meanwhile thammer
#zealot-class
vestal pine
obsidian prairie
And I massively prefer the Big Iron fantasy (weapon spec vet)
median steeple
just a fellow on morningstar
buoyant pewter
At the morninged star, straight slaying “it”, and by it, I mean the heretics
spare talon
1 thats mandatory
1 that sucks
and 2 that are almost identical
vestal pine
just think of sacrificing 10k to the omnisiah
buoyant pewter
theyre easy to build
Oh damn okay lol
vestal pine
what was the 25% stagger per hit one?
buoyant pewter
And I massively prefer the Big Iron fantasy (weapon spec vet)
I was running WS before I swapped to zealot
vestal pine
and then the 20% per repeated strikes one
imho former is better
thunderstrike just sucks cause its a debuff
obsidian prairie
But yeah crusher is super easy to build and very comfy
Don't like a situation?
Special H1/L1
spare talon
this is what i personally run with my crusher
but theres plenty here you can change around
hard nexus
this is what i personally run with my crusher
but theres plenty here you can cha...
no ewew
bad
feel bad
(none of my builds run it)
obsidian prairie
The Special->Light 1's will continue until morale improves
spare talon
obsidian prairie
Its alright
hard nexus
ive never actually used the crusher
obsidian prairie
It just makes the Crushers sit the fuck down
buoyant pewter
Crusher x crusher
coarse birch
crusher damage into carapace is decent
north sedge
3 hit kill on a crusher
spare talon
its crusher man
royal vortex
not many people have considered it
coarse birch
my world has been changed
median steeple
ancient technique is
ornate bone
crusher has infinite damage if you keep swinging it until the heat death of the universe
?????
real
true, even
!!
buoyant pewter
Big if true
median steeple
I mean everything has infinite cleave if you keep swinging as well
spare talon
it has infinite cleave
...eventually
median steeple
obsidian prairie
Someone just made a fucking LTG mod for the thunder hammers
royal vortex
i make weird noises into the microphone during downtime until they leave
coarse birch
he blows me up
royal vortex
once
spare talon
i make weird noises into the microphone during downtime until they leave
you do that anyway
coarse birch
twice
median steeple
coarse birch
and it was the last time we played so recency bias wins anyway
royal vortex
you do that anyway
rude
spare talon
its what im best at
royal vortex
it was a minor infraction at best do not get ahead of yourself
median steeple
epic erro code
spare talon
LMAO
ivory marlin
Hi zealot chat
median steeple
yheloo
coarse birch
it was a minor infraction at best do not get ahead of yourself
pot calling kettle black
royal vortex
pot calling kettle black
don't get on my bad side i'll make you moderately uncomfortable whenever we're alone
ivory marlin
I played rise of empires on not my pc and i won through sheer power (unlimited cannons)
north sedge
ivory marlin
Hi josho and syrian mom
spare talon
don't get on my bad side i'll make you moderately uncomfortable whenever we're a...
you do that even when others are around
coarse birch
also you try and do that anyway unironically
get that fucking pig emote off my message you grease tub
ivory marlin
Josho calm down
coarse birch
i hope your life becomes animal farm as pay back
ivory marlin
:(
royal vortex
animal farm is a sick ass book so long as im the pig in charge and not the pig in exile
coarse birch
bad news for you buddy
north sedge
If you wanna see yoshi go nuclear just eat chips near your keyboard
royal vortex
ur not the guy who wrote the novel
hard nexus
pro tip on how to increase your damage for the score board!
protip play with cole n out damage him because ur better
coarse birch
ur not the guy who wrote the novel
your not that guy pal
royal vortex
If you wanna see yoshi go nuclear just eat chips near your keyboard
u will never hear a man more beaten down by a shitty IT job and an inability to maintain relationships than yoshi finding out u eat at ur keyboard
coarse birch
hey i like my IT job
royal vortex
i don't care what you say i have a narrative to portray
coarse birch
however eating chips near your keyboard and then using the keyboard is a crime
royal vortex
"a crime" does not describe how you acted
spare talon
protip play with cole n out damage him because ur better
telling a half truth half lie is still a lie
royal vortex
your not that guy pal
y'roue*
ivory marlin
If you wanna see yoshi go nuclear just eat chips near your keyboard
I eat at my desk which also has my keyboard
ivory marlin
Josho why are you fighting yoshi
spare talon
coarse birch
so im the feral hog but you wanna be the leader hog
p sure thats not how that works
i bet id beat you at cards too
royal vortex
there isnt even a feral hog in animal farm
coarse birch
well i was relating it to the worst hog in this case
but yeah he wasnt feral
although its been many years since i read the book
8th grade or something
royal vortex
astral project back to that time and recall the fine details of it
spare talon
They should add a tactical nuke to darktide
ogryn is right there
ivory marlin
He points and everything on the map dies
royal vortex
god i wish to speak of things i absolutely should not here
coarse birch
astral project back to that time and recall the fine details of it
if i could astral project i would not use it to go back and read a book i can just read now
royal vortex
lame
coarse birch
ur lame
coarse birch
hwo is that lack of creativity
ivory marlin
Why y’all fighting im so confused
coarse birch
that is more creative
royal vortex
i'm the kind of cool that only comes from being at the bottom of a downward spiral and finding a way to somehow go deeper
ivory marlin
Or is this flirting i cant tell
coarse birch
both
royal vortex
it's like an integer overflow from pathetic into the SICKEST dude u know
(author of the crusher guide)
coarse birch
yeah sick is right
ivory marlin
royal vortex
yeah sick is right
coarse birch
i try to be civil and josho just attacks me
royal vortex
i try to be civil and josho just attacks me
t. woman divorcing her husband
ivory marlin
?
