and i disappear
#zealot-class
rocky nacelle
fleet zealot
I remember they used to be 2$
ornate bone
fleet zealot
They were just a bit more than donut
slate haven
Yes we can
ornate bone
I am main music poster now
fleet zealot
Not fuckin
spare talon
and i told him to just do a push attack and he did it and he said he didnt know that existed
lusty oar
fleet zealot
4$ apple fritter
spare talon
sorry he's lvl 42
rocky nacelle
hard nexus
there’s a place about an hour from me that has incredible corn fritters
fleet zealot
and i told him to just do a push attack and he did it and he said he didnt know ...
Play the ogryn video learning he can turn on the paul for the first time
fleet zealot
there’s a place about an hour from me that has incredible corn fritters
Ew fuck you corn
hard nexus
they’re free too
slate haven
sorry he's lvl 42
That face is a veteran face
fleet zealot
I want apple
north solar
you only listen to each song once? wtf is wrong with you
Wym you don't buy single use mp3?
ornate bone
heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXeCfAMpULY you have not heard this
grizzled aspen
Y'all know what's a really weird food that people eat?
rocky nacelle
hard nexus
they’re free too
i once at so many i felt like i was going to actually explode
rocky nacelle
ive beaten castle crashers
grizzled aspen
Corn puffs.
rocky nacelle
5 times
ornate bone
Y'all know what's a really weird food that people eat?
anything from popeyes
rocky nacelle
🥱
grizzled aspen
anything from popeyes
Popeyes is actually good tho wtf???
slate haven
rocky nacelle
iirc
north solar
Popeyes is actually good tho wtf???
Yeah, but your order is more of a suggestion than a rule
grizzled aspen
And their blackened ranch is probably my favorite sauce I've found for fried chicken.
rocky nacelle
though it is very annoying
you actually need to be lvl 99
in castle crashers hard mode
(and even then with lvl 99 they still shit dmg on you)
lmfao
ornate bone
just don't level strength lmao
north solar
And their blackened ranch is probably my favorite sauce I've found for fried chi...
If you get any
ornate bone
xp is hit based so more hits per enemy = more xp
slate haven
rocky nacelle
shadow
ornate bone
use magic for your dps
grizzled aspen
If you get any
You just have a shit popeyes then, I never have issues with the one near me.
ornate bone
Castle crashes talk
fuck you
fleet zealot
Popeyes is fire if they get your order right
rocky nacelle
whats with everyone and their autistic minmax settings getting put to full blast the moment I talk about a game they like, oh wait zealot chat
grizzled aspen
I ask in the order mic "give me as much blackened ranch as you're physically allowed to" and I wind up with like 20 packets of it.
rocky nacelle
(I already know the minmax strats)
grizzled aspen
The only issue I find with it is the price tag.
ornate bone
whats with everyone and their autistic minmax settings getting put to full blast...
not autistic actually, I only have ADHD stupid
stable cypress
I ask for sauce at all and get nothing
rocky nacelle
not autistic actually, I only have ADHD stupid
adhtism
slate haven
On a real note
ornate bone
On a real note
you're fake anyways
slate haven
I don’t think we should label everything as autistic
north solar
Popeyes is fire if they get your order right
Like I said, gotta roll them dice and pray to god
ornate bone
you're made entirely of buckets
fleet zealot
They are vicious tho at popeyes they could not be consistent in both quality and getting the right order so they closed the one in my town
grizzled aspen
I ask for sauce at all and get nothing
Step 1, park your car
Step 2, go into the establishment
Step 3, have a fucking cow over not getting the sauce you asked for
Do this enough times and they'll start remembering the sauce.
rocky nacelle
@ornate bone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWPzSm1Ccis
slate haven
I don’t think we should label everything as autistic
You can be neurodivergent and not be autistic
fleet zealot
Sad cause now for good fried chicken i gotta go fucking miles cause im on one end of town
Cause kfc sucks so it’s dave’s hot chicken
slate haven
Sad cause now for good fried chicken i gotta go fucking miles cause im on one en...
Really good FC place near me dude
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
@rocky nacelle you have not heard this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6uZmQr_psA
grizzled aspen
I get a choice of either popeyes or zaxbys.
stable cypress
Step 1, park your car
Step 2, go into the establishment
Step 3, have a fucking c...
no
slate haven
KFC biscuits tho
north solar
Step 1, park your car
Step 2, go into the establishment
Step 3, have a fucking c...
Or they start fucking w your orders
slate haven
Zaxbys has the best bread
fleet zealot
Dont have zaxbys
grizzled aspen
Or they start fucking w your orders
Hidden step 4, get corporate involved.
slate haven
I could scarf down a LOAF of zaxbys toast
stable cypress
I mean even when they fuck up my order I'm not gonna be nasty, service culture in NA is fucking vile and the job sucks
grizzled aspen
Either they fix their shit or they get closed.
fleet zealot
Oh yea burger king, quality gone down the shitter just like kfc
slate haven
I could scarf down a LOAF of zaxbys toast
The best food
lusty oar
Or they start fucking w your orders
.357 magnum:
grizzled aspen
I could scarf down a LOAF of zaxbys toast
You do know it's just garlic butter and texas toast, right?
slate haven
You do know it's just garlic butter and texas toast, right?
Yeah
grizzled aspen
I used to work there and it's literally that simple.
slate haven
It’s yummy
fleet zealot
And the last 2 times ive been to a BK the staff was rude to me lmaoo
slate haven
I make some at home occasionally but it tastes lower quality from them
stable cypress
BKs are just generally cursed to be The Worst now lol
slate haven
Which is yummers
north solar
And the last 2 times ive been to a BK the staff was rude to me lmaoo
Bk on that "no u" pack
fleet zealot
I asked for my sauce with my food please and she rolled her eyes like it’s on the receipt gal dont get pissy at me
slate haven
I am a fan of some objectively shit tasting food
grizzled aspen
That's because you need to make it on a flat grill, not a skillet.
slate haven
Dude like
grizzled aspen
And people don't really own those.
grizzled aspen
And if you do, fuck you, give it to me, I need one because those mfs are expensive as hell.
fleet zealot
The new spicy ones specifically
slate haven
And if you do, fuck you, give it to me, I need one because those mfs are expensi...
