#zealot-class

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spare talon
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Give them something, man

ivory marlin
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Im so glad ive gotten so many people into darktide

spare talon
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Can you do the same for me

ivory marlin
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Sure

obsidian prairie
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I almost have 1 person in

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But they still refuse to dodge ever

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Why refuse to dodge

spare talon
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Yea

ivory marlin
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Thats scary as fuck

obsidian prairie
spare talon
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It was at a summer camp at a university and I was taking it with my friend matt

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Who you guys know as the god and anime kid

obsidian prairie
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At least they acknowledge Devils claw parries are amazing

ivory marlin
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I spam dodge so much i cant parry well

ivory marlin
austere mist
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how do we feel about the drip zealot mains

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Damn

spare talon
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I know the exact spot the video took place and passed by it every morning before classes

nimble fiber
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thats crazy

spare talon
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And believe me when I say
That's just how he acts
As a joke of course, but he has that goblin energy all the time

ivory marlin
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This is mine

spare talon
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In middle school we put a .bat file in the school shared drive and disguised it as minecraft
It bluescreened the pc very loudly when opened
We were nearly suspended for it

ivory marlin
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Damn cole

misty mason
ivory marlin
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Thank you

misty mason
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Plus using earlier tier cosmetics

obsidian prairie
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I just run the hobo drip from penance cosmetics

hushed knoll
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Hello Jale and Dan

ivory marlin
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I have no premium cosmetics so i made do

spare talon
ivory marlin
spare talon
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They just look like normal clothes

misty mason
obsidian prairie
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Also the book

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The book is funny

spare talon
ivory marlin
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I also have the book

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Its the da big book of rules

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Why wouldn’t i run it

misty mason
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I dunno if I should do Hammurabi or Sargon for my Babylon run in Pharaoh

obsidian prairie
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I want a dc4 for my zealot but getting one for my vet was already hell

ivory marlin
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He’s level 1000 now tho

obsidian prairie
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1 fucking damage blessing and 2 for cleave

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Out of 10

ivory marlin
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Why are your graphics bad

bold dirge
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One message removed from a suspended account.

ivory marlin
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Moment you use

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I think

ivory marlin
# spare talon Use

Cole how does it feel being in 2 servers where you are the “epic” version of another cole

spare talon
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So I set everything to obscenely low, but not low enough to be nonrecognizable

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Yamato has begged me to turn on antialiasing

austere mist
spare talon
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Epic, even

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It's really cringe now but I made this name when I was 10 for minecraft and had an obsession with the word epic then for no reason

austere mist
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just change it

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rebrand

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I rebranded from something to marci and it's been awesome

spare talon
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I've already spent 11 years as epic_cole on everything

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Except steam

austere mist
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shrimply change

spare talon
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That one is just a full printer name

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HP Office InkJet Pro 6978

merry flume
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been victuals since 2007 😎

austere mist
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there is nothing truly stopping you from being remade B)

ivory marlin
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Just because the printer

ivory marlin
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I’ve been jellypost since 2019

spare talon
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Also the words epic and cole back to back kinda flow together when you read it out loud or in your head so it's not entirely bad
But it's still kinda cringe

austere mist
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idk its just a name

spare talon
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It's like if you named yourself "awesomesauce_andrew"

ivory marlin
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Nah epic cole is epic

median steeple
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hmm sauce

austere mist
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I remember when I named myself just kon, everyone would call me just instead of kon lmao

hushed agate
austere mist
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then I voice trained and became queer

ivory marlin
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Even tho your name isnt andrew

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But its close enough

spare talon
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Also there are like 5 servers that have been permanently tainted with the virus of my naming scheme
Where everyone decided to name themselves Epic_name

ivory marlin
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Real

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You should change your name to unc_cole in weenie hut

hushed agate
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Weenie hut?

spare talon
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Yeah it's the hut where jellypost keeps all of the weenies he likes

hushed agate
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Ah i see

spare talon
bold dirge
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One message removed from a suspended account.

spare talon
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Personal pref

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Harder stacks, higher max bonus
Or easier stacks but lower max bonus

north sedge
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Slaughterer lasts longer too

ivory marlin
obsidian prairie
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It’s easier to gain/maintain Headtaker stacks against monsters

