zealot-class

[visual stream]

It's still such a tragedy that martyr's purpose doesn't count damage taken during UD

Like it would still be bad but then it could at least be a meme

Instead of objectively worthless

[static creek]

really isnt the best but its a super fresh char

[burnt ivy]

Tbh I think Martyrdom takes too much investment to be good. You have to shape your whole build around being low HP. Why not run Blazing or Judgment where you don't have to rely on your teammates to pull any weight to prevent your inevitable death since doing a no hit run is nearly impossible.

[spare talon]

i mean if this is the case the perks are decent enough to keep if you want and you can just have the blessing be changable till itemization hits

[visual stream]

I mean I guess as is it could help your get your ability back when you're getting wailed on right before you bite it but that's a whole talent point for a "sometimes" perk that might not even do anything during those "sometimes"

[static creek]

haha thats true. one thing that i learned is that survivability is way lower for games like auric mael

[static creek]

until death helps alot

[burnt ivy]

Not to mention to maximize using Marty, you need like 4+ wounds which also takes away the efficiency of Healing Stims that heal 1 wound fully.

[visual stream]

The reward for higher skill players being able to stay at low HP thanks to UD and HR is definitely worth

[visual stream]

Oh yeah for sure, I was talking about Martyr's Purpose

[static creek]

gotcha

[burnt ivy]

For when skill isn't enough and luck comes to play and you die because of something you can't control...I'd rather take the hit and live rather than crumple and rely on goldfish brained teammates.

[static creek]

so true lol i usually play alone so i carry 99% of the time

[patent patrol]

So... what would I need to make this thing work? Is it just bricked?

[visual stream]

I mean, the times when you get smacked because of something less in your control, that's what UD is for

[patent patrol]

Cause those stats are crispy but idk

[visual stream]

I personally don't run it but I certainly see the value, especially in taking way less medicae

[patent patrol]

I seem to recall wrath being pretty good on the MKII but

[burnt ivy]

But why would you even run that when you could just not die or go down in the first place? So many better things can be equipped and a far less amount of stress would be put on you

[spare talon]

for zealot, generally they lean into crits and finesse more, especially with things like scourge, duellist, and piety existing
so the general rule of thumb for my zealot knives are uncanny + riposte/precog/fleshtearer being the most universially applicable
you can do other combos, i personally love precog/riposte with piety as the crit ADMs against armor with both precog and duellist procced make uncanny irrelevent, but specific things like uncanny/fleshtearer kinda have to go together, so the rending applies to the bleed which makes it much more impactful against everything that would actually benefit from bleed damage

mercy killer is generally more of a vet pick, as their tree allows them to stack tons of weakpoint damage, and they have a node that gives an ensured bleed proc with absolutely 0 conditions other than a melee hit

[paper harness]

Lacerate uncanny

[burnt ivy]

I hard carry a solid 90% of the time if not all the time. I don't have friends that are better than me and the randoms never seem to prove their worth or end up just quitting on the first down.

[spare talon]

dude only like 3 people in the world can use that more effectively than other options lmao

[paper harness]

I know but funny

[north sedge]

marty is not-so-secretly brain dead easy

[static creek]

woah bro me too haha

[patent patrol]

Anyone got opinions on this? I seem to recall wrath being good on the MKII since it doesn't have as good of cleave as the other heavy evisc so MAYBE there's hope if I get a good second blessing? I might risk it cause those stats are good but.

[visual stream]

Haven't run it so can't confirm but I don't doubt

[paper harness]

I play less knife and more dclaw

[burnt ivy]

Well yeah, you just stand in a barrel for like 5+ seconds and watch your HP drain. Then it's low enough and you can play the game finally.

[north sedge]

no,

[clear knot]

thats not necessary

LOL

[north sedge]

just run into a horde and mash attack

[paper harness]

I prefer barrels

[north sedge]

it's like, pants on head dumb

[clear knot]

you are rewarded for playing the game normally

[visual stream]

It's for people who are comfortable with being at low HP, and are subsequently rewarded for it

[north sedge]

you take so little dmg

[spare talon]

dclaw desperately needs armor adm buffs

[paper harness]

Get me down to 2 bars

[patent patrol]

This is true. Tho my build has some oddities since I'm very peculiar about my grenade type so I'm missing a lot of that survivability. I need to fix it at some point...

[paper harness]

Toiletpots would disagree

[burnt ivy]

You shouldn't be running into a horde taking damage normally...

[paper harness]

Kinda the point of martydom

[visual stream]

And you especially shouldn't be barreling yourself

[clear knot]

^

[paper harness]

Fuck you ill shoot myself off the map

[north sedge]

you take so little dmg that you can just lick a pox burster if it gets near you

[burnt ivy]

So the skill set actively rewards you for playing like shit

[clear knot]

yes

[burnt ivy]

[patent patrol]

but my favorite tech is to hit a barrel, charge my hammer, fling myself across the map and hit a budget market garden on a Crusher.

It's very funny.

[burnt ivy]

No wonder I don't run Marty

[north sedge]

the reason i dont play marty often is because it's super boring

[paper harness]

The real skill is edging one wound

[smoky pewter]

Marty is fun

[spare talon]

it also needs a parry blessing but thats more just wishful thinking lmao

[clear knot]

i enjoy the fluidity of IJ

marty is so fucking SLOW

[paper harness]

No dodge speed I sleep

[patent patrol]

Slow, but tanky and powerful. There's a reason I run THammer on it.

[clear knot]

i run IJ and stam regen and life is like butter

[patent patrol]

Everything is a nail and I am the hammer

[burnt ivy]

I just run 0 wound Curios and win in Aurics with Blazing and a crit heavy evisc...I do the hardest shit with 2 wounds and my bare hands.

[clear knot]

just run thammer on ij and ur not a fucking slug

[burnt ivy]

Don't use Thammer, it's awful, just use a knife

[clear knot]

the trade off to put thammer on marty instead of ij isnt worth im o

even for "funny one shot"

[patent patrol]

IJ is like the worst keystone isn't it? I see no one use it lol.

[burnt ivy]

The knife does 3x the damage of the thammer. I saw a hobo crit kill one shot a Plague Ogryn with a combat knife.

[spare talon]

i really need to give ij dclaw a real shot

[clear knot]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-fish-this-is-bait-gif-11212449

[paper harness]

Not a realistic uptime

[smoky pewter]

IJ is too much to keep track of.

