zealot-class

[fleet zealot]

proabbly in the pins

[stuck dagger]

Cool! Thanks, loosk like imma have to grind more, whats the BIS for the boltgun or the zarona sorry?😅

[ornate bone]

For the zarona it's surgical/handcannon and uhhh forgor perks 💀

Bunnymode

I am surrounded by that hyena laugh

[frosty herald]

Surrounded by big butts

[ornate bone]

I cannot lie

[zealous basin]

erm

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-gif-23206365

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/real-boy-pinocchio-liar-shrek-gif-22971574

[acoustic dune]

ey ey freakers

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/mexican-spider-morocco-king-of-gif-23964191

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/freddie-freaker-gif-11945069

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-spidercat-tanis-hug-gif-21175466

[vestal pine]

hey any to the elden ring players out there

did bandai make a wallpaper

[acoustic dune]

ac6

[vestal pine]

for elden ring shadow of the erdtree 1 month in release

[acoustic dune]

sorry

[placid fiber]

I thought about playing elden ring... back when it came out... then I realized I'd rather play ror2... so I went and played more ror2 instead

[vestal pine]

halarious official wallpaper

[placid fiber]

Not enough runebears

[acoustic dune]

COCAIN BEAR?

[opaque island]

thats what im calling them from now on

I cant even kill divine beast yet, trying to go through with a non endgame character is rough

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-fox-you-died-gif-25235909

[vestal pine]

also this

meme

guess the background sentences

[placid fiber]

ah yes, malenia...

[rocky nacelle]

try finger

[acoustic dune]

can i have sex with her?

[vestal pine]

no

[placid fiber]

Let me guess: Try finger but hole

[acoustic dune]

but hole

[vestal pine]

tbh i saw that too many times and it wasnt funny anymore when i reached dlc

[placid fiber]

Or "amazing chest ahead" @vestal pine

[vestal pine]

also no the funny death line she speaks the "i am malenia blade of miquella"

[acoustic dune]

tf is that creature on the right

[placid fiber]

my mom

[acoustic dune]

god i wanna go pet a horse

like an actual horse

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-running-headless-horseman-gif-24355994

[acoustic dune]

not a metaphor or anything

[vestal pine]

close enough

still quite halarious that these are official bandai postings

[opaque island]

could this be dog?

[acoustic dune]

you gotta tell me lad

[opaque island]

i like to imagine our tarnished are completely ignorant and genuinely asking in those messages

[acoustic dune]

i dont speak asian

that kind of asian

[vestal pine]

ok time to get shotgunned then

[acoustic dune]

you should read the official manga

[vestal pine]

official manga is unhinged

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/botgrinder-fpv-nipple-asian-gif-19178441

wait wtf?

I got that when I typed in "asian"

[fleet zealot]

Ferert

[vestal pine]

blue archive posting time

[placid fiber]

So you are a Bandit Ferert?

[frosty herald]

boob archive

or something

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bl-thai-bl-boys-love-thai-drama-up-poompat-gif-20775014

i should go play azur lane its been like

4 month

[vestal pine]

so did they patch any shit

[acoustic dune]

i fucking hate paris

paris suck

[placid fiber]

Paris Deez...?

[acoustic dune]

there public transport

sucks

[vestal pine]

stop hating on the greek guy

[acoustic dune]

why tf do i need to have a booking

FOR A MUSEUM

[vestal pine]

uh

famous ones?

[placid fiber]

So you can read

https://tenor.com/view/study-freak-books-estudiantsudg-univgirona-gif-14669780

[acoustic dune]

WHY DO I NEED TO CALL AHEAD FOR A CATACOMB

[vestal pine]

p sure the tank museums require one unfortunately

[acoustic dune]

lemme get lost dammint

[frosty herald]

robust floral strings is my only answer

[vestal pine]

catacombs would be like even more dangerous

somehow

🤡

[acoustic dune]

lemme starve in there

[placid fiber]

because... only 1 person can use the comb at a time

[acoustic dune]

added to the bone zone

[vestal pine]

appprantly rusting hunk of iron is less dangerous than a guy getting lost in a rock maze

[frosty herald]

you can just get a tetanus shot

[acoustic dune]

4 euro for the metro

[frosty herald]

but you dont know what stuff is lurking in those catacombs

[acoustic dune]

my son?

(he does not exist)

[placid fiber]

(yet)

[acoustic dune]

a lad brought a skull from the catacomb and penetrated

it with a man stick

[placid fiber]

Didn't know where you were going with that, at first

[frosty herald]

remember

[acoustic dune]

love me some 4chan story

god speed that lad

[frosty herald]

dont stick your weinor into places you dont go with a gun

[acoustic dune]

curse by bone zone

[vestal pine]

a alive skeleton!!!!
wait how is a skeleton alibe-

[acoustic dune]

you stick a gun up someone productional facility?

[frosty herald]

we are all just a skeleton wearing a skinsuit

[acoustic dune]

no we are the eva pilot

in the skeleton

controling the meat suit

fite fite da power

https://tenor.com/view/gurren-lagann-simon-gl-gif-21060787

[opaque island]

so fucking good

[acoustic dune]

i live evangelion and gurren laggen

10/10 dont let shinji in the hospital

[hard nexus]

rashad axe is so braindead

[acoustic dune]

use knife

[hard nexus]

i have

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/white-glint-hawkbrother-armored-core-acfa-white-glint-rocket-gif-4615375229619383010

me and my skeleton asf

[hard nexus]

im just using it for the backstab kill penances

[placid fiber]

remember guys, eat cheese... it is good for the soul...

[acoustic dune]

god i want to play that one

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[hard nexus]

most comprehensible AC4 gameplay

[acoustic dune]

soul... like cheese soul?

[placid fiber]

best way to eat an apple pie, just ask Stan!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-armored-core-for-answer-acfa-ac-gif-13904960185924564705

[placid fiber]

You must eat 25 tons of cheese a day, to maintain your soul

[acoustic dune]

fuck stan
not in a literal way

[frosty herald]

for answer exists

[placid fiber]

😳

[acoustic dune]

must it be american cheese?

