zealot-class

[west trench]

ogryn only has gone bowling left, but that's practically impossible nowadays without a premade

[buoyant pewter]

I had to get help on that one, but it’s whatevs, I usually solo queue anyway.

On flesh wound at least

All the other ones were pretty doable, tedious sure

@spare talon do you use precog riposte on your shroudfield build? I feel like sometimes I’m not getting the full benefit since shroudfield doesn’t really work super well with dodging, since, well, nothing is attacking you.

Fatshark: make an augment for blitzes. If I use blades of faith lemme use two melee weapons 🤤

[drowsy steppe]

uncanny and any of those 2 blessings be the better generalist knife if precog and riposte isnt doing well for you

[buoyant pewter]

Right yeah, that was what I was running before. Precog and riposte are great, I just think that it’s a dud knife if I’m not getting either of the buffs for any specific reason

My pants don’t have enough chains on them :/

[solar gorge]

kino

[hushed knoll]

Yayyyyy

[hushed knoll]

Darf ich mit dir ins Kino gehen

[frosty herald]

cant have shit in syndicate HQ

[hushed knoll]

What is this

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/trepang2-gif-14534662771610938522

[hushed knoll]

What

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[fleet zealot]

Little heart mark

[modern lintel]

Time to drink my fun y juice before sleepy time

[solar gorge]

let's go late night alcoholism !

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-drinking-driving-drink-and-drive-drinking-and-driving-gif-27095485

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

ultra rare double combo stan sex face

[hushed knoll]

It’s not a sex face WTF

Why did you let yourself be indoctrinated

[solar gorge]

I am malleable like clay

[modern lintel]

Proof

[hushed knoll]

[lusty oar]

mouse sex

[hushed knoll]

What

[fleet zealot]

Sex face 2

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God

[hushed knoll]

I hate all of you

[clear knot]

any1 want 2 be the 4th

[fleet zealot]

Maybe if i don’t fall back to epp

Eep

[buoyant pewter]

So I have a question. For unseen assassin, I’m assuming that the backstab kill literally has to be your first attack that makes contact during shroudfield? There’s no wiggle room in there?

[fleet zealot]

No

Any attack on an enemy that isn’t facing you

Ranged backstab (with talent) or melee backstack (doesn’t need talents) works

Back of the head works

[buoyant pewter]

Oh okay

Bet

[fleet zealot]

Pro tip use a BM rashad or DB heavysword

Then you can oneshot 4 enemies out of stealth cause enemies love turning around for you

[sharp vector]

How is this compared to a Mk XIIIG?

[fleet zealot]

Mk4 is slightly better and simpler

You can just heavy spam and use savage sweep easily, while 13g prefers wrath

And by slightly i mean it, if you prefer 13 it’s perfectly great

[hard nexus]

how’s it slightly better?

13 u just lightn spam instead of heavy

[fleet zealot]

Mk4 clears chaff like

Slightly faster

[hard nexus]

ah

[fleet zealot]

Since heavies have more power than lights typically for whatever swing type they are

[hard nexus]

fair

[slow galleon]

Has hell frozen over? Is zealot class actually on topic?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-thumb-uncanny-canny-mr-incredible-gif-13123031614149167572

[merry flume]

i met someone in vrchat that also plays a ton of darktide but I got too high and forgot to add them 😔

[buoyant pewter]

I’ve been asking a lot of questions so that might help

[merry flume]

they were also a zealot main

[slow galleon]

Also read as mentally deranged

[merry flume]

you gotta be deranged to be a zealot, no

[buoyant pewter]

Nuh uh

[buoyant pewter]

Might be the slowest penances I’ve done in a while

Making almost negligible progress

500 enemies with a somewhat inconsistent single target weapon is wild

[hard nexus]

it’s okay knife is fun

just run zealot for like

probably 15 games?

and you’ll get it

it didn’t take me long

[coarse birch]

throwing knife is awesome

i dont think ive run another blitz in months

[frosty herald]

Were running 100 missions minimum in sm2

[buoyant pewter]

Yeah I mean don’t misunderstand me, I enjoy it, it’s just a long annoying penance

[open pollen]

If ya'll could add any special condition to the game, what would it be?

[frozen glen]

mortarion as a random boss encounter during missions

[open pollen]

Mortarion the primarch or Mortarion the fruit vender?

[buoyant pewter]

“Captained regiments” — like monstrous specialists, but for the man-sized bosses. Patrols and (infrequently) hordes are led by weakened captains with void shields who bolster their units with a voice of command like shout.

[open pollen]

That would be cool. Also fun for Maelstroms!

[buoyant pewter]

Imagine monstrous specialists AND captained regiments

[frosty herald]

Typhus spawns in the middle of a mission

Somehow fucks over mortarion whilst letting us survive

[open pollen]

I hope we get to see a working Leman Russ one of these days. So many tanks as set dressing, but I wanna se 'em in action!

[sharp vector]

This shout better not knock me off the map like Beastmen banners in VT2

[open pollen]

Judging by how they designed the new map's opening areas, it probably would.

The devs love gravity

[lethal lance]

Ogryn 5000 heavy hitter casualties at 5 stacks says Hello

[frosty herald]

Erm

Play dawn of war

[nimble fiber]

anybody watch snowfall?

[open pollen]

I live in the desert, we donnae get snowfall.

[hushed knoll]

Hello hammer and aseptic and Yosemite

Astroturf

[hard nexus]

😦

[hushed knoll]

Asraval

[hard nexus]

more like dawn of snore

bazinga

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-revenge-rage-super-saiyan-dragon-ball-gif-17865615

do not insult dawn of war again...

[hard nexus]

i need 2 play itr more

it is fun

i luv being imperial guard and sending 400 guardsmen to their deaths

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/UzgKKOoJUko?si=qzcB1Q7VYpIdBnje

[open pollen]

Howdy!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-hello-wave-hi-waving-gif-22571528

[viral dagger]

once you apply bleed to say a mauler with knife do you spam light attack headshots or heavy head shots?

[hard nexus]

i saw that video

i wihs i was like

good at rts games

they're so fun

but im so bad at them

[frosty herald]

Play lego battles

The best rts ever made

[frank night]

kot

[hard nexus]

wrong

supreme commander forged alliance

is the best rts game ever made

[viral dagger]

so what is the go to knife/bleed/crit blessing? flesh tearer + uncanny? or riposte + somthing

[hard nexus]

the best knife build is blazing piety, with uncanny and precog

if you want to spec for bleed

then flesh tearer

[north sedge]

heavy always

[viral dagger]

any link for blazing piety build?