Jorje Foremano
It’s not hard
fleet zealot
Well seasoned, good kick, cheese isn’t bad in anyways and i got a whole 12 and they were all full
grizzled aspen
I like the chicken fries from BK when they don't horrifically scorch them to charcoal sticks.
fleet zealot
Cheese curds ruined me as a young adult
slate haven
cheese curds go so hard
north solar
THE BEST BAR FOOD IS CHEESE CURDS
Or fried pickles
fleet zealot
I would order buffalo wild wings cheese curds with a side of beer cheese
grizzled aspen
THE BEST BAR FOOD IS CHEESE CURDS
🤢 🤮
fleet zealot
And dip my fried cheese in cheese sauce
modern lintel
Burger king is so incredibly mid i cant even begin to describe it
fleet zealot
Burger king is so incredibly mid i cant even begin to describe it
Below mid
fleet zealot
Nuggets trash, meat trash,
ornate bone
weak
fleet zealot
Fries usually trash unless you order them welldone so they make a fresh batch that is actually good
No they are cheap
grizzled aspen
They don't make them fresh.
north solar
I’m a big pickle hater
I have a friend who was like that since he was like 10 and we had him try fried pickles and he ate like 2 baskets of them
visual stream
No, unironically, cheese curds are fucking nasty.
slate haven
DUDE LISTEN SOMETIMES CHEAP STUFF TASTES BETTER
grizzled aspen
They literally take your portion and dunk it in the fryer for like 10 seconds again.
fleet zealot
Wendys clears em, mcdonalds clears them
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/squidward-kys-spongebob-we%27re-gonna-kill-you-kill-gif-2...
Real
fleet zealot
Like taco bell
slate haven
Cheese curds are like universally loved
fleet zealot
They literally take your portion and dunk it in the fryer for like 10 seconds ag...
What fucking batshit burgerking you work at
grizzled aspen
Wendy's fries are GAS.
fleet zealot
You can’t do that frogcast
modern lintel
I like wendys but their nuggets are also mid but atleast their cheap
grizzled aspen
You can’t do that frogcast
We did it at zaxbys!
slate haven
Wendy’s fires suck
fleet zealot
That’s a healthcode violation and you salt fries as soon as they come out the fryer
grizzled aspen
I'm not dropping a whole new bag of fries for one person, fuck that person in particular.
fleet zealot
We did it at zaxbys!
Then your management was having you do a no no
You drop a small portion of fries lol
ornate bone
can we all agree that fast food is mid?
wendys, mcdonald, burger king
doesn't matter
all mid
modern lintel
They literally take your portion and dunk it in the fryer for like 10 seconds ag...
Thats because zaxbys cheese curds are the most un inspired stuff iv ever put in my mouth
fleet zealot
You do not want to contaminate your oil with salt, you do not double fry without proper prep
ornate bone
all have shitty social media accounts too where they try to be real people
grizzled aspen
Nah, we dropped an entire bag at a time and were never able to keep fries going fast enough for people that were ordering.
visual stream
Taco Bell uses end-of-life (elderly) cows that live much more humane lives than any other chains' to my knowledge. That alone is real, PLUS it tastes good
slate haven
Fires go in this order and there is no substitute
- Chick-Fil-A fries with the potato-y bits
- Any beer battered fries if they’re fresh
- Mc’ds
Way the fuck down at 27 is Wendy’s fries
north solar
Wendys fries dipped in chocolate frosty on a warm summer evening is a religious experience
grizzled aspen
We also didn't salt until it was ready to serve stuff because the salt made our fries soggy.
fleet zealot
Taco bell at least hasn’t jacked up prices, wendys hasn’t either but i dont care for em
grizzled aspen
I can't explain it, it just did.
ornate bone
Fires go in this order and there is no substitute
1. Chick-Fil-A fries with the...
chick fil a fries are actually pretty good ngl
fleet zealot
We also didn't salt until it was ready to serve stuff because the salt made our ...
Huh
slate haven
Soggy tater tots are the best tater tots
fleet zealot
That’s
slate haven
I’m sorry
fleet zealot
You got some shit weird fries down south
ornate bone
Soggy tater tots are the best tater tots
tater tots mid
fleet zealot
What the fuck
grizzled aspen
We'd measure a portion and salt it as it was going out.
slate haven
tater tots mid
True
modern lintel
Ill never forgive wendys for getting rid of their pub burger catastrophic decision
grizzled aspen
I promise you, the salt sticks.
fleet zealot
I swear your zaxbys was just a loose cannon
grizzled aspen
I'm chalking it up to some weird ass zaxbys magic bullshit.
fleet zealot
That shit would have your head on a pike at mcdonalds
grizzled aspen
It's just what I was taught to do.
slate haven
Zaxbys has some good trendies
grizzled aspen
I don't plan on going back to fast food ever again.
fleet zealot
I got written up cause someone made a negative review about me not making eye contact
fleet zealot
Fellas where should I get a job at real talk
Panera, golden corral
Even tho im like
Mega autistic
And cant do eyecontact
slate haven
Panera, golden corral
I could do Panera if I wasn’t weird when it came to like touching food
Like I cannot
fleet zealot
Wdym weird in what way
acoustic dune
wtf does this mean
grizzled aspen
One of my managers when I did work at zaxbys attempted to write up the whole closing crew for not being out at exactly 11pm and I ripped the write up sheet apart in his face for not getting his fat ass out of his office and helping us close.
lusty oar
xssplater is russian and the apostrophes are weird
slate haven
Wdym weird in what way
I know I just said I hate calling everything autistic but in this case it might actually be a lil Autism
fleet zealot
But panera has multiple slots
You can work the line, service, dishes, or be a baker
acoustic dune
xssplater is russian and the apostrophes are weird
tzench esk language
north solar
Some national treasure hieroglyphics you got there champ
fleet zealot
All the bakers at panera i worked at it was hard job but they enjoyed it
acoustic dune
Some national treasure hieroglyphics you got there champ
i was lookin at smoke grenade
and the description had that
slate haven
I know I just said I hate calling everything autistic but in this case it might ...
