zealot-class

[placid fiber]

That's what u think

[hushed knoll]

His right foot looks like the Milennium Falcom cockpit

[spare talon]

i think this fits better for a skyrim guard
where they yell this before only doing the HEEEYAAARGH voice lines as they attack you

[ivory marlin]

Why is zealot chat so ready for arco backshots

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

When hasn't it been?

[spare talon]

how many gigs is your stan folder

[left iron]

You typoed backstabs

[ivory marlin]

Stan you’re a silly guy

[north sedge]

it's quite fat

and gay

[ivory marlin]

A goofster if you will

[ivory marlin]

Sure pal

[left iron]

Glad you agree

[north sedge]

plus he's been on a roll the past couple days

[placid fiber]

Sounds like the folder I got from stealing whatever my friend used to post on discord... I got a lot of shit pictures saved lol

[south folio]

what the

[placid fiber]

I've deleted them since then, tho

[ivory marlin]

I have ice cream stains on my jacket :(

I don’t even eat ice cream

[placid fiber]

Do you... drink ice cream...?

[south folio]

if you have a blood sugar measurer thingy, i hope its noise bugs out and you just hear a constant beeping for a while

[ivory marlin]

No i make it

[ivory marlin]

I have every sound off so it doesn’t scream at me in public

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/wuiawi @south folio @coarse birch

[coarse birch]

I cannot believe suppression doesnt work

[south folio]

my last housemate had it on but i suspect it was more serious in their case since they also had health issues stacked on that would probably annihilate them if they didn't keep it in check in a timely manner

[north sedge]

time to slap on terrifying barrage

[ivory marlin]

Real

[royal vortex]

it's true

[south folio]

i made the mistake of trusting josho

[spare talon]

punishable by death

[south folio]

i knew there were shotgunners but i'd assume they'd get staggered by the ripper

[royal vortex]

cant believe a brauto AND a ripper didnt suppress them

[coarse birch]

At that distance id imagine walking forward may have prevented this

[merry flume]

yeah might do a bit less damage but this feels super good to use

[spare talon]

ive literally played with none of you, save for like 2 games with josho what the fuck

i just realized

[ivory marlin]

We almost played once

[coarse birch]

Yeah i dont think ive run into you

[ivory marlin]

We played destiny tho

[merry flume]

ive played with josho and mankar

[ivory marlin]

And helldivers i think

[merry flume]

but through quickplay

[south folio]

i'm on the superior coast (west) so that explains it

[coarse birch]

Youve also played with me victuals causr i was with mankar once

[ivory marlin]

Finding josho in the wild seems scary

[merry flume]

ye ye like the other week

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[merry flume]

and exploits

[south folio]

my man

[coarse birch]

Idk if ive seen exploits

[spare talon]

i forgot what server im on
im literally texas so i get the worst of both servers

[south folio]

https://streamable.com/nnxjol

[coarse birch]

(Consider it a blessing anyway)

[royal vortex]

ive had like 5 different people tell me at the end of a pub match that they are a big fan

[merry flume]

us-e seems to be the main server

[ivory marlin]

They lied

[royal vortex]

the first time i got profiled was when i was in an eu lobby

and some dude said he's seent me on the discord (direct quote)

and hit me with

dumb takes, dumber person

[ivory marlin]

Id die on the spot

[spare talon]

its an inside joke known to all except you via the morphogenetic field

[royal vortex]

by the end of the match he had gotten over his personal issues and said i was p alright

[north sedge]

i distinctly remember a game where 5 different people heckled you at the end of the map

[ivory marlin]

Getting recognized in darktide more like dying tonight

[royal vortex]

and then he would sometimes ping me and send me a scoreboard to prove that he's good at the game

[ivory marlin]

Real

[royal vortex]

i literally never insulted him or interacted with him outside of that

i don't know why he did that

[merry flume]

lmao what a dickhead

[north sedge]

i used to get this but because of all the knife memes

[spare talon]

i need to amp up my gamer cred to be recognized in darktide

[south folio]

josho has dumb takes and is a dumber person, so he deserves it

[royal vortex]

do you know what the sick part is though

[merry flume]

post on reddit

[ivory marlin]

