zealot-class

[slate haven]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3A6JTRjPehOQ45xnfLOXjO?si=KE2gqwicTiG2o8RO_RxRvQ

[lusty oar]

nothing changed

[spare talon]

yeah actually
you will get tired of it if you have the same flavor constantly but that goes with everything
but it honestly surprised me

[slate haven]

Litteraly my favorite song

[acoustic dune]

doing some weekly

[ornate bone]

hey wait a minute are you risk of rain 2 captain

[acoustic dune]

and playing vet

[ornate bone]

are you john captain from risk of rain 2?

[drifting wolf]

yes

[ornate bone]

holy shit john captain from risk of rain 2

[atomic sparrow]

yooo Thrust on Crusher. so this means Thrust Skullcrusher is the better choice over Skullcrusher Hammblow now?

[signal harness]

they taste like those juice powder packets

nothing special, but they're pleasant

[spare talon]

the two flavors i have the most are grandpas ashes (raspberry) and anime girl thighs (orange cream) @copper hawk

[copper hawk]

Hrmz..

[acoustic dune]

mother hadron is being meany

[copper hawk]

Anime girl thighs

[acoustic dune]

):

[spare talon]

thrust is likely to be a trap pick imho

[copper hawk]

What a redditor naming scheme

[spare talon]

it literally has slaughterer

[slate haven]

I feel like Chris Chan at the mall before (s)he went SUPER crazy like white male seeking goth girl

[acoustic dune]

anime girl bulge

[copper hawk]

I dont like girls

So i wont be buying them

That one anyways..

[twilit willow]

first game on first fat wipe of the day huge W

[ornate bone]

but you will be buying other people

[spare talon]

i dont like how gooner themed everything it is but i like orange cream so

[copper hawk]

Girls r OKAY i guess..

[twilit willow]

nah i like MEN

[ornate bone]

why are you constantly deleting those messages?

[twilit willow]

i am a BOY KISSER

[copper hawk]

Troo

[twilit willow]

i am a MEN KISSER

[ornate bone]

I do screenshot everything you know

[copper hawk]

[slate haven]

What messages

[copper hawk]

Who up kissing boys

[ornate bone]

average woman:

[twilit willow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-flipping-insane-flipping-flip-insane-this-is-insane-gif-14014807786073580480

[solar mountain]

average gamer convo

[slate haven]

Me when Fulgrim

[twilit willow]

me im kissing boys

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-flirt-mulan-lets-get-down-to-business-business-gif-5346753

[drifting wolf]

freakgrim

[slate haven]

Pre daemon

[ornate bone]

these messages

[slate haven]

No context

Could be anything

[spare talon]

the crusher wont hit any meaningful extra damage by holding the heavy, especially when it has a dedicated overhead only combo that will deal more damage outright by just swinging again
slaughterer also reaches close to the same power bonus but has no requirements on delaying your damage output

swinging more often also allows you to enable and benefit more from skullcrusher

[slate haven]

Speaking of the crusher

Is it worse than the Ironhelm hammer?

Or better

[spare talon]

SC and slaughterer is definitely BiS

[ornate bone]

the aforementioned context

[lusty oar]

YEAAAAAAAH THE ARMOR

[paper harness]

I love creating worse metas!!!

[slate haven]

Dude I was joking around I don’t know why your taking this so seriously

[spare talon]

i think its better
but youre also comparing weapons that are functionally very different

[atomic sparrow]

Slaughterer Skullcrusher now?

[ornate bone]

were taking this seriously?

[spare talon]

80% damage on staggered enemies on the enemy stagger weapon

[ornate bone]

it was all photoshopped bro

[slate haven]

Very true

[ornate bone]

you never even said that lmao

[slate haven]

Very true indeed

Is skullcrusher even worth on something like the Agni shock maul?

[ornate bone]

this image is photoshopped

you can tell because its a bit darker

[slate haven]

Very true

Very true indeed

[atomic sparrow]

I mean I use activated special on Crusher all the time so they're always staggered

[spare talon]

you can easily hit 1 h1 charged against a crusher pack then everyone already has 1 stack in the group and theyre all just unable to do anything

[ornate bone]

everything in zealot chat is photoshopped

nothing is real

[slate haven]

Oh wild

[slate haven]

Bro you were supposed to screenshot it and it would have continued forever

What the hell

High voltage lightning reflexes?

[ornate bone]

we have already proven everything in zealot chat is fake

is there any point to it now?

[slate haven]

Nitzche warned us about this

[spare talon]

We can test it more when it comes out
But I personally think in 90% of situations sc slaught will be better

[slate haven]

I DISAGREE

LIKE CILE

I AM

A PARRY FAN

MAYHAPS

AN ENTHUSIAST

[lusty oar]

is cile the child of cica and cole

[slate haven]

I’m coming for your title, Epic Cole. I’m a for honor player and I shall be crowed the parry enthusiast

[ornate bone]

perchance

[spare talon]

That's also assuming you're at max slaught by that point
Not that it's hard to get, but if your stacks fall off in down time then a crusher pack appears, that one shot isn't possible until at least 5 are dead to you

[slate haven]

Or it’ll just look like we’re E-Dating

[ornate bone]

is that such a bad thing?

[slate haven]

To my knowledge Cole isn’t a goth girl, so yeah

Yeah it is

[solar mountain]

I feel like dudes should love each other regardless of their situation in life

[ornate bone]

damn, cole can you confirm this?

[spare talon]

What
What the fuck is going on

What have I been missing

[slate haven]

Ignore it

[acoustic dune]

oi lads

[ornate bone]

I think you just broke up with nade

[slate haven]

Keep talking to Azereal

[acoustic dune]

what is unyelding

[solar mountain]

Like who does it apply to

[slate haven]

It’s a perk in FO76

[ornate bone]

the might of the imperium is unyielding!

