#zealot-class
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Turnips
i literally play zealot mostly now
I will keep playing zealot until my baby gets nerfed
Im literally wondering why they dont see how that cleave shouldn't be moved over to M2, you know the useless fucking key no one uses on that dreaded weapon
i dont understand how removing the cleave from zarona is an actual nerf
Congratz on the baby, but how would it get nerfed? When it starts talkin' and walkin'?
It’s one of many things
you get to cleave 19278 enemies once every 20 missions
how is removing that a real nerf?
rashad too strong 😭
the cleave is mostly used to hit specialists when theres a few trash adds in the way
I’d also remove rending on crit
If you nerf your baby with an axe I am calling CPS
hear me out, pick up Tac Axes, they feel hell of a lot more fun when you get off that thing
Let us throw tactical axes
Hand-Cannon? or just in general
All sources of rending was a mistake
I don't know how ya'll can use the same weapon over and over. I get right bored after like a dozen matches or so.
I have no sword in this one i have legit never used a revolver
I've gotten so bored of the overpowered shit im using the things that get overshadowed and prefer them
rending basically only being on weapons that already have high adms across the board is fucking dumb lmao
I like the cowboy gun. Yee haw!
🤔 buff brittleness nerf rending???
Brittleness son or rending daughter
remove both
abortions 😭
Impact girlfriend idk
Stagger 3rd cousin twice removed
pretty sure Dorn wants all 4 of them removed
Dorn wants to systematically remove all mechanics one by one until Darktide becomes a really memory intensive screensaver.
honestly yeah lmfao
Pretty much, no fun. Fun is overrated
i can see the argument for uncanny, that blessing is stupid
Yep
Remove everything until it becomes a single line of code
uncanny should be nerfed down to a max of 20%
and some weapons should have their innate ADMs buffed to compensate
makes bringing a dedicated anti armor weapon a better idea
no, rending is a stupid mechanic and negates armour as a concept
Every class does need an anti armor option
weapon applied rending should not exist
Like pickaxe on ogryn
it should be on the tree
zealot chat is getting heated
Here let me try to cool things down
not when i can help it
one thing i like is how there’s the option of taking riposte on knife, or that final node in blazing piety
i wish there was more of that
using talents to make up for weapon deficits
i yap
Let there be more yapping!
It didn't fail on my end
nice iphone LOSER
NICE NO WEBM SUPPORT APPLE SLOP
:((
💔💔💔
okie like i was saying if its unique to that weapon sure thats good
but rending goes on everything
if it was a talent that helped out a weapon with like reload speed or something thats fine
what game is it, first descendant?
but rending is just a semi universal damage buff
starshit
what I miss in general while I was playing
i thinkr ending numbers past 100% effectiveness are fine as is
And how much shit is it?
Drives through security guard npc t poses
they jsut need to nerf the amount ofr ending given
too much
Truly the bethesda experience
worst 50 bucks i ever spent
wdym, making rending a weapon only instead of being a body buff?
that would legit be better
imagine rending as a talent instead of on swords for psyker
imagine rending on F on zealot chastise 
lmfao
i just wish
like
crit builds with staves were a better option on psyker
(excluding voidstrike)
mfw voidstrike got buffed
It was a joke, Dorn. Hyperbole for comedic effect.
i swear it almost gave dorn an aneurysm
I don't think you actually want darktide to be a screensaver
and that also ties into i wish weapons had higher innate ADMs
because yeah some weapons should suck against carapace
(heavy sword)
bruh
ironhelm should have a higher carapace adm
helldivers mentality
idc what anyone says
but a dueling sword should NOT need uncanny/crits to actually deal with carapace
ironhelm is fine imo, it 2 shots crushers, but crucius needs to one shot crushers
the issue is
before chastise change i used to one shotcrushers
ohg
4 wounds+thrust+chastise SHOULD one shot a crusher no?
tbf i haven’t run ironhelm since they changed that i think
yeah
it’s dumb
thunder hammers
the fucking
ANTI TANK HAMMER
investing that much into one target should kill it
ironhelm?
should be able to kill a crusher who is basically just a heavy infantry
with a special overhead yes
Crucis chastise no buffs kills a crusher
Couldnt you backstab with crucis
yeah but it shouldn’t NEED chastise
yea just aim for the head (or have thrust to guarantee it)
yeah like get to the third heavy attack
Thunder Hammers? More like Thunderwhelming hammers, amirite!?