[patent patrol]

Counterpoint: How about you stop judging me for enjoying a weapon when it's not actively hurting people when I use it? The ironhelm is goated. I enjoy it. End of discussion.

[clear knot]

thammer need one shot on crushers for activation and itll be fine

[paper harness]

Technically

The highest potential dps is marty Rashad

[clear knot]

^

[paper harness]

At 21k dps

[ornate bone]

Ironhelm? Isn’t that the bad one?

[burnt ivy]

I point and laugh (partially cry at how dirty the thammer has been done)

[paper harness]

But you will never actually get close

[clear knot]

rashad is still the dumb fucking option

for just w key everything

[paper harness]

Brain dead

[smoky pewter]

Free my homie Crucis

[clear knot]

mk6 knife is close imo

that shit is busted

[patent patrol]

Actually no. Crucis is worse now. Crucis does a lot of single target damage but has barely any crowd control so basically you have to rely on the flamer and, unlike the knife, it's not totally worth the effort.

[clear knot]

crucis is better than ironhelm

imo

but i know cole says no

so listen to him

[patent patrol]

The Ironhelm has insane horde clear and can still hit a ton of Crucis breakpoints with a SMALL amount of extra investment.

[burnt ivy]

If they gave the Thammers infinite Crowd Control it would be worth it

[smoky pewter]

I vote Crucis over Ironhelm because one-tap dopamine is king

[clear knot]

what

[paper harness]

Both hammers slow and slow = stinky

I win

[clear knot]

i think thats a troll take

[ornate bone]

wait what why would they do that to crucis

[paper harness]

That’s either bait or soyker

[patent patrol]

Basically Ironhelm is a slightly weaker single target, more generalist and overall better Crucis in most situations

[clear knot]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-skate-funny-meme-gif-18666878

[patent patrol]

sure, it misses out on the higher damage the Crucis has, but the damage difference is so small it's basically negligable

[hard nexus]

zoe

i got this clip of u

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iwUQBdcl4uMPVlG_t/d133712hdg8V?invite=cr-MSxuU0ssMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/mig29-project-wingman-ace-combat-aoa-limiter-gif-25948883

[hard nexus]

a while ago

[clear knot]

i enjoy jumping to hit my bosses

[paper harness]

PROJECT WINGMAN MY BELOVED

[patent patrol]

the Ironhelm can hit most Crucis breakpoints 9 times out of 10 with a miniscule amount of extra investment that you can usually get from just the skill tree alone.

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/project-wingman-maneuver-gif-24050552

[ornate bone]

all of you’re boarders are belong to me now

[obsidian prairie]

I need to try AOA limiter

[static creek]

sorry had to start the game but this is my IJ w scourge stabby boi. I run through everything w this guy

[clear knot]

dismantled

[patent patrol]

what's the troll take?

[clear knot]

taco

[obsidian prairie]

Looks goofy as shit but the safety button of flares is so nice

[median steeple]

guys check out this god roll knife I got

[clear knot]

troll poster

[paper harness]

Peak

[static creek]

ish

[ornate bone]

could be better

no fleshtearer lacerate

[patent patrol]

the 37% finesse hurts my soul lmao. Especially when all the other stats are pretty decent to good.

Lol

[hard nexus]

finesse is completely useless wdym

[clear knot]

this my bb

[hard nexus]

it’s a dump stat

[static creek]

heck no

[patent patrol]

Nuh-uh

not on the knife, hell nah

[burnt ivy]

I ain't trolling, I got a dream of one swing shotting an entire horde.

[hard nexus]

it’s so bad

[hard nexus]

it gives a damage buff of like 1

[paper harness]

Fuk u mods

[ornate bone]

exactly, don’t need finesse for bleed stacks

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[patent patrol]

I've done it. It's super fun.

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-gif-5745340963900301559

[paper harness]

Play ep smite then

[static creek]

this makes me very confusion

[burnt ivy]

The what now?

[hard nexus]

crucius has a ton of crowd control???

[ornate bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1166851827900350575/bloodknife.gif?ex=654bfe72&is=65398972&hm=a29c6925d49ddb17e8259b3a13969f39435a19f50424ed7168ca805ed587c8f2&

simply bleed

[spare talon]

They're joking

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-wet-hot-american-summer-gif-20489538

[hard nexus]

you can stagger entire mixed hordes with crucius

[paper harness]

EP smite

[static creek]

getting baboozled feels bad man

[spare talon]

Ft/lacerate is a meme knife but I STILL FIND PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY USING IT

[burnt ivy]

What is that

[clear knot]

enhanced psionics and smite

[lusty oar]

estonian penetration

[clear knot]

play a psyker

[hard nexus]

same

[clear knot]

if you wanna do that a lot

[patent patrol]

This is my THammer rn. Once the new system comes out I'm hoping I get that good ol RNG luck and it puts a bunch of points into first target cause that's the only stat that desperately needs to be increased on this thing

[clear knot]

is what he saying

[acoustic dune]

ahello fellow zealot

[paper harness]

[acoustic dune]

how is it zealoting

[burnt ivy]

Extra power

[patent patrol]

not exactly. The Ironhelm does that but better. It's a perfect hybrid. Crucis leans too far into the single target aspect, making it worse in a way. Crucis does more damage, but the damage gap is miniscule so it's better to go with the ironhelm for more situations

[paper harness]

No t4s in my melk shops

Sad!

[acoustic dune]

is that one taco stan cultist

[paper harness]

Lacerate though sex

[spare talon]

Sorry idk what that is

[clear knot]

ive been looking for t1 and 2 blessings at brunts since update was annocuned and have p much all thammer,evis,knife and crusher blessings and while they said the progress is mostly weighting on the t3&4 blessings it gives me happiness that i will NOT be lacking

[burnt ivy]

Isn't Smite the most dogshit worthless thing on Pskyer since it can't even kill poxwalkers without a ton of peril?

[ornate bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1113941879394947193/memex.gif

[paper harness]

It kills everything on the map

[acoustic dune]

LACERATE YEAH

[paper harness]

3500 hours of darktide

[patent patrol]

Should I grab this? Idk. I know the perks aren't great but I think Wrath is pretty good on this specific heavy evisc isn't it? And the stats look amazing so idk.

[ornate bone]

too far gone

[spare talon]

Ep gives it like 3x damage

[hard nexus]

crowd control is different than horde clear

[paper harness]

Time to pull it out

[hard nexus]

crucius has better crowd control

[patent patrol]

Ok that's fair.

