zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

I love joseph

hes just an idiot

lol

[fleet zealot]

he's a perverted cocky idiot

[rocky nacelle]

oh yea

we took this image

made his color scheme green

and he was holding 5 blunts

[sullen forge]

The joint

[rocky nacelle]

mfs call me zaza hand

but with part 4 and part 5 respectively

of okuyasu was smart

[spare talon]

Part 4 is the best part
You can't prove me wrong

[rocky nacelle]

and fugo could control purple haze

they would be different stories

[rocky nacelle]

silence persona fan

[slate haven]

Zaza hando

[rocky nacelle]

(thats why you like it)

part 4 is the best jojo part because 1 simple reason

its the best slice of life anime ever made

[sullen forge]

Cough Purple Haze Feedback (though that isn't cannon but its recommended by Araki himself)

[fleet zealot]

i mean

best part is part 7

[copper hawk]

Y u hate me

[fleet zealot]

SBR is unbeatable

[copper hawk]

I mean i am gay

[rocky nacelle]

no

you're pan

[copper hawk]

But i know u hate me

[fleet zealot]

it's an actual western in manga form

[copper hawk]

Pan include gay

[fleet zealot]

but personal favorite is stone ocean

but that's cause i'm gay

[copper hawk]

Set includes that set

[sullen forge]

Spin > Hamon

Im dying on this hill

[fleet zealot]

i don't even care about that

[rocky nacelle]

so I remember you said your pan like a good friend and u just say no im gay

to deny me

[fleet zealot]

fuckin SBR was EMotional

[rocky nacelle]

smh

maybe I DO hate you

[fleet zealot]

it was so grounded but also insane and it was so well made'

[slate haven]

How is the hands destructive power a B?

It makes no sense

[copper hawk]

U haaaaate me

[fleet zealot]

small area

[copper hawk]

I have 2 victimize myself

It's how i get my dopamine kick

[fleet zealot]

but also stand ratings are, a bit fucky anyways

[sullen forge]

King Crimson is so confusing mfers when they get met with the entire D4C arc

[fleet zealot]

tbf, jojo readers can't read

[sullen forge]

Literally lmao

[rocky nacelle]

^

truth

[fleet zealot]

see dragon's dream (besides the shitty initial translation)

[sullen forge]

I understood what was happening, hell I've had to explain like multiple times to my friends how D4C works

[rocky nacelle]

i thought you get that by owning noobs

and drinking soy

[fleet zealot]

it's literally just, feng shui, the stand let's the user look at the best path for their feng shui

[rocky nacelle]

also since were on the topic of buff gay men Jojos you think the hand beats King Crimson?

[fleet zealot]

but the stand is also sentient and can be used by both the user and the enemies

[opal wadi]

Brick or salvageable before the update?

[rocky nacelle]

The hand literally erases space and time

and epitaph skips space and time (by 5 seconds iirc)

so

?

[fleet zealot]

maybe if the hand had a smarter user

[rocky nacelle]

oh for sure

im just asking

[sullen forge]

If he manages to bait Diavolo which would probably end in him getting injured or killed yes

[rocky nacelle]

stand v stand wise

not user vs user

[sullen forge]

Oh stand wise?

[fleet zealot]

but diavolo was nasty with it

[rocky nacelle]

yes

the hand

vs king crimson

king crimson has more power iirc

[sullen forge]

I mean The Hand is literally limited by the User

[rocky nacelle]

but the hand has way better technicality

[sullen forge]

if not its a Cream situation of

[rocky nacelle]

ye

[sullen forge]

incredibly strong

[rocky nacelle]

also

isnt like

king crimson the strongest physical stand so far

even besides the world/star plat

[sullen forge]

D4C and KC

[fleet zealot]

donut maker KC

[rocky nacelle]

||king crimson fucking pasteurized someone||

iirc

[fleet zealot]

okay so like

he can't attack during the sequence but

[rocky nacelle]

oh also side tangent

[fleet zealot]

he impales a person on spikes

[rocky nacelle]

before we discuss more gay men

[fleet zealot]

?

[sullen forge]

D4C and King Crimson are on par with each other strength wise if we're going off manga panels and the likes

[rocky nacelle]

nero metallica should have won (fuck you narancia)

but we all know this

back to the discussion

[fleet zealot]

it's a stand where if you think about it too hard it stops making sense

[fleet zealot]

everyone knows this lmao it was practically stated

[rocky nacelle]

KC or D4C

[copper hawk]

Za hando ga kesu

[rocky nacelle]

bandit

[rocky nacelle]

.

[rocky nacelle]

Za Soy Ga Kesu

for you

[sullen forge]

Casually drop this here cause KC also casually does this lmao

[rocky nacelle]

thats what im saying

[fleet zealot]

Diavolo played too safe with letting Doppio do the fighting in fear of his identity, Narancia was the wild card

[rocky nacelle]

I never seen the world or SP

do that shit

KC casually karate chopping mfs

[sullen forge]

The world has done chops

Just once or twice

they tend to resort to punches

[fleet zealot]

I wanna say d4c is a bit overloaded but then again...

