#zealot-class
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is haymaker on combat blade mk3 a good idea?
Terrible
It’s terrible on mk6 as well but mk3 is worse cause it has no cleave on heavies
Meme material, like low quality material
Not even as a meme
It works on ogryn clubs cause you can swipe a whole section of horde out of the way
4% chance to one shot an enemy
Or you could have 100% chance by aiming for the head
Uncanny Strike and Riposte/Mercy Killer are still the best ones for mk3 bombat blade right
Negative on mercy killer
Not for zealot
Mercy only taken on vet
Uncanny + precog or riposte (executor can work for mk6, flesh tearer if you want to force bleed)
Or if going blazing piety you can go riposte+precog
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a7a817d-6ef9-49b6-9e1e-c6f1d03b3fec/zealot-meta-stealth im following this guide btw im level 25 rn
Games lantern guides typically suck
Anything that says meta on gameslantern typically is anything but
any suggestions for builds for stealth then
the ever present razgriz builds
link?
No
Absolutely not
The talents are solid
I am going to vomit
whats the way of not legit
its been working really well
You jump off the map
Yeah
But mercy killer on knife is not (on zealot)
yah if u wanna do that for me i would appreciate that a lot
im stacking toughness anyways
And SAP is not good rn
the weapons suck
Old guide?
and if its that bad then give me an example of whats good or an actual build
doesnt even have pinning fire so i dont think so
Momentum toughness regen was never good
bad
And im on mobile
Red nodes are ones to consider for the last 3 points
But this is my suggestion for piety, which is just one of the options you have
Cuz momentum works for knife too
So someone that didn't get the memo on sap, got it
all those razgriz builds have questionable stuff
they're popular because they put Meta in the name when the builds section got launched on gameslantern
im a orgryn user normally, was dodging the main source of getting toughness back?
Oh raz is the user that made the build
Second wind procs on basically every single dodged attack
That including melee and ranged
Internal cooldown of .5 seconds which you wouldn't have known without me telling you cuz you'd not even notice
There are a few exceptions but they're really specific
My favorite games lantern build is the non autistic zealot
It's flat out just one of the best toughness gen talents in the game
yes and you see people ask about them a fair amount here
Oh you'd notice if there was no internal cooldown. There originally wasn't lmao
There's like 30 people here with that name
I need to make and post an autistic zealot build on games lantern
One dodge dodges three melee swings and two shooters you didn't even know were about to shoot, insta-toughness refill. Good times.
i recognize them because they put Meta in the name of the builds they put on gameslantern, they never are
But I'm assuming the guy who made the GL build is the one I'm thinking of, the one who scripts his own text chat mods
He remembers me cuz of my steam name being a full printer model name
and what do you use for melee and ranged
Gonna make a "meta" build consisting on being in the open and shooting without the bracing
m1 flamer only
make sure to get overpressure and fan the flames

i wish hadron kiss my zealoty forehead
shes done it a few times only cause ive been a good guardian and saved up my plasteel for gambling
9k gone in a night
worth though
its funny how it takes 9min to get a genuine answer that helps, thanks Epic_Cole
truly
i am sure hadron just keep the plasteen for hereself
that night i got the god knife and im only missing like
1 or 2 T4 blessings on knife
then I found a manstopper blue shotgun in the shop day after
(no double barrel manstopper or flechette though qq)
Not everyone is on pc, might be on mobile, might be busy doing something else lol
This build I have a precog/riposte knife
Ranged is a flamer to cover any overwhelming groups that the knife would struggle with
Longer range is covered by throwing knives
when the caffeine isn't helping with the adhd fatigue 💤
it was more that everyone was joking about the build instead of helping me out
take a cat nap
I'm at work in retail lmao
nest in bed with a bunch of pillows
oh ya cole on that god knife I got, if I had the chance to get rid of T4 uncanny should I just get rid of T4 uncanny run riposte/precog and swap to IJ ?
🫡
I wouldn't run without uncanny on IJ
rending op im assuming is the reason
Yeah
The reason you stop needing it is cuz of the pseudo rending of crits
And with piety you're always high on crit chance
i havnt used flamer whats the blessings and perks to go after
it sounds great, but I have to stay up right now. I'll fight it till later. Hopefully I can wake myself up with some hot food
Flamer requires 78 in burn and cloud radius
Blaze away
76+ burn minimum
Flak+elite
Cloud radius is your range so you want that high too, and flamer eats ammo so you want that high as well

Raw damage is also funny for cooking bosses.
pyro tf2
If you have purge the unclean and blaze away you can cook like half a boss's hp in one mag.
oh wait
Yeah Pyro tf2 but you're using the phlog.