coarse birch
that does usually happen after someone calls the other a pig
ivory marlin
Dads stop fighting
royal vortex
what's the question mark for i thought this observation was pretty clear
north sedge
ivory marlin
Im just generally confused and or stupid
royal vortex
understandable
ivory marlin
Stanpc?
coarse birch
what are you confused about
ivory marlin
Idk man
royal vortex
this is totally happening again
ivory marlin
Im bad at strategy games and just won one so my brain is fried as ive used it all up
coarse birch
maybe learn to spell before you write a book
spare talon
god i wish to speak of things i absolutely should not here
I LOVE JOINING GAMES WHERE PEOPLE ARE USING VC!!!
idk why it replied to that
what the fuck
royal vortex
i'm making you witness a car crash in real time and all you can do is fail to remember the number for emergency services despite it being right on the tip of your tongue how the fuck did you forget this what the HELL is wrong with you
ivory marlin
Yall wanna know my secret to how i won the strategy game?
coarse birch
i didnt forget anything what do you mean
ivory marlin
Its really cool
royal vortex
u paid an eastern european man to do it for you
south folio
rabies is flowing through josho's blood
coarse birch
i see
ivory marlin
Hey speaking of arco
royal vortex
but the point is the feeling of inadequacy for not buying my self help book
ivory marlin
Hi jason
south folio
hi shirt
royal vortex
to remember the number for emergency services
im glad u see
that u should purchase it
coarse birch
i will not purchase it
south folio
Look at my new pet
crocodile looking ass
ivory marlin
She costs 1000$ and i got her for free
coarse birch
the potential would need to come free with a rope
south folio
nice job stealing it
nimble fiber
Look at my new pet
whats his/her name?
ivory marlin
I also got this man but he is shy
ivory marlin
whats his/her name?
Her name is newie
royal vortex
the potential would need to come free with a rope
lame
south folio
was it a relative or something that gave it?
ivory marlin
My uncle said he thinks id take better care of them despite how much he loves them
nimble fiber
cute newie
fleet zealot
the rot consumes
ivory marlin
So he said once I actually own a house i get them
south folio
that's neat
ivory marlin
So newie and lederhosen are technically my new pet snakes
royal vortex
your a very unsupportive friend
i'm more of lifelong devil's advocate
nimble fiber
lederhosen?
royal vortex
i'm here to doubt you at every turn so you know what the opposition would say
nimble fiber
the shy one?
coarse birch
i'm more of lifelong devil's advocate
i can accept this
ivory marlin
I was 10 when my uncle got him
ornate bone
i'm here to doubt you at every turn so you know what the opposition would say
controlled opposition
ivory marlin
Newie is like 2
coarse birch
that just makes him more angry
nimble fiber
what if u ask him in a language he doesn't understand
coarse birch
thats just asking normally
ivory marlin
Josho what languages do you know
royal vortex
all of them
ivory marlin
Prove it
royal vortex
i know none of them
ivory marlin
I believe it
spare talon
i know a decent amount
i know about spanish, german, russian, english, japanese, chinese, french, etc
coarse birch
You just wanted to flex that didnt you
fleet zealot
spare talon
You just wanted to flex that didnt you
how is it a flex
anyone can google "list of languages" to find out what languages there are
full nebula
ello, what would you guys do for the double barrel? im kinda just running it with knife/ff/bp
ornate bone
Yoshi is literally Josho in Spanish and he didn't know about languages
full nebula
also immolation
ornate bone
Double-barrel is basically both barrels and a blessing of choice
coarse birch
I just take whatever name stan gives me
full nebula
got scattershot deathspitter atm
coarse birch
I dont look into it too much
nimble fiber
I miss astroturf a bit ngl
nimble fiber
nice car
coarse birch
Astroturf was a good name
full nebula
i got dance of death with the double barrel, shits pretty good
-75 recoil on sucessful dodge
full nebula
also scatttershot seems good, it gets stacks based on the amount of enemies hit, then releases the critchance on the next shot
interesting
ivory marlin
Like it takes an unusable hh on level 7 to actually usable
fleet zealot
ello, what would you guys do for the double barrel? im kinda just running it wit...
Manstopper plus scattershot
full nebula
probably wait for itemization for manstopper, not gonna make another character for it
fleet zealot
Deathspit isn’t too good, better to go double barrels
fleet zealot
probably wait for itemization for manstopper, not gonna make another character f...
