zealot-class

[maiden path]

possum got in the sweets

[frosty herald]

Fucked up looking dog ngl

[polar nexus]

So that has changed since they gave cleave to the special then. I don't remember using it that much.

(also, I use Crucis)

[ivory marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942618943334527009/1265241810653941812/caption.gif

i hate siege so much

[frosty herald]

Ubisoft sucking the fun out of siege like a mosquito

[ivory marlin]

i had to play 5 games of mute protocol

[frosty herald]

Toei please continue animating the dbs manga so i can use ultra ego in sparking zero

Alongside yardrat vegeta

[sour oxide]

Jesus I graduated high school the year…

[ivory marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942618943334527009/1265242618753716285/caption.gif

[spare talon]

The way siege fundamentally work is what sucks the fun out of it more than anything

[ivory marlin]

Hi cole

I woke up at 1 am and decided it was siege time

Its now 4:22 and i want to die

[spare talon]

The goblin in me deciding that it's time to quickplay heresy at 4 in the fucking morning

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866132759670816768/1264437470267834470/cropped.gif

[vestal pine]

heard a wild take
rashad is good without brumentum
idk if caxes are quite usable in normal secnarios without brutal momentum tbh

[ivory marlin]

Real

[spare talon]

I fucking love this gif so much

[ivory marlin]

Its awesome

Im so glad my friend made it

https://i.redd.it/edlhp61yk24d1.gif?format=mp4&s=eeac8c7d2d05b44c2532baf5c41a272762221f78

[vestal pine]

do you guys think rashad is usable without brutal momentum?

[spare talon]

I saw hit happen and I went "I am going to see this in whenthe format memes for months"

[ivory marlin]

Its such an awesome format

Warframe is so cool

[vestal pine]

that gif nukes my discord

[ivory marlin]

Is bleed knife good?

[vestal pine]

yes

[ivory marlin]

Cool

[spare talon]

No

[ivory marlin]

Man.

[vestal pine]

yes

[frosty herald]

How to speedrun feeling like ass

[spare talon]

Only one specific build works and it doesn't use lacerate in it

[ivory marlin]

I trust cole due to familiarity im sorry other guy

[vestal pine]

[spare talon]

I win the popularity contest

[frosty herald]

Uncanny executor mk6 knife

[vestal pine]

like i said still quite meta here

[spare talon]

Therefore I get to make the rules

[ivory marlin]

What other kinds of knifes are there besides lacerate and bleed

[spare talon]

Uncanny/flesh tearer is the good bleed knife for zealot

Uncanny riposte is the most consistently good knife

I use precog/riposte

[ivory marlin]

I need to figure out what kind of build i want for my zealot

[frosty herald]

........

[ivory marlin]

Are the throwing knives good?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-ultra-ego-angry-gif-10641820974819046530

[ivory marlin]

Darn

[spare talon]

I'm not gonna lie
I always forget executor exists

[vestal pine]

lacerate is fine people just think its bad cause they'd have 100% wp hitrate
BUUUUT if you can consistently hit heads anyway flesh tearer is a better choice especially if you intend to build into piety

[frosty herald]

Cole what if i betrayed you and trapped you in the hyperbolic time chamber

[spare talon]

I'm good at hitting the head
But not that good

[ivory marlin]

Cole are the throwing knifes good or bad

[vestal pine]

its god

[ivory marlin]

I never hear people talk about them

[vestal pine]

because its the staple of zealot gameplay

[ivory marlin]

I only ever see the fire grenades

[left iron]

Throwing knives are good and the path leading to them is the best second wind is right there

[ivory marlin]

Thanks ice

[vestal pine]

has basically best zealot top row nodes, can deal with almost any elite/special outside of muties(2~3 shots), maulers(unless uncanny), crushers(also uncanny) and ogryn enemies

[frosty herald]

Use shotgun to oneshot muties

[spare talon]

What's the difference between that and the basements that people on discord keep saying they're gonna lock me in

[ivory marlin]

I think i might do stealth flamer

[vestal pine]

the projwctile nature and the dropoff might throw you off

[ivory marlin]

But ima max my vet first

[vestal pine]

with flamer throwing knife is a must

[spare talon]

I use stealth flamer and tknives with my combat knife

[ivory marlin]

Got it

[vestal pine]

well not must some use fire nades

[spare talon]

And those people are insane

[vestal pine]

but throwing knives just counter flamer's downside of having no ranged weapon

[spare talon]

Not insanely good
Just normal asylum insane

[frosty herald]

Double barrel has cracked maniac damage

[ivory marlin]

Do any specific melees matter with stealth flamer?

[vestal pine]

fine heres a lacerate knjfe

[ivory marlin]

I kinda want the warhammer

[vestal pine]

just get a good melee that fits stealth

usually the knife

[spare talon]

The titular Warhammer

[vestal pine]

i aint stopping you if you wanna go the stealth oneshot thammer route

[rough dune]

I hate these backstab penances.

[spare talon]

Only 40,000 exist in the universe

[ivory marlin]

I don’t know zealot weapons

[vestal pine]

thammer isnt great

[spare talon]

Thunderhammer

[ivory marlin]

He’s rank 4 and im leveling my vet

[vestal pine]

i always talk about how they arent anti-armor but i wont go on that rant

[rough dune]

They need to give us a new flamethrower that actually punches.

