zealot-class

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/wliia-whose-line-is-it-anyway-colin-mochrie-chip-esten-bald-gif-11918913

[storm elm]

60/60 Zealot completed

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[hollow dove]

361 and change perks to critchance/critdmg, or 363 and change sustained fire with surge4 and elites with critchance 🤔

[misty mason]

I guess you could say you've done

Zea lot

[hollow dove]

49 charge rate seems low

[mossy tulip]

wait does bolter even stagger crushers no

now

[storm elm]

Yes, it does

[mossy tulip]

doesnt proc pinning

wait wtf

this is so ass now

takes 5 shots to kill a crusher with no pinning

ig now you have to proc on something else then magdump

[ivory marlin]

Is that you?

[obsidian prairie]

QP today fucking hates me

[modern lintel]

Creature

[ornate bone]

me and the line of coca-cola I just did

[polar nexus]

Whose line is it anyway ❤️

[acoustic dune]

why is nurgle farting a lot today

[misty mason]

beans

[misty nova]

Caffeine

[polar nexus]

Boltgun zealot is pinning fire + shattering / cavalcade.

If you want to do something else, it's vet territory

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

[ivory marlin]

My coworker gave me her brother’s number and i might actually convince him to get darktide

First time ever talking to him

[misty mason]

Hey do you want to shoot heretics and hold hands

Just kidding haha

Unless

[ivory marlin]

Real

[royal vortex]

HARDCORE

[clear knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016352052928057477/1268050116674326559/24CC7E9D00007.mp4?ex=66ab0333&is=66a9b1b3&hm=5c37a69f46b7b6cc8fa4c32c6eeaa1f536fa0c3630648611b797eaad89402c40&

[south folio]

jale on his journey to make everyone in the world addicted to darktide

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

Helly Sweatbomb

Hello

[south folio]

hello toe

[hushed knoll]

I am not a toe

[south folio]

hello toe

[hushed knoll]

You will pay for these transgressions

[south folio]

it is quite impolite to ignore my greetings, mr toe

[hushed knoll]

I am going to make you drink a cold drink too fast so you get brain freeze

[north sedge]

arco, have you heard about how stan eats tacos and why

[south folio]

dough jumpscare

and i feel that i do not want to know why

still, hit me with it

i can handle it

[royal vortex]

COLD-CORE

FROZEN TO THE MEGA

[south folio]

why is josho especially brain-damaged today

[royal vortex]

🌮

[misty mason]

Has josho been replaced by an AI that was trained on 80s movies catch phrases

[north sedge]

because of the taco revelations

[misty mason]

Always getting stan and josho confused cause they're so similar

[royal vortex]

VERTICAL. NOT HARD-CORE.

[south folio]

so true

[royal vortex]

HORIZONTAL FOR LIFE

[north sedge]

so you know how stan insists on eating tacos by putting them in a bowl and using a fork and knife?

[south folio]

uh huh

[north sedge]

he insists this is better because it's normally an absolute mess

[south folio]

................

[north sedge]

because he eats them vertically

[misty mason]

I eat nachos in a bowl with a fork

[south folio]

WHAT

[hushed knoll]

You're so tired rn

[misty mason]

Fuck I am

[south folio]

stan, do the insides of the taco just fall onto your face when you eat

[hushed knoll]

SLAY

[north sedge]

nachos are a bowl food, that is fine

[hushed knoll]

WHAT THE FUCK

What I do is the same thing

[north sedge]

no the open end is pointing down

so it just dumps out

[south folio]

what the hell

[hushed knoll]

There are two open ends

[royal vortex]

HE CALLS THE BOTTOM THE "CLOSED BACK". SOFT-CORE.

[south folio]

stan, answer for your crimes

[royal vortex]

LAME TO THE EXTREME

[hushed knoll]

What am I supposed to do

[south folio]

eat them the proper way

so that they don't fall out

[hushed knoll]

I cut them up in a bowl and pour sour cream on it

[south folio]

and you don't have to wash an extra bowl because of this

i propose we waterboard stan with sour cream

[hushed knoll]

😛

Hit me

[south folio]

i am non-violent

[hushed knoll]

I eat plain tortilla chips with sour cream

I slather on a spoonful

[north sedge]

https://youtu.be/jKcCgJLTUbo?si=0Jo3Ue_BtWyN-BCH&t=70 here you go stan, the great mystery

[hushed knoll]

I'll have to watch that tomorrow I'm going to bed

[north sedge]

no

you're just avoiding the truth

it is like 2 minutes long and i started it at the proper time

[hushed knoll]

LOOK AT THE STUFF FALLING OUT

THEY'RE GETTING SCIATICA

[south folio]

my god his neck is broken

[north sedge]

everything is sciatica to you

[royal vortex]

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE HATRED I FEEL. HARD-CORE.

[south folio]

josho has snapped the blood vessels going into his brain apparently

[hushed knoll]

Why are you trying to look like stretch woman from the incredibles

When you eat tacos

Elastic mom

[royal vortex]

...stretch woman?

[hushed knoll]

Or whatever her name is

[royal vortex]

elastic mom..?