[rocky nacelle]

king crimson is a donut maker and a knife hand master

[sullen forge]

THE WORLD (SBR) you see do more chops

[fleet zealot]

next part we have Wonder of U

and that's just

[slate haven]

JoJoposting in the zealot chat???!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[sullen forge]

Dont get me started on WOU

lmao

[rocky nacelle]

ive never read jojolion

except for reading up on WoU

[sullen forge]

Its literally a me win button stand

[rocky nacelle]

dumbest shit ever

[copper hawk]

Omg

[rocky nacelle]

final destination

the stand

[fleet zealot]

see while SBR was the best part

[sullen forge]

I mean same could be said for D4C: Lovetrain

[copper hawk]

If ur gonna ride my ass like this at least buy me dinner first

U HATE ME

[fleet zealot]

Wonder of U gave me a bit of anxiety/dread

that shit is a scary stand

[copper hawk]

UR MY BIGGEST OP FR !!!!!

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sazzybarb-squidward-happy-gif-21759552

dude

[slate haven]

What’s ur CashApp?

[rocky nacelle]

the wonder of U

is so crazy

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[rocky nacelle]

Just thinking about who the villain might be

gets you killed

https://tenor.com/view/faint-fall-black-black-man-fast-gif-22062849

insane

worse than final destination the stand

i take it back

[sullen forge]

remotely even deciding to go, hmm today I will pursue this guy

instant door slamming into you and killing you

[rocky nacelle]

car falls from the sky

and blows up

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-calamity-wonder-of-u-jojolion-jojolionbae-gif-26676639

[rocky nacelle]

WoU jumpscare

[fleet zealot]

he HAS so much aura

[rocky nacelle]

also

is this the first case

of a stand acting basically almost sentient on their own

from their user

besides chariot req

[sullen forge]

Oh yeah the ending of Jojolion

[fleet zealot]

ehh dragon's dream is sentient

[sullen forge]

forget about that

[rocky nacelle]

kira got cursed by Wonder of U

kek

[fleet zealot]

but yea, wonder of u is a concept of calaminity ||toru|| got as a stand but it wasn't reliant on him

[sullen forge]

Another rare Post Mortem Stand next to Chariot Req and Notorious BIG

[rocky nacelle]

|| yeah the stand had a whole fake identity and everything ||

iirc

for WOU

[acoustic dune]

stand?

JOJO???

[rocky nacelle]

i hate gay people

💢

[rocky nacelle]

silence

[fleet zealot]

not beating the can't read allegations

[sullen forge]

Extreme dislike

[acoustic dune]

WONDER OF U?????????

[rocky nacelle]

when you actually get to discussing things

smh

and goobers come in

[acoustic dune]

anyhow back to vet weekly mission

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohM_d9s76nU LIKE this scene

made me bite nails

[rocky nacelle]

get eaten by BoN

[fleet zealot]

dude IS looking at this and monologuing

[frosty herald]

Someone tell araki he can create simple storylines that can be enjoyable

[acoustic dune]

[insert song name]

[rocky nacelle]

no

[fleet zealot]

he praises the enemy, he talks about his power, but he ends it with HIM Being curious of HOW fucked you are going to be for being the closest person to him

[acoustic dune]

wtf are you babbling about

no

[sullen forge]

How it feels when the chat gets flooded with "JOJO?!"

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

we need

more light trolling moments in jojo

[frosty herald]

Jojo fanbase insufferable

[rocky nacelle]

(like dio putting polnareff backdown the stairs for shits and giggles)

[acoustic dune]

jonathan if horse

and cripple

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-jotaro-kujo-gif-25346515

[rocky nacelle]

best jot fit

[acoustic dune]

messing with the handicap

[rocky nacelle]

not even close

[acoustic dune]

how evil

[fleet zealot]

"I'm not sure what's going to happen, but I do know you are about to die in an extremely painful way"

[rocky nacelle]

that was diavolo

[sullen forge]

I'd argue Stone Ocean is better

[rocky nacelle]

messing with the handicap

[placid fiber]

I haven't seen any jojo, and I am not interested in trying to either tbh

[rocky nacelle]

not a big fan of benjamin button

jotaro

tbh

[acoustic dune]

porlaneff was handicap even before (il est francais)

[rocky nacelle]

part 4 is just right

[sullen forge]

Idk I really think it looks cool, Especially Platinum in Stone Ocean

[rocky nacelle]

also all white fit

🥶

[fleet zealot]

i love jotaro, we need more autistic representation

[rocky nacelle]

wym you guys got narancia

[sullen forge]

I take things apart and put them together

[acoustic dune]

autism even more powerful then metalgear

[rocky nacelle]

i think my favorite stand in ocean

is probably

weather report

not for powers or anything

just off design alone

(also the character)

https://tenor.com/view/weather-report-stone-ocean-jojo-jjba-part6-gif-23983422

[slate haven]

Green baby goes hard

I like the ways he’s green

[sullen forge]

Not even C-Moon?