[hard nexus]

yeah gimme a minute to get my game up

[lusty oar]

the clock is ticking

[nimble fiber]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

My cousins flight got ruined by the Frankfurt airport protesters

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/ilAyQzjTGZ5EfaKy3/d1337Uj6AxiN?invite=cr-MSx3V08sMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[nimble fiber]

F

[hushed knoll]

She got put up in a really nice hotel tho

They gave her champagne

[nimble fiber]

thats great

[viral dagger]

ty

[hard nexus]

feel free to swap chorus for charge

[nimble fiber]

dont really like champagne

[hard nexus]

lmfao

they still havent fixed this

this happened when they added new marks last time too

[lethal lance]

they being?

[ornate bone]

the global elite

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-wizard-money-gang-casting-spells-we-love-casting-spells-gif-13248176114891128394

[zinc talon]

Something going on?

[hushed knoll]

People glued themselves to the Frankfurt runway yesterday lol

After breaking in

[zinc talon]

Only thing I'd seen about the old country in the news

[astral hound]

Frankfurt is in france, apparently...

[fleet zealot]

idk who the armory extension person is who can fix it lol

[coarse birch]

Lol

[visual stream]

"mistakes are a part of life" mfs when the fast food employee forgets to take off the pickles

[coarse birch]

Decent name tbh

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-dog-tough-dog-red-mask-dog-gif-23418245

[hushed knoll]

I will have pizza with ranch tonight

So excited

[coarse birch]

What kind of pizza

[hushed knoll]

Probably hawaiian

[visual stream]

Okay

[hushed knoll]

Salad pizza is good too

[visual stream]

Pineapple with ranch?

[hushed knoll]

Yeah

And ham

[visual stream]

Pineapple -> Ranch

?

[coarse birch]

Im not one for pizza and ranch but with pineapple

No way

[north sedge]

like im not opposed to ranch in general but not for hawaiian

[royal vortex]

regular pizza w/ ranch i think is ok if someone were to force me to eat pizza

[coarse birch]

I just prefer plain

Or bbq sauce if you count that but thats in place of tomato sauce

[ornate bone]

Him: "I'm not like the other guys"
Also him:

[frosty herald]

Hmmm chicken bbq and bacon pizza

[visual stream]

I thought piety was the least popular keystone

[zinc talon]

All of Europe is the old country

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-commissar-tzeentch-confused-gif-26391578

[nimble fiber]

real

[zinc talon]

Had these last night, both were excellent if a lil undercooked cuz I like my pizzas sent thru 1½ times

Garlic mushrooms on both

[hushed knoll]

Wtf is a pig smiley

[nimble fiber]

I imagine a pizza with crispy duck would be pretty fire

[nimble fiber]

name for pig salami maybe idk

[hushed knoll]

Crispy duck?

[nimble fiber]

is it not crispy?

[zinc talon]

But unfortunately the restaurant has to be exterminatus...ihill...inter..nadeded...

Because I saw this absolute heresy while ordering

[nimble fiber]

fried

[grizzled aspen]

Ranch with pizza is good!

[hushed knoll]

Duck sounds meh

[hushed knoll]

YAAAS SLAY

[nimble fiber]

u sound meh

[hushed knoll]

Honey mustard with pizza is also good

[grizzled aspen]

Alright you had me, and now you've thoroughly lost me.

[hushed knoll]

Cold pizza with honey mustard slaps

[hushed knoll]

[grizzled aspen]

[frosty herald]

3 bucks for white sauce

[grizzled aspen]

Get whoever is the owner of that pizza joint out of the fucking kitchen.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-come-gif-22105215

[grizzled aspen]

They probably mean alfredo sauce.

Pretty good tbh. Chicken alfredo pizza with some bacon on top is peak.

[coarse birch]

Duck is v good

[hushed knoll]

White pizza is amazing

[coarse birch]

So i could see it

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

u have very good taste dear sir

[grizzled aspen]

Hear me out... Alligator pizza.

[coarse birch]

I am not good stan however i appreciate the compliment

[lusty oar]

sausage gravy base on the pizza with a biscuit crust

[hushed knoll]

Yes you are

WRONG REPLY

[hushed knoll]

Ew

[grizzled aspen]

assuming anyone here has eaten alligator before

Alligator is good.

[coarse birch]

I do try my best

[grizzled aspen]

What's your problem with it?

[coarse birch]

❤️

[lusty oar]

the coward ran

[nimble fiber]

no problem, just never tried it

[grizzled aspen]

It's actually delicious, if a little tough to chew.

You can cook it like steak.

[nimble fiber]

first I wanna try crab

[lusty oar]

i've only had it fried

[grizzled aspen]

The issue is, you have to hunt an alligator.

And that presents its own problems.

[nimble fiber]

lol

[grizzled aspen]

I've only ever eaten it like 3 times all from the same gator.

Long story short, my dad was fishing on gator infested waters, and his buddy brought a shotgun with him for that exact purpose.

Gator tried jumping on the boat and promptly got his head renovated.

[zinc talon]

Pretty sure that's the 'white sauce' in the list

[grizzled aspen]

We kept the skin for a long time but it got icky and started to smell so we threw it away.

[nimble fiber]

Im so happy that I can't relate

[zinc talon]

Cuz if it isn't I'm filing a sexual abuse lawsuit

[hushed agate]

Why would you risk going into those waters if not for the exact purpose of getting alligator?

[grizzled aspen]

See, dad wanted to fish, his buddy wanted a gator.

[hushed agate]

Oh i see

[grizzled aspen]

So they fished there and just so happened to get a gator that fucked around.

[hushed knoll]

Hello Buff

[hushed agate]

Hello Stanley

[frosty herald]

doesnt gator taste like chicken

[nimble fiber]

heard that too

[grizzled aspen]

Not really.

[hushed agate]

Ive heard most things taste like chicken

[grizzled aspen]

It has a flavor I can't exactly describe.

The texture is the main thing.

[frosty herald]

very prehistoric

[grizzled aspen]

It's like you're eating a boot.

[solar gorge]

no human = pork, get your facts in order

[grizzled aspen]

But the boot tastes good!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[zinc talon]

I mean gators are flabbergastingly easy to bag with even just a .223 much less a .308, they float motionless on the water surface and if spooked, just sink a foot or two

[hushed agate]

Ill stick with pork

[zinc talon]

Or they sit motionless sunning themselves

[grizzled aspen]

Not a big fan of pork tbh.

