#zealot-class
1 messages · Page 764 of 1
and it was this TH lmfao
me_rn
low skill players when I leave coherency
coherency maxxers
MUH COHERENCY
Omg if you leave coherency that is literally the same as being a knife zealot speedrunning!
love getting pinned by a dog when i'm five feet to the right of someone
A snail
That's why i spam the ping button when im pounced
i did start lol but krieger didn't realize i guess until i was half hp
Knife psyker
idk what the rest of my team was doing either it was just a vanilla horde
If I was speedrunning I would have done the entire mission in 5:30
Spam ping until dog is off
If teammate who ignored me gets pounced i walk up to them and watch
And then shove
Ur punishment
I let people who do that die
Cuz i am evil and fucked up
If they don’t I’m shooting them off the map
Randoms are like fungi in a maze
if people need a ping when theres a glowing outline and a giga sfx for getting pounced

They only go to the stimulus
You have to put lil oats 2 get them to move
Or like babies with keys
U have 2 jingle a set 2 get their attention
Oooh noise and light OOOOH a dog
Pew pew
why are u putting yourself in a position to be getting saved by babies who need keys

exactly
noob.
Ur noob
i personally would never have a baby save me
but i guess u not like us
🔑
keep jingling those keys for the baby randos
not if u get pounced by pox hounds in 2024
i also get closer just to watch when people spam ping when disabled
it's entertaining
I dont spam ping if it's a trapper
Unless they're right there
Ppl do it 2 me sometimes i 4get
Dogs all u have to do is just look and shoot and they fly off
Spam spam spam
Whoops fire barrel
I only spam ping when they should have gotten me ages ago and I know that I'm the reason the run is held together
Oh no!!
fatashark need to enable friendly fire
There’s grenade ff in the code
the only goated feature we lost from vt2
Glugger ogryn go so hard
nuhuh
Dellhivers 2
If there was friendly fire then @hard nexus would kill me intentionally
And i would cry and rage quir
Quit
in vt2 you can just look at the elf and fucking murder her with the BH ult because BH fucking sucks and tk is his only purpose in life
quir?? 🏳️🌈
I wish we had player statistics
Like hd2
I want to see how many millions I have killed
You can track it until the 5 million mark at least
I think it's 5 mil, right
I am at least at 5m in dt
37 billion people being on Atoma just sounds wildly unrealistic
Unless it's like 50x the size of Earth
hive cities are the size of continents
Where does all the food even come from tho
and reach up for miles and down miles
Me when carrying capacity
You need exponentially more of everything the more people there are
Me when carrying capacity
Me when carrying capacity
Me when carrying capacity
Even with like an uber efficient system where no one ate meat and u grew like just soybeans
Ud only be able to sustain like 10 billion people on earth
i heard meat
They eat eachother
no i wouldn’t
did someone say meat
Hewwo
yes you would
hai
me not sharing super soybean rashun with anyone
nuh uh
super soybean grows in 2 minutes and fills you for 2 weeks
snake diet
soy viridians
they should feed those to the rejects
Bro is gulping that shit
monster hunter
i think
Also there is underwater parts in wilds apparently
when I'm in a making random bullshit up competition and my opponent is a warhammer writer
raw fish makes you stealthy because it fucking stinks and bloodhounds can't smell you now
me kissing my pet fish (i love him very much)
no way they do it right?
no way the fabled and either hated or loved
underwater combat is returning
as long as there is cope there is hope
me swimming and then abyssal lagiacrus pulls up on me
Need the "detecting multiple leviathan-class" message from Subnautica but instead of running away in your super mech suit like a little baby you murder them with a pointy stick
i like how metal gear snake eater
does infact
eat snake
that's not a snake
no but this is
Who up
why is it called snake eater when the final boss is big boss
because snake
final boss, named big boss
does infact
and by that..: I mean, my snakenis
eat snake
and they say kojima isn't a genius
i cant wait to see how he does elden ring 2
and now hes collabing with mr peele
metal gear being confusing for no reason
like please give me a nameplate where it says whos snake and whos snake
whats confusing about this
a real patriot
thats the best part theres like 4 of them
me want see fujimoto and kojima do a collab
naked snake solid snake venom snake and uhh
no
I dont want to see fujimoto's work ruined

ruined?
you mean improved ten folds ?
both are film buff
nah fujimoto is more unhinged
kojima makes good games but holy shit make death stranding not unimaginably boring
you need THE playlist to play death stranding
what? him trying to float once (and suceeding)
is not unhinge
did u read the entirety of fire punch?
or am I the only one who actually was paying attention to the war crimes on page
lmfao
death stranding would be 100x better if you had an mp3 to play songs
please dont make remenber that
walkman with guardians of the galaxy soundtrack
kojina.....
