zealot-class

[hushed knoll]

Like before I brush my car I take a handful and eat it

It wakes me up

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

Its all starting to make sense now

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

What is

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-ice-man-eating-gif-20094825

[hushed knoll]

You've all reached your cat stare limit for the day

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

Oh I eat icicles too

[hushed knoll]

No

[nimble fiber]

[solar gorge]

do you eat frozen cobwebs aswell

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

[nimble fiber]

cursed

[fleet zealot]

nevermind

[nimble fiber]

bandit

[fleet zealot]

i thought of a better idea

[nimble fiber]

do backflip pls

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-half-life-gman-half-life-half-life-alyx-gif-7435374716211035969

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-stare-licking-lips-smell-check-gif-21267159

[quaint verge]

The American dream

[hushed knoll]

This is cut

[solar gorge]

eating snow from the ground

[hushed knoll]

Cute

[quaint verge]

The pollution dream

[solar gorge]

i need more heavy metal particles in my veins

[hushed knoll]

Long Island has vineyards so it's impossible for it to be polluted

[solar gorge]

hardcore

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jumped-viralhog-failed-ferret-fails-gif-16115028

[left iron]

[solar gorge]

they probably spray 10 metric tons of pesticide a day

[nimble fiber]

hhm yumy

[solar gorge]

i lived in southern france a while and there's many many vineyards there

it's well known they spray chems all over

you don't wanna live near one

[nimble fiber]

almost took a big ass spider with me when I was in southern france

mf was way to big

shit was uncomfortable

[solar gorge]

not many big spiders there

[nimble fiber]

only that 1

he ate the rest

[solar gorge]

stan ?

[nimble fiber]

hm maybe

stan do u sometimes dress up as a big spider?

maybe that was his way of sneaking back to germany

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-on-gif-26485984

[fleet zealot]

Touching grass is not enough. I need to rob a bank.

[placid fiber]

Is this Stan's spirit animal?

[fleet zealot]

no

stan's spirit animal is blobfish

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

What

[north sedge]

stan does spit animals

not spirit

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/blobfish-reflection-big-nose-gif-15992552

[hushed knoll]

I'll spit ur animal

Wait that sounds weird

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/telugu-gifs-comedy-spitting-iamhemuk-gif-27456002

[placid fiber]

😳

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

[hushed knoll]

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

Stan, stop doing mathmatics on acid

[solar gorge]

it's the sex face

[placid fiber]

He's doing the sex with math?

lol wording it like that makes it seem like I'm a 3rd grader

[solar gorge]

no that's his sex face or so I've heard

[drowsy steppe]

sexo

[placid fiber]

Or have the png version lol

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

[royal vortex]

HARD CORE!!!

[royal vortex]

i

[placid fiber]

What...?

[spare dome]

love when im so full of buffalo and chicken dick that i OD on spinach and commit a DUI

[north sedge]

you haven't had to listen to stan slurp down cream cheese loudly on mic

https://tenor.com/view/face-melting-indiana-jones-fire-transforming-gif-12010697

[hushed knoll]

WTF is going on here

[spare dome]

im just trying to enjoy my huge, erect, buffalo chicken and spinach wrap

[hushed knoll]

Exhillious wtf

Exploits

[spare dome]

yea exhil you weirdo

[solar gorge]

identity theft

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

BUCONG BABONG BABONG

[drowsy steppe]

damn

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/1z7xhy

[nimble fiber]

did u watch it yet?

[hushed knoll]

No :(

[nimble fiber]

sadge

[viral dagger]

what zealot build would you prefer to have on your team for wild auric missions gameplay mechanic skills/knowldge all being equal

[dense field]

Flame grenade, fury of the faithful, judgement, combat axe, zarona

[astral hound]

Stun nade, fotf, momentum, chaxe, zarona

[north sedge]

pepperoni and cheese

[viral dagger]

the pinned crusher is fun but idk feels like its weak in auric

[north sedge]

it's not

at all

[viral dagger]

maybe im just not using it right. Feels like trash mobs dont die they just get hard CC'd in circles forever then 6 maulers walk up on you that youre stuck dealing with until it becomes bodyblock/no dodge overhead death

[drowsy steppe]

I run hsword and flamer with throwing knives blitz, and stealth ult

[frosty herald]

are you using the sweep combo?

[north sedge]

You are doing it wrong then

[drowsy steppe]

good players run what they want, dont need to always be the most powerful stuff

[viral dagger]

likely not ill go back to the drawing board, appreciate the feedback that its a skill issue not build/viable issue

[nimble fiber]

ayo what descendant u playing?

[frosty herald]

ermmmmm

i dont play tfd

[nimble fiber]

[frosty herald]

i just like looking at the descendants

[nimble fiber]

this is so sad

[royal vortex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH6-ZznR4Ko

here's a true duo using the momentum crusher build if you're interested

[viral dagger]

thank you

[royal vortex]

this was a while ago so there's a few things that are different (iirc bulwarks are pre force field removal, chastise still works on ranged, and there's no tox bomber)

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-frog-mood-rain-pepe-gif-22350498

[misty nova]

Call me crazy or lucky, I've seen a good amount of god tier players with knives

Also red robes with heavy swords

[acoustic dune]

Could you post one that look at us cutely?

[unique elbow]

So if I'm running stealth, is dagger gonna be the best play, or can I make it work better with taxe?

