#zealot-class
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Zealot chat has both the most knowledgeable people and also this
it also has anngak doing a looping while doing a backflip
I'm not microwaving ice cream, for sure
See but what if you're putting the ice cream on a brownie and want it a little melty
Use a warm brownie imo
throw that bih in the oven for 30 minutes 200c
its not a icecream, its a soup when microwaved
Goddamn 
Shits boiling
we MUST sacrifice stan to the gods or something, his transgressions against them are gonna get us all killed
Stan probably cant be sacrificed
Stan is mightier than zeus
why do you think he is so weird
Can only be sealed
stan the bad food demon
the only thing keepin reality intact
While stan deserves to be sealed he certainly does keep things lively
It is in fact an addiction
Holy shit 16 seltzer a day
That just sounds like you're trying to BECOME the bloat
At one point he drank at least 17 in one day
anybody got mission reccomendations for the pennance "just a fleshwound?
Absolute menace
And i thought I was bad with milk
i think he said like 300 a month
Thats like more than i spend on food a month
Not a real question
Cereal first
this is the way
same
just for drink
cause I really like the taste of the milk after I ate the cereals
Do you eat chocolate cereals
Milk then milk then milk for a glass of milk
dont do the milk pls
give me your milk
Ok because no one answered I assume u ment me?
yes I do
the little chocolate pillows
Yeah it was in relation to you liking the taste of milk after
Everyoen knwos its bowl then spoon then milk then cereal then egg then egg then egg then egg then raw chicken then microwave then sugar then flour then gravy then egg then egg
do u have these?
Milk is far and away my most common beverage
they are soo good
i really like full milk from local farms
tastes like a milkshake and hits the spot just right
don't tell stan, but i mostly drink water
omg how exotic
occasional soda or something
I mostly drink milk, sometimes juice or water
cactus juice i believe
I try not to drink much soda
This mural is wrong. Mosquitos can’t eat ice cream
oh no
Although ive been having it a bit more recently should probably cut back on it

Wha
What’s wrong
No
Birds can’t break dance
u are no
the poop guy
I dont think thats break dancing
EW WTF
This isn’t break dancing
nobody ever said break dancing

Only you did stan
😒
this bird is taking notes
Birds don't break dance, they beak dance
the twin boss
with stan? its tradition
Strip raking notes

note tamer
yeah no problem bruv
Noted
stan took notes the other day
erm stan i just notice
HI STAN
I missed the note taking session, can anyone give me their notes so i can copy them?
did you miss spell taco stand?
No

