zealot-class

[obsidian prairie]

Which you are procing constantly because bleed

[vestal pine]

if you ditch riposte its hard to get the snowball going from my experience

[ember yew]

at that point you are focusing on raw damage

not bleeds

[ember yew]

smol pp

[zinc talon]

one for cole

[vestal pine]

i think my build half does this already with going marty, but bleed is important for just slashing at group and then run away towards another group while they bleed to death

[lusty oar]

the marksmans focus devils claw

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-gasp-dramatic-seriously-fr-gif-18253135

[vestal pine]

lacerate doesnt and wont do shit for normalish gameplay i'd agree

[ember yew]

the philosophy of lacerate goes against fundamentals of a knife

and that's weakspot hits

[ember yew]

what fatshark was thinking is unknown

[zinc talon]

I might legitimately be faster not sprinting

[vestal pine]

i can see the argument of light headshot chain/mk6 heavy head chain, but i still dont think it's reliable enough for me to drop Bleed as a CC fool

lacerate is designed with high speed lightspamming in mind, and nothing else imho

if you go for only heavy headshots its just a useless blessing
but i find it useful on how i run my builds, nothing more

again you can just heavy stab everything in front of you, thats a good call and i wont disagree on thay

[quiet portal]

Anyone got a good zealot build that has range and close range?

[vestal pine]

get a lawbringer i guess :/

honestly no idea

[quiet portal]

Lawbringer

[lusty oar]

just become a throwing knife god

[spiral anvil]

Agripinna shotty

Bolter

[quiet portal]

The skills i mean. Sorry

[vestal pine]

lacerate is designed wierd compared to the other stuff the knife has, which is usually all about single targets

not that lacerate excells at actually taking otu groups

just that its "easier to use" reletively

[misty nova]

Anoint in blood dance of death Graia IV

[quiet portal]

You got a link or something for me to explore?

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-tloz-totk-9-11-gif-5961617533720358922

[hard nexus]

it’s not new, been out for a bit

LMFAO

also hi arco

hi knify

i loveeeee hakita

he’s made many bangers

such as

https://youtu.be/cI5V_8RErzI?si=Zj_kI0sEYo6TdpgZ

[polar nexus]

The same could be said of a zarona

[misty nova]

Sorry but nothing beats brrrrrr

Specially with IJ

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/more-bullets-gif-17781749803592184394

[steep hound]

What do?

GH to Surgical, weak spot to Cara?

[pine tartan]

Caparace will only benefit crushers, better flak for all rounder

[steep hound]

Does flak help meet certain 1 shot bps?

[spare talon]

its owner was a public game speedrunner who said "zzz" then left when the smyker who was crawling at a snails pace 10 miles behind the team the entire game was doing exactly that

[zinc talon]

wots it

unenta

onnint

[spare talon]

uninterruptable is twbs

[zinc talon]

is wot

[spare talon]

you do not recieve any form of stagger

[zinc talon]

there will be...

oh

[spare talon]

twbs is thy wrath be swift

[zinc talon]

sweet, so that just negates you being jostled entirely til it ends?

gotcha

[spare talon]

@ember yew

[zinc talon]

I have learned the names of maybe five abilities since I started beta testing

only mission I know is smelter, and drayko

[spare talon]

avoiding nodes straight up busted for knife in favor of speed oriented buffs

[zinc talon]

I refuse to leave the mourningstar without both 5% move speeds

people who don't take both aren't people

[spare talon]

tbh he's justified in being pissed off that the smyker was 10 miles behind the entire time, i was too

but public speedrunning lmao

[spare talon]

@vernal terrace

this was that guy

[frosty herald]

@rocky nacelle

[vernal terrace]

i didnt like that person

[spare talon]

their damage was really bad despite having a literal perfect 80/80/80/80 knife

[pine tartan]

some ragers, shotgunners, gunners are flak, so yes it will help

[spare talon]

in fact all of the stats on there were

but alas thats what happens when you just run past most of everything and get pissed your team isnt catching up

[pine tartan]

is this the new guard heavy bowgun?

[frosty herald]

Yeah

You can clash and offset with hbg

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-pooping-float-weird-gif-9283986

[frosty herald]

Offset attacks are basically parries

Imagine clashing with a white fatalis

[pine tartan]

I hope we get old ancient dragons like crimson fatalis or Yamatsukami

[modern lintel]

Just had 11 diff players cycle in and out of an auric maelstorm

[frosty herald]

I hope we get some more frontier stuff

And shantien as the final boss

[polar nexus]

You'll have to test it. Try maniac too.

[pine tartan]

It happens, the max number for me has been 12 in like 30_45 sec

[polar nexus]

it makes me so sadge

[modern lintel]

The last one to cycle was a smyker which made it hard for the other ones to die and leave

[ember yew]

who need crit and finesse

when you can get stam reg

https://tenor.com/view/theodoros-gif-18371963

[modern lintel]

Stamina maxxing

[zinc talon]

it's a cry for attention

I speedrun I sit in watch party I will invite anyone

[ornate bone]

homeboy got that double stamina delay for infinite pushes

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-clingy-notice-me-aww-gif-11703561

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/speedrun-running-going-to-you-speedrun-to-you-on-my-way-gif-24579071

[rocky nacelle]

just made new roblox drip

[zinc talon]

my artistic pocket psucker (up to rank 3050 last play) runs all 3 +3 stams with force sword

[zinc talon]

I've seen them find a demonhost, intentionally pull it, solo the demonhost without taking a single hit

then speed off around the next corner and die to a gunner pack

too strange to fit, too rare to die

[grizzled aspen]

That psyker autism be hitting DIFFERENT for them.