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Which is thunder hammer’s entire niche

fleet zealot
north sedge
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It's nice to have but even just thrust ruins a monstrosity's day

obsidian prairie
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The chaos spawn at the beginning of inter-zone void thinking they can get a 4x when they see a zealot waiting their entire life for this exact scenario

hushed agate
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Chat whats the date for the 2nd part of the update i forgot

north sedge
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Yes

fleet zealot
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2nd part of what update

north sedge
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There is no date

hushed knoll
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Hello buff and bandit and dough

ivory marlin
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Thanks cole

north sedge
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Hello staniel

obsidian prairie
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I finally got super impact last night

austere mist
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free nitro has been obtained

spare talon
obsidian prairie
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It is

austere mist
spare talon
austere mist
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discord it's self

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they give free month of nitro occasionally

spare talon
austere mist
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yeah i

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don't interact with minors

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so I've only seen that message like

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3 times and it hurts everytime I've seen it

hushed agate
north sedge
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Nope

hushed agate
hushed agate
north sedge
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Just "after vacation" for itemization, vaguely

obsidian prairie
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People are getting back to office according to straw hat or whoever the current CM is

fleet zealot
royal vortex
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bolter gaming

hushed agate
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310k

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Seems about right

fleet zealot
royal vortex
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that's a percentage

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u also don't have to headshot most targets w/bolter anyways

modern lintel
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Still an avid bolt pistol enjoyer

hushed agate
hushed agate
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Hopefully they tweek infested damage though because the amount of shots needed to kill a dog is horseshit

spare talon
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@austere mist why

austere mist
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because its funny

modern lintel
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I only fw it on vet tho cause nearly always criting

spare talon
coarse birch
median steeple
spare talon
hushed agate
spare talon
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No

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We're not doing this

hushed agate
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Doing what

austere mist
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gotta be consistent

hushed agate
crisp furnace
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I’ll never change my name uwu

austere mist
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I wish zealot had more cosmetics that just looks like a vet who's been through too much shit

austere mist
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literally only cosmetic we got for vet that has the chest piece is the 21st drip

modern lintel
hushed agate
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Both work for a commisar-esqe loudout

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Scratches that itch

modern lintel
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I think someone said it was able to hit more breakpoints w focus

crisp furnace
austere mist
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no actually no

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I'm not trying that

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I will not commit to the gimp bit

crisp furnace
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It’s my gimmick

austere mist
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I will commit instead to the Moebian-(Class Type) bit,,,,

crisp furnace
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Gimp mask, big book

hushed agate
crisp furnace
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There’s uhh a hook

austere mist
hushed agate
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Yeah?

austere mist
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bro if that tail is attached, you don't question

crisp furnace
hushed agate
crisp furnace
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That was over 500 levels ago

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Wonder if I’ll hit 2k by the end of the month

austere mist
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ngl the pantless/shirtless is kinda funny but I just want more cosmetics that isn't ftd,,,

austere mist
spare talon
# crisp furnace

These rejects were all from the horny jail wing of the tancred bastion

crisp furnace
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I have all penances

austere mist
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wtf

hushed agate
crisp furnace
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Yeah

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Malice farmed for 4 days

hushed agate
austere mist
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how,,,

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how much free time do you have

crisp furnace
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Depends

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Last year I clocked 6k hours worked, this year probably 1k

austere mist
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im

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I have no further questions

crisp furnace
spare talon
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So it was like 30 min of an mmt barrel malice mael

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Then done

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The new mission tho

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Fuck that

crisp furnace
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I fell asleep mid mission

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Farming barrels

spare talon
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I can't be bothered yet

crisp furnace
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Truly naptide

spare talon
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I don't feel like playing the same mission 50 times in a row

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Fastest way would prolly be mmt sedition runs but that's still like 12 hours of the same mission

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With nothing happening

surreal shore
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wgats the build

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guys

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on double barrle shotgun?

crisp furnace
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Btw

hushed agate
crisp furnace
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Fucking around

hushed agate
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"Yeah when i drove my car into that brick wall i was just fucking around"

spare talon
surreal shore
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anyone knows

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teh build?

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is it double barrel?

spare talon
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Like it's a cool map but it was also constructed with such hatred and belligerent anger toward the player

hushed agate
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For double barrel?

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Like how to build the gun?

