#zealot-class

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raven crane
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the riddler got rizzler'd.

sacred jay
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I love napalm nades tho

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Im complete pyromaniac when games give me flame weaponry

azure aurora
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what talents are people running with shock maul

fleet zealot
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sleeper

zinc talon
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PRIDDY NUMBAS IS BETTRER DEN BIGGA NUMBAS

vast basin
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369 KEKW_ogryn

zinc talon
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SUMTIN ABOUT A ASS-FETIC R SUMMIN

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PRIDDY

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just got this rigged up last sitdown with hadron

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the gear pickups have been like suspiciously generous

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the last maybe 48-72 hours on the short term

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I've snagged like, 6 380s from the lists, and if not stat number item, stat category layout like that symmetrical stuff I just sent

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so be sure you be doin how nature be do when it doin what it dodid

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on checking your dockets vendors on the hourly refres

drowsy steppe
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I should switch to the mark 7 hsword

zinc talon
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anything to bring you back from the combat blade gulags

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people can get help, there is hope

frank night
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mal has been using knife?

visual stream
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I tried combat blade last night and it's so easy to not take damage it's kind of insane

zinc talon
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please try literally any other thing ever forever, brought to you by Stabitat for Humanity

visual stream
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Yeah not my kinda thing tbh

zinc talon
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it's doin that thing now that bull butcher used to do to ogryn players before careers

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they'd get so used to and built for just bull butcher spam in the face of anything that trying any other weapon on offer just threw them completely off

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and they were immediately horrible again

visual stream
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I kind of just tried it because I wanted to see how easy it was

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Came, saw, left

zinc talon
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so it negative feedback looped into them never getting off bull butcher

visual stream
misty nova
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7 is such an unpopular pick
You should use it
Give it some love

visual stream
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I think my only actual fun on the weapon is in scab/melee only maelstrom

zinc talon
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that's power maul prime time for me

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melee maels are so crusher and mauler heavy its detonations are better at pushing pause on what's coming at you than even the shield can muster up if things get hecti c

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can't stop em but can get em attacking one at a time two steps at a time

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but man the picks are really steppin up to that instant-on crusher pack vibe check outta noplace

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I have to say credit where it's due, the new pick variants are the first weapons that have ever to me seemed like variations on the same theme

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and not just blue mace go updown red mace go sideside

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both the borovian and karsolas have almost identical combo chain step attacks

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but at flipped or staggered rythm to each other

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bronx I'm sure is more nuanced than I've given time to see but picking up a boro vs a karsolas is an actual question, how do I want my heavy swing pattern and light swing arc set up

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do I want predictable overhead nuke heavy in combo or doubled up then block cancelled

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anyone given time to both shock mauls, how peas and carrots are those combat styles

visual stream
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That and the gray folding shovel are my favorite melees on oggy atm

spare talon
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I'm at work unloading and stocking the weekly shipment and I'm called up to the front to help at the register
And they needed me to break a tip of two 20s to split among 3 groomers in the grooming department
That's what they needed me to do cuz they didn't know how to do it

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None of the 3 groomers nor the person 4x my age at the register knew how to divide 40 by 3

visual stream
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But we're the incompetent generation right

stable cypress
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every generation is the incompetent generation

visual stream
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Whichever one brings guillotines back first is the best

spare talon
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I do constantly wonder why I haven't been fired cuz I'm generally pretty lazy, I'm on my phone rn as I'm working

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But then I remember I'm the only one who knows how to troubleshoot literally anything in our systems period, and the only one who can do

basic math

opal sparrow
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@visual stream I know your pfp is a 13% damage hammer, but try to not to get too jealous over this wonderful find I got

zinc talon
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the answer is you don't, evenly

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somewhere between 15 and 20 where's somebody on their phone

sacred jay
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Actual letter knife

sand anchor
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Beat an auric with it

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Please

sacred jay
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Yeah i wanna see that

opal sparrow
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I don't like the knife so ill pass

hard nexus
sacred jay
zinc talon
sacred jay
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Lame combat knife

opal sparrow
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It is lame combat lol

sacred jay
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Cringe

zinc talon
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I post it more for the rare french w than anything

sacred jay
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Antax axe enjoyer

zinc talon
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in fact the joke's about as lame as you'd expect from the french

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the whole thing tracks beautifully

maiden path
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french in chat

spare talon
maiden path
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aint u guys got a revolution 2 go 2........

zinc talon
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they throw one every other summer when it gets a lil too hot

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set some cars on fire, march down the marchin street, go home, dont tell anyone they went out that day

visual stream
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And that is not exaggeration or made up

zinc talon
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Look, they're rivers

drowsy steppe
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Lame do combat

zinc talon
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ya gotta poop in rivers they're rivers

drowsy steppe
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Blade of combat

zinc talon
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read a book

sacred jay
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Id honestly would love estonian translation

zinc talon
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there are prolly unironically people in every european river city saying that exactly at this moment lol but that's a shit take of shit takes

sacred jay
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I love estonian words

zinc talon
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cold deisel engine starting up, yeah

sacred jay
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No thats kazakhstan

drowsy steppe
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Next time I'll just beat you

sacred jay
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Estonian is drunk finnish

drowsy steppe
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L

zinc talon
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you really gonna look me in the eye

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in the house that you built

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where you put things for me to look at

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of course I'll take it

spare talon
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Coworker is watching Rick and morty in the break room
It's so over

zinc talon
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What did they mean by this

drowsy steppe
zinc talon
spare talon
zinc talon
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sir

zinc talon
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hold on let me go sell something of course I'm taking it too

drowsy steppe
zinc talon
hard nexus
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hell yeah

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brick

spare talon
surreal shore
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GUYS

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CAN SOMEone tell me

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how to deal with ragers

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using mark 2 eviserator?

