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my weapon needs to get stronger tho 
Plus both catalysts and activators need vault mats
Oh yeah did I tell you
That thundercage has a secret and really weird damage scaling it does from target to target it it's from an explosion
nah but I have a buddy that told me I def need to upgrade it cause it can be pretty strong
just dont really like the feel of the weapon
Like it was already a great add clear weapon even upgraded
Cuz the explosion does the damage of the killing hit, crit and weakpoint multi applied too
But +133%
But what it doesn't say is that it also does that same multiplier to each registered instance of damage dealt by the same explosion
actually
I'll simplify it to just +100% cuz I'm tired
So if you hit 5 enemies with the thundercage
And the killing hit did 100 damage
The first target the game processes first recieves 200 damage
The second registered target takes 400
The third takes 800
The fourth takes 1600
The fifth takes 3200
Tho the order it does it in is random
This means the thundercage can just go "oopsie I just one shot that hard mode elite teehee"
fuck Imma def need to upgrade it then
Someone tested it out and gathered like 30 enemies in one spot
The highest number that was visible was 2 billion
but I cant just give up on divine like that rn
I havent checked but chances are divine punishment is still probably better for boss dps
Cuz thundercage is just only kinda good at that
farming/upgrading it is literal divine punishment
It's just what most people have already invested into thundercage
Cuz they already have it, it shits all over most content, and it's easy to upgrade
In the video u send I saw u using same ammo type twice, would u recommend that only for bosses?
(that u literally kill fast af anyway)
The reactor I had at that time was for thundercage so that's why I had it
I swapped it for secret garden which is the orange ammo
secret garden good?
Plus I've only invested into 2 guns
Thunder cage and that other AR I'm holding
Which I hold onto it for boss fights cuz it is much more accurate at shooting enrage points
aight bet
I'm not really liking how the burst rifles feel, but secret garden does well with both characters that use special resources like bunny, or characters that use tech skills
the ones I used was slow af
Just holding it gives me a skull power buff when I cast my 4 on lepic
maybe if there was one with faster firerate
It's the recoil that's fucking me up
Maybe it's just secret garden (I never really used em in the campaign)
But it fires the full burst THEN jolts up
On the last shot
I only used the one that looks like a destiny weapon
fuck what was the name again
ok nah actually I used 3
young nobles ambition, the unwelcomed and red eye
and all felt shit
(is greg's burst? I dont even remember)
My advice ran true
any gamering gamers
Nah, I'm busy taking a break from gaming after the hardcore gaming I did last week >.>
i'm pretty sure the CS diligence was buffed a few months ago and i heard it's good for bots now, while the scythe has remained one of the worst weapons in the game
scythe is not dog unless you cant aim at heads for shit
if you can aim at heads pick literally any other gun for more value
dilligence is ok but i couldnt help but feel it was basically a slower Adjudicator with smaller output by mag
nah
infinte ammo
and yeah infinite ammo
you'll get more value with scythe in the long run
then go sickle 👀
that's what i meant
no
scythe is beam
scythe is
sickle is pew
scythe is the beam
alright good im still sane then
i just assume he meant sickle
a good bunch are still pretty bad
Who, me? :3
like purifier is just a worse punisher plasma/scorcher

i'd say you can run anything in 9 but the game is easy overall
should constantly remind myself that im in zealot chat
looking forward to diff 10
literally ran everything i have access to the last week or so and only the concussive was a "why would you EVER bring this"
spiny dogfish
I mean you left that open ended enough for me to throw myself under the bus
what are your thoughts on the liberator carbine, penetrator, exploding crossbow, dagger and breaker/breaker S&P
is lib carbine the new one
yeah
cause that one i dont have
looked fine, ergonomics were snappier judging from other people's use but
standard liberator already has good ergos
so i can only assume its made for bugs
crossbow is funny utility
not a 'real' primary
libpen is what you use before you unlock adjudicator lmao
cant lie it really doesnt have a niche anymore
breakers are breakers, they do what they say
as for the dagger, i am biased
