The only image where that statement is actually viable and not just a meme
#zealot-class
spare talon
hard nexus
The only image where that statement is actually viable and not just a meme
no the original too
idk what that second picture is
but the first is the original
frosty herald
median steeple
sharp urchin
median steeple
sister jumpscare
ripe quest
<:yes:1239963025147039915>
Sister, that was over a year ago
median steeple
Josho why are you a rodent
north sedge
that was at least 3 years ago
ripe quest
that was last month
the span of months becomes years when you live in 2025
royal vortex
i am sid from ice age
median steeple
that is not sid
royal vortex
tell that to stan
ivory marlin
Josho thats a hamster
median steeple
erm what the fuck
ripe quest
Josho thats a hamster
DO NOT TELL JOSHO THAT THERE ARE HAMPSTERS
-# HE WILL OBLITERATE THEM!!!!!
median steeple
Is josho a walking microwave?
ivory marlin
Oh ok
royal vortex
i am innocent in this matter
ivory marlin
I’ve been trying to buy a lotus kubro but no one is selling the gene codes for an athletic huras
That shit is either athletic not huras or bulky and 3k plat
sharp urchin
Sister, that was over a year ago
Well I’m still telling my therapist about it.
ivory marlin
Real
spare talon
Well I’m still telling my therapist about it.
Has your therapist heard about stans taco eating methodology yet
obsidian prairie
Oh god what is it
sharp urchin
Has your therapist heard about stans taco eating methodology yet
No the last we spoke I was crying about spaghetti.
hushed agate
Oh god what is it
He eats them upside down
ivory marlin
Made someone cry before he even told them
spare talon
Upside down
Vertically
With a bowl to catch everything that falls out
obsidian prairie
How do you eat a taco upside down
obsidian prairie
Upside down
Vertically
With a bowl to catch everything that falls out
OH FUCK WHY
median steeple
messily
sharp urchin
obsidian prairie
WHY IS THIS PERSON ALLOWED TO EDUCATE CHILDREN
hushed agate
Stans mind is a mystery
median steeple
I thought he also used a fork and knife one time as well
spare talon
Like this, if the man was upright
ivory marlin
:(
obsidian prairie
Why is this man allowed near children at all
hushed agate
I guess its mostly about food stuff
rocky nacelle
are we sure hes not two children operating under the guise of a man in a suit
hushed agate
God forbid he teach a cooking class
spare talon
Floppy bacon
hushed agate
no he somehow teaches english
Yeah i know
median steeple
commits murder every time he walks in here
hushed agate
He says its his phone but everytime he has a conversation i become less and less sure
ivory marlin
no he somehow teaches english
He called me shirt
median steeple
it's ok pants
sharp urchin
To be fair, usually his English is pretty good, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t have such vivid mental imagery
ivory marlin
it's ok pants
:(
spare talon
Arco has never let me live "coke" down
crisp furnace
Really easy 3 man I-II
hushed agate
https://tenor.com/view/hunt-showdown-hunt-boucher-wtf-wtf-move-gif-15870536
What is this
ivory marlin
Hunt
spare talon
Skill issue
Perhaps you need to unlock the true potential of the knife, because 5% makes a difference
rocky nacelle
so true pilgrim
crisp furnace
I have to get that guy to duo a 3veg with me
spare talon
Wait why are you using lacerate
median steeple
rocky nacelle
Wait why are you using lacerate
crisp furnace
Wait why are you using lacerate
Low crit chance
obsidian ore
I have to get that guy to duo a 3veg with me
down to duo for one run if you wanna hop in
median steeple
It's been a whole weekend I wonder if melk wants to sell me surge finally
ivory marlin
Low crit chance
:(
crisp furnace
Free damage
median steeple
He's not even selling a good weapon
crisp furnace
go riposte
I don’t want to spec into crit cdr
median steeple
damn
fleet zealot
riposte is freeer damage
fleet zealot
I don’t want to spec into crit cdr
it's not about crit cdr
i know you are going momentum
riposte>lacerate for damage
open pollen
Zealot Theory: Loner exists to nerf knife zealot by encouraging them to gamble.
median steeple
zealot theory: loner exists
crisp furnace
Loner is a point tax
open pollen
ZealoTheory: Loner
median steeple
By the five!
median steeple
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
cause undertale
rocky nacelle
deltabetter
i skipped undertale cuz i find it poop compared to deltarune actual rpg party and turn based is more fun to me
high spade
obsidian prairie
Probably not decimator
crisp furnace
I must get that skin
obsidian prairie
I think thats weapon customization
rough galleon
I've been doing the loner penance on malice while some friends level alts
But they've lost interest
Someone kill me, but like, out of coherency, from behind, with the loner aura equipped
fleet zealot
spare talon
I asked my coworker why he left this grocery bag of ziploc bags of cereal by the front registers
rocky nacelle
spare talon
I asked my coworker why he left this grocery bag of ziploc bags of cereal by the...
He asked if I wanted a piece
Fucking
Trix krispies
fleet zealot
weed cereal?
frosty herald
i skipped undertale cuz i find it poop compared to deltarune actual rpg party an...