[viral dagger]

okay crusher is pretty nice when you arent trash at the game

[fleet zealot]

well combat blade is just better taxe so

[acoustic dune]

YEAG

[frosty herald]

crusher has the benefit of not needing specific blessings to perform in an optimal setting

[north sedge]

yea it totally doesnt need skullcrusher

[hushed knoll]

[median steeple]

If you just hit harder you don't need skullcrusher

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-kojima-kojima-hideo-facts-patriotst-gif-3904350610012586224

[hushed knoll]

Omg it's Ciapjam

[median steeple]

Hello stan

[drowsy steppe]

Skullcrusher is an 80% damage boost to your crusher

besides self imposed restrictions; there is no benefit to not running Skullcrusher as your priority blessing

[high spade]

brunt cooked

[frosty herald]

why is it so long

[ornate bone]

it's tactical

[median steeple]

Let's not shaft shame the shovels

[high spade]

its a shovel mate

[hard nexus]

what if they’re into it

[median steeple]

Not my business then

[hard nexus]

how r u feeling

isn’t doctor today?

[placid fiber]

What if they're into you being into it?

Just asking... for a friend...

[median steeple]

Awful and yes

[hard nexus]

yay!

dont explode

[placid fiber]

Is that a possum?

[merry flume]

its a dopg

[hard nexus]

physgun

[placid fiber]

Ah makes sense

[placid fiber]

@fleet zealot Have you heard of the dopgs?

[median steeple]

Making soyjaks out of my younger siblings and never being invited back to the family reunion

[merry flume]

there was a guy in my friend circle that unironically made soyjaks and we bullied him about it until he deleted his accounts and started blank slate

[nimble fiber]

is yujin not supposed to move when doing his ultimate?

or is that a bug that still hasn't been fixed

[spare talon]

I haven't user him yet

[nimble fiber]

omg I have done something that cole hasn't done yet

do I get an award now or something

[spare talon]

I've just been lazy on leveling characters

Also Greg got buffed

[frosty herald]

i almost thought bro airdropped a massive mech

[nimble fiber]

omg greg actually usable

[frosty herald]

4 SECONDS???

[spare talon]

Hardmode boss btw

A single buff has brought it from one of the worst ultimate weapons in the game to capable of boss nukes on par with some of the most kitted out damage character nuking strats, if not better

Previously it would send that barrage at a 50% chance when hitting an enemy with max shields

They dropped that chance down to 20% but let it happen on any hit

[median steeple]

How has Blair fared in the boss DPS realm

[spare talon]

He has a weapon platform build with one of his augments

Which is best used with an enduring legacy, a machine gun that gets buffs when using fire debuffs

Saw a video of him killing the boss above with that in 16 seconds

[median steeple]

That's pretty cool actually

[ornate bone]

how the fuck did they think it would go

[spare talon]

Erm, make it better?

Obviously

[ornate bone]

I like that they added image previews of different settings, but the LOD is still this

Now hopefully after updating drivers, clearing the shader cache, resetting the settings and rebooting my computer, this fucking game will log on

in?

I just wanna get my new gun from the science woman

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/first-descendant-tfd-the-first-descendant-luna-gif-18434834203767818043

welcome back lucio

[median steeple]

Can't wait for 6v6 to break overwatch 2

I will be there

Mauga/Orisa combo

[frosty herald]

but

literally everyone wnted 6v6 back even the entire devteam

[nimble fiber]

I think yujins ultimate is bugged

or maybe it isn't idk

[fleet zealot]

This is an ferretvention

[ornate bone]

weasel

[spare talon]

lucio if you actually play him to the beat

[frosty herald]

i saw the uhh

pulse mod thingy and it looks cool

[median steeple]

I feel so bad for the ow2 devs because no matter what happens the community will be angry

[frosty herald]

i dont lmfao

[nimble fiber]

lol

[spare talon]

the only way ill stop being angry is if they deliver the pve they were going to

[median steeple]

Rest in piss pve

[spare talon]

i do cuz theres no way the devs had any say in some of the dumbass decisions

[frosty herald]

crazy how they didnt get nearly enough flak

they promised pve

and reduce it to a single character mission

[fleet zealot]

Me whenever i see destiny 2 mentioned

[frosty herald]

after jeff kaplan left shit went downhill

[median steeple]

Game has a pause button that means it falls into menus

[spare talon]

we were talking about overwatch
explode NOW

[frosty herald]

im looking through my steam library

and this is scarily accurate

[quaint verge]

[spice flame]

Best curios for zealot?

and perks

[quaint verge]

toughness gunner resistance

[median steeple]

Did the vet and zealot join late or something

[left iron]

If only

[median steeple]

Oh

[left iron]

The zealot was okay, the vet was there from the start

[hushed knoll]

ICE OWO

[left iron]

Zealot joined just after mid event

[hushed knoll]

Ice how is your day

[left iron]

Eh

[frosty herald]

what is this UGLY thing

[spare talon]

a revolver

duh

couldnt you tell?

[frosty herald]

why does it have a massive thing for no reason

[median steeple]

Built like an old republic hammerhead cruiser

[nimble fiber]

kinda reminds me of the mangler from halo infinite

[acoustic dune]

remind me of the pocket 50 cal

[placid fiber]

the bullet is bigger than the fucking gun

[acoustic dune]

truly a human size ogryn weapon

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[spare talon]

i ran 6 of these

https://tenor.com/view/dammit-damn-it-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-gif-4926221152799030385

how

[nimble fiber]

real

Im on the path of understanding yujin

[ornate bone]

Me farming a Viessa part with 38% drop chance and doing laps around thr RNG

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232069102672023635/1254813471930056704/shadowheart.gif

[ornate bone]

Shadow shart

Nice profile image

Her look of disgust really adds to it

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-peeking-shy-gif-17733461

[placid fiber]

Is that an el packa?

Also hai Stan!