i am extremely biased
i unironically love the dagger
crossbow nerf is the hardest hitting one
libpen and adjudicator are a good example of two weapons where one is just ... objectively the better of the two
but they are all helldive useable
breaker incendiary is part of that list as well, i presume
yes, incendiary is very stupid right now
i cant believe it only took four months and we're back to the same fucking meta HD1 had
of spamming a screen-wide shotgun into crowds
shotguns are back? i dropped HD2 at the sony login stuff havent been following
shotguns never really left
but man i love the dagger
im usually running expensive primaries
like the JAR
or scorcher
so having a bottomless secondary is great for opening up fights against bot trash and for weaving inbetween heavier targets
plus sweeping minefields with it is just a good feeling lmao
i dont ever see them buffing the dagger too much for the obvious reason that it's a bottomless secondary
if it was 'great' you would never use anything else
penetration :<
im running scorcher with the revolver
its a p. gud revo
dagger is so underwhelming i didnt even bother using it to clear out that egg mission
even for a bottomless secondary
its slow as fuck for eggs, much better off with the GP or Plasma Punisher
im referencing the spore tower one
was doing the only secondary achievement, decided to give dagger a try
pretty painful experience
yeah
i think thats where the dagger needs to be
if it could fully replace your primary it would be a fucking problem
i'll get way more mileage of any other secondary tbh, even considering it literally has infinite ammo
the other guns can kill at least SOME targets
i have never seen you play but let me diagnose you out of pure ignorance
use the dagger more
dagger sucks weewee
boom overheat
and by that i mean
dont only pull it out when your primary is dry or low and stuff is in front of you
it exists to extend the magazine of your primary
as an actual clutch backup weapon it is indeed pretty bad
its certainly no uzi
yea save it to end yourself after you fire it into your skull for about 5-10 minutes
like i said, i open fights with it
it drops three or four bots before the temp peaks
then i take out the primary for a lil bit or just duck
pull it back out, go again
OR, save yourself the pain and don't use it
unless im getting pushed into a bad place i just dagger the chainsaw arm bots slowly to death
yeah id rather use senator
Just use the grenade pistol
that said they have basically nerfed the dagger indirectly when they readjusted all the ammo values in the game
they really just
refuse to make the game harder
so you must have good penetration n revolver?
not really
you need 'enough'
you have enough
the difference between 60-80% is like, 60~ damage on flak and less than 10 on carapace
and you have handcannon giving you more rending for enemy armor anyway
and +damage to those exact two armor types
Yea but it’s an agri
Agri has no way to guarantee crits
I would not dump as much as i would with a zarona
It’s either pointblank + pre ramp with blazing piety or last shots of crucian
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So does seltzer
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i tried both, and i like slugger more :v
Slugger is more forgiving with the stun and has better ammo economy compared to DCS
And yeah scythe is poo poo
isn't skull crusher and hammer blow bis for crusher
Yes, hence the reaction.
Oh, then idk.
But they are BIS blessings.
Hammerblow lets you knock ragers out of their combo without charging the crusher.
sorry i meant uhh the other things whatever they are called yes the blessings are BIS allbeit 3/4
huh you just have to change the perks, don't touch the blessings
I just bit into a large plastic shard in my salmon
Isn't that the face you make when you see seltzer?
Agony.
Anywho, do pushes count for staggers? What about burning?
I had 4.1k staggers on my knife setup and I don't really recall staggering anything short of push attacks or using my flamer...
We're living in The Future
Thoughts on this build? It looked worse before but I feel like I could get a better knife build somewhere
Run critspam build with cknife, feels better than momentum and does more damage. I would strongly suggest not taking the two 2nd life nodes to have more build variety. ( despite what everyone in zealot chat tells you)
I'm assuming you don't mind changing to critspam ofc
idk anything else, so idk critspam and how it differs from this
This is my melee n ranged
@spare talon how goes hunt showdown
Me me going sleep. Ping me tomorrow. Its like 1am here.
