One sec
red swift
minus points
fleet zealot
going to double check the notes
spare talon
the 25% DR on piety looks sick though
oh i didnt notice this
paper harness
In the last 500 aurics, 7 people died per lobby on average
red swift
TIL 25% TDR isnt worth lmao
fleet zealot
not when you can path through better options
spare talon
TIL 25% TDR isnt worth lmao
but this is coming off of the sacrifice of fully maintaining fury at all times from the other tree
and its also giving diminishing returns cuz enduring faith already exists
fleet zealot
go right side and grab good balance and you have 50% from on crit anyways
spare talon
and is 50%
cerulean moth
Sounds like u need to carry
fleet zealot
and benediction if you have another zealot
red swift
It's easy enough to maintain outside of elevators anyway methinks
fleet zealot
and from your 5% nodes
rocky nacelle
@paper harness 3 people turn into a masked, get chased by a slime, nutcracker shows up
cerulean moth
Enough???
red swift
and does anyone know how much DR there is exactly
rocky nacelle
paper harness
<@1273699265243381802> 3 people turn into a masked, get chased by a slime, nutcr...
You playing with people from here?
spare talon
and does anyone know how much DR there is exactly
assuming no martyrdom
50% tdr enduring faith
25% flat dr good balance
60% flat dr shield of contempt
and soon 25% fury node tdr
red swift
I mean how much you will be affected with the "typical build"
fleet zealot
assuming no martyrdom
50% tdr enduring faith
25% flat dr good balance
60% flat d...
and 5% tdr nodes
spare talon
oh i forgot about th ose
red swift
50% with 15% bene and I think 2 5% tdr nodes
paper harness
75% on crit dodge
spare talon
travel nodes do not exist in my brain
fleet zealot
you are guaranteed to like, get 2
paper harness
Ogryn gets even more
fleet zealot
i get what they are going for with the change but it should be liked
red swift
and shield of contempt is too nuanced. Pretty sure it only procs on health damage
and mostly not worth points
spare talon
and shield of contempt is too nuanced. Pretty sure it only procs on health damag...
it does, but when it kicks in its fucking stupid
fleet zealot
idk maybe shared TDR, like team gets partial benefit like they do with crit
or if it was just straight DR
which is more valuable and harder to get on zealot
red swift
and 10% crit on team is kinda huge, especially with empathetic evasion psykers
not that theyll notice idk
who knows
spare talon
and mostly not worth points
but youre toughness stacking at least 2 curios normally so chip damage would activate it, so it would be active if you find yourself in a fucked situation
and it only costs 2 points for most builds
fleet zealot
and 10% crit on team is kinda huge, especially with empathetic evasion psykers
for premades sure but no one in pubs will notice or care and probably won't even benefit
red swift
2 points in contempt could go into the fury instead
ornate bone
oh i didnt notice this
broooooo
fleet zealot
and shield of contempt is too nuanced. Pretty sure it only procs on health damag...
yes but that's for HP which zealot has a lot more trouble fortifying like we do toughness.