[hushed knoll]

[spare talon]

oh my FUCKING GOD

[coarse birch]

are you also a peeking cat GIF enthusiast now

[spare talon]

I WANT THE 38% DROP

NOT THE 3% ONE

[hushed knoll]

Who isn’t

[hushed knoll]

What game is this

[coarse birch]

fair enough

[placid fiber]

Why are you making a sexy face at an el packa...?

[placid fiber]

The luna enhanced cells blueprint?

[spare talon]

yes

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-gif-18600890

[royal vortex]

THE BETTER QUESTION IS: WHO ISN'T HARD-CORE?

[spare talon]

but instead i get the fucking 3% chance drop of the character

IM CURRENTLY USING

[placid fiber]

This is my spirit animal

[placid fiber]

Uh... um... soft-core people...?

aka: spongebob :/

[spare talon]

my brother is telling me to use a stabilizer, which raises the chance of the rarer items and drops the chance of the common items in exchange

cuz i apparently only get the rare shit

so if i came the common shit more rare, im more likely to get it

[placid fiber]

[spare dome]

other people: baking in the city heat

me: shaded by a single lightpost

#thinwinning

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/thegame23-tg23-hashtag-emoji-thumbs-up-gif-16718314

[nimble fiber]

what is the best kuiper farm?

[spare talon]

i cant remember if it was sterile land kaiper mining or echo swamp farm

but the easier one to do is probably echo swamp

the sterile lands ambush point isnt as good but its much easier than the other two

bear in mind that a lot of the kaiper people associate with these farms is behind the vaults you get the keys for

like an ultra precise hard vault gives like 70,000 kaiper

or you could be me
and afk farm the bunny cave overnight for mods to dismantle

[nimble fiber]

doing valby run area in fortress rn

[spare talon]

pretty sure that one was good too

i think that the changes made to it really hurt its character xp gains but its still good for gold and kaiper

[nimble fiber]

had some sharens do it the stealth way and I sadly have manners

[spare talon]

also this new collosi sounds like aids to fight

like frost walker was miserable but god damn

[nimble fiber]

maybe next valby run area will be full of valbys/bunnys

[nimble fiber]

haven't even gotten there yet

still have to fight hard pyro

[spare talon]

for the mechanics of the bosses put very simply

[nimble fiber]

fuck I need to eat something

[spare talon]

the enrage of obstructer spawns these portals that send orbs to him, gotta break them before they reach him cuz he'll wipe everyone if too many reach him

[nimble fiber]

nvm

found valbys

cant eat

have to farm kuiper

[ornate bone]

I'm doing my kuiper while grinding for weapon and warframe descendant parts

[nimble fiber]

chillin in fortress rn

shit is cold af out here

[ornate bone]

I just dismantle them and get idk enough to upgrade some of my shit

[spare talon]

breaking a frost walker part will drop a tiny flame that can be collected, anyone carrying flames will lose one if they get hit
every few minutes frost walker will freeze everyone not holding a flame, and those holding flames will need to walk close to those frosen to consume a flame and unfreeze the person, otherwise that person will instantly die after a timer

also the fucker WALKS DURING HIS ENRAGE LIKE A BITCH

[nimble fiber]

I will screen this in case I need it thx cole

[ornate bone]

Fellas

I have reverted to shaolin mode to apply more hair loss product with maximum efficiency

[spare talon]

molten fortress enrage he will be completely immune and you have to complete the mechanic to unenrage him
towers will form on the outer side of the arena, the side facing outwards has a button and a screen representing which direction the tower is tethered to, pressing the button circles the direction around, and you want all towers to be able to link to each other to form a ring around the arena
community has settled on linking the towers to the one to the RIGHT
boss shoots out fireballs that can hit the towers, theres a progress bar that ticks up each time its hit, will reset position when it fills up, but you can shoot the fireballs

[spare talon]

but this one is the worse one cuz oops the boss focused on the person grabbing flames haha you cant survive the wipe now lol

[spare talon]

cuz frost walkers normal attacks are generally just as bad as swamp walkers "random bullshit go!" in his enrage

not to mention that when he's walking in his enrage, its REALLY hard to hit the weakpoints

[fleet zealot]

should i spend money for a pizza

for dinner

[nimble fiber]

yes

[left iron]

You should buy the ingredients for the pizza and make one yourself

[fleet zealot]

i took all my anxiety pills already today

[ornate bone]

piza monet

[nimble fiber]

bread

oh nice my game crashed

[astral hound]

weird vermintide skin

[placid fiber]

I have water x.x

I had to drink faucet water for the last 2 days, and our faucet water leaves a nasty aftertaste

It beats dying of thirst... marginally...

[astral hound]

do you not have lime juice or something at home

[placid fiber]

Nope lol

I now have water that doesn't taste nasty afterwards >.>

Our vehicle was out of order for the past couple days and I didn't feel like walking like... a mile just to try to carry home a gallon of water

Anyway I'm off to bed

o7

[fleet zealot]

https://youtu.be/PBO7DNWCkbw?si=LDCv8sLEF_dQ1XYv

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-god-of-war1-god-of-war-fall-fall-meme-gif-25892538

[vast basin]

a true zealot chat enjoyer

[red mesa]

anyone have a vid of them soloing auric level missions in true solo? i make it decently far but just too much chip dmg from gunners etc. I know i can cheese a lot with stealth + running but I don't really want to do that so was using chastise

[fallen drum]

is the devil's claw mark 4 still a good weapon for zealot?

[fleet zealot]

need to go anti-armor ranged option but it's good

[fallen drum]

its been a bit since I played zealot, also there are new weapons for me now, any suggestions? I'm looking at the ignatus atm

[fleet zealot]

tactical ferret (i am a mk4 chaxe simp which is a launch weapon so don't ask me i'm biased)

[hardy eagle]

Is this the only Cadian themed cosmetic or does the Zealot have another option for Cadia ?

