#zealot-class
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You pick your gun to compliment your weapon of choice
such as knife, thunderhammer, etc
the brain to know when to actually pull out rather than waste it a lot
chaxe
so like bonking hammer?
Does it have shittly cleave? take flamer
they buffed chaxe mobility
huh
SLIGHTLY!!!!!!

nice
@fleet zealot Has Stan STILL not fixed your name?!
one handed chaxe is now second to last for the heaviest weapon in the game
SLIGHTLY!!!!!!!!!!
people are gonna see crusher thrust and be like omgmgmgmgmgmg
he refuses he hates me
10%
i'll take it
also uh
Are they adding power blessings to the crusher?
Bit more
yes
Yes
slaughterer
Because thrust would be hilarious.
thrust and slaughterer
slaught thrust, and a rending blessing, the one smaul has
Fucking hell...
and thunderous
Because they forgot what balanced it to begin with
i still think SC is better than thrust on it
You can already beat the shit out of everything and 1tap a bulwark...
i think slaughterer with skullcrusher is gonna either break the game or be broken in half
i'm going SC slaught
sc and slaught is likely the ideal
Yeah
SC is wildly better
Its a kind fast power weapon
thrust sounds like a meme with activated H1 being a discount hammer
Skullcrusher and Slaughterer
stagger rending is only 25% and it already deals good adms against everything
Did they ever unlock class weapons or is that not happening?
Oh shit Josho will have to redo the guide
Yes
they have a list
at the bottom
and thrust doesnt really matter when it has an overhead only loop
Article link?
would SC slaughterer even have enough stagger distribution to knock down stuff?
well whatever just activate and then every shit falls to ground lol
Hello Frogcast 
I'd rather go read instead of barraging with question after question.
Why do you hate Bandit?
I don't wtf
waigrrjrhhdhsjsjdjgnm4memsmxmfrmduelingswords on zealot
NOTICE ME 
YOU LEFT THEIR NAME FUCKED UP THIS LONG
It has thrust now
hsword on fucking WS vet
Its even worse than thought
I've done nothing
oh my god
whut that?
Thrust Precog Duelist DS4
DS4 ON ZEALOT
Insane power creep
I did say that was going to happen
i fully retract whatever said about zealot being dead
maccabian mk 4 duelling sword that psyker has
Months ago
lol yea
you could run purple crusher
yeah this entire patch is fucking out of control tbh
with no 2nd blessing
ohhh oki
with skullcrusher
i love stronger things mwhehe
i mean i didnt think it would actually be true, what is this braindead simulation we live in
slaught is power which is also impact
Lies, with evidence to back it up on my end
slaught gives impact in power as well
Like I said, balanced around the average player now being able to finish all the new penances
...fuck, we have the meta boys
i actually forgot slaughterer is power based
everyone must be able to get every auric achievement
fuck having prestige
fuck having challenge
yeah cuz the only thing that mattered for it was the damage on every weapon that rolled it
rending PURGE uponye
People want easy, look at all bitching at helldivers for daring to nerf fucked up shit
10 seconds of unlimited peril on scriers
WELL GEEEEEEE MAYBE REDUCE THE PENANCE NOT FUCK UP THE GAME
tbf, hd2 had a bit mroe problems in the gameplay design
I disagree!
No difficulty tweaks
Either
i think the armor system was not good especially for new players
Diff 6 won’t happen because consoles can’t play it
especially if you didn't know about how good EATs was
Because engine shit
can vet one shot crushers with ds4 no crit if you did a funny finesse build...
oh yeah anyone know if hellbores got onto zealot
No
FUCK
Most likely yes
Oh lord they gave the boltgun puncture...
i really hope we get diff 6
All FS needs to do is tune down the enemy spam so that the engine can handle it, but, this is FS we are talking about... so we know it won't happen
20% against Ogryn, 15 elites, 30 weakspot
or plasma guns
BRITTLENESS BLEED BOLTGUN
BLEED THE CRUSHER PACK TO DEATH
least we have melta at home now
tru
New heavy sword blessings are tight, too.
the connection issue give me conniption
I feel this was obviously going to happen when puncture was put on the bolt pistol
which are?
Free rending when hitting multiple targets? Sign me tf up.
oh right
Point blank recon is real
idk if thats good but we'll see
they almost never add director tweaks in patch notes, not to mention these arent the complete notes
rending is usually good
Purg also has blaze away, very nice.
