#zealot-class
1 messages · Page 716 of 1
i kinda got stuck with one
yea i get into a habit of 100%ing games I super enjoy or if they're difficult a lil bit
far and few between though
I am proud of 100%ing furi though
lemme try to find it
these are all the perfect games i have on steam
i dont typically bother 100%ing games
just like me
omori
sorry we’re incompatible
this is me breaking up with u
i played it within the first month of release
before it became tainted undertale style
i actually have the game installed
we’re super incompatible
killing u
wuh
i don’t care about its community taint i just fucking despise the game
This is where your brain goes to melt. The rings around the players explode outwards dealing damage, so you need to be in the perfect spot to be teleported right on top of each other. Bonus points if theres also a 1 second spread area following the players dealing damage if they are too close to each other
I ignore the mechanics and just kill things fast enough
i have
(still need to 100% EBF4 im like a few achievements away)
2 games 100% i think
boi i cant wait for the ac6 dlc
thymesia peak
i didnt play furi for like 10 years or more, i think i got it on my ps3 (or ps4)
or anything other than a throttled sub 30 fps mess of a ps4
fair
also I hate loving the games I play
lies of p better anyway
wrong die
gamer problems
great game with shit weapon balance
i’ve given up on breaking up with you i’m just gonna kill you now
any stupid big fucking weapon I can swing around
You can
@hard nexus
the weapons have SEX
never built but same armament
awesome
needler my beloved
oh yeah you made remenber of the ultrakill sex mod
it was
havent played layer 7 yet
smth
theres so many
like a giant wrench
engineer tf2
also who said they liked bullet hells
i was gonna try this one out I had by the guy who made EBF, also theres this singleplayer one I picked up called the void rains upon her heart which is pretty good
who be playing cyber grind
maybe
I NEED to get anger foot
show your built
I was waiting for that game for so long
Speculation
you i see id have to get out of bed and reinstall ac6
so
no
speculation with a hint of copium (like elden ring getting a 2nd dlc)
Not confirmed but everyone is expecting a new ac6 expansion
i’m busy being hungry in bed
sekiro dlc gets announced next week
trust
I should post my mech
copium emote here
what do you play anyway yosemite
dew it
are you in the wilds waiting room
Remind me to post my angel VI
darktide and gay porn
well you dont PLAY gay porn
if the other ac6 have a dlc
armor core should aswell
SPACE MARINE 2 SPARKING ZERO RAAAAAA
not with that attitude
And my name is yamato but stan being stan
what’s the wilds
@rocky nacelle my favorite strength weapon was a boss weapon that was basically a BB trick weapon that was basically a greatsword that could transform into a polearm
my favorite dex weapon was one that allowed you to sekiro parry, which is this one
still working on that drawing
please dont hurry me
GS into polearm sounds awesome
Which boss was the church spear?
And remember
Lies of p dlc sometime
buy me nitro
it has dlc?
3rd
The director said a sequel and dlc was coming
i assume you mean the one i was talking about
Yeahyeah
holy sword of ark
The dao is so good
If your good enougj
You cant get hit
Cause it returns an energy bar on a succesfull energy skill parry
and more interesting boss
i hope life of p is the blood born for pc
YES
can i have sex with the main character
it is decided
Only one thing
the two i was referring to are
next expensive game I get is lies of p enis
You need frozen feast for a merchant
Whilst the talisman you can get is infinetly better
you can have sex with v1
troo
and gabriel maybe
its so fucking stupid
tbf gabriel is def the main character
Its really annoying
Just let me have the talisman insteaf of feast
they never really say V1 is the MC
v1 is just the tool that progresses his story
he just kinda is what he is
yeah meanwhile gabriel is having like a whole fucking story arc
rising climax declining action etc
you may now laugh.
maurice is unamused
like did that weapon not look like SEX
in the video
it did not
uh thats just deflect tear from elden ring
still cant stop remenbering the fact that the VA for gabriel was the same guy who was in a certain furry game
🤓
wasn’t sekiro parrying
eat penis
NOW
I got another one that was jarring I heard gabriel was in a roblox horror game as a shop merchant
in heat, a vr furry porn game
(dont ask me how I know this)
he voices a robot character
pressure is awesome
i wish i didn’t suck at it
do you want to know how i found out?