[vestal pine]

what punches

[ivory marlin]

Is there a deimos esc weapon

Really good single target

[vestal pine]

it already decimates any horde you shoot at

[ivory marlin]

I know hoard clear is probably better but i like single target

[vestal pine]

thammer and deimos is really on the opposite spectrum, and if you wanted some thrust weapon with uncanny knife is your bet :/

[ivory marlin]

Fair enough

[vestal pine]

any chain weapons usually can do singletarget with the rev

[spare talon]

Knife

[ivory marlin]

Is taxe any good or is it the bad one?

[vestal pine]

you'd need charge tho so not gonna use one, stealth just refuses to work with chain weapons

taxe is kinda bad

[ivory marlin]

I see

[vestal pine]

i like using mk7

it works

i think charge is better

for it

[vestal pine]

if you go stealth you have the option of knife anyway

[ivory marlin]

Amazing how far I’ve come

I never thought id make a zealot and now im planning my build

[vestal pine]

just get a knife

[ivory marlin]

Ok

[vestal pine]

if you played knife psyker and have uncanny that is

[ivory marlin]

I play deimos crit psyker

[vestal pine]

gunpsyker?

or staff

[ivory marlin]

Hell no

Voidstrike

[vestal pine]

then again doesnt matter

[ivory marlin]

I’ve never met a good gunker

[vestal pine]

ranged weapon zealot is... kinda bad
flamer has great hordeclear but has like no ammo

[ivory marlin]

Don’t understand why people run it

[vestal pine]

good gunker drinks ammo

[ivory marlin]

They fucking chug ammo

[vestal pine]

and bad gunkers drinks ammo + die a lot

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[vestal pine]

its extremely strong though

[ivory marlin]

Does zealot have hh?

[vestal pine]

yes but they are one of the worst picks

[ivory marlin]

Im guessing yeah

Darn

Im running hh on my vet and i like it so i was wondering if it was the same

[vestal pine]

i mean noone is stopping you, and if you can consistently score headshots it works

but zealot has fewer ranged buff nodes

[ivory marlin]

I also hate that guy cuz hes poor

[vestal pine]

I my birthday

what a sentence

[left iron]

Lmao poor

[frosty herald]

Why is bro at the silent hill 2 dog ending

[ivory marlin]

Zealot seems more melee focused than ogryn

[vestal pine]

cause he is

[ivory marlin]

Fair enough

[spare talon]

Yes

[vestal pine]

ogryn is heavy attack focused

[ivory marlin]

I like my ogryn build

[vestal pine]

with good melee selection

[ivory marlin]

Pull agro wait in corner

[spare talon]

Vet is ranged focused
Zealot is melee focused
Psyker is just weird
Ogryn is g i r t h focused

[ivory marlin]

Hey psyker is good at

[vestal pine]

zealot's main way of generating toughness outside of second wind is just killing

killing a lot

[ivory marlin]

Real

Knife feels good

[frosty herald]

Ogryn is ranged and melee focused

[ivory marlin]

Im guessing it feels better on zealot

[frosty herald]

Refer to my crusher killing gorgonum

[modern lintel]

No one ever expects the melee vet

[ivory marlin]

My ogryn is shield and gg

[vestal pine]

its not like psyker where shooting some glass shards is just free toughness

melee vet kinda outclasses zealot at times

its sad

[ivory marlin]

Asail still feels cheap ngl

It got nerfed but still

[ivory marlin]

Are zealots just titans?

[vestal pine]

#zealotisdead until vet is nerfed smh

[modern lintel]

If zealot ever gets the 2h power sword itll be joever tho

[vestal pine]

also no it still has its uniqueness

just that uh

vet has ps6

[ivory marlin]

Hi cole

[vestal pine]

or rashad and elite/ogryn damage nodes

[ivory marlin]

Ok ima go back to bed now

Gn people

[vestal pine]

tbh i really assume its gonna be tailored towards making zealot play miserable with it outside of longer reach

[drifting wolf]

how is our build diversity doing, and how do we perform in comparison to the other three in general. titans have like 2 subclasses that are considered endgame viable, are locked into using the same 2-3 exotics and generally have/had the lowest boss damage unless we're talking navigator grapple spam (for now unless someone found out a DPS strat with hazardous propulsion or twilight arsenal buff is enough)

[frosty herald]

Erm

Skill issue

Even if its slow asf im still using the greatsword

[vestal pine]

just give it overheands and thrust

now it cant actually do with hordes

they have ample oppertunity to make this not as busted as ps6 on vet and i assume its just gonna be either very slow, or very scuffed attack motions thay dont clear lot of hordes in the first place

like a 45 degree slash or something

possible removal of sunder and brumentum specifically for 2h powerswords just to make zealot miserable

etc

[modern lintel]

Tbh the illisi is p similar to mk6 psword outside of push attk and minus power cycler

[vestal pine]

mk6 has shit lights

illisi works without specials

(its better with special yes but yknow)

[frosty herald]

Fuck you

[vestal pine]

smh

[frosty herald]

Ill just use slaughterer powercycler

[modern lintel]

Im foreseeing thunderstrike and trauma

[mighty root]

Bm is better for that

BM and power cycler

[vestal pine]

@mighty root response to this btw

probably best if you do not get to use those two blessings probably

[mighty root]

Right

And the mk6 has good lights what

[vestal pine]

i dont think its good without specials

it feels like a pool noodle

well heavys also feel like pool noodles but you dont use heavys with ps6 anyway

[frosty herald]

Maybe i will with the sunder buff

[vestal pine]

just make a ps3

[surreal shore]

guys

quick question

this is perfect right?

i just got it

[mighty root]

Yeah

[polar nexus]

yeah

[surreal shore]

the perks are flak/maniac right?