🙏
war crime schall crime
I only played it on pc so I functionally had one
let the somewhat incest be
cod zombies is so back
yeah exactly dont say fujimoto isnt unhinged if you wont even bring up the fucking first 5 chapters of fire punch
people are schizo posting again
the first 5 chapters of fire punch >>> more unhinged than all of CSM part 1
and I love both
but fire punch is just crazy at all times lmfao
what if people are cannibal
its
nolan north richtoffen and max has control of the aether again
ok let me spell it out for you noob
probably leading to liberty falls being the epicentre of a dimensional breach
the first 5 chapters of fire punch include but are not limited to: ||cannibalism,incest(almost),sub human treatment,enslaving people,burning villages down,self mutilation(to feed his village)||
need i go on why fujimoto is unhinged and fire punch is more unhinged than csm
fire punch is great
erm fire punch is about punching fire
and also treating people like they are less than human like actual objects
like 40k shit
that is true eternal burning flame mind you
the never ending burning flame
we ain't escaping the cycle with this one
i still cant get over the ending
was it space tree?
its been a few years since I read it and honestly
i dont think it was space tree
it was agni probably finally finding some peace
aka dying or some shit
oh but the double spreads in fire punch are insane as well
idk how fujimoto does it
I really love boichi's mangas
dying ?
yes
reading
dude can never die
that's for nerds
you do know he almost killed himself right ?
get hyper amnesia but not death
lmfao
no im 1000% sure
if he stayed in that ice water to kill himself
he would yknow
kill himself
if togata didnt drag him out
crit chance -> mutant
Anything else?
Upgrade brutal momentum?
Flak -> something?
I always worry I'll brick my weapon when I get an ok roll
upgrade brutal if you can and crit chance for muties
which
is it the 2 girl envy one
might be
or
the brother sister one
ah here it is
who the girl is overload incarnate
yeah its the 2 girl envy one
i really need ot read it oneday
i gotta read fujimoto's one shots in general
and catch up on the entirety of CSM part 2
read pun pun aswell
Crit chance -> maniac or unarmoured
Brutal I -> IV
My friend just told me about that one the other day
not that important tho
poor kid
AKFG even had a song called solanin
and
based
re reading berserk...
my friend got the physical for berserk
Mid mid
I want the physical for uzumaki
i cant get myself to re read it after the mangaka death
who read junji ito
have you ever read nagabe work?
Every single story
(he is a furry prob)
In 3 nights
speaking of which beastars
No
great mango
80% of Berserk fans should've died instead of him
Layers of fear genuinely scared me tho
the story is finish
theres some filler on the side aswell
That shit was so unsettling
uhhh
which one did layers of fear have in it again
or was that the
baby doll girl story
the game that pyrocinical reviewed?
The girl that gets younger because her skin is layers
yup
that shit freak nasty
🤢
The ending panel freaked me out
whats your favorite story by him yam
tbh never read his work yet
Frankenstein
oooo
i hate the fish fart one
I dont think i read that one or if I did it was a while ago
that one has an actual "good" ending
compared to most of his
lmfao
gyo and hellstar remina actually end on semi positive notes
I just dislike how almost every junji ito story has a bad ending
Bro how
thats the lovecraftian way brother
the concept itself is whaat genuinely scare me
They drift in space with no outlook on the future
and thats coming from me
Gyo they're obviously not all wiped out its apocalypse mode time, and they're finding a way to stop the fishes from doing shit, and hellstar remina they just live in peace until they die
your home planet literally got fucking eaten
this is the least you could ask for
my fav himbo
read splatter film
good one
also gyo is freaky
The model with the teeth was also pretty scary
meh
chompers
will have a look someday
oh you know whats a really good junji ito story
right now i want to read some meh stuff
something that break hearts
me want to read mid stuff that i can sit down and relax
Is that the one where the man gets trapped in his dreams
And becomes some sort of cosmic entity
the thing that drifted ashore (iirc) is a pretty cool story as well
no.... I think you're thinking of the longest dream
the black paradox involves a group of people wanting to sewer slide themselves and then something happens
hmm
i guess uzumaki
literally
yea the first long story I read from him personally
was uzumaki
super good, and the anime looks like it'll be amazing
frankenstein is a great adaptation from him
I think ito writes stories just so he could draw human silhouettes
imagine if he get hard
yea he just re wrote the OG work right?