But I feel the regulars would give better advice
aha
Its just that I want people to also try other stuff
Instead of sticking closely to what the zealot regulars say
i’ll take over for u
crit spam gives you cooldown reduction
which can give you significantly more uses for your stealth
crit spam also usually will get more damage out of knives
Could you share the regular crit spam knife build for zealot?
yeah lemme get on my pc rq
That's good and all and works for auric malestr
Idk what to main so I'll be looking for nice builds in psyker and zealot
as long as a build is coherent, you can use it in maelstrom
there are some builds that will trivialize the game
(voidstrike assail, plasma voc vet)
but
most builds can do maelstrom as long as you know what you're doing
also you can easily take stealth or chorus if you want
could you show one with chorus?
u can take good balance in place of the secondary node on chorus if you want
I should write a 200 word google doc on why you should heavily consider not taking 2nd life on non wound builds and also that due to its nature you don't need to care ( or can choose not to care) about lowering BPs on cara with cknife
wha
i mean
yeah i dont need HR
but its just nice
and there isnt really anything i think the 2 points would go towards instead that id get that much more value out of
maybe ewew?
ik what you mean
But I see so many people think they NEED it they waste 4 points just to path towards it from stealth loner and its just 
Well in the above build SA would be good to have
But I like having HR too much aswell
Just ping me tomorrow
I usually take advantage of it atleast a couple times a mission
Although there are times where I take like 50 damage the whole mission
oh yeha thats fair
honestly HR saves me like
once every 2-3 missions
usually when i die its something that it wouldnt save me from
(trappers)
Personally I feel there's no point taking only the first 2nd life node as well.
Technically on my current build I can forego the dodge TDR beside twbs to get just the first node, but i can't really trade anything for both of those nodes. I guess the one under duelist ( no stam add damage) + dodge TDR?
But I honestly rather have those two than havung both of the 2nd life nodes. Since dodge tdr stacks with bleed TDR which would keep me alive for longer and the no stam just helps in general with damage including bleed ticks
And when that happens I don't see anyone correcting them either. They just go yeah 2nd life is goated
oh yeah people that take only until death are dumb
unless its like
epic cole or something
Well if you're good enough to not die then it's pretty bad
lmfao
Also, what, if its on coolsown then you are going to play ultra safe? With cknife???
I do go down, I just don't think it's a necessary node.
they sit in the backline, get hit by a single poxwalker
ragequit
And the instances where 2nd life can safe you isn't universal as well.
If you get stuck in mixed horde either way you are going to die, 5 seconds of invuln or not.
It's noe like oh shit I'm going to die. Then 2nd life procs and now you are miraculously safe
Guys whats point of mark 2?
Eviserator?
Like this things sucks against single target
Just don't get stuck. 
Random barrel sending you flying out of map, 2nd life isn't going to lift you up and put you back on the map like the tortoise on Mario kart
@hard nexus do know tho, this is the only real "take" I have.
I genuinely think all the regulars here are better than me. either I seen their gameplay or I'm the one begging them for takedown clips cough cough first 2 weeks on zealot with exhil and josho. And their theory crafting is defo better than mine as well.
I just genuinely don't get why they advocate those 2 perks so much
You should know how to not insta-die. Don't fight bosses near ledges etc
Eh teammate shoot?
Poxburster?
Have you not played new map start area.
Mark 15 is so much easier to use I don't know
I got barreled into DH because he was behind me, meaning I can move back from the barrel, thr barrel and 3 maulers and 2 bulwarks were infront of me, so i can't run infront either.
Also, if you are going to nitpick to that level, I'm sure you don't even need 2nd life anyway because you will never end up in dangerous situations 
Maybe nitpick not right word.
Hmmm.
But yes logic is there.
agreed, a lot of people here are insanely good, but they advocate because it helps save you from stupid mistakes, like dodging into an overhead, or mistiming a dodge against a sniper
and for only 2 points
The point IS to get in danger. That's why we have twbs and all that jazz. We can afford to go in.
on the way to the best aura zealot has
it’s really not a big deal to take something that can provide so much value
Horde
L1 has a mean hit against single target though
holy rev gives you practical invincibility for a few seconds
i have a full health zealot and with holy rev i can heal back to more than what psyker has for health in its talent tree
Uh huh? I don't really get what your stance is.
I'm just trying to highlight that 2nd life doesn't save you from everything.
Then you mentioned that those stuff that 2nd life doesn't save you from, a good player would be able to avoid.
So I said that, if you are good enough to avoid those things anyway, why do you even need 2nd life. Then you replied this.