Check brunts hourly shop when you are able
coarse birch
if you get lucky manstopper will be in either shop or emp gift
i think i got both manstopper and fletchette through shops
nimble fiber
@spare talon peak tfd right there
fleet zealot
In crafting update all blessings will be t1-t4, no more tier specifics
full nebula
whats funny is i have it on the other shotguns, but it doesnt share lol
fleet zealot
Yea cause assault shotguns new family
Even psyker has them so hopefully brunts comes through
full nebula
im sure they'll add more and not be the only one for eternity
spare talon
In crafting update all blessings will be t1-t4, no more tier specifics
wdym
merged into one?
i just loaded in to the start of the mission
royal vortex
flechette/manstopper/ceaseless barrage etc will be available at every tier
spare talon
ah
median steeple
thankgod
coarse birch
flechette/manstopper/ceaseless barrage etc will be available at every tier
tf is ceaseless barrage am i forgetting something
median steeple
@hard nexus im da clutch master
royal vortex
tf is ceaseless barrage am i forgetting something
ogryn stubber blessing
hard nexus
<@265332960792805378> im da clutch master
true!!
royal vortex
suppression per 2.5% of ammo spent and x% damage vs suppressed
median steeple
I didn't get no clips from that game
coarse birch
ah
median steeple
nothing funny happened
coarse birch
i dont think ive seen that one
although i am not a stubber user
even when i play ogryn
royal vortex
it's t2 exclusive
royal vortex
overwhelming fire is significantly worse into most targets on gorgonum than any other damage blessing
it resets the moment you hit a 2nd enemy and it's always the same amount of shots per stack (bad blessing design but w/e)
coarse birch
oh im probably thinking of the wrong blessing then
i thought that was what you ran on stubbers
i may be having an episode
royal vortex
it's decent on achlys
ur choices are mostly between ba/insp barrage/overwhelming/deathspitter/i guess charmed reload if u want that for some reason
coarse birch
it does have some p mid blessings
ig BA isnt awful although would take a little to ramp up
royal vortex
close range up to 12.5m makes ds more viable on it
coarse birch
oh right that exists now
man ogryn ranged weapons make me sad
thank god for pickaxes
HM to ripper and GG
vestal pine
it resets the moment you hit a 2nd enemy and it's always the same amount of shot...
it resets on pen?
sad
royal vortex
probably doesn't
vestal pine
man ogryn ranged weapons make me sad
its a decent rendition but could be better
royal vortex
that's not the mechanical interaction i'm referring to regardless, it applies to 1 target and then drops immediately if you have to hit another
royal vortex
it has a similar problem blaze away used to have to when it was a specific amount of bullets per stack per weapon family, so gorg had to use comical amounts of ammo to get stacks and you couldn't do it without charmed reload
hard nexus
i feel like a lot of the time i dont get stacks
or it might be just weird hitreg?
or void staff having weird hit boxes?
idk
vestal pine
it has a similar problem blaze away used to have to when it was a specific amoun...
blaze away seems to get reset on activating the gungryn ult also, is it similar hm
fleet zealot
Does true aim work like the headhunter blessing with mk3 HH
Even if it doesn’t it’s still hella OP
hard nexus
wdym
vestal pine
yes
hard nexus
hrm
coarse birch
i cant say i ive tested it although id think it would
vestal pine
but its forced crit instead of increased crit chance
hard nexus
it just feels super inconsistent
vestal pine
good gunpsyker used to just headshot all the time and get 80% critchain on columnus
lol
coarse birch
casue it jsut builds to 100% crit at 5 stacks but doesnt affect crit before
vestal pine
which was nerfed to 60%
fleet zealot
wdym
Mk3 headhunter crits the whole burst, but bullets 2 and 3 will proc headhunter, meaning if all your shots connect to a head you get 40% crit chance
fleet zealot
it just feels super inconsistent
Really shouldn’t when firing into any sort of mass targets
royal vortex
i mean realistically if u have the crit nodes and scriers active with the old 4 crit strings ur already at comically high effective crit rates that true aim didn't matter largely
hard nexus
Really shouldn’t when firing into any sort of mass targets
maybe its just bugged with showing stacks?
ik dd is buggd that way
vestal pine
if you dont have scriers active it helps decently tbh
royal vortex
(there's also the mathematical issue of crit/weakspot scaling having diminishing returns when both conditions are active)
if u have 100% weakspot rate (you don't) you get the least possible value out of crits
hard nexus
(i do)
fleet zealot
I hate surge blessing even with how cool it is
fleet zealot
Oh yea when you crit your attack literally doubles
fleet zealot
one shotting crushers is awesome
Think of it on a melee weapon
royal vortex
it's actually slightly less than doubling
hard nexus
void is soooo balanced wdym
royal vortex
the second projectile deals some amount of less damage
fleet zealot
it's actually slightly less than doubling
Is the 2nd bolt not crit as well? Oh less damage
hard nexus
is the second projectile still a crit?
royal vortex
it is a crit it just don't hit quite as hard
vestal pine
now you know
fleet zealot
Tbh good
royal vortex
u can still one tap most enemies with it in the right conditions so like
u know
at least it doesn't stunlock bosses anymore
coarse birch
tbf base void one taps most stuff
fleet zealot
Can’t believe void ate a 25% damage nerf on it’s charged shots and is still powerful as fuck
coarse birch
i used p13 void for 20 seconds and went "what have they done"
vestal pine
Can’t believe void ate a 25% damage nerf on it’s charged shots and is still powe...