[hard nexus]

ironhelm has better horde clear

[visual stream]

Oh by all means use the reds as cost-free transportation, but I meant don't stand in the fire for mart stacks xd

[burnt ivy]

So uh...instead of 5 DPS...it's 15

[obsidian prairie]

Smite is one of the most broken things on psyker because it locks down horde for free

[patent patrol]

true.

[ornate bone]

too bad no horses in darktide

[lusty oar]

mods, post the 80 rager ep smite clip

[hard nexus]

expldoe

[hard nexus]

i just hit 1k hours today

[burnt ivy]

You can solo it with melee...

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

[visual stream]

I won a clutch one time because I used a red barrel to reposition

[clear knot]

i hasvent played much this year ;-;

its made me sad

i should be at 3k or moar

[patent patrol]

Ah. I did not know those two were different. In any case Ironhelm has better horde clear and about the same single target breakpoints with a miniscule amount of investment needed, which is usually done via thrust and slaughterer. Yes, a Crucis will do more damage to a boss, but the damage gap is so small between the two.

[visual stream]

I ask this with not a hint of malice or bad intentions, but do you have a job?

[lusty oar]

no, you should be put down

[patent patrol]

So the Ironhelm is usually better for most situations.

[clear knot]

ya

[hard nexus]

yes

[paper harness]

4 player ep smite

[hard nexus]

ironhelm is a better generalist weapon

[ornate bone]

and here I thought my few hundred hours was a lot

[hard nexus]

crucius is a better single target

needs to get buffed to one shot crushers though

[visual stream]

Yeah the only bp you actually gotta work for with mart/IJ is maulers

[patent patrol]

You mean Crushers?

[clear knot]

gunna give you a stroke hold on

[patent patrol]

maulers I can one tap easily with a full charged body swing/head swing

[paper harness]

430k from smite and creeping frames

[paper harness]

I do (somewhat)

[visual stream]

Nope, maulers

[broken walrus]

Creeping frames? thats what happens when I turn off dlss

[paper harness]

Not a real job

[ornate bone]

so you play darktide for a living?

[visual stream]

You can't kill maulers with only thrust stacks, gotta have ht/slaught and/or something else to buff

[patent patrol]

But that's the thing. The gap between the two is pretty miniscule. Hence why the Ironhelm is usually considered better of the two. The crucis does not do enough single target damage in comparison to the ironhelm to warrant running it over said ironhelm and sacrificing your horde clear

[clear knot]

this doesnt include my alts

[paper harness]

I’m in a position that is ultra niche so I do what I want, which is playing darktide

[patent patrol]

I thought that was Crushers.

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-breathing-breathing-scared-garn-47-gif-12912558230688757313

I wish I had as much free time

[ornate bone]

what the fuck

[spare talon]

It scales up the longer it's held
It can start outright kill elites that just can't fight back
Plus you can pair it with creeping flames to add even more damage to the enemies that can't fight back

[visual stream]

Enjoy it honestly

[paper harness]

Between civ 5 and 6 21k hours

[visual stream]

Nah, crushers to my knowledge are like hard-locked out of one shots on helm without FotF/Shroud

Though I haven't tested every hoop jump in the game to know that for sure

[spare talon]

Like it's so stupidly broken, not because it's insane damage
But because it's decent enough damage while also making everything unable to be a threat

[patent patrol]

Actually not really. There's other ways to get that one shot. FOTF/Shroud is just the most reliable one.

Headtaker/slaughterer with a couple stacks I think JUST get you a one shot.

if you have thrust 3 or 4. I think 4.

[burnt ivy]

Can't you just use a staff and kill them quicker than wasting time and smiting 8 enemies?

[clear knot]

think of the match as a whole

[ornate bone]

that’s almost 3 years of your life just spent playing civ

I don’t even

[clear knot]

i havea few thousand hours on smite

the game

[visual stream]

I have to see a clip of this or test this, because even with cara perk lots of hoop jumping doesn't even get you close

[clear knot]

not the ability

[visual stream]

Favorite gods?

[clear knot]

breh

[paper harness]

If it had an esport I would be the faker of it

[clear knot]

one sec

[patent patrol]

Does it not? I could've swore headtaker/slaughterer 4 max stacks + thrust 4 got you the breakpoint?

[fleet zealot]

was that pre crusher buff?

[clear knot]

sylvanus, geb, Cthulhu, and athena is still busted

[spare talon]

Yes you can
But they can fight back while you're doing that
With ep/smite/creeping flames they're dead with 0 chance of you being hit cuz they're just standing there

[patent patrol]

I wouldn't know. I stopped playing for a while.

[visual stream]

Geb is such simple fun

Me roll at you

You go away

[clear knot]

geb is just, one of the best supports in the game no matter what

[spare talon]

Like you COULD kill that group of 10 ragers with a purgatus staff while they're running straight at you
Or you could hold them in place and unable to do anything and also kill them

[paper harness]

Strategy games hit that autism for me

[clear knot]

good peel, mobility and a free like almost 1k health shiled

[patent patrol]

What do I do with this btw? I think wrath is good on this version of the heavy evisc right? maybe I give it a chance cause of the stats?

[visual stream]

I mained the fuck out of Awilix, I was cracked with her

[clear knot]

gebs ult too is just, great initiate with blink

[fleet zealot]

boots

[burnt ivy]

Sounds like a waste of time and peril when you could just simply kill them before they get you way faster than smite and waiting for your team to kill them.

[fleet zealot]

worse than savage sweep but yea it will work

mk2 can stack sweep so easily

[clear knot]

these situations dont happen in a vacuum theres more going on than jsut those guys

[patent patrol]

... Hm.

You were saying?

I'm cleaving everything

okay, cool.

[spare talon]

Idk how to explain to you that being able to both essentially pause the game and also have all the enemies die is stupidly fucking broken
It may take 1 second longer but you're literally unable to lose and you're just holding down one button

[fleet zealot]

cleave maxing

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bGURG.gif

[patent patrol]

Pretty sure this thing is bricked tho lmao

[fleet zealot]

she mastered deathrolling

[cerulean moth]

not savage sweep 4

https://tenor.com/bLh5r.gif

[fleet zealot]

i mean if you don't have another mk2

it will do

wrath to rampage

cry about perks

[cerulean moth]

do u have any male destiny characters

[fleet zealot]

no

[patent patrol]

This is my other one.

