#zealot-class

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spare talon
spice bay
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is haymaker on combat blade mk3 a good idea?

spare talon
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No

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Absolutely not

fleet zealot
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It’s terrible on mk6 as well but mk3 is worse cause it has no cleave on heavies

misty nova
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Meme material, like low quality material

fleet zealot
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Not even as a meme

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It works on ogryn clubs cause you can swipe a whole section of horde out of the way

spare talon
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4% chance to one shot an enemy
Or you could have 100% chance by aiming for the head

spice bay
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Uncanny Strike and Riposte/Mercy Killer are still the best ones for mk3 bombat blade right

spare talon
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Not for zealot

fleet zealot
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Mercy only taken on vet

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Uncanny + precog or riposte (executor can work for mk6, flesh tearer if you want to force bleed)

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Or if going blazing piety you can go riposte+precog

spice bay
fleet zealot
spare talon
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Anything that says meta on gameslantern typically is anything but

spice bay
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any suggestions for builds for stealth then

north sedge
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the ever present razgriz builds

spice bay
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link?

misty nova
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The talents are solid

crisp furnace
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I am going to vomit

hard nexus
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whats the way of not legit

spice bay
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its been working really well

crisp furnace
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You jump off the map

hard nexus
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is it jumping off ledge and then speedrunning

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oh that still works

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pawesome

crisp furnace
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Yeah

misty nova
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But mercy killer on knife is not (on zealot)

hard nexus
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yah if u wanna do that for me i would appreciate that a lot

fleet zealot
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Hp stacking instead of toughness

spice bay
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im stacking toughness anyways

misty nova
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And SAP is not good rn

misty nova
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Old guide?

spice bay
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and if its that bad then give me an example of whats good or an actual build

fleet zealot
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Momentum toughness regen is terrible weapons are bad

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Not old

hard nexus
hard nexus
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just

fleet zealot
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Momentum toughness regen was never good

hard nexus
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bad

fleet zealot
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And im on mobile

spare talon
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But this is my suggestion for piety, which is just one of the options you have

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Cuz momentum works for knife too

misty nova
north sedge
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all those razgriz builds have questionable stuff

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they're popular because they put Meta in the name when the builds section got launched on gameslantern

spice bay
misty nova
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Oh raz is the user that made the build

spare talon
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There are a few exceptions but they're really specific

fleet zealot
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My favorite games lantern build is the non autistic zealot

spare talon
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It's flat out just one of the best toughness gen talents in the game

north sedge
spare dome
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Oh you'd notice if there was no internal cooldown. There originally wasn't lmao

spare talon
fleet zealot
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I need to make and post an autistic zealot build on games lantern

spare dome
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One dodge dodges three melee swings and two shooters you didn't even know were about to shoot, insta-toughness refill. Good times.

north sedge
spare talon
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But I'm assuming the guy who made the GL build is the one I'm thinking of, the one who scripts his own text chat mods

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He remembers me cuz of my steam name being a full printer model name

spice bay
misty nova
rocky nacelle
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hadron I demand you to make this mk6 as broken as my mk3

misty nova
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And link to a yt video

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Gonna double on the bad build irony

rocky nacelle
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make sure to get overpressure and fan the flames

acoustic dune
rocky nacelle
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shes done it a few times only cause ive been a good guardian and saved up my plasteel for gambling

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9k gone in a night

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worth though

spice bay
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its funny how it takes 9min to get a genuine answer that helps, thanks Epic_Cole

acoustic dune
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i am sure hadron just keep the plasteen for hereself

rocky nacelle
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that night i got the god knife and im only missing like

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1 or 2 T4 blessings on knife

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then I found a manstopper blue shotgun in the shop day after

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(no double barrel manstopper or flechette though qq)

fleet zealot
spare talon
fluid hollow
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when the caffeine isn't helping with the adhd fatigue 💤

spice bay
austere mist
spare talon
austere mist
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nest in bed with a bunch of pillows

rocky nacelle
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oh ya cole on that god knife I got, if I had the chance to get rid of T4 uncanny should I just get rid of T4 uncanny run riposte/precog and swap to IJ ?

spice bay
spare talon
rocky nacelle
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rending op im assuming is the reason

coarse birch
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Yeah

spare talon
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The reason you stop needing it is cuz of the pseudo rending of crits

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And with piety you're always high on crit chance

spice bay
fluid hollow
crisp furnace
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Flamer requires 78 in burn and cloud radius

spare talon
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Cloud radius is your range so you want that high too, and flamer eats ammo so you want that high as well

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
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Raw damage is also funny for cooking bosses.

rocky nacelle
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pyro tf2

grizzled aspen
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If you have purge the unclean and blaze away you can cook like half a boss's hp in one mag.

rocky nacelle
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oh wait

grizzled aspen
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Yeah Pyro tf2 but you're using the phlog.

rocky nacelle
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I should rename this flamer I got to pyrovision

grizzled aspen
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Or... The Phlog.

rocky nacelle
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no

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pyrovision funnier

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makes you look like a minion with a certain cosmetic combination

grizzled aspen
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I beg to differ, but do as you will.

misty nova
rocky nacelle
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also finally felt the power got basically a 30 man in the kill feed holding M1 with a flamer on no ammo maelstrom

misty nova
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~~getting shot ~~ Assaulting fortification

rocky nacelle
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but then you'd have something decent in your build

spare talon
acoustic dune
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what do you look for a heavy sword?

spare talon
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Deathblow headtaker

acoustic dune
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or death claw

crisp cedar
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Bolter is pretty much the only gun I like except for the reload time, is there any way to fix that?

spare talon
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Devils claw is
Rampage + shred (crit build)/savage sweep (non crit build)

rocky nacelle
acoustic dune
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guh

rocky nacelle
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if you want a bolter trick though you can cancel a decent chunk of the ending animation if you sprint or swap back to melee

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just gotta make sure the clip is fully reloaded first

copper hawk
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Cole u wanna snarktide later

acoustic dune
copper hawk
royal vortex
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(say no)

copper hawk
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Wtff,,

acoustic dune
copper hawk
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Dont listen 2 these lil freakz

misty nova
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Gun zealot is actually dope if you don't sit back like a Veteran chad

acoustic dune
copper hawk
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Agri brauto zealot u mean

spare talon
crisp cedar
misty nova
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After all Anoint yourself in Blood

copper hawk
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What fuck !

