zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

and i forgot brutal got added with layer 7

I do need to P-rank all of it now

bye darktide

https://tenor.com/view/joker-persona5-joker-from-persona5-joker-persona-persona5-joker-gif-23126438

[hard nexus]

my cyber grinds r higher than urs

get real liberal

[rocky nacelle]

i could get higher than you playing in a week

🥱

[hard nexus]

read bottom up

[rocky nacelle]

(if you rocket cheesed it ur lame)

[hard nexus]

i didn’t

[rocky nacelle]

nice

[hard nexus]

i never actually learned to to rocket ride

[rocky nacelle]

I can rocket ride but

that rocket cheesing in cyber grind

didnt look fun whatsoever

it would be dope to practice rocket riding into richocheting coins for parries though

[wraith cipher]

being able to attack while chanting is broken enough

[hard nexus]

well

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah I fuck with that

[hard nexus]

ik how to rocket ride

[rocky nacelle]

i swear you could throw tknives with chorus

and then literally

1 hot patch day later

[buoyant pewter]

Probably couldn’t be too strong unless you could be stunned out of it

[rocky nacelle]

it stopped working

[hard nexus]

but the infinite flying

idk how to do

[rocky nacelle]

(its just constantly looping rocket riding)

and being like

in the skybox

of cyber grind

basically it

also I still hate that chorus thing with zealot

its still such a fever dream to me

[wraith cipher]

if chant allowed attacking id probably take it over the other 2

[hard nexus]

it’d be so fucking cool

even just adding the chanting alone would make me want to run chorus

[wraith cipher]

cause aoe holy damage is like psyker territory

[hard nexus]

wdym

[rocky nacelle]

if chant was just a slow pulse of toughness around the zealot and allowed attacking (basically VoC but better)

[rocky nacelle]

I go for bible penances

within the 2 days of me using bible

I had 1 instance where I popped bible

threw a tknife to kill a trapper

[hard nexus]

(my exact proposal)

[rocky nacelle]

1 hotfix day later

I pull out bible

I tknife

[hard nexus]

lmfao

yeah

[rocky nacelle]

bible goes away

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-american-psycho-staring-thinking-gif-26991038

[hard nexus]

despair

i should take a no talent build into auric and see how i do

[rocky nacelle]

they thought being able to kill trappers/dogs while having relic of shit-itude out

was too broken

(ignore the fact you can get pounced or netted in between pulses if you just pulled it out)

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

thanks fat shark so awesome !

I wanted a reason to never go an ability for a character

thanks(same with smite)

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/irySVEip9iv5gIucC

[wraith cipher]

or just make it have a built in advantage

[rocky nacelle]

i hate cica

[buoyant pewter]

If you have to say “basically _ but better” that is like already a problem lmao

[hard nexus]

wow

[hard nexus]

#1 hater

[rocky nacelle]

you seem to forget

the best weapons currently in the game

are ___ something but better

thats just how pve games are

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah but that’s not a solution, that’s a different problem

[rocky nacelle]

something is always getting outshined/power crept

[hard nexus]

the best weapons in the 40k game are an axe and a revolver.

hate.

[rocky nacelle]

you mean a knife

[buoyant pewter]

Sure but why would we want that

[hard nexus]

oh that too

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[buoyant pewter]

Why would we want power creep intentionally

[rocky nacelle]

no one wants that

I dont even want that

I just said thats how it is

[buoyant pewter]

Then why did you say it 😭

[hard nexus]

axe vs knife

[rocky nacelle]

different things

lmfao

[hard nexus]

which do u say is better

[rocky nacelle]

I just think chorus

should be changed to something better

[buoyant pewter]

Like, Rashad vs knife? Or what

[rocky nacelle]

or tweaked to be better

[buoyant pewter]

Just axe in general?

[rocky nacelle]

a god rolled rashad out performs a god rolled knife

a mediocre knife is better than a mediocre/dogshit rashad

is how I look at it

[hard nexus]

good way to put it

[buoyant pewter]

I still think knife is more fun though

[hard nexus]

knife is also pretty easy to roll compared to a rashad

[rocky nacelle]

that too

[hard nexus]

yeah

[buoyant pewter]

Axe just feels boring to use to me

[hard nexus]

real

REAL

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[rocky nacelle]

like I had a rashad user in one of my games

and I barely out damaged him on my mk6 knife

(he was running marty)

if it was anyone slightly more competent

im pretty sure I wouldnt even be close

his rashad was rolled pretty well too

[buoyant pewter]

I’m under the inclination that the player should be better than their weapon, not the other way around. Rashad is so easy to use, it doesn’t matter how shite you are. The same thing could be said about knife too.

[rocky nacelle]

this can be said about all current meta broken weapons

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah

[rocky nacelle]

void/revo/knife/rashad/ciag/plasma

[buoyant pewter]

CIAG

[rocky nacelle]

id say PSword cause its funny to keep fucking with vets

[buoyant pewter]

You could prob say it about shield too but shield is just boring as hell

[rocky nacelle]

but people can actually somewhat use Pswords now

[buoyant pewter]

And bait

[rocky nacelle]

shield just locks you into a lame playstyle

of constantly knocking everything down

[buoyant pewter]

Yerp

[frosty herald]

Bro what is shin doing in the world tournament

[rocky nacelle]

(its like special spamming with a crusher)

not helpful to anyone

[frosty herald]

Like bro i wanted vegeto

[rocky nacelle]

and VERY boring

[rocky nacelle]

erm not allowed 🤓

(it was)

toriyama just didnt want the arc to be over in 5 episodes

kek

[buoyant pewter]

I mean all I can give the shield is, it’s strong, with its H2 you can spread batter bleed like nobodies business, with attention seeker you can nullify most gun archetypes, and plant can either be the best or worst thing for you.