This is why I say it fits the zealot better than the kantrael lasguns... all recons are designed to do more damage to nearby targets
remember when enemies were silentbuffed and no patch notes were given for 3 days and we all gaslit ourselves that they have better accruacy
nexus does enable basically all your on crit talents
i dont think pruga has rending?
which is useful on psyker
yeah lmfao that was awesome
this is what i mean
BA for raw damage, Nexus for synergy and extra stacks
actual choices!!!!!
yea but the synergy is extra damage
why did they give purgatus rend lol
yes
the infinite ammo flamer that can overcap past 16 with talents
so you can hit 100% rending with it

time to fucking strangle myself
Because the game bust be easy
the only thing you even need a melee for now is boss?
zealot rending only goes up to 60%
oh my god
@spare talon how would i activate oppurunisty myself on a eviscerator, fotf stagger? a push maybe? i guess someone else
where can i mald
DONT WORRY GUYS
SCRIERS PURGATUS IS REAL!!!!
im actually cringing great job fatshark
oh damn can it get opportunist??
lmao, the answer to that is you dont use it
god manstopper is fun
thats such a terrible blessing choice for that weapon
opp is too wack to be a rending blessing lol
all blessings will scale t1 to t4 now
idk what they were thinking
do you need this to do the funny oeance btw?
its gonna get it based on patch notes, but was confused seeing it, now im really stumped for it i guess
the only penance ive not completed is 50 missions in the void
thats it
it's more the philosophy behind the balance tweaks i have an issue with. i don't think it's healthy if i can brain off lmb spam the whole game with purgatus even more totally
if the initial shred hit staggers, the shred ticks afterwards should proc it
but on chainaxe imo it's not needed
done months ago
i'm almost done on 2500 barrel kills
just get a crit blessing at this point
oh now thats a thought
well, maybe mk4 lights will like the rending but double power is just really strong
its painful on damnation
with it's high adms
ye
if it gives enough damage you could innately kill crushers with it on a non crit @fleet zealot
for the mk15
rending always benefits dots and lower end adms
I get what you mean about not being super downer but in a way it reminds me of when they did the buff to VoC (+100 toughness 30 second cooldown)
You can still look at something and go. "I don't think this buff is wise."
true
bleed knifeeee
which i dont see it staggering crushers/maulers so its a mute blessing, dang feels bad
oppertunist is probably the single most balanced rendinf blessing and cause of this noone uses it
:funny:
Opportunist would work with mk15 because damage cap
maybe
You are staggering way more than you hit
stagger is actually a debuff, it just plays an animation during that time depending on how many stacks the enemy has
if it applies at least 1 during the rev, it would take effect
still way worse than rampage or shred or something
least perfect strike mk15 is back on the menuuuu
so if it counts as staggered during the rev and deals enough damage to one shot a crusher, its the ideal pick for the second slot
if not, its not worth ever
hate
can i vomit at crit damage
no
fine time to poop

by promising you mean overpowered, yes?
Didn't read fully through the talent stuff, though. Lots of junk there that doesn't fully interest me.
i might try it, but in practice bloodthirsty mightr be better, just thinking of crusher packs mostly cus i can oneshot everything else
When everyone is overpowered, nobody will be.
vert with plasma, shreeder: ciao
Plasma is no more oppressive than a zarona, and shredders are no more oppressive than immolation grenades.
I disagree!
one has infinite cleave over the competion, and other has near constant regen attached to the tree. pick your poison
HH and the fire blessing are gonna be super nice for zealout.
woops wrong reply
Yeah, I know, but that doesn't mean zealout can't use it effectively in ranged combat.
I cast point blank headshot spam with piety, hh, and the fire blessing.
And purge the unclean.
Boss = utterly melted.
Also you're comparing the ranged focus class to the melee focus class.
Yeah, because I want to and lasers are cool.
infernus = happy chemical in head
honestly not except vanity
and I gladly accept those terms
Both are valid to try.
And again, zealout is mainly for melee. You aren't gonna be able to compete in ranged damage against a vet.
i hate space marine 2
But that doesn't mean something isn't worth using.
Yeah, but they don't only affect your gun.
oh yeah
for vid with infernus sure... but that's a waste of ammo without shocktroop
You still perform really well with your melee without goofy stuff going on.
i'm betting it's going to be the 7a DS+DD
probably
another one of my greatest predictions
I think it'll be meta but won't be used much because it's "boring"
Totally didn't know about it before 😉
I recently fell in love with playing tac axe fotf.. feels under powered but very satisfying.