I got like a thing for touching foods or certain foods touching. Like I don’t need a 4YO divider plate but like certain things cannot touch and I cannot touch them
fleet zealot
Our closed and i was allergic to the soap
slate haven
I got like a thing for touching foods or certain foods touching. Like I don’t ne...
Like I will refuse
fleet zealot
I got like a thing for touching foods or certain foods touching. Like I don’t ne...
Sounds like you’d be fine in service or bakery
slate haven
Sounds like you’d be fine in service or bakery
I could do bakery
Or service
I’d be fine with that
grizzled aspen
It was 17$ an hour for dishes years ago
Oh you KNOW those dish pit monkeys were SLINGING those dishes left and right for that level of pay.
fleet zealot
Oh you KNOW those dish pit monkeys were SLINGING those dishes left and right for...
I was too we had a big industrial roller machine for it
slate haven
Oh you KNOW those dish pit monkeys were SLINGING those dishes left and right for...
Woah we can’t call them that anymore
fleet zealot
But i was fucking allergic?
I fall asleep after shift 2 and i wake up and my entire front body had broken out and i itched and my throat was tight asf
fleet zealot
I stomached like 2 more shifts before i finally decided it was not worth the paycheck and they would not transfer me to a different position
drifting wolf
My casual experience with dogs
fleet zealot
Like i can get wlaked over pretty bad in jobs
fleet zealot
But those allergies to whatever cleaner they used did not make it worth
It’s a ferret
It’s been so long
slate haven
That’s cool
fleet zealot
Since stan named me
lusty oar
Since stan named me
you'll probably die of old age before being released
slate haven
Kinky
obsidian prairie
I'm never on when they are so I will never be released
fleet zealot
This is one of the most brutal misspellings
fleet zealot
Probably only matched by him calling me antifa instead of amelia
slate haven
Based
fleet zealot
Someone in general chat thought i was a literal antifa member xd
drowsy steppe
Someone in general chat thought i was a literal antifa member xd
ask him if hes a qanon member in return
modern lintel
Mitosis
slate haven
rocky nacelle
fleet zealot
slate haven
Space wolves mid
grizzled aspen
Yeah, I'm killing you.
modern lintel
Primarch on an eternal crashout legion
drifting wolf
angron sweep
slate haven
Angron like a distant father
drifting wolf
i dont think he has a choice anymore because he's literally just nothing but rage now
slate haven
Yeah I mean pre heresy
drifting wolf
he probably never had a choice to begin with 😔
slate haven
He a bitch then he a bitch but red now
Fuck that dude
Not as big of a bitch as Portara…porta…Portland iron dude
Never forget Deamonculaba
Sick fucks
spare talon
slate haven
Mom?
modern lintel
Perty is a bit sped but its not brought up often that he could always see the eye of terror and was effected by it which i reckon would be a bit draining i imagine
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/khamsin-mgr-metal-gear-rising-cyborg-gif-25566836
underrated boss
theme absolutely slaps
(and we murder him to shit cause hes an asshole)
lusty oar
rocky nacelle
HEAT OF THE DESERT
lusty oar
DUST SETTLES ON MY FACE
rocky nacelle
WITHOUT A CONSCIENCE THE SOLDIER KNOWS NO DISGRACE
modern lintel
lusty oar
<:Guarded:972247035128447086>
rule britannia
north solar
Serious lore question here. Yall think Malcador shat himself on the golden throne before he kicked the bucket?
rocky nacelle
he didnt have a physical body left to shit
modern lintel
Believe he turned to dust if i recall
north solar
Yea
rocky nacelle
(considering he was the 2nd strongest soyker at the time besides big E iirc)
so he just got turned into warp starch
for big E
(willingly of course)
north solar
But like while he was the lighthouse
modern lintel
(considering he was the 2nd strongest soyker at the time besides big E iirc)
I think magnus may have been 2nd technically after tzeentch juiced him
north solar
You think he mighta focused just a bit too hard?
modern lintel
But even if 3rd still wild some reg ass dude is up there
modern lintel
Perpetual
modern lintel
He was magnus dump trucked him and they had to sacrifice another perpetual to bring him back
north solar
I'ma need a comma
modern lintel
You wont get one
north solar
*dies dumptruckingly
north solar
I mean just because books are written about the super special super ubermench 9000 and not Timmy two-step the pinicle agritoiler doesn't mean they aren't rare.
We just get shown the crazy stuff more often.
ripe quest
north solar
His face looks like a retail employee who's soul has died and is just going through the motions.
acoustic dune
His face looks like a retail employee who's soul has died and is just going thro...
whats amazing its only 2k view
you would think there would be more
north solar
copper hawk
Nope
grizzled aspen
Fake!
copper hawk
Goth girls r too lazy 2 do this every day
grizzled aspen
Goth girls r too lazy 2 do this every day
I am too lazy to do that every day.
north solar
ornate bone
Why did my guy just mog them
grizzled aspen
The west has fallen, billions must drink soy.