It has such the potential to be so good but it’s so fucking boring

No combo

[frosty herald]

All my homies hate spopovich

Why is bro so angry

[rocky nacelle]

@hard nexus whats ur best boss times

[misty nova]

Fair but like Infinite cleave H2 (not that you need it)

[rocky nacelle]

when the shield weapon has infinite cleave

and only 1 chainsaw does (not both)

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-biggest-peice-of-dogshit-peice-of-shit-gif-13354334831488207353

[buoyant pewter]

Batter spread 🤤

Shield could be so much cooler

[rocky nacelle]

new ogryn melee but its 2 grenade gauntlets flung around on string

like nunchucks

[buoyant pewter]

Honestly let me dual wield GGs

Fuck it

[fleet zealot]

worst case you are killing your personal carry power to hope your team makes up for it

[rocky nacelle]

me when I have to watch an ogryn deal with a pogryn or chaos spawn

and they have shield

[fleet zealot]

and they don't use H1

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-forever-waiting-deep-thoughts-gif-19415492

yep im either losing

or waiting for a 30 minute boss fight vs 1 pogryn/CS

aka losing

[buoyant pewter]

I don’t think I’ve ever solod a monster and had it take longer than a couple minutes, regardless of what I’ve used lol. Maybe if I only had the unloaded melee GG

[fleet zealot]

when you get barrel'd off the map and you have to watch your plasma vet stand still to aim and somehow still miss a bulwark

[buoyant pewter]

😔 meta weapons are bait to identify bad players

[rocky nacelle]

(or console players)

[buoyant pewter]

I’m a console player : (

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[naive parrot]

I have never liked using the shield. I know people swear by the H1. Know what else has a good H1 with high armor pen, good clear, and incredible cleave? Karsolas pick

but the karsolas also doesn't have useless lights

[vast basin]

the best feeling when you hot drop in with a sliver of health and everyone down or dead but you still save it

[fleet zealot]

yea but kars can't plant itself into the ground making yourself useless smh

[buoyant pewter]

Karsolas doesn’t promise damage immunity, if that helps

I stand by my statement that if you taunt and plant you’re the problem

[broken walrus]

I swear, the zealot chat talks more about Ogryns than Zealots

[naive parrot]

I mean nowhere did I say the shield was bad. Its just not something I like.

[naive parrot]

What is zealot, if not small ogryn?

[stable cypress]

actually zealot is small veteran

[buoyant pewter]

Well it’s not uh, it’s not good so I would’ve agreed

[ornate bone]

nah veteran wishes they could be zealot

[buoyant pewter]

It’s versatile but honestly very easily outclassed

[rocky nacelle]

zealot is actually every class

(besides soyker)

no space powers

[ornate bone]

zealot is the best class

[naive parrot]

yeah but there are people very attached to that shield so I am avoiding upsetting them

[ornate bone]

zealot has revolver (cowboy gun) and chainswords

[rocky nacelle]

fuck those people

use a real melee pussy

[buoyant pewter]

Fuck em

[vast basin]

ogryn has revolver too, its called kickback

[broken walrus]

Is it a revolver cuz you 360 no scope snipers with it?

[vast basin]

yes but also it's busted

[naive parrot]

its an easy pick that clearly outperforms every other option, yes

[ornate bone]

revolver does outperform every weapon in animations true

[rocky nacelle]

knife secret inspect animation beats revolver animations

reinstalling ultrakill reset my settings

https://tenor.com/view/balcony-clorox-jump-pretend-pretendo-to-jump-gif-23427978

[spare talon]

It

cleaves through multiple enemies meaning you're always hitting what you're shooting
great armor damage with blessings that make it better
one shots every specialist you'd be shooting
fast draw and ads time for special/elite sniping
good ammo economy when used this way/properly

[rocky nacelle]

guess the weapon

[spare talon]

Revolver is always a safe pick

[spare talon]

Funny how the agrip revolver only has 1 of these traits

[rocky nacelle]

and its only the blessings one

[solar gorge]

revolver might be safe but it sure is boring

[spare talon]

It's the draw speed one

[rocky nacelle]

i was assuming its either blessings or ads

cause agri is still a revo

[solar gorge]

if only the much cooler version with the fannig alt-fire was as good

[rocky nacelle]

Tknifes with manstopper is just the revolver but cooler (ignore carapace in this current moment)

[spare talon]

See on my dclaw build I need an armor damaging gun
And my only other option is a bolter
And I hate using the bolter

[rocky nacelle]

also yea if only agri was just as good as zarona (but that might be a problem)

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[spare talon]

Then there'd be 1 clear winner

The agrip

[frosty herald]

She claw on my d

[spare talon]

Due to rule of cool

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-da-tuna-funny-funny-cat-cat-reaction-meme-gif-9320164577423967031

[rocky nacelle]

good

cowboy aim > normal aim

[solar gorge]

fan the hammer make it the coolest by default

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-cowboy-mccree-smoke-gif-12818902

[ornate bone]

can we get a revolver with read dead redemption deadeye as the alt?

[hard nexus]

idk rn

i’ll check when i get home

i haven’t really tried to speedrun bosses though

[rocky nacelle]

ive only

spedran them when P-ranking back through on violence

think ive got decent times on 1st V2 fight, and gabby 1 and 2

i gotta check back through

[smoky pewter]

Oh, so people don't like the Agripinaa revolver?