and put his spin on it
yup
i gotta re check it out
I remember it being super good
its the original story in a semi modern coat
knowing ito he could actually write it as a tragedy
like its yknow kinda supposed to be
make me remenber of ghibli
how i deteste that director
like the freakiest part
im saying it now, mosquito women or snail people take the freakiest part in uzumaki for me
(or the jack in the box kid)
cause the jack in the box kid was so fucking random
The worst part is the pregnant women arc
agreed
Without a doubt
Junji ito was tweaking hard when writing that
mfw the babies are talking about going back into their moms stomachs cause it was warmer (the babies were more fucked up than the moms)
Also the nerd and the bully becoming slugs and the classroom is just like "thats normal"
yeah that part was crazy
also the teacher became a snail too didnt he?
Yeah
thats lowkey what makes that chapter kinda among the creepiest too
its just
so isolated
and random
(the after image of the kid being tangled in the fucking wheel)
What if instead of darktide it was freaktide
im going to post that image of that kid stuck in the car now
cause of what you just said shirt
And it was a slaneesh invasion not a nurgle invasion
You mean Concord
freaktide already exist
And also we can kiss Ranic
and instead of bon eating you he sucked your toes
Ah junji ito
Bro infact did not stop the car
me when I'm... uh
he was in faact
damn
not strong enough
when I go to parry crusher overhead and a poxwalker hits my dclaw before hand
nah let him try again I believe
Me when i get run over yeouch
Dude is having a nap
He must be pretty tired
You would think the doctors removed the car spring
Cause yknow
He was kinda bisected
Some junji ito stories are scary cause they could happen irl
yea like the fault of amigara
4head
idk how so many people praise that to be like his
magnum opus
I like the one with the suicide balloons
have you read splatter film?
now that one was a classic eldritch horror
that one was fucked up
Did y'all see the animated Junji Ito stories
just unstoppable force
???
theres still some work i havent read from junji ito
cause there isnt a complete place where to get every story
i had an index that almost had every story at one point
got shot a long time ago though
i use mangadex
also house of marionettes
was fucked
and what was that other one
it involved mannequins
and like a dressing store
i think the MC was a female
(it might be literally called mannequins)
god i need to watch more 2d animation
bro did not have to write that story since mannequins are already creepy
or interesting movie with great mcamera work
yup and then when the MC interacted with them late at night
its arleady done
they had real people heads/faces
watch it again!
anything byt the same animator of kill la kill
Zayummm
headless sculptures
er I mean oh nooo the horror
genesis
the one story that was also freaky was the never ending crossroads
its a very nightmare situation
oh just read the synopsis for headless sculptures
too good
i couldnt imagine being chased by fucking headless mannequins
that used to be people
double the fuck no
reminds me a lot of the first episode of new who
the one thing I havent read really from ito
is tomie
just doesnt interest me tbh
wow she attracts men so hard they go crazy and kill her (she revives) (oh shes split into two and both are evil)
????
Hello zealots, quick question which blessings should i aim for in the ironhelm shotgun
yea im not following lmfao
scattershot manstopper
depends
both barrels is really good
you could run scattershot manstopper or both barrels and something else (im biased)
i would simply not be atracted to tomie
what if i mainly want it for wave clearing cause i want to run it with a thunderhammer that i use for bosses
I love both barrels so much
well funny enough i have an exact build approximately like that
its good for alot of things clearing waves, blasting specialists/elites, just dont always opt for shooting both shots
sometimes its better to shoot 2 separate times
since the first could stagger i.e a trapper or dog
and if you use both barrels and it doesnt kill the dog / trapper or u have to reload, ur shit out of luck
I fuck with the wunderwaffe turning zombies into dust so hard
tomie got some of da coolest art though
which makes me annoyed that im not interested in that series
at all
its just kinda weird
and btw the men dont really kill themselves
tomie just sets up a situation that causes them to die
i didnt say they kill themselves iirc
i said they get attracted so hard they kill her
cause thats just the way tomie works?
ig
tomie more like thotie
Chaos spawn
junji ito has a story for everyone
its like tomie is a story but i dont give a fuck about the story because its literally just repeating, the events in different areas with different people
cause thats what tomie wants to do
i think its also one of his first long mangas
it is iirc
she doesnt really respawn its more that every splinter of her is its own entity
yea and they fight each other too
idk i just think its all dumb lmao
junji ito also be having just random dark comedic moments in his manga
or some of his manga are more on the gag side
like his cat one
cupsha
I much prefer chapman
hello doughthony
hello mario.