Yes
a crucius is really rough to use compared to an ironhelm, it needs some sort of reward to actually make it worth using
im just pissed because ironhelm got weaker because of change that was meant to be a buff
and that should be one shotting crushers
just push into H3?
tbf it’s just a push into heavy
it’s not that bad
it doesnt 😭
but it used to be nice
IT USED TO DO THAT
i legit cant use ironhelm anymore
the only time my ironhelm feels better than my crucis is when I special an entire horde and 1 shot a rager in the middle of it
thats when ironhelm truly shines
and i wasted 50k plasteel just getting thrust 4
blunder hammers
i feel robbed
I don't actually have a strong opinion on the matter.
imagine the crafting costs of this baby
HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A STR- Yeah, you do you. You dun gotta share everyone's opinion lol
I believe the game should be fun, Dorn thinks rending should be gone, you can do yourself lol
trillions must pay the wallet has fallen
me getting god rolled stats but bricking
Dunder Hammers
I have a few good THs now
to be fair
but itemization will make it so I only need to use 2
ever
the top of the top dawgs
On one hand uncanny on knife/duelling sword is pretty abhorrent
yeah ummm i spent 3 mill for the base and 50k plasteel for thrust 4
Well, depending on your stat distributions
Otoh without it my poor little vet shovel would be so much stinkier
do I need to post my hammers again
cause I unironically have some of those
lmfao
this was my first hammer that i self bricked 😭
Da perfect hamma
disgusting
this bad boy 2 shotted a daemonhost
and 3 shotted a Pogryn and Chaos Spawn
chefs kiss
oh wait I lied
thats the future crucis im gonna use
now i just use hammers to flex on low level players
I used this
to 2 shot a DH and 3 shot a Pogryn and CS
yea I got some shit waiting for itemization
let me put flak on this
(though if fatshark is smart rashad is getting canned next update)
or this
LEAVE MY BABY ALONE
u should enjoy it while u can
i think the main issue with taking advice from the community in terms of balance is that most people that yap about balance issues want the game to suit their autistic hyperfixations about the game and not making the game funner for the broad majority of players
yeah
some have a job and 3k hours
keep flipping my burgers, reject
nah
that's my secret....HDR and raytracing...
i didnt realize qna 2 dropped
holy fuck i might be nearly done with mastery with what i have now
i need the roleplayers and the hot micers
everyones either dead silent or they yap and are dogshit
like cole gets
every person ive got roleplaying and talking trying to be "autistically cool" has died and left immediately
and its usually a zealot
lmfao
we gotta be better
ive only had one roleplayer in like a year and it was yesterday
i made a hawk tuah joke related to his name and he just made grunting sounds in chat
also ogryns but if you pick ogryn you kinda just sign up for that
my only issue with ogryn players is that they refuse to not be in the fucking way
taller than most players but still gotta be first to plant themselves in a doorway and never move
if only you knew how bad things really are
then get mad that i shoot through them 90% of the game
thats been my solution
why are you bald
they obviously are too dumb to get out of the fucking way
so I just brute force shoot through them
especially as gunker lmfao
if only i knew
ive used mk3 knife so much that mk6 just feels like ass to use now...
probably better for piety anyway
mk3 momentum is 
why is this 700 aquilas
its just a purple png on a base model
I give up
thats better than half of the existing skins tho
the delusion from plasma players
is this from a match or a thread
has this guy been eating the warp or something?
why is his face so chubby
fit goes hard though
Why are they selling a Barquette and a Margrave skin? 💀
What should I re-bless?