[clear knot]

Its a side/fun grade

[hard nexus]

i’ve got v2 under 25 seconds i think

on the first fight

[smoky pewter]

Oh, Bolt Pistol, this wasn't here before. How's this do?

[hard nexus]

it’s fun but not particularly good compared to the zarona

[hard nexus]

it’s decent

[smoky pewter]

mm mm

[hard nexus]

not amazing

it’s got no cleave

and they reworked bolters

so they have an arming distance

too close and you deal less damage

[smoky pewter]

Oh, that's lame

[hard nexus]

yeah

[smoky pewter]

re: bolters

So what's the go to gun for a zealot wanting to deal with a lot of carapace in a very short timeframe?

[hard nexus]

zarona revolver

[smoky pewter]

Gotcha

[hard nexus]

or mag dumping with a bolter

[smoky pewter]

That assumes range tho

so Zarona it is

[hard nexus]

it’s not too far of an arming distance

[zinc talon]

5m

[hard nexus]

but it’s enough to be an issue in some situations

[zinc talon]

if you backstep twice from being right up in the grill of a crusher

you're at the range threshold

you can see the difference in the round going off

when it impacts the enemy

[obtuse solstice]

knife tech moment

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-michael-kackson-gif-michael-jackson-gif-smooth-criminal-smooth-criminal-mv-gif-24082073

[zinc talon]

also, bolt pistol with lethal proximity will stun them while you power up a melee bonk

yeah shattering really helps

I prefer surgical since to your point, range

can pop a round off every two seconds and have a crit

and cut down the ammo req'd to like, 3-4-5 rounds

heh I can't use knife, the difference between its throwing arc and velocity and Cousin Rockri's is too much to compensate for

and I choose Cousin Rockri

[smoky pewter]

knife throw on carapace?

[lusty oar]

mods, post the uncanny throwing knife clip

[obtuse solstice]

when I run bolter I use knives to cancel the animation

can't use it otherwise

[fleet zealot]

okay wtf

i've upgraded 10 chaxes to blue today

and gotten the worst time to have goodluck

I'm trying to collect shit blessings but the game won't give me

[lusty oar]

such is our way

[rocky nacelle]

if only they would show us what a 380 flamer looks like

[merry flume]

lmao is everyone going chaxe again? epic....

it's so comfy to use

[fleet zealot]

no i've always been chaxemk4

i'm bandit ferret amelia

but i don't have shit like bloodletter 3 LOL

[merry flume]

i wanna use thunderous

since you get full stacks with a single light

[fleet zealot]

but it's LLITERALLY slaught headtaker slaugh headtaker

problem with thunderous

is chaxe has amazing ADMs

[merry flume]

yeah i guess you'd kill with just both power perks huh

i do love how oneshotty it gets once you get everything rolling

[rocky nacelle]

i should make a chaxe marty build

and just poop on everything

[fleet zealot]

it basically only helps lights vs carapace (for mk12) but yea, you take HT slaught on mk4 and it already shreds cara on lights

[merry flume]

you convinced me to use mk4 again, been using the other one and it makes my finger hurt

[fleet zealot]

mk12 there was uhh

fucking stupid meme build

[merry flume]

but it's soooooooooooo strong

[fleet zealot]

thunderous+bloodletter

and you would cancel out of the shred animation

[merry flume]

i still like using bloodletter from time to time

[fleet zealot]

and that was the dumbset thing i've ever read

[lusty oar]

it's peak

[rocky nacelle]

bloodletter abusers when they find out you can rev then dodge out of a rev

[fleet zealot]

it's like

worse lacerate supporters

because you are literally just, doing less damage over a longer period of time

[rocky nacelle]

just make the chaxe bleed damage stronger than knife bleed

[fleet zealot]

as opposed to just, oneshotting it

i am glad at least

[merry flume]

if chaxe 12 didn't have the best push attack ever i would not use it

it's so fucking good

[fleet zealot]

crit chaxe supporters are dead after the cdr nerf

cause it made me 😠

[merry flume]

i mean momentum is better anyway 😔

[rocky nacelle]

I feel like this game wants you to like crit

[fleet zealot]

to see someone have some stupid crit dmg+crit chance chaxe running piety and scourge

[rocky nacelle]

then you read all the modifiers

and you're like nvm

crit is just a noob trap

(unless its certain weapons)

[merry flume]

almost perfect.....

[fleet zealot]

crit is great on crit weapons that synergize with it, but people are just brainless and think it makes everything deal double damage when a lot of weapons have a low finesse mod

[rocky nacelle]

cough crit thammer should be real

[merry flume]

do any of you guys have actual perfect rolls

[rocky nacelle]

maybe like

1

[merry flume]

all my 550s are like just almost there

[rocky nacelle]

I have a perfect mk15 evisc

[merry flume]

[rocky nacelle]

unironically like the perfect mk15

but im waiting till itemization

cause its riddled with shit blessings/perks

in my personal opinion I think this is perfect

(minus the 15% unyielding)

wish it was 25 but im running purge the unclean so, I just cope with that

[merry flume]

i really really really wish i liked the mk15 evis

the 2 just feels better to brawl with idk

[rocky nacelle]

its because 2 can actually throw down

when a pack of crushers/maulers pulls up

due to its fast and hard hitting single target lights

[merry flume]

love the block cancel to push attack too

[rocky nacelle]

yea funny enough you can just simulate being a mk15 too

when bosses pull around

[fleet zealot]

nothing true perfect

[rocky nacelle]

push -> H2 on mk2

[merry flume]

feels good

frick you @hard nexus im making an evis build rn

[rocky nacelle]

overall mk2 is the more "specialist" variant of the eviscerator duo

[fleet zealot]

i'm too lazy and frankly i'm not going to lose sleep if my stats are slightly off or my non specific blessings are t3