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-nice-bite-lip-amazing-ungh-gif-15649426

https://tenor.com/view/knutmath-knut-math-counting-confused-gif-3104072053120049527

[south folio]

hi meow
truly banger game and soundtrack

[spare talon]

getting real tired of these games where i am with competent people
then the game just decides that specifically my nuts should go in a blender

so i look like a doofus

i was unable to save someone cuz of the specialist spam, but i couldve had a window if i killed the flamer
but when i shot pointblank with the ironhelm, hitreg just didnt want to work

[elfin steppe]

First time?

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/you-rang-hair-flip-gif-23749235

[frosty herald]

Its so peak...

[remote lark]

Its so peak...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1277511729198403606/m2-res_1080p.mp4?ex=66cd6f03&is=66cc1d83&hm=dc93824befe267b5bf2a8739de9f3e08cc91ca8443dbaf4653276b22dbc52d24&

[ornate bone]

I currently am in a state of misery

I have obtained 7 drops with 25% chance

3 drops with 1.5%

A rare™ item

And I didn't get a single of another 25% chance that isn't mutually exclusive with any of these until 5 seconds ago

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-bite-leg-fast-gif-27555650

Now I will roll my 10% chance item off of it

I miss darking these tides

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

my tism created my new best avatar

[remote lark]

missing 1% health

🧱

[ornate bone]

bro got slapped by the swap

[frosty herald]

Bro got the pyramid head jjk collab

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-armstrong-gif-26250693

[frosty herald]

What if pyramid head

Was le hecking mgr guy!!@

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-revengeance-blade-wolf-combo-chainsaw-gif-23859285

[rocky nacelle]

its ok since hes a business man

im giving him a fitting cape

[ornate bone]

pyramid head more like uhh dumb head

ecks deedeedee

[frosty herald]

Homelander pyramid head

[clear knot]

any throneside gamers

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/erbgutschaft-gif-2224354290078882951

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/w-bossman-blue-archive-arisu-alice-gif-14926620460393506617

[rocky nacelle]

need u to become ssj4 gogeta

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/blink-dragon-ball-z-kaioshin-supreme-kai-gif-23998035

I heard you wanted vegito

[rocky nacelle]

he is done

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/nolan-burgess-hawk-tuah-island-gif-6779807652355634711

[ornate bone]

me in irl

[hard nexus]

trooo!!!

layer 8 n 9 need to come out NOWWWW

though it’s gonna be a while

hakita n friends are rewriting like, the entire code base

because it turned into spaghetti code i guess

so hakita is remastering some of the beginning layers to match the quality of the newer ones

while the codebase is rewritten

also

i just finished watching murder drones

peak

holy peak

[frosty herald]

Kill knight is coming out oct 3

Which is evil

Since sparking zero early access is on the 9th

[hard nexus]

wha

what’s that

oh game

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[spare talon]

i will never not have a negative opinion of murder drones for a very petty reason despite not even watching it

[hard nexus]

lmfao

why

[hard nexus]

ok second game is a dragon ball game so i have to hate

sorry pookie

my only complaint with MURDER DRONES SPOILER ||is the final episode ends really fast and feels kinda like nothing enormous changes, the show really needed like 4-5 more episodes to flesh itself out, still was really good though||

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-super-saiyan-ss-goku-super-android-13-dragon-ball-z-gif-9300237016256308660

I saw a thumbnail of murder drones with the gyatt

[hard nexus]

lmfao

holy amazing

it’s a good show

was good enough for me to binge while i can’t sleep

[hard nexus]

peak

snapchat keeps saying i have a notification but like

for nothing

i open it and then it goes away

?!?!?

like i open the app and then it just disappears

it’s really annoying

i barely even use snap

[modern lintel]

Yea but

[hard nexus]

you’re telling me a man bathed this shrimp

[spare talon]

youre telling me someone creamed in this soda

[hard nexus]

that tuning fork probably just deafened that poor guy

[hard nexus]

you’re telling me a ginger bred this man??

[modern lintel]

You dont want to see the whole video then

[spare talon]

i am currently drinking cream soda

[hard nexus]

chat i’m bored

[hard nexus]

they ate it didn’t they

[hard nexus]

i had milk n brownies earlier

i made them last night

[modern lintel]

They destroyed him,

[hard nexus]

they r very good

[frosty herald]

Plug a lil aquatic but he chill

[hard nexus]

aw :(

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

dexter is dead.

i don’t know what this video is

ohg

epic send fail

[modern lintel]

Record that in stone

[modern lintel]

Youre telling me you made this milk

[hard nexus]

no no i did not i did not make the milk

[frosty herald]

Your pfp tells otherwise

[hard nexus]

can i get a coffee with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk

[hard nexus]

no that’s a bag of milk

that i did NOT make

and that bag of milk is OUTSIDE a bag of milk

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-malfeastial-i-know-what-kind-of-woman-you-are-gif-243486867410838663

[hard nexus]

both bags of milk that i did NOT make

[modern lintel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2MxsUVC9dvMiYXFZczR04p?si=a5pBnBCaSZqWK3JdfxKQ6A

[hard nexus]

ngl to u gang i’m not listening to that

i lied my curiosity got the better of me

[modern lintel]

🐟

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[spare talon]

the first 3 seconds gave me whiplash cuz i didnt read the name

speaking of music i finally found the name of the guy who made those drum and bass remixes of random sounds like a year or two ago

and i learned theyre on spotify

https://open.spotify.com/track/7FOYuFCff3wYlAuO2m8zYe?si=27708e61473a48ab

https://open.spotify.com/track/4iPbRSHwmwk7uuFsxkCizq?si=5f3646728e8b4286

[frosty herald]

The hisoka pfp just makes this extra cursed cole

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-fish-react-him-thanos-gif-26859685

