zealot-class

[frosty herald]

penance track

[rocky nacelle]

THIS WHOLE TIME

[lusty oar]

path of redemption

[median steeple]

holy on let me gamble while we wait then

[rocky nacelle]

my weapon is sex now

bet

lets gamble together

(hadron might crash me)

[frosty herald]

Im joining

[hard nexus]

uh oh

[hard nexus]

4 stack

[rocky nacelle]

goblino with a hammer

[hard nexus]

easiest games ever

[frosty herald]

Forgive me if im very rusty

[rocky nacelle]

3VEG MMT time

[hard nexus]

i’d be down

[median steeple]

aight so I can get either dumbdumb or deathspitter

[rocky nacelle]

dumdum

its on hit

[hard nexus]

dumdum

[median steeple]

aight

gunkyer time

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-5222702

ok

fit of all time

[median steeple]

is malefic momentum worth on gunker?

[hard nexus]

if ur taking assail yes

if not, no

[rocky nacelle]

whats your melee?

[median steeple]

deimos

[rocky nacelle]

hmm well you can get MM off your columnus

should be aight

[median steeple]

also I am taking assail since I'm not evil today

[hard nexus]

also illisi works great with MM

[median steeple]

depending on the modifier I'll switch to illisi

[rocky nacelle]

can u guys choose my pants before I go gamble

cant decide

[lusty oar]

take them off

[hard nexus]

right

[median steeple]

the black ones

[rocky nacelle]

(I can but I only take off shirt)

majima style

also ty

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1280921961593176246/f3cfe4947285ff999201ba0ad116560a4554877036bb12a33637a580ac6425ca_1.mp4?ex=66d9d70a&is=66d8858a&hm=18945b88f15059f84f3daef8b4e5b12ba13961d6bce969040cd443cc65028985&

[rocky nacelle]

no T4 skullcrusher

and then hadron made me crash

[frosty herald]

Skill issue

[rocky nacelle]

getting back in

(I still have white crushers togamble)

im forewarning u now

if i get no T4 skullcrusher from these white crushers

im going to snack on a cinnamon roll

[slate haven]

Yo do you want Headtaker or slaughterer ideally on the XII Chainaxe?

[rocky nacelle]

to cope

[paper harness]

@fleet zealot @merry flume

[frosty herald]

When is bro rejoining the strike

[rocky nacelle]

loading screen

woe

[frosty herald]

Get an ssd nerd

[still quartz]

Put the game on an m.2 SSD

[rocky nacelle]

it is on an ssd

[patent patrol]

So, I was wondering. I know the revolver is usually BETTER, but I have a crit build that kinda struggles with dealing with Crushers and like bigger targets in general. Cause I run DClaw. Would slapping this spearhead on it do the job or not? After I get something better than shattering impact 1

[rocky nacelle]

🙃

[still quartz]

Load times so fast you forget it even has loading screen

[merry flume]

both ideally but it shits out so much damage you can run one and whatever else you really want

[patent patrol]

I've seen people say Thrust is better over one if you want raw damage

cause you need to stack the other two.

[still quartz]

Revolver with Handcannon blessing is your go-to for murdering Crushers but if you really need something to magdump in emergencies, yeah just run Bolter lol

[merry flume]

I used to run bloodletter with it but mentioning that is a no no here

[slate haven]

So both with what perks?

[patent patrol]

Apparently the spearhead still does the job, but the revolver is obviously better on crit builds so

I'm just wondering if using the spearhead would be fine enough for what I need it to do

[still quartz]

It depends on what you need

Revolver is better if you need to murder a Specialist now

Instead of dealing with Bolter's massive draw time

[rocky nacelle]

tknives cut bolter/flamer draw time by the by

[still quartz]

It won't let you mag dump when you want to live though

[merry flume]

thrust is good but if you're gonna run thrust just run og chaxe, I only use heavies against bulwarks and crushers

[patent patrol]

I just need something to make a bunch of crushers vanish. Immediately or not, doesn't matter

as long as they disappear.

[still quartz]

Best you can do to deal with Crushers is to have Stun Grenades in the back pocket

[merry flume]

both power blessings chaxe can and will one shot most things

[patent patrol]

I don't run those on my crit build. I run them on my martyrdom one

my crit build uses the blade things

[still quartz]

The other choice is to find a way to constantly create distance between you and the Crushers

Because you 100% are not going to solo a Crusher pack, and your team most likely has to figure out how to deal with it

[slate haven]

Would unyeilding flak be better than carapace flak on the XII? I’m honestly not sure

[patent patrol]

Frankly, I just need an "oh fuck" option for em

panic spraying spearhead sounds like just what I need

I have found myself in so many situations where if I had the ability to spray down a bunch of em I would've lived. Mostly with incompetent teammates but

[fleet zealot]

i prefer headtaker

[patent patrol]

Slaughterer gives a better buff. Headtaker is more reliable.

Honestly I take Headtaker on my THammer a lot.

[spare talon]

i prefer taking every single blessing all at once on mine

but thats just me

[patent patrol]

there is a joke to be made but I will not be the one to make it

[still quartz]

Yeah sure just give it a try

See what happens

I just hate Bolter's immense draw time

[patent patrol]

That's completely fair.