[placid fiber]

I mean who cares what continent it is from?

[acoustic dune]

one i do

2

cheese

[placid fiber]

So you want to eat polish cheese?

[acoustic dune]

french

[placid fiber]

So your cheese can dance for you

[acoustic dune]

love me some camembert

and some foie gras on a baguette

[placid fiber]

Just throw some pepperjack onto your hot sub

like... 40 slices per 6 inch sub

[vestal pine]

no we're a skinsuit wearing a skeleton

anyways lets stop talking about skinsuits its getitng into my intrusive thoughts again

[acoustic dune]

exo skeleton?

is it like a ex girlfriend?

[fleet zealot]

one time when i was living alone and off my meds, i ordered a dominos cheese pizza but what i did was

[acoustic dune]

cheese?

to meet ya?

[fleet zealot]

extra cheese, extra cheddar, extra feta, extra parm

it was

edible

[acoustic dune]

i thought youll say it was

extra

cheesy

[opaque island]

so much cheese

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-6787764075896120076

[fleet zealot]

i may be stupid

[acoustic dune]

i love my pasta with lotsa cheese

[fleet zealot]

cause i prefer

alfredo pizza at dominos

cause their pizza sauce too sweat

so chicken, black olives

[frosty herald]

if there ever is an ac6 expansion game and it has a next boss i will go insane

[solar gorge]

mid core 6

[vestal pine]

no garlic?

[opaque island]

buffalo chicken pizza with alfredo base is one of the best pizzas dont @ me

[solar gorge]

any pizza pales in comparison to glorious Döner kebab

[spare talon]

I just wanna leave this snippet here from someone telling me FT is great for horde clear and crit chance is actually an amazing perk

[modern lintel]

Feta is peak pizza topping

[spare talon]

Sorry guys my bad
I've fooled you all
I haven't unlocked the knives true potential
I'm a fraud

[vestal pine]

did you call upon ye ol lacerate

[solar gorge]

you unlock knife's true hordeclear potential when you switch to your ranged weapon if it can horde clear

[modern lintel]

Another 1000 lvls should allow you its full potential

[spare talon]

How do you even get this idea in your head that the knife is great at horde clear

[solar gorge]

sedition

gaming

it's p good at hordeclear when the hordes are made of 5 groaners

[spare talon]

I've like never been more genuinely baffled

[vestal pine]

https://tenor.com/view/mohg-lord-of-blood-flame-gif-6030845189745303103

bleed duh

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/river-of-blood-gif-14895915217785340697

[vestal pine]

in all seriousness even with lacerate and aiming for head and some getting hit in the body its kinda mediocre

it still does everything a knife does(elite/special murdering) so its great

[solar gorge]

knife is a movement tool enuff said

[spare talon]

Literally any knife combination falls short of every other weapon
which has been tested

[solar gorge]

it's only for shmoving

[vestal pine]

also uncanny is must if you wanna use lacerate and anyone using flesh tearer with lacerate is shall get stabbed by my knife

[drifting wolf]

holy shit flesh tear lacerate?

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-money-dance-spongebob-squidward-money-dance-mr-krabs-money-dance-squidward-tentacles-money-dance-squidward-money-dance-gif-26508222

[solar gorge]

in order to use flesh tearer lacerate to it's fullest

you need to enter the right mindset

[drifting wolf]

dont worry bro, all those bleed stacks will eventually pay off

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/greek-god-rome-zeus-adam-gif-25722601

average flesh tearer lacerate user

[drifting wolf]

flesh tearer lacerate user enjoying a nice snack while the bleed stacks DESTROY everything for them

[solar gorge]

while the smelly pale skinned "reason" and "logic" advocate seethe

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-gif-16653606838521083623

[drifting wolf]

bleed 'em and weep, buster...

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

blessed by the sex face once more

[rocky nacelle]

ASS overrated

elite guard cool

@misty nova

and they felt the bite of his shotgun and dubbed him the goon slayer

[misty nova]

Yes sir, that's definitely a beauty

[rocky nacelle]

1 shotting muties was iffy sometimes but after putting deathspitter on it they always get 1 shot

[fleet zealot]

the fog is coming

[spare dome]

honestly just love the dubbarrel

just for being a faster shotgun

[hard nexus]

hate

have decided 2 roll a mk6 knife

[crisp furnace]

100% penance gang

[placid fiber]

Yeah, it's better than the eviscerator at launch

[crisp furnace]

Whom

[placid fiber]

[hard nexus]

whats this from

[crisp furnace]

The mk6 sure

The mk3? If you use lacerate like a clown

[sour oxide]

Lacerate the anti knife blessing

[crisp furnace]

Are you the 4k zealot

[sour oxide]

Mayhaps

[crisp furnace]

I kneel

[spare talon]

this is the person replying to my reply saying that cc isnt worth the slot vs damage and knife just outright always falling behind in horde clear regardless how you build it

[sour oxide]

It’s all about uncanny and riposte. Best horde clear you’ll get with a knife is hitting barrels

[spare talon]

erm no clearly we just havent unlocked its true potential yet

we obviously need to build for riposte fleshtearer for those hordes

also piety is useless cuz of the existence of riposte ofc

[rocky nacelle]

probably why I like using it, can quick whip it out during a horde and blast everything

just stack piety and riposte

[sour oxide]

Gag

[spare talon]

TIL that chance cannot be additive

its over guys

[sour oxide]

lol savage

[spare talon]

go home

its so zealover

[crisp furnace]

Send me the link

[sour oxide]

Dump stat pen. +25% flak and carapace with uncanny and riposte with EJ shroudfield loaner. Imo

[spare talon]

agree with this cuz the keystones IJ

if it was piety uncanny should be precog

[sour oxide]

^ this guy gets it

[spare talon]

you have easy access to it
youve already replied to him once already

[crisp furnace]

Oh it tim

Mr 40% auric win rate

[south folio]

why would i get piety when i could get a divorce

[rocky nacelle]

darktide players are married?

[sour oxide]

Is your divorce blazing?