[fleet zealot]

i don't even play d2 past like, the OG main storyline

[clear knot]

no ew

[fleet zealot]

mk2 is distinct enough from mk15 imo

[cerulean moth]

bruh i was just ASKING

why u gotta hate on the boys

we are cool

https://tenor.com/bWDdI.gif

[lusty oar]

mmm boysmell

[cerulean moth]

nvm

we suckl

[clear knot]

https://tenor.com/view/little-witch-academia-atsuko-kagari-amanda-o-neill-akko-fist-bump-gif-25657379

[cerulean moth]

die die die die die die die

[clear knot]

so true

[patent patrol]

I do have to ask tho. Is Shred SPECIFIC to crit builds or could I use this on any build or?

[clear knot]

femboy smell tho

[cerulean moth]

thats the same shit

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-puke-puke-vomit-kitty-vomit-cat-vomit-gif-10902081098279086080

[patent patrol]

cause I haven't touched my MKXV cause idk if it's only for crit builds or not cause it has shred

[fleet zealot]

shred is basically specific to crit builds yea, mk2 works better with damage/power maxing over crit anyways

[cerulean moth]

you smell like pure unfettered ass

[fleet zealot]

mk15 off crit build wants BT over shred

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/5oIs.gif

[lusty oar]

all those holes just beggin

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bXMRX.gif

[fleet zealot]

comfy

[cerulean moth]

u could throw that bed like a frizbee

bet they wouldn't fall out

[rocky nacelle]

I look in soyker chat

why is the plasma sympathizer there

[fleet zealot]

ferrets are deep sleepers but most aren't that deep

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-statue-punch-yakuza-kiwami-yakuza-gif-18284709

[fleet zealot]

there is ferrets you can flop around and they will just keep snoozin

[lusty oar]

smite

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bjTa1.gif

treat the mf like this

still snoozing

i respect it

[burnt ivy]

Doesn't that make the game boring and entirely not fun? Not to mention the whole needing to rely on people to actually kill the horde.

[spare talon]

guys
i have orange chocolate soda

[clear knot]

yummy

[drowsy steppe]

with practically 0 downside

[spare talon]

yeah youre entirely correct

[cerulean moth]

recycling

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[drowsy steppe]

yes

[spare talon]

its very boring
stupidly boring for everyone in the game

[cerulean moth]

chrischan fanta recyclionh

[drowsy steppe]

is it strong yea

[rocky nacelle]

I HATE CONSOLE PLAYERS I HATE PLASMA I HATE SMITE I HATE noobs…..

[drowsy steppe]

is it unfun to play with yea

'but oh I enjoy using this'

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jumper-cables-cars-cars-movie-i-want-this-hung-by-jumper-cables-gif-17837908718918555257

[cerulean moth]

MAL is ur profile pic no loner shadowheart

[drowsy steppe]

the other person doesnt enjoy you using it

[cerulean moth]

or is that a different shart

[drowsy steppe]

its a fanart of her

[cerulean moth]

shart is safe then

good

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.tumblr.com/muffinpoop1/760331367609401344/i-cant-tell-if-its-done-or-not-because-im-not?source=share

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1271675190941585501/RDT_20240807_142447.mp4?ex=66d88010&is=66d72e90&hm=c81f26ced129e93582169f6f35a93ffbe0e17fd47b8a947383d918f4f2ec540d&

[ivory marlin]

The day mal doesnt have shart pfp is the day the world ends

[cerulean moth]

she looks less like a wet cat in that. I like it

[ivory marlin]

Despite how mid shart is

[cerulean moth]

imma be real shart AINT mid but I should have romanced layzel

[ivory marlin]

Gale is peak bro

[cerulean moth]

ok i see you

and i say

[burnt ivy]

That proves my point

[cerulean moth]

im not gay

massinve travisty

cause that man is handsome

[drowsy steppe]

my favorite reddit post

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jumped-viralhog-failed-ferret-fails-gif-16115028

https://tenor.com/view/bg3-baldur's-gate-3-karlach-picmix-vintage-gif-3505332506762955219

best gal

[rocky nacelle]

Sorry sweaty lore accurate just like plasma

💅

[spare talon]

i was proving that its boring for everyone
EP smite does actually kill hordes, elites, etc
the only things it doesnt deal with are crushers and bosses

[drowsy steppe]

dont need smite to win against crusher squads

[clear knot]

https://tenor.com/view/loli-nichijou-eating-popcorn-popcorn-toss-failed-popcorn-toss-gif-11928788

[rocky nacelle]

Smite doesn’t win on either side of the spectrum

if used properly it’s broken and boring

if used wrong it’s boring and useless

[fleet zealot]

if smite was canon there is no reason the imperium loses besides it's own anti psyker bigotry

[rocky nacelle]

it’s not winning either way

[fleet zealot]

angron when the imperium sends 4 smite psykers to tickle him

[cerulean moth]

I once had two pstkers using smite on a BON

i was so annoyed

HIT IT

[lusty oar]

that’d be pretty appropriate ngl

[cerulean moth]

do we think if they nerfed plasma they would get review bomed agin

[spare talon]

if someone could go to the psyk and showcase ep smite

[rocky nacelle]

only by console players

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[cerulean moth]

bruh

u have some hate within you

leave my console players ALONE

[rocky nacelle]

yeah and it’s fun

[cerulean moth]

i love all of them

[rocky nacelle]

it’s fun/funny to hate idc

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-adventure-knuckles-knuckles-the-echidna-gliding-glide-gif-27368004

I HATE all of them

to make up for the fact you love them all

[ivory marlin]

REAL

[fleet zealot]

jfc

[cerulean moth]

Will ALWAYS protect my console chjldren

[fleet zealot]

watching a shieldgryn

[cerulean moth]

no matta how much it 'urts

[fleet zealot]

use PA

[median steeple]

which chaxe variant fucks crushers again?

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/b0gg4.gif

[median steeple]

the 12 right

[fleet zealot]

instead of H1

this OGRYN IS NEVER h1

he used it!

