#zealot-class

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hushed agate
ivory marlin
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And its the action or habit of deeming something as worthless

copper hawk
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BIFF

median steeple
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racist ogryn image is great

copper hawk
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IT WAS BIFF

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I REMEBR

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!!

south folio
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who the fuck came up with that word

copper hawk
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a nazi i think

median steeple
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biff and his cultists

copper hawk
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like literally iirc

spiral anvil
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Abhuman stands for absolutely human, promise!

ivory marlin
polar nexus
south folio
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ye

ivory marlin
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Idk

south folio
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which insane fucker introduced that to the english language

ivory marlin
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You deeming it as worthless?

median steeple
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Lingusitics sources trace the word back to works published as long ago as 1741, in a letter by William Shenstone, who was credited by Sir Walter Scott in 1826 as the inventor of the word

ivory marlin
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You… floccinaucinihilipilificating?

polar nexus
south folio
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who the hell wants to handwrite that word

polar nexus
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so welllll

south folio
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i also remember them having questionable behavior + opinions

ivory marlin
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is also a funky word

polar nexus
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probably the first guy to complain about sjws

south folio
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oh you mentioned that above

spiral anvil
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Does he still hang around pegged by hadron or blacklisted totally

south folio
polar nexus
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i assumed it was somebody else

ivory marlin
spiral anvil
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No pegged is telo

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Or his duo I forgor

polar nexus
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no pegged is not telo

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it's his mate

spiral anvil
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Either pegged or rod to rod docking

ivory marlin
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90% of the time its fatal

median steeple
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The first records of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis come from around 1935. According to many sources, it was coined by Everett Smith, who at the time was the president of the National Puzzlers League.

south folio
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ohhh that makes sense

south folio
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mfing "national puzzlers league" ass

polar nexus
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rod to rod docking and slopped pumpbeast are telopots zealot and psyker

spiral anvil
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National nerd league loregryn

median steeple
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Im just copy pasting

south folio
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nerd

median steeple
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thank you internet

ivory marlin
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I know lol

south folio
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nerd

spiral anvil
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Let me LLM that

drowsy steppe
hushed agate
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Is beb beb perma'd? Think its been a week already

ivory marlin
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Beb got banned?

spare talon
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incan said he wasnt banned

ivory marlin
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No shot

hushed agate
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His name is white

frosty herald
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He left

drowsy steppe
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he left of his own volition presumably

frosty herald
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He found the server too hateful

hushed agate
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Damn

ornate bone
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Have we had any Pewdiepie bridge incidents here?

spice flame
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sorry for a bit late but what do I change on it?

hushed agate
spiral anvil
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Heated gamer moments happen in the voips sometime from what I've been told KEKW_ogryn

hushed agate
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Its a rule there must be at least a handful of racists

south folio
spice flame
ember yew
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For perks probably flak

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for better general clear

copper hawk
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sludge under the bridge

ember yew
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carapace wont do much and melee elites wont hit any BPs either i guess

ornate bone
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I'm hunting a gold mod with 5% drop chance

hushed agate
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Goop, sludge, and other assorted slimes

ornate bone
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I have been at it a bit

copper hawk
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gloop

ornate bone
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I killed the boss now and saw a gold mod drop

hushed agate
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Gunk

ornate bone
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It's a different one

spiral anvil
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Bonbon under the bridge uwugryn

ornate bone
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Fire conductor

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I want it for my Greege

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For boomies

spare talon
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ah yeah

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im still catalyzing my gregs

ember yew
ornate bone
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Guaranteed burn on enemies that don't hold W

spare talon
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and my extra copies are in the oven

ember yew
hushed agate
south folio
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men

spice flame
spare talon
polar nexus
ember yew
ember yew
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dont do that

spare talon
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the first descendant

south folio
spice flame
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What do I use then

ivory marlin
ember yew
spice flame
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no

ornate bone
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Greg users when the enemy walks forward

spice flame
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but I have columnus mk5 and flamer

hushed agate
ember yew
naive stirrup
spare talon
ember yew
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and can use flamer to clear the space around crushers

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then engage with hammer

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pick knives to deal with snipers

ornate bone
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I could have better results by bunnying the shit out of this mission

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But I want my brain cells intact

hushed agate
spice flame
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I use immolition grenade so my ranged sniping is non existent

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Need them to clear penance

ivory marlin
drowsy steppe
spare talon
naive stirrup
spare talon
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and right

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and down

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and up

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and every other concievable direction

ivory marlin
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I love my cyberpunk build

ember yew
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columnus is not that great without piety build and you dont want piety on hammer

hushed agate
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You can see her fall there at the very end

ivory marlin
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Damn

hushed agate
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I think shes dead

south folio
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maybe

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grab purple thing from corpse and move on with life

spice flame
spare talon
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gahd damn

ember yew
ornate bone
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very poggers

spice flame
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Praise be to the Omnissiah

ember yew
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PB -> Surgical
Stamina -> I forgot, something between melee elites, maniac or carapace

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Could be carapace for 2shot(with anoint in blood), but need to test

spice flame
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To quote a random veteran "Maybe the Emperor does love me"

spare talon
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dude some people here would kill for that

ember yew
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test carapace/crushers in psykanium

