#zealot-class

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coarse birch
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your laughing

royal vortex
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what part of it is a bit

coarse birch
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your not doing this to me

spare talon
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theyre really good imo
but i dont like the taste of actual onion rings

frozen glen
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hes gonna go yro'ue

coarse birch
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no he will go y'roue

rocky nacelle
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yo’reue

frozen glen
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hes been using that one but he misplaced the apostrophe

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is this another layer of his humour

modern lintel
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Onions give you powers beyond comprehension

royal vortex
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there is no bit

coarse birch
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thats not the bit i was referring to

ornate bone
royal vortex
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what bit could u possibly be referring to

frozen glen
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he was confused about the chairs not the funyuns

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but u kept implying he was confused about the funyuns

royal vortex
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impossible

frozen glen
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im going to jeff the kill you

royal vortex
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i read this way different before i comprehended the individual words

coarse birch
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either joshos chair is just obliterated by his sitting positions and he wont admit it or hes trying to annoy me again

royal vortex
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i was very lost

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what does chair obliteration have to do with the chair covering up the hole

coarse birch
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because you replaced the chair

royal vortex
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that was a while ago

rocky nacelle
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😱

coarse birch
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so did you replace the chair before the desk

royal vortex
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of course

coarse birch
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why would you replace the chair if you wanted to cover up the hole

royal vortex
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desk follows chair in matters of refinement

coarse birch
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that was the idea behidn keeping the desk

royal vortex
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the chair isnt my chair anymore it's ted's

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he has claimed it

coarse birch
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ah so you gave the old chair to ted

ornate bone
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is this ted in the room with us right now

coarse birch
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and kept a new chair

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and also replaced your desk

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ted is 100% in the room

royal vortex
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ted is in the room with me exclusively

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he is sleeping fatly

coarse birch
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how does one sleep fatly

royal vortex
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with great heft

coarse birch
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i refer to a earlier message

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i take back a previous message

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temporarily

royal vortex
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he pondered it and realized my point

coarse birch
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i did not ponder

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i replied immediately

royal vortex
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epiphanies do not have a set time duration

coarse birch
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you implied a certain amount of time was taken

royal vortex
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i am an exceptionally fast ponderer

coarse birch
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oh my fault

frozen glen
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he is one of the best ponderers

coarse birch
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ill just know you were talking about your definition next time

frozen glen
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no one ponders better than him

north sedge
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ted is sleeping quite gayly im hearing

royal vortex
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gay gay gay

rocky nacelle
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is fatly just code for gay

royal vortex
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FAT

coarse birch
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GUCK ME

north sedge
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when stan's involved

visual stream
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Fat and gay

ivory marlin
ornate bone
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Apparently my HUD is gone

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I wonder which mod broke now

north sedge
ornate bone
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they whitewashed bro

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skull emoji

visual stream
placid fiber
north sedge
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Stan mixed them up once

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Not even a typo, it was in voice

ornate bone
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Jabba the Hutt

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or as he's known in Britain

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Gabba the Cunt

spare talon
rocky nacelle
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unkillable knock every walker back and get a million toughness from momentum

obsidian prairie
obsidian prairie
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We live in hell

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I hate vets

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The other one has specialists on his fucking power sword

rocky nacelle
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I hate that this looks like one of my bricked knives (except mine has good stats)

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also uh interesting setup on vet knife

fleet zealot
visual stream
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Or was the carapace just 100% useless

north sedge
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i mean it's dead regardless without thrust

visual stream
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Oh yeah true

fleet zealot
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finally get puncture on bolt pistol

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it's t3

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yiepee

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yipee

ornate bone
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real

rose granite
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the emperor protected this guy

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maybe a little more than he should’ve

nimble fiber
obsidian prairie
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Just outkilled 3 vets at both melee and ranged

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2 had powerswords

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(was ogryn)

visual stream
obsidian prairie
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Karsolas and Achlys stubber

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They had a fucking plasma and bolter magdumper

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I should not be winning on both fronts

visual stream
# spare talon

Randoms' builds give me aneurysms until I realize how a less than informed person might consider making a build

golden hearth
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whats the recommended brauto variant for zealot

visual stream
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Two wounds for one talent point sounds good at a glance from a beginner's view

rocky nacelle
# spare talon

Man swift certainty AND the left IJ node, this guy is on to something

obsidian prairie
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I don't look at random trees

golden hearth
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and is there any reason to do infantry autogun over brauto

obsidian prairie
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only weapons

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saves my sanity

visual stream
rocky nacelle
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Same cannco

visual stream
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You can change a tree with knowledge

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If you blunder a weapon's two slots then that's a perfectly fine weapon dumpster'd

obsidian prairie
heady axle
visual stream
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Bricked

heady axle
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it is pretty funny to see stat like this though

visual stream
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You should buy it

heady axle
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already did

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peddler giving good deal today

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now time to farm for plas steel again

visual stream
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Peddler is so much cooler than Milk and it's not even close

heady axle
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curios gacha just drain too much plassteel

clear knot
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Curios can have all three of their subperks changed when crafting update happens

rocky nacelle
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Finally

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stamina maxxing

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with the last perk being toughness regen

placid fiber
placid fiber
placid fiber
# obsidian prairie only weapons

I do that, so I can see if there's a weapon I can compliment. I'd rather spare myself the pain of looking at what they are bringing talent-wise. <.<

placid fiber
warm rapids
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AIght call me crazy but what is the best dump stat for chaxe mk12

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well best stats

placid fiber
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defences

fleet zealot
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mobility dumped

warm rapids
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what to look for and what to avoid