But then again I use the Ironhelm

so long draw times aren't an issue for me lmao

[still quartz]

I use Ironhelm too

Love the damn thing to death

But that's also why I prefer having something quick to deal with Specialists

I already help deal with Crushers

If there's a whole ass Crusher pack, probably best to create distance and just pick them off slowly

Teammates gonna have to learn the hard way if they aren't able to deal with them on regular Damnation of all difficulties

So instead I settle with Boltpistol eheheh

[vapid sun]

Does rending on a weapon make the penetration on a weapon redundant?

[misty nova]

Not really

[spare talon]

what weapon and what form of rending?

[vapid sun]

like the combat dagger 100% rending from weakspot hits

[visual stream]

pull time is 3 seconds long
worse everything than plasma gun
of which, the pull time is 0.2 seconds for the same size weapon

[spare talon]

once it is stacked to max, the pen stats impact is very miniscule

[still quartz]

truly equivalent exchange

[spare talon]

it will still have an effect before its stacked to max ofc, but because uncanny exists, pen ends up being a less important stat on knives

[visual stream]

I wish we had more anti-armor ranged options for zealot

There is currently:
bolter (mid at best)
and revolver (not using it because it's busted)

[still quartz]

If Revolver is so busted

Why can't I solo Daemonhost

Checkmate, meta slaves

[ornate bone]

because you need a shield ogryn

[still quartz]

For legal reasons that's a joke

[visual stream]

Could have another mark of the flamer that just does more damage to flak and carapace at the expense of other stuff

[still quartz]

Melta Gun

[visual stream]

But then that requires a special version of the burn dot

[median steeple]

I think I miss my staves

[ornate bone]

to beat daemonhost you need 4 ogryns only using shields

[still quartz]

But the ammo is nearly ass and you are not getting mileage when it comes to hordes

[visual stream]

Do soulblaze and normal burn stack separately or count as the same thing?

[still quartz]

Idfk anymore kek

[visual stream]

I have literally never seen a flamer and purgatus on the same team

[ornate bone]

which is confirmed to be added alongside SM2's release to celebrate it

[hard nexus]

@frosty herald

do u have MMT

[frosty herald]

Wah

Mmt?

[hard nexus]

the mod

many more tries

[frosty herald]

No

[lusty oar]

mexican man titties

[still quartz]

Wait Darktide's actually getting a Melta Gun soonTM?

[hard nexus]

damn

i wanna do 3veg

[still quartz]

Space Marine 2 is releasing in like... a week?

That don't sound right

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[ornate bone]

yes, it was revealed to me in a dream from the god emperor

[still quartz]

Ah I see

[ornate bone]

he appeared to me a in a dream

[frosty herald]

Uhh

[still quartz]

Praise the God Emperor for his visions

[rocky nacelle]

chuds with no MMT............................

[frosty herald]

Tomorrow

[hard nexus]

it releases tomorrow

[still quartz]

O

[hard nexus]

i wanna do 3veg

[ornate bone]

*with early access

[still quartz]

TOMORROW?!

[rocky nacelle]

im downloading MMT

brb

[visual stream]

I love Nanami Juju on that beat Kaisen

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

yay!!

[median steeple]

Early access yea

[rocky nacelle]

lazy bums

[hard nexus]

it might give you a memory leak

[frosty herald]

Why do we meed mmt?

[hard nexus]

cuz para n i wanna do 3veg

[rocky nacelle]

actual good maps

[hard nexus]

maelstrom

also that

[visual stream]

Give me a second bolter mark that is better in every way thank you

[rocky nacelle]

3VEG Clandestium

https://tenor.com/view/hell-heaven-evil-devil-tom-and-jerry-gif-19060410

[frosty herald]

can you link me the mod

[hard nexus]

just look up many more tries darktide

it gave my game a memory leak but others don’t have that issue

so

[ornate bone]

Why does everyone keep talking about MMT? What does modern market theory even have to do with Darktide?

[hard nexus]

it’s a gamble

[hard nexus]

it’s the skulls to faith market

or something

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/175

[hard nexus]

idk

someone else make a more clever joke

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-neuron-activation-sange-what-hah-gif-2693005746723177623

thank you emperor

[frosty herald]

That was a quick download

[rocky nacelle]

ok yamato doing it

[copper hawk]

Harvest for infernus iv

[median steeple]

I want bothhh

[hard nexus]

hiii cica

[median steeple]

fuck you hadron

[copper hawk]

Hallo

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-zealot-gif-16257746668960706185

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-darktide-40k-goedulf-dead-gif-8043938891803499171

[hard nexus]

/mmtimport 606eb4e2-bf2c-4584-a908-0821971c6613

copy and paste that in

into chat

and then type

[zealous basin]

copy and paste this in

deez

[hard nexus]

/mmt 1

[zealous basin]

im so true for that

can i get a true

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/frone-explode-darktide-warhammer-40k-gif-14765255941347445649

[zealous basin]

wtf

[hard nexus]

bazinga

[zealous basin]

yeeeeah dude

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-darktide-40k-gif-1517647893401179892

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/death-davy-jones-gif-21386337

[zealous basin]

look mine is small

:3

[hard nexus]

@rocky nacelle r you rejoining?

[copper hawk]

That what she said

[hard nexus]

penis joke

[zealous basin]

[copper hawk]

Jajajajaja

:v

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/245289604565958657/1236888177931849738/GMsTpVaWoAAD_vW.gif

[median steeple]

I hate and love this gif

[rocky nacelle]

yes

just downloading mods

[hard nexus]

alright

brb

[copper hawk]

Noob

[zealous basin]

okay i dont have to be here anymore

im safe now

[copper hawk]

Noob w mods

[zealous basin]

bye everyone!!!!!!!

