#zealot-class
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empty rooms into shotgunners with more health was uh
they should add rager res to auric
bring back full hp bar heal holy rev and map wide kant pierce
pls pls pls ls
imagine now the rager blobs are all nurgled blessed
I agree with bringing back Kant map wide cleave 
That shit was funny
balanced
kant shotgun went through bulwark shields before plasma did
and walls
ngl i didn't manage to abuse it that much since there wasn't much horizontal spread
waht a time
kant with its literally infinite cleave
bring back revo not one shotting snipers too
it went through more walls too
fire 3 special shots through airlock
WORKIN AT WENDYS
it opens to a bunch of charred corpses
fuck off
wait we had we head, peashooter volvo?
Is that your autobiography?
u needed unarmored
revo used to be AWFUL
are u workin hard or hardly workin haha
What crawled up your flux capacitor
Yes
Back when i was but a wee level 100 vet, playing my first game with a group from here 
a centipede
Hot
an immortal centipede?
none of my characters are over 100 i think
Prob my zealot is now
Naked
and it was josho and arco? im sorry
no
I still have tons of pre13 footage
Named
And Redverse
man i love this clip
it was naked jim
the guy that did that was hella funny
redverse has done me no wrong in DT or normally
the victim deserved it
so far

oh yeah haven't seen reverse in a while
I forgot what main mussat is
arco
kronk is still active
is that the same session where i almost threw up from laughter from something stupid
on power matrix
redverse died in a tragic car accident
doesnt narrow it down josho
u can go fk urself
but i am not sure that was before me
the session where josho was shouting at me and arco for fking around on hi shock and dying 5 times each
undeservingly
It was my very first game with a group, so i tried my very best
So in the end you and i carried the grims out
Why is Young Dumb and Broke/Thunder by Imagine Dragons crossover something that exists
i tried so hard on my first game with arco/josho
While Red and Alco kept dying
Why did they make that, they were cooking sticks in mud
damn you are a very nice person
Atlas played ep smite so i played voc vet in retaliation
Alco kept blowing himself up
if the song involves thunder its already so dead
i made sure every one of my shout reached his ears
alco?
Alcostash 
amazing
Ah
Yeah but it was like even worse if that's conceivable without hearing it
i literally cannot fathom this
Then the next game, i started barreling people
Alucard's mustache, I get it
Just randomly saying Young Dumb and Broke in the middle of a verse, amd even at the climax of the song
And i also shot the DH in the dark, procced flayer on it and proceeded to die
i am a good citizen i do not barrel people
ok i barreled arco once
it did not do anything
can you guys record yourself barreling someone else to DH and then pretend that it was their fault for not dodging the barrel and being dissapointed in them.
have to pull of this heist one day.
This one
This is cute
don't count, you got caught
can't be caught
that is old
I was but a wee level 300 psyker back then
how is 300 level low
well actually arcos level hasnt changed that much
i think all of my characters add up isn't even 300
that was before they changed the level 30 exp required which cut most level counts by like half
wait old DT took you 2x as much time to 30?