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bet

placid fiber
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Oh, mobiltiy my bad

warm rapids
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what if i cant getthe chaxe above 500 on a gold

fleet zealot
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mobility and defense

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can both be dumped

warm rapids
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is that okay?

fleet zealot
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don't care4 about total score

placid fiber
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Still... giving yourself more mobility isn't bad, since that affects dodge distance and the dodge distance is cancer on the chain axe

warm rapids
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Ooh ok

fleet zealot
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DOnt' care about total score it's not vt2

obsidian prairie
fleet zealot
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high damage, high pen, high shredder, 2 good perks, thrust+slaught or ht

warm rapids
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I swear fo fuckin god they need to give the chain axe crit chance and attack speed

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and new sound design

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sounds like im slapping people iwth a switch

north sedge
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It's not a crit weapon

fleet zealot
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as the resident chaxe addict since preorder beta

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firstly, if you want attack speed, momentum and martyrdom is right there, as well as fotf

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it doesn't need crit it's not a crit weapon and it doesn't need to be, not every weapon should revolve around crit

rocky nacelle
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Nope only crit exists what else is zealot used for

spare talon
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only crit exists

misty mason
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I've been playing psyker since the crit/chastise nerf

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Too much fun sucked out of my build

fleet zealot
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sucked right out

spare talon
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oh btw what do you want on the xiiig chainsword again

fleet zealot
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honestly

rocky nacelle
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R u still get

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Vet

spare talon
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this isnt for me im looking at what my friend is using

red swift
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combination of shred, rampage, and/or bloodletter

obsidian prairie
spare talon
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was it this one or the other one that wanted some sort of cleave

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vet

rocky nacelle
# spare talon

Honestly I’d just swap perks but that’s cause I’m a freak who likes bloodletter

obsidian prairie
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Then Wrath or Savage Sweep

hushed knoll
rocky nacelle
misty mason
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In another meeting Stan

red swift
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I dont think either chainswords need cleave blessings

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Just get power and crit

misty mason
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Do you want to do my sprint retrospective for me?

hushed knoll
red swift
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that chainsword will be light spamming hordes anyway

hushed knoll
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Huh

red swift
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just keep sprint efficiency and get flak perk it's not bad

fleet zealot
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for zealot they can prob do without cleave

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but on psyker or vet

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imo they need sweep/wrath depending on variant

misty mason
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I had a weird burger the other day Stan

fleet zealot
red swift
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vet and scriers psyker get high base crit as well

misty mason
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It was a crumbed/fried maccaroni&cheese patty, with smoked brisket and bacon jam on a brioche bun

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It was tasty, but I could feel my arteries hardening with every bite

obsidian prairie
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Vets I fucking swear

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Zealots too

misty mason
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le mao

obsidian prairie
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And the ogryn has Terrifying barrage MODDED onto a kickback

fleet zealot
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the gun that suppresses everything in a mile radius

misty mason
spare talon
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GOD this vet build is fun

visual stream
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mine now

misty mason
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Was breddy gud, alot of food tho

fleet zealot
spare talon
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with knife and voc

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im legit playing zealot at this point

misty mason
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There's a burger festival going on in my city at the mo, so trying a bunch of burgs

grizzled aspen
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A what?

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A "burger festival?"

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Where do I sign up?

misty mason
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Well its a food festival, but the first few weeks are dedicated to burgers

lusty oar
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weeks

misty mason
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Oh this is the last week D:

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I need to go to the Belgian place and get the chicken burger with cherry and cheese fondue

grizzled aspen
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Woah woah woah...

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"Chicken burger?"

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Are we talking about the same thing anymore?

misty mason
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I'm not american, so yes I use normal people language to describe a chicken burger

grizzled aspen
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Chickens...

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Can't be made into burgers.

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That isn't how that works.

ornate bone
grizzled aspen
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Unless some mad lad is actually grinding up chicken the same way you grind up beef.

ornate bone
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NO CAP

ornate bone
fleet zealot
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my city has a place that won some proper award burgers

misty mason
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This is the burger Im lookin at

ornate bone
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BORGAR

misty mason
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borgar keeng

lusty oar
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i’d call that a chicken sandwich using burger buns if i was pedantic

misty mason
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It's an American thing

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The rest of the world calls it a burger

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Dunno what Canada does

grizzled aspen
ornate bone
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I suddenly have no idea what a hamburger is anymore

grizzled aspen
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Burgers are called burgers because they're made out of burger meat.

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Like, beef.

ornate bone
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Huh

lusty oar
misty mason
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I think realistically the key distinction is whether its served hot or cold

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If someone offered me a chicken sandwich I'd assume it was shredded/smoked chicken and would be cold

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If it was a burger, I'd assume it was hot

lusty oar
grizzled aspen
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No...

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The distinction is that one is a chicken sandwich, and the other is an actual beef patty burger.

misty mason
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Metre? WTF are you talking about, that's 3.28 feet

modern lintel
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Chicken burger is not reql

misty mason
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Basically this conversation haha

grizzled aspen
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No, again.

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Two completely different words.

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The kicker here is context.

misty mason
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And again, it is an Americanism to call that a chicken sandwich

grizzled aspen
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If I'm rooting around in my refridgerator and I ask if you want a chicken sandwich, then you can assume it's a cold cut sandwich.

misty mason
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This is not a debate, it is a fact haha

grizzled aspen
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But if I'm using my oven, you can assume it's a hot sandwich.