Cant figure out how it got popular
rocky nacelle
Cant figure out how it got popular
uh "subverting expectations" or some shit like that
frosty herald
The artstyle is so horendous it hurts to look at
fleet zealot
undertale was good for an indie
rocky nacelle
people pooping themselves cause lvl = how many people you kill not experience
😱
deep.
drifting wolf
they liked the skeleton
rocky nacelle
that too
frosty herald
You had super meat boy and lisa around the same time
rocky nacelle
kino mention
🕴️
still gotta play lisa
super meat boy was god tier
(never unlocked the kid when I was young though)
his secret level was aids, last secret character too 🙃
fleet zealot
i liked the story
rocky nacelle
idk i just like deltarune so much more
frosty herald
The end is nigh is the spiritual sequel to super meat boy
fleet zealot
like i'm not going to lie the bit through asgore's house made me sob
true, deltarune is looking to be much more polished
rocky nacelle
(I also like the music more)
and this funny guy is better than the funny skeleton
and his music is also better than the funny skeleton's
frosty herald
Its an actual polished game
fleet zealot
like idk, it felt kinda fucked up the monsters celebrating that you are going to die, without even realizing you are the human
drifting wolf
toby fox also probably likes deltarune a lot more
spare talon
Undertale is one of those game where you just boot up a silly little game and have a fun time for a few days (at least before it's overwhelming popularity)
A game that strikes me the same way but flew under the radar was everhood
God I love everhood
frosty herald
Isnt there an achievement for doing the full fire floor
rocky nacelle
God I love everhood
you go for any of the secret endings?
open pollen
A game that strikes me the same way but flew under the radar was everhood
"Flew under the radar"
About a game given high praise by tons of popular reviewers, including stickler Yahtzee Croshaw, made more than 3 mil in gross revenue and was nominated for a NAVGTR award
Ye might need to get your radar checked, methinks it ain't working right.
rocky nacelle
might be confirmation bias on that one
im on the flip end of not hearing shit about everhood
open pollen
Perhaps, or ya'll just need better radars
rocky nacelle
until it was personally recommended by a friend
frosty herald
Everhood is 100% under the radar
rocky nacelle
Perhaps, or ya'll just need better radars
open pollen
Bet you havn't even had a tech priest look at your radar like, ever
open pollen
Bet you only use your radar to play "Tennis for Two"
Then wonder why games keep flying by ye
Bet your radar is just a sticker, bet its peeling off in the corner.
Bet you the type to spell radar backwards
frosty herald
Everhood is gonna have you tweaking
frosty herald
It fills the good indie game but kinda forgotten cause of its difficulty type game
frosty herald
I still need to fight catgod
rocky nacelle
stop reminding me
need to 100% EBF4 (10 achievements left)
and then go 100% EBF5
frosty herald
Good luck
rocky nacelle
3 was the easiest and was free 🙃
hey I got the hard ones out of the way on 4
already
copper hawk
Mid rhythm game..
frosty herald
Maybe you can cheese the secret island raid dungeon with blessed trinkets
So you auto revive every turn
copper hawk
Crypt of the Peakrodancer still top..
spare talon
"Flew under the radar"
*About a game given high praise by tons of popular revie...
The only times I've ever heard it talked about are times that I have brought it up in conversation myself
Literally no one ever talked about it, but undertale, delta rune, omori, etc were everywhere
rocky nacelle
I think my solution
was finding out what element the dark heroes spammed the most
and also having insta death resist
and also what they were weak to ofc
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
and then I would just spam accuracy down and other debuffs so I never got 1 shotted by dark matt's limit or dark lance's nuke
dark heroes being able to use limits is so fuckkkked
lmao
fleet zealot
undertale was given to the pope
rocky nacelle
beating them on epic was satisfying
frosty herald
200% stats
rocky nacelle
I definitely restarted the fights a few times
had to dip out before i wiped
yea literally
it doesnt feel that crazy playing it
but then you read they're buffed by 200%
ngl EBF3 final boss on epic is a fuckin vibe check
spare talon
rocky nacelle
stagger maxxer vs cole
spare talon
stagger maxxer vs cole
He's a stagger minner if he's advocating for thunderstrike over hammerblow
royal vortex
the debuff is granted on the first staggering hit but it doesn't do anything until the 2nd
spare dome
man the new cookout in hd2 just sounds incredible
spare talon
the debuff is granted on the first staggering hit but it doesn't do anything unt...
And the debuff is gone when they die
Vs hammerblow remaining the entire time
royal vortex
man the new cookout in hd2 just sounds incredible
it's so good
it's my favorite weapon
spare dome
like genuinely one of the meatiest shotgun sounds, love it
royal vortex
even on bots u can set a group of devs/berserkers on fire while theyre stagger locked
spare talon
I honest to God don't understand people who think like this
spare dome
i steal one off my team's corpses whenevr possible
copper hawk
i dont understand how people can both
royal vortex
it also still absolutely swats shrieker patrols which is p funny
copper hawk
like a. have a very bad opinion and b. will defend it to death
royal vortex
its a breaker incind if it had skill expression
also a guaranteed one shot on bot trash if u tag em with like a single pellet
spare dome
stagger locking three separate alpha commanders and burning the shit around them
and never needing to reload*
royal vortex
so u can kinda sweep a patrol with a couple shots, stagger the devs and kill all the annoying dudes with machine guns
spare dome
so gud
royal vortex
i also like the crisper but i never remember to use it
spare dome
i can totally see a place for crisper in my bug loadouts
north sedge
I can't believe sid from ice age would forget such a thing
royal vortex
true...
spare dome
i dont generally care for flamethrowers tho
frosty herald
like a. have a very bad opinion and b. will defend it to death
Your favourite game is mid!
copper hawk
Your favourite game is mid!
u WILL use thunderstrike
royal vortex
the viper armor + lib carbine are nice
copper hawk
u WILL HATE hamemrblow
royal vortex
i like the lib carbine for bugs
the bushwacker is kinda... eh though
like it made me assume the cookout's sound/visuals wouldn't be that good because im not a fan of how the bushwacker feels to shoot at all
median steeple
north sedge
Bushwhacker is a 3 round punisher, basically
spare dome
man i really want the cookout tho
but thats all id be buying that entire warbond for
lmao
royal vortex
the fire armor is nice for fire planets
spare dome
ill just keep looting corpses
eh iunno
now that we can stim at full health
i see even less reason
fukken huge change btw
north sedge
You can also troll Randoms with the hellpod booster
Turn all their equipment pods into fire death missiles
spare dome
its kinda shit tho
spare talon
u WILL HATE hamemrblow
Im contemplating whether to even respond
north sedge
Comedy is always worth the price of admission
opaque island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTKDBVFVdic
euthanasia rollercoaster as a name goes so fucking hard
rocky nacelle
yeah and the fight it takes place during is even crazier
opaque island
oh you mean ||killing the sun/god at the end of time and space?|| Everhood is insane and i love it
hard nexus
peak
opaque island
Undertale is one of those game where you just boot up a silly little game and ha...