[spare talon]

its not the wall guy if thats who youre thinking

its the guy you said "you are incorrect." to lmao

[crisp furnace]

I probably have more hours on knife zealot compared to his entire playtime

[sour oxide]

If you want to wade through grammatical errors I have a guide on steam cslled how to momentum zealot …shameless plug

[lusty oar]

what if I plug my nuts into your mouth

[sour oxide]

@spare talon btw that devil claw parry is no joke I see why you like it. Did a duo maelstrom with another zealot and he solo face tanked a chaos spawn just using that

[crisp furnace]

It is a solid A tier weapon

Where it should be

[still quartz]

Now if only it could Parry a Crusher to death

It would be hilariously good

[crisp furnace]

You can

[still quartz]

S Tier

[fleet zealot]

hang in there

[still quartz]

Doesn't it take 20 years to kill a Crusher with just parries though

[spare talon]

you can
either eventually
or with a specific build + fotf

[still quartz]

You'd have a family by then

[crisp furnace]

Not on fotf

[still quartz]

O

[sour oxide]

I can smell that picture

[spare talon]

it is possible to one shot them with duellist, sustained assault, momentum, and fotf

all active

[plush estuary]

ferret in my zealot chat

gunner in my CIVI?

[still quartz]

Jesus christ that is oddly specific kek

[spare talon]

which is why i dont really bother

esp with the crit cdr nerfs basically making fotf not permanently up

which still hurt the dclaw just as much of not more as the evis cuz dclaw used fotf to suppliment its dogshit armor damage

[sour oxide]

It needed to happen zealot tree is so op still

[still quartz]

Oh I thought they didn't fix the Crit CDR thing

It only triggers on one enemy instead of every enemy hit now right?

[spare talon]

no its once per swing yea

[sour oxide]

Aye

[still quartz]

Yeah it was a long time coming

I see no real issues

It's just sad that Blazing Piety is probably the weakest of all three Keystones

Still op asf

[ornate bone]

I want uh

Judgement to buff the damage of the hit that triggers it

[spare talon]

dclaw did make use of it cuz it had a decent amount of cleave, and you could use FOTF actively in engagements to get a good chunking parry off on someone with armor instead of it hitting like a wet noodle

[ornate bone]

That's all

[sour oxide]

Mmm noodles

[still quartz]

I'd actually wanna see a funny alternate version of Martyrdom where it just converts all 1.5x of current max Toughness into Max HP

It would not be good at all

Detrimental even

But 1k HP Zealot gaming

[ornate bone]

It would be interesting

[hard nexus]

cole

[ornate bone]

I think the game is very much playable with this sort of health-only playstyle

[spare talon]

meow

[hard nexus]

how did u get ur dodges to show up on powerdi

and

ur like

precog/riposte uptime

[sour oxide]

And someone will still get mad at you for not using a Medicade

[spare talon]

player states

[hard nexus]

and also whats ur build for the mk6 i wanna steal it

[spare talon]

buffs

[hard nexus]

ok awesome thanks

[spare talon]

like my skill tree build?

[ornate bone]

Toughness does encourage the player to be more risky, but it also isn't* a particularly big pool to work with

[hard nexus]

just in genreal

[ornate bone]

Your toughness is also limited by how much chip damage you can eat

[hard nexus]

does it automatically display each buff or do i need to specify which buff i want

[ornate bone]

Now if it was all health, you'd essentially be playing an older shooter that uses limited health and asks you to dodge the fuck out of attacks at all times

[sour oxide]

And when you have no more chips, you dead

[spare talon]

its literally like a thing that you expand and it unravels a list of every single buff you had during the duration of the game

[hard nexus]

ohh

okay

pawesome

[modern lintel]

We need no hud darktide for true pain

[spare talon]

some being variable names so sometimes youll have to just connect dots

[hard nexus]

alright

so i don’t need 2 change anything?

[spare talon]

i think second wind is still called that but if it wasnt it would be something like "toughness_on_dodge"

[hard nexus]

makes sense

[spare talon]

i didnt change anything on mine other that the keybind to show it

[lusty oar]

you can use the toggle hud keybind in custom hud for now

[modern lintel]

Im mentally handicapped sorry console only

[sour oxide]

Get some paper and tape it to the screen then.

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-metastasis-white-fall-dead-gif-23556275

[hard nexus]

kk thanks

[modern lintel]

Im just going to turn my monitor off and play by sound only

[median steeple]

Holy moly

peak weapon

[sour oxide]

Play by feel

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/echo-daredevil-matt-murdock-fight-billy-club-gif-2559335314892179988

we need dual weapons

[spare talon]

ive genuinely thought about doin a malice game like this

[ornate bone]

he who dares, devils

no

[modern lintel]

You prob need a teammate to tell you when your stuck in a corner tho

[sour oxide]

You could play with co pilot. Triple caution triple caution

[spare talon]

i would just intuit it based on my map knowledge

[ornate bone]

WOW OKAY MR. KNOW-IT-ALL

[spare talon]

[median steeple]

cole gives off brain vibes

[ornate bone]

Cole plays zealot, but he sure fucking talks like a psyker

[modern lintel]

Now do it off a guitar hero controller

[ornate bone]

tbh

[spare talon]

i will solo an auric malestrom with my mind

[ornate bone]

You could do it with a slight system change

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-xavier-professor-x-gif-25676579

[ornate bone]

If you could somehow tie a VR set to looking around, you could know where you are looking

[sour oxide]

I wanna see some clandestium gloriana bird box style gameplay

[ornate bone]

If you had haptic feedback when colliding with objects, you would maybe know where you are

[modern lintel]

Figuring out vr darktide rn to get vored by beast of nurgle

[ornate bone]

Then you'd have the "fighting ragers by looking straight up" problem solved

[spare talon]

please never speak again

[median steeple]

putting on the hapic chest just to walk into a rager swarm and not block

[ornate bone]

And the "needing someone to tell you you're stuck" one too

[sour oxide]

Or the stealth crusher overhead

[hard nexus]

giv build pls

:3

[hard nexus]

insert sex joke here

[sour oxide]