NO
😒
who eat tacos with a fork
every taco a tale
i think stan should have been happy
with us taking notes
since ya know
HE IS A TEACHER
dont do it you're wasting taco
The fact that he's doing it in public
Vile creature
this is why he eats tacos with a fork and knife, because he thinks this is the way to hold a taco
Im sorry, but currently he is
Stan, Vile Creature, Destroyer of Delicacies, Writer of Incomprehensible Messages, Scourge of all Who Take Notes, Butcher of Languages
i still cant believe that he is a teacher still
also don't forget he is a soda addict
im a chocolate milk addict fr fr
He just puts enough sour cream in to hold everything in suspension
This is how I eat everything
Like some sort of twisted texmex aspic
thank you gamescom for warning me about a potential sam lake containment breach
Had some potatoes last night, they were a little undercooked. Sour cream sorted the texture right out.
he would prob drink a carbonated choco milk
one time i cooked spoiled potato
got me drunk
I read drunk potato for some reason
well it was somewhat a drunk potato
no, this is why he complains that it's impossible to eat a taco (because he doesn't know how to hold a taco)
since i made drunk potato rast with it
i fear how he eat a sandwich
like a hotdog
i fear what he puts in a sandwich
Can someone help me with the shocking stuff penances
prob pickled hotdog
I adore the poxwalker animations where they just dolphin dive over crates
i hate when they spawn next to me
"I'll get em guys!!" type vault animation
hearing it make me schizo arleady
nice gif
wish i could see it
sorry
whoops
oof
Looking for a build to use Agni Mk la Shock Maul and Zarona
you mean basically any of them
dolphin
penguin
i have a build close to that except it uses the other mace and an assult rifile
Spamming out knives to pick up blessings for my sticker book and this popped out. I’m not a knife user does this have promise?
At best its 3 out of 4
If you arent going for perfect you can use it
But if you want 2 good perks and 2 good blessings its dead
there are only two changes to be made
I hardly play zealot after the crit proc nerfs so I’m not really fussed
Doesn’t its blessings go together?
Those are bad bleed blessings is the main issue
one perk and one blessing
The only one worth running is flesh tearer
lace is a good alternative
And even then thats if you really want bleed or your crit maxxing and don't need uncanny
run precog and mercy killer like a real disconnected entity
lacerate is terrible
(me)
dam
Lacerate is sadly not a good alternative it avoids the entire point of knife
lacerate flesh tearer lacerate flesh tearer lacerate flesh tearer
it does
lacerate is good cuz knife is a light spam weapon its a knife!
that makes sense
Knife is a headshot weapon, and lacerate requires you bodyshot
no its not
good luck yoshi
Anytime lacerate actually does anything you could have just killed it with a headshot
🫡
With a good blessing combo
But surely you just stab something once and heavy weak spot
What do I improve
thunderous to thrust
Thunder to slaugt or thrust and cara to maniac
lacerate my beloved
Idk anything bout the breakpoints
Im not sure what it gives you for BPs yeah
mk12 chaxe kills crushers very easily with thrust
o god they made a new borderland?
Oh thats a mk12
Yeah they just announced it
Ok yeah change thunder to thrust
WHAT
god the story gonna suck ass
What am I looking for on a knife then
hope the gameplay make up for it
I never played borderlands for the story tbh
love me a knife with high mobility
Riposte uncanny or precog uncanny
Ideally riposte imo
Yeah BL4 interesting after how 3, tales and now the movie went
If you really really want bleed uncanny flesh tearer
What’s the dump?
borderland had great story from what i heard
Mobility
the one from 3 was ass
Bl2 has decent story
played BL3
Still mostly about gameplay tho
3 is all gameplay
Yeah 3 story really suffered
idk
New bo6 campaign gameplay as well
Clinton is so funny we were chuckling at it
Dont forget the raw sewage that was wonderlands
With 10 minute 10 dollar dlcs
Tiny tina had fun gameplay but it felt worse than 3 to me
i wish krieg become sane in public
And no story
agreed
only the endgame was kinda cool
like how u could farm certain stuff
We already know the story is going to be utter dogshit in 4
I think a big issue with tina gameplay is the guns are all meant to be bows and shit so they feel way less weighty than 3
The problem with 3 is they moved from sort of dark/silly humour to kinda avengers kind of fart is funny humour which they somehow made not fit into borderlands
Randy will probably make a remark in 4 about the movie critics
the magic was a cool addition tho
they should have went the payday2 route with those
speaking of payday2
Movies critics? Everyone hated the borderlands movie
thunderous to thrust
One the characters in cold war
alder deez nuts?
4 story will prob be ass but if they improve the gameplay ill get at least a few hundred hours out of it prob
And in bo6
oh ok gotcha
Adler is the dude that shoots you
oooh
who?
Yam do you fuck with the mission gameplay
the one with the glasses
I know very specific lmao
Yurp
the guy in da jungle with his gay lover?
I was dissapointed with the h2m situation
But after learning about the assets being used the team is dumb asf
And not really activision's fault for the cease
Equipment wheel
Dave the diver
the pirate game
O
Skull and bones
Skull and bones?
yeah skull and bone
rock and stone
The first quadruple a game
I forgot about that lol
Glad they got rid of adler's fuckass haircut
That shit didnt look good on him
how did they mess up boats
He looked like a 50yo trying to hookup with 20yos
the grinding suck ass doh
It was.awful
what who?
Its ubisoft
quoi?
GONNA KILL YOU KNIFY!!!
Adler !
is this alder?
Yurp
no seriously
nah this is a adler
I neeeeed wilds
Mewing
DafuqBOOM???
Bro is mogging
skibidi?
NOOO
bom bom yes yes?
Skyrim
Infinite Skyrim loop
anyhow
