zealot-class

[still quartz]

HYPER BRACHY?

[rocky nacelle]

yep

[still quartz]

[rocky nacelle]

G-rank too

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-vince-mcmahon-meme-vince-mcmahon-gif-vince-mcmahon-cry-vince-mcmahon-holding-tears-gif-14065411259342880256

[still quartz]

I thought Hypers were G-rank only anyway

[rocky nacelle]

theres some in high rank

lagiacrus comes to mind and a few others

[still quartz]

Huh interesting

[rocky nacelle]

hyper lagiacrus be like

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[still quartz]

Lagiacrus ain't that bad thankfully

[rocky nacelle]

yeah adept CB handles him well

what weapons and styles have you tinkered with in GU?

[still quartz]

Aerial LS

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-macho-man-mega-powers-unite-gif-12487008

another freak like me

[still quartz]

It's just funny

But also viable

[rocky nacelle]

aerial/valor/adept I run mostly on all weapons I cycle through

[still quartz]

Alchemy HH as well

I suck ass at HH unfortunately

[rocky nacelle]

which consist of DB/Hammer/GS/LS/CB

ngl though adept CB has been my most fun ive had in GU

and thats saying something

cause aerial GS/DB and Valor LS are crazy fun

and you'll never go wrong with valor GS

[still quartz]

Adept LS is actually pretty cool but the slow finishers really rear their ugly heads

[rocky nacelle]

not your fault(maybe) old HH used to actually require brain power

[still quartz]

Oh nah I used HH in World too

[rocky nacelle]

unless you're a forbidden corner dooter....

[still quartz]

The thing about HH is that it requires a lot more micromanagement than LS

And my dumbass can only manage two things

The monster, and that singular gauge

[rocky nacelle]

you should practice micro managing with charge blade

if ya ask me

[still quartz]

I've done that

Not good for me LOL

[spiral anvil]

Any thoughts on sunbreak HH

[still quartz]

But it is very rewarding

[rocky nacelle]

only game ive used HH in

so that says something

(its braindead broken)

[spiral anvil]

Some people hate it

Loses alot of nuance

[rocky nacelle]

real HH users hate it

because its so dumbed down

from OG HH

[spiral anvil]

But it's just brrrr

[rocky nacelle]

and Worldborne HH

[still quartz]

Absolutely needed to catch up to the speed of the monsters, but it definitely lost a bit of its original charm due to simplification, yeah

[spiral anvil]

iframes and combos and bubbles

[rocky nacelle]

at least from what I used to read

I had hella fun tho

scorned magnamalo HH

💪

[still quartz]

Zinogre HH

I am unoriginal asf

[spiral anvil]

I forgor all the HHs

[ornate bone]

broski

[still quartz]

"haha rock music"

[ornate bone]

I'm trying to get a Luna piece

[spiral anvil]

Probably flaming espinas

[ornate bone]

And I got like 3 rare items

Instead of the fucking 38%

[rocky nacelle]

I only used scorned magnamalo HH cause its buffs/raw/sharp its too broken and it does literally about everything

I DID layer weapons a fuck ton of hunting horns tho

[still quartz]

I do hope we get to see a couple Frontier monsters in Wilds, I had the pleasure of hunting a couple and it's not too crazy

[rocky nacelle]

I layered alot of weapons in risebreak cause they were good/went to OG designs(looking at you nargacuga dual blades)

[still quartz]

Hyujikiki would fit right in I'd say

[rocky nacelle]

yea Id want some frontier monsters too

[ornate bone]

I want Paolumu back

[rocky nacelle]

espenis was fucking great to fight

(until you fight the special investigation one)

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[still quartz]

I actually did not like Frontier Espinas version

Why?

Well uuuhhh

[rocky nacelle]

my only experience is Sunbreak espenis

[still quartz]

Instant charge attack with no windup when it looks at you

[rocky nacelle]

wym thats the MH classic

you love it

[still quartz]

True LOL

The El Classico

[rocky nacelle]

missing a valor LS parry because rathalos/rathian just looked at you and insta dashed

generational pain is felt when monsters insta dash you in any game

its ok

[still quartz]

The classic Wyvern Run

[rocky nacelle]

oh man

[still quartz]

[rocky nacelle]

I remember my first time fighting PLESIOTH

[still quartz]

GOD

[rocky nacelle]

it was awesome

[spiral anvil]

Insta dashes are (mostly) gone

[rocky nacelle]

(he hyper space tackled me in GU)

[still quartz]

Have you seen Zenith Plesioth in Frontier

I did not think they could make it crazier

[spiral anvil]

Lmao they added that as his special move in riders

[still quartz]

Yeah LOL

[rocky nacelle]

yea I saw that

gonna cap a plesioth first thing I get in stories 2

hyperspace tackle

[still quartz]

I wonder if they could potentially add Taikun Zamusa to Wilds

It wouldnt be too out of place I think

Sword n Board crab

[rocky nacelle]

I watched a showcase on every frontier monster from this one youtuber

and there were a few good ones id love to see in a current day engine

[spiral anvil]

Crab

[still quartz]

Krab

[rocky nacelle]

there was one where it was like tigrex/nargacuga but he could swap between elements and it affected his moveset

and different weakspots

really cool

[spiral anvil]

Wilds is wild for not showing a single flying wyvern so far

[still quartz]

OH Mi Ru

[spiral anvil]

We have butthole frog instead

[still quartz]

I've fought Mi Ru

Definitely a fun fight

[rocky nacelle]

exactly

this shit is fucking cool

[still quartz]

Hella brother

[still quartz]

The first teaser had a Rathalos flying overhead

Close enough I guess

[rocky nacelle]

you think they would add or should add frontier elders

[still quartz]

Nah I doubt they should

Some of these Elders are jack shit over the top

[spiral anvil]

Just to show you it's actually MH and not another game

[still quartz]

Garuba Daora...