[rocky nacelle]

but its also overall better in general

if you know what you're doing

imo

not gonna stop me from running mk15 though (I like the heavies too much)

[merry flume]

i almsot just deleted this when i was looking for evises to use

😓

[rocky nacelle]

should have deleted it

not 380

[merry flume]

lmao

yeah lemme spend 100k plasteel again

5mil credits

[fleet zealot]

reminds me of when i deleted a perfect blue heavy sword cause it was 1 am at night and i didn't think big E gifts were that good

literally reading it while deleting it and instantly realzing my mistake

https://tenor.com/view/man-in-bed-sitting-up-blank-stare-man-bed-blank-stare-gif-3365085578315291482

376, perfect stat spread, t4 flak and headtaker already on it

[ornate bone]

I hate you

[hard nexus]

seeing me with it converted you

[fleet zealot]

you can't hate me half as much as I hate myself

[hard nexus]

take grievous wounds on it

it’s actually really good

[merry flume]

yeah are you using momentum

[rocky nacelle]

erm

[hard nexus]

yarp

[rocky nacelle]

are u actually getting hit

🤪

noob

[hard nexus]

wha

[merry flume]

with evis?

always lmao

[hard nexus]

greivous wounds is stagger on weakspot

idiot

noob

[rocky nacelle]

oh i was thinking bleed for big E

[hard nexus]

no lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

I use grievous wounds

only on knife unironically

(and this smaul build I made last night)

[hard nexus]

GW is really nice cuz a heavy will throw a rager to the floor

[rocky nacelle]

i wanna mess around with mk2 more

but everytime I go mk2 i get put in a scenario where im just like (yea I wish I just had mk15 H1 there)

[hard nexus]

it’s so good

[rocky nacelle]

also this perfect strike mk15 setup is just stupid fun

[misty nova]

Hey, the Mk2 L1 hits hard (check flak adm)

[rocky nacelle]

I do like that you can do mk2 rev

and L1 though

[hard nexus]

like when?

[rocky nacelle]

(into chastise)

[rocky nacelle]

idk played too many games since I swapped to perfect strike mk15/ and this mk6 knife

ill go back to mk2 though

I have a good build on it

shits dmg

im just having extreme levels of fun

[hard nexus]

i asked cuz you can one shot crushers with chastise on the mk2

[rocky nacelle]

i didnt say crushers were the problem tho

[hard nexus]

then what would be

[rocky nacelle]

its scenarios where id rather have mk15

just cause H1 is a faster shortcut

its probably during times like bulwark/crusher spam

[hard nexus]

light into h2, push into h2

skill issue

noobling

[rocky nacelle]

mk15 literally does 1 more tick of revving saw dmg too

but whatever

[hard nexus]

when u can one shot a crusher with chastise on both

[rocky nacelle]

I know

I tested it

[hard nexus]

the only time it really comes into effect is against bosses

and the mk2 does acceptable enough boss damage it isn’t that big of a problem imo

[rocky nacelle]

and it was very weird

considering

my shredder on mk2 is higher than my mk15

[merry flume]

@hard nexus gaming perhaps?

[hard nexus]

the mk2 chastise kill?

[hard nexus]

i’m out n about rn sry pookster

[rocky nacelle]

(then someone told me mk15 revved action has 1 more tick of chainsaw)

[merry flume]

[rocky nacelle]

and it made sense

why mk15 did more dmg

on a chastise chainsaw

it was just annoying me cause the numbers when I inspected mk2 were better

[hard nexus]

it’s also cuz the innate damage of mk15 is a bit higher

[merry flume]

actually gives me time get get used to moveset again

[hard nexus]

kk

[rocky nacelle]

yeah the heavy damage is just naturally higher

when I was checking it out with inspect also

[hard nexus]

mk15 is just too braindead for me

mmm light attack

[rocky nacelle]

even 80 shredder with mk2 , doesnt hit like 78% shredder power on a mk15

(with heavy attack)

[hard nexus]

mk15 is too braindead, crusher is too complicated

mk2 is perfection

call me goldilocks

[rocky nacelle]

bro

did u just say crusher is complicated

💢

[hard nexus]

i was exaggerating

[rocky nacelle]

its so easy

[merry flume]

i click

[hard nexus]

crusher is easy i just don’t really like it that much

[rocky nacelle]

combos feel great on crusher

now thats a melee moveset

that flows good

[hard nexus]

on the crusher

[rocky nacelle]

(like the HSwords)

[merry flume]

my only gripe with crusher is the pathetic dodge distance

and my muscle memory to dodge like knife

[rocky nacelle]

IJ abuse will save you

[hard nexus]

after a chastise, is it better to to an empowered push attack

or an empowered h1

[rocky nacelle]

its hard to get properly done

but I usually do empowered H1

and I 1 shot bulwarks

I just have to practice PA(special) chastise

[hard nexus]

yeah ik the empowered PA is weird

normal PA isn’t

i think it’s different hitbox priorities

[rocky nacelle]

it might be

[hard nexus]

it’d make sense

[rocky nacelle]

[hard nexus]

due to different cleave on empowered vs not

[rocky nacelle]

I actually

dont know how much drastically different it is

I know sometimes for horde clear I special power up -> whiff L1 -> go into H2

in front of a horde

[hard nexus]

i think i’ve dealt like 1500 damage on a PA to a crusher before

without chastise

or crit

[rocky nacelle]

that sounds about right

was it staggered

or just a empowered H1

[hard nexus]

empowered light attack and empowered push attack both have infinite cleave

[hard nexus]

not empowered either

[rocky nacelle]

L1?

