zealot-class

[copper hawk]

oh wise cole

[spare talon]

new movement tech

it literally has HT/slaught

[ornate bone]

scout double jump

[south folio]

wat da hell

[ornate bone]

female judge confirmed to reside in boston, mashashushets

[high ibex]

Ay how u do dat

[spare talon]

no fucking clue

[high ibex]

🤔 could be something to it

[rocky nacelle]

scout tf2

also it looks like there was a little elevated ridge on the floor or something

[stuck dagger]

Hello! Is savage sweep or deathblow any good on the heavy sword?

[spare talon]

deathblow is

savage sweep is not

[fluid hollow]

new zealot

so far so good

[misty nova]

Brazilian

[spare talon]

@copper hawk @hard nexus

[ornate bone]

I love when this happens

It's like KF1's desync had a child and sent them to college

Now they got a PhD in server desync

[fluid hollow]

lmao

so is the combat knife the better weapon? I'm trynna get an idea early

[spare talon]

its a good weapon*

(*when used properly)

[north sedge]

There's better overall weapons

[fluid hollow]

like I'm thinking bout going back to chainsword when I level up to it

whats the best for crowd control?

oh I didn't know we had a bigger version

[north sedge]

Crusher

[fluid hollow]

I'll look at it

[spare talon]

crusher is the best at crowd control, but its not the best at crowd clear

[ornate bone]

to all the haters who bullied me for putting +5% crit chance on my chainsword, i just got the auric maelstorm survivor 'chieve so suck on that 💯

i bet you won´t be able to sleep with all that shame tonight

[stuck dagger]

Man its so fun playing on asia server lmao

Actually a cesspool

apart from the SEA discord tho they're cool

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/venture-overwatch-fax-gif-6772232839396133350

[spare talon]

nah this is whats causing me shame

[ornate bone]

you did doge that tho

[austere mist]

weird hud ngl

[ornate bone]

tzeenchian behaviour

[rocky nacelle]

why did you bitch smack that trapper so hard

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-emperor-palpatine-fly-gif-17095684

[spare talon]

no guys you dont under stand

[hard nexus]

@spare talon rest in peace

fly high

[spare talon]

the flamer is bad

it cant melt carapace anymore

[rocky nacelle]

i was just using flamer

[spare talon]

it sucks so much guys

[rocky nacelle]

also i get it now cole

this god knife is insane

[spare talon]

dude it sucks against armor guys
why would you ever use it ever
just use a brauto

[rocky nacelle]

precog uncanny and flamer brrrr

also im assuming uncanny/precog affect Tknives

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/irxyNkwRX6eQFtJSu/d13375N0Gm0w?invite=cr-MSxUenAsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[coarse birch]

if it makes you feel better i got combod by a corruptor eye into a net

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/irx8mVQ4ETBswZQgu/d1337lSQ9kDn?invite=cr-MSxWMXksMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[ornate bone]

if i encounter crusher i take bolt gun and go skrrrraaa

[spare talon]

idk about precog but most likely
but yes for uncanny

[rocky nacelle]

ok so good on me for mostly trying to throw tknives while those are up then

[spare talon]

STOP BULLYING ME

[hard nexus]

it was really funny

[spare talon]

i thought i was out of its range

[rocky nacelle]

damn i need ragdoll mod lmfao

[spare talon]

oh yeah that too

[rocky nacelle]

shit looks funny

[hard nexus]

i actually jumped so hard here

[south folio]

devious

[austere mist]

pox buster my beloved

[spare talon]

that match just bullied the fuck out of me

[hard nexus]

join us

!

[spare talon]

pubs deciding to be either the coolest or most miserable experience

https://tenor.com/view/harvey-dent-coin-flip-two-face-batman-coin-gif-9698651

[ivory marlin]

I once got hit with a “thank you alex for the carry”

Best feeling ever

[spare talon]

i will always ride that high for as long as i can

[austere mist]

@hard nexus have you listen to hikomori?

[rocky nacelle]

any preference over master shroudfield or perfectionist

[fluid hollow]

Jesus christ having to replay sedition sucks

[modern lintel]

I once had an all wound ogryn give me sass for using knife on vet

[fluid hollow]

I can't get a good squad to save my life

[spare talon]

6s

always

[rocky nacelle]

i was gonna say

[ornate bone]

do you want me to help

[rocky nacelle]

giving up 6 whole seconds of free time

can get alot of shit done in 6 seconds

[fluid hollow]

I'm gonna try to get into malice and maybe I'll have better luck there, I'm a little perked out so maybe I will.

[spare talon]

send me an invite and ill do a silly thing for xp
so you can start getting into the higher stuff sooner

my code is in my server profile

[austere mist]

Cole, youre so generous,,,,

[ornate bone]

ok so no help from auntie emma henrietta then

good

[rocky nacelle]

should i give up invigorating revelation for faithful frenzy

[spare talon]

in n out
12 minute auric maelstrom

[rocky nacelle]

i like atk spd

[austere mist]

on damnation???

[modern lintel]

Have you ever heard of infiltrate

[rocky nacelle]

no i have a lvl 6 vet

[spare talon]

@ivory marlin id like to phone a friend

how has your experience with it been

[ivory marlin]

Huh?

[spare talon]

in and out
12 minute auric maelstrom at lvl 12

[ivory marlin]

Uhhh

Im still at work

Ill be down when i get home maybe

[spare talon]

i was meaning me dragging ppl through for leveling

[modern lintel]

Wrong answer

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok

Yeah it wasn’t bad

[spare talon]

3-8 levels in like 15 minutes
depending on how low/high of a level you are

really silly

[modern lintel]

You ever be looking at someones build in the morning star and go damn ok then get queued w them immediately after

[rocky nacelle]

this a worthwhile node or nah

[spare talon]

it depends on how much you like toughness gen

i so happen to LOVE toughness gen

[rocky nacelle]

this is on the knife flamer build (the one that has IB)

i wanna use it but I also dont wanna lose 10% free attack speed

🙃

[spare talon]

whats the tree look like

[rocky nacelle]

1 sec

@spare talon

thars the tree and weps

[hard nexus]

yarop

[fluid hollow]

I'd totally ask for your help if I wasn't so stubborn

[hard nexus]

the sniper wasnt meatn for u

so no sound

lmfao

[spare talon]

CRINGE

[austere mist]

pawsum

[meager bison]

Anyone have a "Rush ahead of team, get netted, and instantly alt f4" zealot knife build?