[copper hawk]

Goodbye noob

[hard nexus]

baii

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

[median steeple]

we doing a no ammo yeah

[hard nexus]

no

[median steeple]

need to know NOW

okie dokei

[rocky nacelle]

its time to eat your 3VEGgies

[ornate bone]

eat gasoline

it taste like lemonade

[rocky nacelle]

id rather smoke it

[frosty herald]

he has risen...

[rocky nacelle]

m

e

[ornate bone]

x

[hard nexus]

@frosty herald

queue us!

[frosty herald]

hollup

[frosty herald]

Deserved

[burnt ivy]

[rocky nacelle]

cosignment yard 3veg

https://tenor.com/view/stare-staring-cat-gif-20275090

[obsidian ore]

already made around 2 mil

love this map

[slate haven]

Bro how do y’all speed run it

I’m broke again 😭

[obsidian ore]

join me

and see for yourself mate

[slate haven]

Dose it involve me dying?

Like the last bro

[obsidian ore]

well

you can leave and rejoin

[slate haven]

Alr

[obsidian ore]

but dying is simpler lol

[slate haven]

I’ll shoot you a friend request

[obsidian ore]

join party 4

[slate haven]

Is it cool if I leave and rejoin? I’m 8/10 on auric exemplar

[obsidian ore]

join at the beginning

ill msg you

join at the end

[slate haven]

Alr Lemmie add you rq

[rocky nacelle]

what if YOU wanted to STAGGER a trapper but nurgle said

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-blocked-scared-frightened-gif-20934646

[obsidian ore]

wait bro you were already with us lmao

[slate haven]

Yeah lol

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fitness-captain-america-steve-rogers-rip-it-off-avengers-gif-14083354

[rocky nacelle]

ok good warmup round

[median steeple]

Me in that corner with no VoC and two bosses

[rocky nacelle]

run it back

[obsidian ore]

to finish your penance all you need to do is join at the beginning, leave and join at the end

[slate haven]

I spent all my moneh. Got a solid 300k

[frosty herald]

If you tagged the boss i wouldve gotten it

[slate haven]

Sounds good

[rocky nacelle]

this dude.....

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iC6TAHwLb9GvyAdd5/d1337uklGe5n?invite=cr-MSwySWosMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[rocky nacelle]

playing audio only yam?

[hard nexus]

@rocky nacelle @frosty herald @median steeple

[frosty herald]

I dont vc

[rocky nacelle]

mmmmmmmmm delicious 115 damage fist dropping on your fucking head

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-small-squidward-here-comes-a-giant-fist-scared-gif-17785463

[slate haven]

I’m a certified broke boy dude you don’t even understand

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-dog-tough-dog-red-mask-dog-gif-23418245

[frosty herald]

Mf ive told this numerous times

[hard nexus]

@frosty herald queue us !

[frosty herald]

Dementia gaming

[coarse birch]

i think that spot may be cursed for you

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[slate haven]

Also uh… I think it counted me as dying some time last night. It’s 4/10

[hard nexus]

TRUE!!!

[median steeple]

playing BP with EU servers may be a bad idea

[frosty herald]

Adds to the fun

[solar gorge]

EU number 1

[copper hawk]

China numbah wun

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-on-you-gif-25797108

[solar gorge]

ur jealous because you're banned from germany

[hushed knoll]

If I'm banned why do I have a passport still

TAKE THAT RIZZLER

[solar gorge]

you're making fake passports ?

[hushed knoll]

RIDDLER

OR WHATEVER THE BATMAN g

GUY

I

S

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-jonkler-cart-the-jonkler-cart-the-cart-gif-16150588204208813818

[hushed knoll]

Ur a fake passport

OOOOOO

Brrr brrr brrr sock burn

Sick

[solar gorge]

sex face

[hushed knoll]

NO

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-noppers-gif-21054015

[solar gorge]

Schäme dich nicht

[median steeple]

no fucking way

[slate haven]

Fat not indeed

[rocky nacelle]

just lost to gravity

(everyone except me)

[slate haven]

I did one year of German and hated that shit

Why is there 6 words for that

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/afham-jetstream-sam-same-minuano-mgr-gif-21526160

what even happened lmfao

[median steeple]

no idea

[hard nexus]

i got a clip

[median steeple]

I got un-netted and then thrown off the map

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iC79S57NQAFBF62Cn/d1337YxRKH4T?invite=cr-MSx2Y3YsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[rocky nacelle]

I saw yam get launched by the CS or the Pogryn

Idk what happened to you 2

[hard nexus]

idk about yam

[rocky nacelle]

I think the CS landing shoved him

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[frosty herald]

I got plogryn backshots so hard it flung me off the railing

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[hard nexus]

watching psycho whiff the bolt pistol shot

and then just eating the net

lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

ive never

in my entire time playing darktide

seen people get ledged there

[median steeple]

Gonna kms

[hard nexus]

same

[rocky nacelle]

(or lose off of it no less)

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[hard nexus]

that’s my first time getting ledged there

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-ballin-balling-lethal-gif-16172960784685489524

[hard nexus]

we go again!