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-hour-darkest-hour-gifs-winston-churchill-gary-oldman-never-surrender-gif-9967954

[slate haven]

Germany 1944 colorized

[acoustic dune]

ok now about maniac

is it like

[slate haven]

Flamers

[acoustic dune]

the bald lad only

[slate haven]

And shit that’s crazy

[solar mountain]

rager mutant flamer trapper

[slate haven]

Like bizzaro zealot

[ornate bone]

all of zealot chat is manic

[slate haven]

Confirmed

[spare talon]

I guess it's a situation where it's slightly better in 1 specific thing vs another being less useful there but better everywhere else
Like uncanny vs precog on piety zealot knife

[acoustic dune]

ok thanks

[solar mountain]

We are the library of Alexandria

[slate haven]

Alright now that Cole’s distracted we have to figure this out

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[solar mountain]

np

I probably missed a few

[slate haven]

Gimp suit is my most wanted cosmetic item

Gotta match the mask

Nah but for real dude

[ornate bone]

I'm pretty sure were just regular zealots

[slate haven]

ALL I WANT

IS SISTER OF BATTLE ARMOR

[fleet zealot]

Om what weapon

[ornate bone]

FOR CHRISTMAS, IS YOUUUUUUUU

[fleet zealot]

Even baseline crusher has a lot of stagger on normals

[acoustic dune]

ur mother

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-slide-gif-21101138

[spare talon]

I'm aware, but that will also heavily affect things like horde clear, other elite clear, etc
It's a much more brain off benefit that works in every situation

[slate haven]

Dude but when it comes to weapons I think some power claws for ogryn would be very cool

Maybe like plate gloves for zealot

[ornate bone]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Fist

[slate haven]

Go all Mike Tyson

[spare talon]

Slaughterer also is power so you're not completely losing all impact

[ornate bone]

zealot power fist please

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-cat-cat-sleep-meme-cat-tired-gif-405481962950662435

[fleet zealot]

Ogryns are forbidden from power fists in 40k

[slate haven]

All I want to do is R.K.O a mutant mid charge with a haymaker

[fleet zealot]

They were only allowed them during 30k

[ornate bone]

power fist for zealot

[slate haven]

Am I asking too much?

[ornate bone]

not ogryn

ogryn already has a box of rocks

[fleet zealot]

Oh okay

[ornate bone]

power fist and they would be too powerful

[slate haven]

V true

POWER PICKAXE

CRACK THE EARTH WIRH A SWING

MINE THE ORES

[ornate bone]

CRAFT THE DIAMOND ARMOR

[fleet zealot]

How would that be offset via slaught or grabbing any of the impact talents, im also torn on how useful thrust will be and am looking forward for more information if it is actually worth winding up

[slate haven]

…AND ASSEMBLE THE NETHER PORTAL

THE NEW POWER PICKAXE FROM WH40K IN LEGO CITY

[fleet zealot]

Much like smaul, crusher is a great combo weapon that loves beating down enemies with multiple hits

[slate haven]

Bolt pistol my beloved

[fleet zealot]

Except it even has more stagger baseline than smaul

Yeah it’s dependent on what oneshot bps or you are just making a slightly worse hammer

[spare talon]

That's also assuming you're holding the heavy every time, that's the only time it works

[fleet zealot]

H2, idk you wanna throw that out asap, so it’s all on h1 and activated h1

[spare talon]

Skullcrusher will apply on every hit after the first, cuz when will you not be staggering anything short of crushers with slaught stacks

[slate haven]

Dude I swear

I’m gonna cry

The name is complete

[fleet zealot]

Activated h1 will start you staggering

It’s not hard to open with activated l1

[spare talon]

I always fo

Do

It's so braindead for engagements

[fleet zealot]

Never said spam

No one said spam

Once something is staggered you should be able to beat it down

That’s what we said

[north sedge]

i said spam, spam musubi

[ornate bone]

I love spam

[fleet zealot]

Like the car vroom vroom

Activated h1 for the crushers, #zealot-class message

[slate haven]

I don’t like pork

[fleet zealot]

Activated lights for the elites

[slate haven]

It’s icky

[polar hound]

does the same aura of 2 preachers sums up ?

[fleet zealot]

No

[ornate bone]

turkey good too

[fleet zealot]

No auras do of the same name

[slate haven]

Turkey is like a ceremonial food

[ornate bone]

so is ham

[slate haven]

It’s not my favorite but recently I had a fried and smoked turkey

And god

It was Devine

They were

It was two separate birds

[fleet zealot]

Not currently no because mine has hammerblow

[slate haven]

But I ate them togethor in doubled up bites

[fleet zealot]

But slotting in impact isn’t hard for zealot talents and i’d want to test what you can do there

My boss damage doesn’t feel so bad with crusher

[slate haven]

Consider

Evis

XV

Dash

Heavy

[fleet zealot]

Just looping h1 l2 and throwing in PAs

[fleet zealot]

This is a crusher conversation

[slate haven]

Oh

We’ll still

You got my 2 cents

[fleet zealot]

Evi C ur way out of it

[spare talon]

I love ij for crusher cuz the atk speed and dodge distance is huge

[slate haven]

: (

[fleet zealot]

I run martyrdom for crusher

It’s really good at statchecking at low wounds

[slate haven]

Marty’s dom kink is way out of control

I fucking hate martyrdom

[ornate bone]

ok buddy

[fleet zealot]

Nah i just let chip build up early

[ornate bone]

opinion invalidated martyrdom hater

[fleet zealot]

Like standing in the open and eating some stalkers

[slate haven]

It’s kinda funny when you get poked by a med stim and loose half your buffs

[fleet zealot]

Teammates involuntarily healing me will never not annoy me

[slate haven]

It’s just not for me

[ornate bone]

med stim? if my teammates were so generous...