[slate haven]

And a baby

[sullen forge]

Cause thats genuinely my favorite Stone Ocean stand

[rocky nacelle]

eh

white snake cooler

(also discs)

[slate haven]

Very cool

[rocky nacelle]

💿

[fleet zealot]

it's great

[frosty herald]

Araki fell off hard by not making diavolo die to risotto

[slate haven]

White snake goes hard

[sullen forge]

Look the idea of your body violently inverting is metal as fuck

[fleet zealot]

i mean c-moon vs stone free is

it's one of the best fights

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-26727368

[slate haven]

Diavolo shoulda died to dopio

[fleet zealot]

but weather report is just such a good stand and user combination fit

that's something too, best stands that match their user

[rocky nacelle]

weather report is fire

both of them

[slate haven]

But like Green Day from p.5 solos

[rocky nacelle]

you know who was cool as fuck in part 5 but his stand was mid

abacchio

[slate haven]

WHO that again?

[rocky nacelle]

( I actually did like his ability though)

cuz he a cop

but it was not suited for fighting whatsoever

lmfao

[sullen forge]

Moody Blues was a cool stand

[slate haven]

who abbachio

I forgot

[rocky nacelle]

sex

[slate haven]

Oh

That dude

Yeah his stand is cool

[slate haven]

It goes kinda hard

[rocky nacelle]

justice for the copper

[slate haven]

Getting killed not so much

[rocky nacelle]

well everyone "got killed"

when the universe reset so

[sullen forge]

Fun Fact, Physical strength wise from the entire group, Moody Blues was technically the strongest physically, obviously this is disregarding abilities

[rocky nacelle]

no bitching about that here

[slate haven]

I think Purple Haze had so much potential

[rocky nacelle]

at least not from me

[rocky nacelle]

really?

I thought it was purple haze

he was just uncontrollable

in mix with his poison

[ornate bone]

fr, imagine being forced to have Cu instead of Co like copper should on the periodic table

[slate haven]

Purple haze

[sullen forge]

Purple Haze's real power is from the Virus

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[rocky nacelle]

but can you imagine getting punched at all

by purple haze

[sullen forge]

I would extremely recommend if you like Purple Haze

[rocky nacelle]

scarlet rot punch

[sullen forge]

read Purple Haze Feedback

[acoustic dune]

the baby was indeed green

[rocky nacelle]

I know about haze feedback

gave Fugo some actual redemption

[sullen forge]

Its ACTUALLY good

[acoustic dune]

scary good

area denial is indeed a scary thing

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-haze-jojo-gif-12669655263969668241

araki why

why did you do part 5 this way....

[sullen forge]

me when I see tasty snack on the ground

[fleet zealot]

cause he was depressed

[slate haven]

Finally someone gets it

[rocky nacelle]

(just make everything obsolete cause haha GER moment)

[acoustic dune]

prob wanted to make polarneff into a turtle

[fleet zealot]

literally what he said lol

[rocky nacelle]

why did depression make him turn polnareff into a turtle

[sullen forge]

Oh yeah originally Fugo was supposed to betray the crew

and they'd kill him

but depression made him go "yeah no this is too dark"

[slate haven]

God do I love the fact that the baby was green

[acoustic dune]

prob hated the french

[rocky nacelle]

its true I hate the french

but polnareff was one of the good ones

[slate haven]

French 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[rocky nacelle]

the only good french ever

in media

[slate haven]

You know the only people worse than the French?

[acoustic dune]

what about your secret lineage

being french?

[placid fiber]

Someone's drooling a bit too much >.>

[rocky nacelle]

lambda thought I was french

[acoustic dune]

ofc american

[slate haven]

Those DIRTY

[rocky nacelle]

because I had billy idol lyrics in my profile

stupid noob

[slate haven]

NASTY

[slate haven]

CANADIANS

They don’t even concealed carry to Walmart smhmh

[rocky nacelle]

hmm

what else was cool

standwise

oh

[sullen forge]

Oh

OH!

[rocky nacelle]

yes

REDDO HOTTO

[rocky nacelle]

CHIRRI PEPPA

🌶️

[frosty herald]

The little gremlin that you couldnt kill besides dragging it to hell

[rocky nacelle]

cheap trick

[fleet zealot]

"Calamity is not a force for good, nor does it care about evil" LIKE GOD DAMN

[rocky nacelle]

feels like theres a few cheap tricks in this server

[fleet zealot]

I LOVE IT

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-cheap-trick-going-to-hell-gif-19432353

die gremlin

[placid fiber]

Just thought I'd share it, since I found it :3

[rocky nacelle]

(me to smitekers)

: )

[sullen forge]

Boku No Rythym Wo Kiitekure

[frosty herald]

It wouldve killed the entire cast if the alley didnt exist

[sullen forge]

The ability was simple but really cool

[rocky nacelle]

me writing that smitekers will go to hell with the power of Heaven's Door

oh the funniest villain in part 4 was this guy

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-gun-jojos-josuke-meme-gif-18019715

[sullen forge]

Damned to eternity as a book

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/glock-spin-pistol-gun-spins-gif-1026089112612705810

[rocky nacelle]

yeah my friend brings that up alot

josuke gave people some awful worse than death treatments

lmfao

[sullen forge]

Also your water is now a bomb fuck you

[rocky nacelle]

josuke damned 2 of the villains to eternity as objects

(good)