we have surge and surge and one is kinda worse than voidstrike
sad
royal vortex
laspistol post fire rate buff before any other changes
vestal pine
it exists
royal vortex
that was funny
fleet zealot
Surge isn’t bad
vestal pine
coarse birch
laspistol is still hella dumb
hard nexus
surge staff surge should send out another lightning chain to the highest health enemy in the pov
fleet zealot
It’s just mid
royal vortex
surge rates in my top 1 for most boring weapon i will ever use in a tide game
hard nexus
real
hard nexus
surge rates in my top 1 for most boring weapon i will ever use in a tide game
whats the top 2
vestal pine
laspistol is still hella dumb
doesnt it hurt your thumb
fleet zealot
Surge has good single target dps especially with flurry stacked but that is all it does
coarse birch
i have to use surge sadly
fleet zealot
It’s basically ethical void staff
coarse birch
i refuse to use trauma or void and if im playing staff psyker im playing illisi so im not using purge
vestal pine
surge rates in my top 1 for most boring weapon i will ever use in a tide game
tbh i like it
coarse birch
doesnt it hurt your thumb
why would it hurt my thumb
vestal pine
i think its like the first channeling "aimless" weapon that doesnt seem to suck balls whenever you try to use it
fleet zealot
Only one damage use case, scab stalkers and scab shooters, absolutely goated for ranged scab maelstrom
vestal pine
why would it hurt my thumb
2nd finger from m1spam
i dont remember the names i think, fuck
index was 4th
fleet zealot
i think its like the first channeling "aimless" weapon that doesnt seem to suck ...
They should have kept half the value of the EP surge bug and added it baseline
At least
royal vortex
if i knew they would monkey's paw the surge rework i wouldve taken a dude stunning the exact amount of trash that can take up ur front slots
and just let him hold singular muties in place to feel like he is helping
fleet zealot
The bugged surge staff was too strong but it felt like a real weapon
median steeple
RIP funny lightning builds
coarse birch
i would take old surge for smite to be reworked or removed
median steeple
Infinite smite bug was awesome
royal vortex
infinite smite bug helped fill out the block list
fleet zealot
and just let him hold singular muties in place to feel like he is helping
First day of patch 13, watch psyker spam his surge staff into horde, gets immediately overrun, i banter, he gets angry and whines
median steeple
wait is the block list capped?
fleet zealot
Infinite smite bug sucked
coarse birch
yeah
vestal pine
how was old surge btw
fleet zealot
At least it wasn’t lucky bullet bug
median steeple
First day of patch 13, watch psyker spam his surge staff into horde, gets immedi...
vestal pine
discount smite rn?
hard nexus
why is josho so hateful
median steeple
no joy in his life
fleet zealot
how was old surge btw
Had no damage, cc’d 6 targets like discount smite
vestal pine
discount smite
hard nexus
it had damage
vestal pine
kk
fleet zealot
It basically could only flake kill shooters and stalkers from full charge
It’s carapace damage didn’t matter cause crushers HP too high
And it didnt do enough damage
vestal pine
"anti-armor"
fleet zealot
Flak, same issue, maulers and ragers and gunners and shotgunners had more HP
ripe quest
"anti-armor"
Clearly anti-HP, like the Thammer!
fleet zealot
So it basically just cleared stalkers and shooters and everyone else used it as a cc bot tool
fleet zealot
Worse smite
ripe quest
zinc talon
also, I love smite personally
fleet zealot
what's discount smite?
Old pre rework surge
zinc talon
I run it almost all the time
but yes I get it
'psuckers that only smite' yada yada yada
median steeple
I love smite but man I wish it didn't have this rep
vestal pine
Clearly anti-HP, like the Thammer!
im still gonna say anti-HP for thammer cause at least thammer does that part decent, not crusher smh
zinc talon
I'm with you it can be a rabbit hole and a crutch for some players
vestal pine
:(
hard nexus
I love smite but man I wish it didn't have this rep
ur like the only good smite psykr
er
opsyr
psyer
psyuk
psuekr
royal vortex
if i see the lightning more than twice a game it's straight to the block list
no appeals
hard nexus
psyker
median steeple
if i see the lightning more than twice a game it's straight to the block list
be quiet ogryn player
hard nexus
if i see the lightning more than twice a game it's straight to the block list
ur so full of hate
royal vortex
ur so full of hate
i have one life
hard nexus
also yeah psycho has a point
vestal pine
smite is interesting to balance
zinc talon
I think the most poetic thing about smite is
coarse birch
im honestly with josho
royal vortex
i am not spending part of it queueing into a game
vestal pine
at base it deals shit damage and only acts as CC to help others
royal vortex
and watching some dipshit turn off the enemies
vestal pine
and watch them save your ass
zinc talon
there's several several small little nuances here and there spread out across the things entire usage
coarse birch
its quite literally the least interesting thing to play with
fleet zealot
Smite getting buffed becuase of shit support psykers even tho it was already strong if used correctly
Lol
royal vortex
ogryn rumbler spam cannot hold a single candle to smite in terms of being a fucking irritation
there was one period where it could and that lasted less than a week
zinc talon
very easy to miss unless you're in the grinder fuckin around with it like a little murder goblin like I am
and because smite has the reputation it has
vestal pine
and then you have smite build which literally disintegrates everything aside from maybe crusher packs
fleet zealot
ogryn rumbler spam cannot hold a single candle to smite in terms of being a fuck...
