Probability of Pluviosity
#zealot-class
misty nova
hard nexus
because iβm not a loser
median steeple
hard nexus
nuh uh
modern lintel
Noob alert
ornate bone
hard nexus
i am so
absurdly
not normal
about the murder drones finale
i have like nobody to talk about it with
despair
modern lintel
hard nexus
male manipulator music
rocky nacelle
sounds like some twitter post
modern lintel
I was just about to say theyre just the scottish smiths
Heaven knows im miserable is branded into the back of my eyelids
modern lintel
These are the ones i fw the most
modern lintel
Onion soup> tomato soup ez clear
hard nexus
God forsakes me with no 24/7 panera bread
i remember
a while ago
every time i would go to panera
i would ask for extra bread
and the people there were nice and id get like 2 or 3 pieces
and what id do
is peel the crust open
eat the like
bready bit in the center
and then gnaw on the crust
for like 20 minutes
it was super good actually
modern lintel
Bros eating the bread like a watermelon 
rocky nacelle
Onion soup> tomato soup ez clear
ok
i will hit you with a disagree to agree peace treaty
french onion soup
π
hard nexus
Bros eating the bread like a watermelon <:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
that implies you eat the rind of watermelon
modern lintel
Perchance
rocky nacelle
God forsakes me with no 24/7 panera bread
god forsakes us all that way
modern lintel
I will eat the shrimp whole
modern lintel
Iv never had their breakfast stuff
rocky nacelle
should try the 4 cheese souffle
hard nexus
im sure theyre probably a little different
rocky nacelle
or the spinach and cheese souffle π§βπ³ π
spare talon
the false son phase 3
what the actual fuck
hard nexus
but they have those weird bowl designs that make medium and large look identical
modern lintel
I remember once they forgor the cheese to my onion soup day ruined
rocky nacelle
what the actual fuck
bro literally did this to me
nice abilities jackass
F A L L.
hard nexus
modern lintel
Iv still not playd elden ring dlc
rocky nacelle
its good
rocky nacelle
messmer is one of my favorite fights in the entire franchise
modern lintel
Or cyberpunk dlc yet fucking preordering that one
hard nexus
i hated messmer actually
rocky nacelle
- he has one of the best OSTs in the franchise
hard nexus
messmer seems to be a very divisive boss fight
spare talon
**F A L L.**
hard nexus
people either love him or hate him
modern lintel
Unironicly the mfr w the pegleg that shoots lighting w his two ghost friends gave me the biggest trouble in elden ring and hes not even like a main guy
rocky nacelle
yeah I learned about that attack very fucking fast in phase 2
stick behind a wall
always
hard nexus
me personally i just dodged it
rocky nacelle
and then phase 3 he just killed me because || he took away my abilities and I realized it too late||
spare talon
and then phase 3 he just killed me because || he took away my abilities and I re...
oh i didnt even notice
he killed me too fast
modern lintel
Also me trying to kill rykard for like 3 hours straight b4 my friend told me i was supposed to be using the funny spear that you get when you first walk in
rocky nacelle
oh it just happened at the end
lmfao
yeah that is basically what happened to me when I tried to Seeker dash out
nope
hard nexus
Also me trying to kill rykard for like 3 hours straight b4 my friend told me i w...
in ds3 i killed yorm and the ancient wyvern without using their gimmicks because i am stupid
modern lintel
I never played any the other souls like games 
hard nexus
ds3 is elden ring but better
hard nexus
how i look at the player when they hit me with those dollar store abilities
hard nexus
blb
ornate bone
ds3 is elden ring but better
least wrong ds3 player
rocky nacelle
least wrong ds3 player
least delusional* ds3 player
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-dies-malenia-elden-ring-scarlett-rot-gif...
Bro had hands
hard nexus
least delusional* ds3 player
ds3 has just better bosses as a whole, better fights, better music, better level design
modern lintel
Yet i beat base game radahan w out dying somehow
hard nexus
just the entire game feels better
hard nexus
Yet i beat base game radahan w out dying somehow
i get to brag that i beat both radahns prenerf
modern lintel
The giant was the easiest shit ever
ornate bone
Like unironically
rocky nacelle
seamless hp
ornate bone
I think Elden Ring putting the Souls formula into an open world game was shit
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-471471061999...