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cuz mark 15

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just stuns them with its lights

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but im confused on

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mark 2

misty nova
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Grievous Wounds aim heads

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You see, the Mk2 sweeps are vanguards

surreal shore
maiden path
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lobotomy craze

surreal shore
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HOW do i deal with ragers

misty nova
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H1 L2 L3

maiden path
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chat watch

surreal shore
misty nova
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H1 will most likely bite into the first one possibly throwing it on the ground

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It has this weird interaction with maniacs

spare talon
misty nova
fleet zealot
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take em one at a time

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use your range

raven crane
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dodge motion sickness, my beloved.

obsidian prairie
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How do I deal with this

acoustic dune
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explosion

hoary tree
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Uhh swap inspiring barrage for blaze away and idk probably swap carapace for flak I guess? But it's not amazing tbh so I'd try for another one

north sedge
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🤔

obsidian prairie
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My pain is eternal

north sedge
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It's good though actually

obsidian prairie
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Alright then

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What do I do

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I assume I drop Overpressure because its silly and then one of the perks

north sedge
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Yea cara to flak

hoary tree
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No, overpressue is good

north sedge
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No

obsidian prairie
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Overpressure is bugged as hell

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only affects direct damage, not dot

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Only thing it has going for it is Impact

north sedge
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It only affects the direct hit not dot

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So it adds very little

sand helm
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Is good a build with stealth mk3 knife and flamer?

hoary tree
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Inspiring barrage is worse

obsidian prairie
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I happen to not have Blaze away so I am going with Quickflame

obsidian prairie
sand helm
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damm

north sedge
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Ah well fish for blaze away

obsidian prairie
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I only have quickflame, fan the flames, and overpressure

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This works though, great for my knife build

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Better than this pos i have had for 40 levels now

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It does its job admirably

sand helm
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Hi guys,how do you see using Artemia with stealth mk3 knife?

obsidian prairie
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Yes

raven crane
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inc ranged crit chance or damage to maniacs (i prefer the crit chance but either is fine) + flak damage + inspiring + blaze away gg flames

obsidian prairie
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I think Cole does, with a mk6 instead

sand helm
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I wanna prove a bit mk3 as zealot bonus the backstabs

hoary tree
spare talon
hard nexus
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slays away

spare talon
open pollen
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Come slay away, come slay away, come slay away with me!

hard nexus
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inspiring barrage is nice, gives you a little bit of a safety net from a melee hit or shooter

spare talon
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This

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I have quickflame locked on mine, but I'd rather it be IB

raven crane
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plus its nice to roleplay a zealot being literally filled with plot armor out of beholding the emperor's light (the flames) ; kind of like pyro-vision in tf2

spare talon
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So it's still a great flamer since you can replace that later

obsidian prairie
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We are somehow losing a game with a smite psyker

fleet zealot
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allergic to damage talents

obsidian prairie
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We are cooked

spare talon
# raven crane inc ranged crit chance or damage to maniacs (i prefer the crit chance but either...

Crit chance at 5% is too low to care when compared to the effects of other choices
And elites ends up being preferred over maniacs as the only maniacs you'll end up hitting with it are dreg ragers
You're better off doing elites with the flak, as that covers all enemies that could be in a mixed horde, and they're the ones that would take the longest to kill, gunners, shotgunners, both ragers, maulers (since the dot damages their center mass of flak so it's great against them)

obsidian prairie
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Nevermind the bot will clutch

spare talon
fleet zealot
ivory marlin
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Bazinga

fleet zealot
spare talon
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Lately when I'm playing darktide I just have a playlist of every pursuit theme from ace attorney and I don't think there is a better way to improve gameplay performance

sand helm
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idk what to think about mk3 knife

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I mean i like it but is more limited

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than mk6

obsidian prairie
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Yeah

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I don’t like it and feel basically the same way

sand helm
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Tbf i was using rutheless backstab which is not a good blessing

obsidian prairie
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Ok that might help explain

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I remember when backstab was recommended here

sand helm
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oh yeah?

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Maybe because of zealot

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At least with vet is not a good blessing

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Or maybe is just not a good blessing with mk6

north sedge
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nah we always say uncanny over ruthless

fleet zealot
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yea

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ruthless was never recomnended except by nerds who weren't corrected

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it is just a per-hit buff, uncanny is a player buff, the amount of difference that makes is huge

obsidian prairie
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One is conditional bullshitery, the other is headshots in a finesse weapon

sand helm
fleet zealot
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mercy is for vets

sand helm
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oh

fleet zealot
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you want damage boost get precog

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100% better literally

sand helm
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what's for zealot?