[slate haven]

Now like look I’m not gonna stop you from running it

[fleet zealot]

We get in airlock elevator, i have 1 wound full of hp but no corruption, and they drop med pack for me and i lose all my bonuses

[slate haven]

It’s just not my thing

[fleet zealot]

You are so lucky it has happened 3 times so far to me

[ornate bone]

literally nobody ever heals me

[fleet zealot]

Hmm that does sound good but i like the flurry of blows on staggered elites i can combo with scrusher

Well i can try both

[slate haven]

Relying on your teammates to NOT heal you is a factor you cannot control, and hence I’ll just run IJ

I like to be in control

Unless a goth chick is involved

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-out-gif-18252480

Me in the airlock where they dropped the medpack

[slate haven]

That’s why I don’t understand it

Like you can’t tell your teammates NOOOO DONT DROP IT’S

when the whole team

[fleet zealot]

Yea but piety doesnt give me attack speed and crit cdr is unethical

[slate haven]

Is low

[ornate bone]

tell them not to

[fleet zealot]

Especially if it’s +175% cd speed and not 175% cd speed for 4 seconds

[ornate bone]

very ethical actually

[slate haven]

Right but like what is it’s pre-placed.

[ornate bone]

275% cd speed sounds silly

[fleet zealot]

It does but

I wouldn’t put it past fatshark

[slate haven]

There’s too many “what ifs” involved with martyrdom that it turns me off

[fleet zealot]

To compensate cause of the knife whiners that their cdr got nerfed

Im sure it resets on crit

But it’s a healthier version at least

[slate haven]

You missed the entire convo

I’m talking about teammates healing you

While running martyrdom

[ornate bone]

just shoot a fire barrel dingus

[fleet zealot]

So they can tone down numbers

On crit cdr

[ornate bone]

give yourself 3rd degree burns

[fleet zealot]

Or do get hit and proc HR lol

Zealot crit cdr isn’t a nerf

[slate haven]

I guess that makes sense but me personally I would much rather have a consistent uptime ability that I can stay relatively healthy to use

[fleet zealot]

It’s an overall buff for most weapons

[slate haven]

Because I’m new to this game and sometimes I fumble

[fleet zealot]

275% cd speed for 4 seconds is massive

[slate haven]

I have done some aurics malestorms now tho

Feeling more confident

[fleet zealot]

So it’s now equalized between fast and slow weapons

Grab cdr curios /hj

100% chastise uptime

[slate haven]

Do y’all like the artist known as Lil Cumtism?

He my pfp. Love him

He my pooks Fr

[fleet zealot]

Excuse you

[ornate bone]

no I hate that guy

[slate haven]

Little

[fleet zealot]

Bless your soul

[ornate bone]

he my number 1 opp

[slate haven]

Why

He likes fat chicks

Huge W

and he beats his wife

Huge W

And he packs a dip

Huge W

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/marcille-dungeon-meshi-falin-cuddle-gif-15449565

So does this elf

[ornate bone]

I don't like his vibes

[fleet zealot]

Oh wait

[ornate bone]

J-Zuss better artist

[fleet zealot]

Just the fat chick part

[wraith cipher]

should i sour milk?

[copper hawk]

I love marcille

[ornate bone]

I hate elves

[copper hawk]

I love farcille..

[fleet zealot]

Nah

[ornate bone]

elves are so fucking stupid

[copper hawk]

It's funny cuz falin isnt fat in lore

[fleet zealot]

You would have to patch it up during the rework

[copper hawk]

Her bmi is like hellishly low

It's in one of the manga fun facts at the end of the chapter

They did the bmis of every char

[fleet zealot]

She isn’t but she was as a chimera

[copper hawk]

All of them are unbelievable

Like kabru is like

120 lbs or something

[ornate bone]

why do you know all this?

[copper hawk]

Cuz i read the manga

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/flop-falin-tade-dungeon-meshi-chimera-gif-4481172301543729881

[ornate bone]

you did not read

[slate haven]

You give off Rucka Rucka Ali fan vibes

[fleet zealot]

They are poor adventures

[ornate bone]

there is actually no way

[fleet zealot]

High caloric needs

And most don’t meet their needs as senshi says

[ornate bone]

No clue who the fuck that is so I obviously can't

[copper hawk]

That's like

Starving

[fleet zealot]

Yea

[copper hawk]

Beyond starving

[slate haven]

He’s a cooky crazy fella

[fleet zealot]

I was like that in highschool

[copper hawk]

Bro wouldnt be ambulatory

[slate haven]

I’m in HS

[fleet zealot]

Skin and bones i looked like a crackhead

[copper hawk]

W chainmail and brigandine

[ornate bone]

well I know I'm very sane so can't be me

[fleet zealot]

You shouldnt be here

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/kabru-dungeon-meshi-gif-2935189939153264352

[slate haven]

Disagree hard

[fleet zealot]

Go back to studying

[copper hawk]

I fuckin love kabru

[ornate bone]

nah they meant they in heavy sword

[slate haven]

I’ve earned my place

[ornate bone]

you have NOT earned your place

https://tenor.com/view/ratio-mithrix-gif-25219091

[slate haven]

I do have 3 380 heavy swords

Two 9s and a 7

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/otta-otta-dungeon-meshi-crazy-オッタ-dungeon-meshi-canaries-gif-8704272364074114647

[slate haven]

I love HSs

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/my-deer-friend-nokotan-koshi-torako-you-deer-you-died-gif-11808506870651215818

[copper hawk]

The elves r so hot

[ornate bone]

wrong!

[slate haven]

HERE ME OUT

GOTH ELVES

[ornate bone]

elves are stupid!

[fleet zealot]

I honestly

Dont think they are hot besides like

The lycan one

[slate haven]

Goth dwarves 😏

[copper hawk]

I was gonna say the lycanthrope yah

[ornate bone]

dwarves are alright but for the most part I hate them too

[copper hawk]

I 4get his name

[fleet zealot]

But they are very well designed elves

[copper hawk]

W the tattoos

[gloomy badge]

going to start practicing true solo

[slate haven]

Get a load of this guy

[gloomy badge]

maelstrom

[copper hawk]

Yah i like how she designed the elves

[gloomy badge]

i'll let you know how tonight goes

[copper hawk]

ORCS i love ORCS

[ornate bone]

buddy you in highschool you can't say shit

[copper hawk]

Good luck pookster

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-in-dungeon-dungeon-meshi-thistle-sissel-elf-gif-15354851480496838112

[copper hawk]

Thistle..