I got one for you that i bet you havent heard of that is really good if you liked Legend of zelda Handheld games like a link to the past. Cross Code is a diamond in the rough
open pollen
The only times I've ever heard it talked about are times that I have brought it ...
Bruv, I mostly just wanted an excuse to make radar jokes.
Did ye even clock the "I bet you're the type to spell radar backwards"? Or did that also fly under your radar?
opaque island
solar gorge
oh you mean ||killing the sun/god at the end of time and space?|| Everhood is in...
the music, which was a big part of the game, could've been better in my opinion
spare talon
Bruv, I mostly just wanted an excuse to make radar jokes.
Did ye even clock t...
Listen
I'm at work and I only skimmed your message lmao
solar gorge
it was kind of forgettable, okish
spare talon
And yes it did
open pollen
Listen
I'm at work and I only skimmed your message lmao
Lets hope you don't work on a sub, 'cause your radar is weak.
spare talon
I didn't see that
spare talon
the music, which was a big part of the game, could've been better in my opinion
I do agree with this
But the overall package was just too rock solid for me to care
opaque island
if you ask me, the best part of everhood is all the characters i mean, who can forget mushroom #5
spare talon
I got one for you that i bet you havent heard of that is really good if you like...
I've heard of cross code, is that the single player game with like a mock-mmo setting
rocky nacelle
oh you mean ||killing the sun/god at the end of time and space?|| Everhood is in...
yeah its so good
spare talon
With like LoZ puzzles and stuff
rocky nacelle
and actually thats not the fight
opaque island
I've heard of cross code, is that the single player game with like a mock-mmo se...
yes exactly that one
rocky nacelle
mfw I get my arm back and then everhood really starts
opaque island
well now you've heard good thingsa bout it from 2 dudes
spare talon
Which is how I learned what it was about (the name itself I had heard before but nothing beyond that)
spare talon
Everhood when it pulls a fucking awesome unique mechanic out of its ass for 2 minutes only to never use it again (it does this 27 times)
rocky nacelle
the only ending I dont ever see myself getting
opaque island
Everhood when it pulls a fucking awesome unique mechanic out of its ass for 2 mi...
outrun, in my RPG rhythm game? its more likely than you think
rocky nacelle
is the left alone ending
aka walk past 1000 doors for 4 hours
and they have rooms specifically designed to not make you afk and just hold right and go somewhere else
it requires actual moving up and down later
left iron
:^)
spare dome
@royal vortex dont suppose u have a number on impalers range
other than 'holy fuck thats far'
royal vortex
unfortunately not
spare dome
one day
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/warp-travel-warhammer40k-rogue-trader-warhammer-gif-27085...
Do you think they asked him to pose or he just did that
rocky nacelle
hes been chilling like that since shadow moses
he definitely just did that shit 💯 🔥 🗿
misty nova
Mooooaaaai
spare talon
2 more bodies discovered
No new leads
Authorities are baffled, panicked, scrambling
median steeple
eepy
copper hawk
HATE THAT CREATURE
opaque island
anyone else shoot their bolter in time with the music during events?
dark wing
what are the blessings I want on knives?
median steeple
anyone else shoot their bolter in time with the music during events?
yeah sometimes
or timing heavies to disposal team
visual stream
or timing heavies to disposal team
Chord is especially good for this
visual stream
what are the blessings I want on knives?
Flesh tearer lacerate
rocky nacelle
opaque island
/*88074196874\
median steeple
Flesh tearer lacerate
unironically my first darktide game back I got a zealot with this combo
It was pain
meager bison
what are the blessings I want on knives?
Flesh tearer uncanny strike was meta for a while.
Nowadays it's riposte precog I believe.
Both are fine(?)
rocky nacelle
i think it depends
riposte if you dont wanna run piety
uncanny precog if you wanna have crit from piety
or just go completely dumb on crit and piety riposte but thats up to your discretion
coarse birch
its uncanny riposte or precog if you arent speccing full piety/crit chance, other wise you can run precog riposte or riposte flesh tearer
spare talon
what are the blessings I want on knives?
dark wing
LMAO
I just want something to make these bullshit backstab penances less gruelling
this shit is BORING AS HELL
obsidian prairie
Think I had a lacerate vet
obsidian prairie
this shit is BORING AS HELL
Blessed be thine aim is good
Because knives are good
spare talon
this shit is BORING AS HELL
Run piety precog and riposte
You won't regret it (I am biased)
dark wing
i suppose I finished the inexorable penance......
spare talon
rocky nacelle
run piety precog and uncanny(im not biased at all its just what im using) 😎
can u 1 shot it next time cole to show off the true potential of the knife
thanks
spare talon
You're right
5% would have made the difference
rocky nacelle
cole after he checks people who reply to him on reddit
(they know what they're talking about)
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/auuggghh-ugh-eeughh-eaogkdaogh-snoringaneurysm-gif-256788...
reverb fart sfx
proud scroll
Should i change naything?
median steeple
looks good
proud scroll
gotcha, thanks !!!
rocky nacelle
pretty damn solid tbh
median steeple
momentum is pretty good
rocky nacelle
go piety crit crusher
median steeple
for crusher
crisp furnace
Momentum
rocky nacelle
smitekers when 3 poxwalkers sneak up on them
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-2080...