[modern lintel]

I always wanna kms when i find something on like youtube and then learn its none existent on spotify

[hard nexus]

if u have premium u can download songs and put them on spotify

[modern lintel]

The huh

[hard nexus]

it’s kind of janky and inconsistent

but

it’ll download to ur phone too

[frosty herald]

The hxh clown

[hard nexus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3k9dG3APQTKCM0Efrt7vdC?si=rufonaKBRWGUqvtfrX-sgw&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A51JaY5xOIz5HbwgHi8r6mq

i’m fairly sure i sent this song before but idc

[hard nexus]

i love it sm

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

[modern lintel]

No i dont think so

[modern lintel]

https://youtu.be/DTNcrUBCqXk?si=SMQnNKaOiDowQV2j

[hard nexus]

wha

me?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-gif-19208451

[hard nexus]

idk i love that song so i just figured ive sent it before

[hard nexus]

cum!

ejaculate!

slick!

wait…

[modern lintel]

No

[hard nexus]

ohg

[frosty herald]

Shooting ropes!

[hard nexus]

sigh.

[modern lintel]

Huh

[hard nexus]

shooting my goo!

blowing my load!

or gasm

is blocked

lmfao

[spare talon]

ok yeah

that makes it a lot less weird to me lmao
cuz i never know what the fuck it was

[modern lintel]

Wonder who that could be for

[rocky nacelle]

SLAP A PURPLE FILTER ON IT

[frosty herald]

Unepic cole lore discovered

[hard nexus]

slap a skibidi on it

[frosty herald]

Imma let you finish skibidi toilet

[hard nexus]

speaking of

[frosty herald]

But hawk tuah is the funniest meme of 2024😂😂😂

[hard nexus]

i should catch up on skibidi toilet

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-spamton-spam-tong-deltarune-chapter2-big-shot-gif-23456800

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nolan-burgess-hawk-tuah-island-gif-6779807652355634711

[modern lintel]

I think iv had same pfp for like 3 years was this for like 4 years before

[hard nexus]

i had the same pfp for like

4 years

and then i changed it to this one

[spare talon]

ive had this pfp for a few years too

[hard nexus]

scott pilgrim

scott pilgrim takes off is the best form of scott pilgrim

[spare talon]

it was a drawing of me that someone did in the scott pilgrim artstyle

[hard nexus]

everything else is mediocre

[hard nexus]

lmfao

checks out

[spare talon]

not that i asked them to, they just did

[hard nexus]

did they draw u pregnant

[spare talon]

i havent (finished) watching/playing/reading a single thing in regards to scott pilgrim

[rocky nacelle]

scott peakgrim

in every form of media

[hard nexus]

the only one u need to watch is takes off

the others aren’t that good

[frosty herald]

Prev pfp noaw

[hard nexus]

in b4 i get murdered for my correct objective opinion

[modern lintel]

Also finally opened this its like drinking jello time to see if it kills me over night

[spare talon]

the person just wanted to draw me in that style cuz they could
and its legit just a really good pfp imo

[hard nexus]

it was an old meme

[spare talon]

perfect expression

[hard nexus]

lemme see if i can find it

[frosty herald]

I have this pfp cause android 17 is cool and awesome

[rocky nacelle]

god damnit im falling more into the autism rabbit hole of finding things I like on roblox

[spare talon]

no but theyve drawn other things of me id be happy to unsee

[hard nexus]

it was her face

[hard nexus]

boring

[hard nexus]

pregnant cole NOW

[hard nexus]

JUDGEMENT

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-thy-end-is-now-punch-gif-16630674477332190433

[modern lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1264141162189684768/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2024.07.19_-_02.47.19.07_online-video-cutter.com_2.gif

[spare talon]

ive suffered enough
let me retire

[modern lintel]

What does that mean

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/judgement-ultrakill-gif-25859663

[frosty herald]

I expected anythinf but this

Actual goblin woman

[modern lintel]

Horse women

[hard nexus]

the one i took it from had a “i’m not like other girls” caption

[spare talon]

@vernal terrace do you wanna answer
im talking about my pfp and how its the most normal cole drawing

[hard nexus]

that’s me

not actually

but i do like horses

[modern lintel]

Iv been bitten by a horse once

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-piano-gif-23635598

[hard nexus]

me personally

i would’ve dodged it

[hard nexus]

me if u even care

[rocky nacelle]

god damnit

[hard nexus]

chat i’m bored

[rocky nacelle]

they got me but everything was cheap and i already had bobux

ez

[hard nexus]

why the cape

[frosty herald]

Hi bored im dad

[hard nexus]

father i need money for drugs

[vernal terrace]

we really do need to study all the people who joined that server and thought you were their best friend, dad, god etc and assumed they knew everything about you and were so obsessed they drew a bunch of shit of you

[rocky nacelle]

u think im not going to wear kaidous cape

[modern lintel]

The body craves heroin

[hard nexus]

normalest discord server

[vernal terrace]

the only fan behaviour i had like that was kat and [redacted] (cant mention him or he will dox us) drawing me

[frosty herald]

Cole stan club

[frosty herald]

Like those kpop boys

[vernal terrace]

there was 3 of those

[spare talon]

club? nonono

[hard nexus]

i had another one that i can’t find

[spare talon]

server

fan server

[frosty herald]

How tf

[hard nexus]

i knew a Kat….