this looks like my cat jolene if she had both eyes normal and not fucked up
modern lintel
Malenia took me like 2 days to beat tho
rocky nacelle
same
ornate bone
I genuinely hated Elden Ring's premise
rocky nacelle
2 separate nights
on seamless
same with DLC final boss
2 separate nights
on seamless
π
hard nexus
I think Elden Ring putting the Souls formula into an open world game was shit
real!!! i beat sekiro and ds3 like 15 times each and then when i finished elden ring and started a ng+ i felt absolutely zero urge to actually play it again
ornate bone
I didn't like to ride around seeing the same ruin and crackhead shack props
spare talon
malenia took like like 4 hours
that was on the redo with no summons, cuz the first playthrough it took me 2 runs with mimic tear cuz lmao
hard nexus
because the fucking slog that is the open world and the reused bosses
ornate bone
I didn't like going into three different dungeons and seeing a cat statue recycled 3 times
BUT STERLING
THE THIRD TIME THERE WAS TWO CAT STATUES IN THE SAME ROOM
WOWWWWWWWWWWW
hard nexus
lmfao
ornate bone
Thank you Kojima
rocky nacelle
ok unepic
modern lintel
I had black knife tiche to cheese out like 1/4 of malenias health
hard nexus
elden ring is a great game in a vacuum but compared to the ds3, sekiro, bloodborne, its not good
modern lintel
Isnt sekiro only on playstation
rocky nacelle
I am unironically a DS2 enjoyer
hard nexus
Isnt sekiro only on playstation
bloodborne is
spare talon
thats bloodborne
ornate bone
Some mechanics are absolute dog shit, like the health penalty on death
rocky nacelle
still my most played Souls game
hard nexus
the elden ring dlc was infinitely better than the basegame, but still didnt change my ranking of the games
rocky nacelle
WE LOVE DARK SOULS 2 IN THIS HOUSE
ornate bone
But it was the first DS that actually ran on my laptop
modern lintel
I tried to play darksouls 1 once lasted like 30 min
spare talon
ive never played ds1 or 2
ornate bone
And then I started growing fond of it because it was a vastly better port than 1
rocky nacelle
im biased (I know it) DS2 was my first souls, but I just love it so much more than 1-3
until ER and BB
ornate bone
And because it was very experimental with its mechanics
Powerstancing was introduced there
ornate bone
It's the mechanic they changed into those one-slot dual weapons on 3
rocky nacelle
I unironically called it dark souls 2 2
finally
we got what we deserved
more power stancing
(DS2 still has cooler boss weapons though)
hard nexus
light greatswords are the best thing that elden ring has done
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
And it was interesting too, because you could mix weapons
rocky nacelle
light greatswords are the best thing that elden ring has done
agreed
new weapon classes
heavy katanas light GS
ornate bone
You didn't have two cloned weapons, you could wield a sword and a mace
modern lintel
I still have dragons dogma downloaded and played maybe 15 mins
spare talon
my biggest complaint with ds games is how fucking unfun working through stages are
Great job! You killed the giant gargoyle on the rooftop of the castle library! Now here's 2 at once!! They are respawning enemies!!!
like fuck off man
ornate bone
Dragon's Dogma is a game I loved as a teen, but would've been better off not replayinmg
rocky nacelle
my biggest complaint with ds games is how fucking unfun working through stages a...
no no no no you dont understand, the CBT is PART of the fun
: )
hard nexus
heavy katanas are meh, light greatswords are like the coolest thing ever because they have actually realistic movesets, flow super well between heavy and light combos, and just overally feel super nice
hard nexus
my biggest complaint with ds games is how fucking unfun working through stages a...
lmfao
yeah
rocky nacelle
heavy katanas are meh, light greatswords are like the coolest thing ever because...
you're sleep if you think heavy katanas are just meh
hard nexus
you're sleep if you think heavy katanas are just meh
i dont like katanas
so
im biased
rocky nacelle
explains it
spare talon
no no no no you dont understand, the CBT is **PART** of the fun
this is why lies of p is better than all souls games
cuz you get the hard souls combat without the "oh my god i have to fight this guy every time dont i"
hard nexus
theyre neat but i will rarely ever actively choose to use one in a game
rocky nacelle
wait until cole plays Demon souls, where dying means you dont repeat a certain area you repeat the entire section
hard nexus
this is why lies of p is better than all souls games
cuz you get the hard souls ...
worst opinion ever lies of p SUCKS and is STUPID
modern lintel
I think i used the bloodhounds fang sword for the entire game ngl
hard nexus
(ive never played it and probably never will)
rocky nacelle
theyre neat but i will rarely ever actively choose to use one in a game
dragon hunter's great katana utterly shits on the first quarter to half of the DLC
spare talon
worst opinion ever lies of p SUCKS and is STUPID
you get to throw rocks at twinks in it
hard nexus
you get to throw rocks at twinks in it
ok but i already do that in real life
rocky nacelle
also it frees up the entire drake mountain cause thats the purpose of it
modern lintel
you get to throw rocks at twinks in it
Sign me up
hard nexus
also it frees up the entire drake mountain cause thats the purpose of it
bayle was an awesome fight but i killed him second try
rocky nacelle
you get to throw rocks at twinks in it
but i already throw twinks off ledges in darktide with barrels
hard nexus
and it made me sad
ornate bone
my biggest complaint with ds games is how fucking unfun working through stages a...