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Back 2 work , wage Slave

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Ur income tax , pay my Paycheck !

spare talon
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I should become a neet

copper hawk
crisp cedar
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Sadly bolter is the only one

rocky nacelle
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zarona says hello

copper hawk
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Pay ur taxez so i can spend it on darktide cosmetics

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And the funko pop edition of space marine 2

rocky nacelle
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and flamer could melt down armor and Tknives can deal with snipers

crisp cedar
rocky nacelle
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different solutions to the same problem

copper hawk
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Zarona is the revolver

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The broken one

rocky nacelle
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yep

copper hawk
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Not the agri

rocky nacelle
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agri is fun cause you can pretend to be clint eastwood

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then miss every shot and die

crisp cedar
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Does itreloadby hand every bullet?

copper hawk
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Agri is fun cuz i dont feel bad when i use

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It's the avgn beat a game button

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Yah it reloadz by hand every bullet

rocky nacelle
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wish i had crucian roulette on my agri

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i have this shit instead

copper hawk
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But vet has a mostly useless talent that reloadz a round from reserve into the cylinder/mag on a crit right

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If ur runnin the Zar u already usin a crit wpn

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So just lean into that

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It's literally just a better bolter

spare talon
copper hawk
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Zar rev nerf waiting room

rocky nacelle
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no crucian roulette/handcannon on agri revolver

rocky nacelle
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why live

spare talon
copper hawk
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Like unironically

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Only doesnt work on cara

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Use a rashad or a maul or anything else 4 carapace

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The agri brauto is one of the best ranged wpns in the game

merry flume
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the mixed horde (except crushers) deleter

copper hawk
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Jack of all trades w incredible accuracy at medium to medium far range w a ton of damage and a lot of reserve ammo

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Use it to kill shooters

merry flume
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i like using it because it actually has bullet penetration

copper hawk
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W dance of death or whatevz that gloopnificent talent is u become a mid to far powerhouse

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Ur agri becomes a laser beam

merry flume
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so i can kill high priority targets and chaff at the same time

copper hawk
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U can mow down hordes of shooters and even maulers/ragers rlly fast

rocky nacelle
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ive always wanted to try making a brauto roll

copper hawk
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My "carry babies through auric" build is a crusher and an agri

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Two safest wpns for zeal methinkz

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Thing about the agri is it's pawesome even if it's grey

rocky nacelle
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its this gun right

copper hawk
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The perks and blessings r just bonuses

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Yerp

rocky nacelle
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thought so

merry flume
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plus it sounds cool

copper hawk
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I think I run double power blessings on mike

rocky nacelle
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I could just level this one up

copper hawk
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Mine*

rocky nacelle
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and see where it goes

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but im tired of spending plasteel

copper hawk
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U dont rlly need to pookling

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U can run that one

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It's fine

merry flume
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well at least you don't need to farm meme level 2 talents for it

copper hawk
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Blessings r a bonus for the agri brauto

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U do want dance w death though

copper hawk
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The talent i mean

rocky nacelle
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and im still gonna keep checking my shop for a flechette or manstopper blue double barrel

merry flume
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still don't have flechette/manstopper on db btw

rocky nacelle
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insanity

copper hawk
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Out of box agri w no perks or blessings is still good

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Truly the ak 74 of the far future

spare talon
# crisp cedar Does itreloadby hand every bullet?

Also to further build the case for zarona
It's mobility is great so you can literally even dance with crushers point blank with it
It's draw time and hitbox accuracy is insane, allowing you to easily swap from melee to the gun, one shot whatever you want out of the game, and swap back to usual zealot melee antics

copper hawk
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Yah the zar is just a better bolter

spare talon
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Plus as long as you're not shooting carapace, it pierces through like 6 targets

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So you can shoot that trapper in the middle of a horde with ease

merry flume
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how the revolver looks at the boltpistol when it comes to doing more damage, being more accurate, ease of use, and blessing choice

copper hawk
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And u dont have 2 spend the best years of ur life watchin ur lil goonling lug around 15 rounds of nerf football darts into their glorified tennis ball cannon 2 hurl them harmlessly at a crusher pack

rocky nacelle
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waiting for cleave to some how end up on tknives from a blessing and we kill trapper tkniving through a horde

copper hawk
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Or u could use the caldwell uppercu-

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I mean zarona

merry flume
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android 17 fortnite skin

misty nova
spare talon
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Oh and ALSO you can 2 shot a crusher reliably with it with a well built one (surgical handcannon) and the duellist talent

rocky nacelle
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ok hold on I was just checking my random brauto blues and

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lmfao

merry flume
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peak just sitting in your pockets

misty nova
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HnR value

rocky nacelle
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happened with a knife

merry flume
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i wish brauto guns had run n gun

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it makes sense

rocky nacelle
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too much like cod 🤓

merry flume
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wait wait

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each brauto gun has a unique brace except agri

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what changes when you brace??? it doesn't fire faster

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it's not more accurate

copper hawk
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It flattens the recoil

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That's it

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Like a duckbill choke on a shotgun

merry flume
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you mean the recoil that is actually easier to control from the hip?

