#zealot-class

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hard nexus
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dw i’ll fuck up worse than you

polar nexus
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VHS user spotted

hushed knoll
polar nexus
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you're OLD Stan

hushed knoll
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I can still remember the scent of my TV and cabinet

spare talon
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I think the only 2 builds I'd be able to do it with is my stealth knife, which is like yeah sure buzz lightyear shelf gif
And my dclaw build, but that has nothing to relieve pressure like nades or invis, so it can only go so far

north sedge
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stan is 82 years young

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i saw it on tv a bunch, probably rented it at some point too

hushed knoll
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I miss blockbuster

merry flume
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it's gotta be suffering to play well solo but to fold under pressure the moment anyone watches you

spare talon
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@polar nexus actually I'm right handed

hushed knoll
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Nice Cole

hard nexus
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that was on monstro specials

hushed knoll
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But the quote is "I am not left handed"

placid fiber
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Gotta love the permanent loading screens...

polar nexus
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stealth, you'll be using it for revive and objectives / hacking only otherwise it's almost a direct death sentance for your mate

north sedge
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they fired me over bullshit, so blockbuster can burn!

hushed knoll
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There's nothing left to burn

merry flume
north sedge
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the guy who fired me also got demoted, transferred and his wife left him all like a month after it happened so

hushed knoll
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Going to blockbuster and looking at the games was so excited

merry flume
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take me back........

hushed knoll
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Exciting

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Wii? Too late

spare talon
hard nexus
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i was bored earlier and i watched a tanner video

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and

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wow

spare talon
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Or reposition to flamer everything

hard nexus
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he’s annoying and his ideas r wrong

spare talon
hard nexus
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he was saying that assail since the nerf is bad and the best blitz for psyker is smite

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like

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ok bro.

merry flume
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i wish someone would smite him

hard nexus
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and that’s after he spent like 5 minutes shitting on smite

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assail is amazing i love it so much

merry flume
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you know you're washed as a content creator when redditors and 4channers fucking hate you equally

hard nexus
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lmfao

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real

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he tried to say perilous combustion is bad

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and the only time you should take perilous combustion is on a purg build.

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like aight bro

merry flume
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um its bad because i sat in meat grinder for 13 hours and it was .0000001 seconds less effective

hard nexus
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that’s just completely and entirely wrong

hard nexus
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like yeah let me not take the node that lets me turn elite packs into dust

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in exchange for

lusty oar
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tanner tuesday already?

hard nexus
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30% faster quell?

hard nexus
merry flume
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its because the one thing numbers losers don't get is the human aspect of the game which is YOU HAVE THREE TEAMMATES ARE LIVNG BREATHING PEOPLE

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RELY ON THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hard nexus
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like

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entirely

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perilous combustion is OP on any build with decent killing power

hard nexus
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like

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huh????

coarse birch
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what

hard nexus
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sure it’s nice to have but i don’t run it and i do amazing

coarse birch
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is that a real argument

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a person made

hard nexus
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yes

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it’s tanner’s psyker talent tree video

coarse birch
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oh tanner

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checks out

merry flume
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lmao

hard nexus
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lmfao

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yeah

hard nexus
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he said venting shriek sucks

coarse birch
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30% faster quell speed sure is valuable when tapping R lets me recast w/e im using instantly

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without it

royal vortex
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i mean solidity is tick rate

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it's a good node with some of the worst pathing in the game

coarse birch
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ive just never felt the need to be able to quell faster

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tbf im not generally running like 3 peril use weapons

royal vortex
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i mean it's really good if u have nexus

coarse birch
royal vortex
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cuz ur casting at near max peril

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so it's a nice downtime reduction but like

hard nexus
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hai josho

royal vortex
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the ranking of it is off because tanner is engagement farming for clickbait (probably)

coarse birch
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the pathing does in fact not help it

hard nexus
hard nexus
merry flume
coarse birch
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cause im sure as hell not actually taking warp charges

royal vortex
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i can't engage in this discussion because i literally do not know how i do camera management in this game

coarse birch
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really?

hard nexus
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lmfao

hard nexus
royal vortex
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there's a strong chunk of my gameplay that is so mentally automated i can't tell you what's going on if i'm not in the game

hard nexus
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REAL

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i don’t think very much when i play darktide

royal vortex
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this is why it took me like a week in the psykh for the crusher guide

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in part

coarse birch
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i feel like im p deliberate with my camera but maybe im just thinking of recent exmples

merry flume
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  • play zealot
  • dodge dance
  • win
hard nexus
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i just kinda do things and it works

hard nexus
spare talon
coarse birch
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ig i just swipe when i swing really

hard nexus
merry flume
coarse birch
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ig i honestly cant say much beyond that now that i think about it

hard nexus
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ignore how i took 4k damage

merry flume
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i just pick what works and 1200 levels later i think im pretty good at zealot now