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
Kinda funny that my friend made this
you friend made what
north solar
Goth girls r too lazy 2 do this every day
This proves nothing but that you could probably crush a watermelon with your thighs. Try again goth denier.
copper hawk
The omoriboy soy video
Raining ketchup
I never knew his name meant that
He's always been R__K
Also double funny that he's kinda awkward when u talk to him
Never wouldve thought he'd make that
vapid sun
Do we think dueling sword is gonna be an even better knife for zealot?
rocky nacelle
The omoriboy soy video
rocky nacelle
Do we think dueling sword is gonna be an even better knife for zealot?
no question or doubt
vapid sun
Got me excited
rocky nacelle
not my fault I 2 shotted the DH with a DS4
ember yew
i remember people quitting from auric MS boss mod when they saw hammer Zealot
recently too
ripe quest
Do we think dueling sword is gonna be an even better knife for zealot?
Yes. Bleed knifers will finally get a wakeup call.
haughty coyote
A flamer and the heavy flamer is an assault weapon in the table game, however in Daktide we seem to have the broken version in the entire empire, Takes foe ever to fire and has the capacity of a lighter in the 41st millennium.
north solar
A flamer and the heavy flamer is an assault weapon in the table game, however in...
Because playing in a squad of 3 flames sucks and you can't see anything.
coarse birch
DS4 will very likely be better than knife yeah
haughty coyote
Most gave have the option to turn that off
paper harness
DS4 will very likely be better than knife yeah
It out classes it in single target
totally needed thrust
north solar
A flamer and the heavy flamer is an assault weapon in the table game, however in...
Also flamer is insanely good hoardclear and as long as you bring something for armor it makes the game really boring.
ember yew
totally needed thrust
i just want to know if i can oneshot crusher in one hit with uncanny stacked or not, maulers are probably 100% oneshot
paper harness
Uncanny not needed
paper harness
Duelist precog thrust
north solar
i just want to know if i can oneshot crusher in one hit with uncanny stacked or ...
Think of how fast you can stack uncanny with the followup special.
ember yew
A flamer and the heavy flamer is an assault weapon in the table game, however in...
I cant wait for rending blessing on flamer
since mine only has 1 blessing
that slot is ready to go
north solar
I cant wait for rending blessing on flamer
Numbers not high enough
north solar
Honestly flamer should have infinite ammo
And they should make the cloud 7 times bigger by default
Because your teammates being able to see enemies means they could steal your hard earned kills
vapid sun
Yes. Bleed knifers will finally get a wakeup call.
That's me, but also use uncanny strikes
acoustic dune
lacerate my beloved
north solar
Bring back unlimited bleed stacks for like a day
ember yew
north solar
Just for the memes
acoustic dune
Bring back unlimited bleed stacks for like a day
that would be neat for april fool
imagine the boss hitting 999 bleed
they would prob die before that
north solar
imagine the boss hitting 999 bleed
Do like sextuple boss health and bring back inf bleed and fire
For one day
acoustic dune
Do like sextuple boss health and bring back inf bleed and fire
nurgle join in the battle
and unlimited stack
that sound funny
north solar
Just watch everyone who doesn't read patchnotes have a shitpant moment
Could you immagine?
acoustic dune
Could you immagine?
all i could imagine is the guy running a bleed knife having a wet dream
spare talon
lacerate ft being meta for a day would cause me to kill myself
acoustic dune
lacerate ft being meta for a day would cause me to kill myself
pov: me watching cole when lacerate
north sedge
lacerate ft being meta for a day would cause me to kill myself
So the first month or so of darktide
north solar
Fatshark need to start smoking on that tzeench pack before april fools and put out one DASTARDLY Stinker of a patch.
paper harness
lacerate ft being meta for a day would cause me to kill myself
It will be buffed
acoustic dune
Fatshark need to start smoking on that tzeench pack before april fools and put o...
april fool its just tznech day
north solar
next bleed blessing
10%chance to instantly kill any enemy per bleed tick per stack.
acoustic dune
buster explode behind you eveery 10 sec
north solar
The noise can start playing like they're running after you at any time
acoustic dune
none stop
north solar
trapper net gets rando'd onto poxwalker attack noise
ember yew
constant buster ticking noise
acoustic dune
>trapper net gets rando'd onto poxwalker attack noise
god the combo of oops all buster and trapper sound fucking scary
north solar
oops all buster
It's one burster who moves at half speed but chases you through the map with a giant healthpool and an instakill burst
acoustic dune
It's one burster who moves at half speed but chases you through the map with a g...
make it that it cant be staggered
and the explosion is like a nuke
vapid sun
I like this idea, except what to do for events that lock you in a small area
north solar
Somebody gotta kite
acoustic dune
I like this idea, except what to do for events that lock you in a small area
and its all trapper
ornate bone
space marine 2 magic
acoustic dune
space marine 2 magic
ah fat shark moment
ornate bone
ah fat shark moment
this is space marine 2...
acoustic dune
this is space marine 2...
ah sorry
north solar
I immagine a plague ogryn just spiking a nuke into the ground like liberty prime.
acoustic dune
fart shark moment
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
stan would
spare talon
ember yew
doggo porn
also, just today i saw another bunch of reddit posts that level doesnt matter and even level 20 can carry MS
ember yew
and the other day i saw a level 1500 with some tanner build and 250k damage after MS
paper harness
also, just today i saw another bunch of reddit posts that level doesnt matter an...
I have done it at level 1
rocky nacelle
LMFO
paper harness
paper harness
I shit talked so hard
north solar
also, just today i saw another bunch of reddit posts that level doesnt matter an...
