thanks stan
#zealot-class
hushed agate
The what
spiral anvil
The SS
hushed agate
Stan you are not having withdrawals from carbonation that is not a thing
hushed agate
did you just call the ferret a nazi?
No...?
acoustic dune
i am not asking you
hushed agate
Fool, i am a bastion of knowledge
hushed agate
No
south folio
crickets
fleet zealot
Huh
hushed agate
Wuh
acoustic dune
Guh
spiral anvil
Uwu
fleet zealot
did you just call the ferret a nazi?
What
fleet zealot
But it’s not
acoustic dune
my mind is a echidna
hushed agate
Mfs when someone's holding there arm up
south folio
i love my nazi ferrets
fleet zealot
my mind is a echidna
My mind is a ferret
fleet zealot
i love my nazi ferrets
Okay wtf
acoustic dune
(bc i am technically a communist)
coarse birch
Arco would have nazi ferrets
hushed agate
https://tenor.com/view/deer-stare-deer-stare-uhh-cute-gif-5011052436832207220
This isnt a ferret
Ferret boy
Unacceptable
fleet zealot
Ferret boy
hushed agate
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/mepearla-georgette-spelvin-opossum-lady-pearls-of-wisdom-...
3 garbage goth and a gilf
nimble fiber
I have a big spider in my room, was that u arco? be honest
south folio
the spider is not me
whether i sent it or not is another question that i will not answer
nimble fiber
evil
hushed agate
bolt pistol is unfortunately pretty ass 💔
No its not?
honest forge
acoustic dune
the spider is not me
''the spider is not me''
south folio
you bastard
hushed agate
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
3 garbage goth and a gilf
Fuck this shit im out
acoustic dune
you bastard
''you bastard''
hushed agate
Yall ever play steamworld dig
acoustic dune
Yall ever play steamworld dig
i play minecraft
hushed agate
i play minecraft
Ok but have you played steamworld dig
acoustic dune
no
hushed agate
Omfg none pf you know what peak is
It came to gamepass recently i played it constantly when i was a small moutbreathing child
Go play it
south folio
you must use the ancient powers of gun to convince people to play it
hushed agate
if it aint on y8.com
Im not putting that into my search bar
acoustic dune
Im not putting that into my search bar
dude never heard of y8?
hushed agate
What is it
acoustic dune
website for flash game
wet coyote
Recently got back into playing the game since launch. I've specced my zealot into a Sister of Battle with eviscrator/bolter and I am having a blast.
Just need some SoB themed cosmetics now.
buoyant pewter
They’ll come back thru rotation eventually
opaque island
Do sisters of battle HAVE to have the White Hair™
buoyant pewter
Do sisters of battle HAVE to have the White Hair™
I only see larpers with white hair so idk but my guess would be yes
wet coyote
Do sisters of battle HAVE to have the White Hair™
Saint Celestine has brown hair, no?
Personally I've always loved white hair and so I go for it
Don't you want to show your purity and devotion to the Emperor?
drowsy steppe
i hope the mailbomb finds you well
I approve
naive stirrup
@fleet zealot
north sedge
fury of the faithful huh, seems good
opaque island
Behold "Sister" Kartosa sentenced to prison for talking back against the wrong corrupt official after loyally serving as a shrine polisher for years, id say shes closer now to an actual sister of battle than she ever was as a shrine polisher, OC do not steal
drowsy steppe
'intended purpose' when it was purposefully ignored for a year
opaque island
it'll be updated in the next patch for sure, the attack speed buff from Chastise/Fury is nothing to sneeze at either, i dont know why people make such a big deal about the rending only one target
stiff terrace
Behold "Sister" Kartosa sentenced to prison for talking back against the wrong c...
I have a char just like this one hehe
opaque island
Look i aint trying to suck Fatshark cock, but Chastise is my fave special its like all i use for zealot, and ive had no problems with the change
north sedge
yes it is the strongest
drowsy steppe
no one has a problem with it afaik
heavy bronze
Someone come get your zealots out of #general-chat
fleet zealot
No the issue is that dr vodka is insisting it works on range and doesn’t give rending
heavy bronze
They're arguing about mechanics.
fleet zealot
Someone come get your zealots out of <#735588196410196071>
Im already here
heavy bronze
Its mostly a joke.
buoyant pewter
yes it is the strongest
Nooooo, I am strongest!
fleet zealot
opaque island
I have a char just like this one hehe
what do you mean, im definitely original with a sister of battle idea for a character :^)
acoustic dune
those are not ferrets
south folio
ew humanposting
fleet zealot
those are not ferrets
You aren’t a ferret
acoustic dune
You aren’t a ferret
D:
fleet zealot
buoyant pewter
ew humanposting
Only OGRYNPOSTING!
heavy bronze
look hes so mad about this mechanic hes taken off the mask
heavy bronze
lucid dune
'intended purpose' when it was purposefully ignored for a year
actually they stated that it was working as intended when it applied to ranged weapons too...then just suddenly changed their minds
stiff terrace
what do you mean, im definitely original with a sister of battle idea for a char...
xD
median steeple
https://x.com/boxrtailored/status/1818689014087795083?s=46&t=UC6wmCvzAiHdRtmEG47...
foggy spoke
https://fixupx.com/bungie/status/1818667682126086183?s=46&t=YGO3KunomocbcyHbatcE...
d2 died for me alonggg time ago but damn wtf are they doing over there
median steeple
Praying that Sony obliterates pete
spare talon
d2 died for me alonggg time ago but damn wtf are they doing over there
dropping one of the most highly rated video game/dlc releases of the entire year
foggy spoke
tbf lightfall was actually decent
spare talon
median steeple
I mean gameplay and music was pretty good but that's for like 80% of DLCs
foggy spoke
tbf lightfall was actually decent
NOT LIGHTFALL DEAR GOD THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
median steeple
The story was ass
spare talon
the final shape
median steeple
The final Snape
foggy spoke
light fall was cheeks
spiral anvil
Ew elden ring
ornate bone
WELCOME, SUN AND MOON, TO THIS PLACE WHERE DESTINY IS MADE
median steeple
Bungie has a literal cartoon villain as their CEO and it's getting less and less funny every time he's mentioned
foggy spoke
final shape did give me abit of hope again but it burnt out pretty quick as usual
spare talon
final shape made me realize that destiny can still be really fun and refreshing
but it will never hold my attention for as long as it used to years ago
foggy spoke
final shape made me realize that destiny can still be really fun and refreshing
...
yh forsaken had me hooked like nothing else and i kinda stuck with it for years just because of that
opaque island
playing with dynamic crosshair and perspective mod, I think this engine could make a really good third person action/shooter game (its not perfect, like melee animations not perfectly matching hitboxes) but i can see the potential
spare talon
i got my brother to give darktide another shot after showing him you can use the perspective mod to play it like warframe melee
which is the funniest thing to me
hushed agate
playing with dynamic crosshair and perspective mod, I think this engine could ma...