[spare talon]

how tf indeed

[frosty herald]

Atleast tell me you got a baddie out of it

[spare talon]

cuz i dont know

[vestal pine]

fellas, i wanna try to make a 3d printed thunder hammer that i can swing around for funnies, and trying to base it off crusis(crudely)
not sure where i'll start on the handle
probably a PVC pipe with tape rolled on? idk

[frosty herald]

Sledgehammer

[modern lintel]

Uh thrust

[hard nexus]

meth

[hard nexus]

try thrust but hole

[vestal pine]

fair point but its just for deco so no actual hammers

[vernal terrace]

the omnissiah both does not approve of you making your own thunder hammer or using pvc as a key part of the construction

please report to your overseer for servitorisation

[vestal pine]

oh no im officially labeled as a heretic

anyways

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-the-sigma-oso-gif-7610478615258254705

[spare talon]

youve always been one

[vestal pine]

shuddup

[spare talon]

[vernal terrace]

xenomorph my beloved

[vernal terrace]

if it was the same kat god help you

she was unhinged

[spare talon]

@vernal terrace anyway ive learned how cool it is to talk to real people
instead of "people" who post a meme 10 times in a row and ask "chat is this real" every time

i wonder whats going on over there

[hard nexus]

oh no it wasn’t a girl

[spare talon]

exactly that

[hard nexus]

the kat i knew had an insane ex

but

[vernal terrace]

they drew me as the nerd emoji once that was funny but it was kind of ye...

do you remember the image cole

[spare talon]

was it recent

or a while back

[hard nexus]

chat is this real

[vernal terrace]

awhile back one sec i think i can find it ill dm you it

[hard nexus]

chat is this real

chat is this real

chat is this real

chat is this real

chat is this real

[modern lintel]

Explode

[hard nexus]

chat is this real

chat is this real

chat is this real

chat is this real

how did hadron not get me there

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-poop-yourself-skibidi-toilet-toilet-im-going-to-poop-your-pants-gif-17026399601638828924

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-breathing-breathing-scared-garn-47-gif-12912558230688757313

[vernal terrace]

psychological damage sent to cole

[hard nexus]

4d6 psychic damage

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tuh-buh-guh-cuh-what-gif-9750912507529527670

i have not seen that one

[vernal terrace]

LOL

kat was a silly artist

[spare talon]

im not a fan of mine either

[hard nexus]

loud

[vestal pine]

so anyways im probably confusedd on how to do this tbh

[spare talon]

esp since mine landed on the delusional schizos board of stalking @vernal terrace

[vernal terrace]

question given joshos pfp when we both joined here have you ever asked him if he was in that server before lol

[modern lintel]

Did you consider immolating them

[spare talon]

ive never asked him

i forgot he had that pfp

[vernal terrace]

is it safe to say we in fact cultivated our own patch of hell?

[spare talon]

it doesnt seem like it, unless he was in the old one or deleted the welcome message and said nothing

josho is sane!

[vernal terrace]

dont know about that

[modern lintel]

I got a Philly pizza from dominos earlier and it just occurred to me what i fucked up i accidentally took the mushrooms off

[vernal terrace]

you can get the same effect if you run hard water over the top of your pizza

[modern lintel]

Mushroom hater detected

[vernal terrace]

they are ok on pizza but i feel they just have the same effect as cucumber

they just explode in water when you bite them

[rose hawk]

Cucumber on pizza???

[vernal terrace]

nah like

eating cucumber in general

[modern lintel]

I had cucumber and lime gatorade the other day and that shit was not good

[vernal terrace]

thats such a nasty sounding flavour

[rose hawk]

Yo does anyone remember that shitty starlight coke they released a few months back

Was coke mixed with coffee

Naaasty

[vernal terrace]

@spare talon do you wanna play more or i get ready to go shop?

[modern lintel]

I thought the lime could carry and i remembered cucumber juuls being good i was a fool

[rose hawk]

Wouldn't cucumber juuls just taste like water?

[modern lintel]

Idk maybe early onset dementia i was like 15 or 16 when they were still a big thing

[vernal terrace]

its the microplastics

consume more

get worse

[rose hawk]

I wonder what being highs like

Almost had the chance to once

Smh

[modern lintel]

Thr red40 has gaken its toll

First time i smoked a cigarette i was laid down for like 10 mins and felt like my head was floating

[spare talon]

being high as someone whos barely ever been high
it just made me really tired

and made me actually funny for like 5 seconds when i was with friends in high school

[rose hawk]

Lol

Bruh I had wisdom teeth surgery and I thought after that I'd be a bit loopy cause they said I would but I wasn't at all

Made me so mad

[modern lintel]

A lot of kids at my school used dip a lot like chewing tobacco always though it was nasty

[rose hawk]

They chewed dip?

[modern lintel]

It work more like a zin i guess you just stick it in-between your teeth and bottom lip and kind of just leave it there

[rose hawk]

Wait ok by dip do you mean like

Nacho cheese dip

[modern lintel]

No

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-varga-nacho-better-call-saul-bcs-michael-mando-gif-26734543

[rose hawk]

How could you do this

I'm reliving the trauma

[spare talon]

we were watching star wars episode 2 and my friends (who smoked pretty regularly) were just chilling and talking about start wars lore while it was playing while i was on the couch just really tired cuz of my bodies inexperience with it (oh it also raises your body temp in a not uncomfortable way)
and they were talking about the meanings of lightsabers, like how blue means youre more combat focused and used your lightsaber more, greens is more wise and uses the force more
and i said with 0 thought "and purple means youre black"

[modern lintel]

Its like a can of tobacco i guess you ' dip ' your finger into and do the above step i talked about

[lusty oar]

hi reliving the trauma

[rose hawk]

Man better call Saul was so good

I need to rewatch that

[modern lintel]

And then you either spit it out on the ground like a savage or do what most kids did and just walked around w an empty bottle to spit it into

[spare talon]

i never finished saul

[rose hawk]

Oh nasty

[rose hawk]

No spoilers but the ending is phenomenal imo

[modern lintel]

A fate worse then death seeing a kid go to take a 'drink ' from his dip bottle instead of mtn dew

[rose hawk]

A lot of my friends never got into it cause its slower than breaking bad but honestly it's one of the best pieces of television I've ever watched

[rose hawk]

🤢

[vernal terrace]

giving the oomfs your spit to drink

[modern lintel]

Spit and chewed tobacco

[vernal terrace]

EXTRA TASTE!