[placid fiber]

Like the crimson falcon? or w/e it was called

[frosty herald]

Turns a dude into a rock

[placid fiber]

ngl that's pretty pog

I'd love being a rock

Think of all of the puns I could make

[frosty herald]

Well

He couldnt talk

[rocky nacelle]

that would be lovely

[frosty herald]

He could only watch everything

[placid fiber]

"I'm rock hard" >_>

[rocky nacelle]

a few people need that fate in here

instead of their "opinions"

[placid fiber]

Dibs

[rocky nacelle]

no

youre just annoying to me

[placid fiber]

aww

[rocky nacelle]

you arent dumb

so i can tolerate you

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[rocky nacelle]

the truly idiotic people

I just block and move on

cause theres no point with em

[placid fiber]

Oof

Those guys suck

[rocky nacelle]

you'd know if I didnt like you

because we'd never speak

lmao

[placid fiber]

I mean they're cute... but also slimy

baby hippos r adorable

[gray ice]

Little cute murder humvees

[placid fiber]

[gray ice]

Anyways what's up

[gloomy badge]

I think THE worst than death treatment is what Giorno does to diavolo

[fleet zealot]

GOD DAMn

[rocky nacelle]

deserved

[fleet zealot]

deadlock is already having more a culture impact than starfield

and it's not even out yet

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/diavolo-requiem-wha-jojo-jojos-bizzare-adventure-gif-15144068

[gray ice]

Skyrim in space isn't exactly a leap forward

[gloomy badge]

What the fuck was even diavolo's problem

[rocky nacelle]

uh

kill my daughter

so no one knows me

thats it

iirc

lmfao

[frosty herald]

Remember risotto couldve killed diavolo easily

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-know-duh-hello-of-course-gif-13989211

[gloomy badge]

He was unironically schizophrenic

[frosty herald]

But araki cant write a good character to save his life

So we got diavolo

[rocky nacelle]

i'd still take araki's writing

over kishimotos

[sullen forge]

Seven my beloved

[rocky nacelle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[north solar]

even stand users can have alergic reactions

[gloomy badge]

Epitaph is probably the most boring straightforward broken ability in anime

[rocky nacelle]

epitaph when it meets kid named Za Hand

https://tenor.com/view/dead-weak-tired-spinning-crying-gif-24045365

[sullen forge]

epitaph when Lovetrain

[rocky nacelle]

(nice space and time idiot)

mine

🖐️

[frosty herald]

Epitath when time stop

[fleet zealot]

entirety of SBR

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yoongi-frozen-jinpixeis-gif-22657486

[sullen forge]

I've had this conversation before its weird how it would work cause if its Epitaph by itself he's fucked

but if he has time erase

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/blackops6-bo6-fent-epictroll-gif-1577596466601315418

[sullen forge]

He'll see he suddenly fucking dies

[gloomy badge]

Epitaph when Wonder of U

[placid fiber]

I got a kitty :3

[sullen forge]

and then time erases

[rocky nacelle]

wait gale

does he have to know what causes it

to erase time

[frosty herald]

If diavolo can see 10 seconds into the future

[rocky nacelle]

or he just has to be like no i dont want that

i forgot

[frosty herald]

He would 100% see himself die

[sullen forge]

In theory

he would literally see

DIO just teleport

in Time erase

[rocky nacelle]

thats basically how kakyoin saw it

and we all did

until they explained time stop

[sullen forge]

And Diavolo is smart enough to piece together thats whats causing him to die in Epitaph

[rocky nacelle]

(very smart choice to do it that way by araki)

ngl

[gloomy badge]

Moving in stopped time is instantaneous movement so it might as well be teleportation

[rocky nacelle]

but if diavolo

has never heard or seen of time erase

would he even have that as a thought?

for a stand ability

[frosty herald]

Diavolo cant cancel epitath

[rocky nacelle]

(I mean his stand is already crazy broken but)

[frosty herald]

Its a full 10 seconds

[rocky nacelle]

would he even think of time stop as an ability

[sullen forge]

Probably not till he notices it keeps happening or just assume

DIO has some sort of instant ability

[rocky nacelle]

but unless he figures out its time stop

I think he just loses

everytime

[sullen forge]

Its

[gloomy badge]

Did you guys ever read the horrible part 5 translations from decades ago

[sullen forge]

Like any match up with Lovetrain with a lot of the Villains imo

[rocky nacelle]

not DUWANG not valid

[sullen forge]

usually a stalemate

fun fact

GER vs Lovetrain is a stalemate

[gloomy badge]

No dignity...