I need some crackhead energy

[rocky nacelle]

probably the one i just posted

[meager bison]

46% mobility lowers your dodge count btw

Need at least 51

[spare talon]

it does not

[rocky nacelle]

i have 5 dodges on that knife

[meager bison]

Wait really?

[rocky nacelle]

but thanks

[ornate bone]

u h8 me

admti it

[meager bison]

Did I get incepted with wrong info again

[rocky nacelle]

no i just have 5 dodges

i think im at the bare ass minimum

[obsidian prairie]

Knife need an insanely low mobility to lose dodges

[spare talon]

knife has a lower threshold than most weapons

[fluid hollow]

I hate you , you person I just met

[south folio]

on knife, the mobility scaling is wonky for dodge count

[meager bison]

[spare talon]

based as hell

[rocky nacelle]

cole i sent u the tree noob

[modern lintel]

Darktide sending me away mid game just to tell me theirs an update

[spare talon]

hold on

[fluid hollow]

lmao

[spare talon]

im mid game

[rocky nacelle]

i assumed you were mid game anyway

[south folio]

you are mid

[polar nexus]

honestly, you chainsword could be grey and you'll be doing fine

[rocky nacelle]

with the other freaks

[modern lintel]

Im looking and theirs not even and update what the frick

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[coarse birch]

gottem

arcos so original

[rocky nacelle]

ok next vestures rotation

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[rocky nacelle]

ill be looking for a knife skin sadly

[rocky nacelle]

since my knives r broken now

[coarse birch]

why have you spawned

[meager bison]

In the mid of deez nuts

[royal vortex]

i opened this server

[coarse birch]

i see

[meager bison]

It would on brand to forget to fill out their talent tree

[modern lintel]

No monitor no skill tree grey weapon run when

[spare talon]

the main differences with this build and mine are that i take the stealth toughness node and sustained assault
the tradeoffs being holy rev and the extra 10% piety crit

[rocky nacelle]

so it looks something more like this ?

[hushed agate]

If you had someone to correct you when you get caught in a corner you could probably do an entire sedition mission like that

[spare talon]

i still have the atk speed too cuz im giving up 10% crit for it

[rocky nacelle]

or you get rid of crit and get SA and get attack speed

ah gotcha

you think the differences are negligible?

[spare talon]

honestly tho
i couldnt tell you which combo is better

i just like this one better

[rocky nacelle]

I feel like with how strongly rolled our knives are the differences might be very miniscule

[spare talon]

i already use riposte so crit chance is already negligable

[modern lintel]

Im going to sedate fathsakr

[spare talon]

cuz even tho its t3, i already still get 87.50% crit chance very often

[hushed agate]

They're already half dead

[spare talon]

82.50 i think actually

[rocky nacelle]

i probably gotta keep crit since my uncanny is stuck on my current mk3

[spare talon]

meh

[rocky nacelle]

my other blessing is the T3 precog

ok i think i shall just have the toughness/damage shroudfield node and swap out holy rev for SA

give that a run

[spare talon]

sure

[rocky nacelle]

yea im fine with this

[spare talon]

im just a fan of the shroud toughness cuz its over time

[rocky nacelle]

i always felt the same

really strong to have

[spare talon]

so i can use my invis to keep myself topped off during a situation

[rocky nacelle]

on top of dmg reduction

[spare talon]

i always forget it has DR

[rocky nacelle]

it says it even affects toughness too

so double win

[spare talon]

any dr affects toughness

the only distinction is toughness dr ofc affecting only toughness and not hp

[rocky nacelle]

is it multiplicative or additive for dr

[spare talon]

which is why once your toughness is gone on a crit build you fold when hit despite being so tanky before

everything except dr is additive

[rocky nacelle]

i dont wanna assume it'll shoot me to 90% toughness DR

[spare talon]

dr is the only multiplicitive in the game

[rocky nacelle]

ok bet

[spare talon]

cuz otherwise certain builds could reach fully immunity at certain points

looking at you ogryn

[meager turret]

infinite toughness glitch

[spare talon]

not to mention

[ornate bone]

BORN TO MARTYR
CHAOS IS A FUCK
φυκ αλλ Kill Em All 40995
I am sinner man
410,757,864,530 DEAD HERETICS

[spare talon]

imagine if these were additive

[rocky nacelle]

i dont see enough people talk about shield of contempt

im not huge on numbers but i think its good

[spare talon]

cuz its 1 of 2 things

people who never really gave it any thought
and people who refuse to use it cuz of how broken it is

[rocky nacelle]

fair enough

[spare talon]

i think it was you who was doing benediction for penances with the book earlier

[rocky nacelle]

it was

[spare talon]

and i think i forgot to ask why you went the other way

[rocky nacelle]

oh beacon of purity the cleansing corruption one

[spare talon]

you took the left side and not the right with SoC

[rocky nacelle]

yeah that was me

[fluid hollow]

never enough is it, and they just .keep.coming.

