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hmm
meow having a bulwark problem
when theres no crusher in lobby
just so curious
many such cases
he just mogs me
he doesnt actually attack.
bulwarks r so annoying
honestly
i would hate them less if they didnt spawn in packs
and they spawned more in normal hordes
a bulwark blocking 100% of your hits to kill the actual important shit >>> a bulwark attacking you
(at least you can kill a bulwark attacking you)
but bulwark packs are just
annoying
yeah that too
entirely stopping cleave and zero damage to them
is
guh
very dog shit interaction I think ive told cica this before
I love turn based enemies in my melee fast paced shooter horde game
so fun !!!
cica said that to u
no
how are u gonna tell me what I said
i shouldve clipped it
but
a while ago i had 3 bulwarks on me
that were just only doing the shield bash
it was the most annoying thing ive ever experienced in this game
literally
me but with chaos spawn's repulsor invisible force field
(just from it slamming its fucking dumbass face on the ground)
awesome I didnt wanna melee the boss monster at all
bonk
i hate burgles
i wish chaos spawns didnt just force push u away
but burgles are the most annoying
the pimple is so annoying to hit in melee, especially with chain weapons
preaching to the choir
they just constantly have moves that launch you away
and if you get vomited on you just
cant do anything for like
10 seconds
yea good luck getting a good heavy revv off on a BoN weakspot
i can rarely get it off
its even annoying to get a full heavy rev on Pogryn weakspot
sometimes they eat it
its easier with the mk2 evis on h1
othertimes they spam stomp/melee
but mk15 is like impossible
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just a tiny bit, yeah
yeah true
(or its after they got heavied)
so a carapace/annoying enemy type
I do like the mk2 for that
I can rev H2
and just 3 light attacks to a crusher with a mk2
feels nice
(but crusher 1 shots feel nicer)
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mk2 evis my beloved
this was abad clip
i just ate so much damage
but
its so fun
yeah but i dont wanna press q 400 times
i have 1 funko pop ive got ever
lmfao
is nice
(should have been a real claptrap skin in the games especially the pre-sequel)
that one isnt terrible
i knew this guy
and when i was at his house, his sister would usually have her door like
cracked open
and all i remember seeing
was a fucking wall
of funko pops
funko wall
yeah lmfao
Funko’s are a curse
never talked to the sister much
We seek to rid ourselves of them at every opportunity
heres the only other funko pop I have
And yet they accumulate ceaselessly
and that brings my total to 2
viiiiiiiiiiirrrrrgiiiiiiiiiin
yap yap yap
soylent cheesecake
its not soy
dies
this mf really just said that
calories
oh good heavens
i love saying good heavens
its very funny
oh great heavens!
me when I get a 380
by the queen !
( it will get bricked)
it does
How to summon Cole:
this is on vet
eh soyker wants the funny brrrr recon gun
but i would buy it just cause its rated high naturally
(even if I'd never use it)
is it worth relaunching darktide for though
Man stares at himself (same VA, how does this keep happening)
Your majesty there's been a second bus!
hi psycho
Hallo
am i
Are you ready for tmr
Yyippe
go to sleep
is that an ultrakill ref-
I'm waiting for my tummy to stop hurting
ultrakill fans when breakbeat
Errrrgh
he has made music inspired by ultrakill though
🤓
was this you in the 3Veg
Yes
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I hate the burgled modifier so much
speaking of
Lmaoooooo
wtf
lewd ?
freak ?
ur freak
I bought 8 redbulls and will 48hour bender through sm2 hopfull enougg liquid death
Which instance of shit going wrong in the winter is this
makes me wanna cover my drink
Who up spinning
Nips
huh
erm
This is incredible
sorry but i only care about REAL games
space marine 2
Can't wait for it to release at 4am
erm go back to your little girl games like CALL OF TURDY and BATTLEFIELD
i play REAL MAN GAMES
@left iron : (
ok well its better so
ratio
LIKE STARDEW VALLEY
I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 then we'll be friends.
also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
LMAO
dear WOMEN
i forgot about that guy
me n who
Should been dear woms
dear foids
Yess
are sisters of silence sworn to celibacy
I was already thinking of asking someone to grab this when I saw the paragraph
i know sisters of battle arent
hell yeah
Konichiwa foids
sesbian lex with a sister of silence
P3R protag VA btw
the blank aura wouldnt be a problem
thats him
i have hit this pose before
not surprising
I know
do u guys remember when the mk12 lasgun was actually one of the best ranged weapons in the game
fruity
freaky
For super freaky
I need to find someone with the ace attorney brain rot
xenomorph
Throwing bricks at you
you stupid whore
the DHussy does make me act up
I guess it's time to throw hands
nuh uh
ill get to it first
Search up the dead by daylight xenomorph queen skin
it has a queen skin?
ye
some pretty cool killer skins in dbd unironically
ok soyker lasgun
oh wow
what da fuck is this
Do not
2 things one I love the dbd community and two I own that queen figure
She's on a shelf in my basement
Great model
@hard nexus summoned
why do you own a dbd xenomorph model
No I own the actual queen model dumb dumb
and not just a normal xeno queen model
oh i thought you meant as a mini
I play xeno in dbd but I don't own any skins since I like their bloody cosmetics more
not PH pilled
sad !