Dark Souls has this weird effect where stages feel so much bigger the first time
hard nexus
same with rellana
i wish i didnt kill her like, 3rd try because her fight was super cool
ornate bone
After you get used to the game and know where shit is, you just rush everywhere and realize they actually made something the size of your living room
rocky nacelle
I didnt upgrade my scadutree until literally the final boss of the DLC
hard nexus
i think my scadutree level was like 6-7
rocky nacelle
he made me
lmfao
I spent the entire dlc at 5
until radahn
and my homeboy did the same
at 2
until we got stuck on radahn
strong bastard
modern lintel
Whos the bald mfr that jumps you in all the souls games
rocky nacelle
patches
hard nexus
Whos the bald mfr that jumps you in all the souls games
patches
spare talon
peakches
rocky nacelle
kinoches
hard nexus
plapes
modern lintel
Cause i accidents flattened him in elden ring before he could finish what he was saying
rocky nacelle
fuck I just realized
hard nexus
stay out of the volcano manor!
hard nexus
Cause i accidents flattened him in elden ring before he could finish what he was...
lmfao
awesome
he deserved it
dont worry
modern lintel
He said something like wait as i was mid swing and i was just like damn hope he wasnt important and moved on
hard nexus
what da fuck
rocky nacelle
bald people deserve it
hard nexus
He said something like wait as i was mid swing and i was just like damn hope he ...
he surrenders
and u can buy stuff from him
and it opens up a questline
modern lintel
Surrender was never an option for the balds
rocky nacelle
elden ring when you can only unlock the super secret poopy butt pants emote only once by making an NPC surrender twice and do a backflip while you emote at the same time
ah damn I missed it
next playthrough
elden ring quests gotta suck the most out of any souls game lmfao
(I still enjoy them but)
ember yew
my biggest complaint with ds games is how fucking unfun working through stages a...
I'm still sad i failed to save Solair in DS1 and he attacked me in some strange fire caverns
hard nexus
elden ring quests gotta suck the most out of any souls game lmfao
open world and its consequences
ember yew
modern lintel
Also the fella that had the silver lion looking armor that works for rykard i think and has a few quest fucking murdered him on sight cause i thought his sword looked cool at the time
spare talon
elden ring quests gotta suck the most out of any souls game lmfao
elden ring dlc are the best ones tho
spare talon
also this is literally peak as fuck crosshairs
rocky nacelle
elden ring dlc are the best ones tho
Ansbach
COLE add
double chef run
i need that monsoon skin
spare talon
i will probably be ass at him
spare talon
im a h*ntress main
rocky nacelle
also pro tip
spam his mobility
its actually pretty short cdr
and you can bhop with it
its funny
hard nexus
double chef run
my friend wants to run a modded chef vs dlc chef and see who does better lmfao
rocky nacelle
my friend wants to run a modded chef vs dlc chef and see who does better lmfao
did you guys do that with bandit?
spare talon
knife zealot and you dont aim in ROR2
tbf huntress is just who im best at
i play commando, void fiend, and railgunner for fun
rocky nacelle
i love void fiend
modern lintel
Also i wanted the armor of the funny jester man that worked for radhan was witch hunter i think he was but i could never find him
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
Also i wanted the armor of the funny jester man that worked for radhan was witch...
I got some armor you'd like
they should have brought it back
coolest armor set in all of DS1
spare talon
im da joka baybe
modern lintel
Also
modern lintel
Like jonkler reaction
ripe quest
also this is literally peak as fuck crosshairs
the other new character is pretty funny too. It's like modded Paladin.
hard nexus
secret character
ripe quest
The one that isn't the lotus healer or Chef.
hard nexus
the one i was talking about before
spare talon
oh i havent seen anything about the secret one
hard nexus
with the really bad animations
spare talon
ive been playing basically blind outside of seeing the big selling points
modern lintel
This is peak
spare talon
YOU SAID YOU WERE PISSING
rocky nacelle
Got my first no-hit Shira on hard <:peepoHappy:1182750608126648421>
bullet hell enjoyers
rabbit and steel is really fun
left iron
I just need to unlock adept on ancient and sharpshooter rabbit now iirc, then i have them all
left iron
Sharpshooter is such a pain to play solo
modern lintel
Helping someone kill demonhost just hard crashed my game
left iron
Duos/trios sometimes when my frens who work have time
vestal pine
do you think this(green part) is too small for a thammer
i think i should 1.5x it
any suggestions
rocky nacelle
id be down to play sometime ice
spare talon
god damn
spare talon
thats so absolutely fucked
left iron
This was when i finally got my wizard rabbit adept, my most unlucky rabbit by far i kept dying to the dragons every time because of primary slowdown
rocky nacelle
This was when i finally got my wizard rabbit adept, my most unlucky rabbit by fa...