snow snake
we are all doughthony
How do you do, fellow doughthonys
the hydra
are there any other doughthonys I should know about
all of us are
We are all dough
we are venom but we're dough
If you played perfectly it would take you 8777 hours to cap plasteel
Fun fact
what is the plasteel cap anyway
2 billion
ok now how much plasteel for you to successfully roll for manstopper and flechette as a level 30 character
N/A
good song
Does anyone have any experience with builds from this guy: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/user/crukih-2
no
we dont use gameslanterns builds here
(unless someone from here makes one on it)
Oh okay im looking for a source for good zelot builds
what are you looking for?
I made one or two 
Fury/Chorus
you want CDR bible?
Sure
alright ill make a FOF one first, since im more acquainted building around that
then make a bible one
what weapons you looking to use
Thank you !
Flamer, agripina mk VIII or the new shotgun. Melee Eviscerator/Crusher/Hammer whatever works best
ok that narrows things down a bit thx
Thank you
ill drop a semi all around build I use with evisc/flamer FOF @marble jetty
heres a thunder hammer oriented one
and heres a crusher set up @marble jetty
lmk how these works for ya
sorry i couldnt think of a decent agri shotgun setup I dont use it at all
25 million
gyatt
All shit
you reached that cap before havent you dorn
No
oh wait I forgot you roll for god rolls alot
I will probably hit the cap
before itemization ya think?
I have hit docket cap and gone to 0 8 times now
No
I’m sitting at 200k
I wasted 10 on a new pickaxe
Meh
salvagable?
yeeks
get every evisc blessing
Maybe ill make a non deathblow hsword and try that
Hi stan
i havent tried HSword without it
and I dont want to imagine
lmfao
I dont like deathblow
i do
But it is good
its crazy
Done
Also yeah i probably have the evis blessings
I’m missing 83 blessings total
I might be missing like momentum
me gambling my plasteel away for precog 4 on knife
i was going through it earlier just scrounging at scraps for a TH upgrade
be quicker to make a level 19 psyker
I just picked up evis for the first time after using knife for so long now i see the light
I will try
Sure
mk15 L1 L2 L3 are just horde sweeps
L1 L2 L3 block repeat
heavies are strike downs
big damage
and while you pick up eviscerator
learn this trick if you dont know it already
pretty big dmg
yea everytime you chainsaw into a crusher or a mauler
wa
thats when you wanna chastise
it makes all the subsequent ticks of the chainsaw just shit dmg
Its recommended to use chastise? I like showing them my glowing relic
so you would go special -> heavy -> attack hits -> chastise
imo eviscerator gets the most out of it (makes you 1 shot crushers)(and super big boss DMG)
you could do relic piety with evisc
that doesnt seem bad
and shroudfield evisc we've never seen anyone do (at least I've never seen it)
it is forbidden juju I think
yea if you notice in the vid I sent the chastise into chainsaw only did 149 each tick, when I did chainsaw into chastise it was 419 each tick
important lil evisc trick (helps with bossing alot)
@quaint verge
"Who's that pokemon?" or smthing like that...
was thinking more like this
somehwere in the underhive
I mean yeah, but, you can see how it looks like this right? lol
helldiver2????
need to start shadow replaying so i can mog with these tknife kills on snipers
force people to start going for cross map tknife kills
every time
I so regret not going for the just a flesh wound penance before it was available in public lobbies.
Anyone up for it right now?
i need that drip
I cant even go fo a solo private game dammit
I would go for further away tknife kills if I had better aim x.x
My aim sucks, though, and I can miss that guy not even 10 feet away with them x.x
meanwhile me sniping snipers with a double barrel
im a projectile player at heart
Hm, I can try to help. I am not the best at going fast, due to my loot goblin nature. What part of the world are you in? I get us east servers myself
eu but im ready to suffer some ping
wouldnt be a first time
That's heresy+ right? We can probably 2 man a heresy if I am not getting teleporting enemies
ye heresy
Can you kill bon bons? That's my weakest thing as far as killing things goes
beasts of nurgle
Yep
@green yacht post knife
got 2 builds that are good enough for it
in a private bloody lobby
eh, he is midgame in a full party
What's you're friend code?