[oak ermine]

Maniac is not a must, I’m using Unyielding on my Zealot’s crusher for instance

Flak/UY to be exact

Which I think is what also Josho has been advocating for, IIRC

[surreal shore]

thx

[surreal shore]

yeah i can see that damage XD

i know why

XD

[polar nexus]

yeah, unless you use you ranged weapon

[vestal pine]

maniac is p good just cause it deals with muties

also how do you guys think about brutal momentumless rashad

[polar nexus]

maniac is never bad to have tbh

[vestal pine]

some idiots are actually recommending this to me

[surreal shore]

tbf this is my setup

[misty nova]

Crusher moments that make you go "Is that a finesse weapon?"

[surreal shore]

for this gun anyway

[polar nexus]

agri braced is good

[surreal shore]

i mean it is

[polar nexus]

how about.... no

[surreal shore]

look at the weakspot and crit modifiers

[surreal shore]

no have you tried axess in vermintide 2?

thats how its gonna feel XD

[vestal pine]

thats what i said

they keep saying axe isnt bad without brutal momentum!

like bro

[surreal shore]

dont drink that cool aid

[frosty herald]

Ngl i dont look at type damage at all

I rarely inspect weapons

[misty nova]

If my knowledge of cleave is right
Bromentumless Rashad can hit 2 poxwalkers/groaners per swing

Bruisers will eat your cleave though

[polar nexus]

1.8 base cleave on lights and heavies. PA has 9.5

For the Antax

Rashad is 1.5 and 8

[misty nova]

Maybe if the lights weren't so good

[oak ermine]

No, it’s definitely a good perk, but I personally prefer removing some other things more efficiently

[polar nexus]

Ah same. I won't cry if it's locked but most of the time I go elite or unyielding

[oak ermine]

Elite would be my 2nd pick, then maybe Maniac

But I wouldn’t terribly mind say, Infested either

[vestal pine]

how much weight does bruisers have?

[oak ermine]

More horde clear speed more good

[vestal pine]

infested would be my last pick

you absolutely dont need it imho

most of the time headtaker gets you there regardless

[oak ermine]

But we’re talking about Crusher

[vestal pine]

same for crusher imho

[oak ermine]

Maybe I should have replied to the message about Crusher to not make a mess out of the conversation

[vestal pine]

i still think removing muties and dealing with dreg ragers(although with crusher this is pointless lol) is a important step

annnnnd muties dont get skullcrusher bonus whatever you do so best to wack them first

[oak ermine]

Crusher: Flak + UY/Elite/Maniac/Carapace/Infested would be my order of preference of things

And for Rashad it’s probably Flak+UA

[polar nexus]

#zealot-class message

[misty nova]

Mfw bruisers have more mass than shotgunners

[frosty herald]

Praying sm2 has shoulder capes to cosplay astartes marines

[hushed knoll]

[drowsy steppe]

no crusher 1 taps sadge

[vestal pine]

peak

[polar nexus]

Well if you use martyrdom or momentum you can do whatever you want. But looking at the dmg profile, unarmored is quite useful for bruisers until you get all your stacks

[vestal pine]

if you use marty just go for maniac for those 2/1shots

[frosty herald]

The white grey palette with the gold flair is so peak

[oak ermine]

Yep, it’s precisely the reason for why I take UA even though I typically use IJ keystone

[polar nexus]

I remember when unarmored wasn't a top choice. Then they buffed bruisers.

[oak ermine]

I still have no idea when I crafted this thing

[frosty herald]

It came to you in a dream

[polar nexus]

Goddamn

[oak ermine]

Beloved granted me a gift of a murderweapon

[vestal pine]

god damn

[open pollen]

I wish it was easier to find randos at 5am.

This is peak gaming hours for me :c

[misty nova]

Lowtide

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-trepang2-x-ryan-gosling-trepang2-gif-47746639197767514

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-for-something-ben-shakir-evil-holding-lantern-adventure-gif-23006867

[hushed agate]

As long as they have beak helms im happy

I still need to watch all the trailers

And finish up the 1st game

[frosty herald]

I think we already saw the raven helmets for either vanguard or sniper

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[stone fern]

Tbh i finally tried a rashad with headtaker instead of decap

i think i like decap more

[vestal pine]

psyker with smite:

or pruga

[stone fern]

😭

[vestal pine]

or any kind of AoE damage

or bosses

[stone fern]

axe is FUN

FUN

[vestal pine]

or just uh anything you cant oneshot with decap bonus only wave

teammate hitting your prey

push attack being detremental to decap gameplay

[stone fern]

rashad has a push attack?