[rocky nacelle]

I was just like wtf

i look away for 3 seconds to loop the bosses

I see this in the bottom left

❗ ❗ ❗

[hard nexus]

i got darktided

psycho whiffed his shot

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-meme-memes-reads-letter-gif-20713760

[hard nexus]

got picked up

got darktided

[rocky nacelle]

that pogryn stomp was fucking insane

[hard nexus]

and idek what happened to paradise tbh

[rocky nacelle]

it launched him across the entire chasm

[frosty herald]

Who is cyn

And how do you do so much damage

[hard nexus]

me

[hard nexus]

mk15 evis

do u want my build

[rocky nacelle]

she forgot to say the bloodthirsty part

[hard nexus]

oh that too

yeah

[frosty herald]

That explains it

[hard nexus]

u can chain kill crushers with the mk15

[median steeple]

my voice chat broke

[hard nexus]

i’m also super cool and hot and awesome too

that helps

[frosty herald]

God thunder hammer really got powercrept

[rocky nacelle]

literally just

wrong

in every aspect

[hard nexus]

yeah it’s stupid lmfao

tbf

you are running an ironhelm

[frosty herald]

Ok hot stuff ive got vacation

[rocky nacelle]

meow is using a 100% crit setup on an evisc and im using knife

ironhelm losing to that

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-glitch-gif-9467054816311266717

[rocky nacelle]

[frosty herald]

Zealot chat rizz you wouldnt understand

[rocky nacelle]

DO YOU LIKE ULTRAKILL?

[hard nexus]

i’ll have to show you

the incels

i’ve had in my DMs

[rocky nacelle]

unironically

ultrakill ost time

[solar gorge]

unironically the best pickup line

[hard nexus]

i’ll just DM the SSs to you because they would not be allowed here lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

unironically

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-gif-27016187

[hard nexus]

this is the first SS of the guy

[solar gorge]

lmao

[rocky nacelle]

erm no naming and shaming

🤓

[hard nexus]

my old bio had #1 Ultrakill Dickrider in it

[solar gorge]

was about to say everyone who likes ultrakill is worth my time but we will have to skip this guy i think

[hard nexus]

yeah agreed

[rocky nacelle]

agreed

[hard nexus]

@frosty herald queue us!!!

[rocky nacelle]

no psycho is gambling

[hard nexus]

it’s okay i love ultrakill

i’ll make up for him

[copper hawk]

#zealot-class message

[rocky nacelle]

yeah maybe if there arent any ledges around.......

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1glasses-gif-20099941

[copper hawk]

Ledges

Uh oh

[hard nexus]

LMFAOOOO

[rocky nacelle]

(or that one corner)

[copper hawk]

Im gonna

[hard nexus]

HAHAHAHA

I NEVER SAW THAT ONE LMFAO

[copper hawk]

Im gonna FOR HONOOOOR

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m3elPLzMaAg

[solar gorge]

how much for a pair tho, if people asked me that i'd sell them for 500

[hard nexus]

@copper hawk

[hard nexus]

i love that video

[frosty herald]

Your obsessed with me </3

[hard nexus]

yeah sry

[solar gorge]

ain't no way i'm not taking advantage of that

[hard nexus]

open ur window.

[median steeple]

did we all hit ready or something

[solar gorge]

free money right there

[hard nexus]

i did

oh

para didn’t

stupid noob stinky

[rocky nacelle]

is my name always in ur mouth or something noob

🙄

[copper hawk]

@median steeple @median steeple @median steeple R U THROWING ????

HELLLOOOO ??

UNDEFENSIBLE

U WILL BE CHUMMED

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002301423935033494/1213208760068079718/mcarthurgato.gif

Nah I'd win

[copper hawk]

U HAVE 5 DODGES W A LAS PISTOL

AND U WATCHED AS IT TRAPPED U

what do u have 2 say 4 urself

[hard nexus]

bolt pistol*

but

yes

[median steeple]

I DID

IT clIPPED ME !

[hard nexus]

YOU DID NOT DODGE

[rocky nacelle]

eu ping

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886742356529922172/1145863884545204335/attachment.gif

[frosty herald]

You are bad at the game

[copper hawk]

WHY R U PLAYONG EU

CUZ OF YAM

FORCE HIM TO US EAST

U ALL HAVE 100 PING

ur all noobs

[hard nexus]

lmfao

we win these

[copper hawk]

The e*ropoid rules u

[solar gorge]

good

[copper hawk]

Downvote

For honor time

[median steeple]

I think

darktide

vc is broken

lmao

[hushed knoll]

What do Santa's little helpers eat for dinner?

[solar gorge]

snow

[hushed knoll]

Fettuccine elfredo

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-insane-cat-help-my-cat-is-insane-help-my-cat-cat-gif-21688581

[hushed knoll]

Hmmmm I should have tacos again soon

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ayudante-santa-huesos-helper-frisbee-gif-9458696

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-insane-cat-crazy-cat-tweaking-gif-3749357198658649145

[remote lark]

why he sad

[solar gorge]

because you stink

[remote lark]

purge yourself

[spare talon]

i got a deadlock invite and i just learned something
you can roll
you can slide when you are on a slope or have above average momentum

you can dodge slide
its literally darktide

[solar gorge]

yeah it's awesome

you have infinite ammo during your slide btw

[spare talon]

WHAT

[ornate bone]

it's not the grim darkness of the far future though

[spare talon]

god if only this game wasnt a fucking moba

i hate mobas

[solar gorge]

it's the best moba's for people who hate moba's (me)

they added wall jump recently

the shmovement potential in deadlock is up there

[north sedge]

and cole, it has a parry

[solar gorge]

yep

[spare talon]

i know

[north sedge]

that you will rarely use!

