zealot-class

[hushed knoll]

[sullen forge]

0 fucking clue who that is

[ornate bone]

roblox person

[sullen forge]

But nonetheless still laughed at it like an idiot

[ornate bone]

from the hit game raw blocks

[sullen forge]

Raw bloks

[forest nymph]

ay would u guys rate my zealot weapons?

[rocky nacelle]

its just a roblox guy I found looking for that gif

makes it funnier

[ornate bone]

if its a knife its a 0/10

[rocky nacelle]

very random

[forest nymph]

have more faith in me

[fleet zealot]

why did you put sweep on mk15

[ornate bone]

so they could get the blessing off of it to put on another weapon, duh

[fleet zealot]

🤔

[spare talon]

savage sweep on a mk15
thunderous on an ironhelm

[north sedge]

thunderous to slaughter/headtaker

[fleet zealot]

i don't think the system works like that

yuo have to sacrifice weapons to get the blessing

if you swap off a blessing you don't have, you lose it

[forest nymph]

they seemed to pair well, (sweep and swing)

[north sedge]

sweep to shred

[fleet zealot]

or Bloodthirsty

[sullen forge]

You want crits more on Zealot

[north sedge]

the mk15 has a hard cap of 4 targets dmged per swing

[spare talon]

im in a game
can someone explain the mk15 cleave

[north sedge]

sweep won't change that

sweep works in mk2 as its heavies are not capped

[spare talon]

also hits like 10 targets anyway

[forest nymph]

i was unaware of that

[still quartz]

MK15 Cleave damages only 4 targets in one swing no matter what, whatever else it hits just gets staggered

[forest nymph]

mostly i used it to stop my swings getting caught mid crowd

[still quartz]

More Cleave does not do anything except increase amount of targets it can stagger in one swing

Rampage should already fix that problem

Shred with a Crit should also fix that problem quite easily

[fleet zealot]

rampage tooltip lies it gives power not damage

[forest nymph]

i think i got t3 momentum

[still quartz]

Power governs Cleave + Damage iirc

[fleet zealot]

momentum is wholly unneeded on zealot

[still quartz]

Basically better than just straight Damage? Idunno I ain't no math guy

[fleet zealot]

we have too much toughness gen as is

[spare talon]

killing myself

[still quartz]

See you in hell, Cole

[ornate bone]

knife user issue

[paper harness]

Momentum is based

[ornate bone]

on what?

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-HUZLiTcU

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/anything-you-like-mike-mclusky-jeremy-renner-mayor-of-kingstown-whatever-you-want-gif-24475899

[forest nymph]

slaughterer sounds trash on a hammer tf?

idk why that was a relpy

[spare talon]

i literally dodged and got teleported back to my original spot then tactically surrounded in 1 second

[forest nymph]

ignore that whoever you are

[ornate bone]

should've played ranged zealot

take revolver and never use melee

[fleet zealot]

how

[ornate bone]

true meta

[fleet zealot]

slaught is free power on kill

if you worry about the single target damage go headtaker instead

[rocky nacelle]

if you want your eviscerator to not get stuck in a crowd i'll tell you the forbidden blessing

you need

[frosty herald]

Tomorrow...

[forest nymph]

sounds diffucult to proc fully on demand in the case of a monstocity

[ornate bone]

to use heavy sword mk9

[fleet zealot]

then go headtaker instead

[north sedge]

if there's a crowd it's up

[fleet zealot]

but you have ironhelm

you can fully stack slaught in one swing xd

[rocky nacelle]

thats not perfect strike piety mk15............

[fleet zealot]

thrust is your main monstrosity damage anyways

[ornate bone]

correct, it is a better solution for a better world

[lusty oar]

that’s why i use perfect strike hsword

best of both worlds

[spare talon]

thammer doesnt need anything else for bosses when you have thrust

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-angry-furious-choking-choke-gif-9806984

[ornate bone]

objectively correct build

[forest nymph]

in that case ill keep momentum for brain rot on my martyr build

[north sedge]

slaughterer/headtaker on hammer are nice to haves on boss, not neccessary, but cool if they're up.

[rocky nacelle]

(also unironically its kind of tight to get 5 stacks of slaughterer then immediately go into a special H3 chastise with Ironhelm)

like

[ornate bone]

I would use perfect strike hsword but I'm stuck with deathblow because stupid hadron

[rocky nacelle]

if you want full thrust stacks on a H3 from Ironhelm

[north sedge]

slaughterer/headtaker on hammer make your horde clear bearable

[rocky nacelle]

you almost give up slaughterer's duration for it

(if you wanted to use both to hit a boss)

[spare talon]

slaught/ht gives better killing power against everything else, which it desperately needs

[forest nymph]

yeah, and thrust is so much esier to proc

[rocky nacelle]

because all you do is hold M1?

not really procing anything

[spare talon]

and they can stack

[forest nymph]

ok now THAT makes sense

[rocky nacelle]

yea that too

[modern lintel]

Tf is bro playing

[spare talon]

yeah idk why theyd be mutually exclusive

[hushed knoll]

Oh hey Cole

Oh wow there's two Coles?

[ornate bone]

Grocery Store Simulator: Prologue, obviously

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/398590278404931588/1084656593540485121/CF7DB695-9DF9-4A11-BC3D-05782BED5D2B-1.gif

[fleet zealot]

you know what with how stan is

i actually believe he didn't notice 2 coles before

[forest nymph]

i dont have slaughterer, gotta farm

[paper harness]

I’m at 6.3m, should I go for gold and hit 10 today

[lusty oar]

wow you’re tall

[ornate bone]

tf you mean hit 10m tall???? how????

[paper harness]

Yeah, it’s shit the house only has one floor

[lusty oar]

sorry about your back pain

[forest nymph]

i now have t4 thrust

[modern lintel]

Mitosis

[rocky nacelle]

only t4 thrust?

keep rolling

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-gif-12007401521632546156

[north sedge]

stan misses alot

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267546944922980532/1279180151451680902/v0f044gc0000cqkd34vog65spshqm5gg.mov?ex=66da185a&is=66d8c6da&hm=fcb61b105fc1dd0d307b0908b78a21ffba55a32ba1c779d5549d06b1303abb4b&

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/casino-oldpeople-oldpeopleonslots-slots-vegas-gif-27586086

[forest nymph]

need more plasteel, the other 3 hammers gave me shit i had

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

[spare talon]

thanks brunt lmao

[hard nexus]

i haven’t gotten any good rolls in brunt lately

except for a shovel that got bricked

[zealous basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/579428576453984257/1280578822588203118/fastcar.gif

[hard nexus]

and i don’t even like vet

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274437110933229588/caption-17.gif

[zealous basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/398590278404931588/1084656593540485121/CF7DB695-9DF9-4A11-BC3D-05782BED5D2B-1.gif

[copper hawk]

noooob

[frosty herald]

How was the shower stinky

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-gif-11018341

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iC9nv0Zxd301wx9j2/d1337DMrOO8i?invite=cr-MSxBTzgsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[slender sigil]

can this be salvaged?