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😭

copper hawk
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U just wave the thing around like a fire hose

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Yerp

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Brace ur agri brauto 2 nerf it

merry flume
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prob cause a fire rate increase would make it best in slot

rocky nacelle
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so what makes agri brauto better compared to something like vraks (im asking cause vraks do bigger dmg number and we know people only want dmg)

zinc talon
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it penetrates smols

copper hawk
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Yerp

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More dmg

zinc talon
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before you've killed em

copper hawk
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Think better dmg against armor

zinc talon
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unlike some other smol firearms

merry flume
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you don't have to aim for the heads

rocky nacelle
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gotcha

merry flume
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you just spray

zinc talon
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which only penetrate on the killshot

copper hawk
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More ammo in a mag

misty nova
copper hawk
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Better hipfire accuracy

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The hipefire reticle lies 2 u

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It's actually much more accurate

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Hipfire*

zinc talon
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because the reticle is not a flat 2d ui element

north sedge
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a vraks is also a dmr basically, just wildly different use

copper hawk
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Unironically stop moving and crouch like cs go 2 hit long distance shots

zinc talon
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it's an actual 3d model projecting out to where you're looking

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no matter how far it is

merry flume
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vracks is still super fun to use

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the man deleter

full nebula
zinc talon
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you just can't see that because you've got no depth perception on it

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with perspectives mod, you can see it's a 3d targeting reticle

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and yes, it lies

merry flume
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the third person crosshair mod goes hard

copper hawk
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No way

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Ur trollin me

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Cousin Trollkri

merry flume
rocky nacelle
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vraks still seems pretty fun

frosty herald
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Darktide crossairs move strangely so its noy surprising its a 3d element

rocky nacelle
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but i will be investing brauto later

copper hawk
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The vraks was obliterated a while ago wasnt it

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In a nerf

merry flume
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nah it was buffed

copper hawk
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I rember back in my #slay it was rlly tough

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Then it got tuff

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Then nerfed

full nebula
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things like that are why i started running immolations more often

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theyre so good

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focus elites and trash gets melted

copper hawk
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I havent used the vraks iii on zeal in a loooong time

full nebula
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i mostly 6 main, but i switched it up and ive been enjoying the 3

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this one is near perfect, just has 20% on a perk

copper hawk
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Ppl refuse the agri brauto truth..

rocky nacelle
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whats your mk6 looking like matt

full nebula
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i usually run ft/uncanny, but i almost always run the bleed crits sleath or not

north sedge
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it was toned down a little after the initial buff, but still strong

rocky nacelle
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i have a god mk3 but i really enjoy the mk6 heavies

full nebula
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i have precog on the 3 and it seems quite brutal

copper hawk
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That's actually sick

rocky nacelle
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and yeah scourge and IoD are kinda just things that are a norm on knives

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can you SS your knife

copper hawk
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Thank u cousin slopkri

rocky nacelle
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the mk6

copper hawk
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Is the mk6 the semi auto one

full nebula
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wat

copper hawk
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Or the weird other burst one

full nebula
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burst knife

copper hawk
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Oh i thought u were talkin about the iags

rocky nacelle
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knife with the cooler heavies

zinc talon
rocky nacelle
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i have been enjoying stabbing carapace helmets though and they just fold like a napkin

zinc talon
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and your sister won't call me cousin at all, refuses to call me anything but daddy

copper hawk
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Cousin Hotkri

zinc talon
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weird family you have

copper hawk
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Can i call u Cousin Hotkri

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Makez sense

full nebula
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i like the 6 because of the combo variation you can do, but the 3 is very nice for ez stabbing on the head. It doesnt make too much difference i don't think though because I compulsively punch with either one

copper hawk
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Im a freak 2

full nebula
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which always has stab follow up, nearly

zinc talon
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sure, better than stan calling me okra

copper hawk
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I hate okra

full nebula
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i dont mind t

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it

rocky nacelle
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erm

nimble fiber
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bread

full nebula
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you can cut okra with combat knives

zinc talon
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my gramma always stewed it

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it had the consistency of snot

copper hawk
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Erm knife zealot

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Opinion discarded

zinc talon
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now we cook it and put it in as the last ingredient in the soup or chili

copper hawk
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Bwehehehe..

zinc talon
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and pull it off after just a cpl mins

copper hawk
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Time 2 post this on the redditz..

zinc talon
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so it's still got some crunch to it

copper hawk
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4 my updootz..

full nebula
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epic tbhj

zinc talon
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it's great that way

full nebula
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can someone link me to the official darktide okra soup recipe ty

rocky nacelle
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sorry I just got a crazy melk roll

acoustic dune
full nebula
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dayym

copper hawk
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Lame de Combat is exactly how id describe knife combat

acoustic dune
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or lame of fight?

zinc talon
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rare french W

copper hawk
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LAME COMBAT

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Bwehehehehe..

zinc talon
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that's the name for the combat blade in that language

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but damn if it aint true in english too

copper hawk
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So troo cousin hotkri

zinc talon
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did make this one last night

dark wing
copper hawk
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Another day another slay 💅 ✨

zinc talon
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to finally shut a friend up about never trying it

copper hawk
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Period igggg

rocky nacelle
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not fair cousin

zinc talon
copper hawk
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H haymaker..?