Nah 2 rumbler lucky bullet abusers genuinely made me consider uninstalling
zinc talon
they don't ever see any add'l incentive to use it
and their resentment grows
and they're less likely to use it
and find them, and learn
and their resentment grows
royal vortex
Nah 2 rumbler lucky bullet abusers genuinely made me consider uninstalling
there is a message directly below the one u replied to
it may be worth comprehending
coarse birch
lucky bullet abusing rumbler/kickback was so ass
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-garn-47-garn-car-garn47-gif-179180982415406949...
the antichrist
vestal pine
fleet zealot
it may be worth comprehending
No thanks im tired
vestal pine
recommend a respec build lol this is mediocre i heard
zinc talon
so people's dislike of smite, is keeping them from finding the tricks that really make it kick ass even if it's the only thing you use in a mission
fleet zealot
I will not comprehend
hard nexus
Nah 2 rumbler lucky bullet abusers genuinely made me consider uninstalling
reminds me of the monstrous specials game, ogryn said he was specced for boss kill and that hed take a lot of ammo
ornate bone
zinc talon
and because they don't get better with it themselves, the ability never gets better to them or anyone else
vestal pine
so people's dislike of smite, is keeping them from finding the tricks that reall...
it either deals shit damage, or fuckton of damage and makes games boring either way
hard nexus
one or 2 enemies
fleet zealot
Smite’s good build isn’t a secret
royal vortex
is this before or after the explosion monstrosity damage nerf
zinc talon
smite not being used is the reason smite is not used
vestal pine
that said brainburst needs a touchup
zinc talon
I love it
median steeple
he had lucky bullet rumbler
zinc talon
it makes me cackle
fleet zealot
You didnt’t discover anything new
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-explode-shatter-cat-gif-10358843112865587060
thank you for your donation to the gif bank
fleet zealot
Smite is just plagued by mercy mains
vestal pine
zinc talon
by.....
vestal pine
fuck it blue archive gif time
median steeple
mfs pick smite then expect it to be like assail then explode
ornate bone
Smite is just plagued by mercy mains
median steeple
truly the ability of all time
zinc talon
vestal pine
truly the ability of all time
assail but infinite ammo
fleet zealot
Who think damage isn’t needed to contribute to the team cause they play shitty mobas and hero shooters where they stick a medibeam up the ass of the best player on the team or their duo
zinc talon
but know this before we start the spam I have some that are right at walking the line in terms of spiciness
median steeple
Yumi mains will face the wrath of god one day istg
zinc talon
so don't get all kerfluffled when they land I'm just sending the arti
vestal pine
Who think damage isn’t needed to contribute to the team cause they play shitty m...
tbh
actual friendly buffer could be nice
fleet zealot
Yumi mains will face the wrath of god one day istg
Completely valid playstyle /j
median steeple
using smite to just throw enemies around is great
vestal pine
just give it fat 50% or something
median steeple
no reason to hold it in a lot of situations since you will die
hard nexus
Who think damage isn’t needed to contribute to the team cause they play shitty m...
getting yelled at by my team in ow2 because im playing illari with 8000 damage and 10k healing because i should be healing more (im outdamaging both DPSs)
median steeple
Unless EVERYTHING is infront of you I wouldn't hold it but yes it killing everything is goofy asf and fun
fleet zealot
You hold EP smite cause the total dps rapidly increases with density
zinc talon
^
fleet zealot
Unless EVERYTHING is infront of you I wouldn't hold it but yes it killing everyt...
That’s the only time you should be using it
Or else you have staff or sword out
zinc talon
so, a takeaway from that point
hard nexus
That’s the only time you should be using it
or bulwark packs
median steeple
I've seen mfs who be in the middle of hordes smiting
median steeple
fleet zealot
or bulwark packs
Staff
zinc talon
you're only really gonna be holding empowered smite with right click charge
vestal pine
its anti-assail
zinc talon
0-99%
vestal pine
assail scales bad on large skirmishes
zinc talon
and it can mulch
fleet zealot
EP smite and venting flames too op
vestal pine
but smite just scales more the more enemies get poured
zinc talon
which means you need to be left clicking five times as many as you are right now
fleet zealot
Literally isnt
median steeple
venting flames in general is really good
fleet zealot
Void and trauma both handle 6 bulwarks
median steeple
crazy range
hard nexus
Void and trauma both handle 6 bulwarks
on my warp flurry transfer peril staff its tedious
fleet zealot
If you use surge (or for some emperor forsaken reason purge with smite)
Then that’s just the price you pay
zinc talon
if you have four things in the right spacing you can hit snipers on that cliffside they spawn in on, in the trainyardd
FROM THE MEDI
median steeple
I wish surge was better
fleet zealot
on my warp flurry transfer peril staff its tedious
Really shouldnt just aim where their head behind the shield
fleet zealot
Plus transfer peril staff only good with scrier’s
hard nexus
i know
fleet zealot
Surge flurry is just better
zinc talon
I really enjoy surge trauma shock maul, there's an easy room to room procevss
zinc talon
job 1: get the room scanned then frozen or put on its ass with smite
fleet zealot
Anyways
zinc talon
job 2: when asses are planted use the trauma to explode packs
zinc talon
and then clear out the high health heavies with the shock maul
fleet zealot
Won all my games
zinc talon
you permastun with all 3 weapons
fleet zealot
Creating token copies of creatures with special effects is super busted
hard nexus
vet chat moment
vestal pine
Turn smite into electric monk melee
imagine smite enchanted weapons lol
hard nexus
guy gets a great rolled recon
vestal pine
electric damage for all melee and gunshots
fleet zealot
vet chat moment
Veteran crybaby
vestal pine
dumdum DS is fine tbh
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-consider-the-following-pee-your-pants-go-fuck-yo...