man gota pull it up, never used the thing
lol You can look yourself up, I was curious
oh darktide has its own friend code, i pulled a steam one
Yeah, both work honestly
Sent you a friend request first and formost
i can help
i like never help with penances so why not start
restarting my game and i'll join
k
What's the friend code, I can invite you when you are ready
Lacerate
0391471141
pissing brb
I'll send you a friend request in the mean time
@obsidian ore another convert
back
had a level 3500 in my lobby that immediately quit because they went too hard in when a boss spawned
shame...i'm on 13 wins in a row 
i was so close to greatness
i wish the damage stat was higher
but still
im keeping it
thats pretty good
noooo it's 1% less effective
ye
literally unplayable smh
ill stack more shitsteel
then gamble on that mk6
then hate myself cause hadron
🧱
ive gotten plenty of 1k kill games but very rarely 1mil damage games
prob cause i don't use flamer and evis
i was using assail shriek void ds4
which is a very balanced and not op at all build
when i see psykers with ds and they never use it
i wish i had the best melee weapon in the game
it annoys me
yes let me throw my void balls at this crusher pack and kill like
one
when i could just go in, ds4, and kill them all in like 5 seconds
its ok give psyker chainaxe and give zealot duel sword
is collateral the dump stat?
nvm
yesn't
mobility is
high collat is needed now for bulwarks
ah
character development
i forgor psykers don't have chaxe
and imo
i don't think they would be good with it
chaxe is slow without attack speed buffs and it has poor finesse
i'm actually surprised there isn't a ton of chsword psykers
since the crit damage doesn't fall off with cleave
i was wondering how psyker does with chsword
never bothered trying though
i like my fancy sticks too much
Thanks to Paradise we succeeded the 2nd try :3
It was popular before they removed infinite dodge last fall
I hate being forced to go fast like that lol
That + a weapon I am not used to sucks
yea psyker has good fnacy sticks
i kinda been practicing my ape mode hold W in pubs
i dont go too far ahead of the team
from force swords?
but i just do it for solo practice
Yeah
ds4 buffs did that more than the dodge nerf lol
i try not to ape too hard and go giga far ahead of the team
force swords still have some of the best dodges and dodge count in the game
but far enough to where i gotta make sure im not shit or i just die
If I had my rashad I might have done better overall, but, I wouldn't have gone as fast as easily >.<
ironhelm + heresy HP
brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Could be, i started playing at that moment i never experienced the difference. But i saw people talk
i want another ranged weapon to use other than agri brauto but it's just too good....
what has the best dodge? knife? duelling sword? force sword?
Yeah, I knew I wouldn't drag the team down too much with my learning the knife. I did better the 1st run, though, with it xD
columnus brauto!
ur yucky
😭
columnus brauto is pawesome
people exaggerate cause they would rather blame fatshark than blame their own lack of skill
no penetration....
exaggerate what
nerfs
dont know if I was faster 2nd go around, or if that was just assass mission
im chalking it up to the mission
ill try it just because i believe in you though
cause that was the one I got my flesh wound penance on
one sec
so long ago
Still that was double practice for me that run since I need practice going faster as well lol

ok yeah hsword without deathblow still works fine
especially soft nerfs like fswords going from, infinite dodges to high dodges? when all dodges regen at once?
🤝
You made that way easier, though, by making it not just 2 of us hapless asses doing it xD
and are still mostly effective until like -4
i rarely run out of dodges
rampage/shred?
with ds or fs
rampage headtaker
well it worked pretty well here
why u so noobful
you still get enough damage to kill multiple elites but not like deathblow
they were mostly ok
ohhh
no solo clutches or anything
ur yoshi
lmfao
mmm oneshotting 4 shotgunners
nah u guys were doing fine
yum!
i did bring TH for boss speedrunning though
me when a group of shotgunners spawn around a corner and are staring this down
this but ragers and a manstopper WS vet
slap manstopper on that
infinite cleave
and they all vanish
yummers
not bad for first try
manstopper and scattershot*
without scattershot it kinda
bleh
they only gave me flechette for a blue shotgun in my soyker shop
yeah you would want scattershot
me without manstopper killing only 30 zombies a shot
literally unpplayable
i still need manstopper
Still can't believe that trapper got me, such a rookie moment @rocky nacelle
explode
😳
garbage
i got u up tho
i can only wipe one horde wave at once?!?!?!
pls buff fatshark
im making a reddit post about this
and its ok I got trapped vaulting earlier today
Yeah, and I didn't even get my until death activated so that was a clutch one
couldnt tknife it mid vault
🧿🧿
That was the nicest thing said to me all day