[clear knot]

Any gaming gamers

[stone fern]

you kinda can even without it

[vestal pine]

rashad PA is best in slot probably

stuns ragers

[vestal pine]

thats like saying you dont need a blessing slot

;/

[stone fern]

idk man

[sullen forge]

Evil fucked up Heavy Sword that Melk is selling

[stone fern]

maybe its the 2 damage points

decap just feels nicer to play

the headtaker axe i posted is a bit worse than the other one

so maybe thats the issue

[stone fern]

second one is fake

[fleet zealot]

Decap quickly falls off if you can’t find trash to ramp your oneshots up, ie vs monstros or elite packs on their own

[stone fern]

ye tru

also true that it struggles with boss damage

thats kinda the only issue

but it handles everything else better

im usually ok with weakspots in melee ||ranged is another story however ||

[misty nova]

Think I'll just make an Antax with Decap and Headtaker and just spam push attacks

[stone fern]

🤔 how do the other axes compare to rashad

its kinda the only one i tried

[misty nova]

Achlys really falls off

Antax has a better PA/Special
But slightly less damage and attack speed

Iirc

[spare dome]

Depends how you rate damage. Brutal momentum makes these differences entirely moot.

But Rashad just has better one hit breakpoints and Antax had better cleave damage values, if we're looking at greys.

I use Antax for Deci + Ht

Something different.

[frozen glen]

i love cheese and onion chips

[clear knot]

Sour cream and onion Or like. Is it different

[frozen glen]

i like sourcream and onion too

cheese and onion is different

[spare dome]

All Dressed bby

[stone fern]

guess ill never know

[fleet zealot]

Ambush

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232069102672023635/1254813471930056704/shadowheart.gif

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/karlach-baldurs-gate-3-dance-that-yoinky-sploinky-gif-4922869844353073550

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-gun-gif-reverse-michael-jackson-gun-gif-michael-jackson-aim-gun-reverse-michael-jackson-aim-gun-gif-14571008092837303257

Tzeentch sorcerer using reverse psychology

[tame mirage]

c:

[vestal pine]

crit damage hurts

[tame mirage]

eh

[frosty herald]

how i be looking at my teammate after he tries barreling me

[surreal shore]

That look like it makes a good burger

I probably want to eat it well done

[fleet zealot]

Huh

Wrong

Dont eat ferret

All sinew and bone and floof

[surreal shore]

THEY ARE MA RASHUNS!

We digest their bones !

[fleet zealot]

Bad

[surreal shore]

HOLY SHIT

this weapon i ssoo much bettrer now with hammer blow

thunderstrike sucks ass

[left iron]

Should i become the cat-mancer?

[hushed knoll]

[hushed agate]

You dont like catfish stan?

I thought he was pretty neat

[vestal pine]

it does!

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqT-4vGXz-4

[grizzled aspen]

All I can hear is Sam Hyde screaming "I'M GONNA KILL YOU" at the top of his lungs.

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-funny-meme-reaction-run-gif-25324317

[surreal shore]

guys

is this the right build ?

can this thing bt

kill carapce?

[north sedge]

it can but won't be the fastest

[fleet zealot]

Better on vet for anti armor imo

[surreal shore]

btw

if you running bolt pistol

you really dont need throwing knives right?

sicne it got good pull out time?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-tale-girl-anime-giggle-gif-15916218

[surreal shore]

you guys in zealot chat

seriously odnt help your weeb mantra

jokes aside

what do you guys think?

also how important is stability on this crap?

[north sedge]

should be fine

[solar gorge]

fs come on release a new diff already

hd2's gonna get diff 10 in 2 weeks

we're bidone

[drifting wolf]

we're getting the half life 1 tentacles

[solar gorge]

and the reddit's already crying about the new bots

my dream update

[royal vortex]

the new stuff looks sick

[solar gorge]

the grad tank and the totally not sentinels strider

perfection

[royal vortex]

im excited for the new bases and impaler

i hope the missile tank has a barrage mode instead of just continuous fire

[frosty herald]

hopefully the next warbond is a free one

[solar gorge]

based on the poster at the end of the trailer

[drifting wolf]

it is presumably not free

but it will definitely be fire

[vestal pine]

hot

[solar gorge]

bot capital ship

[drifting wolf]

these guys are all efficiency no style

[solar gorge]

new obj i'm calling it

[vestal pine]

oh shit

bot ship

[drifting wolf]

flying rectangles

[frosty herald]

i thought every 4th? warbond was a free one might be wrong tho

[solar gorge]

the perfect not-lifeforms

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-cell-dragon-ball-the-breakers-once-i-revert-to-an-egg-i-must-bury-myself-underground-for-three-years-gif-2928563091315173469

[drifting wolf]

whatever got leaked on accident by psn/sony sounded like it was a smaller themed warbond

not sure when we'll get that next free one given that they've changed how they schedule it

[solar gorge]

it's fire themed iirc

bot blender

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[solar gorge]

what do they blend in dere

(corpses)

[drifting wolf]

it's going to probably suck ass fighting but i'll give them credit for automatons doubling down on manufacturing something they know is effective against the playerbase

[solar gorge]

they have yet to unlock the secret technique known as hard cover

[royal vortex]

we'll probably get new stratagems as "counters" to the new enemies

like when shriekers/gunships dropped

[solar gorge]

probably

[drifting wolf]

i like fighting bots more unless things go terribly wrong because i get to use the heavy machine gun

[solar gorge]

but it's not like we don't have tools to deal with the new stuff already

[open pollen]

I wonder what the tippy top areas of the hive look like. Hopefully we'll get to fight there one of these days.

