#zealot-class
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what talents are people running with shock maul
sleeper
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SUMTIN ABOUT A ASS-FETIC R SUMMIN
PRIDDY
just got this rigged up last sitdown with hadron
the gear pickups have been like suspiciously generous
the last maybe 48-72 hours on the short term
I've snagged like, 6 380s from the lists, and if not stat number item, stat category layout like that symmetrical stuff I just sent
so be sure you be doin how nature be do when it doin what it dodid
on checking your dockets vendors on the hourly refres
I should switch to the mark 7 hsword
anything to bring you back from the combat blade gulags
people can get help, there is hope
mal has been using knife?
I tried combat blade last night and it's so easy to not take damage it's kind of insane
please try literally any other thing ever forever, brought to you by Stabitat for Humanity
Yeah not my kinda thing tbh
it's doin that thing now that bull butcher used to do to ogryn players before careers
they'd get so used to and built for just bull butcher spam in the face of anything that trying any other weapon on offer just threw them completely off
and they were immediately horrible again
so it negative feedback looped into them never getting off bull butcher

7 is such an unpopular pick
You should use it
Give it some love
I think my only actual fun on the weapon is in scab/melee only maelstrom
that's power maul prime time for me
melee maels are so crusher and mauler heavy its detonations are better at pushing pause on what's coming at you than even the shield can muster up if things get hecti c
can't stop em but can get em attacking one at a time two steps at a time
but man the picks are really steppin up to that instant-on crusher pack vibe check outta noplace
I have to say credit where it's due, the new pick variants are the first weapons that have ever to me seemed like variations on the same theme
and not just blue mace go updown red mace go sideside
both the borovian and karsolas have almost identical combo chain step attacks
but at flipped or staggered rythm to each other
bronx I'm sure is more nuanced than I've given time to see but picking up a boro vs a karsolas is an actual question, how do I want my heavy swing pattern and light swing arc set up
do I want predictable overhead nuke heavy in combo or doubled up then block cancelled
anyone given time to both shock mauls, how peas and carrots are those combat styles
I haven't given them a chance yet tbh, I got into shield recently and loving that
That and the gray folding shovel are my favorite melees on oggy atm
I'm at work unloading and stocking the weekly shipment and I'm called up to the front to help at the register
And they needed me to break a tip of two 20s to split among 3 groomers in the grooming department
That's what they needed me to do cuz they didn't know how to do it
None of the 3 groomers nor the person 4x my age at the register knew how to divide 40 by 3
But we're the incompetent generation right
every generation is the incompetent generation
Whichever one brings guillotines back first is the best
I do constantly wonder why I haven't been fired cuz I'm generally pretty lazy, I'm on my phone rn as I'm working
But then I remember I'm the only one who knows how to troubleshoot literally anything in our systems period, and the only one who can do
basic math
@visual stream I know your pfp is a 13% damage hammer, but try to not to get too jealous over this wonderful find I got
the answer is you don't, evenly
somewhere between 15 and 20 where's somebody on their phone
Actual letter knife
Yeah i wanna see that
grooming department
I don't like the knife so ill pass

Lame combat knife
It is lame combat lol
Cringe
Antax axe enjoyer
in fact the joke's about as lame as you'd expect from the french
the whole thing tracks beautifully
It will still solo aurics 
french in chat
No that's the server I have the misfortune of modding
Ban count for that reason is in the double digits
aint u guys got a revolution 2 go 2........
they throw one every other summer when it gets a lil too hot
set some cars on fire, march down the marchin street, go home, dont tell anyone they went out that day
The French don't make revolutions like they used to, these days they're just pooping in the river en masse
And that is not exaggeration or made up
Look, they're rivers
Lame do combat
ya gotta poop in rivers they're rivers
Blade of combat
read a book
Id honestly would love estonian translation
there are prolly unironically people in every european river city saying that exactly at this moment lol but that's a shit take of shit takes
I love estonian words
cold deisel engine starting up, yeah
No thats kazakhstan
Next time I'll just beat you
Estonian is drunk finnish
L
you really gonna look me in the eye
in the house that you built
where you put things for me to look at
of course I'll take it
Coworker is watching Rick and morty in the break room
It's so over
What did they mean by this
He's building up his IQ
Fleshtearer lacerates cousin
sir
horrific
hold on let me go sell something of course I'm taking it too
GUYS
CAN SOMEone tell me
how to deal with ragers
using mark 2 eviserator?