I should rename this flamer I got to pyrovision
Or... The Phlog.
no
pyrovision funnier
makes you look like a minion with a certain cosmetic combination
I beg to differ, but do as you will.
Get at least some inspiring barrage to fulfill the flamethrowers purpose
also finally felt the power got basically a 30 man in the kill feed holding M1 with a flamer on no ammo maelstrom
~~getting shot ~~ Assaulting fortification
true more time for fire spam
but then you'd have something decent in your build

But that's what the knife is for!
what do you look for a heavy sword?
Deathblow headtaker
or death claw
Bolter is pretty much the only gun I like except for the reload time, is there any way to fix that?
Devils claw is
Rampage + shred (crit build)/savage sweep (non crit build)
you wont like the answer pilgrim
bolt piston
if you want faster reload
the forbidden part of zealot tree
if you want a bolter trick though you can cancel a decent chunk of the ending animation if you sprint or swap back to melee
just gotta make sure the clip is fully reloaded first
Cole u wanna snarktide later
kinky

(say no)
Wtff,,
(say ew)
Dont listen 2 these lil freakz
Gun zealot is actually dope if you don't sit back like a Veteran 
(say the local freak)
Agri brauto zealot u mean
Playing a vet
I'm at WORK
I tried that, not bad but shoots slow
After all Anoint yourself in Blood
I should become a neet

I only play zealot i just want a solid ranged that can mow down armor and also kill a sniper
Sadly bolter is the only one
zarona says hello
Pay ur taxez so i can spend it on darktide cosmetics
And the funko pop edition of space marine 2
and flamer could melt down armor and Tknives can deal with snipers
Is that a weapon?
different solutions to the same problem
Not the agri
agri is fun cause you can pretend to be clint eastwood
then miss every shot and die
Does itreloadby hand every bullet?
Agri is fun cuz i dont feel bad when i use
It's the avgn beat a game button
Yah it reloadz by hand every bullet
But vet has a mostly useless talent that reloadz a round from reserve into the cylinder/mag on a crit right
If ur runnin the Zar u already usin a crit wpn
So just lean into that
It's literally just a better bolter
Zarona
Also you could have an armor killing melee and use throwing knives for specialists
Zar rev nerf waiting room
Not on Crit, on swap
no crucian roulette/handcannon on agri revolver
Agri brauto
why live
Yes
But that means if you're out, you can easily load a single bullet and kill that one thing, which will be faster than a full reload with a bolter
Like unironically
Only doesnt work on cara
Use a rashad or a maul or anything else 4 carapace
The agri brauto is one of the best ranged wpns in the game
the mixed horde (except crushers) deleter
Jack of all trades w incredible accuracy at medium to medium far range w a ton of damage and a lot of reserve ammo
Use it to kill shooters
i like using it because it actually has bullet penetration
W dance of death or whatevz that gloopnificent talent is u become a mid to far powerhouse
Ur agri becomes a laser beam
so i can kill high priority targets and chaff at the same time
U can mow down hordes of shooters and even maulers/ragers rlly fast
ive always wanted to try making a brauto roll
My "carry babies through auric" build is a crusher and an agri
Two safest wpns for zeal methinkz
Thing about the agri is it's pawesome even if it's grey
its this gun right
thought so
plus it sounds cool
I think I run double power blessings on mike
I could just level this one up
Mine*
well at least you don't need to farm meme level 2 talents for it
The talent i mean
and im still gonna keep checking my shop for a flechette or manstopper blue double barrel
still don't have flechette/manstopper on db btw
insanity
Out of box agri w no perks or blessings is still good
Truly the ak 74 of the far future
me and you both guardian
Also to further build the case for zarona
It's mobility is great so you can literally even dance with crushers point blank with it
It's draw time and hitbox accuracy is insane, allowing you to easily swap from melee to the gun, one shot whatever you want out of the game, and swap back to usual zealot melee antics
Yah the zar is just a better bolter
Plus as long as you're not shooting carapace, it pierces through like 6 targets
So you can shoot that trapper in the middle of a horde with ease
how the revolver looks at the boltpistol when it comes to doing more damage, being more accurate, ease of use, and blessing choice
And u dont have 2 spend the best years of ur life watchin ur lil goonling lug around 15 rounds of nerf football darts into their glorified tennis ball cannon 2 hurl them harmlessly at a crusher pack
waiting for cleave to some how end up on tknives from a blessing and we kill trapper tkniving through a horde
android 17 fortnite skin
Instructions unclear, accidentally adopted a cat
Oh and ALSO you can 2 shot a crusher reliably with it with a well built one (surgical handcannon) and the duellist talent
peak just sitting in your pockets
HnR value
you'd be surprised how often that's happened to me at least this week
happened with a knife