Is that also taking into account a carapace perk?
can we get a statistician in here please
let me show my weapons here see if their any good
also also i reiterate should i keep my plasteel for the update or nah?
Have you been stocking or not really is all I ask
cause if you have been stocking you may as well just commit till the 26th, personally I just use ordos to snag any T1-2 blessings I missed
not really ive been kinda blowing it the moment i can
Suppose up to you to decide
and it comes out the 26th?
Personally Im stocking mainly cause I already have builds im happy with
yeah
26th of Sept
I hoard cause I like big number
I heard redditors sabotaged the game
I have spent well over a million ordos snagging shit blessings from Brunt, also have blown a decent handful of Melkbux buying stuff from that sour twat.
What are you yapping about?
The Unlaunched patch notes coming with itemization
Are you referring to the good getting gooderer and the bad continuing to drown
also does anyone else have thgis odd like audio cutting in and out for the first 10min they open the game?
the actually really bad weapons
Standard issue shovels:
fucking tumbleweeds
They're just so bad, it's sad.
Honestly im surprised Zealot WASN'T given them
Because they're shit!
What happens when your lead designers leave your company
Veteran winning by getting Psykers DS and Zealots HS
whinging
Could be what the games connecting to via Audio definitely check that out Had that before
cant post images aw..
I should be a lead designer for fatshark 💯
get the red role, just yap more in here
you have to talk until they turn you red
yap HARDER
true
I LOVE LOBSTERS
RAaaaaaAAAAAA
yap about something stupid
AAAAAAUUUGH
like uh
LOBESTER YEAHHHH
Skill issue
Skissue
I LOVE LOBSTER AND STEAKKK RAAA
yap about how much you hate psykers
like just go on a rant about how you wish death upon all psykers
SOYKER ANHILIATION
The insane power creep since patch 13 was because the lead designers all left the company
I HATE PSYKERS AND LET THEM DIE AND NEVER RE:LEASE THEM IF TRHEY DIE

PRAISE THE EMPRAH
the power is creepy
I WANNA HAVE A MELTA
very scary
I WANNA HAVE ALL THE POWERRRRRR RAAAAAAA GIVE ME RED ROLE I AM WORTHY OF SDHARING MY HERECY KILLING WEAPONS
Dorn im still fucking livid the doodooshart shredders have been completely untouched
and I want my dad to come back but sometimes we don't get what we want
bwhahahahaa
ughhhhhhh
yap more
yap about happy tree friends
the hit television show
FROG FUNNY FROG
Chill with the spam just talk normally
Do not do that.
uh oki my apolocheese
Rap tap tap
I did not need to be reminded of that.
rappa tap tap
risk of rain 2?
The autistic kid is in my walls
risk of rain 2 frog
me when i release a dlc and it tanks?
you can pet
dlc was good
had fun
would again 10/10
Gearbox and their infinite wisdom
it makes me sad how poopoo false prophet is
yeah borderlands 3 and the movie were crazy
It was fun
Most items were shit
A few items were amazing
Par for the course
false son is a pretty good survivor
my favorite thing is they immedietly bragged it being on the front page of steam
Im just gonna drop this in here
simply get 500 stone pauldrons and win
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On my "lemme try him out" run I got the monsoon skin
Max rending with purg staff
I dont understand how people manage this
I really dont
bro said mm yummy bullets
The guardsmen experience
I once got revived by a teammate only to be 1 shotted by a poxbomber and die 2 milliseconds later
am so excited
My fav class just gets worse and worse
alos ror2 i dunno
what class?
Zealot
I really really really want to point out how the addition of DS to Veteran just
vet
With wpn specialist a vet can TWO SHOT crushers
whats DS mean?
With a rashad
seems legit
IM RED
@copper hawk Thrust + Uncanny on the DS4
maccabian duelling sword
dark saber like from star wars
Teehee
With MAX stacks of marty or ij it takes 6 or 8 hits to kill a crusher w the same rashad
Psyker now gets what zealot used to have
like the hit movie turning red?
Except as just a teensy lil blessing
No
Thrust precog
my go to melee weapons good?
And can burn entire fucking hordes of crushers
True, the Finesse would make up for it
that and Exploit Weakness
Best weapon in the game
That heavy sword is bricked
like
0/4
perfect strike on a heavy sword is a choice one can make
Yah bad cleave targets
Hell if you really want to be a fucking tumor you just taking rending strikes or something on Veteran and just fucking win
but BITCHES run rending
Dump stats on weapons are mobility and defenses
Collateral
Im honestly more interested in using Heavy Sword on Veteran
HS want Deathblow and Headtaker
literally have 0 fucking interest in DS
Low pen and don't use perfect strike on evisc, low pen on thammer, heavy sword is a complete brick.