Maby facisim isn't such a bad idea.
ember yew
i never check peoples builds
i check both on scoreboard automatically
rocky nacelle
weapons and curios are bad enough but talents that dont even remotely mesh together
aids
spare talon
also, just today i saw another bunch of reddit posts that level doesnt matter an...
ms? maelstrom?
ember yew
since its pretty convenient
spare talon
like auric or normal
ornate bone
also, just today i saw another bunch of reddit posts that level doesnt matter an...
tbh I've done regular maelstrom at like level 15
still won
ember yew
tbh I've done regular maelstrom at like level 15
yeah, i was talking about auric ms
spare talon
no, you need to be lvl 30 to queue into it
ember yew
or not?
ornate bone
wait so you can just play auric maelstrom?
paper harness
I had a friend queue me into it at level 1
rocky nacelle
yes
ornate bone
that seems a little silly
spare talon
if you have someone to taxi you
paper harness
Carried
rocky nacelle
but still the fact its real
smoky pewter
That XP even on a fail makes it worth it for a level 1
rocky nacelle
is crazy
ornate bone
screenshots?
smoky pewter
Remember zealot chat, hammer's identity dies the moment it can't one-shot monstrosities. Goodnight. :>
paper harness
Good
spare talon
Carried
someone admitted they nearly votekicked me for queuing normal damnation maelstrom at lvl 15 but were impressed by the end when i was carrying
north solar
Like yeah it's doable, but at the same time the people on reddit who are saying that are most certainly "NOT THAT MF GUY"
paper harness
someone admitted they nearly votekicked me for queuing normal damnation maelstro...
I did a mil damage on level 1 zealot
ember yew
someone admitted they nearly votekicked me for queuing normal damnation maelstro...
I MET THE BST PLAYR EVR
paper harness
dark gulch
GLORIOUS
paper harness
Actually hilarious
ember yew
paper harness
Two psykers and they both had smite
misty mason
I am so baffled why people keep comparing darktide and SM2 haha. They are completely different games, it's like comparing darts to paintball because youre still trying to hit things with a projectile
rocky nacelle
someone admitted they nearly votekicked me for queuing normal damnation maelstro...
does level 15 get to duellist/until death
spare talon
does level 15 get to duellist/until death
yes
paper harness
Like yeah it's doable, but at the same time the people on reddit who are saying ...
Yeah…
north solar
https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-gif-3127588730399978483
Tell smyker that smite is getting the stun removed and watch them cry. Had one steamstalk me after the game.
ornate bone
More of a critique of the average players you see on reddit.
wdym the players on reddit are obviously superior to us in every way
ornate bone
I wish I could be as good as the average redditor
modern lintel
Every so often i think the convict role got a little bit darker maybe too much orb pondering
paper harness
I can find countless ways to stay entertained
ember yew
doubt SM2 can offer even 50 hours of content
paper harness
/solo
ornate bone
doubt SM2 can offer even 50 hours of content
free content updates being added in future + pvp
normal coyote
I coulda sworn I heard a Zealot today say "We will exfoliate the heretics!"
modern lintel
The pvp in sm2 is better then i was expecting but it is a big rock paper scissors experience
gloomy badge
Pick Gloriana extra barrels poxbursters
will do
paper harness
Team deathmatch
ember yew
free content updates being added in future + pvp
yeah, WWZ was pretty boring at release in 2020, but ver 2024 is miles better, 23(24) missions instead of 11, entirely new weapon progression system and 10 prestige levels
gloomy badge
oh
normal coyote
SM2 is having server issues... which doesn't help... even on single player mode it's laggy
ornate bone
yeah, WWZ was pretty boring at release in 2020, but ver 2024 is miles better, 23...
Its been a while since I last played WWZ
maybe I should play some more
broken walrus
DT PVP is playing Recon Las and racing to vacuum ammo
ornate bone
think I had the goty edition
ember yew
maybe I should play some more
i did around 150 hours this year
not like DT, but from time to time its fun
rocky nacelle
erm why do we still have 3k darktide players
shouldnt it be DEAD
from space marine 2
ornate bone
don't you know?
gloomy badge
snooze marine 2
ember yew
erm why do we still have 3k darktide players
connection problems
ember yew
cant play SM2, so they play DT
ornate bone
Titus the Space Marine from the hit games Space Marine 1 and Space Marine 2 is actually a reject and big Warhammer 40,000: Darktide fan
that's why darktide still alive
north solar
DT PVP is playing Recon Las and racing to vacuum ammo
Dt pvp after this next patch is spawning into the game and watching your screen go nuclear as the enemy zealot hits you with 64%rending flamethrower
paper harness
(besides the amount of content dorn had to work with)
I play most weapons
ornate bone
also SM2 doesn't scratch the itch for braindead melee combat
you have to like dodge and parry
ember yew
Dt pvp after this next patch is spawning into the game and watching your screen ...
DT Versus
ornate bone
in darktide I can just run into horde
paper harness
I do kinda get that I am inherently elitist because I play everything
Hours played on weapons that need hours played
rocky nacelle
I play most weapons
me too (mostly) but its still funny that a game that has been out for literally about 2 years+
ember yew
i dont have time for pusker and ogromonkey tbh
rocky nacelle
has people question why you have 3k hours
broken walrus
Hot take, I dont like games where you execute an enemy, and the whole enemy army just watches you slowly cut a dude in half
ember yew
just zilot and Vwet is enough
ornate bone
I do kinda get that I am inherently elitist because I play everything
embrace elitism, look down on the peasants
rocky nacelle
I do kinda get that I am inherently elitist because I play everything
ah so this is what it means to be elitist
paper harness
I have 16,710 hours in civ 5
rocky nacelle
guess im just casual elitist then
acoustic dune
has people question why you have 3k hours
someone got 3k hour?
ornate bone
just zilot and Vwet is enough
my favorite classes, zilot and Vwet
rocky nacelle
casual tryhard/sweaty with most games
its just fun to be good at things
but everyone calls you a tryhard all the time
gamers are bitches
fuck em
acoustic dune
I have 16,710 hours in civ 5
will you be having 100k hor on the new civ game
or will your child have it
ornate bone
No looks shit
will you have 100k hour on frostpunk 2?