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yeah

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i dont have something like that

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will wait till rework

spare talon
hushed agate
spare talon
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ow my ears

median steeple
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I fucking forgot how the airburst worked for a sec

hushed agate
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Weak

median steeple
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the airburst rocket in HD2

hushed agate
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Nghh wish i could play helldivers

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No ps plus anymore

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Not paying for two online subscriptions

copper hawk
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chairburst

hushed agate
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Hairburst

spiral anvil
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Pairburst 😏

obsidian prairie
median steeple
obsidian prairie
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The single scout embracing it’s purpose

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I have definitely misjudged ranges in that thing before

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Very silly

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Also, airburst my ass

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It’s just a backpack full of cluster bombs

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When have you actually used it to de-air something

median steeple
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The one time I bring it and I never saw any shriekers

obsidian prairie
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I just accept that it’s for ground targets

obsidian prairie
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Shriekers never spawn in enough quantity to warrant a rocket anyway

obsidian prairie
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Also ifunny logo

spare talon
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no matter how good i am with the knife

median steeple
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On D10 I've been swarmed by so many

spare talon
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there is no way i can outdamage
the sheer existance

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of gunlugger eating all the ammo

median steeple
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Hmm humgy

spiral anvil
# ornate bone

Two nuln regiments vanished without a trace at poggers bridge

ornate bone
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"Elf? ELF!"

spare talon
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On the mission when the voices took over

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You (or someone else) alt tabbed after using the medstation within a gunners LoS and I noticed and took the brunt of it as much as I could so they weren't completely obliterated

spare talon
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hi what isspacing andpunctuation

ember yew
spare talon
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It is

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But you can still comprehend it once you take some ibuprofen

median steeple
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My music was ruining my vibe

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And had to change

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Idk who opened the door but it was closed when I tabbed out

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But thank you for eating it all

ornate bone
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I'm wondering if the "all attributes" on that mod includes non-attribute

spare talon
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So now you know why I straight up just intentionally got hit by all shots

median steeple
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I mean I knew at the time

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You explained it

median steeple
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Idk if I got heard at all

ornate bone
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Might as well try it on Luna if I get around to farming it

median steeple
spare talon
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And you can see how instant of a decision that was lmai

ornate bone
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Right now I'm using this one

median steeple
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Laughing my ass in

ornate bone
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Trying to farm them one-shots with HP stack

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What mfs won't do to avoid Bunny

spare talon
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On what character

ornate bone
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Luna

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I'm trying to find my vibe with that fucking gun

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So far I gathered that I don't necessarily need to fire to the beat, I just need to not run out of mana

ornate bone
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And that I might be wanting the blue song because there's more beats

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Or maybe I'll use red until I'm low on mana, then switch to blue to refill it

spare talon
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just go farm the gluttony external set i showed you for mp leech

ornate bone
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It's a goal

drowsy steppe
ornate bone
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I still need to do some things first

median steeple
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Idk what the devs intended for it to be used for

polar nexus
median steeple
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But it's hilarious

spare talon
ornate bone
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Right now the max number of catalysts I have on a gun is 1

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And I think I haven't put a funny shroom on any

drowsy steppe
ornate bone
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I got blueprints for both, just didn't get around to farming the materials yet

polar nexus
drowsy steppe
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push attack spam is still the faster option

ivory marlin
spare talon
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after a heavy headshot, punching a rager will stagger them

polar nexus
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I want c77 builds

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Plz

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Plz

median steeple
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I love almost calling someone because discord decided to open a random profile when opening the app

south folio
median steeple
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The shank machine

spare talon
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recently i called a random person from vet chat ive never spoken too before becuz discord mobile had an aneurysm

frosty herald
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Now hear me out

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Replace knife punch with a parry

median steeple
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Replace every special with a parry

spare talon
frosty herald
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No one uses the punch anyway

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So why not make it useful

spare talon
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i literally just said i do

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but id rather have a parry

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imagine if the parry is a genuinely decent sweep

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so the mk3 can actually have decent group damage

spiral anvil
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Oh yes run into horde spam parry KEKW_ogryn

frosty herald
spare talon
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rude

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but true

spiral anvil
spare talon
frosty herald
spare talon
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i tech her throw and

frosty herald
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SLABIDABIDA

spare talon
frosty herald
spare talon
# frosty herald

this is a post i saw before
but im not sure uh
we can post that here

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cuz of all of the pictures around her

frosty herald
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Ive posted cammy before cole

spare talon
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shes literally in the hentai aisle

median steeple
frosty herald
spare talon
median steeple
spare talon
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i just joined

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i didnt know there was a rez spot here

median steeple
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New players do really teach new stuff

ornate bone
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Usually people don't get fucked 10 seconds in

spare talon
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i just got teleported back to the spot i was

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before i dodge the trapper

frosty herald
frosty herald
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Praying for hammer tomorrow

spare talon
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first time ive ever had to vote kick someone

modern lintel
spiral anvil
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Gunlance sick but blastdash is gone KEKW_ogryn

rocky nacelle
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yea the coup de burst is gone rip