[spare talon]

I ALWAYS GET BENEDICTION AND BEACON CONFUSED

[rocky nacelle]

yea me too

[spare talon]

cuz i never actually say benediction by name

i just say tdr aura

[rocky nacelle]

but I think I was running shield of contempt at one point in that build while also going down beacon of purity

but I swapped it around for something else

since that was supposed to be my "tank" build

spamming bible and allat

oh yeah you forgot 1 extra TDR buff

but no one really uses it so

[acoustic dune]

i find that the base pulse is arleady good at it is

[rocky nacelle]

eh just cherries on top

I can agree with base book being strong already

[ornate bone]

now that i´ve proven my worth as a human being and got the auric maelstrom achievement i should go the other way and downgrade my gear

[acoustic dune]

gamble

[rocky nacelle]

which maelstrom

ASS?

(auric storm survivor)

[hushed agate]

ASS?

[ornate bone]

the cool one, yea

ASS

[rocky nacelle]

the cool one?

[hushed agate]

(As in rump)

[rocky nacelle]

atoma's elite guard is cooler

lmao

since apparently you can cheese ASS

[ornate bone]

i dont know what that is 😦

[rocky nacelle]

no disrespect to you obv

[ornate bone]

fine i´ll get it too

[rocky nacelle]

but ive just heard of the strats to cheese out ASS

[ornate bone]

i definitely got no cheesy ASS

[acoustic dune]

''cheese out ASS''

GOLLY

[hushed agate]

Ministorum guardian is probably the hardest to get

[rocky nacelle]

coolest one

[hushed agate]

Despite what the rarity tells you

[ornate bone]

that´s not a title though!!!

[rocky nacelle]

titles arent cool when everyone has them

🗣️

thats why i dont even wear my ASS.....

[ornate bone]

and that seems like a lot of it depends on things that are out of your reach so i´ll call it not a real achievement

[hushed agate]

Erm badges aren't cool when everyone has them

[acoustic dune]

god i want the game to add new title that are cool

[ornate bone]

!!!!

[acoustic dune]

like sewer rat

or rat rat

or big frend

or etc

[rocky nacelle]

also is minostorum guardian just doing a fuck ton of penances

[ornate bone]

ok then, which are the rarest titles and portrait frames so i can go make my family proud....

[hushed agate]

Yep its the final title on the tiers

[lusty oar]

reject

[acoustic dune]

the one darktide give

[rocky nacelle]

idk idc go get the ones you think look the most cool

[acoustic dune]

for free

[rocky nacelle]

[spare talon]

skip to the second half of this
and you can see SoC's dr in action

im just too lazy to find the trimmed version

[rocky nacelle]

is this dclaw parry crit with SoC in it

[hushed agate]

I sorta wish titles were cooler theyre kind of shitily implemented

Imagine if it was like diablo

[spare talon]

yes

[ornate bone]

ummmm it doesn´t matter what i think, the only thing that counts is that everyone else, especially strangers in a random pub, thinks i´m cool

[hushed agate]

Could piece together separate words from a list

Thatd be sick

[rocky nacelle]

ok fair enough now go ask someone else who cares

[spare talon]

i like it with dclaw parry cuz any chip damage i end up taking during an ultra parry session is likely to become completely trivial, as you can see

[rocky nacelle]

i just want 2 min max

[acoustic dune]

i want a title that reflect me

[ornate bone]

i want you to care since you are the most remote person i currently have contact with

[rocky nacelle]

do you give up TWBS for SoC in this build cole?

[spare talon]

ofc not

[acoustic dune]

ULTRA????
ULTRAKILL????

[rocky nacelle]

ok so can you slide the parry with training wheels build also

lmfao

[ornate bone]

maybe there should be an achievement that lets you choose your own title?

[hushed agate]

Ermm a revolver? Is that an ultrakill reference

[rocky nacelle]

i assume its only a few nodes swapped around

[hushed agate]

What the devil

[spare talon]

nope

its the build i sent you earlier

i had 2 points missing on there

[rocky nacelle]

oh really

I put them into attack speed and SA

lmao

[spare talon]

and they were the ones that were from SoC

[rocky nacelle]

ah I gotcha

[acoustic dune]

i want a title that is just

''the clown''

i miss the emeperor tts

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-clussy-gif-24406426

[rocky nacelle]

ok got the build

now I just need a dclaw

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-clown-twitch-streamer-clown-makeup-red-nose-gif-16788855

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-a-weapon-halo-halo2-master-chief-yes-sir-gif-15782861

[acoustic dune]

wow mutant magic

[zinc talon]

if anyone is still unsure of what an iframe is

[acoustic dune]

tzench is at it again

[ornate bone]

i read about this streamer. he sacrificed a small bunny ON STREAM and drew the khorne symbol with its blood. unhinged guy.

[zinc talon]

and iframe dodging

that^ was an outta dodges outta health outta stamina outta luck iframe dodge

[acoustic dune]

i wont take this slander

we all know that the entity that is know as jerma

is a chaos god himself

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-escape-scp-gif-11917361286893075780

[zinc talon]

this is also an iframe dodge

[hushed agate]

AA EE OOO

[spare talon]

in tfd you can have "clown" as your title, or just as the suffix of your title
the titles ive had have been
strange knucklehead
endless farmer
ugly pig
annoying idiot

[acoustic dune]

i want that for darktide

[spare talon]

You get a new suffix or prefix for every achievement in the game

So there's hundreds of each

[zinc talon]

this, is just a good dodge

[acoustic dune]

can you name your fav one?

[spare talon]

Probably annoying idiot which is what I'm still using

[hushed agate]

Thats what i was saying earlier with the diablo comment

Thats how they do it in the new game

[rocky nacelle]

great skin okri barely see anyone with that bolter skin

probably the first wep skin i got in the shop

[acoustic dune]

i got limited fung

could only bought a krieg mask and the funny collar for the psycher

10/10 shit pay

[rocky nacelle]

I just bought my first psyker drip

it was a white chest piece and some white collar with a blindfold

zealot drip just been better

[spare talon]

considering how much i play this game
id be totally willing to spend more cosmetics
but i just dont care about 99.9% of them

[acoustic dune]

say the fellow zealot main

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-smile-reverse-reverse-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-21248744

[acoustic dune]

i hate paying

lemme buy some cool cosmetic

[spare talon]

my zealot uses penance clothes and a single cheap ass headpiece

[ornate bone]

that´s right, behold this. psykers just cannot compare.