[median steeple]

I think we might have another but it's gonna be all zealot uped

[ornate bone]

Possum ass mf

[opaque island]

40 thousand years of human and technological development and a pointy rock on a stick is still the strongest 🔪

[subtle cedar]

They need to make zealot charge give melee rending for way more than 1 attack

[north sedge]

🤔

[fleet zealot]

NOW YOU FACE MY TRIPLE LASER ATTACK

[fleet zealot]

how so

really only benefiting dclaws and heavy swords but i feel there is better ways to go about it

just buffing the base weapons

[subtle cedar]

True

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laser-eyes-gif-26997945

[ornate bone]

I think rending should go and weapons should be decently good against everything somehow

[subtle cedar]

A lot of zealots weapons deserve to be better against armored targets

[fleet zealot]

i mean

[ornate bone]

Like weapons that have bad carapace being able to compensate on crits

[fleet zealot]

the exceptions is just hsword, dclaw, and thunderhammer, thunderhammer is it's own issue, not rending

[subtle cedar]

The fact zealot has no access to melee rending in its passive tree is really stupid

[ornate bone]

Knife actually does it

[north sedge]

🤔

[ornate bone]

You can play full crit knife and clown on crushers

[fleet zealot]

we don't need it tbh, evi is a zealot weapon and we just don't need it, (thunderhammer is supposed to)

[ornate bone]

Dueling sword too

[fleet zealot]

hell even heavy sword can wear down individual crushers with special heavy loop

[south folio]

presumably melee rending is not a thing because melee adms against carapace is generally good compared to guns

[subtle cedar]

Idk it's kinda just scuffed that it kinda feels like we end up being the class who's melee strength gets most mitigated by crushers.

Vet can get rending and has the power sword, psycher has force swords and dueling swords which can do great against crushers, ogryn has a number of weapons which can cc crushers well

[south folio]

yeah and that's a sign to nerf the others

not a sign to buff others so that we delete crushers

[subtle cedar]

But the other 3 classes all have great options for clearing multiple crushers at range

[north sedge]

We have plenty of weapons that deal with carapace

[south folio]

you know why crushers are getting spammed in high numbers? because that's what they decided as the solution to the fact that we delete individual crushers so fast

that's why i despise the solution of "give zealot more dps against crushers"

because guess what happens when our ability to dps individual crushers down is faster

mf we need to nerf and bring down elite numbers

not raise our dps and bring up elite numbers

have you ever had a thought about why balance decisions happen

or is your kneejerk reaction to just buff things

[north sedge]

nerf arco

[subtle cedar]

My reaction is to deal with the outlier, and the outlier is zealot

[north sedge]

i have never felt like i did nothing against crushers and i mostly play zealot

[south folio]

that's not a good metric to do balance changes by

you realize that elite spam is the solution to our high dps, right?

[spare dome]

this is why the AI director at Auric just goes "aaaahhh fuck it! Three straight minutes of special gauntlet spawn, fifteen shotgunners, and eight crusheds upon ye for triggering the chaos spawn!" And we still win lmao

[south folio]

and you realize that we have to lower our dps in order for lowering the elite count to be something that fatshark can do without the difficulty of the game being lowered

do you follow my reasoning

or do i have to repeat it again

[spiral anvil]

Darktide is just a dps puzzle

[north sedge]

i prefer to play darktide like it's cooking mama

[subtle cedar]

Yes absolutely, but the ramp up of player power has been a consistent factor across all classes. My point is that the variety of zealot options for dealing with the crushers at the rate and manner they currently spawn is worse than other classes.

Yes, nerfing the entire rest of the game is totally an option to fix that outlier, but it's hardly the simplest one

[south folio]

the fuck you mean "rest of the game"

[north sedge]

there's what, 2 weapons that don't do well against crushers?

[south folio]

god forbid we take the steps to carefully nerf what the other classes have

[clear knot]

my hammer is mostly ready for update yippie

[south folio]

instead of going for the easy and immediate solution

[hushed knoll]

Oh it’s Arco

[south folio]

heaven forbid you take the step that's better long term

and not the easy short term solution

[hushed knoll]

How are you feeling

[north sedge]

more impact blessings please

[subtle cedar]

Nerfing all 3 other classes + enemy spawns is pretty much the rest of the game

[south folio]

yeah, and i don't deny that's a complex thing to do

[north sedge]

i dont understand the "zealot doesnt have good cara options" thing, people bring it up alot and there's really just a couple weapons that aren't great against crushers

[south folio]

but i disagree against your kneejerk reaction to do the easiest thing

[spiral anvil]

Zealot is just an L class

[south folio]

and this to

the majority of zealot melees is fine into carapace

[fleet zealot]

just remove locks

[clear knot]

im feeling fine, got most of the t1 and 2s from the shop then just had most of the 3 and 4 blessings from rolling the past like, year and a half anyway

[fleet zealot]

just remove them

[hushed knoll]

Oh I meant Covid but that’s good too!

[clear knot]

see

[royal vortex]

HARD. CORE.

[hushed knoll]

No

[south folio]

men

[clear knot]

i almost answered with my covid update but i couldnt tell which

was the question so i went with the blessings

[south folio]

and doing the other nerfs also fixes the other problems that this game has (elite/special spam, many weapons just not caring about carapace at all)

[royal vortex]

TO THE MEGA.

