#zealot-class
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Im so glad ive gotten so many people into darktide
Can you do the same for me
Sure
Oh btw did you know I've actually experienced a bomb threat before
Why refuse to dodge
Really?
Yea
Thats scary as fuck
“They don’t need to” (yet)
It was at a summer camp at a university and I was taking it with my friend matt
Who you guys know as the god and anime kid
At least they acknowledge Devils claw parries are amazing
I spam dodge
I spam dodge so much i cant parry well
No way you know god and anime guy
how do we feel about the drip zealot mains
I've known him for years before the meme even dropped
Damn
I know the exact spot the video took place and passed by it every morning before classes
thats crazy
And believe me when I say
That's just how he acts
As a joke of course, but he has that goblin energy all the time
Im not a zealot main but i like it
This is mine
In middle school we put a .bat file in the school shared drive and disguised it as minecraft
It bluescreened the pc very loudly when opened
We were nearly suspended for it
Damn cole
Oh I like this. The bandana actually looks good rather than edgelord
Thank you
Plus using earlier tier cosmetics
I just run the hobo drip from penance cosmetics
Hello Jale and Dan
I have no premium cosmetics so i made do
I run the middle ground
:D
They just look like normal clothes
Hi Stan, how is bedge rn?
I dunno if I should do Hammurabi or Sargon for my Babylon run in Pharaoh
I want a dc4 for my zealot but getting one for my vet was already hell
Why are your graphics bad
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Use
Cole how does it feel being in 2 servers where you are the “epic” version of another cole
Cuz I use amd stuff and darktide hates that
So I set everything to obscenely low, but not low enough to be nonrecognizable
Yamato has begged me to turn on antialiasing
Superior
ty!
Epic, even
It's really cringe now but I made this name when I was 10 for minecraft and had an obsession with the word epic then for no reason
shrimply change
been victuals since 2007 😎
there is nothing truly stopping you from being remade B)
Just because the printer
I’ve been jellypost since 2019
Also the words epic and cole back to back kinda flow together when you read it out loud or in your head so it's not entirely bad
But it's still kinda cringe
idk its just a name
It's like if you named yourself "awesomesauce_andrew"
Nah epic cole is epic
hmm sauce
I remember when I named myself just kon, everyone would call me just instead of kon lmao
Thats hard wdym?
then I voice trained and became queer
@carmine barn you should do this
Even tho your name isnt andrew
But its close enough
Also there are like 5 servers that have been permanently tainted with the virus of my naming scheme
Where everyone decided to name themselves Epic_name
Weenie hut?
Yeah it's the hut where jellypost keeps all of the weenies he likes
Ah i see
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Slaught/headtaker
Personal pref
Harder stacks, higher max bonus
Or easier stacks but lower max bonus
Slaughterer lasts longer too
Its so weird seeing myself get referred to as jelly or jellypost in this server
It’s easier to gain/maintain Headtaker stacks against monsters
Which is thunder hammer’s entire niche
It's nice to have but even just thrust ruins a monstrosity's day
The chaos spawn at the beginning of inter-zone void thinking they can get a 4x when they see a zealot waiting their entire life for this exact scenario
Chat whats the date for the 2nd part of the update i forgot
Yes
2nd part of what update
There is no date
Hello buff and bandit and dough
Ok shirt
Thanks cole
Hello staniel
I finally got super impact last night
free nitro has been obtained
It's the best mod
It is

What kind of groomer did you get it from
This statement is unfortunately from experience
Too many times have I seen children go "my nitros about to run out, time to find a pedo to give me some more"
yeah i
don't interact with minors
so I've only seen that message like
3 times and it hurts everytime I've seen it
I couldve sworn there was one
Nope
Machine god update
Hello Stanley
Just "after vacation" for itemization, vaguely
People are getting back to office according to straw hat or whoever the current CM is
bolter gaming
9 weakspot ranged hits 😦
Still an avid bolt pistol enjoyer
Bolt pistols amazing
Hopefully they tweek infested damage though because the amount of shots needed to kill a dog is horseshit
@austere mist why
I only fw it on vet tho cause nearly always criting
Featuring the second worst baross mid event
what a nice cat
Yeah wep specialist is great with it
Doing what

I’ll never change my name uwu

I wish zealot had more cosmetics that just looks like a vet who's been through too much shit
literally only cosmetic we got for vet that has the chest piece is the 21st drip
fucking dies
I like it a lot more w focus target tbh
Be cool
I think someone said it was able to hit more breakpoints w focus
I'm trying,,,
no actually no
I'm not trying that
I will not commit to the gimp bit
It’s my gimmick
I will commit instead to the Moebian-(Class Type) bit,,,,
Gimp mask, big book
How is the book hanging onto him
There’s uhh a hook
don't ask a gimp's secrets
bro if that tail is attached, you don't question
You all are being executed
ngl the pantless/shirtless is kinda funny but I just want more cosmetics that isn't ftd,,,
are you even at 4500 pennance points
These rejects were all from the horny jail wing of the tancred bastion
I have all penances
wtf
Even the barrel penances?