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i think

clear knot
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i always take most dmg

merry flume
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ur supposed to take most dmg as zealot...

hard nexus
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we know

royal vortex
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i think anyone who is actually measuring damage taken as a stat is taking this game way too seriously

hard nexus
merry flume
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erm....not yet...

hard nexus
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absurd

royal vortex
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like ur not really punished for being hit or it's just a natural part of the class if ur stuck on ogryn

hard nexus
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i had a psyker who had taken like 5k damage

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no idea how

royal vortex
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this game has a bunch of scenarios where hit trading is the most convenient option and u have to do actually obtuse shit to avoid the damage

coarse birch
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i care less about damage taken rather than downs but i still get sad if take like a abnormally high amount

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cause i can play better than that

merry flume
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i take damage reduction perks so when i get hit i take like 50 toughness damage and 1 hp

royal vortex
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it's one of those things where if someone tells me they regularly go hitless i will never believe them

merry flume
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i feel like going hitless means ur fucking your team over just a little

royal vortex
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it's just not a stat i've ever seen any player high/low/mid level carry out

spare talon
royal vortex
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like the dudes who say v7 kills 4 enemies a sec w/ headshots

hard nexus
royal vortex
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are you headshotting 4 dudes a second

merry flume
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wow i did not read that right

coarse birch
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do people say that

royal vortex
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i have never seen anyone with more than a 20% ranged weakspot rate who wasn't running at least some item that was auto aiming for them

hard nexus
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i mean mine personally is 70% but like

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that’s just me

royal vortex
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like assail inflates ur ranged weakspot bigtime

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i figured out the secrets of ovenproof though

merry flume
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brauto can get you easily above 20% but dodging as zealot makes you a god anyway

royal vortex
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it's not a good tracker

hard nexus
royal vortex
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because it is valuing cleave kills in the same way

hard nexus
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also does anyone know why powerDI has significantly lower damage numbers compared to scoreboard

merry flume
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does it really? funny

royal vortex
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like if u headshot the guy you are aiming at and then there's another dude in the path of the swing/shot and it hits the chest u weren't really aiming at

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u get a 50% weakspot rate

hard nexus
royal vortex
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and i kinda get why this would be the case but it does sorta invalidate the stat

rocky nacelle
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i hate flamer because when i consider using anything else i just think about burning everything and how broken my flamer roll is

coarse birch
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i heard

royal vortex
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because ur weakspot rate for first target with a weapon that has horde diagonals could be identical to a weapon with flat sweeps for hordeclear

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but the flat sweeps just by hitbox nature is getting more 2nd+ target hs

rocky nacelle
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turn that into a warp flamer

royal vortex
rocky nacelle
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yep thats me

royal vortex
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i would imagine it lines up with ovenproof

rocky nacelle
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i bet you're wondering how i got here

hard nexus
hard nexus
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that’d make sense i think

royal vortex
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normal scoreboard treats overkill damage as regular damage if you one shot an enemy that hasn't been like, initialized

frozen glen
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wasted dps

coarse birch
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old scoreboard added in overkill

royal vortex
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so if theyve had no states applied to them like stagger or w/e

coarse birch
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ovenproof shouldnt

merry flume
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no such thing as wasted dps

royal vortex
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the overkill was counted as part of ur regular damage

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this made trauma overvalued as fuck

coarse birch
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which is just the most up to date scoreboard that isnt DI

royal vortex
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because u were 2-3x over the damage needed to one shot trash at full charge

hard nexus
royal vortex
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but happened w/ other weapons as well

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that was back when the zoid still roamed the earth

hard nexus
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the what

coarse birch
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where evis guode

royal vortex
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the ZOID

hard nexus
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zoidberg?

royal vortex
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c o n t r a

hard nexus
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i’m confused

coarse birch
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the zoid

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the one and only

hard nexus
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josho ur scaring me

royal vortex
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do u not remember the zoid

hard nexus
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i don’t think so at least

coarse birch
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i dont think he was here for super long

royal vortex
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isn't he the one who talked about attacking someone who bullied him with a fire extinguisher

hard nexus
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who was he

coarse birch
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i forget that

coarse birch
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it may have been

hard nexus
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sanest darktide discord member

royal vortex
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nobody pried him on that