cuz mark 15
just stuns them with its lights
but im confused on
mark 2
no seriously though 😦
lobotomy craze
HOW do i deal with ragers
H1 L2 L3
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will that stun the ragers?
H1 will most likely bite into the first one possibly throwing it on the ground
It has this weird interaction with maniacs
YouTube video essay? During my lunch break?
Oh yes please lmao
Of course more than one rager will be a problem with this
dodge back
take em one at a time
use your range
How do I deal with this
explosion
Uhh swap inspiring barrage for blaze away and idk probably swap carapace for flak I guess? But it's not amazing tbh so I'd try for another one
🤔
My pain is eternal
It's good though actually
Alright then
What do I do
I assume I drop Overpressure because its silly and then one of the perks
Yea cara to flak
No, overpressue is good
No
Overpressure is bugged as hell
only affects direct damage, not dot
Only thing it has going for it is Impact
Is good a build with stealth mk3 knife and flamer?
Inspiring barrage is worse
I happen to not have Blaze away so I am going with Quickflame
Womp Womp
damm
Ah well fish for blaze away
I only have quickflame, fan the flames, and overpressure
This works though, great for my knife build
Better than this pos i have had for 40 levels now
It does its job admirably
Hi guys,how do you see using Artemia with stealth mk3 knife?
Yes
inc ranged crit chance or damage to maniacs (i prefer the crit chance but either is fine) + flak damage + inspiring + blaze away gg flames
I think Cole does, with a mk6 instead
I wanna prove a bit mk3 as zealot bonus the backstabs
Eh, you ruined it in my opinion but to each their own
Overpressure to blaze away
Cara to flak
slays away
Nuh uh
Come slay away, come slay away, come slay away with me!
inspiring barrage is nice, gives you a little bit of a safety net from a melee hit or shooter
Exactly tjos
This
I have quickflame locked on mine, but I'd rather it be IB
plus its nice to roleplay a zealot being literally filled with plot armor out of beholding the emperor's light (the flames) ; kind of like pyro-vision in tf2
I assumed so when you put QF on it
So it's still a great flamer since you can replace that later
We are somehow losing a game with a smite psyker
probably a support psyker

allergic to damage talents
Crit chance at 5% is too low to care when compared to the effects of other choices
And elites ends up being preferred over maniacs as the only maniacs you'll end up hitting with it are dreg ragers
You're better off doing elites with the flak, as that covers all enemies that could be in a mixed horde, and they're the ones that would take the longest to kill, gunners, shotgunners, both ragers, maulers (since the dot damages their center mass of flak so it's great against them)
Nevermind the bot will clutch
The ideal choice IMHO assuming you are taking throwing knives too
Man inspiring barrage is bad, it definitely wouldn't have made this situation better
The additional 10 damage per ammo from overpressure would have been much better surely
got me hyped
Bazinga
stealing from #theorycrafting
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Lately when I'm playing darktide I just have a playlist of every pursuit theme from ace attorney and I don't think there is a better way to improve gameplay performance
Tbf i was using rutheless backstab which is not a good blessing
oh yeah?