Im so sorry
Wasn’t as painful as farming the new map ngl
By the time I was done with basically all others while using every barrel I could, I was at like 2200
So it was like 30 min of an mmt barrel malice mael
Then done
The new mission tho
Fuck that
I can't be bothered yet
Truly naptide
I don't feel like playing the same mission 50 times in a row
Fastest way would prolly be mmt sedition runs but that's still like 12 hours of the same mission
With nothing happening
18 hours straight of the map
Btw
Why would you do that
Fucking around
"Yeah when i drove my car into that brick wall i was just fucking around"
That seems more fun that 18 hours of clandestum
Like it's a cool map but it was also constructed with such hatred and belligerent anger toward the player
See I would answer but I don't exactly remember
Even my most played games dont reach that
That’s nothing
Same honestly
Dorn has 3K hours invested to master Smite Psyker.
Real and true
I’m throwing a 45 at you
I just want the 4500 pennance armor so I can larp as moebian loyalist
I want to try put strategy games but i dont have the attention span and the one i want isnt on xbox
xcom 2
have a solid 10/11k in D2
how
I tried that game but I distinctly remember it pissing me off and i quit
It is very similar to dd2
theres a learning curve to it but you can also save scum
Dd2?
That games on game pass I checked it out for 10 minutes and didnt go back because i forgot to
Need to retry it
id recommend playing it on pc
At one point I was in the top 500 for dungeon clears
And at another time I was in the top 100 for light level
Or geforcenow on steam to use work sho0
No pc
u do lowmans?
Opening up Microsoft edge and typing in geforcenow
Used to
did you do full or cp clears
oh i meant ur dungeon clears
Full clears
Chat should i get tacobell or eat cereal
cereal
This was before raid/dungeon report stopped properly distinguishing full clears and cp clears
And yeah I still play every now and again, but not nearly to the same degree
I've done salvation edge 1.8 times
And I've never even bothered with crotas
i have gotten to the point of D2 that the amount of time and effort to get better is not worth what i get out of it, my next thing is it soloflawless RoN then call it
I've just lost interest in doing difficult stuff in d2
Outside of day 1 attempts
Like if I practiced enough I could get solo flawless ron probably eventually
But why bother
i mean yeah because it feelsl ike youre actively working against the games flaws constantly, rather than your own mistakes and fuck ups
at least, thats me and a few others feelings
The feeling I got when I first did a solo flawless dungeon back in black armory is just gone tbh
I do miss the times of when D2 was new and shit
Nothing will match the wonder that was the forsaken era and the forsaken pass
Lemme reboot dt
We know what your drip is lmao
Get the cinnamon things from twcobell
Straight from the mistresses bedroom to the mission
If i go there im probably just going to get a taco or burrito
Too much sugar recently
Chalupa gaming
Make these your meal
I have more
Yoj simply just need more suger thatll make the the headaches go away
Ok so we got momentum and crit knife
Where's the marty knife
Its gonna be really funny when you get banned for using the no clothes mod
Marydom crusher when

I did try martydom w shock maul and it feels alright
Never
I won’t buy wound curios
My first idea of a build when i got the game was the martydom stealth thunder hammer juicer
I don’t like marty
We aint friends anymore
The rachad build is basically the baseline for all of my builds
Dodge distance
Dirty delete
No
Boy whg you so haer😭😭
fluffy lil mf
Unless you're doing martyr yea
The most common combination is 2 toughness and 1 health
Or 1 health 1 toughness and 1 stam
Ok cool, cuz to complete my last penance I need fury and juggernaut
Take wounds for marty take one wound if youre having trouble staying up or dont trust your rando team
remember
wounds cant help you
if your team is too stupid to pick you up when youre down in the first place
Wound just makes you die easier unless marty
I feel like 90% of the time i die it isnt because im getting worn down though
Its because i get into a situation where im fucked regardless of what i do
Like double trapper and flamer jumpscare in a hallway
I feel like one wounds a good investment if you aren't in a premade
🤮
ive not run wound curios in probably the last 1000 hours of playtime
and im almost exclusively pubbing
1700
I have a couple hundred
Ckslsl
dorn has like double mine
i just keysmashed and opened up accessibility options, and also moved myself to the login screen at the same time
