#zealot-class
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VHS user spotted

you're OLD Stan
I can still remember the scent of my TV and cabinet
I think the only 2 builds I'd be able to do it with is my stealth knife, which is like yeah sure buzz lightyear shelf gif
And my dclaw build, but that has nothing to relieve pressure like nades or invis, so it can only go so far
I miss blockbuster
it's gotta be suffering to play well solo but to fold under pressure the moment anyone watches you
@polar nexus actually I'm right handed
i tried with steath and dash
Nice Cole
i did it with psyker void build
that was on monstro specials
But the quote is "I am not left handed"
Gotta love the permanent loading screens...
stealth, you'll be using it for revive and objectives / hacking only otherwise it's almost a direct death sentance for your mate
they fired me over bullshit, so blockbuster can burn!
There's nothing left to burn
you outlived blockbuster so who won
the guy who fired me also got demoted, transferred and his wife left him all like a month after it happened so
Going to blockbuster and looking at the games was so excited
I tend to use it for I want this bulwark/reaper outta here
Or reposition to flamer everything
he’s annoying and his ideas r wrong
This is typically within 1/2 of a second of invis at most
he was saying that assail since the nerf is bad and the best blitz for psyker is smite
like
ok bro.
i wish someone would smite him
and that’s after he spent like 5 minutes shitting on smite
assail is amazing i love it so much
you know you're washed as a content creator when redditors and 4channers fucking hate you equally
lmfao
real
he tried to say perilous combustion is bad
and the only time you should take perilous combustion is on a purg build.
like aight bro
um its bad because i sat in meat grinder for 13 hours and it was .0000001 seconds less effective
that’s just completely and entirely wrong
LITERALLY
like yeah let me not take the node that lets me turn elite packs into dust
in exchange for
tanner tuesday already?
30% faster quell?
christmas just a week away
its because the one thing numbers losers don't get is the human aspect of the game which is YOU HAVE THREE TEAMMATES ARE LIVNG BREATHING PEOPLE
RELY ON THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
not even that he’s just wrong too
like
entirely
perilous combustion is OP on any build with decent killing power
he was saying that solitude, the 30% faster quell, is the one node that lets staff psyker work
like
huh????
what
sure it’s nice to have but i don’t run it and i do amazing
lmao
i just never knew how wrong his opinions were
he said venting shriek sucks
30% faster quell speed sure is valuable when tapping R lets me recast w/e im using instantly
without it
i mean solidity is tick rate
it's a good node with some of the worst pathing in the game
ive just never felt the need to be able to quell faster
tbf im not generally running like 3 peril use weapons
i mean it's really good if u have nexus
yeah they are terrible
hai josho
the ranking of it is off because tanner is engagement farming for clickbait (probably)
the pathing does in fact not help it
even then the downtime is nice, it gives you a good moment 2 spin around
but but guys puppet master is OP!!!!
which should be the first (and only) justification to just never interact with him or his "media"
cause im sure as hell not actually taking warp charges
i can't engage in this discussion because i literally do not know how i do camera management in this game
really?
lmfao
honestly with psyker it’s just if i quell i look around
there's a strong chunk of my gameplay that is so mentally automated i can't tell you what's going on if i'm not in the game
i feel like im p deliberate with my camera but maybe im just thinking of recent exmples
- play zealot
- dodge dance
- win
i just kinda do things and it works
but second wind isn’t that good because because
This is true but a lot of people use this argument for strictly worse builds/choices regardless of your team
ig i just swipe when i swing really
erm i’m using a support build so that’s why my damage is low
that's more of a player issue than a "meta" issue
ig i honestly cant say much beyond that now that i think about it
ignore how i took 4k damage
i just pick what works and 1200 levels later i think im pretty good at zealot now
i think
i always take most dmg
ur supposed to take most dmg as zealot...