[rose hawk]

Marinated to perfection

Oh I'm red now

:0

[spare talon]

im fucking around in the psyk and shooting guns i dont normally ever touch

and i upgraded a vraks 7 on a whim

[vernal terrace]

@spare talon play 10 auric maelstroms with a headhunter auto gun

:3

[spare talon]

ok

[vernal terrace]

they are poopoo garbage

terrible ammo

other guns do what they do better

[rose hawk]

Cough cough zarona

[ember yew]

vraks3 was my favorite back in the day when i started

6000 headshot crit with Chastise

8 crushers? pfffftt

[spare talon]

vraks 3 is like
the most competent of the hhags

[ember yew]

FS went nerf HARD on that

i'l never forget

[spare talon]

like i used it at the start of the talent update on vet

[south folio]

vraks 7 certainly is one of the more ammo efficient guns

though it does help that it's not a gun that you spam

[spare talon]

so that vraks 7 above

does this

[south folio]

L

[spare talon]

ik

[vernal terrace]

see even the game is calling you a maniac for using it

[spare talon]

maybe it needs weakspot and crit damage perks

WAIT WHAT

since when could you charge the melee for these

like you can with the db

is this new or am i just really fucking stupid

[vernal terrace]

probably the second one

[spare talon]

well i dont trust your input in this cuz youre mean to me

[south folio]

coke

[vernal terrace]

:3

[rose hawk]

Is the melee even good

[south folio]

(no)

[spare talon]

i dont trust arcos input on this either cuz he calls me coke and thats mean

[south folio]

coke

[rose hawk]

I feel like the only secondaries I've ever used are the flashlight

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1266172371262242886/caption.gif

[rose hawk]

And sometimes the little psyker push on the las pistol

[lusty oar]

the lacerate mf really likes it

[south folio]

typical coke hyperbole

[rose hawk]

Man I really should probably start playing zealot

[vernal terrace]

I only really play vet but while doing all of zealots penances i realised the class is like a primal monkey awakening

[rose hawk]

I play psyker and even then I play only gun psyker

It's just yhat

Grinding to level 30 all over again is

So annoying

[spare talon]

i play gun psyker (melee)

[rose hawk]

Bruhhhh I don't wanna do that shit

[ember yew]

Primal Monkey is Ogryn
You can just Charge and Heavy spam

[rose hawk]

So true

[ember yew]

true gorilla gameplay

[spare talon]

do maelstroms

[rose hawk]

Maelstroms as a level 12 zealot?

[vernal terrace]

you play knife everything cause you wish you were born in birmingham

[spare talon]

cuz i live
in a fucking SHITHOLE

[rose hawk]

Britian simulator

[lusty oar]

play only sedition to make it last longer

[rose hawk]

What's sedition

Oh

[vernal terrace]

highest difficukty

[lusty oar]

sediments in my nutsack lmao

[rose hawk]

Noooooo

[vernal terrace]

you should get those out

[rose hawk]

Sounding

[lusty oar]

but i like my maracas

[vernal terrace]

LOL

played darktide with cole all night now going to wander into the store like a ghoul at 9am

[ember yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808416108667076700/1277542815890673664/image.png?ex=66cd8bf6&is=66cc3a76&hm=34afe37c94db5078a17df8159803ad2dfa34f46fe60cfb5bc10cffa450e8e2a2&

who is it

confess

[elfin steppe]

Vet player

[rose hawk]

He's just so hot

[ember yew]

can't be the devs, they are fired and killed in the backalley

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mindy-angry-mindy-mindy-walks-away-tony-hawk's-american-wasteland-skibidi-toilet-gif-7416617547914015403

[elfin steppe]

We need to keep nerfing zealot apparently

dude pull out his plasma and you don't get to play

[ember yew]

i was proposing a dclaw nerf with 5 seconds parry cooldown

[rose hawk]

We need more buffs to psyker yes sir

[vernal terrace]

want to know a true story

cole is built like gollum

[rose hawk]

Hot

[misty nova]

Isn't that just Dclaw that aren't Mk4?

[rose hawk]

How good are catachan swords compared to the zealot sword

[spare talon]

They don't have as good group clear as hswords, but that's kinda an unfair comparison tbh

Dclaws overall have less damage but make up for it by being a finesse weapon with a crit chance blessing in the pool

Not to mention that the parry is an overwhelmingly safe utility to have

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1273083080743194714/Darktide_replay_2024.04.18-03.20_-_Trim.mp4?ex=66cd2483&is=66cbd303&hm=846880aef49f3657be9f3ac7ec0e4345b05a58834783a8498be8e8a11be5de58&

[obsidian prairie]

The bully ragers/bosses button

The dclaw enables fighting daemonhosts more than any other weapon

[rose hawk]

Oh dang

[obsidian prairie]

It’s only real issue is an utterly massive carapace deficiency and it’s really hard to roll

2-3 good blessings out of 10

[rose hawk]

Man I really need to finish leveling my other classes

[obtuse solstice]

man zealot made me so ass at playing psyker

actual easy mode

[modern lintel]

He almost won

[frosty herald]

Hiiiii my skibidi sigmas <3

How are yuwu all doing today :333

https://tenor.com/view/kuromi-soft-sanrio-gif-14533754

[acoustic dune]

i got woke up at around 3am

because someone cat jumped out the window

they rang until i woke up

[grizzled aspen]

I'm such a nerd man I just made an entire chunk in minecraft into one giant farm and compactor for said farm items.