[sullen forge]

unless Valentine attacks first

[frosty herald]

Its funny how an ability such as timestop is so simple yet so unbeatable

[gloomy badge]

Does GER not just nullify love train

[sullen forge]

Lovetrain is literally good fortune made manifest

[gloomy badge]

I know

[sullen forge]

You can't really just nullify a concept

[gloomy badge]

But that's not entirely accurate he redirects his bad fortune across the world

He isn't deleting his bad fortune

[rocky nacelle]

ok side tangent

[gloomy badge]

It just goes somewhere else

[rocky nacelle]

didnt Johnny beat D4C

[slate haven]

Oh my god the jojoposting contiues

[sullen forge]

yeah basically

[rocky nacelle]

simply beacause he can beat time and space

with golden spin + his stand

[placid fiber]

ftw your kitty even knows you're out of it lol

[sullen forge]

unless the fortune redirects to Giorno nothing is going to happen

lmao

[rocky nacelle]

your dog shit random image posting wont stop an actual good discussion from happening

🤷‍♂️

anyways

[gloomy badge]

My point is that GER doesn't just make giorno immune to stand abilities, it makes those abilities "zero"

[rocky nacelle]

back to the main scheduled program

[sullen forge]

Remember Lovetrain itself is cause of Lucy Steel

[placid fiber]

Let me give you a gaze... into the holy land...

of cheese...

[gloomy badge]

Right right

[slate haven]

My goated random posting*

[sullen forge]

its why im rather insistent on it not really effecting Valentine

[rocky nacelle]

only you think its goated

[sullen forge]

it might with Lucy?

[rocky nacelle]

no one has acknowledged it

kek

[slate haven]

I know it’s goated

[rocky nacelle]

goted

[slate haven]

Fuck

[rocky nacelle]

argument over

owned noob

[fleet zealot]

even if it's not canon, GER has limits

[rocky nacelle]

back to vet chat

[slate haven]

Minor grammar mistake

[fleet zealot]

like World OH

[sullen forge]

As cool as The World Over Heaven is

[slate haven]

I shan’t be banished

[sullen forge]

I fucking hate Eyes of Heavens story

its so bad

[fleet zealot]

me too thanks

[placid fiber]

wait, what about this?

[sullen forge]

lmao

Like its a cool stand idea

just

[slate haven]

Dude grilled cheese is so fucking good

[sullen forge]

my god THE STORY

[gloomy badge]

I'm genuinely struggling to think of a reason Kira would ever align himself with a group of villains

[placid fiber]

ikr?

[rocky nacelle]

mfw eyes over heaven gets beat by koichi

(koichi is broken in those games)

[sullen forge]

Tbf idfk either

[slate haven]

I’m a cheddar and provolone kinda guy

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[placid fiber]

I miss having grilled cheese sandwich...

[slate haven]

Make one

But

[placid fiber]

I'm a pepperjack and provolone kind of guy myself

[sullen forge]

Heaven Ascended DIO getting fucking folded by Echoes

truly the jojo of all time

[slate haven]

You better use butter and not mayo

Nasty fucks

Using mayo

[placid fiber]

Ew

Who tf uses mayo?!

[lusty oar]

This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i try to share my clutches and all you do is tear me down insult me and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this server is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I clutch or make a build or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of poxhounds and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the server or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. it’s fucking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just get banned because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i’m done. goodbye.

[placid fiber]

GOD

[rocky nacelle]

even better that kakyoin is op there too

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[slate haven]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING?!

[rocky nacelle]

backup

you have to tell me this lore

who did this

[sullen forge]

Where did you get this copypasta from backup

[placid fiber]

copypasta

[rocky nacelle]

DM or otherwise

[sullen forge]

Who said this

lmao

LMAO

[rocky nacelle]

backup please

you have to DM me who said this or what class

its so fucking funny

[lusty oar]

it’s from another server but i modified it

[placid fiber]

Holy shit dude that's a long ass copypasta tho

[rocky nacelle]

LOL

this looks

[sullen forge]

Whats the original source then lmao

[rocky nacelle]

very familiar

even the first 2 starting sentences

i just cant put my finger on it

I think

I know what it is

ill look though

[placid fiber]

@slate haven But: EW! WHO TF USES MAYO ON A GRILLED CHEESE?!

God damn...

[modern lintel]

Mayo is the devils condiment

[placid fiber]

That's a crime punishable by death

[slate haven]

Word

It really should be

[rocky nacelle]

ok

i looked up for the copypasta

no source

[fleet zealot]

butter>>>Mayo

for grilled cheese

[slate haven]

Always has been

[fleet zealot]

if you use mayo ur disgusting

[slate haven]

Nah just in general

Mayo nasty

[placid fiber]

I forgot how to make a grilled cheese tho...

I can't remember if you toast the bread first or not lol

[modern lintel]

I made a grilled cheese last night and used oil instead of butter and entire time was asking myself why i didnt use butter ( it was icky)

[rocky nacelle]

I hate that backup edited that

to fit into darktide

lmfao

reminds me of that respongar guy

[hushed knoll]

I want to try mayo on pizza

[placid fiber]

That's less of a sin than mayo on grilled cheese

[modern lintel]

Yea no straight to the pits of hell with you

[hushed knoll]

Europeans do it

[north sedge]

not a sin, you can use mayo instead of butter for the grilling

[hushed agate]

They do a lot of things they shouldn't

[rocky nacelle]

haha dont sweat it man everyone remembers their first 😂

[south folio]

what the

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

the trolling

that took root earlier

is now showing its results

[hushed agate]

@south folio hiiii

[south folio]

hi epic

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

[slate haven]

Mayo is so mid

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[lusty oar]

the creaminess from the mayo can be overbearing with the cheese if you don’t balance it out

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[placid fiber]

I'm glad I missed it, tbh

[gloomy badge]

Lmfao

[modern lintel]

[north sedge]

mayo is good in certain contexts

(and kewpie mayo is great)

[modern lintel]

No

[placid fiber]

On a grilled cheese, tho?