3rd level dragon used to be hell for me
spare talon
that was such a terrifying void fields
rocky nacelle
I had a void fields where they had 10x stacks of the teddy bear
id say we got decently lucky on the enemy pool
the items
not so much
spare talon
id say we got decently lucky on the enemy pool
Vermintide rats skittering at light speed who can being me to 1 hp in an instant with a single attack is horror
rocky nacelle
and their 5 follow up shurikens
spare talon
I saw shurikens and went "there's no way I'm making it out of this"
rocky nacelle
yea shurikens made that fucked
not to mention they get red items at the end still
spare talon
not to mention they get red items at the end still
Dios
indigo kiln
what gun to pair with indignatus crusher (I got a good one)
rocky nacelle
yea you still had the last 2 void portals to go
and god knows what red item they get
(i've had them get fucking revive bear before)
rocky nacelle
what gun to pair with indignatus crusher (I got a good one)
personally id go with a bolter or flamer for carapace
since crusher could probably deal with everything else
spare talon
what gun to pair with indignatus crusher (I got a good one)
Honestly anything
Crusher is kind of an all rounder
Maybe a zarona (how original) for special sniping if you're not using throwing knives
spare talon
personally id go with a bolter or flamer for carapace
Flamer for carapace.....
modern lintel
Auto pistol time
rocky nacelle
just a glimpse into my sick twisted mind
I usually turn the flamer on let it go mag runs out I finish the rest
spare talon
Crusher had good enough adms against carapace and also bullies them into submission
rocky nacelle
crusher should be half HP or dead if my team is actually doing something to it
rocky nacelle
Crusher had good enough adms against carapace and also bullies them into submiss...
yea but he asked for a gun
im not gonna tell him just CC it to death
(he can)
but
wheres da fun
indigo kiln
I can CC it to death if it's like, one crusher
spare talon
im not gonna tell him just CC it to death
I mean my point was carapace damage isn't really something it can't already dish out
modern lintel
Let zealot run two melees
spare talon
I can CC it to death if it's like, one crusher
Overhead heavies have such large aoe when charged that everything just becomes incapable of doing anything, even crushers
rocky nacelle
also wish me luck I think im gonna be spending tonight grinding for chef's other ability
and skin
and then go to the gym
not exactly in that order
spare talon
Crusher is the melee I'd being into a scab melee only maelstrom on zealot
indigo kiln
Overhead heavies have such large aoe when charged that everything just becomes i...
oh I've just been spamming regular heavies
that's what I've been doing wrong
rocky nacelle
Crusher is the melee I'd being into a scab melee only maelstrom on zealot
"we have trauma staff at home"
the run down for single targets like crushers/maulers is just push attack into H2
aint it?
for crusher
indigo kiln
wait so ideally I'd bring a gun that can deal with the 192423409e+09 gunners on damnation
rocky nacelle
wait so ideally I'd bring a gun that can deal with the 192423409e+09 gunners on ...
tknives can do this too
granted you can aim projectiles
spare talon
oh I've just been spamming regular heavies
that's what I've been doing wrong
Weaving in the special attack is part of the learning curve of the Crusher
It's a very choice and combo based weapon, obviously you can spam it but you get more out of it by actually thinking while you use the Unga bunga bonker
indigo kiln
yeah but consider this
I can't aim knives or rocks for shit lmao
rocky nacelle
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
rocky nacelle
Weaving in the special attack is part of the learning curve of the Crusher
It's ...
ok thanks for framing it like this
modern lintel
Me not many braincells just charged attk everybattk
rocky nacelle
now I wont think twice when wanting to use it
indigo kiln
I can kill specialists with them but specialists are squish
spare talon
(even though I want to spam special cause I have like 80 power output)
It's more that you dish out more damage when you properly open a combo with it
indigo kiln
I think by numbers the biggest threats to an average party are Maulers, Ragers and Gunners in that order?
spare talon
And don't waste time recharging it for each swing
rocky nacelle
yea
it aint no ironhelm
i can special H1 and then special again
also cole BiS item for chef
is leeching seed
1000%
indigo kiln
So Crusher dabs on the former two like an Ogryn does but unlike Ogryn I can have actual ranged weapons to deal with the last one
rocky nacelle
that fire hp regen on hit is insane
indigo kiln
inb4 revolver
rocky nacelle
ngl flamers can deal with maulers but i might just be a crackhead
and like shoehorning flamer into things
indigo kiln
the thing is I can just crusher mauler packs
things I can't crusher
- Gunners
- Specialists
- Bosses
spare talon
You can crusher all of those if you're not a PUSSY
indigo kiln
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
and they have decent boss damage right?