👍
general chat
I hate how the "argument" is just either dumbass "lore" reasons or its cause something else that needs to be nerfed is just as comically overpowered (like revo)
so they compare the two
oroboros snake for real
Top 10 fates worse then death
Oro can have a little Oro as a treat 
hatescrolling dumb comments in a discord server is a form of self harm btw
hate replying as well
why is it galactic
I should apply to be a mod
that's why lmao
any server with mods with a brain would have zapped you for that chud ass gif lmao
Narrowing down the fate worse then death list quickly
That punishment is too steep! Dear God...
mods for gaming discords should NOT be fans of the game
ur too biased and evil and bitter
Time to buy fatshark dollars for the goofy drip
You could have stopped at biased, but, you kept going

but which one
saltzpyre at home
or
average ego gamer
any saltzpyre is a good saltzpyre
dont say that evil word
its true
average?
Buying whole vet and zealot set and ogrn pants
the one after that
gamer?
zamn
the one before that
Whale moment
average?
average?

the one after that
I got zealot chest/pants, soyker trader hat and golden gimp mask for zealot
gamer?
we could do this all day
the one before that
yes we could lol
it's better than when i said someone was a minmaxer and he snapped at me
struck a nerve i guess
Im just thankful they didnt drop any good weapon skins i dont already have
gamer?
Lmao
hit dog hollers

the ds4 saber one is staring at me, and the duellist auto gun
I hate it
My moral compass is guided biweeky by darktide rotationsv
@drifting wolf Oh wait, did you mean Oge?
yes
What's wrong with Ogeryns?
What is worse, 24 hours on gameslantern or general chat
General
gameslantern
Because the ones in general usually actually belive in their nonsense gameslantern just dont know any better
i am afraid they have a bit of an issue with too much self importance and it must be knocked down a peg to revert them back to an ogryn
gen chat a decent chunk of the time are just here to have a good time smacking dudes and dont care about "what is good vs what isnt" and just use what they like
and they know it

gameslantern
adhd people are bored easily huh
vs gameslantern belives that the bad stuff IS good
i think i've pretty much given myself the anti-reddit shield when it comes to this server, because there's a few people that straight up won't talk to me after i talk shit about how lame they are
Yes
yes
Now add that with adhd
adhtism
therapy NOW
i think sainted gunslinger should be buffed to +100% impact and give free skullcrusher
tbh
Not until I get 6 large fries from mcdonalds...
and uh
2 chocolate shakes
with um
a double quarter pounder with cheese
sainted gunslinger is one of the most "ok but why tho" nodes
That would be 1 meal's worth of food
its just an in the way node
thats the "point tax" for going middle tree
lmfao
Boy dinner
its increased reload speed from melee kills
typically youd be reloading during downtime or when you have distance, when theres no way youd be interrupted
youre still doing this, but faster with the node
why tho
medium sized american portion
I clipped part of Paradise's p out of that lol
one caniac combo WITH the coleslaw please!
And 6 quarter pounders with cheese
🤢
hi can i get the caniac combo but can you replace every individual chicken finger and fry with a piece of texas toast
no ive not faced him again since then
Despite makeing my gamertag coleslaw hate it as a food
same
the mastery skin sucks ASS
Don't do it! You have so much to live for!
thats why its unepic......
some of my coworkers call me coleslaw
without knowing i hate it too
slaw is epic
Coleslaw is hit or miss
Number 1 hater of mayonnaise and ill die on this hill
you just need someone that knows how to season food to prepare it
Don't blame you, tbh
mayo is hit or miss as well
mayonnaise haters when hellmans, duke, and kewpie mayo exists
My greatest enemies
mayo is so whatever
What about malice players...?
Besides the federal government
i rarely have or get mayo on my sandwiches
Malice players so cute
seems to be that most people who hate mayo hate it because their first experience was with miracle whip or cheap ass mayo
and i feel bad for them
“Get back in coherency”
lol
damnation players better
STOP FUCKING SHOOTING ME
That was malice
i still think darktide should have friendly fire
what is malice?
the gungryn popping his ability and burning the entire team
No its fucked i used to love it as a kid and then one day something snapped when i was like 6 or 7
Mfw I execute my pal ogryn because I wanted to shoot the bulwark in front of him

then you block them and move on
I'm collecting insert player name is typing
eventually they will either get blocked enough to stop or actually reported
Caving smyker skulls in with rocks
(people don't realize you can get banned in game for griefing in tide games)
but nobody reports
I do
i only report musty edgelords that think typing dogwhistles is funny
That is… a new one to me 
fatshark is a swedish company though so i don't expect any good to come from a report
Are you really gaming if you arent gas lighting mid match
Not really
That's like eating mayo
I am really bored x.x
wtf lmao
(Dies to barrel)
chaos
So wait... what if I get mcdonalds fries with burger king burgers and wendy's nuggets?