pawesome
i know thru his twitter
no i was playing it
locked in real quick
yeah i’m not surprised honestly
yeah Im a big fan of boss parrying/deflecting
also a big fan of dumbass bonk sticks though
that’s how my friend n i beat doors
how many deaths did it take you to do it
lies of p is the perfect blend of sekiro and bloodborne mechanics
ya know
neeed more mobility
same, better atmosphere, better enemies, more varied environments and threats
etc
the perfect blend would be 100% sekiro 0% bloodborne because sekiro is the best game ever made
a block that isnt a perfect block/deflect you take chip damage that can be healed by dealing damage, like BB
I’ve watched a few friends play through pressure and the music is heavily inspired by ultrakill
wish i could see it
my highest room is like
80?
how far have ya got
80 or 90
oh nice so you've seen the leviathan
the searchlights yeah
nah
🤙
i’ll find it all myself
Also that game has good tutorials from what I’ve seen
you can with the bosses, but you could be the one on receiving end

i am oh so very bad
yeah the page for the game says how many different games inspired it
and perfect blocking enough times also can break an enemies weapon, even bosses
and also need someone that isn’t fucking braindead to play it with
iron lung, ultra kill, etc
i am also impatient so solo is boring too
just one fuckup (froger, pandemonium) and i’m dead
pandemonium showed up twice when I was making the home stretch run at the end
bastard made me play that minigame
i like how every boss weapon can break
yeah i die to froger and pandemonium, froger is what i lost my long run to because he took actually 2 minutes before he came back and was dead silent
its such a fun mechanic
it was so annoying
lmfao
awesome
and bro I fucking hate pandemonium
he is dead silent and then 300% speed jumpscare monster running through the room
hope you got reactions to hop in that closet
also its fucked up theres achievements for pissing off the eyeball shark and beating it
what do i do with this one
and you can piss it off twice
yeah lmfao
Rate this funny robbery combo
knowers know theres a better one with Zantetsu loop, but its not as flashy
specialists for maniacs personally, and show stopper for blaze away
showstopper to blaze away specialists to elites or manic
and now we kiss
no
oh
im not that cheap
BOORRRRIIIIIINGGGG
💅
yes that
head crab
mindflayer
vore
don’t paint ur toes at me young man
back to vore!
god i forgot heat has vore
u don’t get that reference
haymaker
(but alas im waiting for the never coming thunder hammer skin)
thats the one ive got
thats the black and red one right
samesies
that came with psyker
which one
I just want a thunder hammer skin at all
only one is the one from the upgrade
the one in the store is literally a cuff recolor
yeah true
🙃
and that dumbass sledgehammer one
must be yeah
that looks stupid
first time using a knife
haymaker isn’t worth it
haymaker is stupid
copy cole’s build
he’s better than me with knives
i think the default thammer looks really cool
wtf happen there
i like it
haymaker
eh
crucis is eh
crucius better imo
ok we disagree killing you tomorrow
i thoughthaymaker was only of special
we should breed and ask our children what they think
no it’s any
you’re thinking of smackdown
they would pick a crusher
to our dismay
well it’s 5% per stack up to 4 stacks
4% chance to oneshot anything on the weapon that can oneshot anything anyway!!
one of these days i’ll try to make a crusher
erm it’s actually 20%
erm disdain is literally free damage
erm actually shit your pants
should i give up trying to make knife bible good
i just want infinite bible spam......
erm i’d dodge it (unlike you)
i used to run it
it
works
it does
not well but it does work
i love knife bible
and I should use stealth with double barrel and knife
its my main loadout
yeah we know.
alright since theres one other masochist running knife bible
too much swag
could I see the build?
YEAH KNIFE BIBBLE
don’t trust his build
dont care I need to see it and reflect if off my own
HOW DARE YOU
he runs lacerate
even if its better or worse
YOU RAN FUCKING LACERATE
AND I STILL WILL
you ran lacerate, had the least damage, and never used ur chorus when we actually needed it
soooooo
sorry gang
nuh uh
its not you
yuh huh!!
its your blessing....
NUH UH
😔
flawless
last guy who was perfect ^
my eyeliner is perfect yours is ratchet
lacerate my beloved
im going to kill you
ill relic pulse you first
i like bleed as much as the next guy but its kinda satisfying to shiv a guy in his armored fucking head and he just folds like a lawn chair
swap riposte off if ur taking the last node of blazing piety
and put precog on
I am not
ah
if you want bleed
you don’t need the attack speed
hold on I can re grab the build
anyhow here's my clown build
why benediction
swap beacon of purity for benediction, saves you 2 points
i should probably switch it by now even though I dont mind benediction
yeah im just STUPID
true!
ok stop yappin im booting up psych ward
like
yeah im saying the name lmao
so I can read shit
nowhere near the same
they start with B
and adjust in real time
that’s it
yup!
u got me and cole judging ur build if u fail after us it’s a pure skill issue
mainly cole honestly
but i’m important too!
the voices judging me for chorusing at the wrong time
lmfao
the voices
hey that’s me!