God i used to use shit clipping software, these files are huge
This is the same game as the previous clip
you are talking to the people who grind the shit out of DT tbf
i think my chars add up to 1500-1600ish
What's the best set of curios for zealot? non martyrdom
they made it faster to gain levels up to ~20 and increased the exp beyond that to smooth out the leveling process
the truelevel mod is each time you would gain enough exp to go from 29 to 30
When he got a new mic I my world shattered
The Josho I knew was gone
I was crying?
you were crying
you joined mankar and i's VC in tears
I did?
yes
I don't remember that
i do
i wish i had clipped it actually but i felt bad in the moment and you were worrying me
wait why was stan crying because josho sound different
because he was wondering what happened to josho
i plugged in my proper microphone and stan could not withstand it
and why he sounded different
josho made a fair sized leap tbf
it was notable
he went from mcdonalds drive through to like a good mic
Was I actually crying?
Was I drunk
Was I drunk
that im not as sure about
I would only cry if I were drunk
I don't think I was crying
i remember when he thought kos fell down the stairs
stan both josho and I are saying you were crying
totally inconsolable
you werent like sobbing
idk if streamable deleted it yet
Wait how are you recording if this was Josho's screen
I.
he was watching the stream?
the answer is quite simple stan
also not dough
you in fact hear me saying "i hope somebody was recording that"
josho
dough does this thing where he holds a gun to my head and goes "upload the clip"
it was for one game
dont do that to yourself
it was right after the first buff
That was a game where you were pissed off about something
And took it out on the rest of us
Hamner
Nah, even before that
you must restrict yourself to one game of recon a year
Although that probably made it worse
i cannot STAND recon
so when recon duo
Oh right this game 
Ignore Arco casually exploding in the corner, the thammer zealot annoyed me a lot
oh god
dude i had a bunch of those guys within a month
why can burgles push pox bursters :(
i had one where two hammer zealots refused to kill a beast of nurgle cuz "it would swallow me"
level 1016 exploding smh
This was a game where i switched from thammer zealot to psyker so i could play a comfier weapon
And i wanted to rip that thammer out of his hands so much and use it myself
before that
thrust bug was lame
thrust bug was pawesome
false
Im still using heavy > light loop
now thats muscle memory
i say that as if obliterating my dodge key too much still isnt affected by old psyker force swords
the old crabwalk meta
Deimos infinite dodges outrunning everything 
My alt actually broke today from my old ass keyboard due to using it as a dodge button, i had to glue it in as well
old hammer that had the killstreak voicelines that could only be triggered by killing horde with your secondary and then swapping to hammer
My space bar is also slightly damaged
hell yeah
actual tech in nioh 2 but i couldn't do it
You are not a duck
What
You keep posting the Dolan Duck emoji

😒
Josho tried and failed to kill me
That chicken is pretty raw
Lemme slap it
Turns Saiyan god
mmmmmmmm
Remembers the chicken auto-slapper robot that one guy made
Nice.
sure thing google
I shall cook my chicken to 104f
just to be safe
I like my chicken well done n all
hey anyone got tips on what rolls/blessing/perks to chase for the shredder pistol?
None because it's an ass weapon
o
But if you are asking seriously, just take flakiac because it's a rapid fire weapon
what abt the revolver then
Revolver I like surgical+handcannon
actually wait nvmd what are some good ranged weps for zealot cos ive been using revy for ages and kinda want change
Agri braced is good, Kant shotty is alright, boltgun, flamer
Las pistol if you need boss damage
oki ty
@spare talon yujin is crafting rn
TUBE
Pringle
Evul
ME
So is that a tubret?
we have news as to why stan eats tacos with a fork and knife
it is a dark and maddening discovery
(he holds it veritcally, with the bottom facing away like a fucking book

what
i bet he holds a book like a taco
he just has an open end pointed down
a fucking parrantly we have to emblazon 'FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY' on the tacos now
The type of thing you get turned into a servitor for
I might try and argue against this, but, both of us know I would be the one in the wrong...
That kind of behavior is servitor worthy
Then again, my behavior probably is as well

Normalize eating tacos in a bowl with a knife and fork
stan
Why is this your name
Exactly, it’s so common they made a gif
normal people do not crush their tacos and slather the remains with sour cream
stan its from a dumb commercial
What commercial
Normal is subjective
im going to fucking crush stan and smash him into a bowl
No
I love these commercials or whatever they are
im gonna smash ur stan taco
ok im stupid but what is the hullabaloo around CAxe about?. I understand BrMomentum + Headtaker but even with that the horde damage doesn't seem incredible? is it just the fact you can light spam litterally everything and focus on dodging/awareness?
That… sounds weird
im going to hold stan vertically so his floppy bacon falls out
what
I think there's also the guy eating popcorn who does the most exaggerated and obvious fuck-up and looks at the camera in complete confusion
Ye for taxe2
I eat the unpopped kernels at the bottom of the bowl
which axe, rashad seems too vertical to get anywhere, does BM really carry
it kills 4 a swing including many smaller elites
For hc
he's asking about caxe
Oh
RaChad is extremely strong
I thought caxe BM got nerfed
it did but is still touted as a great melee option
it's not really a nerf, it was change in function
Heavy spam is fast against bosses/carapace
it feels GOOD but not quite as good as other options idk, i think i maybe need to try it on crit build rather than martyr
Light + pa cleaves
I still love me some chain sword
wait, did brutal momentum get changed again?
Crit icky
if so: how
like a few months ago
Bromentum no longer cleaves ogryns
nothing recent im just late to the party
caxe is better on marty or judgement
Uh
talking the p13 change
Brutal Momentum hasn't cleaved ogryns in like a year and a half
It cleaved up until secrets
Unless you're specifically talking about ogryn shovel
that I did hear got no more 4 funny ogryn kills per swing
It was for bromentum in general
I mean sure
but only ogryn shovels could oneshot them
I will not hear about veteran shovel or power sword
it just feels kinda weird idk, does it really rely on certain breakpoints
I have a 3 crusher with a Rashad from 4 months ago somewhere
so a caxe would always bounce off ogryns with the bmomentum
what few bps it has zealot meets with buffs from tree
I just don't believe you
Prove me wrong, fine
But that's a bold fucking claim boss
so CAxe is just light spam and push attack? push attack did seem good tbh
Rashad and Antax are just mash mouse 1
there's zero skill or effort required
literally just mash mouse 1 and blenderize everything in the game
idk maybe this is just me being an entrnched center mass aimer
Heavy attacks for crushers
Hey... I sometimes hold mouse 1 as well... once in a blue moon...