[rocky nacelle]

im betting the EMP monster that shot a fucking lightning railgun out of its horns

is a flying wyvern

from the first teaser/trailer

[still quartz]

It might as well be LOL

[rocky nacelle]

or its the new flagship/elder

but then again new flagships dont always have to be elders

like GU

and rise

[still quartz]

"Show you what hunting is all about!"

Triple carts

[rocky nacelle]

show you what hunting is all about

cuts to a montage of hunters screwing each other over

longsword flinches, hammer knock ups, etc

[still quartz]

Long Sword players trying to not trip other Hunters challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

I don't even go hit the head anymore

I'm just on tail cutting duty

If there is somehow no tail, I'm on back breaking duty

It's a hard knock life

[rocky nacelle]

no you MUST spirit helm breaker the head

and hunter art the head

only

[still quartz]

ONLY aim for the head

Fr fr

I actually wonder if they'll inadvertently make Long Sword overly strong asf in Wilds

I hope not

[rocky nacelle]

its time for greatsword to be the flagship weapon

[still quartz]

I prefer Extreme Style Long Sword from Frontier a lot more than other games

They be showing a lot of Great Sword so it probably is the flagship weapon

[rocky nacelle]

they said with sunbreak/rise that LS was basically the poster weapon

so

makes reason for how crazy it got

[still quartz]

Yeah cause Japan

It does make sense

Can't blame em for that one

[rocky nacelle]

anyways wilds will suck without tonfas/magnet spike/accel axe

[still quartz]

Nah actually

Tonfas would be okay

[rocky nacelle]

nah but I really want tonfas the argument for them I have is pretty decent

[still quartz]

MAGNET SPIKE? No thanks

[rocky nacelle]

EVERY weapon can cut but only a few can do K.O/stun so why not give dual blades an impact version of themselves?

aka tonfas

[still quartz]

MS just looks at every weapon and goes "your job is mine now"

[rocky nacelle]

and thats my reasoning for wanting tonfas basically

and they also had a hella cool moveset

[still quartz]

And does it 10x better

Tonfas need a comeback

It just works

[rocky nacelle]

tellin ya we need impact dual blades

and if tonfas dont come back

[spiral anvil]

Imagine they added KO as an element to DBs

[rocky nacelle]

maybe we'll get some cheesy KO DBs

[spiral anvil]

I think world has a joke weapon with sleep and KO

[rocky nacelle]

nah slugger is good on hammer

but thats it mostly

[still quartz]

Would finally make those damn drumstick DBs make sense for once

[rocky nacelle]

and you dont even need slugger secret

slugger secret compared to slugger 3 is negligible in amount of stuns you can hit a monster with

[spiral anvil]

It was dual wield beer tankards

[still quartz]

I think it was Rise that actually had the buncha beer DBs?

Or maybe it was World

[rocky nacelle]

joke weapon? you mean a layered weapon right

[spiral anvil]

I remember it specifically in iceborne

[rocky nacelle]

dual blades beer best layered weapon

[still quartz]

Just 3 beers in each hand

It's so good xd

[rocky nacelle]

that was iceborne

[still quartz]

I love the Teddy Bear on a Stick for Hammer

[still quartz]

Does Sleep Damage

[spiral anvil]

I used it for some meme runs

Was it sleep and para

[rocky nacelle]

if anything I give worldborne over risebreak

that is the event weapon/layered armor rewards

(its unfair cause worldborne got 2 years of event quest updates but thats just how it is)

[spiral anvil]

Not kulve (F) armor?

[rocky nacelle]

I made a male so

but kulve armor gamma and kulve armor in general was really good looking

for men and women

[spiral anvil]

It better be, most of the other stuff were

[rocky nacelle]

im just glad they didnt make fucking

master rank kulve a raid event

and it stayed permanently

and you HAD to kill it instead

so much better

[still quartz]

Same

I also dig the armor

[rocky nacelle]

cause that arena/fight is awesome

[still quartz]

Is pretty naisu

[rocky nacelle]

kulve is great

also kulve taroth gives DB players their wet dreams

the longest beyblade monster in existence

[still quartz]

Now imagine doing that to uuuhhh

Dalamadur

Please bring him back I beg you

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao imagine

that mount animation from dual blades would take like

2x as long

or 3x

[still quartz]

It takes you 20 years to finish the damn beyblade LOL

[rocky nacelle]

but it also wouldnt work cause iirc there was no mounting gimmick with dala right

considering yknow

[still quartz]

I think so yeah

[rocky nacelle]

hes fucking coiled around a mountain

and hes the biggest monster ever

https://tenor.com/view/dalamadur-monster-hunter-gif-23427416

[still quartz]

He did become the entirety of the Rotten Vale

Or well, just most of it

[rocky nacelle]

they say a skeleton of dalamadur was yeah

[still quartz]

I heard Wilds would be mostly original monsters

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-poggers-poggers-pog-gif-22576295

we're so back

[still quartz]

I really hope to see a lot of cool new ones

[ivory marlin]

Im surprised i could make such a decent zealot without trying at all

[rocky nacelle]

leviathans come back PLEASE

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

(oh wait)

[still quartz]

I will approve of them bringing back the crazy chicken though, Yian Garuga funny as hell

[rocky nacelle]

they already revealed the first leviathan that sand monster

😤

[still quartz]

Yeah right?