[solar gorge]

it's not good meat

[grizzled aspen]

I like bacon and that's about it.

[hushed agate]

Have you ever had a tenderloin sandwich?

[zinc talon]

Gator sounds exotic but really it's just very regional

[frosty herald]

I only like poultry

[grizzled aspen]

Sausage doesn't count because it's typically a pork and chicken mixture with a bunch of spices.

[viral dagger]

what would yall argue is the best auric level zealot build generally speaking?

[solar gorge]

chicken and turkey is peak utilitarian and beef is noble

[crisp furnace]

Knife

[zinc talon]

Try chicken apple sausage

[solar gorge]

no

[crisp furnace]

Damage wise

[hushed knoll]

I LOVE CHICKEN APPLE SAUSAGE

[solar gorge]

ofc you do

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, it's not all it's chalked up to be.

[crisp furnace]

Uncanny riposte/uncanny precog

[hushed knoll]

Fite me after school bike rack 4pm

[zinc talon]

Chain axe, evis, thunder hammer, crusher loosely in that order

[hushed agate]

You haven't had a good one

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-gif-25080910

[hushed agate]

Ive had godawful tenderloins

And amazing ones

[grizzled aspen]

Buddy, I can prepare anything that has walked or swam.

[hushed knoll]

Pork tenderloin sucks

[grizzled aspen]

I think I know how to make a good tenderloin.

They just aren't my preference.

[hushed agate]

Stan i thought we were friends...

[hushed knoll]

We are

I'm not here to lie to you

[placid fiber]

pufferfish

[grizzled aspen]

I prefer steak.

[hushed knoll]

Well done steak is the best

[grizzled aspen]

There is a safe way to prepare it, and I can definitely figure out how!

[placid fiber]

I mean... that was the best I could come up with lol

[grizzled aspen]

I have to order steaks well done because steak restaurants are dumb and don't understand what medium well is.

[hushed agate]

Ok well whatd you eat it with?

[zinc talon]

Thank christ the ones I've cooked have turned out much more okay than they might have and I have a lil natural knack or whatever you want to call it with the whole process

[hushed knoll]

I had well done london broil with ketchup

For dinner the other day

[solar gorge]

ketchup urgh

[grizzled aspen]

The gator meat?

[zinc talon]

I completely botched a pot roast once and still haven't tried since

[hushed knoll]

Ketchup goes with everything

[solar gorge]

no...

[nimble fiber]

hell no

[royal vortex]

No.

[zinc talon]

I ruined that thing like it was my fuckin job

[nimble fiber]

cereals????

[hushed agate]

Nah tenderloin. Id also like to know how you ate the gator tho

[placid fiber]

You do realize that Stan is the type of person who would have ketchup on steak, right...?

[hushed agate]

They cant handle the truth stan don't tell them

[solar gorge]

@hushed knoll keptchup on steak yes or no ?

[royal vortex]

he puts ketchup on steak because he cooks all the flavor out of his rubber allegedly originating from meat

[hushed knoll]

Yes

Blue cheese dressing on steak is good too

[solar gorge]

you will rue this day

[hushed knoll]

Do you not like Ketchupmayo

[solar gorge]

no

[hushed knoll]

Wtf

[zinc talon]

I will hold you to that the next time you're out having social drinks

[solar gorge]

i hate ketchup i would kill it if it was possible

[placid fiber]

Yeah... I was at least 95% sure about this...

[grizzled aspen]

We prepared the gator in steak slabs, chili, and vegetable-gator soup. As for the tenderloin, it was just made like a normal tenderloin. Marinate for a day or two, cook and baste every now and then. Not that fancy.

[hushed knoll]

[zinc talon]

Let's see what gin and heintz does to that assertion

[hushed knoll]

Such violence is unbecoming of you

[royal vortex]

ketchup is the enemy

[zinc talon]

Or better yet

[solar gorge]

I am very violent but very stable

[north sedge]

ketchup is fine for certain things, steak is not one of them

[zinc talon]

Peppermint schnapps and ketchup

[hushed agate]

I was meaning toppings for the tenderloin. I cant have mine without pickle and onion

[placid fiber]

I got one for you, Stan. Ketchup and Carbonated Water

[zinc talon]

A lil black pepper for a kick

[hushed knoll]

My sister makes amazing ketchup based turkey meatloaf

[royal vortex]

stan is like a saucephile

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

the food isnt the draw of eating the food

[zinc talon]

I've never had meatloaf

[solar gorge]

stan puts his was in the sauce ?

[zinc talon]

Whole life

[royal vortex]

he drenches it in some combination of barbecue/ketchup/mayonnaise

[north sedge]

all meatloaf uses ketchup i believe?

[hushed knoll]

It has a ketchup glaze

[grizzled aspen]

Oh! Onions, real mayonnaise (not miracle whip, that shit is icky), and mozzarella cheese.

[royal vortex]

this is another one of stan's "revelations"

i think

[hushed knoll]

Josho shut ur pie hole

[royal vortex]

pie has never enterred this hole

im not a pie enjoyer

not enough sliced american cheese

[hushed knoll]

WTF PIE IS AMAZING. WTF

[grizzled aspen]

Kill that guy!

[nimble fiber]

pie overrated fr

[grizzled aspen]

He doesn't like pie!

[hushed agate]

If you had it with all that than yeah i guess its just preference. I love tenderloins personally

[hushed knoll]

I literally want to cover myself in pie

[grizzled aspen]

Now there's two of them!

[placid fiber]

I mean pie is a bit overrated... honestly? So is cake...

[royal vortex]

@grizzled aspen this is who ur agreeing with

consider.

[solar gorge]

you'll fly if you do that

[hushed knoll]

Cheddar cheese does not belong on pie wtf

[nimble fiber]

says u

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[frosty herald]

Stan would recreate the apple pie scene from american pie

[hushed agate]

Why

[ornate bone]

I made my flechette farmer

[hushed agate]

Its ruined

[royal vortex]

imagine not just rolling it naturally

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, pie is good af. I like peanut butter pie, turtle pie (like a cheesecake with caramel inside), pumpkin pie... the list goes on.