Third person is cool but its very clunky with how darktide is
There are so many small issues which amount up to a lot
median steeple
I don't think I could survive as a pirate, having an eye patch sucks ass
opaque island
Honestly i think i just like being able to actually see my character doing the thing, instead of being first perseon
I customized em for a reason yknow
hushed agate
south folio
i got my brother to give darktide another shot after showing him you can use the...
delightfully devilish
elfin steppe
if you play DT as the third person might just play Space Marine 2.
zinc talon
zinc talon
i got my brother to give darktide another shot after showing him you can use the...
atsa lad
ornate bone
Epic's upscaling method reminds me of TV static
fleet zealot
Stolen
hushed agate
Damn not even a thank you
south folio
orange-less behavior
ornate bone
WOULD YE MATEYS FANCY ME HAD I YE OL' SCURVY ON ME TEETH?
BAH, 'TWAS A LANDLUBBER QUESTION, FORGET ME BLUNDERS
south folio
why don't you go get some citrus
median steeple
Flashbang
opaque island
if you play DT as the third person might just play Space Marine 2.
I am waiting very impatiently
grizzled aspen
The stat numbers aren't adding up correctly and it's making me a lot more uncomfortable than it should. It's a 380 but the game is saying it's 379.
fleet zealot
The stat numbers aren't adding up correctly and it's making me a lot more uncomf...
Numbers go into decimals they are just hidden from the player
foggy spoke
The stat numbers aren't adding up correctly and it's making me a lot more uncomf...
i dont like that u pointed that out i might not sleep tonight now
fleet zealot
Hp also does this causing vets to lose the no melee hit penance even while they are at “full” hp
grizzled aspen
That seems stupidly convoluted for absolutely zero reason.
fleet zealot
That seems stupidly convoluted for absolutely zero reason.
Rushed game
foggy spoke
that bugs me alot more than it should
fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
Decimal points have no business existing in darktide.
Just make the values represent what they say. Is that too much to ask?
fleet zealot
Vets taking 0.5 damage bleed-through and not knowing if they lost the penance until the match ends
grizzled aspen
Yeah see that's why I don't feel bad that I cheesed it.
Do Karnak twins, kill yourself in the starting area after hitting the little bell thingy, allies tp to boss area and res you right before the fight is over.
Done and dusted.
fleet zealot
I didn’t need to cheese it i’m simply too good
grizzled aspen
Also, vet has a strangely abysmal push angle, so I wasn't going to bother dealing with that frustration on a basically no-hit run.
hushed agate
I thought it was p easy honestly
fleet zealot
(I abused the stealthed while standing still feat)
fleet zealot
Also, vet has a strangely abysmal push angle, so I wasn't going to bother dealin...
P.sure push angle is 360
Just like blocking
hushed agate
The real hard penances are shit like cliffhanger and gone bowling
grizzled aspen
Idk, I have a really hard time surviving in a raw melee situation for vet if I don't have voc off cooldown.
fleet zealot
Hard penance is the psyker monster one cause im too lazy to do a private game
grizzled aspen
Like my zealout is pushing everyone and everything that ever dared to exist within arms reach, but my vet is like "oh no more than 3 people what ever will I do" and he just falls over.
fleet zealot
Only thing different between zealot and vet is stam values
Maybe more generalize power bonuses on zealot?
grizzled aspen
I'm chalking it up to placebo then.
grizzled aspen
I just feel like I'm not pushing nearly as many enemies on vet as I do on zealout.
spare talon
so god damn cathartic
fuck this guy
eat grenade launcher arm, idiot
ornate bone
colliam, did you know that
you can cancel your funny weapon's swap animation with a roll
oh wait my game crashed again
also lepic (plural)
delicate shadow
Bungie has a literal cartoon villain as their CEO and it's getting less and less...
it's so bad
ornate bone
Game not launching back
I fixed the crashes twice and twice the game decided to restart the crashes while the fixes are still applied
No grind
I think I'll make something to drink and watch that video that calls Mr. Beast a fraud
Looks spicy
spare talon
i recall that video basically being proven as just blowing minor things out of proportion by someone who worked under (not directly with) mr beast for less than a month
stuff like outsourcing work or something idk
i havent fully watched the video or responses to it
ornate bone
What I recall being told about Mr. Beast is that he does put a lot of money into the videos and is generally a pretty wholesome dude
gray ice
Bungie has a literal cartoon villain as their CEO and it's getting less and less...
I still think it's hilarious these people keep getting away with it
ornate bone
Like, that his content is kinda clickbait because it does have some caveats, but what I did watch of him was at least pretty cool
gray ice
It will never not be funny and sad that you can fail upwarrds continuously like this
ornate bone
Which was those "deadly" traps where one guy runs from a fake boulder to get a bag of money
spare talon
i just really hate that kind of content being what is basically the most payed attention to
cuz mr beasts stuff has very little entertainment value, which is the polar opposite of lots of other youtubers who show genuine skill and talent to make the videos they have, but have less than 1/1000th of the subs or views of mr beast
like yes the things he does in the videos are good, but that doesnt make him a good entertainer
gray ice
i just really hate that kind of content being what is basically the most payed a...