[rocky nacelle]

looks good but beta facemask carries

(im hating cause I dont have it)

[still quartz]

I still pay for stuff from the Commodore's Vestures though

Some stuff is just sick

[rocky nacelle]

meh the first time I bought anything from vestures

[ivory marlin]

:(

[rocky nacelle]

was rogue trader

[still quartz]

And damn I love this game a bit too much to not give it extra support

[rocky nacelle]

Pirate zealot?

dibs

[ivory marlin]

I haven’t gotten any premium cosmetics for my zealot

[still quartz]

I love mixing matching my pieces so I often look in Commodore's for potential pieces

[rocky nacelle]

only other one ive gotten after that is the "legally distinct" space marine

[still quartz]

Got a lot out of it

[rocky nacelle]

for zealot too

oh but I did buy an evisc skin though

it was too sick not to

[ornate bone]

we cookin

[rocky nacelle]

hard agree

too bad I use the vestures for 2/3 of my pieces sometimes lmfao

[still quartz]

Yeah LOL

[still quartz]

My favorite that almost every Zealot uses is the uh

[rocky nacelle]

this is my personal favorite cosmetic loadout

[still quartz]

Armored Chest + Armored Leggings from two different sets

Man I wish I was on my PC to show you some of my fashions

[ivory marlin]

I only really use 1 look for all my characters aside from my vet

[still quartz]

I'm always on the lookout for gas masks or rebreathers that don't cover my character's whole head or hair

[rocky nacelle]

also that evisc skin currently in vestures is really nice

but its too clean for my zealot to use

this fits perfectly

also best evisc skin

ngl

[ivory marlin]

The main 4

[still quartz]

I actually am not too into the giant scripture running along that Evisc but I can't deny, it still looks sick

[rocky nacelle]

I think its very fitting for being a zealot main

i couldnt pass it up

[still quartz]

Your Psyker looks like some kinda blind samurai dude and I dig it LOL

[ivory marlin]

I need to work on his build a bit but thank you

[rocky nacelle]

only thing i'd replace the pain hood with

[ivory marlin]

I love the pegleg and barley anything works with it

[still quartz]

They said they were unlocking weapon types for more classes when the Crafting Update comes so here's me hoping Zealot will finally be able to use Duelling Swords

[rocky nacelle]

but I actually like the pain hood cause its one of my few things that changes voice

[still quartz]

Please let me be Victor Saltzpyre

[rocky nacelle]

yea literally

[still quartz]

[rocky nacelle]

that was my only problem with pirate set

[spare talon]

theres no fucking way

[ivory marlin]

Oh i played the new mission today

Who tf is swagger

[spare talon]

hes swag

[rocky nacelle]

they wouldnt give zealot access to ANOTHER finesse riposte weapon right?.......

[obsidian prairie]

Great question

He uhh

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1269590997264760883/ba9eea8222b99499bbd59012e1016d7bd9966834.gif

[still quartz]

The only confirmation we got was "Shotguns will be usable by Psykers as well, for example" in their Dev Blog

[obsidian prairie]

Exists I guess

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-side-eye-side-eye-look-gif-2172576260448763209

[still quartz]

But Duelling Swords :C

[rocky nacelle]

chad mug

[ivory marlin]

He was cringe and i shot at him multiple times on accident

[ivory marlin]

So close

[spiral anvil]

Zealot duelling swords I've finally play more zealot

[obsidian prairie]

Scriers Lawbringer Manstopper spam

[ivory marlin]

Its smug jug

https://64.media.tumblr.com/75e4548b0a3dee141077f3fbba62abb2/4f5d6f9de5e33a70-5e/s400x600/ec0744bdbab8e6edfe986831aa916a1c9fe5857d.gif

[spiral anvil]

Duellist exists in the tree cmon

[still quartz]

LOL

Entire hordes mulched with a few shells

[obsidian prairie]

It’s like vet, but psyker

[rocky nacelle]

oh yea I think vestures is extra poopy currently

not even good mix matching sets

I gotta check

[still quartz]

Vestures been rerunning sets

So yeah mostly not worth rn

I wonder if Death Korp of Krieg sets will end up rerunning again

[rocky nacelle]

yall think pain hood or eyepatch is better

[still quartz]

I actually fuckin love the Zealot version of the Krieg

[still quartz]

Hood, really gives off that enigmatic vibe

[obsidian prairie]

Alright after actually reading what scriers does Lawb Manstopper spam would be fucked

[ivory marlin]

Which vet fit yall like the most

[rocky nacelle]

hood and that vesture set reminds me of Thief

[ivory marlin]

Im torn between my main fit and hh

[still quartz]

First

[rocky nacelle]

2nd one is like ngl really common

1st one is good

cause its unique to me

[spiral anvil]

3 for sure

1st one is super common (in my experience)

[rocky nacelle]

really

[ivory marlin]

Really?

[rocky nacelle]

ive seen bandito vets with beta bandana more than anything

[still quartz]

I still miss that shirtless cosmetic bug from some time ago

[spiral anvil]

My server at least

[still quartz]

It was so funny just seeing a bunch of shirtless Zealots

And then cursed Skinny Ogryn

[ivory marlin]

I need leopard pants so bad

[still quartz]

Sad Fatshark patched it and never gave an actual option for going shirtless

[ivory marlin]

My whole ogryn fit is supposed to be scandalous and i need those pants

[still quartz]

xd

[ivory marlin]

He even has visable tramp stamp

[still quartz]

Oh god

That's so bad

[ivory marlin]

His name is grom the handsome and his lore is that he was arrested cuz hes just so handsome people thought he was a slaneshy deamon and the reason he pulls agro so well (my build) is cuz he’s so handsome it works in kinda like a cuteness aggression

[still quartz]

Mans so beautiful he pulls all the boys to the yard

[rocky nacelle]

ok this guy looks like he just stole the armor now (i kinda like it more than the bobble head helmet)

[ivory marlin]

After 14 months im finally at the size for ear gauges i wanted

[still quartz]

Local Skinwalker Zealot

[ivory marlin]

Only had a problem happen in 1 ear

[ivory marlin]

Grom doesn’t judge those jealous of his looks, he knows its not their fault

He’s just too handsome

His brother throgg on the other hand tho

Not so lucky

[rocky nacelle]

ok purple pants made it better than having armored gauntlets

zealots be lacking in the pants/chest piece coherency department

[ivory marlin]

My shitty ahh phone is just showing a green gradient

[rocky nacelle]

all of their headpieces are fine even standalone(most of them)

[ivory marlin]

Oh it loaded

What head piece is that

Never seen it before

[rocky nacelle]

cyclopean pain

comes from the body wrapping vesture armor set

[ivory marlin]