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Either way, it isn't a burger.

modern lintel
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If its minced chicken formed into a patty i might see it as burger but if its just straight chicken on bread sandwich

misty mason
grizzled aspen
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To be a burger, it has to be beef.

modern lintel
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I mean their are turkey burger which is ground turkey

ornate bone
grizzled aspen
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I will slay you for such sacrilege.

misty mason
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This is literally an option at a burger festival

grizzled aspen
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That's like suggesting turkey bacon.

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Turkey bacon isn't real.

naive stirrup
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emperor's gift moment

modern lintel
misty mason
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All chicken, all burgers

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Yeah that's what I've been saying

grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
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Anywho, I think the problem here is that Europeans see it's served on a hamburger bun and automatically dub it a hamburger.

misty mason
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It is an exclusively American-english thing to get hung up whether it involves a minced patty to determine its burger status

grizzled aspen
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Because it isn't a burger...

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I don't see why you're not wrapping your head around this one.

misty mason
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Dont make me tap the sign

grizzled aspen
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Not beef = not a burger.

misty mason
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Because you are literally, categorically wrong

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That is not how language works

grizzled aspen
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It literally is???

misty mason
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It'd be like saying aluminum is the only correct spelling of aluminium

grizzled aspen
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You are speaking to me in English, yes?

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In English, a burger is made out of beef.

misty mason
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OK well you're welcome to that opinion, which is wrong haha

grizzled aspen
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If you have some other word in a different language, chances are it's probably an umbrella term for sandwich.

spare talon
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holy SHIT

ornate bone
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I make hamburgers with sandwich bread

spare talon
grizzled aspen
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And if it's a "burger" that isn't made out of beef, it's distinctively labelled as such.

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Like a "turkey burger."

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Because it isn't beef.

ornate bone
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So a chicken burger

grizzled aspen
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Well, yeah, but again, still not a proper burger.

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Hence the naming.

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Burger semantics aside...

ornate bone
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I will shit my pants and then make you wear them

grizzled aspen
onyx dust
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LFG, Just a flesh wound Penance?

modern lintel
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If its minced or ground meat its a burger if not sandwich like just putting an uncut piece of beef on a burger bun doesnt make it w burger

spare talon
modern lintel
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Evil veteran cole arc my plans come to fruition

modern lintel
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Now all you need is to embrace infiltrate to be slightly less evil

spare talon
spare talon
ornate bone
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tannerposting

modern lintel
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Im rlly suprised they havent nerfed it yet

spare talon
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i love offensively knocking the guy i wanna kill to the ground for a free stab

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also i can keep scab packs grouped up with the knockback so the kraks collat them

modern lintel
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W infiltrate and low profile you can potentially hit 20 straight seconds of uninterrupted stabbing

fleet zealot
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low profile vet is so dumb but poxwalkers ignore it i think

spare talon
fleet zealot
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but it's stills strong asf

modern lintel
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Tru

ornate bone
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low profile is for sex not havers

spare talon
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VoC is honestly just more fun atm
despite it all

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goblino mode
schizomaxxing

fleet zealot
spare talon
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nvm

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voc doesnt stop your teammate fucking barreling you at the start of the game

lusty oar
fleet zealot
misty mason
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What happened to your spider toes stan

naive stirrup
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random queued with 2 slabs known as trundle the great and big gay al

obsidian prairie
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This actual individual

grizzled aspen
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I'm about to run a hhag with a gunker build.

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We will see how good/awful this is.

onyx dust
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Would anyone be willing to help me with a Pen?

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"Just a Flesh wound?"

spare talon
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@modern lintel decisions

spare talon
rocky nacelle
spare talon
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its only for the first shot

rocky nacelle
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well if its both ur ammo in the first shot no bad then

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how much crit rate

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w/out scattershot

spare talon
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10%
35 with crit on dodge

rocky nacelle
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then scatter would make it like 95 right at max stacks

spare talon
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yes

rocky nacelle
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hmm

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why not run that one then

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besides the 50 reload speed

ornate bone
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which men are you trying to stop

spare talon
ornate bone
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am dead

spare talon
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wep specialist

modern lintel
rocky nacelle
buoyant pewter
open pollen
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I just had a dream where FS released a new content update for Darktide, and one of the things they added was a system designed to "Identify underperforming players and gently encourage them to try lower difficulty settings"

In game, this consisted of fading the screen to black mid-match and displaying a paragraph of white text which would say

"You should consider playing on a lower difficulty level." followed by a sentence or two of technobabble talking about how impressive/difficult Auric was before quickly cutting back to the game.

For example:

"You should consider playing on a lower difficulty level. Auric operation level enemies have an impressive artificial intelligence that uses RADAR to triangulate your position at all times."

Another described the means to extract energy from a dying sun but only used acronyms, and didn't have anything to do with Darktide.

To make matters worse, no one knew what caused the game to think you need to be playing on a lower difficulty, so everyone was getting these kinds of messages every few minutes. And people were MAD about it. I was mad about it.

I recall someone saying "Why does it matter that the enemies know my position, I'm not trying to HIDE from them!?"

New map was aight though and they gave Ogryn a scythe.

buoyant pewter
golden hearth
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is triggering the dh and parrying it to death troll

open pollen
buoyant pewter
open pollen
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The first took place on a spooky blue and white map, and multiple folks here had similar dreams.

buoyant pewter
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Best dream ever

open pollen
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A damn good dream indeed.

modern lintel
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Not darktide related but i hade a dream my teeth fell out then the inside of my mouth looked like a geode

open pollen
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That sounds cool! Or terrible. What's your position on geodes?

modern lintel
grizzled aspen
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Honestly, hhag on gunker isn't that bad.

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Recons still reign supreme, imo, though.

buoyant pewter
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Imagine if auric had less enemies than normal, but the AI was actually like scary smart

onyx dust
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Rooms full of Ragers/ Crushers.