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he made a bunch of weird comments

frozen glen
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trauma dumping

royal vortex
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the only one targeted at me was when i accused him of reading his scoreboard wrong

coarse birch
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i dont think i wanted to pry contra on anything

royal vortex
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and two weeks later he replied again after he had seen it the moment i sent it

merry flume
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sadly the venn diagram of warhammer fans and freaking weirdos is almost a perfect circle

hard nexus
royal vortex
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and was like "this shit pissed me off so bad im still thinking about it"

grizzled aspen
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This individual sounds really mentally unwell. I hope they got the help they need.

royal vortex
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and i felt like a woman being followed down a dark street at 3 am

coarse birch
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you probably should have

coarse birch
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i think i was starting to be a zel chat regular when he was around

hard nexus
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zealot chat is the only public server chat that i’ve like

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stayed in

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n liked

royal vortex
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every couple of years i choose a different videogame to complain about

coarse birch
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i was expecting it to be weird so i honestly wasnt that weirded out

spare talon
royal vortex
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u can see my growth from annoying cunt to less annoying cunt if u trace my steps

south folio
coarse birch
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ive been in quite a few chats

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regularly

spare talon
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My gifs aren't loading
Can someone attach the RELEASE ME gif to this

coarse birch
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this is the main one now though

merry flume
hard nexus
merry flume
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sorry gamer 🫡

hard nexus
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zealot chat is pawesome

hard nexus
royal vortex
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i thought that pumpkin spice was minion ass a la stan's aunt

hard nexus
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what was the first

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i need 2 stalk you

spare talon
royal vortex
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i dont know what heko is

grizzled aspen
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I got a whole case of those reeses white chocolate ghosts for really cheap because some braindead idiot decided to leave them outside so they melted.

coarse birch
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yeah i moved my keyboard and it fucked me up

royal vortex
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excuses

coarse birch
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fuck you

grizzled aspen
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I took them home and threw them in my freezer, now they're just a little mushy.

royal vortex
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look my brain is never right on the first guess and it honestly makes life so much better

grizzled aspen
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Still great, though.

hard nexus
spare talon
placid fiber
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Well... We managed to survive. Using the mk 2 eviscerator after not having used it for so long... is rough... this was only malice tho lol

coarse birch
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i already second guess myself

hard nexus
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when you reach a level of intelligence like mine…

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it just makes the word cold….

royal vortex
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look buddy i got tired of having low self esteem so i just stopped

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life is good now

coarse birch
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i need your powers

royal vortex
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i got em from a vaccine

hard nexus
coarse birch
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i hate needles but i can let this one slide

grizzled aspen
royal vortex
grizzled aspen
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Rampage and devastating strike on a dclaw?

spare talon
coarse birch
grizzled aspen
royal vortex
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i knew about the liking men part at like age 7 the autism thing is a lil more complicated

royal vortex
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i was diagnosed and then forgot for 10 years

grizzled aspen
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(or at least the beginnings of it)

royal vortex
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dont ask how that happens u won't get a good answer

coarse birch
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i like you bother to put the ' in won't but typed u instead of you

rocky nacelle
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if you're depressed just run lacerate flesh tearer knife

hard nexus
spare talon
royal vortex
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my linguistic habits are designed to cause irritation

frozen glen
royal vortex
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if you pay attention i will type both 'u' and 'you' in the same sentence

royal vortex
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someone somewhere has developed a searing hatred of me for this as always happens

hard nexus
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zinger

coarse birch
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i have not noticed that

coarse birch
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now i will

royal vortex
coarse birch
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thanks

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
royal vortex
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i am riding the high of gambling on a nap and not waking up with a sober hangover

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BASKING atm

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no more zingers for today

frozen glen
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a room has only one wall

coarse birch
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its 9 pm why did you gamble on a nap at 9pm

royal vortex
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i didn't mean to

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
# placid fiber

Yeah I can read it fine, it was a rhetorical question. The better question is why are they using that?

royal vortex
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as with all other naps it happened because the bed is comfortable and my discipline is lacking

royal vortex
coarse birch
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i feel like saying you gambled on a nap implies intentionality

royal vortex
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are you not the time to accidentally throw away life savings

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type

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oh my god

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it's over

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get the horses out

coarse birch
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i am not

hard nexus
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welp

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that’s it

royal vortex
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i must be drawn and quartered

coarse birch
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i stress about money while i have it

hard nexus
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oh

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lmfao

coarse birch
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i cant imagine gambling

royal vortex
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u dont have to imagine gambling... embrace the bossmanjack lifestyle

coarse birch
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i buy like a candy bar and i get stressed

placid fiber
royal vortex
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i stressed about money i had no control over as a small child

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i refuse to keep doing that

placid fiber
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Man... Inspiring Barrage makes leveling a zealot/vet/psyker so much easier x.x

coarse birch
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i do blame being poor as a kid