[rocky nacelle]

no

itemization

also the more I see ironhelm

[opaque island]

oof

[rocky nacelle]

the more im realizing it has a dclaw problem

(when it comes to god rolling it)

shit is annoying to god roll

[north sedge]

hammer is the hardest thing to roll, stupid amount of blessings

[fleet zealot]

bath day

[slender sigil]

what blessings do you generally want on iron hammer?

im sure thrust is one

[coarse birch]

thrust and slaught/headtaker

with flak and unyielding

unyielding being the more important one

elites can work too

over flak

[slender sigil]

thanks!

do you have any build recommendation to go along with it?

[visual stream]

I personally run both elite and flak but most people run unyielding

[visual stream]

You want FotF with Thy Wrath be Swift, Inexorable Judgement as the keystone with backstab cooldown

I would path through the left side of the tree at the top and middle as well

[smoky pewter]

Zealot chat, why aren't random players up to MY arbitrary standard?

[slender sigil]

thank you! how do you position your attacks so that you get the backstab kills?

[drifting wolf]

i stand behind them facing their back

[slender sigil]

i mean, how do you get there

[obsidian prairie]

It would be so easy to do the exact same number of backstabs on Vet

[drifting wolf]

i position myself so that i'm behind them

[north sedge]

Just dodge behind

[slender sigil]

like let them engage other players then go

[copper hawk]

easiest is with like

scab shooters

[misty nova]

It's basically a 180° degree radius

[copper hawk]

dodge their attack since they're so fucking slow

and u'll be behind them

[smoky pewter]

If you have a thing that makes getting behind the enemy, facing their back...

Use it. 🙂

If you have 37 crushers on you

pop shroud field

you aggro dump and they all go for your friends

back is exposed

you kill the one

and die to the other 36.

🙂

[misty nova]

Worth

[slender sigil]

ive been playing correctly

[grizzled aspen]

37 crushers vs my knife. I think I like those odds.

[opaque island]

knife wins everytime

[grizzled aspen]

Anywho, the backstab penance is just a pain in the ass.

There's no real way to "guarantee" a backstab short of shroudfield and doing a PA on something's back.

Because, yknow, fatshark hitreg sucks.

I literally got progress on it once by PA'ing a scab gunner in the face while he was shooting me.

Let that sink in.

[smoky pewter]

That's just

TF2 facestab tech

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, I'm literally the Spy.

[smoky pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1280663125141749781/WOOOOOOOOOOO.gif

[slender sigil]

why is dmg vs boss so relevant for the iron hammer?

[opaque island]

which class do you think has the worst drip out of the four

[grizzled aspen]

You mean for thunder hammers?

[copper hawk]

my gif..

[slender sigil]

yes

[copper hawk]

u stolez it..

[grizzled aspen]

Because that's what they're made for.

[smoky pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/die-unknowing-fumo-reimu-touhou-gif-11576511989726413486

[modern lintel]

Psyker

[grizzled aspen]

"I hit one thing really, really hard."

[smoky pewter]

You may have that one

[opaque island]

caught you perfectly you little shit

[grizzled aspen]

Get robbed, snoodler.

[slender sigil]

noo im considering the ironhelm version

[grizzled aspen]

...ok..?

Still not sure what you're asking, then.

[smoky pewter]

Ironhelm is weakness. Crucis is for true MLG one-tap gangsters.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/greek-god-for-honor-hop-on-for-honor-gif-25931384

[grizzled aspen]

I will later.

I am at Walmart.

(Kill me)

[smoky pewter]

This is why we Instacart

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway I'm still not understanding what you're asking about regarding the ironhelm.

[opaque island]

I wish i could remove the ugly ass neck protector for this headgear so i could just be blindfolded

[spare talon]

i will beat instacart people to death bare handed

[grizzled aspen]

[slender sigil]

i mean ironhelm is more cleave oriented right, i usually just shoot the boss if FotF is on CD with purge the unclean

[smoky pewter]

Try me. I have my nutrients maximized due to timely grocery delivery.

[spare talon]

not the people who use it

the people doing the shopping part

[smoky pewter]

Oh.

Go ahead.

[opaque island]

why?

[spare talon]

90% of them are so insufferable

i work in retail in a pet store, so the store isnt that big

that means that we dont have that many people working in it at a time (less than we should all things considered)

[smoky pewter]

Sounds like Heresy. Time to bring a Crucis to the pet store.

[spare talon]

so i will be the only employee visible within the store a large portion of the time

so i will be doing literally everything that could possibly need to be done within the actual sales floor

and an instacart person will walk up to me and show me their phone and ask me to show them where every single item in the order is

no fuck you

[sick dove]

slow and steady

[spare talon]

im not doing your job for you, youre getting paid for this

[opaque island]

lol help me get paid by doing the thing they are Paying me to do for them

exactly my thought process

[sick dove]

hammer backstab is fun

when it connects

[north sedge]

why would you shoot a boss if you have a hammer

[spare talon]

doordash is similar
our same day delivery reroute through doordash so we have dashers come in to pick up things to deliver

[slender sigil]

it hits back

[north sedge]

You hit harder

[spare talon]

i will be working a line of like 10 individual customers and some guy who barely speaks english will walk up to me, directly next to the person im ringing up at the register, shove their phone in my face and say "DORDAS" and just continue to do so until i have a moment to leave the register and walk across the store to where the delivery/pickup shit is

[opaque island]

its even worse when they just shove their phone in your face and dont say anything

I work restaraunt so I have a taste of it

[opaque island]

yours sounds alot worse tbh

[slender sigil]

I get command grabbed

[spare talon]

specifically the other day some lady came in to pick up a door dash order and it was a 30 pound bag of dog food so i put it in a cart and passed the cart off to her and walked back to continue working the register
and 5 seconds later i hear her go "ugh, well SOMEONE'S gonna need to put it in my car!"

[north sedge]

Dodge, the hammer's niche is boss killing, and none of the bosses are particularly difficult

[copper hawk]

this would drive me crazy

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-jane-doe-zzz-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-jane-zzz-gif-11218975812121134529

[spare talon]

i am a very asocial person when it comes down to it
and ive absolutely no idea how i havent completely cracked already
i must be just disconnecting from reality when i walk in

[grizzled aspen]

I'm in the same boat.

[spare talon]

the day that i am not dissociating while on the clock is the day i crumble

[grizzled aspen]

I walk in, throw on my customer service personality, and by the time I get back home I'm absolutely seething with rage.

[grizzled aspen]

You'd be doing a lot more damage just continuously spamming special heavies on the boss, tbh.

Unless it's like a burgle and you're using an autogun with dumdum.

[slender sigil]

wait can autoguns roll dumdum

[hard nexus]

yeah

IAGs can

[grizzled aspen]

I use an agri iag with dumdum and fire frenzy.

[slender sigil]

is Agripinaa MK 8 an IAGs?