@hard nexus PLZ I CAN DO BETTER I SWEAR
i should queue with the gamers in here someday
I WAS PANICKING HARD THAT DAY
with time n experience u will get better
do not worry lmfao
okay but ur still running lacerate on a crit build that also relies on weakspot hits
so little synergy
bacon
PLZ DONT TALK WACK ABOUT MY BELOVED LACERATE
hi arco
hi meow
with time experience you too can slide jump off a map at the start like cole
why do you like it so much
its a neat tool
what is it doing for you
fleshtearer does it better though
r u running lacerate uncanny or something
??? it's 2 am, bozo
i arleady have flesh tearer in the skill tree
???????????????????
no you don’t that is 1 fucking stack of bleed
but isnt lacerate already in the skill tree....
AT LEAST IT PROCS ON ANY CRIT NOT NON WEAKSPOT
PLESASE STOP BULLYING MY BELOVED LACERATE
lacerate is 4 stacks of bleed on non weakpoint hit
flesh tearer is 8 stacks on any crit
scourge is 2 stacks on any hit, with the benefit of up to 30% free extra crit
man if only i could make my crits deal even more bleed! i sure would LOVEEE a blessing that would increase that, perfectly synergyzing with my crit buff talents!!
but i mostly use it just to ahve a guarantee
i thought it’s one
its 2
i normally dont bleed out the enemy anyway so eh
it says one doesn’t it
you already are at 90% crit chance basically all of the time
just doesnt hit right
and by using lacerate, any hit you intentionally hit the body and not the head misses out on an additional 2-3x multiplier
they die after 2 shot to the head
when you could use FT and hit the head, deal that massive damage, and inflict 2x the bleed
i just hit the head at that point
two shots to the head that don’t proc bleed.
so then you aren’t getting value out of lacerate
any hit to the head are hits that are not benefitting from that blessing
blblblblblblblb
we need 2 play together at some point
perhaps
new map, you're in front, and i barrel you
psyker chat
“holy shit rashad is nuts with decimator” this guy is gonna flip when he finds out about headtaker
i love me lacerate
deal
only if i can mail u explosives
thoughts on desperation
can be nice
some builds make good use of it
i don’t personally
no
well
ehh
depends how much ur spamming push attacks
idk i feel like i shouldnt be running out of stamina with a knife
I avidly use push attacks cause the follow up for mk6 is nice
LMFAO
this is the funniest statement ive ever read in my entire life
if u spam push attacks u will
it’s so fucking funny
peak reddittide
but I dont think I spam push attacks to the point of no stamina but with desperation thats ok
more dmg
it was directly in response to me
to something i said
2 months ago
what’d u say
2 stam curio with a knife is enough for a infinite stam
i always have shove ready
knife and zealot have really good stam regen, if you aren’t running and stam curios it’s only a couple seconds to be back at full
i dont run stam curios with knife cause I know its crazy on stamina
so spamming it out for a free 20% damage buff is not a bad idea
I do have a curio specficially for stam though
i was basically saying a similar thing
about how lacerate is less effective in every situation than just hitting the head with the numbers and other blessing combos to back it up
incase I ever wanted to run it
this is my 3 curio i love
lmfao
of course
10/10 would kiss
is this with the final node of BP?