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it at least means im not stupid with my money

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which ill take

royal vortex
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give me ur money and i will triple it or lose it all and never talk to you again

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win/win

hard nexus
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i feel like i could go play blackjack and walk away with 500 dollars

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like

placid fiber
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Woo! I finally have 127 toughness on my now level 15 zealot... sigh

hard nexus
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idk why

placid fiber
hard nexus
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but i know i could

coarse birch
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you didnt even imply youd give it back

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no deal

hard nexus
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i feel it

royal vortex
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ur just that dude... u know when to stop

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(at $0)

royal vortex
hard nexus
coarse birch
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your not slick

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pal

hard nexus
royal vortex
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y'roue*

coarse birch
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oh my fucking GOD

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shut up

royal vortex
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the 2k is unrealized gains so u havent lost until u sell

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buy more gme

placid fiber
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I mean I knew to expect it, but, it didn't make it any less sad...

hard nexus
royal vortex
hard nexus
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i was looking in my favorited album on my phone

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n i forgot how many amazing things i have in there

royal vortex
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the explosions are yoshi having an aneurysm

coarse birch
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josho has made that joke to me so many times

royal vortex
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there is exactly one trigger for me to say that

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u know what it is

placid fiber
coarse birch
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god i wonder

royal vortex
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maybe u should stop doing it and i wont be able to say it...

coarse birch
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ok mr types incorrectly on purpose

drifting wolf
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your mom

royal vortex
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language is expression

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i am simply being authentic

coarse birch
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maybe i am too

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authentic in i cant be bothered to type you're

elfin sage
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shouties talkin lots....

placid fiber
grizzled aspen
coarse birch
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i must resist

royal vortex
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paint drying simulator

hard nexus
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much better

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trust

coarse birch
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i cannot get into comp shooters again it is the fastest possible path to offing myself

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hoping SM2 can scratch the shooter itch

royal vortex
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seems like different genres since sm2 is more gears of war style

coarse birch
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yeah just shooter in general

hard nexus
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new update came out

placid fiber
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There... I got my malice set-up for my marty build >_>'

hard nexus
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its awesome

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kinda

coarse birch
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doesnt have to be traditional shooter

placid fiber
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2 toughness curios and 1 health curio

hard nexus
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get

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hunt

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showdown

coarse birch
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perchance

zinc talon
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which one of you did this

grizzled aspen
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We love lights out!

covert needle
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bruh i started playing again for the first time in a while, and i thought rtx had broken my game

zinc talon
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hah

covert needle
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60% black pixels on screen, what is that, i need to buy an oled to see anything

coarse birch
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oh i should try lights out once now that i have an oled i didnt even think of that

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not that this game has HDR

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but still

covert needle
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we have hdr at home

pastel harbor
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Any good blessing recommendations for the shock maul? I have falter 4 and high voltage 3 on mine and it's doing pretty good but I want to know if it gets any better

spiral anvil
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Where HDR 🥲

pastel harbor
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With falter I can smack ragers out of combos so it's pretty ballin

spare talon
coarse birch
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I pray

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Game would look unreal

pastel harbor
spiral anvil
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I can't even use reshade HDR because the game refuses to launch

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Can't used RTX HDR because of other reasons too staregryn

coarse birch
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i do hope that the HDR works properly half the time i read about HDR people are saying its broken lol

coarse birch
spiral anvil
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You can use reshade to fix bad HDR KEKW_ogryn

coarse birch
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cause im not trying to play SDR in HDR

spiral anvil
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Auto and RTX HDR doesnt work with lossless scaling ugh

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But auto HDR for YouTube is kinda cool though KEKW_ogryn

coarse birch
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i just turn off HDR via windows when i dont wanna use it and turn it back on when i do

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my monitor remembers my settings for each

spiral anvil
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Win + alt + B

coarse birch
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ideally slows burn in

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cause im not at 1000 nits super brightness with SDR settings

spiral anvil
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I have a cheap ass IPS monitor

copper hawk
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Glorp ?

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Plorp even ?