[grizzled aspen]

Slaps like a mf on a martyr build.

[hard nexus]

does it say infantry auto gun

[grizzled aspen]

It has to be an "infantry autogun" (iag is shorthand).

[slender sigil]

no, braced

[hushed knoll]

Hello ice cream sundae frog

[hard nexus]

braced agripinna is also really good

not for boss damage

but as a general use weapon

[misty mason]

I love agri iag

[rocky nacelle]

You not gojo buddy

[misty mason]

Probs less viable since the chastise nerf

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

[copper hawk]

goonjo

[misty mason]

But I haven't been playing zealot since then

Stupid FS ruining chastise

[copper hawk]

uh

[opaque island]

not the look im going for, but now i cant unsee it

[spare talon]

i think the only time something actually got to me was when my original store was closing so there was a flat sale on everything, which caused a lot of issues with the registers systems
this lady came in saying she wanted to return something, and it was past its date to do so, but it was also purchased at full price when the tag was clearance, which i was able to do a workaround to properly fix that, but i couldnt do a full return, which something went wrong with that, which i didnt catch
she came back up to me later and was furious about the fact that she didnt get the full amount back she should have, and so i had to figure out exactly what went wrong on the register so i could fix it, since the system is really stupid and strict on what i can actually do
somehow she didnt not comprehend me telling her that multiple times, cuz all she was doing was yelling at me that she didnt get the full amount back and stopping me from what i was doing to write out basic math to show she didnt get the full amount back, as if i was too stupid to understand that
this went on for 30 minutes until i finally found out what went wrong and was able to fix it, mostly taking that long because she kept interrupting and yelling at me constantly
the manager at the time told me she had no idea how the fuck i was able to stay composed that entire time, cuz she knew she wouldnt have
tho i did ask her to cover the front for a bit then i walked back to recieving and lied down on a uboat for a few minutes lmao

[opaque island]

i replied to the wrong message

[spare talon]

woe
wall of text be upon ye

[hard nexus]

holy yap

reading now

[copper hawk]

not yap

pawesome

keep talking cole..

[hard nexus]

customer service fucking sucks

[rocky nacelle]

we not playing dt no more I don’t play with gooners……

[hard nexus]

yap is not inherently bad

yap is yap

neither good nor bad

[misty mason]

You laid down on a U-boat?

[hard nexus]

the content of the yap is what determines its value

[grizzled aspen]

U boats are carts with tall sides.

They're shaped like a U.

Hence the name.

[misty mason]

We're you working in the Weimar Republic?

[hard nexus]

yeah he works for nazi germany

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[misty mason]

I'd believe it

[hard nexus]

meeee!!!

[copper hawk]

i thought yap was a negative term

[grizzled aspen]

My worst experience was, I was working some items onto a shelf close to the floor, and this nasty planet shaped old lady said "there's nothing I love more than a man on his knees" to me.

[hard nexus]

i only ever see yap as a term for talking a lot, but talking a lot isn’t inherently bad

[grizzled aspen]

I threw up in my mouth and had to leave the aisle.

[grizzled aspen]

You're a negative term.

[hard nexus]

“planet shaped”

lmfao

[copper hawk]

ive only ever seen it used negatively

[hard nexus]

well

i don’t use it negatively

[copper hawk]

like someone who's speaking much but sayin little

[spare talon]

oh there was also another one where this lady was yelling at me cuz i couldnt give back the used reward she had used on things she was returning, which is just how the system work
i was telling her that if she bought something else, i could manually override stuff and transfer the value of it onto the new stuff
but she didnt want anything else, she wanted only her reward back so she continued to yell at me about how i was insulting her patronage (she was returning 1.86 worth of cans)

[copper hawk]

if u catch my Midrift

[hard nexus]

that was the original term yeah

[copper hawk]

if u catch my Cold

if u catch my Canary

[grizzled aspen]

Listen, when I say this lady had her own orbit. I'm not kidding. She was egregiously fat and I genuinely don't know how she could walk without her knees snapping like twigs.

[copper hawk]

erm yappin up a storm over here..

[grizzled aspen]

Ok freak.

[rocky nacelle]

That’s just u

[median steeple]

orbit

[grizzled aspen]

Freaky lil snoodler.

[copper hawk]

u got a degree in yapology

from the university of Yappistan

u lil goonmeister

[grizzled aspen]

You have a degree in freakology.

Lil freak.

[hard nexus]

LMFAOOOO

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/heya-goon-squad-hi-hello-gamers-gif-16537250240134436018

supre freak

[copper hawk]

i only had issues with my managers

[grizzled aspen]

What can I say, I am an expert at insulting fat people.

[copper hawk]

i never had bad customers

when i was a teen working retail while in college

[misty mason]

I remember one time someone took the barcode sticker off a cheap cut of meat and put it over like a 40 dollar leg of lamb

[opaque island]

UGH FINE! I guess ill be your lil' freak, c'mere~

[copper hawk]

it was funny cuz college was like a break from the shitty work day

That Josh Guy — Today at 17:00
UGH FINE! I guess ill be your lil' freak, c'mere~

[grizzled aspen]

Nah I want cica to be my freak.

[copper hawk]

memorialized

[misty mason]

When I scanned it and totalled it I was just like huh, there's no way everything is that cheap in total

[hard nexus]

yelling at this random minimum wage worker will bring my husband back!

[hard nexus]

what the fuck

[copper hawk]

i hated retail managers

[opaque island]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7awd-y_DTQY

[coarse birch]

sometimes i saw people in my old line of work which was food service and sometimes people at least 400 pounds would order 24 wings and 2 sodas and i had to stop myself from saying something

[copper hawk]

no u cant save it josh

it's over 4 u

[grizzled aspen]

You wouldn't understand...

[coarse birch]

like they must be aware

[hard nexus]

my personal favorite is meat planet from @copper hawk

[coarse birch]

at that point

[copper hawk]

ur gonna make my eating disorder worse

[spare talon]

the only manager ive had that i hate is my current general manager

[misty mason]

Josh guy boykisser confirmed

[opaque island]

umm no

[spare talon]

everyone else was just another employee who also had a pair of keys

in the end

[misty mason]

Double confirmed

[grizzled aspen]

Oh I used to work in fast food and I would be absolutely horrible to customers where they couldn't hear me, as I was a cook.

[copper hawk]

idk if this is fatphobia or whatever

[modern lintel]

Kill them

[grizzled aspen]

You could always tell what kind of customer was ordering.

[misty mason]

Fuck man I remember when I got given a set of keys and responsibility for cashing up and recording the days take and didn't even get a raise

[coarse birch]

people who walked in at 11:59 when we closed at 12 i nearly threw hands with

[copper hawk]

but i have a very big issue with people who can't take care of themselves presuming that they know better for my health, or even that they can give me orders

[coarse birch]

like brother

[hard nexus]

huh

[copper hawk]

but it's inconsistent

[hard nexus]

real!

[copper hawk]

there's teh sgms and csms who like

are old and overweight, but they've seen some shit

[grizzled aspen]

Hes gonna drink more soylent...