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On a knifez ??

hard nexus
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@crisp furnace do u wanna help me with the penance now 🥺

copper hawk
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What of the Flipper ?

hard nexus
copper hawk
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Hi meow! 5114379016

spare talon
hard nexus
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hello

copper hawk
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My greatest enemeow

zinc talon
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I showed that weapon to the aforementioned buddy

zinc talon
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so he saw the haymaker

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then told him watch my stream that's how much I do on a crit

royal vortex
zinc talon
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watch what I do to maulers

hard nexus
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🥺

spare talon
hard nexus
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on overwatch and make everyshot count

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oh

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siiigh

plush estuary
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shrimple

zinc talon
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and his simple ass got all up in arms about how ridiculous my damage was what was my setup

hard nexus
zinc talon
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like, dude, this is why you use knife

plush estuary
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yes

hard nexus
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ok pawesome

zinc talon
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yaint the criticalest thinker is ya

plush estuary
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@crisp furnace I'm stealing

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:)

hard nexus
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i also need to get make every shot count

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but i can do that myself some other time

plush estuary
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that one is easy

hard nexus
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yeah

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revolver, shoot, speedrun

zinc talon
royal vortex
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imagine not having finished all the penances

copper hawk
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LMFAO

zinc talon
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imagine playing a veteran

hard nexus
zinc talon
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I only have 3 classes at 30

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haven't played a single mission as vet

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cuz I don't have 1, I have 2

dark wing
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I only have one class at max penances

hard nexus
zinc talon
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and both are rank 1 underwear models for the cosmetics I buy them

hard nexus
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i have psyker and zealot at max penances

royal vortex
copper hawk
spare talon
# royal vortex ungodly

I was wondering who you were for a bit
Stock hamster instead of StP and a stanified name and I had no idea at first glance

hard nexus
dark wing
royal vortex
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mittins made me make my global pfp the crack hamster

royal vortex
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it was only in a specific server

copper hawk
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Erm random ≠ funny

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Freak

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Go back 2 ur !mold chamber

spare talon
plush estuary
royal vortex
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i have been coerced by the perfidious albion

spare talon
royal vortex
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how the fk are u gonna call me grandpa im like 80% sure im younger than you

grizzled aspen
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Cole is like 22.

royal vortex
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im 21

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massive victory

grizzled aspen
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Ha, old.

spare talon
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I'm just calling you senile kys

zinc talon
grizzled aspen
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(I'm 20)

spare talon
royal vortex
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fuck

zinc talon
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the gibberish names and pfp changes are too much

royal vortex
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this place is like a warp storm

spare talon
grizzled aspen
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click pfp
see Josho

royal vortex
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ur just caught without a gellar field

grizzled aspen
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It's that easy.

zinc talon
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oh we doin old man olympics?

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I'm twice both your ages

spare talon
zinc talon
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I'm your ages added together

spare talon
grizzled aspen
royal vortex
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in my defense people have always guessed me like 4+ years older than i actually am which is gonna suck when that's no longer a compliment

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but hey

zinc talon
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I've been fucking more than twice as long as you've been alive

grizzled aspen
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4-10 closing shift because someone fucking called in.

merry flume
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yeah millennials rise up

grizzled aspen
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I want to make them explode with my mind.

fluid hollow
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this game is 1000 times better with camera sway off

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lmao

grizzled aspen
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Millenials aren't 21.

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Millennials are closer to 30.

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You want some whiplash information?

royal vortex
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millennials is the synonym for young people old people don't like

grizzled aspen
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Gen Z is 20 years old.

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(I am Gen Z)

grizzled aspen
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Yes.

royal vortex
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that cat looks like a pumpkin head

grizzled aspen
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Customers anger me.

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Especially when they come through my line stinking like skunk ass.

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Yes, ma'am, I get it, you smoke weed, please get your newports and fucking leave.

frosty herald
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Brain rupture!!!

grizzled aspen
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I at least get a break even though I'm not working 7 hours.

fluid hollow
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I'm 25 so I'm like in-between

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technically z

grizzled aspen
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Old.

fluid hollow
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staregryn thumbsup_ogryn lmao

grizzled aspen
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Really, though, Gen Z is anyone born after 2000, iirc.

fluid hollow
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I'm 99

grizzled aspen
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If you're before that, then you're a millenial.

copper hawk
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Im an unborn fetus

lusty oar
spare talon
# grizzled aspen Customers anger me.

Hi my dog is shitting and pissing himself instantly every day at 6:53 am and licks his back left paw exactly every 10 seconds to where the skin is completely gone there and also his entire back has holes with worms and grubs poking out of them
What do I do, part time minimum wage cashier?

crisp furnace
plush estuary
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😿

hard nexus
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looossserrrs!

copper hawk
#

Wtf

grizzled aspen
#

I have to follow this nasty troglodyte around the store with a mop bucket just about every other day unless there's some unfortunate kid lower than me on the list staffed that day.

#

Genuinely, I believe retail workers should be able to kill one person every year.

copper hawk
#

Poxwalker

median steeple
#

Don't call people from the south that cica it's rude

grizzled aspen
#

If that's considered nsfw by staff, I'll take it down, but god damn it's awful.

copper hawk
#

Sorry

#

Ur right

#

Dreg rager

#

Grandfather Trump... grant me the touch of death..

grizzled aspen
#

No she looks more like a tox flamer.

copper hawk
#

Receive the General Managers mercy !!

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

I'm just saying, I'm probably gonna threaten to quit if I have to clean up human feces again.

fleet zealot
copper hawk
#

Silence polecat

#

Real mammals r talking

spare talon
#

Like believing you are on the same level as a vet, or have no idea what an animal is, whichever is most convenient for them at that time

median steeple
grizzled aspen
fleet zealot
#

Tbf as long as the animal is behaved im cool with that

grizzled aspen
#

I have only 2 customers that are respectful about their pets being in the store.

fleet zealot
#

I never pestered people unless the dog was making a biohazard or a disturbance

spare talon
#

Last week I was accused of ruining this family's child's week cuz I wouldn't sell them fish or a turtle when they clearly had shown they had no idea what they were doing and thus would result in killing both the turtle and fish due to their neglect

grizzled aspen
#

One is an older lady with a full grown shepherd, and this dog is unbelievably snappy with the commands its given. The other is an old man with his tiny mutt dog that he keeps between his feet on the motorized scooter.

fleet zealot
#

But most dogs are exceedingly well behaved, at least where i live

grizzled aspen
#

Both of those customers are very respectful and they don't cause me any issues.