[solar gorge]

jetpack trooper got da mg

i appreciate additions to fodder like this

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/0c69LB_PX0c?si=u1LdmXMqKPUYs7xs

tyranids are the best faction to use as a wwz swarm enemy

[solar gorge]

eating good today in term of trailers

[merry flume]

https://fixupx.com/Tedd_zero/status/1815675357938503691

[fleet zealot]

At buffalo wild wings with the granma

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-the-orville-gif-7658479820042125764

[merry flume]

can you get me some mango habanero wings

[surreal shore]

hey this is the build

on knfie right?

[visual stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1161773379821514892/bloodknife.gif?ex=66a0c586&is=669f7406&hm=233c5b9dfa7a45592b237a1d035311bd9d472b1125856dcb33edecd92b5bbefa&

no this

[placid fiber]

ngl, one of those flesh tearers is only 64%... absolute garbage...

[visual stream]

Fuck, back to the armory

[hushed knoll]

Wtf isn't this @north sedge 's gif

[visual stream]

Yeah

[placid fiber]

Yeah, so what?

[hushed knoll]

How did you get his gif

Is Dough famoud

Famous

[placid fiber]

You can favorite gifs?

[hushed knoll]

Oh

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1161773379821514892/bloodknife.gif

[hushed knoll]

Wait

Even ones people make and send themselves?

[placid fiber]

idk, but, I was able to favorite that one lol

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1260965896558743602/InShot_20240711_074035821.gif

[hushed knoll]

Otters aren't named Ottermando

Why did I think you were Sophia

I mean Bandit

[placid fiber]

@fleet zealot You are now Sophia lol

[placid fiber]

because you thought the otter was a ferret

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[placid fiber]

I nabbed that gif from the ror server

from the legend Ottermando himself

[north sedge]

chicken you are on this rice

[hushed knoll]

Otters don't have names

[hushed knoll]

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-pusheen-cat-cat-cartoon-cute-gif-25196813

[hushed knoll]

HI ICE WE LOVE YOU

Let's all heartily greet Ice

[left iron]

Damn, that means it is time for me to disappear

[hushed knoll]

ICE NO

WTF

You can't leave

[placid fiber]

NO ICE! Stop! You will become a saint if you disappear!

[hushed knoll]

I need to trip a silent alarm that will activate robots to stop Ice from leaving

[placid fiber]

And you will give Stan all of the carbonated water!

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

@hushed knoll will u ever helldive again

[hushed knoll]

I believe so

[royal vortex]

tragic

he doesn't know...

[hushed knoll]

Why tragic wtf

What

What don't I know

[placid fiber]

He doesn't know if he ever will engage in democracy again...

[hushed knoll]

What

[fleet zealot]

Really

[placid fiber]

Yes really lol

[placid fiber]

How are you doing, Sophia? XD

[open pollen]

I wonder if we'll ever get a full barrel MK for the Double Barrel.

Better accuracy, slower draw time/mobility perhaps?

[hushed knoll]

Hello Hammer

[open pollen]

Howdy Stan!

[placid fiber]

Hammer, Stan made Ice leave!

[open pollen]

Why?

[placid fiber]

And become a Saint

[open pollen]

Neat! Also, ominious, since you can't obtain sainthood whilst living.

[placid fiber]

Tell that to Ice

[hushed knoll]

Wtf I did nothing

The Rebders malfunctioned

Robots

[placid fiber]

You never even helldived?

[hushed knoll]

Huh

I have

[placid fiber]

You said you did nothing

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-pikachu-pokemon-shock-surprised-pikachu-gif-15357817

How can you have helldived if you have done nothing?

(btw I'm just giving u a hard time) @hushed knoll

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

@hushed knoll Now go eat some cheese balls

[hushed knoll]

I'm not cheese ball man

[spare dome]

you could be

[placid fiber]

^

[hushed knoll]

No u

[north sedge]

stan prefers cold chicken that looks frozen

[hushed knoll]

This does not look frozen

[hushed knoll]

It's cold breaded chicken with dressing

[placid fiber]

idk, sounds pretty sus

[clear knot]

my first conq in like, a year and a half tis game is still braindead.

[acoustic dune]

God I wanna see feature for the ogryn if they drop on the enemy or ally

They deal aoe damage

And krill anyone below the

[median steeple]

Holy shit smite mentioned

[north sedge]

Chicken you are on this rice

[median steeple]

[fleet zealot]

It's whiter than my pale skin wtf

how do you get breading so, uncolor'd

[hollow dove]

What's it with people leaving the moment they get downed

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-clorox-gif-11117255

[fleet zealot]

stan would be the one to wash their chicken, with just a bit of bleach

also why tf

[placid fiber]

Hey I mean... it cleans it, right?