I sadly dont have the video of the small fella keymashing during warzone
and he opens everything under the sun
ehh
disagree
most of the time i die its in a situation where the team is either dead or cant revive me
I dont share those experiences
fair
running a wound curio as an answer to a skill issue is fair
wounds either get value if youre constantly down, or the team is doing so well that the wound curio becomes practically useless, save for the perks
You all are 1000 hour andys silence
silenced andy
to be fair more toughness/health stops you from going down in the first place
Of course they become irrelevant once youre too good to go down
lmfao
It does in some situations
then get good is the answer here
I get made fun of for defending Antax is ok
Antax is great
feel bad.
(i have no opinion of the axes)
Im going to go take off my wound curios gonna see if im ready than i can make fun of other people
lmfao
Which ones that
ur chysalis
Dont make up words
the objectively terrible one
I see
Btw
Whats the common consensus on the third dclaw in the shop
Ive bern rocking that and its fun
mark 7?
wound value dropping instantly when i watch the +3 wound ogryn bleed out or launch themselves off a cliff
I forgot the moveset but the mark 7 has a better light strikedown than the mark 4
there is a hidden debuff on wound curios that makes it 10x more likely to be barreled or thrown off the map
Or netted into poxbursters
Its fine
It has a slightly harder moveset to use than the 4
Thats really it
They should make a penance for healing martydom zealots now
me edging just a flesh wound penance by never completing it
I see
I feel like a lot of people stride into dt thinking they can just rock low hp because of vermentide zealot
Its never something you can tell them not to. Ive seen it time and time again
It is a leason one must learn through pain
mischievous beast
Have you got a ferret yet
no
Is there a reason why? You seem to like them a lot
cost and i want to have a good living situation for them
Thats respectable
I always see these people owning these big ass energetic dogs like a husky while living in an apartment
Kind of sad
what is bro yapping about
He posted it in the other chats too
game hasn't even been out for 2 years or am i just that old
no it dropped nov of 22
not quite but soon
3 years of darktide is stored in the balls
simply explode
<@&735928989146939404>
saving this one btw
oh for sure
your producer juan
oh god ok
Its great
All I did was post my fucking build
and y'all went for my throat
talking down on it like a bunch of toxic trolls
attention starved
yeah
i dont think it would be that bad if it was just in one
probably trying to start some kind of movement type shi
also 3 years
strange bait
game has only been around for 2
trolling
Prob the penance pass
I don’t think he really understood what it was
Yk the one you don’t pay for
and hes complaining to the devs about what is basically
achievement rewards
among other things barely elaborated on
i liked the part mentioning rocket launchers and grenade launchers
this is helldivers now apparently
So you were worried about being old but now your talking about 3 years of DT
People complaining that another game isn’t exactly what they dreamed of
It’s whatevs
what the hell did I miss
be quiet old man
Rude
it turns 2 in november and additionally the last two years have been a blur
Just wish people wouldn’t complain here, get a therapist or maybe another hobby
Just a common troll
A funny one though
a new copypasta
wouldnt use it for a while considering it was in every channel but we can use it later
Grenade launchers enjoyers when they can spam grenades on vet
we gotta wait until the game is 3 lmfao
the brick joke
no its better if its before then
when the memories of it have faded, and peace is returning to the world, that's when we hit people with it again
someone rewrite that
in what way
no I mean re post it
"I specially opened a discord, which is only worth it so that I can watch movies with a friend living on the other end. Dear developers. You are just complete degenerates. It’s been 3 years already, and you disabled people with no arms still haven’t fixed this damn game. Your producer Juan looked with his ass at how you're a pile of shit calling yourself developers, coded endless bugs and crashes from the server. You online assholes are below the plinth why the fuck can't you make singleplayer like in Verma. Fuck I need a lobby with people that load my computer? Where is the melta, grenade launchers, rocket launcher. Fuck it do I need 20 types of identical trunks? Oh yes, the content was brought by donated skins and a season pass. Yes, shove it up your ass!"