[copper hawk]

they've got an excuse

[copper hawk]

i thought u were teasin me by callin me a meat planet

i cant keep track of all the dumb shit i say

im probs on a watchlist

[grizzled aspen]

You are a meat planet.

[modern lintel]

Thug shaker general chat

[copper hawk]

not a lot of meat on htese bones

[grizzled aspen]

Freaky lil meat planet.

[drifting wolf]

you are made of meat and a planet for microbes

[hard nexus]

no, when you described that one picture of the discord mod and the girl in the sunset

[copper hawk]

oh god

[hard nexus]

you called the discord mod a meat planet

[copper hawk]

the landlordlove image

[hard nexus]

YEAH

LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

I'm over here giggling like a complete idiot at that term.

[hard nexus]

i wouldn’t ever tease someone for their physical appearance

[grizzled aspen]

Liar!

We tease everybody for their physical appearance.

[hard nexus]

no i tease people for their incorrect opinions and their lackluster intelligence

[grizzled aspen]

Just a fact of life.

[grizzled aspen]

Isn't that you though?

[hard nexus]

meat planet?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah. Funny.

[copper hawk]

cant find the image anymore

[copper hawk]

YES

THAT'S IT

[hard nexus]

yeah

[copper hawk]

THAT'S THE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

Fuckin ham shaped guy, holy shit.

[copper hawk]

behold

the meat planet

round meal

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

ROUND MEAL

INFORGOT AVOUT THAT

[misty mason]

Gets them to eat them?

[grizzled aspen]

He literally has the fucking profile of a tomahawk steak.

[spare talon]

i think the most furious ive been with them is when i had a rush of people for 2 hours straight during the time i was generally supposed to have my lunch break
i needed to literally be 4 places at once due to how many people there were and what they needed and i was paging for someone else in all of these areas but no one ever came for the entire 2 hours, some people waiting long enough that they just said "ill come back later" (there is one guy who still comes in and asks if im the only one here again)
once the rush ends and ive basically missed my window to have a meal and im exhausted, the manager walks up to the front of the store, tells me that ive been lacking on recovery/front and facing cuz it looks bad right now, then walks outside for a smoke break

[hard nexus]

nom nom nom

[drifting wolf]

scab trapper and brawler ogryn

[hard nexus]

holy yap part 2

[spare talon]

i love the one where its the spinning ball that says CHILD PO cuz its the perfect gif to respond to questionable material with

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-type-gif-24052524

[grizzled aspen]

Today, one of my coworkers ignored every single page I did for him, and I straight up walked off from my register to go find him.

[copper hawk]

would'vel ost my mind

i've been pissy to other NCOs over this before

[grizzled aspen]

Found his stupid ass in a random aisle trying to figure out what to eat for lunch (2 hours away).

[copper hawk]

not my sl, but another sl

not eating midrats or breakfast to cover down and not being given my break

[opaque island]

ChatGPT is cool and all, but when will we get ChatCBT

[modern lintel]

Yea id not be a happy sailor if i missed break because of this i have a love hate relationship w working on skeleton crews for that reason

[copper hawk]

since that's what u do for the lil minions

[grizzled aspen]

Freaky!

[copper hawk]

i get chewed out by this sl for telling the other bnco that i need a break

[opaque island]

how is that freaky, i want CHat Cognitive behavioural therapy?

I dont understand

[copper hawk]

i go upstairs to get coffee and am met w fuckin sarcasm

god it's just hte fucking worst

fat slug sitting behind his desk all fucking day

[hard nexus]

i had this happen back when i worked a festival as a barback, to begin i was working a bar with 3 people to 4 bartenders, my supervisor moved me over to a VIP bar where i was supplying 8 bartenders by myself, to relieve the two other bartenders that were on break, then moved me to the most busy section of the festival with like 30 bartenders and 10 barbacks

[copper hawk]

no CAB thinkin he's the hot shit

[hard nexus]

was actually fucking terrible

[grizzled aspen]

Yap.

[hard nexus]

fuck you

[copper hawk]

erm what r u doin up here go downstairs erm ur abandonin ur post teehee what's ur 1st GO

[hard nexus]

explode

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-smiling-friends-season-2-s2-season-2-nugget-gif-6266710049177939289

[drifting wolf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998592827426619514/1050433643140616192/caption-6.gif

[copper hawk]

i just want coffee

[spare talon]

50% of store hours this place has only 2 people working

[copper hawk]

I JSUT WANT COFFEE !!!

[grizzled aspen]

[copper hawk]

U SIT UP HERE WATCHING HOUSE OF DRAGONS

WHILE I SIT IN THE ROTUNDA IN THE DARK

[misty mason]

Is the crit las build actually good, or is it redditbrain

[copper hawk]

THIS IS THE ONLY BREAK I GET IN AN 8 HOUR NIGHT !!!!!

[hard nexus]

crit las on recon, yeah kind of, not really on infantry las though

[copper hawk]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

las pistol’s are good too for it

[spare talon]

not the best thing but not bad
im sure that any good player will still slay out with it

[copper hawk]

yah

infernus on the las pistol melts bosses

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-horner-this-video-is-unavailable-in-your-country-unavailable-jack-horner-ball-sme-gif-1246557389495851700

[spare talon]

plus ive heard its really really fun which is a big factor

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-horner-this-video-is-unavailable-in-your-country-unavailable-jack-horner-ball-sme-gif-1246557389495851700

[modern lintel]

Thats how it was when i worker aldis would be just 1 person and a manager opening then the same for closing and then theyd have midshifts middle of week not on bust days for some reason

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-kazuya-kazuyamishima-heihachi-heihachimishima-gif-25627217

[copper hawk]

spending the first two and a half hours of my shift unloading a 2400 piece truck

[misty mason]

I'm having too much fun with my brauto vet to switch

[copper hawk]

when i worked at a walmart as a cap2 guy as a teen

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I finally get my hands on @copper hawk

[copper hawk]

and seeing the manager waddle in and have the GALL to tell US to hurry up

idk why it makes me so angry

then it just kinda bothered me

now it makes me livid

[modern lintel]

Me and para were beating cica to death on carnival last night it didnt work

[hard nexus]

i’d win

[hard nexus]

REAL

[misty mason]

Only problem is that even though its real ammo efficient I still turn into such a fucken ammo slut

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/clubpenguin-sway-penguin-gif-7531446

[hard nexus]

fatbitchesfalling.com

[grizzled aspen]

My current boss is a 350lb bag of shit that sits in an office like the toy story 3 monkey and complains that I'm not working fast enough.

[spare talon]

oh the other day a customer talked to me in the same tone youd talk to a puppy for the entire interaction
really uncomfortable

[hard nexus]

fatbitchesfightingoverfood.com

[median steeple]

is this real

[hard nexus]

no

unfortunately

[median steeple]

damn

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/248972334327791616/1227296567904436264/image_V3-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[copper hawk]

................