when there's green eyed cows on the farm...
you need to hit heads
^
^
ya i think this might be my major issue, hard to tell
You can get 4 kills per swing with both the rashad and antax
if you chop off heads with brutal momentum on the axe
and build decap stacks off of it i thinkb
ok ty guys, I at least know that im not doing most of it wrong just need to click on their heads (sage advice)
Bm requires headshot so
"click on their heads" is just advice for every video game
yaya i just thought they changed the axes to prioritse heads or something
from Daggerfall to Fortnite, Vermintide to Modern Warfare 3
heavy for big guy
Daggerfall!
antax has a decent PA iirc
Bazinga
like this is fine right? not gimping myself in any way with this
I also always started with an ebony dagger >.>
yes - no
tyty, good to narrow down what i need to change at least
might try antax see if it gels
(your aim)
thats good ye
xdd
We've seen worse
i think theres an unarmored BP that needs the perk
P sure its for the bruisers
Yeah
oh groaners i mean yeah
idk why i said bruisers
i honestly forget the names of trash mobs
💯
i often default to bruiser

That's yoshi's brain atm
thats always my brain
for. . . veteran, I believe?
With Unarmored/Flak he can raw one-shot both bruisers without any other buffs up
thanks to his ridiculous tree
better melee tree than zealot 
Yeah, I mean being better than zealot isn't really saying much
but they def did give vet some crazy melee nodes (made crazier by psword)
even a mouthbreathing moron can faceroll hi-int specialist gauntlet damnation
auric gets a little spicy
maelstrom is bad >.>
auric is lowkey easier because u get better players lmao
I don’t
eh, I'm too out of practice
I get worthless trash
the aforementionned mouthbreathers congregate more on default board
I love my entire team being dead
20% toughness per swing is amazing
its def possible you get worse teammates
im shocked its lived this long however they do lack ranged toughness gen generally outside of blessings so its like
alright ig?
not balanced but he might be annoying to play if he didnt excel in melee
since hes already least played class
just press F and run into the ranged problem
yeah its still tragic fighting spaced gunners
esp since you can take taunt on push anyway
but then I dont have my AOE stagger the trapper about to net my psyker for the 5th time button
and i dont play glugger
Good
Balanced
just strange to balance probably
Just the average Ogryn main is a cod player and shoots the entire match
Or a shield Ogryn who plants the shield
I mean... there's 3 settings fatshark has: OP, Mediocre, Trash
And does nothing
they're 4x the size of a normal human
80% of them are Xbox
I mean I have my ranged out a little bit on Ogryn, but, it just depends what I am faced with :/
I'm pretty sure I could fit three psykers in a stubber with room to spare
If I see a trash mob... I ain't gonna pull out my ranged for it
Unless a trapper gets in the mix
I mean, none of ogryn's ranged weapons are good but the kickback
They're all really close to bad
i use rippers for inspiring barrage mainly so i can have some more on command toughness gen although they are ammo hungry
Give Ogryns a Double Barreled Kickback!
and i like ripper 5
I like the ripper 6, myself
achlys requires you stand still(And with FNP being dead in the water for this, its a suicidal maneuver)
Gorgo can't hit anything
Krourk stubber REALLY can't hit anything
Rippers have zero ammo and dogshit hipfire mechanics
Rumbler is a massive meme
Kickback is still blatantly overpowered
not a thought in my head, light spamming into hordes
yeah that part sucked
biggest problem these days with BB is crushers and bulwarks
nuke helps, but its still not fun
ogryn also gets crowd management with axes anyway now
yea can opener simply does not cut the mustard against 15 elites lol
well horde clear
The same vet is cause darktides semi branded as the gun version of the melee oriented vermintide
And yet I end up playing more melee than ranged on my Vet lol
I'm a zealot main, tho
U sure about that?
actually kinda real
trying to find a mod that lessens the amount of right clicking needed to do the TacAxe 7 horde clear combo: H1 -> push attack -> * repeat * https://www.reddit.com/user/sic_boi_666/comments/1eg5fdn/tacaxe_7_horde_clear_combo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Anyone know of one a candidate mod that can help with this?
not that i know of
you'll need to set up a macro
hmmm maybe, yeah
Any tips on what to set it to? Im gonna look up all the intricacies of how to do it later, just want to figure out what would be the best setup to be able to do that combo
A side button on the mouse, maybe
