#zealot-class

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rocky nacelle
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LOL

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i didnt wanna give my soyker bad habits

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i think people have like

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this bad mindset

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that when they load into an auric maelstrom pub

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they have to make the game as easy as possible for everyone

rocky nacelle
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I only make it easy for me

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which means they need the optimal builds

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i legit can't wait for the next balance update

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just because i know there will be a page of reddit posts complaining about nerfs

rocky nacelle
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we've heard plasma has been overperforming recently

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so we decided to nerf IJ again

median steeple
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nerf all of ogryns keystones

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trust me

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I'm from the future and they will break the game

rocky nacelle
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remove vet keystones

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trust me

median steeple
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ah yes

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rocky nacelle
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actually

median steeple
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P13 launch vet

rocky nacelle
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give vet only 1 keystone

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and have it be WS

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(I know weapon spec is broken)

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opaque island
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how is WS broken rn?

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rocky nacelle
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jason mimoa jack black minecraft

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yup this is 2024

opaque island
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wack ass idea

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they were cooking with casting jason mamoa

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he could have been the perfect steve

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but they're just making jumanji in minecraft

median steeple
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after an actual streak of good video game adaptations we have ended it by getting the minecraft movie

opaque island
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I dont mind Jack Black as Steve, i believe he can do it

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its the entire live action angle i dont agree with

median steeple
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also

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the uncanny sheep

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rocky nacelle
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mario movie and sonic movies being good

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while minecraft movie sucks

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society

median steeple
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this image is now a movie

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peak

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the actual like

opaque island
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fr, whats wrong with Weapon Specialist though

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CGI of the movie

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looks like it's from 2010

rocky nacelle
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tobuscus should have been steve

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js

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opaque island
rocky nacelle
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yea and now hes back to making content like normal apparently

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good for him

opaque island
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wack

rocky nacelle
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wack that the allegations were fake?

opaque island
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oh they were fake?

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i was about to say i remember reading the allegations were false

rocky nacelle
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idk cause everytime i hear allegations on the internet I turn my brain off

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cause 99% of the time

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its not real

rocky nacelle
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i don't really pay attention to internet drama

rocky nacelle
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that were real

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a lot of the youtubers i watch are too small to even be caught up in a controversy

median steeple
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Tbf that drama is like over a decade old iirc

rocky nacelle
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the unkillable youtuber/streamer fr

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is DSP

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rocky nacelle
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ultrakill it is

hushed agate
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You have better things to do than worry about people you dont know over the internet arguing?!

hushed agate
paper harness
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Nap yard

drifting wolf
hushed agate
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Is kind of forgettable

cerulean moth
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I actually don’t have a map preference at all

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I like them all

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I’m a quick play only freak

drifting wolf
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i have preference for ones that aren't in throneside because throneside is the least interesting layout for me

north sedge
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Anything but ascension riser

drifting wolf
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i like the reworked hab dreyko because the enginseer is a little freak for the servoskull and the new overgrowth in the finale makes me wish for a new layout that's just severely infested

drowsy steppe
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gloriana is baller

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hushed agate
hard nexus
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his content is all slop

hushed agate
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Mainly because i want hi-int

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the only time i’ll purposefully pick a map is for like

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clandestium

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opaque island
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rip bozo

hard nexus
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honestly

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darktide combat

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is better than space marine’s

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by a significant margin

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imo

spare talon
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I'm just looking forward to parrying
I heard someone say "sekiro parry" in a combat overview and I was sold

rocky nacelle
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it’s just haha uhoh goofy for kids 🤪

rocky nacelle
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hear he didn’t change the formula

hard nexus
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it’s more like a dark souls parry

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where you have block frames in the beginning, then parry frames at the end

rocky nacelle
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partial parries kill my soul

opaque island
rocky nacelle
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(And then me in game)

opaque island
spare talon
rocky nacelle
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cool ogryn steam name

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spare talon
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Bullied the shit out of sote final boss phase 1 with it

opaque island
hard nexus
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because the parry system is soooo rough in the campaign

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it just feels super clunky

rocky nacelle
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wait meow r u on sm2 rn with cica

hard nexus
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not right now

opaque island
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is it just like hard to get used too or is it just clunky?

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rocky nacelle
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Lmfao

hard nexus
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you can get staggered and stunlocked super easily

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i really just do not like SM2s combat right now

rocky nacelle
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cough do I dare say…..