[ornate bone]

orcs are pretty neat

[copper hawk]

[fleet zealot]

Thistle is peak big horror comes in small packages

[copper hawk]

Whenever i played dnd i always played horcs

[acoustic dune]

dats not a ferret

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-in-dungeon-thistle-gif-18190583550962079868

Rn in dnd im playing a half sea elf bard

Lore college, archeology as background, told dm i wanted to multiclass into warlock, got her heart shot out of her and only survived because of a cursed sword

[slate haven]

OUT IN DA WARP

[slate haven]

WIF NOFINK TO DO

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103229065395191849/1253451988369412116/image0-1-1.gif

[slate haven]

NOT EVEN A MUT’NY TO TEAR UP THE CREW

[hushed agate]

Hexblade I assume

[fleet zealot]

Yep

[hushed agate]

Nice

[slate haven]

Playing a Teifling noble ranger/rouge. She’s got a pretty cool Backstory I’ve been working on for a while. Tried my hardest to make it compelling but not edgy

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

Whenever i play elf or half elf ive noticed it's to play magic adjacent chars

U just reminded me of that

I 4got u dnd'd..

U should share how ur camps go..

[ornate bone]

you forgot youre dnd'd'ds

[copper hawk]

Horc, or i guess normal orcs now cuz of the new handbook, wizards r fun 2 play thoughe..

[slate haven]

LAWD give me some DnD double D’s

[copper hawk]

Since they dont have any penalties to intelligence

[fleet zealot]

I also got this deer centaur gal who is a phoenix sorcerer haunted one that may have burnt down her home forest friends and family

[ornate bone]

arsony is fun

[fleet zealot]

But that campaign isn’t off the ground

[copper hawk]

Dark sight and relentless endurance comes in clutch w ppl who like combat rp more than actual rp

[fleet zealot]

Cuase of scheduling

[copper hawk]

But the rp that comes from an orc wizard is rlly fun

[fleet zealot]

Oh and my wednesday campaign

[copper hawk]

But i guess no more relentless endurance anymore

Zigh..

[fleet zealot]

Tabaxi ranger (revised version) deepstalker while also being a twilight cleric

[slate haven]

Smite his bitch ass

[fleet zealot]

It’s a 2 player party with high risk so i dont feel too bad about abusing it

[slate haven]

Nah JK you know I love you Shadow

[fleet zealot]

Twilight cleric UA gets limitless dark vision, and deepstalker lets me see in dim light without penalty

I can seeee everything

[rocky nacelle]

hmm

shart tide brain rot

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

or ultra brain rot

[copper hawk]

Turbo peepers

That's rlly clever bandit

[fleet zealot]

He’s a ferretkin tho we just using tabaxi ruleset for a small animal humanoid

[ornate bone]

platonically, right? right?

[fleet zealot]

Yep, and i got the skulker feat at level 4

The revised deepstalker makes you immune to other creature’s darkvision

I can spend entire fights stealthed with my bow, my only weaknesses would be magical detection or invisibility or being like, in an area impossible to hide

[rocky nacelle]

are we explaining dnd characters

[fleet zealot]

It’s a grim campaign tho we’ve had close calls so far

Yea

Cause we are autistic nerds

[rocky nacelle]

carry on

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-dance-papabear-gif-5643093640596300426

[rocky nacelle]

never done a dnd campaign they seem fun

[polar hound]

Flawless execution...14/15

[lusty oar]

i'm gonna barrel you

[polar hound]

u wouldnt be the FIRST

please dear Emperor

[north sedge]

Alot of fish

[polar hound]

gimme strenght

[grizzled aspen]

He didn't just die, he was killed.

Anyway, space marine time.

[drowsy steppe]

plot twist: he was the snitch

[slate haven]

Here me out:

What if since they’re giving vet heavy swords and dueling swords zealots and pyskers got an actual Warhammer. Not like a thunder hammer, but a 1 handed Warhammer with a spike on the back.

I’m thinking strikedown : amor penetration but in more of a niche roll than the Achyls Caxe.

Maybe the chains could be something like:

Lights could start with a vanguard slanted uppercut attack then go into 3 strike down lights, two overhead and one with the top spike

And for heavies maybe just a vanguard followed by strikedown swings with the back spike. For the special attack I’m thinking a pommel strike that could go into heavy 1 or light 3

[grizzled aspen]

"It's ultramarine time" and I'm gonna ultramarine all over the place.

[grizzled aspen]

Counterargument, force greatsword.

Literally just rip Kerillian's greatsword from VT2.

[slate haven]

But I like nimble lil Warhammer

: (

[lusty oar]

how about THIS being supported by the codex astartes
mating presses that tyranussy

[slate haven]

Nah

Tyrannies are gross

[grizzled aspen]

[paper harness]

Never change

[copper hawk]

[drowsy steppe]

what in tarnation

[hard nexus]

it’d kind of just be the shock maul

[ornate bone]

kill this guy

[paper harness]

Shock and cock maul

[hard nexus]

i agree that a proper one handed warhammer would be pretty cool

[ornate bone]

purge zealot chat please

[hard nexus]

but it’d just fit the same niche as a shock maul

[slate haven]

Make it nimble tho

Or drop a smaul skin

[rocky nacelle]

Have you used smaul?

[hard nexus]

smaul is very fast

[rocky nacelle]

it is nimble

[drowsy steppe]

sauls are mauls not warhammers

[slate haven]

I know

I know

I’m saying that if they DO make a Warhammer

Do make it cliche and 15 pounds

[rocky nacelle]

they need to make 40k of them

[grizzled aspen]

A maul and a warhammer are functionally the same thing, the only difference is haft length.

[slate haven]

Sorta

I do like the flanged mace we have

[grizzled aspen]

No, that's literally the difference.

Shock mauls aren't even mauls.

[slate haven]

I know

[grizzled aspen]

A maul has a specific strike face.