hmmm yeah. Cause if I make it so that while holding left click, right click wont register, then that would mess with guns. However..... I can set it so that when I have a melee weapon equipped, it activates, and when I have a ranged equipped, it deactivates
holy moly actually genius
that should work i think
i played like 2 games of soul survivor
i dont think you understand how ass i am at these games lmao
Yes
lmfao
STOP WALKING AROUND WITH UR MELEE OUT!!
i had just punched 2 grunts to death
thats why i had it out
u did fine
u shouldve played a bit more aggressive though
when he missed his shotgun shot on you, u shouldve pushed behind him to try to secure the kill/keep pressure
also make sure u keep ur crosshair aimed higher
about chest/head level
Man that game is definitely not my type of game... because I hate pvp lol
the moment i DID play aggressive was when i landed a hit on him and that resulted in me getting domed
he didnt headshot u
]
Dark and Darker and The Hunt are just not my cup of tea
what does this mean then
oh now i see it
they have a shotgun within them
dumbass background
I see why other people like those types of games... they just aren't for me >.>
I liked Dungeonborne until I realized I could just get matched with people with vastly better gear
Then I was like "yeah nah, maybe later"
i dont like games where u win purely from gear and not skill
they tend to not be for me either tbh
ive had my fill of fortnite in early high school when i had better building skills than the average player, before it turned into nothing but lego master builders
Having stakes ruined by people just having a numerical advantage is shit
hunt doesnt have that too bad because u cant get armor or anything
but camping with mosins and katanas is still a bit cancer
fortnite zero build is fun
which i do compare it to fortnite cuz the engagements and overall macro gameplay tend to play like a battle royale
You see... just give me Risk of Rain or Darktide... I'll beat my head against that wall, while you guys beat your heads against the other one
I just don't get a satisfaction from beating other players, for the most part
plus i was telling meow that while i really am good at picking up on audio cues, the issue is in games like these, when i hear a certain sound, there are a multitude of things that could be foretelling due to the unpredictable nature of other players
I will not go to bed!
btw everyone in fortnite uses the deaf accessability feature
if i hear a distinct action being preformed upstairs, and i know what room its in, i still dont have all the information i need to properly make the best decision cuz i dont know what the guys plan is
They could be stupid, like me, or making you rush into a trap
but compared to darktide, despite them being much more rapid fire with less time to respond, almost every single one has a very easy to comprehend implication and response
I remember when i first got one of my friends into hunt he was playing on mono audio for like half a year and that was very bad
Oof, mono audio sucks
exactly
if i hear something and rush in, i could be walking straight to my avoidable death
if i choose to play it more safe and not rush it, i could be neglecting my best window of opportunity
and theres just no way to know
Yep, and that can give you a rush when you do make the kill
For me it's like "Cool... a little adrenaline... meh..."
It's not like "Cool I just outsmarted the player and clutched the kill!"
the difference being having to just guess on the right course of action AND pull it off correctly in a pvp game
vs just knowing the correct thing to do and simply just executing it in a pve game
Mind games aren't good for my adhd in general x.x
Outside of obv hitting your shots sounds is absolutely the most important part of hunt and know what each sound means
mind games are cool unless they also require me to have good aim at the same time
I mean yeah ^
A little mind games never hurts... needing fine motor skills on top of it? Ugh
i was a menace in town of salem
but that game didnt require me to hit headshots at the same time
Easiest cheapest loadout imo is going to be springfield w half dumdum half Hv ammo w a spitefure with Hv ammo
I have no clue wtf that means ^ lol
And I'm okay with that
You need a spriggidy sprocket with four willie willies and half of a custobiganza
X.X
Listen dont get me start on the mosin avtomat
I'll try not to, I like my brain only hurting like it is now... instead of pounding x.x
Theirs also the sparks and nitro rifles that the sparks brings you down to exactly 1hp on body and nitro will send you straight to the shadow realm on body shot but the sights are absolutely godawful
I like how you say that "straight to the shadow realm"
Hehe
Pretty easy to figure out what that means
does flamer + throwing knives strat work on true solo mod well, or not a good choice bc of snipers etc