#

The old man's dog had an accident once but he actually asked for supplies to clean it up, himself.

#

Very nice man, I pray for his health every day.

spare talon
#

Also petco charges 10 cents per plastic bag
But I've stopped doing that all together when a lady held up my line (the only one) for 8 minutes screaming at me about politics, agendas, etc, when I asked "do you want a plastic bag for 10 cents?"

fleet zealot
spare talon
fleet zealot
#

That are more durable, better insulated, and saves you money in the long run

#

I called uhh

#

Just told my manager no

#

In the woman’s restroom someone didn’t make it

#

With number 2 and just left everything on floor, clothes and such

#

I looked my manager in the eyes, and said “No, I’m already 30 minutes past my shift end”

fluid hollow
#

is there not a hud deadzone adjustment? I wanted to adjust the scale, but bring in the hud

grizzled aspen
#

If youre past your shift end to begin with, you can clock out at any time.

modern lintel
grizzled aspen
#

Once, my boss asked me to stay till 6pm on a 7am-4pm shift, and he royally pissed me off at like 4:30pm, so I just clocked out and left.

fluid hollow
#

I also work in retail, but I do overnight stocking lmao

modern lintel
#

Not sure why that replied but

grizzled aspen
#

Then he had the gall to call me and ask me to come back.

fluid hollow
#

I've had several drunks as for shit out the lockboxes at closing time lmao

grizzled aspen
#

Like, no, if you wanted me to work, you shouldn't have made me angry on purpose.

modern lintel
#

Used to work w somone whod be chugging fireball minis their entire shift

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

pleasant sounding fellow

grizzled aspen
#

If it tells you the kind of neighborhood this store is in, we have two of the same establishment in town and this one is referred to as the "ghetto" kind.

spare talon
rocky nacelle
#

just go to fighting game events

#

they are definitely real

grizzled aspen
modern lintel
fleet zealot
median steeple
#

God bless

spare talon
modern lintel
#

Also had a couple come in once guy was prob like 6'5 atleast had his partner who was like min 5ft on a leash

grizzled aspen
fleet zealot
#

worst dressed customers, probably drive through ones

#

people shirtless, naked, had one fuckin weird lady who had her foot dangling out her window

#

while she was sitting down

grizzled aspen
fleet zealot
#

(in the passenger side)

modern lintel
#

Im not even gonna lie iv def hit the drive through w hoodie boxers and flip flops

spare talon
#

I won't go through a drive through if my car looks messy

grizzled aspen
#

Oh, and get this. At the store I work at, we do carry outs for people that need help with their groceries, yeah?

spare talon
#

I'll have to look at someone who can see it
And I'm not doing that

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
#

I typically never get to help the old people that actually need help, and instead, I'm forced to help the 400lb landwhale that is actively killing the motorized cart battery get their 6 24pks of diet sodas to their disgusting vehicle.

modern lintel
#

I used to work at dominos and would just keep the car topper on and every time id go through another drive through itd be oh you brought me pizza

grizzled aspen
#

People genuinely have gotten far too comfortable with being nasty creatures in public.

#

I propose bringing back public beatings and shamings.

grizzled aspen
#

Anyway, back to the grindstone for the next 3 hours.

#

Hopefully we close early because I did NOT want to work this godforsaken shift.

median steeple
spare talon
# grizzled aspen Oh, and get this. At the store I work at, we do carry outs for people that need ...

Speaking of something similar to carryout
Our same day delivery system is done via doordash
So I'll be running a busy register, like 10 people in line and growing
And some guy who doesn't speak English will walk up directly next to the customer I'm ringing up and shove their phone in my phase and say "DOR-DASS" and continuously do so and point at the phone 2 inches from my glasses as I'm actively in the middle of running the only register as the only person visible in the store

grizzled aspen
#

If I have more than 2 people in my line, fuck literally everything else. Nothing is more important than getting these idiots out of my store.

spare talon
#

But the people who do this don't know English
So they don't understand that I'm going to ring the people in my line up first

#

So they won't stop

grizzled aspen
#

Feels bad. The non English speakers here at least understand when I death glare them that they should wait until I'm not neck deep in customers.

hushed knoll
#

Hello frog

grizzled aspen
#

Ice cream microwaver.

obtuse solstice
#

what do I want on shock maul

hushed knoll
#

You will be speaking to me with more respect

obtuse solstice
#

and which mk

grizzled aspen
#

Indignatus and skullcrusher and the one that does more damage to electrified combatants.

#

High voltage, I think it is.

#

I prefer the agni model because the strikedown feels better but the general consensus is the indignatus model is better.

#

The indignatus model also looks cooler.

grizzled aspen
frosty herald
grizzled aspen
#

Doordash.

obsidian prairie
spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

But like, they don't speak English, so they can't say it correctly.

misty nova
hushed knoll
grizzled aspen
#

There's this one Mexican guy that comes in every now and then and will pretty much always find me to have me help him, and we don't even attempt to talk to each other.

#

He just shows me pictures on his phone of what he's looking for.

spare talon
#

Half the time it results in me showing them "I cannot sell this animal to you today"
And now I'm having an argument via Google translate

grizzled aspen
#

At that point, I'd just pass them off to a manager.

#

My job is to sell things and stock shelves. Customer complaints go to my boss.

#

I'm guessing you don't have such a luxury.

spare talon
#

Cuz any customer hearing that they cannot put an animal in very potential lethal conditions typically leads to them getting angry
You'd think someone who wants a pet typically would want to keep it alive but you'd be surprise

spare talon
#

That is it

grizzled aspen
#

Hell, fucking, no.