I see

[rocky nacelle]

I didnt really fuck with the pants so I just got body/head pieces

the pants would be good for a hobo set(a majority of zealot fashion)

[ornate bone]

homeful

[ivory marlin]

Cole ahh fit

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/venture-overwatch-fax-gif-6772232839396133350

[ivory marlin]

What

[rocky nacelle]

how useful is annoint in blood while running flamer

[frosty herald]

Overmid 2

Btw

Hbg now has rapid fire

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-will-byers-will-stranger-things-stranger-things-will-st-gif-26162384

not a gun user but damn

they eating

[obsidian prairie]

I hope they keep rise’s changes to Arc shot for bows

[frosty herald]

No joke

If capcom hasnt nerfed this alreadh

[rocky nacelle]

world all over again sticky reigns supreme

https://tenor.com/view/old-snake-metal-gear-solid-snake-time-goes-by-fast-metal-gear-solid-gif-26264117

[frosty herald]

But im maining hammer on ground combat but cluster bombs sticky shot on seikret combat

[spiral anvil]

Sunbreak figured out the sticky nerfs we probably good

[spiral anvil]

Does it?

[frosty herald]

People from the comments pointed it out

https://youtu.be/ZcjGwUo8vjE?si=BjDBooZb1NtOXmd3

[spiral anvil]

Oh yea

But it still feels slow probably the walk speed

[obsidian prairie]

Also gun shield being an active baseline mechanic is neat

[frosty herald]

Still gonna use it mounted tho

[spiral anvil]

I think they will only let you shoot normal1s mounted

[obsidian prairie]

I wonder what unholy bullshit they are going to do to Charge Blade

[frosty herald]

Shhhhh let me pray for mounted cluster bombs

[spiral anvil]

Mounted grief machine

[frosty herald]

Weapon swapping on the fly is going to improve gameplay so much

[spiral anvil]

The trailer with the greatsword flying through the air

Imagine they holding out weapon swap combos on us : 😭

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-like-a-dragon-yakuza-8-ichiban-kasuga-railgun-gif-662888261374371811

new charge blade SAED

[obsidian prairie]

But also my eternal woe of whiffing a SAED because someone moved five feet will finally be no more

[rocky nacelle]

at least newer gen monster hunters are forgiving

if you get smacked out of saed you keep phials

(unless you get smacked right before it goes off)

if you clicked SAED in GU and got smacked at any point 💩

no phials also older gen explosions are more annoying to hit but maybe 2x as satisfying

ive gotten some nice iceborne SAEDs though after I came back and was playing ICE

[frosty herald]

I wonder how focus saed will work

If its aimable like greatsword tcs

[spiral anvil]

Focus guardpoint

Focus saed

It's over

[rocky nacelle]

i hope they dont put guard points on training wheels

thats what makes them so satisfying to hit

(they arent that bad to get used to either)

[naive stirrup]

brunt you good man?

[haughty bone]

NICE

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-billy-herrington-aniki-gif-22392976

[spare talon]

Nah he's feeling a little unstable rn

[naive stirrup]

i feel obligated to upgrade it and make a build revolving around it

so i will do that, and hate myself for it

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/true-successfully-deployed-get-this-man-a-true-true-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-gif-17551062976351461149

[rocky nacelle]

rework unlocks save me

[spare talon]

No

fucking

way

[rocky nacelle]

excuse me

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-explode-dynamite-gif-17304850

new throwing knives just dropped

[frosty herald]

@royal vortex NEW BLEED KNIFE DROPPED

[south folio]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[spare talon]

Guys there are literally 3 kinds of bleed knives now

What the actual fuck

[obsidian prairie]

The good the bad and the stupid

[spare talon]

Idk why we never considered this (plus it's not very useful tbh) but it's fucking there

[south folio]

four if you count assail

[spare talon]

It literally exists

And is in the game

[rocky nacelle]

hey look on the brightside now you can get a sniper multi kill off proximity bleed knives

[spare talon]

That one doesn't bleed tho

[rocky nacelle]

(even though knife 1 shot headshots)

[south folio]

it bleeds if you throw a shard and swap to boltpistol before it hits

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-meme-gif-26272192

[obsidian prairie]

You could do that with Crucian right?

[rocky nacelle]

the swap intended or not mechanics are funny

bleed assail

(now if only lethal proximity assail blew everything up)

[spare talon]

Guys
I think yall are missing the bigger picture
Knives one shot most targets
So this would be effective against things it DOESNT one shot
That's right, we're throwing our lacerate knives at the crushers now

[frosty herald]

Cole please make the full bleed build

[spare talon]

I will

I totally will

[frosty herald]

Cole

[obsidian prairie]

Oh my god we need to update the bleed knife memes

[frosty herald]

Doesnt uncanny affect knives

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[rocky nacelle]

it does

[spare talon]

This will be the most downright fucking stupid build the world has ever seen

[obsidian prairie]

Crusher 3 shot

[rocky nacelle]

uncanny affects bleed

[spare talon]

Woah woah woah

Are you suggesting

[frosty herald]

It will do even more damage

[spare talon]

that I DONT run lacerate flesh tearer?

[rocky nacelle]

hey man its your quote not mine

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spare talon]

On the bleed build

[obsidian prairie]

This build is going to be fucked

[frosty herald]

Cole this might be the dumbest but most fun build imaginable

[rocky nacelle]

i thought we were making the dumbest throwing knives build possible

[obsidian prairie]

I weep for whatever heresy lobby you subject to this

[spare talon]

So the real question is

Do I go all in
Or do I make it usable

[obsidian prairie]

All in

[frosty herald]

Usable

[ornate bone]

REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE REAL AND TRUE

[spare talon]

Which is basically just uncanny or lacerate

[frosty herald]

Run uncanny alongside lacerate

[ornate bone]

FATSHARK REPEATS THE SAME BUG

[spare talon]

Viable vs stupid

[obsidian prairie]

Make it stupid

Lethal prox knifes are already useless

[spare talon]

No that's neither

[frosty herald]

Its not a bug

[ornate bone]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1wZlFMDGrF0-te/d1337B8Rx0pg?invite=cr-MSxib0UsMTkwNTkwNTA4LA

[spare talon]

If I'm running uncanny I'm not running lacerate on the stupid build

[frosty herald]

Fatshark made ranged blessing knives a real thing

[spare talon]

It would be FT

[frosty herald]

This build is da poop...