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big meme

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and I want hammer or either charge blade tomorrow

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maybe even dual blades

frosty herald
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Hammer is gonna be so peak

ornate bone
frosty herald
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I wanna see what theyre doing with focus mode

rocky nacelle
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inb4 focus mode is just valor stance hammer charging again

spiral anvil
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It's the producer's main

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It's gonna get something nutty KEKW_ogryn

frosty herald
rocky nacelle
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me too brotha

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I loved valor stance

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and the only reason I used courage stance in sunbreak is cause it was literally just valor charging attacks

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lmao

frosty herald
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I swapped over from courage to surge slash rage greatsword

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Cause i wasnt doing enough dps

rocky nacelle
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mfw I picked up rage slash greatsword AFTER the giga nerf

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back to TCS 😔

frosty herald
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Fuck you mean giga nerf

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That shit was still peak

rocky nacelle
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nah rage slash was not hitting TCS numbers anymore

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after one of the patches

frosty herald
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I did try to rage slash brown espinas's nova tho

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That shit did not hit

rocky nacelle
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and sadly rage slash falls off end game just by proxy of the fact of how hard the fucking monsters are hitting

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tank level 300 anomaly risen shagaru magala

frosty herald
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Gotta get tankier

rocky nacelle
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☠️

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2000+ def isnt enough KEKW_ogryn

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classic end game MH

frosty herald
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I used moonbreaker and power sheath

rocky nacelle
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craziest thing to ever happen to that weapon

frosty herald
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I couldnt get the counter to work at all

rocky nacelle
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missed out

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freest 3Ks+ of my life

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so much fucking damage

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monster gets knocked? mini barrel bomb counter, slept? mini barrel counter, paralyzed? you know the drill

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ridiculous

frosty herald
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You mightve been fast but i had more fun🤫🧏‍♂️

rocky nacelle
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not to mention wirebug whisperer with it

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?

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I was having hella fun

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sunbreak was the most broken iteration of hunter since GU

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every weapon was a trip

frosty herald
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Real asf

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But i hated the qurio crafting

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Actual shitass system

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That no one liked

rocky nacelle
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and unlike these other bitch asses I just sad whatever we're a broken ass hunter and had fun end game hunting

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never got to lvl 300 anomaly tho

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😔

rocky nacelle
frosty herald
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Lvl 300 risen shagaru magala

rocky nacelle
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me looking at someone roll fucking frostcraft 2/ agitator 3/ and crit boost 1

spiral anvil
spiral anvil
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Unironically

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They gave it even more moves

frosty herald
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Fuck amatsu

rocky nacelle
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risen shagaru magala

frosty herald
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Risen shagaru is the real deal

spiral anvil
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Amatsu poo

rocky nacelle
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and risen chaotic magala are my favorites

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1 shots aside

spiral anvil
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Guh

rocky nacelle
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(but thats the fun of it right)

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least masochistic mh player

frosty herald
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I hate oneshots

spiral anvil
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Says the guy with hellfire mail 3

rocky nacelle
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hey hey hey

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never had that

spiral anvil
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Oneshots are so bad 😠

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I'm just memeing

rocky nacelle
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I think I considered a DB hellfire mail 3 build

frosty herald
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I had a healing build lmfao

rocky nacelle
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but was like nah

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not in my tastes

spiral anvil
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Meanwhile dereliction 3 hellfire 3

frosty herald
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I was running hellfire alongside malzeno armor

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I was healing so so much

rocky nacelle
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get hit once die , get hit never just win

frosty herald
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I didnt swap tho so i didnt use the archdemon armor

rocky nacelle
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i was never sweaty enough to do self HP draining builds in MH

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or purposely low HP builds for max dmg from decos

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but sweaty enough to have fun in the end game so it works

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what was that crazy shit they added with chaotic gore magala, it was wind mantle right

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you use wirebugs and they recharge even faster, that plus wirebug whisperer lmfao

ornate bone
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@spare talon

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Apparently Luna's notes pass faster during grappling

frosty herald
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I only had the hp drain from malzeno armor and a drain

ornate bone
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Hidden tech gaming

rocky nacelle
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I think one of the loadouts I had involved frenzy and that was the most id self afflict my self

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cause frenzy + coalesence on DB with other shit go stupid

frosty herald
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That was it

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Frenzy malzeno

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That build was so disgusting

spare talon
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5 wound vet gaming

spiral anvil
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Berserk is a thing too

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Frenzy dereliction kinda works

rocky nacelle
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frenzy dereliction is ur a crackhead

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and yea chaotic gore magala set pieces with malzeno pieces were the wave iirc

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shagaru armor was good too

spiral anvil
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Its me

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I was the crackhead KEKW_ogryn

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But I play 90% solo so I'm only griefing myself

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Thankfully

spare talon
ivory marlin
rocky nacelle
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oh hey i was playing with that guy like 2 days ago

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he was basically doing this

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laser light show

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rip pen and shred 4

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which one would you guys use, and what are some immediate pros and cons of the mk2 over the 15?