[solar gorge]

it's extremely important

[north sedge]

well

[solar gorge]

nah you'll use it once ppl get good

[north sedge]

it's extremely important if you're fighting abhrams

[solar gorge]

and when abrams yeah

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-gif-14850109371401088086

[spare talon]

i am going to suck at this game like no other

[fleet zealot]

yee

i practiced doing the jump dashes

and i still can't relaibly do them in combat XD

[spare talon]

oh fuck i have to select 3 characters
ok welp back to the sandbox to learn 2 more

[patent patrol]

What're the good blessings for the heavy swords?

[spare talon]

deathblow headtaker

[solar gorge]

deadlock was remade from the ground up btw, now that the embargo is lifted i can show stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyh1M-HwPg

this is how it used to look

[patent patrol]

Oh wow.

alrighty then.

so what do I replace the perks with

flakiac?

[spare talon]

maniac is quite good on them, like take a look at the maniac damage profile on the inspect screen

the hswords fuck ragers up like no other

[hard nexus]

@frosty herald /mmtimport 39099655-9784-481f-b497-2c4a4e698739

thats power matrix 3veg

[spare talon]

you could also do unarmored or unyielding

[rocky nacelle]

ah yes 129 damage taken

I love IJ knife dodge

[median steeple]

would you forgive me if I use the recon on this next one

[rocky nacelle]

not broken at all

[patent patrol]

So Flak + what would you suggest?

[spare talon]

hsword arent great at unyielding but hey damage is damage and unyielding will never go to waste considering bosses dont have breakpoints you can meet

[hard nexus]

pussy

start damagemaxxing

[frosty herald]

if you wanna go on a date you dont have to send me nuclear codes smh🙄

[rocky nacelle]

i did more dmg than you and took less

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

knife cheesy so easy

[hard nexus]

i didnt know we werent doing 3veg

i wouldnt swapped to mk2

and out damaged u

because

skill.

and

swag.

[spare talon]

if you wanna keep it simple just flakiac

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/swagapino-gif-26238644

[median steeple]

not a real word

[rocky nacelle]

filipino or swagapino

[patent patrol]

Pretty sure all my luck got spent on this 💀

cause I got both good blessings in one go.

[frosty herald]

My poor ironhelm has been powercrept by other weapons

[fleet zealot]

good

ironhelm powercrept crucis

discount psword

[patent patrol]

I still use mine and it's still goated.

I hope it gets buffed tho.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/diamond-jack-diamond-jack-tia-diamond-jack-rachel-kim-gif-12252405923085893608

[patent patrol]

Crucis is mid anyway.

Lol.

Ironhelm sweep

Tho I will say I think both hammers need a buff. Crucis specifically needs a buff to it's single target damage

cause the fact the gap between crucis and ironhelm is so small is just

sad

cause Crucis is supposed to be the single target damage massacre weapon while Ironhelm is more of a generalist one. Yet the Crucis doesn't even succeed at single target damage. At least, not enough to matter.

[copper hawk]

ur noob

[ornate bone]

your noob

you're is made of noob

[naive stirrup]

god dammit

[spare talon]

god i hate mobas

like yeah this one is fun to play but its still a fucking moba
and when something goes slightly wrong youre now spending the next 30 minutes in a slow decline

unlike league its fun up until that point
but ive spent about half of this match doing nothing but unfun damage control cuz we were slowly getting snowballed because someone left

[median steeple]

Bro half way through that run my fucking lights flickered

I thought I was cooked

[rocky nacelle]

nurgle himself is coming for psycho

also im sorry psycho

but everytime I saw you in a fucked up scenario

throughout the entire mission

[frosty herald]

They arent picking up mats

[rocky nacelle]

I just heard this

[frosty herald]

Slackers over here

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLis0VZ9coE

(psycho trying to exist in 3VEG)

[median steeple]

everything had it out for me

Two fucking trappers inside each other

[rocky nacelle]

thats a classic

(i hate that so much)

[median steeple]

I got clipped by one in the final room

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH6MstVxehQ

also i heard this the entire mission

just looking at the scenarios people got put in

[median steeple]

we almost got shit on by the 4 bosses at the same time

crazy ass spawns

[rocky nacelle]

the CS knocking me back by swinging meow

I woke the DH up

then he threw her right into it

LOL

also that sniper was in a messed up spot when I was trying to rev

(and yeah was not expecting a real pogryn to bust out the wall while burgled)

[median steeple]

I LOVE BURGLED I LOVE BURGLED

[rocky nacelle]

hits trapper (burgled) get trapped
shoves trapper (burgled) get trapped

[clear knot]

no fabled 9th shot sad

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jerma-fortnite-jerma-spamwangle-spamwangle-gif-23430926

[frosty herald]

i think i did quite well

[clear knot]

this one better, but i think my current one is p much jsut the same

[rocky nacelle]

(I mogged meow on dmg and clutched all that matters)

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

[median steeple]

I think using martyr just drains my brain

[frosty herald]

me with my ironhelm

[rocky nacelle]

how so

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/baywa-bayern-farmer-berni-bernie-gif-12697540

[rocky nacelle]

true

[median steeple]

every time I use it my muscle memory kicks in where I just stop caring about taking hits

but it's not like zealot from VT2 (im not invincible)

[copper hawk]

less than 24 hrs..