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Or a tree for the gun

spare talon
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See I would answer but I don't exactly remember

hushed agate
crisp furnace
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That’s nothing

hushed agate
crisp furnace
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15k civ 5

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5k civ 6

ebon cove
crisp furnace
austere mist
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I just want the 4500 pennance armor so I can larp as moebian loyalist

hushed agate
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I want to try put strategy games but i dont have the attention span and the one i want isnt on xbox

austere mist
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xcom 2

clear knot
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have a solid 10/11k in D2

austere mist
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how

clear knot
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cuz i dont play strikes

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the whole time

hushed agate
austere mist
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theres a learning curve to it but you can also save scum

hushed agate
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Dd2?

austere mist
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and no one would hold it against you

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sorry not dd2

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Darkest dungeon 1

hushed agate
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That games on game pass I checked it out for 10 minutes and didnt go back because i forgot to

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Need to retry it

austere mist
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id recommend playing it on pc

spare talon
austere mist
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Or geforcenow on steam to use work sho0

hushed agate
austere mist
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Shop*

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behold

austere mist
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Opening up Microsoft edge and typing in geforcenow

spare talon
clear knot
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did you do full or cp clears

spare talon
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I think I did only 1 full of scourge

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The others were checkpoint

clear knot
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oh i meant ur dungeon clears

spare talon
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Full clears

clear knot
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nice

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you still play sparringly?

hushed agate
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Chat should i get tacobell or eat cereal

clear knot
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cereal

spare talon
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This was before raid/dungeon report stopped properly distinguishing full clears and cp clears

spare talon
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I've done salvation edge 1.8 times
And I've never even bothered with crotas

clear knot
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i have gotten to the point of D2 that the amount of time and effort to get better is not worth what i get out of it, my next thing is it soloflawless RoN then call it

spare talon
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I've just lost interest in doing difficult stuff in d2

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Outside of day 1 attempts

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Like if I practiced enough I could get solo flawless ron probably eventually
But why bother

clear knot
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i mean yeah because it feelsl ike youre actively working against the games flaws constantly, rather than your own mistakes and fuck ups

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at least, thats me and a few others feelings

spare talon
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The feeling I got when I first did a solo flawless dungeon back in black armory is just gone tbh

median steeple
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I do miss the times of when D2 was new and shit

spare talon
misty mason
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Speaking of drip (like 2 hours ago)

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My three main gettups

crisp furnace
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Lemme reboot dt

spare talon
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We know what your drip is lmao

modern lintel
spare talon
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Straight from the mistresses bedroom to the mission

hushed agate
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Too much sugar recently

modern lintel
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Chalupa gaming

spare talon
crisp furnace
modern lintel
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Yoj simply just need more suger thatll make the the headaches go away

crisp furnace
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look there's an order

spare talon
hushed agate
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Its gonna be really funny when you get banned for using the no clothes mod

median steeple
modern lintel
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Marydom crusher when

modern lintel
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I did try martydom w shock maul and it feels alright

crisp furnace
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I won’t buy wound curios

modern lintel
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My first idea of a build when i got the game was the martydom stealth thunder hammer juicer

crisp furnace
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I don’t like marty

hushed agate
crisp furnace
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The rachad build is basically the baseline for all of my builds

crisp furnace
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Dirty delete

spare talon
crisp furnace
hushed agate
drowsy steppe
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fluffy lil mf

real galleon
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just to confirm. curious is toughness right?

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or health?

median steeple
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Unless you're doing martyr yea

hushed agate
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Or 1 health 1 toughness and 1 stam

real galleon
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Ok cool, cuz to complete my last penance I need fury and juggernaut

hushed agate
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Take wounds for marty take one wound if youre having trouble staying up or dont trust your rando team

spare talon
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remember
wounds cant help you
if your team is too stupid to pick you up when youre down in the first place

north sedge
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Wound just makes you die easier unless marty

hushed agate
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I feel like 90% of the time i die it isnt because im getting worn down though

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Its because i get into a situation where im fucked regardless of what i do

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Like double trapper and flamer jumpscare in a hallway

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I feel like one wounds a good investment if you aren't in a premade

north sedge
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🤮

spare talon
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ive not run wound curios in probably the last 1000 hours of playtime

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and im almost exclusively pubbing

hushed agate
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Cole thats because you have like

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5000 hours

spare talon
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1700

hushed agate
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I have a couple hundred

hushed agate
spare talon
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dorn has like double mine

hushed agate
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Noises

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Idk i just pressed keys

spare talon
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i just keysmashed and opened up accessibility options, and also moved myself to the login screen at the same time

median steeple
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I sadly dont have the video of the small fella keymashing during warzone

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and he opens everything under the sun

austere mist
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I want to larp as a scab flamer