undone pewter
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The right one

north violet
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is anyone having issues loading the game? restarted the game like 5 times and my computer as well

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and doesn't let me in 😦

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happening to me and 2 other friends

obsidian grotto
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im in, just failing at penance runs

ornate bone
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Did you do the usual funnies, like verifying the cache on Steam, deleting the config file and updating your GPU's drivers?

north violet
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i will check my drivers thx

obsidian grotto
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any tips for "Flesh wound" penance runs?

rocky nacelle
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which one is that again

obsidian prairie
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Stay under 40% or something for an entire mission

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Or like 80% of it

rocky nacelle
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i thought it was all of it

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1 wound (last)

spare talon
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Finish a mission in under 20 min while staying under 1 wounds worth of health for 75% of the mission

obsidian prairie
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It’s ironically easier without martyrdom

rocky nacelle
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yup thats the one

obsidian prairie
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Just find a fire barrel asap

rocky nacelle
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funny enough I got that a long ass time ago when I rando queue'd and we were all zealots

obsidian prairie
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You can also wait at the end to fudge it right?

rocky nacelle
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thar he is

grizzled aspen
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It's very easy if you do karnak twins.

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If you do the skip, there's always a bomber spawn behind you.

spare talon
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@obsidian grotto
Heresy twins
Use the bell to skip to the end
9 times out of 10 it spawns a few specialists to drop your health before the fight
Kill rodin first
Can drag the fight out with rinda if need be to meet the 75% if you were downed/dead

grizzled aspen
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You can just cook your toes on the fire.

spare talon
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I would help but it's almost 5 am and I'm off for the night

ornate bone
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Colliam

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I just realized Luna doesn't work with cooldown mods when hitting the notes

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It's only for failed hits

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This shit is wacky

spare talon
ornate bone
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I'm putting more chadgryn

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Though it's also a shame tbh

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Because it means she builds her energy at a fixed rate

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Which actually doesn't involved this mod, according to the description

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Which is kinda weird

copper hawk
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Is this that new Korean booba mmorpg

ember yew
copper hawk
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Storeframe

copper hawk
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Hijole

spare talon
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Whats crazy about it tho is
They've been pumping out banger after banger hot fixes

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They've cut the grind of everything that's annoying to grind down anywhere from 1.5x to 10x

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From hot fixes alone

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Directly from player feedback

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So yes
Cringe microtransactions
But the people actually MAKING the game seem based as fuck

stuck dagger
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How do yall personally farm your materials for a new character? Personally I just play with my existing characters and farm materials, and keep an eye on melk’s store for my new character

obsidian prairie
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I play whatever

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Generally leveling a character leaves you with a ton of extra stuff

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Usually enough for a loadout and decent curios

ornate bone
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The microtransactions remind me a bit of Warframe

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The new player experience there was very misleading about what kind of game it was

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You'd see basic materials on sale for platinum, you'd click the button to increase mod capacity and the game would prompt you to buy the item with platinum

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And since the game does present platinum as the paid currency, the player can easily misuderstand the whole game and how easy it actually is to get the currency

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Not that TFD's pricings aren't giving me a fucking aneurysm

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Like, if I wanted to buy an outfit bundle for the character I'm playing now, that's 750 caliber™

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There is no 750 pack because it uses those fucking pre-bundled scams

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So the closest one is the 1060 pack, which costs 2/3 of what I paid for Darktide

ember yew
ornate bone
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For one fucking outfit for one fucking character

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And the dyes you can get a bit for free, but they're consumable and also cost money

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Mostly they cost money and you just get a small taste

ember yew
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well, gacha games are even worse, there's 10$ outfits (usually trash), 20$ outfits for L2D SPRITE and 60$ outfits and then 200$ outfits

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league of legends is a bit ahead though

ornate bone
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Oh, we got one of those here

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This is 3 times the currency I just said buys me 2/3 of Darktide

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Which makes it uhhh

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Twice Darktide's price

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But there is the PREMIUM bundle

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Fortunately it's just cosmetic and/or QoL, so the absurd price is "pointless"

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Although I would be more receptive to cosmetic pricing if their system was actually decent

grizzled aspen
ornate bone
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You can't dye default outfits, the dyes are limited and the preview lighting isn't particularly accurate

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Ironically, the lighting looks better on the dyed armor on lower graphics

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Another shitbox W chadgryn

elfin steppe
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What the hell is summer break

ember yew
elfin steppe
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Don't tell me they actually have summer vacation

ember yew
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then after that is winter holidays

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and after winter holidays it's time for some spring break

ember yew
elfin steppe
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I have 15 days of vacation every year since I graduated from college.

ornate bone
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Rare Nordic W

ember yew
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facts

stuck dagger
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But I guess I do look for like, a full and whole and almost perfect build before I go into matches

obsidian prairie
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Hey I didn’t specify good loadout

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I ran QP damnation with a grey purgatus and blue ds4

stuck dagger
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Damnnnn

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Nice

spiral anvil
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Move there chadgryn

obsidian prairie
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The funnier part is I topped scores once or more