[hushed knoll]

The stretchy lady

[royal vortex]

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE ADDITIONAL LOAD OF HATRED I HAVE RECEIVED. HARD CORE TO THE MEGA.

[hushed knoll]

What noq

Now

[north sedge]

stan this is how pretty much everyone eats a taco

[hushed knoll]

And yet stuff still fell

[north sedge]

what 3 bits of lettuce

impossible to recover, lost

it's even easier when it's a soft taco!

[misty mason]

Go 2 badge stan

[fleet zealot]

stan can't eat taco

meanwhile me gobbling down 3 of them with barely crumbs left on my plate

[misty mason]

You need to shave

[north sedge]

Impossible task

[fleet zealot]

Im clean shaven

[fleet zealot]

I mean no one is perfect

[south folio]

only the chosen one can enjoy a taco bowlless

[fleet zealot]

Yea i need a plate

For the meat juices

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-puppet-smug-a-hat-in-time-hat-kid-shadow-owo-gif-24491465

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-cat-attack-cishet-big-chungus-gif-22614348

[ivory marlin]

Hi flip

[zealous basin]

[ivory marlin]

How life been

[zealous basin]

tired all the time

i got a job

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-freddy's-fnaf-fnaf-jumpscare-jumpscare-fnaf-jumpscares-gif-8625598336847924580

[zealous basin]

[ivory marlin]

I did the tutorial of hunt but thats as far as i got

Real

What kind of job

[ornate bone]

blow

[zealous basin]

assistant editor

i'm workin on a movie

[ornate bone]

a thomas cruise movie

[ivory marlin]

Is it the skibidi movie?

[zealous basin]

no man

[ivory marlin]

Dang

[zealous basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWVT1GNg2XQ we dropped a teaser the other day

[ivory marlin]

Did you have to sign an nda and so you have to say no or actually no

[zealous basin]

if only

[ivory marlin]

Be so fr that its a coroline sequel

I spelt it wrong

[zealous basin]

its not

xd

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[zealous basin]

they just decided to use coraline for marketing

cuz everyone loves coraline!!!!

[ivory marlin]

I was so hyped

Still it seems cool

But

[zealous basin]

its neat

[ivory marlin]

Coraline 2 would have been so epic

[zealous basin]

technically i worked on coraline

[ivory marlin]

Were you even born?

[zealous basin]

bitch i am twenty eight years old

[ivory marlin]

Wait you are around my age rigjt

Nvm

Man was 10 when i was born

[ivory marlin]

Wait so this is actually real

Were you the voice of whiley?

[zealous basin]

no i was just normal child labor

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok

[ivory marlin]

It says gullible on the ceiling

[ornate bone]

no it doesn't

[ivory marlin]

You sure?

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/george-clooney-shocked-confused-what-say-what-gif-5651996

my brain unironically went to 'well thunderstrikes wasted on a power m-wait'

[ivory marlin]

Hi okri

[zinc talon]

hi fren, hows tings

[ivory marlin]

My wingstop order got stolen again

This is the second time

[zinc talon]

fuck's sake

not in a row tho right

[ivory marlin]

No its in a row

I ordered wingstop last week and it got stolen

Then today the dasher drove to his house then said the order was dropped off

[zinc talon]

his house?

so the delivery guy took your dinner and clocked out

oooh that's a paddlin in my book

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[zinc talon]

are wings the only thing you've ever had people yoink after you order em?

[ivory marlin]

Yep

[zinc talon]

unfortunate

[ivory marlin]

I agree

Wingstop is divine tho

[ivory marlin]

What zealot build is that

[zinc talon]

there's a very...sensitive...point about why perhaps your wings go missing and nothing else

yknow what I'm not even gonna get into it

what does doordash do when stuff like this happens

[ripe quest]

if you take a fly, put it in the freezer for 45 seconds, take it out and snip the little club-like limbs under the wings and then let them go, they fly around like idiots and die an hour later

[zinc talon]

been sent like that a couple times, even survived once but ofc the timer was up the second I was too

[ivory marlin]

Either refund, dd credit or remake the order

[zinc talon]

those lil limbs are their proprioception sensors

basically yknow how you can close your eyes and touch your fingers together

[ivory marlin]

In my case they are remaking the order cuz this is my dinner and i haven’t eaten in 2 days

[zinc talon]

and you 'know' where your hands are in space

those let the fly know what the wings are doing

and also sidebar

why are you doing this to flies in your spare time

you should be doing it to wasps and hornets

[zinc talon]

ah, a fellow emperor-sanctioned marching powder enjoyer

[ripe quest]

I have a natural affinity for wasps and hornets, I do not have one for flies.

[rocky marsh]

@ripe quest come join us in pictionary

tapeworm is arco

[ripe quest]

where

[rocky marsh]

https://skribbl.io/?WSCPovZY
join as exhil or else it would get even more confusing

[zinc talon]

skribbiti?

[spare talon]

skribbiti toilet

[ornate bone]

SKIBIDI DOT IO SKIBIDI DOT IO SKIBIDI DOT IO

[spare talon]

where new link

[sterile stone]

I hope your ancestors were watching when you typed this.