I mean that in itself is a pretty contradictory statement. While people like you or me might not like him, his popularity proves he has quite a lot of entertainment value
spare talon
just because you have a lot of money and show off you doing textbook good things with it doesnt automatically make you interesting to watch
gray ice
In fact that is entirely his value
spare talon
a large part in it is that content like that is very easy to promote, so youtubes algorithm puts it front and center and shows it to EVERYONE
which is singlehandedly the largest reason why its seen
gray ice
It's still up to the people whether or not they click it though. I scroll straight past his and many other videos all the time, algorithm always had a part in pushing certain content, but it only starts doing that when it reaches a certain level of popularity or circulation
drowsy steppe
I crave watching 2+ hour long yt video essays over a mr beast slop anyday
gray ice
so he gets to game the system ¯_(ツ)_/¯, he's not the first he won't be the last
spiral anvil
Good video essayists also only like make one a year
hushed agate
I crave watching 2+ hour long yt video essays over a mr beast slop anyday
Another in depth analysis of an indie horror game ive never heard of?
Splendid
spare talon
you dont see some dude who makes 3 minute animations by himself recommended to you very often
cuz that kind of content is not very profitable to have advertisements on in the long term
it takes a long time to make so less videos from that channel to put ads on, the videos are very short so they cant put multiple ads within the video, and the video potentially may not have kid friendly content or language in it so it may not be recommended entirely
gray ice
you dont see some dude who makes 3 minute animations by himself recommended to y...
funnily enough the algorithm has changed such that you will see a low-view count/less popular video mixed in with some frequency
coarse birch
i do see like 50 view videos on elden ring a lot because i watch so much ER related content
gray ice
but I mean yes you are correct, but I'm sure if we the audience know that then the creators are very aware of it themselves
gray ice
exactly, people see it has no views and don't click on it, people see videos with high views and wanna see what the buzz is about or they already have an interest in it
coarse birch
or even just like not crazy view count stuff if we wanna talk more reasonable
10k views
etc
spare talon
every single video on my home page right now is either some specific game related video about a game ive seen a lot of videos of recently
or a youtuber/company channel with 2-10m views
yes youtube, i have totally shown interest in Vox before
coarse birch
yeah at this point my YT feed is p geared towards what i watch i actually dont get too much random stuff anymore
coarse birch
to the mega?
royal vortex
YEAH
hushed agate
every single video on my home page right now is either some specific game relate...
Eventually youtube will catch a hint
coarse birch
i hear your voice with each message
hushed agate
Mine filters out the slop
gray ice
here's a snapshot
gray ice
i get curious and click on the low view count vids
coarse birch
but yeah i stopped getting the random slop a while ago
gray ice
so i guess they get recommended to me a bit more
coarse birch
YT shorts were different but i stopped watching those anyway
royal vortex
i hear your voice with each message
hushed agate
SUPER
coarse birch
you would die
hushed agate
HOT
spare talon
Eventually youtube will catch a hint
it catches the hint after 10 weeks
then forgets what the word hint means 2 days later
rinse and repeat
hushed agate
Never had that happen
north sedge
https://tenor.com/view/hardcore-party-club-clubbin-gif-9682838
Just like mlk
hard nexus
i hear your voice with each message
so whens the proposal
coarse birch
so whens the proposal
at some point we were going through a divorce apparently so its probably complicated
royal vortex
so whens the proposal
he's not the first and probably not the last to say that and i'm still single
(not) HARD-CORE
hard nexus
(not) HARD-CORE
flaccid-core
hushed agate
SUPER
spare talon
Never had that happen
every now and again ill have a good home page with cool stuff
2 days later it goes "dude have you seen this jimmy kimmel clip yet XD you have to watch it man oh and dont forget this conan clip too"
hushed agate
HOT
coarse birch
tbf joshos voicelines get burned into your brain very fast
north sedge
coarse birch
somebodys gonna say hardcore one day at work and im gonna get whiplash
hard nexus
https://tenor.com/view/superhot-punch-strongest-superhot-player-gif-25165321
me when my beer fetchers ask for food
north sedge
Josho has been talking like this for almost 2 days
royal vortex
Josho has been talking like this for almost 2 days
my soul has been communicating like this for two decades DUDE
iT'S MY HARD CORE TRUTH
YEAAAAAAAHHHHH
hard nexus
Josho has been talking like this for almost 2 days
the brain rot has finally set in
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/superhot-punch-strongest-superhot-player-gif-25165321
i played super hot early high school
2 years later i found this cool music artist
a year after than i learn "OH MY GOD, HE MADE THIS"
coarse birch
(i give it a week)
hard nexus
the symptoms have come out
coarse birch
ur a hater
north sedge
Stan's taco method has broken us all, in different ways
coarse birch
thats the most upset ive been with stan by a mile
hushed agate
Josho please come back to us kill this faker
spare talon
stan is banish to the realm where there is only "taco in a bag" until he fixes the error of his ways
royal vortex
I'M LIKE A HUMAN PAINTING
SOLD FOR FAR MORE THAN I AM ACTUALLY WORTH
I MEAN AUTHENTIC
coarse birch
stans gonna eat his tacos in a bowl anyway cause he fundamentally does not understand how you hold them
without either getting tired or turning the shell into dust
spare talon
is this joshos new homestuck style typing quirk
royal vortex
is this joshos new homestuck style typing quirk
this is a totally not radical way of describing the expression of my truest self
coarse birch
there is no human conception for how he decided to eat his tacos
actually incomprehensible
spare talon
this is a totally not radical way of describing the expression of my truest self
You sound like a schizophrenic
coarse birch
right after the chip situation too
royal vortex
"like"?
spare talon
True
royal vortex
guess i'm not HARD-CORE enough yeah
spare talon
You are one
royal vortex
gotta step my game up
median steeple
The ravings of a mad man
royal vortex
The ravings of a mad man
my mental state is right where it needs to be
south folio
josho is my favorite mental patient
royal vortex
an eternal HARDCORE dance floor
spare talon
my mental state is right where it needs to be
Nonexistent
royal vortex
LIFE IS LIKE A DISCO
AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T EAT TACOS RIGHT ARE NOT INVITED
(TO THE MEGA)
(YEAAAAAAHHHH)
gray ice
did the gates of the psych ward fly off the hinges
spare talon
AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T EAT TACOS RIGHT ARE NOT INVITED
Is this you threatening to kill stan
gray ice
josho just got here so i figured they broke
median steeple
Is this a cry for help
royal vortex
when i learned how stan eats tacos i realized deep within my tortured soul there is no reason to hide what you are
SO NOW I'M
HARD CORE
(NORMAL. STABLE. NORMAL. STABLE. YEAH!!!!)