specifically in quotes
mods please dont banish me
the opening line is so funny to me
Moderators HURL STONES AT HIM
how does one specially open discord
do you click the icon 3 times instead of 2
kill cole
coke
Same type of people who say "don't bring politics into 40k please"
Also based use of journey
you can't say that the man doesn't know the audience of wh40k games
twist his balls
just listening to my vgm playlist
for zealot knife, double health one toughness or double toughness 1 health?
the latter is better
toughness > health on zealot in nearly all cases
Stamina
ive been considering running stamina
i wouldnt recommend stamina unless the person already can use the knife well and avoid almost all damage to begin with
most players would get more mileage from just the staying power of toughness
practicing with it
what are you running on your knife
Precog riposte hopefully
i did have precog and riposte
but switched it
was experimenting between the two
unsure which is best yet
thats perfectly fine
both are good
id say uncanny riposte is better for consistency
but im partial to precog
what stat rolls do you look for on the knife?
i've just been getting used to the cadance of the knife
getting better and better with it
high everything
dumped mobility
show the blessings
this is what i am running till i get a better one
people should run precog riposte on their knife more
thats fine for now, the blessings do most of the lifting on the knife anyway
plus while 5% crit isnt great as a perk
knife is the weapon im most okay with it being stuck on a temp knife
was running that till i switched it
is mercy killer not good?
i need to figure out how to improve survivability with my zealot
i seem to survive more with my crusher than knife
im talking about mael auric
the only knife ive ever gotten riposte 4 on is the mk6 im never dropping
crusher is a very easy weapon to live with
agree
since youre basically swinging once and every enemy is on their ass
lol exactly!
knife is the inverse, where youre mobility is so high that enemies just cant land a single hit on you
which does take a bit more time to get used to
felt that just did one and found out after we did it i was using a grey knife the whole time ... 😦
basically perfect my god
i have far too many knives
actually im gonna scrap it for riposte 4
its fine
is this role okay?
that pen is a bit lower than id run but it is usable
i think pen doesnt scale super harshly
kk just been getting super unlucky with all my other rolls
i bought around 30smth from brunts and this is the ONLY other one without high mobility
they should add a spoon skin
only if dclaw gets one too so you can have big spoon and little spoon
Chain spoon
uh, if you're asking just in a general sense
cooldown reduction on crit hits
people piss and moan that it's one-per-swing instead of one-per-target-hit
but ignore them they're covered in piss
their own piss
build like this
considering you were talking about knife
best way is probably just gonna be crit cdr
and i can send a build that utilizes invis
yeah sorry I was just going with what I know
trying to highlight the talents that max crit for cooldown reduction
ty
you dont use until death or holy rev?
I think i did well drip wise for all 4 classes
i do on my own build
at the cost of the extra 10% crit chance
my builds a little weird
i use until death
without holy rev
this was a monsterous maelstrom
and i was soloing a good 2/3rds of it
one part included a weakened chaos spawn, a weakened beast, a normal beast, and a horde with the rest of the specialist wave sprinkled in
and it was just me
Damn cole
who the fuck
Bro just wanted to say hi
they do NOT know what personal space is
Wanna help me level once im home?
for a bit yea
Yippee
chorus on critspam build?