I’ve only ever played with sept sis and argus

[royal vortex]

i outperformed on like an extra 70 ping

that was kinda swag

[south folio]

josho used to have his vet named "josho" so that probably helps

[royal vortex]

oh yeah i changed all my char names

[south folio]

his character names are more stupid nowadays

[royal vortex]

im incognito

[spare talon]

the only person who recognizes me is just cyra cuz he keeps somehow running into me
which then devolves into 3 hours of speedrunning

[ivory marlin]

My psyker is named jellypost but mist people know me as jale

[royal vortex]

that was hell

[ivory marlin]

So it gets confusing

[south folio]

no you're shirt

[coarse birch]

Yeah none of my names would be easily recognized

Unless it was through a josho clip

[ivory marlin]

Josho should get admin cuz of how popular he is

[spare talon]

most people know me as the homeless crack addict i need to go now bye

[coarse birch]

No

[north sedge]

none of my names are dough, but are dough themed so

[south folio]

my characters are all named "society" for stupid jokes ("society has fallen", "society has brought you up")

[south folio]

shut up baguette

[south folio]

my ogryn is named "smoking" but i don't play ogryn so it doesn't count

[royal vortex]

i wanted to rename my ogryn greedy chinese emperor but the name was too long

[placid fiber]

Dumber than me...?

[ivory marlin]

My zealot is named Jehovah’s witness psyker is jellypost orgyn is grom the handsome and vet is paul

[royal vortex]

that sounds weird as fuck out of context

[stable frigate]

ironhelm mkIV thammer, what perks do you guys suggest? has momentum 3 and hammerblow 4, +10% against (groaners/pox) +8% elites currently

[royal vortex]

holy shit

[south folio]

you've had a stan moment

[coarse birch]

Josho when he forgets where he is

[royal vortex]

generally thrust/slaught and unyielding/flak

[hushed knoll]

YOSHI OMG HIIII

[coarse birch]

Hi Stan

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-octo-squidward-bump-gif-15057642

[ivory marlin]

Stan are you gay?

[royal vortex]

elites isn't terrible so if you're keeping your current one i'd swap both blessings

[hushed knoll]

Half gay

[stable frigate]

ty

[placid fiber]

So what if Stan is happy?

[ivory marlin]

I see

[hushed knoll]

Why do you ask

[ivory marlin]

Honestly

No clue

[hushed knoll]

[spare talon]

are you gay

[stable frigate]

yee unfortunately I'm still relatively new to the after-lvl30 grind so I dont have any other blessings earned yet

[ivory marlin]

Yeah i dable

[spare talon]

not anymore

too bad

[ivory marlin]

What

[royal vortex]

spontaneous conversion therapy

[spare talon]

it is done

and whats been done cannot be undone

[ivory marlin]

So am i full gay or straight now?

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

Yes

[left iron]

Yesnt

[ivory marlin]

My ears are still gauged and my hair tips are still frosted

Nothing has changed

[frozen glen]

neither

[south folio]

you are attracted to oreo cookies (except for halloween-flavored ones)

[frozen glen]

you are ace

[hushed knoll]

Is he Tucker Carlson

[royal vortex]

gooselike response

[south folio]

what

[fleet zealot]

my anti social personality means i will never play with anyone from here unless they ask first

[frozen glen]

arco stinks

[hushed knoll]

Tucker Carlson is attracted to the green M&M

[fleet zealot]

or when i looked for hardmode twin groups

[south folio]

oh yeah

[spare talon]

yeah thats pretty much the same here

[fleet zealot]

it's hilarious that this is the most sane, real thing you ever typed

[south folio]

yeah shirt is basically tucker now

[hushed knoll]

Oreos are like M&Ms

Who is shirt

[fleet zealot]

and back to "normal"

[south folio]

i wonder who

[hushed knoll]

What happened

[hushed knoll]

What

[left iron]

[placid fiber]

Who isn't shirt?