royal vortex
INCREMENTAL PROGRESS
spare talon
josho just managed to find his way out
he finally found his way out of a room with no walls
coarse birch
but stan
royal vortex
WOOOOO
north sedge
You guys don't know how harrowing that conversation was
royal vortex
Is this a cry for help
IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF INSPIRATION
hushed agate
You guys don't know how harrowing that conversation was
Post a screenshot from your stan research folder plss
coarse birch
i lost all hope
royal vortex
TO BE HAAAARD-COOORE
north sedge
Everyone's mind broke when exhillious drew a diagram of how to eat a taco and not eat a taco and stan said he did it the wrong way, vertical
hushed agate
it was in VC
All is lost to the sands of time...
ornate bone
So far the Mr. Beast video talks about how they script the results of challenges and handpick contestants for them, mostly friends and family of the staff
royal vortex
that shit was so HARD CORE (yeaaaaaaah) it looped back around to being entirely SOFT
spare talon
that shit was so HARD CORE (yeaaaaaaah) it looped back around to being entirely ...
youre going to drive me up the wall
north sedge
Exhillious left and paced around the room, coming back as a raving madman
royal vortex
i contemplated giving myself a HARD-CORE concussion just to forget about the ungodly horror of someone holding a taco the same way you hold a book
coarse birch
im still debating it
royal vortex
(HOSTILE TO STAN)
spare talon
LIFE IS A TRAIN
and youre about to derail mine
coarse birch
i was going to practice putrescent knight and now im just remembering stans tacos
sadness
royal vortex
Is stan eating it from the top down
EVEN WORSE
north sedge
Vertical, long ways
north sedge
Open end facing down
royal vortex
IMAGINE THE BOTTOM OF THE TACO IS THE "BACK"
coarse birch
and he puts it in a bowl
north sedge
It's why he thinks tacos are impossible to eat
ivory marlin
royal vortex
AND YOU HOLD THE BACK UP VERTICALLY
hushed agate
and then he wonders why it dumps out
Theres no fucking way
royal vortex
THERE IS A WAY
coarse birch
im dead serious
spare talon
Open end facing down
????
coarse birch
he was shook when we told him that it was teh bottom
hushed agate
Stan is like
royal vortex
his lame-ass, soft-core alternative is to smash the tacos up and dump them into a bowl and them mix them with sour cream
hushed agate
An Alien
coarse birch
hes a teacher btw
royal vortex
FUTURE GENERATIONS ARE BEING DEVASTATED BY THIS CREATURE
coarse birch
never forget this
hushed agate
hes a teacher btw
Thats a harrowing piece of knowledge
spare talon
Thats a harrowing piece of knowledge
an english teacher iirc
coarse birch
when we told him how to eat it he asked how your arms dont get tired, how you bite it, and how you dont crush it
south folio
generation alpha near the area where stan lives is screwed
gray ice
an english teacher iirc
that's a cover
north sedge
thatthen how
gray ice
he's an alien failing to blend in among us
south folio
GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK
royal vortex
when we told him how to eat it he asked how your arms dont get tired, how you bi...
i made a joke that absolutely cannot be repeated here as it was too HARD-CORE for these lame asses
spare talon
and which direction would your mouth be
left or right
royal vortex
and which direction would your mouth be
left or right
right
taco contents facing towards you
coarse birch
i made a joke that absolutely cannot be repeated here as it was too HARD-CORE fo...
i think all following jokes were too hardcore
hushed agate
Ty this is so funny
royal vortex
the bottom facing away
coarse birch
because he thought the bottom was the back
coarse birch
if i saw that shit irl before i knew that he ate it like that i would have died on the spot
royal vortex
stan regularly loses fights with himself
coarse birch
stans always fighting his demons we just have to tell him what his demons are
south folio
the spike in cortisol level would annihilate yoshi's brain on the spot
royal vortex
stans always fighting his demons we just have to tell him what his demons are
HARD-CORE
coarse birch
i dont know what id do
royal vortex
DUDE
south folio
i'm glad i wasn't in VC then
hushed agate
stans always fighting his demons we just have to tell him what his demons are
He's trying to fight them but he keeps hitting himself
north sedge
coarse birch
he would also think thats what your supposed to do
spare talon
hes always DUI
spiral anvil
DUI
gray ice
dumb under the influence
south folio
this is what i would say to my kids
north sedge
hes always DUI
gray ice
Stans not dumb he's pretty smart
I will believe that statement when there is evidence to the contrary
Currently there is no
south folio
imagine if i had the powers of asexual reproduction
royal vortex
stan told me i had to stop speaking in my voice or i would be "soaked with urine"
south folio
i would be UNMATCHED
coarse birch
would you just
hushed agate
i would be UNMATCHED
One arco is enough
south folio
maybe two
royal vortex
he tried to backpedal and claim he was calling me a pissbaby
spare talon
stan told me i had to stop speaking in my voice or i would be "soaked with urine...
stans a little peepee boy
coarse birch
is that what you want
south folio
if it leads to world domination then sure
royal vortex
the most u would get is pond domination goose boy
ur not HARD CORE enough to handle it
coarse birch
im not sure you can dominate the world when you openly admitted id probably beat you in a fight
south folio
???