[frosty herald]

I would adopt the cat

[acoustic dune]

i cant adopt pet

mostly because i am a wee wank

[frosty herald]

Ok

[acoustic dune]

like to pet them doh

[frosty herald]

Shit in its litter box???

[acoustic dune]

i am someone who can take care of pet

let alone myself

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-spiderman-skibidi-gif-11268458470528183028

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dessi-dessi-allison-hadassa-allison-skibidi-fortnite-gif-10907581319812136088

The brainrot has consumed me

[acoustic dune]

god i miss petting my dogs

i used to sit down in the grass at night

while i play around with it

he would run around then comeback to me

[rose hawk]

I don't miss petting my dog

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-boop-trick-fur-baby-animal-gif-18101271

[rose hawk]

He's downstairs

[acoustic dune]

then around again

[rose hawk]

I hate him

[remote lark]

.

[frosty herald]

LMAO

[acoustic dune]

i havent seen them in 3 years

[rose hawk]

Yooo that's kinda hilarious

[acoustic dune]

2-3 years

[copper hawk]

skiiibidiiii

[rose hawk]

Did you have to leave for school or something

[acoustic dune]

i left a whole ass country

[rose hawk]

Damn

[acoustic dune]

because i want to study animation

[remote lark]

There's something ethereal about going out on joyrides after midnight

There's no traffic or anybody even awake rn

[frosty herald]

Animate that dawg

[acoustic dune]

me when my sleep schedule is fucked

[remote lark]

Fr

[rose hawk]

Draw him doing a flip

[acoustic dune]

i would

when i get better

[remote lark]

I'm just driving around singing fox Stevenson in my car

[acoustic dune]

right now my drawing skill is not up to snuff

[acoustic dune]

i am gonna guess its a furry thing or smth

[remote lark]

It's a drum and bass singer LMAO

[frosty herald]

Alright students for your next assignement animate the entire fight between goku and jackie chun

[remote lark]

https://open.spotify.com/track/225lMWq2wtUmUeETswWKu8?si=JhT56-fdT8OHj9dW82IKrg

[rose hawk]

Oh shit fox stevenson

[ornate bone]

why was that your first guess 🔎

you like furries, don´t you squidward

[rose hawk]

Is fox stevenson furry related?

[acoustic dune]

idk

but fox is in it

like toby fox

[rose hawk]

Is Toby fox a furry?

[acoustic dune]

idk but he did made a new generatioon of furry

and skele fuckers

[ornate bone]

oh wait you´re actually just a furry

ok

[acoustic dune]

it is i

a furry

with a furry dar

[rose hawk]

Awoo

[ornate bone]

alright. let´s go meet the felinids

i hear they have come to discuss our alliance.

[acoustic dune]

are you talking the cat warrior thing?

[ornate bone]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Felinid

[acoustic dune]

warrior cats

[rose hawk]

Wasn't warrior cats that really messed up

Children's book series

[acoustic dune]

a lot of fan art

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[ornate bone]

what was so messed up about it

[rose hawk]

Like how animorphs was fucked up

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk

[rose hawk]

Idk I remember the cats kept murdering each other

And there was necrophilia

[ornate bone]

really.

[acoustic dune]

you should have seen the original animorph

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[acoustic dune]

i want to own the renaissance book

[ornate bone]

necrophilia in a childrens book?

[acoustic dune]

pardon?

what?

[rose hawk]

Ok not like sex with dead cats

[ornate bone]

exactly my question lol

[rose hawk]

But I remember they did a lot of stuff with their corpses

[solar gorge]

what the fuck is going on

[ornate bone]

lool

[acoustic dune]

warriors cat

is going on

[rose hawk]

We're talking about warrior cats

[solar gorge]

i'm going to bash ur heads in

[acoustic dune]

blame deviantart

[rose hawk]

Ok wait wait

https://www.reddit.com/r/WarriorCats/comments/1aw0dl2/most_screwed_up_things_that_have_happened_in_the/

This isn't that bad tbh

Like it's bad for a 10 year old

But not that bad

[solar gorge]

stop bringing up that "thing"

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tien-awesome-fkin-tien-shinhan-cool-tien-edit-gif-7171693473668315713

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9806356149562843002

[acoustic dune]

watching caroline fuck me up as a kid

[ornate bone]

lmao i find it funny how that could even be a question

[rose hawk]

What aren't we bringing up

[ornate bone]

like there could be a ranking

[rose hawk]

Tier list lmao

[ornate bone]

"amongst all the fucked up things, what was THE most?"

shame i missed it then

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tien-edit-gif-1896745470915078708

[ornate bone]

i loved messed up things when i was small, probably why i got into warhammer

[rose hawk]

Apparently there's a short story of an eagle kidnapping this pregnant cat and it's all about how she's dying and her thoughts

[frosty herald]

Awesome tien edit go!

[acoustic dune]

golly

[rose hawk]

Animorphs had like murder suicide in it

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-burger-how-wtf-чзх-gif-25552254

[acoustic dune]

the art was not by me btw

[rose hawk]

And people turning into rats and then going insane and child soldiers and indoctrination

[acoustic dune]

ey make me remenber about that one vid from down the rabbit hole

[rose hawk]

Which vid.

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/vjCS_u3Sgpg?si=1o7r7OsiDCcrfdNl

this vid

[grizzled aspen]

[acoustic dune]

i hope theres a scan copy of the works

[grizzled aspen]

What. The. Fuck.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-gif-5305267

[acoustic dune]

idk why they drew it

[grizzled aspen]

Why did you even post it!