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sk-

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you have to have an enemy hit you in that parry animation

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opaque island
hard nexus
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yes

opaque island
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gotta know its coming ahead of time

opaque island
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well okay, are the enemies predictable?

hard nexus
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some aren’t

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also ranged enemies fucking suck to fight and guns are terrible rn

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they deal fuckall damage

opaque island
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can i hear something positive about the game?

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i need some balance

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uhh

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it’s a really pretty game

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enemy designs are cool

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combat right now is my main pain point

opaque island
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how big are the hordes you get sent against?

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sometimes you have hordes of what looks like 100+

opaque island
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i mean like do you actually feel like your against a "tide" of enemies :^)

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but other times it’s like

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20 hormagaunts

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the only times you feel like “holy shit that’s a lot of enemies”

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are when you are in super easily defendable positions

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and the enemy has to climb up to you, giving you sooo much time to just thin them out

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so it doesn’t feel like that much in the long run

misty mason
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I am exactly as tired as I expected after waking up at 4am to play space marine

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But it still ain't fun

hard nexus
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the hardest parts of the game are when you’re fighting in melee and there’s a smattering of ranged enemies around, unlike darktide they don’t go into melee combat, they just run away and keep shooting you

misty mason
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The tiredness that is

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and you don’t have a consistent way of regenerating armor to avoid ranged damage

misty mason
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Yeah ranged enemies fucken wreck you

hard nexus
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and parries in the campaign feel so bad

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melee combat as a whole is just

misty mason
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Oh man yeah

hard nexus
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bleh

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darktide combat feels so much better

misty mason
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I think its because I'm used to hitting the button when you see the indicator

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But for a lot of the warrior attacks its just an indicator that a parryable or dodge required attack is COMING

hard nexus
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like there’s so much skill expression in darktide, whereas with space marine 2 it feels like all i can do is just hope i get lucky and stagger a gaunt so i can get armor back

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yeah

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it’s weird

copper hawk
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Yah the firs tattack has an indicator

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But all melee enemies for the nids r super predictable

misty mason
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And a lot of the time the parry stops one attack but then they just carry on into their second

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copper hawk
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The warriors do a three hit attack

hard nexus
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but warriors are the opposite

copper hawk
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First attack has indicator, others dont

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it’s counterintuitive

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copper hawk
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It's why I like the fencing weapons

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Parrying in a horde feels terrible

north sedge
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Sm2 is very much an expansion on sm1 mechanics, so it's a looser kill em up

hard nexus
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and you can’t really get a lot of combo’s out very well, because you get hitstunned out of them or just eat a shit ton of damage

copper hawk
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Parrying also doesnt seem to work as bulwarks

north sedge
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The assault class gets twbs!

copper hawk
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It just puts you in ur block stance

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Yah the talent tree makes the chars playable lol

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copper hawk
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They have armor regen

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And a 3rd chunk

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yeah honestly

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i might just grind straight through the campaign for operations

copper hawk
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Excelt for snippy and flanplart

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I did all the trials

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Vanguard was a ton of fun

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north sedge
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I haven't played yet but i was expecting it to yea, just be fancier sm1 stuff

copper hawk
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Killing a warrior kills all the other snyapse creatures around it

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hard nexus
copper hawk
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Rocket launch

copper hawk
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It was cool

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Yah i think i like the astartes blade the most

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And the power sword

red mesa
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sm2 fun so far but the enemy density seems....pretty sparse? way lower than tide games, i feel like they were advertising this huge horde tech lol

opaque island
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stop please

red mesa
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lol its always been a freefor all discussion here but my bad.....i just wanted to bring it up bc if you try to in the sm2 discord you get modded or people get mad, but the enemy density sucks so far

opaque island
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wow, i just got votekicked for the first time

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i think im gonna take a break

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im not like actually upset, i was just excited for the game and hearing all this meh talk makes me less excited I guess

grizzled aspen
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I just got completely destroyed in the current mael...

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Waves of specialists with lots of bursters.

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Basically, I got grabbed by a mutant and thrown into about 6 poxbursters, which instantly killed me.

grizzled aspen
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Teammates did not survive long because they didn't bring weapons suited to the mael.