we know
i think anyone who is actually measuring damage taken as a stat is taking this game way too seriously
not me though
erm....not yet...
there’s a certain point though where it gets like
absurd
like ur not really punished for being hit or it's just a natural part of the class if ur stuck on ogryn
this game has a bunch of scenarios where hit trading is the most convenient option and u have to do actually obtuse shit to avoid the damage
i care less about damage taken rather than downs but i still get sad if take like a abnormally high amount
cause i can play better than that
i take damage reduction perks so when i get hit i take like 50 toughness damage and 1 hp
it's one of those things where if someone tells me they regularly go hitless i will never believe them
i feel like going hitless means ur fucking your team over just a little
it's just not a stat i've ever seen any player high/low/mid level carry out
If you have 5x damage of every other player but 5x of every other stat too
You're still prolly the best one there
like the dudes who say v7 kills 4 enemies a sec w/ headshots
real, even some of the best players will still get tagged by a hit, an errant trapper, or just bad luck
are you headshotting 4 dudes a second
do people say that
i have never seen anyone with more than a 20% ranged weakspot rate who wasn't running at least some item that was auto aiming for them
like assail inflates ur ranged weakspot bigtime
i figured out the secrets of ovenproof though
brauto can get you easily above 20% but dodging as zealot makes you a god anyway
it's not a good tracker
of what
because it is valuing cleave kills in the same way
also does anyone know why powerDI has significantly lower damage numbers compared to scoreboard
does it really? funny
like if u headshot the guy you are aiming at and then there's another dude in the path of the swing/shot and it hits the chest u weren't really aiming at
u get a 50% weakspot rate
yeah the highest discrepancy i’ve seen was like, 200k damage
and i kinda get why this would be the case but it does sorta invalidate the stat
i hate flamer because when i consider using anything else i just think about burning everything and how broken my flamer roll is
i think it still has some overkill damage taken into account or something
i heard
because ur weakspot rate for first target with a weapon that has horde diagonals could be identical to a weapon with flat sweeps for hordeclear
but the flat sweeps just by hitbox nature is getting more 2nd+ target hs
i have customflames sibling
turn that into a warp flamer
powerdi is made by the dude who did ovenproof
yep thats me
i would imagine it lines up with ovenproof
i bet you're wondering how i got here
what is ovenproof
scoreboard has overkill damage?
that’d make sense i think
normal scoreboard treats overkill damage as regular damage if you one shot an enemy that hasn't been like, initialized
wasted dps
old scoreboard added in overkill
so if theyve had no states applied to them like stagger or w/e
ovenproof shouldnt
no such thing as wasted dps
the overkill was counted as part of ur regular damage
this made trauma overvalued as fuck
which is just the most up to date scoreboard that isnt DI
because u were 2-3x over the damage needed to one shot trash at full charge
that one clip of ur assail clutch, “why isn’t he paying attention to his overkill damage”
but happened w/ other weapons as well
that was back when the zoid still roamed the earth
the what
where evis guode
the ZOID
zoidberg?
c o n t r a
i’m confused
josho ur scaring me
do u not remember the zoid
i dont think he was here for super long
isn't he the one who talked about attacking someone who bullied him with a fire extinguisher
who was he
i forget that
lmfao
it may have been
sanest darktide discord member
trauma dumping
the only one targeted at me was when i accused him of reading his scoreboard wrong
i dont think i wanted to pry contra on anything
and two weeks later he replied again after he had seen it the moment i sent it
sadly the venn diagram of warhammer fans and freaking weirdos is almost a perfect circle
and was like "this shit pissed me off so bad im still thinking about it"
This individual sounds really mentally unwell. I hope they got the help they need.
LMAO
and i felt like a woman being followed down a dark street at 3 am
you probably should have
reminds me of this
getting mad 5 times
i think i was starting to be a zel chat regular when he was around