(his add ons kind of blow except like 3)
you dont play for the gameplay?
ngl the ween is not a band i like to listen
i hate there other songs
thats what we call a one hit wonder wolf
or someone who has 1 good song and a bunch of mid ones
thats just unlucky
ween wrote the shoe tying song from the first season of spongebob
i would put lower then mid
wait really
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Loop de Loop · Ween
Spongebob Squarepants: Original Theme Highlights
℗ 2001 Viacom International Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Released on: 2001-08-14
Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: Michael Melchiondo
Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: Aaron Freeman
Auto-generated by YouTube.
ripped pants better
ah my fav band
What
supposedly they made this in like 10 minutes
kinky
I do
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Gary's Song · Spongebob Squarepants
SpongeBob's Greatest Hits
℗ 2005 Viacom International Inc.
Released on: 2009-07-14
Composer, Lyricist: Mark Stewart
Producer: Emily Wittmann
Auto-generated by YouTube.
also this is unbeatable peak
That's why I play xeno
ngl
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ok pervert
GOLLY
pro tip
I will rip you In half little man
always check your inventory
ive found so many direct upgrades to weapons im using
just for no fucking reason
in my bottomless pockets
you can try
ok i am gonna make morning spaghetti
anyone want anything?
and no i will not use corpse starch
yea im kinda feeling that rn
im so bad at vt
a decent random I met a while ago keeps inviting me to play
and I kindaa
just wanna solo
(im part of the problem now)
I would be down to have the everyone sucks party in the bullshit roguelite mode
but also im probably about to just go get back into ultrakill and practice cybergrinding
(then im gonna remember im waiting for layer 8/9 and hate my life)
guess I could finally do them brutal P ranks thoooooo
vt2 is only good for the chaos wastes tbh
do it
it’s so painful
i’ve p ranked it all except p2
one of my worst ideas ever, meow
i only managed to actually kill sisyphus once on brutal
I didnt play Ultrakill for 3-4 months
act 2 drops with P-2
I go into P-2 after not playing for 3-4 months
lmfao
literally
for some reason
third room
all I could do was just laugh
at what hakita was throwing at me
lmfao
i was flabberghasted
when i was trying to p rank p2
i would always fail at either the third room or sisyphus
and then i got lucky enough and got it
p ranked it
after not playing for 3-4 months and doing that p-2 bullshit I beat sisyphus after like 20 times
on violent?
(I got him to a quarter and he 1 shotted me in one of those tries)
lmfao
I dont think ive touched p-sanctums on violent yet
I wanted to p rank all of violent
first
yea so
so you did everything on standard?
ah
P-rank all violent
do p-sanctums violent
(I make sure to do orbs/challenges first)
I p-ranked on violent first
yah ur in for a treat then when u try brutal
Haven’t even dreamed about doing sanctums
even me, who consistently only played violent difficulty
and i’m definitely very good at ultrakill
I’ve beat both but did so abysmally
struggled so fucking hard on brutal
everytime I dont play ultrakill for indefinite amount of time
I play through the entire game again on standard
then do it on violent
well
mostly violent now
and cyber grind violent
I did the standard -> into violent when new acts drop
someone is playing ultrakill?
heresy
ive attracted another degenerate by announcing im playing ultrakill
now that i know there’s a harder difficulty
oh no
i just need to play brutal
ultrakill must die is gonna be like
like i just don’t get the same satisfaction from violent anymore
it’s going to be so fucking hard
and i can’t wait to dump 800 hours into ultrakill p ranking it all
(gets 1 shotted by a maurice)
me with 77 hours and still not
they’re easier to one shot
eh don’t worry about chargebacking
the only enemy i’d argue it’s a viable strategy against is sentries on brutal
real
I had it decently for a while
u can do it with a sharpshooter revolver
against maurice anyway
I have a better maurice strat with sharpshooter
I just shoot the red orbs they shoot out the second they fire it
(it 1 shots them on brutal)
the richochet revo blowing up the orb
also 1 shotting cerberus on brutal
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😤
yah
1 shotting cerberus is funny
with what
oh
insta kill on brutal
yeah
you don’t have to whip it back
u can do it point blank
and then just punch it again
that doesn’t insta kill
especially a game that lets you do whatever regard ass combinations your schizo brain can think of
let me do me
did you punch the coin into that lesser enemy charging and it nuked his proj
oh I cant watch that 2nd one
layer 7 spoilers
i shot the sentry to stop it from shooting
xd
i still dont have a character at max lvl 
shot sentry, turned around to face the maurice, threw coin, and the maurice beam hit the coin behind me and killed the sentry
I was
looking for the maurice beam
i just saw him shooting red
unless that was the enemy on the floor
(I even heard the maurice beam charge sound too)
oh ok I get it yeah I saw the charge back
wdym
yah
my best chargeback i think
I was focused on the fistful of dollar into that projectile exploding
i really wanna use the bret longsword for the timed blocks but every enemy attack telegraph is so weird
on that bum ass enemy on the floor
oh that was unrelated
(I forgot fistful of dollar can parry/explode projectiles)
at least on startup
I like shooting them with a richochet tho
it exploded cuz it interrupted the attack from the schism
yah
i should start ultrakilling again
yes i see that NOW
i have 400
get on my level noob
i need you noobs in here to add me on steam
thats what I need
I only have yam/cole
hang on
892583253
Here's 1 hour loop of "The Fire Is Gone" with main menu background/level transition pit and whooshing sound.