[hard nexus]

PA

push attack

[rocky nacelle]

no special L1

it has infinite cleave?

[hard nexus]

yeah

you can stagger 4 maulers with it

have u checked out josho’s guide

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/urararos-kamen-rider-den-o-kamen-rider-den-o-shocked-gif-17971945

[hard nexus]

@rocky nacelle

[rocky nacelle]

infinite cleave is crazy

[hard nexus]

oh

josho left

sad

[rocky nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085665497095356517/1280263581623128277/tweeload_gJQ9kONL.mp4?ex=66d771e0&is=66d62060&hm=af33fd94130f7f7ee86d9f2e3f81dae3211472848fdc58d4855e4c41eb220e10&

when I "accidentally" barrel someone off clandestium

ok Ive been doing PA->L2->H1 good to know thats the proper ST combo

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/welder-zesty-gif-26245136

[spare talon]

god why are little caesar crazy puffs so fucking good
that goes against the natural order

[fleet zealot]

i actually thougth they were mid when I tried them

like. especially for the price

would rather just get another normal pepp or some crazy bread

[spare talon]

crazy bread is not even crazy

its just soggy and oily

[lusty oar]

same

[fleet zealot]

always order welldone

it's like frenched fries

99% of the time them being well-done fixes all the issues

speaking of

[spare talon]

either way even if it was crispier it wouldnt change the fact that the bread isnt crazy
its just normal ass bread

[fleet zealot]

little ceasars has free delivery today

my local place always has a ton of that fake parm and garlic salt on it

[spare talon]

i saw but i had already planned my outing on multiple stops

[fleet zealot]

but their website fuckin sucks

[spare talon]

and id be damned if i changed that like the brainlet i am

[fleet zealot]

why is their only option for a year now brisk tea?

why can't i get pepsi or rootbeer or mtn dew

[spare talon]

that must be a your store thing

which seems likely bc you pick location before the menu is shown

[fleet zealot]

yea

[spare talon]

also this is a little tinfoil hat of me but

the one im going to opened within the last like 2ish weeks within walking distance of my house
what im thinking is that they taste really fucking good cuz the people there are actually trying considering its only newly opened

like they havent started to get complacent yet

but thats just a game theory

[solar gorge]

been asked to come watch alien rommulus or whatever's the name

is it decent or just franchise slop ?

[visual stream]

Best and worst pizza chains go

[spare talon]

my step brother watched it and i think he enjoyed it enough, but he did have some complaints about some parts

[spare talon]

pi five is the best pizza chain

[solar gorge]

i'm curious it has more than a decent score wherever I look but idk

[paper harness]

@cursive palm Is your friend in here

[solar gorge]

last alien movie was an exercise in self control

[still quartz]

My fellow Zealots, y'all know how to fix the issue of being stuck on the Processing Inquisitorial Clearance screen?

Trying to help a friend get into the game but it's doing that to them despite installing the game on an m.2

[visual stream]

Pi Five?

???

[cursive palm]

Nope, he's not much for discord or the forums. That makes you pegged i take it 😄

[spare talon]

ive not watched or read anything to do with it so idk if this is like base level knowledge before you even go into it
but he said that it takes place roughly around the same time as the original but in a completely seperate wing of the station/ship
ive not watched any alien movie so idk if thats a reasonable setup or a retcon but he said he wasnt glad that it didnt directly interfere with the plot of the first movie

[spare talon]

ok so

imagine subway

but pizza

and good

[visual stream]

Good god

Must not be a big chain yet, in neither of the two states I've lived in have I seen one

[still quartz]

Ah frick it, #🎒support-issues exists

[rocky nacelle]

i heard this alien movie is more return to form/ inspired by alien isolation

(actually good)

[solar gorge]

so he hoped it would've interacted with the first movie or did you mistype was

[spare talon]

no he's glad it didnt try to directly interfere with the plot of the original, he wouldve hated that

[solar gorge]

alright

[merry flume]

@hard nexus i can see why you pick desperation

holy moly the damage

[spare talon]

but like i said it supposedly takes place in the same location and time as the first movie according to him, but in a completely different part of said location

oh now that i think about it
he was telling me this when we were eating dinner at pie five lmao

[rocky nacelle]

I want to like desperation

but then I take +3 stamina curio

(and stamina regen)

oops

[solar gorge]

i'll probably watch it even if this sounds like nostalgia bait to me

[visual stream]

What??