Unless of course a good player only needs to be good enough to be able to survive / avoid whatever 2nd life doesn't save you from. Whereas everything it does save you from, he is able to slip up.
Which would be a very very convenient argument.
in cases where im in a mixed horde, the 5 sec of invulnerability is to get a hit in with the hammer for the health back, and then a flash grenade to stabilize the situation
on martyrdom HR is a massive save and also lets you maintain your bonuses
Yeah I did say non wound.
@opaque island this assumes you have nade.
Shit I wanted to reply but mobile discord
Ehhhh
true in those cases is usually when i go down, I try to keep one grenade in the pocket for myself, but yea sometimes you're just caught out
Again, main point is just that there are some situations that 2nd life doesn't save you from.
You could argue that with those 5 seconds your team can get there in time to save you. ( which happened before, just without 2nd life)
I got silent hooked behind 5 reapers
Team saved me
Very cool.
Anyway i guess that sums the nature of 2nd life. Its to save you from fuck ups. Just that not all fuck ups are saved by 2nd life.
Unless you have some extra condition , which makes 2nd life moot in the first place.
Well yeah 2nd life won't always save you. Just because it doesn't always save you doesn't mean you shouldn't take it
Oh no, I'm not saying just because it doesn't save me from all situations i shouldn't take it.
I'm just saying that's one of the considerations, and something to highlight in general.
I hear HR
What does human resources have to do with this?
The point of HR is to allow you to take more chip damage while you maintain your toughness up
Since healing at a station kills all your stacks and health stimms barely do anything to 3 wound marty
healing stims always do 1 wound or 25% of your hp, whichever is more
Oh ya pill. I'm not sure if you seen the actual start of the convo. But I typed all that is so that new peepo who play zealot can have more build variety on non wound builds. = more fun
Yeah... on non wound builds healing stims heal 50% of your hp on heresy/damnation(33% for ogryns)...
I was replying to what the other person said, about healing stims barely doing anything to 3 wound marty builds
i think stims heal either 50% of max health or a full corrupted wound
it's 25% hp or a wound's amount of hp
whichever is more, it also removes corruption equal to that amount
Cause I just feel like whoever just reads the last part, will think I'm an asshole xD
they heal a wound and clear a wound of corruption
I don't want to look like an asshole especially if my intentions are good :v
or 25% health and 25% corruption
25% hp if you have more than 4 wounds >.>
and 25% of your hp in corruption(if applicable)
yeah thats why i clarified
It's kinda confusing x.x
not really
to newer players
i thought it was 50% cause or a full wound cause i always ran 2 base wounds
I mean with 2 wounds you heal 1 full wound of hp/corruption lol
Dumb dumb question:
Does stagger values on the different armour types correlate to the respective damage adms?
no idea but that does bring up the question of does uncanny ignore stagger resistencew
or rending in general
I just had that question because I'm wondering what weapons can stagger cara
Because caxe can, but cknife can't
lol I asked my wife "why are you being hugged?" as I was hugging her and she said "because you hate me"
Oh shit.

duelling sword jab can
Don't look at me xD
I'm aware.
thammer
Hey can uh dclaw stagger cara?
basically any high damage hit can stagger essentialy
ur face

But cknife does pretty high damage but no stagger
shh
SEE
dont point out flaws in my argument
typical zealot chat
i know that combat axe overhead can stagger
Anyway, can dclaw, hsword and chain stuff stagger cara? Of course for the chain stuff its the nin revs
Ya I know. I said that
chain just stunlocks carapace
chain stuff can on weakspot
Non rev?
no
nah
trev
Trevor?
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What about hsword and dclaw
but not stagger out of attacks
What does hsword special do ?