[median steeple]

can you explain why mayo is bad

[rocky nacelle]

i dont like it

[hushed knoll]

Are you not European

[rocky nacelle]

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-heat-action-godspeed-blitz-speed-gif-9731255690101290359

[north sedge]

yes, its just cooking the bread in a fat

[median steeple]

i want a 1000 word essay on why

[hushed knoll]

I thought you were British Buff

[placid fiber]

I'd sooner use animal fat...

[north sedge]

it does not taste like mayo after you cook it

[hushed agate]

I am American

[modern lintel]

(Evil manifest)

[hushed knoll]

Oh whoops

[south folio]

you're european now

too bad

[placid fiber]

Oh, it doesn't?

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-24664106

[hushed knoll]

Arco wtf

[south folio]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

I had to think about your name for a sec lol

[south folio]

yeah, took you a while to remember your crimes

[gloomy badge]

Would have immediatley hit em with the

[placid fiber]

Cause Cooked mayo sounds horrible

[lusty oar]

AAAAH I’VE BEEN COLONISED

[south folio]

god will judge you

[north sedge]

no, it defintely tastes a bit different from butter but its closer to that than mayo cold

[hushed knoll]

But you won't

[slate haven]

Breh

[placid fiber]

Huh

[lusty oar]

NOOOOO I’M INVOLUNTARILY REMOVING THE TEA CUP FROM THE MICROWAVE

[placid fiber]

STOP LETTING THEM BOARD YO- wait...

[south folio]

i sentence you to death

[slate haven]

Someone needs to kill the person who made Mayo

In Minecraft

[south folio]

asterisk

[median steeple]

they're long dead

[slate haven]

Dig them up

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-baby-funny-fail-gif-15597542

[south folio]

spawncamp them

[hushed agate]

Real

[median steeple]

nah let those laughs fly

if they can't handle the swag sucks for them

[slate haven]

Bro I haven’t seen AMV in yeaaaaars dude

I would watch them home sick sometimes

Always a good time

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-locked-in-monkey-face-gif-14625756494248886007

[placid fiber]

I mean that one is adorable as well

[modern lintel]

Too much swag and suddenly youre a vet main craziest shit

[hushed knoll]

You have no authority here, Jackie Weaver

[slate haven]

Always has been

[slate haven]

Absolutely not

[hushed knoll]

BUFF WTF

[slate haven]

Always gotta have a little bit of pee

[lusty oar]

fr

[south folio]

pee is stored in the underwear

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-pants-ralph-simpsons-gif-2905415824333937792

[slate haven]

Pee is stored in the britches

Wait

[south folio]

that's a new word to add to my vocab

[slate haven]

Do boxers or brief have more room to store pee

[placid fiber]

britches?

[modern lintel]

@rocky nacelle Im going to pyskicly assault the need to lvl vet directly into your brain in my sleep

[slate haven]

Southern word for pants

[south folio]

boxers naturally

[placid fiber]

I know

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-headache-gif-21575957

[slate haven]

Oh

[south folio]

the superior undergarment choice

[slate haven]

My bad

[rocky nacelle]

NO

THE 100% CRIT CHANCE

[slate haven]

True

[rocky nacelle]

MANSTOPPER

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[placid fiber]

I was asking if that's what arco meant lol

[slate haven]

Basically shorts

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[modern lintel]

Sending brain waves now

[rocky nacelle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/head-head1-crazy-nuts-head-case-gif-14143465

[placid fiber]

Most sane zealot ever^

[slate haven]

V true

[rocky nacelle]

in reality I should level my vet

because if I try levelling it on itemization

[slate haven]

Least god emprah’ing, eviscerating, big boy to ever zealot

[rocky nacelle]

with the influx of people

its gonna suck

[frosty herald]

Vegeta tweaking hard

[placid fiber]

Yep

[slate haven]

Speaking of zealot (bc we in the zealot chat) I’m actually really exited for the thunder hammer changed

[placid fiber]

Imagine how horrible the levelers will be with the itemization update...

[slate haven]

Gonna make it so much more usable

[modern lintel]

Did they say in thr patch notes if manstopper would be getting t4

[rocky nacelle]

they're already horribad now

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

[placid fiber]

Just imagine them going from a 2/10 to a 0/10

[fleet zealot]

EVERYBLESSING

is t1-t4 in the patch notes

[rocky nacelle]

I think they said blessings are getting tiers in general

[fleet zealot]

manstopper is scaling it's stagger value

[rocky nacelle]

so its finally time for T4

perfect strike

[modern lintel]

Wonder what theyre gonna do to all the rumbler blessings

[fleet zealot]

they have no released the values for all the blessings

[fleet zealot]

adhesive has ogryn/monstro damage on it alraedy

[placid fiber]

t1 inspiring barrage

[fleet zealot]

as a scaling stat, they added that on an update or two ago

[placid fiber]