too much like cod 🤓
wait wait
each brauto gun has a unique brace except agri
what changes when you brace??? it doesn't fire faster
it's not more accurate
prob cause a fire rate increase would make it best in slot
so what makes agri brauto better compared to something like vraks (im asking cause vraks do bigger dmg number and we know people only want dmg)
it penetrates smols
before you've killed em
Think better dmg against armor
unlike some other smol firearms
you don't have to aim for the heads
gotcha
you just spray
which only penetrate on the killshot
More ammo in a mag
Too broken with stripped down
Glad there's no infinite stamina interaction on the game

Better hipfire accuracy
The hipefire reticle lies 2 u
It's actually much more accurate
Hipfire*
because the reticle is not a flat 2d ui element
a vraks is also a dmr basically, just wildly different use
Unironically stop moving and crouch like cs go 2 hit long distance shots
it's an actual 3d model projecting out to where you're looking
no matter how far it is
Let the anus clenching commence
you just can't see that because you've got no depth perception on it
with perspectives mod, you can see it's a 3d targeting reticle
and yes, it lies
the third person crosshair mod goes hard
Wait what
No way
Ur trollin me
Cousin Trollkri
this is where knife shines
vraks still seems pretty fun
Darktide crossairs move strangely so its noy surprising its a 3d element
but i will be investing brauto later
nah it was buffed
things like that are why i started running immolations more often
theyre so good
focus elites and trash gets melted
I havent used the vraks iii on zeal in a loooong time
i mostly 6 main, but i switched it up and ive been enjoying the 3
this one is near perfect, just has 20% on a perk
Ppl refuse the agri brauto truth..
whats your mk6 looking like matt
i usually run ft/uncanny, but i almost always run the bleed crits sleath or not
it was toned down a little after the initial buff, but still strong
i have a god mk3 but i really enjoy the mk6 heavies
i have precog on the 3 and it seems quite brutal
and yeah scourge and IoD are kinda just things that are a norm on knives
can you SS your knife
Thank u cousin slopkri
the mk6
Is the mk6 the semi auto one
wat
Or the weird other burst one
burst knife
Oh i thought u were talkin about the iags
knife with the cooler heavies
yer mum has me saved in her commer as cousin hotkri
i have been enjoying stabbing carapace helmets though and they just fold like a napkin
and your sister won't call me cousin at all, refuses to call me anything but daddy
Cousin Hotkri
weird family you have
i like the 6 because of the combo variation you can do, but the 3 is very nice for ez stabbing on the head. It doesnt make too much difference i don't think though because I compulsively punch with either one
Im a freak 2
which always has stab follow up, nearly
sure, better than stan calling me okra
I hate okra
erm
bread
you can cut okra with combat knives
now we cook it and put it in as the last ingredient in the soup or chili
Bwehehehe..
and pull it off after just a cpl mins
Time 2 post this on the redditz..
so it's still got some crunch to it
4 my updootz..
epic tbhj
can someone link me to the official darktide okra soup recipe ty
Llame of combat?
dayym
Lame de Combat is exactly how id describe knife combat
or lame of fight?
rare french W
that's the name for the combat blade in that language
but damn if it aint true in english too
So troo cousin hotkri
did make this one last night
😴
Another day another slay 💅 ✨
to finally shut a friend up about never trying it
Period igggg
not fair ez block and haymaker replace
not fair cousin
@crisp furnace do u wanna help me with the penance now 🥺
What of the Flipper ?
can be a 3/4, not terrible
Hi meow! 5114379016
hello
My greatest enemeow
I showed that weapon to the aforementioned buddy
He's in mission
ungodly
watch what I do to maulers
I'm at work
I can help
shrimple
and his simple ass got all up in arms about how ridiculous my damage was what was my setup
can u speedrun a mission
like, dude, this is why you use knife
yes
ok pawesome
yaint the criticalest thinker is ya
that one is easy
imagine not having finished all the penances
LMFAO
imagine playing a veteran
imagine being a fucking loser that has
I only have 3 classes at 30
haven't played a single mission as vet
cuz I don't have 1, I have 2
I only have one class at max penances
i did the same for ogryn
and both are rank 1 underwear models for the cosmetics I buy them
i have psyker and zealot at max penances
all my money was in intel you can't call me a loser i'll cry
Erm ?? Y u so mad sweaty ?? No need 2 be so mad ,, 💅 ✨
I was wondering who you were for a bit
Stock hamster instead of StP and a stanified name and I had no idea at first glance
im. not. mad. 😠
these are the only ones I need for zealot max penances
mittins made me make my global pfp the crack hamster
it was only in a specific server
YOURE WRONG
SULFURIC ACID
i have been coerced by the perfidious albion
Sure grandpa now let's get you back to bed
how the fk are u gonna call me grandpa im like 80% sure im younger than you
Cole is like 22.