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oh

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I see

fleet zealot
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60% weakspot damage on mercy vs 60% weakspot and 60% crit on precog

sand helm
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huuh

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sweet

fleet zealot
sand helm
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And I prefer 100% vet stealth.Zealot steathl kinda sucks when it comes to compare both

fleet zealot
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zealot stealth is for boosting damage

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vet stealth is for disengaging and repositioning

sand helm
fleet zealot
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zealot stealth can kinda do that

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but it's main focus is those big numbers

obsidian prairie
sand helm
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I use vet stealth to repositioning,going behing shooters and fuck their ass and to help partners :]

spare talon
# sand helm sweet

Zealot can more consistently make use of the finesse damage cuz they crit a TON due to their tree, and can double up with duellist which is basically precog but in talent form
Mercy killer only has half the potential bonus, does nothing if you miss the head (precog can still deal big damage if it's a crit to the body), and requires at least 1 hit before it can work per enemy, zealots have a harder time cuz you need a crit with either scourge or fleshtearer, or lacerate (which is already a bad idea), vs vets having a talent that gives it to them regardless what the hit does

spare talon
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Behold
Wall of text be upon ye

fleet zealot
obsidian prairie
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10 seconds of lawb alt shells

sand helm
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Vet stealth is really good to help partners

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I have to prove more zealot stealth

spare talon
sand helm
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lel

spare talon
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It's a wall considering the circumstances

median steeple
ripe quest
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on phones you need to scroll like, 4 times to get past it

spare talon
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I'm just lazy

obsidian prairie
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I want a dclaw but like

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It only rolls stagger and cleave blessings

spare talon
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And most of it would be explaining every detail of the weapon and how it interacts with ideal talents and blessings and what to do against every enemy down to the most minute detail

obsidian prairie
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I keep forgetting I need a new heavy sword

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Mine is stuck with 49% mobility

ripe quest
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I still think that they should just obliterate any and all boring bitch-ass +power, +damage, +stagger, and even +cleave blessings. The on-hit ones that are essentially passive stat boosts. Dog-ass blessings. I want like, meaning and uniqueness to my blessings not some bullshit where someone asks what they need for a weapon and for 90% of them it's the same blessing but with a different name.

royal vortex
ripe quest
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But that'd scare the community into thinking they're nerfs and would over-challenge Fatshark because they'd need to balance everything.

ripe quest
royal vortex
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i think damage/cleave/stagger as more generic single-reward blessings is okay because you can viably make tradeoffs between them

royal vortex
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there's no point to it

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part of the blessing problem is that a good chunk of the current ones are useless and then the subsequent ones below in the same tier are actually just redundant

ripe quest
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No I'm not saying that should be what happens. I'm just saying making uninteresting power buffs is going to recreate the current issue with power blessings or just be considered useless. It'd be difficult to balance and wouldn't be as interesting for gameplay as just having actually deep mechanics be involved in blessings.

spare talon
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Ruthless backstab existing with a good benefit from a specific requirement but then uncanny exists with a better benefit from an very very easy requirement

royal vortex
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i don't think you can escape blessings to some degree being chose for numerical superiority

north sedge
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i think every weapon should only get vicious slice

obsidian prairie
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Also uncanny functioning better because it’s a character buff

ripe quest
royal vortex
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you will run into the same exact problem, because it is fatshark, where "deep mechanics" probably means there's a lot of blessings that don't work as one would hope and you still end up just choosing the best utility anyways

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lightning reflexes for instance intersects with the awful enemy aggro and targeting system

spare talon
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I remember in telopots pre patch stream he was like "yeah some of these pickaxes blessings are really cool and unique but you also gave them two power blessings so Shrug"

royal vortex
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and it sounds really sick on the tin and then you start analyzing it and there's 1-2, very idealistically 3 elite types where it does anything at all

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and it does not work in any consistency in a full lobby unless you are super far away from your team just because the ai in this game is fucking unhinged

royal vortex
ripe quest
royal vortex
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torment is alright but you already have to special for single target consistency on 2/3 pickaxes which is like

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i dunno why they choose this

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slow n steady is just kinda awful

spare talon
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But I think torment is cool considering the pull is literally what leads into new combos

nimble fiber
royal vortex
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torment is kind of lame because it's just headtaker in a different coat of paint

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again, borovian/karsolas both have to use the special unless u wanna waste time on sweeps for single target damage

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ur kinda already doing this anyways

spare talon
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Like I'm not disagreeing with you that headtaker is just flat out better, I just think the idea of a blessing that gives you a buff at the start of a combo, for said combo, is cool

royal vortex
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it's not like, interesting in the sense that it gives you a different way to handle enemies

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the pickaxe movesets are very strangely designed in terms of redundancies

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like the borovian doesn't chain strikedowns via any move order, it's not like you can do it w/o the pull

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can opener on ripper remains probably the coolest ogryn blessing because the stab is otherwise a way to cheese heavy hitter stacks and some toughness from talents cuz it counts as a heavy

north sedge
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every weapon should get adhesive charge and get stuck on ogryn

royal vortex
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(torment is also just like unusable on branx because it chains to the h2 sweep if you do a heavy, it hardly staggers anything, and doesn't give the same 10% damage debuff that the pull does baseline)

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strange choices were made

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the power on lightning reflexes is cool just because it adds a gameplay concept otherwise p much devoid from darktide unless you're stuck in a corner or smth and it interacts with stagger BPs in a kind of neat way

spare talon
spare dome
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also the h2 light chain

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just gave me cancer

royal vortex
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i love the ungodly long window where your light input doesn't register on the branx

spare dome
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why does it take a calendar day for that light to come out

ripe quest
spare talon
royal vortex
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and people were defending it as "it's just slow"

spare dome
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sometimes im just standing there like an idiot

royal vortex
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WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKIN QUEUE IT UP