[acoustic dune]

saw smilin friend

[grizzled aspen]

That's gross, dude!

[acoustic dune]

(:

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody wants to look at that!

[acoustic dune]

gee thanks

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-cat-speech-gif-10914291762743563558

[acoustic dune]

guess i shouldnt hold a pencil anymore

[grizzled aspen]

That might be for the best, if that's what you're gonna draw.

[acoustic dune]

):

fine ill paint instead

[grizzled aspen]

No, you're banned from art.

[rose hawk]

Don't ban him from art

[grizzled aspen]

No more pencils, crayons, markers, pens, brushes, nothing.

[acoustic dune]

(:

[grizzled aspen]

BANNED

[rose hawk]

Remember what happened when a certain prominent figure was banned from art

We don't want a repeat of that

[solar gorge]

I am the high art authority and I decree all the people in chat banned from art, except the frog

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/paper-mario-paper-mario64-pm64-sex-sex-is-real-gif-22812339

[acoustic dune]

are you calling me worst then hitler?

[grizzled aspen]

They wouldn't have the guts.

[rose hawk]

Hey I didn't say it explicitly

I merely implied it

[acoustic dune]

you did

you absolutely did

[rose hawk]

Nuh uh!

[acoustic dune]

i do agree doh

i would be worst then him

[remote lark]

10 seconds after sending this I got pulled over and was given a speeding ticket

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, to be fair, Hitler didn't draw... whatever that was...

[acoustic dune]

welp time to get into politics

[acoustic dune]

):

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/trupen-discord-factorio-gif-22362993

[acoustic dune]

has my first political dictaror order

[rocky nacelle]

did u just get pulled over and the first thing u did was send it to a discord

[acoustic dune]

i decree all death to frog

s

[solar gorge]

is this mf driving with his phone out

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-johnny-gargano-just-be-normal-just-be-normal-for-once-be-cool-gif-24103619

[solar gorge]

to post on zealot chat

[grizzled aspen]

What a horrible way to die.

[rocky nacelle]

he will be seeing the beneficent emperor very soon

with practices like that

[solar gorge]

can you do it blindfolded ?

[rocky nacelle]

i can do it with no arms

: P

[solar gorge]

@remote lark

[grizzled aspen]

You couldn't kill me if you had a gun to my head.

[solar gorge]

each time you ping them they look at their phone on the road

[solar gorge]

be responsible with this knowledge

[rocky nacelle]

@remote lark hit a deer

[grizzled aspen]

What an excellent discord interaction I'm witnessing.

[acoustic dune]

who said i need a gun

[acoustic dune]

i just need to mentally scar you

and from past reaction

[grizzled aspen]

I can just choose to block you so you can't show me anything.

[rocky nacelle]

the type of person to get into a car crash and immediately post into discord they got into said car crash

[solar gorge]

@remote lark no hands on the wheel with pic for proof

[grizzled aspen]

Doofus.

[acoustic dune]

but what if

[grizzled aspen]

Nope.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdcat-funnycat-psychich-assault-gif-66649479801514757

[grizzled aspen]

Blocked.

[ornate bone]

lool

[rocky nacelle]

i pray for humanity

(it wont help)

[acoustic dune]

i did that once but it was a bomb threat

[solar gorge]

it'll make it worse somehow

[acoustic dune]

when i was passing by a school

[rocky nacelle]

the monkey's paw

type deal

[solar gorge]

only way to fix things

[grizzled aspen]

Granted, but you now have monkey hands.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/made-in-heaven-pucci-dio-jojo-stone-ocean-gif-24010549

reset

[acoustic dune]

correction

[remote lark]

I did that once when I got stabbed

[solar gorge]

pucci did nothing wrong

[acoustic dune]

a dried up monkey hand or feet

[rocky nacelle]

he was just a SIMP

lame motivation

but he was raw

[acoustic dune]

golly

did you survive?

[ornate bone]

you did?

[solar gorge]

yeah but have you seen dio tho

[remote lark]

No

[rocky nacelle]

yeah hes dust

[remote lark]

But I lived!

[rocky nacelle]

[acoustic dune]

i am so sorry for your lost

[remote lark]

I'm taking pity donations

[acoustic dune]

i congrat you with live

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/m4lstof-mogstof-malstof-mog-clown-dust-baby-gif-8342453190174134218

[remote lark]

Ordo only

[rocky nacelle]

dio turned into ash baby

👊

[solar gorge]

and then into a literal baby

[acoustic dune]

DIO????

[rocky nacelle]

no thats all for one

[acoustic dune]

JOJO REFRENCE?

[copper hawk]

goed koo

[grizzled aspen]

Weird hamburger helper looking ahh clown jumpscare.

[rocky nacelle]

if you value our friendship that will be the last time you do that

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fans-jojo-bizarre-monki-crazi-monkey-gif-19597136

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-reference-cat-resisting-urge-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-24722300

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo-fan-when-they-see-unsucked-gif-16168051

[copper hawk]

me when i see a

uh

nevermind

[rocky nacelle]

[solar gorge]

jojo fan in chat

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/typh-mimi-typh-mimi-gif-3691329473459567662

[grizzled aspen]

For legal reasons, we have to stop your joke right there.

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-i-am-going-insane-insane-gif-25031823

[acoustic dune]

what a silly creature

however

[copper hawk]

femboyphobic

[rocky nacelle]

I am

[copper hawk]

reportin u 2 allah

[grizzled aspen]

Ok.

[rocky nacelle]

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freddie-freaker-yellow-monster-gif-14025823

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/hallal-cat-gif-25588409

[grizzled aspen]

Good thing I'm Christian, then, right?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/animorphs-cassie-anteater-gif-18183176

[copper hawk]

even worse

u die now

[acoustic dune]

is that cat praying to allah?