rocky nacelle
for some reason its like you put your hand over the other barrel of the shotgun
and it gets really decent sniping potential
with only LMB
DBarrel has good boss dmg imo
(then again mine has 20% unyielding and I run PTC)
spare talon
It eats way too much ammo for that
rocky nacelle
that too
you'll be RMBing all day
with DBarrel against a boss
I literally only pull it out when they're near death
HP
spare talon
Crusher is honestly gonna be your better option for bosses
don't sleep on how much damage it deals to the head, and how far away you can hit them from
rocky nacelle
if you run / or get something like full bore then yea i guess you can meme with it more
on a boss
also yeah crusher finesse is really good
especially off the PA
iirc
spare talon
Charged push attack to the head is the highest dmg attack in its profile if I'm correct
spare talon
Tho cuz of the angle it's hard to pull of cuz it can and will hit the body if you don't aim it right
rocky nacelle
Charged push attack to the head is the highest dmg attack in its profile if I'm ...
iirc yea
people chastise there alot
its also a fucked angle
its like a not overhead
its a diagonal head
spare talon
I love how the crusher can actually be a high skill weapon and it's a fucking Unga bunga stick
ornate bone
Tho cuz of the angle it's hard to pull of cuz it can and will hit the body if yo...
very interesting out of context
spare talon
very interesting out of context
rocky nacelle
oh
can I also say
I fucking love chef revving up like sonic spin dashing
lmfao
spare talon
saint hestia when the Skulls event dropped
ornate bone
a biblical miracle spiritual lyrical
rocky nacelle
why is she the potion seller guy
rocky nacelle
rawest bowl cut ever
spare talon
why is she the potion seller guy
She's the blessing seller
spare talon
rocky nacelle
also its funny how much extra dps you get
for doing your pin roll and just 360ing while spewing fire
ornate bone
ayo what dexter doin
rocky nacelle
actually crazy
misty nova
https://tenor.com/view/logitech-mewing-meme-gif-15460602913587940942
Is that Jerma?!?!?!?
rocky nacelle
yea cole next time you fight a boss as chef
spare talon
why he takin a shower with glasses
You don't?
ornate bone
epic_cole answer me
spare talon
I don't shower
Clearly
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
clearly you don't own a water shower
spare talon
Also guess the difficulty
Heresy?
modern lintel
Auric heresy
spare talon
Lmao
modern lintel
rawest bowl cut ever
ornate bone
ornate bone
Y'know
I'm pretty sure accuracy is a myth in TFD
I'm getting some really strong Killing Floor flashbacks here
Visual spread, but the shots all curiously hit the center of the screen when your crosshair is on the enemy
visual stream
Anyone else hear the trapper nutting on occasion
ornate bone
job description: goon
visual stream
Or when dogs edge on occasion
ornate bone
@spare talon https://www.reddit.com/r/TheFirstDescendant/comments/1f349o9/full_text_of_the_developer_interview_conducted_by/
Translated from Korean
It's a delightful read
A little treat to convince you to read
"the gimmicks that had to be escorted while consuming the shield were completely removed from the upper penetration operation"
meager turret
huh
rocky nacelle
Anyone else hear the trapper nutting on occasion
cool sounding song in bg
visual stream
cool sounding song in bg
It is Babymetal, their stuff is banger
I think that one is Megitsune
ivory marlin
Rounds with mods is actually so fun
ornate bone
Megitsune is pretty poggers
I think I found it through the UGHHH I FUCKING HATE TINY TINA Wonderland trailer
ivory marlin
Tiny tina actually annoys me so much
ivory marlin
Im so glad Iβve found likeminded people
ornate bone
Did you know she's crazy and wacky and random
The writers only told me like 27 times in 5 minutes
ornate bone
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ivory marlin
frosty herald
safe heath
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h P...
I am horrified and impressed at once
ornate bone
which reminds me
do people still unironically "xD"?
I know I occasionally purely ironically use :3 as a nod to the times that have been
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/tiny-tina-borderlands-roll-for-initiative-gif-17906019854...
Why she throwing the dice like they weigh the same as a cinder block
frosty herald
X3
ornate bone
(it looks stupid)
ivory marlin
do people still unironically "xD"?
I do
modern lintel
modern lintel
Yea well have to kill you sorry
solar gorge
never do that in public please
modern lintel
Painful death even
ivory marlin
My stanky leg could use some work tho
These are both real jelly lore facts
The xd thing was a lie
I use it unironically
But the niko niko ni thing and whip nae nae are real
modern lintel
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/cat-suspicious-side-glance-gif-26055001
You peg me as the kind of guy to do that
Smh
Shame on you
solar gorge
solar gorge
You peg me as the kind of guy to do that
you what now
modern lintel
You peg me as the kind of guy to do that
Youre pegging guys?
ivory marlin
Hey
solar gorge
ivory marlin
Listen
rocky nacelle
Why she throwing the dice like they weigh the same as a cinder block
shes acoustic
acoustic dune
pegging 13
paper harness
ornate bone
gamba
solar gorge
pegging 13
ornate bone
solar gorge
ornate bone
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-259317736396799169...