It was so simple all along
If I just throw out my personal experience, knowledge of internal mechanics, understanding of basic math, any and all logic and common sense, then it all finally makes sense!
obsidian prairie
Everything starts to make sense after a lobotomy
rocky nacelle
It was so simple all along
If I just throw out my personal experience, knowledge...
thumbs up Reddit gold upvote etc
you finally get it!
spare talon
"Holy Yes. holds up spork take my updoots ! u win the interwebz 2day ser !"
rocky nacelle
totally an epic win.
spare talon
An Epic_Win
copper hawk
i run 2 toughness and 1 health
crisp furnace
2 stamina 1 toughness
open pollen
I've done 3 +3 stamina repleat with Block Efficiency, Sprint Efficiency and Stamina Regen. It's a hell of a drug
Reviving a teammate when a horde is clobbering you feels very Ogryn
Buuut you should probably just play Ogryn
open pollen
An Epic_Win
An Epic_Cole certified Epic_Win!
burnt belfry
Whats the best build to use for the shocking stuff penance?
spare talon
Whats the best build to use for the shocking stuff penance?
Stun grenades, typically
(Flamer into a horde on damnation)
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/ferret-slide-gif-21101138
Johnny_test_whipcrack_sfx.ogg
dark wing
Did you know?
grizzled aspen
Whats the best build to use for the shocking stuff penance?
Get a zealout teammate to help you, as their stuns count as well. Use a chainsword with fotf. Throw a stun, charge, start mincing. Teammate should have enough of a brain to space out stuns for maximum stunned combatants.
I did mine with an eviscerator, but a mk13 chainsword should be very serviceable.
spare talon
Did you know?
Thank God, I was getting worried
fleet zealot
mfw i get into a good game with 3 competent players and now everything is too easy
spare talon
mfw i get into a good game with 3 competent players and now everything is too ea...
this is why i play normal board maelstroms and normal heresy, everything just becomes boring when nothing goes wrong
crisp furnace
mfw i get into a good game with 3 competent players and now everything is too ea...
Duos
hushed knoll
Ok here is my usual way of eating tacos. Fork and knife in a bowl @north sedge @royal vortex @nimble fiber @left iron
crisp furnace
Or even true solo
It’s been a while I need to get back into fighting form for solo
delicate shadow
why not just...do a taco bowl
royal vortex
Ok here is my usual way of eating tacos. Fork and knife in a bowl <@714244267786...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
hushed knoll
Ok here is my usual way of eating tacos. Fork and knife in a bowl <@714244267786...
@coarse birch
royal vortex
incan u don't understand the levels of hell we went through to figure out what he thought eating a taco with your hands meant
hushed knoll
why not just...do a taco bowl
Why would u do that when I have tacos
delicate shadow
what does he think it means? 
hushed knoll
This is how I hold it
coarse birch
i fucking hate you
delicate shadow
royal vortex
This is how I hold it
AAAAAAAAAAAA
delicate shadow
chaotic evil food consumption
coarse birch
This is how I hold it
are you doing it in front of someone
spare talon
IS THAT KETCHUP
hushed knoll
coarse birch
please
hushed knoll
Why is ketchup bad
rocky nacelle
this is why i play normal board maelstroms and normal heresy, everything just be...
a fan of chaos are you 
coarse birch
and then you put ketchup on it
naive parrot
Are the chainaxes any good?
coarse birch
you will not be hearing from me again
hushed knoll
It’s taco sauce haha
coarse birch
Are the chainaxes any good?
yes
hushed knoll
I swear
naive parrot
What are the differences between them?
grizzled aspen
Which attacks are the "sticky" ones and some slight differences in blessings.
coarse birch
mk12 has strikedown heavies and is a bit more single target oriented with a bit worse horde clear using the lights, whereas the mk4 has sweeping heavies and single target lights
hushed knoll
Prob good with taco meat
coarse birch
and mk4 has slightly sticky lights
drifting wolf
dire quarry
what do u guys think of the knife for the zealot (very new player)
coarse birch
applesauce will not come into play
naive parrot
Hmm, thanks for the info
coarse birch
it would not be good with taco meat either
drifting wolf
what do u guys think of the knife for the zealot (very new player)
obligatory england joke
naive parrot
what do u guys think of the knife for the zealot (very new player)
terrible gun
coarse birch
knife is v good
hushed knoll
Which attacks are the "sticky" ones and some slight differences in blessings.
Hello ice cream sundae looking frog
grizzled aspen
what do u guys think of the knife for the zealot (very new player)
It requires knowledge of the moveset and good positioning to use properly, as well as proper blessings. Go hunting for some of them before you try and run it or you will miss out on a lot of a knife's potential.
coarse birch
thats a good combo yeah
grizzled aspen
Knife and flamer with blades of faith is excellent.
dire quarry
I am still leveling my zealot
my zel is only lvl 15 rn trying to run some lvl 3 runs right now to get some levels
grizzled aspen
Hello ice cream sundae looking frog
At least I don't microwave my ice cream.
left iron
Ok here is my usual way of eating tacos. Fork and knife in a bowl <@714244267786...
What the fuck
Why did i wake up to this
modern lintel
At least I don't microwave my ice cream.
Could do mexican deep fried ice cream
hushed knoll
What the fuck
Why are you awake
coarse birch
they just awoke
grizzled aspen
Stan, did you take full tacos and fucking mash them into taco salad?
coarse birch
he cant eat them without making a mess
so thats how he does it
because he holds them vertically
and just ends up dumping the contents
he does not understand proper taco holding
despite a ms paint representation
modern lintel
Lifes hard with spider hands i imagine for eating tacos
hushed knoll
Stan, did you take full tacos and fucking mash them into taco salad?