[obsidian prairie]

So sad you can’t get Manstopper and puncture

I’m fine

[south folio]

men can not be stopped and punctured simultaneously

[rocky nacelle]

vlad the impaler says otherwise

[frosty herald]

Why are men stopped🥺

[south folio]

kill anngak

[spare talon]

I have a few spare knives that likely could fit the bill of the dumb and viable options

[south folio]

when the men are not going

[obsidian prairie]

I cannot wait for flechette Manstopper lawb psyker

[spare talon]

Cancel culture strikes again

Wait wouldn't fletchette also proc bleed

If it crits

[south folio]

probably

[frosty herald]

Cole carefully designing the dumbest build humanly possible

[south folio]

do the testing for us, peasant

[obsidian prairie]

Oh fuck probably

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-tony-stark-robert-downey-jr-gif-17560882

[obsidian prairie]

Bleeding railgun knives

[spare talon]

It could totally haplen

With zealot piety

[south folio]

if not, lie and make up a video

[obsidian prairie]

We live in hell

[spare talon]

It's 6:40 am
I am literally in bed to sleep cuz my schedule is fucked
I will make this goofy shit later

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-elden-ring-bleed-rivers-of-blood-rob-gif-25661109

cole breaking out of the shelf

youve never seen a bleed build like this

[south folio]

very irresponsible of you cole
you can't just point something out and then not demonstrate it to be true for the rest of the class

[spare talon]

Yeah but those are "bleed builds"
I'm making

THE Bleed Build™️

[ember yew]

i want a 20-25% attack speed blessing

[spare talon]

IM SLEEBJY

[obsidian prairie]

It can technically be semi reasonable because Manstopper crit Lawb is actually good clear

Why

Why must this be possible

[spiral anvil]

they have been working with assail since release

[frosty herald]

Post it to reddit and watch them lose their mind

[spare talon]

But bear in mind that if you're running both manstopper and fletch, you can't be running scattershot

[frosty herald]

Maybe grouch will like it

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[spare talon]

So you're chance of the crit is drastically lowered

[obsidian prairie]

But you have 30% crit from piety

[ornate bone]

bitches spend their entire lives making a bleed build

cole is different

[obsidian prairie]

Reason I said semi

[spare talon]

So you're literally throwing the knives just banking on it

[ornate bone]

he makes the bleed build

[frosty herald]

Cole

This procs scourge right

[spare talon]

Nah, p sure that's just melee hits

[frosty herald]

Fuck

[spare talon]

Have you not seen my bestest build

It literally is quite possibly
The worst build you can make with fully upgraded everything, and all points spent

[arctic geyser]

that is poggers

[frosty herald]

Show it

Sleepyhead

[obsidian prairie]

We need to get this shit pinned when it’s finished

It will be a historical relic of the most stereotypical zealot build possible

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aafd02e-2d1f-444f-8d9e-e12295da65c1/the-bestest-most-powerfulest-build-ever

[frosty herald]

Dont forget the gold skull mask

[spare talon]

This is the one I made a while back

[arctic geyser]

Fatshark doing the same mistake again and again is quite in character for them

[frosty herald]

You can make it worse

Spend all talent points in the first section

So you dont even get an ult

[spare talon]

I mean yeah I could
But that's boring

Plus a decent chunk of those nodes actually do stuff

[obsidian prairie]

I’m so sad they utterly obliterated Gromril Curse in DT

[frosty herald]

What about unupgraded shroud

[spare talon]

My goal was to take as much of the bad ones as possible

[spare talon]

That node increases its cooldown, and it's being used on a flurry weapon

[edgy sluice]

This is a good idea, do this then send a screenshot in the gameplay help channel whining about when fatshark will increase level cap so you can fill out the rest of your skill tree

[spare talon]

The idea is that you want the ability active LESS

[ember yew]

but maybe we'l get +5 more levels like they did with Vermintide 2

sooner or later

[spare talon]

All my builds would be perfect

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah but there are no level 35 skills

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[obsidian prairie]

But yeah 5 extra points would make most builds perfect

[frosty herald]

I could craft perfection

[obsidian prairie]

You could always grab grenade regen and field optimization on vet

All the toughness shit on ogryn and psyker

[spare talon]

Anyway I will make the ultra zealot stereotype build when I wake up
Hilarity will ensue

[obsidian prairie]

Please ensure it gets pinned

[quaint verge]

[spare talon]

2 bleed knives
1 bleed gun
0 braincells

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/azerbaijan-wake-up-victory-happy-gif-19148016

[obsidian prairie]

This is a relic

[ember yew]

Vet would benefit the most, then maybe psyker. Vets tree is still bloated pile of nurgle with the stuff like Onslaught in a really shet places

[spare talon]

You better believe
This knife will have crit chance

[ember yew]

5% makes the difference

[obsidian prairie]

Give the shotgun crit chance

[south folio]

oven

crit damage

why doesn't knife have perfect strike????

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/pheasant-pheasant-hunting-hunting-kill-birds-gif-12765034

[frosty herald]

Zealot has a good condensed tree

Ogryn is very annoying

[quaint verge]

[spare talon]

With what fucking cleave???