Maybe because of zealot
At least with vet is not a good blessing
Or maybe is just not a good blessing with mk6
nah we always say uncanny over ruthless
yea
ruthless was never recomnended except by nerds who weren't corrected
it is just a per-hit buff, uncanny is a player buff, the amount of difference that makes is huge
One is conditional bullshitery, the other is headshots in a finesse weapon
uncanny + mercy
mercy is for vets
oh
60% weakspot damage on mercy vs 60% weakspot and 60% crit on precog
riposte is consistent and doesn't come up much shorter than precog, and executor works on mk6
And I prefer 100% vet stealth.Zealot steathl kinda sucks when it comes to compare both
zealot stealth is for boosting damage
vet stealth is for disengaging and repositioning
ohhh that makes sense
Or abusing the aggro node to deal damage
I use vet stealth to repositioning,going behing shooters and fuck their ass and to help partners :]
Zealot can more consistently make use of the finesse damage cuz they crit a TON due to their tree, and can double up with duellist which is basically precog but in talent form
Mercy killer only has half the potential bonus, does nothing if you miss the head (precog can still deal big damage if it's a crit to the body), and requires at least 1 hit before it can work per enemy, zealots have a harder time cuz you need a crit with either scourge or fleshtearer, or lacerate (which is already a bad idea), vs vets having a talent that gives it to them regardless what the hit does
I see
Behold
Wall of text be upon ye
yes
10 seconds of lawb alt shells
The walls are getting a bit small these days.
Listen
I'm on my phone at work
lel
send one of these out it's really funny
on phones you need to scroll like, 4 times to get past it
I could totally do that about both mk6 knife and dclaw
I'm just lazy
And most of it would be explaining every detail of the weapon and how it interacts with ideal talents and blessings and what to do against every enemy down to the most minute detail
I still think that they should just obliterate any and all boring bitch-ass +power, +damage, +stagger, and even +cleave blessings. The on-hit ones that are essentially passive stat boosts. Dog-ass blessings. I want like, meaning and uniqueness to my blessings not some bullshit where someone asks what they need for a weapon and for 90% of them it's the same blessing but with a different name.
+power needs to exist as unique rewards that require gameplay you wouldn't normally prioritize
But that'd scare the community into thinking they're nerfs and would over-challenge Fatshark because they'd need to balance everything.
I'm nearly skeptical for that as a weapon blessing unless it's some particular outlier that actually is fun in that way. People are going to find the most optimal way to play and adding stuff like that is under risk of either being redundant or the BiS.
i think damage/cleave/stagger as more generic single-reward blessings is okay because you can viably make tradeoffs between them
you can't create a system hostile to optimization
there's no point to it
part of the blessing problem is that a good chunk of the current ones are useless and then the subsequent ones below in the same tier are actually just redundant
No I'm not saying that should be what happens. I'm just saying making uninteresting power buffs is going to recreate the current issue with power blessings or just be considered useless. It'd be difficult to balance and wouldn't be as interesting for gameplay as just having actually deep mechanics be involved in blessings.
Ruthless backstab existing with a good benefit from a specific requirement but then uncanny exists with a better benefit from an very very easy requirement
i don't think you can escape blessings to some degree being chose for numerical superiority
i think every weapon should only get vicious slice
Also uncanny functioning better because it’s a character buff
Again... that's not what I'm saying.
you will run into the same exact problem, because it is fatshark, where "deep mechanics" probably means there's a lot of blessings that don't work as one would hope and you still end up just choosing the best utility anyways
lightning reflexes for instance intersects with the awful enemy aggro and targeting system
I remember in telopots pre patch stream he was like "yeah some of these pickaxes blessings are really cool and unique but you also gave them two power blessings so
"
and it sounds really sick on the tin and then you start analyzing it and there's 1-2, very idealistically 3 elite types where it does anything at all
and it does not work in any consistency in a full lobby unless you are super far away from your team just because the ai in this game is fucking unhinged
"really cool" is a stretch ngl
One day hopefully we'll have only the cool blessings, I'll do it myself if I have to.