my condolences
every couple of years i choose a different videogame to complain about
i was expecting it to be weird so i honestly wasnt that weirded out
This is the second for me
u can see my growth from annoying cunt to less annoying cunt if u trace my steps
top 10 most self-destructive actions
My gifs aren't loading
Can someone attach the RELEASE ME gif to this
this is the main one now though
oh god the fall stuff is starting to flood in
oh hai arco
sorry gamer 🫡
zealot chat is pawesome
oh hai cole
i thought that pumpkin spice was minion ass a la stan's aunt
you need help
I mostly talk about memes and games and this chat does both more than the other one
The memes they send are shit and they just talk about gacha games
i dont know what heko is
I got a whole case of those reeses white chocolate ghosts for really cheap because some braindead idiot decided to leave them outside so they melted.
yeah i moved my keyboard and it fucked me up
It's huge
excuses
fuck you
I took them home and threw them in my freezer, now they're just a little mushy.
look my brain is never right on the first guess and it honestly makes life so much better
Still great, though.
life is great when ur just a little bit stupid
does it
Well... We managed to survive. Using the mk 2 eviscerator after not having used it for so long... is rough... this was only malice tho lol
i already second guess myself
i return
look buddy i got tired of having low self esteem so i just stopped
life is good now
i need your powers
i got em from a vaccine
is that where u got the gay autism too
i hate needles but i can let this one slide
What the hell are your teammates using?
wow.
Rampage and devastating strike on a dclaw?
This was me with being cataclysmically depressed
I realized that was cringe
So I stopped doing it
Now I'm only decently depressed
think that was a package deal with being born
(this is literally manic depression)
i knew about the liking men part at like age 7 the autism thing is a lil more complicated
just be happy.
i was diagnosed and then forgot for 10 years
(or at least the beginnings of it)
dont ask how that happens u won't get a good answer
i like you bother to put the ' in won't but typed u instead of you
if you're depressed just run lacerate flesh tearer knife
swag
But it was like a duration of 3 years then i just said "nuh uh" and it stopped being like that bad for like 3 more years
my linguistic habits are designed to cause irritation
howd u forget u like men for 10 years
troo
if you pay attention i will type both 'u' and 'you' in the same sentence
you have very quotable lines
someone somewhere has developed a searing hatred of me for this as always happens
zinger
i have not noticed that
now i will
same
thank u i try
thanks
try harder i need more zingers
Yeah. That's how it works. One of two things happens after. Either A, you develop a very easily shatterable superiority complex which makes the depression worse when it is shattered, or B, you get over being depressed entirely.
i am riding the high of gambling on a nap and not waking up with a sober hangover
BASKING atm
no more zingers for today
a room has only one wall
its 9 pm why did you gamble on a nap at 9pm
i didn't mean to
lizard mindset
Yeah I can read it fine, it was a rhetorical question. The better question is why are they using that?
as with all other naps it happened because the bed is comfortable and my discipline is lacking
fuck yeah
i feel like saying you gambled on a nap implies intentionality
are you not the time to accidentally throw away life savings
type
oh my god
it's over
get the horses out
i am not
i must be drawn and quartered
i stress about money while i have it
i cant imagine gambling
u dont have to imagine gambling... embrace the bossmanjack lifestyle
i buy like a candy bar and i get stressed
It was malice... with people being matched up close to around my level 14 zealot? Also: Know what's sad? This stupid autopistol is actually a decent upgrade to my last one...
i stressed about money i had no control over as a small child
i refuse to keep doing that
Man... Inspiring Barrage makes leveling a zealot/vet/psyker so much easier x.x
i do blame being poor as a kid
it at least means im not stupid with my money
which ill take
give me ur money and i will triple it or lose it all and never talk to you again
win/win
Woo! I finally have 127 toughness on my now level 15 zealot... sigh
idk why