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GOOD LORD

spare dome
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waiting for a swing i apparently didnt order

royal vortex
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i double tap at minimum

spare talon
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Literally no defenses, just nuke this fucking guy now

royal vortex
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oftentimes just devolving into button mashing

ripe quest
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I'd pay real money for a Thammer blessing that makes it a combo weapon w/ the special and gives cool comboing like DAAAYUM

spare dome
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yes

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i hated it

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like i was visibly frowning at the end of that round

royal vortex
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it's the culmination of like 3 ogryn weapon additions worth of degeneracy

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where they progressively make slower but harder hitting

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(paul, folding shovels, now branx)

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although paul wasn't hard hitting

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ever

spare talon
ripe quest
spare talon
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But it wouldn't hit everything in the swing, it would stop

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At some point

south folio
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monkey's paw - damage target cap

spare talon
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I think an attack like that should have its own cleave damage modifier, so it has a cleave minimum that is still actually good, like 200-300

spare talon
nimble fiber
spare talon
# nimble fiber

I've done this when I was a boy scout at the top of enchanted rock

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That's uhh

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1825 feet above sea level

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So it looked really vivid, esp since that's a place with no light pollution either

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It looked like I was looking at terrain from a really zoomed out birds eye view cuz it was so detailed

nimble fiber
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yessir that sounds pretty sicksassyok
the night sky can really be mesmerizing at times

hushed knoll
ivory marlin
merry flume
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purg staff
least kills
least damage
4 spots

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
ivory marlin
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:D

maiden path
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CHAT I GET TO BE A CLOWN

ripe quest
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new hud

drowsy steppe
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roblox darktide

south folio
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mental illness

robust bane
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Should I forgo mandstopper on my crit zealot's shotty and go both barrels?

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basically running stealthzit crit build with no particular focus, the boom booom boom part with the gun is more for fun than part of the build

north sedge
rich remnant
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Trying to go thru the slog of leveling a new class, and this dude kept running ahead of everybody and getting himself downed so I decided to fuck with him and it worked out way better than I could’ve hoped

robust bane
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Some problems fix themselves

ripe quest
hushed knoll
obsidian prairie
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Just got more lesser kills than a Karsolas ogryn, with a mk6 knife

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Life is strange

hushed knoll
south folio
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sleep forever

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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Sweat

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Bourneb

ornate bone
hushed knoll
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The fuck

ivory marlin
hushed knoll
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Ew

ivory marlin
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:(

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Thats an image of me stan

obsidian prairie
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Also my ass is cooked

ivory marlin
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Hey that one kinda has the same stuff

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And same hair type

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And hight

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And body type

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And pants

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Weird

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You should post that on Reddit

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Work more like boring

hushed knoll
ivory marlin
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Yes it is

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Im that guy in that image

coarse birch
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i do not think you will get stan to agree

south folio
hushed knoll
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ITS

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😍😍😍😍

coarse birch
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hi stan

hushed knoll
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Updog isn’t real

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Yoshi why are you up

coarse birch
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its only 10?

hushed knoll
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😩

prime ridge
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I'm going to put an immo in my mouth and pull the pin

hushed knoll
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Yoshi you need your sweat

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Sleep

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Why do I keep saying sweat

hushed knoll
prime ridge
hushed knoll
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Oh

coarse birch
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i do need my sleep

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i will go to sleep at like

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12 probably

hushed knoll
prime ridge
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Throw one, enemies stop spawning there

coarse birch
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im happy for you stan

hushed knoll
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So don’t come me rut

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After me*

nimble fiber
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new the boys episode was peakKirbyFeelingIt

hushed knoll
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+€ I sir haueir

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Lake to

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Oh it’s asrifsl*

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Sherif

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As rival

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Asraval

coarse birch
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holy

nimble fiber
coarse birch
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how did you even get that symbol

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in the first message

coarse birch
hushed knoll
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Cuz you’re the irs

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The irs always wets its money

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Wants

coarse birch
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i do not wet my money

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i do want money

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but i will not take it from you

nimble fiber
hushed knoll
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I don’t want you to pee on your Flores bills

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Delores

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Dollar

coarse birch
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ill consider not doing it

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but i gotta have something to give josho if he asks for a loan

hushed knoll
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Josho doesn’t need money

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He just needs bottle caps and cool whip

north sedge
hushed knoll
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Dough 😠

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I thought that was the eggplants salted one

north sedge
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i have two

hushed knoll
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Of course you do

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I gotta bedge

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Goodnight owo

north sedge
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later staniel

coarse birch
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GN stan

unreal steppe
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Anywhere I can find info on current good builds and weapons for zealot?

spare talon
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There isn't a dedicated weapon/build guide anywhere for zealot, save for a very few specific examples

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Any guide is more documentation about specifics of the class, but not builds

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This channel and the people here are going to be your best sources for that stuff

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Mostly cuz we're too lazy to make a guide for it lol

unreal steppe
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Makes sense. I've be rocking a 2h chainsword and revolver since forever, what are some decent alternative options after the update?

coarse birch
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those are good weapons

spare talon
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Just about anything works honestly

coarse birch
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most stuff is good honestly

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hsword/combat axe are notably good

fleet zealot
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no little fish girl, watch out for the train