[royal vortex]

i can't make the joke i wanna make

fuck

[ornate bone]

SILENCE

[north sedge]

apple pie with some cheddar is actually pretty good, i do not support dipping a piece in fondue though

[royal vortex]

peanut butter 🤢

[solar gorge]

another day, another point towards the nuking the US case

[grizzled aspen]

How about apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream?

[ornate bone]

OH GOD IT'S A SHREDDER

[hushed knoll]

This is the best way to eat pie

[ornate bone]

THERE'S A SHREDDER IN MY RANGED SLOT

[zinc talon]

I mean obviously

[solar gorge]

what da hell

[nimble fiber]

STOP

[grizzled aspen]

YEAH!

[north sedge]

that's just slop

[solar gorge]

slop supreme

[royal vortex]

where's the pie

[grizzled aspen]

APPLE PIE AND ICE CREAM, LETS GO BABY!

[royal vortex]

this looks like cow afterbirth

[hushed agate]

You will not win the bomb off i can assure you

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

You microwave the pie and ice cream and then you mash it up

[placid fiber]

Yeah? I have an autopistol on my zealot's martyrdom build

[zinc talon]

One of America's best culinary gifts to the world

[hushed agate]

[solar gorge]

no offense, but my dog did this on the floor 2 days ago

[hushed knoll]

It's pecan

[royal vortex]

lmao

[zinc talon]

Wait

Stop

[hushed knoll]

Hut it Lars

Shut it

[lusty oar]

have you tried it with a bit of sharp cheddar on top

[hushed knoll]

Lambda

[grizzled aspen]

I will not be agreeing with that, though. Do not microwave your pie and ice cream and then mash it up.

[hushed knoll]

NO SO GROSS

[frosty herald]

What is this unwashed cumrag supposed to be???

[royal vortex]

stan is this feral creature who prefers food intended to be eaten at a specific temperature to be eaten at the opposite

like, every single time

[hushed knoll]

Microwaved ice cream and pie

[zinc talon]

Pekkan or Pecanne

[royal vortex]

ask him his take on cold, unsalted fries

[zinc talon]

Which gang you in

[hushed knoll]

Unsalted fries are the best fries

With mayo

[royal vortex]

i pronounce it peck-in to annoy as many people as possible

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/unsrscandidate-homelander-gif-26158393

[royal vortex]

with mayonnaise?

why

[hushed knoll]

Yup

[lusty oar]

mayo and fries is classic

[placid fiber]

That being said I do not support others using the autopistol, it just is the niche fit I needed for my build

[hushed knoll]

I've legit held up McDonald's lines so they can make unsalted fries lol. But only occasionally

[grizzled aspen]

The pie and ice cream combo should have the pie be warm, but you don't microwave the fucking ice cream, too.

[hollow dove]

Heathens don't know about mayo with fries

[royal vortex]

foul

[viral dagger]

do yall build toughness or hp?

[hushed knoll]

Microwaved ice cream is amazing

[nimble fiber]

hell nah

[placid fiber]

toughness

[hushed knoll]

I microwave my ice cream for 30-70 secs

[hushed agate]

Same. Mostly for flavor but after reaper changes it actually makes more sense

[hollow dove]

2x tough 1x hp

[hushed knoll]

Omg Rebderbsywerbsy owo notices u

[frozen glen]

must you inconvenience people around you so much

[hushed agate]

Two tough one wound. If you can live without wound two tough one health

[hushed knoll]

Rude

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-you-like-ice-cream-icecream-repost-if-repost-ice-cream-gif-10826626908294100717

[hushed knoll]

This is too hard

It needs to be microwaved

[zinc talon]

I pronounce it Pe-caaaaaawwwwn-nuh because I'm a pretentious prick

[astral hound]

3x 3stam

[hushed agate]

If you order them unsalted they always come out fresh

[nimble fiber]

u need to be microwaved

[zinc talon]

So it's completely on brand

[hushed knoll]

THANK YOU BUFF

[zinc talon]

This is the hustle to be running

Then at the window

Ask for salt packets

[frozen glen]

my mcdonalds always serve the fries fresh u can see the fryer from the counter

also unsalted fries are vile

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/50cent-car-bye-gif-12996685

[solar gorge]

macdonald is vile in general

[nimble fiber]

true

[hushed agate]

Mmm rubber burger

[solar gorge]

I despise the striped clown flay his soul

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-clown-makeup-costume-gif-15607170

[zinc talon]

Yall will sadly never experience the higher planes of existence that is Whataburger

[ivory marlin]

I like the MCchicken

[zinc talon]

They have spicy ketchup on demand

[frosty herald]

I would crash out

[hushed agate]

Mchicken or double cheeseburger is what i get

[ivory marlin]

I’ve heard whataburger is hella good

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-goku-super-saiyan-super-saiyan-gif-26632928

[hushed agate]

Whatsa whataburger

?

[solar gorge]

nothing beats homemade burger

[hushed knoll]

Crispy McChicken with extra mayo is good

[solar gorge]

mccumshot

[hushed knoll]

[zinc talon]

And honey butter chicken biscuits and taquitos and

[hushed knoll]

Ok wtf is hot honey tho

[royal vortex]

classic stan

[solar gorge]

it's pretty self explanatory

[hushed agate]

Spicy honey

[frosty herald]

I heard lilmar loves those

[hushed knoll]

Ew wtf

[hushed knoll]

No

[zinc talon]

The whataburger across the street from my homebar has without a doubt saved my life three or four times

[hushed knoll]

Salt hurts my lips

[hushed agate]

You eat actual slop give spicy honey a try

[hushed knoll]

Boof wtf

Buff

[zinc talon]

Cuz I'd shut it down and be completely shithoused walking to my car at 2am

[hushed knoll]

My food is good

[solar gorge]

pass the boof

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-14651222

[hushed knoll]

WTF ARE THOSE REACTIONS

[hushed agate]

Stan i can understand most of your preferences but molten ice cream is incomprehensible

[nimble fiber]

the truth

[zinc talon]

But whataburger is 24/7 so I could go in there and get coffee and sausage/bacon egg and cheese taquitoes with tater tots thrown in

[royal vortex]

made out of GLASS

[hushed knoll]

You stir it around until it's extra cremation flag

Creamy

[coarse birch]

Very fowrard

[zinc talon]

And by the time I was done stuffing myself be sober enough to drive home without killing myself

[coarse birch]

Until its what

[royal vortex]

extra cremation flag

[hushed knoll]

I meant creamy

[spare dome]

i love my beverages with extra cremation

[nimble fiber]

ah yes heard of that

[frosty herald]

Stan just drink if salt hurts your lips

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/flag-burning-fire-lmanberg-lmanburg-gif-19318809

[hushed knoll]

I'm literally going to mermaid in rage rn

[solar gorge]

in this house we stand for the extra cremation flag

[spare dome]

lmao

[north sedge]

Stan doesn't like chocolate because it makes him thirsty too

[grizzled aspen]

That's 30-70 seconds too long. Take a bite of the warm pie with the cold ice cream and the temperatures balance out.