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Mostly because purgatus works more or less out of the box and ds4 is cracked always

elfin steppe
jovial cosmos
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No its because europe, mostly northwest, is just a good place to live

spiral anvil
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Man's just wander to their wine cellar whenever they get bored, go out the back to stare at the Alps while enjoying a cheeseboard

spare talon
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AND weapons, which cannot be purchased either

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in both warframe and TFD, when you buy characters, youre paying to not play the game

ornate bone
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That toi

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O

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A lot of the stuff I own is actually mostly accidental

grizzled aspen
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Just did an assassination mission where the boss targeted literally only me.

ornate bone
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I just saw I had 2 or 3 parts and went for it

grizzled aspen
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I felt like I was playing a bullet hell with how many attacks I had to dodge.

spare talon
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the difference with warframe is
you can totally just grind that currency and buy the prime frame from another player
or buy plat and do the same thing for a prime frame that isnt in the rotation

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and the prices are reasonable

hushed knoll
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Frogcast 😠

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Cole 😠

spare talon
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THATS a bullet hell

grizzled aspen
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I have never done hard mode karnak twins, so no.

spare talon
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youve done normal tho right

grizzled aspen
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I was, however, dodging the boss and 3 snipers as one of the last 2 alive.

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And yeah, I've done normal karnak twins.

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Always wanna kill the one with the gun first.

spare talon
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hardmode makes both twins attack faster
the shield break must be within 5 seconds
rodin throws 5 mines
and it also spawns ranged enemies too

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oh and no rescues

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if youre dead, youre dead

grizzled aspen
#

Also another 2k plasteel down the drain on trying to get an uncanny knife.

spare talon
#

uncanny/what knife

grizzled aspen
#

I just need the uncanny blessing in general.

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I do not have one.

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I have almost my entire knife stickerbook filled out, except for uncanny blessings.

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I have none of them.

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It's like the game knows and is teasing me.

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"Here's precog 4 riposte 4 on this shite knife, Forecast."

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Fatshark is gonna make me wait until the crafting update to get a good knife.

spare talon
#

I mean a knife can be good without uncanny

hushed knoll
#

When is the crafting update

spare talon
#

I don't use uncanny on either of mine

grizzled aspen
#

Oh I know, I've been doing great without uncanny so far.

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I just think if I was able to poke crusher heads to kill them super fast I'd be doing a lot better.

spare talon
#

The difference ends up being miniscule when I was comparing them

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Since psuedo-rending of crits and all

grizzled aspen
#

It is a lot easier to poke something to death if you aren't worried about dodging them to proc your knife abilities, though.

spare talon
#

And other options were winning out in most other situations over uncanny

spare talon
obsidian prairie
#

They just happen to have one of the largest penalties for fucking up

spare talon
#

True, but also
Knife dodge distance

obsidian prairie
#

Yeah

spare talon
#

Doing it too early tends to still mean you're fine

grizzled aspen
#

I wasn't saying I was worried about dodging, I was meaning uncanny doesn't need a dodge to proc.

obsidian prairie
#

Crushers are only really a problem for knife is you get cornered without an easy way out like stuns or shroudfield/relic

grizzled aspen
#

In the time a crusher winds up an overhead I could already have him dead instead of waiting on it to swing to proc my knife buffs.

left iron
#

Weren't you supposed to go to sleep Coke?

spare talon
#

That's true, but also depending on skill tree you could just be critting regardless from piety and scourge

left iron
grizzled aspen
#

Knife build is momentum for me.

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Might try piety knife at some point, though.

spare talon
#

I prefer piety knife so I'm biased

hushed knoll
#

When is the crafting update

left iron
#

You missed it Stan

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It already happened

hushed knoll
#

Oh wait

grizzled aspen
#

Don't feel bad, I'm going to stay up, go to work, and by the time I get off work, I'll have been awake for 24hrs.

left iron
#

You cant get it anymore

spare talon
hushed knoll
#

I thought my post didn’t happen so I wrote it again

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Sorry

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Also hi suit

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Ice

grizzled aspen
#

My shift is 9am to 4pm.

spare talon
#

In retail
Store is open for only 2 of those hours

grizzled aspen
#

Night stocker?

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I work in a grocery store, myself. I hate having to sit there and check people out because customers actively ignore my coworker's lines because I'm the fastest checker.

spare talon
#

Yeah
Likely 11 pallets of shit packed so terribly youd be justified in thinking it was done by someone with no limbs

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Gotta get it all done before you leave tho!!!! I hope you enjoy moving a cumulative amount of 3 tons of shit in one shift

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Gotta meet the expected time set by the people in corporate fantasy land who thinks lifting unloading and stocking an entire pallet of 1 ton of 40-50 pound bags takes 45 minutes when it's also less organized than a 2 year olds drawing

spare talon
#

Lole

hushed knoll
spare talon
#

Store hours typically are me running everything in the front half of the store, and the current shift manager doing everything in the back half of the store

hushed knoll
#

I think the most peaceful job I’ve ever done is night shift custodian

spare talon
#

So 2 people

frosty herald
#

Night shift is always relaxing

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Derek 22:

frosty herald
#

Gotta stock all this in 1 hour

spare talon
#

Doesn't help that all of these go on completely different sides of the store too

frosty herald
#

Whilst your shift manager that gets a little bit of power over other people is like a hawk harrassing you to be faster

spare talon
spare talon
frosty herald
#

Your lucky

spare talon
#

But it doesn't matter what the shift manager thinks
Cuz they're not the general manager of the store (who is suspiciously never helping with it)

frosty herald
#

When i did shelf stocking he turned out to be a pedo but everyone hated him cause he would do jack and constantly tell you to hurry up

spare talon
#

Can I just be a neet
World is a fuck

grizzled aspen
hushed knoll
grizzled aspen
#

My boss hired this old hag to be the first checker and every single time, without fail, when I get up to the register to check, she walks off.