Stagger
its a jab
Ooo
i forgot hsword even had a special
Uh... the mk 6 and 9 are not jabs
if you want a guaranteed stagger use pickaxe specials
Left-to-right diagonal slash
High stagger, moderate damage, loops into H1 faster than starting
Wait so doesn't that make caxe really busted to be able to stagger crushers on heavy
Where nerf
not really
Its a decently fast weapon as well
Depending on the Hsword you might just want to use specials to kill a crusher 
You’re roughly 9 months late to realizing that Rashad is the best melee in the game
it struggles against hordes
Fucker you path I only have 400 hours
Zealot Heavy Sword special works like an opener to a combo of attacks
Just a wee bit less than Josho
Special loops into H1 faster than neutral so u can loop H1 much faster than just heavy spam
heavy sword you wanna alternate specials and heavies cause it's a bit faster
Until I started using cknife then I realised not every weapon can stagger crushers
cough who has like 4k hours in darktide COUGH
Depraved
Ya man just an extra 0
Wait until you realize that critical revs always stagger
I thought non crit revs stagger anyway
Haven't tested on a green enemy yet
and then do 3 full spins and that's how you summon Josho
Wait do they not
I've played very often for as much as 10 hours (30 to 50 hours per week) since Traitors Curse
With a cup full of baking soda
Hello
No I cannot play I can't see out my right eye
I'm going to the hospital later today
Dude I hope you are OK. You should to to a&e. Eye infection is no joke
dont turn your eye into a shabriri grape
Genuinely just go to whatever fast track medical help you have jn your area even if it costs alot more
Yeah DW I physically cannot get to the hospital ATM so I have to wait an hour
Wildfires have fucked ambulances
@misty nova DO THEY NOT? ANSWER MEEEE
LET CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!!
uber
but grapes are yummy
Crushers.
Depends on the weapon
i wouldnt know, chain weapons arent my area
i didnt play another game of it
booooo
MOTHER FUCKRR WHERE CAXE NERF????
so idk yet
🥺
cole what if i turned you into chocolate
You use the 1000 years rev and no stagger 
i love when my eye has glass sfx
yo dragon ball gt reference
Not dark enough to match Cole's soul
Which ones doesn't, specifically?
nuh uh
it didnt cuz i said so
One day they’ll buff combat axe cleave and nerf BM
One day…
Chainsword doesn’t
Is chainsword same as evisc?
asnwert my QEUSTIONN!!!!
gimme a sec
i literally just woke up (2:30 pm)
All of you are more prisoner worthy than me.
so is cole 6 star mmr yet
Chainsword has shorter reach and faster attack
Sorry had to do something
But it's weapon dependant
Yeah, and? Tell us something we don't know
I ONLY PLAYED THE TUTORIAL !!!!
unfortunately real
dude u fucking suck this is why i out damaged u
LMFAOL
Nah I'm genuinely asking if they are the same weapon but different aliases
so....are you?
Not the same weapons
The super meta one is evisc correct?
Quit touching it! It could be irradiated!

And heavy evsic specifically. Iirc there are two?
in 1895?
guys i think i killed cole
Especially in 1895!
hes sobbing rn
he cant handle my swag
Path stop laughing at me before I turn you into a monkey
crying so hard hes gonna explode
Yes so I should have between 1040 to 1,700 hours on Darktide
Ooo oo aaah aah bitch
Evicerator I’m not sure abt stagger, haven’t used them in a while
Chainsword doesn’t stagger
Chainaxe staggers
crazy horde clear
Even better than dclaw? Also doesn't evisc horde clear pretty well anyway
Evis15 has a lot of stagger, can even open a Bulwark by rev heaving the shield
At least dclaw has parry
I like how you say that it can open a bulwark like a can of sardines lol
iirc it does it like really fucking well
It is not supposed to save you from everything, it is a tool to encourage a player to play more aggressive.
It is impossible to predict everything that happens in the game, and it is also very hard to keep everything in mind all the time. So you just don't. 2nd life also makes sure that you only have to REALLY worry about 2 types of danger: disablers and ledges. Takes some workload off your shoulders thus freeing you some mental resources to make better decisions faster.
and has unique crit cleave properties
^
basically this
Currently my mindframe is how busted caxe is
What do
If it crit cleave what happwn
Yea
But also Rashad exists
It is a helpful tool no matter if you're a "bad" player or a "good" player.