[slate haven]

Wait

Wait

[paper harness]

Give me a real maul

[grizzled aspen]

Shock mauls are maces.

[slate haven]

I am dumb

I know

I thought you said maces

And Warhammer

[grizzled aspen]

And what you're suggesting isn't even a warhammer, either.

[hard nexus]

is thunder hammer a maul

[grizzled aspen]

You're suggesting a warpick.

[slate haven]

Warhammers had anti-armor spikes on the back

[hard nexus]

warhammers have spiked on the back

[grizzled aspen]

No, it's a warhammer. Functionally the same, but two handed.

[drowsy steppe]

oh yea you right

[hard nexus]

doesn’t make them a warpick

[slate haven]

The inclusion of a spike dose not instantly make it a warlock

Warpick

[grizzled aspen]

What you're saying is, though, is that the intended primary strike face is a spike.

That would make it a pick.

[slate haven]

No

[grizzled aspen]

Yes!

That's literally how it works!

[drowsy steppe]

give krubers halberd, complete with the same moveset and that'll be baller

[slate haven]

The primary strike face is a blunt piece of metal

And on the back

There is a spike

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, then it's a maul/warhammer depending on whether or not it's 2 handed.

[grizzled aspen]

Shut up!

Creature!

I realized I was wrong about 5 seconds before you replied with that.

[hard nexus]

stinky beast cannot comprehend FACTS and LOGIC

[slate haven]

I was about to say that loool

[hard nexus]

get woked loser

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, I never claimed to be Ben Shapiro.

[slate haven]

It is uhhh

[rocky nacelle]

how about I beat everyone here with a spiked hammer instead

[hard nexus]

he also said one handed

[slate haven]

As the kids say

[hard nexus]

so it’s a warhammer

[slate haven]

Just a joke

[grizzled aspen]

No, you cretin, it'd be a maul.

[slate haven]

NO!

[hard nexus]

frogscast learns to read with zealot chat

[grizzled aspen]

Warhammers are 2 handed.

[slate haven]

NO THEYRE NOT

[hard nexus]

me when i am insane

[slate haven]

NOT ALWAYS

A MAUL

IS A 2 HANDED WARHAMMER

[grizzled aspen]

IF ITS NOT TWO HANDED THEN ITS A MAUL

[slate haven]

LOOK UP WARHAMMER

THEYRE SMALL

[grizzled aspen]

You're the one that's backwards... smh...

[slate haven]

DUDE YOU HAVE A PHOTO

[grizzled aspen]

Nuh uh...

I'm blind...

[hard nexus]

he realized he’s wrong like 5 minutes ago he’s just pissing you off now lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

(it was definitely me that was backwards)

[hard nexus]

see

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I'm just taking the piss at this point, man.

[hard nexus]

semi related note, why did they have square handles

[slate haven]

It honestly got me lol

[hard nexus]

it seems very uncomfortable to hold

[visual stream]

All I found was homo-erotic looking macho dudes in blue armor

[grizzled aspen]

They are.

[slate haven]

Some were oval shaped but it helps keep alignment when wearing gloves

[hard nexus]

is there a reason they aren’t shaped at all?

[wraith cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hugola-ok-and-hugola-ok-and-gif-imagine-gif-pp-gif-21968345

[rocky nacelle]

noob out smarted by frog asked to leave zealot chat

[hard nexus]

hm

fair

makes sense

[grizzled aspen]

Usually, a "comfortable" handle is semi rounded, but when wearing gloves, rough square edges are easier to hang onto when you sling that weight around.

[hard nexus]

lebron james falls for most obvious bait, asked to leave zealot chat

[slate haven]

This

[hard nexus]

ah

neat

[grizzled aspen]

Bare handed, I would not want to be using that.

[slate haven]

Bro I read “voice of Hinduism is typing” lol

[hard nexus]

mmm splinters

[visual stream]

I do not believe I said that with an inflection of disagreeance

[slate haven]

Yeah but you really wouldn’t be using a Warhammer without you and your opponent being armored

If you were just two dudes in shirts fighting you’d using something bladed

[paper harness]

@lusty oar imagine a splinter in your pee hole

[modern lintel]

I have found the secret source to having money in sm2 its pvp

[rocky nacelle]

rashad is bad and aim void at peoples feet, I have ASS I know what I’m talking about

[grizzled aspen]

I also don't fully understand the purpose of having an "anti-armor spike" when your entire weapon's premise is intended to be anti-armor to begin with.

[lusty oar]

alright

now what

[grizzled aspen]

Like, hammers were invented to kill people in armor outright.

[slate haven]

Piercing gaps

[visual stream]

SUPER anti-armor

[hard nexus]

gaps in armor, chain mail

[visual stream]

Like activated attack on hammer

[slate haven]

Hammers were invented to clobber and mishape armor

[rocky nacelle]

They had rending in medieval times and it was that pointy end of the hammer

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[lusty oar]

when you make that hole in them and watch the juices leak it it just hit diff yknow like hnnnng

[hard nexus]

he’s serious i think

[slate haven]

You’d typically finish your opponent off with a mercy-dagger or misercorde

[paper harness]

Just use a polearm and kill the dude in armours horse man

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, the only thing I can see is having intended armor deformation so it's more painful/cumbersome to move in.

[rocky nacelle]

that’s why it’s even better to joke about

[slate haven]

To the neck

[slate haven]

Exactly

[grizzled aspen]

And yeah, I'm with Dorn on this one.

[slate haven]

So they don’t resist the mercy dagger

[modern lintel]

The real answer

[grizzled aspen]

I'll use a poleaxe and kill the bastard outright.

Get fucked from 7 feet away, shit idiot.

[slate haven]

Billhooks go hard

Fuck a pole axe

[modern lintel]

Ever body talking about warhammer yet to see one mention of polehammer amateur hour

[grizzled aspen]

I'm a lucerne enjoyer as well.