figure you could just movement to los stuff
but idk how events would go
it does
you just gotta be familiar with the knife dropoff
i havent practiced solo much, what maps are good to try?
I was told for maelstrom I-II-V-E-G is a good modifier to play
knife+flamer+tknives+shroud is probably my go to build for doing any mission completely solo
thats the one with scab enemies, blessed enemies, and monsterous specials
its not gonna be easy by any means
is loner important for true solo or nah
Regen out of coherency
but youll probably have better luck straight up speeding through traversal sections to have everything grouped up at the mid and final event, where you focus on ideal positioning first, killing second
you do have a flamer so having them all grouped up at that mid event makes it a decent bit easier since you can obliterate more than half of the the mission up till that point in a few seconds
also i take loner just for point economy, but it does end up actually doing something there every now and again
was thinking of trying this
if youre doing true solo
you need until death
i feel like until death/HR is good too for solo incase you get combo'd unfairly lol
youre gonna want it
ya lol
you may not need holy rev, but until death is huge
i could swap to loner, but last point good balance or twbs?
this is what i use for speedruns/solo
and i ended up liking it enough that its become my main knife build outright
it has nothing but stam curios
until death without hr seems weird
i just came up with this while i was looking away lol super close. you drop HR for the stealth augment i like that
optional: 10% attack speed or sustained assault
i dont think good balance is really needed
you already have enduring faith
returns will be diminishing
oh ya i missed you drop that too
oh really, is stacking them not good? i always have
also why drop the extra crit?
it still gives more DR, but not as much as you think
is sustained assault, 10% as, or invigoration revelation worth 10% crit?
i run riposte, i already have near max crit anyway
It is straight up just and elephant hunting rifle
even w/ reposte and all bonuses you sit at 95% right?
so you're at 85% i guess?
yeah, when you think about it thats not that big of a difference
seems an ok trade off i guess but i feel like you could drop SA and its kinda worth
95% means you rarely ever dont crit, meaning more consistant armor breakpoints etc
since no uncanny
put i also have precog which is already giving you huge headshot damage even if its not a crit
i see no bleed talent for horde help makes sense
if i were to grab that crit talent, would you drop SA, 10% as, or the stealth augment?
im leaning dropping SA
but knife stacks it quick
id say the atk speed is more important cuz the crit cdr is dependant on how fast you can hit
ya
and if your goal is to solo, the faster you can get it up in a bad situation the better
i think the AS is best of the 3
also i dont take holy rev cuz typically with a knife, especially with this build, the difference between being at 1 hp and 25% hp is very minimal'
and in a solo situation, the moment it procs, your first thing you should be doing is using/getting invis back to rush out of the situation or use a med station
it used to be worse back when flame was worse and dogs did 1 dmg
what mission do you suggest playing
what do you usually play both missino and modifier
im just not that experience in true solo so dunno what to choose
baross is fun but does require you to kill everything at the end
same with mercantile
sycorax doesnt at either stage, but youre still doing the scans at the end
consignment yard is also good
for mael modifiers, ideally not any with specific specialist waves
like dogs, muties, bursters, or snipers
ok
i might just try damnation histg first
i like baross and sycorax a lot ill try those first
scans dont seem too bad
im usually the one scanning anyway bc no one does it lol
just expect to eat shit
it still happens to me often
Yeah... that's gonna hurt if you get hit by it lol
damn this soloplay mod has bots, i cant remember how to turn them off lol
is it in the mod settings?
i need the truesolo QOL addon mod i think
idk my solos are just done with expired missions in MMT so i still get mats and stuff so they still have bots
but they die basically instantly in the first minute and i just dont pick them up
this is an amazing idea
if you still keep mats lol
true solo mod lets you restart instantly and some cool stuff tho
but saves no progression
i have mmt too
do you have to play an older mission tho
so no one joins?
yeah i used MMT to do solo speedruns for auric mission completion count for penances cuz they were techinically faster lmao
yes
stealth backstab to the head
or break line of sight till i can