acoustic dune
what a shit render of poutin
paper harness
If I get unbanned from the competitive civ servers I might play
ornate bone
what a shit render of poutin
that actually joseph h. biden
acoustic dune
If I get unbanned from the competitive civ servers I might play
how did you even get ban
acoustic dune
that actually joseph h. biden
joseph joestar?
north solar
No looks shit
ornate bone
joseph joestar?
joseph hecking biden the united states president
I think that's what his name is anyways
paper harness
how did you even get ban
Nobody wanted to play in tournaments against me, so the active player count in those communities dropped
acoustic dune
joseph hecking biden the united states president
ah the father of the coke addict biden
paper harness
ornate bone
ah the father of the coke addict biden
coca cola was actually the founding father of cocaine addictions
paper harness
Autism mode maximise
ornate bone
tbh they should bring back old coke recipe
I loved having cocaine in my coca cola
just ain't the same without it
acoustic dune
coca cola was actually the founding father of cocaine addictions
i demand we make cocaine legal again
ornate bone
i demand we make cocaine legal again
nah keep it illegal, not as fun when it's perfectly legal
you don't get the thrill of running from cops
or any of the criminal gangs/cartels
acoustic dune
nah keep it illegal, not as fun when it's perfectly legal
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/john-lennon-imagine-beatles-walk-gif-629195537175407534
holy shit is that john lennon from the hit song imagine
acoustic dune
holy shit is that john lennon from the hit song imagine
imagine??? do you mean image the dragon>
paper harness
me too (mostly) but its still funny that a game that has been out for literally ...
Taxe 2 doesn’t need heavies to horde clear
ornate bone
imagine??? do you mean image the dragon>
paper harness
Just throw headtaker shred on and light spam
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/furious-gif-26366448
rocky nacelle
Taxe 2 doesn’t need heavies to horde clear
i hate taxe 2 (but ive only tried making it work on my soyker gunker cause it basically has a god roll)
also i shouldnt be using bromentum on it lmfao
ornate bone
i hate taxe 2 (but ive only tried making it work on my soyker gunker cause it ba...
I hate taxes too
paper harness
I have spent 48 million rolling taxe 2s
acoustic dune
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126638932830990478/1256638016487952445/c...
ill see if i can some artist whom did the animal missile
ornate bone
misinput
north solar
When is zealot getting access to the kreig grenade lance
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972
holy shit i cant wait to legally obtain marine of space 2 so i can see what everyone is talking about
north solar
Someone bring me jhon fartshart
ornate bone
holy shit i cant wait to legally obtain marine of space 2 so i can see what ever...
game fun
I like killing heretics
acoustic dune
Someone bring me jhon fartshart
i should make a dorktide character name that
north solar
holy shit i cant wait to legally obtain marine of space 2 so i can see what ever...
Marine biologists space 2 now best gaem.
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/ratio-mithrix-gif-25219091
north solar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1273014407395545159/Gi...
Wrong channel
ornate bone
Wrong channel
Right channel, wrong time
north solar
Needs to be in announcements
rocky nacelle
its not
north solar
Quick question. Whose player base do you think has an iq median closer to room temperature. Vet or psycher?
ornate bone
zealot of course is the smartest
ornate bone
except for my beloved psykers
ornate bone
my beloved psykers are probably pretty smart
rocky nacelle
ember yew
Quick question. Whose player base do you think has an iq median closer to room t...
i'd say ogryn, but vets (call of duty) are much higher in population
so its probably vet
rocky nacelle
the soyker chat is very docile and relaxing
acoustic dune
my beloved psykers are probably pretty smart
no that would be the vet
north solar
ogryn
Ogryn doesn't have enough players to have a median iq. It's just the one dudes iq.
rocky nacelle
which is fitting
ornate bone
no that would be the vet
no way vet is actually smart
acoustic dune
no way vet is actually smart
compare to anything else
yeah
its not impressive
the bar is so fucking low
ornate bone
Ogryn doesn't have enough players to have a median iq. It's just the one dudes i...
the singular ogryn standing against the forces of chaos with nothing but their bare fists and a rock
ornate bone
compare to anything else
psyker is definitely smarter than vet
north solar
the soyker chat is very docile and relaxing
Could be a sign of low int
ember yew
Vet>=Ogryn>Zilot>Pusker(cos ^ 2 x = sin ^ 2 x; cos ^ 2 x - sin ^ 2 x = 0cos)
acoustic dune
but arent nearly as bloodthirsty
this is true
ornate bone
I always like to see a psyker on the team
ornate bone
especially a shield dome psyker
rocky nacelle
😈
ornate bone
kind of regret picking vet as my second class instead of psyker
feel like I made the wrong choice there
acoustic dune
kind of regret picking vet as my second class instead of psyker
my secound class is zealout
my first class is zealout
rocky nacelle
maxxed ogryn then went to zealot then went to soyker
when game dropped
only play zeal soyker now
acoustic dune
only play zeal soyker now
i am trying to build each playstyle for each class
paper harness
Melee
acoustic dune
lasy recon vet
paper harness
That’s all I play
north solar
I can't wait to stop playing vet
Doing the marksman pen made me feel this
paper harness
Doing the marksman pen made me feel this
Crab walk
ornate bone
I got my stupid killshot outfit already
paper harness
Dodge to move
ornate bone
I just want out now
acoustic dune
Doing the marksman pen made me feel this
tbh dont pick up any keystone on vet
and life's good
paper harness
Some dude in a malice pub I was playing got so mad when I told him to do that
So I stole the kills lmao
paper harness
north solar
Some dude in a malice pub I was playing got so mad when I told him to do that
Tbf it is absolutely r3tarded
rocky nacelle
i never find voice chatters
i just find people who say roleplay cringy stuff prelobby/loading in
paper harness
On EU is exclusively Russians
rocky nacelle
and die and insta leave
elfin steppe
Reddit people are so delusional, someone actually believes Bloodthirsty can replace Thrust.
ornate bone
i just find people who say roleplay cringy stuff prelobby/loading in
most people I find don't talk
rocky nacelle
most people dont find
ornate bone
the ones who do talk are typically pretty sane and normal
spare talon
ive never been more upset
paper harness
Reddit people are so delusional, someone actually believes Bloodthirsty can repl...