Crucis wants Thrust and Slaught
why can't we just give zealot like a power sword
Modded realms modded realms
Without thrust 4 u need +maniacs
If I pray will it happen
we gave vet basically everything
Aaaanf
it was from the left over of chastise the wicked spam eheh..
The evis
zealot should have power sword
we creeping up the power creep
auric maelstrom everyone will have all the penances
it's so joever
NUU I WANTED TO SAVE THAT GIF
haha suffer
But roundfish will kill dt
bad players already have the penances ppl think are meaningful anyway
whatre good glamer builds rn then? like stat wise?
Man
really going to powerboost the players
That's actually kinda heartbreaking
Okay can they add a Dif 6, thanks shitshark
Welp
well it's only the itemization notes
queued into awful players with the auric no downs medal etc
add diff 15 please
I need a real challenge
Diff 2
every person who openly has the ASS title equip 9/10 they suck
Really hard..
meh, was easy for me
now diff 1 is a real challenge
for real rejects
it's like... sometimes it will be a pro player, but most of the time it's a person who obviously got carried for it
No one goes down
Space Marine 2?
dream team
Eventually
Thank you backup
So I can 100% DT
Achievement wise
same lmfao
that’s been my blocker for like 300 hours and i refuse to hunt it actively 
Dream team?
how would you hunt it actively
I love love love sm2..
not killing myself
by bullying people into helping you with it
i’m a suicide bomber
So much I can’t say
its literally a different genre
Literally
figuratively*
Vt2 looking pretty cute now
explosively
metaphorically*
owo
homoerotically
I just wish I had flail and shield (in darktide)
wait what the fuck
I wish we had balanced game in darktide
Have u beat the story yey
honestly dunno what to do.. with this build..
Explode perchance
ive been playing SM2 and honestly i like darktides gameplay alot more
Detonate instantly
but thats definetly a hot take
huh?
my bad og didnt know it was herecy to ask that
Spectacular
me when I spawn 50 minos primes
I forgor i bought nitro last week an havent used absolutely any of its things yet
Does anyone has found a +2 wound trinket ?
They aren’t in the game
doesn't exist
hm
Jfj strikes again
it was a bug for one day during launch week, and all of them were changed to +1 if they ever existed in the first place
is it worth having punishment and thy wrath be swift?
it does, I've heard tell of a legendary martyrdom zealot with 12 wounds
twbs, yes, punishment, not really
unless you are skipping twbs
oh thank you
oo and another
evil
hm hm oki oki
nuh uh
I feel like I play way worse with twbs
not really necessary to have it
I think I SHOULD kill heretics on Darktide tonight...
is pious cutthroat good? ive never used it hahaha also forgive my dumb dumb questions
don't apologize for asking questions
i love your pfp btw
I'd play darktide but then I wouldn't be playing space marine 2
yes
its the ideal node to take when heading to IJ
It's because you lose any screen effects telling you that you've been damaged
what did that one do again?
I'll be dead serious I kinda just come in here cause of how Unhinged it is, im a Veteran Main I shouldn't be welcomed here
Also thank you
yeah, I take damage without noticing then die
Video wont work...😔
based ive been here for all of 20min and feel at home
backstab kill cdr
mmm
Been there 🫡
yummy alchohol
Real vet channel doesnt know the truth of goontide
You
I know you like the THammers
whats your opinion on the changes
I remember youre thammers
i like to keep this chat on my second monitor to observe the critters
whats IJ mean?
Ill-fated Joker
inexonerable judgement
the keystone directly under it
its cause we talk about stats 90% of the time, whenever backup decides to be unhinged or sneaky even speaks it becomes actually funny
thus im here
Good changes, will have to readjust the muscle memory and review my builds
I might become zeal main again when dueling sword drops tho
zealot supremacy
i've been playing vet recently because i like using double barrel and chainsword together with weapon specialist to play as doomslayer at home
drop veteran
im going to continue being an everything main when this update drops
I like killing with Gun and Melee...