but i know i could
i feel it
fuck
LMFAO
no no i started with 2k
y'roue*
makes sense
the 2k is unrealized gains so u havent lost until u sell
buy more gme
Ugh, after this mess... I need to play on one of my level 30 zealots. It was really sad how bad/mid the other players were...
I mean I knew to expect it, but, it didn't make it any less sad...
i have that video saved somewhere but i can’t find it
i was looking in my favorited album on my phone
n i forgot how many amazing things i have in there
the explosions are yoshi having an aneurysm
josho has made that joke to me so many times
What I was thinking, for some reason or another, while playing with them was "This... this is why we can't have nice things. They are being burned to the ground, by these absolute dumpster trash players..."
god i wonder
maybe u should stop doing it and i wont be able to say it...
ok mr types incorrectly on purpose
your mom
like these
shouties talkin lots....
What'd she do this time, go out on a murderhobo killing spree...? -_-

Pubby!
i have a slight itch to play something comp again and CS has reminded me of this
i must resist
paint drying simulator
instead play valorant
much better
trust
i cannot get into comp shooters again it is the fastest possible path to offing myself
hoping SM2 can scratch the shooter itch
seems like different genres since sm2 is more gears of war style
yeah just shooter in general
hunt showdown
new update came out
There... I got my malice set-up for my marty build >_>'
doesnt have to be traditional shooter
2 toughness curios and 1 health curio
hunt shdowon
get
hunt
showdown
perchance
We love lights out!
bruh i started playing again for the first time in a while, and i thought rtx had broken my game
hah
60% black pixels on screen, what is that, i need to buy an oled to see anything
oh i should try lights out once now that i have an oled i didnt even think of that
not that this game has HDR
but still
we have hdr at home
Any good blessing recommendations for the shock maul? I have falter 4 and high voltage 3 on mine and it's doing pretty good but I want to know if it gets any better
Where HDR 🥲
With falter I can smack ragers out of combos so it's pretty ballin
Hv is best in slot so you're good
Use lightning reflexes or skullcrusher
LR is better but is wasted if you don't make use of it, in that case you'd go skullcrusher for potential extra damage without thinking
Gotcha, I think I'll just keep using this one. Falter is really strong on a melee weapon, it staggers but it doesn't launch enemies to the ground
I can't even use reshade HDR because the game refuses to launch
Can't used RTX HDR because of other reasons too 
i do hope that the HDR works properly half the time i read about HDR people are saying its broken lol
Windows Auto HDR detects it for some reason but i dont use auto HDR so
You can use reshade to fix bad HDR 
cause im not trying to play SDR in HDR
Auto and RTX HDR doesnt work with lossless scaling ugh
But auto HDR for YouTube is kinda cool though 
i just turn off HDR via windows when i dont wanna use it and turn it back on when i do
my monitor remembers my settings for each
Win + alt + B
I have a cheap ass IPS monitor
Only 400 nits and I'm already blind
does IPS support HDR
How do you do 1000
you get used to it
It's the sun
it did take a bit
at first it did tire my eyes out lol
but after like a weekish i didnt notice
Can't be good for our eyes 
although sometimes if a loading screen is like pure white then it is very bright
i think its fine i did a little research before and i should be ok
Yea I really hope devs stop using flashbang loading screens or transitions
Like stop
worth anyway 🫡
Yea they are all close to 1k
down from 1k on a sale
My monitor is like 200 
i am not
Brain fart
hi regardless