[hushed knoll]

NO

CTHULU

EYES

[spare talon]

how have you lived this long without knowing what shirts are

[frozen glen]

eyeslough

[fleet zealot]

you made one actual good observation of tucker carlson and then went "m&ms are like oreos" just like normal you

[hushed knoll]

What

[south folio]

formerly known as jale

[coarse birch]

I forgot halloween oreos existed

[placid fiber]

He only wears dresses...?

[spare talon]

have you just never worn a shirt

[coarse birch]

Man its been a long ass time since i had those

[spare talon]

i currently have the star wars oreos in my pantry

[south folio]

i only remember cuz i saw them in safeway as i was perusing the snacks section

[frozen glen]

no you dont

[south folio]

my normie ass just bought regular oreos

[hushed knoll]

Have you ever had Kraft spongebob mac and cheese

[coarse birch]

Like 15 years ago yeah

[hushed knoll]

Maybe now you can get back to developing the next Yoy Story

[hushed knoll]

Why not now

Toy

Not yoy

[south folio]

yoy

[coarse birch]

Regular oreos are better anyway

[spare talon]

star wars oreos just taste like normal oreos but they have these tiny little crunchy crystal candy bits in the creme that are pretty good

[coarse birch]

Mint is debatable

[spare talon]

lemon oreos are better than normal oreos
dont @ me cuz you cannot prove me wrong

[hushed knoll]

Arco's favorite candy is York peppermint patties

[coarse birch]

Idk i just havent had them

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

I meant spongebob mac and cheese

[placid fiber]

What about cheeseburger oreos, if they made em?

[north sedge]

trader joe's oreo rip off is much better than oreo

[coarse birch]

Yeah i know

[hushed knoll]

Oh

[hushed knoll]

[coarse birch]

Havent had the trader joes oreos cant speak on them

They generally have decent stuff tho

[spare talon]

stan would you like some delicious kraft mac n cheese?

[north sedge]

the creme in the middle has actual flavor

isnt just a sugar disc

[south folio]

this is an unfair test of his visual recognition skills

[coarse birch]

I can tell hes computing rn

[north sedge]

everyday we ask stan to see is a journey

[spare talon]

i first learned about these from a walmart reddit post from an employee saying how much they hate these cuz most of returns theyve had to do have been these

[south folio]

LMAO

[north sedge]

incredible

[coarse birch]

Id try it once

[south folio]

WEAK members of society that can't tough it up and eat mac n cheese gummies

[spare dome]

what the fuck are those

[coarse birch]

Mac and cheese gummies

[frozen glen]

mac n cheese gummies

[spare talon]

i mean based on the comments

[spare dome]

nuke our civilization already

[placid fiber]

wait wtf those are gummies?

[spare talon]

they were RIGHT NEXT TO THE REAL BOXES OF MAC N CHEESE

[south folio]

HAHAHA

[placid fiber]

Who in the fuck designed that cancer?!

[coarse birch]

Wait did people boil them

[spare talon]

now do you understand the return rate

[south folio]

maybe i do understand

i'll still call them WEAK

[coarse birch]

Well ig not if they returned it

[frozen glen]

people cant read

[spare talon]

its literally comedy fucking gold

[placid fiber]

^

[coarse birch]

This is oddly similar to a discussion yesterday

[south folio]

what sane person would stock them together

[fleet zealot]

People can’t read xd

[south folio]

it's what you'd do for a comedy show

[hushed knoll]

What

[coarse birch]

Your a comedy show

My bad

[hushed knoll]

You're

[coarse birch]

You defended me earlier

[spare talon]

https://new.reddit.com/r/walmart/comments/12m1mp3/thanks_to_whoever_invented_the_gummies_i_hate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[coarse birch]

I have to be nice

[placid fiber]

"mac and cheese gummies"... that sounds... horrible...

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

I defended you?

Or Jason

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-sono-bisque-doll-my-dress-up-darling-gif-24624217

[hushed knoll]

Arco*

[spare dome]

its a test from god

[coarse birch]

Arco

[south folio]

https://streamable.com/vs0w55

god damnit stan

[hushed knoll]

I would always defend you Yoshi

[coarse birch]

Stan your normally nice yeah

[hushed knoll]

Unless you're wronng

[hushed knoll]

Normally?