[fleet zealot]

did he call me sophia

[placid fiber]

Don't look at me lol

[acoustic dune]

Who are you

[fleet zealot]

doesn't help and just spreads the germs everywhere

[acoustic dune]

Where's the ferret connoisseur

[fleet zealot]

basically, the splashing will contimate everything near and in the sink

[placid fiber]

Hey, Sophia could be a great ferret name lol

[fleet zealot]

everything on a chicken that can be harmful can be killed by just cooking it properly

[acoustic dune]

Tbf anything can be a good name with good determination

[fleet zealot]

also there was idk, half bait, half people doing it unironically on tiktok washing chicken in the sink with a capful of bleach

[placid fiber]

Or stanification...?

[fleet zealot]

which is a big no no

[placid fiber]

[acoustic dune]

We really need to steal stan carbonated water

He is addicted

[placid fiber]

wait, this is for real?

I was merely jesting

[frosty herald]

Yes

Easy way to spread salmonella

[fleet zealot]

don't wash your chicken tldr, just use a paper towel if it's too slimy for you

[placid fiber]

That sounds so stupid lol

[frosty herald]

Only clean utensils and the cutting board

[acoustic dune]

Boil you mean

I could go for some stew

With potato and veggie

[hushed knoll]

It's tasty

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-sophia-searching-daryl-gif-22635183

[acoustic dune]

Ey stan

[hushed knoll]

Hellowo

[acoustic dune]

Still drinking carbonated water

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[hushed knoll]

Of course

[median steeple]

Another layer of hell discovered

[hushed knoll]

If I don't I will get the shakes

[acoustic dune]

stan me lad

Have you ever drink uncarbonated water

[hushed knoll]

Yes but I highly prefer carbonated

To the point where I drink it almost exclusively if it's available

[acoustic dune]

Awnser the question

[median steeple]

I feel like Stan would explode if he drank well water

[hushed knoll]

I did

[placid fiber]

He did answer

[hushed knoll]

How bout we make you explode

[frosty herald]

Stan would probably wash his chicken with laundry detergent

[placid fiber]

"Yes" but I highly prefer carbonated

[median steeple]

[acoustic dune]

No he did not

[hushed knoll]

[acoustic dune]

He said he perfer

[hushed knoll]

I said yes I do drink it

[hushed knoll]

[acoustic dune]

Idk if you speak truth or not

[placid fiber]

You asked if he Had drank it

So him saying yes means he answered that question

[slow galleon]

Yet again I enter this deranged chat

[placid fiber]

Welcome

[acoustic dune]

Before he said yes he said he perfer carbonate water

[slow galleon]

Never to find it on topic. So is the curse of #zealot-class

[hushed knoll]

[acoustic dune]

Doesn't mean he could have drank normal water before he said yes

[hushed knoll]

Sit down I'll get you a bowl of microwaved ice cream

[hushed knoll]

[acoustic dune]

Ah

Nvm I am just deranged

[hushed knoll]

I was so wet

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH NO

[acoustic dune]

Why are you microwaving ice cream

[hushed knoll]

Microwaved ice cream is so much better

[north sedge]

Don't fall in his deranged trap!

[hushed knoll]

30-70 seconds

Depending on how hard it is

[median steeple]

Wdym "hard"

Ice cream isn't supposed to be hard Stan

[acoustic dune]

I bet you eat carbonated icecream

[hushed knoll]

Sometimes it's so hard it bends the spoon

[hushed knoll]

I like foot beer floats

Root

Not foot

[north sedge]

Foot beer

[hushed knoll]

No

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH NO

[acoustic dune]

Wtf is that pfp

[hushed knoll]

I was in a zoom call as a cow

[acoustic dune]

O OK that make perfect sense

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-deranged-stare-gif-25525909

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God

[acoustic dune]

Did he mean like a sponge or

Stan never have I met someone more derange then me

[hushed knoll]

It was a typo but I don't remember what I meant to say

[north sedge]

I don't remember actually

This is my recent favorite

[solar gorge]

Yes, it is I

Gary Racial

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/galadriel-lotr-lord-of-the-rings-love-me-despair-gif-5133799

[hushed knoll]

NOOOO

HO CUP YOY

[solar gorge]

Galadriel got stan'd hard

[hushed knoll]

HOW COULD YOY

YOU

[north sedge]

Ho cup yoy

[solar gorge]

the viet cong's leader

[hushed knoll]

:acif

[acoustic dune]

Gotta love our local derange man

[hushed knoll]

:acif

[acoustic dune]

Stan you are a commie?

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

Omg me too

[solar gorge]

it's the sex face....

[acoustic dune]

So you are viet yeah?

[hushed knoll]

Huh

[hushed knoll]

NO

[acoustic dune]

So not a citizen of the Asian nation

[slow galleon]

So you’re saying you’re not an imperial?

[hushed knoll]

[maiden path]

erm twinsiees!

[slow galleon]

Inquisitor. This one right here

[marsh rain]

what is the dumpstat on the flamer?

[left iron]

Mobility and damage

[marsh rain]

damage?

why's that?