[rocky nacelle]

if its greener/meaner looking

yes

[median steeple]

bitch I only see the outline no the colour

[fleet zealot]

HE KEEPS PUSHING

[warm rapids]

any ideas on how to getbetter at damnnation

[fleet zealot]

BUT NEVER THE BURSTERS

[clear knot]

goon

[spare talon]

i love the dialogue talking about this

[drowsy steppe]

play more damn

[hard nexus]

dodge all the time

have a good build

[fleet zealot]

i desrever this

[hard nexus]

be aware of ur surroundings

[drowsy steppe]

blocking isnt as essential as in VT2, unless youre blocking monster's attacks

[fleet zealot]

i'm playing psyker without meds

[rocky nacelle]

here bitch

[drowsy steppe]

dodging has i-frames so dodge often. If youre on PC you can download the numeric ui mod

[warm rapids]

i think im cursed

[median steeple]

thanks bitch

[rocky nacelle]

YOUR WELCOME buddy

[warm rapids]

i cant avenge my fallen team

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-sad-jesse-pinkman-sad-breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-sad-gif-24555445

[drowsy steppe]

it'll show you how much effective dodges certain weapons have

[hard nexus]

dodges remain effective until -3 or -4 i think

[drowsy steppe]

theres better melee weapon selection than others, but generally just knowing your weapons movesets gets you ahead of the curve already

[median steeple]

HT/thrust on the 12 right?

[rocky nacelle]

kinetic deflection be like

[rocky nacelle]

yes

thrust lets it shit on crushers even easier

(and monstros)

[drowsy steppe]

weapon movesets are pretty in depth

since

[rocky nacelle]

@lusty oar

https://tenor.com/view/never-cook-again-never-cook-cook-never-goku-gif-3962474524105307442

[drowsy steppe]

certain combinations of inputs lets you access certain, often strongest moveset of a weapon easier

[grizzled aspen]

What did the slaaneshi creature post this time?

[drowsy steppe]

or certain combinations lets you do a 'horde clear' repeating pattern

like the hs7
push attack chains into an H2

[median steeple]

is mobil or def the dump stat? ( or is it both)

[rocky nacelle]

mobil more than def

(cause def = atk spd)

iirc

[paper harness]

Keqe my beloved

[paper harness]

Toxic behavior reported

[median steeple]

So close

fixable but man

[spare talon]

i should play EP smite so i can more accurately hate it with experience

[lusty oar]

groaners -> stam for rev it up maxxing

[rocky nacelle]

it was about time they got me....

https://tenor.com/view/fall-falling-fallen-kingdom-fallen-kingdom-gif-6774652182841014167

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691lmUKrCs0

[median steeple]

holy shit this thing fucks even when it's missing a perk

[rocky nacelle]

yep

unironically too psycho apparently mk12 likes unarmored

I think mine has unarmored / unyld or flak or maniac

(something something BPs)

[median steeple]

i swapped sprint to flak

I'll just wait till the update to make it better

I don't wish to gamble for HT4

[rocky nacelle]

cmon

join me

ive been gambling for T4 precog

on and off

[grizzled aspen]

Enclavum baross auric maelstrom with increased sniper spawns is a crock of horse shit

[rocky nacelle]

(ive gotten 5 blue knives with T3 Precog)

[grizzled aspen]

They can spawn at the other end of the skylink and snipe you through it.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-american-psycho-stare-staring-stare-christian-bale-stare-gif-21878062

they always

give me T3 precog

its even worse when the whole game stutters just to reveal a T3 i already have

[grizzled aspen]

Don't worry, power swords only give me t3 wrath when I bless them.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-dotman4-gif-18657936

[rocky nacelle]

theres other blessings besides slaughterer/ramp/sunder/power cycler?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

Hadron thinks she's hilarious and only gives me t3 wrath.

[rocky nacelle]

power sword gets this

as its blessing pool

there is literally only 1 dog shit blessing here

[visual stream]

And now we walk over to the hammer aisle...

[rocky nacelle]

meanwhile

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

skin every vet alive

until the day we get sunder and or power cycler on an ironhelm

fuck even supercharge could be of use

(on an ironhelm)

[ornate bone]

Man the thunder hammer really ain’t cutting it for me no more it’s weird

[spare talon]

the current sandbox has outscaled it

in terms of enemies, rather

[rocky nacelle]

🔼

and it has not been compensated

for that either

they left it in a closet somewhere

[spare talon]

taking 4 seconds to one shot an elite doesnt matter when theres 8 more right next to it

[ornate bone]

So I’m not just crazy?

[rocky nacelle]

no

THs are sadly

[ornate bone]

Cool

[rocky nacelle]

mid

at least for now

[spare talon]

they still excel at bosses but thats about it

[rocky nacelle]

im still mad

I out damaged a marty crucis user

[spare talon]

outside of that, theyre closer to being a liability

[rocky nacelle]

with mk6 knife

that is so dumb

[rocky nacelle]

oof ouch oh no my crucis special is making me reel back I hope nothing dire can come of this 1.5 second interaction

[spiral anvil]

Does TH even kill bulwarks anymore

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728174260878704643/1178364672756437022/salvatory_ogryn.gif

[rocky nacelle]

crucis reels back for 2 seconds

and ironhelm

it just

its a rubber hammer im gonna be honest

[spiral anvil]

The TH afterglow is crazy, they let chain weapons cancel but TH nuh uh

[rocky nacelle]

the fact I can't even 1 shot a crusher

after smacking it with 1 light (to apply thunderous)

and a special strike down H3 chastise

it still doesnt get 1shotted

with ironhelm

is fucking sickening

[spiral anvil]

Thunderous does nothing for activation does it

[slate haven]

Do I keep this?

[visual stream]

Today I will buff all elites' HP and not touch the weapons that are supposed to one shot the elites

[rocky nacelle]

it might but i made sure to hit it with a non powered up L1

[copper hawk]

Yah

[rocky nacelle]

so i lowered his armor with brittleness

and it still wasnt enough

[drowsy steppe]

and non hammers can kill those a lot faster than what a th can

[rocky nacelle]

awesome fatshart

🔨

[ornate bone]

Anyone have a good chainsword build?