No I cut them with a food and knife
grizzled aspen
How can you not figure out you turn your head to the vertical taco and not the other way around?
grizzled aspen
You fucking ape.
coarse birch
like the bottom facing away from you
hushed knoll
Ok here is my usual way of eating tacos. Fork and knife in a bowl <@714244267786...
@ripe quest
grizzled aspen
Somebody please teach this man to eat tacos.
grizzled aspen
like the bottom facing away from you
No, like bottom down and you turn your head completely sideways for a bite.
hushed knoll
This is how I hold it
@ripe quest
coarse birch
yeah thats how your meant to do it
im saying stan holds it straight up and down
and doesnt understand the alternative
grizzled aspen
This mf eats his tacos like they're burgers???
How has Stan even survived this long???
hushed knoll
You’ll fuckin give yourself sciatica if you hold it horizontal and bend your head
Why would you do that
coarse birch
no not even like a burger
grizzled aspen
You only turn your head for like 2 seconds.
How tf are you going to wind up hurting yourself?
median steeple
grizzled aspen
Do you have glass bones and paper skin?
spare talon
you can also turn the taco like 45 degrees and your head 45 degrees
north sedge
hushed knoll
Her head is like fuckin sideways
spare talon
yeah like that
coarse birch
yeah
hushed knoll
So is the toco
spare talon
not really
hushed knoll
Wait wtf
grizzled aspen
Yes, that's how you eat tacos correctly, Stan.
coarse birch
cause thats how you eat a fucking taco
hushed knoll
Why is the taco sideways
spare talon
grizzled aspen
BECAUSE THATS HOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM.
coarse birch
BECAUSE YOU DONT HOLD IT UP AND DOIWN
hushed knoll
How is it not falling out
coarse birch
im not doing this again
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north sedge
Hahahaha
hushed knoll
It’s still vertical
coarse birch
ITS NOT
grizzled aspen
Shut up, tech priest!
grizzled aspen
The bottom and your hand hold the filling in.
coarse birch
its not the back of the taco stan
grizzled aspen
And thats why you eat over a plate or the wrapper that they're given to you in.
It's ok to make a mess.
It's expected.
lusty oar
i let it spill out the back and suck it off the plate
coarse birch
stan just does that but into a bowl
grizzled aspen
Thank you Backup, very cool!
lusty oar
sad
grizzled aspen
Somebody needs to teach this man how to eat every food on the planet at this point.
I'd be willing to bet he doesn't do the fork twirl to eat spaghetti.
lusty oar
what fork twirl
grizzled aspen
I'm not even gonna react to that because I know you're being dumb on purpose.
lusty oar
fork is for parmesan
coarse birch
i just eat it raw
lusty oar
you cut the spaghetti with scissors and scoop it up with a spoon
spare talon
i just gorilla grip the spaghetti
coarse birch
i fill the box with sauce and parmesan
grizzled aspen
Creatures. All of you. Barely even human.
coarse birch
just eat out of that
coarse birch
anyway
i hope you all sleep well knowing stan cant eat a taco properly
its a science apparently
spare talon
i do not
grizzled aspen
I won't.
coarse birch
i truly wish you didnt have to be cursed with the knowledge
grizzled aspen
I have an urge to kidnap him and force him to learn proper respect for his food.
You WILL eat tacos like a normal person, you WILL make a mess, and you WILL be happy about it!
hushed agate
https://tenor.com/view/bebop-and-rocksteady-eating-spaghetti-pasta-tmnt-eating-g...
Dude what the fuck why are they eating my relatives
Thats gross do t semd that agan!😡
modern lintel
@hushed knoll have considered burrito and or crunch wraps
grizzled aspen
<@399244889109561364> have considered burrito and or crunch wraps
I bet he eats burritos with a fork and a knife.
hushed agate
I bet he eats burritos with a fork and a knife.
I kid you fucking not
hushed knoll
The bottom and your hand hold the filling in.
But if you try to pinch it breaks the shell
hushed agate
I believe he said he has
north sedge
<@399244889109561364> have considered burrito and or crunch wraps
Fork and knife too
grizzled aspen
But if you try to pinch it breaks the shell
You dont have to death grip it, you ape.
hushed knoll
I have an urge to kidnap him and force him to learn proper respect for his food.
That’s… illegal
grizzled aspen
Unless your fine motor skills are like that of a toddler, you should have zero issues holding a taco without breaking it.
royal vortex
That’s… illegal
QTE succeeded
hushed knoll
I bet he eats burritos with a fork and a knife.
I do
grizzled aspen
QTE succeeded
Nope, I am in his walls.
hushed knoll
And it’s just less stressful to eat with a fork and knife
hushed knoll
Nope, I am in his walls.
grizzled aspen
The only reason you should be eating a burrito with a fork and knife is if it's like a monster burrito the size of your head.
hushed knoll
Sometimes I squeeze the burrito or bite into it and the filling gushes out the top
coarse birch
stan
hushed agate
And it’s just less stressful to eat with a fork and knife
It is quite literally made to be eaten by hand and designed to be as clean as possible
grizzled aspen
Stan has the fine motor skills of a 2 year old, confirmed.
hushed knoll
Like bean burritos from Taco Bell I eat with a fork and knife
grizzled aspen
Ok, Stan, think of it like this, right?
If you ate a nature valley granola bar, you wouldn't want to death grip it, right?
hushed knoll
I don’t like this
grizzled aspen
Because that would make a godawful mess, yeah?
coarse birch
good
hushed knoll
If you ate a nature valley granola bar, you wouldn't want to death grip it, righ...