ULTRAKILL game and this soundtrack is made by Arsi "Hakita" Patala. I don't own anything.
#ultrakill #newblood #1hourloop
my friend code
ultrakill OST as a whole
is just absolute peak
there is not a single song i could say is bad
cant think of an ultrakill song thats even mid
I can say cyber grind but I just think its overused
i can see the argument for like
its a good song
bro what
cerberus does its job
isnt hakita a big music buff
Provided to YouTube by TuneCore
Cerberus · Heaven Pierce Her
Ultrakill: Infinite Hyperdeath (Original Game Soundtrack)
℗ 2020 Heaven Pierce Her
Released on: 2020-09-11
Auto-generated by YouTube.
how
this is sex
even though i don’t like those songs
no
is it layer 7
the song in the beginning of 6-1
it’s the drone song
i don’t like drone music
like i was saying
even though i would never listen to the song alone
i just wanna level up man
part way into my 2nd mission the game crashes
they do their job as an OST amazingly
i legit have no temp hp feats
also ur noob that song is god tier
they fit the setting and the level
because it leads up to this
low effort video, as usual
Have any of you guys that reached that scenario for the first time in Cry for the Weeper and when that part in the Leitmotif kicks in and then you just stand there staring at this vastness of red or is it just me?
#ultrakill
(dropping from the spooky area into literal red hell)
peak
altars of apostasy has unironically gotten me through depression
not even a bit
it’s a song that’s just pure
idek
peak.
Author:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1429977750635433986
Music:
Heaven Pierce Her - Guts
Heaven Pierce Her - Glory
(my favorite ultrakill meme video)
also unironically one of the best songs
in the whole ost
peakalicious
layer 3 was just sex
if i had to pick my favorites
ok cool and the game didnt fully close and i had no way to fully close it besides closing steam which ALSO didnt want to fully close so i had to terminate it so i can reopen steam so i could reopen vt2
sands of tide, altars of apostasy, death of gods will, tenebre rosso sangue, and order
are i think my absolute favorites
fatshark why the fuck do you hate me specifically
pawesome
you're missing one meow
😈
More from the OST:
https://heavenpierceher.bandcamp.com
ULTRAKILL is a game by Arsi "Hakita" Patala, published by New Blood Interactive, and with a soundtrack by Arsi "Hakita" Patala (a.k.a. Heaven Pierce Her) and meganeko. All credit goes to them.
that was included in altars of apostasy
CASTLE VEIN 2 DROPPED
best day ever
(except the double HMs)
but if you know how to 1 shot them
its ok
they were so easy wdym
railcoin?
I speak only in the sense of P-ranking
your ultrakill minmax autism is showing
you're talking to me like im a darktide shitter
lmfao
💢
I use railcoin
ah
if you magnet them in the red bit on their chest
and shoot saws
the saws orbit into their tails
I havent tried the new variants out yet
matter of fact
good time to violent cyber grind
been months
go try them out
then the second one i just railcoin into shotgun swap knuckleblaster to death
yay !
i’ll accept it whenever i get on my pc next
oh yea
shotgun swapping is very effective
but I like the overcharge explosion to start it
(not sure how much damage it would do on brutal though)
it’s still 50
(THIS VIDEO CAN GET LOUD.)
Sorry if you're bothered about the lack of smoothness in the movement; it was hard trying to move forward with one thumb on a controller and my sensitivity on 3 (While still running out of mouse space.)