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[misty mason]

Hey there lil buddy uwu

[grizzled aspen]

He literally called me on the intercom, I answered, and then hung up on him mid conversation for having the audacity to be rude to me when I'm doing the job of 3 people.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-bateman-gif-27617182

[modern lintel]

Youre telling me you arent a good boy

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pornhub-intro-download-gif-15219983

[copper hawk]

nothing like being patronized like an animal

[hard nexus]

ok now if i were you i would NOT be complaining

[grizzled aspen]

I'll patronize you like an animal.

[copper hawk]

we are never playing for honor together again .

[misty mason]

This videos name is just
"Girth"

[grizzled aspen]

Ok.

[opaque island]

and everyone says IM freaky

[grizzled aspen]

You just can't handle my freak...

I see how it is...

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/typh-mimi-gif-10904140024372540787

[spare talon]

honestly
id take this over what i was getting at my last job

[grizzled aspen]

How the fuck am I even supposed to respond to that???

[drifting wolf]

virtual violence

[lusty oar]

post a recipe for dog stew

[grizzled aspen]

Unfortunately I can only berate him.

Or make him mildly uncomfortable.

[hard nexus]

get glomped loser

[grizzled aspen]

That sounds like a very sexual term and honestly I'm not having it.

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/chobits-hideki-motosuwa-chi-chii-hug-gif-25905799

it is not sexual

[grizzled aspen]

I dont believe you.

[lusty oar]

bing image search it

safe search off btw

[grizzled aspen]

Hell no!

[opaque island]

a glomp is a term from anime that describes a hug where the person launches themselves at the hugee full force because they missed them so much

[grizzled aspen]

Thats... fucking dumb.

[misty mason]

Did they retcon the meaning

[grizzled aspen]

You people have never heard of the term "struggle snuggle" before and it shows.

[opaque island]

thats uh, a completely different thing

[hard nexus]

ik that term

it’s entirely different

[hard nexus]

no?

glomping has been this way since the brony era

[grizzled aspen]

Wait, does it not mean what I think it means?

[hard nexus]

struggle snuggle is rape

[grizzled aspen]

Now I'm afraid of looking it up...

Oh fuck.

[lusty oar]

what’s wrong with you man

[hard nexus]

glomping is what’s different

[misty mason]

Ok

[grizzled aspen]

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-locked-in-monkey-face-gif-14625756494248886007

[paper harness]

i suck cock on ogryn man

[opaque island]

did you really not know?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[grizzled aspen]

You, of all people, should NOT be lecturing me.

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

he’s got a point

[grizzled aspen]

I dont care!

[hard nexus]

no

[spare talon]

dude the hitbox makes it so hard in auric

[hard nexus]

you have a point

not backup

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, yeah, ok then.

[hard nexus]

stupid idiot smeller

[misty mason]

Simply dodge

[hard nexus]

mmm no iframes

[grizzled aspen]

Shut up! Snoodler!

[paper harness]

first civi wipe

[hard nexus]

u don’t even know what that means

[misty mason]

SM2 tomorrow

[hard nexus]

we should be able to melee trapper nets to cut them before they hit us

[grizzled aspen]

Is it not just a silly name???

[hard nexus]

it has meaning behind it

[opaque island]

I thought SM2 came out on the 9th?

[hard nexus]

its also why cica calls me bumble

[grizzled aspen]

Google says it's a weak alien, incapable of lifting heavy things.

[misty mason]

Early access starts tomorrow

[hard nexus]

early access tomorrow

[opaque island]

wack

[hard nexus]

norp

[misty mason]

Which is a Friday for me

[hard nexus]

it’s different

[paper harness]

among us

[hard nexus]

it’s a shortened version of something else

[misty mason]

Otherwise I wouldn't have bought the EA edition

[hard nexus]

that is can’t remember

[grizzled aspen]

Dummy.

Just remember, 10head.

[copper hawk]

frog u

ur a freak

it's so over

[misty mason]

How is the foldable shovel on vet compared to ogryn

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002301423935033494/1213208760068079718/mcarthurgato.gif

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

And?

[median steeple]

pretty fun

[misty mason]

Cause ogryn shubbel is unbelievably good

1 tapping crushers

[grizzled aspen]

What will you do about it?

[misty mason]

Chad shovel vs beta thrust 4 godrolled thammer

[median steeple]

It's pretty good and I think you can get pretty close to a crusher oneshot with it

[grizzled aspen]

Sapper shovel can 1shot crushers.

[misty mason]

On vet?

[grizzled aspen]

Need to do some gimmicky crap to do it, though.

[misty mason]

Ah right

If it takes gimmicks it don't count

[hard nexus]

thunder hammer still can’t though

BUFF CRUCIUS

[grizzled aspen]

I think you need max uncanny stacks, superiority complex, and bring it down.

[hard nexus]

PLEEEAAAASSEEEEE

[misty mason]

Buff crucis

[grizzled aspen]

Don't quote me on that, though.

[hard nexus]

ironhelm is fine

just needs a few smaller buffs

[grizzled aspen]

Buff both hammers.

[hard nexus]

crucius is what’s desperate for buffs though

i know it can hit it with like 5 stacks of martyrdom, +cara, and duelist

or with chastise obviously

idk about desperation

[fleet zealot]

stand up very polite

[hard nexus]

yes the anti tank hammer struggles with killing enemies that are weaker than tanks.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

GRAHH

[hard nexus]

awww

do u have a ferret

[fleet zealot]

no and depends

to meow and azreal

[copper hawk]

guh

look at the engagement farming

the only ones that have any replies

twitter has been a disaster for the human race

[fleet zealot]

ferrets are a harder pet to deal with, they are as independent as cats but need the attention of a puppy. they are exotic pets in SOME places

[copper hawk]

that's fine

all the gears games were around 6 hours

[median steeple]

Uh oh I can smell those comments

[copper hawk]

1. For an Open-World, Action/Adventure game, ~20-50 hours of campaign + side-content, is the norm; games like God of War, Spider-man, Horizon ZD, etc. A mix of Story & Gameplay with a shared focus on side-content.

2. If it's a heavy focus on RPG elements, it usually is (and can easily go) over 50hrs, for main story+side content; games like Skyrim, Fallout, Witcher, Cyberpunk, etc. Story heavy, packed with exploration and side-content.

3. If it's a linear action game, then we usually get <10 hrs of campaign; games like your Halos, CoDs and Battlefields, and some rare ones like DOOM & Wolfenstein which are ~12 hrs. These games are linear, action/set-piece heavy, and usually have a heavy focus on Multiplayer/Co-op.

Groups 1 & 2 are mostly Single-Player games, so the Campaign (Single-player) is the main and only focus. But for Group 3, the MP portion is usually the bigger focus and drawing point. So they are able to get away with shorter, more intense, and action-packed campaigns.