Don’t bother
north solar
Malice pub smykers make me wonder if we might need to bring back natural selection.
Yellow paint tier gamers
rocky nacelle
ive never been more upset
ornate bone
Reddit people are so delusional, someone actually believes Bloodthirsty can repl...
it's reddit, what did you expect? not exactly the pinacle of sanity
paper harness
I don’t match make with them
acoustic dune
ive never been more upset
thats just funny
rocky nacelle
cole failed a clutch because he got thrown into the fatshark rooms
spare talon
thats just funny
this resulted in the loss of the game
ornate bone
ive never been more upset
nom
acoustic dune
atleast you didnt get stuck on a cog
spare talon
there was no place i could get back into the map
ornate bone
yummy chaos spawn snack
paper harness
there was no place i could get back into the map
I mean
rocky nacelle
a fate worse than death
paper harness
Normally no
spare talon
Normally no
yeah but i cant pull that off
ornate bone
got munched and then discarded
paper harness
The corner just requires 33 degree slide
acoustic dune
ember yew
ive never been more upset
last time this happend to me was 4 months ago after mutant throw
so its still a thing
gloomy badge
i get clipped into walls at least twice a week
ember yew
well reconnecting fix this, but on his clip everyone is dead, so its gg
paper harness
Once I learned the secret zealot tricks I never get clipped out
ember yew
north solar
Wow, is that spider sense I see? What a cheater. Fartshart send him to the poop dimension.
elfin steppe
I miss the days when mutants can throw you into jail.
red swift
I remember when spider sense was made because poxbursters made literally zero noise.
Those were the days
paper harness
I remember when spider sense was made because poxbursters made literally zero no...
Still happens
north solar
I miss the days when mutants can throw you into jail.
Now they just throw you at demonhosts. Smh
acoustic dune
I remember when spider sense was made because poxbursters made literally zero no...
i dont even use spidersense anymore
its just there now
and i am too lazy to uninstall it
elfin steppe
I remember when spider sense was made because poxbursters made literally zero no...
Usually happens when they spawn in thin air and are very close to you.
north solar
i dont even use spidersense anymore
It should just be an accessibility option by default.
paper harness
It happens when the audio tracks overlap
acoustic dune
Usually happens when they spawn in thin air and are very close to you.
had that happen at a checkpoint
like 4 or 5 came out of the door at the same time next to us
i panic pulse
no noise no nothing
just a instant clicking noise
elfin steppe
I don't know if FS changed anything, but the specials used to spawn right around the corner instead of the spawn gates, that's why they can approach you so fast.
north solar
It happens when the audio tracks overlap
Fatshark in all their infinite wisdom thought 16 audio tracks were enough to manage all the enemies in a game which is literally described as a "hoarde shooter"
elfin steppe
And you can't hear them coming.
acoustic dune
Fatshark in all their infinite wisdom thought 16 audio tracks were enough to man...
well atleast you hear them spawn
so you can go schizo
that and trapper net going through the horde to get you is
smth
north solar
so you can go schizo
Basically why I still run spidey
That and the fucky directional audio
ornate bone
well I think I beat space marine 2
unless there's more
but there isn't right? I killed the guy
he's dead
elfin steppe
Yeah. I thought the SM2 was gonna cull the DT player numbers.
elfin steppe
But DT actually got more players back just by dropping the patch notes.
north solar
but there isn't right? I killed the guy
You did it. You popped that heretic right in is horussy and won the title of jhon hammer. You are now the lord of 40k vergin wives and husbands
elfin steppe
different genre
The major player source for this kind of game is from DT and HD2.
ornate bone
The major player source for this kind of game is from DT and HD2.
I'd say more from like halo
has the same kind of campaign, coop, and pvp
it isn't really a horde shooter
north solar
Was the campaign any good?
drifting wolf
Yeah. I thought the SM2 was gonna cull the DT player numbers.
no
ornate bone
can't spoil much anyways
elfin steppe
The campaign only has like 8 hours
drifting wolf
i don't see space marine 2 having staying power
north solar
Watched telopots play the coop mode and it looked serviceable.
ornate bone
i don't see space marine 2 having staying power
its getting free content updates in the future
more pve and pvp is pretty good
especially considering first major update will arrive before the year is out
elfin steppe
I'd say more from like halo
I remember that Halo doesn't get many online numbers now.
ornate bone
I remember that Halo doesn't get many online numbers now.
hmmm, I wonder if it could be from 343's mismanagement of the franchise
drifting wolf
i don't really see people staying around for long
median steeple
north solar
I remember that Halo doesn't get many online numbers now.
Yeah, because the bullet magnetism in modern halo games is fucking nuts and only works on controller
elfin steppe
i don't see space marine 2 having staying power
It's really not. SM2's current system does not compete with DT and HD2 in terms of depth.
ornate bone
It's really not. SM2's current system does not compete with DT and HD2 in terms ...
doesn't really need "depth" of builds and whatever
it's not a horde shooter
it's a game more like halo
elfin steppe
We will see after the official release.
rocky nacelle
john halo wouldnt survive lethal company
elfin steppe
Well, DT used to look like that as well.
rocky nacelle
day 1
ornate bone
john halo wouldnt survive lethal company
he def would
I could see john halo soloing a coilhead easy
north solar
it's a game more like halo
You mean longer ttk? Or power position dependant? How so?
ornate bone
You mean longer ttk? Or power position dependant? How so?