50+ is good nuff but you can also dump cleave targets on evis
arlo
as long as your lights are above 10 cleave it's good nuff
oh so now its rude
mhm
Yeah, its Alco
stan has a special power

coke
jakon
Cole did
Installed power di instead of scoreboard.
Now I'm seeing just how little my teammates are actually attacking.
I'm even more depressed with this amount of information at my disposal.
isnt it amazing!!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
Yeah I get to see that I attacked like 400 times and my teammates only attacked like 120 times each.
We got wiped at the very start of hab dreyko by a cspawn.
now you can see that their dodge count is in the single digits!
what wonderful data!
how much minimum, do you knmow? thanks alot <3
power paul
assuming the mobility scaling is normal and not deranged like knife, 51% and higher should be good nuff to have 4 dodges instead of 3
Bruh that's a clean 543. Absolutely nuts.
Stats aren't ideal but they're close enough to be pog
no no i mean the cleave
Having power di is actually helping me become a little more insightful to how good or bad I was playing, as well.
mommentum blessing on heavy evisc?
its genuinely great
i was actually able to see how often dodge blessings were taking effect and i was floored
Like, what I need to work on to perform better is becoming more apparent.
like i knew they were good but DAMN
I took a little over 1k damage and only touched medicae once on my marty build.
And that was because I had to fistfight a plogryn and 2 bulwarks at the same time.
Is hud off runs popular
plague plogryn
why did you say that 1 min before one spawned for me
Me pyskicly forcing 7 bombers to spawn on you rn
Im home
50 TRAPPERS SPAWN NOW
:(
thats it ive had enough, im eating all your pet food
Everyone expects the occasional two trapper spawn its when the mythic 3 trapper spawn comes in im fucked
my gecko only eats worms
😋 🍴
oh i don't know the exact number but it shows the cleave in the [V] inspect menu if you hover over the stat
hi jason
hi shirt
ah, thanks
also join us arco :v
i'm GAMING
more like gay ming
Hello! so sorry, whats the BIS blessings for the shock maul? is thrust or skullcrusher any good?
i like skullcrusher on it
Melk has given me Lighting reflexes on a maul as well
you cant fool me
ive seen your rig and gaming space
heres a picture
i think lightening reflexes, high voltage, skullcrusher are the blessings that get thrown around whenever saul is in the convo
Scrusher and high voltage for pure dmg, some people like lightning reflexes
looks cozy to me
I want the uhhh
the zealot chat dwellers will say LR/HV is the play
more attack on electrocuted enemies and rending on staggered enemies
Awesome, is the shock maul any good for zealot? 😅 not sure what build it'll fit into
which it is, assuming you actually make use of LR
if you dont, its doing nothing for you, so SC will be better
hot
i was looking for an ultrathin laptop that didn't look too fancy but was still a good laptop and that was what i arrived at
whats wrong with looking fancy
and yet
ill steal it anyway
better luck next time slugger
I think someone at my work might be going insane
thats their mental state
jason do a backflip rn
jason backflop
initially it was gonna be backflip but i made a typo
pov jason
and it was funnier that way
should've rolled with it and we would be none the wiser
but you've revealed yourself to be a fool
flop
:(
he'd rather die tbh
rough
arco hates me for absolutely no reason! none at all!
murder suicide is my idea of romance
in the sense that i will murder coke and dress it up as a suicide
ive noticed
he might just be a hater ngl
you're dead to me too
eh?
:(
for the 2nd evis i ever gave hadron to roll, i think its decent
idk how good unyielding is on the mk15, id assume not bad considering single target
but idk what its unyielding ADM is
but you could totally work with that
sweep to rampage and crit chance to flak probably
the 3rd evis i gave hadron to roll
I'm guessing, wrath to rampage, elite dmg to flak?
tysm!
i dont know which of these two is better
im just not experienced enough with the numbers and breakpoints of the evis tbh
Also, which shock maul is more viable xd?
cuz they both can be made to work, definitely
but im not sure which wins out
also both shock mauls are good, its purely a preference on moveset
cole can i borrow like 15$ so i can buy this?