People who enjoy Single-player games, may play a lot of 1 & 2 games, and a few 3 games. So they may come to expect a Campaign longer than ~12 hrs. But, SM2 mostly falls under group 3. It has linear campaign missions, and also offers Co-op and PvP, so the focus and value of the game is split in between them. SM1 had a similar split focus, and its campaign was ~7-8 hrs. And this is a 13 year old game which still has a full-price of $60.

I think the Campaign length is fine enough, given everything the game has to offer. If it only had a 10-12 hour campaign, then $60-70 is too high. But we're also getting MP/Co-op, with free updates and content in the future (excluding Season Pass content). If you're only interested in the Single-player campaign, then you might want to buy it on sale.

[coarse birch]

the on release critics will be wild

[copper hawk]

taken from one of the discussions

makes sense

[fleet zealot]

you can house train them for their bathroom needs but they are explorers and escape artists who need a lot of enrichment

[grizzled aspen]

Yap king!

Not reading all that!

[fleet zealot]

unless you do not work at all and can dedicate 8 hours a day to interacting with a singular ferret, you should always get 2 or more ferrets so they can keep each other entertained

[copper hawk]

Gears of war 1: 9 hours
Gears of war 2 : 10 hours
Gears of war 3 : 9 hours
Space marine 1: 7 hours
Control : 11 hours
God of war 1 9 hours
God of war 2 12 hours
God of war 3 10 hours

[modern lintel]

The real question is do i buy a 12 packs of redbulls and go on a 48 hour bender of sm2 when it drops

[copper hawk]

twitter has been a disaster for the human race [2]

[fleet zealot]

it looks fun but it

[coarse birch]

yes

[obsidian prairie]

Control was neat until you found out the best way to fight was throw rocks and rail people

Still a really cool game though

[fleet zealot]

LMAO anyone who said it was going to kill DT is a clown

[obsidian prairie]

Games as an art form FTW

[coarse birch]

not even the same game as DT

kills DT

[modern lintel]

I see no foreseeable consequences

[copper hawk]

long doesn't mean good

[coarse birch]

surely

[paper harness]

wipe 2

[copper hawk]

for a linear 3rd person shooter i think 12 hours of content in campaign is fine

6 hours is fine

[fleet zealot]

MAULERS, OBLITERATE

[copper hawk]

battlefield, all the cods, have campaigns less than that

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/exodia-yu-gi-oh-anime-summon-gif-17959838

[copper hawk]

that's also roughly the time it takes for any of the halo campaigns

[coarse birch]

if theres a real endgame that i can play through with friends i wont care

[copper hawk]

that's excluding the pve stuff and the pvp stuff

[spare talon]

its crazy how much you have to rely on non ogryn teammates as ogryn

[copper hawk]

if it was just a campaign and nothing else it wouldn't be worth it

but it comes with other shit too

space marine 1 dropped and is still at 60 bucks

[modern lintel]

Idk what itll take but i will have death watch pauldron by sunday

[paper harness]

Saldar is playing back line bitch

[copper hawk]

i dont get it honestly

[hard nexus]

“will this be woke” lmfao

[copper hawk]

one of the discussions was like

40 horus of content in erdtree !! this is 60 for 12 hours !! scam !!

[misty mason]

I just hope th3 PvE content is replayable

[copper hawk]

hours*

funny typo

[misty mason]

Not just a campaign one and done

[copper hawk]

my brother in christ they're completely different games

[fleet zealot]

the pvp and campaign is the main selling point of SM2

[copper hawk]

of course an open world rpg is going to have a lot more hours when you're traversing an open world and doing quests and shit

[spare talon]

plus their hitbox making any sort of knockback or enemy locations when you try to dodge absolutely catastrophic

[fleet zealot]

like that pve does not have staying power

[copper hawk]

when it's a linear in-line point A to point B game u don't want hamfisted extra hours added onto it

it negatively affects the game

[misty mason]

I can't remember how the co op works

[hard nexus]

imo a game with a super short campaign requires a shit ton of replayability, like ultrakill

[copper hawk]

it's basically darktide

dropship and all

[misty mason]

They did have co op horde shooter in SM1

[copper hawk]

go to mission, fulfill objectives, get to end, extract

[misty mason]

Horde shooter might not be the right word

[hard nexus]

ultrakill has an extremely short campaign play through time, but the whole draw of the game is p ranking it and getting better

[spare talon]

i remember having a chaos spawn and a flamer up at the same time and it was absolute hell, i was being ping ponged around

[misty mason]

But it was repayable co op

[copper hawk]

nah it was a horde mode

there was a horde mode

there were a few of them

it also dropped w pvp as well, sm1

[spare talon]

literally couldnt fight back from being thrown around from sheer knockback

[misty mason]

Yeah hopefully they keep the horde mode then

[obsidian prairie]

With my p rank clear times the game is like under 2 hours in current state

[hard nexus]

that’s very short though

[hard nexus]

you also don’t get those games for their campaigns

[misty mason]

Is the co op just the regular campaign or is it something different?

[north sedge]

Different

[paper harness]

I did

[north sedge]

Well both

[misty mason]

Yeah cool, thougt so

[spare talon]

@gritty flume

[hard nexus]

you are a freak and an outlier and should not be counted

[north sedge]

You can play campaign co op and then there's separate co op stuff

[paper harness]

outside of trollfield 4 and funny team tactic

[modern lintel]

If world war z is anything to go off of i expect them to support the game for a while how fast that is or takes is debatable

[obsidian prairie]

They also have GW money backing them this time

[misty mason]

It was funny though the game is getting the exact reception I thought it would

[obsidian prairie]

Which is?

[copper hawk]

not for that kind of game

[modern lintel]

It also couldve launched last year super under baked if they didnt delay it

[copper hawk]

that's totally fine for that

[paper harness]

having the boys together and bullying some lobby on locker was peak battlefield

[copper hawk]

i dont get it

this was never an issue with something like reach when it launched

[hard nexus]

my favorite thing to do in bf4 was go on normal core servers with a friend, put a ton of C4 under friendly vehicles, and when people spawned into them, detonate it and send them flying

[copper hawk]

it launched with a similarly long campaign

and a bunch of side content

at full price

[paper harness]

Reach my beloved

[hard nexus]

wwz was fun

[copper hawk]

i think people have come to expect standards in games for games that aren't commonly made anymore

[hard nexus]

i wish more people played it

[copper hawk]

like

the last battlefield didn't even have a campaign lmfao

the "campaign with your pvp/pve game" game is on the way out

[north sedge]

There's always been people that want 600 hour campaigns, it's not realistic nor necessary

[copper hawk]

so when a game gets a "campaign" people see "story" and do asinine shit like compare it to Baldurs Gate 3 ?? and complain the story isn't long enough like Elden Ring ??

[hard nexus]

erm rdr2 has a infinite hour campaign and space marine two doesn’t and they’re both third person

this is woke.