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Plasma does not belong in hunting grounds.

opaque island
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I guess i just wanna know why, and i never will

grizzled aspen
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Probably just joined into a team of people that were trolling.

paper harness
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I’m on my 100th by now

spare talon
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I didn't even have time to do anything

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And my loadout shouldn't have been a red flag cuz I was using dclaw

opaque island
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This is a lesson in not taking things so personally all the time i think

spare talon
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Like I could understand some losers vote kicking someone for knife or something

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But dclaw is like the most inoffensive weapon choice

copper hawk
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Apparently console players votekick people a lot

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Ive only ever had a votekick initiated for me cuz of my voice

ornate bone
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YO WHAT'S UP GUYS THIS IS CICA AND WELCOME TO MINECRAFT LET'S PLAY #29167

grizzled aspen
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That isn't what Cica sounds like.

copper hawk
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Lmfao

grizzled aspen
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He unironically has a pleasant voice.

ornate bone
shy river
ornate bone
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Cica, read me the Penguin of Doom copypasta

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opaque island
ornate bone
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did you reply a sad cat gif

opaque island
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hey asshole im acknowledging this quirk you have while also reinforcing it by singling you out

broken walrus
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what if I am the main character tho?

hushed agate
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Become a shell of what you once were

grizzled aspen
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Abandon all moral principles in pursuit of vengeance.

paper harness
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I get kicked weekly for positioning by the eu xbots

opaque island
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okay ellie from the last of us 2 calm down

grizzled aspen
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I have received approval from God Emperor Trump.

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Praise be!

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(this is a joke about that parade meme thing some idiots did in an attempt to attack his character)

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spare talon
# opaque island hey asshole im acknowledging this quirk you have while also reinforcing it by si...

2 instances that caused him to think that
Monstrous mael spawned 2 chaos spawns, one before and after the drop off, I was alone with one before the drop-off along with a bunch of snipers and bombers, so I decided to take out all of the snipers and bombers before jumping down cuz they'd annihilate us from abovr while we fought 2 CSs below, he thought that I was attempting go solo the CS (tho I couldve but not what i planned to do)
Also I consistently broke coherency and threw myself at gunners up ahead, cuz they can't shoot if they have a knife 4 inches from or inside their skull

grizzled aspen
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A player instantly left this auric mael as soon as I equipped a tac axe.

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Funny.

broken walrus
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You mean you werent protecting their supple behinds from the horde? What if a poxwalker got close to them?

opaque island
grizzled aspen
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I finally understand Gale's obsession with these things. Stopping mutant dead his tracks and immediately decapitating him gives you a dopamine hit from hell.

opaque island
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the trick is to not rush so far ahead that you cant easily regroup if you need to, knife do go zoom after all

spare talon
ornate bone
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uhh uhhhh

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the uhhh

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voc?

spare talon
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Yeah
Db knife WS voc

obsidian prairie
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Infil better

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Reason: I said so

spare talon
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Voc let's you literally go monkey mode from iron will and confirmed kill keeping your overtoughness capped out

obsidian prairie
obsidian prairie
spare talon
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So you can be in the stupidest positions eating ridiculously amounts of dmg and be destroying everything

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Without a scratch

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Infil you can do the same thing but not to the same extent

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Also I love eating crusher overheads and taking 0 damage

obsidian prairie
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It lets me revive people and do event objectives

spare talon
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Esp since I will consistently get hit by something as I'm about to dodge resulting in my dodge not being able to happen so I eat the overhead

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Love that that happens btw

ornate bone
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don't talk to me or my superego or my id ever again

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shadow ass mf

wraith cipher
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does anyone else not get their pa to come out?

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sometimes when im spamming it locks and just blocks

hushed agate
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Just ate sooo much steak and shake. Im gaining more momentum im becoming more powerful

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Mortal men and woman shall kneel before me

misty mason
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Steak and shake? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

hushed agate
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Steak n' Shake my apologies

misty mason
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Surely 'n'

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my gf said this looks like a tampon

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i was like

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fuck i bought it already

hushed agate
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What kind of tampons does she use?????

ornate bone
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then it's gonna soak a lot of blood

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good for a weapon

wraith cipher
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she did say a sharp tampon

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aand then she changed to suppository lmao

grizzled aspen
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Buttplug sword buttplug sword.

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I'm not apologizing.

ornate bone
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Y'know

acoustic dune
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ey ey zealot

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crack head here

ornate bone
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If we define a console as a device with its controller that is plugged into a hole for the purpose of entertainment

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One of those vibrating buttplugs is a console

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But you didn't hear it from me

hushed agate
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Using those kind of lose definitions is whats is what led us to the cereal soup argument

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And straw hole argument

opaque island
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but not all soup is cereal

lusty oar
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cereal salad

hushed agate
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I must study you for science

opaque island
broken walrus
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Do you guys eat cereal regularly? I dont recall the last time I had some

hushed agate
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Yeah but never for breakfast

broken walrus
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Whats the new hotness in the world of cereal?

hushed agate
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Hotness?