[visual stream]

I'm fine with ironhelm having no way to one shot a crusher but crucis at best only can by hoop jumping with cara perk or marty

[spiral anvil]

Like the TH activation has totally different ADM

[ornate bone]

I’ll try that instead of the thammer

[spiral anvil]

It probably already >100% carapace

[rocky nacelle]

today I will completely nullify the existence of hammers and chain weapons because rashad and knife

[spiral anvil]

So the brittleness does next to nothing

[rocky nacelle]

unironically use crusher

if you want something thats TH but better

[spiral anvil]

Crusher is just better

[ornate bone]

Can’t

[spiral anvil]

Push attack combos are sick too

[ornate bone]

Ugly weapon

I’ll die

[rocky nacelle]

crack cocaine

you are smoking

pilgrim

[spare talon]

Crusher is literally goated

[ornate bone]

If the weapon doesn’t look cool I will simply evaporate

[north sedge]

crusher is great but it's not really hammer

[rocky nacelle]

if you're talking about monstrosity wise

I agree

[modern lintel]

Hammers hardly hammer tbh

[rocky nacelle]

any other scenario

[spare talon]

I think it's one of the best weapons in the game if you ignore weapons that are extreme outliers

[rocky nacelle]

crusher excels

imo

TH literally is only good for "haha look how hard I can piss on this monstrosity"

and thats it

at least currently

[modern lintel]

Sad but true

[drowsy steppe]

how much it has fell off

[rocky nacelle]

you'd have to be playing out of your entire skull to out damage a knife/rashad

as a TH user

and the knife user would have to be exceedingly bad

its sad

meanwhile im running into a bulwark/crusher pack with IJ and mk6 and just spam heavies and dodges

oh whoops everything is dead in the time TH took to kill 1 mauler

haha

🔪

[north sedge]

th one shots both bulwarks and maulers, crushers are the issue

[drowsy steppe]

I dont think it can even 1 shot maulers at least without dash or stealth

[rocky nacelle]

its moreso the fact that they spam those specific enemies

crusher vs 5 bulwarks and 2 crushers compared to TH vs 5 bulwarks and crushers

[north sedge]

what garbage hammer are you using?

[rocky nacelle]

we know whats better in that scenario

[spare talon]

hm
i have access to the silly public nudity mod
but im still debating whether i even want to use it

[drowsy steppe]

its not garbage

also

[rocky nacelle]

people were talking about me in the mourningstar already after I was afk for like 2 minutes

[drowsy steppe]

knife has better dps comparatively

[rocky nacelle]

its very easy to become a part of the problem

it seems

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-nudist-naturist-dolphin-gif-14876869

[paper harness]

The pubbies don’t do the obj or clear

[modern lintel]

Youre on the precipice of degeneracy

[hard nexus]

it can, on a body hit

[drowsy steppe]

full thrust?

[hard nexus]

i think

[rocky nacelle]

full thrust crucis

is definitely 1 shotting a mauler to the chest

ironhelm too you'd just have to H3

[hard nexus]

give thunder hammer 500-1000 damage lights and buff heavies to one shot crushers

[paper harness]

Baross is painful to pub for me

[rocky nacelle]

ok

heres the real idea ive had

[spare talon]

how
thats like one of the easiest maps

[drowsy steppe]

how about we just remove the annoying self stun

[rocky nacelle]

make ironhelm have power cycler and more energized special focused gameplay
make crucis just the haha im going to 1 shot you now wep like it used to be

[drowsy steppe]

makes it less sloppy to use

[opaque island]

what do yall think of these talents for knife?

[rocky nacelle]

mk3 or mk6

[obsidian prairie]

This is the greatest vet fit

[paper harness]

Mid event

[modern lintel]

Still think crusher and ogryn power maul should get power cycler to send ppls flying

[opaque island]

:^)

[obsidian prairie]

Everyone clamoring for Kasrkin or Scions armor

[rocky nacelle]

you're running piety josh so go precog imo

[obsidian prairie]

I just running the shit tier penance cosmetic

[rocky nacelle]

your crits will benefit more from precog

while running a piety build

[spare talon]

this is nearly what i run, but i use the attack speed node, the other stealth node, and the stealth regen node instead of the final piety node and holy rev

[rocky nacelle]

(also uncanny is just broke so)

cole when are you rejecting shroud knife

[opaque island]

should i drop uncanny or flesh tearre?

[rocky nacelle]

chastise knife is the way

FT

[spare talon]

eventually

[rocky nacelle]

just go precog

precog / uncanny / piety

crits are going to shit

damage

[drowsy steppe]

dash is one dimensional imo

[rocky nacelle]

why do you think I put it on a knife

the weapon that can deal with it all paired with a very basic strong ability

[opaque island]

is there anything i would want instead of uncanny?

[drowsy steppe]

precog or riposte

[rocky nacelle]

no

id run uncanny /precog

and thats that

[drowsy steppe]

or

precog and riposte

[opaque island]

does that 10% crit chance not make an appreciable difference?

[spare talon]

if i were to do a chastise knife build this is what id do
either one of these

[paper harness]

Uncanny, or precog

[rocky nacelle]

i wouldnt trade uncanny cause its broken (but if you wanna practice playing without incase they actually nerf the thing to dirt sure)

[spare talon]

i run precog/riposte with mine, which reliably gets you up to 85% with scourge

[paper harness]

Here’s where we differ

On IJ, I do not take crit cdr

[rocky nacelle]

also precog riposte is pointless imo Mal

hes running piety

[spare talon]

yeah ik you take atk speed and purge instead of crit cdr

[drowsy steppe]

stopped using twbs ngl

[drowsy steppe]

ah

[paper harness]

I run toughness regen

[hard nexus]

if you’re going hard for crits, you can sacrifice the final node of blazing piety for another talent, and take riposte instead of uncanny on knife, your crits deal very high damage to carapace by default, and the damage added by uncanny, relatively, isn’t that much

[spare talon]

oh yeah i forgot

[rocky nacelle]

without running Piety at all or any crit talents (besides scourge) I can get 50% crit chance on a mk6 knife

so he definitely doesnt need riposte for a piety mk3 build

[ornate bone]

Do y’all like the IV or XIIIg chainsword better?