[polar nexus]

🫂

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/sticking-out-your-gyatt-for-the-rizzler-meme-spongebob-funny-gif-5366342343647973336

[ivory marlin]

hi argus

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-skeleton-skeleton-mewing-ujd-server-i-love-men-so-much-gif-6828481741212889926

[spiral anvil]

He's like a lil cat

[drowsy steppe]

FAT

[zinc talon]

Imma Tank

[spare talon]

@south folio die

[south folio]

???

where did this come from

[spare talon]

the last thing you said in the lobby

[south folio]

what lobby

i'm a peaceloving person

i would never saying something like that

[ivory marlin]

wanna join us for leveling?

its currently my level 27 vet and freakyjoe's level 0 ogryn

then i switch to my level 4 zealot

[ornate bone]

disney costumes be like

[coarse birch]

Is arco playing malice with you guys

[south folio]

no i was playing something more highbrow

(skribbl)

[coarse birch]

Ah

[ivory marlin]

jason join me for malice

[south folio]

all my characters are level 30 unfortunately

even my ogryn

[ivory marlin]

damn

my vet is level 27 and my friends ogryn is new born

[south folio]

baby's first

[coarse birch]

Wait are you new to DT

[ivory marlin]

im not

[south folio]

he's jale

alternatively gale

[ivory marlin]

my psyker is level 30 and my ogryn is also max

[spare talon]

skribbiti toilet

[south folio]

he's just been roping his relatives into darktide somehow

[ivory marlin]

im just leveling the rest

[south folio]

probably at gunpoint

[coarse birch]

I see

Mr arcotash would you like to partake in tiding or is skribl still happening

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/PdXhx-yECOc?si=i7x1uz-hau2lTmzy

[south folio]

the skribbl is over but the tide is not

i need to grab my headphones tho since i moved my setup elsewhere

brb

[coarse birch]

Do you use wireless headphones

[ivory marlin]

i met a new person today and withing like 3 minutes of talking to them i go t them to get darktide

[coarse birch]

I get people into DT then they leave my life

[ivory marlin]

for reference btw ive been playing since before pc microsoft could play with steam

[coarse birch]

Yeah i thought you had been playing

[ivory marlin]

i know jack shit tho

except for psyker

might main vet once im done leveling the rest

[south folio]

what is this speech skill

[ivory marlin]

ive had the most fun so far with vet

[ivory marlin]

i can conving most people to do most thing pretty easily in person

[spare talon]

conving

[south folio]

conving

[ivory marlin]

:(

convincing

[coarse birch]

conving

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083351786305359912/1253278103032168538/convert.gif

[south folio]

amazing

@coarse birch the headphone has been retrieved and i am in darktide

[coarse birch]

yeah i just booted doing OBS stuff rq

will be there in a sec

[rocky marsh]

Draw guess game more fun than DT for real

[south folio]

yoshi exhibited talentless behavior

[spare talon]

@ivory marlin

when youre done with that mission

i have a surprise for you

[ivory marlin]

ok

[vagrant sage]

would a tigrus mkii heavy eviscerator or cadia mkiv assault chainsword be better for horde clear? the cadia has a 65%+ cleave for 5 seconds on a critical hit

[ember yew]

If you are a new player and don't have any blessing unlocked MK15 evis would be the best for horde clear (use light attacks)

as it has big innate cleave without any blessings

Cleave on crit is pretty weak, Wrath or Savage Sweep is much better or even Rampage (this one is 30%+ cleave, stagger and damage)

[coarse birch]

i would never

[spare talon]

@ivory marlin

[south folio]

coke beats up two children

[ornate bone]

Quadruple-digit flexing on the level 9 ogryn

[spare talon]

oh he was lvl 3 before

[ornate bone]

Excuses

https://tenor.com/view/will-you-change-your-ways-or-will-you-weep-for-forgiveness-to-an-audience-of-deaf-ears-scone-gif-24806421

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/dimples-romana-guilty-gif-26419000

[quaint verge]

How about a new fan?

[marble rover]

On a scale of 1/you’re a daisy if you try

[spiral anvil]

That's a green DBS with 25 unyielding

[marble rover]

It smacks tho

Cabelas big heretic hunting

[south folio]

no.

[polar nexus]

so fucking true

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-explode-shatter-cat-gif-10358843112865587060

why crit damage

of all things

[marble rover]

Ranged yeehaw

Sniping

[spare talon]

crit damage only increases the additional damage from the crit

not the total damage

[marble rover]

It feels good

Plus I get crits a lot

[astral hound]

But the crit damage does nothing...