torment is alright but you already have to special for single target consistency on 2/3 pickaxes which is like
i dunno why they choose this
slow n steady is just kinda awful
Not word for word except for the last half
But I think torment is cool considering the pull is literally what leads into new combos

torment is kind of lame because it's just headtaker in a different coat of paint
again, borovian/karsolas both have to use the special unless u wanna waste time on sweeps for single target damage
ur kinda already doing this anyways
But requires a different condition, one that you actually gave to do
Vs headtaker just hitting things, which you already do, and can have instead of torment anyway
Like I'm not disagreeing with you that headtaker is just flat out better, I just think the idea of a blessing that gives you a buff at the start of a combo, for said combo, is cool
it's not like, interesting in the sense that it gives you a different way to handle enemies
the pickaxe movesets are very strangely designed in terms of redundancies
like the borovian doesn't chain strikedowns via any move order, it's not like you can do it w/o the pull
can opener on ripper remains probably the coolest ogryn blessing because the stab is otherwise a way to cheese heavy hitter stacks and some toughness from talents cuz it counts as a heavy
every weapon should get adhesive charge and get stuck on ogryn
(torment is also just like unusable on branx because it chains to the h2 sweep if you do a heavy, it hardly staggers anything, and doesn't give the same 10% damage debuff that the pull does baseline)
strange choices were made
the power on lightning reflexes is cool just because it adds a gameplay concept otherwise p much devoid from darktide unless you're stuck in a corner or smth and it interacts with stagger BPs in a kind of neat way
Adhesive charge on thunder hammer
yes i was just discovering this
also the h2 light chain
just gave me cancer
i love the ungodly long window where your light input doesn't register on the branx
why does it take a calendar day for that light to come out
god imagine like, actually interesting Thammer blessings that alter the special
Charge, heavy swing, hammer is stuck to boss, attack again unsticks, but charging again instantly deals (non thrust) heavy attack damage at the time the animation would be ready for a swing
and people were defending it as "it's just slow"
sometimes im just standing there like an idiot
waiting for a swing i apparently didnt order
i double tap at minimum
Literally no defenses, just nuke this fucking guy now
oftentimes just devolving into button mashing
I'd pay real money for a Thammer blessing that makes it a combo weapon w/ the special and gives cool comboing like 
it's the culmination of like 3 ogryn weapon additions worth of degeneracy
where they progressively make slower but harder hitting
(paul, folding shovels, now branx)
although paul wasn't hard hitting
ever
Thunderhammer blessing that makes thrust x3 timed charged heavies be a 360 spin around you, ignoring all hitmass besides bosses
I feel like that could just be done w/ Ironhelm and a high DPI
monkey's paw - damage target cap
I think an attack like that should have its own cleave damage modifier, so it has a cleave minimum that is still actually good, like 200-300
Nuh uh
I've done this when I was a boy scout at the top of enchanted rock
That's uhh
1825 feet above sea level
So it looked really vivid, esp since that's a place with no light pollution either
It looked like I was looking at terrain from a really zoomed out birds eye view cuz it was so detailed
WHOAAAAA
Hi stan


:D
CHAT I GET TO BE A CLOWN
new hud
roblox darktide
mental illness
Should I forgo mandstopper on my crit zealot's shotty and go both barrels?
basically running stealthzit crit build with no particular focus, the boom booom boom part with the gun is more for fun than part of the build
more bars
Trying to go thru the slog of leveling a new class, and this dude kept running ahead of everybody and getting himself downed so I decided to fuck with him and it worked out way better than I could’ve hoped
lmao
Some problems fix themselves
wait till you see what happens when Martyrdom procs
Exhillious hi 
Just got more lesser kills than a Karsolas ogryn, with a mk6 knife
Life is strange
When will you bedge 
sleep forever
That wasb;t tge qyestuinb
My schlongdong after the
The fuck
@royal vortex would be proud
Ew
Hey that one kinda has the same stuff
And same hair type
And hight
And body type
And pants
Weird
You should post that on Reddit
Work more like boring

i do not think you will get stan to agree
hi
OMG OMG OMG IRS YOSHI
ITS
😍😍😍😍
hi stan
its only 10?