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I can't even say anything about it, either, because I'm part time and she's full time.

hushed knoll
#

Pet stores have so many heavy bags

grizzled aspen
#

Also, my condolences for how your pallets are stacked.

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I have to work 3 stock days every week and every time, without fail, there is always something violently wrong with the pallets.

frosty herald
hushed knoll
#

Who says I’m already not big and strong

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

Eat, then.

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And when you think you're done, eat a little more.

hushed knoll
#

Wait frog

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I thought your pfp was an ice cream sundae

#

Wtf

frosty herald
#

Thats how you turn into a fatass

spare talon
#

Rather be a stick than a sphere

hushed knoll
#

It’s a frog

left iron
frosty herald
#

You gotta go to the gym alongside that

grizzled aspen
#

Becoming a fatass is the first step to getting gains.

#

Gotta get on that caloric surplus to begin with.

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Then the gym shapes that into muscle.

frosty herald
#

Bros been on a 15 year bulk

grizzled aspen
#

15? Dog, I'm a few months away from turning 21. I've been bulking literally my entire life.

spare talon
#

Oh fuck
I'm older than you

grizzled aspen
#

I'm sitting comfortably at 230lbs right now and I have a flat stomach.

frosty herald
#

The cut will happen in the grave

grizzled aspen
#

Or when my metabolism finally catches up to me.

spare talon
#

I've been at like 130ish at 6 foot for a long time now

grizzled aspen
#

You aren't just a stick, you're a twig!

frosty herald
#

Cole how old are you

spare talon
#

21

frosty herald
#

Bruh

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23 here

spare talon
#

I turn 22 later this month
How terrifying

grizzled aspen
#

How lovely it is to be reminded of your own mortality.

frosty herald
#

This who i am rn

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So old

grizzled aspen
#

Dusty ass crypt walker.

spare talon
spare talon
frosty herald
#

Miss me with that shit

nimble fiber
#

yamato why u so old

nimble fiber
#

( I am 23 aswell Sad )

frosty herald
#

Luckily im at the peak of my physicality without changing my eating pattern nor taking enhancement performers

grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
frosty herald
#

Im built different

grizzled aspen
#

Nah bro, you don't get to decide when your telomeres start breaking down.

frosty herald
#

Cole on his afternoon walk

nimble fiber
#

omg its the real cole

grizzled aspen
#

Could probably pick Cole up and chuck him like a spear.

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Get yote idiot.

spare talon
#

When I was really young and having a petty fight with my brother over some bullshit
He got fed up with me and threw me at a bookcase

coarse birch
#

Does that mean you won the argument

spare talon
#

I mustve been like 7 or 8

nimble fiber
#

yoshi how old are u?

spare talon
#

Ok I should sleep

left iron
#

Goddamn zoomers Peepo_Old

nimble fiber
#

ice u old aswell?Peepo_Old

left iron
#

Yes 30, soon 31 Peepo_Old

frosty herald
#

Theres a dude here thats 50

nimble fiber
#

god damn

frosty herald
#

But i dont remember his name

nimble fiber
#

does he remember his name

coarse birch
surreal shore
#

Guys

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Anyone here uses graia IAG?

coarse birch
#

Yeah

frosty herald
#

On gunpsyker

surreal shore
#

How much stability you want on it ?

coarse birch
#

That would be fine

surreal shore
#

I mean I tried one with 80% at long distances it makes alot of differences I think

#

If only this was

#

Mobility switch to stability

#

It would be godlike weapon

#

But goddamit my luck

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Oh picture is old

#

But I got dum dum now instead of fire frenzy

#

Anyway guys is mark 2 evisrator just shit ?