Ha, old.
I'm just calling you senile 
I have completely given up keeping people in this chat known and familiar
(I'm 20)
I'm 21
fuck
the gibberish names and pfp changes are too much
this place is like a warp storm
click pfp
see Josho
ur just caught without a gellar field
It's that easy.
I'm on mobile AT WORK
I'm your ages added together
Oh yeah?
I know where you live.
So am I.
in my defense people have always guessed me like 4+ years older than i actually am which is gonna suck when that's no longer a compliment
but hey
I've been fucking more than twice as long as you've been alive
4-10 closing shift because someone fucking called in.
yeah millennials rise up
I want to make them explode with my mind.
Millenials aren't 21.
Millennials are closer to 30.
You want some whiplash information?
millennials is the synonym for young people old people don't like
Yes.
that cat looks like a pumpkin head
Customers anger me.
Especially when they come through my line stinking like skunk ass.
Yes, ma'am, I get it, you smoke weed, please get your newports and fucking leave.
Brain rupture!!!
I at least get a break even though I'm not working 7 hours.
lmao
Really, though, Gen Z is anyone born after 2000, iirc.
I'm 99
If you're before that, then you're a millenial.
Im an unborn fetus
damn im hungry
Hi my dog is shitting and pissing himself instantly every day at 6:53 am and licks his back left paw exactly every 10 seconds to where the skin is completely gone there and also his entire back has holes with worms and grubs poking out of them
What do I do, part time minimum wage cashier?
yeah....
Wtf
That aint anything I haven't seen. There's this lady that sits outside like 15min before the store opens every day and actively has liquid shit streaming down her legs the entire time she's in the store, and my boss won't ban her.
I have to follow this nasty troglodyte around the store with a mop bucket just about every other day unless there's some unfortunate kid lower than me on the list staffed that day.
Genuinely, I believe retail workers should be able to kill one person every year.
Poxwalker
Don't call people from the south that cica it's rude
If that's considered nsfw by staff, I'll take it down, but god damn it's awful.
No she looks more like a tox flamer.
Receive the General Managers mercy !!
Pet stores have fewer incredibly awful customers, but cuz it's a smaller store you're actually forced engage with them, and also cuz it's a pet store, you have the annoying things that customers can only do at a pet store
I'm just saying, I'm probably gonna threaten to quit if I have to clean up human feces again.
Promotion to assistant manager
Like believing you are on the same level as a vet, or have no idea what an animal is, whichever is most convenient for them at that time
Working at a normal grocery store doesn't stop people from bringing their animals in, either. They can claim its a service animal and they don't have to provide me with paperwork when I question it.
Tbf as long as the animal is behaved im cool with that
I have only 2 customers that are respectful about their pets being in the store.
I never pestered people unless the dog was making a biohazard or a disturbance
Last week I was accused of ruining this family's child's week cuz I wouldn't sell them fish or a turtle when they clearly had shown they had no idea what they were doing and thus would result in killing both the turtle and fish due to their neglect
One is an older lady with a full grown shepherd, and this dog is unbelievably snappy with the commands its given. The other is an old man with his tiny mutt dog that he keeps between his feet on the motorized scooter.
But most dogs are exceedingly well behaved, at least where i live
Both of those customers are very respectful and they don't cause me any issues.
The old man's dog had an accident once but he actually asked for supplies to clean it up, himself.
Very nice man, I pray for his health every day.
Also petco charges 10 cents per plastic bag
But I've stopped doing that all together when a lady held up my line (the only one) for 8 minutes screaming at me about politics, agendas, etc, when I asked "do you want a plastic bag for 10 cents?"
The woke are trying to make me use re usuable bags
My record is 12 consecutive shifts where I've had to clean up piss or shit at least once that I just found in the store
That are more durable, better insulated, and saves you money in the long run
I called uhh
Just told my manager no
In the woman’s restroom someone didn’t make it
With number 2 and just left everything on floor, clothes and such
I looked my manager in the eyes, and said “No, I’m already 30 minutes past my shift end”
is there not a hud deadzone adjustment? I wanted to adjust the scale, but bring in the hud
Legally, he can't do anything about it.