[rocky nacelle]

if u liked alien isolation

[spare talon]

@visual stream they are tiny but filling personal pizzas that kick so much ass, their "magic dust" seasoning is absolutely amazing

[rocky nacelle]

you'll like the romulus setting

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cocainum-gif-21501772

magic dust you say

[visual stream]

So how does Ripley show up if she's pre-occupied with the first movie's plot

[solar gorge]

yeah because the setting is literally just the Nostromo

[merry flume]

a subway style pizza place actually sounds fire

[spare talon]

it really is

[solar gorge]

she probably doesn't accroding to cole's half step brother

in arms

[spare talon]

idk im quoting someones second hand vague summary lmao

i didnt even know she showed up

[solar gorge]

does she show up or not

[merry flume]

spoiler please

[solar gorge]

and does she say "Oh my god that must be some kind of Alien™️ "

[rocky nacelle]

OMG ITS ALIEN ROMULUS

[hushed knoll]

[spare talon]

i have a picture of one i got a while ago
im weird and get alfredo sauce on pizza but thats about it

[hushed knoll]

Lambda why are you not in bedge

[rocky nacelle]

i promise you alfredo sauce is not weird on pizza

[spare talon]

this is a stuffed crust

[hushed knoll]

This needs ranch

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[spare talon]

no it doesnt

you will not ruin a perfect pizza

[hushed knoll]

Or honey mustard

[merry flume]

huh

[rocky nacelle]

I like ranch on pizza

but stan

thats alfredo sauce

[solar gorge]

it's only 11 pm

[rocky nacelle]

you fucking degenerate

[hushed knoll]

What

[rocky nacelle]

you wanna mix cheesy alfredo sauce and ranch

?

[hushed knoll]

And???

[hushed knoll]

Why not

[solar gorge]

no time to sleep

[rocky nacelle]

your taste buds need to be exploded

you arent doing them service

[opaque island]

yknow what alfredo base on pizza goes good with, buffalo sauce and chicken

[merry flume]

all you guys talking about bad condiments on pizza but won't talk about the god tier choice

[rocky nacelle]

i know what kind of colored person you are.

[spare talon]

that pizza was also one i got from a pie five that was on a university campus at the time
so it had uni students working there, which means that overall quality will be lower cuz yknow
and that means this is the lower quality one and it still looks amazing

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/glamrockchica-chica-gif-24232618

[merry flume]

they say there's no such thing as a bad pizza

[spare talon]

hello ishowspeed what kind of girls do you like

[fleet zealot]

we only got blaze pizza and uhh your pie here

we don't got mod pizza and the one epic cole has

[merry flume]

stop giving me thrust holy shit

[hushed knoll]

They already explode with flavor 🫦

[merry flume]

fine whatever ill take it

[solar gorge]

döner kebab diffs pizza ez

[rocky nacelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/147401990148718593/1166348416138366996/never-cook-again.gif?ex=654a299c&is=6537b49c&hm=8f42e6edb281e8e512d1a8145d7b873c99389d9827a6c7e8b02a4ffcbf24a676&

[hushed knoll]

I would put hella ranch on Döner

[spare talon]

when i was young i was at a chinese buffet against my will and since i was a picky eater i searched for something id want to eat
i found pizza there and went "oh cool pizza"
i have never vomited more violently in my life, for 2 days straight after that

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-gif-14850109371401088086

[visual stream]

It's legit in the trailer dw

[hushed knoll]

It’s been years since I was last in Germany I need a huge Döner in me soon 😩

[visual stream]

WHAT

[solar gorge]

you need one too don't act shocked

[spare talon]

im sure you do stan

[hushed knoll]

What’s wrong

[merry flume]

oh ok lmao

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-looking-away-gif-26704349

[hard nexus]

ikr lmfao

[lusty oar]

mood

[hard nexus]

it’s got nearly 100% uptime during fights too

[hushed knoll]

Wtf rude

[hard nexus]

cuz the PA is super strong

[spare talon]

crusher?

[solar gorge]

deserved for putting ranch on that

[merry flume]

mk2 evi

[hard nexus]

mk2 evis

[solar gorge]

get slapped by Abrams

[spare talon]

oh stinky

[hard nexus]

you stinky

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/haoaddict-agony-gif-594728941091527236

[hard nexus]

mk2 evis is my favorite zealot weapon rn

[merry flume]

the COMBOS THOUGH

[hard nexus]

wha

[spare talon]

ok but i stink good

[merry flume]

they're good

[hard nexus]

oh

[merry flume]

lmao

[rocky nacelle]

cole when something besides a fast weapon exists :

[hard nexus]

yeah lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-meme-funny-the-rock-talking-gif-10106062647383016451

[hard nexus]

mmm boyroma 🤤🤤🤤

[rocky nacelle]

i hope you get trapped for the rest of the day

[merry flume]

my fat ass thought you said lasanga 😔

[hard nexus]

[rocky nacelle]

explode

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/whitebeard-boy-pussy-gif-26120727

[hard nexus]

can’t watch cuz i’m on phone

so

u stink

[rocky nacelle]

its an mp3

f word

💢

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/green-cat-fire-green-fire-cat-flamethrower-gif-5308853777486937153

damn that shit stink

[solar gorge]

Tox flamer

nurgle nah shu ra

[frosty herald]

Seek God

[rocky nacelle]

DEATH

RENEWAL

FLAME

FIRE

https://tenor.com/view/green-cat-fire-green-fire-cat-flamethrower-gif-5308853777486937153

[hushed knoll]

Who is Abrams

[rocky nacelle]

DEATH, RENEWAL, FLAME, FIRE

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-bom-dia-abrams-valve-gif-15038020207064338114

[hushed knoll]

Isn’t it fire flame death renewal?