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Freak ,

spiral anvil
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Only 400 nits and I'm already blind

coarse birch
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does IPS support HDR

spiral anvil
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How do you do 1000

coarse birch
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you get used to it

spiral anvil
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It's the sun

coarse birch
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it did take a bit

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at first it did tire my eyes out lol

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but after like a weekish i didnt notice

spiral anvil
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Can't be good for our eyes susgryn

coarse birch
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although sometimes if a loading screen is like pure white then it is very bright

coarse birch
spiral anvil
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Yea I really hope devs stop using flashbang loading screens or transitions

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Like stop

coarse birch
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worth anyway 🫡

spiral anvil
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One day I'll get an oled

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Once they're cheaper KEKW_ogryn

coarse birch
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they are quite nice but yeah

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not cheap

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i think the one i got was like 900

spiral anvil
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Yea they are all close to 1k

coarse birch
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down from 1k on a sale

spiral anvil
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My monitor is like 200 uwugryn

coarse birch
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and thats for 34" 1440p 175hz

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so i cant imagine like 4k

spiral anvil
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My compoopoo can't 4k anyway

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Still on 3000

coarse birch
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most cant and maintain the higher refresh rates

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im waiting on 4k

hushed knoll
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Doughthony hi cPES_PoggersHeart

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Jfc

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I mean Yoshi

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I thought you were Dough

coarse birch
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i am not

hushed knoll
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Brain fart

coarse birch
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hi regardless

spiral anvil
hushed knoll
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Is Dough ok

coarse birch
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id imagine so

hushed knoll
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You're not Doughthony wtf

coarse birch
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hes playing deep rock

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so yeah hes probably fine

hushed knoll
coarse birch
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only major downside is that you will need to replace it at some point, probably 5ish years if cared for properly

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with not leaving static images on it etc

coarse birch
hushed knoll
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Oh you mean Deep Rock Galactic

placid fiber
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Despite the special boss getting damaged by the vet and 3rd zealot the most... I got the most monster damage by a long shot >:3

coarse birch
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yeah

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that is what i meant

placid fiber
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Granted it was only malice, so I mean...

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I wanted monster kills, and I thought I"d get hosts...

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no hosts spawned... 😦

hushed knoll
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I thought you meant he was like ingesting table salt or something

coarse birch
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how is playing deep rock ingesting table salt

placid fiber
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That was a fucking rip off lol

spare talon
# pastel harbor Gotcha, I think I'll just keep using this one. Falter is really strong on a mele...

Depending on what you've changed on it so far, you can swap it out and try the other combos and see how they do for you
Shock maul doesn't really need falter cuz it already has a tazer that stuns everything short of mutants and bosses, and anything small it can just outright kill fast enough anyway
Plus with lightning reflexes, there's no cooldown on the perfect block, so you can spam block in front of a group of ragers and oops they're all electrocuted now and you have a damage buff to use against them

paper harness
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I’m on a roll today

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4 earned t4s

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3 more in the shop

spare talon
# paper harness I’m on a roll today

I could do that
But I'm waiting for more detailed information on how earned blessings convert into mastery
Like if a t1 and t2 of the same count as seperate and both give xp, if it only considers the highest tier, or if it's just 1 of any tier and that's it

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Don't wanna ruin my vbuck reserve if I don't need to

median steeple
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can those T2 locked blessings be T1?

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idk

spare talon
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Nope

median steeple
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cool

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Because I rarely if ever see an actual in game screenshot of them

spare talon
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But I'm specifically referring to how little we know about how earned blessings convert into mastery

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Like would I be wasting my time earning that t1 version if it only counts the highest of that blessing and I have the t4 already

median steeple
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I thought we were also supposed to get info about the update today?

spare talon
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Were we

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I've been at work

spiral anvil
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Gay cat KEKW_ogryn

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That's a huge latte

median steeple
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damn august is not even over and they're already bringing out the fall stuff

royal vortex
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the info about the update is in the tea leaves

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consult them

median steeple
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who would own such a thing

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unless it's for display only

spare talon
#

It's a dog tou

#

Toy

median steeple
#

I would not by a dog a toy that big

royal vortex
#

there's a joke to be made here

#

i will not

median steeple
#

Donot

spare talon
#

Just like the Christmas pickle of the same size during Christmas time

median steeple
#

im the sorry the christmas what

spare talon
royal vortex
#

🤐

spare talon
#

What terrible news

median steeple
#

lmao

placid fiber
#

Well... at least this time I got a goddamn daemonhost... I was using my clutch build with my crucis lol

spiral anvil
#

uwugryn happy cake day! uwugryn

median steeple
placid fiber
#

lol Hadron is a cruel mistress xD

median steeple
#

savable

#

keep gambling

copper hawk
#

moldable

#

keep glorping

placid fiber
spare talon
royal vortex
#

freak

spare talon
#

Just kidding, I've never felt the touch of any kind of woman

median steeple
visual stream
median steeple
hushed knoll
visual stream
royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

No

visual stream
royal vortex
#

in 3rd grade a girl wrote me a letter confessing her "love" for me and i hid it in my bookbag for like a week pretending it didnt happen until my mom found it

visual stream
#

In senior year of high school I was going to have a platonic harem for homecoming or something and then covid happened

median steeple
rocky nacelle
#

YOOOOOOOOOOO

#

GOD ROLL

#

@zinc talon

placid fiber
#

Why would you use the special attack on the Rashad...? I mean the only reason I can think of is to get decimator stacks on trash enemies without killing them and without missing <.<'