Why would you get something so mid as wendys nugget
you'd summon the supersize me guy
for the lulz
Middest nugget in the game
idk about you but wendys has the best fast food nuggets
Even with mcdonalds nuggets...?
youre saying that when chick fil a nuggets are right there?
Bro chic fila nuggets arent real their just diet wanna be chicken tenders
chick fil a nuggets suck cause the price and how much they give
idk why I am finding that entertaining
youre judging how good they are based on the quantity and price?
I'm pretty sure mcdonalds nuggets are pretty mid...
But yea fuck nugget we rep tenders here hardees gaming
Dear God... at least I know how to fucking use the autopistol...
i can buy a bag of great value nuggest from the walmart freezer for like 6 dollar and get 80 or so of em
those must be the best
Nugget maxxing
disregard that they are glorified cardboard
but can you capture an epic_cole?
like a pokemon
That's an insult to cardboard!
Cardboard tastes better x.x
Yes, I've chewed on cardboard... >.>'
dude would shoot all the way to orange
pick up all the ammo
then dc
and would return with partial ammo cause of lmao fartshart
These players are getting worse and worse...
It's sad
When I have the autopistol it's a back-up weapon, not my main one...
I use it for toughness, shooters, specials, and dreg ragers
well taste is a factor too
dude really was going for my kills after i told him to not waste ammo and shoot ranged shit, but i still did double his damage
they taste good
Using it on hordes is heresy
Are they better than great value nuggets? lol
Is there some kind of trick to this
the fact you have to ask that you must have one garbage ass chik fil a
I don't eat there, actually, lol
They tore our chic fila down and rebuilt it in record time
these taste exactly like chik fil a nuggets and are 6 dollars for like 5 servings
i made chicken ceaser salad wraps with these
Aldis has some gamer nuggets
Yeah, and don't forget the added flavor of pesticides

yea its called swing at a bunch of enemies in melee
^
Does your health have to be perfectly divisible by 4 or something? Cause it really feels like I should have gotten this a few times now
that sounds so unnecessary lmfao no
just swing at a bunch of enemies with a big weapon in holy rev and it'll happen naturally
probably
or hit someone really fucking hard with a Chastise thunder hammer special
that should fill it by itself
(since its all damage related anyway)
Thunder hammer
Overkill 
Chiitaan NOOOOOOOO
They made the thammer look so much cooler than it really feels in game :/
Well yeah, that's a space marine handling it lol
prolly because it doesn’t take 12 years from charge to swing in the trailer
Yep lol
I wish the combat knives had some sort of feedback for rending
Or backstabs overall
bc I got the 90% rending on backstab blessing on and it does NOT feel like it’s working
Isn't that on a bleeding target?
cause it's only on hit
it's not an ongoing buff
it's feedback is 100% more readable on uncanny, ruthless backstab is jsut bad
Oh I was thinking mercy killer
what’s uncanny again-
rending on weakspot hit
stacks up to 5 times
and it lasts as long as you keep getting weakspot hits
and that's to all targets
that aren't unarmored or infested
And because uncanny is a player buff it applies to DOT's like bleed
eh, idk about that one, it gets a little tricky trying to headshot a crusher with how short my character is
Its far better than backstab
It's literally one of the best knife blessings
You don't need to get a weakspot hit once the rending is up to do the damage
You just need weakspot hits to get the buff up and to sustain it
it doesn't matter if it is a weakspot hit or not, once the buff is up
Meaning if you have all 5 stacks you will do that much bonus damage to carapace(up to 100%, then the rest is 1/4th the amount as bonus damage) even on a body hit
And that applies to maniac, unyielding, flak, and carapace
I see
And it affects dots, like they said
Whats the other blessing on your knife
Come on, we don't bite that hard >_>'
Well... at least I don't...