[acoustic dune]

via game moolah

[rocky nacelle]

simple is effective too

[acoustic dune]

gucci

[ornate bone]

mine is a sororitas reject who eventually accepted her failure and founded a militia

[spare talon]

mine has dementia

[acoustic dune]

mine reflect that i use lacerate

[spare talon]

my zealot uses penance clothes and a single cheap ass headpiece

[hushed agate]

Its either sob or homeless man there is no in between

[spare talon]

mine has dementia

[rocky nacelle]

well met guardian

[spare talon]

my zealot uses penance clothes and a single cheap ass headpiece

is the joke funny yet

[hushed agate]

You know who else has dementia?

[rocky nacelle]

maybe 1 more time

[spare talon]

surely

[ornate bone]

For Throne and Thorn, brother.

[zinc talon]

this crusher skin's prolly my 'proudest' pick-up

[rocky nacelle]

ok I hated that crusher got a cool skin

but no thunder hammer

😡

also clean fit

never seen that 1

[acoustic dune]

god i love how theres candle on the zealot armour

[buoyant pewter]

I pretty much only buy the isolated head pieces since they’re much easier to pair with body armors

[ornate bone]

i chuckled 🌞

[zinc talon]

they've had two uniques and several of the universal ones

[acoustic dune]

if only we can have a GIANT zealot candle upon the head

[buoyant pewter]

Like

[spare talon]

thats pretty much why

[acoustic dune]

weird lookin zealot

[ornate bone]

yeah did you see the candle on the bolt gun skin?

[rocky nacelle]

the only isolated head piece ive bought so far

[buoyant pewter]

Shouty too small

[rocky nacelle]

was that garbage bag mask for zealot

[zinc talon]

fun thing about this headpiece

[hushed agate]

He been eating his veggies

[rocky nacelle]

(why is it 1400)

[buoyant pewter]

The one with chains?

[rocky nacelle]

yep

[ornate bone]

we´re sand people now

[buoyant pewter]

Single best zealot mask imo

[rocky nacelle]

the one that has me looking like the RE4 chainsaw man

[buoyant pewter]

Expiators

[acoustic dune]

its the guy from fallout new vegas

[zinc talon]

is it was mistakenly sold when the savlar set was put on the shop by mistake

for maybe an hour or two before they realized the mistake and shitcanned the store page

[rocky nacelle]

damn lucky pickup

[zinc talon]

but if you saw it during that window, and bought it, you kept it

[acoustic dune]

i mast a black latex mask so i can cosplay a gimp

[zinc talon]

the headpiece apparently hasn't ever been for sale in other store cycles

[rocky nacelle]

it either makes me a SH or a RE enemy

and im fine with either

[buoyant pewter]

I’m hoping that on the new cosmetic drop it’s something neat, cuz it’s new. Hoping it’s not just a recolor.

Hug want fun new drip.

[zinc talon]

so I'm not just being a pretentious prick about it cuz you can't get it anymore

I'm being a pretentious prick about it cuz you were never able to in the first place

[acoustic dune]

i want more diverse cosmetic at the non real moolah shop

[rocky nacelle]

okri with the SS rare drip

[zinc talon]

lol ikr

[acoustic dune]

SS????

[zinc talon]

wait not like

lightningwaffen or whatever

[buoyant pewter]

Same but I kinda doubt it’ll happen

[rocky nacelle]

oh wait I forgot we're in a 40k server

people might think something else

[buoyant pewter]

We got more penance stuff which is nice

[acoustic dune]

sadly

[ornate bone]

gaze upon this bolt gun skin and tell me it wasn´t made for zealot. so why did i find it under the veterant tab

[rocky nacelle]

thats crazy did you see any other rare non returning outfits okri?

[ornate bone]

love the lil candle on the barrel

[rocky nacelle]

this but for big bolter when

[acoustic dune]

need more candle

[zinc talon]

surely that's the veterans and not the zealots

[buoyant pewter]

Really the only thing that screams zealot is the one candle

[rocky nacelle]

what

that is crazy

[zinc talon]

cuz some of those trenchcoats, get a lil

trenchcoaty

[acoustic dune]

whats the mod?

[ornate bone]

one candle makes all the difference. imagine your body without the light of your consciousness.

[buoyant pewter]

Please let Hug get trench coat! Big trench coat with full body armor under.

Very cool.

[acoustic dune]

counter point

[ornate bone]

or the sky without the astronomican.

[buoyant pewter]

Hug not understand, but Hug say Ok anyway!

[acoustic dune]

small trench coat

[zinc talon]

oh these are all store cosmetics

[modern lintel]

Think that bolter was like specifically for this chest feels like

[acoustic dune]

would be comedic

[zinc talon]

no mod for the armor, just the weapons

[ornate bone]

good boy hug

[buoyant pewter]

It not fit Hug

[acoustic dune]

pray harder

[acoustic dune]

jesus christ

[ornate bone]

yeah and overpriced as always 😦

[acoustic dune]

you payed a lot

[ornate bone]

i WILL buy the skull backpack container thing when it´s back for 10€ though

[modern lintel]

Mustard on burger yes or mo

Years

[spare talon]

they used to be pretty good value for what they were near launch

[acoustic dune]

mustard gas

[zinc talon]

how to make your friends and family concerned about your politics with your character equipment

[spare talon]

but the prices have increased quite a bit since then

[zinc talon]

yep they're up up

[ornate bone]

bullish

[acoustic dune]

give him a victorian hat

[zinc talon]

gettin up to a hundred bucks a store cycle for all 4 classes' everythings

[acoustic dune]

and we would have a british man

[modern lintel]

Dont look up fatshark inflation

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah I mean, especially when so much of the gear is black with red accents, doesn’t look great haha.