consider the following
sliding a piece of paper through the slit in the tip
fleet zealot
20 to 25 lmao
fleet zealot
dumdum DS is fine tbh
No headhunter for shocktroop
hard nexus
goes against the advice
vestal pine
but 20 to 25 is fucking petty lollol
drowsy steppe
goes against the advice
classic
median steeple
I have too many bill gifs
drowsy steppe
theres people who just wants validation instead of advice
spare talon
i see no reaction to what ive proposed
i dont think any of you have considered the following
hard nexus
consider the following
sliding a piece of paper through the slit in the tip
ive seen that
thats old
i have it saved somewhere
zinc talon
spare talon
ik but its the first thing i think of
fleet zealot
theres people who just wants validation instead of advice
You see i came here to ask for advice but i want advice to be exactly what i was thinking so i’d feel good about myself
zinc talon
it's even the weapon that looks the most like a doobie
spare talon
You see i came here to ask for advice but i want advice to be exactly what i was...
SO TRUE
hard nexus
real
zinc talon
You see i came here to ask for advice but i want advice to be exactly what i was...
I just pull a move my cat does when she fucks up and immediately go through life like the whole event never existed
median steeple
hey guys I think I should run inspiring barrage glory hunter bolter (no I will not take criticism)
zinc talon
well I thought it was relatable
median steeple
Gloryhunter is an odd blessing
fleet zealot
hey guys I think I should run inspiring barrage glory hunter bolter (no I will n...
1-1-1-1-1-1 build
median steeple
why does it exist
median steeple
1-1-1-1-1-1 build
best time to be here was for that
I wonder what that guy is doing now
hard nexus
wha
fleet zealot
All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on it like a bunch of toxic trolls you didn’t have to say anything if u don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything but naw y’all wanna be animals like every other troll and thru the safety of the internet you run your mouth and then talk smack about me it’s ridiculous and not fair of anyone to treat some one like that and u have the audacity to say I’m going thru somthing nah you and all the other trolls like you need to get over what your going thru and act right
zinc talon
vestal pine
fucking dammit gacha
fleet zealot
median steeple
sass
oak delta
All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on...
Average zealot chat moment.
Don’t be surprised
drowsy steppe
additional context
fleet zealot
At least here we filter out the crybabies whenever something super busted gets nerfed
drowsy steppe
the og poster wished the people gave him advice to go die
zinc talon
All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on...
for the record I came in late I was just runnin my mouth about how much I like smite and tellin cat jokes
hard nexus
for the record I came in late I was just runnin my mouth about how much I like s...
its a copypasta
from a loong time ago
vestal pine
i hate gacha
fleet zealot
Remember when BM got reworked and panic ensued because people didn’t understand it’s actually even better than old BM
median steeple
women jumpscare
hard nexus
Remember when BM got reworked and panic ensued because people didn’t understand ...
what was the rework
i do not remember
zinc talon
what even is a gatcha
hard nexus
what even is a gatcha
gabling
median steeple
I think you needed to hit heads now?
median steeple
Idk it was a long time ago
zinc talon
their mobile adds are like, you're 3 days late on your rent payment! Do you: A. pull money out of savings B. fuck your girlfriend's cat then skin and eat it
fleet zealot
what was the rework
Before it was weakspot kill give you 3.5 second buff of ignoring hitmass, you’d cleave through everything but you’ll still have damage fall off
hard nexus
ohhhh
fleet zealot
Way more brainless and still good cause axe had high minimum damage
ivory marlin
vestal pine
their mobile ad~~d~~s are like, you're 3 days late on your rent payment! Do you:...
those are raid shadow legends
anyays i play blue archive
fleet zealot
New one is per swing and lets you keep first target damage for 4 enemies if you oneshot them so it actually makes it better vs bruisers and ragers etc
vestal pine
i think my rolls are fucked hope i get it better on pass but gonna have to dip the saving throw it seems
fleet zealot
https://tenor.com/view/deep-magic-lion-witch-narnia-dont-recite-gif-14879671
Oh, you got that thugshot on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Load your thugshot, dude. You can do the slug launcher, huh? The thug shooter; gimme the thug shooter, dude, fire that slug! Put your hands on the trigger and shoot that slug. Aim that shit, I know you can shoot it, shoot it! Yeah that's some thugshot right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the shooter, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him.
New school magic
median steeple
unthinkable
drowsy steppe
and hitmass to determine how much cleave your weapon needs to cleave through
hard nexus
would it be satistying as a rock
better because its just one slug punching thru an entire horde
drowsy steppe
then introduce something that completely ignores that
vestal pine
better because its just one slug punching thru an entire horde
hmmmmmm would it have cleave lol
vestal pine
then introduce something that completely ignores that
trauma:
median steeple
ogryn fighting hordes of homeless people
zinc talon
honestly I wonder if that's really what ogryn are there to do
zinc talon
just depopulate entire hab blocks of dregs and ghettos rather than deal with all the problems they cause
fleet zealot
do you guys enjoy old brumentum or the new one
Neither
ripe quest
whyareyoulockedinthebathroomyoutalkingtomewhydontyoutrygettingajob
fleet zealot
Old one was braindead, new one is stupidly strong. Both of them define the weapon they are on
maiden path
ogryn fighting hordes of homeless people
me fighting the homeless after I said i didn't have any cash and I walked out of 7/11 with a beer
fleet zealot
If a weapon can’t use BM it’s most likely shit
maiden path
If a weapon can’t use BM it’s most likely shit
baby mamA?