#

I think I'd genuinely take a long walk off a short pier instead.

spare talon
#

That is the usual outside of mid day, where the 2 opening people and 2 closing people are here at the same time for a few hours

grizzled aspen
#

You only have 4 employees???

#

What the fuck???

spare talon
#

Sometimes there's an extra person mid day for something extra like Ship From Store stuff but they're already preoccupied in the back packing boxes for shipping

grizzled aspen
#

At any given time at my store, we have one checker that's always on a register, 3 employees on the floor, two managers, and my boss until 6.

spare talon
obsidian prairie
#

How large is your location

#

This feels like context we're missing

grizzled aspen
#

Mine isn't a very large store.

#

There's 13 aisles about 30ft long, a small produce section, a small meat department, and a bakery.

#

Think like you crammed 3 dollar generals together in one spot.

modern lintel
#

I used to work aldis and they were extremely hard on register times and shit i think my peak was like 120 items per minute on ring speed

obsidian prairie
#

Jesus christ

grizzled aspen
#

Coles store looks about the same size as mine.

obsidian prairie
#

How the fuck are you still alive

spare talon
#

It's not busy atm
Want me to take you on a walk

grizzled aspen
#

If the ceiling panels are anything to go by, at least.

modern lintel
#

Skeleton crews have pros and cons i prefer them personally

ivory marlin
frosty herald
modern lintel
#

Aldis would pretty consistently have 3 ppl in the store at during morning till like late afternoon and one of them being the gm and them not rlly doing a lot of on the floor work

grizzled aspen
modern lintel
#

Yea obv if it gets swamped youre rlly gonna feel it

grizzled aspen
#

I genuinely had to argue with my boss to get him to staff more people because I routinely got worked half to death by the amount of customers I had to deal with and the amount of stock he expected me to work.

spare talon
#

(Me very visibly avoiding showing people on camera if I pass by them lmao)

modern lintel
#

Le fishe

hard nexus
#

still have not gotten make every shot count

#

sad

obsidian prairie
#

I just haven't tried

grizzled aspen
#

Use a shotgun.

modern lintel
#

Use revo

hard nexus
#

i have been

#

i suck

grizzled aspen
#

Shotguns are how you cheese it.

hard nexus
#

tbf i just need 2 like

obsidian prairie
#

Its just that and long bomb preventing me from doing vet For the Emperor

hard nexus
#

long bomb is easy

grizzled aspen
#

Iirc hitting even 1 pellet counts the whole shot as being counted.

hard nexus
#

wait not train yard

#

whatever the mission is that u take ammo from the trains

#

idk if its called trainyard

#

anyway

#

that mission

#

insert all the ammo

#

a horde spawns at the door u come from

#

n then just do it there

grizzled aspen
#

Ascension riser is an easier one to do.

#

Sit at the start of the bridge, wait for a horde to spawn, throw grenade at teammates across the bridge.

hard nexus
obsidian prairie
grizzled aspen
#

You can use your ping to gauge the distance.

hard nexus
#

its 30 penance points im missing from vet

#

hrhmrmhm

#

i will do it

#

later

spare talon
# grizzled aspen Coles store looks about the same size as mine.

Bear in mind
Everything that could possibly be the responsibility of someone in the front half of the store
Is all on me
Register, grabbing orders, helping customers, changing price labels, arranging new end pieces, cleaning up dog shit, getting people (most) animals, marking clearance, front and facing, and all post store closing things that aren't money related

#

Part time
Minimum wage
No raise in 2 years

grizzled aspen
#

Hell no, lol. My job as the closing cashier is to count my till, check it against what it's supposed to be, bag up the trashcans under each register, clean all the line belts, and leave.

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

NOPE.

#

Hate bugs.

rocky nacelle
#

i sentence you to 1000 crickets

grizzled aspen
#

Really, really hate bugs.

placid fiber
spare talon
placid fiber
grizzled aspen
#

I want to light that bin on fire until I stop hearing crickets.

placid fiber
#

Grab a few and go a munching

lusty oar
#

mmm

placid fiber
spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

Can't be much worse coming home smelling like skunk ass because people don't have the decency not to hit weed pens in the middle of a grocery store.

ornate bone
spare talon
#

I think the thing that will really sell this job is the "temporary holding facility"

#

(Dead animal freezer)

median steeple
#

Look at this fish I found

spare talon
ornate bone
#

I hope the fish is ok

#

He looks a bit anemic

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

Methinks you should find a different job, Cole.

spare talon
#

This applied to everyone in the store, even if they were rarely on the register

lusty oar
#

hear me out
cricketussy

ornate bone
#

Crickussy

grizzled aspen
#

Die, Backup.

cerulean moth
#

crikey

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

You literally have to be some sort of rogue ai to be posting shit like that.

dark wing
#

I’m going back to Psyker chat

ornate bone
#

BLIMEY BRUV WOT DE FOOKIN'ELL IS THAT THEN

grizzled aspen
#

No sane person is going to say those things.

dark wing
#

Zealot chat scares me

grizzled aspen
crisp cedar
#

I tried the Zarona, I can see why people praise it

cerulean moth
#

but do they praise YOU huh VDA?

ornate bone
#

Goat emoji

cerulean moth
#

Its ok

#

we are hear for u

#

this is a safe space

crisp cedar
#

kinda wild that a revolver from 1900 does the same damage as a boltgun per bullet

median steeple
ornate bone
#

It packs a big load to blow

cerulean moth
#

the comic versions of those aliens

#

I get it

#

I would have too

#

they are the same things basically

median steeple
#

Yeah I don't think I could post the comic version

cerulean moth
#

yeah lol

grizzled aspen
cerulean moth
#

regardless

#

I AGREE

grizzled aspen
#

Phone autocorrect.

cerulean moth
#

bro Kriegs VA is the most talented mf ever

#

I quote him daily

#

I AM UNUSED TO THE EMOTIONS I AM CURRENTLY FEELING

ornate bone
#

Craig

grizzled aspen
#

Something something I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICLE something something.

cerulean moth
#

NIPPLE SALAD

spare talon
ornate bone
#

True

ornate bone
#

It's why I'm still doing food delivery

cerulean moth
#

do u have your own wip tho

#

got a veichle

spare talon
#

I will say this job is better than my last one, where I was a server in an elderly residence dining hall

ornate bone
#

Fortunately I use the company's vehicle

#

I just do my shit and go home

grizzled aspen
#

My last job was working at a fast food joint and I quit because they shafted me on hours after I got burned by shoddy equipment.