[acoustic dune]

the fatshark logo is arleady inflated

tf you mean

[ornate bone]

c-could just be soviet NKVD

[modern lintel]

Oh to be

[acoustic dune]

never knew handron was a commy

[lusty oar]

our plasteel

[modern lintel]

The knowledge of the ccp did not survive into the 40th millenia if i recall

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-ze-dong-waving-hi-hello-thats-enough-gif-12479082

[acoustic dune]

didnt the emperor friend have like the sputnik in his basement

malcador

[modern lintel]

Yea something like that dude asked what ccp meant and said fuck if i know

[acoustic dune]

when was malcador born again?

[ornate bone]

i just checked and the NKVD was dissolved in 1946. even though in the movie "the death of stalin", beria was introduced as the head of the NKVD. stalin died in 1952. i need to write a letter to the producers.

[modern lintel]

I dont think anyone knows for sure but i think it was like 26k ish?? Maybe

[zinc talon]

the only headpiece it's acceptable to act like a complete dickhead in

[acoustic dune]

knight looking ass

[modern lintel]

Society

[hushed agate]

I feel like at one point it was meant to have something else on it

Like some goggles

Or a helmet

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bestmovi-monty-python-and-the-gif-25512106

[hushed agate]

Wish for the drip was in the actual game

[acoustic dune]

i still cant get over that our evolution peak is crab

[hushed agate]

I mean they are one of the most expensive meats

[ornate bone]

it´s sad but as nietzsche said, we can´t do the crab walk back. the only way is forward.

[hushed agate]

So id say it makes sense

[zinc talon]

or they got lazy and just stripped all the goggles and helmets from that underpiece

and were like, yeah, that's unique, they'll buy that

[acoustic dune]

maybe i should start getting in crab ruel 34

[zinc talon]

the vet shemaughs look unironically awesome though

[hushed agate]

Knowing fatshark its sadly likely

[acoustic dune]

just to get ahead of myself

[hushed agate]

What the fuck are you talking about

[ornate bone]

this is like so fucking true

thanks nietzsche

[modern lintel]

Death take you

[acoustic dune]

i jsut made a connection

[zinc talon]

best shemaugh of all the classes' styles

[acoustic dune]

is that why slanesh troop have crab crawl

[zinc talon]

the space marine impersonation project progresses apace on the psucker

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

mfw when
crab

[zinc talon]

why are his eyes such extreme different heights

[ornate bone]

every time i see this all i can think of is gura

the other hat too

[acoustic dune]

you want a joke awnser or a speculation

[zinc talon]

still not as chuckle worthy as the golden urinal cloak collar

[ornate bone]

give me your best medical answer

[hushed agate]

Just prospective

[zinc talon]

I mean I was just asking out loud

[acoustic dune]

thats the 1 of 2 hat i own

[zinc talon]

it adds to the unsettling nature of it

[acoustic dune]

it feel pompous

[median steeple]

That hair cut looks like a shading error

[hushed agate]

Good that your fight or flight is kicking in

You should fear nostalgia critic

[zinc talon]

there's also the neckpiece that makes you look like you raided liberachi's bathroom right before the mission

[acoustic dune]

thats baldcist

[median steeple]

Bald "people" are evil

Horus was bald

[acoustic dune]

jesus mate how much moolah did you spent for the ingame shop

[acoustic dune]

didnt the emperor also bald?

[median steeple]

No

[acoustic dune]

(bald skeleton)

[median steeple]

Brothers magnificent hair

[hushed agate]

If you yank out someones hair there morality leaks out of the hair holes on there head

[acoustic dune]

then explain this

[median steeple]

Trepanning leads to the same result

[acoustic dune]

he is bald in this picture

[median steeple]

Fake heretical imagery

[acoustic dune]

oh yeah? where's your pic of the emperor

checkmate atheist

[spare talon]

thats sounds kind of homosexual

[acoustic dune]

nuh uh

you are just gay

[zinc talon]

eleventy, or thereabouts

[hushed agate]

No he's talking about gardening

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-really-it-is-what-it-is-gif-22328595

[acoustic dune]

11k??

[zinc talon]

naw I made up that number

I like the game and the company behind it, I liked vermintide 2 too

so when the shop cycles, I get it

fairly certain I have every cosmetic that's been offered plus most of the penance and commissary ones

[acoustic dune]

doesnt a set cost 20 dollars?

[zinc talon]

I have a couple nickles to rub together so it feels more like philanthropy than vapid consumerism

lately the store cycles have been about a hundred bucks per cycle for all 4 classes' stuff

[acoustic dune]

jesus christ

again

[zinc talon]

less, usually

70ish on the low end

[acoustic dune]

yeah i think ill stick to buying dlc cosmetic

[ornate bone]

it´s just money

[acoustic dune]

iz a lot of cash

[ornate bone]

not really

but yeah personally i donate what i can to the orangutan orphanage in borneo 🦧

[zinc talon]

it is but I've been very blessed in that department

it's my one thing I go full idiot on, cuz I've wanted a 40k combat game since I was in middle school and this game does a kickass job of finally giving that to me

[acoustic dune]

i keep forgetting that 40k fan spent money on mini

[ornate bone]

yeah i kinda have the same feeling

[zinc talon]

and frankly I don't have the garage space for another car so

[ornate bone]

except i wish there was a sororitas game

like this

[zinc talon]

the ones I hgave will just have to do, big dramatic sigh

oh yeah I mae my zealot with the single intention of having a sororitas of some type

[ornate bone]

nooo

everybody does that

so i´m special and made a sororitas reject

[acoustic dune]

i purposely made mine shitty

[acoustic dune]

love me knockoff gucci

[zinc talon]

weapons customization mod was a godsend for me

[ornate bone]

ugly enough

[zinc talon]

cuz I could take the crushers I was already using and pare them down to the size of a crozius or mace

[ornate bone]

equip the uhh enforcer armoured legs if you´re going for a sororitas style

[acoustic dune]

again

this is my maindri[

[ornate bone]

or don´t because that´s MY drip and do not copy

[zinc talon]

before they updated the facial textures, the options I had chosen meshed together horribly and actually disfigured her jaw

the eyeshadow is actually a larger tattoo option that the facial burns scars mostly cover up

[acoustic dune]

mewing

[ornate bone]

lol

god i want a sororitas game....back to my fantasies and books it is.....