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where is the cool flame pack

hard nexus
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disagree

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most of the time i die its in a situation where the team is either dead or cant revive me

hushed agate
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I dont share those experiences

hard nexus
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running a wound curio as an answer to a skill issue is fair

drowsy steppe
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wounds either get value if youre constantly down, or the team is doing so well that the wound curio becomes practically useless, save for the perks

hushed agate
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You all are 1000 hour andys silence

drifting wolf
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silenced andy

hard nexus
hushed agate
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Of course they become irrelevant once youre too good to go down

hard nexus
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lmfao

hushed agate
drowsy steppe
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then get good is the answer here

north sedge
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i havent used wounds outside of marty at all

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regardless of hours

hard nexus
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same

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except from when i was like

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new new

hushed agate
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Im getting shoved into a locker

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You guys are verbally pushing me into a locker

drowsy steppe
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I get made fun of for defending Antax is ok

polar nexus
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Antax is great

hard nexus
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(i have no opinion of the axes)

drowsy steppe
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use achlys

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fun if you dont think of 'wow I sure could have a better moveset'

hushed agate
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Im going to go take off my wound curios gonna see if im ready than i can make fun of other people

hard nexus
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lmfao

hushed agate
hard nexus
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ur chysalis

hushed agate
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Dont make up words

drowsy steppe
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the objectively terrible one

hushed agate
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Btw

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Whats the common consensus on the third dclaw in the shop

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Ive bern rocking that and its fun

fleet zealot
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wound value dropping instantly when i watch the +3 wound ogryn bleed out or launch themselves off a cliff

drowsy steppe
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I forgot the moveset but the mark 7 has a better light strikedown than the mark 4

fleet zealot
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there is a hidden debuff on wound curios that makes it 10x more likely to be barreled or thrown off the map

misty nova
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Or netted into poxbursters

coarse birch
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It has a slightly harder moveset to use than the 4

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Thats really it

modern lintel
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They should make a penance for healing martydom zealots now

drowsy steppe
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me edging just a flesh wound penance by never completing it

hushed agate
hushed agate
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Its never something you can tell them not to. Ive seen it time and time again

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It is a leason one must learn through pain

zinc talon
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Gracie got trapped in the bathtub today

median steeple
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mischievous beast

fleet zealot
hushed agate
fleet zealot
hushed agate
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Is there a reason why? You seem to like them a lot

zinc talon
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they're allergic

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(possibly)

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(I made that up)

fleet zealot
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cost and i want to have a good living situation for them

hushed agate
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Thats respectable

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I always see these people owning these big ass energetic dogs like a husky while living in an apartment

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Kind of sad

drowsy steppe
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what is bro yapping about

hushed agate
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He posted it in the other chats too

south folio
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game hasn't even been out for 2 years or am i just that old

spare talon
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no it dropped nov of 22

north sedge
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not quite but soon

south folio
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3 years of darktide is stored in the balls

drowsy steppe
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simply explode

north sedge
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<@&735928989146939404>

spare talon
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saving this one btw

north sedge
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oh for sure

south folio
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your producer juan

delicate shadow
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oh god ok

hushed agate
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Its great

spare talon
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All I did was post my fucking build

drowsy steppe
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and y'all went for my throat

spare talon
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talking down on it like a bunch of toxic trolls

delicate shadow
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he put that in like

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every channel

drowsy steppe
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attention starved

spare talon
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yeah
i dont think it would be that bad if it was just in one

south folio
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came outta nowhere

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has to be an alt

drowsy steppe
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probably trying to start some kind of movement type shi

spare talon
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but like
what was he on about
he even talked about a season pass

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what??

drowsy steppe
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also 3 years

drifting wolf
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strange bait

drowsy steppe
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game has only been around for 2

north sedge
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trolling

buoyant pewter
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I don’t think he really understood what it was

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Yk the one you don’t pay for

spare talon
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among other things barely elaborated on

drifting wolf
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i liked the part mentioning rocket launchers and grenade launchers

spare talon
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this is helldivers now apparently

coarse birch
buoyant pewter
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It’s whatevs

median steeple
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what the hell did I miss

coarse birch
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Rude

drifting wolf
coarse birch
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Im like