[south folio]

it's not as though those changes are just to make zealot balanced according to you

those changes also help patch up the other parts of the game

[clear knot]

my breathing is a bit worse as a whole but i have an inhaler so itll be fine, just have to watch myself a bit

not overwork myself too much

[south folio]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[clear knot]

my asthma says no

[south folio]

too bad

[ornate bone]

Inhaler, more like health-flavoured vape

[hushed knoll]

What

[coarse birch]

TO THE MEGA

does that clear it up

[hushed knoll]

No

Can you please explain

[final forge]

who here cant wait for a new over powered mega class, thus resulting in mega special/elite spawns 😛

[ornate bone]

I want uh

Force Bretonnian longsword

That's it

[coarse birch]

so like

[ornate bone]

My game is complete

[coarse birch]

TO THE MEGA

[south folio]

2h force sword 2h force sword

[coarse birch]

i do need a 2h force sword

i need it

[royal vortex]

NORMAL. STABLE. NORMAL. STABLE. YEAH!

[ornate bone]

They gave zealot the executioner longsword

Scoundrels

[final forge]

i havnt really played vermintide but if the dlc classes are op then oof spawns are gonna be dooooo doo to compenstate

[south folio]

make sure to check up on the m*n around you so that they don't end up like josho

[coarse birch]

what if i check up on josho

[north sedge]

well they didnt adjust the game around the dlc classes in vt2

[ornate bone]

Femboys? I'm not gay, I want femMEN

[royal vortex]

INCREMENTAL CHANGE. YEAH!

we won't get a dlc class for a million years at the current rate or ever if they just dont add paid gameplay stuff

[north sedge]

"you sound like mlk"

[south folio]

he'll instinctively reach for a knife and go for your throat

in which case i encourage you to check up on him

[coarse birch]

probably true

WOW

mods arco wishes death upon me

smite him

[south folio]

a fate worse than death

[misty wraith]

same except i am definitely gay

[fleet zealot]

i'm no longer gay

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ssj-trasformazione-ssj3-gif-19246102

i've gone further beyond

[median steeple]

first gif of when searching pansexual is just deadpool

peak representation

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-dance-bye-bye-bye-deadpool-dancing-deadpool-and-wolverine-nsync-gif-574902272552011427

[south folio]

i still don't know what pansexual means to this day and i want to leave it unknown so that i purely associate it with people who really like pans

[acoustic dune]

tf2 players

[south folio]

TRUE

[north sedge]

they just love taking care of cast iron

[royal vortex]

HARD. CORE.

[median steeple]

btw peak cinema

[fleet zealot]

bi is either gender, pan doesn't care about gender, and the lines between the two are blurred besides like, pure bi s

[ripe quest]

means they'd be fine in a relationship with someone of literally any gender identity.

[nimble fiber]

thats crazy

[fleet zealot]

dont think about it too hard

[south folio]

so pans are technically covered under that

good enough for me

[fleet zealot]

it makes internet arguments

[north sedge]

and they love to keep their cast iron pan well seasoned!

[nimble fiber]

is he actually dancing like that in the movie?

haven't watched it yet

[median steeple]

yes

Please watch it

[acoustic dune]

golly

[nimble fiber]

will do when its out in
u know

[median steeple]

it's out now

last friday

[nimble fiber]

no I mean

not cinema

[acoustic dune]

he is sayin he is a pirate

[ripe quest]

teeth so sharp I turn tongues into ground beef

[south folio]

a criminal

i sentence asraval to tarring and feather

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-meme-gif-19928181

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/sharkboy-and-lavagirl-dream-dream-dream-dream-dream-dream-dream-dreams-sharkboy-gif-19250694

does anyone remember this fever dream of a movie

[acoustic dune]

smth smth a blowy

[south folio]

sharkboy firegirl or whatever?

or is it something else

[median steeple]

Sharkboy and lava girl

[nimble fiber]

arco

[royal vortex]

HARD. CORE.

[nimble fiber]

why u so mean

[south folio]

god i love my memory

[median steeple]

I think the actor for sharkboy dressed up as sharkboy as an adult not long ago

[south folio]

i'm treating you appropriately

[nimble fiber]

[acoustic dune]

me when i date a sharl girl

[nimble fiber]

pirate life is hard u know

if u dont like the sea

[south folio]

that movie is ingrained into my memory for some reason

[acoustic dune]

drinking oj is not that hard

[nimble fiber]

drinking what

[south folio]

let him have his scurvy

[south folio]

the murderer

[median steeple]

Godzilla minus one was a pain in the ass to find

[ripe quest]

Your dreams are just that, delusions of a reality which cannot come. However, I have committed violent acts upon others using these sharp teeth. We are not the same.

[median steeple]

the only one was a phone recording until may

[acoustic dune]

owenge juice

[nimble fiber]

eh on my site it was quite easy to find

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-drinking-fanta-orange-orange-juice-gif-21457314

[nimble fiber]

thats literally arco

[acoustic dune]

you are a fool

[south folio]

this man will never have scurvy

[nimble fiber]

the door in the background I mean

[acoustic dune]

i can make it into a reality

[south folio]

i don't like orange juice

[south folio]

wh

[median steeple]

what

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-wizard-gang-spell-peace-gif-7333931153151393316

[acoustic dune]

with enough madness

[nimble fiber]

bread

[acoustic dune]

my shizo will leak it into existance

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-black-panther-black-panther-marvel-marvel-gif-25406660

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[median steeple]

peak gif

[acoustic dune]

or i can always draw it

i didnt get into art so i can be a snob

i can also be a snob and a pervert

[south folio]

the power of creation

[acoustic dune]

yay ferret

[acoustic dune]

god got nothing on my creativuty

it is of eldritch horror

[nimble fiber]

how do u hide messages again

[acoustic dune]

PERVERTED eldritch horror

[nimble fiber]

dont know why I pinged u specifically

[acoustic dune]

perhaps its destiny

[median steeple]

wdym hide messages

because I have no idea

[nimble fiber]

cover them

with the grey thing

[median steeple]

Or

[hushed agate]

The spoiler tag?