coarse birch
and im like 6'2 160 pounds
south folio
i have zero fighting experience and am extremely out of shape
royal vortex
where has this hard core and soft core come from
my SOUL
south folio
the best i can do is just cover my face and neck and bull rush you
hushed agate
stans a little peepee boy
coarse birch
guess you could take out my legs
coarse birch
i am lanky
coarse birch
ok i was picturing guns were not a part of the fight
then you might win
assuming you can aim
south folio
i can't be that bad
south folio
i will jot this information down
hushed agate
Wait when did we start talking about you guys fighting
coarse birch
deranged
hushed agate
I would win
spare talon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YM-N9l948c&pp=ygUVUGVlIHBlZSBwaXNzIHBpc3MgYm95
yeah this is exactly the voice i had in my head
coarse birch
its possible
im not like built to fight really
and im not particularly strong
esp now that i spend most of my time in ER or Darktide lol
coarse birch
if it works like that i will simply roll everything
frosty herald
and im not particularly strong
hushed agate
coarse birch
youd never hit me
1100 hours of rolling
if you happen to have the godskin noble moveset i could also parry you forever
would make sense you probably look like godskin noble irl
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-25869644
dark souls players once they learn their dads belt attack pattern
spiral anvil
dark souls players once they learn their dads belt attack pattern
Impossible
They told me playing video games was useless
hushed agate
i haven't played dark souls so you sound insane to me
frosty herald
I obv have the royal revenant moveset
coarse birch
the royal revenant moveset is just a 5 year old
flailing his arms
except he can teleport
and spit poison randomly
spare talon
and spit poison randomly
thats just the baby vomit
spare talon
so do the babies
hushed agate
Chat can you stop talking i need to sleep
coarse birch
i almost dont hate that enemy since i learned the moveset but its still just
not great
just kinda spam
south folio
Chat can you stop talking i need to sleep
i cast insomnia
south folio
timezone disadvantage
hushed agate
i cast insomnia
I cast FULL BODY CARPET BURN
south folio
wh
south folio
it's 10:26 currently
south folio
it's true
coarse birch
no assail either
south folio
also true
coarse birch
i was an honest hardworking psyker
south folio
not true
coarse birch
wow
i did die more than usual though i need to get used to not a gun
again
i made poor decisions
south folio
i simply play zealot to not die
median steeple
IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF INSPIRATION
Inspiration for what? The sequel to the silence of the lambs?
coarse birch
i was about to play zealot and then you were all done
elfin steppe
I missed an Evi skin
south folio
my internet was starting to assassinate me
coarse birch
😔
south folio
i think the usb splitter i'm using is not exactly quite good since i'm using an ethernet adapter to usb
coarse birch
you dont have a cat5 port?
south folio
my poor little wittle lappy doesn't have unfortunately
south folio
usb A 2.0, usb A 3.x, and usb c 3.x is all its got
south folio
says the person whose PC crashed
coarse birch
ok tbf i asked for it when i loaded a YT video as DT was putting us in a match and i was streaming in 1440p 60 fps
i cant even blame my PC for that one
south folio
retroactive explanations have no power here
coarse birch
neither do you
south folio
coarse birch
did you have a seizure
would you like to DT so i can not go to bed
i was gonna practice ER but i already practiced like all day
south folio
consider taking cocaine and then going to bed (no DT for me tonight)
south folio
overdosed
ornate bone
Hm
The part of the video mentioning the burgers reminds me that there was another video I watched where I don't remember who was exploring these weird "restaurants" that all gather on the same address
I think it was Eddie Burback
And I might be misremembering, but it was basically the same kitchen for a bunch of "restaurants"
It's a good watch
God, I'm going down a rabbit hole right now
drowsy steppe
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/...
why is the creature giving a slop top
south folio
drowsy steppe
spare talon
spare talon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkIkymh5Ayg
this was a good video
spiral anvil
elfin steppe
zealot needs nerf yes?
spiral anvil
Yes
spiral anvil
275 plasteel too strong
ember yew
next is Martyrdom and Brutal Momentum nerf
then Anoint in Blood nerf cuz how dare zealot even try to do ranged damage, it's a melee classTM
south folio
elliot needs buff
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566
How I sleep knowing Fatshark will come back from vacation and reduce smite cleave by 90%
ember yew
How I sleep knowing Fatshark will come back from vacation and reduce smite cleav...
Will they?
ornate bone
my dad works at Darktide, he told me
elfin steppe
The problem is that both zealot's range weapon and melee weapon are so inconsequential.
spiral anvil
No agile engagement on zealot I sleep
elfin steppe
The Thammer used to be a good weapon until FS decided to spawn a sea of specialists and elites. The monstrosities were never a threat, so basically everyone stopped using that weapon.
I say the only good weapon we have right now is still the flamer
despite all the nerf its still one of the strongest range weapon
south folio
i wonder if fatshark buffing the other weapons is the reason why people use them
because you seem to be ignoring the fact that the majority of pre-patch 13 weapons were just dogshit
really makes you think
i'm pretty sure you were here before patch 13
so you either have a bad memory or just really like to make up bullshit
elfin steppe
because you seem to be ignoring the fact that the majority of pre-patch 13 weapo...
The plasma gun replace bolt gun is such a genius idea right?
elfin steppe
it was nerfed to the ground
ember yew
The plasma gun replace bolt gun is such a genius idea right?
It does not replace, it's just million times superior, unless someone got a habit to magdump.
south folio
boltgun just had pinning fire nerfed and sidegraded into a finesse weapon
plasma gun is a whole other beast to tackle
elfin steppe
magdump is much less efficient than it used to be
south folio
such hostile framing of things
elfin steppe
south folio
are you proposing pre-patch 13 boltgun vet as the standard we should aspire to be
don't forget, i specifically played boltgun vet for the 2 months leading up to patch 13 to enjoy vet before it got nerfed
so i know specifically what i'm talking about
you're not the only one who played vet before patch 13
elfin steppe
did i say any of that?
south folio
why are you bringing up the video then?
just because you don't say it doesn't mean I can't read between the lines
just like how I can interpret your poor english
elfin steppe
i have always been trying to ask them to buff the zealot, i have no idea what are you read between the lines, and actually, i don't give a f about what you think.
south folio
and i am pretty explicitly disagreeing with you
if you couldn't read between my lines
ember yew
zealot kind of deserve the nerfs, but they are doing stupid stuff again, like Zealot received huge amount of nerfs in a row, while the others look at this class and laugh and abuse their OP sht to the maximum.
And will do so for god knows how long
south folio
yeah, but i don't get why the kneejerk reaction is to buff zealot
and not to nerf the other classes
why are people so against nerfs
and well, nerfs in general of course since i do think that zealot still has stuff that should be nerfed
it's not that hard to drop difficulty levels, and the range of difficulty is still too low
ember yew
yeah, but i don't get why the kneejerk reaction is to buff zealot
that's why you just dont release a patch with a major nerfs just to one class, just compile everything and do it in one go
elfin steppe
zealot kind of deserve the nerfs, but they are doing stupid stuff again, like Ze...
the boltgun was overpowered for two years until the nerf. Think about it.
south folio
seems to just be changes that they looked at before the summer, and they're relatively minor nerfs
ember yew
the boltgun was overpowered for two years until the nerf. Think about it.