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ariel-little-mermaid-gif-8446109

[buoyant pewter]

I just played with the actual most useless psykers in the world.

[hushed agate]

That is valid tho chocolate with no drink is ughh

[hushed knoll]

No, I put the pie and the ice cream in the bowl and microwave them together and then mash them up 😋

[nimble fiber]

what about

chocolate milk

[zinc talon]

^btw if that's the kind of mermaid you look like irl

[solar gorge]

that is just sugar

[grizzled aspen]

Creature.

[hushed knoll]

Chocolate makes the air taste different if you walk outside after eating it

[buoyant pewter]

Like, probably wouldn’t have survived sedition, but decided they were ready for auric

[hushed agate]

Chocolate?

[zinc talon]

I will give you half of my money and all of my love, or the other way around your choice

[hushed agate]

Are you talking about mint chocolate

[hushed knoll]

You've never tasted outside air after eating chocolate?

No

Just chocolate

[solar gorge]

yes because the average chocolate product is 80% sugar

[hushed knoll]

Like you eat chocolate and then open the back door and inhake

Inhale

[grizzled aspen]

Hell no, I eat my chocolate and then take my happy ass to bed.

[nimble fiber]

tasted the air?

[hushed knoll]

Yeah

[hushed agate]

Yeah im pretty sure we all know its bad for you

[hushed knoll]

You'll see what I'm talking about

[frosty herald]

Stan us tweaking tf out

[nimble fiber]

definitely

[hushed agate]

Dry ass throat

[hushed knoll]

THE AIR TASTES DIFFERENT

[nimble fiber]

[solar gorge]

I only consume the finest 98% peruvian cacao chocolate

[zinc talon]

Naw cacao the ingredient is great for you

[frosty herald]

Stan is on that za

[grizzled aspen]

Fun fact, most europeans think American chocolate tastes like vomit due to the difference in tolerance for bugs in your chocolate.

[zinc talon]

It's just that's not what any of yall are eating in any real anount

[hushed knoll]

Isn't pizza supposed to be good for your skin

[hushed agate]

No

[hushed knoll]

Oh wait nvm I'm thinking of coconut lmao

[coarse birch]

What

[hushed agate]

How

[nimble fiber]

lol

[royal vortex]

??????????????

[left iron]

[coarse birch]

Mmm yea grease

[ripe quest]

Depends on how you apply it.

[solar gorge]

I physically canno't eat chocolate under 95% cacao

[zinc talon]

If it has ingredients with vitamin d and vitamin e in them, sure it can be

[hushed knoll]

ICE ICE ICE HOW WAS DND

[zinc talon]

Mushrooms are a good source

[ripe quest]

pizza enema is good for your skin but only for like 2 hours.

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Weren't some people in the 90s putting pizza on their faces

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but then you're eating mushrooms.

[zinc talon]

Olives are another

Jesus I hope not

[nimble fiber]

olives can burn in hell

[grizzled aspen]

Olive oil is actually very good for your skin.

[hushed knoll]

Mushrooms can't dance

[solar gorge]

Olive oil is just very good

overall

[hushed agate]

Forecast eating good food💔

[ripe quest]

I drink olive oil.

[hushed knoll]

Olive oil tastes like nothing

[grizzled aspen]

Coconut oil is good for your hair.

[solar gorge]

you will grow strong

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/xavier-xavier-renegade-angel-what-confused-shrug-gif-19103264

[frozen glen]

ok dougdoug

[hushed knoll]

What

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/greek-god-for-honor-hop-on-for-honor-gif-25931384

[grizzled aspen]

"People, get in the way, I am committing vehicular manburger helper."

[hushed knoll]

He looks like a Greek goth

Goth

Goth

[zinc talon]

The acids and energy stores in tomatoes are prime real estate for the bacteria that causes pockmarking scarring breakouts

[frosty herald]

God

[hushed knoll]

God

[solar gorge]

yes he is

[royal vortex]

3 strikes

[coarse birch]

Based

[royal vortex]

ur out

final answer

greek goth

[solar gorge]

he drinks olive oil

[ripe quest]

Greek Goth (traditional)

[hushed agate]

Peak fiction

[hushed knoll]

I like olives on my pizza

[grizzled aspen]

Don't make me play fh again...

[coarse birch]

Greek goth you say

[zinc talon]

Propionibacyerium Acnes

[nimble fiber]

of course u do stan

[zinc talon]

That gives you, uh

...acne

[grizzled aspen]

I think if you eat olives you might be insane.

[hushed knoll]

Yoshi wheb did you hgo on your gith phase

Hoth

Goth

[solar gorge]

that's good, keep doing so

[grizzled aspen]

They do not taste good.

Neither do mushrooms.

[frozen glen]

tchk

[hushed knoll]

Saturated mushrooms taste good

[zinc talon]

One of the best and one of the only easy access sources of omega 9s

[hushed knoll]

Sauteed

[zinc talon]

Salmon and fish are 3 and 6

Very few things have 9s in them

[grizzled aspen]

Those are definitely words you're saying.

[hushed knoll]

What about melting butter in coffee

[solar gorge]

god

[hushed knoll]

Don't some people do that

[solar gorge]

don't tell me

[zinc talon]

Omega fatty acids? The brain food?

[nimble fiber]

do u do that?

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, yall ready for a fuckin curveball food that everyone thinks I'm insane for enjoying?

[coarse birch]

I dont think i have ever had a goth phase that im aware of

[hushed agate]

Sure

[hushed knoll]

No

[north sedge]

He buys chocolate chip cookies and eats around thr chocolate

[grizzled aspen]

Dipping cauliflower in melted velveeta cheese.

[hushed knoll]

Chocolate chup cookies would be so muc better without the chocolate chiops

[hushed knoll]

This is fine

[zinc talon]

Coffee doesn't have omegas I'm certain cuz coffee has no fat in it

[solar gorge]

it is not fine

[nimble fiber]

why even buy the chocolate chip cookies then

[hushed agate]

I dont much like the chips either unless its fresh out the oven

[hushed knoll]

It keeps the dream alive

[grizzled aspen]

You don't get to weigh in on this because you melt your fuckin ice cream, you heathen.