[slate haven]

My brother in Christ

[rocky nacelle]

zealots dont think unepic

you know this

[hard nexus]

hammers do that too, the spike is meant specifically for gaps in plate and chain mail, as spikes really don’t cause that much armor deformation, and aren’t really capable of penetrating through plate

[lusty oar]

need stripper clips for my hammer

[slate haven]

Swiss Army knife of weapons

[hard nexus]

also particularly for gaps, the spike penetrates a gambeson relatively well

which a hammer does not

[slate haven]

You got your stab, catch, pierce, and slash all in ine

Billhooks

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, but a hammer doesn't give a fuck about what you're wearing, though.

[slate haven]

Fuck yeah

[slate haven]

It kinda does

[grizzled aspen]

You can't exactly move if I break all of your bones.

[hard nexus]

gambesons are very cushioned

[slate haven]

It’s a lot more effective to stab a dude than break his skull in

[grizzled aspen]

Who said I was aiming for your torso?

[slate haven]

When unarmored

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to break both of your arms and legs, 10head.

[hard nexus]

a hammer hitting a cushion is not very effective, a spike is

the bait has resumed

[slate haven]

Exactly

[hushed knoll]

[slate haven]

NOOOOOOOO

I’m out

[grizzled aspen]

[hard nexus]

ok i have to know

[slate haven]

I refused to be master baited by frogman

[hard nexus]

when you were arguing about not wearing a helmet a bit ago

was that all bait

[grizzled aspen]

It's too late.

I'm a master debater.

[rocky nacelle]

How about I beat you with a hammer

[slate haven]

Vaush

Moment

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-25336693

[slate haven]

The insanity SMP

[hard nexus]

i’d catch it, look you all threateningly in the eye, and my aura would overwhelm yours and you’d die

[grizzled aspen]

Sort of? I fully understand wearing a helmet and I would wear one, but I'd probably bitch about it the whole time. Having worn one before, they are NOT comfortable.

[hard nexus]

ah

okay

[rocky nacelle]

-10000 aura just for that post

[grizzled aspen]

*+

[hard nexus]

and what about being overly pedantic about a plate catching a .50ae

[slate haven]

If your not In active combat you should 100% take off the helmet

Cumbersome asf

[grizzled aspen]

Purely bullshitting.

[hard nexus]

god damnit

[hard nexus]

do you know how fucking like

actually heated i was getting lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

Rage inducing I am?

Yes.

[hard nexus]

you can ask cica

he was on call with me

[rocky nacelle]

noob vibes

[hard nexus]

i think psycho was too

[grizzled aspen]

I'm excellent at being an idiot.

[hard nexus]

i fell for that bait so hard lmfao

[slate haven]

I fall for bait bc I’m a debate kid, you fall for bait bc Idfk

[grizzled aspen]

"There is no better way to get accurate information than to be wrong on purpose."

[slate haven]

We are not the same

[hard nexus]

i was in debate for one year and everyone sucked at it and i didn’t like it

[hard nexus]

real

yeah guys rending is actually really bad and tanner said so

(now we wait)

[slate haven]

god has spoken

[grizzled aspen]

Some "erm actually" kid is gonna show up and instantly attempt to prove me wrong, only to find he has, in fact, been baited.

[hard nexus]

my aura is skibidi

[rocky nacelle]

blocked

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[paper harness]

I’ll bait you

[grizzled aspen]

-10000 social credit for that one.

[hard nexus]

i’ll freak you.

[grizzled aspen]

You don't get to rot my brain, I rot yours.

[lusty oar]

ahhhh oh no not my toes

nooo please

[slate haven]

Do the

[grizzled aspen]

What if Meow was actually Freaky Meow and she sucked toes and shit?

😈

[slate haven]

I’d do anything for a goth girl

[rocky nacelle]

And with that

[slate haven]

To acknowledge me

[rocky nacelle]

I’m going to play ultra kill

[acoustic dune]

what do fuck is this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707722586133626905/1173768662692401152/ezgif-5-0707f027a1.gif

[lusty oar]

GYAT

[hard nexus]

i don’t make love. i fuck.

hard

[slate haven]

Fat ass horse

Get bro on a diet

Lean leafy greens

[hard nexus]

who’s to say i

nvm

[rocky nacelle]

you not Joe Biden buddy

[hard nexus]

just letting u know rn that is not how you get a goth girl

[slate haven]

Listen fat

[grizzled aspen]

||Me next?||

[acoustic dune]

make me remenber that horse arent herbivore but psychopath

[grizzled aspen]

🫢

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-15864401401309874112

[red swift]

How does something like sprint effiency stack. If you have 3 15% sprint effieciency will it be 45%? Or is it calculated differently?

[slate haven]

Bro

Send me that gif

I need it

[acoustic dune]

2 is enough

[slate haven]

Like the link

[hard nexus]

tap on the link

[red swift]

I want to know how they stack together though

[hard nexus]

look in the upper right

click the star

[slate haven]

No link

[grizzled aspen]

I've been giggling at this chat for like 10 minutes instead of playing sm2 because I'm an idiot.

[hard nexus]

the gif

tap on the gif

[modern lintel]

Bro might be restarted

[hard nexus]

real

[slate haven]

WHAT LINK

[hard nexus]

the fucking

GIF

TAP ON THE FUCKING GIF

TAKE UR FINGER

[slate haven]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[hard nexus]

AND PUT OT ON TJE GIF

[grizzled aspen]

Click on the gif, it will have a link in it.

[slate haven]

😏

[hard nexus]

AND LOOK IN THE UPPER RIGHT

[red swift]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-15864401401309874112

[hard nexus]

AND TAP THE STAR

[modern lintel]

foolish

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO I’m using this over regarded in here now

that’s so fucking good

[hard nexus]

ANS THEN IT WILL BE IN YOUR FAVORITES

[grizzled aspen]

What a creature...

Smh...

[hard nexus]

alright bro ur ass is never getting a goth girl

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-15864401401309874112

[slate haven]

SHUT THE

[modern lintel]

[slate haven]

YOU DINT MEAN THAT

[grizzled aspen]

No goth girls for you.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-gif-16041412329124270241

[slate haven]

STOOOOOAPH

[grizzled aspen]

I really, really do mean that.