damn, got past first wave and died before the big stairwell going up right in that courtyard
like 5 snipers and a wave of bulwarks lol
Now that's how you'd expect stan to enjoy his apple pie
im actually not very good witrh the flamer and usually use other things, ive just been trying it
What is this thing
I'm feeling a bit ornery tonight >.>
"Yo man, why u taking pic of me during my private time"
a car
a bus ^
Okay👨🦲
Can't you tell by the headlights that it's a car/bus?
Sleepy kitty :3
Them Swedes back in the office yet

i wan gaem, stob vacashun
NOT ENOUGH DOTS!
That is a fucken 50 DKP
MINUS
Whats her name?
The extra goodness is that in classic there was a dot limit anyway
Gracie
Excellent Gracies
how does it make yall feel that my dad was the one who showed me that MORE DOTS video
I was doing that fight as it was endgame content
Funny thing is she's already seeking out Sophie's old nap spots and claiming them herself
TBF I was like 14 at the time
so was my dad
So it doesn't make me feel as ancient as it could
But you are also probably like 12 years old so
I beta tested wow and raid led molten core 40z
im 21
Skibbidyy
Molten bore
when you go to sleep but also own a cat
That's so real lol
tfw my guild did MC every week and never got both halves of thunderfury
my dad showing me the more dots video and explained to me what "dkp" was
made me realize that a video id recently seen was referencing it
I think WoW guilds did use it
But it was very much not associated with WoW other than in that video
Leeroy Jenkins tho
iirc that was staged lol
but yeah that was some tom-memery
Back when Chuck Norris jokes were the height of comedy
Pretty much, lol
So I had a thought
You know how people under the age of like 40, if they had a teacher trying to use digital tech it was always a bit of an ordeal
Maybe not so much people currently in high school, but yeah
I always wondered if millenials and gen Z are going to have our version of groaning at the teacher who cant work out how to make the video full screen
tech is tough when you have to learn it past a certain age
And I realised that it's probably going to be AI
Like, gen Alpha and whatever gen Zs kids are
Then the AI is gonna have trouble making it go full screen XD
Will probably groan at us for not making GPT flooble the gloobles
That too
"Hang on, let me just Google that"
"UGGHHH"
^
JUST USE YOUR NEURAL CHIP, GOD
yes exactly
HOW DO I OPEN CHROME WITH MY NEURAL CHIP
WHERE IS WINDOWS EXPLORER, I CANT SEE ANY OF THE FOLDERS
the other day i spent about 20 minutes at work trying to get someone to reset their password so they could login to their account
Holy shit it's real
My research stipend
it took them 3 months for the university to send it to me
Oof
Time to buy some cosmetics
i saw that already but it's very poggers
I love this video
You just know his ass was holding that in until they were done
Hello buff
Laying in bed right now. Probably going to try and finish baldurs gate 3
Im nearly done with the game but i haven't touched it in a couple months
Too bad the devs said theyre done with the franchise Its really fun, ill have to go look at the other games
Hi stan
HARD. CORE.
Where is this coming from
Joshos mind is a mystery
HAAAAAAARD-CORE.

Spend it on all on gacha
Its cold and rainy and I'm at work, I'd love to go to bedge stan
Do it you won't
NORMAL. STABLE. NORMAL. STABLE. YEAH!!!
Omg ice hi owowo

Aren't you supposed to be like oooowoooo
Considering you're a spider and all

I am not a spider
I stan their toes
That's what a spider would say
Spiders can’t speak
Does he have to walk or can his toes carry him like he's sliding on the ground
Whatever you say, first name Spider


I FUCKING LOVE THAT VIDEO HAKDLAXK
You're right
I wont
The latter 100%
Dignity*
The hell's a dignity
Exactly
You can't say that cuz the game part is actually good
Ya know that video of the guy being interviewed about North Korea for the BBC and his toddler and baby bust in and start trying to get his attention
He did a guest lecture at my uni haha
Fuck I love that kids little strut
that kid rules
Whyd i think that was the food review guy for a second
Whats his name
Yeah that's the guy. He talked about north Korea for an hour
No its fucking not you wont gaslight me on that
pasty white guy in a suit
Was it a plastic willy cole?
HARD. CORE.
Power move
SUPER. HOT.