😩
I'm going to put an immo in my mouth and pull the pin
Are you ok
No, the game hates immo nades
Oh
I paid my taxes
Throw one, enemies stop spawning there
im happy for you stan
new the boys episode was peak
holy

why would i

ill consider not doing it
but i gotta have something to give josho if he asks for a loan
i have two
later staniel
GN stan
Anywhere I can find info on current good builds and weapons for zealot?
Here
There isn't a dedicated weapon/build guide anywhere for zealot, save for a very few specific examples
Any guide is more documentation about specifics of the class, but not builds
This channel and the people here are going to be your best sources for that stuff
Mostly cuz we're too lazy to make a guide for it lol
Makes sense. I've be rocking a 2h chainsword and revolver since forever, what are some decent alternative options after the update?
those are good weapons
Just about anything works honestly
no little fish girl, watch out for the train
why tf does the worst game ever have the most fun spin off game modes
The main thing is just matching the weapon with the right build, and making sure you can actually make use of that build
And building a good roll of that weapon ofc
braced auto guns are very good and generalist if paired with carapace damage
I was thinking braced auto with a thunder hammer
Last time I played it was all about crit chance, is that still true?
Not for hammer
crit chance is still good but less insane than it used to be
Crit chance is still really good, but it's more weapon dependant now
but not on hammer brauto yeah
Like I wouldn't recommend it on half the zealot weapons
Cuz they just don't do well with it compared to something else
Makes sense. How about martyrdom vs inexorable judgement?
Personal preference
Judgement has basically 0 investment for flat out good reliable buffs
Martyrdom requires more talent/curio investment but has the highest damage/tank potential if you set your build and play your cards right
Awesome, thank you
I personally like judgement for non crit/finesse weapons cuz it frees up my tree more to take nodes I really like to have
Kind of my thoughts too, appreciate the input
Don't be afraid to post your build and weapons and ask questions about them
the bonus dodge on judgement is nice too
Yeah, a reliable 15% damage bonus for thammer at nearly all times
good for archivum sycorax so the dodge buffs allow you to comfortably dodge off of the stairways and into the abyss
And 15% atk speed to compensate it literally being a thammer and swinging at 2 inches per hour lmao
🤔
You did this with chastise not dodge
not only did i do it with chastise recently
i did it with dodging some time ago
the abyss called for me, and I responded
The forbidden Sycorax skip
nothing will ever touch josho's ogryn move tech though
dodgemaxxers vs. the blights of dodgemaxxing
just regular ol' dodging
unless you're referring to josho's secret ogryn move tech
which is a technique that most people can't do (because they're not stupid)
Try dodge
But stairs
Evil reminder
the clandestium gloriana shortcut that doctors don't want you to know https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057854953164656640/1261439745523843203/secret_ogryn_move_tech.mp4?ex=669adfcf&is=66998e4f&hm=ba9a03a7bd188e5ec3cef96692f24a5b8de850596af99157e61de24ed240893b&
im glad i brought a low mobilty build for the first time in months for this moment
Can anyone help me get the flesh wound skin on Zealot??
i could get a good angle
you use the lawbringer special ammo to get ready to use the ogryn ripper 6
all pellets have no up or down spread so it penetrates through waves of enemies on level terrain better than anything
a ripper 6 down a bridge or hallway can stop a horde with a single drum of ammo
lawbringer sucks don't use it
A person came in to order and the second i saw their face i got extremely flustered
I think im blushing rn
was it albert einstein
Too bad i cant flirt
No
Tbf the special might
still, he evades my grasp
Suck
You use the special to make shooters/gunners flinch 
Why you got beef with smart man
and then use ripper 6 braced fire to kill everything the lawbringer can't
Or to shoot bursters when they dive
It triggers fullbore so esssily
yknow I haven't used lawbringer since before agrip and kant came out
You also use it to assert dominance, shooting a trapper will make it fall on it's back
Then you Eviscerate her

Ahahahaha
Lawbringer special does actual dmg now
Lawbringer mentioned
i called someone clown racist and got in trouble
they literally went 'your people are known to be mischevious'
after I tried to inject him with a unknown substance
punished for saying real shit
grippy shotgun is the slug on special, right?