yes
idk if its just me
but id take the atk speed over desperation
awesome
esp if this is a book spam build
u don’t need riposte anymore
as your attack speed directly relates to how often you trigger IoD
that is also fair but someone did the testing n found that the attack speed buff is super minimal especially on knife
like it’s nice on thammer
but
yah
it is nice on that thammer
has to do with how attack speed buff actually works
making smth faster when the thing is arleady fast
is indeed smth
yeah
it’s a trade u can make
blessing for a talent point
youll get a 95 crit chance max
i got 80 earlier with mk15 eviscerator just m1ing
cole runs riposte, i personally prefer uncanny or something else
(probably got buffed from other zealots)
i should run a flesh tearer knife
do lacerate
well these are the options rip
you think id be proc'ing scourge bleed enough to warrant mercy killer
but god damn does it look and feel much better
i think meow is gonna come strangle me now
ok i can see and feel it too
not bad
no im just hiring a hitman
yah fair
mercy killer imho is only for a build where youre double downing on HUGE damage, cuz zealot can make better use of precog from the crit chance they have
so a combo of precog and MK would be the only option id consider
so would I just have to say screw it and run T3 precog and T3 uncanny
also precog is great on zealot due to the way finesse bonuses stack
i learned that from u
precog doesnt require a prior hit, and youre typically dodging so its active often
look at me being smart
also mercy killer is actually pretty good on vet
vet makes much better use of it cuz they have a talent that gives bleed on any hit
I caved in and bought the battle pass for the titty videogame, now I have stuff
i had a game with someone who dodged less than a hundred times
allowing them to have good damage with the knife without sacrificing a blessing slot for it
unsurprisingly he died like 8 times
Serrated blade is poggers
after ive used the knife more i should probably make some slight adjustements to it
also, need to do something to stop all the idiots from using mercy killer lacerate
need to put an end to this
cuz i can also add the fact that uncanny isnt required on zealot if running piety and not FT
ok hold up
should I try and make this blue one better than my current one
80 finesse
yes
has better dmg stats
pray to hadron rng
plus hopefully you wont be locked to that 1.5 stam
well should I earn blessing T4 uncanny and call it a day
or can itemization fix this
cause i dont really wanna give up 80 finesse
im not I want t4 uncanny on my other knife now
itemization will fix this for sure
i will brave this one
uncanny 3 can still reach 100% rending
is 4 just overkill
kinda
its better before you have 5 stacks
or does it actually add more dmg
ah that makes sense
cause once they're both at 5 its the same
i assume
pretty much
you deal like a tiny amount more dmg as youre stacking it
NOOOO YAMATE!!! KNIFU DES
Salvagable
oh no im just gambling for blessings rn
just take FT
unless ur talking the knife earlier
yeah its salvagable
but man does that fuckin hurt
well itemization will save that one
That knife from earlier is NOT salvagable rn
peak knife
we are in fucking business
dog shit blessing or perk I can just re-fine cause the first 2 rolls are god tier
Its peak
omnissiah be praised
DAT NIFE IS GOHTED SON
you literally cannot fuck that one up anymore
its literally perfect, only thing that could be better is a little bit more dodge distance but thats literally a non issue for knife
skill success
my god roll
skill solution
Actualy good toothpick
might get the rename mod so i can rename it to omnissiah's toothpick
Ngl
show the fully upgraded one
I might become an actual narc
And use the sniper in sm2 with the bolter carbine and knife
Just using active camo everywhere
Litterally perfect except for flak groaner
thinkin of replacing groaner/walker with unyielding or maniac
since this new knife will probably be replacing that other one for my bible build
id love to try it on a monster slaying build later though
we checked
it is
k
I can say that a heavy weakspot stab kills any maniac except for muties and ragers
yeah i just put unyielding on cause those strikedowns are nasty
and what you said about mutie stabs is true
really I havent heard much talk on executor
but since im already crit tree spec'd i can see it
strong, but requires some effort to use
They changed it so missed hits dont make it go away
i missed that change
Oh its nasty on mk6
I really like mk6 attack loop
I do H1 H2 block and repeat
or push attack into H2 block repeat
nice side sweeping motion gets all the heads
holy shit
my gambling is unmatched tonight
I like to think the swipe is me beating the fuck out of the poxwalkers
it is done
(still wanna fish for T4 precog/and ruthless backstab but this might be good enough that I wont need it until itemization drops)
also my plasteel is at 2k now lmfao
executor
For lights i presume?
flak is fine
we checked
oh
pawesome
i mean its not like im stabbing ankles
i see use in it
and plus ive never tried it
so why not right
fair
executor is up to a 30% power boost
LMAO
dussy facing the world
i love cock shame posts
as much as itemization is going to do good for having god weapons
it is
the dopamine of getting all those T4's and making that god knife personally through sheer force of want and will
6 am
which is realistally 30% damage, cuz its not doing much for you in terms of impact and cleave
way better
and i am still not tired
I woke up at 6 am
and precog literally exists
i’ve been awake for 36 hours
i also haven’t eaten in 36 hours
oops
sry gang im up past my bedtime
i just say every thought that comes to mind
oh shit its 5 am
I dont have level 4 precog yet
real
🙃
do you have A precog yet
sleep is for weak people
I have T3
because i fucking love the idea of a hammer hitting so hard it has recoil to even a marine
Yeah um buddy
i know
shut up
i can be delusional
let a girl be a bit insane
la di da di da
did u see his peacock ad
wait
Now lets be real
"yeah i know, thats the point, watch this"
Does urien get the pass?