[median steeple]

|| in the front and back of the message

[nimble fiber]

ye

||beans||

[hushed agate]

|balls|

FUCK

[median steeple]

death

[hushed agate]

||balls||

[acoustic dune]

fuck balls?

[nimble fiber]

oh I remember why I pinged u specifically

[acoustic dune]

god i want to down some oj now

normally i buy a crate to quench my first

[unreal steppe]

this worth anything?

[south folio]

||kill asraval||

[hushed agate]

The base is alright if you meed one for when crafting update drops

[nimble fiber]

||may arco drown in ants||

[median steeple]

Nah I already got one but I was looking for it for months since I wanted to watch it for the 4th time after it got taken out of theatres

[fleet zealot]

nah

[acoustic dune]

||i need a tv show gib recommendation||

[nimble fiber]

||snowfall||

[unreal steppe]

thanks gamers

[acoustic dune]

||tf is snowfall||

[hushed agate]

||have you watched home videos before?||

[median steeple]

you could watch HOTD since it's on season 2 now

[acoustic dune]

||no ||

[north sedge]

scavengers reign

[hushed agate]

||I meant home movies not videos oops lolol||

[nimble fiber]

heavy onion the destiny

[acoustic dune]

||oh no not yet will have a eye on it someday||

||could go for some good animation doh||

preferbally action

[nimble fiber]

wistoria wand & sword

not many episodes out yet tho

[hushed agate]

||the castlevenia show is really good||

[acoustic dune]

ill have a read of the manga

but i am burned out on anime for now

well not really but

[acoustic dune]

||watch it before stop like some episode in||

[ivory marlin]

Why y’all spoiling so much

[median steeple]

||I mean you could try the Punisher if you don't mind Jon bernthal beating people for multiple hours||

[ivory marlin]

Talking bout that one knife perk?

[south folio]

because they're criminals

[hushed agate]

|| To not spoil u. ||

[ivory marlin]

Ok jason

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/criminal-fnaf-facial-recognition-test-william-afton-gif-23135210

[acoustic dune]

gay SEX

[south folio]

i don't like your tone, mr

[hushed agate]

||SHUT UP||

[ivory marlin]

Count me in

[acoustic dune]

||yar har matey||

[ivory marlin]

Thats too bad huh, gonna do smth about it? Jason

[nimble fiber]

peak show

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[ivory marlin]

Oh

[nimble fiber]

can definitely recommend watching it in the dark

[ivory marlin]

Who is who in this

[acoustic dune]

also

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY||

[hushed agate]

||he eating your brain. ||

[south folio]

i'd probably be slobbing the saliva
I was very close to licking somebody as a self-defense mechanism

[ivory marlin]

Not much there

[nimble fiber]

uhm

[south folio]

instead i just smeared saliva on them with my finger

[acoustic dune]

anyhow

[hushed agate]

||please elaborate if youre comfortable with that||

[ivory marlin]

Jason you seem the type to bite people if their hand is near you

[acoustic dune]

for some reason i wanna gete into a jhon wick esk story

but animation

like a very old man

[hushed agate]

Arco is a wild beast

[south folio]

i was in trouble with school and a kid was annoying me at lunch since he sat close to me and bumped into me at the school bench i was sitting at repeatedly

[hushed agate]

That learned to type

[south folio]

and i didn't want to punch him, so i decided that a non-violent way to permanently get rid of him was to just disgust him

and it did work really well

[nimble fiber]

did u kiss him arco

[south folio]

cuz his face just looked really disgusted

no.

[acoustic dune]

did you throw poop at him

[south folio]

i am unfortunately not homosex

[ivory marlin]

Arco do you kiss other men

[south folio]

poop is too disgusting for me

no kisses

[acoustic dune]

coward

[nimble fiber]

arco would u kiss a olive

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-gif-7421460624716631752

[south folio]

yes

[hushed agate]

Arco will you read me a bed time story

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-funny-funny-monkey-monke-gorilla-gif-9160046573638096139

[nimble fiber]

disgusting

[ivory marlin]

This you arco?

[south folio]

you can read bedtime stories to yourself

be your own mom

[acoustic dune]

should have done what our ancestor did

[south folio]

no.

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-kiryu-gif-25261393

[south folio]

m*n

[nimble fiber]

[acoustic dune]

wom*n

[south folio]

m*ntal illness

[acoustic dune]

batm*n

[south folio]

wom*ntal illness

[hushed agate]

Thats man dumby

Not batman

[acoustic dune]

ah sorry

i meant

[south folio]

when the batman is no longer bat

[acoustic dune]

bat

anyhow yea

need show recommendation

[nimble fiber]

u have some

[acoustic dune]

jhon whick esk if possible

[nimble fiber]

u literally had multiple recommendations

[acoustic dune]

i did

[nimble fiber]

ye

[acoustic dune]

but its not enough

[south folio]

i only read comics so too bad

[acoustic dune]

i require

MORE

[hushed agate]

Im unfortunately not in the knowing of many shows

[acoustic dune]

that work too

[nimble fiber]

u read comics arco?

[hushed agate]

I rarely watch anything other than YouTube

[nimble fiber]

name all comics

[acoustic dune]

i have a list on mango on my phone that i read

[south folio]

kill asraval

[acoustic dune]

gud shit

[south folio]

this is a pretty banger manhwa if you haven't seen it https://www.webtoons.com/en/action/1-second/list?title_no=4322

[nimble fiber]

drown arco in a pool of spiders and ants and snails

[north sedge]

berserk 97

[acoustic dune]

god dont make me go through that again

i still havent recover when the artist died

[opaque island]

lost, like tears in the rain

[south folio]

i will drag you down into the abyss

[acoustic dune]

imma bald and seethe and say i hate webtoon anime artstyle

[hushed agate]

Bald?