[slate haven]

YOU GUYS ARE BEING MEAN

[grizzled aspen]

Suffer.

As I have suffered.

[rocky nacelle]

My version is big cause I’m based

[hard nexus]

overwatch player

[slate haven]

Fuck it. If I can’t have the goth girls… I’ll become the goth girl

[grizzled aspen]

I used to play overwatch, yeah.

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-6-black-ops-zombies-estrogen-black-ops-6-zombies-gif-17093931044157260598

[modern lintel]

Big and based preposterous surly

[rocky nacelle]

You’d be surprised you aren’t the first to have that idea

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-like-you-laughing-stud-gif-27270682

[grizzled aspen]

The real goth girl is @copper hawk and everybody knows it.

Get with the program, man.

[slate haven]

Man? Temporarily

Goth girl? Forever

[rocky nacelle]

leave cica alone

[grizzled aspen]

No, absolutely not.

[acoustic dune]

what a weird darktide stimm

[rocky nacelle]

i don’t want to see them harassed by weirdos in zealot chat anymore (even if it’s hilarious)

[grizzled aspen]

I seek to make him as uncomfortable as humanly possible.

[modern lintel]

We should grind up cica into a fine powder

[rocky nacelle]

frog scared of femboys so noob

[slate haven]

What did bro do to you?

[grizzled aspen]

Nothing.

[rocky nacelle]

We’re turning cica into crystallized Soylents

[grizzled aspen]

It's just funny to mildly inconvenience people like him.

[modern lintel]

Pure soylent

[slate haven]

Me next?

Plz

[grizzled aspen]

You can't be like him, because you want to be inconvenienced.

Creature!

[rocky nacelle]

Soy marine 2

[rocky nacelle]

cica is the mc

[modern lintel]

My favorite game

[rocky nacelle]

oh ok nade needs to die now

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, Meow has disappeared, and with her, the funny in the chat.

I go to sm2 now.

[rocky nacelle]

dick rider, meow isn’t even funny

🙄

[hard nexus]

i’m still here

[grizzled aspen]

Idk, the gif she posted in reply to me made me cackle like a madman for a few seconds.

[modern lintel]

All meow does is eat hot chip and tk w barrel and tox burster smh

[hard nexus]

i’m pretty funny

[hard nexus]

TRUE!!!

[slate haven]

Eat hot chip and be bisexual

[hard nexus]

also charge they phone

[rocky nacelle]

I’m still mad I didn’t kill that noob ass zealot with a barrel on clandestium

[slate haven]

Charge they phone

[rocky nacelle]

He chastised into the barrel and got saved by ledge grabbing

smh

Game is ass

[grizzled aspen]

L, noob, couldn't even kill a noob...

[slate haven]

Fellas how do I become a sigma

[rocky nacelle]

yea funny looking

[grizzled aspen]

You don't.

[hard nexus]

bazinga

[slate haven]

Fuck

[hushed knoll]

What about me

[slate haven]

You do

[grizzled aspen]

Permanent beta for how you eat food.

[hushed knoll]

[slate haven]

Frog you seem like you enjoy ketchup

[hushed knoll]

Why are you so biased

[slate haven]

Derogatory

[grizzled aspen]

I actually hate ketchup.

[slate haven]

Oh

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/young-sheldon-mewing-young-sheldon-mewing-iain-armitage-gif-2626103973529238565

[slate haven]

We are one in the same

Please kill me

[grizzled aspen]

No, I would never brazenly admit my attraction to anything on discord like you did.

[slate haven]

I don’t wanna see the GIF

[hushed knoll]

NO MEWING

PLEASE GOD NO

[slate haven]

Kill me Taco

Kill me

[grizzled aspen]

Stan couldn't kill you with a literal nuclear bomb switch in his hand.

[rocky nacelle]

Stan you never considered to stop and think about others when you eat like a Neanderthal

so why should I stop and consider you

[slate haven]

What fill me in what does Stan eat that’s so bad

[hard nexus]

he’s got goth chick enthusiast in his nickname, his ass is NEVER getting a goth girl it’s like a repellant

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-mewing-mewing-meme-cat-staring-cat-gif-6979404450990708267

[grizzled aspen]

Saying Stan eats like a neanderthal is a compliment.

[fleet zealot]

Stan who am i

Who am i stan

[slate haven]

Elaborate

[hard nexus]

also the question is does he mean goth girl as in girl that wears black and black hair or a trad goth girl

[grizzled aspen]

Fr, he has negative rizz.

[slate haven]

Dude

[fleet zealot]

Honestly might be the sack rome kind

[hard nexus]

trad goths r awesome and super weird in the perfect way

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[slate haven]

Me in 5 years

Trust

[grizzled aspen]

If you're gonna date a goth girl she had better be crazy enough to fucking stab you, otherwise it isn't worth it.

[ornate bone]

so make sure they're british, got it

[rocky nacelle]

40k fans talking about women

dont you have space marines to be nutting over

[hard nexus]

goth girls r actually super nice in my experience

they tend to have weird interests

but they’re really kind

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but I keep ignoring the music playing in the background.

[rocky nacelle]

(autism)

[slate haven]

I have like 2 joy division songs and a few Lebanon Hanover songs on my playlist can please land a goth chick

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

[slate haven]

Dude listen

I don’t care what she looks like

Black hair

[ornate bone]

the music? you have auditory hallucinations too?

[slate haven]

AWWWWWOOOOOGA

[rocky nacelle]

im not discussing with a high schooler what they like in a goth girl

ultrakill time

[grizzled aspen]

Stan eats tacos with a fork.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-obito-gone-vanish-disappear-gif-5031242

[slate haven]

Oh

[ornate bone]

same here, just ignore it

[hard nexus]

yah, i knew one who collected bones from like any dead creature she came across

[slate haven]

I get it now

Who eats tacos with a fork

[grizzled aspen]

That alone should tell you how he eats.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-triple-h-head-nod-nodding-approved-gif-13272682

[grizzled aspen]

Like a fucking ANIMAL.