Is Dough ok
id imagine so
You're not Doughthony wtf

but yeah anyway when a sale happens or prices go down i do recommend
only major downside is that you will need to replace it at some point, probably 5ish years if cared for properly
with not leaving static images on it etc
what
Oh you mean Deep Rock Galactic
Despite the special boss getting damaged by the vet and 3rd zealot the most... I got the most monster damage by a long shot >:3
Granted it was only malice, so I mean...
I wanted monster kills, and I thought I"d get hosts...
no hosts spawned... 😦
I thought you meant he was like ingesting table salt or something
how is playing deep rock ingesting table salt
Know what really sucked? The special boss didn't even give us a monster kill, so I only got 2 monster kills that run... 😦
That was a fucking rip off lol
Depending on what you've changed on it so far, you can swap it out and try the other combos and see how they do for you
Shock maul doesn't really need falter cuz it already has a tazer that stuns everything short of mutants and bosses, and anything small it can just outright kill fast enough anyway
Plus with lightning reflexes, there's no cooldown on the perfect block, so you can spam block in front of a group of ragers and oops they're all electrocuted now and you have a damage buff to use against them
I could do that
But I'm waiting for more detailed information on how earned blessings convert into mastery
Like if a t1 and t2 of the same count as seperate and both give xp, if it only considers the highest tier, or if it's just 1 of any tier and that's it
Don't wanna ruin my vbuck reserve if I don't need to
Nope
But I'm specifically referring to how little we know about how earned blessings convert into mastery
Like would I be wasting my time earning that t1 version if it only counts the highest of that blessing and I have the t4 already
I thought we were also supposed to get info about the update today?
damn august is not even over and they're already bringing out the fall stuff
I would not by a dog a toy that big
Donot
Just like the Christmas pickle of the same size during Christmas time
im the sorry the christmas what
Now I'm terrified and curious at the same time
🤐
lmao
Well... at least this time I got a goddamn daemonhost... I was using my clutch build with my crucis lol
happy cake day! 
lol Hadron is a cruel mistress xD
I will, I gotta go get more plasteel first xD
I know, that's why I keep coming back
freak
Just kidding, I've never felt the touch of any kind of woman
calm down JK rowlings mold monster
I watched through all of AtLA the other week and was flashbanged with a not-Iroh-sounding-Iroh before I remembered what happened 
You are not a stretch woman
"based" we all say in unison
transphobia
No
saved under meme folder "relatable"
in 3rd grade a girl wrote me a letter confessing her "love" for me and i hid it in my bookbag for like a week pretending it didnt happen until my mom found it
In senior year of high school I was going to have a platonic harem for homecoming or something and then covid happened
Well... it takes 5 special attack face shots with the Rashad(with these stats) to kill a mutie... with all 5 sustained assault stacks and all 10 decimator stacks... :/
Why would you use the special attack on the Rashad...? I mean the only reason I can think of is to get decimator stacks on trash enemies without killing them and without missing <.<'
proceeds to miss trash and reset all decimator stacks

worst brick of my life
In elementary school I was one of the weaker and skinny kids, so when dodgeball was happening on PE, initially I was one of the last picked if one of my friends weren't picking
Not long after, I became one of the first picked, because people realized I was a fucking sleeper agent in dodgeball
My aim wasn't great, but holy shit could I just dodge anything
I think my life peaked when I dodged 2 throws at once, both thrown right as I grabbed a new ball, by doing a fucking dark souls roll then throwing and getting one ot them out
That's still useable, compared to some of the shit I've seen randos carrying... >_>'
i try to make my bricks at least throwable
Not even batman could get me to say I peaked in elementary dodgeball
Save it for crafting update
You can throw down with that, at least... As long as you aren't doing auric maelstrom runs or auric high 5 shock lol
but all i do is maelstrom
or wanna do
sometimes maelstrom just sucks and I go HISTG
on a good map
It takes... 7 throwing knives, with no other buffs, to kill a crusher when you have a combat stim active... :/
3 for a reaper lol
(or 2 and like... a very miniscule amount of damage)
So close, yet so far away... (that's 2 throwing knives and a combat stim with no extra buffs)
I blame Cole for this travesty! @spare talon