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why tf does the worst game ever have the most fun spin off game modes

spare talon
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The main thing is just matching the weapon with the right build, and making sure you can actually make use of that build
And building a good roll of that weapon ofc

coarse birch
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braced auto guns are very good and generalist if paired with carapace damage

unreal steppe
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I was thinking braced auto with a thunder hammer

coarse birch
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and boss damage

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yeah thats a good combo

unreal steppe
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Last time I played it was all about crit chance, is that still true?

coarse birch
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crit chance is still good but less insane than it used to be

spare talon
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Crit chance is still really good, but it's more weapon dependant now

coarse birch
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but not on hammer brauto yeah

spare talon
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Like I wouldn't recommend it on half the zealot weapons

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Cuz they just don't do well with it compared to something else

unreal steppe
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Makes sense. How about martyrdom vs inexorable judgement?

spare talon
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Personal preference
Judgement has basically 0 investment for flat out good reliable buffs
Martyrdom requires more talent/curio investment but has the highest damage/tank potential if you set your build and play your cards right

unreal steppe
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Awesome, thank you

spare talon
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I personally like judgement for non crit/finesse weapons cuz it frees up my tree more to take nodes I really like to have

unreal steppe
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Kind of my thoughts too, appreciate the input

spare talon
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Don't be afraid to post your build and weapons and ask questions about them

north sedge
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the bonus dodge on judgement is nice too

unreal steppe
#

Going to go into a game and try some stuff, will post later

#

Thanks gamers

spare talon
#

Yeah, a reliable 15% damage bonus for thammer at nearly all times

south folio
#

good for archivum sycorax so the dodge buffs allow you to comfortably dodge off of the stairways and into the abyss

spare talon
#

And 15% atk speed to compensate it literally being a thammer and swinging at 2 inches per hour lmao

hard nexus
#

judgement is boring tho

#

martyrdom is pawesome

north sedge
#

🤔

coarse birch
south folio
#

not only did i do it with chastise recently

#

i did it with dodging some time ago

#

the abyss called for me, and I responded

misty nova
#

The forbidden Sycorax skip

coarse birch
#

i def dodged off with knife

#

once

north sedge
#

nothing will ever touch josho's ogryn move tech though

coarse birch
#

TRUE

#

legendary

ripe quest
surreal shore
#

What

#

Dodge sliding ?

south folio
#

just regular ol' dodging

#

unless you're referring to josho's secret ogryn move tech

#

which is a technique that most people can't do (because they're not stupid)

coarse birch
#

if we told you it it wouldnt be so secret

#

god i fucking love that clip

zinc talon
misty nova
coarse birch
#

im glad i brought a low mobilty build for the first time in months for this moment

loud loom
#

Can anyone help me get the flesh wound skin on Zealot??

coarse birch
#

i could get a good angle

surreal shore
#

Guys

#

Anyone here uses lawbringer

#

Shotgun ?

#

What do I use this special for?

zinc talon
#

you use the lawbringer special ammo to get ready to use the ogryn ripper 6

#

all pellets have no up or down spread so it penetrates through waves of enemies on level terrain better than anything

#

a ripper 6 down a bridge or hallway can stop a horde with a single drum of ammo

#

lawbringer sucks don't use it

ivory marlin
#

A person came in to order and the second i saw their face i got extremely flustered

#

I think im blushing rn

zinc talon
#

was it albert einstein

ivory marlin
#

Too bad i cant flirt

ivory marlin
surreal shore
zinc talon
#

still, he evades my grasp

surreal shore
#

Suck

misty nova
#

You use the special to make shooters/gunners flinch chad

surreal shore
#

But the actual shotgun got huge damage

#

Specially on bosses

ivory marlin
zinc talon
#

and then use ripper 6 braced fire to kill everything the lawbringer can't

misty nova
#

Or to shoot bursters when they dive

surreal shore
#

It triggers fullbore so esssily

zinc talon
#

yknow I haven't used lawbringer since before agrip and kant came out

misty nova
#

You also use it to assert dominance, shooting a trapper will make it fall on it's back

#

Then you Eviscerate her

#

Ahahahaha

north sedge
#

Lawbringer special does actual dmg now

obsidian prairie
#

Lawbringer mentioned

maiden path
#

they literally went 'your people are known to be mischevious'

#

after I tried to inject him with a unknown substance

#

punished for saying real shit

visual stream
#

grippy shotgun is the slug on special, right?

north sedge
#

Yes

maiden path
#

im the malcom x of clowns

median steeple
#

slippin jimmy

opaque island
#

man they really did my man captain Titus dirty, saves the planet and then is imprisoned just cause he broke the warp thingamob and might be a heretic. Wack ass inquisition. suck on the emperors nuts

median steeple
#

leandros coming in to suck off the inquisition and get his captain imprisoned

spare talon
opaque island
steep flame
maiden path
#

this shit is so confusing

steep flame
#

did you even look brother

maiden path
#

nothing prepares you for how stupidly intricate ss13 is

spare talon
#

I tried running it on my school macbook back in high school but it didn't work

#

So I've never played it

maiden path
#

u shou;d

#

try it

#

maybe

#

the games stupid confusing though

#

like i said

#

i had a syringe and was injecting people with tequila and vodka mix

#

while my characters chat was fucked because I had a neurological disease

#

so it was scottish

#

'ay ye wanths somes this syringere I fouoend?'