Naw that’s the trapper, purposely get tied up

[drifting wolf]

rats drive me crazy

[hard nexus]

@spare talon also will this work if i swap to flak and precog

[spare talon]

mine is weird
you can change it how you like

[modern lintel]

Putting on the haptic chest to have 100 poxwalkers beat the shit out of me

[spare talon]

yea

[hard nexus]

okay pawesome

thanks pookster

[hard nexus]

hrm

[median steeple]

THE JOKE IS SEXXXXX

[hard nexus]

gona get rid of attack speed and take holy rev

n thats prolly the only change

[sour oxide]

Holy rev is meh with dagger

[hard nexus]

why

you get your health back plenty fine

[sour oxide]

Not enough dmg to get the full 25

[hard nexus]

stealth hits will get it back

[sour oxide]

Imo

[hard nexus]

hordes will get it back

its pretty easy lol

[spare talon]

a single h1 crit with a dclaw 4 will get 25% back

a knife can do so even easier

[hard nexus]

do u think flak or carapace cole

[sour oxide]

Never had much luck with it I prefer it to just be a wake the fuk up notification

[spare talon]

but i dont take it on knife cuz not only do i not have the points for it, but im also running all +3 stamina lmao

[sour oxide]

+3 stam is bae

[spare talon]

but yeah until death is def the bigger factor in my build definitely

[hard nexus]

cooolleleeee

i need answers i dont like thinking for myself

[spare talon]

if you want to minmax your knife
check how much damage it does with and without buffs against crushers in the psyk
and multiply by 25%
if it doesnt do anything significant, just run flak

if you dont care about minmaxing it, just go flak anyway

[hard nexus]

okay thats a lot of effort

alright

[sour oxide]

lol damage calculator still viable?

[hard nexus]

yarp

[spare talon]

yeah
i just dont care enough

[hard nexus]

u run flamer right

with the knife

[spare talon]

yeah

cuz tknives are in the build

[hard nexus]

kk

[sour oxide]

I care…too much…sometimes

[spare talon]

i care too much when it comes to build choices

[hard nexus]

is it blaze away or overpressure thats broken

[spare talon]

overpressure

[hard nexus]

kk

[sour oxide]

Under pressure…do do do

[hard nexus]

.

what the fuck

[spare talon]

but when it comes to breakpoints on things like the fastest atk speed weapon in the game

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[spare talon]

yeah i dont care

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/conductor-we-have-a-problem-cat-cute-funny-gif-17168115721186324165

[median steeple]

still reeling from the news

[hard nexus]

whihc news

[median steeple]

https://fixupx.com/HYPEX/status/1820582261135130739

[sour oxide]

Flamer is just savage with uncanny. Puff a horde and then slap groaners around to build stacks and watch stuff die

[median steeple]

fnaf dbd collab

shits crazy

[spare talon]

you mean fortnite?

[hard nexus]

theres no way its real

[spare talon]

oh what

[median steeple]

it is

[noble ingot]

same happened to me once

[hard nexus]

wait

no fucking way

is it actualy!???!?!?

source

immediately

[fleet zealot]

But uncanny doesnt work against horde

[spare talon]

then why does the video say fortnite

[median steeple]

because everyone thought it was gonna be fortnite

just for dbd to steal it lmao

[fleet zealot]

Uncanny and rending as a whole does nothing to infested or unarmored

[hard nexus]

give me a fuckign SOURCEEE

NOWOWOWOWOWWWW

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/DeadbyDaylight/status/1820580582767870187

[median steeple]

once again infested being ass

[sour oxide]

I mean horde as in a lot of shit

[median steeple]

stupid ass armor type

[fleet zealot]

I like infested

It should be more bipolar

[spare talon]

precog allowing for every infested and unarmored non-elite to be one shot to the head regardless of build:

https://fixupx.com/HYPEX/status/1820582261135130739

[fleet zealot]

Either your weapon is good or sucks ass vs infested

[noble ingot]

that "collab" sounds about as good as the CoD:MW3 collab with Fallout

as in... IT'S GONNA BE HOT SHIT

[hard nexus]

my friends r fucking losing it rn lmfao

thats why i was asking for source

they didnt believe it was real earlier

[sour oxide]

Barrels work well against infested….

[median steeple]

can't wait to play dracula tmr

[fleet zealot]

Is it springtrap, freddy, or generic animatronic like legion just having different skins

Or Vanny?

[median steeple]

prob springtrap but yeah it could be anyone

[hard nexus]

it should NOT be vanny

[noble ingot]

nah, just Chica

[fleet zealot]

Marionette?

[hard nexus]

ok time to try out mk6

bai

[median steeple]

no

do not

[sour oxide]

go

Err gl

[fleet zealot]

I doubt it will be any sister location animatronic unless it’s a skin

Mimic?

[sour oxide]

Hopefully you’re not the zealot in. My group with the blue flamer right now

[drifting wolf]

the sole good thing to come out of this game for me

[median steeple]

it could be anything really since DBD is wild like that

[fleet zealot]

The one at the end of the 3d fps dlc and also in the books

[median steeple]

Tomorrow

Can't wait

[fleet zealot]

I mean if they wanted to make money i would just do a generic animatronic and sell a shitload of dlc premium skins

[ornate bone]

big deeps

[median steeple]

funny thing is for collab DLCs BHVR is pretty tame with skins for them

[fleet zealot]

Or it’s gonna be springtrap with the nightmares being helpful npcs for the killer

Idk

I watched a friend play dbd a lot

Doesnt make a ton of sense

[median steeple]

it's really fun when you only play killer

survivor is pain since you need to help 3 other dumbasses

[hard nexus]

yah i messewd with it in psykanium

will try it later

going 2 play oberbat with friends

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/sombra-overwatch-blocked-overwatch2-mexican-gif-26938148

[drifting wolf]

ennard

springtrap or mimic seem the most likely, though

[rocky nacelle]

crafting update save me save me crafting update

[novel bobcat]

Fnaf x Marlboro

[modern lintel]

Change weakspot to unyielding

[rocky nacelle]

oh yea hows that compare

to this hammer

[novel bobcat]

I'm gonna try to get my hands on a decent thunder hammer and take it for a spin
Go bonking as a very angry fan of the emperor

[novel bobcat]

An...
Emperor Stan?