Can't promise about the others

The second one is reasonable at least
precognition
That's one of the bis blessings
best in slot, in case you don't know what bis means
biscuit
I mean if you're hungry enough yeah lol
Could also be bacon in salad
calc is short for calculator
Please explode
KEEP YOURSELF UNSAFE
zealot is bullshit
Zealot - Auric I-II-V-E-G Damnation Maelstrom - Archivum Sycorax - True Solo - Done live on Strike Party 5
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why the image looking small lmao one sec
level 10?
nice
look at damage taken its 0 with 3 health station charges used lmao
ill send you the build
kk
no double charge?
nah don't need it
fair
dont have any cdr to get extra value out of it
true
rashad and revolver are balanced
incredibly balanced as seen in scoreboard
also that +5% xp came in clutch
lmfao
pawesome
lmao
scoreboard is soooo functional
zealot dealing 2 mil damage after 4 mins is real
Whats the difference between the thunder hammers
ironhelm special can cleave hordes
crucis special has 25% more dmg iirc
also movesets are a bit different
crucis: fuck that guy in particular
ironhelm: fuck that guy in particular but first I’m going to cleave through all these other guys
So the flamer would be a good weapon to pair with it then?
yes
If you bring knives
mostly crucis tho
I hate the knives
you can skip flamer if you have ironhelm tbh
Yeah, although the two being slow as shit can kinda cause trouble, I’d recommend using knives if you have them
yea you kinda need throwing knives with flamer
both hammers are good paired with a DBarrel or a Flamer
or else specials and ranged shit can screw you over if they stand right out of your range
Nice ancient celtic name
the rager horde when you try to hit them with that dollar store flamer fire
Any weapon that is on the lower end of horde/group/mixed clear as long as you have throwing knives
Will always go well with flamer
any horde clear ranged weapon will work
you mean me when the rager horde cant smack me out of my flamer cause of Inspiring Barrage
you dont NEED tknives, they're a good option, but not the end all
columnus iag
rigged
i mean it melts everything below a crusher in front of you
it's ridic good still it's just niche asf and practically forces you to take throwing knives,
I don't know how anyone has the chutzpuh to start badmouthing this weapon
it's a ton of fun to use and laser beam accurate at the hip any distance, even while sprinting
ADS, lack of cleave, infested damage, and the revolver existing
I have one simple question, do you know about Lethal Proximity and its benefits with a very specific Veteran build
miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
That's how good my aim is

And that's with weapons without that problem
Boltpistol and boltgun shit aim gaming
Aim away from the enemy and pray for the RNG aim jerk
wrong
then what is it?
joined a game and all 3 other teammates were dead
yea i'm esc leaving
i'm doing penance farming i ain't got a meta build on
a ferert
what's a good pairing for dclaw? need some anti armor
a revolver
bolter, revolver
good ol revolver
shark attacks
is agri still meh compared to zarona
not as much
you can get manstopper
and cleave pretty hard with it
not going tog get the sheer anti armor value out of it tho
teammate with ASS title
their rifle also has falter
holy peak
tell us how their damage is
they might be a server member lol
check their steam user
how do you one tap crushers with parry?
u need to hit the head, and i think it needs a crit
@spare talon
how do u one shot crushers with dclaw parry
I'm keeping this until the update lol
nah dude got ledged
and we got cornered by a cspawn
just clandestium things
SO WHEN WE ARE CORNERED from CSPAWN
they blew up an incend barrel
so we could lose quicker
literally dude had 773+ levels too like
AND you get launched by a cspawn
Also i never built a heavy sword before, what kind of builds goes well with it?
Needs to reach a certain number of talent tree buffs, since a lot are stackable I can't tell you an exact number, but you need duellist, IJ stacks, sustained assault stacks, and the FOTF melee rending crit active
headtaker, deathblow
rampage is an okay secondary if you don't have deathblow
The tree. Hadron was kind with me that's what i got
you want inexorable or martyrdom
does the FOFT stagger the crusher overhead animation?