vestal pine
If a weapon can’t use BM it’s most likely shit
can they give BM on crusis exclusive
median steeple
just how the cookie crumbles
ripe quest
median steeple
deus ex is peak
maiden path
im at my baby mamas crib throwing pistachios at my kids head
median steeple
thin marlin
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ed8obs/knife_zealots_using_heavy_attacks_explain_it_to_me/ please scroll through this thread it is genuine insanity i swear op has to be trolling
fleet zealot
You cant make me read it
maiden path
yap alert
median steeple
i will fucking crumple and die if i do
maiden path
haha jk
median steeple
my fav reddit post was people fighting over if its good or not to destroy grims
fleet zealot
Lacerate over flesh tearer
maiden path
oak delta
Documented brain rot 
maiden path
im really sad this guys style is this shit 24/7
fleet zealot
Something about high crit rate so you want faster attacks??
maiden path
and it wasnt a funny gimmic
for one game
it would of been hilarious if cruelty squad looked like that but his next game looked really pretty
fleet zealot
Beb being blocked saved my chat
maiden path
they censored jesus
fleet zealot
No shot this is true, also i’m refusing to test
fleet zealot
they censored jesus
U ain’t jesus but i’ll nail you to a cross till you look like pinhead
median steeple
fuck doing hardcore challenges
thin marlin
No shot this is true, also i’m refusing to test
it has to be bait
median steeple
new challenge is using reddit builds
fleet zealot
new challenge is using reddit builds
Have you used the non autistic zealot build on games lantern
median steeple
the what
fleet zealot
It’s in the title
median steeple
I think I've used one GL build and it was just to see what the fuck they were doing over there
vestal pine
i decided to gamble once more and it did not disapoiny
ill have to hit the softcap to get it since the gacha pull one is meta
🤡
maiden path
U ain’t jesus but i’ll nail you to a cross till you look like pinhead
cant be crucified if my hands in a fist
fleet zealot
Use it
maiden path
✊
median steeple
what the fuck
maiden path
rowrow fight da powah
fleet zealot
I can’t use the build
fleet zealot
I’m not on the spectrum i’m the whole wavelength
maiden path
vestal pine
https://tenor.com/view/hi-fern-scared-gif-27415676
irs decent so idk kek
fleet zealot
The dclaw got me rollin
median steeple
HE HAS A WOUND!
fleet zealot
Shred hammerblow
fleet zealot
Fullbore AND scattershot on agri shotgun
ornate bone
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ed8obs/knife_zealots_using_heavy_att...
I will do this, and then you'll pay my therapy
fleet zealot
Talents are just a mess
median steeple
truly the babysitter build of all time
ornate bone
OP is a fucking weirdo
"I’m sorry but this just can’t be right. You are definitely not weighing the balance of less heavies versus more lights. It’s a high crit weapon. With High crit chance, you want more hits, not less."
spare talon
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9bb19179-e1e1-4a36-bc40-42e0e0accf23/ba...
this build makes me want to shit my pants then use it as a projectile for whoever made this build
ornate bone
make weapon that can one-shot certain enemies on heavy crits
"UH ACTUALLY YOU WANT TO SPAM LIGHTS BECAUSE YOU GET MORE CRITS PER SECOND?????????"
median steeple
the ape approach
spare talon
more crits per second
ivory marlin
I hope once i make my zealot build its so awful i get banned from this server
Or hunted down
spare talon
CPS
ivory marlin
Either or really
ornate bone
"I don’t test and I never will, I just play on instinct, admittedly.
But I think you guys are mostly full of shit on this. And none of you ever acknowledge the man ytalents and blessings that favor light spamming."
spare talon
what
median steeple
what the fuck
median steeple
damn Child Protective Services getting real now
ornate bone
Like, the one point the guy could have I don't see brought up
Which is building uncanny strike stacks
If you do a heavy right off the bat on a crusher crowd without uncanny, it's gonna stink for you
So you can do something like slap them a few times and then go to town
fleet zealot
It’s reddit even the people with some common sense wont know everything
No mentions of PAs
median steeple
shit you reminded me I need uncanny and a good deimos
spare talon
me when the "CPS" (skin walkers) attempt to take away "child" (beer grabbing machine)
fleet zealot
Bonking crushers with deimos h2 with fully stacked uncanny strike
spare talon
the cps attempting to steal the dwarves in the backyard mining for gold
median steeple
sbeve
vestal pine
>make weapon that can one-shot certain enemies on heavy crits
>"UH ACTUALLY YOU ...
knife?
obsidian prairie
Did Beb get banned?
ripe quest
Did Beb get banned?
no unfortunately.
lusty oar
ember yew
no unfortunately.
ember yew
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9bb19179-e1e1-4a36-bc40-42e0e0accf23/ba...
i posted a link to this one a month ago or so
great build ~~ to tilt Cole~~
glacial wren
Spleef
obsidian prairie
I love how the internet is just like “I have a problem!”
And when provided the solution they are either
ornate bone
People say Jesus is the savior
obsidian prairie
“Fuck you”
ornate bone
But idk
spare talon
"hey, why thing?"