[zinc talon]

Butter I'm not sure if/what omegas it con5ains

[coarse birch]

Stan please just eat sugar cookies

[hushed knoll]

Did I not just agree with you

Sugar cookies can either be great or blow

They're too sweet

[zinc talon]

Yall need to stop eating all this weirdo garbage

And return to punkin pie

[hushed agate]

The store bought doughy sugar cookies are peak

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but I have to be fair to both sides, I can't allow you to agree with me because you have this weird fascination with turning ice cream into sugar milk.

[hushed knoll]

I love putting cream cheese on whole wheat waffles

And making cream cheese tacos with them

[coarse birch]

Man

[solar gorge]

americans is this acceptable ?

[hushed knoll]

It's not sugar milk

[hushed agate]

What's acceptable

[solar gorge]

tell me I do understand what is cream cheese on whole wheat waffles

[grizzled aspen]

Ice cream is literally sugary milk that is frozen.

[hushed knoll]

Ice cream shouldn't be dammingly cold

[zinc talon]

Store bought punkin pies are unsurprisingly death by sugar, so much sugar it changes the consistency and texture of the filling entirely

[solar gorge]

it's all barbarian talk to me

[hushed knoll]

Punkin?

[zinc talon]

But a can of punkin pie filler is like, a buck

[nimble fiber]

it definitely should

[grizzled aspen]

Make your own filling?

[zinc talon]

And a pie crust is about the same

[nimble fiber]

thats what makes it good

[grizzled aspen]

And crust?

[lusty oar]

cumkin pie

[hushed knoll]

You buy whole wheet ego waffles and put cream cheese on them and then fold them up like a taco

Eggo

[grizzled aspen]

Perish.

[hushed knoll]

What

What

Water

Wheat

[lusty oar]

water soaked eggos

[hushed knoll]

OH you know what's great

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway if you make pie you should always make your own crust and filling.

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-mj-games-people-play-hmm-let-me-think-gif-24053642

[hushed knoll]

Dipping tortilla chips into plain sour cream

[coarse birch]

The whole point is its cold

And solid

[grizzled aspen]

That is NOT normal.

[hushed knoll]

Or plain greek yogurt cuz it's basically sour cream

[nimble fiber]

ew wtf

[grizzled aspen]

NO

[coarse birch]

No

[grizzled aspen]

STAN PLEASE

[lusty oar]

i can see it

[hushed agate]

Ewww no sour cream is nasty

[nimble fiber]

dont insult tortilla chips like that

[grizzled aspen]

Both sour cream and Greek yogurt taste disgusting.

[hushed knoll]

Or spreading sour cream on a flour tortilla

[hollow dove]

sour cream is spicy

[hushed knoll]

I've put Greek yogurt on my Mexican food

[hushed agate]

Its not its flavorless sour paste

[hollow dove]

Yeah why not lmao

[zinc talon]

[solar gorge]

but isn't greek yogurt sugary ?

[zinc talon]

Nope

[grizzled aspen]

I think I'll stick with basic meats, cheeses, and rice wrapped up in a tortilla for my "Mexican food," thanks.

[hollow dove]

greek yoghurt instead of sour cream sounds good enough

[hushed knoll]

Plain Greek yogurt is basically sour cream

[solar gorge]

It is here

[zinc talon]

It's tart and a little sour, almost

[hollow dove]

No it's just thick and slightly sour

[solar gorge]

If i go buy greek yogurt here it's sugary i can taste it

[grizzled aspen]

Greek yogurt tastes like how a fart smells.

[solar gorge]

not much

but i do taste the sugar

[hollow dove]

Then you're not buying actual greek yoghurt

[grizzled aspen]

Nasty af.

[hushed knoll]

Cuz Germany don't know how to sell good creamy goods

[zinc talon]

It's always or almost sweetened with specifically honey

Because honey, does not raise your blood sugar at all

[grizzled aspen]

I think I will stick to vanilla flavored yogurt, thanks.

[zinc talon]

It's glycolic index is zero

Glycemic

[solar gorge]

yes yes i know

[hushed knoll]

Honey raises your blood sugar, it's literally sugar

[hollow dove]

big words okri

[zinc talon]

It is not

[hushed knoll]

[hushed agate]

Honey is very healthy

[hollow dove]

Actually it's bees milk

[hushed knoll]

Honey freaks me out

[solar gorge]

but we're talking taste and in term of taste i'll call it sugar

[hushed knoll]

I like the taste but I can't get over the fact that it's made from insects

[grizzled aspen]

Honey is actually so good for you that it was used as a healing ingredient in various poultices across the entire world.

[hollow dove]

Honey in tea is the biggest scam the honey industry sold yall

[hushed agate]

Stan

[hushed knoll]

Who drinks tea

[solar gorge]

don't worry they don't ground up the bees to make honey

[grizzled aspen]

I do.

[hollow dove]

That means nothing in china they ingested mercury

[solar gorge]

it comes out of the bees

[frozen glen]

it is not

[solar gorge]

it's not made of bees

[hushed knoll]

I meant made *by insects

I know lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Chinese people literally eat tiger testicles for longevity, I don't think anything can validly apply to them.

[hushed knoll]

My parents have eaten bull testicles I think

[fleet zealot]

rocky mountain oysters

[hushed knoll]

Yeah

[grizzled aspen]

What I was saying, though, is that honey was used everywhere bees are native to.

[hushed knoll]

NO NOTE TAKING ALLOWED

[grizzled aspen]

Which is everywhere.

[solar gorge]

they do that in spain i think but mind you they are spaniards over there

[frozen glen]

how did china even enter the conversation

[hushed knoll]

STOP TAKING NOTES

[nimble fiber]

never

[hushed knoll]

You're killing our whales

[frosty herald]

99% of chinese emperors quit before they find the secret of immortality!!!

[hushed agate]

You have so many notable things about you though stan

[hushed knoll]

If you take notes you waste paper and destroy the rainforest

[frozen glen]

again stan

[grizzled aspen]

I think the only note I really need to keep is that Stan microwaves his fucking ice cream because it's "damningly cold."