It doesn’t have harsh weakspot damage falloff in cleave
oh it is
SHHHH I'm learning about weapons
and it has been for a while
Isn't that just BM 
The Evis2 has good clear as in damaging enemies
The Evis15 has a target cap of 4 targets damaged but everything else past that gets staggered
Nah asking about chainsword ( they sound really weak)
they are good
BM does the first target to the first 4 enemies, then works through its cleave damage profile
hi cole r u done sobbing yet
so realistically with a caxe youre still only actually damaging like 5-6 enemies, but thats still 5-6x more enemies than you would have otherwise which is why BM is good
No, BM is first target damage on first 4 enemies hit
with chainsword, its weakpoint and crit damage has absolutely 0 falloff throughout its cleave
It’s not BM
How many peepo can chainsword cleave
With savage sweep u have 24 cleave
On heavy atks
resulting in MUCH more damage being distributed throughout the horde, and thus they all die faster
Isn't that just BM but 24
it does full damage? or does the bonus from weakspot and crit stay the same while base damage falls off
BM combat axe hits 4 enemies
Chainsword hits up to 24 enemies
cuz with most weapons, that damage falls of to nothing at around 4-5 targets even if its a horde clear weapon
just the weakpoint/crit
but its still a finesse weapon so its a noticable amount
theynshould make a finesse thuner hammer
and will result in the horde dying much faster
Ah yeah.
Anyway why do you need to hit 24 people. Is it actually possible to hit 24 people in game without spawning them in the same location anyway
basically that means that youre never going to have cleave issues
ever
Like there's some slight collision between the enemies right
powersword with a specific setup
There is a very big difference between hitting 4 enemies and hitting just 10
youre always going to hit everything in front of you every time
single mauler
Wait path wouldn't that mean chainsword really good on vet but not so good on zealot
Psyker has illisi so it's not needed
wha
No because veteran goes crazy with Rashad
so thirsty for it im dying
And veteran doesn’t have FotF to hard carry chain weapons
Stop talking about rashad. I feel disgusted using it now
But insane horde clear
It's not 24 people, it's 24 hit mass. A dreg bruiser has a hit mass of 2.5. A crusher has 12.5
savage sweep lets a chord cleave thru a crusher?
Rashad on veteran is top 3 horde clear
Yeah you could have nearly 10 bruisers.
Chainsword doesn’t do as good vs bruisers as combat axe
Rashad should be put into the trash bin.
dont think so
Copium
sunder is one of the few things to cleave a crusher
ok menu hell is open
Only if you hit 3 enemies with that swing, I believe
I want my rashad nerf nowwww
Where atlas and his pepe watch emote
Crusher is a different topic because Carapace is a bitch 

Peak copium
makes sense
Too good of a weapon, shouldn't exist.
Combat axe rly just need base cleave buff and then BM nerfed
Too bad 
the virtual machine
BM Rashad is a strong weapon, but it's not really overpowered.
That goes to plasma gun ( sorry path I had to)
If you have a lot of different things some of them are naturally better.
gnarp
peak web design
i have the game open
too late
goated steam bio
Anyway. Most people get amazed by how good some weapons actually are after 400 hours.
I get disgusted by how REALLY good some weapons are.
I think you guys taught me a little too well.
mine isnt much better
LMFAO
I should be at the stage where I tried all the bad melee weapons and just started grinding for the better ones then I'm like woahjj
up to you
I didn't know you were such a popular man cole
i hate that you have merc's pris trial
Get a tac axe 
i have less steam comments than most people i see

you are EVIL
DUDE
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
HOW FUCKED IT WAS
that achievement made me consider never playing risk of rain again
especially since when i got it
the unlocked ability was ASS
It's OK, steam comments are only cool when you meet new friends or that time of your life where you game really heavily so you have 300+ steam friends.
i have 0 steam comments
Yeah I blame exhil and josho and psyker chat for teaching me so well
You know at some point I didn't even know void was considered OP
oke
What game u guys playing
hunt showdown
which ive never played a real game of yet
Eh. Sound knowledge check the game
supposedly it is
so im about to get my ass eaten
i straight up died once in the advanced tutorial already
Yeah according to your steam comments your ass prob have already been devoured
wuh
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@spare talon
i have two separate comments accusing me of hacking in tf2 about half a year apart from the same guy
i dont think he realized i was the same person
thats so funny
What if he just thought you hacked two times and want to reinforce that
he didn't seem very intelligent

I swear all the terminally online people have at one point played tf2
Its a canon event
i havent
Can you go find the message that said don't find flaws in your argument and reply that for me. I'm on phone so hard to find.