#

I was cleaning the grill, wearing a heat glove, and the chemical I put on the grill decided to pop because it instantly fucking boiled, and it splashed onto the heat glove and melted it to my hand.

ornate bone
#

Oh

grizzled aspen
#

Like, first off, it's a heat glove, I don't think it should melt if it gets hot.

#

That's like the opposite of what it should do.

ornate bone
#

I wonder if it was some really corrosive shit to do that

grizzled aspen
#

Second, I didn't even want any goofy ass compensation, I just wanted my hospital bills paid for, and I had to fight for months to make that happen.

ornate bone
#

Classic

grizzled aspen
#

The nasty stuff we used was in the sink.

cerulean moth
#

im happy you got the bills payed for tho

ornate bone
#

When it's time for you to give them something, they're happy to demand

grizzled aspen
#

To clean the vent hoods, we had to basically soak them in lye.

ornate bone
#

When it's your turn, they pull every excuse on the book

spare talon
#

I quit my last job cuz I was basically sleeping every moment I was home to recover from how exhausting it was
3 hour shift, 11 dollars an hour

cerulean moth
#

11

#

USD

#

?

spare talon
#

Yes

ornate bone
#

My friend's dad died shortly after getting welfare because he was fighting for it almost a year

cerulean moth
#

thats dogshit

#

happy u quit

grizzled aspen
#

Well it was like, I gave the hospital my information, then I talked to my boss to get the case number so the hospital could get in touch, but she had to talk to her boss, so I talked to her boss, and this higher up said the case number came from the doctor (which it didnt).

#

I had to threaten to get a lawyer involved to finally get some gears moving.

spare talon
#

Not to mention that it was nothing but angry old people getting mad they didn't get what they wanted instantly when they wanted it
And ofc they're going to get even angrier when they see this teenage lookin guy as the only face they have to get mad at

ornate bone
grizzled aspen
#

Tldr they were playing the bullshit legal loophole game so I pulled the +4 (my lawyer is better than yours).

ornate bone
#

For the uninitiated, 100+ Fahrenheit

cerulean moth
grizzled aspen
#

You wouldn't catch me dead outside on a day when the temp is higher than 90 F.

cerulean moth
#

begging for for forgiveness for when i complained about my job

ornate bone
#

At least the outside is ventilated

cerulean moth
#

its just retail but my boss is great people are fine and pays good

spare talon
#

Not to mention that 90% of mine time there, there wasn't a manager
So I had no one to report anything to
So quitting was literally the only way to escape sexual harassment from both patrons and coworkers (which is fucking insane)

ornate bone
#

Imagine a closed room with just enough air flow to get you oxygen

grizzled aspen
#

Oh god don't remind me about the nasty old lady that hit on me at work...

ornate bone
#

Cole casually flexing the Greek body

#

I need "quit my job because I was too hot" in my resume

grizzled aspen
#

This disgusting creature walked up to me one day while I was rotating stock on a shelf and said "there's nothing I love to see more than a man at work" and when I looked at her, she winked.

ornate bone
#

She was talking about the band

grizzled aspen
#

I had to physically restrain myself from gagging.

modern lintel
#

Chat is this real

ornate bone
#

No, you got catfished

#

Repent and perish

cerulean moth
#

I get called sweetie darling, and sweetheart by alot of the old women in the shopping centre. But the girls I work with barely get called that. Chat any suggestions to stop this

cerulean moth
#

ive concidered getting tattoed on the forehead

ornate bone
#

Idk pull out your cock or something

#

That always gets them

modern lintel
#

Drove past a trailer w a swastika on it other night interesting people

rocky nacelle
#

you think they read 40k

ornate bone
#

Hardcore Buddhists

rocky nacelle
#

or that

cerulean moth
#

start quoting 40k at them

#

u know their sons would be into it though

cerulean moth
#

thats the thing

#

so they would relate

#

worst momve

rocky nacelle
#

I’m warhammer 40k or something like that

#

he said that right

opal star
#

It finally happened, I got killed by a barrel on the first part of clandestium gloriana

modern lintel
#

Where are the 40k hammers at fatshark

cerulean moth
#

welcome to the barrel club

#

they aren't cool enough

ornate bone
#

"Oh my darling Timmy loves this 'war ham' book he reads"

spare talon
rocky nacelle
#

were u the guy who said he’s never died on it and I said your time is coming

opal star
#

no

cerulean moth
#

Yes

#

They were

rocky nacelle
#

sounds like you might be him

modern lintel
#

I worked at walmart for like 2 months during highschool and one weekend the whole poultry wall had gone out overnight and so everything went rotten worst smell iv ever experienced

ornate bone
#

Jesus

#

Nurgle Jesus

rocky nacelle
#

So nurgle ?

ornate bone
#

NURGLING MY BALLS

rocky nacelle
cerulean moth
rocky nacelle
#

perma mog

cerulean moth
#

he would be perfect as a stand in neanderthal on a history channel episode

spare talon
cerulean moth
#

strongest bone structure i seen

#

explain it in darktide terms

rocky nacelle
#

slaaneshians are at Cole’s job

spare talon
#

How the fuck do I do that

cerulean moth
#

I dunno, your a high stat weapon?