Yeah, i play Fatshark games since 2016 and Vermintide 1
i know the experience
elfin steppe
I posted a bug like a half year ago on the official forum, they confirmed it, hand hasnt' fix it. it's a simple value change.
south folio
yeah that's fatshark
elfin steppe
but they didn't forget to nerf the class
spare talon
reminds me of the extra finesse bonus that isnt applying properly in the code cuz if a misnamed variable
for the knife
south folio
it's not like other classes didn't get nerfs either before
ember yew
seems to just be changes that they looked at before the summer, and they're rela...
- Crit CDR nerf
- Chastise ranged DMG nerf
- Stagger nerf (punishment)
- Previously momentum nerf
south folio
god forbid that zealot is just the one that got nerfs before the summer
ember yew
those aren't minor to me, unless you speak about other classes
south folio
- Crit CDR nerf
- Chastise ranged DMG nerf
- Stagger nerf (punishment)
- Previou...
crit zealot was already one of the most stacked builds on zealot
which is why i consider it minor because it continues to be eating fucking good
unless you are deluding yourself into believing that crit zealot currently is bad
elfin steppe
Chastise range nerf is a big hit wether you believe or not.
spare talon
crit zealot was already one of the most stacked builds on zealot
yes but that doesnt mean these werent a drastic reduction in power
radiant raptor
knife goes strong as always
spare talon
crit zealot is still great, but the difference is very felt
south folio
crit zealot was already overkill
ember yew
Chastise range nerf is a big hit wether you believe or not.
It limits weapon options
south folio
so i consider any nerfs to it whatever
yeah, and restrictions to build variety are a natural consequence of higher difficulty
what we had before is the exception
if you want greater build variety
guess where you'll find that
you people are so afraid to drop difficulty levels
radiant raptor
.
ember yew
unless you are deluding yourself into believing that crit zealot currently is ba...
No, i just dont like the fact that Zealot got a lot of nerfs, including strong ones and others escaped nerf bat, like Plasma and Vet in general.
Ogryn could take a beating too if we go to it.
frosty herald
I posted a bug like a half year ago on the official forum, they confirmed it, ha...
They have issues listening to their testers also
elfin steppe
It limits weapon options
You could delete crusher squad, that's important because they are actually dangerous now.
south folio
No, i just dont like the fact that Zealot got a lot of nerfs, including strong o...
the other classes also had some stuff nerfed, just that stupid strong options continue to exist
elfin steppe
Evi can't even stun them now.
south folio
the correct argument that you want to use isn't that fatshark hasn't been nerfing other classes
spare talon
They have issues listening to their testers also
a lot of their testers have some very questionable opinions tho lmao
south folio
but rather that stupid op options remain on other classes
ember yew
the correct argument that you want to use isn't that fatshark hasn't been nerfin...
its all goes down to how they plan things (and they suck at it), i still love them though
frosty herald
Vicious slice was bugged and it was supposed to give damage instead of impact but fatshark just changed the tooltip to say impact
Instead of making it damage
ember yew
ez fix
elfin steppe
Ogryn is actually a T0 class now, melee or range they can do very good damage.
frosty herald
a lot of their testers have some very questionable opinions tho lmao
How telepots ever got onto the testing team is beyond me
spare talon
im so glad you instantly knew who was coming to mind for me
frosty herald
Cant think of anyone else less insufferable lmao
spare talon
tanner
frosty herald
I know exactly who we need
ember yew
im sure we are in a world full of surprises if he joins tester team
elfin steppe
Look at helldivers 2
spare talon
if i was a tester
id fight make lesser used damage perks more competitive
ornate bone
I think that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
frosty herald
ornate bone
Oh no
spare talon
like weakpoint and crit chance/damage
elfin steppe
they keep nerfing the weapons, the players dropped from 47K to 2K
frosty herald
The man who tought giving every weapon bleed was somehow the best balance decision to ever exist
ember yew
if i was a tester
id fight make lesser used damage perks more competitive
so basically middle and middle-right tree
spiral anvil
We need a tanner/telo collab
frosty herald
they keep nerfing the weapons, the players dropped from 47K to 2K
Dont forget unprofessional CM's and the sony decision
ember yew
they keep nerfing the weapons, the players dropped from 47K to 2K
20k*
but it's a non-stop decline
spiral anvil
Actually 30k-40k peak still
frosty herald
Its hovering around 40-20k rn
ember yew
i wonder when it will stop
spare talon
theres a difference between justified and unjustified nerfs tho
spiral anvil
Idk why though hd2 is such a bad experience on high difficulties
frosty herald
theres a difference between justified and unjustified nerfs tho
The crossbow and eruptor😭
spare talon
ive not played helldivers since march
elfin steppe
Dont forget unprofessional CM's and the sony decision
They shouldn't make that decision when players were already very unhappy about the balance issue.
spare talon
ive no idea what those weapons are
elfin steppe
like the gunships
I think I heard the news. It dropped below 10K one day? The SM2 is definitely going to hit the numbers as well.
frosty herald
Sm2 will def siphon players out of other horde shooters etc
elfin steppe
I will still play DT, it's a quite different game.
frosty herald
With how many people were praising how good the game was with an almost year old leak i imagine lotta people on the fence were won over and word of mouth will be big
elfin steppe
I actually doubt is a year old leak, because the game seems quite compelete, probably only need a little polish.
Somehow, after I watched the leak, I realized I was probably not very interested in this kind of game.
frosty herald
Im not gonna mention its contents but if its actualy almost a year old i wanna know what the year long delay was used for
elfin steppe
PvP, microtransaction,etc
elfin steppe
They are not gonna sell cosmetics?
frosty herald
Just the season pass and storefront cosmetics i believe
But it could just be only the pass
elfin steppe
I consider cosmetics as microtransaction
frosty herald
Theyre probably following wwz's dlc decisions
elfin steppe
Otherwise, FS wouldn't have had so many cosmetics ready when the game came out.