what?
ivory marlin
I just remembered someone has a video of me doing the niko niko ni thing
acoustic dune
I just remembered someone has a video of me doing the niko niko ni thing
THEY HAVE WHAT
ornate bone
do they break your nico nico niicaps
ivory marlin
No
solar gorge
unfortunate
ivory marlin
THEY HAVE WHAT
Dw pookie
acoustic dune
do they break your nico nico niicaps
its nico nico kneecap
ornate bone
it's me texting your mom
ivory marlin
Anyways yeah thats my deepest darkets secret
ornate bone
brichish
rocky nacelle
very hard
ornate bone
WA'A BO'OL π΄
modern lintel
rocky nacelle
first time ive ever free hand drawn an image (copying what I want to draw)
like ichi
acoustic dune
it's me texting your mom
solar gorge
ornate bone
blows up job with mind
acoustic dune
blows up job with mind
you mean a brain job
coarse birch
whoever designed fire giant will pay for their sins one day
thank you for coming to my ted talk
ivory marlin
Hi suds
solar gorge
give this boss 1 borbillion hp
ivory marlin
You missed my deepest most darkest secret
coarse birch
give this boss 1 borbillion hp
fire deflection cannot be a real mechanic
ignore my mouse idk why its on screen
ivory marlin
You should get a petter griffin mouse
solar gorge
fire particle gotta be the deadliest ER enemy
acoustic dune
fire deflection cannot be a real mechanic
did the fire just boomberang back onto you?
acoustic dune
base and elden pill
coarse birch
the only reason i even dodged it was because im so used to it happening
acoustic dune
i will now kiss thy mouth
coarse birch
You should get a petter griffin mouse
what does this even mean
ivory marlin
what does this even mean
Like one of those cursers
It replaces your mouse icon with petter griffin
Lambda probably knows what im talking about
solar gorge
this reminds me of when i bounce the fire head spell in tww off of walls
coarse birch
its so ASS
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-768411051545315955...
can I get that in a warp flavor
coarse birch
and then they put it in the DLC
ivory marlin
Should i buy elden ring?
solar gorge
coarse birch
how is it intentional π
coarse birch
Should i buy elden ring?
yeah
coarse birch
its a good game just has a lot of issues imo but you wouldnt notice most of them on a regular playthrough
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/green-cat-fire-green-fire-cat-flamethrower-gif-5308853777...
brother that is tox
flamer
solar gorge
anything chaos is fueled by the warp
coarse birch
i will admit i kinda popped off after i dodged all that
ignore ive fought fire giant 100000 times
acoustic dune
ignore ive fought fire giant 100000 times
did you lock in?
solar gorge
i just saw the next update's release date and i didn't expect it to be this far away tbh
coarse birch
did you lock in?
uh i suppose
solar gorge
and the trailer didn't give anything new damn
coarse birch
i couldnt get hit in that fight so technically yeah
lusty turtle
and the trailer didn't give anything new damn
Yall not lookin hard enough 
ornate bone
serial killer midget
coarse birch
i just saw the next update's release date and i didn't expect it to be this far ...
i was surprised too although with how big of a deal this update is to most people they probably really wanna get it right
which i can accept
solar gorge
i guess
lusty turtle
I will remain silent until the content drops 
solar gorge
also leaves me enough time to completely milk sm2 dry
frosty herald
ivory marlin
Hi skelly
lusty turtle
Hi
ivory marlin
Havenβt seen you in a bit
modern lintel
Yall not lookin hard enough <a:AmeliaSMHHD:854361805233193020>
You cant just say this
remote lark
america went to france
solar gorge
watch out for the tree lines while in germany
coarse birch
It seems... fine
skele dont crush my hope
frosty herald
Yarp yarp
lusty turtle
skele dont crush my hope
Ite the wwz devs, im sorry
It'll be fun coop with friends, but my limited gameplay experience did not leave much of an impression
ornate bone
DUBYA DUBYA ZEE was pretty fun
silver void
hi everyone i recently started playing darktide on zealot again with the tigrus 15 ( my favorite weapon ) and i don't know what to use as blessings for a crit oriented build ( https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9cdf583a-16ed-49eb-8642-3631880e7934 )
i used thoses but are there better option for my build ?
remote lark
doesn't the tigrus 15 suck at crit
silver void
or even in talent tree if anyonne does know let me know thanks
rocky nacelle
hi everyone i recently started playing darktide on zealot again with the tigrus ...
ill send what im running for a mk15 crit build
silver void
doesn't the tigrus 15 suck at crit
All weapons have a 5% crit chance
remote lark
i'm jsut repeating what i was told when i asked about it a while ago but maybe i mis remember
silver void
We can +25% Crit chance from the combination of Blazing Piety & Righteous Warrior, putting it up to 30% crit chance. By taking Shred We gain an additional 4% per chained hit. This does not have to be on the same target and we will quickly stack this up. So 5 x 4% = +20% crit chance, so our crit chance is now 50%. Then from Scourge, we can get another 30% Crit chance, putting our crit chance up to 80%
rocky nacelle
unnecessary
remote lark
eeee
silver void
i'm jsut repeating what i was told when i asked about it a while ago but maybe i...
you mean the type build is bad cuz this weapon attack slow ?
silver void
i just like this weapon tbh
ivory marlin
It'll be fun coop with friends, but my limited gameplay experience did not leave...