racist
in my mind it’s just a power hammer he’s using, not a thunder hammer
people when knife zealot running ahead actually kills the problems
i was so expecting one of them to kill u with that barrel
craaazyyy
also tbf
seeing a good shroud zealot is a once in a lifetime thing
its almost like thats our intended purpose........
nah gotta hear 900 more fake stories of zealot knife only speed runners getting to the end by 2 minutes
but where are they?
I HATE KNIFE ZEALOTS RHEY ALWAYS RUN AHEAD AND TAKE ALL THE AMMO
YEAH I ALWAYS STAY BACK TO “kill specials” HOW DID YOU KNOW
NO I DONT EVER WALK AROUND THE FUCKING MAP TO FIND MY OWN AMMO
also cole whats the song in the beginning of the clip
i hate those people
listen to sewerslvt
it’s not that song
if I walk around the map what if i get pounced or trapped 👉 👈
but it sound similar ish
learn TO DODGEEEE
fucking
vet players
vets and ogryns
its always them
im a big fan of their witchcraft album (I think thats the underwater one)
yea
Stream "Gonna Be Good": https://madeon.lnk.to/GonnaBeGood
My remix for Pendulum's single "The Island"
It features synth micro-cuts, chip arps a vocal morphing into a dubstep wobble and other weird stuff, i hope you'll enjoy it !
Look for it on iTunes !
http://soundcloud.com/madeon/pendulum-the-island-madeon-remix
oh hey u have the same type of brain rot as me
breakcore enjoyer
ok so this should be the best bible knife build in existence i got god knife carrying me

(also cole gave me build tips no way i lose right)
I went for Katana after Swamp beast, are you looking forward for Wukong and Khazan in 2025?
@rocky nacelle not from my playlist but since i do listen to music when playing, this lined up so perfectly
i was listening to a video compilation of all ace attorney pursuit themes and it was just perfect
ace attorney music goes hard
also yeah sometimes you cant even time shit that perfectly if you wanted
its just one of those "moment" things
i don’t get how u get into clutch situations so often
ur so lucky
no that’s damnation in that one
i’m pretty sure
@spare talon I also did a run with that trick str weapon, loved it, easily best STR "greatsword" when used correctly, expand for stamina, shrink again for dmg buff
the mutants have 2k health there i think
🤓
but yeah playing heresy missions is fun cuz thats where the goofy shit happens
yea thats basically what i meant by farming clips
its pretty funny ngl
horde shooters are weird
and ends up being harder than damnation and sometimes auric too
sometimes you just laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation
oh
I play heresy until I get my curios then is damnation only
cuz most teams in auric make the mission too easy cuz they solve problems before they happen
SIIIIGGGHHH
skill solution
real
cole
we should duo a maelstrom
curios question, what to get for Zealot? all toughness, gunner res, sniper res and extra HP and toughness?
yeah basically
i run all toughness
Full hp zealot
if marty I do 2 wounds and a toughness one
I'm thinking one HP and 2 toughness
ive had tons of luck with toughness stacking, gunner resist, toughness, and then dealers choice on the last one
most people choose hp as the last perk but i like stam regen
I run 3 hp with until death and holy revenant
oh yeah back to that knife desperation thing earlier is this curio good for synergizing that
that's interesting, for that 25% HP heal to make a difference
no
more stamina more time for desperation to come up
cuz more stamina means more to eat through to reach the buff
cole ignoring me again
.
yea thats what I was assuming
when do you guys personally run stam curios
is it a build thing
or a pref
I get 100 hp back from it
we could
but not now ofc
its like 5 am dude
when ur good enough to not need toughness curios
duh
i’m not stupid stupid
only silly
Me in europe 12:09pm
peEU
Im dutch
oh
You utter buffoon
wrong part of EU, in Ireland is 11:10am 
EWWWW
Your obsessed with me ughhhh <333
LMAO
is OK to mock French accent
Shes in love with me guys
the french deserve it
😂
is that all i’m worth to you
all my love is worth
one profit factor
enough for like
a medkit
Your love is worth 1 power armor <3



together