[frosty herald]

Cause i want to use heavy hitter on grenade gauntlet

But cant get more ammo talent

[spare talon]

Can't wait to hit someone to the body and instantly inflict 14 bleed stacks (this conversation is going to result in thinking ft/lacerate is good)

[frosty herald]

Post it to reddit

[obsidian prairie]

I sincerely hope nobody comes here looking for real advice tomorrow

[frosty herald]

Either they will cry about the ranged bleed or rejoice

[ember yew]

You can't get 14 stacks with one hit, since 75% is unreliable, however, on the ooooooother hand if you use that absolutely amazing 5% crit chance perk

it will make a difference

[spare talon]

5% makes a difference

[ember yew]

ffffffffffffffffffffff

[obsidian prairie]

Damn

“Please tell me about X”

“Actually I have decided that you are all wrong shut the fuck up”

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-opinion-opinion-gif-22134945

[spiral anvil]

Lmao was this a bait post

[frosty herald]

100% serious

[ember yew]

Nope

[obsidian prairie]

They replied to everything and explained themselves

[spiral anvil]

Maybe a very committed baiter

[obsidian prairie]

Poorly mind you

But effort was there

[hushed knoll]

HELLO JASON SWEATBOMB LLC

[south folio]

i am not an llc

[hushed knoll]

You are

You want limited liability

What with all the shenanigans you get up to

[spiral anvil]

Do corporations have genders

[hushed knoll]

Why not

[south folio]

my samsung corporation can't be this cute

[hushed knoll]

Did Sam sing?

[south folio]

probably

[hushed knoll]

So Samsung

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[hushed knoll]

That’s illegal

You’re going to go to cactus jail

[frosty herald]

Glad to see i missed nothing with the new middivers patch

[hushed knoll]

No

[obtuse solstice]

is devil claw just dead now without crit builds

[rocky nacelle]

just had a martyr crusher xbox zealot see me get netted, proceeds to pop relic (uses all of relic time), and immediately goes to melee poxwalkers behind him

https://tenor.com/view/the-cycle-continues-mob-of-the-dead-black-ops2-bo2-zombies-gif-22033570

(we still won cause the other 2 vets actually knew how to play thankfully)

[drowsy steppe]

no its not

[coarse birch]

Its worse but dclaw is still fine

[obtuse solstice]

what would be a good build for it

[coarse birch]

I still run the shred piety build

Shred/rampage flak/maniac

Piety

Rampage sweep works too if crit isnt doing it for you that one feels worse to me though

[spare dome]

heckdoobers

i wanna be impaled

[placid fiber]

Sounds like a rare find lol

2 vets that know what to do

Like finding a shiny pokemon...

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

I'm a shiny pokemon...?

[hushed knoll]

Yes get ready for my master ball

[placid fiber]

by are you going to use your balls on me?

[hushed knoll]

[rocky nacelle]

I forgot this is a secret boss modifier aka its surprisingly hard (doesnt help when you have a smite psyker going down every other horde fight)

no one expects the pack of 3 crushers and 8 armored ragers jumpscare

[placid fiber]

Only 3 crushers? Lucky...

[rocky nacelle]

that I could count

[placid fiber]

[rocky nacelle]

hard to make sense of that fucking mess with smite psyker + armored spam

i dont mind smite psykers but i just gotta sacrifice my frames for CC

which is alright

this guy just kept dyin though unluckily

[placid fiber]

That's the only mission type I bring the kantrael 12 lasgun on

[rocky nacelle]

flamer would be useful but after the first 2 giant mixed hordes of armor

your ammo is basically spent

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

tfw 2 zealots stare longingly into eachother's eyes...

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-now-kiss-finn-gif-5658105

[placid fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1152255403174928414/1139651508892352533.gif

[proper rose]

god I hate 'behind enemy lines'

[hushed knoll]

No notes

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-meme-but-looney-tunes-gif-22310685

[hushed knoll]

NO NOTES

[placid fiber]

@hushed knoll Don't worry, all 36 of us will take notes for you

[hushed knoll]

NO

[proper rose]

any tips for being enemy lines?

[rocky nacelle]

reject penances and embrace killing for fun

[hard nexus]

use a weapon with death blow or brutal momentum

backstabs count as being 180 degrees behind the enemy

an enemy is no longer counted as ranged if they draw a melee weapon, but scab shooters, all gunners, and i think scab shot gunners will count, as they don’t use a melee weapon

(dreg gunners/shotgunners count but it’ll usually have to be a stealth kill)

[placid fiber]

Got it

[proper rose]

I just want it done so I never have to bother again. Much prefer the other two trees, so I want them gone.

[hard nexus]

also you can proc a backstab by dodging behind an enemy while they melee you

[north sedge]

I also just ignore penances, if it happens by accident, cool, otherwise i ain't doing it

[placid fiber]

^

[hard nexus]

i did that too but for some it requires effort

[rocky nacelle]

its ok i hard agree

theres a reason I dont have these backstab/loner penances yet lmfao

[north sedge]

No effort! Only ignore!

[placid fiber]

I did the original penances for zealot... I don't care about doing more effort for all the extra random ones

[rocky nacelle]

and ngl the middle tree to get loner skills

besides the first 2

kinda poop

and even then its mostly thy wrath be swift thats carrying that side of the tree

[hard nexus]

also a really really good spot to get a ton of them is on ascension riser, after you move the first train but before the second

a ton of shooters will constantly spawn near the power cell spawns

and you’ll be far enough from the team you’ll be out of coherency

@spare talon running mk6 for the first time in a monstro specials lmfao

this will end terribly

[placid fiber]

Make sure you bring back bacon, in honor of Cole

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-gif-4287744

https://tenor.com/view/juicy-crispy-bacon-gif-24348886

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-food-gif-12583283796040549115

[placid fiber]

@spare talon What do you think? That enough in honor of you?

[hushed knoll]

Floppy bacon is better

That bacon is too crispy

[solar gorge]

evil

[acoustic dune]

oh ey its stan

(solid)

[vocal grotto]

hey, is devils claw bugged on the riposte thing or something? it does 0 damage when i try it in the meat grinder

or am I doing something wrong?

[acoustic dune]

i think you need to be attack first

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tradfi-real-users-meet-crypto-gif-24004753

[acoustic dune]

for it to activate

[vocal grotto]

so riposte and then attack?