[coarse birch]

I dont need a reason to be nice

I was saying normally because i was speaking directly in contrast to arco

[placid fiber]

What about if they were a green dinosaur?

[hushed knoll]

If Yoshi got attacked I would use my concealed super soaker

Wait that sounds weird

[coarse birch]

🤨

[hushed knoll]

Nvm

[placid fiber]

Stan...

What are you spraying them with...?

[hushed knoll]

That's not what I meant

[spare talon]

completely unrelated to the clip
but seeing this area reminds me of the time a random did the look ping up at a sign above a closed door here and it said "shaft"
and i looked back at him and he just stared at me for a second then moved on

[coarse birch]

I appreciate your that excited to defend me but damn

[hushed knoll]

That's not what I meant

[south folio]

peak random interaction

[placid fiber]

I'm dying over here, rn

[hushed knoll]

What happened

[north sedge]

Incredible

[coarse birch]

Wym archivum 1

Are you expecting it to happen again

[south folio]

the future is unpredictable

[frozen glen]

wish there was a mod to shorten the cryonic rod voiceline to just rod

[ripe quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/487387789814661121/837867979341430819/image0-1-1-1.gif

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1142000974282620978/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2023.08.15_-_22.43.06.04_Trim.mp4?ex=6696cd89&is=66957c09&hm=da1220d36e7537e46e75d6b4bac725f80d498b71c5223a44f7b3d733da4bd796&

[spare dome]

is that the new space jam

[south folio]

jumpscare

[royal vortex]

slopped pumpbeast

that name is unfortunately familiar

[coarse birch]

I do not recognize that name

Should i

[placid fiber]

10/10 rando interaction

Oh boy, guys, I have 3 cans of "sketti o's"...

Sometimes I don't know what the hell I'm gonna find in my cupboard...

[misty nova]

Man I'm 12 fr

[spare talon]

oh i wasnt aware he was referring to my video, i didnt notice

pretty sure thats dorn

[coarse birch]

Ah

[visual stream]

I have 1 can of wild chicken and rice soup

I need to go grocery shopping

[misty nova]

Frickin rice soup

[ivory marlin]

Should i get Panda Express or a burger

[visual stream]

Depends what you're getting at Pander

[ivory marlin]

Honey wallnut shrimp and orange chicken

[visual stream]

ORANGE CHICKEN ON TOPPP

Go to panda

[ivory marlin]

Ok

[placid fiber]

Oof

[placid fiber]

I think I have condensed chicken and rice soup myself

[visual stream]

I like their chow mein too

[visual stream]

Progresso's soup is purty good

[placid fiber]

I am not a fan of that kind of food :/

[ivory marlin]

:(

[placid fiber]

That means you would get all my food xD

[visual stream]

Get some soy sauce in the chow mein and it's so good

[violet hornet]

That bell pepper on the right looks like it was cut using dentures

[ivory marlin]

The lettuce?

[violet hornet]

Yeah that

[marsh hill]

do not comment ever again

[violet hornet]

Wait lettuce in fried rice? Wat?

How do you order half lo mein and half fried rice anyways

[ivory marlin]

I got chow main mix with rice

[violet hornet]

Damn now I'm curious

[placid fiber]

I've never been a fan of chinese or oriental food :/

[ivory marlin]

More for me

[placid fiber]

Exactly

[violet hornet]

Shit is delicious

[ivory marlin]

The loaded me the hell up ngl

They gave me hella extra shrimp

It pays to be nice

[placid fiber]

I think the only thing I really eat from that type of food is plain white rice :/

[ivory marlin]

Not even cook an egg into it?

[visual stream]

Put some butter or at least salt in it

[placid fiber]

I mean yeah, but, I don't eat any other of the foods from it besides white rice

[violet hornet]

Eating rice but picking the butter and salt out

[ivory marlin]

Real

[placid fiber]

I'm kinda tempted to cook some of the rice I have rn, since I'm hungry

[ivory marlin]

You should

[hushed knoll]

Is it al dente rice

[ivory marlin]

Hi stan

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-shocked-turn-gif-6205091617477847398

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-shocked-turn-gif-6205091617477847398

scakboey

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-shocked-turn-gif-6205091617477847398

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-lbp-littlebigplanet-little-big-planet-sackboy-gif-13183322091095469387

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

Stan, how goes the defending of yoshi?