[rocky nacelle]

just go precog/uncanny

max out the dmg

on crits

/weakspots

[ornate bone]

XIII feels kinda weird ngl

[spare talon]

crit ADMs for knife are beyond 1 for armor

you really dont need uncanny

[rocky nacelle]

i dont know what this means

[ornate bone]

All the over heads

[spare talon]

if youre maxxing the crit

[spare talon]

it means uncanny will make almost no difference on crits

[hard nexus]

ADM is armor damage modifier, at 1, you deal full damage

[rocky nacelle]

i know what armor damage modifier acronym is

i just dont know what the point of it is or what it does

[drowsy steppe]

single target oriented movesets but not the worse at horde

[paper harness]

It’s so silly

[stable cypress]

13 is good vs hordes with high attack speed lightspam

[hard nexus]

on crits, knife has an ADM of nearly 1, so you deal nearly full damage through armor

[paper harness]

Every 6 seconds full regen

[spare talon]

its the number that your attack is multiplied by when you hit X armor type

say your ADM for your attack against carapace is 0.1

[rocky nacelle]

so a knife crit

is 100% of the attack power

[spare talon]

your damage is multiplied by 0.1

[hard nexus]

cole fetch that clip of u with the mk6 knife fighting an armor pack

[spare talon]

10% of the damage actually is dealt

[opaque island]

Im going in

[spare talon]

rending is a flat additive number to the adm

50% rending is +0.5 to the adm

[hard nexus]

it wasn’t that clip i was thinking of but yeah

i was thinking of the one on

one of the desert maps

ur team had wiped

i can’t remember what map it was though

[rocky nacelle]

hey this crusher gameplay looks familiar

[spare talon]

i think that was before i was precog/riposte enlightened

[hard nexus]

no it was after

[spare talon]

so there was uncanny on that one at the time

[hard nexus]

i remember u using that clip

as a justification for it

i think

[ornate bone]

I think I’m gonna go with the IV

[paper harness]

Imagine seeing your buffs

[ornate bone]

Feels more comfortable to use

[paper harness]

And not hiding them in the cuck corner

[rocky nacelle]

i like seeing buffs

cuck corner is for team mate bars only

[paper harness]

So few are relevant

[paper harness]

Ainz used to put them around his discord overlay

[spare talon]

nah it does have uncanny in it

i just checked

but yeah my point being
the more youre critting, the less you need uncanny

[drowsy steppe]

I forgot how does the rending gets added past 100%

[spare talon]

esp with precog and duellist

[spare talon]

converted to dmg at 1/4th the rate

[hard nexus]

1% damage i’m pretty sure

ah

what cole said

[spare talon]

im just faster

gooder

gooderer

[rocky nacelle]

ok since 2 people tried explaining it at the same time

[hard nexus]

do you understand what i am saying?

[rocky nacelle]

im more or less the same amount of confused

time to keep running uncanny executor mk6

[drowsy steppe]

ok 1% damage every 4% rending ok

[rocky nacelle]

[hard nexus]

yeah

probably

when it comes to rending discussions i am not to be trusted

[hard nexus]

die

[paper harness]

I second meow

Die

[rocky nacelle]

gays agreeing

no way.....

[drowsy steppe]

heres a funny one

crit rending node

top of the tree

[hard nexus]

wolp upon ye

[rocky nacelle]

dont care 50% crit chance uncanny executor mk6 IJ

[ornate bone]

Is a weapon having low mobility (less then 50) bad for zealot

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-spin-gif-21121522

[paper harness]

It depends tm

[ornate bone]

If everything else is 75+

[hard nexus]

as long as u have the max dodge count ur fine

[paper harness]

On the weapon

[drowsy steppe]

you lose out on 1 effective dodge usually

[rocky nacelle]

If you're using IJ it'll probably offset dogshit mobility on a weapon

[paper harness]

I would say chaxe can’t dump mobility

[rocky nacelle]

most times if not

[paper harness]

Every other weapon you are fine

[fleet zealot]

chaxe can dump mobility if you are chad asf

[hard nexus]

hi bandit

[rocky nacelle]

tries to dodge out of a rev

[paper harness]

I am not Chad asf

[rocky nacelle]

eats shit

[fleet zealot]

mk4? you don't rev heavy anyways

welcome to unrev'd lights

[hard nexus]

i tried out the bloodthirsty mk15 evis and it was good

[paper harness]

And I play on 150 ping

So

[rocky nacelle]

ping issue

[hard nexus]

kind of inconsistent on crusher one shots though

[paper harness]

Dodge distance

[paper harness]

I’m stuck in Europe

[hard nexus]

can u send ur build for chain crusher killing

🥺🥺

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254758

[rocky nacelle]

fitting for a knife user

stuck in europe

[paper harness]

South England

[fleet zealot]

it's going to be the typical martyrdom build

[spare talon]

adms are a number that your attack is multiplied by when you hit a certain armor type
say flak has an adm of 0.75 for a specific swing, you will only deal 75% of the full damage of the attack cuz it's multiplied by 0.75
rending is a flat additive value to it, like how 10% rending would be +0.1 to the adm
so say youre attack carapace with a swing that has a 0.1 cara adm, but you have 50% rending
that would be (0.1)+(0.5) resulting in a final adm of 0.6, so youd deal 60% of the attacks base damage to the carapace enemy
once rending has made the adm reach 1, it is then converted into 1% dmg for every 4% of rending

[rocky nacelle]

see now that makes more sense

i just cant understand shit when 2 people are explaining the same thing

but in a different way

[hard nexus]

ohg i was running it with IJ

makes sense

[drowsy steppe]

funny how save for one person. Every English person I know talks shit about England

[spare talon]

so now when we say that the adm of a crit stab on knife is so close to 1 that uncanny isnt needed does it make sense

[rocky nacelle]

yes

kinda

[spare talon]

which is why im chunking them so much in that video

[fleet zealot]

there is also a hard cap for players to only get 100% rending

[hard nexus]

we explained that already

[fleet zealot]

oh

well im playing deadlokc

SORRY

[hard nexus]

epic fail

feel bad

now.

[paper harness]

Krill issue

Time to doomscroll the darktide Reddit

[spare talon]

im gonna copy this into my storage server so i never have to type it again :)

[rocky nacelle]

ok yea i understand it better now

preciate cole

[grizzled aspen]

Nah we weren't having issues clearing, there were just like 6 snipers that spawned on the other side of the bridge and apparently they can shoot through it while it's raised. They instantly killed the psyker and downed me, then downed me a 2nd time when I popped indomitable to get out of their line of "sight."

[rocky nacelle]

however

i must keep this uncanny/executor mk6 knife meme up

for yamato

[paper harness]

Will report

[rocky nacelle]

(and no one runs executor anyway lollllllll)

[spare talon]

oh i just queued into a random mission only to load into a fail screen and get 100 plasteel

[paper harness]

Tbh I love that

[hard nexus]

peak

[spare talon]

ik

[paper harness]

Free dockies

[rocky nacelle]

ok cool

[spare talon]

brunt what are you smoking

[grizzled aspen]

Potential god roll.