Because... uh... he's too pro at the game for such a travesty to exist...?
Idk, I got nothing... that was the best I could come up with...
sir
Yeah you can lol
I mean you can bring it... it would just be better to bring a fully prepped weapon to those types of missions lol
Naahh it's okay!
I run taxe + bolter. If I trust reddit I could not even do t5. It's not about the loadout but how to use it
I FOUND IT
FUCK SMITE PSYKERS
I CANT DODGE ATTACKS FOR TOUGHNESS GEN IF THEYRE NOT ATTACKING
CUZ YOURE SMITING EVERYTHING YOU SEE
oh yea i guess that would solve the problem too
but evisc likes blood redemption
erm, pilgrim
whats the highest you've seen?
i have done 300k
me when i cant 2 shot the assassination boss cuz everythings being smited so i cant get duelist and precog up
I mean you're 100% right. And then skill can drastically compensate for how well you do with that loadout. I mean people were doing great damage with the Eviscerator when it was bad, back in those days. So skill definitely can make it much easier to use pretty much any loadout. That and how familiar you are with said loadout
Wow... that looks like a loadout I would try to have... but only done a whole hell of a lot worse...
And using smite...
Which I have yet to use on any loadout...
wdym? that was their build
And probably never will...
What the fuck...?
gotta shorten that smite timer
i'm going to go on a limb
Literally me.
and guess it was zellith
yea
I am taking a pic of this heresy
also my damage taken was high cuz i got my ass ate a little bit by ragers
and had one of the most bs sniper shots ive seen in a while
i was mid slide during the shot
the shot that cut of its own indicator audio cue by shooting too early
Classic ogryn getting in the way
i blame stairs
i dont even know if it affects that stuff in this game, but as a fromsoft person i blame terrain
unless your falling ik falling just fucks you with snipers
but its also the fact that the sniper
fired way too early
and wasnt even aimed on me when the shot rang out
vs this
yeah def just jank then cause they shot at where you were pre slide
which like makes sense cause you dodged it
this game hates me
uninstalling immediately
see you tomorrow
true...
i too have gotten angry at this game and debated not playing anymore
and then i play another match
i was in the middle of a hard carry earlier and lost the mission to guessing wrong on the trapper 50/50
which like skill issue but also :(
im honestly just happy to be home
rather than working till 2 am like i was supposed to
i do not miss the working till 2 am+ days
well
i didnt hate it
but it got awkward when i had friends who ever wanted to do or play something mid day
and my sleep schedule was like 5 am - midday
i would be working again 10 hours after the shift would end
meaning id basically have no time to game
yeah that was always the issue, if you were working that late its probably not a 8 hour shift
so you kinda sleep and work
oh it totally is an 8 hour shift
6-2
Ewwww
I LOVE RETAIL!!!!!!!!!
You are not Doughthony
last time i had one of those types of schedules i worked 2 back to back 13 hour shifts
arent the general public in their day to day just the most kind and reasonable people!
i am
why no katana melee for zealot fatshark ?
you named me that
No
thats the rules
dclaw is close enough
just parry with it
@hard nexus were you trying to @ me earlier I was busy
This is making me angrily bed angel 
im gonna be honest i must be getting old cause i dont get this new cat meme
sorry stan but the rules are the rules
is there even a katana equivalent in the 40k universe ?
probably
this cat is from the twitter account for an indie game
its mostly just "haha semi random humor" with the idea that this cat thing is running the twitter account
Ask the tau
Sounds like somebody forgot to BOOST
what
oh yeah the tau might have it
since they are weeb coded aliens
dang
It's a commercial 
ah
kinda dissapointed the asian coded space marine chapter dont have like chaisaw katanas
i only see commercials during football season
or idk power katanas
so i am not well versed
nooooo don't crush boykisser 2
best psyker build ive ever seen
scriers gaze to buff smite and generate peril at 3000% speed with smite scriers
instant toughness regen from psyker talent nodes
so broken........
Buff what
What
hi what
did i?
Are you a football guy
Yeah
i might’ve replied to something u said
I got a notification
American football
Are you sure you're hydrating
But yeah i am p into football
here @hushed agate
Did you need to specify 
Yes
Am I not American enough for you 
what if football was called freakball and they touched toes

what the
If i say just football and someone says something about regular football and i say "ill say soccer if im talking about regular football" they might kill me
for future reference u can search for pings, on PC it’s “Mentions: (username)” and on mobile u just click the 3 lines when u go to search something n click mentions
if u didn’t know
average anime figure fan
Wheres the ball part come in
Oh
I'm guessing you're a Pats fan