why thrust? sry not good with chainweaponms
ngl i enjoy the skibidi toilet series
This trailer is freaky asf
prob because i enjoy some sfm
Gets you a lot of free one shots
I vibe with it
what trailer?
gamescom
Itll let you one shot a lot of stuff p easily
send me a link or smth
Search up gamescom on yt or twitch
Join us for the gamescom Opening Night Live, hosted by Geoff Keighley, as we officially kick off gamescom in Cologne, Germany. Tune in for exclusive first lo...
Ok so thrust and then get the skullcrusher to tier 4?
GAMESCOM?
Legit no one aplauded
meant slaughterer
I don't think Germans know about goats
ngl i dont watch E4
Germans when another farming sim is anounced
Slaught or headtaker works
E3 is dead
goat simulator
any simulator game
@spare talon persona 3
Thoughts on this combo
Holy shit someone get cole in here
Hold up
NOOOOOO
What for p3
FUCK OFF JOKER YOU FLIRT WITH YOYR SISTER
Lmaoio
they remade persona?
Persona 3
omg yamato is this you on the stage
And already a new expansion for it
god i hope they remade a alien vs predator game
DYING LIGHT LETS GOOOO
Is it the hunter game mode?
hory shit it is dying light
Lmao
dont make me send it
THE BEAST
Wait
Yeah baby hunter mode is back
WHAT
KYLE CRANE??????
LETS GOOOO
THE FUCK
Which one?
WE ARE BACK BABY
They just confirmed hes a pseudo zombie
Taiwan number 1!!!!!!!!!!!!
elden ring?
Wukong
monke
When will he go super saiyan??????
dude its sekirao
Prob the one with HT but I would get rid of either when you choose one
Wouldn't!
Fucking autocorrect
make me think of azura wrath
SPARKING ZERO
omg new dragonball z game
I'm not an authority on chaxes so like take my opinion with a grain of salt
shi I gotta roll up while watching that frfr
But you want ht on chaxes iirc
👌
god the cutscene look sucky
Beat his ass
Was that janemba???
o god
looks decent
Jumoscare
I hate Sonys gifs
not actual gameplay
Which sucks since GoT is peak
is that battle royal
This is gonna be amazon slop
the mobile game
Gameshow game
Oh
Either it's ass or great
Its a fall guys clone
Only two ways about it
lmao
look like the toe game
This game would've been peak in 15
at least the song is peak
Im not gonna play an amazon game
I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY KOM
They fucking killed him
license music i swear
bread music
this dude is such a meme
who?
Getting hi fi rush vibes and I fuck with that
the guy on the stage
when are we getting magfed shotgun
yapping
Geoff spending 15 minutes kissing kojima's ass (kojima isnt even at the event)
man is not cookin
This guy staring into the camera is really unsettling
Sorry we need to put subway surfers on the screen for you
CUMBOT?
Combot is a fucking tekken character lmfaooo
the pitch suck
oh
i like the styling
That little bastard stole his arm
look like those mobile game
pls fall into a volcano
I'm immune
doesn't matter
This looks kinda boring ngl
Nuhuh
yuhuh
You a square
Pentagon
Gen z parents
You alr know this is gonna be ass
prolly
ok when is the plot twist
what
where is the death coming
Did you know
The fucking what game
explain pls
that vaporeon
What was the name again
The twist is aliens
life is strange?
sparking zero
life is strange?
Nah im mistaking it for some other slop game
They look so generic they blend together
oh no a church
Dead island 2
what
No more room in hell
Oh
Fuck yeah
looks interesting
wheres my french game
atlest its not open world
generation zero?
Timesplitters?
Ark raiders
Ark deez
Oh god please don't be an extraction shooter
dats the trailer?
OMG
Do they want another mmo?
Peak already
I LOVE THE MUSIC
That would directly compete with the first descendant
Banger music
NIKKI
lol
100/10 peak
was that boss fight?
Let's go
Peak is coming in 20 days
wait
didnt i see the LOL game from years ago?
That was something
i saw that game years ago
No please
i swear
No poe
Early access
owo waddis
why was there a monkey
is it a dlc or smth
A sequel
i swear i saw path of exile 2 years ago
It said path of exile 2
Istg PoE is just 1
Dying light the beast is dlc
Lame
DUNE
Please please please
So a dune rpg?
seem like a survival
Holy shit that harkonen character is evil looking
feel like rust
Its an mmo?
Yeah
wheres the clip of them getting raided
At least that's what they said
Its gonna be so mid
But it doesn't look like it.plays like one
Planetside 2 meet rust 
dude the worm is a nuke
Wait and see type of game
No aplause lmao
Peak has arrived
Oh god
I thought bandai namco was the publisher for little nightmares
No it seems like little nightmares 3
wait why is there voice?
Told you
Ok
is there a conference going on
omg voice acting?
Gamescom
is Todd Howard there ?
Little nightmares is published by bandaj
What blitz do you usually run with martyrdom?
gamescom stream
theres a women
There is a Bethesda part
Idk if it's gonna be here.today but the next couple of days
god fucking dammit
i love when he talks about skyrim
Will have them
why is genshin impact here
Goofy little Lama in the background
dude there was like dino
They made peru into a game <3
IS SHE USING A SHARK AS A SKATEBOARD
no valve at gamescom cam on ya dogs announce deadlock already i dare u
Anounces half life 3 instead
god i wanna try out deadlock
i alrady have 18 hours in ur unannounced game
but i dont wanna play those kind of game
I got invited but never accepted
MONSTER
get fucking moving
FINALLY
HUNTER
wheres ace combat you bitch
This dude is a hammer main
Nihon
Konichiwa
desu
Ima wa nihongo des
what
Oh god this trailer is gonna be gas
would fuck
LETS.FUCKIMG GOOOO
This looks so fucking good
It's the sns monster
Yup flagship time
Did I just hear the fuckin drifter
god i wish the monster hunter movie was this good
sm2 or i'm sending them a bomb (in minecraft)
The trailer already appeared
it's so peak..........
was it new ?
Nah
Yea
MEAT
Just accollades
Ok someone's lying here
PEAK
We got actual meals back
what am i lookin at
Goon
O MEIN GOD
Mf theyre staring at me
see this, the east has fallen