Good thing im an infection thats spreads causing all my friends to play mtg and warhammer
silver void
and i don't like the charge
ivory marlin
You missed the week i got 6 people to play darktide
silver void
maybe going for martyrdom is better then ?
silver void
don't like knifes tbh
rocky nacelle
what are you running
Tknives are pretty useful at cleaning up DBarrel shots
and just useful for disablers in general
ornate bone
All weapons have a 5% crit chance
So, about that...
rocky nacelle
honestly
the tree looks fine
I would just get rid of second wind and the bible node
and go for SA
silver void
Tknives are pretty useful at cleaning up DBarrel shots
knives are useful when you got no bullets in the revolver but that's it imo
rocky nacelle
insane take
but ill leave that for someone else
anyways do you really want 80% crit with evisc?
70% to 80% doesnt make a big of a difference
im thinking you could tweak it to be something like this instead
ember yew
knives are useful when you got no bullets in the revolver but that's it imo
What's your ranged weapon and what is locked on your evis right now, can you change Savage Sweep to Rampage?
rocky nacelle
also you arent running duellist but wanna have a crit eviscerator build
is a bit confusing to me
ember yew
silver void
insane take
all the times i've seen some1 using knives they used them only when they are in a situation when they can't pull out revolver in time or too dangerous
ember yew
I think they want crit evan
he can still sit at 5 + 30 + 20 crit chance tho
which is enough to maintain 50% toughness DR
rocky nacelle
again insane take considering tknives can 1 shot ragers, clean up muties, reach disablers before other people, etc
silver void
What's your ranged weapon and what is locked on your evis right now, can you cha...
atm laspistol cuz no money iam poor
rocky nacelle
but again im not forcing anyone to use Tknives
but thinking they're only good cause your revolver is out of ammo is crazy
ember yew
he's new, many people think knifes are shet
silver void
iam not new haha i just main veteran so i don't really look into anything else
rocky nacelle
this is what i'd personally run with your current setup, but if you want to swap to IJ like evan posted thats fine too
silver void
again insane take considering tknives can 1 shot ragers, clean up muties, reach ...
i don't said knives are bad i just don't see a point using them when i can one shot ragers with revolver same for mutant
silver void
wdym?
ember yew
i don't said knives are bad i just don't see a point using them when i can one s...
Knifes used to complement stuff like Flamethrower or Bolter, when you can just oneshot elites or specials without wasting your time swapping weapons
acoustic dune
so what else are you looking for in your build
lacerate
ember yew
and in general its good tool to headshot-oneshot most targets
silver void
Knifes used to complement stuff like Flamethrower or Bolter, when you can just o...
yeah i know
ember yew
ember yew
@silver voidnot using them is fine, mk15 previously was op and FS nerfed it pretty hard
not so long ago
with crit interaction
silver void
so what else are you looking for in your build
what are the go for blessing for this weapon in the build i run like i've been told Perfect strike is good
ember yew
what are the go for blessing for this weapon in the build i run like i've been t...
Rampage + Shred is generalist
Rampage + Momentum for those who dont need crit and want more survival
Rampage + Bloodthirsty (+carapace) for special heavy rev crusher oneshot chain
rocky nacelle
iirc perfect strike is good but it doesnt matter with the mk15's cleave cap of 4
making it kind of a waste
rocky nacelle
rampage + bloodthirsty is
ornate bone
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY LACK OF ARMOR ABORT
silver void
tbh i just want to use Mk15 and not using knives & fury if possible but playing : blazing piety , martyrdom or judgment idc
rocky nacelle
more of a "specialist" setup
imo
also getting a good rolled evisc with ramp + bloodthirsty is ball busting
you dont want to use fury but wasnt it in your original build
lol
ember yew
one month till update so people can enjoy all the builds
without bursting their ass in casino
silver void
you dont want to use fury but wasnt it in your original build
nah
rocky nacelle
oh you mean fof
im used to people calling it chastise or just FOF
well i mean the only thing you can swap out at this point is a keystone
tbf
silver void
english not my main language sorry if it's hard to understand me hahaa
rocky nacelle
all g
rocky nacelle
if you dont want crit oriented id try something like this
ornate bone
ol' reliable
rocky nacelle
blood redemption is usually meh
ornate bone
rocky nacelle
but mk15 shits on hordes so
rocky nacelle
most things that are nothing to worry about will just be free toughness from BR kills
frosty herald
or i might be dumb and this already existed
coarse birch
Precog gave finesse yeah
rocky nacelle
like precognition describing what finesse is
frosty herald
ok im the big dumb
rocky nacelle
(weakspot/crit dmg)
ornate bone
peepee brain
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280
blame fartshark for making IJ
the way it is
frosty herald
were supposed to be looking closely at the trailer
but i see nothing besides the train thats new
rocky nacelle
clearly you are just noob
modern lintel
Yea i looked frame by frame didnt see shit
rocky nacelle
its ok we'll get 1 last trailer before it drops
and it'll have some shit that wasnt shown before to get hyped about
same ol same ol
modern lintel
I thought for a second their mightve been new force sword but no just deimos and obscurus
rocky nacelle
2-H force sword
ornate bone
FORCE BRETONNIAN LONGSWORD
frosty herald
I thought for a second their mightve been new force sword but no just deimos and...