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Is there a cereal fandom?

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Fruity pebbles changed there recipe ig

lusty oar
hushed agate
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Thats the only recent info i know that isnt surface level

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of sm2

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combat isnt

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that bad

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i was just overexaggerating

broken walrus
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avoid toliet bowl fruity pebbles, got it

hard nexus
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because of frustration from one mission in particular

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its a little clunky and somethings are buggy

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but once u get the hang of it, it can flow pretty well

opaque island
hushed agate
broken walrus
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Like I said, I dont eat cereal

broken walrus
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sorry for failign the emprah

opaque island
misty mason
hard nexus
misty mason
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I do wish guns were more accurate

hard nexus
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is ranged enemies being forced into melee

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then

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buff ranged weapon damage

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and make the thammer take less time to charge

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because 4 seconds for a full hit is absurd

misty mason
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Man that zoanthrope fight suuuuucckckckckkcked

hushed agate
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I saw sm2 and it looks good but i dont really like how the weapons look

misty mason
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The melta gun is bae tho

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PvP seems fun too

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misty mason
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But I am moderately salty about the lack of heretic cosmetics

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Meltas are always weird in games like this

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They were a shotgun in SM1 and they're still a shotgun here

median steeple
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Since all the weapons are primaris weapons

misty mason
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I legit cant believe how flippant they were with becoming a primaris

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Titus ||goes nap nap||
"You are a Primaris now, you are stronger and faster" - ||Proceeds to have zero affect over deathwatch mode Titus||

ember yew
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it improved a bit

misty mason
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I still want a third person 40k rpg

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Im kind of shocked we have never had one

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A Dark Heresy third person rpg would be gr8

ember yew
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Eternal Crusade supposed to be one

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akin to World of Warcraft

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but they shifted genre

hushed agate
ember yew
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and then shafted everything

hushed agate
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I need more stuff to scratch my fallout itch

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i think it might be a gw thing

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arent they like

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super protective?

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yeah

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to the point of being tarded

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if i remember correctly they also attacked Astartes fan videos

median steeple
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Ok so how gw works is that they will give their IP to anyone as long as it stays faithful to the setting

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a few years ago

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copper hawk
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Me when i faithfully to the lore a faithful to the lore (faithmaxxing) tyranid warrior w my true to lore (honestycel) melta an in-lore faithful 10 times to kill it

misty mason
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Eternal Crusade was more billed as a planetside 2 clone, which would have been fucking awesome

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Instead it became a bad lobby shooter

ember yew
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but it was like 12 years ago

misty mason
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I think you're thinking of dark millenium

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ember yew
copper hawk
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Do u think there's a twink space marine out there

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probably this one

copper hawk
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I want to be represented

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misty mason
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Emps children

copper hawk
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The DEImon curator sweetbabyinc lardass incel says sm2 is an avoid cuz dei or whatever

misty mason
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All twunk

copper hawk
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But where is my femboy representation

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Astaghfirullah

hushed agate
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Twink means slim not feminine

copper hawk
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Twinkphobia on the rise

hushed agate
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All space marines are jacked

misty mason
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Yeah thats why twunk

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Astagfurrylah

hushed agate
copper hawk
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Hate eldar

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Ugly freaks

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Coneheads

misty mason
elfin steppe
misty mason
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That is not third person haha

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misty mason
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That is a crpg

copper hawk
opaque island
median steeple
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All I need is an RTS game with necrons or just another game with necrons as the main playable faction (I'm feinding for Mechanicus 2)

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What's wrong with crpg

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copper hawk
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Whats a crpg

hushed agate
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Rogue trader is what people call top down

misty mason
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Nothing its just not what I'm talking about

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Like baldurs gate

red mesa
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covers the whole model

misty mason
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I'm playing on hard so probably not

copper hawk
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I think the indicstor stays on all the difficulties

elfin steppe
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Not a single major game producer wants to make a Warhammer game.

misty mason
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Not hard hard

copper hawk
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Except for the unrelease done

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One*

red mesa
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the unit itself should highlight blue

copper hawk
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It's just shorter

red mesa
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instead of the huge indicator

copper hawk
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Sometimes they dont go blue

misty mason
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Give it to CDPR

red mesa
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or it should be smaller like on the units torso size only

copper hawk
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The three hit whack the warriors w the choppas do doesnt turn blue

misty mason
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A dark heresy 3rd person rpg

copper hawk
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They can do this after you hit them and they recover from stagger