tbh I'm only playing vet to get to 30 levels
drop Vetrean
I started on zeal and vet was actually last to lvl
thats it
ok? use zealot
do i have to run the stealth thing to use IJ? i really dont wanna stelath gameplay
shoot gun a little
inverse for me
how about you uhhh explode immediately
Perfectionist also got a cool down buff, which is very important on my buil
become psyker and use melee + true aim as a knockoff wep spec
then charge into horde
Thank you
Yea well explode
i will use zealot when we get cool headgear that aren't just skulls and bdsm masks
i feel at home here
that's because zealot chat is the best chat
Erm
Wrong
^^?
zealot chat is full of the unique breed of shitposters who are also both extremely knowledgable about and good at the game
Im starting to wonder why we have these cat things with how explosive they are
Bro's missing out on the eye patch
Veteran chat is 0% funny, 50% people who know 50% people who don't know
thus you dont go into veteran chat unless you discuss builds and builds only thats it
you come here
Ogryn chat is just actually real life ogryns psyker chat is just gooberville
HE FUCKING DIED WHY
HAHAHA
he never died, he merely met the emperor
Do you want to save points? Go stealth
I tried talking about my vet build in vet chat once
do NOT go stealth
i dont WANT TO STEALTH I WANNA USE A FLAMETHROWER AND A BIG HAMMER RAAA
Was insulted and not given any tips
stealth is for elves
10/10
you don't wanna be a coward who lets the rest of the team deal with agro
They will hit you with the immediate fix your build via this
you'll love it there
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Also I love broken AI
i will do that too

I hate sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
No they hit me with “reset your build”
Should introduce bro to concrete
Then i came here and actually figured out what to do
It's fine then, go any other ability
dawg was off the chaos 30
I forced him to help me level
oki
Bro I've simply just taken notes of whats good and what isn't and pieced things together myself
and here I am doing AuDamn and Maelstrom casually
even with joke builds
I have a joke build
i paint the walls with a bucket of diarrhea
tbh kinda easy to figure out what's good
It 1 clips most bosses
just run crit
This is my magnum opus so far
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suppression gameplay
is there a way to condese a build to fit on one scree?
that and Lethal Proximity Bistol
Need the mod
@lusty oar You know what I speak of
Grinding the currency in sm2 is pain as the game hits you with a have drip or have good guns problem
damnit
this is mine
the religion
Bolt pistol gets some cleave were so back
I've seen this before in the same sort of area. The drop down, where there's a catwalk off to your left where enemies spawn? I've seen a reaper just be mag dumping a box that literally nobody was near. Watched him for about a full minute before I heard a burgle spawn.
wait burglers can spawn now?
Behold exploit weakness
'Tis done
yippee
Actually dumb
alright i made an atrocious build
I gotta dig up the image i made
and then you can throw on the ability cast dmg ones
post please
We love melee vet
i just realized i never included the lethal prox icon lmao
why lethal prox
@sullen forge
@gritty flume do you think dueling swords going to he super busted for vet
the sacred texts
wouldnt it be puncture
why lethal prox
I WILL SHOW YOU
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It will be
oh right
i remember this now
Please Zealots
the damage radius
Witness this autism made fragmentation grenade
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listen to that god awful audio clipping
solution: double barrel WS
Holy fuck
What is happening with your audio
So real
clearly a daemon has infested their system
it must be purged
but thats not as ammo efficient and not as fun
My fuckn ears :(
that last time i had audio issues like that, i malded for a week before reinstalling my operating system
happens eevry time i open this game in the first mission for at least 10 min

0.o
After finishing up the 500 kills with the blades penance, you get to understand how powerful they really are
not doing that lmao
I'll look into it
turning up the radio while driving 
It's one of my favorite songs, I HAD to turn it up lmao
zealot could totally run double melee and have knives as their only range
gonna try knives for the first time
if the flamer wasnt getting stupid juiced in this next patch id say that that would be the ideal route
As funny as that sounds, that would be so difficult to play lmao
basically any single target armor piercing and any horde clear weapon
Heavy shredder, chainsword
ds will have thrust and precog

gonna pack dclaw with pocket thunder hammer
it will have higher damage on a stab
mfs be quaking in their boots when they get hit by the parry + thunder hammer combo
knife will be outclassed in that department
id still say knife is overall better cuz its mobility is fucking insane but now you can have an amazing single target finesse weapon that isnt a mobility crutch
Ds4 is almost as mobile
After the thunder hammer buff that is coming on the next patch, I feel like I'm gonna start using it more
That stun you get after using the special action is what kills it for me
What a goat this thing’ll be when the update hits
finesse is also important
its literally just another damage stat
finyesse :3
Speaking of finesse
how much you can increase each stat is also random
up to a total of 380 rating
About to buy it, actually.