I mean as in the game
it's got a campaign, coop, and pvp like halo
ornate bone
and other shooters
rocky nacelle
john halo suck
ornate bone
he got no scrap
he literally wearing armor made from scrap
he is the scrap
john halo could solo company too
he'd win
he would 100% beat up company
drifting wolf
he gets eaten by an earth leech
ornate bone
nah john halo would win
he could easily solo a sandworm
I've seen dune
he could ride one
like a fremen
for sure
north solar
I have no idea what this thing is
That is :green currency icon: from the new game space marines 2.
ornate bone
ah ok that clears things up
north solar
ah ok that clears things up
Np
north solar
I have 3 of them
You truly have amassed quite the stockpile of :green currency icon:
ornate bone
You truly have amassed quite the stockpile of :green currency icon:
a true hoarder's stash of :green currency icon:
north solar
a true hoarder's stash of :green currency icon:
Legend has it that somewhere in the vast wastes of the 41st melenium there is a :purple currency icon:
ornate bone
Legend has it that somewhere in the vast wastes of the 41st melenium there is a...
I doubt that I will be ever so blessed by the god emperor to find the mythical :purple currency icon:
buoyant pewter
New copy pasta dropped
rocky nacelle
i have
buoyant pewter
Dead build dead build
obsidian prairie
That’s still like 11 second FotF right
rocky nacelle
we need the numbers nerds to decipher it
buoyant pewter
Got another one
obsidian prairie
I think thunder hammer is probably the best part of these notes
buoyant pewter
I LOVE FORUM COMMENTS! I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE PROPORTIONATE RESPONSES TO GAME CHANGES!
stable cypress
getting dunder hammer buffs just in time to flush it for ds4 anyways
j/k nah the buffs are legit really good
rocky nacelle
hug missed the dorn escapade
buoyant pewter
hug missed the dorn escapade
The what
buoyant pewter
Oh I mean sure I could be more happy about plasma gun but like who cares
stable cypress
gotta buff the overkill numbers on 1taps for scoreboard
north solar
Fr
buoyant pewter
Oh I mean sure I could be more happy about plasma gun but like who cares
Nothing matters, I finally will get to run my melee only grenade gauntlet of my dreams
Only important part of the forum post to me
north solar
You were gonna oneshot it anyway
stable cypress
afaik they didn't do anything to the horrible camera motions tied to gg melee so trying it is still going to give me motion sickness after like 6 swings
sullen forge
Honestly I find it unusual they nerfed Delight
till I saw the Rumbler blessing
then it instantly clicked as to why
Shrapnel, gives bleed on explosion
literally free Delight stacks
buoyant pewter
Honestly I find it unusual they nerfed Delight
Honestly I don’t. As it stands now, running batter and DID is a mandatory on melee builds.
Because you’re stupid if you don’t
sullen forge
I'd say the other thing im surprised about is
stable cypress
part of that is just a problem with how valuable heavy nodes are compared to anything else on their tree anyways
buoyant pewter
0 shredder buffs or changes
Shredder?
sullen forge
Ius Shredder Autopistol
stable cypress
the shredder is paying penance, 100 years in Deathwatch for its crimes of being worse than current ciag
buoyant pewter
Oh yeah that’s like toy gun sized for a guy like me idk what that is
sullen forge
Thing is notoriously doodooshart
its why you see no one run it
No one really runs Agri IX cause its Recoil pattern is jank yet I devote my life to it cause im fucking insane
lmao
buoyant pewter
Once they give me brass knuckles or power fist I have nothing else to ask of the emperor
sullen forge
the shredder is paying penance, 100 years in Deathwatch for its crimes of being ...
gotta work on getting the Deathwatch set on SM2 so I can have a Deathwatch Space Shark
Waiting for Ogryns to get the Crusher's Concrete slab as like a Hammer esc weapon for them
Personally it would be really funny seeing an ogryn just to insane Crowd Control with a slab of concrete attached to rebar
im just saying
north solar
Thing is notoriously doodooshart
It may be doodooshart but firing it into crowds still gives big dopamine.
sullen forge
Yeah thats fair but it
really
needs help
Why im so surprised ShartShark slept on it
Also change to Vet's Vanguard literally just opens up for hell of a lot more variety on tree pathway so im for that
O4B might be actually useful grabbing now
modern lintel
I just got the deathwatch gauntlet and pauldron
grizzled aspen
My ONLY gripe with sm2 so far is that the AI of your squadmates in the campaign is TERRIBLE.
They don't prioritize certain targets (zoanthropes are the biggest offender so far) like they should, and if they do, they abandon all reason and only target that thing until it dies.
Like, ok Chairon, it's really cool that you're beating the shit out of that warrior, but it would be significantly more helpful if you killed off the chaff that eats my armor for breakfast.
obsidian prairie
How is chairon pronounced
Is it just Charon spelled funny
Or is it Sharon or something
obsidian prairie
My brother calls him "chair-on" though.
Correct
lusty oar
sher own
obsidian prairie
Make fun of this idiots stupid name
grizzled aspen
But yeah, that's my only gripe.
I'm playing on Angel of Death because I'm a huge masochist, right, and I'm having to repeatedly try over and over on these segments like I'm playing GOW games on their hardest difficulties.
(note, gears of war, not god of war)
lusty oar
games of workshop
grizzled aspen
It's really hard to play, solely for the gripe that I have, but it's still probably the most fun I've had in a long ass time.
worldly breach
@paper harness thoughts?
worldly breach
Think I might swap groaners for maniac
obsidian prairie
You can fix it ebventually
obsidian prairie
Think I might swap groaners for maniac
What class are you
worldly breach
What class are you
Zealot
spare talon
<@1273699265243381802> thoughts?
well yeah its bricked beyond all hell
but why shred
worldly breach
well yeah its bricked beyond all hell
but why shred
Are you guys trolling
obsidian prairie
Zealot
Alright you need your second mod (or first) for bromentum, literally required
worldly breach
well yeah its bricked beyond all hell
but why shred
Bc mo crit