I don’t death grip anything
grizzled aspen
Use the same logic for holding a burrito.
hushed knoll
Nature valley bars hurt
coarse birch
you do
hushed agate
I don’t like this
I am sorry😞
coarse birch
you clearly fucking do
hushed knoll
I always get the crumbs in my sleeve
coarse birch
Nature valley bars hurt
wha
hushed knoll
And then it makes me so fucking itchy
grizzled aspen
If you're crushing a fucking taco just by holding it then you are death gripping everything.
hushed agate
If you're crushing a fucking taco just by holding it then you are death gripping...
^
Just let it lay in your hand
grizzled aspen
Yeah, it does that.
hushed knoll
Or sometimes I accidentally flatten it
coarse birch
if you squeeze it a little it can help
hushed agate
Like the whole thing
Are you biting it like a rabid wolf?
hushed knoll
That’s why it’s just easier to eat with a fork and knife
grizzled aspen
Be a man, lean over your plate or wrapper, and just fucking eat it.
hushed agate
One bite shouldnt destroy it
coarse birch
since your not pulling it together with your teeth as much
hushed knoll
You’re gonna use a fork and knife anyway to eat the filling that’s fallen out
coarse birch
no
grizzled aspen
No the fuck I'm not.
hushed agate
Be a man, lean over your plate or wrapper, and just fucking eat it.
Says the amphibian
hushed knoll
Then how to you eat dropped filling
hushed knoll
I just had like half fall out
grizzled aspen
PICK IT UP AND EAT IT
hushed knoll
With my HANDS.
hushed agate
You all are messy eaters smh
coarse birch
stan
hushed knoll
It got on my shirt too
lusty oar
It got on my shirt too
animal
coarse birch
you cannot act disgusted when you eat a taco in every single conceivable way but the right one
grizzled aspen
No, there's just an acceptable level of mess that comes with eating tacos, and Stan seems to be allergic to eating with his hands.
hushed agate
If you dont want mess you get a burrito
grizzled aspen
I bet this man pulverizes chicken nuggets when he picks them up.
Just straight smashes those mfs.
hushed agate
Kills the chicken a second time
rocky nacelle
Just straight smashes those mfs.
coarse birch
he grabs all of at once and just destroys them
naive parrot
is that not what you're supposed to do
coarse birch
after slathering them in ketchup
hushed agate
is that not what you're supposed to do
One nuggy at a time
hushed knoll
Burritos fall apart at the top
grizzled aspen
Ranch is good.
hushed agate
Whats wrong with ketchup
coarse birch
i wish i could say they are drowned in it but he eats saltines with ketchup so
grizzled aspen
Tomatoes don't agree with my stomach.
hushed knoll
You can make tomato soup with ketchup
coarse birch
im sure nuggies get it too
hushed agate
Burritos fall apart at the top
Eat the filling on the top then
hushed knoll
Just add water
hushed agate
You can make tomato soup with ketchup
Tomato sauce and ketchup are not the same stan
lusty oar
You can make tomato soup with ketchup
have you tried that with an instant ramen package
hushed agate
Its nowhere near the same
grizzled aspen
Ketcuhp is a fucking vinegar based sauce!
lusty oar
you get some extra seasoning and noodles to go with it
spare talon
You cant make tomato soup out of ketchup!
grizzled aspen
It's not even mainly tomato!
hushed knoll
have you tried that with an instant ramen package
Nope
hushed agate
Ketchup doesnt even taste like tomato alot of the time
hushed knoll
I love ketchup on well done steak
naive parrot
You cant make tomato soup out of ketchup!
Ketchup IS tomato soup, from a certain perspective
hushed agate
Its candy sauce
hushed knoll
Ketchup IS tomato soup, from a certain perspective
grizzled aspen
That's because it's sugar filled vinegar sauce.
coarse birch
ketchup only goes on steak if its like unseasoned
hushed agate
Ketchup IS tomato soup, from a certain perspective
My chicken soup with 5% chicken mmmm
grizzled aspen
ketchup only goes on steak if its like unseasoned
NO
hushed agate
Steak is nasty
grizzled aspen
That's what steak sauce is for!
naive parrot
My chicken soup with 5% chicken mmmm
But chicken noodle soup IS 5% chicken
fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
It's in the fucking name!
lusty oar
this chat is full of dogs
coarse birch
i prefer steak sauce on seasoned steak
fleet zealot
this chat is full of dogs
WRONG
hushed agate
But chicken noodle soup IS 5% chicken
What kind of fucked up chicken soup are you eating
hushed agate
this chat is full of dogs
Ermm no?
grizzled aspen
If your steak is properly seasoned and cooked then you don't need a sauce.
naive parrot
What kind of fucked up chicken soup are you eating
The kind with broth, noodle, chicken
coarse birch
well actually my dad makes a certain steak sauce that i prefer to ketchup anyway
naive parrot
do you jsut eat chicken chunks in broth or something
hushed agate
do you jsut eat chicken chunks in broth or something
Small chunks?
fleet zealot
i love steak sauce but i only use it on cheap steaks
naive parrot
bro jsut eating fucking cat food
grizzled aspen
No, I eat chicken chunks in white rice with a dabble of soy sauce because I'm a big mf and I need my calories.
coarse birch
idk if ive ever had steak i didnt want sauce on
hushed agate
Just drink broth at that point
grizzled aspen
i love steak sauce but i only use it on cheap steaks
That's understandable. Making a cheap steak good is kinda hard.
coarse birch
although i think steak is just ok
naive parrot
are you just drinking fucking chicken broth and calling it soup???????
grizzled aspen
Alright, now here's a question.
hushed agate
Just eat instant ramen
grizzled aspen
Does Stan eat vegetable beef soup?
hushed agate
Does Stan eat vegetable beef soup?
Idk
grizzled aspen
Because that's a lot of different vegetables, textures, and flavors, all in one bowl.
hushed agate
Does Stan eat vegetable beef soup?