you mean when the psyker unsheaths the force sword?
modern lintel
2-H PSword
modern lintel
you mean when the psyker unsheaths the force sword?
Yea
rocky nacelle
i saw the difference you guys didnt
that psyker force sword had Blazing Spirit T5
modern lintel
I am going to blaze your spirit 5 times
rocky nacelle
silver void
if you **dont** want crit oriented id try something like this
ok merci
silver void
XD
modern lintel
Bonjur
silver void
not like you have french thing in your bio
rocky nacelle
cant hear you eating this
modern lintel
Theire a french youtuber i watch for hunt showdown sometimes and he has the worst accent i think iv ever heard
Delany btw
silver void
Delany btw
delaney
modern lintel
Ya
silver void
cant hear you eating this
tf is that
rocky nacelle
idk what french people eat for breakfast
umbral kindle
Snails idk
silver void
Snails idk
as a french i've never ate one
frosty herald
rocky nacelle
is it worth getting level 30 vet so I can hear F Loose Cannon VoC lines
solar gorge
Snails are good
umbral kindle
For when they need to get up and Escar-go to work
modern lintel
What do they call a bigmac in paris @silver void
silver void
For when they need to get up and Escar-go to work
solar gorge
gros maque
silver void
gros maque
HAHAHA
rocky nacelle
What do they call a bigmac in paris <@1216815206555062322>
silver void
What do they call a bigmac in paris <@1216815206555062322>
just big mac
modern lintel
Preposterous
rocky nacelle
I thought he just said france
silver void
france isn't only paris
modern lintel
Mayb
acoustic dune
everyone does mate
4 EURO FOR A TICKET
umbral kindle
With a big brown pylon
rocky nacelle
paris = atoma?
silver void
paris = atoma?
they are like 2/3 rats for one human being i guess it's atoma
acoustic dune
if 2 wasnt enough
modern lintel
Where are my french ogryns
acoustic dune
Where are my french ogryns
suicidal
modern lintel
Le ration
silver void
https://tenor.com/view/skaven-dance-warhammer-fantasy-dancing-skaven-ratman-danc...
french hat hitting the griddy
ik it's not griddy
acoustic dune
anyhow i do love living in france doh
umbral kindle
they are like 2/3 rats for one human being i guess it's atoma
And 10-1 bedbugs
acoustic dune
in the city i live in free transport
solar gorge
that's just living in western europe
silver void
And 10-1 bedbugs
true
silver void
kha zix popping in your bed
rocky nacelle
superman if he was good
acoustic dune
that's just living in western europe
me when not living in american
umbral kindle
I used to live in South Africa which is built like America and the difference is astounding
Like damn I can walk to what I need?
hushed knoll
No
coarse birch
Stan why are you up
solar gorge
stan is up so he can refill the IV bag keeping him alive next to his bed with carbonated water
frosty herald
stan is truly an ecological warrior
modern lintel
We need to destroy them
acoustic dune
We need to destroy them
theres more then one stan?
modern lintel
Potentially
ornate bone
whatΒ΄s the best flamethrower talents and mods built?
ember yew
whatΒ΄s the best flamethrower talents and mods built?
Flak or Elites + Unyelding /// Blaze Away + Inspiring Barrage or Quickflame
ornate bone
Flak or Elites + Unyelding /// Blaze Away + Inspiring Barrage or Quickflame
alright
anything about special curios or does that not matter?
ember yew
curios and flamer dont interact with each, so whatever, just that if you use inspiring barrage, it regens toughness %
so if you have 200+ base toughness, you can tank a lot of stuff while firing flamer (with Inspiring Barrage)
ornate bone
hmmmm ok thanks!
nimble fiber