[acoustic dune]

so first

[vocal grotto]

i mean block

[acoustic dune]

you gotta parry

[hushed knoll]

Why do you keep stating states of matter

[acoustic dune]

the enemy attack

[acoustic dune]

so its clear

[hushed knoll]

So you agree?

[acoustic dune]

(gas)

[hushed knoll]

Why wouldn’t it be clear

[acoustic dune]

bc

[vocal grotto]

parry, then attack?

[acoustic dune]

you are stan

(solid)

[hushed knoll]

[acoustic dune]

you cant get a parry in the meat grinder

[vocal grotto]

ah ok

[rocky nacelle]

I like crunch but ive always liked my bacon to stretch more than crunch

[acoustic dune]

you gotta block with the special

[vocal grotto]

well i have a mod so they attack, but you mean it doesn register in that room?

[acoustic dune]

then you just suck at timing

[vocal grotto]

haha

[acoustic dune]

ever played mordhau?

[hushed knoll]

HELL YEAH

[hushed knoll]

[vocal grotto]

ah wait, I didnt use the special... doh

[acoustic dune]

you need to use the special for it too work

[vocal grotto]

thanks!

[acoustic dune]

block with the special

[acoustic dune]

(solid)

[hushed knoll]

Knify I am concerned

[acoustic dune]

why so stan

(solid)

https://tenor.com/view/freddie-freaker-gif-11945069

[hushed knoll]

You are preoccupied with states of matter

Matters of the state

[acoustic dune]

well you see stan

(solid)

in the matter of the state i do in fact state the matter which matter in this state

i must state it because it matter

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

You can’t do this

[acoustic dune]

to the stan collection it goes

@placid fiber

[hushed knoll]

No

[acoustic dune]

[proper rose]

thanks for the tips

tbh this just feels like a not-as-good veteran right tree atm.

[hard nexus]

its really good

[proper rose]

maybe it clicks, but atm? I'm not feeling it

[hard nexus]

are you running perfectionist or master crafter

[proper rose]

not that familiar with zealout tbh, those are traits?

[placid fiber]

💯

[acoustic dune]

to the stan colleciton it goes

[hard nexus]

yah

they

[coarse birch]

It is a little cursed

[hard nexus]

're the nodes next to stealth

[hushed knoll]

OMG BRIOCHIWOSHI

[placid fiber]

@hard nexus Quick, watch out! Someone is staring at you!

[acoustic dune]

(solid)

[placid fiber]

I meant this

[hard nexus]

huh

oh

lol

[placid fiber]

Use it when Stan gives you the face <_<

That way he won't know what hit him

[acoustic dune]

(don't know what hit him)

[hushed knoll]

If you reference a state of matter one more time I am going to deflate my car tires with an ice pick

[acoustic dune]

i am pretty sure he know

[acoustic dune]

sound solid

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020391790416760873/1082700927212990474/image0.gif

me when

[placid fiber]

@hushed knoll

[placid fiber]

but what about if I am having bad gas...

Or am being told to drink liquid seltzer?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-head-spin-crazy-gif-24003231

me when

[placid fiber]

Or am being given solid advice?

[hushed knoll]

Wtf now. Can’t drive

I

😠😠😠😠😠

[placid fiber]

I mean sure you can

It's just gonna fuck up the rims

[north sedge]

Sounds pretty solid

[coarse birch]

Hi stan

Does that count

[acoustic dune]

[hushed knoll]

DETROIT NO

[coarse birch]

F

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH

[acoustic dune]

WALKER????

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-grade-fail-failed-letter-f-remarks-gif-17926584

[coarse birch]

Forgot plasma

[north sedge]

Repeat name, i ain't changing

[placid fiber]

Tru

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[placid fiber]

^ I think I"ve made that face a few times, tbh...

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tgwtg-that-guy-with-the-glasses-doug-walker-point-computer-gif-17022655

[hushed knoll]

What

@coarse birch STOP KISSING PICKLES

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/nostalgia-critic-toilet-transformation-morph-morphing-gif-21717938

[placid fiber]

Definitely have made this one

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-octo-squidward-bump-gif-15057642

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-pickle-dance-gif-16793549199557026959

[mint ruin]

anyone know how many bleed stacks you can apply to a target?

[coarse birch]

What

[acoustic dune]

is that pickle carbonated stan?

(solid)

[acoustic dune]

15

[hushed knoll]

If you kiss a pickle you get warts

[acoustic dune]

max

[hushed knoll]

Oh wait no that’s frogs

Nvm

[acoustic dune]

is that why you have so many

[placid fiber]

Schooling with Stan...

[hushed knoll]

I don’t

[placid fiber]

Don't what? eat anchovies?

[acoustic dune]

he is saying he doesnt kiss frogs

but i must ask then

[placid fiber]

What the hell is wrong with him?! Frogs are goated!

[acoustic dune]

how do you know you get warts?

[acoustic dune]

the concil of stan

[placid fiber]

That many Stans in 1 place would break the time space continuum!

[acoustic dune]

they implode if they meet each other

[hushed knoll]

No notes

[acoustic dune]

(they are all teachers)

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-dancing-happy-go-team-pickles-dance-moves-gif-17543679

[hushed knoll]

Pickles can’t be cheerleaders with pompoms

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-bananas-gif-26225960

but a banana can?

wow stan

being racist are we?

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-pickle-dance-gif-16793549199557026959

[placid fiber]

@north sedge Beat you to that one, Dough, lol

[coarse birch]

Stans going to have an aneurysm at this rate

[hushed knoll]

Bananas can’t be cheerleaders with pompoms

[hushed knoll]

I HATE THIS

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-dill-with-it-gif-8229752

[solar gorge]

only if one of the bubbles from his carbonated water gets in his brain

[hushed knoll]

Pickles can’t wear sunglasses

LAMABDAG NO

LAMBDA

[acoustic dune]

he is a teacher

[placid fiber]

Do pickles have solidity?