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

what's wrong

[hushed knoll]

That reminds me of that Chinese bean cop show

[hard nexus]

huh

[rocky nacelle]

couldnt tell you they die the second they spawn (around me)

[spare talon]

"uwu boysmell :3" mfs when they smell my maggot infested, disease ridden flesh that is rotting off of my bones

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-puke-puke-vomit-kitty-vomit-cat-vomit-gif-10902081098279086080

[hushed knoll]

Isn’t it Chinese

The one with the bean people

[solar gorge]

what

[hushed knoll]

The beans

Like one is a cop

[rocky nacelle]

stan now you're just being racist

[solar gorge]

the beans mason

[merry flume]

what

[hushed knoll]

@north sedge do you know what I mean

[hard nexus]

yeah they’re really strong, h1 l2 l3 PA l1 repeat

[hard nexus]

nurglemaxxing

[hushed knoll]

Killer bean

Or whatever

[solar gorge]

oh that

[solar gorge]

how can you link Abrams and beans

how do you function in there

[north sedge]

i have no idea what you're talking about

[spare talon]

i like the crusher infinitely more than the evis

im also using the pickaxes on ogryn and not the cleavers

[rocky nacelle]

you arent playing ogryn anymore

[rocky nacelle]

yeah but crusher also can inherently deal with everything the evisc does (but the with benefit of actually CC'ing and doing more dmg from that said CC with skullcrusher)

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/roingus-jerboa-hi-hiii-hello-gif-22414572

[rocky nacelle]

(also no cleave cap on a crusher)

compared to mk15

[ornate bone]

first gif i have saved that isnt davy jones

[fleet zealot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[spare talon]

bleedmaxxing

getting that brittleness for that bleed to work on crushers

[solar gorge]

chain weapons need a second bleed blessing if they ever want to be as good as knives

[rocky nacelle]

bleed gives free 30% rending

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[hard nexus]

why do u like crusher so much more?

just combos ?

[hard nexus]

bleed should deal almost full damage to armor

soulblaze and fire should slowly inflict brittleness

[rocky nacelle]

probably what i just explained

might have a good idea for why cole likes crusher more

[hard nexus]

yeah that too

[rocky nacelle]

or at least why i would think so

[hard nexus]

it’s OP

nerf now

[rocky nacelle]

literally

its a lil insane

lmfao

[hard nexus]

i don’t think it’s OP

it’s strong

[rocky nacelle]

and very decently easy to roll

ngl

[hard nexus]

but not like, rashad, knife, revolver level

evis mk2 is a very well balanced weapon imo

[rocky nacelle]

soulblaze with brittleness would be crazy idk

[hard nexus]

slowly

[rocky nacelle]

depends if everything else gets nerfed

[hard nexus]

or like

[rocky nacelle]

to actually warrant brittleness

you know what I mean

cause brittleness is so useless currently because of the "meta" of just 1 shotting and DPs maxxing

[hard nexus]

the longer the fire is on a target, it deals more and more damage

like it’s cooking the enemy in the armor

[rocky nacelle]

brittleness is just very useless rn

imo

[hard nexus]

yeah

[hard nexus]

agreed

[rocky nacelle]

which sucks cause I really like

the concept of brittleness

[hard nexus]

same

[rocky nacelle]

its just pure dmg is better in every single case than not

with this game

very annoying

[hard nexus]

the only decent brittleness is from rending trauma

[merry flume]

ok fatshark has had to change the rng spread on brunts armory

[hard nexus]

due to how wide the radius it is

[merry flume]

'got 3 380s in a row

[hard nexus]

holy shit

nice

[rocky nacelle]

ok now all your luck is gone

until itemization

hf

[merry flume]

NUH UH

https://tenor.com/view/larry-spongebob-observe-watch-me-gif-26839256

[rocky nacelle]

did you consecrate all those 380s

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

[spare talon]

crusher was the first zealot weapon that really clicked for me

[rocky nacelle]

ah its one of those

[merry flume]

IM ENDING IT ALL

[rocky nacelle]

now roll the 2 other 380s

[spare talon]

i tried knife first but the main thing that carried me through that was the dodges and flesh tearer/uncanny

but i wasnt really great with it yet

[rocky nacelle]

I think the first weapon that like

super clicked on zealot for me

was probably ironhelm/mk15

before that

I really enjoyed using antax

or alchys

whatever the combat axe thats not the rashad is

lmfao

[naive parrot]

just save it for the itemization rework

[hard nexus]

can u not view ur shops from mobile?

sad

[merry flume]

satisfied

[rocky nacelle]

its not about waiting for itemization

its about beating RNG and getting a god roll now

[hard nexus]

lucky

[naive parrot]

good luck\

[rocky nacelle]

redeemed

[hard nexus]

can someone link me the shops site

[rocky nacelle]

https://accounts.atoma.cloud/dashboard

[merry flume]

game crashed right after making that maul :)

has darktide EVER had a twitch drop??????????

[hard nexus]

i can’t look at the shops

sad

only my account settings

[rocky nacelle]

weird

maybe a mobile thing

[merry flume]

code drop??? when????

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[merry flume]

ever????

[hard nexus]

they’re rare

the only one i can think of

was the skulls event

i think

[rocky nacelle]

if only the drops were something noticeable or useful

[merry flume]

more like the snores event

[hard nexus]

the

slorps event

[merry flume]

monkeys paw

[hard nexus]

nope, ugly ass SPED helmet !

[merry flume]

we'll get shit like this

[rocky nacelle]

these should be the twitch drops

(im biased cause I want TH)

[hard nexus]

that TH skin

[merry flume]

heh...