Oh i didn't know that
Cool
yarp
So what's your fave then
very useful
I am (sadly) a jacksonville fan
the toes crawl up the legs and whoever gets to the ball first wins
Why would yoshi be into the patriots
When i was a kid i thought they looked cool
Cuz he is New England
Kinda stuck ever since cause i didnt watch football till i started watching the jags
Wouldnt this give a huge advantage to people with long legs
You sound like my Uncle
Whys that
thats not me at all
yes just be better
Valid
He like likes the Cowboys even though he's from Jersey
Dude really looks like a SM.
Although i can't talk shit the closest i ever got to fighting someone was over football
Although i was a dumb teen
Jets and Giants are a sinking ship so I guess so
I found the stupid fucking cat's name
how do people have their melees to their side
Mod
Jets have some hope for at least a season possibly
well duh i was hoping for the name of it
No
Weapon customization
oh the one that has crashing issues nvm
Unless theres another that does it
Oh I thought this was for the Jets for a minute 
Stan do you play darktide
If he sucks the teams probably in trouble again regardless of the defense
Yes why
Decent rb though they may pull through
My sis is a fan and she holds out hope every year
I dont think ive ever seem you talk about it
Thats the cycle
I have and do
Ive watched my team be complete dumpster garbage for like 11 of the 13 years ive been a fan
Er
Other way around
I have played dt with stan numerous times
This is how I feel about the Mets lmao but this season they're pretty food
Good*
He just doesnt play a stupid amount like us
Shucks*
Usually a team comes around
Even if slowly
Wait sorry for changing the subjects but did you have thundies today
I forgot
Thunderstorms
No
If we got them it didnt rain and i was asleep
The only thing that would have made the storm more enjoyable would be a taco

Omg same
Yea it's new england, there's probably about 6,000 towns
stan do not post the taco image

Dreadful even
Damn I'm hungry now
Go eat
Ptsd
You know how he does
Skeletons can't eat sandwiches

NO
good idea
Cold burgers are good
i should draw a skeleton eating a sandwich
i was thinkin about something random to draw tonight
You can make salad with them
WHAT IN GODS FUCKING NAME
THIS MAN HAS A GODROLL KNIFE AND HE FUCKING OBLITERATES IT
but if you close your eyes
does it almost feel like
nothing changed at all
do titles even mean anything at this point
No they've always meant nothing
yea i think that title's pretty boring
Give me a goofy one like the emperors little guy
I have not bothered with any of that
can bleed proc haymaker or something
no idea
did orthus come out before or after this penance update
The brave little servo skull
No
i've forgotten since i haven't played in ages
that would be an insane overlook
but dont think so
way back in ye olden days
nurgle noob
Orthus was nov/dec, well before penance update
Oh hey Josho
then this man using a god roll knife
and put only blessings that do not scale with his insane stats
and he put the worst of those kinds
That's stretch woman (elastic mom)
No.
Ok ok, that's jpreg
No omg
jpreg is that communist youtuber, right

u cant fkin say that here dough
Lol
bread
I need to shave
stans cant have beards
goatee superior
Bro if your bread is itchy please throw it away
True
They can have breads they punch a hole in the middle of though
There is goes
Doughthony served me well
Brain fats
Brain fats
I don't agree with monkeys eating bread
What
It's weird
Why does this bread look like salmon
IT IS
Cause its not bread
Oh whoops
Monkeys eat all sorts of food, and steal booze
who died and made stan the bread warden
I hate monkeys tbh
let monkeys eat bread
Jesus stan chill with all the racism
Fiest they cant eat bread
Now you hate them
next stan is gonna want to KILL them
We were monkeys at one point you know
i was delivered by a stork
idk about you
NO GOD I HATE THIS
MONKEYS SHOULD NOT WEAR CLOTHES
Alright stan
?
im gonna ask the vet at the end of the game
the logic behind his knife
No wtf
no 1 hates macaques like stannis baratheon