I wish the game felt more grim dark. SM2 feels more like DOOM.
spiral anvil
When you choose to make a game about smurfs 😴
spiral anvil
I feel like you can't say that in a darktide discord where fatshark decided to make playable ogryns 
elfin steppe
no,I mean the game looks very good, just not grim dark enough.
frosty herald
Sm2 or darktide?
Darktide is based on the rogue trader bookset (i think) which is pretty grimdark
elfin steppe
and WH40K Rogue Trader has the best grim dark flavor
It's sad that Owlcat is doing the same thing, releasing a game full of bugs with half-finished content. But the music and art are top-notch.
drowsy steppe
https://youtu.be/UixIn83h7m0?si=fqOyzeKY6qCRdvzH
love zestys reaction on this
elfin steppe
I'm waiting for the DLC
I don't want to play it again becasue I can't marry Cassia.
elfin steppe
I can't get over her voice, damn
elfin steppe
But the death cult goth girl might replace her
pretty sure you are not gonna be able to romance her
frosty herald
Her massive cone nuke with tactician stacks
elfin steppe
unlike Wotr, each companion feels pretty strong. except for Jae
I can't blame her though, the game has very limited classes
summer tree
My first playthrough I accidentally made the most insane melee character ever, single handedly winning late game fights, was kinda crazy. Put the space wolf to shame actually
elfin steppe
the space wolf will always be a joke if he can't use cover
not sure if they changed it
he literally will die to a group of mobs with trash guns in the first round.
obsidian prairie
He is also buggy as fuck
I want to love him but like, argenta is better in every way
ivory marlin
Bro named his son horus heresy and didn’t see anything wrong with that
God emp kinda dumb
sacred jay
crisp furnace
Nooo
frosty herald
Cole are you getting sm2?
blissful tendon
wait what are ol reliable perks and blessings for mk3? just some combo of cc/flak/maniac/unyielding riposte/uncanny/precog/flesh tearer/mercy killer?
have I just not been paying attention to the dead horse of knife talk
spare talon
wait what *are* ol reliable perks and blessings for mk3? just some combo of cc/f...
It really does depend on the class
Zealots have the most options
Vets tend to do best with mercy/uncanny due to them getting unconditional bleed from the talent tree
hushed knoll
Cole why are you not in bedge 
spare talon
Honestly I've not thought about what a psyker would use best with knife
But both options above just don't seem like it
spare talon
Cole why are you not in bedge <:hmm:671849797119901710>
Cuz I just finished showering and am drying off before sleeb
And my sleep schedule FUCKED
ember yew
And my sleep schedule FUCKED
facts
frosty herald
Cole are you getting sm2?
blissful tendon
also I feel like this isn't the first time tanner has said uncanny sucks but this is the first time I heard about it
hushed knoll
And my sleep schedule FUCKED
spare talon
Cole are you getting sm2?
I WAS GOING TO BUT KNIFE TALK DISTRACTED ME
ember yew
also I feel like this isn't the first time tanner has said uncanny sucks but thi...
this isn't the first time i hear tanner sucks, but i hear about uncanny regularly
best blessing
frosty herald
Im going to beat your ass in eternal war for posting that reddit thread
spare talon
I don't think so, unless it fucking obliterates everyone's expectations as a game
spare talon
Im going to beat your ass in eternal war for posting that reddit thread
It's not as bad as the "why would you ever heavy with a knife?" Thread
south folio
frosty herald
Lost a solid year from my life with that one
spare talon
Cuz that guy just told everyone they were wrong
blissful tendon
idk I haven't actually paid any attention to why uncanny is good other than listening to the people telling me to put it on knife
spare talon
I don't think so, unless it fucking obliterates everyone's expectations as a gam...
Cuz I'm not really a Warhammer nerd
I'm really just here for darktide as a game
ember yew
idk I haven't actually paid any attention to why uncanny is good other than list...
It's basically 100% rending with 100% uptime (almost)
blissful tendon
that and the neuron activation of hitting 1500dps on a crusher in unmodded psykhanium but I don't think that really counts
frosty herald
idk I haven't actually paid any attention to why uncanny is good other than list...
It allows you to damage heavily armored enemies
spare talon
Did I tell you I didn't even buy it
My step brother who is into Warhammer gave it to me and my siblings so we could try it out as a squad of 4
blissful tendon
but doesn't knife already crack carapace open pretty easy with finesse boosts
frosty herald
Broke ass
grizzled crystal
It allows you to damage heavily armored enemies
alright correct me if I'm wrong, but doesnt that really read as "literally just crushers"
blissful tendon
or is its purpose to just bring up the lower end of the performance curve
ember yew
but doesn't knife already crack carapace open pretty easy with finesse boosts
it can, uncanny just makes it a meme
frosty herald
alright correct me if I'm wrong, but doesnt that really read as "literally just ...
Crushers mauler heads twins heada
frosty herald
It also affects flak
grizzled crystal
doesnt knife do almost full damage to flak
frosty herald
Nope
spare talon
But yeah unless the raw gameplay of sm2 literally blasts everyone's nuts off
I probably won't be too interested
grizzled crystal
cant get on to check rn, whats the flak multiplier for knife heavy?
assuming highballed pen
frosty herald
More than 0
spare talon
He's right
blissful tendon
It really does depend on the class
also is there a cheatsheet for this or will I just have to ask about each individually as I go
frosty herald
But yeah unless the raw gameplay of sm2 literally blasts everyone's nuts off
I p...
Smh
grizzled crystal
real quick does gameslantern show 80 or 100 stats as the maximum?
spare talon
also is there a cheatsheet for this or will I just have to ask about each indivi...