[rocky nacelle]

and its not release zealot either

(holy revenant full heal)

[spare talon]

oh ok

this game descided to match me in a 1v1 in a lane with a long range person when im a short range person

[median steeple]

what game

[rocky nacelle]

deadcock?

[spare talon]

yeah

[median steeple]

damn

[rocky nacelle]

thought so

[median steeple]

moba moment\

[spare talon]

im abrams against a sniper

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/struggle-sisyphus-gif-4952086791107433131

also ggz lads

4 man zealot dumb as ever

[median steeple]

this is why mobas generally have the ranged/ melee characters separate

[rocky nacelle]

doesnt matter in a game like league where any degen with half a brain can pick a ranged laner top

[median steeple]

like solo, duo, jung, mid lanes usually cater to ranged or melee

[median steeple]

we don't talk about ranged tops

[obsidian ore]

[rocky nacelle]

I should

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-jackass3d-explosion-flying-jackass3d-ending-gif-24900912

[rocky nacelle]

download MMT myself

[frosty herald]

if i get faced with 3 crushers or 5 maulers im cooked

[rocky nacelle]

so I can 3veg when I want

with people

[rocky nacelle]

this post was brought to you by crusher ™️

[median steeple]

I really wanted to run smite just for one round but I couldn't bring myself to be that evil

[frosty herald]

i really wish thammer was anti armor specialized

[rocky nacelle]

we all do

[spare talon]

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

SHE JUST CAMPS BY HER TOWER

[rocky nacelle]

(at least people who use it)

[spare talon]

AND I CANT DO FUCKING SHIT ABOUT IT

[median steeple]

does deadlock have a jungle?

[rocky nacelle]

I thank god everyday im not a top laner

[median steeple]

ask them to gank her

[frosty herald]

its time to log off

[rocky nacelle]

(he still made me a league player though)

[spare talon]

sure i could jungle and leave my entire lane unattended

[median steeple]

I LOVE MORDE AND AATROX !

[rocky nacelle]

based

I like all the brawlers

(I hate top)

whats my solution?

learn jungle so I can morde/darius jungle

[frosty herald]

cole is going to explode a vessel

[median steeple]

no im saying if there is a jungler ask them to gank with you

but Idk deadlock roles

[spare talon]

idk either

it didnt explain it enough

[median steeple]

despair

[rocky nacelle]

I hate that the dope ass brawlers/scrap characters in league

are all delegated to that fucking island

they call top lane

[median steeple]

I love fiddle and WW but I can't bring myself to play jungle

[rocky nacelle]

also lowkey sucks most of the brawlers kinda have dookie jungle

[solar gorge]

politely ask one of the duos to come gank him with u

[rocky nacelle]

(except morde)

[solar gorge]

or anyone who already pushed their lane

in ur team

[rocky nacelle]

morde jungle my beloved

[solar gorge]

vindicta and gey talon are free kills if u get close (if there's not a 20k gold diff ofc)

[ornate bone]

more jungle my beloved

[spare talon]

i died within 5 seconds of reaching literally anywhere

im not playing this game anymore
i dont care if its a good moba cuz valve
its still a fucking moba

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/digging-for-diamonds-never-give-up-gamble-gambling-keep-gambling-gif-15498081004227486559

[rocky nacelle]

i saw this gif earlier looking for gambling

its so good

gambling ception

[solar gorge]

joke aside game's good

it's rough to learn at the start

but that's any moba

[rocky nacelle]

I think cole just made one of the worst mistakes lambda

[solar gorge]

and i hate mobas

[rocky nacelle]

(solo queueing a moba)

[frosty herald]

i took 1 look at the curiosity shop and decided deadlock is too confusing for me

[solar gorge]

this also

if you queue with a friend

[fleet zealot]

me completely outscaling people as mcginnis because i place down a bunch of turrets

[solar gorge]

you get automatically put in the same lane

[rocky nacelle]

solo queueing mobas is how you unlock different layers/levels of hatred

(i may or may not know this)

[solar gorge]

@spare talon if you have a friend who play dota 2 ask them to hop on deadlock with u

game knowledge from dota 2 transfers well into deadlock

almost like they were made by the same devs

[fleet zealot]

it does but damn, it feels weird going from moba view to 3rd person view

makes me tunnel vision way harder

[rocky nacelle]

cough smite

[solar gorge]

also play infernus

[fleet zealot]

never liked smite for that perspective reason

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-crouching-crouch-infernus-tbagging-gif-12697938362154204732

[fleet zealot]

but it works in deadlock

[rocky nacelle]

I actually was the inverse

[fleet zealot]

nah i'm seven, deadlock, lady geist

[rocky nacelle]

didnt like mobas but smite

now i play league and am off smite

also they swapped their item systems lmfao

[solar gorge]

bro downgraded

[rocky nacelle]

league stopped doing mythics

smite started doing mythics / item passives and actives

[rocky nacelle]

meh upgraded

cooler characters in league

[solar gorge]

i hated every single moba i ever played

[rocky nacelle]

(but that also means I have to fight league characters)

and ill say this

[fleet zealot]

warwick is so

[solar gorge]

literally the worst genre in gaming made for "words i can't say here"

[fleet zealot]

nvm

[rocky nacelle]

league has too many gay characters to only have everyone ban once

compared to smite

[solar gorge]

but

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[solar gorge]

deadlock is peak

only moba i've been able to actually enjoy

[rocky nacelle]

i always warn people away from mobas

unironically

lmfao

[fleet zealot]

you know who else wanted to ban the gays smh

[spare talon]

i dont think it matters man
ive literally neither been good nor had any fun with them

[rocky nacelle]

the other words I want to use to describe broken/busted league champs

might get me a lil time in gay baby jail

so i will just call the league characters gay

[copper hawk]

gay baby jail

[rocky nacelle]

you belong there

[copper hawk]

simple flips..