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Not smart. Just Stalinist

open pollen
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Imagine the AI used RADAR to triangulate your current position at all times.

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Spooky shit man

modern lintel
buoyant pewter
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Multiple snipers covering every angle of cover

grizzled aspen
buoyant pewter
modern lintel
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I reckon youd die fatassing a single doorway before them

open pollen
grizzled aspen
modern lintel
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Gunner do sort of prefire or suppress already for a short period

grizzled aspen
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Trappers running in gangs would also be scary.

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They would delay their shots to guarantee you get caught.

buoyant pewter
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Tox bombers and scab bombers throwing nades together in hallways

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The scariest of all

modern lintel
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Imagine if the heretics had the bright idea to make their walking suicide bombs not making a distinct noise

buoyant pewter
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Poxbursters…. Waiting

vestal pine
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when do snipers get those tempestus backpack batteries

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so that they can full auto their longlas

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:3

buoyant pewter
open pollen
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AI smart enough to use barrels to knock players off ledges

buoyant pewter
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Honestly the scariest part of that is that enemies could ignite barrels at all

vestal pine
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i saw a enemy get blasted by a gunner shooting barrel

buoyant pewter
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I have never seen an enemy ignite a barrel

open pollen
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A pack of muties staggering their charges to play permanent games of "Keep Away". A line of muties grabbing and tossing players to other muties, so on and so forth, until they can throw them off a ledge.

modern lintel
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I saw a snipet take out a gunner trapper and couple trash mobs in one shot once

buoyant pewter
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Snipers waiting to shoot until you’re in the air after a Mutie throw

open pollen
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"We updated the Auric Level enemy AI to put them on par with the Harlem Globetrotters"

vestal pine
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so basically they have to aim for you(teammate) and accidentally hit the barrel

buoyant pewter
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Snipers that could shoot grenades in the air making them do friendly fire

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Snipers with trophy systems

open pollen
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Bursters sneaking up on players, but instead of exploding they just keep making periodic ticking sounds to slowly drive them insane.

vestal pine
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annnnd most of them firing from shoulder position means that barrels basically dodge them always

vestal pine
buoyant pewter
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Just a constant ticking

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Ohhhh shit what if every poxwalker exploded in a mini burst

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More fun than scary

vestal pine
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oops all poxbursters

buoyant pewter
vestal pine
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tbh only reason that would be tolerable is that they dont do chipdamage like their bigger bros

buoyant pewter
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Yeah

vestal pine
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game is too melee oriented to make basic fodder enemies fucking annoying

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which is why most casual players hated the shooter buff

buoyant pewter
vestal pine
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you still deal with them as melee, ammo economy and all that

buoyant pewter
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Yeah true

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Oops! All daemonhosts

They basically litter the floor creating a very specific walkable path

spare talon
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they do not jump anymore tho, but still explode upon death

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and can do normal poxwalker attacks so they still pose somewhat of a threat

buoyant pewter
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Maelstrom where there’s a daemonhost that essentially acts like the malevolent spirit from chaos wastes in vt2

obsidian prairie
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That would be neat if it replaced boss spawns and increased their frequency

buoyant pewter
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Yeah

obsidian prairie
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like you have to fight a nerfed daemonhost 4 times a mission

polar nexus
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🤔

spare talon
polar nexus
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it's a chicken burger

grizzled aspen
spare talon
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it has a chick fil a
chicken sandwich in the picture

grizzled aspen
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Chicken burgers are NOT real burgers!

modern lintel
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Chicken sandwich spotted

grizzled aspen
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You shouldn't even be calling them a burger in the first place!

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They're sandwiches!

spare talon
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from what im reading

spare talon
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the difference between a chicken sandwich and a chicken burger is if the meant is whole or ground

distant galleon
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I mean is a burger NOT a type of sandwich?

polar nexus
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first comment says it all

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yeah, for me it's the buns that make it a burger, not the patty

grizzled aspen
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The conundrum from that reddit post depends on the restaurant serving it.

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Burger King, known for selling burgers, would market it as such.

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And thats all well and good, it's a burger with a chicken fillet on it.

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But if a restaurant was known for selling chicken, it'd be a chicken sandwich with a burger patty.

spare talon
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chick fil a advertises it as a chicken sandwich

grizzled aspen
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And yeah, I noted the bun argument a while ago.

modern lintel
grizzled aspen
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They are served on hamburger buns, typically.

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But that doesn't make it a burger.

placid fiber
spare talon
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so does every other place that serves a whole piece of chicken as the meat between bread

placid fiber
grizzled aspen
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It's like the chicken and the egg argument.

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Except this time we know which came first.

polar nexus
grizzled aspen
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The buns were named after the patty.

grizzled aspen
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Anywho, we've found the conclusion. Europeans are taking yet another L.