@hushed knoll
modern lintel
French onion soup me beloved
fleet zealot
EVery time
i'm fucking
havng it too easy abusing veteran
so i swap back to zealot
then no oen does specials or ranged
watched a veteran getting shot to death while charging psword to kill one poxer
median steeple
the eternal cycle
modern lintel
I almost only play vet now tbh
fleet zealot
it's just too strong for the gameplay loop
and recons just got buffed too so literally
coarse birch
i just cant get into vet
modern lintel
Iv been mainly on bolt pistol psword w voc or knife double barrel infiltrate
coarse birch
i dont like super ranged heavy focus, and if im going melee id rather play zealot or psyker cause i dislike psword
modern lintel
Drink the knife vet juice and convert
hushed agate
watched a veteran getting shot to death while charging psword to kill one poxer
I've noticed that ever since recon got buffed theres been more bad vet players
There like the new plasma vets
New phenotype
drifting wolf
new strain
modern lintel
Iv seen so many vets get absolutely dumpster by trash mobs cause they wont put away their gun under any circumstances since its buff
naive parrot
plasma vet phrenology
modern lintel
Im still stuck on vet will always be seen as the shitter class as its what most new players gravitate too as seeing them as just the basic gun shooty guy and then they get locked into that mentality and brain rot sets in
hushed agate
Im happy i didnt go through that phase
naive parrot
Does the brain rot set in, or was it already there, and vet simply allows them to express the brain rot the best?
hushed agate
My first class was zealot because i wanted to smack things hard
So i always was using melee
fleet zealot
im going to psyker
psyker and vet
only classes that can just not worry about the ammo system
while also being the best at clearing range besides a glugger but glugger needs to eat ammo
naive parrot
Ogryn was first and best, but I've played so much ogryn that my brain is melting and I need to do something else, so zealot it is
modern lintel
My first was zealot and vet was my last class to lvl and i hated the idea of playing vet cause i had only seen brain dead veterns in my matchs
hushed agate
psyker is pretty fun but I feel so limited while playing them
Its because it feels like there tree doesn't have much variety
Like there blitz feel more like weapons
median steeple
well 2 of them do
hushed agate
But you get three with no sidegrades
modern lintel
I was on an ogryn kick for a good bit of time tho
fluid hollow
got lucky and rolled fleshtearer 3 on one of the knives on my trek to 30
fleet zealot
no one fucking pings
median steeple
Psyker really needs more staves
naive parrot
But you get three with no sidegrades
I thought thats what the staffs were for
fleet zealot
3 ass titles and i bet they all fuckin got carried for it like wtf
how do you play without pings
median steeple
It's crazy
modern lintel
Also feel like pysker shouldve gotten some melee oriented nodes
median steeple
Playing ping vet is a great time
drifting wolf
witch hunter captain
median steeple
I love WHC
fleet zealot
every class should get focus target and rework focus target
hushed agate
Also feel like pysker shouldve gotten some melee oriented nodes
Honestly with how quick scriers can eat hordes with melee i say we doing alright
fluid hollow
how do you play without pings
I know on controller you can either have the LB be ping or dodge and dodging is easier for me, but I still ping when needed. laziness is all really
naive parrot
Also feel like pysker shouldve gotten some melee oriented nodes
Psyker can be very good in melee, instantly clears all hordes and elites, all for the low cost of one wound 
modern lintel
Weapon specialist w double barrel has byfar been the most fun to me weapon juggling like a mfr
fluid hollow
although I wish I had pc
modern lintel
Psyker can be very good in melee, instantly clears all hordes and elites, all fo...
Thats mainly to do w the actual weapons themselves
hushed agate
although I wish I had pc
Controllers tough but not as bad as people think
They saw all the new xbox players on launch and went "ppfff controller must SUCK because theyre doing bad"
fluid hollow
oh yeah it's not terrible by any means
modern lintel
The only issue i constantly run into w controller is accidentally crouching instead of sliding sometimes
hushed agate
oh yeah it's not terrible by any means
I know but alot of pc players tend to over exaggerate the pros of pc but its definitely better
fluid hollow
The only issue i constantly run into w controller is accidentally crouching inst...
I'm having an issue where it says diagnol dodge on yet it still don't let me dodge while running diagonally.
hushed agate
The only issue i constantly run into w controller is accidentally crouching inst...
This happens to me fucking constantly
Its so aids
Trying to escape gunners i crouch and get killed
fluid hollow
I know but alot of pc players tend to over exaggerate the pros of pc but its def...
yeahhh I'm on the xdefiant games reddit server and it's definitely an argument everyonce in a bit lmao
I'm just like I do good on both so I'm null lmao
ripe quest
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fluid hollow
I could go for some tacos
ripe quest
yeah same
naive parrot
Ok here is my usual way of eating tacos. Fork and knife in a bowl <@714244267786...
Thats just a taco salad, and its pretty normal
south folio
can't wait to kill stan and exhillious
coarse birch
tacos do sound good
hushed agate
can't wait to kill stan and exhillious
What did exhillious do
south folio
exist
coarse birch
exhil had a reasonable reaction
south folio
he's acting out like a crazy person and this looks like a good excuse for me to murder him for
coarse birch
exhil is right here
hushed agate
ripe quest
he's acting out like a crazy person and this looks like a good excuse for me to ...