[lusty oar]

power cycler 1

[placid fiber]

t4 manstopper

[lusty oar]

-1 charged attack

[modern lintel]

We need take a swing on knife now

[rocky nacelle]

mfw they finally fix over pressure, then rending flames and T4 blaze away happen

https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-locked-in-monkey-face-gif-14625756494248886007

[fleet zealot]

tbf, rending flames description does lie thank god unless they change the code during patch day

[slate haven]

So-called ho-chi-min thought activists when the hoe’s chi’s at an all time minimum

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/on-our-way-soap-mactavish-simon-ghost-riley-call-of-duty-modern-warfare2-coming-your-way-gif-11473886573650930202

[fleet zealot]

it caps out at 20% rending in code

[placid fiber]

I mean it's fatshark we're talking about...

[gray ice]

Can we get T12 for Vicious slice so that I'll consider using it

[rocky nacelle]

20% rending isnt as war crime heavy as 60% rending

[slate haven]

Fuck I forgot to RSVP

[rocky nacelle]

but still

[fleet zealot]

which is a lot more realistic than the 60% if it scaled off burn stats (and even higher with purge staff tech)

[rocky nacelle]

stupid asf

[fleet zealot]

it is

[modern lintel]

The dumdum fire nerf kinda stinky

[fleet zealot]

overpressure finally gets fixed

and it's replaced

[rocky nacelle]

sad

[lusty oar]

[rocky nacelle]

because it wasnt gonna be stronger than T4 blaze away anyway

doomed to being a dead blessing

from the start

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-new-vegas-shot-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-gun-gif-17170137

[slate haven]

ITS THE GAME

[modern lintel]

Omg im gonna have to replace all my t3 blaze aways

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-meme-break-explode-gif-13868715770986833670

[slate haven]

YOWZEES

[rocky nacelle]

dude

the emperor just gave me

[slate haven]

I love FONV

[placid fiber]

Made my kitty jump out of her skin xD

[rocky nacelle]

a direct flamer upgrade

last night

its insane

[placid fiber]

She was focused on looking out the window and I went "Boo!"

[rocky nacelle]

ok

time to farm plasteel

and brick my new direct upgrade flamer

[acoustic dune]

scary

[modern lintel]

Farm vet

[acoustic dune]

may i join?

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-talking-reply-gif-24471552

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-tetsuo-tetsuo-shima-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-12118377099744361472

[placid fiber]

Sounds like the new farming simulator vibe

[lusty oar]

farm plasteel with vet

[rocky nacelle]

shes level 3

[lusty oar]

sedition plasteel gaming

[rocky nacelle]

wheres the plasteel

🙃

[modern lintel]

Straight to the auric mines

[placid fiber]

you gotta look

[fleet zealot]

that's how i'm feeling

with mk4 chaxe

trying to collect the last of the t4 blessings

[paper harness]

had a rare pub speedrunner

[fleet zealot]

and i keep getting ht or slaugth and now i have a near perfect 80 damage scores chaxe

flak is 20% instead of 25% is the only weakspot it has

[rocky nacelle]

very annoying

ill post my flamers

in a sec

loading in

[placid fiber]

I honestly don't care about collecting t4 blessings, cause I don't feel like farming

I already did what I wanted

To hell with future me

[acoustic dune]

all my gambling

wasted

[copper hawk]

U r goonie

[hushed agate]

Howd it go

[paper harness]

kicked

[placid fiber]

did they do better than the average rando?

[modern lintel]

Funky how pvp is lowkey the quickest way to unlock drip in sm2

[rocky nacelle]

silence ouppy

[hushed agate]

Fair enough

[paper harness]

where spawns

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-goonies-the-goonies-gif-17881913

[slate haven]

Same picture

[acoustic dune]

is that ding dong

[slate haven]

Dude you’ve asked me that twice

I don’t know who ding dong is

Who is ding dong

[placid fiber]

[acoustic dune]

damn

he doesnt know whom dingdog is

[placid fiber]

Haha, nade doesn't know what a ding dong is

[slate haven]

What is ding dong

[acoustic dune]

indeed

[copper hawk]

Yes master..

SIKE

[placid fiber]

google it lol

[copper hawk]

FUCK U !

[lusty oar]

oooo my ding ding dong

[slate haven]

What the fuck did I miss

[paper harness]

I will take it i suppose

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[rocky nacelle]

LA LA LA LA

LALALA LALALALA

[slate haven]

I saw the little snack cakes

[rocky nacelle]

best early 2000s euro dance song ever

[slate haven]

That was it

[slate haven]

WHAT THE FUCK IS DING DONG?!