[modern lintel]

Im big crucis beliver but the ironhelm does have its perks

[rocky nacelle]

eh I havent found any positives over ironhelm for crucis imo

[novel bobcat]

Being braindead to play is a plus for me

[rocky nacelle]

im an avid ironhelm user

[modern lintel]

True crucis gaming

[rocky nacelle]

I wanna use crucis but I like ironhelm special going through an entire horde

and also smashing into the armored guy

that being said is there any use on having skullcrusher on either hammer

[novel bobcat]

Hear me out
This is the zealot chat but
Give Grug a Thunder Hammer

[spare talon]

zealot chat has always been the "everything but with a bit more zealot than usual chat"

[buoyant pewter]

HA! Shouty thunder hammer toothpick for Ogryn!

[grizzled wave]

What’re the go to curios?

[rocky nacelle]

3 +3 staminas

[novel bobcat]

But brother, think!
What if Hammer Ogryn size!

[ornate bone]

ogryn thunder hammer being literally a car battery welded to a steel pipe

[buoyant pewter]

BIG HAMMER??? Smart idea, pal!

[novel bobcat]

Grug smart! Is how he finds friendliest stones!

[grizzled wave]

Bricked?

[novel bobcat]

I'd love it

[novel bobcat]

Sustained fire

[ornate bone]

Try for a fourth blessing

Unarmored and flak is pretty nice

[buoyant pewter]

Flakiac with surgical and hand cannon was my typical

Unyielding sometimes if I wanted

[spare talon]

typically 2 tough + 1 hp or 3 toughness curiops

[buoyant pewter]

Curiops

[spare talon]

listen
im currently gaming rn

[buoyant pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-meme-shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-gif-26138585

[novel bobcat]

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/frezzi-frezzi54-cat-gif-20547259

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-corn-eat-yum-gif-5817660121508986262

[sour oxide]

?

[ornate bone]

ayo where did mankar go

[warm rapids]

WHAT is a godroll for the flamer?

[rocky nacelle]

im sure plenty of ppl have better but heres what I use

[warm rapids]

aight

[rocky nacelle]

blaze away probably the main blessing you'll aim for and good secondaries are either quickload or inspiring barrage

[warm rapids]

bet

[rocky nacelle]

overpressure is bugged still and doesnt work so poop

[warm rapids]

i got quickload

is fan the flames good

[rocky nacelle]

i say it has it's uses but with a flamer everything is either gonna be dead or finished off by someone else or DOT(hopefully)

[warm rapids]

i cant share the image

[obsidian prairie]

Over 76% burn (mandatory) and high cloud radius and ammo. Damage is your dump stat followed by mobility

[fleet zealot]

not really no

puffs already have high stagger and there isn't any meaningful stagger breakpoints it helps you hit iirc

[fleet zealot]

time spent on server + messages sent will give you red role automatically by the server bot

[polar nexus]

the sadness

[merry flume]

the easier diffuculty has better players because the win percentage is higher

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[rocky nacelle]

yea seeing auric heresy having "better" players on auric damnation

next level cope

[obsidian prairie]

Heresy is in general harder than damnation

[rocky nacelle]

but thats just cause its people learning to adapt to the harder modes no?

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

[merry flume]

the reason why auric damnation is the way it is (in my opinion) is because casual players just want easy materials for the dogshit farm and they don't care about wiping and losing over and over because that's all they do anyway

[polar nexus]

Auric Heresy should be harder than regular damn

[crisp furnace]

In 3000 hours I have seen 40 max good players

[merry flume]

damn i feel bad ive met tons of good playuers

[polar nexus]

that's probably 1% of the player base

😄

[crisp furnace]

.5

[hard nexus]

yeah that maekse sense

[hard nexus]

i wouldnt say that they're that rare

[hard nexus]

lmfao

troo

[crisp furnace]

They are

At least in us west or eu

[hard nexus]

someone in general chat just recommended bomber and flamer res curios lmfao

[merry flume]

us east is where it's at

[crisp furnace]

It’s usually 4 wound ogryns mag dumping the trash and getting mad I didn’t play at their speed

[buoyant pewter]

🤢

[hard nexus]

US east n i see plenty of players that can at the very least hold their own

[buoyant pewter]

Ogryn already has an extra wound why would you run more

[merry flume]

i played with a max wound ogryn today and he got like 1100 kills and 800k damage idk what the fuck he was doing

[crisp furnace]

Name?

[merry flume]

lemme go through my vids

Bolg

[hard nexus]

bulge

[merry flume]

😳

[crisp furnace]

I have met 4 good Ogryn players

[polar nexus]

the player base is around 4k players no?

[merry flume]

hard to tell because xbox

[crisp furnace]

8k including xbots

[polar nexus]

i forgot XBOX!

[hard nexus]

okay that is significantly realer

i am a good ogryn player

[buoyant pewter]

🥺

[hard nexus]

despite me only having a level 32 ogryn lmfao

i can at least not insta die

[crisp furnace]

Most are completely useless

[buoyant pewter]

Most what, ogryns?

[crisp furnace]

Yes

[buoyant pewter]

Or Xbox players

[crisp furnace]

Both

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah fair

I’ve met some really bad ones

[hard nexus]

i have seen one

ONE

good xbox player

[buoyant pewter]

Is it me

[crisp furnace]

I had an Xbox ogryn threaten to break every bone in @gusty stag’s body

It was very very entertaining

[hard nexus]

dont know if ive played with u

[hard nexus]

why?!!??!?!?

[shy river]

do controllers get aim assist on ranged weapons?

[buoyant pewter]

You haven’t I imagine

[hard nexus]

saldar is really good

[hard nexus]

whats ur ogryns name

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah but I turn it off

[hard nexus]

hug?