[marble rover]

I’ll prolly cycle it out tmrw tbh

double 25s on enemies was boring

[spare talon]

what even is the finesse on the DB

i cant imagine its that high

[marble rover]

Lots of snap shotting I’ve been doing

It’s honestly one of the more mobile guns

[astral hound]

bet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1267929110387101728/image.png?ex=66ab3b40&is=66a9e9c0&hm=069bfd67572506ef5b436ae6c1ed945ce38811961e474fcce42fff3428ac4ed6&

[marble rover]

Yeehaw

[nimble fiber]

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/f1AG3ZBbSu8?si=IRWFh0jIBsvGS8f3

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-x-family-yor-forger-based-department-phone-uh-hello-gif-27583186

[nimble fiber]

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-driving-cat-driving-gif-369381050674618482

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/frezzi-frezzi54-cat-gif-20547259

[elfin steppe]

Will there be an update this month?

[solar gorge]

most likely not

[spare talon]

As in July or August

[elfin steppe]

August

I forgot it's still July

[coarse birch]

I wouldnt count on it

[elfin steppe]

I really hope they buff the Evi, the shooters are driving me mad

[summer tree]

They will nerf everything and buff all enemies in 17 years

[zealous basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/579428576453984257/1233614661178626119/ezgif-4-750cad3a3b.gif

[rocky marsh]

Fishcat

[viral dagger]

heresy

[zealous basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843662454805757952/994329861369897070/catesaur.gif

[rocky marsh]

hd2 community

idk i really feel some people are too idealistic, and we need more pragmatic peepo

[viral dagger]

"poster boy of a reddit thread" this person has to be sub 25 y/o because people will abuse the fuck out of kick for any reason at all and NGAF what so ever what reddit think lmao

touch grass type comments

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

yessir they finally added 1 thirst trap item for male characters!

[hushed knoll]

WTF stickbugs can’t dance

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Mushrooms can’t dance either

[acoustic dune]

whats the context here

[south folio]

coke

[hushed knoll]

Is there any way you can check what’s in the cosmetics shop without logging in

[misty nova]

that bug's breaking it down

[hushed knoll]

NO 😠

[nimble fiber]

arco made some pasta at some point and it was made out of legos

[acoustic dune]

coke?

[hushed knoll]

The only thing that’s breaking down is your argument that stickbugs can dance

[misty nova]

Yes

[hushed knoll]

No

[south folio]

coke

[nimble fiber]

nah actually the context is the first descendant

[hushed knoll]

Huh

[acoustic dune]

tf is hapenning

[hushed knoll]

Cholesterol

God dammit

Chaos*

[south folio]

coke

[acoustic dune]

are you calling fat people chaos?

[hushed knoll]

You need to kiss a pickle

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-octo-squidward-bump-gif-15057642

[nimble fiber]

what

[acoustic dune]

dont mind it

[hushed knoll]

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[acoustic dune]

stan is our average carbonated drinker

he's weird like that

[nimble fiber]

I know

[hushed knoll]

Dude I have 3 seltzer cans set up next to my bed to drink throughout the night

I finished two of em

[acoustic dune]

goaod for you

i sweat sleeping

shit's wack

[hushed knoll]

WHY ARE YOU TAKING NOTES

😠

[south folio]

i sleep sweating

[acoustic dune]

because you have a addiction stan

[hushed knoll]

An addiction implies harm

It’s not harmful

[nimble fiber]

sweating sleep i

[acoustic dune]

ferret posting

yay

[south folio]

i do hope you get permanently sleeped

[nimble fiber]

I hope arco eats a bunch of olives on accident

[fleet zealot]

I eat a lot of olives on purpose

What now huh

[nimble fiber]

im gonna explode

[south folio]

i like olives

[nimble fiber]

fuck

[south folio]

foolish fool

[placid fiber]

Me?

[left iron]

May Stan's culinary creations brighten your day Arco! You will be forced to eat them

[placid fiber]

oops I meant to react with that instead

[south folio]

brightening my day, as in knocking me to the ground and the sun unwittingly flashing my eyes as I stare into the sky

i will surely die of a seizure

[rocky marsh]

yeppp
(im also sub 25 as well )

[placid fiber]

you have 25 subs?!

[hushed knoll]

You can collect sweat in vials

[south folio]

thank you for this information

[nimble fiber]

[south folio]

i will take this power and do well with it

[placid fiber]

Just what I needed to know while eating lol

[hushed knoll]

In WoW I always picked up vials of troll sweat

[rocky marsh]

onlyfans when?

[south folio]

nah, it won't be my own sweat

[hushed knoll]

What

Whose sweat will it be

[placid fiber]

Yours

[hushed knoll]

My sweat is encrypted

[placid fiber]

Even better

[south folio]

stan has put a bike lock on his sweat

[hushed knoll]

Exactly

[south folio]

those fellers ain't going nowhere

[hushed knoll]

@royal vortex ‘s sweat eats through a variety of organic and inorganic materials

[nimble fiber]

is he the alien from alien?

[rocky marsh]

just like your text?