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Burgers are made of beef. Throwing anything on a hamburger bun doesn't make it a burger.

polar nexus
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i am fine with the explanation

grizzled aspen
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Glad we can agree.

misty mason
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Literally just America that does this

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Not "Europeans"

polar nexus
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Lots of people in Murica tho

misty mason
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Literally the entire anglosphere except America

lusty oar
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i have now learned about the word beefburger

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i will now pour tea into a lake

grizzled aspen
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Uh huh, just more people that are wrong, then.

polar nexus
misty mason
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wat

modern lintel
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Who wouldve thought the whole anglosphere was wrong

misty mason
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Fourth in line to become Burger King?

misty mason
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The true burger-etymology crime you should be paying attention to is in Australia

polar nexus
misty mason
#

Ask them what they call Burger King over there

polar nexus
#

and that was ten years ago

misty mason
#

Fucken Hungry Jack's

polar nexus
#

Have you tried Ferg my dear neighbor?

misty mason
#

Ye

#

Ferg Burger you mean?

polar nexus
#

Yeah

#

i ate it on the fuckin' beach too

#

it was sunny, it was good

#

my god the wait

misty mason
#

Yeah Queenstown is gr8, except it has now become so pricy

#

And that's by NZ standards where everything is too pricy

polar nexus
#

so so so pricy lol

misty mason
#

Ding dang Peter Tiel wanted to build mansion there by the lake and got rejected lmao

modern lintel
#

NZ isnt a real place

polar nexus
#

well I am used to NC so that was not a big difference tbh

#

i was not shocked that my 20 days trip in the South cost us quite a lot

misty mason
#

Has all the hooplah calmed down in NC?

polar nexus
#

yeah kinda

misty mason
#

Yeah hadn't heard anything for awhile so I somewhat assumed no news is good news

polar nexus
#

there's still a curfew and bottle shops have just reopened

misty mason
#

Did you wind up dipping out in the end?

polar nexus
#

yeah but rn people get unemployment benefits...

#

let's talk again 3 months from now

#

the wall is coming hard and fast

misty mason
#

Oh the govt is wanting to cut off the benefit?

polar nexus
#

also, they sent like 3000 police officers + armed forces

#

they won't stay forever

polar nexus
misty mason
#

Ah

polar nexus
#

so it will end a some point

polar nexus
misty mason
#

Oh true

polar nexus
#

i'll be living in Italy with my wife

misty mason
#

O nice

#

What region?

polar nexus
#

Rome

misty mason
#

Jesus, thats gonna be a gear shift

polar nexus
#

yeah going from an Island of 200k people to a city of 2 to 3 millions

misty mason
#

I hope you're doing your hand warm ups now

open pollen
#

ME: Worried talking about a darktide dream I had might be seen as off topic.

Zealot-chat: Chickn Borger.

polar nexus
#

Me and Dan: talking about things in the Pacific

#

Zealot-chat: silently wondering if that's in the US

misty mason
#

...
North Carolina?
...

polar nexus
#

Queenstown, ML?

misty mason
#

Do they speak a native language in NC as well, or just French?

polar nexus
#

French is the official language but you have a looooooot for dialects

misty mason
#

Funnily enough, english technically isn't an official language of NZ

polar nexus
#

whattt?

misty mason
#

It is the defacto language

#

So like everything is English

#

But legally speaking we have two official languages, Maori and NZ Sign Language

polar nexus
#

TIL

misty mason
#

For all intents and purposes English is an official language though

#

TBH most Kiwi's don't even know that tidbit haha

polar nexus
#

that's crazy lol

#

since the 19th century France has fought hard to make French the only official language

rocky nacelle
#

i can eat a kiwi whole

misty mason
#

Yeah I think it's a relic of Maori not being an official language until - I assume - the 80s?

#

Lemme check

polar nexus
#

my grandma could not speak her ''patoi'' at school

polar nexus
#

even though that was what was spoken at home

misty mason
#

Yeah 1987

#

So we just didn't have an official language until then

polar nexus
#

T_T

misty mason
#

And they didn't feel they needed to make english one, cause it was what everyone already spoke

modern lintel
misty mason
#

kiwis aren't that small mang

modern lintel
#

Big fan of guava

rocky nacelle
#

the kiwis I ate were small

misty mason
rocky nacelle
#

also melk lowkey has something decent for once

#

not bad milk

modern lintel
#

Mk3 stinky alert

rocky nacelle
#

uhm I have a good mk6 too 🤓

modern lintel
#

Explode

rocky nacelle
#

but they gutted my beloved shortcut into overhead

frosty herald
rocky nacelle
#

no fucking way

vestal pine
#

mcguffin

modern lintel
#

Im curious to try manstopper for lawbringer on zealot

rocky nacelle
#

yea lmfao

vestal pine
#

mr mcguffin

rocky nacelle
#

funny meme on dragons breath

vestal pine
#

i also like thatt his fucking flower pokemon was a actual form

#

:/

rocky nacelle
#

holy shit good thing I copped that

#

shop changed in my face

modern lintel
#

I hate all the auto shotty besides law for some reason

rocky nacelle
#

the default law feels like an uhhh

#

payday 2 shotgun

#

tbh

#

i like it I just dont use it

vestal pine
#

m1014?

modern lintel
#

I fucked w the goat simulator secondary shotgun one payday hard

vestal pine
#

idk reload needs a bit quicker

#

or actual magfed shotgun for normal ops

#

pls

#

well all the other shotty is either duck shooting gun with slug or a pump with fire

rocky nacelle
modern lintel
#

Also i may have been braind dead playing w sociopath deck w i think the queenswrath i never rlly try harded on payday 1 tapping dozers w claymore was funny tho

gilded lintel
#

This worth snatching despite the missing dodge?