oh i'm not say take shield
ornate bone
fleet zealot
i just don't think it sucks it is just in a shit spot
spare talon
2 points in contempt could go into the fury instead
thats true but like i said thats also coming at the cost of the other nodes, and potentially 10% crit chance
red swift
yeah but you run riposte anyway brah you're chillin
fleet zealot
if allies gained the TDR as well even at 66%, so you could go like, benediction and support piety
it would make more sense
red swift
Giving your team 30%+ TDR by existing sounds overpowered
gloomy badge
i could see a build picking up shield of contempt but dropping dance of death and twbs
getting stunned would be AIDS though
fleet zealot
Giving your team 30%+ TDR by existing sounds overpowered
yea only way to make it competitive with the sheer solo power of self sustaining on the other path
red swift
You will make me drop twbs over my dead body
but the whole point of the node post update is that it is more self sustaining
guy
gloomy badge
You will make me drop twbs over my dead body
yeah getting stunned would be too annoying
spare talon
Giving your team 30%+ TDR by existing sounds overpowered
that would be enough to make me swap
fleet zealot
i meant the buff sustains itself
spare talon
but thats not how the talent works 
fleet zealot
crits give you the buff now which give you the buff more so more crits
fleet zealot
but it would still be under diminishing returns
red swift
but how much is what matters as well
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
nice
tbh how does agri shotgun do on zealot cause doesn't it want manstopper bad
so i guess piety manstopper build, still taking fullbore
gloomy badge
no respite manstopper would be good
i'm not grabbing it simply because the perks are ass
if it was maniac and something else it'd be an easy buy
modern lintel
I like lawbringer more on zeal
gloomy badge
yeah i think i'd definitely prefer no respite manstopper than full bore manstopper
lusty oar
i always go agri full bore because i like having an excuse to use full bore 
fleet zealot
agri shotgun is basically revolver without anti armor
it cleaves a ton with manstopper
lusty oar
or say fuck manstopper and just change the perks 
modern lintel
i always go agri full bore because i like having an excuse to use full bore <:Si...
Ill full bore you
lusty oar
Ill full bore you
not here
gloomy badge
i'd run full bore no respite on the kantrael shotty but not agri
agri isn't hitting numbers like kantrael so having stagger is better
you know come to think of it
bandit is right
i don't want no respite on agri
gloomy badge
yeah full bore manstopper is better on agri
wait, no
i'm smoked
no respite is always just better on agri with manstopper
it takes more to get going but it's more damage overall
i'd have to lab the TTK
pretty small differences i think
cerulean moth
or say fuck manstopper and just change the perks <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
No. Never stop men 🔥🔥🔥
wraith cipher
so why not full bore on agri?
spare talon
womanstopper 🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
gloomy badge
so why not full bore on agri?
you're getting more damage from the manstopper combo due to stagger
rocky nacelle
womanstopper 🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
checkmate fatshark
wraith cipher
ah
gloomy badge
@spare talon what do you think?
cerulean moth
Ever wonder why man stopper might not work on a hoard? It’s cause those were all female poxwalkers
spare talon
combat shotguns arent my forte tbh
modern lintel
Theythem stopper when
gloomy badge
i only ever use kantrael
spare talon
xey/xemstopper
gloomy badge
xey literally prefer it...
wraith cipher
ooof to bad forces of chaos identify as he/his and her/she
spare talon
dude im so excited to get fletch t4 on my db vet
grizzled aspen
Actually, running chorus might be the play for this.
I was able to save my team more than once with a well timed prayer.
wraith cipher
i'd only take chorus if it would allow me to attack during the cast
grizzled aspen
I also realize I didn't even properly bless my chainsword, either.
spare talon
@grizzled aspen you may have better luck grabbing a zealot chat auric team
grizzled aspen
Is that an offer?
median steeple
the only tiem I take chorus is when Im playing with others who I know can kill or when im tired of pubs dying to dumb things
cerulean moth
i'd only take chorus if it would allow me to attack during the cast
Flamer and chorus would be busteeeed
modern lintel
dude im so excited to get fletch t4 on my db vet
Run flechette, shredder nades, serrated blade and lacerate flesh tearer for true bleed maxing
wraith cipher
Flamer and chorus would be busteeeed
uhhh.. melee only lol
cerulean moth
sees someone with the same aura
changes build to compensate
you have the same ult
Clawing my EYES out
cerulean moth
uhhh.. melee only lol
Gotta step on my dreams bruh 😭😭
grizzled aspen
>sees someone with the same aura
>changes build to compensate
>you have the sam...
It's fine to have the same ult.
wraith cipher
this is my armchair balance update 
cerulean moth
It’s not as fun for me
grizzled aspen
The team I just ran with, we had 3 chorus's, including myself.
The fourth zealout had chastise.
He was running a thammer.
cerulean moth
Imagine if it was stealth zealot