Joshos mind hasn't been the same since stan broke our minds earlier with his insane taco methodology
Do tell
VERTICAL. DISTRESSING.
Arent you guys used to it at this point
SUPER LAME.
Stan is my favourite brand of cosmic horror
I mean... it is pure evil...
The reason stan prefers to eat tacos with a knife and fork in a bowl os because he tries to eat them vertically
Thats like eating a dorito horizontally doesnt that knowledge sorta come naturally
Out of fear of harming yourself
This is @north sedge
Apparently no
Wdym eating Doritos horizontally
Oh God...
Like biting them edge up?
That's at least not a sin
Why would you do that
Omg me too
Why would you eat a taco that way?
taco salad? I get it... tacos themselves...? o_o'
How else would you get it in your mouth without getting sciatica
Wouldn't that just complicate the matter
It's more about preventing mess
What kind of weird ass burritos do you people order?
Big
It still falls out for me
Do you eat it the wrong direction too?
Yeah its the sauce and stuff running down your sleeve n stuff
Awkward when I'm in the office
Bitten part points upwards
Why is discord making space between my messages
Glitch
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY INSULINDIAN POSSE!
Id assume so
Bruh i decided to get some watermelon drinkk from starbucks and this shit taste like actual deatb wth
I still don't understand what this means
Sometimes when a woman loves a man
Oh ok
And wants to make him feel good
I get it
She gets his willy wing wam
Ik dan
Oral
Lmao it censors the scientific word for it
For the act
Oh
When your fella gets tio'd
Peanuttttt buttter
lol
I just had lunch, 5 hours to go 🥲
Saul is a great all rounder
With built in anti bulwark too
which one is better at horde
I cant remember let me hop on darktide
Time for bedge 
buff thammer
Does thammer really need buffed?
It should 1 shot crusher
maybe ironhelm combo rework but thats it
If a shubbel can
its so awkward
You only think that cause you're bulgarian
So cool they named a country after zealot❤️
ooof saul only has 1 dump stat?
Yeah
hadron kill my rolls!
Im ngl they are basically indistinguishable combo wise
Studded one has overhead into diagonal top left to bottom
Bladed on has right to left into all overheads
Light combos seem the same
They also named Germany after the dutch
Dutchland
and all of the stats have such drastic mins and maxes
so a low stat of one you want is very impactful
So worth it tho saul is fun asf
howd you get stuck in the servowash again
Darktide should have a region chat :o)
Stop getting caught in the drier then
hivemind
Hivemind
Love a good stellaris hive mind
Simple solution fix: hamner
i dont think hammering the stepsister of battle is a good idea
Coward
The emperor wills that i don't get the raffle gaming chair
Fortune favors the bold
its just as good
I mean its def nice idk much about hsword tho but id assumd it is
not as crucial
rampage+headtaker used to be the meta option before the BM rework
and is still functionally just as good, it's just new BM is that much better now you want HT+Dblow
I still run rampage ht
like its just as good but the difference between having and not having it is not as much of a dealbreaker as it is for caxes
cause you can slice off 4 elite heads in one swing
i still have mine too, but frankly DBlow is just too busted not to take
Yeah but I dont care enough about it to roll more hswords
I barely use the weapon anymore these days
have barely run hsword since the class overhaul update
Its not bad
i feel like this is pretty rare
for elites to be grouped like this
only really happens when a rager pack rushes you
this is from josho but i distinctly recall him deleting a group of shotgunners on a stairway like this
it's not there are just way more fun weapons than the hsword imo
shotgunners and ragers are the big ones
Shotgunners if you can catch then off their spawn
but yes this is an extreme showcase of what it does
probelm with hsword rn is you have to get an Anti armor ranged option
which is very limited
Power heavy sword when
yeah especially since the chastise rework
but it also helps with horde clear much better cuz that first target damage is being dealth to 4 targets, so every swing youre killing 4-7 enemies
you used to be able to just run hsword kant
you still kinda can but not really if it's large crusher bulwark groups
perfect
yea what even is there other than bolter
Revolver I guess
I just use laspistol for bosses and just fight carapace with my Hsword
We ball
revolver and kinda sorta mk3 headhunter
4am gaming, cant hit shit 
Blaming it on the time eh