[acoustic dune]

dawn of war

[ornate bone]

that isn´t what i WANT

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-you-say-laughing-stressed-gif-11593291

well TIL

[ornate bone]

gladius is better for roleplaying btw

[zinc talon]

I have the new rogue trader? I think? turn based game but it's hard for me to sit down and get into those

I hear it's fantastic

[ornate bone]

do not actually do it though, it´s incel science and will probably just mess up your teeth by pressing them forward through the gums.

[acoustic dune]

i forgot i drew a mewing zaelot

[zinc talon]

but even baldur's gate couldn't hold my interest and I'll tell you off the bat that game is fuckin amazingly well put together

[acoustic dune]

didnt meant to ping

[zinc talon]

I tunnel vision on the individual fights and the next thing I know four hours have gone by and I've progressed one room in the map

[ornate bone]

yeah i don´t really like videogames to begin with. except warhammer, i could always get into warhammer somehow

with the sororitas

[acoustic dune]

buy a plane game or smth

[zinc talon]

their origin story is total fangirl territory for me

'no men under arms'

[acoustic dune]

play meincrap

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-lawler-wwf-wrestling-reaction-gif-12409072

[zinc talon]

my thing is the X series if anyone on earth besides me and the people who code it know what that ~~ it ~~ is

[ornate bone]

lol yeah, i´ve heard that when they were introduced, a lot of people protested because everyone felt it was kind of contrived. honestly i feel it was the same incel drive that was behind the outcry about female custodians now

#controversy

[fluid hollow]

I realize that zealot is the class for me I'm actually feeling more connected to it as a class than vets lmao

[zinc talon]

yep, the people bitching about that are not the people who would be buying custodian models anyway

so it's like, bitching about the election when you don't vote to me

[acoustic dune]

xbox 360

[ornate bone]

truly. nothing like slashing yourself into a religious frenzy with a chainsword

[acoustic dune]

my beloved

[zinc talon]

if you want a truly fun time

[acoustic dune]

god kinect

[zinc talon]

get weapon customizations

and a chainaxe, either one

use WCM to replace all the component parts from chainaxe, to 1h chainsword

and then run a mission

you're using a chainaxe, but it's swinging completely differently

and your brain will go amagad new weapon new weapon and douse you in the splashy chemicals

plus seeing the saw animations especially the variant that auto-revs on light swings, done with a chainsword model, is fuckin vicious

the axe is kinda gangly in its dimentions but the sword buries itself in the enemy as often as not

idk I had a great time with it

[ornate bone]

i need to find the worst build. since auric damnation maelstrom isn´t hard enough anymore

[zinc talon]

I enjoy dropping back from the left click front line that gives your index finger arthritis

and play the floating center of the group taunt tank

I've built an ogryn, zealot, and psucker all able to do that in different ways

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aafd02e-2d1f-444f-8d9e-e12295da65c1/the-bestest-most-powerfulest-build-ever

[zinc talon]

it's a fun reorder of the mission priorities

instead of hack n slash n talk some trash

[coarse birch]

i remember you making this

[zinc talon]

it's how do I keep these idiots from running off and killing themselves

oh look there they go okay how do I fix this

eventually, if everyone stays alive for long enough, the mission ends and you get paid

[ornate bone]

aw hell yeah that looks like utter garbage. thanks

[zinc talon]

so build a talent layout for 'teammate not-dyingest abilities'

[ornate bone]

what are you talking about i just have Chorus

and then i'm Mother Henrietta

taking care of my babies

[ornate bone]

i think that´s exactly my main build lmaoooo

[zinc talon]

so stun grenades are a guaranteed rescue, or two nets, or one of each and they push pause on the entire room in terms of the pacing of the fight

HAH

and here I was about to patronize you with it

with a dash of mansplain

corruption eater is so much more of an outsized team strength ability than it gets credit for

[ornate bone]

except i have bleed for the emperor instead of vicious offering

in the first tree

ok i think it´s time for bed

honey is probably in REM phase by now so i won´t wake him up hopefully

good NIGHT

[zinc talon]

ny ny slee ty

[spare talon]

normal flamer hold
yes

[split canyon]

#ForceSwordsForZealot2024

[zinc talon]

so yall, if you open up your cosmetics, inspect a headpiece, then show it on your operative

you'll get the ability to preview how it changes your voice

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/irzFQEqA5mA5jv7qr/d1337lBDnVRF?invite=cr-MSxzbVEsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/irzUIByS95p3GE3jr/d13374p691tn?invite=cr-MSw1QWssMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[zinc talon]

wow, I'm impressed, there are several

[ivory marlin]

i own a few but not many on my psyker

is the shop good?

@spare talon how the shop reset?

are leopard pants back?

[spare talon]

it got delayed to next week

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pot-of-greed-gif-13045723689542880690

[ivory marlin]

how does fs fail to reset the store

thats wild

:(

[rocky nacelle]

also in my pursuit of power I have gone from 9k plasteel to 600

I succeeded in attaining power but for what

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-movie-fall-falling-meme-gif-24396824

[ivory marlin]

what weapon?