[solar gorge]

i mean that's ok maybe it's not for you, but my first few matches were rough till i learned to not be bad

[spare talon]

i mean in this case the game literally set me up for failure from the start

[solar gorge]

you have to hang in there a little to appreciate those games

[coarse birch]

Some games just have rough learning curves into fun gameplay

[solar gorge]

there's things you could've done, there's never no options

[spare talon]

also doesnt help that sitting for 40 seconds later in the game is just
really infuriating

[slate haven]

Yo is anyone farming Aurics? I need 4 of any auric to complete the title

[spare talon]

after a death

[solar gorge]

that's a just a game genre issue

moba suck ass sadly

[rocky nacelle]

this is advocating for self harm

and I dont enjoy it

[solar gorge]

even if deadlock is less bad

[fleet zealot]

i do

[solar gorge]

it's still a mobad

[spare talon]

thats what i dont like about it

i think the characters and abilities and all that stuff are really cool

but theyre in an environment i cant stand

[rocky nacelle]

was talking to cica

but you can join him

if it pleases you

[sour oxide]

20k single hit with a dagger and only from shroud seems wild.

[coarse birch]

Look at zealot chat

Playing together

Its a new age

[rocky nacelle]

i started it

[spare talon]

legit if this game was in an overwatch like environment
i think it would be way better simply because of the fact that its not a moba

[rocky nacelle]

mk3?

[sour oxide]

aye

[rocky nacelle]

and when you mean only shroud, no buffs were up?

[sour oxide]

besides the normal, it was maelstrom so I am assuming full 15 of momentum and full uncanny stacks on a slug

[rocky nacelle]

damn

are you precog/uncanny

or riposte uncanny

[sour oxide]

riposte

[ornate bone]

lacerate/fleshtearer

[rocky nacelle]

kill all zealots

[sour oxide]

heretic

[rocky nacelle]

damn juicy hit then

is shroudfield a guaranteed crit?

or just increased finesse dmg

cant remember

i like never run the thing

[sour oxide]

yeah and increased dmg but I run 6 second not the increased backstab otherwise it could have been higher

[rocky nacelle]

yea I dont really like the other one

but with a knife maybe

since knife is fast 3 seconds might be more than enough time

[sour oxide]

I mean with how I play 3 second would turn a bigger return but I would miss the 6 second the first hack I did

[rocky nacelle]

yea makes sense

safer is overall better sometimes

[obsidian ore]

I generally run 3

[frosty herald]

i got outdamaged on bosses and crushers by an eviscerator and knife

[obsidian ore]

unless speedrunning

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

[obsidian ore]

that skill point is more needed elsewhere

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-steamhappy-steam-gif-15962661574841232894

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-noob-blocked-gif-26348686

[rocky nacelle]

knife is just stupid yam

[sour oxide]

where else would you use the skillpoint lol

[spare talon]

OH WOW WE'RE UP TO 54 SECONDS

[rocky nacelle]

nothing you can do about it

[spare talon]

never opening this game up again

[rocky nacelle]

i took your blessings

and made them mine

https://tenor.com/view/cell-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-cell-games-arrive-gif-12626123329263234447

[sour oxide]

the irony is the damn knife sucks if you just looking for raw damage and kills

[solar gorge]

the more souls you have the longer the respawn

[sour oxide]

I can out dps my knife with a damn chainsword Fotf

[solar gorge]

because ur supposed to be stronger and dying should be more punishing

[rocky nacelle]

unironically

[obsidian prairie]

I love having an Onshape account

[rocky nacelle]

it is hard to out dps a good player with a good setup on a weapon like evisc

on knife

[obsidian prairie]

I can just conjure shit into existence

[rocky nacelle]

or any other zealot wep

[rocky nacelle]

rashad/HSword would probably give competition

cause DBlow

but you really see knife shine against all the carapace/annoying enemies

like at all times

[sour oxide]

yeah there is one zealot that runs martyr reshad and smokes me everytime

[rocky nacelle]

I beat a marty rashad user by only like

200 dmg

one time

200 or 2,000 either way thats really low

difference

[frosty herald]

tbh i have been very rusty since i didnt play the game for like 2 months

maybe longer

[sour oxide]

forgot his name, mkultra

[rocky nacelle]

i might have seen that guy

not sure if I played with him though

[sour oxide]

wears OG zealot penance clothes

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gimme-that-gif-3302967658968126593

[sour oxide]

hes a beast

[rocky nacelle]

hell yea

ive really been enjoying knife as of recently

but thats because im doing mk6 /chastise /IJ

instead of shroudfield at all

[sour oxide]

yeah its a viable combo really have to be on your game with movement tho

[fleet zealot]

elf posting

[sour oxide]

no backup parachute

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/марсиль-gif-1086210779274333231

[ornate bone]

in MY zealot chat?