[hard nexus]

it’s like

it’s tooooo much

u know

[rocky nacelle]

im a fromsoft player

[hard nexus]

i love the default thammer skin

[rocky nacelle]

its autistically good looking enough for me

[hard nexus]

lmfao

true

[rocky nacelle]

but I know exactly what you mean

its why I kinda dont like the cadian eviscerator skin

its too clean

[merry flume]

i didn't realize that was dlc

[hard nexus]

black knight greatsword is the best of all the UGS of all the games

[merry flume]

ive had that th skin forever

[rocky nacelle]

consider the following

[hard nexus]

better not send the beserk sword

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

i forgot about that one

[rocky nacelle]

crypt blacksword

my beloved

for real

[hard nexus]

where’s that one picture of the tiny black knight

with the giant sword

[rocky nacelle]

Lost Sinner UGS / King's UGS

you know whats awesome

the Crypt Blacksword and the King UGS

[rocky nacelle]

are the only 2 UGS in ds2 that use a great hammer moveset

[hard nexus]

this

[hard nexus]

i like the first one

because i just love swords that look like

swords

[rocky nacelle]

thats the lost sinner ultra great sword

its the lightest UGS

in the whole franchise iirc

literally weighs like 13.0

[hard nexus]

oh wow

[rocky nacelle]

and its quite smexy looking

I love it

[hard nexus]

however

light greatswords are the single best thing fromsoft has ever done

(except make ds3 and sekiro (and maybe bloodborne but i didn’t get to finish it))

[rocky nacelle]

im just gonna say it

UGS looked the best (and most like guts in DS2)

literally until elden ring

[hard nexus]

consider the following

strength builds are stupid

and i don’t like them

[rocky nacelle]

someone didnt level up vigor in pvp

[hard nexus]

i did

[rocky nacelle]

😶‍🌫️

[hard nexus]

i just don’t like using them

they aren’t very fun imo

[rocky nacelle]

well ur stupid fat and stinky

[hard nexus]

with the exception of the black knight GS

[rocky nacelle]

REAL strength weapon

[acoustic dune]

wat a weird lookin thunder hammer

[hard nexus]

because launching players into the air is funny

[rocky nacelle]

(this thing requires literally 70STR to 1 hand)

[hard nexus]

abyss watchers sword is also cool

[rocky nacelle]

most STR investment

in a single weapon

[hard nexus]

spin spin spin SLAM

[rocky nacelle]

in the whole franchise

[rocky nacelle]

i got a cooler one

[hard nexus]

fume sword

why so fumeful

[rocky nacelle]

Fume UGS casually mogging every single UGS before it

in ds2

crazy

[merry flume]

str/fth pyromancer build my beloved

[rocky nacelle]

Fume UGS also had a Unique L2 while 2 handed in ds2

(it blocked an attack into an overhead slam) god tier in PvP

replaced in DS3 due to the weapon arts system sadly

[merry flume]

i miss you so much................

[rocky nacelle]

you want something to miss?

[hard nexus]

did u play the elden ring dlc

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-wolverine-michael-jordan-sad-gif-11588094

[rocky nacelle]

yes

I beat it

[hard nexus]

u know the fire knight

that has the greatsword

[rocky nacelle]

the default one

yea

[hard nexus]

and the prep into the heavy blocks an attack

why didn’t it do that for us

that would be so cool

[rocky nacelle]

because it was too busy being the best greatsword in PvP

[acoustic dune]

nice polearm where's halberd

[hard nexus]

its just a generic greatsword move set

which is boring

[rocky nacelle]

(the rb 1 and rb2 actually just combo)

like its a claymore

or it used to until they nerfed it

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/wobble-pensive-emoji-pensive-ish-wobblepensive-gif-26167268

[merry flume]

regular halberd in ds3 sucked

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-snake-metal-gear-solid-snake-time-goes-by-fast-metal-gear-solid-gif-26264117

[acoustic dune]

brandiche?

[merry flume]

contrarian choice but it was cool looking

[rocky nacelle]

there is no "brandiche"

in ds3

its literally "polearm" and "lucerne"

also halberd

[merry flume]

https://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Glaive

he meant this

its a bardiche in ds1

[rocky nacelle]

oh

that one was broken

[hard nexus]

i’m about to be home if u wanna play a bit

[merry flume]

hell yeah

[acoustic dune]

ok? how about the phalanx

[rocky nacelle]

u want a real halberd

[merry flume]

ill stop playing so i don't burn out

[hard nexus]

real

[acoustic dune]

speaking of weapon

golly

[rocky nacelle]

(ignore the fact this is a greatsword)

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls3-dark-souls-parry-gg-ez-no-re-gif-25775950

[acoustic dune]

i hope i become evil incarnate

[merry flume]

you know what weapon fucked in ds3?

they're too scared to do it again

[rocky nacelle]

because elden ring had worse

lmfao

[merry flume]

r1 into one of these deleted people

[rocky nacelle]

that weapon was goated asf though w/ flame fan yea

[visual stream]

A shame that rapiers were dog nuts in DS3

I made my whole build for rapiers but they're just bad

[rocky nacelle]

GOOD

rapiers owned the entirety of ds2

[visual stream]

Did they? I didn't do the pvp in that one

[rocky nacelle]

rapiers were broken

then were just reduced to basically S tier

lmfao

[visual stream]

At least they were afraid enough of repeats

[rocky nacelle]

the worst fucking offender

was this one

[merry flume]

heard you like rollcatching

[rocky nacelle]

like

why

also iirc this thing used to be able to get buffed

so people just put crystal magic weapon on this shit

and R2 someone

[acoustic dune]

wtf is that

[rocky nacelle]

instant 1000+ dmg 1 shot

ice rapier

your worst nightmare in ds2 pvp

[acoustic dune]

it look like shit

[rocky nacelle]

didnt matter if the person running it was dog shit or sweaty at the game

weapon just fucks

granted you can parry the shitlords

but the sweaty people running ice rapier was just so unfun lmfao