vestal pine
modern lintel
#

No no it was like a stockless pump

vestal pine
#

so 1/4

#

and you already have headtaker

#

you could try to keep it for the itemization

#

get mobility up to 51 and then hange out 3 stuff

modern lintel
#

Unarmored isnt entirely cooked for tax axes idont think

vestal pine
#

i guess

#

but even then its 2/4

rocky nacelle
#

iirc taxes like either unarmored or infested

#

forgot which one

vestal pine
#

limbsplitter and wp damage isnt the good ones there

vestal pine
#

been a while

gilded lintel
#

I coulda sworn you run unarmored for scab bruiser breakpoint

spare talon
#

keet would know

#

was talking about perk breakpoints earlier on the taxe

modern lintel
gilded lintel
#

Dang what is with the shops this evening. I just logged in to check what was on offer

vestal pine
#

ithica

#

yay

#

it hits hard

vestal pine
modern lintel
#

Wow a perfectly good weapon would be a shame if some foul tech priest bricked it

gilded lintel
#

I just checked my vet and

rocky nacelle
#

good shops for us tonight

#

I get flechette

spare talon
vestal pine
#

that looks fineish until DS

#

:3

modern lintel
#

Guh

modern lintel
#

Why do i get back to my desk and my spotify is playing gooseworx

spare talon
#

this is the absolute worst hadron has ever fucked me

#

literal perfect weapon

modern lintel
#

Its not even clown ppl its fucking snow miser

rocky nacelle
#

lmfao

#

most brain rot ive heard is the world revolving x tadc

modern lintel
#

Love crack miser

rocky nacelle
#

thank god my fellow rejects are taking bricks

#

instead of me

polar nexus
#

that would be better with a 7...

modern lintel
#

Also just realized the knife iv been using on vet for like 4 months HAS 64 PEN im cooked

polar nexus
#

pa + h1 is not the same on the mk2

modern lintel
#

Basically

gilded lintel
#

I used to run a terrible knife for knife zealot just because I couldn't find a better one

placid fiber
placid fiber
#

but the damage on that is sadge

gilded lintel
#

I pretty much relied on blazing piety crit bleed stacking

modern lintel
#

Think 42 mobility on knife is cooked

modern lintel
placid fiber
polar nexus
#

Soon

median steeple
#

I hope it explodes

open pollen
cloud stump
#

what are the chances of getting all 100s on an item

modern lintel
#

535 was old 512 is new maybe downgrade

polar nexus
cloud stump
#

i have no idea

median steeple
#

I keep forgetting to make a chain axe build

modern lintel
#

Took me 700k dockets and 6k steel but im ok w this

#

300 kills away from purge the heretic 5

placid fiber
#

Well with 2 health curios and 1 toughness curio I can get 184 toughness with 493 health... I feel like a zealot with more health like this lol

modern lintel
#

Queueing a maelstorm w a smite psyker w fire staff and a blue dclaw how long does he make itb

placid fiber
knotty aurora
#

Why does everyone think uncanny strikes good

placid fiber
#

because it lets you murdicate crushers...?

spare talon
#

cuz it is a basically free 100% rending buff

#

which means youre ignoring all armor damage reductions

placid fiber
#

^

#

Seeing the zealot with the knife killing groups of crushers before a rashad can kill 1 is funny as well

knotty aurora
#

Except if you do things right you already kill it thru armor

#

Bleed stacks is a lot less situational and good all around

placid fiber
#

Unless you mean flesh tearer then you're doing yourself more harm then good

#

since the knife does insane weakspot damage

spare talon
#

RENDING BUFFS BLEED

placid fiber
#

^

#

That too

placid fiber
#

I don't even play the knife, but, I know that much

astral bobcat
#

Don't suppose someone has a knife zealot build handy? 👀 I'm only assuming they're still decent

placid fiber
#

As long as you know what you're doing and you don't suck like a lot of randos do it is lol

#

I don't have a knife build handy, tho. I don't run the knife, since my bad aim is rough on it to begin with

spare talon
knotty aurora
#

I was mainly talking about dealing with non specialists

copper hawk
#

since so many weapons struggle against armor

placid fiber
copper hawk
#

it can downgrade a bosses armor level lol

#

bleed stacks are super situational

spare talon
#

not only does rending from uncanny strike buff that damage up to full for flak, unyielding, and carapace
it also does the same for every other attack
plus with uncanny strike at t4 will also give a bit of a damage bonus past the 100% rending threshold

knotty aurora
copper hawk
#

i don't understand where this like love of bleed comes from even like

spare talon
placid fiber
#

It doesn't matter if you are talking trash, elites, specials, or monsters... you want weakspot hits with the knife

copper hawk
#

like back in the day

spare talon
#

????????????????

placid fiber
copper hawk
#

yah it nearly triples your power

spare talon
#

3x damage is bad?

copper hawk
#

you can one shot crushers on psyker w a dueling sword iv

#

w uncanny

#

uncanny is nuts

spare talon
#

and if it crits its 6x damage?

copper hawk
#

where do ppl like get this info from

fleet zealot
copper hawk
#

we need to fight this misinfo final boss

fleet zealot
#

And will never admit they are wrong

copper hawk
#

it's just nuts man

spare talon
#

knife is NOT a bleed weapon
you do NOT get your damage from bleed with it

copper hawk
#

bleed is rlly just to proc stuff honestly

#

more things bleeding more crits more cdr

lusty oar
copper hawk
#

more chances for cdr anyways

fleet zealot
#

Bleed exists to enable scourge except scourge enables itself

#

If you want bleed you go uncanny flesh tearer and that’s the best you can do and i’ll live with that, dots are cool

wicked slate
#

OP still broken for the flamer?

copper hawk
#

38

#

mods

placid fiber
spare talon
wicked slate
#

*sigh

fleet zealot
#

Someday it will be fixed

#

Lacerate is like, a striaght dps loss

copper hawk
#

why is someone an uncanny youtuber

fleet zealot
#

From not hitting the head

copper hawk
#

there's so much data on the game

rocky nacelle
#

tanner's strongest warrior has made his way into psyker and the zealot chat

placid fiber
#

sigh I might try learning the knife some on my 2nd zealot since I already have a nice knife...