If youre past your shift end to begin with, you can clock out at any time.
I had a customer meow at me once grown ass man
Once, my boss asked me to stay till 6pm on a 7am-4pm shift, and he royally pissed me off at like 4:30pm, so I just clocked out and left.
I also work in retail, but I do overnight stocking lmao
Not sure why that replied but
Then he had the gall to call me and ask me to come back.
I've had several drunks as for shit out the lockboxes at closing time lmao
Like, no, if you wanted me to work, you shouldn't have made me angry on purpose.
Used to work w somone whod be chugging fireball minis their entire shift
Lockboxes are hilarious because I'm one of the few people in the store who has keys for all of them. People will ask me to open one and I know they're a substance abuser so I just tell them no.
pleasant sounding fellow
If it tells you the kind of neighborhood this store is in, we have two of the same establishment in town and this one is referred to as the "ghetto" kind.
I've had a genuine "trans puppy girl" come in
Dog ears, dog collar, etc
In a pet store
I thought it was like just an internet thing but no
she's just like me for real
My opinions on this would probably get me banned so instead of sharing them, my only reaction to this information is going to be this: 
Real i had a mfr come looking straight up like saints row stripper tier clothing
God bless
This statement brings back not fond memories of my first job as a server in the dining hall of an elderly residence
Also had a couple come in once guy was prob like 6'5 atleast had his partner who was like min 5ft on a leash
lmao I bet thats fun
Yes, exactly.
worst dressed customers, probably drive through ones
people shirtless, naked, had one fuckin weird lady who had her foot dangling out her window
while she was sitting down
It's great to have a tweaker have a mental breakdown because I won't let them huff spider killer in the middle of an aisle.
(in the passenger side)
Im not even gonna lie iv def hit the drive through w hoodie boxers and flip flops
that's above average tbh
I won't go through a drive through if my car looks messy
Oh, and get this. At the store I work at, we do carry outs for people that need help with their groceries, yeah?
I'll have to look at someone who can see it
And I'm not doing that
mc donalds drive through fit for the night
I typically never get to help the old people that actually need help, and instead, I'm forced to help the 400lb landwhale that is actively killing the motorized cart battery get their 6 24pks of diet sodas to their disgusting vehicle.
I used to work at dominos and would just keep the car topper on and every time id go through another drive through itd be oh you brought me pizza
People genuinely have gotten far too comfortable with being nasty creatures in public.
I propose bringing back public beatings and shamings.

Anyway, back to the grindstone for the next 3 hours.
Hopefully we close early because I did NOT want to work this godforsaken shift.
Speaking of something similar to carryout
Our same day delivery system is done via doordash
So I'll be running a busy register, like 10 people in line and growing
And some guy who doesn't speak English will walk up directly next to the customer I'm ringing up and shove their phone in my phase and say "DOR-DASS" and continuously do so and point at the phone 2 inches from my glasses as I'm actively in the middle of running the only register as the only person visible in the store
If I have more than 2 people in my line, fuck literally everything else. Nothing is more important than getting these idiots out of my store.
But the people who do this don't know English
So they don't understand that I'm going to ring the people in my line up first
So they won't stop
Feels bad. The non English speakers here at least understand when I death glare them that they should wait until I'm not neck deep in customers.
Hello frog
Ice cream microwaver.
what do I want on shock maul
You will be speaking to me with more respect
and which mk
Indignatus and skullcrusher and the one that does more damage to electrified combatants.
High voltage, I think it is.
I prefer the agni model because the strikedown feels better but the general consensus is the indignatus model is better.
The indignatus model also looks cooler.
You microwave ice cream and I'm supposed to respect you?

What's Dor Dass?
Doordash.
Doordash in bad english
It's even better when someone who knows 0 English wants me to explain to them everything they need for an animal and everything on how to take care of it
Typically they do this on the most complicated animals, and the ones that require setup weeks in advance like fish tanks and other aquatic life
But like, they don't speak English, so they can't say it correctly.
We got domain clash and DB battles on Fortnite before GTA 6
Hello Keet 
I am glad to say I don't have that issue. The non English speakers that need something from me usually pull up a picture on their phone and show it to me so I can find it for them.
There's this one Mexican guy that comes in every now and then and will pretty much always find me to have me help him, and we don't even attempt to talk to each other.
He just shows me pictures on his phone of what he's looking for.