#

proceeds to miss trash and reset all decimator stacks

rocky nacelle
#

worst brick of my life

spare talon
# median steeple

In elementary school I was one of the weaker and skinny kids, so when dodgeball was happening on PE, initially I was one of the last picked if one of my friends weren't picking
Not long after, I became one of the first picked, because people realized I was a fucking sleeper agent in dodgeball
My aim wasn't great, but holy shit could I just dodge anything
I think my life peaked when I dodged 2 throws at once, both thrown right as I grabbed a new ball, by doing a fucking dark souls roll then throwing and getting one ot them out

rocky nacelle
#

copy pasta.....

#

jk

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
median steeple
#

Not even batman could get me to say I peaked in elementary dodgeball

sterile basalt
rocky nacelle
#

dont worry i will

#

i have alot of itemization update saves

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
#

but all i do is maelstrom

#

or wanna do

#

sometimes maelstrom just sucks and I go HISTG

#

on a good map

placid fiber
#

It takes... 7 throwing knives, with no other buffs, to kill a crusher when you have a combat stim active... :/

#

3 for a reaper lol

#

(or 2 and like... a very miniscule amount of damage)

#

So close, yet so far away... (that's 2 throwing knives and a combat stim with no extra buffs)

placid fiber
#

Because... uh... he's too pro at the game for such a travesty to exist...?

#

Idk, I got nothing... that was the best I could come up with...

spare talon
placid fiber
polar nexus
#

Naahh it's okay!

polar nexus
polar nexus
fleet zealot
ornate bone
obsidian prairie
#

I FOUND IT

spare talon
#

FUCK SMITE PSYKERS

#

I CANT DODGE ATTACKS FOR TOUGHNESS GEN IF THEYRE NOT ATTACKING

#

CUZ YOURE SMITING EVERYTHING YOU SEE

rocky nacelle
#

laughs in blood redemption

ornate bone
#

no wewewewE?

rocky nacelle
#

oh yea i guess that would solve the problem too

#

but evisc likes blood redemption

#

erm, pilgrim

opaque island
polar nexus
#

i have done 300k

spare talon
#

thats a first

#

a smite only scriers gaze build

#

fucking kill me

polar nexus
#

133 boss dmg????

#

OH LOL

spare talon
#

me when i cant 2 shot the assassination boss cuz everythings being smited so i cant get duelist and precog up

placid fiber
placid fiber
# spare talon oh my god

Wow... that looks like a loadout I would try to have... but only done a whole hell of a lot worse...

#

And using smite...

#

Which I have yet to use on any loadout...

spare talon
placid fiber
#

And probably never will...

spare talon
#

they were using scriers gaze to buff their smite

#

i saw it happen

placid fiber
#

What the fuck...?

spare talon
#

yeah

fleet zealot
#

i'm going to go on a limb

grizzled aspen
fleet zealot
#

and guess it was zellith

spare talon
placid fiber
spare talon
#

i was mid slide during the shot
the shot that cut of its own indicator audio cue by shooting too early

hushed knoll
#

Classic ogryn getting in the way

coarse birch
#

i dont even know if it affects that stuff in this game, but as a fromsoft person i blame terrain

polar nexus
#

stairs, rails fuck your dodges

#

so yeah, terrain is to be blamed

coarse birch
#

unless your falling ik falling just fucks you with snipers

spare talon
#

but its also the fact that the sniper
fired way too early
and wasnt even aimed on me when the shot rang out

#

vs this

coarse birch
#

yeah def just jank then cause they shot at where you were pre slide

#

which like makes sense cause you dodged it

spare talon
#

this game hates me
uninstalling immediately

coarse birch
#

see you tomorrow

spare talon
#

true...

coarse birch
#

i too have gotten angry at this game and debated not playing anymore

#

and then i play another match

#

i was in the middle of a hard carry earlier and lost the mission to guessing wrong on the trapper 50/50

#

which like skill issue but also :(

spare talon
#

im honestly just happy to be home
rather than working till 2 am like i was supposed to

coarse birch
#

i do not miss the working till 2 am+ days

#

well

#

i didnt hate it

#

but it got awkward when i had friends who ever wanted to do or play something mid day

#

and my sleep schedule was like 5 am - midday

spare talon
coarse birch
#

yeah that was always the issue, if you were working that late its probably not a 8 hour shift

#

so you kinda sleep and work

spare talon
#

6-2

coarse birch
#

ah

#

thats good at least

spare talon
#

then the next is 12am-8pm

#

the day after

coarse birch
#

oh right

#

not standard schedules

#

i forgot

hushed knoll
spare talon
#

I LOVE RETAIL!!!!!!!!!