[buoyant pewter]

Yees

[crisp furnace]

Uhh we didn’t do the objective fast enough

[hard nexus]

yeah idk if i have

[buoyant pewter]

Aim assist on controllers makes life harder imo

[hard nexus]

what level r you

[buoyant pewter]

30, idk about after that

[merry flume]

so based

[hard nexus]

oh yeah lol fair

[buoyant pewter]

Besides if you need aim assist with ogryn weapons you have other things to worry about

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[buoyant pewter]

I’m decent at the game at the very least

Like I can usually do auric damnation without going down or disabled

[hard nexus]

thats good

better than most

[buoyant pewter]

Maelstroms are questionable sometimes

[hard nexus]

the worst feeling is playing, going down/netted

and then watching the team fall apart

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah

[hard nexus]

becasue you were the only thing actually killing

or like

doing anything

[crisp furnace]

I press tab, oh I am doing more damage than the rest combined

[hard nexus]

real

[buoyant pewter]

I end up carrying a lot so if I get disabled yeah I mean it’s usually game over

[hard nexus]

i need 2 kill 2 more ranged enemy backstabs

[buoyant pewter]

I’ve met an insane amount of not very good pc players

[hard nexus]

a lot of players in general are just

not good

[shy river]

if you don't TRUE SOLO every AURIC MAELSTROM 5 times a DAY then you should UNINSTALL and then POO YOUR PANTS

[crisp furnace]

I leave on ultra meta players or smite now

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah I mean which is fine I guess it’s a video game but still, would be nice to play with like good players

[hard nexus]

booororriiingg

[buoyant pewter]

I haven’t been seeing smite much which is nice

[hard nexus]

i always play no matter the team comp

[crisp furnace]

I don’t enjoy 3 plasma vets

[hard nexus]

if i have to carry then ill carry

[rocky nacelle]

you must be a league player

[hard nexus]

mama aint raise a bitch

[rocky nacelle]

only one person can be so masochistic

[hard nexus]

id rather kill myself

[merry flume]

maybe i fudged the numbers but boy was putting work in

[crisp furnace]

And I hate smite as a concept

[buoyant pewter]

I never leave games really, I don’t really care that much

[obsidian prairie]

I hate that ogryns tend to be polar extremes of friendliness

[hard nexus]

yah same

[spare talon]

I'm weird and will avoid matches with people who look like they're good

[obsidian prairie]

Either super nice or extremely toxic

[buoyant pewter]

They’re either really nice or racist

[crisp furnace]

People see naked man and leave

V funni

[hard nexus]

should i hvae scoreboard and powerdi at the same time

[crisp furnace]

Worst feeling is being recognised

[crisp furnace]

I do

[spare talon]

They're denying their sexuality

[merry flume]

i leave matches with people that look good because 90% of the time they're gonna let their ego get them griefed by me

[buoyant pewter]

I’ve only had one person recognize me

[crisp furnace]

Power DI is just for analysing play

[spare talon]

Why is that

[shy river]

Orgryns are 90% competent friendly roleplayers and 10% the most toxic shitheads imaginable

[hard nexus]

o pawesome

gonna go redownload it then

[modern lintel]

Iv only ever seen 1 person from the discord in the wild

[buoyant pewter]

Me like to role play

Is funny

[crisp furnace]

Because I have to perform well

[buoyant pewter]

No you don’t

It’s a video game

[merry flume]

ive seen like half the active posters in here in random matches at this point

[crisp furnace]

I got mentioned on Reddit once

[merry flume]

lmao

[buoyant pewter]

Ew

Reddit

[merry flume]

that says... a lot about you

[crisp furnace]

I remember that game

[spare talon]

Oh yeah totally
Playing with anyone from here is stressful cuz what if I make a mistake and look like a fucking idiot cuz of it

[crisp furnace]

Absolute shitshow

[buoyant pewter]

It’s called being human 😭

[crisp furnace]

Entire team were clowns

[buoyant pewter]

Y’all are wild, just have fun 😭

[merry flume]

the minmaxer curse

[hard nexus]

same

ive played with you

[merry flume]

i never take games seriously because i have at this point 20 years of being a silly little guy in videogames under my belt

[spare talon]

no you don't understand
I have to keep the appearance of an ultra gamer or else I will DIE and bring dishonor to my entire lineage

[buoyant pewter]

Nobody’s perfect, if people expect you to be on your A game all the time, that’s a them problem

[merry flume]

plus i used to grief people who try hard by playing like absolute ass

[buoyant pewter]

You should fart on them. Pox fart!

[merry flume]

if you flame my team we're all losing and only you are gonna be mad 😤

[buoyant pewter]

Sometimes I rock sometimes I don’t, I mean Shrimple as

[modern lintel]

Im going to bring up the 1 down you had helping me get flesh wound (definitely didnt die like 3 times myself)

[spare talon]

NOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/dammit-damn-it-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-gif-4926221152799030385

[crisp furnace]

If I see someone I recognise it’s either going to be naptide or hell

[buoyant pewter]

What would naptide be

[merry flume]

i miss friendly fire in tide games fr

[buoyant pewter]

Just like really easy?

[crisp furnace]

Boring games

[buoyant pewter]

[modern lintel]

Keep saying they should make it a maelstrom modifier

[merry flume]

nothing shuts a toxic player up like blasting them in the face and never reviving them

[crisp furnace]

That’s the new map

[spare talon]

When the game is just going so well that it's just simply boring as fuck
Or just boring like malice or below

[buoyant pewter]

Yk I hate to say it but I did that a bunch to kerillians when they wouldn’t stop hitting me in the back of the head with their shite aim

[spare talon]

Like nothing is going wrong cuz the entire team is more than on top of everything

[buoyant pewter]

Ah that’s fair

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah I don’t really like games like that

[merry flume]

if you used to play a buncha vermintide and browsed reddit / steam forums i was "you elf me kick"

[buoyant pewter]

I like trying. If I didn’t, I’d play sedition.