WHERE
erm
strike team 20
what do you need it for
Because you shouldn't find flaws in my argument either 
.
Exactly
FT RIPOSTE, FT RIPOSTE WITH UNARMOURED!!!! DO IT!!!!
Low first target, usable tho
forsure thanks for the input
See? I’m not crazy
stan we know you photoshopped that

any food thing on facebook is already the worst thing ever
I’ve found good stuff on Facebook
lowballing strangers on the facebook marketplace is the most fun thing to ever exist
the amount of times i go for the big crit backstab weakspot bonk on a chaos captain and while im charging up the heavy a poxwalker walks in the way, or my team hurts them enough for the shield to come back
is gonna drive me to chaos
yes chaos very fun, go play tw warhammer 3
💀
Ah, ah, ah
i think the weirdest fact i know about weasels is that their level of "smell" is similar to rabbits
i was talking to someone who had owned them.
correctish
the domestic ferret is also closely related to skunks iirc
what you mean ish
but furry animals smell like furry animals
in general
cause oyu are correct
oh do you mean how FERREts smell
i misread
cats and dogs don't really smell (at least if the dogs don't sweat)
no ish, only correct.
dogs smell and cats def smell
never had wet dog smell?
oh fuck
yuh thats why i said don't sweat
give me some leeway
ferrets don't sweat either
rabbit smell is defo way more noticeable than dog/cat smell though
ferrets are more related to skunks than anything
tuckered out
yea you can (and should if you have neighbors/children/visitors) get them descented which is something they can do when they get them fixed as kits
most ferrets that are out there have the gland removed soon after birth but they naturally have a similar thing where they can spray like a skunk when frightened, just not as aggressively stinky as a skunk
and getting them fixed if you aren't planning on being a ferret breeder is a must, because ferrets can literally die from stress if they aren't fixed
i went to my cousins room where she had a rabbit and you could tell there was a rabbit
i didn't find it smelly but the air was slightly heavier and the smell changed noticeably from before i stepped int o the room, if that makes sense
i don't have that same experience with dogs or cats
rabbit was free roam but chose to stay in her room
crazy how living beings can die from stress
almost like we should treat it as something important for people
oh well
coming from SEA culture, i can tell you without stress there would be no progress
Such is the sad way of life.
actually not exactly SEA
just the more eastern values
I'm making... ground catfish :/
sorry for your loss
Welp so far I think it has turned out better than my previous attempts at catfish lol
If I get sick then I will know why at least, right? x.x
It tastes like... fish...
why would you grind up the catfish? why not eat like a grilled fillet or at least like nuggets?
I am bad at cooking lol
so my go-to strat for being paranoid about not cooking something fully is to grind it up >.>
well at least your trying, its the only way to start, imo, it helps that fear for me to make it a little overdone than to worry about if its undercooked or not
I hope it's fully cooked >.>'
sry if im interrupting but what would u guys say is the better of the 2 mauls
I think it is personal preference
the mk3 one is a bit easier to get back into a horde clear combo imo than the mk1 one
I also think their strengths are class dependent
the mk 1 doesn't chain heavies 2 and 3 if you are heavy spamming, tho
kk also are either of the chain axes decent i remeber when the game came out being told to avoid them but idk chain axe is too cool
whats the main dif between the 2?
the mk 12 has sweeping lights, the mk 4 has sweeping heavies and the lights saw enemies
oh ok yh id go for mk12
the mk 12 is probably easier to use
mk12 is easier, mk4 has more skill expression and more utility
There we go ^
speaking of how do you use the thunder hammers properly i just kept feeling like i was doing smth wrong
thammers are difficult for newer players
oki ill try both out
ironhelm is probably the best rn just for the current game state, crucis is a very niche weapon
i wasnt sure if its better to charge for hordes or not
I wish crucis lights just crushed shit
at least crucis lights are useful...