copper hawk
#

u can like just look somewhere

#

and see that ur wrong

fleet zealot
#

(They told me lacerate was bad and uncanny was good)

polar nexus
#

uncanny is good, but you can do without it

rocky nacelle
#

ok time to try out HSword

polar nexus
#

especially on zealot

fleet zealot
#

Yes

#

He is coming from psyker chat and is referring to dueling swords

polar nexus
#

oh yeah i was talking about the cb

fleet zealot
#

Which don’t have crit adms

polar nexus
#

i have never used a ds without uncanny tbh

placid fiber
#

@spare talon Hey Cole, how's this for a stamina curio? Just asking since I know you use them <.<

fleet zealot
#

It buffs the lights against flak a ton and it buffs the heavies enough to hit the 1.0 which normally stops at 0.8 it’s huge actually

placid fiber
#

Melk has that for my 2nd zealot

lusty oar
rocky nacelle
#

you specifically arent allowed to share your weapons

spare talon
#

so youd change the gunner to 20% and the revive to prolly stam regen

knotty aurora
#

I'll just have to test the blessings to confirm for myself

rocky nacelle
#

the confirm community

knotty aurora
#

I was just using riposte flesh tearer and haven't had any issues with hordes nor big enemies

#

But I'll try uncanny and see how that feels too

median steeple
spare talon
#

zealot can get enough crit chance innately from the skill tree to suppliment the crit chance

#

or you could go riposte uncanny for the raw damage

knotty aurora
#

The argument against uncanny I've heard is that it adds more dmg that you didn't need where it would've already killed stuff

#

Not saying it's valid, that's just what I heard

spare talon
#

thats the argument against bleed

#

uncanny is buffs against the things that take longer to kill

#

bleed is the opposite (without rending)

#

like the enemies that a proc of bleed stacks is most effective against are the weakest ones
that die in 1-2 light attacks to the head anyway

frosty herald
median steeple
#

Cinema

fleet zealot
median steeple
#

Also what's the best lasgun now?

#

I know the xii has been outclassed but like by which version

fleet zealot
#

Besides maniac, rending is going to boost your bleed damage a good amount for flak and unyielding and a massive amount for carapace

knotty aurora
#

I'm just trying to see if Tanner really is someone that knows what they're talking about and is outcast by everyone or if he doesn't know what he's talking about. I only recently got back into darktide and started doing the super high difficulties. I have seen youtubers in other games tell their viewers accurate information that ended up helping me loads more than what other people have said. I found his channel and thought his commentary was funny and his frustration as someone pissed off about bad gameplay rather than the commentator being the person with bad gameplay themselves.

#

Just trying not to be misinformed

fleet zealot
#

With scourge and piety you are already getting a ton of crit chance so you don’t need riposte to proc flesh tearer, because if things die before you can stack scourge you don’t need it anyways

knotty aurora
#

Making sure I do what gives me the most success in the game

obsidian prairie
#

Ignore them

spare talon
fleet zealot
placid fiber
knotty aurora
#

I'll just test out in a bunch of games with the different blessings and then I'll know the truth behind it

copper hawk
#

me thinks

copper hawk
#

with the full auto mod

#

it's brain dead

#

u melt everything

lusty oar
fleet zealot
#

He takes the “worst debate bro energy” you know and simply speaks louder and repeats himself more and more

spare talon
#

like he believes that weakpoint and crit damage as perks (10% increase) are good, despite the fact that they only buff the increase in damage of the hit, not the total damage, meaing youre dealing anywhere from 2-5% more damage which isnt enough on almost anything to kill something faster/in less swings or hits

fleet zealot
#

And since he has confidence, this makes him easily appealing to people who lack critical thinking

copper hawk
#

how ppl can like

copper hawk
#

believe some1 w/o evidence

broken walrus
#

Since we are on knives. Does anyone else have trouble mixing in the punch into heavy in combos? Feels like there is a delay after light attacks where I cant punch

fleet zealot
#

Tanner has done evidence before

knotty aurora
#

He's said evidence but if it's been wrong then that's why I'm being misinformed

fleet zealot
#

But it’s often skewed to fit what he wants to conclude

knotty aurora
#

And since I haven't actually looked into all these different blessings and tested them out since it's such a grind to get good blessings and weapons

#

I'm just making assumptions

obsidian prairie
knotty aurora
#

I guess yt recommended was screwing with me then

median steeple
#

I assume he exploded all over the place

modern lintel
#

Bro could not handle the specialist monstrosities

fleet zealot
#

Yt recommends for dt is pretty bad outside of you know, funny, with friends, casual etc etc

placid fiber
median steeple
fleet zealot
#

The meta vids are often just people repeating what they want to be true

knotty aurora
placid fiber
#

I would only go elsewhere to see how poor their choices are tbh <.<

fleet zealot
knotty aurora
#

Ah yeah my knife has that maxed

#

Catachan mark 4 or something, it has like a push stab

fleet zealot
#

Finesse can range from as low as 1.14 (114%) ogryn twin stubbers to as high as 3.1 (310%) on a 100% finesse combat blade iirc

placid fiber
open pollen
knotty aurora
#

370+ stats in attributes

obsidian prairie
#

The consistency of flak versus 10% of something that often never reaches 1.0 extra is a bit of a difference

fleet zealot
#

Unlike vt2 total stats dont matter

fleet zealot
#

It is basically just stat spread specifica

#

You want close as 80% as possible in damage related stats

knotty aurora
#

Then I tried doing it with the mark 3

fleet zealot
#

Knifes are notoriously a pain in the ass to roll because all but one stat helps with damage

knotty aurora
#

I put +25 percent dmg vs both armor types as the perks

#

And then I don't think I can remove flesh terror now 😦

#

I think it's locked in

obsidian prairie
#

What do you mean both armor types

knotty aurora
#

With riposte

#

Karapace armor flak armor

#

+25 percent dmg

obsidian prairie
#

FT riposte is

#

Not ideal

#

Bleed has terrible damage without rending, and isn’t much better with it

median steeple
#

At least you have riposte but like

#

Damn

knotty aurora
#

Rending does what again?