spare talon
#

It does blow me away how many things you can actually do in the game

maiden path
#

it's very messy

#

someone stole my banana peel

#

after I got another from a clown pal

#

because I ate my banana whole

spare talon
#

It's more the fact that the game can comprehend all of the things

#

Like there's no way the devs actually thought "oh let's add functionality to the game where you can put drugged food into a gun and shoot it into people's mouths to forcefully give them psychedelics without them knowing until it's too late"

#

It's just the fact that the games systems were designed in a way to make that situation possible

spare talon
median steeple
#

Ok that gif was making me sick

#

but holy shit

#

go go gadget extendo eyes

spare talon
visual stream
#

Replacing the iron sights with a binocular

still quartz
#

Darktide ROBLOX edition

median steeple
#

body snatchers ass zoom in

spare talon
modern lintel
# ripe quest

"What couldve possibly downed me" the said suspect

visual stream
#

Is power matrix a good mission to speedrun?

fleet zealot
#

loafin it

worldly belfry
#

whats everyones fav blessings on sawed off shotgun

fading hornet
worldly belfry
#

not sure what to go for other thanboth barrels

spare talon
visual stream
#

For flesh wound penance

#

I know there's the data interrogator before finale

spare talon
visual stream
#

Is it gonna be super tough or just not the best?

spare talon
#

Not the best

maiden path
#

so some chemists gave me a concotion

#

in a soda can

spare talon
#

Speedrun speedruns are like 10-11 minutes there

maiden path
#

so i manually opened the soda can and used a syringe to draw from the can

polar nexus
spare talon
#

And that's sprinting from start to event, event to end with invis knife

maiden path
#

wouldnt let me do it without manually opening it

#

its crazy

spare talon
hard nexus
ripe quest
modern lintel
spare talon
#

@modern lintel every time I see you typing I have an aneurysm

#

Just seeing the name

modern lintel
#

Im a memetic agent

spare talon
#

Plus magistrati in particular is a short mission, with a short mid event

#

AND the twins exist

modern lintel
#

Iv only tried for the penance like 6 or 7 times just recruiting randoms from the morning star closest i had was 23min

hard nexus
#

is the chain axe still the best

#

for shield damage

spare talon
#

Bandit could answer thst

modern lintel
#

I dont belive in the chain axe personally

spare talon
#

Ring bell
Kill twins
8 min run

spare talon
#

Once you get rodin down and rinda low, you can game the timer by just dragging it out in case you messed it earlier in the fight

#

Helped someone on discord doing just that

#

Just the two of us

spare talon
fleet zealot
spiral anvil
#

Not top dps smhmh

modern lintel
# spare talon Ring bell Kill twins 8 min run

I have like 2 friends that play this game almost never at the same time and neither can even handle just damnation twins one was rlly insistent on me trying to help them get the hard mode bells but hardly anyone random queues it anymore ogryn_pathetic

fleet zealot
#

mk4 especially can just spam lights and 1v1 captains or rinda

crisp furnace
#

They killed the end boss in 6 mins

#

If I didn’t have to kill the specialists, it would have been 30 seconds

fleet zealot
#

peak veteran

#

hit and run recon KEKW_ogryn

north sedge
#

Chaxe has the highest shred dmg so

spare talon
#

Love starting to nuke the boss only to realize my team let 2 flamers a mutant and a dog roll up on me specifically

fleet zealot
#

136 specials

spare talon
# crisp furnace

Games like this are why I really appreciate my knife
Where I can go "oops he's dead, I didn't even get my second shroud back yet"

fleet zealot
crisp furnace
#

They kept being disabled

spare talon
#

Auric?

#

I assume so

obsidian prairie
#

Mk6 knife is such an addiction that going back to hsword 7 feels really slow and awkward

fleet zealot
#

that's why i'm abusing psyker and veteran this patch

#

you just gotta kill everything

crisp furnace
fleet zealot
#

stop it from being a threat to your team

obsidian prairie
#

Lesson learned to play knife last for a session

fleet zealot
#

i can't just brainlessly rush face as zealot anymore

crisp furnace
#

I’m docket broke big sad!

spare talon
#

Honestly most of the time auric spoils me

#

Cuz even tho it's way more hectic
90% of the time everyone is solving problems before they happen

spare talon
#

So I often quickplay normal heresy and damnation tbh

fleet zealot
#

bolter vet after he shoots all the groaners i was about to melee instead of the dozen gunners

sacred jay
#

Shooting poxwalker with bolter is like using sledgehammer to get rid off of a rodent

stone fern
spare talon
stone fern
#

kill me

sacred jay
#

I am bolter vet

#

Altho that sledge hammer hit will be quite something

spare talon
sacred jay
#

I was given ammo box

#

By god emperor i will turn pox horde into pizza toppings

fleet zealot
#

like it seems whenever i proc holy revenant recently

sacred jay
#

Then ill turn my attention to gunners

fleet zealot
#

suddenly everyone on my team pulls out their range weapon

#

and clears anything in and near my melee range

#

and then i get downed by the two dozen stalkers

sacred jay
#

Well

#

That

#

Happens all the time to me

fleet zealot
spare talon
#

I haven't had that happen to me once in the last month

#

(The knife build I've been running has until death without holy rev)

ivory marlin
#

Guys

#

Passion fruit gelato is good

#

9/10

fleet zealot
#

speaking of passion fruit

#

i got some Hawaiian shaved ice

#

it was really good

ivory marlin
fleet zealot
#

i got the special, so it had ice cream, sweetened condensed milk, and li hing powder

maiden path
fleet zealot
#

and my 3 flavors were the only "natural" flavors and it was mango, pineapple and passionfruit