[obsidian prairie]

2042 would be really cool with a campaign considering it has an actually unique plot

[copper hawk]

yah

it ties into 2142

[hard nexus]

and then they fucked it up stupendously

[copper hawk]

or starts to tie into 2142

[obsidian prairie]

That isn’t correlated to any existing conflicts

[modern lintel]

I wish many woes on rockstar for letting rdr2 online flop

[copper hawk]

but they never had a campaign so the story just isn't there

[obsidian prairie]

It’s cool nowadays

[copper hawk]

2042 is okay now

[hard nexus]

rdr2 roleplayers when you interrupt their 4 hours of standing around doing nothing

[obsidian prairie]

But I haven’t played older battlefield so no frame of reference

[hard nexus]

no it’s not lmfao

[north sedge]

By hour 700 of rdr2 i wished i had tuberculosis for real

[copper hawk]

troo

[hard nexus]

it’s so bad

[copper hawk]

it's fine now

[obsidian prairie]

I am an AA fiend though

[copper hawk]

i watched a video on a guy who reviewed it now compared to when it launched

[obsidian prairie]

EBAA Wildcat my beloved

[copper hawk]

it's not a great game but it's okay

[paper harness]

I have 600 hours on one x3 save

[copper hawk]

he was very critical of it

[modern lintel]

What was that pirtate game ubisoft had last year that shit sucked so bad

[hard nexus]

it’s in a better place now, but the game as a whole is still not very good

[copper hawk]

it's not worth the price

it's just an okay game now

serviceable battlefield adjacent game

[hard nexus]

the gameplay is nothing compared to bf1, 4, or hell, even 5

[obsidian prairie]

You mean that AAAA experience

[modern lintel]

Ye

[copper hawk]

if only 5 had dedicated servers..

[modern lintel]

I didnt even buy it my buddy bought it for me to play w him and come to find out mid ass game

[spare talon]

take a shot every time they say pvp

you will die

[fleet zealot]

epeen

[modern lintel]

I do like that they have pvp as its something to sink time into while waiting on more pve stuff i guess

[hard nexus]

you can’t just say perchance

[fleet zealot]

uhh idk

i dont think they are focusing on pve

with that roadmap

[copper hawk]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/2183900/discussions/0/4763207599009673528/

this is the ONLY good post

[modern lintel]

Catastrophic

[copper hawk]

please click on it and look at his pfp

[obtuse solstice]

what am I looking for on a mk6 knife

[hard nexus]

on zealot?

precog riposte

on a crit build

[spare talon]

and the WHAT

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[paper harness]

the laceraters

[copper hawk]

oh my god

these people are insane

i can't read any more of these

i thought the dei/woke people were like

[coarse birch]

You went on steam forums

It was over before it started

[copper hawk]

farming clown reacts and stuff for points but these people are legit like angry at the nefarious gay boogeyman

[hard nexus]

the woke

[copper hawk]

it's soothing to know my existence strikes fear into the hearts of the chuddy

[fleet zealot]

have they mentioned the new custodes episode yet?

[copper hawk]

yep

lmfao

it's in this particular one i'm reading

[fleet zealot]

sir, a second female custodes hit the canon

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/zane-ninjago-lego-ninjago-death-fail-gif-22975365

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

it will have woke in it.

[fleet zealot]

"uncanon"

LMAO

[spare talon]

dude its actually fucking insane how antiwoke people will look at a black person or woman irl and think that it was the left agenda that put that person there

[copper hawk]

there's a website called

dei detected

warhammer 40k.. is woke..

avoid it chuddies..

thank god lmfao avoid our shit like the plague PLEASE

yes

american brain rot

and UK brain rot

[north sedge]

originally not brain rot

co-opted to be brain rot

[copper hawk]

it's even infected people in france

i have a friend who's obsessed with like

sweetbabyinc and seeing woke everywhere

and he's from bretagne

[fleet zealot]

bretagne

[copper hawk]

i'd argue that it's because of his use of twitter

[north sedge]

like all things racists hate, it comes from black people

[copper hawk]

as it being the main exporter of insane american brainrot

[spare talon]

i can never tell if sweetbabyinc is like actually a bad thing or not
cuz i only see hate for it but when they elaborate its all woke jargon

[copper hawk]

and russia

the Warm Water Port post by a "Texican" twitter account asking for "Texas secession"

[north sedge]

chuds say cole, obviously it's only bad to them

[copper hawk]

clearly a russian bot lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

I’ve never even heard of it

[nimble fiber]

bread

[copper hawk]

who the fuck in the US gives a fuck about a Warm Water Port

almost all of our ports are warm water ports

[merry flume]

the only people that even talk about sweetbaby are grifting losers so that should be ur first sign

[copper hawk]

i know who's currently obsessed w wwp..

[fleet zealot]

i mean, Britain didn't need it exported to them, just see how the antiwoke people react to people with a skin tone darker than "mayo" and it's the same as it was 100 years ago

[spare talon]

theyre like a company that does narrative consulting for diversity and stuff

for games

[fleet zealot]

Sweet baby is just a small consulting firm, mostly making sure people don't accidently do a racism, even if it's one of the "positive-toned" racisms like Asians and Math etc

[copper hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZageHrl8qgM

[fleet zealot]

they are absolutely a small player, about on par with level infinite

[copper hawk]

this has a very left leaning sort of bias to it

but it goes into the weeds on it

i love kira tv

it's hard to engage with this company because of the political quagmire the culture war nonsense has plunged it into

so it's going to be discussed from an angle

if you look up sweetbabyinc on youtube for example this video won't even show up

it'll be buried by just tons and heaps of shit

[fleet zealot]

i mean, if you did any actual research during the gamergate period, this is basically just trying to be that 2.0

[north sedge]

it's the low roar of gamergate that never really went away

just lost focus

[fleet zealot]

probably with the same amount of grifters going into politics

true

[copper hawk]

yarp

[copper hawk]

yarp

yah the day 1 reviews will be fucking hilarious

i want to browse the chuddy grifter yt hellscape to see them complain

like asmongold

[spare talon]

in the end i will never care as long as you dont put a fucking nimbus character in my game

[north sedge]

you mean of the common angry folk?

[copper hawk]

he said he wasn't gonna buy it cuz one of the writers, who worked for a company hired by saber to help with the story, said some shit like 8 years ago

[fleet zealot]

asmongold literally has gotten so much worse even in the past 5 years

[copper hawk]

and he brought up that tweet

like some fuckin cancel culture shit

space marine 2 is ruined guys this person said something WOKE

[copper hawk]

yarp

[fleet zealot]

he responded to some of my chats during the peak of covid about vaccines and how my mom works in nursing and he sounded actually sane then

[copper hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjOFQWfVUmQ

oh lmfao the tweets are screencapped and posted on horusgalaxy

makes sense

https://tenor.com/view/venti-genshin-genshin-impact-genshit-fartpact-cringe-gif-21418027

i cant take it anymore

[north sedge]

gamer rage is exhausting

[obsidian prairie]

Who digs through that much of a rabbit hole to find something insignificant like that

[spare talon]

just make good games
please i beg you

[obsidian prairie]

Besides this motherfucker

(Not Cole)

[north sedge]

no cole, they must be woke, i'm so sorry

[spare talon]

billions must concord

[obsidian prairie]

That’s closing down right

[spare talon]

yes

[north sedge]

the problem with concord is that well, besides 0 marketing, the game itself is uh...ok. not good, just ok

[fleet zealot]

we can't make good games we have to layoff all our employees besides the ones who make the shit decisions and the people who just sit there and buy yachts

please keep fighting back against "woke", bobby thanks you

[north sedge]

but yea people latch on to the whole pronouns thing as a reason

[spare talon]

i personally think its done distastefully

[copper hawk]

yah lmfao

[fleet zealot]

i mean that's just, the continuation of attack helicopter except it wasn't really that funny then mainly cause you can talk to a trans person and realize they are normal if you don't have your head up your ass

[north sedge]

🤔

[copper hawk]

we lay off all the developers and the "blue collar" employees in the game company and never promote them

because they dont make us MONEY

MARKETING does

and SALES does

we promote THEM because THEY know what 2 do with games

yes yes...