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Like this thing

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Armor damage is really low

#

I don't know

frosty herald
#

Gonna make my marine the captain from astartes

hushed knoll
left iron
#

What

surreal shore
#

Swear to God

#

You zealots

hushed knoll
surreal shore
#

Make me wanna puke sometimes goddam

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
left iron
#

Jokes on you, im drinking saline again

hushed knoll
frosty herald
#

Remember

surreal shore
#

Goddam testosterone below -9000

frosty herald
#

90% of chinese emperors stop drinking mercury before they find the secret of immortality

frosty herald
#

Blasphemous 2 dlc is incoming

quaint verge
nimble fiber
#

anngak do a backflip pls

quaint verge
nimble fiber
coarse birch
shy river
nimble fiber
quaint verge
solar gorge
#

the gloom is coming

solar gorge
#

damns they broke my favourite gif these daft bastards

fleet zealot
solar gorge
#

identity theft is no joke

acoustic dune
#

rare ferreet pic

stuck dagger
#

Sorry, how is wrath on the eviscerator?

ember yew
stuck dagger
#

Just rolled 2 of these, not sure how exactly to change em

#

I keep getting bloodthirsty lmao

#

would this one be better if i just change the block efficiency and the melee crit damage to like, flak+carapace or something?

vast basin
#

bloodthirsty is good on the mk15

#

probably better than savage sweep anyway

stuck dagger
#

oh wait yeah BIS is shred and rampage

ember yew
#

and on the savage sweep one you can replace both perks with Flak + Maniac (or elites, i would go with maniac)

vast basin
#

actually looking at the bp calculator savage sweep does literally nothing meaningful on the mk15

#

it will either hit only 1 target or all 4 targets, regardless of savage sweep being up

ember yew
#

just for those lazy bums

#

who want to cleave through maulers

vast basin
#

you can do that without SS

fleet zealot
stuck dagger
#

Thank you! whats the BIS blesings for the flamer and the boltgun?

fleet zealot
#

Flamer blaze away+ doesn’t matter. It would be overpressure but that’s bugged so pick whatever

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Bolter pinning fire + cavalcade or shattering impact

stuck dagger
fleet zealot
#

I’d swap specialist to flak, and swap overpressure or just keep it and beg fatshark to fix it

#

They totally will soon

frosty herald
#

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ember yew
# stuck dagger oops

This is good, i would replace ranged with elites (flak works too) and Overpressure with the one that bumps reload speed when empty (forgot the name)

#

Overpressure will be fixed in 2028

stuck dagger
ember yew
#

Its not working

vast basin
#

the power bonus from overpressure only works with the little left click puff of flame, not the dot

stuck dagger
#

Oooooh

vast basin
#

something like that

stuck dagger
#

😅😅😅 hope they fix it soon

vast basin
#

its been broken since the game's inception, maybe the itemization update will fix it KEKW_ogryn

frosty herald
#

28 days

acoustic dune
#

When is the hadron mommy rework agsin

north sedge
#

when it's ready

misty wraith
#

hows my favorite general chat doing today

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
#

Please

fleet zealot
#

Chimera autism lesbain time

acoustic dune
#

Especially the trapper

frosty herald
#

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RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH

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theyre using rob zombie this is so peak

hard nexus
#

that its advertised as round based is back

frosty herald
#

only mw3 was outbreak

hard nexus
#

yeah thats what i mean

#

i just couldnt rmemevber it was mw3

frosty herald
#

they shouldve never added zombies into mw3

hard nexus
#

troo

frosty herald
#

cause no one liked the dmz mode

hard nexus
#

what r the wrenches even for

frosty herald
#

uhh

#

upgrade weapon rarity

#

but it was an aether tool

hard nexus
#

ohg

fleet zealot
frosty herald
#

ohh i get it

acoustic dune
frosty herald
#

you can instantly upgrade your weap to legendary

hard nexus
#

ohhh

fleet zealot
#

Monching my orb

hard nexus
#

makes sense

#

also

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i really

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really

#

REAAAALLYY

#

hope

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that modding works for bo6

#

i dont think it will

frosty herald
#

flawless crystals were given when you hit round 20 or world tier 4 and extracted

#

it wont

#

but this looks very very nice

hard nexus
#

because its going to be included in the weird game conglomerate that is modern warfare

#

but

#

i can hope

frosty herald
#

and liberty falls seems to be massive for the bo6 story

hard nexus
#

or r u just guessing

frosty herald
#

guessing

hard nexus
#

yeah fair

#

i dont think it will either

acoustic dune
#

Bo6?

hard nexus
#

black ops 6

hard nexus
frosty herald
#

yupp

#

liberty falls is gonna be insane

hard nexus
#

i think it will be

#

sane.

#

and boring.

#

(i have zero opinion)

#

(im probably not going to get the game)

frosty herald
#

i might

hard nexus
#

if zombies turns out to be good

#

and i can convince a couple friends to get it

#

then maybe i will

#

but thats a really big maybe

#

guys its one month away

#

!

frosty herald
#

space marine 2 RAAAAGHHHH

hard nexus
#

i think

#

its gonna turn out to bne TERRIBLE

#

and

#

when it releases

#

the company behind it announces they r donating 5 bazillion dollars to killing all gay people

#

and

#

then they make every mission cost 60 dollars

frosty herald
#

i think we should HUG!

hard nexus
#

to fund the gay people massacre

hard nexus
#

i hate discords emotes

#

i was trying to find one

#

but they all look ugly

#

i give up

median steeple
#

What is what supposed to be

frosty herald
#

Footage from an incursion at a once-quaint, now-overrun West Virginian town also gives you the first glimpse at the second launch map. Seemingly the epicenter of a Dark Aether outbreak, chaos is crawling through Liberty Falls, with much of the local population now succumbing to the results of a second, simultaneous dimensional breach.