like no joke I think it would be sick if they did 1,000 damage on a headshot and kept their minimal cleave stat
Thunder hammers got infinitely better when I grabbed the crucis back tbh
Them making the special essentially ass put the crucis back in the meta because of the looping heavies and strike lights
any tips on what the combos are for hordes/elites
Crucis flammer was the first ever build i used
special heavy 1/2
ty
true
get this man a true
and make power attack one shot crusher with trhust
what rolls would i aim for on the chain axes?
mobility/defenses is generally the dump stat
how about the blessings
slaughterer and headtaker/thrust right?
mk12 slaught or ht+ thrust
mk4 slaught+ht
oki last question but i sacrificed a chainsword with thrust but cant find it while trying to rebless anything else am i missing smth? still brand new to the endgame for DT
Chainsword Blessing is exclusive to chainsword
it stays under the same weapon family across characters
chain axes, chain swords, and eviscerators are all different families
did they take inspiring barrage off auto pistol??
no
i took my lvl 4 blessing of it off my flamer and it wont let me put it on the auto pistol
yea cause it's not the same weapon family
thats so weird
it is what it is
Not really
DT end game is how fast you can take all plasteel on the map
you cannot transfert blessings outside of the family
i often have to chose between more plasteel and more kills :/
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lmfao
i have chosen plasteel over life many times
sup, been like 9 months since i played last and looking at the new weapons how do folks feel about bolt pistol on zealot?
throwing for plasteel pickups is the ultimate gamer move
it's better on vet but like, it's mid
doesn't compete with zarona but that's just unfair
Zarona?
Anyone wanna help do the ''Just a flesh wound'' penance for zealot?
what u need for it?
Just someone to run through the map with quickly lol
I would do it solo but its private game only and i have no friends
because for some reason you cant private game alone
i would but im still relearning the game after ages so i wouldnt be the best pick
You basically just have to shoot and run without stopping, it isnt that hard
or you could just bell skip to the twins fight and kill them in like 6-8 minutes
I read somewhere it doesnt count for whatever reason
it does
Oh, well idk how to do it
source: ive helped people do it like 10 times via the twins
Would you wanna do it 11 times
currently playing a game with someone else atm otherwise i would have already asked for your code
Sad
like if youve beaten the twins before
at the start of the mission there will be a bell hanging from the first overpass
if every player rings it, it warps you straight to the boss
Sounds easy enough, now if only i had friends
sometimes i even ignore teammates to grab the plasteel
They can get out of the dog grab just fine.
remember you keep all the plasteel
losing = lose dockets
not running for plasteel = no plasteel = BAD
Any tips for Shocking stuff?
flamer, heavy sword or chsword
Do both 
yes but priority is plasteel
flamer/heavy sword
you can also throw another stun and if it detonates before the 1st one expires, it will still count IIRC
wait for a corridor
people keep joining the vc and asking "hey do yall have an open spot?" so maybe this name will work
chsword can also do the kills required
LOL
hey do you want to play now?
Cole wanna help me level my vet?
im going to kill all of you
:(
lemme hop on the vc in 1 sec so you can listen to my godly voice
Cole my vet is level 20 it wont take too long

proud of u king
guys do i do enough damage
no
Waht gun
what game si that
warframe
strun prime
will do about 8 damage
Impact and cold is wild
I see
DAYUM
Pretty good
Too bad strun is kinda giga mid
strun been with me since day 1
I need to level so many frames but i just do want to
Shiee i forgot about that
incarnoin also super op lmao t
Did you mean to reply to an almost 2 year old post lol?
Ember khora grendle and saryn
hello yes 400% slash chance on orange crits is mid
So 4
Exhill
@ornate bone ok we're talking a break
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FLESH WOUND
NOW
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Why were you so far back
what
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Oh! Yeah
Dataminers go deep
hot
I was gonna ping Gawain and a 4 year old post but alas it wasn't as funny
I see
@spare talon if you arent playing darktide what are you playing
nvm just did it on autopilot
deez nuts
@ornate bone whats your fs code
was playing hunt for the first time but taking a break
gawain has been pinged for a 4 year old post in general chat
9016772864
but... why me?
I mean like... I'm always lurking lol
wuh
youre already in the twins