Yes
im the malcom x of clowns
slippin jimmy
man they really did my man captain Titus dirty, saves the planet and then is imprisoned just cause he broke the warp thingamob and might be a heretic. Wack ass inquisition. suck on the emperors nuts
Police come quick
He's turning her into a Papa John's
TItus looks him right in the fuckin eyes and tells him, you're not a real space marine, fuck leandros. Well at least we're getting a sequel, im invested now
I hope leandros is dead
I don't want to see him in sm2
eheh that videos why im playing ss13
this shit is so confusing
did you even look brother
nothing prepares you for how stupidly intricate ss13 is
I assume everyone who knows it has seen that masterpiece
I tried running it on my school macbook back in high school but it didn't work
So I've never played it
u shou;d
try it
maybe
the games stupid confusing though
like i said
i had a syringe and was injecting people with tequila and vodka mix
while my characters chat was fucked because I had a neurological disease
so it was scottish
'ay ye wanths somes this syringere I fouoend?'
It does blow me away how many things you can actually do in the game
it's very messy
someone stole my banana peel
after I got another from a clown pal
because I ate my banana whole
It's more the fact that the game can comprehend all of the things
Like there's no way the devs actually thought "oh let's add functionality to the game where you can put drugged food into a gun and shoot it into people's mouths to forcefully give them psychedelics without them knowing until it's too late"
It's just the fact that the games systems were designed in a way to make that situation possible
GROANER JUMPSCARE
Replacing the iron sights with a binocular
Darktide ROBLOX edition
body snatchers ass zoom in
Romantic
"What couldve possibly downed me" the said suspect
Is power matrix a good mission to speedrun?
loafin it
whats everyones fav blessings on sawed off shotgun
No do it with this
not sure what to go for other thanboth barrels
What's your definition of speedrun
20 minutes or less
For flesh wound penance
I know there's the data interrogator before finale
Not ideal for that penance tbh
Is it gonna be super tough or just not the best?
Not the best
oh yea
so some chemists gave me a concotion
in a soda can
Speedrun speedruns are like 10-11 minutes there
so i manually opened the soda can and used a syringe to draw from the can
deathspitter, manstopper if you have a source of crits
And that's sprinting from start to event, event to end with invis knife
The best ones are all 3 assassinations
arco gaming
yessir
Relay station on the hourglass has always been p fast imo
Im a memetic agent
It is yea, but the fact is that assassination end events are just really short
Plus magistrati in particular is a short mission, with a short mid event
AND the twins exist
Iv only tried for the penance like 6 or 7 times just recruiting randoms from the morning star closest i had was 23min
Bandit could answer thst
I dont belive in the chain axe personally
The twins are the best for it if you have a group that moderately handle themselves
Ring bell
Kill twins
8 min run
35 mins of pain
Once you get rodin down and rinda low, you can game the timer by just dragging it out in case you messed it earlier in the fight
Helped someone on discord doing just that
Just the two of us
What's this
idk if it's the best but it's still great
Not top dps smhmh
I have like 2 friends that play this game almost never at the same time and neither can even handle just damnation twins one was rlly insistent on me trying to help them get the hard mode bells but hardly anyone random queues it anymore 
mk4 especially can just spam lights and 1v1 captains or rinda
They killed the end boss in 6 mins
If I didn’t have to kill the specialists, it would have been 30 seconds
Chaxe has the highest shred dmg so
I was gonna ask about your boss damage but no that makes perfect sense
Love starting to nuke the boss only to realize my team let 2 flamers a mutant and a dog roll up on me specifically
136 specials
Games like this are why I really appreciate my knife
Where I can go "oops he's dead, I didn't even get my second shroud back yet"
It was the same for the entire map
They kept being disabled
Mk6 knife is such an addiction that going back to hsword 7 feels really slow and awkward
that's why i'm abusing psyker and veteran this patch
you just gotta kill everything
Yeah
stop it from being a threat to your team
Lesson learned to play knife last for a session
i can't just brainlessly rush face as zealot anymore
I’m docket broke big sad!