#

10/10

#

like they have normal slushie flavors but i can't handle that much sugar syrup

ivory marlin
#

Yummy

spare talon
ivory marlin
#

I usually get cinnamon or coconut gelato but they were out

maiden path
#

yea

#

i think it was in a netflix trailer

#

it looks stupid funny

hard nexus
#

glorgnut

#

meow

maiden path
#

yaplord in the chat

ivory marlin
#

Yeah we know beb

maiden path
#

@spare talon did i tell you they completly removed hanzos oneshot

spare talon
# maiden path

I may be the minority
But jack black as Steve is fucking awesome

ivory marlin
#

Thats rude im sorry

maiden path
#

he cant oneshot anyone at any distance anymore

#

oh

#

ok now u know 2x

ivory marlin
#

Beb i apologize for my actions

maiden path
#

i apologize

#

for letting it happen...

#

sending 30 gimps with whips to your abode

ivory marlin
#

What

#

Dont

maiden path
#

ok i wont

#

wink

fleet zealot
ivory marlin
#

I don’t want gimps at my abode

spare talon
# fleet zealot adobe

Fuck you
You made me triple check only for me to realize he said it right the first time

ivory marlin
#

He had a really quick response tho

#

You could say he sent it in a flash?

#

(Is adobe flash a thing or am i insane)

maiden path
#

i think its cool too

#

its unique

#

which is what matters to me

ivory marlin
#

Jack black has kinda gotten cringe recently tho

spare talon
ivory marlin
#

Cant believe he’s shutting down his band cuz of a joke

spare talon
#

What

ivory marlin
#

He shut down his band cuz the other guy joking wished for his birthday that the next shot doesn’t miss

#

Canceled the rest of the tour too

frosty herald
#

I wonder if the secret service finds that "joke" funny

frosty herald
#

He should tell them in person

maiden path
#

secret service took like 8 years to do anything

#

dey did not give a fuck

frosty herald
spare talon
tropic pelican
hard nexus
#

audio is so weird

tropic pelican
#

Rip adobe flash player

hard nexus
#

i wanna get like

stone fern
#

adobe flash was never real

hard nexus
#

a really high quality headset

stone fern
#

it was a childhood fever dream

tropic pelican
#

Age of war cant hurt you

hard nexus
#

im messing with my equalizer settings n music just

#

sounds weird

hard nexus
#

i loveeeeeeeeee flash games

spare talon
hard nexus
#

yeah

#

ik

#

my sound sounds weird

#

is what i meant

spare talon
hard nexus
#

its so much money

frosty herald
#

Newgrounds was the peak for flash games

stone fern
#

just put some rocks on your 9000 dollar solid gold headphone jack

#

thatll fix sound quality

hard nexus
#

lmfao

#

hotgluing a rhinestone to it

#

i was thinking about picking up an amp

spare talon
#

My second favorite flash game past age of war was Mike shadow

hard nexus
#

i might go look around some thrift stores

#

see if theres anything there

hard nexus
#

stick war was peak

#

no

#

plazma burst 2

#

was peak

#

then stick war

#

plazma burst 3 is still in development

#

its gonna be so peak

maiden path
#

mods pull up plasma burst

#

install it on everyones computers

spare talon
#

Many flash games are still up and running with software that emulates flash

hard nexus
maiden path
#

then zombtron

hard nexus
#

i installed it a while ago

#

still as fun as i remember

modern lintel
#

Fancy pants realest flash game

hard nexus
#

fancy pants was decent

#

do u guys remember dead zed

spare talon
#

Rings a bell

fleet zealot
#

i remember

spare talon
#

OH OH
RIDDLE SCHOOL

hard nexus
#

what

hard nexus
spare talon
#

Is that what it was called

hard nexus
#

u can still play it

hard nexus
#

dead zed was a game

spare talon
#

I'm almost home hol on

fleet zealot
#

yea but everyhting kinda buggy now that flash was discontinued

hard nexus
#

where u would defend houses from zombies

#

was kinda boring but

#

it was good for killing time

spare talon
#

Remember kids
Always text and drive

hard nexus
#

true

#

dont forget to gamble

#

and drink

modern lintel
#

Stick war was also real as hell

ripe quest
spare talon
#

Always scream get this man his keys when you see someone drunk

south folio
hard nexus
#

they made it more like an RTS

#

was kinda fun

ripe quest
fleet zealot
#

you know what i miss

modern lintel
#

I dont yhink so

fleet zealot
#

murloc rpg

hard nexus
#

and they made stick war saga

#

which is like

#

a card battler

fleet zealot
#

they were gonna make a 3rd one in 3d

#

i think the dev quit or died

modern lintel
#

This is were arguments were settled

hard nexus
#

it wouldve been so peak

hard nexus
#

that was 2d

#

like that

#

where it was a bunch of people

#

shooting each other

#

fuck i cant remember it

#

razer

#

somehting

#

guh

fleet zealot
#

HE'S STILL HERE

#

oh thank god

hard nexus
#

was it unreal flash?

fleet zealot
#

so apparently he shifted his focus on remaking the first games that aren't DMCA-able by blizzard

fleet zealot
modern lintel
# hard nexus guh

I think i know what youre talking about was like dollar store version of world of tanks

spare talon
spare talon
modern lintel
#

Also poptropica good one not sure if thats technically a flash game tho

hard nexus
#

that was tank trouble

#

ur thinking of

#

i think

hard nexus
fleet zealot
#

I miss Sonny

hard nexus
#

hes remaking stick war?!?!?!?