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A few months older

buoyant pewter
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Just wish people wouldn’t complain here, get a therapist or maybe another hobby

south folio
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it's just that shrimple

hushed agate
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A funny one though

spare talon
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a new copypasta
wouldnt use it for a while considering it was in every channel but we can use it later

misty nova
coarse birch
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Also

undone pewter
south folio
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the brick joke

spare talon
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no its better if its before then

south folio
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when the memories of it have faded, and peace is returning to the world, that's when we hit people with it again

drowsy steppe
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someone rewrite that

spare talon
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in what way

drowsy steppe
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no I mean re post it

spare talon
# drowsy steppe no I mean re post it

"I specially opened a discord, which is only worth it so that I can watch movies with a friend living on the other end. Dear developers. You are just complete degenerates. It’s been 3 years already, and you disabled people with no arms still haven’t fixed this damn game. Your producer Juan looked with his ass at how you're a pile of shit calling yourself developers, coded endless bugs and crashes from the server. You online assholes are below the plinth why the fuck can't you make singleplayer like in Verma. Fuck I need a lobby with people that load my computer? Where is the melta, grenade launchers, rocket launcher. Fuck it do I need 20 types of identical trunks? Oh yes, the content was brought by donated skins and a season pass. Yes, shove it up your ass!"

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specifically in quotes
mods please dont banish me

drowsy steppe
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the opening line is so funny to me

hushed agate
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Moderators HURL STONES AT HIM

drowsy steppe
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how does one specially open discord

drowsy steppe
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do you click the icon 3 times instead of 2

spare talon
drowsy steppe
median steeple
# spare talon

Same type of people who say "don't bring politics into 40k please"

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Also based use of journey

south folio
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you can't say that the man doesn't know the audience of wh40k games

drowsy steppe
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a president for PATRIOTS

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🫡 🇺🇸

hushed agate
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He'll get CANCELED

south folio
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twist his balls

coarse birch
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Woah

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Thats where 3 years of darktide is stored

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Lets slow down

spare talon
shadow sleet
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for zealot knife, double health one toughness or double toughness 1 health?

spare talon
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toughness > health on zealot in nearly all cases

crisp furnace
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Stamina

shadow sleet
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ive been considering running stamina

spare talon
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i wouldnt recommend stamina unless the person already can use the knife well and avoid almost all damage to begin with

shadow sleet
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^^ that's exactly why

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im learning to use the knife

spare talon
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most players would get more mileage from just the staying power of toughness

shadow sleet
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practicing with it

spare talon
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what are you running on your knife

shadow sleet
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u pretty much nailed it

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uncanny riposte

crisp furnace
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Precog riposte hopefully

shadow sleet
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i did have precog and riposte

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but switched it

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was experimenting between the two

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unsure which is best yet

spare talon
foggy spoke
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what stat rolls do you look for on the knife?

shadow sleet
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i've just been getting used to the cadance of the knife

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getting better and better with it

spare talon
drowsy steppe
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show the blessings

spare talon
shadow sleet
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this is what i am running till i get a better one

drowsy steppe
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people should run precog riposte on their knife more

spare talon
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plus while 5% crit isnt great as a perk
knife is the weapon im most okay with it being stuck on a temp knife

shadow sleet
foggy spoke
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is mercy killer not good?

shadow sleet
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i need to figure out how to improve survivability with my zealot

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i seem to survive more with my crusher than knife

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im talking about mael auric

spare talon
spare talon
shadow sleet
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agree

spare talon
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since youre basically swinging once and every enemy is on their ass

shadow sleet
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lol exactly!

spare talon
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knife is the inverse, where youre mobility is so high that enemies just cant land a single hit on you

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which does take a bit more time to get used to

foggy spoke
shadow sleet
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yep

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its amazing how fast the crusher swings

drowsy steppe
coarse birch
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i have far too many knives

spare talon
drowsy steppe
foggy spoke
#

is this role okay?

coarse birch
#

that pen is a bit lower than id run but it is usable

#

i think pen doesnt scale super harshly

drowsy steppe
#

not sure how different the damage would be from a higher pen stat

#

its usable

foggy spoke
#

kk just been getting super unlucky with all my other rolls

coarse birch
#

knife is a bitch

#

gl

foggy spoke
#

i bought around 30smth from brunts and this is the ONLY other one without high mobility

fleet zealot
delicate shadow
#

only if dclaw gets one too so you can have big spoon and little spoon

hushed agate
#

Chain spoon

misty nova
shadow sleet
#

what restores invis for zealot faster?