[south folio]

josho taking a hit out of nowhere

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

Is he smoking weed

[south folio]

probably

and cocaine

and heroin

and whatever self-destructive drug is on the market nowadays

[hushed knoll]

Why are you so fixated on drugs

[placid fiber]

cheese

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[south folio]

a bad person brought up weed to the conversation

[nimble fiber]

cause arco is a druggo

[left iron]

Arco is a known drug dealer

[hushed knoll]

STOP YOU CANT PUT CHEESE ON PIE

[south folio]

why would i deal drugs when i could keep them for myself

[hushed knoll]

Omg ice hi huggywuggies u

[left iron]

Uh oh

[nimble fiber]

RUN

[south folio]

they're clearly putting the pie onto cheese

[placid fiber]

He spelled that right for once

[nimble fiber]

also stay hydrated ice

[placid fiber]

huggy wuggies

[hushed knoll]

You can’t

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-18407119697594143225

[hushed knoll]

Ice please

[south folio]

hydration is the method by which ice asexually reproduces

[placid fiber]

You're too hydrated, drink salt water asap!

[hushed knoll]

I thought Finns bury themselves in a den of snow and then they undergo mitosis

[south folio]

same same

[hushed knoll]

Did you even study bulging????

Biology

[left iron]

What

[nimble fiber]

lol

[south folio]

HAHA

[nimble fiber]

did u?

study bulging

[south folio]

no i did not

[hushed knoll]

Biology***

[south folio]

i did not even know it was a topic to be studied!

i shall research further

[nimble fiber]

apparently it is

stan do u teach bulging?

[tropic pelican]

who would ruin a delicious pie like this

[hushed knoll]

[south folio]

Stan.

[hushed knoll]

THANK YOU CHAD

CHUG

[tropic pelican]

oh no

i can feel myself

changing

[placid fiber]

Hey look, we got a chad now

[hushed knoll]

I will ruin you

[placid fiber]

Stan finally made someone into a chad!

[nimble fiber]

look at his name u already ruined plenty

then again its arco so...

RUIN HIM MORE

[hushed knoll]

Arco’s soup Pepe isn sweatbokh

God dammit

[left iron]

Arco deserves all the pain he gets

[nimble fiber]

agreed

[south folio]

no i don't

[hushed knoll]

Arco’s superpower is sweatbomb

[south folio]

i'm a child of god

[nimble fiber]

u misspelled satan somehow damn

[south folio]

i'm a real menace in summer apparently

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jebus-baby-blessed-cool-dealwithit-gif-9170170

[south folio]

basically that but a bit more flattering

[hushed knoll]

I actually sweat more in winter cuz people turn up the heat in buildings to 80 degrees

[left iron]

Lmao imagine having heating during winter

[south folio]

just wear 10 layers of clothing

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

Do you have swands or drands

Sweaty hands or dry hands

Sweet swands or dreet drands

[south folio]

this is a dialogue with branching response that have vague consequences

oh you explained it before i could type the sentence out

[nimble fiber]

slowco

[south folio]

either sweaty or dry hands sounds fine

[hushed knoll]

I wonder what would happen if we placed a basket of cold cuts in front of Arco

[south folio]

probably sweaty because i'd rather sweat than have my body pour out a lot of oil in response to dry skin

[south folio]

i don't like the implication that i'm going to do something devious to them

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/swan-aggressive-swan-mean-swan-angry-angry-swan-gif-15776053

[hushed knoll]

Would you pounce on them like a cheetah

[south folio]

no i'm a civilized person

[hushed knoll]

Or would you nibble like a raccoon

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-cheetah-attention-ei-gif-22688615

[south folio]

also i'm not eating anything out of a bucket unless it's ice cream

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-dumpsterracoon-gif-27182277

[nimble fiber]

what about chicken

[hushed knoll]

Does your skin get oily to counteract dryness?

[south folio]

i don't like chicken so no

[nimble fiber]

or popcorn

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-fortnite-family-guy-chicken-popular-vibe-the-weeknd-gif-3449867671768307845

[south folio]

my body is annoying oily

[hushed knoll]

I hate this so much

When my skin gets too dry I get eggs Mike

[south folio]

why'd you delete that asraval

[hushed knoll]

Eczema

[nimble fiber]

hm?

[south folio]

i've seen it, and so has god

[nimble fiber]

u got no proof!

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

Asraval thinks horse flies are cute

He told me yesterday

[nimble fiber]

never said that

[south folio]

true eczema is annoying

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/mosquito-killing-chase-gif-14871165

[south folio]

i'll go for dry hands instead

[hushed knoll]

Ew WTF is this

[south folio]

i think the humidity would actually annihilate my hands

[placid fiber]

First gif I got when I typed in horse flies xD

[south folio]

because my hands are teetering on the verge of having eczema and not having it

[hushed knoll]

I have to use lotion after every shower or else my skin would punish me

[south folio]

my eczema happens in random seasonal phases so i usually deal with it by shrimply waiting

[nimble fiber]

whats eczema again?

[south folio]

since they're intermittent enough to not warrant buying lotion and i typically don't need it

[hushed knoll]

A rash from dry skin

[nimble fiber]

aight bet

[south folio]

when your immune system hates your own skin

[frozen glen]

racist immune system

[hushed knoll]

OMG REBDERBSYWERBSY

ILY

[frozen glen]

thank u

[south folio]

nice job spelling that better than his actual name

[frozen glen]

rebders

[placid fiber]

derbsy werbsy?