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But it's heavily telegraphes

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Parry twice and they'll be stunned

misty mason
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Try to fuck around like Geralt and get your soul eaten by slaanesh

hushed agate
copper hawk
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Warriors w the leaky goon blaster have a rlly slow whack w the rifle that isnt highlighted blue either

red mesa
median steeple
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I hate the whip warriors!

copper hawk
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I think it only highlights blue

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IF they're far away AND parriable

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That's the only trend ive noticed

elfin steppe
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If you played another CRPG Wrath of Righteous from Owlcat you will realize Rogue Trader is a direct downgrade.

copper hawk
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Sometimes warriors will leap back and hit you with a lunging attack

misty mason
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I did

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And yeah I kind of agree

copper hawk
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The two choppas will lunge at you and the whiplings will leap back and whip u

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misty mason
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They strayed too much from the core rules

acoustic dune
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dats a lot of people

misty mason
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Which made me sad

copper hawk
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And the goon blaster ones do the same thing

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Did the shop reset ??

misty mason
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Next week

copper hawk
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Eugh

acoustic dune
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is space marine 2 fun?

copper hawk
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Yah

misty mason
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I've only played a couple of hours

elfin steppe
copper hawk
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My fav part is the customization

misty mason
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Buuttttt

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It's officially the weekend nowww2

copper hawk
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Euuugh

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I guuuueees ill play some more sm2..

acoustic dune
copper hawk
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Nop

acoustic dune
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should i just cough up 60 dilla

misty mason
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Early access started today

copper hawk
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It came out at 0900

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I got the collector's edition

acoustic dune
copper hawk
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The blessed funko pop and metal book comes 2morrow 4 me

misty mason
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Gold edition or the I have too much money edition

copper hawk
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It 300 dollar

copper hawk
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The 70 buck one gets u early access

paper harness
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Over 9000 dinar

acoustic dune
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golly

copper hawk
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R u an american knify

acoustic dune
copper hawk
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Ohg

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I was gonna say

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Ty 4 ur tax dollars

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I got the super funko edition cuz of the american taxpayer

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I love my army paycheck..

paper harness
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I would also say ty for your tax dollars

copper hawk
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Another wondrous day in my barracks bunny life..

paper harness
acoustic dune
paper harness
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Tax payers pay me to play darktide

copper hawk
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Im sorry e*ropean taxpayer

paper harness
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American

hushed agate
copper hawk
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Yah

misty mason
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Imagine not being from New Zealand

paper harness
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chadgryn Raytheon my beloved

hushed agate
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I feel less safe

zinc talon
copper hawk
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What happened to old zealand

zinc talon
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at this point

paper harness
copper hawk
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American taxpayer funded my blahaj

zinc talon
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I reject the very notion of grass as existing

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grass is a lie

copper hawk
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And my soylent addiction

misty mason
copper hawk
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Snoodle u wont believe it

misty mason
copper hawk
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I had something other than one bottle of soylent right now to eat today

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And i feel so much better

paper harness
copper hawk
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Who wouldve Thought

misty mason
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What happened to old york

hushed agate
paper harness
hushed agate
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ate it

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Wtf

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Bad

paper harness
#

Hungy

copper hawk
#

Spit it out

copper hawk
hard nexus
#

who could’ve seen that eating actual sustainable food is good for you!

hard nexus
copper hawk
hard nexus
#

it’s all gone

paper harness
#

I eat real food

copper hawk
#

It's yummyyyyyy

#

It chocolate..

elfin steppe
hard nexus
#

2 hours

paper harness
#

0

#

I’ll play when mods

misty mason
elfin steppe
#

Pathfinder just got a 16GB updatechadgryn

hushed agate
copper hawk
#

NO

#

NOOOOOO

hard nexus
#

LMAO

#

it’s over for u

copper hawk
#

WHY !!!!!!!

paper harness
#

Baby mode

copper hawk
#

I drink it all in one go after i run

#

So hungry

#

Literally starving

#

Rippin soylent apart like a tyranid

hard nexus
#

wish we saw other regiments of guard in SM2

copper hawk
#

Mmnf yumnfy biomanshf mnf nomnf

#

Nope only cadians

hard nexus
#

i’m tired of seeing cadian #5 billion

copper hawk
#

Entire universe ? Cadia

median steeple
#

Ma legs urt

hushed agate
opaque island
#

when, without any communication, you and a teamate do something like pass a capsule by throwing it up to a ledge.