Faaaaaail
Right
I anticipate that I the finesse will be high
Around 70-80
Bc of the low base mobility
Yeah, it's apparently going to be determined by the stat distribution of the base roll.
Exactly
Hopefully you get a perfect 380 with mobility being 60.
Buy 10, no 60 dump, sell 10
No.
weapon stats can go above 80% as of the update
Bro
Are you serious?
So fatshark is going to make it arbitrarily harder to get perfect weapons...
That's depressing.
bio ignored
relatable
least bricked weapon

It’s bc I’m a white dude

skill issue tbh
don't worry I won't judge
better than celsius
I got like a 20 pack of Celsius caffeine packets for bottles waters
Bc monsters are expensive
And taurine
ok you're actually fucked
like it is so over for you
Elaborate?
explode
You really do have to cycle monsters like herion tho. Gotta microdose Taurine off and on
The amino energies are good
I don’t like heart palpitations
The cherry and grape ones anyways
They have LESS caffeine than a celsius u glooper
C4s r 200mg
A celsius is like 220
C4s r the same bwo
every day I get a little more grateful I'm not addicted to caffeine
i have a whole collection of monster cans
and some local energy drinks
Same dude
The black cherry c4 tastes like a shaved ice flavore
what the fuck
Tigers blood
HOLLUP
ALR LISTEN
TIGER BLIOD
IS THE UNDISPUTED GOAT
OF THE ICEE TRYXK
do you not have like some program to turn in cans for money?
Then drink a midnight cherry c4
usually there's some kind of recycling incentive for that
Grape c4 is good
I need the Phänd
Alright grinding out dream team, wish me luck
gotta basically low level wrangle
PEAK !!!
I have 0 idea what you're all talking about
Bangs are okay too
I do not drink energy drinks
what? is there any context to this???
Bucked Ups are alright
Omfg I just realized you have a INWHATEVERTHEFUCK Test thing in ur bio
I think I’m an INFP
OR INFJ
They released a new bucked up flavor
it's not too many, but that's one of each from my grocery store
It's good
is this the sleeper agent activation code?
what the fuck does INFP mean?
I started to only drink sugar free energy drinks ever since I started drinking them casually
Exactly
Introverted intuitive feeling perceiving
But here me out
Meyers Briggs personality test
but that doesn't line up with the letters
A SINGLE can of monster has barely any caffeine
that's IIFP
You gotta treat yourself to a pacific punch monster ever once in a while
92% of daily sugar? Don’t care
Yummy
why don't you guys just drink lemonade? much tastier
Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Aussie Lemonade
Monster
SUGAR!
Downvote
energy? just get 8 hours of sleep
The objectively best monster is the zero sugar peach one
And painkillers
Tastes like a peach ring
All the sugar free monsters taste the same to me
Drink peak like C4
Or the 3D ones
The ones w the single color cans
I don't drink monster but the red one is the best
kinda difficult to do it on my work life lol
if there isn't a red one then the blue one is the best
it means you like being alone you are capable of feeling emotions and are perceptive
You seem like the kinda dude to drink those weird military branded energy drinks you can find at a NEX or MCE
sadly you live in america
I was that person
basic white is the best
I am that person
There's a gigantic energy drink section in every PX
When I was in gtmo they had a shit ton
At the NEX there
Tons id never seen before
But no c4s..
why is the lad so smol
Nop
Fuck
R u srsly there right meow
i was on my community college campus waiting outside where my next class was gonna happen
a classmate for that same class walks up to me and sees i am drinking a white monster
they point at it and say "i see what flavor youre drinking, is it safe to assume you are mentally ill?"
Gross
That person sounds nasty
I think it is safe (I don't drink monster so I have no idea actually)
YOU LIKE WHITE WHAT?
That pops
it's a baby
did you say you like white mother?
Fuck dude edit your comment fast
Nop
I like pale white mothers
Noita moment
at least it's not the favorite flavor of monster
WHAT
In fishnets
image
goth white mommy
i normally have gamer supps (dont judge me its stupid cheap) as my caffiene but i grabbed a monster ultra pack cuz i was craving some the other day and so im currently drinking the strawberry cream one
noita evil
we aren't psykers
Gamer sups
sanity?
ive only played like 10 minutes of it
I genuinely drink guacamole gamer fart when I’m out of monsters
i played it 2 years ago fun game impossible to understand
what has zealot chat come to?