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

last time i had one of those types of schedules i worked 2 back to back 13 hour shifts

opaque island
coarse birch
#

because they messed something up

#

although i was working 2 jobs

#

basically

coarse birch
random adder
#

why no katana melee for zealot fatshark ?

coarse birch
#

you named me that

hushed knoll
#

No

coarse birch
#

thats the rules

spare talon
#

just parry with it

hushed agate
#

@hard nexus were you trying to @ me earlier I was busy

hushed knoll
opaque island
coarse birch
random adder
#

is there even a katana equivalent in the 40k universe ?

coarse birch
#

probably

spare talon
hushed agate
spare talon
hushed knoll
spare talon
coarse birch
#

what

random adder
#

since they are weeb coded aliens

#

dang

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

ah

random adder
#

kinda dissapointed the asian coded space marine chapter dont have like chaisaw katanas

coarse birch
#

i only see commercials during football season

random adder
#

or idk power katanas

coarse birch
#

so i am not well versed

spare talon
lusty oar
rocky nacelle
#

best psyker build ive ever seen

#

scriers gaze to buff smite and generate peril at 3000% speed with smite scriers

#

instant toughness regen from psyker talent nodes

#

so broken........

spare talon
lusty oar
hushed agate
hushed knoll
#

Buff what

hushed agate
hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Yeah

hard nexus
#

i might’ve replied to something u said

hushed agate
coarse birch
#

American football

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

But yeah i am p into football

hard nexus
#

here @hushed agate

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Yes

hushed knoll
#

Am I not American enough for you PES_Cry

lusty oar
#

what if football was called freakball and they touched toes

hushed agate
hushed knoll
elfin steppe
#

what the

coarse birch
#

If i say just football and someone says something about regular football and i say "ill say soccer if im talking about regular football" they might kill me

hard nexus
# hushed agate I got a notification

for future reference u can search for pings, on PC it’s “Mentions: (username)” and on mobile u just click the 3 lines when u go to search something n click mentions

#

if u didn’t know

spare talon
coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

I'm guessing you're a Pats fan

coarse birch
#

God no

#

I hate them

hushed knoll
hard nexus
#

yarp

hushed knoll
#

So what's your fave then

hard nexus
#

very useful

coarse birch
#

I am (sadly) a jacksonville fan

hushed knoll
#

HOW

lusty oar
north sedge
#

Why would yoshi be into the patriots

coarse birch
#

When i was a kid i thought they looked cool

hushed knoll
#

Cuz he is New England

coarse birch
#

Kinda stuck ever since cause i didnt watch football till i started watching the jags

coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

You sound like my Uncle

coarse birch
#

Whys that

rocky nacelle
lusty oar
coarse birch
#

Valid

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Ah

#

Im sure hes a reasonable person about football then

elfin steppe
#

Dude really looks like a SM.

coarse birch
#

Although i can't talk shit the closest i ever got to fighting someone was over football

#

Although i was a dumb teen

hushed knoll
ornate bone
#

I found the stupid fucking cat's name

rocky nacelle
#

how do people have their melees to their side

coarse birch
rocky nacelle
#

well duh i was hoping for the name of it

hushed agate
coarse birch
#

Weapon customization

rocky nacelle
#

oh the one that has crashing issues nvm

coarse birch
#

Unless theres another that does it

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

No

#

That being said idk how rodgers is gonna do

spare talon
coarse birch
#

If he sucks the teams probably in trouble again regardless of the defense

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Decent rb though they may pull through

hushed knoll
hushed agate
lunar fable
#

that's how you know i haven't played in ages

coarse birch
hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Ive watched my team be complete dumpster garbage for like 11 of the 13 years ive been a fan