[obsidian prairie]

Having a characters pronouns in their beginning match character selection screen is weird

Put it in their bio under their name

[fleet zealot]

we want to make more games like bg3 (after cutting ties with larian)

[spare talon]

putting the pronouns of a character directly next to their name on the character select screen is directly making sure you know what their identity is

[fleet zealot]

FUCK you wotc

[modern lintel]

Just got a Hi c for the first time in millenia and it kind of fucks

[fleet zealot]

i NEEDED my bg3 dlc and game master extension

full modding and custom campaign support

[north sedge]

that's...fine?

i only ever noticed it in the collection menu or whatever, and barely

[spare talon]

its no different than having a scene in a show for the sake of explaining a character is nonbinary instead of putting it in the subtext of an existing conversation

[north sedge]

cole, it's a pvp shooter

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pronouns-merry-christmas-2023-christmas-fucking-pronouns-gif-6332164812662115486

[north sedge]

we gonna pause the match for a conversation?

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[spare talon]

its a hero shooter, they can say things
they can say things about the other characters
with their words

[merry flume]

northernlion and jerma are probably two of the only good white content creators right now and i mean that whole heartedly

[fleet zealot]

piratesoftware

[north sedge]

i still think having a small text saying them is quite...inconsequential

[merry flume]

everyone else is doing a weird "attach to politics to stay relevant" air about them

[north sedge]

i played the beta and i wasn't like "oh fuck pronouns are in my face!" it took me a day to even notice them

[fleet zealot]

tbf, it really does depend on the angling

[copper hawk]

i love piratesoftware..

[fleet zealot]

for many of us, we become inherently political despite not trying to, whether it is gay, trans, or any other hot topic issue. And many people may have friends or family they care for, and that ends up being political

Inb4 enlightened centrists show up and tells me how both sides are equally bad

[merry flume]

fair but i also don't talk politics with discordians

that's actualy self-harm

[north sedge]

but keep the politics out of games bandit 😔 (it's always the CoD players that say that, lol)

[fleet zealot]

you haven't been on

ok so

long story

[mental coral]

I just popped into this chat

And am much confused

[obsidian prairie]

Good

[spare talon]

its more the fact that its like theyre putting it there like its a commodity
i saw someone compare it to nichelle nichols in star trek during a time when it was basically unheard of to have a black person in tv and movies as a main character, and it was groundbreaking cuz she was just there, on the same ground as everyone else, not as a commodity saying "we have a black person here too!"

[north sedge]

yea that's zealot chat

[obsidian prairie]

If it made sense I would be worried for you

[north sedge]

pronouns aren't an entire culture, it's just language

[fleet zealot]

but i'll skip to the end. I was on a discord server and one of the mods posted a video about pollution, basically defending the USA's pollution because China and India make more pollution. I said what about the per capita amount, they told me to watch the video. Told them I was on low speed data on a bus and I couldn't watch it. they proceeded to yell and go "omg you can't even bother to watch the video before opening your mouth" and then i got kicked and banned

[north sedge]

hell yea

[merry flume]

watch the video with biased information so my point is proven......................

[hard nexus]

real !

[fleet zealot]

it was a truscum/trutrans server because at the time i had just cracked my egg and didn't know better and was just kinda, following the first trans friends i got

so i guess it was for the better

[hard nexus]

when your existence depends on politics, you are forced into being political

[hard nexus]

i havent seen you in a while

[copper hawk]

lmfao

political brainrot

[obsidian prairie]

I fucking hate the US

[hard nexus]

real!

[obsidian prairie]

I want to go live in Spain or something

Would probably cook me alive

[copper hawk]

i LOOOVE the us

god bless america

[lusty oar]

tortilla with onion kinda goated

[copper hawk]

i enjoy and serve my country every day..

[fleet zealot]

trump personally came to my state and made a speech about trans people and i just have it shut the fuck down in my brain so i don't get grey hair by 30

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

n salute emoji

[hard nexus]

i love the US because for many, it is a great place to live, however it also still fucking sucks

[copper hawk]

peak..

[mental coral]

Darktide update is near ish so I’ll prob be around for a little bit

[hard nexus]

yay !

[merry flume]

maybe it confirmation bias but why white transfems always be in the worst festering psuedo nazbol communities

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

this is so fucking funny

[modern lintel]

I dont fw politics as what goods worrying about something that i cant change

[hard nexus]

despair

[copper hawk]

cuz it's so true..

[obsidian prairie]

Idk getting super stressed out so you have full ivory white is a look

[hard nexus]

no baby trans girl dont follow the transmeds

[fleet zealot]

it's, a mixed bag, but once you know the signs it's pretty easy to avoid them

[obsidian prairie]

It’s even in the genetic cards for me

[copper hawk]

we're trying for p

[hard nexus]

die

[copper hawk]

🙊

doe

[hard nexus]

PAOEWUIThIUAEW

hate

sry

[fleet zealot]

LMAO true

[copper hawk]

ur mask slipped sweaty

💅 ✨

[spare talon]

its more the fact that in the event that it is something else, say the nonbinary character having they/them or whatever, it is now explicitly shown that they are different from the norm, like yeah its languange, but its directly in relation to their identity and how its "different", deliberately indicating it as not normal
idk im reading into it too much, i just dont like it when it seems like theyre pointing out the boxes theyve checked off

[merry flume]

since i play vrchat i see it happen very often

like the leopard won't eat your face next

[hard nexus]

i used to actually support transmed beliefs to a certain extent, and then i actually found out how deep transmed beliefs go about transitioning, and now i do not identify with them whatsoever

[copper hawk]

it's funny how overwatch of all games did this better

[spare talon]

i know

[hard nexus]

Knuckles: "You know, Amy, any time someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo. "

[median steeple]

THE ROCK EATER

[hard nexus]

this quote

but

for trans

[copper hawk]

THE NEFARIOUS ROCK EATER !!

[spare talon]

THAT

yes that

exactly that

[hard nexus]

sonic boom having an extremely real quote is insane tbh