[frosty herald]

How tf do you delay a store reset

[spare talon]

FIX IT
PLEASE
THIS SWORD COULD BE GREAT

i should stop looking at randos builds

[ember yew]

what is this zodiac sign

[still quartz]

The headless stickbug

[rocky nacelle]

had around 3k after making this

spent the rest of the 3k fishing for T4 dclaw blessings

to make a dclaw parry build

got t4 blessings but all dog shit

[ivory marlin]

real

i tried fishing for handcannon got handcannon 2 off a emp drop and worried ill never get anything higer so i stopped lol

[rocky nacelle]

nah you dont get it

last night was a crazy night for blessing rolls

i think im only missing 1 or 2 T4 blessings from knife now

and then I rolled that knife from a blue and just tweaked it up

i dont blame you for stopping gambling though shit is aids

but the dopamine when it finally all comes together

https://tenor.com/view/right-now-it’s-just-that-everything-feels-right-sorry-amanai-gojo-sorry-jjk-gif-6689060642723775612

when you beat rng

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/sunrise-squidward-gif-14087517

[still quartz]

Average night in London

[spare talon]

"all knife users are ass at the game" players when i show them how to actually use it:

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-19603638

[still quartz]

Knife Haters when they learn that it's not just a weapon for speedrunning and dying

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-knife-gif-16384966104952739951

[ivory marlin]

i love speedrunning then dying

[still quartz]

I love letting speedrunners die because I know they won't help with jack shit through the run

[spiral anvil]

thats a weird way to type speedrunning

[ivory marlin]

i once got softlocked in the vents

was tryna be happy and skip that section

[still quartz]

Turns out they made sure

[ivory marlin]

i instead was not happy and stuck in a locked room with 2 crushers and every single living thing on atoma

[still quartz]

Should've been all Crushers

So you really get some PTSD

[frosty herald]

Has anyonr succesfully speedran the vents

[ivory marlin]

cole has

multiple times

[rocky nacelle]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

SO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

(still wish I got man stopper flechette on double barrel though)

[spare talon]

lvl 600 smite psyker

surge staff, but no perfect timing

no perilous combustion

smite, but no enfeeble

[rocky nacelle]

which one is PT again

[spare talon]

vent, but no creeping flames

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-insane-crazy-madness-gif-926520943501877665

lvl 600 huh

oh yea PT is goated asf

also no enfeeble smite

https://tenor.com/view/blissful-malevonence-gif-10192619856801101589

how

[spare talon]

smiting poxwalkers any moment i turned around

anywhere from 50, or 1

[rocky nacelle]

how do you find these individuals

should I play auric heresy more

[spare talon]

oh

normal heresy

[rocky nacelle]

LOL

[spare talon]

thats where the good stuff is

its so goofy

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-25176966

[spiral anvil]

i thought i was crazy with the fov but what's that

[zinc talon]

where would yall go from here

[spiral anvil]

limbsplitter

[zinc talon]

yes, I blessed it with limbsplitter at purple to remove it from the pool of potential blessings when I orange'd it

[spiral anvil]

wow wait thats a strat

[zinc talon]

cuz it was headtaker 1

and I couldn't get headtaker 4

[spiral anvil]

ive always been rawdogging it

[zinc talon]

the smaller the blessing pool the higher your chance to game hadron and get both blessing slots how you want them for one refine

at 4 it's cardshark nerdmath 'guaranteed'

[spiral anvil]

one for the record books

[zinc talon]

the more I sit here looking at it the more I think I'm gonna double rebless and use it to test out pairings

and be able to swap out both blessings whenever to turn it into something else

also, torment over headtaker

cuz torment is 24% tthe second you pull an enemy with alt attack and lasts just as long

headtaker takes 5 hits to hit 25%

[spiral anvil]

i took torment headtaker

keep in mind the pull also counts for headtaker

[zinc talon]

yep

but, I could leave confident strike just to have one

eh naw double bless

then I can get weird with it

slow and steady heals with thrust and crunch! attacks

also, slow and steady & thrust being the names for the two charge attack blessings

whoever snuck that in deserves to have their nipple twisted

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/RmP9QFeGbl4?si=vEHnZtRBI6PrjHdg

https://tenor.com/view/why-crying-emotional-tears-sobbing-gif-17306861

Why does the armor look so good

[fluid hollow]

the eviscerator is my new favorite weapon and I can't wait till I'm level 19 for only side sweeps

[spare talon]

just be mindful of the mk15's 4 target cleave damage cap

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-strange-space-vibe-how-feels-like-spiderman-gif-26302705

the warp took him

man im letting all the MH vids stack up

https://tenor.com/view/eating-starving-gif-26035414

[spiral anvil]

LONG

[frosty herald]

saw someone pointing out that you dont need to hit spirit slash to level up

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-sus-cat-sus-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-23523958

[spare talon]

im starting to find repeat players in heresy

oh no

[rocky nacelle]

why dont enemies attack me when I spawn them with creature spawner in the shooting range

[frosty herald]

actualy that dude was lying

the hunter hits the back leg with the end of the sword

[rocky nacelle]

average longsword player iq and eyes

[ivory marlin]

I remember using the duel blades

[frosty herald]

i need my hammer im starving

[ivory marlin]

They were fun but i was bad

[rocky nacelle]

you got hunting horn

[frosty herald]

dual blades retained archdemon mode

[hard nexus]

gunker in no ammo pickups

with 3 wound curios

[rocky nacelle]

im finding 0 psykers for no ammo pickups surprisingly

[hard nexus]

same here

[rocky nacelle]

sucks that the psyker you find is that LOL

ok maybe i just become the psyker

and go voidstrike bowling

[spare talon]

i join a game
at the end event
i dodge off the cliff instantly
die
dont get rezzed till the end

free money

[rocky nacelle]

LOL

time to go bowling

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gif-5122764975256045485

[copper hawk]

@spare talon @spare talon @spare talon

CO, LE QE NEED , , UR HALP . MAELSTROM

[spare talon]

what

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1166785409938903211/1224356576081481849/793353308.gif

[spare talon]

it doesnt even say youre online

you made me leave the beginning of my heresy mission for nothing

[ivory marlin]

Why are people about to kiss in my epic pickle rick dance party video

[ivory marlin]

Cole car reveal?