[acoustic dune]

he arleady has one

[coarse birch]

He has 6 a day hes probably immune at this point

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nanalan-pickle-gif-5976449

[placid fiber]

That or it's slowly deteriorating his brain

well.. "slowly"....

[acoustic dune]

my question is how much does he spent on cabonated water

(liquid)

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-mgs-snake-screaming-liquid-gif-24449463

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-gif-20736578

[north sedge]

@hushed knoll

[opaque island]

me going to the bathroom after a night of beer and taco bell

[hushed knoll]

EW WTF

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-pokemon-cards-picklechu-pickle-gif-17350156645315209762

[acoustic dune]

should i draw stan

(solid)

[placid fiber]

No, draw Stan

(Plasma)

[acoustic dune]

will do

after i stop being lazy

[placid fiber]

It's the only state of being that properly could fit Stan >.>'

[acoustic dune]

no that would be carbonate

[placid fiber]

He's too dry for a liquid, too wet for a solid, and too "held together" for a gas...

[hushed knoll]

Is this good toilet paper

[placid fiber]

carbonated plasma...? Hm, that would indeed be Stan...

[placid fiber]

Nah, not enough poison oak

[placid fiber]

I got your perfect rorr survivor, since you like knives.

And the knife is actually op in rorr <.<

[rocky nacelle]

thats not the chef

[placid fiber]

Fine, you can have this

[rocky nacelle]

goated class

[placid fiber]

literally pretty much the most op ror1 survivor

The way dice works in ror1 is op af

10 stacked enemies? It hits each of them and every time it hits them it deals splash damage to the other enemies in the stack for each hit

Only the 1st hit can proc items, tho... but the way dice works makes up for that

[acoustic dune]

in chef wwe trust

[placid fiber]

you should try this one

One of the only characters that can fully clear teleporters as far as chests go, without any money

since the special

[acoustic dune]

whats the game?

[placid fiber]

Risk of Rain Returns

It's the remake of risk of rain 1, that gearbox did

They rebalanced it and made it much better, as far as scaling went for enemy's hp

in ror1... dear god... you could have to spend minutes slowly widdling down hp of enemies...

[acoustic dune]

make me me think of holocure

[placid fiber]

It's a rogue lite

I'm a bandit main in ror1 and rorr lol

[rocky nacelle]

damn so old risk really was just like that

playing rorr after ror2 i was like damn these guys are pretty tanky

[placid fiber]

It says 150%, like it did in ror1... but it fires much faster and they balanced that by making it 80%

[acoustic dune]

well have fun lads

imma eat and watch pooptube

[placid fiber]

rorr enemies are tanky compared to ror2 enemies... but compared to ror1 enemies...? lol WAY less tanky

And in ror1 you were forced to kill every enemy on the stage before you could proceed

[rocky nacelle]

yea ror1 was a different game

heard that one was actually ball busting

[placid fiber]

You can put it on that option in rorr, but, the way it works with the new settings is so much better

[placid fiber]

Yeah, and I 100%'ed my ror1 vanilla profile

I mostly played with glass, though, because of how tanky the enemies were without it

[rocky nacelle]

dont blame you there

me stacking 3 broken shaped glasses in ror2 cause im an idiot that only wants damage

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

[frosty herald]

she rain on my risk until i void on her voice???

[placid fiber]

In rorr I've been playing with special damage amounts, but, more recently double damage compared to damage taken... I just wanna have fun. I did beat rorr with 100% 100% on bandit, tho

Even at half damage taken, in rorr... if you fuck up you can just get instantly obliterated >.>'

I like that, tbh, since it makes rorr at 100% damage dealt and 50% damage taken not just a free win, since you still have to use strategy

If you mess around you will just die nearly instantly lol

The judgement is interesting, though, since you get op options and deal 125% damage... while taking the normal damage amount

It's rorr if it wasn't a rogue lite since the enemy spawns are all the same on each stage, and the items offered are the same as well

It's really hard, though, for some survivors since you're also stuck with default skills

I put almost 0 time into Huntress, though, and I beat judgement with her like... on my 1st or 2nd try lol

[rocky nacelle]

so many more survivor picks in rorr

[placid fiber]

I am not a fan of the Huntress, in ror1 rorr or ror2

[rocky nacelle]

huntress is free kiting in ror2 cause of her LMB lmao

[placid fiber]

At least in rorr they have an auto max fire rate thing so you don't have to do bandit like you did in ror1...

The only thing it doesn't work properly with is Chef's alt primary

[placid fiber]

I am a mando main in ror2

I was about equally a mando and bandit main in ror1

but I definitely main bandit in rorr

It's such a different game when I bring him, compared to someone like sniper or engineer

[rocky nacelle]

sniper was my favorite after they dropped her in 2

played mostly loader

[placid fiber]

I loved sniper in ror1, tbh

[rocky nacelle]

shes good in 1

[placid fiber]

Wanna see sniper's judgement skin?

[placid fiber]

he

[rocky nacelle]

or he is good in 1 i guess i think the snipers are different

[placid fiber]

Loader is a guy in ror1/rorr

[rocky nacelle]

im talking sniper

loader might have the same situation going on though

[placid fiber]

Sniper they don't specifically tell you the gender of

[rocky nacelle]

probably swapped who it was from ror1 to ror2

[placid fiber]

but railgunner is a female

@rocky nacelle If you do wanna see I'll post this with spoiler on it(sniper's judgement skin)

He was surprisingly easy to beat Judgement with, tbh

Ever since they buffed arti's primary, in rorr, she's goated af

She's a power house in both rorr and ror2, but, she requires a lot more skill to use well in ror2

Man... I wanna play with my modded rorr and use the artifact that changes most chests to drones of the same quality instead

[frosty herald]

I should try out the celestial war tank mod

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-hmm-thinking-smile-gif-12571277

[placid fiber]

Know what the only annoying thing about playing modded rorr is?

You have to use an old r2modman version