#

thats a good team

misty mason
#

Bad feels when you stand ready to catch the thrown capsules and they don't throw it

hushed agate
#

Why wont you trust me?

opaque island
opaque island
misty mason
#

The correct solution is to immediately shriek in voice and initiate a vote kick, only to be kicked yourself

hushed agate
#

Thats the logical explanation

#

But itll continue to sadden me regardless

misty mason
#

Like a normal person

misty mason
#

YU GUYZ ALL SUK

elfin steppe
#

People just don't like to communicate in DT.

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Same for HD2

opaque island
hushed agate
#

Its sad. Why i like drg so much

opaque island
#

people just dont communicate in online games in general that much anymore

#

at least from my experience

hushed agate
#

Mainly to say slurs but talk nonetheless

opaque island
misty mason
#

Truly the source of the Gamer Moment tm

hushed agate
#

Unique specimens in there

#

Had a guy that kept farting into his mic

#

Also alot of people that dont FUCKING CHANGE THE BATTERIES on there fire alarms

misty mason
#

Almost home baybeeee

#

Gonna space my marine until I primaris

opaque island
#

i swear to god it is designed to last just long enough for your brain to relax

#

which makes sense, cause yknow its a life saving measure

hushed agate
misty mason
#

Yeah but has it ever saved your life?

hushed agate
#

I dont wear a headset and that shit hurt my ears

opaque island
misty mason
#

Probably useless then

#

This why I always run with scissors

acoustic dune
#

they are great with high amount of sugar syrup

hushed agate
#

Pathetic

acoustic dune
hushed agate
#

I only drink the blood of my enemies

acoustic dune
#

CART

#

american man

#

making thing not fun

hushed agate
#

Wait do you mean making things isnt fun

#

Or im making things not fun

ornate bone
#

I was just about to type "it's like playing the game in second person"

#

The beep interrupted me

misty mason
#

How tf am I getting lag in the single player campaign

grizzled aspen
misty mason
#

jfc you can't disconnect

#

I wonder what will happen if I just turn off the inernet

lusty oar
misty mason
ember yew
misty mason
#

I PUT IT IN SINGLE PLAYER AND ITS STILL LAGGING WHAT THE FUCK

ember yew
#

I PUT IT IN SINGLE PLAYER AND ITS STILL LAGGING WHAT THE FUCK

#

New negative review on Steam inc

misty mason
#

Man this section is straight up fucked lmao

#

I do not like defending the antenna

copper hawk
#

OKAY

#

i think

#

i found a thing

#

with the JOINING SERVER bug where it hangs, i unplugged my ethernet and plugged it back in

#

it prompted me to allow acces thru the firewall for space marine 2

#

i clicked allow and it immediately loaded

#

went 2 settings and saw that two instances of space marine 2 didn't have private/public access thru firewall

#

mby dis fix..

acoustic dune
hushed agate
#

We shouldnt have invented currency lets go back to trading pls

misty mason
#

jfc I finished it, that was one of the worst missions I have ever played

hushed agate
#

I dont know why i sent that im sorry that was mean😔

misty mason
#

Im just going to turn it down to normal difficulty

hard nexus
ornate bone
#

micycle

hard nexus
#

mike is short for micycle

ornate bone
#

microphone wave

hushed agate
#

Michael wave

acoustic dune
spare talon
#

auric space marines

misty mason
hard nexus
#

in sm2

#

if we had a better, more consistent method of regenerating armor

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that didn’t rely on not killing enemies

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(gun strikes)

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i’d like the game so much more

#

melee kills should just restore a small amount of armor by default

#

then gun strikes and executions restore a full bar

spare talon
#

me when i play dark souls with toughness and second wind

hard nexus
spare talon
#

second wind from dodges

#

literally ez mode

hard nexus
#

wha

#

i’m confused

hard nexus
#

n making fun of me

spare talon
#

no im saying

#

imagein ds with toughness and second wind

hard nexus
#

ah

#

yeah

#

true

#

it’d go hard actually

#

bosses could be super aggressive

#

almost like sekiro-esque

#

but dodges instead of parries

copper hawk
#

hive tyrant is fun

#

i like how it doesn't tell you w the blue indicator that u need to parry stuff

#

like all the time

#

it'd be too baby mode

#

but i like that it always tells you an attack is unblockable

#

fun boss fight..