#

ability cooldown

zinc talon
#

uh, if you're asking just in a general sense

#

cooldown reduction on crit hits

#

people piss and moan that it's one-per-swing instead of one-per-target-hit

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but ignore them they're covered in piss

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their own piss

#

build like this

spare talon
spare talon
#

best way is probably just gonna be crit cdr

#

and i can send a build that utilizes invis

zinc talon
zinc talon
#

trying to highlight the talents that max crit for cooldown reduction

zinc talon
shadow sleet
zinc talon
#

naw

#

just don't get hit

fleet zealot
zinc talon
#

fate accepted

#

gracie is not happy about trapping herself in the bathtub earlier

ivory marlin
#

I think i did well drip wise for all 4 classes

spare talon
#

my builds a little weird

#

i use until death
without holy rev

ornate bone
spare talon
#

and i was soloing a good 2/3rds of it

#

one part included a weakened chaos spawn, a weakened beast, a normal beast, and a horde with the rest of the specialist wave sprinkled in

#

and it was just me

ivory marlin
#

Damn cole

spare talon
#

who the fuck

ivory marlin
spare talon
#

they do NOT know what personal space is

ivory marlin
#

Wanna help me level once im home?

spare talon
#

for a bit yea

ivory marlin
#

Yippee

rocky marsh
rocky marsh
#

heavy evisc, mobility 50+ enough?

#

or need 60

south folio
#

50+ is good nuff but you can also dump cleave targets on evis

spare talon
#

arlo

south folio
#

as long as your lights are above 10 cleave it's good nuff

south folio
#

how dare you misspell my name

spare talon
#

oh so now its rude

south folio
#

mhm

left iron
#

Yeah, its Alco

coarse birch
#

stan has a special power

left iron
coarse birch
#

we must accept what he does

#

tbf

#

i think arco hates when stan does it too

south folio
#

coke

#

coke

#

coke

#

coke

coarse birch
#

coke

south folio
#

coke

#

coke

#

c

#

o

#

k

#

e

ivory marlin
#

Jason

#

Remember when you couldn’t carry us

spare talon
#

jakon

ivory marlin
#

Cole did

grizzled aspen
#

Installed power di instead of scoreboard.

#

Now I'm seeing just how little my teammates are actually attacking.

grizzled aspen
#

I'm even more depressed with this amount of information at my disposal.

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

Yeah I get to see that I attacked like 400 times and my teammates only attacked like 120 times each.

#

We got wiped at the very start of hab dreyko by a cspawn.

spare talon
#

what wonderful data!

grizzled aspen
#

It's so...

#

Numbing.

#

I don't know whether to feel rage or disappointment.

spare talon
#

i dont feel anything anymore!

#

i should really re-enable it

wraith cipher
#

oops

#

my bad

#

milk casually having a god roll?

rocky marsh
ornate bone
#

power paul

south folio
ancient brook
#

Stats aren't ideal but they're close enough to be pog

grizzled aspen
#

Having power di is actually helping me become a little more insightful to how good or bad I was playing, as well.

rocky marsh
#

mommentum blessing on heavy evisc?

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

Like, what I need to work on to perform better is becoming more apparent.

spare talon
#

like i knew they were good but DAMN

grizzled aspen
#

I took a little over 1k damage and only touched medicae once on my marty build.

#

And that was because I had to fistfight a plogryn and 2 bulwarks at the same time.

modern lintel
#

Is hud off runs popular

ornate bone
#

plague plogryn

spare talon
#

why did you say that 1 min before one spawned for me

modern lintel
#

Me pyskicly forcing 7 bombers to spawn on you rn

spare talon
#

50 TRAPPERS SPAWN NOW

ivory marlin
#

:(

opaque island
#

thats it ive had enough, im eating all your pet food

modern lintel
#

Everyone expects the occasional two trapper spawn its when the mythic 3 trapper spawn comes in im fucked

ivory marlin
opaque island
south folio
ivory marlin
#

hi jason

south folio
#

hi shirt

rocky marsh
#

also join us arco :v

south folio
#

i'm GAMING

rocky marsh
#

but the mees

#

look

#

memes

ivory marlin
south folio
#

i am a sworn heterosexual

#

what is this crap

stuck dagger
#

Hello! so sorry, whats the BIS blessings for the shock maul? is thrust or skullcrusher any good?