[rocky nacelle]

(not a potential serial killer)

[hard nexus]

ur dying alone

[rocky nacelle]

at all

[ornate bone]

fr

[hard nexus]

i fear i must inform you i am a goth girl and this is not how you actually get goth girls

[ornate bone]

we all die alone in the end

[rocky nacelle]

they arent

they're gaslighting you

[slate haven]

Wild

[grizzled aspen]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[slate haven]

Can I get the codex then

On what to do

[rocky nacelle]

oh but you are dying alone though

[modern lintel]

Gas lightings part of the process

[grizzled aspen]

All of us are, it came free with having an autisitc enjoyment of 40k.

[rocky nacelle]

im not that autistic about 40k

[hard nexus]

i am NOT sending a picture of myself to someone in a 40k chat

[rocky nacelle]

unlike some people in discord

[modern lintel]

I am

[ornate bone]

but you are autisitc

[grizzled aspen]

You are in a 40k discord, you are definitely autistic!

[rocky nacelle]

just not about 40k

yeah not about 40k

[hard nexus]

you don’t even know what i look like

[rocky nacelle]

what the fuck does that have to do

with anything

[slate haven]

What is an autism

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[ornate bone]

google

[slate haven]

It’s a joke

[grizzled aspen]

It was a rhetorical statement.

[slate haven]

I promise

[ornate bone]

just like trust reddit

[rocky nacelle]

im not asking what people look like on discord

what am I that deku pfp guy

[ornate bone]

reddit will tell you what it is

[slate haven]

I fucking hate MHA stand

They smell

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-i-asked-giga-chad-meme-gif-14175121008685103251

[ornate bone]

like apple fritters

[grizzled aspen]

And frankly, I wouldn't blame you anyway, because I wouldn't show myself to anyone, either, as I am ugly as a can of smashed assholes.

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725296

[slate haven]

Me too bro

[hard nexus]

u have no way of knowing whether or not i am a goth girl stinky

[rocky nacelle]

ok but I can lie for the funny

so who cares

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/saki-brocken-broken-emo-depression-gif-1347326126016651348

[slate haven]

What other shit do you like?

[fleet zealot]

Whyy

[ornate bone]

spreading disinformation on the internet

[fleet zealot]

Whyy whyy

Im so vulnerable

To apple fritters

I need one now

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-apple-fritter-apple-fritters-baki-gif-5260306233183041554

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-baki-yujiro-hanma-gif-23347750

[modern lintel]

@grizzled aspen ur playing sm2 right am i losing my mind or is the lobby music like the same shit as for honor

[grizzled aspen]

What the HELL is that???

[slate haven]

Now like

This kinda emo (NON DEROGATORY)

[ornate bone]

not an apple fritter

[rocky nacelle]

ok enough brain rot

l8r

[ornate bone]

lets just apple fritter post ok

[grizzled aspen]

It's not. If anything, the music in rogue trader is more like fh menu music.

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-lottery-baki-gif-8898058249016416406

[grizzled aspen]

Who has the dog?

[hard nexus]

baki

[grizzled aspen]

I know one of you does.

[slate haven]

Apple fritters are good

[rocky nacelle]

i leave with this

[slate haven]

But consider

Blueberry donuts

[ornate bone]

no

[hard nexus]

this is a real panel

from baki

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/wei-shen-sleeping-dogs-wei-thats-an-interesting-proposition-gif-23554680

[grizzled aspen]

That is NOT Baki, lady.

[slate haven]

Blueberry donuts are the hardest things on the face of the earth

[modern lintel]

Iv heard this music b4 and

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elj4zDLqJvw

[fleet zealot]

What the fuckl

[hard nexus]

yes that was the intention

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-wet-hot-american-summer-gif-20489538

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/brucedropemoff-homer-dance-dance-thrust-gif-19491308

[hard nexus]

it literally is

[hard nexus]

holy peak

[slate haven]

I didn’t know my bad

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[slate haven]

You should know by now

I’m dumb

[fleet zealot]

On ily place i can get apple fritters is so far away but their delivery price is 4$ each

[slate haven]

4head

[fleet zealot]

For apple fritters

[rocky nacelle]

uhm blocked ur like obssessed with replying to me

[grizzled aspen]

The fucking weirdo girl frame with all the emo shit on it is NOT Baki.

[fleet zealot]

Wtf

[rocky nacelle]

🙄

[hard nexus]

alarms and klaxons being used in a song like that is just so peak

[ornate bone]

are we music posting now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZchNVtbKg

[rocky nacelle]

it reminds me of this

1 second

@hard nexus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fx1cqRiIZo

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody has posted the apple fritter dog... I am disappointed...

[ornate bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPqXT4dyfNY this?

[fleet zealot]

I might need to do unethical things

To get money

[rocky nacelle]

if you played rayman 3

peak

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-lottery-baki-gif-8898058249016416406

[slate haven]

Punk goes hard

But like

[ornate bone]

who's punk?

[slate haven]

Progressive punk

[spare talon]

my brother is a lvl 30 something psyker who barely plays and ive just accidentally convinced him to try the melee gunker build after telling him about the psyker changes that are coming

[north solar]

Told a smyker earlier that they were removing the stun from smite next patch and he absolutely shit the bed (they are not removing smite stun sadly)

[ornate bone]

so like a green new deal kinda punk?

[rocky nacelle]

you've killed him

[hard nexus]

peak

[ornate bone]

ok can we go back to music posting now

[fleet zealot]

Cause wtf inflation

Making apple fritters 4$ each

[rocky nacelle]

no

[grizzled aspen]

You've saved him from the spiral that is becoming a smiteker.

[slate haven]

Not exactly like social progressive punk

[rocky nacelle]

cause im main music poster

[spare talon]

he's not great at melee
im doing my best to get him better at it but he's not used to the rhythms of pushing and dodging
he typically spammed push from light spam