#

Er

#

Other way around

north sedge
#

I have played dt with stan numerous times

coarse birch
#

Ok fixed w/e

#

And yeah stan does play

#

Hes p good

hushed knoll
#

Aw shycks

hushed knoll
#

Good*

coarse birch
#

He just doesnt play a stupid amount like us

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Even if slowly

hushed knoll
#

Wait sorry for changing the subjects but did you have thundies today

#

I forgot

#

Thunderstorms

coarse birch
#

No

hushed knoll
#

I saw a line going across fermented

#

Vermont

coarse birch
#

Could have missed me still

#

VT isnt like one town

hushed knoll
#

Are you sure

#

We got hit in ME, tons of lightning

coarse birch
#

If we got them it didnt rain and i was asleep

hushed knoll
#

The only thing that would have made the storm more enjoyable would be a taco

coarse birch
#

Yeah im sure

#

I do like tacos

hushed knoll
#

Omg same

north sedge
#

Yea it's new england, there's probably about 6,000 towns

rocky nacelle
#

stan do not post the taco image

north sedge
coarse birch
#

Taco image is his pfp

#

Oh that one

#

Cursed

coarse birch
#

Dreadful even

hushed knoll
#

Damn I'm hungry now

coarse birch
#

Go eat

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

Nah

#

Dough noooo

coarse birch
north sedge
#

Lol

#

Go eat a cold burger stan

coarse birch
#

Cold burger

#

Tf

median steeple
north sedge
#

You know how he does

coarse birch
#

Oh

#

Right....

spare talon
hushed knoll
#

Skeletons can't eat sandwiches

lunar fable
hushed knoll
rocky nacelle
hushed knoll
rocky nacelle
#

i should draw a skeleton eating a sandwich

#

i was thinkin about something random to draw tonight

hushed knoll
#

You can make salad with them

hushed agate
spare talon
#

WHAT IN GODS FUCKING NAME

#

THIS MAN HAS A GODROLL KNIFE AND HE FUCKING OBLITERATES IT

north sedge
#

Hell yea

#

He's crowd maxxing

#

Top tier horde clear

rocky nacelle
#

but if you close your eyes

#

does it almost feel like

#

nothing changed at all

lunar fable
#

do titles even mean anything at this point

median steeple
#

No they've always meant nothing

rocky nacelle
#

theres not even any cool ones

#

yet

lunar fable
#

yea i think that title's pretty boring

median steeple
#

Give me a goofy one like the emperors little guy

north sedge
#

I have not bothered with any of that

spare talon
#

can bleed proc haymaker or something

median steeple
#

no idea

lunar fable
#

did orthus come out before or after this penance update

north sedge
#

The brave little servo skull

north sedge
lunar fable
#

i've forgotten since i haven't played in ages

rocky nacelle
#

but dont think so

royal vortex
#

way back in ye olden days

rocky nacelle
north sedge
#

Orthus was nov/dec, well before penance update

hushed knoll
spare talon
#

then this man using a god roll knife
and put only blessings that do not scale with his insane stats
and he put the worst of those kinds

hushed knoll
#

Wow we're down to emoji reactions now

north sedge
#

That's stretch woman (elastic mom)

hushed knoll
north sedge
#

Ok ok, that's jpreg

hushed knoll
#

No omg

ornate bone
#

jpreg is that communist youtuber, right

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

u cant fkin say that here dough

north sedge
#

Lol

hushed knoll
#

My bread is itchy

#

Beard

rocky nacelle
#

bread

hushed knoll
#

I need to shave

royal vortex
#

stans cant have beards

rocky nacelle
#

goatee superior

median steeple
#

Bro if your bread is itchy please throw it away

coarse birch
north sedge
#

They can have breads they punch a hole in the middle of though

hushed knoll
#

Acid wtf

#

I mean Yoshi

coarse birch
#

There is goes

hushed knoll
#

I keep having brain fats with you

#

Farts

coarse birch
#

Doughthony served me well

north sedge
#

Brain fats

coarse birch
#

Brain fats

hushed knoll
#

I don't agree with monkeys eating bread

north sedge
#

What

hushed knoll
#

It's weird

hushed knoll
median steeple
#

IT IS

hushed knoll
#

Oh whoops

north sedge
#

Monkeys eat all sorts of food, and steal booze

rocky nacelle
#

who died and made stan the bread warden

hushed knoll
#

I hate monkeys tbh

rocky nacelle
#

let monkeys eat bread

fleet zealot
coarse birch
#

Jesus stan chill with all the racism

rocky nacelle
#

stan

#

relax

coarse birch
#

Fiest they cant eat bread

coarse birch
#

Now you hate them

rocky nacelle
#

next stan is gonna want to KILL them

coarse birch
#

We were monkeys at one point you know

rocky nacelle
#

idk about you

hushed knoll
#

MONKEYS SHOULD NOT WEAR CLOTHES

coarse birch
#

Alright stan

hushed knoll
#

I don't hate monkeys I should clarify

#

They're just not my fave animals

coarse birch
spare talon
#

im gonna ask the vet at the end of the game

spare talon
#

the logic behind his knife

hushed knoll
#

Beufort scale sea winds

#

Whoops

royal vortex
copper hawk
#

stan is one of those monkey torture people

#

guarantee

hushed knoll
lunar fable
#

look at him

#

he's so cool

copper hawk
#

no 1 hates macaques like stannis baratheon