[civic basin]

https://tenor.com/view/griffith-guts-griffguts-berserk-anime-gif-5223797129386692475

[median steeple]

bald alert

[nimble fiber]

fine, but I will not let go and drag u down with me

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

[acoustic dune]

saldy not bald yet

[nimble fiber]

we in this together!

[median steeple]

hmm if you like Xmen or stuff Xmen97 is pretty good

idk what we're on atm I just got reminded of that show

[acoustic dune]

fucking griffith

literally

[nimble fiber]

wondering if arco is bald

[south folio]

i think 1 second is a bit better than the usual but maybe still too much for me

but i like my shoujo so i'm used to that artstyle

i am NOT bald

[median steeple]

or you lex luthor bald or fisk bald

[north sedge]

xmen 97 was very good

[south folio]

all of my hair is still on my head

[nimble fiber]

baldco

[south folio]

no,

i am not some badly named brand

[acoustic dune]

its so bland

i hate how bland it is

[hushed agate]

Ok big arco keep talking

[acoustic dune]

plus the artstyle is not fun to watch for me

[hushed agate]

I wont buy your shit

[south folio]

you know my darktide graphic settings and the standards that i have

[nimble fiber]

u mean toy story?

[acoustic dune]

god the paneling

i hate it

[nimble fiber]

good movies

[acoustic dune]

speaking of movie

i hate the newest ghibli film

for the story

[nimble fiber]

didn't even know there was a new ghibli movie

[median steeple]

omg I forgot how scuffed the first toy story is

[hushed agate]

Do you gate me...🥺

[drowsy steppe]

I keep seeing this accursed image

[nimble fiber]

I will rewatch it at some point

def not sober tho

[south folio]

you are my favorite person to put in front of a locked door

[south folio]

it will become a reality for you

stare into the abyss

[acoustic dune]

the the newest one is called
the boy and the heron

great animation

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

[acoustic dune]

didn't like the story

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[north sedge]

heard nothing but good things about it

but have not seen

[nimble fiber]

uuh have u guys watched the new a quiet place?

[acoustic dune]

its great animation

just didnt like the story

[ornate bone]

OKAY RIDDLE ME THIS RIDDLE ME THAT

What makes the front of the door the front

And the back the back

[south folio]

the side that is opposite of me

whatever keeps you all away from me

[hushed agate]

It is the front entrance of a building

[nimble fiber]

the front u are homeless

[acoustic dune]

is it sex?

[nimble fiber]

the back u have a home

[south folio]

you are all homeless

[nimble fiber]

homlessco

[hushed agate]

Wtf whyd you steal my home what i do

[nimble fiber]

archomlessco

[ornate bone]

I wish I was homeless so I didn't have to deal with y'all pretending to be my homies

[south folio]

called me big arco

[drowsy steppe]

inshallah, you will get hit with karma

[hushed agate]

Fair

[acoustic dune]

homelest

?

like home molester?

[nimble fiber]

yes arco is a home molester

[south folio]

evolution of a language

no.

[ornate bone]

Mal just cast the Reddit downvote spell

[nimble fiber]

I have a headache and its probably only because arco likes olives

[hushed agate]

Whats wrong with olives

[acoustic dune]

its greek

[nimble fiber]

arco likes them

[south folio]

asraval is just racist

[hushed agate]

I already know that whats that got to do with olives

[acoustic dune]

who is asraval?

[south folio]

+2 +2 +2

[nimble fiber]

ayoooo

what did I do to u?

[acoustic dune]

you ate his ''olives''

[hushed agate]

We are in a warhammer discord im going to assume everyone is until proven otherwise

[nimble fiber]

I would rather die

literally despise olives

[acoustic dune]

funny bc you are a ghost

[south folio]

L

[nimble fiber]

W

[south folio]

get this man a pizza with olives on it

and force feed it to him

[acoustic dune]

i like soggy cereal

[south folio]

get out

[acoustic dune]

somewhat

[nimble fiber]

get arco a pizza with all the insects u can find on the ground

[south folio]

you can no longer back out of this

[nimble fiber]

and force feed it to him

[south folio]

you have cast the die that you like soggy cereal

there is no nuance

[acoustic dune]

i like soggy ish cereal

[nimble fiber]

what soggy cereal huh

thats kinda random

[spare talon]

im actually going to fucking lose it
boss hits like a sledgehammer
only focuses on 1 person at a time
for some reason, when someone goes down, neither of the other 2 people who arent being focused rez the person
so when im being targeted for over a minute straight, the person just bleeds cuz if i try to revive them, ill die myself

[south folio]

i hope an army of olives invades your home

coke

[nimble fiber]

I hope an army of uhm uh ants and spiders invade your home

[hushed agate]

Hiiiii cole

[acoustic dune]

you ok cole?

[spare talon]

i didnt think this level of basic situational awareness was this hard

[acoustic dune]

blame khorn

[fleet zealot]

remember, have 0 expectations and you can't be let down /j

[south folio]

you know, i've never noticed that this was a pattern of yours

[acoustic dune]

the butcher nail kicked in

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-at-least-you-tried-fail-failure-gif-7859548

[nimble fiber]

cole the shit u just said is relatable

[nimble fiber]

arco I will literally throw moldy bread at u

[acoustic dune]

ferret poster

post us some ferret

swimming

or bathing

[south folio]

2 damage

[coarse birch]

All your health

[acoustic dune]

dried up baguette

[nimble fiber]

so u are accustomed to moldy bread?