Half the time it results in me showing them "I cannot sell this animal to you today"
And now I'm having an argument via Google translate
At that point, I'd just pass them off to a manager.
My job is to sell things and stock shelves. Customer complaints go to my boss.
I'm guessing you don't have such a luxury.
Cuz any customer hearing that they cannot put an animal in very potential lethal conditions typically leads to them getting angry
You'd think someone who wants a pet typically would want to keep it alive but you'd be surprise
Currently there is me and the current manager of this shift in the store
That is it
Hell, fucking, no.
I think I'd genuinely take a long walk off a short pier instead.
That is the usual outside of mid day, where the 2 opening people and 2 closing people are here at the same time for a few hours
"I am calling the spca"
Sometimes there's an extra person mid day for something extra like Ship From Store stuff but they're already preoccupied in the back packing boxes for shipping
At any given time at my store, we have one checker that's always on a register, 3 employees on the floor, two managers, and my boss until 6.
At most in the store in a day
Mine isn't a very large store.
There's 13 aisles about 30ft long, a small produce section, a small meat department, and a bakery.
Think like you crammed 3 dollar generals together in one spot.
I used to work aldis and they were extremely hard on register times and shit i think my peak was like 120 items per minute on ring speed
Jesus christ
Coles store looks about the same size as mine.
How the fuck are you still alive
It's not busy atm
Want me to take you on a walk
If the ceiling panels are anything to go by, at least.
Skeleton crews have pros and cons i prefer them personally
You work at target?
Why do you work in the backrooms
Aldis would pretty consistently have 3 ppl in the store at during morning till like late afternoon and one of them being the gm and them not rlly doing a lot of on the floor work
I don't. The workflow of a skeleton crew is only good when all the people working are actually working and you aren't getting swamped by customers.
Yea obv if it gets swamped youre rlly gonna feel it
I genuinely had to argue with my boss to get him to staff more people because I routinely got worked half to death by the amount of customers I had to deal with and the amount of stock he expected me to work.
Le fishe
I just haven't tried
Use a shotgun.
Use revo
Shotguns are how you cheese it.
tbf i just need 2 like
Its just that and long bomb preventing me from doing vet For the Emperor
long bomb is easy
Iirc hitting even 1 pellet counts the whole shot as being counted.
train yard, wait til after you insert all of the ammo capsules
wait not train yard
whatever the mission is that u take ammo from the trains
idk if its called trainyard
anyway
that mission
insert all the ammo
a horde spawns at the door u come from
n then just do it there
Ascension riser is an easier one to do.
Sit at the start of the bridge, wait for a horde to spawn, throw grenade at teammates across the bridge.
i need 2 just stop shooting the ammo i get from survivalist
Do I have to arc a grenade weirdly or just throw straight
You can use your ping to gauge the distance.
arc
its 30 penance points im missing from vet
hrhmrmhm
i will do it
later
Bear in mind
Everything that could possibly be the responsibility of someone in the front half of the store
Is all on me
Register, grabbing orders, helping customers, changing price labels, arranging new end pieces, cleaning up dog shit, getting people (most) animals, marking clearance, front and facing, and all post store closing things that aren't money related
Part time
Minimum wage
No raise in 2 years
Hell no, lol. My job as the closing cashier is to count my till, check it against what it's supposed to be, bag up the trashcans under each register, clean all the line belts, and leave.
Also here's the bin of thousands of crickets
i sentence you to 1000 crickets
Really, really hate bugs.
Rookie Numbers
You don't want to reach in and grab 10-50 every 20 or so minutes?
I mean yeah, they're like fries
I want to light that bin on fire until I stop hearing crickets.
mmm
Just think of all the free protein you're wasting, tho
You'd also pass up coming home smelling like rat piss?? But that's one of the best parts of the job!
Can't be much worse coming home smelling like skunk ass because people don't have the decency not to hit weed pens in the middle of a grocery store.
Cole is also thinking about how terrible the truth is to bear
I think the thing that will really sell this job is the "temporary holding facility"
(Dead animal freezer)
Look at this fish I found
Feed it red 40
Oh also can't forget that my value as an employee (up until these last few months) was solely based on what rate of people I signed up for loyalty accounts and how many premium savings plans I sold per week
Methinks you should find a different job, Cole.
This applied to everyone in the store, even if they were rarely on the register
hear me out
cricketussy
Crickussy
Die, Backup.
crikey
I'm not sticking my dicket in a cricket
You literally have to be some sort of rogue ai to be posting shit like that.
I’m going back to Psyker chat
BLIMEY BRUV WOT DE FOOKIN'ELL IS THAT THEN
No sane person is going to say those things.