fleet zealot
hard nexus
#

wha

fleet zealot
#

anyways, holy shit did the steam release of Sonny flop so terribly hard

hard nexus
#

but it wasnt

#

like this

#

but different

fleet zealot
#

idk

#

there's like

#

many games like that

#

2d shooters

#

and being human sized mil-tech looking doesn't help

modern lintel
fleet zealot
#

it's not like, thing thing where the style is unique

hard nexus
#

yeah i know

#

i feel like the name had like

#

razer in it

hard nexus
#

YES

#

RAZE

#

IT WAS RAZE

#

sry idk why i got so excited for that lmfao

fleet zealot
#

there was a hero shooter type one i remember

#

had like, squad leader, sniper, heavy, soldier, medic or something

modern lintel
#

I remember trying to download war thunder on a school computer right when it came out did not work

fleet zealot
#

but that was nothing thing thing was best

south folio
hard nexus
fleet zealot
#

BUBBLE TANKS

fleet zealot
#

don't remember?

#

thing thing arena

hard nexus
spare talon
# spare talon

riddle school was a series that went 1-5 (if you even consider 4 to be a game), then riddle transfer 1-2, over the course of 2006 to 2016
it was a point and click adventure puzzle game with the main loop being initially starting out to be just getting the key to the door so you could leave school early, with that early newgrounds flair in there, tho not to the same edge as pico stuff, and later games built a much more compelling narrative with more complex puzzles
the games are really short and i recommend looking at them especially if you enjoyed flash games

spare talon
spare talon
#

this is thing thing

hard nexus
#

what

modern lintel
spare talon
#

now that ive been reminded of it im listening to the soundtrack of the games again
god these songs hit so hard fuckingdies

maiden path
#

hema these fucks

#

a nice hug

spare talon
#

getting the penance, not giving you a flesh wound

#

but i could do that too tbh

modern lintel
#

Ill be home in like 30 mins if you want to run it then

spare talon
#

sure, just ping me when

#

man, the first descendant literally changed EVERY SINGLE ICON that was similar to destiny icons
the ones that were from royalty free sources

#

like these are what icons were like before the patch this morning

#

and here they are now, mods in different spots cuz ive been expanding my build, etc
but like under her portrait, her 1st, 2nd, and 4th ability are changed due to them being from the same sourced that destiny used
the electric transition mod is also changed, as that also was a destiny icon
i dont the skill expansion and extension were destiny ones but they changed them too

#

like they changed a LOT of them

#

i find them changing all of these so quicky to be really refreshing
like i personally didnt care
but they heard people complaining about it
so they said "ok sure we can change that"

spare talon
stone fern
#

idc what people are saying my spawns are fine

fleet zealot
#

Yea my spawns have been fine aswell

stone fern
#

i'm starting to think its some mods that break the game

fleet zealot
#

Nothing too ridic or too soft

stone fern
#

some games are broken yes

fleet zealot
stone fern
fleet zealot
#

Most of the time it’s just player quality and 90% “spawns too easy/spawns too hard” is just team quality

#

Mission seems easier when you have 3 pros and missions feel like a slog when your team isn’t pulling weight

stone fern
#

and some games are EMPTY

vestal pine
stone fern
#

but saying that all spawns are broken all the time is wrong

vestal pine
#

its not all the time

#

but its broken

fleet zealot
#

The other 10% is just funny occasional spawn seed where funny things happen

stone fern
fleet zealot
vestal pine
#

abck to back

stone fern
#

tbh

fleet zealot
#

Okay haven’t had the 0/ no spawns issue

stone fern
#

i say keep it that way

vestal pine
#

i got real lucky maybe lolz

fleet zealot
#

But i dont play that much

stone fern
#

i dont think its bad to have some games with zero spawns and some games with 30 ragers

fleet zealot
#

I mean in hi stg, 4 flamers is not broken

visual stream
#

We should get salt guns for the BoNs

vestal pine
#

also i dont get why people are asking for warpfire explosions for flamers also

fleet zealot
#

On highest diffs

vestal pine
#

thats gonna singlehandedly kill zealot lol

fleet zealot
#

Only way to challenge players at a certain point

#

Throw the entire kitchen sink

stone fern
#

okay the relay clip is too big

fleet zealot
#

Rager packs is just an elite patrol

compact lichen
#

throw the entire kitchen pantry and hope some psyker doesn't tase everyone in the room

vestal pine
#

its less challengy and more of bad rng which isnt the best really

fleet zealot
#

4 flamers, shock troop spawns

vestal pine
#

but still

fleet zealot
#

And like those specifically aren’t even the biggest difficulty tweaks

#

The variant horde system can absolutely throw these ultra rare shit at you

vestal pine
#

such rng has been relegated to maelstroms for a time with monstro specialists but its prevalent in HISHOK now

fleet zealot
#

Mauler horde

#

What

vestal pine
#

least i feel that way

stone fern
#

but you can see here that it took us 45 seconds for relay event

fleet zealot
#

Hishock has always been like this for specs, the elites are buffed and more of them

stone fern
#

this is broken yes

#

but some people act like its always broken

fleet zealot
#

Smh this bug never happens to me