i prefer the agni purely because it has a single-target attack as a first attack
ill pay you back i swear
they have wildly different and complicated movesets, so youre gonna be doing a decent amount of testing to see what you want
it took me hours to decide which i wanted from the two
and even after my preference might be shifting
no
i dont have money
i dont exist actually
sorry
:(
turned out those two boats are fatshark employes coming back from Hawaii vacation and now are facing a crisis
learn what will happen in the next episode of Vacationtide Adventures~
one boat has your family in it and the other boat has 1 million people on it
to which boat do you give the cork to
what the hell
That's a monkey and a cat
it says the answer at the top, plus theres water
i've quit it and now i'm reading comics
Can I join
I draw good
go to psyker chat
too bad
I am getting the tablet out
🗣️
🚽
Skibidi?
how the fuck are you supposed to make a lightning build in ER
half is in dex and half is in faith lmao
It's very easy
yeah how
been respecing too much and ran out of teardrop stuff lol
Perfectly balanced
what on god's green earth
you and me both bud
my panda whale was pretty good
i dont remenber it
i like this one the most
furrylover69 u mean
koala got drafted to vietnam
there
indeed, your art skills are being used for perverted eldritch purposes
nuh uh
@south folio
i remember the things they carried
this one looks like korean anim ngl
nah the one on the right have those exaggerated facial expressions with harsh lines that remind me of korean anim style
oh ya
if you change what they have on
it could look like something completely different

what does that even mean
do you want me to give it nipple or smth

no i don't want any more cursed stuff ty
only wholesome stuff
like uh
thank you for alerting this to me
wanna watch me draw in realtime
red panda soft toy
and see what fuckup shit ill do
very cool
The true archfiend
i am gonna make it a vietcong
dont forget the punji traps smeared with fecal matter

FUCKER YOU DOUBLE EXTRA ESPECIALLY
too lazy to make it graphic
the art makes me think of ethereal snake's mickey mouse videos
i also got that vibe
shhhh
imma stream it just for you
too late
you got a tight lil manpussy
i feel his because of te well defined lines
hhhmmmpfh that stench
It's just the meatcanyon reference, but it's still disturbing.
Maybe don't say that to people.
you posted the pic
what to do with this? maniac to unyielding and shock & awe to thrust 4?
Every time Backup strays from Veteran chat it is a Keter-class containment breach
Yeah, that'll be decent
Carapace will be kind of a dead slot but that's a very nice 3/4
idk what you talking about thats just bugs bunny with a god damn caption 
I’d say flak instead of unyielding because Ironhelm is a lot more versatile but yes
Also true
@acoustic dune can't believe you would put the image of the bear right there
fucked up
I forego unyielding on mine but people usually want it
was lazy
what about swapping the carapace and not the maniac?
Hrm hrm hrm actually probably more mileage tbh
Did not consider
You'll be oneshotting maniacs even without it iirc
Cara does almost literally nothing but maniac could help you deal with rager swarms uncharged better
And with charge, it won't take thrust or slaught stacks to hit the one shot on nakey ragers
cara only really helps with crushers
actually i think slaughterer to hammerblow and carapace to sprint efficiency
coke
Evil
then that shit will FUCK
aren't you supposed to be playing darktide
mfw no block efficiency
weapon ruined
iam
i have sprint efficiency on my curios
we're in MALICE
wow
i can literally tab out at any time
and not helping your team
we jsut loaded in
what a horrible and bad teammate you are
Real gamers play sedition
no longer helping jelly level
he took the stim i wanted to jork with
he can jork for you
peanits
Goon license taken away
its just not the same
variety is the spice of life
im a one crank hogpocalypse
Goonhog
don't know what is that 
see no evil
hear no evil
think no evil
i am wholesome man
but you can smell that stench
i gave it back
Giving handouts to poor jorkers... We have fallen as a society
the hardest difficulty -- playing darktide while bickering on the discord
@south folio ok done
Who would do that
no its playing darktide while filling someones mind with all of the really fucking niche gibberish
of the game
god bless
also why is there a yaoi chin mouse thing lurking in the dark
I'm sorry wha
What
its the koala