south folio
#

i like skullcrusher on it

stuck dagger
#

Melk has given me Lighting reflexes on a maul as well

spare talon
#

heres a picture

south folio
#

i think lightening reflexes, high voltage, skullcrusher are the blessings that get thrown around whenever saul is in the convo

stable cypress
coarse birch
ornate bone
#

I want the uhhh

spare talon
#

the zealot chat dwellers will say LR/HV is the play

ornate bone
#

more attack on electrocuted enemies and rending on staggered enemies

stuck dagger
#

Awesome, is the shock maul any good for zealot? 😅 not sure what build it'll fit into

spare talon
#

which it is, assuming you actually make use of LR
if you dont, its doing nothing for you, so SC will be better

coarse birch
#

hot

ember yew
#

acer

south folio
#

i was looking for an ultrathin laptop that didn't look too fancy but was still a good laptop and that was what i arrived at

coarse birch
#

whats wrong with looking fancy

south folio
#

so it's less likely to get stolen

#

basic ass silver laptop

spare talon
#

ill steal it anyway

#

better luck next time slugger

south folio
#

what the hell

#

coke

ivory marlin
#

jason\

#

maybe next time dont have such a stealable laptop

modern lintel
#

I think someone at my work might be going insane

south folio
#

it's clearly two boats with a hole in the middle getting sunk

#

nothing more to it

spare talon
ivory marlin
#

jason do a backflip rn

south folio
#

and then there's a long sea snake

#

no

spare talon
spare talon
#

initially it was gonna be backflip but i made a typo

ivory marlin
#

pov jason

spare talon
#

and it was funnier that way

south folio
#

should've rolled with it and we would be none the wiser

#

but you've revealed yourself to be a fool

spare talon
#

im not a fool

#

im such a comedic genius that i dont even need to try

south folio
#

flop

ivory marlin
#

yall should kiss and make up

#

let me watch too

south folio
#

i don't even know if i have the muscles to even attempt a 360

#

no

ivory marlin
#

:(

spare talon
ivory marlin
#

rough

spare talon
#

arco hates me for absolutely no reason! none at all!

south folio
#

murder suicide is my idea of romance

#

in the sense that i will murder coke and dress it up as a suicide

ivory marlin
#

he might just be a hater ngl

south folio
#

you're dead to me too

stuck dagger
ivory marlin
stuck dagger
#

for the 2nd evis i ever gave hadron to roll, i think its decent

spare talon
#

idk how good unyielding is on the mk15, id assume not bad considering single target
but idk what its unyielding ADM is

#

but you could totally work with that

#

sweep to rampage and crit chance to flak probably

stuck dagger
#

the 3rd evis i gave hadron to roll

#

I'm guessing, wrath to rampage, elite dmg to flak?

spare talon
#

i dont know which of these two is better
im just not experienced enough with the numbers and breakpoints of the evis tbh

stuck dagger
#

Also, which shock maul is more viable xd?

spare talon
#

cuz they both can be made to work, definitely
but im not sure which wins out

#

also both shock mauls are good, its purely a preference on moveset

ivory marlin
#

cole can i borrow like 15$ so i can buy this?

south folio
#

i prefer the agni purely because it has a single-target attack as a first attack

ivory marlin
#

ill pay you back i swear

spare talon
#

they have wildly different and complicated movesets, so youre gonna be doing a decent amount of testing to see what you want

#

it took me hours to decide which i wanted from the two
and even after my preference might be shifting

spare talon
#

i dont exist actually

#

sorry

ivory marlin
#

:(

ember yew
#

learn what will happen in the next episode of Vacationtide Adventures~

south folio
#

one boat has your family in it and the other boat has 1 million people on it

#

to which boat do you give the cork to

rocky marsh
south folio
#

what the hell

acoustic dune
rocky marsh
#

it says the answer at the top, plus theres water

rocky marsh
#

quit

south folio
#

i've quit it and now i'm reading comics

acoustic dune
#

Can I join

rocky marsh
#

join us >:v

#

ya

acoustic dune
#

I draw good

rocky marsh
#

go to psyker chat

south folio
#

too bad

rocky marsh
acoustic dune
#

I am getting the tablet out

ornate bone
#

🗣️
🚽

acoustic dune
vestal pine
#

how the fuck are you supposed to make a lightning build in ER

#

half is in dex and half is in faith lmao

median steeple
#

It's very easy

vestal pine
#

been respecing too much and ran out of teardrop stuff lol

spare talon
modern lintel
#

Perfectly balanced

rocky marsh
south folio
#

what on god's green earth

rocky marsh
acoustic dune
rocky marsh
acoustic dune
#

i dont remenber it

rocky marsh
acoustic dune
#

but the bamboo gave it away

#

i like the rabbit and panda kissing one

rocky marsh
acoustic dune
#

shut it

#

wasnt even a furry drawing

rocky marsh
#

nicely drawn

#

tho

#

the faces are funny

#

the koala one was funny

lusty oar
#

koala got drafted to vietnam

acoustic dune
#

there

acoustic dune
rocky marsh
#

NO FUCK

#

I WANT TO STUDY

#

WHY BRO

acoustic dune
#

o you said koala

south folio
#

indeed, your art skills are being used for perverted eldritch purposes

south folio
lusty oar
#

i remember the things they carried

rocky marsh
acoustic dune
#

sound like a insult

#

i hate webtoon artstyle

rocky marsh
#

nah the one on the right have those exaggerated facial expressions with harsh lines that remind me of korean anim style