Honestly most of the time auric spoils me
Cuz even tho it's way more hectic
90% of the time everyone is solving problems before they happen
So I often quickplay normal heresy and damnation tbh
bolter vet after he shoots all the groaners i was about to melee instead of the dozen gunners
Shooting poxwalker with bolter is like using sledgehammer to get rid off of a rodent
If the bolter vets who do this could read, they'd be very upset
kill me
I did clarify "who do this"
like it seems whenever i proc holy revenant recently
Then ill turn my attention to gunners
suddenly everyone on my team pulls out their range weapon
and clears anything in and near my melee range
and then i get downed by the two dozen stalkers
I haven't had that happen to me once in the last month

(The knife build I've been running has until death without holy rev)
Thats an animal not passion fruit
i got the special, so it had ice cream, sweetened condensed milk, and li hing powder
and my 3 flavors were the only "natural" flavors and it was mango, pineapple and passionfruit
10/10
like they have normal slushie flavors but i can't handle that much sugar syrup
Yummy
Wait is this actually real
I usually get cinnamon or coconut gelato but they were out
yaplord in the chat
Yeah we know beb
@spare talon did i tell you they completly removed hanzos oneshot
I may be the minority
But jack black as Steve is fucking awesome
Thats rude im sorry
Yes
Beb i apologize for my actions
adobe
Fuck you
You made me triple check only for me to realize he said it right the first time
He had a really quick response tho
You could say he sent it in a flash?
(Is adobe flash a thing or am i insane)
ur not..
i think its cool too
its unique
which is what matters to me
Jack black has kinda gotten cringe recently tho
I am allowed to have a cringe opinion every once in a while
Cant believe he’s shutting down his band cuz of a joke
What
He shut down his band cuz the other guy joking wished for his birthday that the next shot doesn’t miss
Canceled the rest of the tour too

gottem
I wonder if the secret service finds that "joke" funny
haha just kidding! (unless?)
He should tell them in person
The consequences of employing incompetent people solely due to the fact that they are yes men
It used to be
audio is so weird
Rip adobe flash player
i wanna get like
adobe flash was never real
a really high quality headset
it was a childhood fever dream
Age of war cant hurt you
Audiophiles are a thing
NOOOOOOO
Newgrounds was the peak for flash games
just put some rocks on your 9000 dollar solid gold headphone jack
thatll fix sound quality
My second favorite flash game past age of war was Mike shadow
my favorite was stick war
stick war was peak
no
plazma burst 2
was peak
then stick war
plazma burst 3 is still in development
its gonna be so peak
Many flash games are still up and running with software that emulates flash
REAL
then zombtron
Fancy pants realest flash game
Rings a bell
OH OH
RIDDLE SCHOOL
what
its so PEAKKKKKK
Is that what it was called
u can still play it
I'm almost home hol on
yea but everyhting kinda buggy now that flash was discontinued
where u would defend houses from zombies
was kinda boring but
it was good for killing time
Remember kids
Always text and drive
Stick war was also real as hell
I knew boltgun sway was bad but wow
Always scream get this man his keys when you see someone drunk
men
did you ever play the second one
they made it more like an RTS
was kinda fun
men?
you know what i miss
I dont yhink so
murloc rpg
This is were arguments were settled
im so sad that that never came out
it wouldve been so peak
what was the one
that was 2d
like that
where it was a bunch of people
shooting each other
fuck i cant remember it
razer
somehting
guh
was it unreal flash?
so apparently he shifted his focus on remaking the first games that aren't DMCA-able by blizzard
there was a lot of those
I think i know what youre talking about was like dollar store version of world of tanks
riddle school was a flash game series
noh
Also poptropica good one not sure if thats technically a flash game tho
yeah
I miss Sonny
wait what
hes remaking stick war?!?!?!?