[left iron]

90% of flamer damage is from burn stat

[acoustic dune]

Pyro from tf2

[marsh rain]

i see

[left iron]

And you want burn to be at least 76

So you get max amount of stacks

[marsh rain]

okay, ty

what about boltgun?

the spearhead

[left iron]

Mobility

[marsh rain]

okay

[left iron]

If a weapon has mobility or defences, thats the dump stat almost every time

[acoustic dune]

Only for range right?

[marsh rain]

okay

[acoustic dune]

(I love mobility of knife)

[marsh rain]

so for the hacker doublebarrel shotty, it's mobility as well?

i've heard its range, so im curious on that

[left iron]

Yes

[north sedge]

every weapon ever

[marsh rain]

i see

[left iron]

Im not entirely sure how the range affects the new shotty, but mobility is a safe go-to dump

[acoustic dune]

you lie

[north sedge]

nope

[acoustic dune]

No this can't be true

You lie

[marsh rain]

alright

thanks!

[median steeple]

Surge is only a t4 blessing right

[left iron]

Yes

[median steeple]

[hushed knoll]

I see you have activated my trap card

[left iron]

What

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

[ivory marlin]

Yall think its a good idea to bet it all on red?

[left iron]

No

[ivory marlin]

Sure i could lose 100% of my money but id also have the chance of making 200% back

[hushed knoll]

Hello Jalington Boots

[ivory marlin]

Hi stan

I like that one alot actually

That is correct

Jalington Boots

[acoustic dune]

Why are you gambling

[ivory marlin]

Im poor

Need money fast

(Im not but i got invited and dont feel like losing more money)

[acoustic dune]

Have you try

Robbing

The local robber

[ivory marlin]

All local robable people are also armed

[spare dome]

outleg them

[ivory marlin]

Even rho homeless

I only have a bow and a axe

[solar gorge]

skill issue

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

I need a lacerate knife irl

[acoustic dune]

Out stab them

If you can't outgunned them

Out melee them

[spare dome]

sprint slide towards them

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-dance-wacky-wiggle-gif-8130447

Go medival

[hard nexus]

outmind them

[acoustic dune]

Brain burst them

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

i forgot about thaty comic panel

[ivory marlin]

Why is that so familiar

What is that from

[hard nexus]

its an old comic panel

like

10 years old i think

[acoustic dune]

It's been around the internet

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/strolling-with-a-walking-stick-dexter-christine-cavanaugh-dexters-laboratory-using-a-walking-cane-gif-6038461997332054206

[hard nexus]

this is the original

[ivory marlin]

Me

[ivory marlin]

Hi beb

[maiden path]

hi

[atomic sparrow]

anything to change on this kife?

[hard nexus]

crit to flak

or

idk

uhm

[acoustic dune]

Crit melee chance

[hard nexus]

crit tooooooooooo

toooooo

toototoototoooooooo

yeah flak i think

[acoustic dune]

I like the doge crit blessing better

[hard nexus]

riposte

but

both blessings r locked

[acoustic dune]

I run a crit cooldown zealot

So I would peak at 85% crit

[hard nexus]

fair

with crits u can run riposte n precog

cole has a clip

the armor damage is good enough that u dont lose much

[acoustic dune]

I like bleed better

I'll show you my knife

[atomic sparrow]

why Flak? i use knife to takedown elites like Crussher Mauler Bulwark

[hard nexus]

in my opinion

flak is better for quickly killing things like ragers

and with crushers

you'll need to hit them a lot anyway

so itll build more uncanny stacks

[hard nexus]

its honestly up to you

but bringing crit chance isnt very good

5% is very little

[hard nexus]

hate.

[acoustic dune]

nuh uh

[hard nexus]

i disagree with your build

i would like you to know that

hai psycho

do u wanna darktide

[median steeple]

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate

[acoustic dune]

:sadge:

why hate my COOL built

[hard nexus]

do u wanna know what id change or no lmfao

[acoustic dune]

go on

[frosty herald]

your build sucks

i hate you so much

[hard nexus]

thanks for taking my side

[frosty herald]

i want you to work a 9-5 at the ball crushing factory

[hard nexus]

get rid of the sprint speed node on the right side, take the second node on blazing piety

take ewew

[acoustic dune]

no

i like speed

i love cocain

[hard nexus]

thats my knife build

[atomic sparrow]

or just 10% elite then carapace or flak

[hard nexus]

idk

[frosty herald]

your build is even worse

[hard nexus]

how

[frosty herald]

fuck you

[hard nexus]

my build is pawesome

HOW

HOW

[frosty herald]

play 10 maelstroms back to back

[acoustic dune]

the additional crit seem unnecessary

[hard nexus]

ill have you know i followed only the FINEST reddit build guides

[hard nexus]

it means i dont need riposte

[maiden path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/579428576453984257/1233614661178626119/ezgif-4-750cad3a3b.gif

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hater-saiyaman-dragon-ball-gif-27232771

[hard nexus]

i mean

i could

i dont wanna

but i could

[acoustic dune]

fair

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-insane-going-insane-gif-2924030561674659737

[acoustic dune]

but i still perfer speed

[median steeple]

Splongus

[frosty herald]

krillin solos jjk

[frosty herald]

even master roshi solos

[acoustic dune]

could you say krillin

will go krilling

[hard nexus]

haiiiahaihaiahia

[open pollen]

I made a krilling in the Stock market.