Zealot comes down to what you prefer, with the conditional of uncanny if you're rocking momentum, optional if piety
Vet is the serrated/mercy/uncanny combo
And the psykers would likely know what's best over there
blissful tendon
cant get on to check rn, whats the flak multiplier for knife heavy?
if it helps
also fuck i love this knife
frosty herald
Maybe ancient can convince you to get the game
grizzled crystal
ok so uncanny does nothing towards flak
ornate bone
For zealot I am trying out riposte precog momentum for the sheer firepower
spare talon
if it helps
This screen doesn't show what you've modified
But this knife already looks great
grizzled crystal
well nothing is a hyperbole
nimble fiber
ornate bone
Uncanny does everything towards flak
frosty herald
ok so uncanny does nothing towards flak
blissful tendon
I think it was uncanny and flak that was modded
oh yeah what about perks now that we're on that
I don't feel like maniac does much between using a knife that does have maniac and another that doesnt
spare talon
I think it was uncanny and flak that was modded
You could give precog a go in that spot and see how you like it (im totally not biased) since you have the freedom to change it
blissful tendon
it helps with randomly light attacking flamers and maybe if I hit a dogshit headshot rate on a mutie
but otherwise I don't think I feel maniac
spare talon
but otherwise I don't think I feel maniac
I've felt the maniac on a mk6
But on a mk3 I use unyielding
blissful tendon
fuck if I'm gonna figure out the melee combos on mk6 though
spare talon
(These totally were not locked on these knives or anything nope)
blissful tendon
spent 3 games with it, got my ass kicked on every single one
spare talon
fuck if I'm gonna figure out the melee combos on mk6 though <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077...
Very easy honestly
H1-2 swipes h3 is a overhead
Same dmg as a mk3 overhead
frosty herald
Punch has an unique stab
So when you punch into stab it combos into h1 stab on mk6
spare talon
Maybe I'm stupid and just never noticed
But that's easy to check
blissful tendon
punch followup on mk6 does slightly less damage than a raw h3 doesn't it
spare talon
I've rarely punch stabbed on the mk6
frosty herald
No one uses knife punch unironically
spare talon
Cuz unlike the mk3 you're able to control what's in front of you much easier
Do you don't need the stab punch combo to kill something asap
spare talon
No one uses knife punch unironically
I've been using it now and again on mk3
When I remember to
grizzled crystal
wait the punch has a followup
frosty herald
I completely agree
spare talon
The heavy stab + punch stab does kill basically anything besides cara/ogryns
frosty herald
So it doesnt count as starting an attack chain
ornate bone
Smackdown haters stay malding
spare talon
So it doesnt count as starting an attack chain
So it would resume where the combo was when the punch was made?
frosty herald
Idunno
spare talon
Smackdown haters stay malding
ITS SHIT
grizzled crystal
ive only ever used push stab on the mk6 if I really needed quick access to a stab attack
frosty herald
You need to test in the psyk
grizzled crystal
h1 h2 for h3 stab always took too long for me
spare talon
I do
But it's 4:30 am
And I'm getting choccy milk before I sleep
blissful tendon
I cannot for the life of me land a consistent punch heavy chain on the mk3
ornate bone
Eepy
blissful tendon
I need input queueing in the game rn
handhold me to better dps
end up needing to loop heavy punch heavy
spare talon
h1 h2 for h3 stab always took too long for me
But you rarely need the stab damage over the other knife heavies
They're still knife heavies and deal high damage
ornate bone
It's 6:31 here, I was stuck in "one more mission" in Bunny Game
spare talon
Plus the push attack has the same damage profile
Which is what I use for raw dps on both knives
grizzled crystal
But you rarely need the stab damage over the other knife heavies
its so I dont get the first hit multiplier cucked by a stray groaner
spare talon
its so I dont get the first hit multiplier cucked by a stray groaner
That's what the funny push stab is for
grizzled crystal
exactly
spare talon
It's why I like the mk6 push more than the mk3
Cuz it's a direct stab right where I want it
Instead of this goofy overhead shit
spare talon
You're right
I should change jobs
blissful tendon
does gunner hitstun with no toughness this patch again
blissful tendon
idk if I'm fumbling my dodge timing or if I can actually blame the game for once
spare talon
Oh yeah also about punch stab
blissful tendon
:clueless:
nimble fiber
bread
spare talon
A heavy stab on a rager if it doesn't kill to the head followed by a punch will always stagger them, even mid combo
And the followup stab will likely finish them off by that point
frosty herald
Why are we even arguing about knife
Terrible weapon
Lets talk about a good weapon
The ironhelm
solar gorge
yeah but schmovement
spare talon
Youre right
We should talk about the tac axe 7
solar gorge
i like to shmove with the knife
frosty herald
Youre right
We should talk about the tac axe 7
Tac ace 7
frosty herald
Autocorrect is your opps
spare talon
It consistently changes normal and very common words into absolute gibberish
frosty herald
At least it isnt as bad as stan
spare talon
At least it isnt as bad as stan
His autocorrect has died from exhaustion due to poor labor conditions
frosty herald
Now this is what i call a spelling mistake beyond a spelling mistake
spare talon
I'm so glad I was there for ill show you an blowout
Even tho i was literally on my phone at work
nimble fiber
did I exist back then?
elfin steppe
me english bad
next someone say i write poor English im just gonna tell them im an Ogryn
quaint verge
did I exist back then?<a:Peepo_Think:849628328142700544>
Do you even exist now? 
solar gorge
things only exist when I interact with them as far as I know
spare talon
things only exist when I interact with them as far as I know
please don't tab out of the chat pleASE DONT TAB OUT OF THE CH-
frosty herald
cinder roost
nimble fiber
Do you even exist now? <a:chicken_roll:1247404821548634163>
shit good question
ask me that later again after I get a refill
toxic saddle
is the maul still good?
ember yew
Depends on what you call "good", personally, i've never seen it perform well in auric/ms in the hands of random players up to this day
toxic saddle
Depends on what you call "good", personally, i've never seen it perform well in ...
i use it and i think the damage not a bit nerfed but it seems still pre good
quaint verge
ask me that later again after I get a refill
Are you really existing now?
nimble fiber
dont have the refil yet 
quaint verge
dont have the refil yet <a:Peepo_SadRain:1003839711816728607>
Go find your Anker refill
hushed knoll
stan is even further beyond
Excuse me wtf????
nimble fiber
I have a anker but the anker is slow today
for context we definitely talkin about chocolate milk here cause Im obsessed with chocolate milk
frosty herald
Elden ring has an anker
nimble fiber
yams are u the elden ring if so can I be your anker
nimble fiber
frosty herald
nimble fiber