no? un-mediocre, murloc rpg
wha
anyways, holy shit did the steam release of Sonny flop so terribly hard
it looked like unreal flash
but it wasnt
like this
but different
idk
there's like
many games like that
2d shooters
and being human sized mil-tech looking doesn't help
I know that one but not the name
it's not like, thing thing where the style is unique
this picture was unreal flash
YES
RAZE
IT WAS RAZE
sry idk why i got so excited for that lmfao
there was a hero shooter type one i remember
had like, squad leader, sniper, heavy, soldier, medic or something
I remember trying to download war thunder on a school computer right when it came out did not work
but that was nothing thing thing was best
tal illness
wha
BUBBLE TANKS
this looks a lot like madness combat
riddle school was a series that went 1-5 (if you even consider 4 to be a game), then riddle transfer 1-2, over the course of 2006 to 2016
it was a point and click adventure puzzle game with the main loop being initially starting out to be just getting the key to the door so you could leave school early, with that early newgrounds flair in there, tho not to the same edge as pico stuff, and later games built a much more compelling narrative with more complex puzzles
the games are really short and i recommend looking at them especially if you enjoyed flash games
thing thing fucks
this is thing thing
what
anyway
go play these games
the first few are incredibly short and all of them all together should only be a few hours
now that ive been reminded of it im listening to the soundtrack of the games again
god these songs hit so hard 
oh yeah if you are on
now that im home if you were implying that you havent done flesh wound yet, i can help with that
getting the penance, not giving you a flesh wound
but i could do that too tbh
Ill be home in like 30 mins if you want to run it then
sure, just ping me when
man, the first descendant literally changed EVERY SINGLE ICON that was similar to destiny icons
the ones that were from royalty free sources
like these are what icons were like before the patch this morning
and here they are now, mods in different spots cuz ive been expanding my build, etc
but like under her portrait, her 1st, 2nd, and 4th ability are changed due to them being from the same sourced that destiny used
the electric transition mod is also changed, as that also was a destiny icon
i dont the skill expansion and extension were destiny ones but they changed them too
like they changed a LOT of them
i find them changing all of these so quicky to be really refreshing
like i personally didnt care
but they heard people complaining about it
so they said "ok sure we can change that"
its what im best at
idc what people are saying my spawns are fine
Yea my spawns have been fine aswell
i'm starting to think its some mods that break the game
Nothing too ridic or too soft
some games are broken yes
That would be peak spaghetti but i dont think so i run modded
yeah but you dont have every mod now do you?
Most of the time it’s just player quality and 90% “spawns too easy/spawns too hard” is just team quality
Mission seems easier when you have 3 pros and missions feel like a slog when your team isn’t pulling weight
im uploading a clip of my last wipe some games have good hoards like this
and some games are EMPTY
some are fine and then some i get 4 flamers back to back?
but saying that all spawns are broken all the time is wrong
The other 10% is just funny occasional spawn seed where funny things happen
i had one relay station event where there was zero enemies
All 4 spec spawns rolled flamer idk
abck to back
tbh
Okay haven’t had the 0/ no spawns issue
i say keep it that way
i got real lucky maybe lolz
But i dont play that much
i dont think its bad to have some games with zero spawns and some games with 30 ragers
I mean in hi stg, 4 flamers is not broken
man
We should get salt guns for the BoNs
on top of like 12 rager shitstorm it is kinda???? but yknow
also i dont get why people are asking for warpfire explosions for flamers also
Imo that is how the game should be
On highest diffs
thats gonna singlehandedly kill zealot lol
okay the relay clip is too big
Rager packs is just an elite patrol
throw the entire kitchen pantry and hope some psyker doesn't tase everyone in the room
its less challengy and more of bad rng which isnt the best really
4 flamers, shock troop spawns
but still
And like those specifically aren’t even the biggest difficulty tweaks
The variant horde system can absolutely throw these ultra rare shit at you
such rng has been relegated to maelstroms for a time with monstro specialists but its prevalent in HISHOK now
least i feel that way
Hishock has always been like this for specs, the elites are buffed and more of them