[ivory marlin]

Stan waving at me makes my day ngl

[hushed knoll]

There's nothing wrong with al-dente rice

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

Stan makes all of our days, I think, hehe

[hushed knoll]

Aw that's sweet

[placid fiber]

I mean it's true, as well

[visual stream]

A classic

[north sedge]

It's like, an incredibly well written joke except it happened on accident

[violet hornet]

Eating rice but picking the last few minutes of cook time out

[spare talon]

oh so this is what you meant

[placid fiber]

I think I accidentally made al dente rice because I didn't add enough water lol

[visual stream]

The pasta named Al when it has a dent in it

Idk I'm only an eighth Italian

[ivory marlin]

I thought al dente was the guy that one book was about

You know the one with king minos

Al dente’s inferno or smth like that

[obsidian prairie]

Dante

[visual stream]

Al Dante

[royal vortex]

al dente's inferno is the aftermath of eating stan's cooking

[nimble fiber]

aaayy jawa how u doin?

[tropic harbor]

Is there no shock maul on the Zealot weapon guide?

Or am I just blind?

[stone fern]

just go thrust

[tropic harbor]

My therapist says "You can't solve all your problems by putting thrust on them."

[stone fern]

thrust your therapist off the 8th floor window

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1259773228675629141/RDT_20240708_0228557934676938473516466.gif

[stone fern]

Thrust goes on everything except chain weapons

[north sedge]

no

[stone fern]

oh yeah and ogryn cleavers

Yes

[north sedge]

thrust on maul is not great

and thrust goes well on chaxe

[spare talon]

ok so why not on chain weapons

whats your logic behind that

[north sedge]

tbf chainsword and evisc dont get it!

[stone fern]

it stacks really quick on maul so minimum you get 1 stack

chaxe i dont really play but i dont remember it stacking as quick

[north sedge]

🤔

[fleet zealot]

mk12 chaxe likes thrust

[spare talon]

if i recall correctly
all weapons in a heavy held state are held for exactly the same amount of time once their windup has finished

[fleet zealot]

mk4 can do without it, it has a bad heavy angle for thrust imo

[stone fern]

I dont think thats correct

some weapons feel like they stack thrust faster than others

[spare talon]

and thrust is weighted to the end of that time

[stone fern]

even if i cast a heavy on maul as soon as i can i would still get one thrust stack maybe 2

[spare talon]

even still
its a blessing that gets the most out of big damage hits

[stone fern]

sometimes it gets the stack during the swing

[spare talon]

but with the shock maul youre better off just swinging again

plus other blessings exist that are quite good

like high voltage and lightning reflex

[stone fern]

idk man hammerblow skullcrusher feels basic

[spare talon]

it does feel basic
and its not the best roll

[spare talon]

this is

[fleet zealot]

lightning reflexes is right there

[stone fern]

no its not i dont have it

i legit only have thrust as a t4

crafting update will fix it

but i still like thrust on it

[fleet zealot]

it's mugshot monday

t3/t2 would be fine for those blessings they aren't liket rhust where they need t4

and like, it's not really goooddd smaul is a repeated hit weapon

like what BP can you even hit with thrust smaul

a rager? a shotgunner?

[spare talon]

yeah thats probably a better way of saying it

[fleet zealot]

a mutie or dog

idk

[spare talon]

thrust is a breakpoint reacher

which typically is more potent on weapons that deal much more damage per hit

the faster the weapon the less bps tend to actually matter majority of the time

[violet hornet]

Yoo what up az, I'm doing well just putting a new chair together. How ya doing man?