None of them are hard to actually get but the main thing that it won't work without is the FOTF use which is the main bottleneck on it as it requires you to use the ability and put it on CD
FS definitely increased the special spawn rate after the "hotfix"
thanks for the info
Why does this cat look like he'd say "bazinga" after saying a gotcha statement in a petty argument
Clandestinum is so fun when that doesnt happen. Great new mission
another teammate knife
at least it's haymaker on the mk6
🫡
ASS title and shit knives
go hand in hand
the straight friend group in the sleepover be like:
my point exactly
i’m seriously considering buying a year of nitro just so i can have a murder drones pfp
and banner
And then download blender
wha
i don’t get it
is the joke id make animations myself
And then learn how to use it
Hyper specific jokes are the best
yummers
but the gif was
this gif, with the caption something like, “When i’m on a game show called ‘meth or not meth’ where contestants must determine whether or not a substance is methamphetamine”
it’s so stupid
but when i first saw it was laughing for like an hour
peak
suicide prevention for 60 year old harley riders
should probably spoiler that
oh
fail
i give up
Idk if you were here when I posted this
i saw that somewhere
and i looked it up
and it’s really fucking funny lmfao
sex!
“oh my god they hit what?!?!”
maximum excitement
so ferretful
i’ve been using the mk2 evis for a few matches earlier
new favorite zealot weapon i think
mk15 is alright but having actual attack speed is awesome
i have no idea what this mean
and i don’t know if i have the brain power to understand it
with the mk2 is horde clear a revved heavy light
or is it just heavy light repeat
oh ok TRANSPHOBE
Most philosophy breaks down into two groups, one being really complicated and a tons of conceptual stuff that will take a lot of time to understand
And the other half that basically uses logic operations for all philosophical topics and it always comes out to "being an selfish asshole is the best choice" which i find hysterical
lmfao
that’s awesome
Honestly idk
Like all of the operations on the right are stuff like this, tho this is obviously shorter
And they're using them as philosophical proofs
okay problem
i have no idea what the hell that means
this is who i could've been if i didn't have so many mental problems and stayed in school
peak
I barely passed this class in college
Cuz this was the stuff just above the easiest material
what does P and Q mean and the arrow and the weird sideways L and the V and the parentheses
and and
When you get to chapter 4 of the textbook and it's titled "the basics of counting" and calculus 1 was a prereq for the class
I didn't know whether to be at ease or terrified
terrified i think
makes me think of this
no idea how related it is because i also don’t understand it
but
yah
you take a sip from your trusty vault canteen
It's easiest to understand as an alternative sentence structure
The letters being nouns or phrases and everything else being some sort of logical thing
is P and Q like proposition question or something
- Is p results in q
- Is q results in r being false OR p being false, therefore either r or p is false
so like AND OR XOR kinda stuff
Like it's all stuff that is math applicable but not what first comes to mind when you think of math
Like the easiest to understand one being the pidgeonhole one
Like how many people do you need in a group to ensure that at least 1 person shares a birthday with another person
it’s like
20 right
yeah 23
oh i was thinking of the other thing
If you had any less than that amount, you couldn't be certain there wasn't 1 person born on every day
where with 23 people ina room, there’s a 50% chance that someone shares a birthday
math
hi psycho
Kinda weird how something this simple was right after mathematical induction in the textbook
Which is so fucking hard to properly replicate
That shit proves that it's possible to climb an infinite ladder
spent the past 3 hours doing a MP game just for our games to crash and it to not save
lmfao
awesome
what game
Black ice for hoi4
super complicated and my friend started WW2 just for all of us to explode
is this good
it’s great
swap the two perks though
flak maniac im pretty sure
Erm a redditor told me carapace on it cuz it already does good maniac akctually
explode
learn deathblow then roll a 370-380 sword.
370-380 is overrated
More often than not you’re fine around 350 with good distribution.