I was surprised at the lack of videos that showed this song, so I decided to give it a shot myself, and I think I ...
u can dodge the damage though
if u time a back dodge right
spinal staircase theme
spookly
and it just seems like it’s not worth the risk 90% of the time
it is super easy i promise you
once you get a feeling for it once you wont let it go
when i can just use any of my other weapons to deal more damage more consistently
just practice it
(never probably)
and is an AOE
if you tell me rail cannon 1 shots virtues also im bombing your house
(cause I know)
i was gonna type kid named railcannon but i deleted it
i already know the ways of ultrakill autism/minmax/and swag
I just dont have 400 hours
go p rank minos on brutal
reghard....
then we can talk
then why are you talking now
eventually i’ll p rank sisyphus on brutal
i’ll kick ur ass on skibidi toilet survival lil bro
lmfao
Hello there my skibidi rizzlers
hello my little swagling
This video was inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDNUjvCMOQM, check it out
Timestamps:
0:00: Intro
0:16 Requiem
1:17: Glory
1:58: Castle Vein
2:29: Sands of Tide
3:11: Interlude
3:37: Possible Leitmotif in TWLR
4:36: Possible Leitmotif in HtSSCotD
4:58: Possible Leitmotif in Unnamed Violence Song
5:33: Outro
Music used -
All tracks n...
wait
no
you cant be serious
ALL MY CUSTOM CYBERGRIND MUSIC IS GONE I HAVE TO RE PUT THEM IN
im going to fucking
explode
welp time to put cyber grind on hold
Can You Feel It?
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I must hear this while in cyber grind
not even a joke
just be aware on legend and cataclysm friendly fire do a lot of damage
im an expert realism player
tho i think they removed FF from grenades
after 5+ years they removed FF from grenades
(though its probably the best to play it with actual content now)
previously you could take out your entire team with a single nade
the kid named l4d2 molotov

tho theres 2 types of nades
your usual bomb
and fire nade
fire one never had friendly fire
its annoying
to have to re put get all the mp3s and re put them back into cyber grind
but at least I get to listen to my favorite songs again
the most funny part about bomb, is that in roguelike mode theres a potion that allows you to throw infinite bombs within like 10 seconds
and with removal of FF
that potion is insane
basically you are throwing out kraks but with bigger aoe
with FF you must be really careful previously
you could just kill everyone
and yourself
right now i guess its not
Is mark 4 the best tactical axe?
It is for me, but mk2 is also viable
mk7 can miss a lot at high attack speed
its still kinda shit
which blessings do you use
Headtaker + Brutal Momentum
god FUCK these vt dodge and push timings for specialists
im like looking for a telegraph and theres nothing and im just grabbed or pounced
its like when a dog is point blank in front of you and starts to pounce but then teleports on top of you, but worse
but id rather have people talk about being actual humans than seeing discord homunculi
Genuinely considering fracturing a bone or two so I don't have to work tomorrow
Devil May Cry 3 soundtrack
"Devils never cry"
All rights reserved to Capcom
Gamer maneuver
Jist had some one type out a joke mid war thunder match
My exact reaction
No i had a 500kg bomb dropped on my forhead
unfort
You will not see the pearly white gates
I have the other variant of that
where trunks is just fucking giga blasting them with a ki blast
die bitch
peak
What are the dump stats for the heavy eviscerator? Specifically the Mk 15
mobility
I was hoping for that answer
you want it at 51+ though
yeah that works
not all weapons lose a dodge at 50
idk if the mk15 does
Hadron is undoubtedly snickering in the corner
post the consecrated one
i must know
First I need to farm Blessings
well
just upgrade it
you can farm blessings for it later
have u seen a real god roll mk15
(I have one but the blessings/perks suck cok)
its literally the craziest stat distributed mk15 i got
i guess bloodletter to rampage/shred/bloodthirsty, crit damage to flak/carapace

you could keep bloodletter and swap momentum too though
bloodletter is okay for horde clear
I admire people trying to save your brick
my personal favorite mk15 build (and the only fun one tbh) is a crusher chain one shot build
you literally are so bad
why are u so mad bro
chill out
not that big of a deal
mk15 with bloodthirsty got out damaged by mk6 executor
calm down
wasn’t i dead for like half of that match
god im so good at this game
didn’t i get thrown off a cliff
bots op
kid named bardin
sigmars strongest veteran warrior
its over guys
the tism got me again
was getting DMC music for ultrakill cyber grind
It's the fact that farming is so painful and comes entirely down to RNG that makes me hate this game at times
it’ll be fixed next month
(this month)
it’s my bday present
Wait, it's that soon?
the rework
yeah
26th
Well fuck, If I had known I would have just waited
haha imagine waiting for crafting update
It will end after September 26
(I burnt 4K plasteel today)
luckily
i think i used 80k plasteel and 12m Ordos dockets
holy shit crucis
when i rolled MK15
12m Ordos*
Not brettsword
R.I.P college funds
the executioners greatsword is the same move set as the mk15
evis
my bretsword is lvl 5
Don’t care
they "borrowed" a lot of stuff from vt2