[modern lintel]

Once ran an entire auric maelstrom just w one other guy was a pysker that blew himself up like 6 times in a pub cause the game just didnt feel like giving us anyone for some reason

[spare talon]

That's why I love joining games that are in progress and in the middle of a nose dive

[buoyant pewter]

Same

[rocky nacelle]

its cause of the mission modifiers going out of rotation i assume

really a PITA on maelstrom when you get a leaver and dont get a replacement

forever

[buoyant pewter]

I’ve joined 3 games like mid game on monsters and I’ve laid out most of em

[modern lintel]

Always great joining mid game to have 3/4 your health bar already corrupted

[rocky nacelle]

unless everyone can hold their own and then some

[buoyant pewter]

It’s nice to feel like the teams saving grace

[ornate bone]

join game
2 specialists in front of me
pull revolver
reload

https://tenor.com/view/gliznorp-alien-cat-bald-green-gif-7415781222793666173

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah I try not to pull out my ranged after joining in progress

I am always disappointed

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/and-cunning-vicious-and-cunning-victim-pot-of-greed-gif-10827349568535858072

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-quarantine-crazy-fade-scream-gif-16905218

[modern lintel]

I also had once joined mid match right as everyone had just gone down mid way through the map and it spawned all the way at the very beginning

[merry flume]

[buoyant pewter]

Maybe don’t play kerillian then

[merry flume]

exactly

[ornate bone]

*lgi

[modern lintel]

Never could get around w vermintide feels like darktide but youre always in ogryn speed

[ornate bone]

I just had a realization

-rin is the dwarven suffix for "woman", and -gi for "man"

[ivory marlin]

is vermintide fun

[ornate bone]

Since Bardin calls Sienna Zharrin and Saltzpyre Grimgi

He literally calls Kerillian a dude out of spite

[gusty stag]

long story short he was pushing obj for no reason and he started roasting my party members so I told him to stop dying

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[merry flume]

god i miss vermintide

[ornate bone]

Though mayhaps it could be casual dwarf racism

"We can't tell the women apart from the men, they all look the same with their pointy ears"

Bardin, more like Based

[misty nova]

Why do zealots get spikey boots when we can't kick

[buoyant pewter]

I liked it

Still do

[merry flume]

😆

[gusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/my-blood-pressure-is-spiking-high-blood-pressure-uh-oh-oh-no-bob-pogo-gif-16492615

it was interesting, I could actually hear his blood pressure rising

[crisp furnace]

It was so fucking funny

[ivory marlin]

even in death i look fly as hell

[spare talon]

Is this one of those nothing burger adult animated "comedies"

[buoyant pewter]

Too small!

[ivory marlin]

my gf said the same thing :(

[buoyant pewter]

Not mine!

[ivory marlin]

man.

idk what to play

bored as hell

been awake for like 2 hours

[lusty oar]

we should try russian roulette

[rocky nacelle]

but with a bolter

[spare talon]

buckshot roulette
but im the only player

[median steeple]

me rn

https://tenor.com/view/gamble-gambling-flipnote-raxdflipnote-gamblecore-gif-728096753915804447

[hard nexus]

keep calm n gamble on

[hushed agate]

Omfg when will Fartshart extend the loudout slot space

Being locked to 25 on xbox is such nonsense

[hard nexus]

how do u get more than 5 lmfao

[hushed agate]

Ive seen people on pc with like

20

Its a mod

[hard nexus]

ohg

[hard nexus]

psch

pscujpo

psycho

do u

wanna play

!

!

[hushed agate]

Also seen people with 20+ characters

[hard nexus]

llmfao

[hushed agate]

[crisp furnace]

Ye that might get them banned

[hushed agate]

Dont see how

Pretty stupid theres such a low cap

[crisp furnace]

Melk

[hard nexus]

should i run ds4 or deimos for a quick play

gmemgrgmrmgmrg

hrmrhm

i havent run a deimos in a while

[hushed agate]

Seems like itd be a bad play on fatsharks side to ban that many people just make melk rotations the same for each class

[spare talon]

i recall the one that allowed for 8 characters tho wouldnt get you banned, as per FS word

[naive stirrup]

thoughts?

[hard nexus]

solid

swap weakspot and crit chance i think

[hushed agate]

Id change perks but if you want to change fire frenzy keep cc ig

Good gun

[naive stirrup]

idk what is or isn't good on a shotgun

[modern lintel]

I might try and build a lawbringer for zealot now that i do have manstopper

[fleet zealot]

too hot

[hushed agate]

Wait if they said this why dont they just

Change the cap

[crisp furnace]

Why would they do that

[hushed agate]

It should be as simple as changing a couple lines of code unless they over complicated it

[crisp furnace]

That’s effort

[crisp furnace]

The version control at fs is so bad that they could roll it back by accident

[modern lintel]

Theyve got vacation time to take no time for character cap increases

[hushed agate]

Cant wait for darktide to be good in three years🙏

[crisp furnace]

It will be eol in 3 years

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/Lc57d8BTSpM?si=hyRt1cnNMNdlNNAb @frosty herald

[modern lintel]

I think im going to rent that new mad max movie when i get home was it any good

[north sedge]

it's quite good, but dont expect fury road

very different movie

[median steeple]

focus mode is peak

[grizzled aspen]

On top of this, it's likely that increasing 5 to 8 for character cap involves putting a lot more data into accounts. Honestly I'm not sure why they even put the ability to create more than 1 character type in the game to begin with, or even set it to 5.

Instead of creating characters, it would be far more efficient, methinks, if they just made personalities and facial features loadout specific.

That way you could have a Judge personality for your knife build and the insane Scottish personality for your martyr build, for example.

[left iron]

[ornate bone]

From what little I messed with databases, increasing character limits would need them to increase the storage by a fair bit

Not sure how much it would affect things, but it's for a similar reason we also have games that limit bank space for characters

Like "oh, why can't I have a stash tab to put 5 more items", and then you get the other literal dozens of thousands of players with the same thing and one player's 5 more items became 60 thousand more items

Also, and this one comes from DDO, data is actually needing to be loaded and processed

[ornate bone]

DDO had to optimize old code because the game was tracking so many achievements, character builds and other minuscule tidbits of data, that it was actually causing issues bad enough that they needed to take time to optimize the code

[ornate bone]

I don't think uncle Abe looked like that

[hard nexus]

is powerdi more accurate than scoreboard

[austere mist]

are you just taking pics of random zealots you find

[ivory marlin]

same match

hes talking like zevala

also i met john wilksbooth yesterday

[austere mist]

Holy shit

[crisp furnace]

Yes

[hard nexus]

neat

powerdi said i took 1400 damage lmfao

does it include damage taken while downed?