Zealot chat scares me
Take me with you!
I tried the Zarona, I can see why people praise it
but do they praise YOU huh VDA?
Goat emoji
kinda wild that a revolver from 1900 does the same damage as a boltgun per bullet
Invincible season 2 spoilers
It packs a big load to blow
Tell you what
the comic versions of those aliens
I get it
I would have too
they are the same things basically
Yeah I don't think I could post the comic version
yeah lol
Thats not a dreg rager, that's just Craig from borderlands 2.
Thought it was Kreig
regardless
I AGREE
Phone autocorrect.
bro Kriegs VA is the most talented mf ever
I quote him daily
I AM UNUSED TO THE EMOTIONS I AM CURRENTLY FEELING
Craig
Something something I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICLE something something.
NIPPLE SALAD
I really should and have tried
But it's impossible to find anywhere better that meets all of the following
pays adequately
isn't a nightmare
can be worked part time/alongside college
doesn't require some sort of degree
True
It's why I'm still doing food delivery
I will say this job is better than my last one, where I was a server in an elderly residence dining hall
My last job was working at a fast food joint and I quit because they shafted me on hours after I got burned by shoddy equipment.
I was cleaning the grill, wearing a heat glove, and the chemical I put on the grill decided to pop because it instantly fucking boiled, and it splashed onto the heat glove and melted it to my hand.
Oh
Like, first off, it's a heat glove, I don't think it should melt if it gets hot.
That's like the opposite of what it should do.
I wonder if it was some really corrosive shit to do that
Second, I didn't even want any goofy ass compensation, I just wanted my hospital bills paid for, and I had to fight for months to make that happen.
Classic
Not really, it's just a powerful degreaser.
The nasty stuff we used was in the sink.
im happy you got the bills payed for tho
When it's time for you to give them something, they're happy to demand
To clean the vent hoods, we had to basically soak them in lye.
When it's your turn, they pull every excuse on the book
I quit my last job cuz I was basically sleeping every moment I was home to recover from how exhausting it was
3 hour shift, 11 dollars an hour
Yes
My friend's dad died shortly after getting welfare because he was fighting for it almost a year
Well it was like, I gave the hospital my information, then I talked to my boss to get the case number so the hospital could get in touch, but she had to talk to her boss, so I talked to her boss, and this higher up said the case number came from the doctor (which it didnt).
I had to threaten to get a lawyer involved to finally get some gears moving.
Not to mention that it was nothing but angry old people getting mad they didn't get what they wanted instantly when they wanted it
And ofc they're going to get even angrier when they see this teenage lookin guy as the only face they have to get mad at
Me working at the mill in 40+ degrees of heat, except it's 8 hours on weekdays and 4 on Saturday
Tldr they were playing the bullshit legal loophole game so I pulled the +4 (my lawyer is better than yours).
For the uninitiated, 100+ Fahrenheit
You wouldn't catch me dead outside on a day when the temp is higher than 90 F.
begging for for forgiveness for when i complained about my job
At least the outside is ventilated
its just retail but my boss is great people are fine and pays good
Not to mention that 90% of mine time there, there wasn't a manager
So I had no one to report anything to
So quitting was literally the only way to escape sexual harassment from both patrons and coworkers (which is fucking insane)
Imagine a closed room with just enough air flow to get you oxygen
Oh god don't remind me about the nasty old lady that hit on me at work...
Cole casually flexing the Greek body
I need "quit my job because I was too hot" in my resume
This disgusting creature walked up to me one day while I was rotating stock on a shelf and said "there's nothing I love to see more than a man at work" and when I looked at her, she winked.
She was talking about the band
I had to physically restrain myself from gagging.
Chat is this real
I get called sweetie darling, and sweetheart by alot of the old women in the shopping centre. But the girls I work with barely get called that. Chat any suggestions to stop this
ive concidered getting tattoed on the forehead
Drove past a trailer w a swastika on it other night interesting people
you think they read 40k
Hardcore Buddhists
or that
It finally happened, I got killed by a barrel on the first part of clandestium gloriana
Where are the 40k hammers at fatshark
"Oh my darling Timmy loves this 'war ham' book he reads"
Mine were a little more physical than that
I may be clueless but i certainly know when mistakes start to have patterns to them, paired with comments that genuinely made me go "what the fuck", I can connect the dots
were u the guy who said he’s never died on it and I said your time is coming
no
I worked at walmart for like 2 months during highschool and one weekend the whole poultry wall had gone out overnight and so everything went rotten worst smell iv ever experienced
Nurgle
So nurgle ?