Oh this game
ARMOR CORE
millions must be degenerates online
Mecha break
is this a OW style gundamn game?
They def took alot of inspiration from armored core
Nah it's an arena shooter
god i wish
Gundam/ac
THAT WAS ALLMIND WITH THE SEA SPIDERS
IT WAS???
Didnt you see
armor core DLC???
Augh
Nahh
a classic
They def havr ti have gotten inspiratiob
gotta love a classic
A good puzzle game is always apreciated
agreed
This art style is so nice
book reading games
(i dont play puzzle game)
FUCK
Damn
ok im back
NETFLIX GAMES EXCLUSIVE
oi dont talk shit about my snootgame
Way to absolutely kill your game
shit was to slow and u guys were ahead 
Civ 7 let's go baby
i said nerd games not degenerate games
Good old civ
OI
its not degeneracy by that much
iz good story
Civ is goated
You fucking baiters let me see
i remember reading civ vi news while i was shitting my guts out at a hotel
I NEEDD IT
history repeats itself
Simply releases a good strategy game and nothing else
paris?
Civ is 4x right?
French army will be farmers with manure
that or napoleon army

was that a soviet tank
Watching the medieval city get nuked
yeah, rts's are better imo
they added the soviet?
Gandhi inc
or just play sins of a solar empire 2 and get 4x and rts at the same time
Todd get the FUCK OUTFA HERE
imagine if they made a warmonger ghandi skin
lmao
Todd has arrived
What black magic did they use to make vehicles work in the gamebryo engine
TEC my belvoed
Hollywood scream 
brother is fucking vibing
no
I wonder if modders can reverse engineer car mechanics
I love the robot companion that's about it
just play no man sky
mmmh capeshit
Netease
o god
rip
is it the mobile game
Wa-can-da
No

its a mobile game innit
It's on steam
Yeah baby winter soldier
They doing a whole yakuza intro
Hi there doom
where is jeff the shark
i demand jeff the shark
KCD2 please
Yes please
is there dead pool
It's awesome
Probably
plant some specific plants
DP and wolverine have been leaked
Go look at the artist for the gears. He literally modeled them off of himself.
why are they leaking
Peak gamin. Plant trees
bro wadafuk is going on
Yeah erm plastic cup company i want 500k cups
Say gex
Actual gem of a dude
The UN
why are they talking about the antichrist's cohorts
yap yap yap
Dont look up the stuff their soldiers do on "peace missions"
ah yes the gock
you mean the glock
I hope they show more doom
I'm not doing the UN bit, until I get my bachelor and get paid for it 
vice chairman
tencent?
TENCENT GSMES LMFAO
I think
great leader
UN in a nutshell
yeah sure bud
China famously enviromentally aware country
God bless Taiwan
omg we can vote
Voting for wilds
wait what
deadpool?
deadpool is on stage no way
omg is this really tim
The deadpool game that was delisted?
Shit blur studio
Jeff
Jeff is a real dude
damn deadpool is lookin wack therse days
Oh yeah
never met a jeff ever
Secret level is doing a warhammer episode
Mah nam jeff
Gambit was great
''we could not agree agree more''
Thank you Channing
''i cry a lot''
Bros built and has emotions
This dude has stage fright 100%
is the lad ok
Peak man right here
Meh amazon
mamazon
Oh damn
please tell me its like astartes
glory to jeff bezos
Sifu short
Wait shit
Oh hey keanu
o ey kratos
Aint no one watching a concord short lmfao
ok this looks good but only because i trust them thx to love death and robot

fun rts?
Age of mythology 2 i thonk
thonk these nuts
whats that game where you can abuse your god pet
and or abuse the people
Welcome back dragon's crown
Eday trailer was amazing
F towerborne, when Bloodborne ? 
a guy made bloodborne playable on pc
battlefield but good
Gator
What the gator doing
DARK TIDE
battlefield?
edf?
Still needs work tho
This looks so cheesy lmao
let's go
I love my US army sponsored video games
but the hope is there
finally
KINGDOM COME
Im ungry
GOD I LOVE MORDHAU
hi ungry
Theres like 2 huge areas
i love that glove armleady
plz have a good launch plzpzlzpzlzpl
gold trimming
Bohemian paradise and the big city
the music is nice