[hushed knoll]

Rebderbsywerbsy actually showed up in my auto suggestions lol

[south folio]

fear

[nimble fiber]

the
arco

[south folio]

redverse will never have his original name back

[fleet zealot]

Fear

[south folio]

unwarranted

[hushed knoll]

Whereas redverse gets changed to rebders

[frozen glen]

rebders

[south folio]

rebders

[hushed knoll]

It’s my typing scent

[left iron]

Never forget

[nimble fiber]

thats wild

[hushed knoll]

Omg thank u skier

Arco

[fleet zealot]

Huh

[hushed knoll]

Everyone had their own typing scent

[south folio]

i was told to make up lies about what i think about you

[hushed knoll]

Their phone picks up on

[placid fiber]

wtf is this gif I found? xD

[nimble fiber]

idk

[fleet zealot]

I’m scared to ask agghh wtf is that gif

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

but I wish I didn't see that

[fleet zealot]

Jesus christ and the emperor and the chaos gods

[hushed knoll]

Why are you listening to ice

Ice is adorable but misguided

[placid fiber]

There I fixed it

[hushed knoll]

That’s why he needs to be told to drink water

[south folio]

i have to give ice a bone every so often

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-18407119697594143225

[frozen glen]

hell yea 83k ordo maelstrom

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

Arco, stop boning Ice

Wait...

[hushed knoll]

I wish Ice were on

Ok*

I worry about him

[south folio]

so sad that ice died

[nimble fiber]

on what

[hushed knoll]

I meant ok

He didn’t die

[south folio]

turned into water

the summer's been harsh

[left iron]

I have indeed perished

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/melts-ice-die-melt-melting-gif-13665953488266164844

[south folio]

all that's left is Copacabana bananana boat owo

[hushed knoll]

How are you typing then

OOOO OWNED BY FACTS AND LARS

LOGIC

[placid fiber]

water seeped into his keyboard

[nimble fiber]

lars

[quaint verge]

Lars

[nimble fiber]

lars the knowledgeable

[placid fiber]

And now the keyboard became sentient

[quaint verge]

Keep my granddad out of this

[hushed knoll]

I feel like Ice’s dream is to Zorb ball across the North Sea

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-keyboard-ginger-cat-gif-27129143

[left iron]

What

[hushed knoll]

Don’t let your dreams be drinks ice

Dreams

[nimble fiber]

yeah ice

[placid fiber]

You spelled dreams right lol

[nimble fiber]

dont let your dreams be drinks

[hushed knoll]

Spelling fail

[left iron]

I am indeed at the bottom of my vodka bottle

I must get another one

[frozen glen]

vodka tastes bad

[hushed knoll]

Do Finns drink vodka

[left iron]

Its eh, but its cheap

[hushed knoll]

I thought they drank like star anis liquor

[left iron]

So

[hushed knoll]

Anise

[nimble fiber]

vodka tastes like nothing

at a certain stage

[hushed knoll]

Vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol

[south folio]

yum

[quaint verge]

And how does he know the taste then?

[placid fiber]

How do you know my favorite flavor of water?

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1260965896558743602/InShot_20240711_074035821.gif

Probably where Stan gets his cooking ideas ^

[quaint verge]

Sexface emote alert

[left iron]

I have returned

[quaint verge]

[hushed knoll]

I want to try crushing Doritos into tuna salad

No

[nimble fiber]

ay man

u do u

[south folio]

we should crush ice into snow

[hushed knoll]

Ameisen that’s so nice of you

[nimble fiber]

just dont share it pls

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/super-cooled-water-freezes-contact-ice-experiment-gif-12976833

[hushed knoll]

Asraval

[south folio]

ameisen

[nimble fiber]

hahahahaha

[hushed knoll]

This is what happens when Ice urinates

[quaint verge]

Ain't you supposed to make some fun food?

[placid fiber]

Don't forget to add mustard

[hushed knoll]

Mustard to tuna salad???

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[nimble fiber]

ye but gave up on it cause to lazy

[hushed knoll]

You are not ants

[south folio]

indeed he's not

[placid fiber]

Well... mustard to the doritos... that you are putting into your tuna salad...

[quaint verge]

Direct consumption it is then.

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

def not

Im not stan

thats a thing stan would do

[placid fiber]

Just helping you with your cooking idea

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-bell-tacobell-gif-14950452

[hushed knoll]

That hood looks comfy

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-1955501164687414218

[hushed knoll]

Ice dont do me like this

[placid fiber]

Stan why are you studying bulging?

[hushed knoll]

😠

[south folio]

you have only yourself to blame

[placid fiber]

Wait... I don't want to know that...

[nimble fiber]

u did it to yourself stan

[hushed knoll]

🐜 🥾 🎯

[nimble fiber]

that a threat

[hushed knoll]

I don’t make threats

I make promises

[nimble fiber]

true only bad food

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

[hushed knoll]

Why do ants not go to church

Cuz they are Insekten

[nimble fiber]

gotta admit that one wasn't so bad

[hushed knoll]

I’m one of the great comets of our time

Comics

[nimble fiber]

ok comet

[hushed knoll]

Shut ur pie hole

[quaint verge]

When did German make a joke?