[hushed agate]

Why are all your threats bad food

[south folio]

i hope that i am able to take very minimal damage from bread

[nimble fiber]

cause I hate bad food

[acoustic dune]

he got expired food in his fridge

[south folio]

asraval is just cultivating weapons against his enemy

[acoustic dune]

you mean ate or hate?

[hushed agate]

Thats a way of disposing it I suppose

[acoustic dune]

or both?

[south folio]

his refridgerator is his weapons' storehouse

[acoustic dune]

question

[hushed agate]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

has someone tried mixing oj and milk?

[nimble fiber]

stan probably

[drowsy steppe]

coke

[acoustic dune]

he drink carbonate liquid

prob bath in one too

[hushed agate]

Stans thing is putting ketchup on food and eating foods at the wrong temperature

He wouldn't do that i hope

[drowsy steppe]

what would be the purpose of being in arms against this arco person

he sounds like a bad guy

[south folio]

?

i am a child of god

[acoustic dune]

did he really ate a heat up salad?

[nimble fiber]

right?

[spare talon]

FROST WALKER MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!!!

[nimble fiber]

cole pls dont

[hushed agate]

He eats microwaved icecream so probably

[south folio]

coke

[nimble fiber]

frost walker isn't real

[spare talon]

WHY DID THEY MAKE VALBY CELLS 32% HERE AND 3-6% FROM SHIT SOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!

[south folio]

coke

[nimble fiber]

it can't hurt u

[acoustic dune]

fucking aye

[spare talon]

YES PLEASE YUM I LOVE DOING 15 MINUTE KAIPER MINES FOR ONLY A CHANCE AT THE RELIC WITH A 3% DROP

[acoustic dune]

cole what are you talking about

[south folio]

let the schizo have his moment

[hushed agate]

I think that new ftp looter shooter

[acoustic dune]

is it free?

[nimble fiber]

u remind me that I have a kuiper buff thingy runnin

[hushed agate]

I believe so?

The First Descendant

[acoustic dune]

time to go back to payday2

[nimble fiber]

wich I used a bit but not to full potential cause my game crashed and I gave up

[hushed agate]

R u ok

[spare talon]

noi

no

[nimble fiber]

met some cool people while farmin tho

[acoustic dune]

stardew valley?

[south folio]

irl of course

[nimble fiber]

the first descendant

never played stardew valley

[acoustic dune]

so do i

[hushed agate]

Why do people like stardew i don't understand the game

[acoustic dune]

heard its fun

[nimble fiber]

because people like different things

[acoustic dune]

same reason people play clash royal

[hushed agate]

What i like is the only correct thing to like

If your opinion doesn't match mine change it

[south folio]

they are held at gunpoint to play stardew and promote it

there is no other explanation

[nimble fiber]

I mean arco likes olives

[south folio]

if not at gunpoint, at ICBM-point

[nimble fiber]

I would never eat olives

[acoustic dune]

ok fine

ill promote my fav game

[nimble fiber]

but I can accept that he likes em

[acoustic dune]

SNOOT GAME

PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[south folio]

i can not accept asraval's existence on this world

[hushed agate]

The furry dating sim?

[nimble fiber]

typical arco L

[acoustic dune]

the dinosaur dating sim

great shit

would play again

[hushed agate]

Strange choice

[nimble fiber]

u say something nice u get evil in return

[acoustic dune]

its my only novel game that i played

that and katawa shoujo

[misty wraith]

HEY

stardew is fine

[acoustic dune]

still in the intro

shit is so long

but yes

[acoustic dune]

play snoot game

[misty wraith]

they keep getting stranger

[nimble fiber]

omg arco your brethren

[acoustic dune]

waitill you see the kfc one

[south folio]

kill asraval

[misty wraith]

nah i know about the kfc one

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-alright-i-get-it-i-get-it-enough-gif-19558825

[misty wraith]

rtgame played that one

[nimble fiber]

kfc arco edition

[spiral anvil]

The kfc one is official right

[acoustic dune]

ok fine play the disabled anime one then

[misty wraith]

I dont play dating sims

[acoustic dune]

one of the greatest story from what i have heard

[spiral anvil]

That's straight up p0rn

[acoustic dune]

is it?

[hushed agate]

Yes

[south folio]

kfc based???

where's my samsung dating sim

[hushed agate]

Kfc is based but there food fucking sucks

[acoustic dune]

they also made a ad for their console aswell

[misty wraith]

their HWAT

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLiBWrIQVQ

[hushed agate]

Console?

[acoustic dune]

kfc console

[nimble fiber]

kfa

[hushed agate]

Thats a cool gag gift

Might get it

[acoustic dune]

i still cant get over the mother days ad from kfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKFZJU7bvaw

we need a father day one

[hushed agate]

Wtf

[south folio]

all the men lovers in chat have been stunlocked by the video

[fleet zealot]

woker

wokey d pronouns

uhhhh

bandit

[acoustic dune]

god now it make remenber of the weird sexual fruit juice ad

do you lads want it?

or?

[south folio]

who wants to be the one to say yes

[acoustic dune]

you said yes

[south folio]

volunteer yourself for this

no i didn't

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAe33yyb9lI

[south folio]

i was posing a question

do not put this on me

what on god's green earth

[acoustic dune]

still said yes

[south folio]

no

[hushed agate]

These are the same guys who made the ad of the lemon getting rped wtf

[acoustic dune]

the wat

[hushed agate]

Imma see if i can find it hol on

Actually i might get in trouble if i post it

Not that its graphic but i can dm you it

[acoustic dune]

dm it

[spiral anvil]

I only know grapefruit

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNkO5d7dCI8&t=49s

i like this one

feel newground esk

[hushed knoll]

I'm out of seltzer

I'm going to get the seltzer shakes

[fleet zealot]

Zoinked out, must recharge