Zealot is also most capable of fudging damage out of everyone
Martyrdom goes brrr
no
that’s stupid
the dump stat is plenty on that
lol
Non-convict moment
Beautiful
I miss the shooter mob buffs from a few patches ago
I need to get new curios... I still have all those old ones that are like... Resistance to gunners/snipers from forever ago
God I love seeing people mald about gunners
when they're like so easy to deal with
I should purposely spread misinformation
and tell them to pick swift certainty
100% counter to gunners
i doubt kids nowadays even know wtf that is
true
these new age pve kids
and their mf tide games
we played payday 2 in my day bucko
(we broke payday2 also cause stealth dodge/crit shotguns were broken who knew?)
IT"S WEDNESDAY< OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT! THURSDAY!
HOWS THIS FOR POLICE BRUTALITY?
It was so damn funny playing the extremely buggier early versions of PD2
and seeing Cloaker
run through walls
NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE
to drop kick my friends
new amogus update?????????????
not sure why my dumbass decided to let go of the f key
iconic
semen viklund 
the devious creature about to pounce
Isn't PD2 like killing PD3 in player count still
the commissar outsmarts you again, assholes
Where is this post
I wanna reply with a statement that explains how to slide with no extra context
i once saw a man eat human shit in attica, he looked just like you! WAIT! CAN IT BE?
for the purpose of ruining the zealot community I will not share it
I will tell them to build swift certainty
to beat gunners
with max gunner resist curios
Evil eye is a banger but I always liked this one
Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: Update #22
Released: 2014, January 22
Associated Heist: none
Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHqrvJTP
Payday 2 Soun...
hold on
im looking for THE police assault music
at least for me
Im vanilla as fuck ( I love break the rules and I will give you my all )
be normal and choose razormind
oh I think I found it
Provided to YouTube by TuneCore
Razormind · Simon Viklund
Payday 2 Remastered (Official Soundtrack), Vol. 1
℗ 2016 Starbreeze Studios
Released on: 2016-04-05
Auto-generated by YouTube.
break the rules is kino
you are up against the wall and I am the fucking wa-
dog
Subscribe to Simon: https://www.youtube.com/user/SimonViklund/videos
In-depth analysis of the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgvJA3e-OLM
This is the vocal version of "Break the Rules" first featured in the Scarface Packs trailer, that also has a chance to play in-game instead of the regular instrumental assault track. All credits go to S...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvFLycfVjKM
Hoxton Revenge banger
Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: Update #63
Released: 2015, March 21
Associated Heist: Hoxton Revenge
Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHqrvJTP
Payda...
allow me
Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: Game Release
Released: 2013, August 13
Associated Heist: Mallcrasher
Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHqrvJTP
Payda...
reminding me I seriously should play PD2 again seeing I dont have a shitty laptop I was playing it on 
Have an actual full blown tower
TRUE!
forgot how much a banger jackets theme is
arms outstretched
Breath of Death?
Tbh gunner resist is still BiS cuz of the volume you encounter of them, and the fact that you'll inevitably get hit by them, either a little bit of chip dmg or you fuck up pretty bad and get bullet hosed, which is a fuckup that gunner resist can greatly aid you in recovering from
No other stat can really save you from a mistake
yea
I went from a Jacket main for the longest time to Sokol
oh shit
you remember when they dropped DW?
Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: Update #24
Released: 2014, February 27 (My birthday :D)
Associated Heist: none
Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHqr...
actual peak
I love pd2
that trailer mmm
(this shit was hyper than any HD2 difficulty announcement)
Deathwish being the normal Difficulty now on PD2 lmao
Fatshark
Give me melee elite resist and my life is yours
fuck 3 tho
there is no payday 3
Let me tank a crusher hit innately
bro i couldnt believe that trailer
let alone the MF SKULLDOZER
It would be so awesome
tru
I will not buy PD3 unless I see it on a 80% sale and im morbidly curious (it will never happen)
Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: Update #44
Released: 2014, October 27
Associated Heist: Hoxton Breakout (Day 2)
Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHq...
oh
I found one of my favorites
it was Searchlights
Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: The Bomb Heists (DLC)
Released: 2015, January 22
Associated Heist: The Bomb Heists
Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/
Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrug...
hell yeah
🔊
my neighbors listening to this one now
my neighbors love the PD2 ost as much as me
Forgot how good Searchlights is