[north sedge]

There's stan, abd and then syrian mom comet

[nimble fiber]

I dont really like pie

[hushed knoll]

Germans are weird

Pie is great

[nimble fiber]

its kinda mid

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

How dare you

[hushed knoll]

And

Spelling fail

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-grade-fail-failed-letter-f-remarks-gif-17926584

[quaint verge]

He is quoting your spelling fails, true

[hushed knoll]

[left iron]

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Please don’t take knots

Notes

[placid fiber]

un cub teurd...?

[tropic pelican]

for burger king rraaaaargh

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-meeting-gif-26837833

[nimble fiber]

god damn

amazing that I could still read it

[placid fiber]

Same

[hushed knoll]

It’s Dialekt Asraval

Dialect

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/spelunky-quillback-schmoove-schmoving-tina-spelunky-gif-23338511

[hushed knoll]

Ice since when do you screenshot things

[hushed knoll]

Ah the error of schrikovolbmer

Era

Of scrimvoovoner

[placid fiber]

You must think very lowly of your sister, Stan

[hushed knoll]

Scrimvobonboer

I give up

[hushed knoll]

My phone changed gay to fat

[left iron]

Thats good, because that was also the third strike

Final answer, Scrimvobonboer

[hushed knoll]

There are no strikes

[south folio]

i somehow don't think that your phone did that

[hushed knoll]

My phone literally changed gay and fat lmao

Changes

[hushed knoll]

Oh my Haus

God

[placid fiber]

Haus?

https://tenor.com/view/house-dancing-post-top-hat-tap-dance-gif-4890056

That's what I got when I looked up haus in the gifs

[hushed knoll]

Ew I hate that

[hushed knoll]

WTF DOES THIS MEAN

[placid fiber]

Don't look at us...

https://tenor.com/view/swat-rush-crazy-wild-gif-17282525

[placid fiber]

Look it's Stan, when he's old

[hushed knoll]

Ooo this makes me hungry

[hushed knoll]

[left iron]

@quaint verge Are you playing right now?

[placid fiber]

I will not do acid, u can't make me...

[placid fiber]

Nor math...

[hushed knoll]

[quaint verge]

I can play thi

[placid fiber]

5+5 does not equal flibbity pancakes

[quaint verge]

5+5 = 10 in debt

[quaint verge]

n=(Vc•1000)/(pi•f)

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-pikachu-pokemon-shock-surprised-pikachu-gif-15357817

[left iron]

It all makes sense now

[nimble fiber]

I hope someone just comes in here askin a question about darktide

[placid fiber]

[quaint verge]

Is there trains in darktide?

[nimble fiber]

yes I think

[placid fiber]

Is Darktide in trains?

[quaint verge]

Stan quote

[acoustic dune]

godi love stan so much

he is a list of material to see what insanity look like

[acoustic dune]

did the man never heard of the muppet?

[placid fiber]

He's probably not old enough to know what they are

[acoustic dune]

oh he is extremely old

and have dementia

[elfin steppe]

It's good that both DT and HD2 do not have PVP mod. The fact is competitive games always bring the worst side of young players.

[hushed knoll]

PvP sucks

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

What

The muppets suck

[elfin steppe]

I think DT always has 4000+ active players, definitely die hard fans.

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hunt-showdown-hunt-games-gaming-showdown-gif-23599935

[solar gorge]

ur weird

[elfin steppe]

Weird than French?

[hushed knoll]

Do you like pie

[solar gorge]

depends what pie

[nimble fiber]

american pie

[solar gorge]

movie sucks

[nimble fiber]

eh its alright

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[hushed knoll]

Never seen it

[hushed knoll]

What about Apple pie

[solar gorge]

it's good

[hushed knoll]

Thank God

What about pecan pie

[solar gorge]

it's good

[hushed knoll]

YAAAAS

[solar gorge]

but mind you

i'm probably not thinking about the same style

[hushed knoll]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecan_pie

[solar gorge]

because I've heard apple pies in the us are like 20 centimeter thick

[nimble fiber]

ew

[hushed knoll]

Centimeters

[hushed knoll]

Wdym ew

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-throw-up-puke-vomit-gagging-gif-16080834

[placid fiber]

What about 40?

[nimble fiber]

what lakes lakes said sounded ew

[hushed knoll]

STOP YOU CANT PUT CHEESE ON IT

[solar gorge]

yeah what dough posted

that's what american apple pies look like

[nimble fiber]

disgusting

[solar gorge]

when i hear apple pie i'm thinking something thin and covered in apple slices

[placid fiber]

This isn't 20cm thick lol

[solar gorge]

now that's cooking

[hushed knoll]

I need to relocate to Germany and bring proper pie to the German people

[nimble fiber]

u will not be let in stan

[hushed knoll]

This is so fucking gross oh my God

[hushed knoll]

I have a German passport

[nimble fiber]

I told the border about your cooking

[left iron]

It has now been revoked

[solar gorge]

it's extremely thick compared to the superior european apple pie

[hushed knoll]

Ho Lambda about to start WW3

Bro*

[faint cape]

How is putting cheese on apple pie any different from putting ice cream or whipped cream on it

[nimble fiber]

lamda isn't a ho

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesecake-blueberries-blueberry-dessert-gif-26984622

[solar gorge]

that's why he's in the us, the german gov exiled him after hearing all his food takes

[hushed knoll]

What. The. Fuck.