"heres why"
"erm no thats not true"
ornate bone
I'd vote for the guy who brings the 6s shroudfield
obsidian prairie
Or “I don’t want that, I just want to complain”
ornate bone
Wanting to complain is pretty okay tbh
Sometimes people want to vent their frustration and someone comes like "actually it's your fault lol" and the person comes out even shittier than they entered
ember yew
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ed8obs/knife_zealots_using_heavy_att...
Knife zealot 101 :
Horde - lights (unless MK6 perv)
Elites/Bosses - heavy/push attacks
Can also kill everything with lights if running uncanny, but vs elite/boss heavy/push will still be faster.
what's so hard about dis
obsidian prairie
Being a brain dead lacerate mercy killer knife zealot
ember yew
The topic itself is kinda okay tbh (he ask a question and explanation), but how he replied to people shows how he is beyond saving
obsidian prairie
problem
solution
“Fuck off your wrong even if I can’t prove it, also I didn’t care in the first place”
ember yew
may his soul find it's way out of the warp
spoiler
||everything that gets out from the warp is already dead or fully corrupted||
ember yew
“Fuck off your wrong even if I can’t prove it, also I didn’t care in the first p...
I like how he replied with"
"i just play by guts feeling" or something
which is like i play actually
and he sure isn't
playing like that doesn't mean be completely ignorant, it only means you dont remember every frikkin breakpoint for every weapon
so you dont sweat much on that
spare talon
dude the music lining up right when it becomes a clutch situation
spare talon
they died so hard they respawned on a different fucking map
ember yew
but the one guy is still alive
29 level chad
with a paid skin
supporting the gaem
you buy the skin
you survive
median steeple
Damn was it bring your muties to work day that game
spare talon
but the one guy is still alive
hes the one who just died in the first clip
and i picked him up right then
he then aggroed the DH
died to her
then i picked him up again
spare talon
then he died just before this clip
he was dealing some good damage but he was just getting hit a little too much
spare talon
he was dealing some good damage but he was just getting hit a little too much
and yknow
also
ember yew
CHAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
median steeple
Oh wow he saw it and like yeah I can take that
spare talon
im not even joking when i say that game was both really fun and incredibly hilarious
median steeple
That difficulty is an enigma
south folio
and yknow
also
the music was directing you to find some way to rescue your teammates
spare talon
it was a heresy maelstrom ofc
theyre such a mixed bag its hilarious
south folio
back to chasm logistratum
spare talon
i just loaded into the normal mael that just expired
as im loading in someone burps on vc
spare talon
its the pursuit theme from ace attorney spirit of justice
spare talon
oh you mean the one before
thats the pursuit theme from the great ace attorney
can you tell what playlist i was listening to
hard nexus
no
spare talon
thats the pursuit theme from the great ace attorney
spare talon
ive been on an AA music binge lately
median steeple
pretty good song ngl
spare talon
zinc talon
you buy the skin
my lips to god empra's ears, my armory/melk/brunt gear is never better than the day or two or three after I pick up new cosmetics
mission rewards especially, the gear becomes almost usable from its usual frown inducing dogshit
I can't say for sure anything is there behind the scenes
ember yew
my lips to god empra's ears, my armory/melk/brunt gear is *never* better than th...
what gear, aren't you running naked 24/7
zinc talon
but if they aren't doing that, they're idiots not to
ember yew
zinc talon
heh much as I can
but it scares the wimmens and lilchilluns
and also just by picking up something heavy I can spontaneously impregnate gals up to a quarter mile away
so manly bam, there's a kid
didn't even hafta fuuuuuuuuu
ember yew
"Proper rotation" like using heavies, which seems impossible for the guy from reddit
spare talon
yeah like im not even using the punch stats which in theory could increase my dps
but i just dont vibe with them so i rarely use them
glacial wren
glacial wren
https://open.spotify.com/track/79CVdwpwJ7TUTz3Ze5qFHn?si=359b099aa60947c5
DUDE NO WAY IM LITERALLY STUCK ON THESE BOSSES IN MY PLAYTHROUGH RN
I want them dead.
I had to revamp my strength build to use Iudex's halberd...
Still no dice
👅 👅 👅
That's loud as hell emperor damn
hard nexus
DUDE NO WAY IM LITERALLY STUCK ON THESE BOSSES IN MY PLAYTHROUGH RN
twin princes are my favorite fight
glacial wren
No they're not.
hard nexus
yeah they are
glacial wren
Dammit.
glacial wren
glacial wren
Yeah they're all
too damn loud
My favorite ds3 fight is uhhhhhh
Gael prolly
Or Yhorm because Siegward...
Why does it put
The loudest part of the song
at the loudest possible volume
dark gulch
i made a bit of a minor discovery. apparently the blessing 'scattershot' can trigger off of hitting allies as well as enemies.
glacial wren
dude the music lining up right when it becomes a clutch situation
I'm going to be taking this build now.
modern lintel
You think id still need the 30% weakspot node on veteran with a knife w uncanny and mercy killer
spare talon
im not playing this game
frosty herald
No they're not.
how is bro stuck on twin princes
glacial wren
Skil Ishoe...
frosty herald
you can damage both lordran and his brother if you hit it from the back
glacial wren
Say what now.
ember yew
im not playing this game