[spare talon]

hold on heres mine

[rocky nacelle]

zamn

[rocky nacelle]

dude

[grizzled aspen]

Brunt has been straight cooking with most of the stuff I've been buying off him.

[rocky nacelle]

ive never found a single fucking good VLD

its all VLA

its insane

[grizzled aspen]

And for some reason, my last Melk rotation was cracked, too.

[paper harness]

I have a decent one

[spare talon]

these are all on vet

[paper harness]

It’s so fucked

How strong it is

[drowsy steppe]

it would be 200 ping the last time I queued to an NA server

[spare talon]

cuz im abusing vet till he gets gutted

[grizzled aspen]

Picked up a mk4 cleaver for my oggy that has almost 80% in every stat but mobility.

[paper harness]

1 damage taken 750k done

I took one tick of fire

[drowsy steppe]

it wont since its fs fav class

[paper harness]

It’s not

[drowsy steppe]

75% damage reduction on year 1

now arguablt strongest ult

[spare talon]

then the other thing for even more tdr

[drowsy steppe]

piss toughness easy

[paper harness]

The real problem is that nobody in the core playtesting group mains vet, and the ones that do don’t want nerfs

[grizzled aspen]

Only 593 more kills at max heavy hitter stacks until I can stop playing in goofy ways...

Pickaxes are making this far easier.

[drowsy steppe]

skelly does

[rocky nacelle]

look at this 380 i got

[spare talon]

my favorite thing is that most vets in pubs still play like absolute ass

[rocky nacelle]

only 1 80

[spare talon]

like its absolutely insane

[drowsy steppe]

I forgot if Incan is a vet main or if he still playtest

[hard nexus]

u fucking suck bro

stay out of my aurics.

[spare talon]

theyre arguably the strongest class and youll see people baffled that someone is doing well on it
cuz all the good people are on other classes lmao

[paper harness]

The vld is so busted man

I didn’t use melee once

[drowsy steppe]

Im the first yapper to yap about using recon

when it was still SHT

[spare talon]

what are these lvl 200+ green crystal people doing in qp heresy

[hard nexus]

that’s mainly why they don’t get nerfs imo, all the shitters play vet but are still carried by the vet talents, so they play okay but rarely are they good

[drowsy steppe]

what are you doing in qp heresy

[hard nexus]

so they don’t get nerfs

[paper harness]

Weeklies

[hard nexus]

and also what dorn said about play testers

[spare talon]

not wanting to play auric
thats what im doing

[rocky nacelle]

we're done for

time to sacrifice another agri brauto

[paper harness]

All but like 5 are zealot mains lmao

[hard nexus]

i should be a play tester

[rocky nacelle]

time to sacrifice this one

[hard nexus]

(i am also a zealot main)

[drowsy steppe]

I cant trust none of yall to playtest not even me

[hard nexus]

how’re they all zealots but no thammer buffs yet

[spare talon]

theyre all zealot mains cuz its the most vermintide-like class and thats likely where theyre all from

[paper harness]

Bingo

[spare talon]

meanwhile im a zealot main and i suck massive dick at vermintide

its not even funny

[drowsy steppe]

perhaps darcy was right all along

[drowsy steppe]

disregard that

[rocky nacelle]

alright no more rolling agri brautos tonight

2 bricks

[drowsy steppe]

I dont advocate for witchhuntinf yal

😆

[paper harness]

I must learn the Darcy lore

[drowsy steppe]

search Darcy

[paper harness]

There’s like 50000000 results

[drowsy steppe]

good

[hard nexus]

the person that got me into vt2 is infinitely better at it than i am, but i am much better than him at darktide

its weird

we switched or something

[paper harness]

I may be willing to spent the next few weeks data collecting for FatShark but I’m not willing to read 50 quintillion messages

Vt2 is playing ogryn

[drowsy steppe]

vt doesn't have i frames

dt does

[hard nexus]

yah ik

[drowsy steppe]

when I found out you have to physically dodge attacks it clicked for me

[hard nexus]

fair

idk i just

suck at it

it’s alright though

i only like vt2 for chaos wastes

[opaque island]

the trick is to not let them swing at all with pushes

[paper harness]

I wish we got modded difficulties

For dt

Outside of an unreleased mod

[spare talon]

ive spent less than 3 minutes in a mission and my game has already hard crashed

[drowsy steppe]

its bullshit that blocking actually blocks damage from overheads. then vt2 sends you bosses that has overhead bleedthrough

[hard nexus]

just dodge idiot

i just fucked up some dumplings

num num num

[rocky nacelle]

hmmmmmmm

today I will

abuse swords

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc3-fight-gif-13038009

time to spam special on crushers

[spare talon]

pre crash

post crash

love it

[drowsy steppe]

baller

[rocky nacelle]

crazy that it mogs my 380 one

[hard nexus]

u all ever just

drink soy sauce

like

raw

[lusty oar]

yeah

[hard nexus]

it’s so good

yummers

[drifting wolf]

no

[rocky nacelle]

need a cooler mask vesture for zealot

trynna become hannya man

[drifting wolf]

best i can do is gimp mask or skull face

[rocky nacelle]

😔

I need shinier/more gilded pants

then it'll be perfect with eyepatch

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-arena-dance-yakuza-gif-25729902

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-21821822

[fleet zealot]

WTF

ew

that's hwo you get dead

(i'm not jduging tho

(lemon juice is my guilty pleasure

(lemonade too weak

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[hard nexus]

i’m not like

drinking drinking it

but like

dipping my fork into it

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[hard nexus]

yk

[rocky nacelle]

hope you enjoy high blood pressure

🧂

[hard nexus]

i don’t do it often

[rocky nacelle]

shouldnt DO IT AT ALL

but yknow

[lusty oar]

oh

that explains alot

[hard nexus]

wha

[fleet zealot]

soymeow

[spare talon]

i sometimes feel really bad for the people i queue with

[grizzled aspen]

Woe, sodium poisoning be upon ye.

[rocky nacelle]

zolas teabagger

[fleet zealot]

please say

the 1st 2 players

joined late

PLEASE

AAAAAAAA

[grizzled aspen]

Considering Cole has 3 rescues...

I would say they didn't.

[spare talon]

jerican did

he was also lvl 28

and got barrelled off the map by the first guy for a little bit