[rocky nacelle]

oh yea especially since im running only 1 chastise

[ornate bone]

what the fuck is wrong with you guys

[rocky nacelle]

it is an extremely fun build to play though

imo

[ornate bone]

incase you've somehow forgotten we hate those leaf lovers

[sour oxide]

oh yeah so your playing on the edge

[rocky nacelle]

ill post it rq

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-tongue-cat-gif-27059062

[sour oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fun-no-really-just-kiddin-gif-14622041

[frosty herald]

reminder to annoy the living hell out of your cat

[fleet zealot]

this is zealot chat

[sour oxide]

I have a dog tho

[fleet zealot]

if any elf mains came from vt2 they are either here or in vet chat

[paper harness]

@naive stirrup

[sour oxide]

is that from burning man?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-post-this-elf-post-this-elf-when-it's-socially-acceptable-post-this-gif-15278215286570077037

[paper harness]

money laundering

[sour oxide]

@paper harness ill trade you plasteel for your ordo 😄

[opaque island]

dude is STACKED holy shit

[sour oxide]

lol srsly?

[coarse birch]

One day ill have something to spend my mats on

That day being in a month

Hopefully

[rocky nacelle]

🍞 🧈

[coarse birch]

I forget what im even at

[sullen forge]

60% damage goes hard as fuck

[rocky nacelle]

also im goblin maxxing with this build

[rocky nacelle]

best fit ever

[frosty herald]

Mc ride over here

[sullen forge]

Last I checked I had around half of Dorns plasteel amount

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/death-grips-mc-ride-smile-rapper-gif-16149917

[sullen forge]

Literally just don’t gamble teehee

[frosty herald]

I dont believe it

[coarse birch]

I havent in forever

[rocky nacelle]

i linked the build, trauma

most fun ive had recently besides that mk15 perfect strike setup

[sour oxide]

nice thank you man

[paper harness]

I was docket capped

[sour oxide]

dont mind the ordo...

I have an "addiction"

[rocky nacelle]

oh sick setup

dont see anyone run bandana / breather

[paper harness]

and sitting at 500k dockets before the last update

[rocky nacelle]

its a good headpiece

[spare talon]

what is that revolver.....

[paper harness]

500k plasteel

[rocky nacelle]

crit maxxing

[rocky nacelle]

(at least I think thats crucian without making it bigger)

[coarse birch]

i do not look at contracts

[copper hawk]

i kinda like playin w randoms

[rocky nacelle]

so u hate me

got it

[copper hawk]

i got killed by a ballerina crusher and now it's over

[copper hawk]

it's like a gamble

[sour oxide]

@paper harness sorcery

[copper hawk]

maybe u get lucky

[coarse birch]

only time ive ever seen the sub in large be in favor of a nerf

[copper hawk]

maybe ur teammates run blindly into tagged daemonhosts

roundfish giveth and roundfish taketh away

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[spare talon]

why tho

[sullen forge]

We’re sitting at about the same amount, I’m literally just buying blues from Brunt for blessings I didn’t nab as a lower level

[obsidian prairie]

It enables my cat to play

[rocky nacelle]

erm

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[sour oxide]

All I want it to do is crit and go through as many guys as possible

[copper hawk]

redditors

redditor ahh image

[rocky nacelle]

erm guys

🧱

[sullen forge]

Truly the peak of bricks

[rocky nacelle]

80

and its quell speed

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-gaiden-the-man-who-erased-his-name-pocket-circuit-kazuma-kiryu-courstar-gif-11695289623320303991

[sour oxide]

lol dude I don't play psyker all that often and that hurts my feels

[copper hawk]

what's the dump stat on staves anyways

[rocky nacelle]

id say depends

different staves want different things

void strike blast radius is dump

[sour oxide]

yeah I just farmed them while leveling my psyk

[fleet zealot]

eepy

[sour oxide]

do they really smell?

[fleet zealot]

yesn't

ferrets are related to skunks in the animal tree, and have scent glands for a passive stink

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

crit lasgun kind of sucks though???

[rocky nacelle]

that fucking edit from CSM

[hard nexus]

redditors…

[rocky nacelle]

never makes me not laugh

[fleet zealot]

but most ferrets are descented when they get fixed as kits

and females generally smell less than males

[spare talon]

yeah thats true

[fleet zealot]

but like anyone who owned a cat or dog, they are gonna always have that furry animal stink

[spare talon]

oh wait we're talking about ferrets

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-warhammer-40k-goedulf-gif-11159172985775338946

[hard nexus]

where r these gifs coming from

[drifting wolf]

who knows

[copper hawk]

lmfao

love how the ogryn still holds his weapon as he dies

[rocky nacelle]

chud death

[sour oxide]

and redditors

[opaque island]

how often do yall shower?

[north sedge]

what's a shower

[sour oxide]

showers are dangerous

[frosty herald]

not a hairless cat

[sullen forge]

Makima is listening edits will never not be funny

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/veryth-lightforge-chainsaw-man-gif-15646315410628860727

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-santa-chainsaw-man-kishibe-gif-5924242618566740282

[rocky nacelle]

well if its futurama santa

[hushed knoll]

[rocky nacelle]

we're fucked

[paper harness]

am i insane enough to go until the 3veg goes out of the selection