#

my theory is correct

grizzled aspen
#

"Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about?"

median steeple
frosty herald
#

liberty falls will be so fucked up the dark aether and original black ops dimensions will be fractured

grizzled aspen
#

I wish they'd stop with this multi dimensional bs and just go back to the good old nazi zombies.

frosty herald
#

will never happen

grizzled aspen
#

"Nooo nazis are a hateful group!!1!1!!1!"

#

Yeah, that's why I'm about to blast him with an Olympia.

fleet zealot
#

they would call cod woke

#

obv

grizzled aspen
#

Same logic as people that say Doom is a satanic worshipping game.

fleet zealot
#

just like they did with the wolfenstein reboots

frosty herald
#

what are you talking about?

#

the original nazi zombie storyline ended

grizzled aspen
#

Like, I'm pretty sure sawing daemons in half with a chainsaw is about as far from devil worship as you can get.

frosty herald
#

and evolved into the aether storyline

#

and now we have dark aether

grizzled aspen
#

And again, this whole aether thing is stupid af.

fleet zealot
#

also we have zombie army

grizzled aspen
#

Unbelievably dumb plot point.

fleet zealot
#

doesn't that cover the nazi zombie niche?

frosty herald
#

unless zombie chronicles 2 is a real thing dont expect the first map ever to rerelease

grizzled aspen
#

Should've left it at eldritch horrors from beyond and that be as far as it goes into that realm.

median steeple
#

The fps genre was quite literally founded on killing Nazis

#

We need it back

grizzled aspen
#

Exactly.

frosty herald
#

also thank you bo6 for giving a deticated melee slot in zombies

fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
#

If the mechanics are good, but the story is bad, it'll just be cold war 2.

#

Which is what I'm afraid of.

#

But, at the very least, if they bring back old maps, they can get around the potential flop of a bad story.

median steeple
#

Cold war story was decent

grizzled aspen
#

It really wasn't.

#

I felt nothing while doing anything. There was no wonder or theory behind any plot points like there was in the original story.

#

Also, having someone breathe down your neck in comms to tell you how to do the Easter egg detracts from the original design of Easter eggs.

frosty herald
#

LT53 Kazimir: Creates a small singularity that pulls in and kills enemies.

median steeple
#

Oh nvm I thought you were talking about the campaign

#

Not zombies

frosty herald
#

seems like the rayk has already been reverse engineered in the story

grizzled aspen
#

Yeah, no, I'm referring exclusively to zombies.

#

I did not do the campaign at all.

median steeple
#

Yeah I don't really care for cold war zombies all that much when it comes to Easter eggs

acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
#

I am not interested in cod campaigns since the peak that was assassinating Irons in AW.

median steeple
#

I do miss WW2 zombies a tiny bit (not the story)

acoustic dune
#

If only they added war running

#

Xbox 360 my beloved

median steeple
#

I like the more horror elements they did

grizzled aspen
#

Honestly, hated the AW zombies story. The mechanics, though, I really enjoyed.

#

Having a third dimension for kiting zombies was an interesting design choice and they played upon that in their map design.

#

You didn't have to be some sort of movement god to pull it off, either. I was pretty mediocre and I still pulled 100+ round games.

north sedge
grizzled aspen
#

I genuinely cannot fathom wolfenstein without nazis.

#

That's like pizza with no cheese.

north sedge
#

well, sure, but also nazis fuck off in general

hushed knoll
fleet zealot
#

Howdy stan

hushed knoll
#

Hello bandit

drifting wolf
quaint verge
median steeple
#

Damn ok so that's the only heretic customization we get

hushed knoll
frosty herald
#

We might get chaos marine pve missions

#

Like chaos unleashed in sm1

median steeple
#

Hopefully

#

Also I hope since it's the preview not all of them are in

hushed knoll
#

I will be having bread with some ciapjam

north sedge
median steeple
#

What type of jam

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
median steeple
wraith cipher
#

is plus stam useful?

#

i just never use it

#

so i dont know

merry flume
#

if you're using a weapon with an extremely useful pushblock yes

#

crusher/knives/evis/chainaxe

copper hawk
#

am i fuckin cwazy

#

am i insane

merry flume
#

yes

copper hawk
#

or was vestures supposed 2 refresh 2day

merry flume
#

usually we get some kind of patch, right?

#

vestures have been kind of mid lately

#

like they only push character cosmetics because nobody buys weapon cosmetics

copper hawk
#

yah

merry flume
#

or charms

copper hawk
#

mm weapon customization mod my beloved

merry flume
#

who the fuck buys charms

copper hawk
#

splarms

#

erm

#

u do

#

ur alter ego does

merry flume
#

erm no....

#

LMAO

copper hawk
#

when ur asleep u wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and EVIL victuals goez on the pooter and buys the 500 super monies charm that's a brick w tassles on it

merry flume
median steeple
#

The witches fingers charm

merry flume
#

no, evil victuals buys cosmetics for classes he doesn't even play

#

i still have the first bundle that comes with a weapon skin for vet and i'm level 6

copper hawk
#

pls tell me ur not one of those FIENDS