spare talon
#

holy shit

#

holy fucking shit

#

i decided to read steam reviews for sm2

#

just to see what people were saying about it, since i heard some sentiments here that werent completely positive

#

scrolled down to the first negative review in the default view

#

youre never

#

ever gonna believe this

misty mason
#

Are we supposed to know who that is?

spare talon
#

tanner is the youtuber who has the worst darktide takes in the known universe

misty mason
#

Ah

spare talon
#

any time you hear someone say something blatantly wrong with full confidence, chances are it traces back to tanner

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
#

all my darktide opinion is from verac

spare talon
acoustic dune
#

never got to use it

#

its a bitch to get

spare talon
acoustic dune
spare talon
acoustic dune
#

per hour?

spare talon
sick dove
#

i completed 500 specialist knife kills
150 shroud backstabs
and 2000 immolation burns

#

guh

#

time to do the relic and fury one

acoustic dune
spare talon
#

damage perks are used mainly for consistency, like 25% flak damage being the most common, or for specific breakpoints, like unarmored bruiser one shots or maniac rager 1 shots, etc

acoustic dune
#

youll have fun

sick dove
#

not touching the lone wolf one because i immediately lose brain function when i'm away from the group

#

like a bluetooth brainstem

spare talon
#

for relic

open pollen
#

So, is it a new thing that high level folks are using the base frame with no insignia? I've been seeing it a lot lately.

acoustic dune
#

since i run around like a maniac

sick dove
acoustic dune
spare talon
#

if its within the last day, a lot of people who are really into WH are probably playing SM2 right now so that could possibly result in the hobo-drip people being more visible maybe

sick dove
#

oh wait the Behind Enemy Lines thing requires backstab

#

NO MORE

#

not that i hate backstab as a perk, i just hate fatshark hotboxes and what is considered a backstab

#

pain

spare talon
#

while all of you are playing with your newfangled darktide and space marines
i am playing something of a higher class

#

gay lawyer game

acoustic dune
spare talon
#

that character didnt exist when these games original came out

lusty oar
#

i thought it was the asexual lawyer game

#

my whole life

spare talon
#

that character has also been disasterous for the franchises image

#

FUCK

#

I FORGOT THEY SET THE OFFICIAL NAME FOR RAYMOND SHIELDS TO "Eddie Fender"

#

killing myself

acoustic dune
spare talon
#

eat your hamburgers apollo

#

i dont even need to watch it

#

i know the artstyle

#

i know the joke

acoustic dune
#

i learned that ace atterney is a hybrid law of between murica and japan from this comic

#

that and game theory

#

matpat my beloved

spare talon
#

japanifornia

acoustic dune
#

thats sound pretty wack

spare talon
acoustic dune
#

i dont get that refrence

spare talon
#

this man is a fraud
the have slaughtered him

acoustic dune
#

might need to rewatch rtgame playthrough of the game

#

s

spare talon
#

in the fan translation, he was named Raymond Shields

#

which is an infinitely cooler and more fitting name than Eddie Fender

acoustic dune
#

again

spare talon
#

which is a pun for "a defender", as he is a defense attorney

acoustic dune
#

idk what you are babbling about

spare talon
#

and its so fucking on the nose

#

im losing it

naive stirrup
rocky nacelle
spare talon
naive stirrup
#

im sitting at 12 hours and barely on the 4th mission LMAO

#

Angel of Death be kicking my ass

#

but i having fun

spare talon
#

im never gonna finish this game if i continue to stop and just listen to the music

copper hawk
#

we barely made it

mystic ore
#

how important is stability really...

#

it's a shotgun
what could go wrong

copper hawk
spare talon
hearty nebula
#

go to help someone do "just a flesh wound"

#

and all their curios are +wounds

frosty herald
hearty nebula
copper hawk
#

smegmar

#

lmfao

#

pawesome

rocky nacelle
#

soy marine 2

#

🙄

copper hawk
#

IT'S PAWESOME

#

IT'S SO FUCKING PAWESOM !!!

rocky nacelle
#

Inquisitor Chadtyr

#

(game is really fun)

#

also cica

#

add me on steam

#

ugly

spare talon
#

dont forget stinky

rocky nacelle
#

he already knows that 1

spare talon
#

a reminder never hurts

misty mason
#

Cant connect to any multiplayer games

rocky nacelle
#

start playing arpg
friend sends me resources

misty mason
#

SM2 aint doing so hot

rocky nacelle
#

me

#

also crazy ass hairline

#

its quite badd

#

ok kmsing now

spare talon
rocky nacelle
#

this dude thinks he in 4kids.............