Stock as in soup stock, that is.

[atomic sparrow]

or alternatively wait for iteminzation change

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-dog-tough-dog-red-mask-dog-gif-23418245

[hard nexus]

is this on a crit build

or

[frosty herald]

stamina on your knife

[atomic sparrow]

right side tree

[frosty herald]

throw that shit away

[hard nexus]

it’s 4/5 it’s solid

one perk being bleh isn’t that bad

[acoustic dune]

perfer lacerate then flesh tearer

its more

[hard nexus]

local person drops worst opinion ever

[acoustic dune]

universal

[hard nexus]

asked to die immediately

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/semi-perfect-cell-cell-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-gif-21447420

[hard nexus]

(requires non weakspot hits on a finesse weapon)

[acoustic dune]

its more i arleady have a inbuilt flesh tearer arleady

[hard nexus]

scourge??

that’s one stack

[acoustic dune]

so?

[hard nexus]

with a crit chance of what

you said 85%?

[acoustic dune]

at peak yes

[hard nexus]

you’re critting far more often than not

even without riposte

[acoustic dune]

its not like i am gonna bleed the enemy to death

[hard nexus]

it’s still like 60% more than half

[hard nexus]

yeah but flesh tearer is just

better

despair

[median steeple]

Hallo

[acoustic dune]

again i sometime dont feel like aiming

so i just stab

[median steeple]

My internet is exploding

[hard nexus]

gfaming

!

oh

[frosty herald]

the korean community recommends lacerate

[hard nexus]

youd still get more bleed

with flesh tearer

mods

kill this guy

[acoustic dune]

ask the the local mechanicus to fix it

[frosty herald]

gets pascal instead and your pc is stolen

[acoustic dune]

i just need to proc the crit

[maiden path]

ive got this

[acoustic dune]

light stab is enough

[maiden path]

sad a train edit

[hard nexus]

what

[acoustic dune]

i normally krill a enemy in 3 hit

[hard nexus]

right

BUT

in hordes

[acoustic dune]

i aint outbleeding them

[hard nexus]

wher bleed is useful

then more bleed stacks

[acoustic dune]

great but again

[hard nexus]

with this treasure i summon

[acoustic dune]

2 hit and enough bleed to krill them

[hard nexus]

@spare talon

u know more than i do hjere

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-happy-couple-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-meme-gif-26392949

[hard nexus]

okay but you do agree that lacerate is worse

[misty nova]

Can't stop
Won't stop

[hard nexus]

if a train didnt stop running then the boys never wouldve happened

[acoustic dune]

yes if you are saying it give a worser bleed

[hard nexus]

yes

[acoustic dune]

other wise i am fine with it

[hard nexus]

okay

cool

i am right

as usuall

swagalicious

[acoustic dune]

i use lacerate to proc crit

not the othe way around

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/lndspk-skycat-gif-20867310

[acoustic dune]

tried it

didnt work

here's my other knife

@hard nexus

[hollow dove]

I'm leveling an ogryn, after 200 hours finally a second operative

Why are there level 30+ people in malice

💀

[fleet zealot]

no uncanny strike

[hard nexus]

no uncanny for bleed damage

:(

[acoustic dune]

fine ill put uncanny on it

[hard nexus]

dw it took me 800 hours until i made an ogryn lmfao

i discovered ogryn is boring as fuck

[hard nexus]

at least i have 4 leaf clover now

[acoustic dune]

there happy

[hard nexus]

yay!!

[sterile basalt]

Use Pickaxe

[frosty herald]

good job lil bro

[hard nexus]

know u can kill crushers fast

[acoustic dune]

(i'll give it a go prob later)

[hard nexus]

i did

[frosty herald]

your safe for another night

[hard nexus]

it sucked

[sterile basalt]

Lemme guess, branx?

[hard nexus]

ogryn isnt very fun imo

[hard nexus]

tried the branx n the karsolas

it just feels like

all i do is heavy

and heavy

and heavy

and heavy

[acoustic dune]

my beloved

[fleet zealot]

as happy as i can be looking at a bleed knife

[sterile basalt]

Borovian supremacy

[hard nexus]

wait

is borovian the middle one

or the karsolas

i tried the brax n the middle one

[acoustic dune]

love that one

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-cat-gif-12994496725234862405

[acoustic dune]

the stag is nice

[hard nexus]

hate that one

[frosty herald]

borovian is medium

karsolas is lite

[hard nexus]

we should breed and ask our children what they think

[hard nexus]

yeah

then borovian

[frosty herald]

and branx needs brainpower

which i have in small capacity

[hard nexus]

ogryn doesnt require brainpower

im listening to slop music rn

hang on

[sterile basalt]

Branx is heavy
Borovian is middle
Karsolas is light

[acoustic dune]

there brainpower is used on there mass

and the EMPERAR

[frosty herald]

by the emp uhh

emp

empe

[hard nexus]

their*

[frosty herald]

BY BIG MAN

[hard nexus]

darktide timer

[frosty herald]

they're brai,npwoer si used 0n they're msas

[acoustic dune]

buzzoff i am no need fur currect wourd

[hard nexus]

give me mostly scab

or

no

give me scab only mostly melee