#

Is that the dmg thru armor?

#

Or is that penetration

fleet zealot
#

Weapons have adms on their swings

obsidian prairie
fleet zealot
#

Listed as a 1.0=100% effectiveness format

knotty aurora
#

Is weak spot critical hits by default ignoring armor or no

obsidian prairie
#

Nope

placid fiber
knotty aurora
#

Ah okay because that's what I thought happened

fleet zealot
# obsidian prairie

Also, the total rending bonus from sources on your character can’t exceed 100% either

obsidian prairie
#

Crits have better adm’s typically but usually not enough to offset attacking bad armor

knotty aurora
#

And was why uncanny strike was bad since armor was ignored anyway

fleet zealot
copper hawk
obsidian prairie
#

One of the best blessings

fleet zealot
#

And even if you have high adms, rending will still be converted to damage

median steeple
#

A stew perhaps

knotty aurora
#

So essentially, uncanny makes a zealot with a critical hit attack pierce through the armor damage reduction to the point it can 1 tap?

obsidian prairie
#

Knife can ignore it with Piety and riposte+precog due to its crit adm versus carapace being high enough to pass fine

fleet zealot
#

Dueling sword does not have crit adms, knife have crit adms all above 1.0/100%

obsidian prairie
median steeple
#

The absolute insanity that is adm calculations hurts my mind

obsidian prairie
#

Stacked rending gives full AP

knotty aurora
#

Oh is the +percent rending adding to the amount of armor

#

Oh wow

lusty oar
placid fiber
median steeple
#

Like no matter how many times it's explained I just don't get it

#

All I know is that it's good

fleet zealot
#

Ok weapons have armor penetration ratings listed in %s

ornate bone
#

OKAY SO

fleet zealot
#

As do damage overtime effects

knotty aurora
#

And you get all the stacks built up just by getting weak spot kills on hordes of infested right

median steeple
#

Fucking why does dot have armor pen

obsidian prairie
#

Against anything

knotty aurora
#

Weak spots being their squishy little heads :0

ornate bone
#

cuz if you bleed it clearly is from inside the armor

knotty aurora
#

Oh ok just hits

ornate bone
#

dumbass

fleet zealot
#

Rending will boost these additively until they are at 100% effectiveness,

placid fiber
median steeple
#

So instead of like 75% dmg getting through it's 100?

knotty aurora
median steeple
#

Been playing since the closed beta and I'm still mega stupid

fleet zealot
#

If an armor damage modifier (adm) is at or above 100% effectiveness, rending is converted to damage instead at 1/4th exchange rate

spare talon
#

additively up to 100%, greatly diminished beyond that
but it means youre dealing way more damage regardless

modern lintel
median steeple
#

Damn

fleet zealot
#

Also, fatshark applied a second limiter, a character cannot benefit/apply more than 100% rending bonus from blessings and talents

#

Meaning that t4 uncanny is mostly completely worthless compared to t3

knotty aurora
#

What is the misunderstanding tanner has about rending you think?

fleet zealot
modern lintel
#

Think he said it only applied to carapace and flak

knotty aurora
#

Which I've noticed at high difficulties is so many enemies in the game

median steeple
#

Thank you for this btw I've been trying to actually figure out the math side of things instead of just ape braining

fleet zealot
#

He used to come here every now and then and it often ended with him being clowned on so he stopped

knotty aurora
#

Do I dare show dms I had with him lol, probably can't here but can I dm someone

rocky nacelle
#

ok I tried out HSword

#

I like it

knotty aurora
#

I feel stupid falling into his misinformation

rocky nacelle
#

i need to throw myself into HISTG with HSword now

fleet zealot
#

Best to not engage

knotty aurora
#

A shame he was the first person I saw talking about high level gameplay

modern lintel
#

I mean hes not all misinformation but dont take it at face value either

median steeple
knotty aurora
#

Yeah just like a lot of things

open pollen
#

You know, for how popular the knives are, I am surprised I don't see more people complaining about their attacks sometimes not doing any damage.

knotty aurora
#

I just figured it mightve been a dbd kinda case where people argue against a playstyle that does work very well, despite it being frowned upon

placid fiber
knotty aurora
#

But nope

open pollen
#

I can't find this bug being reported elsewhere.

modern lintel
#

Might be skill issue

open pollen
#

So either I'm the only chappy who likes the special+charged sprinting heavy or I am bad at searching.

knotty aurora
#

Yeah, or maybe it works great for him personally or something

#

Maybe his teams carry him or he makes few mistakes to the point where he can't see his blessings saving him?

open pollen
modern lintel
placid fiber
knotty aurora
knotty aurora
#

And no one on his side lol

fleet zealot
#

I remember bug with channeling skills in another game

modern lintel
#

I dont mind him but he doubles down on odd things for no reason

open pollen
fleet zealot
#

Turned out my keyboard was loose

fleet zealot
open pollen
fleet zealot
#

Idk

median steeple
#

It's petty but he has a grating voice and attitude, especially noticed this during his update preview stream

fleet zealot
#

Im a ferret