rocky nacelle
spare talon
#

i love this character

#

also has a banger theme

rocky nacelle
#

is it as good as the fragrance of dark colored coffee

spare talon
#

its a different vibe

rocky nacelle
#

fair

misty mason
#

jfc I cant even load into the game to play single player

copper hawk
#

kills u

spare talon
hearty nebula
spare talon
#

once i beat this one, i will have played every single ace attorney game to completion

#

even all of the spinoffs

hearty nebula
#

very epic

#

hope you have fun

rocky nacelle
spare talon
#

even the one where maya Steel_Pipe_Meme_Sfx.ogg's phoenix

#

and then they become bakers after this

#

this is canon

hearty nebula
#

based

copper hawk
#

add me u lil freak

rocky nacelle
#

you know how little your name boils down the results on steam

#

noob

rocky nacelle
#

checking discord profiles

#

what am I

#

a noob?

spare talon
#

clearly

#

you are

rocky nacelle
#

(also you know that takes you to the browser vers right)

#

so noob.....

spare talon
#

what a shame

rocky nacelle
#

id rather add on steam its so much extra work to click on a discord profile go to browser

#

and log in

#

literally impossible

rocky nacelle
#

miles goonsworth

#

vs miles edgeworth

#

@copper hawk sent it ugly

spare talon
#

capcom 23 years ago:
"lets name the opposing attorney 'edgeworth', because he has a sharp mind! this cannot possibly go wrong in the future"

hard nexus
#

edging

spiral anvil
#

Kilometers goonsworth

rocky nacelle
hard nexus
#

i think i should kms

spare talon
hard nexus
#

nvm

spare talon
#

do not finish that

#

i do not want to hear it

hard nexus
#

if i go any further with this i will end up killing myself

spare talon
#

lmao

rocky nacelle
#

you say heresy to my face

#

then take my gif

copper hawk
#

accepted it

rocky nacelle
#

good now i can block you twice

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

haaaai bumble

hard nexus
stone fern
#

FINE

hard nexus
stone fern
#

guies

hard nexus
#

what does this mean

rocky nacelle
#

ok guys

#

get ready to FUCKING

#

kill clad

hard nexus
#

hi clad

#

what’s going on now

stone fern
#

can you double up shroudfield attacks?

rocky nacelle
stone fern
#

by charging a heavy then shroudfield then another empoered heavy?

copper hawk
#

the most effective way to farm gear

#

is to play endless snore

copper hawk
spare talon
#

i could kick it really hard

copper hawk
#

this is why i think i've been eepin worse

#

if i dont run and rest i have too much energy

hard nexus
#

like

#

experience?

stone fern
rocky nacelle
#

clad

#

im going

#

to bomb all of EU

#

to find you

stone fern
#

GOOD

copper hawk
#

10 minutes

rocky nacelle
#

you fuckin IDIOT

stone fern
#

im not in europe rn

copper hawk
#

the capture the flag one

#

and it's almost always a stop

#

if you're losing, leave, and find a winning match

rocky nacelle
#

where did you see double shroudfield evisc heavies

#

I have to see this

#

even if its patched

copper hawk
#

you get the special gear by playing and getting victories in pve or pvp

#

pvp is far shorter

hard nexus
stone fern
#

but other weapons sure

rocky nacelle
#

chain weapons do not play nice with shroud

hard nexus
#

and you can do

rocky nacelle
#

if you tried to do the evisc trick

#

like chastise

stone fern
#

i never mentioned chainweapons i meant the mechanic works in general

rocky nacelle
#

with shroud

#

it just poops

#

mid tick

hard nexus
#

you can double shroud attacks

#

but it’s really hard to do iirc

stone fern
#

DAS RITE

hard nexus
#

but it doesn’t work with chain

stone fern
#

ye its very hard

hard nexus
#

chain weapons can’t backstab either

#

it has to do with how chain weapons effect an enemy’s stance

stone fern
#

no chainsword backshots 😭

hard nexus
#

i think that once you start sawing the enemy is counted as facing you

rocky nacelle
#

I posted the chastise trick with evisc, and you immediately say you can do it with shroud also

#

so of course im assuming you mean evisc

hard nexus
#

which is why nothing backstab related works on revved/saw attacks

stone fern
#

i said it works with heavy attacks

#

i didnt say it works with evi

rocky nacelle
#

but you never differentiated

rocky nacelle
#

at all

spare talon
#

another reason to never use chain weapons!