[frozen glen]

that is the least of the environment's concerns

[hushed agate]

Its for a good cause. You must be studied and understood

[hushed knoll]

Ice cream shouldn't be that cold

[grizzled aspen]

ITS ICE CREAM

[hushed knoll]

Why do you hate the whales

[frozen glen]

its literally called ice cream

[grizzled aspen]

ICE IS LITERALLY PART OF THE NAME

[hushed knoll]

That doesn't mean it has to be ice

[frozen glen]

stan

[hushed knoll]

Iced coffee isn't hard

[frozen glen]

its

ice cream

iced is different

[nimble fiber]

I think the food u make is more of a danger to the environment stan

[frozen glen]

it has ice cubes in it

[grizzled aspen]

Iced coffee. You mean coffee. With ice in it. It's ice.

[hushed agate]

You aren't eating the ice

[hushed knoll]

I do eat the ice

[frozen glen]

you are destroying your teeth

[grizzled aspen]

That's where they get the "iced" part from.

[grizzled aspen]

That's just you then bro you aren't supposed to eat the ice.

[solar gorge]

do you crunch it between your teeth

[astral hound]

You are supposed to eat the ice

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cranch-meow-cute-gif-17368992236901678436

[astral hound]

It is crunchy

[hushed agate]

You dont suck on icecubes

They have no flavor

[hushed knoll]

Nothing this good can be bad

[nimble fiber]

u serious?

[hushed agate]

Craft is already bad

[hushed knoll]

Al dente Kraft with Ketchup

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-you-know-how-i-got-scars-gif-18661954

[grizzled aspen]

If youre gonna make mac n cheese, get the velveeta shells.

[hushed knoll]

It still has a glycemic index that raises blood sugar tho

[grizzled aspen]

Velveeta shells go hard af if you sprinkle some garlic powder in em.

[hushed knoll]

Velveeta shells are no match for Kraft

[grizzled aspen]

Nah you are insane.

[hushed agate]

All boxed mac n cheese is bad

[hushed knoll]

I assure you I am quite sane

[zinc talon]

Half of the composition of honey by weight is something with a GI of 19

[frosty herald]

Its the only drink with a crustacean allergy warning

[hushed knoll]

My dad makes amazing cockpit mac n cheese

[zinc talon]

Glucose itself is 100

[hushed knoll]

Crock pot

[nimble fiber]

how..

[grizzled aspen]

whaddayatalkinabeet?

[frosty herald]

Idfk

[hushed agate]

Crab smoothie:

[zinc talon]

There's so much 19 in it by volume there isn't enough 100 left in it to match the same level that your resting blood sugar is at

[frosty herald]

That shit is a cursed artifact

[nimble fiber]

stan ah combination

[grizzled aspen]

You know what's funny.

[zinc talon]

Amd so consuming it actually puts a drag on your blood sugar level

[grizzled aspen]

Gatorade is a seafood according to the FDA due to the levels of mercury in it.

[hushed knoll]

My dad likes putting mustard on his Mac and cheese

[hushed knoll]

Hmmm

[zinc talon]

Honey doesn't rot, ever

[hushed agate]

Two peas in a pod

[grizzled aspen]

Respectfully I'm going to have to beat your father with hammers.

[hushed knoll]

You are a pea

[hushed knoll]

He is German he will do worse

[hushed agate]

: (

[zinc talon]

Honey is antibacterial and you can use it to treat wounds

[grizzled aspen]

It can't even have bacteria get in it.

Yeah, beat me to it.

It grows nothing at all.

[hushed knoll]

I kinda wanna get a wound just so I can put honey on it

[frosty herald]

Honey is such a goated ingredient

[hushed knoll]

Kinda like how I want lice so I can put mayonnaise in my hair and wrap Saran Wrap around it

[zinc talon]

They've excavated pyramids in the valley of kings that were left untouched for however many thousands of years

[north sedge]

Don't give stan ideas about rubbing food on yourself, it's his kink

[frosty herald]

Doesnt get old only crystalizes is sterile you never run out of it and its a natural sweetener

[zinc talon]

And found pots of honey they could and did eat

[grizzled aspen]

There was a nasty layer of gunk on top of the honey but once that was removed the honey was perfectly fine.

[nimble fiber]

honey is the goat fr

[tall bear]

Does anyone know if they nerfed Pious Cut Throat (20% ability back on backstab kill) when they nerfed invocation of death? It works fine in the practice range but when I tried it in game it felt like it only triggered every few seconds, even when I'm m1+ing into the back of a crowd

[hollow dove]

People put honey in tea when the tea is hot but literally all compounds in it that's supposed to be good for your throat get killed by the heat. If you want honey in tea, put it in when the tea is lukewarm (58 c)

[hushed knoll]

No WTF

[north sedge]

They did not

[grizzled aspen]

They didn't nerf it iirc, it's probably just fatshark being janky with what a backstab is.

[fleet zealot]

no they didn't

[hushed agate]

Stan says calmy. Washing himself with pizza grease

[zinc talon]

Buying and eating honey made locally around you will cure your allergies fully, or almost, as long as you buy a new jar of it each year

[tall bear]

Ok I figured janky backstab physics might be to blame but wanted to check if it got a stealth nerf. thx

[zinc talon]

The bees turn the local plants into the honey you're eating

So you're basically giving your body allergy alerts

[faint cape]

Mold can grow in honey if it is improperly stored

[grizzled aspen]

Like, enemies that are suppressed will try rolling away from you, presenting their back to you, but the game will still say the enemy is "looking" at you because that was the direction they were facing when they started their animation.

[zinc talon]

And so it doesn't flip out when it's a high pollen day

It cured my allergies entirely

[grizzled aspen]

Rorschach my beloved!

[zinc talon]

Well, that or the cocaine use anyway

[grizzled aspen]

This is a weird question, would it be possible to microdose pollen to give myself immunity to allergies?

[zinc talon]

This is exactly and unironically literally what local honey gives you

[hushed agate]

I wouldn't try it

[grizzled aspen]

Like if I ate food with pollen on it enough times, do you think my body would figure it out, or no?

[grizzled aspen]

Real shit? Just like that, I can cure my allergies?

[zinc talon]

By local honey I mean, honey made by bees that live within a hundred miles of where you do too

[hushed agate]

Your body thinks the pollen is dangerous so either it does nothing or your body becomes worse at fighting actually harmful stuff

[zinc talon]

Yeah they turn the plants you have allergy attacks from into the honey you put in your tea

[grizzled aspen]

I... might have to get into bee keeping, then.