rocky nacelle
#

He’s t4 lacerate and t4 flesh tearer and his co workers are zealots

modern lintel
#

Hes a wounf ogryn

ivory marlin
cerulean moth
#

HOLY SHIT

#

its the HOTTEST punkin ive ever seen

modern lintel
#

Fatshark failed me on weekly slop rotation now spotify has also failed me on release radar its joeover

ivory marlin
opal star
#

my chainsword revved heavy got caught on a staggered bulwark's shield again

modern lintel
#

Average thunder hammer experience

rocky nacelle
#

So much fucking pain

modern lintel
#

The one poxwalker single handly eating the power of the sun to save the beast or nurgle

rocky nacelle
#

Ironhelm ftw

ivory marlin
#

I remember stabbing a bulwark in the head from the back but sparks flew off his shield from the front

#

And my hitmarker was blue

#

So i sat there

#

Cried

modern lintel
#

Couldve hit his shoulder piece which is carapace

ivory marlin
#

Thats fucked

ivory marlin
#

Bulwarks got ne tweaking

rocky nacelle
#

Fr sibling

ivory marlin
#

Only reason i run krak grenades

opal star
ivory marlin
#

I HATE FLINCHING

#

If i got shot irl i wouldn’t flinch

cerulean moth
#

NEXT WEEK

rocky nacelle
ivory marlin
#

Crafting rework?

#

Soon?

rocky nacelle
#

when I’m about to overhead FOF or shroudfield the boss with thammer and a barrel or burster tippers me

#

or it’s burgle with his dumbass body slams

coarse birch
#

maybe like

#

not that far off

#

but i wouldnt say its soon

#

i forget if they gave us a timeline in the last post

cerulean moth
#

We know, its not winthin a week

north sedge
#

they did not

fleet zealot
#

violently remembering why i don't like diablo 4

#

as soon as you get into paragon levels it's like PoE without any build up

#

so stupidly complex

acoustic dune
rocky nacelle
#

idk ive used crazy monkey a long time

acoustic dune
median steeple
spare talon
#

i feel like its more of an "ace attorney ost while tiding" day instead of a "drum and bass while tiding" day

fleet zealot
#

opening darktide vs 5th match having to clutch cause my allies are all building nerf guns

fluid hollow
#

lacerate on combat knige+scourge+enduring faith+shield of contempt?

obsidian prairie
#

Do not the lacerate

spare talon
#

please do not the lacerate

obsidian prairie
#

Please just run flesh Tearer uncanny

spare talon
#

*if you want a bleed build

obsidian prairie
#

Important clarification I forgor

fluid hollow
#

okay

#

thank you.

modern lintel
#

Dont trust them use fleshtearwr and lacerate bleed definitely doesnt cap at 16

fluid hollow
#

mainly just using it till I get to 30

#

I'm only level 19 on zealot right now

#

Definitely not the final one

spare talon
#

ah then in that case dont worry about it

#

im literally lacerates biggest hater
but i think its fine considering how fucked your gear is when leveling

#

cuz a lot of the knives strengths come from its raw multipliers
but the base number and multipiers are much lower as youre leveling
wheres the damage from bleed is always static (one of the reasons why it stops being good as you craft a knife at lvl 30)

modern lintel
#

Need to add lacerate hater to the titles

fluid hollow
#

yeah it doesn't make sense why you'd want to actively hit the spot that isn't giving you much effect on damage anyways

spare talon
#

yeah what a crazy concept

#

so many zealots and other knife users fail to comprehend that though

fluid hollow
#

I mainly hit em for the initial stack and then start swiping heads.

spare talon
#

at a certain point in your build
you can naturally have enough crit chance to just let that happen passively

modern lintel
#

I only use knife on vet for weakspot gimpinator uncanny mercy killer

spare talon
#

not to mention that blessing slot can be used for riposte for even MORE crit chance, which helps in the long run

rocky nacelle
#

zealot docking in new update

#

ogryn can swing us like they've always wanted

spare talon
fleet zealot
#

no music or anything until it was already in front of me

spare talon
fleet zealot
#

tick tick tick tick

spare talon
#

the combo of specialists that spawned right in front of me
diabolical

fleet zealot
fluid hollow
#

hell yeah. rolled a fleshtearer knife so I at least have the bottom tier.

obsidian prairie
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Should I run momentum or piety with a mk 15 evisc

ornate bone
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I don't understand this

crisp furnace
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Momentum

ornate bone
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They're telling me that HQ puts research materials in the field for me

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But these research materials are the stuff I use back in HQ

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ARE THEY INFLATING THE MARKET

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IS THIS ILLEGAL

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I DEMAND TO KNOW

grizzled aspen
obsidian prairie
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Here's what I have now for mk15

ornate bone
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I AM NOT "FINDING" THESE ITEMS, THEY'RE MERELY PRETENDING THEY DON'T HAVE THEM

grizzled aspen
obsidian prairie
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Remembering I have a shitton of loadout slots and can just make martyr mk15 a seperate build

grizzled aspen
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Martyr mk15 eviscerator goes unbelievably hard.

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You can spam lights out relatively quickly once you start getting stacks going.

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And your rev attacks deal immense damage.

obsidian prairie
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I can already crusher oneshot

grizzled aspen
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I would drop the crit cdr and the travel node above it to get twbs, though.

obsidian prairie
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Also the sword in question

grizzled aspen
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That's really nice for a piety build.

obsidian prairie
grizzled aspen
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I can see why you're taking crit cdr now.

obsidian prairie
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60% crit in good horde is weird for non peity

grizzled aspen
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At that point, it's just picking your poison. Do you want crit cdr or twbs?