[hushed knoll]

Oh my god I would bury my face in this

Or use it as a mattress

[placid fiber]

😏

[hushed knoll]

Why did I say that

[nimble fiber]

because u are u

[hushed knoll]

No they sent me as an agent to gather ideas and bring back to Germany

[solar gorge]

this man just confessed to industrial espionnage on behalf of a foreign power, reported to the CIA

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

now the feds will get ya

[hushed knoll]

I left Germany when I was 7, 7 year olds can't be spies

[placid fiber]

Without context that sounds kinda sus

[solar gorge]

they start them young these days

[hushed knoll]

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nter-gif-27382840

[nimble fiber]

the 2 part was better imo

[hushed knoll]

Wtf no

[nimble fiber]

it had cool monsters

[hushed knoll]

Original spider kids all the way

Spy

[nimble fiber]

Im a simple man

I see cool monsters, I like it

[hushed knoll]

What about the thumbsy guys

[nimble fiber]

not cool at all

[placid fiber]

This just in, stan supported spider kids but not spy kids

[hushed knoll]

😒

[nimble fiber]

interesting maybe

but def not cool

[faint cape]

Apparently apple pie with cheese started out as a british thing

[placid fiber]

I think we have too much fun here lol

[hushed knoll]

Ur face is revoked OOOOOO

[placid fiber]

like this?

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[hushed knoll]

This is why Ameuvhca suck snajued

Succeeded

Secceeeded

Wtf

I can't spell

[nimble fiber]

suck

[faint cape]

Both work

[hushed knoll]

Seceded

[solar gorge]

suck snajued

lmao

[faint cape]

Stan is a man of many definitions

[hushed knoll]

Please tell me your name isn't the shorthand for pizza

Or else I will flip out

[faint cape]

No

[hushed knoll]

Thank God

[placid fiber]

ngl... this kinda makes me hungry for apple pie...

[faint cape]

It's worse than that

[solar gorge]

the zaza

[hushed knoll]

Omg no

[hushed knoll]

Lieferando is now never going to deliver to you

GET REKT

[nimble fiber]

imagine a torture service where stan's food gets delivered to your doorstep

[hushed knoll]

Omg that could be my Germany startup

[placid fiber]

🤢

[hushed knoll]

I could start in Essen

[solar gorge]

they don't even operate where I live

[hushed knoll]

That would be so meta

[hushed knoll]

Not anymore

[solar gorge]

they never did, I'm a woodsland critter

[placid fiber]

like his bacon...? @nimble fiber

[hushed knoll]

Do you live in the black France

[solar gorge]

a forest dweller

[hushed knoll]

Forest

[nimble fiber]

like 99% of his creations

[placid fiber]

Dear God...

[solar gorge]

right next to it, 5 minutes walk

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-1955501164687414218

[nimble fiber]

black france

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/italian-hand-italy-montoncito-wtf-what-gif-14273561

[hushed knoll]

Amazing dips

[nimble fiber]

nuclear weapon

[solar gorge]

memetic kill agent

looking dish

[hushed knoll]

The top one is buffalo chicken dick and the bottom is spinach dip

DUI

DIP

Jfc

Dip*****

[north sedge]

Buffalo chicken dick

[hushed knoll]

No

[placid fiber]

Have some google image cheese, Stan lol

[hushed knoll]

😒

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

the white sauce on the top

[placid fiber]

kinda looks like mold, ngl

[solar gorge]

remnants of a fierce battle

[spare dome]

me eatin a croissant and havin a cigarette

healf

[solar gorge]

ur french

[spare dome]

painfully

[solar gorge]

be proud

[nimble fiber]

u from black france?

[left iron]

[spare dome]

is quebec black france

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

shit idk ask stan

[hushed knoll]

Quebec is diet France

[solar gorge]

since it's like a fucked version of france

yeah it is black france

[hushed knoll]

Me and my friends call Quebec Diet France

We drove there once and were yelling "Bon Jovi" out the window lmao

[solar gorge]

i went there, they eat snow from the ground man i swear to god

[hushed knoll]

Typical Americans

[hushed knoll]

What's wrong with this

[solar gorge]

they have these sticks they roll the snow around and then dip it in maple syrup

[solar gorge]

it's snow from the ground wtf

this is fucked up

[hushed knoll]

It's ranch that fell on it from another dip

[nimble fiber]

preferably yellow snow?

[hushed knoll]

It could be clean

I eat snow all the time

It's refreshing

[left iron]

[solar gorge]

i'm sure you do

[nimble fiber]

stan eats yellow snow all the time

[quaint verge]

New York snow, yummy