#

oh ya

#

if you change what they have on

#

it could look like something completely different

acoustic dune
#

do you want me to give it nipple or smth

lusty oar
rocky marsh
#

only wholesome stuff

#

like uh

south folio
acoustic dune
#

wanna watch me draw in realtime

rocky marsh
#

red panda soft toy

acoustic dune
#

and see what fuckup shit ill do

rocky marsh
#

very cool

modern lintel
#

The true archfiend

acoustic dune
#

i am gonna make it a vietcong

rocky marsh
#

OI

#

DONT RUIN MY

#

FUCKER U

#

im going to block u

lusty oar
#

dont forget the punji traps smeared with fecal matter

rocky marsh
rocky marsh
acoustic dune
lusty oar
#

gi go home

south folio
#

the art makes me think of ethereal snake's mickey mouse videos

lusty oar
#

i also got that vibe

lusty oar
acoustic dune
south folio
rocky marsh
south folio
#

don't dedicate this to me

#

do not put the blame on me

acoustic dune
lusty oar
rocky marsh
grizzled aspen
#

Heresy.

lusty oar
#

hhhmmmpfh that stench

rocky marsh
#

BAN HER

#

SEE

grizzled aspen
#

It's just the meatcanyon reference, but it's still disturbing.

#

Maybe don't say that to people.

lusty oar
fierce dew
#

what to do with this? maniac to unyielding and shock & awe to thrust 4?

visual stream
#

Every time Backup strays from Veteran chat it is a Keter-class containment breach

visual stream
#

Carapace will be kind of a dead slot but that's a very nice 3/4

rocky marsh
obsidian prairie
#

I’d say flak instead of unyielding because Ironhelm is a lot more versatile but yes

visual stream
#

Also true

south folio
#

@acoustic dune can't believe you would put the image of the bear right there
fucked up

visual stream
#

I forego unyielding on mine but people usually want it

acoustic dune
#

was lazy

fierce dew
#

what about swapping the carapace and not the maniac?

median steeple
visual stream
#

Did not consider

median steeple
#

You'll be oneshotting maniacs even without it iirc

visual stream
#

Cara does almost literally nothing but maniac could help you deal with rager swarms uncharged better

#

And with charge, it won't take thrust or slaught stacks to hit the one shot on nakey ragers

fierce dew
#

cara only really helps with crushers

spare talon
south folio
#

coke

median steeple
#

Evil

spare talon
#

then that shit will FUCK

south folio
#

aren't you supposed to be playing darktide

visual stream
#

weapon ruined

spare talon
#

iam

median steeple
fierce dew
#

i have sprint efficiency on my curios

spare talon
#

we're in MALICE

south folio
#

wow

spare talon
#

i can literally tab out at any time

south folio
#

and not helping your team

spare talon
#

we jsut loaded in

south folio
#

what a horrible and bad teammate you are

spare talon
median steeple
#

Real gamers play sedition

spare talon
#

no longer helping jelly level
he took the stim i wanted to jork with

lusty oar
#

he can jork for you

visual stream
#

peanits

median steeple
#

Goon license taken away

spare talon
#

its just not the same

lusty oar
#

variety is the spice of life

median steeple
visual stream
#

im a one crank hogpocalypse

median steeple
#

Goonhog

rocky marsh
#

see no evil

#

hear no evil

#

think no evil

#

i am wholesome man

lusty oar
rocky marsh
#

u r not wholesome

median steeple
#

Giving handouts to poor jorkers... We have fallen as a society

south folio
#

the hardest difficulty -- playing darktide while bickering on the discord

acoustic dune
#

@south folio ok done

coarse birch
#

Who would do that

spare talon
#

no its playing darktide while filling someones mind with all of the really fucking niche gibberish

#

of the game

south folio
#

also why is there a yaoi chin mouse thing lurking in the dark

median steeple
#

I'm sorry wha

coarse birch
#

What