[ember yew]

Level 300 or so Zealot (from 2 days ago)

enjoy the view

[novel bobcat]

This me but with lance
Grug needs his lance!

But reason Grug came here is because want ask
Saw shouty with an axe doing really well!
Grug no know what axe but it seem fun, want try!

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-friend-47-cat-gif-10559311817517955763

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-stelle-hsr-gif-1458944239158839205

there was another one

level 500 or 600 with

Sprint + Crit Chance + Execute + Ruthless Backstab

What are these people doing

Uncanny Strike: am i a joke to you?
And sprint/CH are just ffs

https://tenor.com/view/gotta-go-fast-ugly-gif-25548079

[misty nova]

The problem with being faster than light

[rocky nacelle]

awesome after mission drop

[novel bobcat]

[misty nova]

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

its also 50 shredder

when its stronger part -> light attacks are shredding ones

imagine ignoring those blessings though

just to put worst perks possible

[spare talon]

its going well so far

[rocky nacelle]

bbc

[frosty herald]

Ngl how do people struggle in heresy

[ornate bone]

AYOOO WHAT THAT 100 200 THERE

HOMEBOY MINMAXING OCD

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

[obsidian ore]

Needs more stam, 0/10

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonicman06-dbz-z-broly-dbz-broly-broly-gif-23376307

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-attack-slug-goku-run-gif-6743820392637578941

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-gif-12361791886768760530

[ember yew]

[spare talon]

is that your build

[ember yew]

no, i only run egoisthic builds

wtf picking crit for your teammates

all mine

[spare talon]

actually i was wondering why every now and again i was going up to 92% crit chance

[ember yew]

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/frenchies-puppy-bulldog-dog-frenchie-gif-1231832289889910630

[ember yew]

add a psyker

and its 97%

aura bots are great

[spare talon]

thanks for the crit, kind stranger
ill definitely use it better with my precog knife than you would with your +crit dmg chainaxe

[ember yew]

[spare talon]

so generous

[ember yew]

we should probably promote some builds like this with stuff like
BEST TEAMPLAY ZEALOT META BUILD

[spare talon]

oh since we're doing this

[ember yew]

and in reality will funnel some aura bots for personal use

[spare talon]

@fleet zealot

[ornate bone]

he's generously playing support zealot to give the veteran more crit on his plasma gun

[ember yew]

well 5% crit matters according to reddit

then 10% is just omagfdjgjfdgjfjg OP af

and its a TEAM WIDE buff

how something insanely strong manage to exist

i cant beliv

but tbh

if the talent before 10% teamcrit

wasnt that shitty

it would be a viable pick

[spare talon]

5% makes a difference.

[ember yew]

zealot lives matters

[rocky nacelle]

5% makes a difference in the real world

im with pilgrim

[spare talon]

maybe you havent unlocked the true potential of the knife

[ornate bone]

According to the funny descriptions mod, the talent before the team crit node gives you a toughness boost per kill

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-peeking-shy-gif-17733461

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083351786305359912/1253278103032168538/convert.gif

[copper hawk]

slorp ?

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1270659857795776585/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH-1.gif

[crisp furnace]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/aNKVzqinbn

[ember yew]

It's just a much shittier version of Blood Redemption.
It boosts toughness per kill from 5% to 7% and requires

[frosty herald]

King picollo screaming loud asf

[ember yew]

and requires piety to be active, as for that 50% replenishment, it's not that useful

[crisp furnace]

@spare talon

[frosty herald]

King picollo firing off actual nukes

[copper hawk]

lol

tac axe

https://tenor.com/view/will-stetson-rabbit-hole-gif-9583606034895493723

[crisp furnace]

The build

Is just

Shit

[frosty herald]

I recognise this style

[copper hawk]

it's terrible

god the tac axe needs a tremendous face lift

lovin the no second wind

lmfao

no crit damage reduction

Holy Yes. holds up spork take my updoots ! u win the interwebz 2day ser !

crit wpn w no cdr is cwazy

off the gloop

[spare talon]

Get out of heresy then

The first thing he does in the gameplay demonstration is get shat on

[naive stirrup]

top middle tree, already looking bad
immo grenade is aight
left side for aura
martydom

[copper hawk]

does knife can really beat this

is knife kil ?

once and 5 all !?!?!

cole ur washed

this lil glooper on reddit COOKED u

u phony..

[spare talon]

I don't think people who play this game understand that the point of a build is for it to be one coherent package

And not just a mishmash of just random things

[copper hawk]

souther style..

[spare talon]

Like every part needs to click with every other part

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-2024-happy-new-years-black-man-lego-ninjago-gif-12581197091337083778

[spare talon]

It logically makes sense to match crit and finesse related talents with weapons that have higher crit chance and finesse damage
But people just don't do that

[naive stirrup]

atrox mk2 crit goes hard i will just say that, was running it for a while then i wanted to ingest meth

[spare talon]

It makes sense to match the big damage talents with slow hard hitting weapons
But people just don't do that
It makes sense for the all-rounders to use talents that specifically cater the playstyle, whether it be offensive or defensive talents
But people just don't do that

[naive stirrup]

actually logged in for this one, im making fun of the martydom pick

[spare talon]

Not to mention that people will forego basic reliable survivability for "team support" or "high dps"
As if you could do any of those things when you are on all 4s being torn a new one

I'm going to make a tac axe build
I'll consult keet on what the fuck those even use
And it will be an actual build

Purely out of spite

[ember yew]

People running Mercy Killer Lacerate or FT - Lacerate

and then