[zinc talon]

You're eating the allergens that make your eyes and sinuses flip our externally

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

[hushed agate]

Ive heard it can be profitable if youre the only one doing it

[zinc talon]

Cuz your body thinks the pollen is a foreign bacteria and fires up a histamine immune response

If you eat it before then, your body's acquired immunity saves the data on the pollen

And its there in the list of what to do about

So you don't have the flip out immune response

[grizzled aspen]

I already have a garden that takes up 2/3 of my backyard. Putting in a hive next to it shouldn't be much of an issue.

The problem will be "can I convince my dog not to eat bees?"

[hushed agate]

Your dog would very quickly find out not to

[zinc talon]

I'll do you one better, just fine beekeepers 8n your area and offer to let them bring their hives to your area and sit out for a couple days

They'll prolly give you free jars of honey and your garden will never look better

[grizzled aspen]

Oh no, she wouldn't. She has eaten many bees and has zero intention of stopping.

[hushed agate]

Oh you got one of those dogs

Good luck

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah she's a bit of a handful.

She's got some sort of neurological disorder, makes her stumble every now and then. It was really bad as a puppy.

[frosty herald]

Dogs are so insanely dumb

[grizzled aspen]

But now she's whip-smart but also willfully stupid at the same time.

[frosty herald]

They can get their face filled with quills

And then 3 days later they grab another hedgehog or porcupine

[grizzled aspen]

Like, she can open doors on her own and knows to bring me her leash when she wants outside, but she eats bees for fun.

[zinc talon]

They are too pure for this world and too good for what we deserve

Cats, we deserve

[hushed agate]

You dont like kitties orki?

[grizzled aspen]

Cats are great!

[frosty herald]

He loves pussy

[grizzled aspen]

I love my little furball of teeth and claws.

[grizzled aspen]

Do not.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mog-mogged-mogging-mog-coin-funny-gif-10196604141758860495

[zinc talon]

Love em, I have one myself

[rocky marsh]

Thanks okri. That explains. Itho7tht 100% is 100%. @stone fern

[hushed agate]

I dont know if i have a good photo of mine but ill look

[zinc talon]

But cats are petty conniving little brats that understand English, they just act like they don't so they can get away with not listening

[ivory marlin]

:D

[frosty herald]

I hope either battleblock 2 or castle crashers 2 will be developed

[zinc talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1266336135198670878/construction_helper.mp4?ex=66a4c6ee&is=66a3756e&hm=ae7c6dea055cbcf61708aadcecfa3e4e52899206b2b40091fdb71b41278e0280&

"I know"

[ornate bone]

Fellas, it is terminally joever for the heretics

I got my toys

[hushed agate]

Heretics fear the grey revolver

It is there natural enemy

[buoyant pewter]

Man this game actually hates me

Keep getting fantastic stat rolls for Thammer and dud blessings and perks

[north sedge]

That's just how hammer is, fucking terrrible to roll

[hollow dove]

Just hold on to em for the crafting update

[buoyant pewter]

Idk why I keep getting so boned

The requirements are not that hefty

[buoyant pewter]

Nah I ain’t waiting multiple months, imma just figure it out. I play a lot

I mean not as much as other ppl but like I got a 3 day weekend so idk

[fleet zealot]

hammer is hefty

[buoyant pewter]

I mean idk abt that, it’s just thrust and a power blessing, then the normal perks

Should be abt as problematic as like, any other weapon lol

[hushed agate]

Chat im making a new terraria world corruption or crimson?

[north sedge]

Take a look at how many blessings that fucker has

[frosty herald]

Thrust 4 is the rarest blessing in the game

[coral rapids]

Is Antax Mk V combat axe good?
Got one at melks with lvl 4 Decimator+Headtaker and i dunno is it a good investment or not

[frosty herald]

People with thousands of hours havent gotten it

[misty nova]

At little bit on the slow side of attack speed
Solid push attack
Just make sure you have Brutal Momentum or you'll struggle at hordes

[stone fern]

still a nerf 😭

[misty nova]

Keep Headtaker though

More reliable than Decimator

[coral rapids]

I always struggle at hordes i mostly play knife zealot
And thanks for the answer

[acoustic dune]

is he embarasse?

why does it have black cheek

[hollow dove]

use a flamer then

[ornate bone]

JUGADORES

What is the level people stop at to farm flechette and manstopper?

[fleet zealot]

i think it's in the low 20s

you can also just check hourly brunt's rotation

those blessings are always t1-t2, with like a super rare t3

[ornate bone]

[viral dagger]

switching back to momemtum/axe from dagger just feels so much better? maybe im playing knife dummy

[misty nova]

Or maybe the axe is better than the knife

Who knows

[acoustic dune]

or maybe

you are having fun

[sullen forge]

Axe with BM/HT is a drug addiction it’s extremely hard to get off of

[north sedge]

Axe is generally better

[viral dagger]

yea im addicted. T he only thing that still sucks to deal with is maniac or mauler spam

[ornate bone]

What if

momentum dagger

?

question mark

[misty nova]

Remember your push attack
It's more effective against armored enemies iirc
It won't kill them but will buy time or set a follow up

[hushed knoll]

OH MY GOD YES

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/italian-hand-italy-montoncito-wtf-what-gif-14273561

[maiden path]

biting into a cheese stick

and instead of cheese

its ranch

i'd blow my head off

[median steeple]

Something hard in soft food

[acoustic dune]

mmh dogzilla giving head

[fleet zealot]

Maniac spam zealot can hit the rager bp to cleave 4 at a time

With maulers just have to light their chest or heavy their head i forgot which is faster

[acoustic dune]

he look like he diec

what do

[ivory marlin]

idk what to play

[fleet zealot]

Change reload speed off i guess

[maiden path]

wind god glock

[fleet zealot]

How much ranged crit chance is blazing piety build and point blank for bistol

[hard nexus]

swap crit chance damage and point blank

point blank to surgical

crit chance to prolly cara

[ornate bone]

Piety is 25 and point blank is 20, so methinks 100%

[fleet zealot]

They already put on DA

[hard nexus]

oh

with deadly accurate

u meet a lot of crit breakpoints

i’m pretty sure

might not be a bad idea to just swap to surgical n keep the perks

idk though

[zealous basin]

i am sooooooooooo sleepy

[acoustic dune]

have you tried

sleeping

[zealous basin]

i cant man

[acoustic dune]

golly

[zealous basin]

im all wagied