[solar gorge]

yes

mashallah cat

[ornate bone]

hello Christian. i'm Henrietta.

[rocky nacelle]

mashallah cat

[grizzled aspen]

I cast defenestration from the 7th story.

[grizzled aspen]

(defenestration is the act of throwing someone out a window)

[ornate bone]

i cast volley of lead

[acoustic dune]

what do fuck

[copper hawk]

anyways

time to play for honor

at 3 am

[rocky nacelle]

shut the fuck up noob....

[copper hawk]

what could go wrong

ur noob

i would roll u

[acoustic dune]

play mordhau

[rocky nacelle]

thats why u die to environmentals

in for honor

[copper hawk]

hate mordhau

[grizzled aspen]

[acoustic dune]

GUH

[solar gorge]

noob mindset

[acoustic dune]

why

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[ornate bone]

i´m playing Anno 1800 🌞

[copper hawk]

cuz i played it when it launched

[solar gorge]

this person is skill issued

[copper hawk]

and now i hate it

[grizzled aspen]

I could also play for honor right now...

[copper hawk]

they changed it so much and it went into a stinky direction

[rocky nacelle]

aka you suck balls

[copper hawk]

noh

i was p good

when they first dropped ranked i got p far

[rocky nacelle]

obviously not good enough to stick around...

[acoustic dune]

''changed so much''

[copper hawk]

w pre nerf evening star

[acoustic dune]

tf u mean

[solar gorge]

classic case of

failure to adapt

[copper hawk]

the stamina changes

[copper hawk]

it did like nothing to anything and made the game more stamina managey than ever

like counting hits in 1v1s because of stamina

[rocky nacelle]

woe stamina management be upon ye

[copper hawk]

it got rlly boring

so i just made troll builds and trolled people in normal matches

[acoustic dune]

my brother in christ just doge

[copper hawk]

with Frankensteiner abominations

[acoustic dune]

or chamber

[grizzled aspen]

Woe, core combat overhaul be upon ye.

(I will never forgive fh devs)

[rocky nacelle]

thats why I play the superior pvp

DS2

[solar gorge]

cftp plagued mord for a long time

[acoustic dune]

just blame everything on crush

[grizzled aspen]

I need to play mordhau.

[acoustic dune]

wahts cftp

[solar gorge]

you should but in term of playerbase it's probably it's lowest point

[grizzled aspen]

I've only seen gameplay of it. Seems really fun.

[solar gorge]

if u don't know what it is I must gatekeep this info from you sorry

i follow the toxic melee player etiquette

[grizzled aspen]

The 3 G's.

[acoustic dune]

ah

[grizzled aspen]

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

[acoustic dune]

then keep it

[solar gorge]

it's chamber feint to parry

[acoustic dune]

i dont like playing ranked

[solar gorge]

i break my vow to tell you this

i am banned from mordhau now

[rose hawk]

Was mordhau the one where people found out you could win every duel by just spinning

Or was that chivalry

[acoustic dune]

correction ranked mordahu

[solar gorge]

nah

[acoustic dune]

chiv

[rocky nacelle]

me gon gaga

[rose hawk]

Damn

[solar gorge]

it's in every melee slasher

[rocky nacelle]

which sucks cause mordhau feels fun to play

then you get good at it

and its all the same

[solar gorge]

moves that look like spins were a legit strat in chiv

[acoustic dune]

somehow playing chiv 2 make me angrier then playing mordhau

[solar gorge]

in mordhau it was just a noob killer move

[rocky nacelle]

people somehow rainbowing + dragging in chivalry

[acoustic dune]

how do they do it?

[rocky nacelle]

also people just jumping over swords in chiv lmfao

[acoustic dune]

ngl i do that sometime just bc

[solar gorge]

like someone who spins on u in mord opens himself up for like 2 attacks

only works on beginners

[rocky nacelle]

when the vanguard running at you goes from a broad swing into a 180 rainbow just cause

w/ his zwei

[rose hawk]

Ngl I feel like for honor was the best PvP melee centered game until they messed up the balancing

[acoustic dune]

plus if you spin too hard you can get a damage debuff

[acoustic dune]

just chamber it

[grizzled aspen]

"Messed up balancing" = releasing broken characters with busted ass feats that should've been moves.

[rocky nacelle]

im talkin bout chiv

[solar gorge]

tbf it's a fighting game

[rocky nacelle]

im not parrying a rainbow in chiv

[grizzled aspen]

Looking at pirate when I say that.

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[solar gorge]

not a melee slasher

[grizzled aspen]

Fucking HATE pirate.

[acoustic dune]

i love pirate

[grizzled aspen]

And afeera.

[rose hawk]

I stopped playing Around the time they released

Warden but evil

[grizzled aspen]

Both of them can be fed to some manner of spaceborne beast.

[rose hawk]

I forget the name

[grizzled aspen]

Warmonger.

[rose hawk]

Ye

[acoustic dune]

but yeah mordhau

[grizzled aspen]

She ain't that bad, but she was created in poor taste.

[rose hawk]

Warmonger looked cool though

[acoustic dune]

best way i describe it now is that its medival tf2

[rose hawk]

Why in poor taste? Wasn't she just

Apollyon 2.0

[acoustic dune]

best way to say what mordhau is

[grizzled aspen]

Apollyon was a warden with a couple extra moves.

They basically released a second warden for zero reason.

Now they've tweaked her kit with stuff from other heroes, like extended dodge property on her dodge heavies.

[copper hawk]

combo feint to parry

[rose hawk]

Oh yeah I saw the trailer for the newest guy he has like

3 weapons