NURGLING MY BALLS
Im always astounded by this guys facial structure
perma mog
he would be perfect as a stand in neanderthal on a history channel episode
Actually
I don't think the mods would be to happy with me if I elaborate on some of the things said to me at that job
slaaneshians are at Cole’s job
How the fuck do I do that
I dunno, your a high stat weapon?
He’s t4 lacerate and t4 flesh tearer and his co workers are zealots
Hes a wounf ogryn
Omg insane freak hi
Fatshark failed me on weekly slop rotation now spotify has also failed me on release radar its joeover
Thanks <3
Average thunder hammer experience
The one poxwalker single handly eating the power of the sun to save the beast or nurgle
Ironhelm ftw
I remember stabbing a bulwark in the head from the back but sparks flew off his shield from the front
And my hitmarker was blue
So i sat there
Cried
Couldve hit his shoulder piece which is carapace
Thats fucked
Bulwarks got ne tweaking
Fr sibling
Only reason i run krak grenades
me after trying to quickscope a gunner with my revolver (the flinch made me miss)
NEXT WEEK
when I’m about to overhead FOF or shroudfield the boss with thammer and a barrel or burster tippers me
or it’s burgle with his dumbass body slams
probably not
maybe like
not that far off
but i wouldnt say its soon
i forget if they gave us a timeline in the last post
We know, its not winthin a week
they did not
violently remembering why i don't like diablo 4
as soon as you get into paragon levels it's like PoE without any build up
so stupidly complex
is that the monkey gif i use
idk ive used crazy monkey a long time
i fuckin love crazy monkey
i feel like its more of an "ace attorney ost while tiding" day instead of a "drum and bass while tiding" day
opening darktide vs 5th match having to clutch cause my allies are all building nerf guns
lacerate on combat knige+scourge+enduring faith+shield of contempt?
Do not the lacerate
please do not the lacerate
Please just run flesh Tearer uncanny
*if you want a bleed build
Important clarification I forgor
Dont trust them use fleshtearwr and lacerate bleed definitely doesnt cap at 16
mainly just using it till I get to 30
I'm only level 19 on zealot right now
Definitely not the final one
ah then in that case dont worry about it
im literally lacerates biggest hater
but i think its fine considering how fucked your gear is when leveling
cuz a lot of the knives strengths come from its raw multipliers
but the base number and multipiers are much lower as youre leveling
wheres the damage from bleed is always static (one of the reasons why it stops being good as you craft a knife at lvl 30)
Need to add lacerate hater to the titles
yeah it doesn't make sense why you'd want to actively hit the spot that isn't giving you much effect on damage anyways
yeah what a crazy concept
so many zealots and other knife users fail to comprehend that though
I mainly hit em for the initial stack and then start swiping heads.
at a certain point in your build
you can naturally have enough crit chance to just let that happen passively
I only use knife on vet for weakspot gimpinator uncanny mercy killer
not to mention that blessing slot can be used for riposte for even MORE crit chance, which helps in the long run
darktide is a horror game
tbf i did scream like a girl when a chaos spawn broke the wall down right next to me on lights out
no music or anything until it was already in front of me
you better believe that my heartrate doubled as i was going up those stairs, hearing the burster slowly starting to beep faster and faster
tick tick tick tick
this game also has it out for me
the combo of specialists that spawned right in front of me
diabolical
hell yeah. rolled a fleshtearer knife so I at least have the bottom tier.
Should I run momentum or piety with a mk 15 evisc
I don't understand this
Momentum
They're telling me that HQ puts research materials in the field for me
But these research materials are the stuff I use back in HQ
ARE THEY INFLATING THE MARKET
IS THIS ILLEGAL
I DEMAND TO KNOW
Jadies and lentlemen, go take a look at #ogryn-class .
Here's what I have now for mk15
I AM NOT "FINDING" THESE ITEMS, THEY'RE MERELY PRETENDING THEY DON'T HAVE THEM
Neither. Use martyrdom.
Remembering I have a shitton of loadout slots and can just make martyr mk15 a seperate build
Martyr mk15 eviscerator goes unbelievably hard.
You can spam lights out relatively quickly once you start getting stacks going.
And your rev attacks deal immense damage.
I can already crusher oneshot
I would drop the crit cdr and the travel node above it to get twbs, though.
Also the sword in question
That's really nice for a piety build.
I have shred and +crit (locked) so i get good value
I can see why you're taking crit cdr now.
60% crit in good horde is weird for non peity
At that point, it's just picking your poison. Do you want crit cdr or twbs?