AAAAAAAAA

[hushed agate]

He's a YouTuber that ran with oneyplays for a while

[modern lintel]

Also epic death watch iron hands acquired

[slate haven]

Oh

[rocky nacelle]

@lusty oar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc

[acoustic dune]

weird lookin ogryn

[slate haven]

Oh that song

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-sh-james-sunderland-harry-mason-heather-mason-gif-23302822

[slate haven]

Wait

[lusty oar]

meow

[placid fiber]

another name for something 😏

[rocky nacelle]

la la la la

[hushed agate]

I am placing blocks and shit cause im in fucking minecraaaft

[rocky nacelle]

lalalalalala

[slate haven]

Bro I’m so confused

I know that

I know the song

But like

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNJtPFXUnm4

[slate haven]

What is

Ding dong

[placid fiber]

A body part lol

[acoustic dune]

god i love you oneyng

[rocky nacelle]

ok

im in

who wants to get mogged

[slate haven]

IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE

[rocky nacelle]

by my flamers

[hushed agate]

My peajnits

[acoustic dune]

hi in

i am

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-hackerman-kung-fury-gif-7953536

[acoustic dune]

papa

[slate haven]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rocky nacelle]

ok

posting my mogging flamers now

[placid fiber]

Stop jerking it

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drastic-buh-suh-yuh-gif-9751183641109109548

[slate haven]

Early 90s movie

Im breaching the mainframe

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

[rocky nacelle]

ok look at this shit

[slate haven]

No

[rocky nacelle]

then brunt offers me this

[placid fiber]

I"ll explain it to you in the simplest way I can

[acoustic dune]

jesus

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/31çeken-kurbağa-31-gif-24260161

[slate haven]

My DMs are closed

[acoustic dune]

brunt must love you

[slate haven]

Oh

[wraith cipher]

negative sprint speed

[rocky nacelle]

brunt

unironically loves me

[wraith cipher]

vomit

[rocky nacelle]

big E too

[slate haven]

Oh my uncle does that

[rocky nacelle]

imagine needing mobility on flamer

[slate haven]

He dose it in front of the school

[rocky nacelle]

when I can just IB through everything

[placid fiber]

It's what you do it to

[rocky nacelle]

also you forget

itemization

this is actually the best flamer in the game

lmfao

[acoustic dune]

yeah the brothel should loacte else where

[lusty oar]

gustavo phap cream

[rocky nacelle]

I dont think i have 2nd thoughts about it

[acoustic dune]

other then the front of the school

[rocky nacelle]

at all

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-2486632017667011481

[slate haven]

Dude I don’t get how that’s a response to the image I sent tho

Like

[placid fiber]

You asked what a ding dong is lol

[wraith cipher]

imagine pulling out your flamer and running in place

lol

[slate haven]

No I mean at the very very very beginning

[acoustic dune]

@rocky nacelle lets play lets play

[slate haven]

THIS IMAGE

[placid fiber]

Who said it had anything to do with that? XD

[slate haven]

THE GUY ASKED

[acoustic dune]

is that dingdong

[modern lintel]

Wonder if theyll ever have anothrr mk of flamer

[slate haven]

IS THIS DING DONG

[placid fiber]

I mean... it kinda looks like a pee pee

[slate haven]

SHUT UP

I DONT

[ornate bone]

they meant ding dong ditch as in ringing someone's door and running off

[slate haven]

I’m gonna leave

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-ultrakill-streetcleaner-ultrakill-cybergrind-gif-27473664

[slate haven]

I’m gonna take a mental health day

I’m so confused

[ornate bone]

thank the emperor, I hope this guy never comes back

[acoustic dune]

its him

[placid fiber]

It's better this way tbh

[acoustic dune]

the famos dingly dong

[wraith cipher]

FML

[slate haven]

Ty

[acoustic dune]

with his iconic laugh

[slate haven]

I’m getting six conflicting answers

[placid fiber]

innocence is a beautiful thing

[slate haven]

Yesn’t

[placid fiber]

negator

[ornate bone]

ok, to answer the question: a ding dong ditch is when you ring the doorbell on someone's home and then run off, leaving them confused as to who rang their doorbell when they answer the door

[acoustic dune]

NEGA????

[slate haven]

😐

Stop

[placid fiber]

VEGA

[ornate bone]

holy shit is that VEGA from the hit game Doom Eternal and Doom (2016)???

[placid fiber]

I honestly can't believe you don't know what a ding dong is tho

[acoustic dune]

VEGETA?????

[slate haven]

Guys I regret to inform you I’ve listened to enough pink guy to know what a Willy is, that’s right, im kinda a bad boy

[ornate bone]

VEGETABLE???????????

[slate haven]

Very cool

[lusty oar]

vegetabussy

[acoustic dune]

FREEZER?

[acoustic dune]

NO

no

[placid fiber]

COOLER

[acoustic dune]

no

[placid fiber]

VEGEUSSY?!

[acoustic dune]

PICKLE

[slate haven]

Refrigerator

[ornate bone]

CAT

[placid fiber]

Marussy

[slate haven]

DOG

[lusty oar]

refrigerussy

[placid fiber]

It's where mario pulls out throw blocks in kaizo games

[slate haven]

My 13th reason why

[lusty oar]

oh we hitting the produce shelf today

[slate haven]

It’s too cold

Would cause…

Shrinkage

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cucumber-shocked-gif-11581669

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/beaker-uh-oh-hide-gif-9589469

[acoustic dune]

me when peanus

[placid fiber]

we have too much fun here lol

[slate haven]

We like to have a lil fun here