[crisp furnace]

Toughness and health

[hard nexus]

ohhh

[vast basin]

powerdi does not include toughness in damage taken

it will include damage taken while in until death I think

maybe thats what it was

[hard nexus]

njo

i was psyuker

[zinc talon]

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-thanos-nerd-alert-opinion-nerd-gif-26272469

[crisp furnace]

Then it’s statistic is comically wrong

I have seen 2ks for myself a lot but that’s 10 from max to 0

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-skull-emoji-react-nerd-react-skull-react-gif-9085211335301775151

[ornate bone]

YOU'RE TELLING ME

A RICE WAS FRIED BY THIS SHRIMP

???

[median steeple]

master chef

[sterile stone]

Smol fella

[ornate bone]

HOLY SHIT IT'S MASTER CHEF FROM THE HALO VIDEOGAME

[median steeple]

hello argus

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-fortnite-fortnite-dance-griddy-meme-gif-13285482021022037410

LOOK AT HIM BEING SKIBIDI RIZZ SIGMA MALE AND HITTING THE DAB ONG NO CAP

[sterile stone]

Hola

[median steeple]

insane

[clear knot]

what do i do with this

just save it 4 update rly, im assuming

[spiral anvil]

Fullbore norespite

But yea

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-react-thanos-meme-gif-26303208

[median steeple]

update is relatively close at this point so yeah I would just save perfect stat weapons even tho their perks are unsavable

[ornate bone]

I have been informed that only trve sigma males replace the v with the v

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk-2077-phantom-liberty-phone-gif-2903212812367471578

[modern lintel]

You may recall the breakfast of champions prepare for all new dinner of champions

[median steeple]

This would kill a classical age peasant

[ivory marlin]

what do i replace with handcannon?

[north sedge]

The one time I'd consider stan food instead

[lusty oar]

reload speed

[north sedge]

Barrage

[modern lintel]

I had a revo w like 14 reload speed once

[ivory marlin]

so it should be sergical and handcannon?

[north sedge]

Yes

[hushed agate]

Terrifying barrage is really bad

[ivory marlin]

ok thank you

[hushed agate]

Always get rid of it

[ivory marlin]

cole said to keep it on till i got hand cannon but then i forgot which one he said to get rid of it

[hushed agate]

Surgical is a really good blessing and its typically what you want on your revolver

[north sedge]

Surgical is what makes handcannon work

[ivory marlin]

when is store reset

i want to spend money

[hushed agate]

This thursday

[modern lintel]

Ill cry if we get 3 back to back shit ass rotations

[hushed agate]

I cant give fatshark my money😭😭

Btw chat

[crisp furnace]

You will be cryin

[hushed agate]

Did fs say multiclass weapons were going to be shared with the weapon update or am i making up things

Across characters

[crisp furnace]

Hoping I get the remaining gimps for zealot

[summer moth]

u ever just kill 113 ranged elites in a game

as a zealot

goofy

[hushed agate]

Flamer moment

[summer moth]

no flamer just rashad and a revolver

[hushed agate]

Oh

[summer moth]

emperor be praised

[hushed agate]

That also makes sense

[grizzled aspen]

Vet not doing his job moment.

[spare talon]

i just want another outfit like the midrange old penance update set that isnt crusty as hell

[summer moth]

2 vets

[grizzled aspen]

You killed 40 melee elites, too.

[modern lintel]

You cant do this to me

[grizzled aspen]

They REALLY aren't pulling their weight.

[summer moth]

200+ ranged elites in a game is

wow

[grizzled aspen]

Gunner/shotgunner hell.

Melk has a perfect hsword, but it's a mk6...

I'm going to send this old fool out an airlock.

[hushed agate]

He would do the same to you if he had the chance im sure

[modern lintel]

Im sort of gimped

[grizzled aspen]

That looks awful.

[hushed agate]

Wolfer a second homeless man has hit the commsplex

[grizzled aspen]

I'm considering on sending you to the ogryn department as "rashuns."

[spare talon]

wolfer:

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[grizzled aspen]

Real.

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[grizzled aspen]

Backup not beating the allegations this time. (moderators can literally see when you delete messages btw)

[modern lintel]

Its joever

[misty nova]

Not the mk6 slander

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, mk6 slander.

[misty nova]

[grizzled aspen]

Mk9 is the only usable hsword. I will die on this hill.

[misty nova]

Have fun

[grizzled aspen]

Still bought it to consume rampage 4.

[hushed agate]

Hmmm almost done with vet master of war

Can probably get it tonight

I know its the only one imma be doing until they add solo play

[grizzled aspen]

Why? Most penances aren't that hard to do.

[hushed agate]

Having to compete with my teammates pisses me off

Stuff like gone bowling cliff hanger and shocking stuff just aren't worth the headache imo

[modern lintel]

Having another vet beat me to krak nading a crusher pain

Huh

[median steeple]

kbitty

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-izutsumi-silly-kbity-gif-11991768952285226971

[modern lintel]

Coke cat

[grizzled aspen]

Mmm I love when fatshark servers are too laggy to play on.

3 second delay of me doing anything to it actually registering.

[verbal marlin]

Ok can someone tell me the difference between Trauma and Hammerblow blessings on the Indignatus Crusher?

As written it seems like they do the same thing.

[north sedge]

STARCH WOMAN

[royal vortex]

ELASTIC MOM

[modern lintel]

Hammerblow better i think

[verbal marlin]

Is having both fine? Or should I throw on SKullcrusher?

[royal vortex]

skullcrusher is mandatory

[modern lintel]

Def skull

[verbal marlin]

Ok ty!

[ivory marlin]

@spare talon the new mission is fun