arco the karma meter is pretty neutral rn why would you consider me for death
south folio
i just want to erase the bad things from this world
coarse birch
i just want to erase the bad things from this world
start with yourself
median steeple
spare talon
im so unbelievably mad
right before the trapper started winding up, i stop dodging backwards so my dodges reset, so i can do it again to dodge the net with an effective dodge
and i do, you can watch the count reset
and then it ticks down one, the flamer jostles a little when i dodge
but i just stay in place, i didnt move a single bit
i turn around and there was literally nothing but an open doorway
what the actual fuck just happened
when im trapped, you can see that the counter was at 3/4, meaning that the dodge did happen
but it just didnt move me at all
vast basin
looks like you just got stuck on something
like a little stair lip which your character tripped over
spare talon
yeah i know that thats what happened
but GOD DAMN IM STILL ALLOWED TO BE MAD AT IT
cuz that really shouldnt happen
coarse birch
getting your dodges caught on shit is very tilting
hushed agate
getting your dodges caught on shit is very tilting
Especially when its a mauler or crusher overhead
Ive tried dodging those and ending up hitting a box multiple times
It never hurts less
naive parrot
skill issue
hushed agate
skill issue
I will fillet you like a fish
naive parrot
just have perfect situational awareness at all times
ez
better yet just be ogryn and lose a moderate amount of toughness when it hits you
spare talon
just have perfect situational awareness
"there is a doorway i am perfectly centered with which has 0 enemies near it, i will dodge backward into it to avoid this attack because there is nothing to block said dodge"
blocked by literally nothing
naive parrot
should have known it was there idiot
spare talon
youre so right
modern lintel
It was all apart of the emperors plans
naive parrot
the emperor was blocking you from retreating
spare talon
im really bored so i swap to an alt character thats not done leveling and make a quick mid weapon to have some fun
i get this
modern lintel
Divine intervention
naive parrot
multiple of the same class??
hushed agate
just have perfect situational awareness
"there is a doorway i am perfectly cente...
Normally my brain does that automatically
spare talon
multiple of the same class??
yeah
naive parrot
y tho
spare talon
cuz i can
naive parrot
fair
spare talon
naive parrot
ogryn should have 6 voices since they only have male characters, fight me
hushed agate
ogryn should have 6 voices since they only have male characters, fight me
How would you even begin to make three more
I can see one more
But the other two would be extremely hard to make different
naive parrot
Simple, you get 3 voices, and then you make them
naive parrot
idiot
drifting wolf
3 whole new personalities of dumb
fleet zealot
200k damage zealot lets goo
naive parrot
3 whole new personalities of dumb
it would be grand
Real talk though we don't have a traditional 'dumb ogryn'. All of our ogryns are way above bone 'ead
fleet zealot
it would cost more than a few grand alright
drifting wolf
brawler is on his way to it
fleet zealot
Real talk though we don't have a traditional 'dumb ogryn'. All of our ogryns are...
that's because ogryn lore is being pushed to be more like DT
hushed agate
that's because ogryn lore is being pushed to be more like DT
Which is good because holy shit some old ogryn writing is
Really bad
Darktide ogryns are great
They also look cooler
naive parrot
that's because ogryn lore is being pushed to be more like DT
we need lady ogryns, fight me
drifting wolf
Brawler is your average bone ead
probably not even given that his implant is malfunctioning
naive parrot
probably not even given that his implant is malfunctioning
his brain is growing too large, the implant can no longer control it
drifting wolf
true
sterile basalt
we need lady ogryns, fight me
Pretty sure DT Ogryns’ gender are just called “ogryn”
hushed agate
"Smell like cooked meat"
sterile basalt
Not male/female
hushed agate
then GIVE ME 3 MORE VOICES
sterile basalt
New personalities as dlc would be pretty cool
modern lintel
Mfw i think im going to panera bread and to get some fucking mac and cheese but realize its 10 already
hushed agate
New personalities as dlc would be pretty cool
Wouldn't be worth the cost
Voice acting is very expensive
naive parrot
If we had lady ogryns we wouldn't be the lowest played class, bet
sterile basalt
Wouldn't be worth the cost
Don’t know tbh, it could be a paid dlc
But yes it’s expensive to do
spare talon
that one ogryn GF thing posted to the DT reddit recently
hushed agate
Don’t know tbh, it could be a paid dlc
Va work for one personality means bringing every va back in to make interactions with the new personality
naive parrot
that one ogryn GF thing posted to the DT reddit recently
sadly fun-hating moderators removed it for being "low effort"
sterile basalt
Va work for one personality means bringing every va back in to make interactions...
I think they’ve been adding new lines over past few patches tbh
drifting wolf
tyranny
hushed agate
I think they’ve been adding new lines over past few patches tbh
They tweek the chances of certain lines playing if they are too rare
modern lintel
Maybe jm crazy but w some of morrows lines it sounds like he has two diff Va
hushed agate
Maybe jm crazy but w some of morrows lines it sounds like he has two diff Va
I think youre just crazy
sterile basalt
They tweek the chances of certain lines playing if they are too rare
Ah ok
modern lintel
I think youre just crazy
Surly not
hushed agate
Ermmm sir you literally have the jonkler as your profile picture
I think i know what im saying
naive parrot
cant a man jonkle in peace
modern lintel
No
spare talon
live jonkler reaction
median steeple
modern lintel
(He had to play w pub stealth speedrunner)
hushed agate
Understandable
modern lintel
naive parrot
(He had to play w pub stealth speedrunner)
pub stealth speedrunner, and getting downed immediately and quitting, name a more iconic duo
modern lintel
I wonder who took the bruisers gun away
modern lintel
pub stealth speedrunner, and getting downed immediately and quitting, name a mor...
Vets being allergic to melee
hushed agate
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850710858215456779/1203490330222141530/...
Do you have that gif of the reaper looking cunfudled
modern lintel
No 
hushed agate
Damn
modern lintel
Also my cars mileage is nearly at 69420 were nearly there gamers
naive parrot
Also my cars mileage is nearly at 69420 were nearly there gamers
be careful when my friends car hit that mileage snoop dogg crawled out of the trunk and the car immediately got pulled over