[spare talon]

cuz 1-2 more swings with a lightning fast weapon isnt nearly as bad as 1 more swing with a slow one

[fleet zealot]

it would be like, putting thrust on dclaw

[spare talon]

i was gonna say that

[fleet zealot]

hypothetically

[spare talon]

but then again
dclaw is always perpetually on my mind

[fleet zealot]

understandable, i always have ferret on my mind

[spare talon]

i think im being heretical to the church im devoted to though

[nimble fiber]

good to know ^^
uuh a chair? man I would fuck that up so hard how's it going so far? is it stable? also Im quite alright and chillin in albion currently

[spare talon]

ive used dclaw like once since the update, ive been using knife basically 100% of the time

[coarse birch]

knife is the way

although i use it on psyker not zealot

[royal vortex]

he zooms headfirst into a crusher pack and then doesn't dodge

[spare talon]

ive already been a knife main before, but i was also not as good at the game

i used a uncanny/ft knife with chorus lmao

then crusher got a glow up

and i went ooga

[visual stream]

Man I'm telling y'all before they bumped elites' health, ironhelm was S tier

[fleet zealot]

ironshitter

[visual stream]

No breakpoints that crucis had on it

[north sedge]

dclaw should get thrust but it gives impact instead

[fleet zealot]

chad crucis

[visual stream]

crutchis

[north sedge]

🤔

[visual stream]

LOL

[spare talon]

you are going to be on my suicide note

[visual stream]

A shame they haven't made any other weapon mark differences like crucis and ironhelm though

I saw this mentioned briefly earlier but didn't read it

[royal vortex]

shovels

[visual stream]

More actual mechanic differences would be neat

[coarse birch]

this happened ONE time holy shit you such a HATER

[fleet zealot]

pickaxes

[coarse birch]

LIKE DAMN

[royal vortex]

it's happened like 3 fuckin times yoshi

[visual stream]

True

[fleet zealot]

branx is different from the other 2 variants lmao

[royal vortex]

that wasn't the first time i saw it happen

[visual stream]

Forgot they made two of the picks have the pull instead

[coarse birch]

i do not remember it happening multiple times, i have gotten overheaded before but for less dumb reasons

[visual stream]

Folding shovels tbf might as well be their own category of weapon vs normal shovel but true for picks

[royal vortex]

it's the third time ive pulled a crusher pack, backdodged, and watched this tiny lil psyker named aerith run facefirst into the wall of crushers and then get OBLITERATED

[royal vortex]

no

[fleet zealot]

problem with wildly different functions on variants is that it makes it harder to balance cause people naturally wants either best and/or easiest to use

[ivory marlin]

Who wants to buy me a late bday gift

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-22568614

[royal vortex]

they have almost identical attack properties

[coarse birch]

i do not fear death

[royal vortex]

like they share everything but the mk5's specific strikedown lights last time i checked

[violet hornet]

Oh nice I have a friend that plays that religiously! Some shitty office chair from staples, just got it together but it's making some pretty crunchy sounds from me sitting in it so I may need to check my work here lol

[visual stream]

The fold is the folding shovel's whole reason for existing tho, Idk what normal shovel's is (to be the level 1 weapon ig)

[royal vortex]

standard shovel is an incredibly consistent/versatile weapon

[candid sorrel]

i love shovel

[royal vortex]

and you're not dealing with a special that has endlag longer than reading the entire bee movie script

[visual stream]

Never seen or used it beyond early play, good that it isn't useless then

[nimble fiber]

u can definitely put in a lot of time in that game by grinding, or u chill in the social space like me

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/zsbp3p

i love skullcrusher applying as a global damage boost

[violet hornet]

hell yeah man that sounds like a good time

[visual stream]

I thought they changed this? Unless that was for something else instead of weapon swaps in general

[royal vortex]

skullcrusher remains eternal

[north sedge]

shiney and chrome

[royal vortex]

Pillsbury canned cresent rolls

[north sedge]

bay leaf

[royal vortex]

Wow spore cloak recipe

[visual stream]

Does stacking impact affect how many enemies your attack can go through just to stagger?

[royal vortex]

nope

[visual stream]

I assume no

[royal vortex]

that's just dictated by cleave

i think there should be a function where staggered enemies have reduced hitmass based on a patch note from like p13-ish but i don't know any of the numbers or how it would work if it even does

[sterile basalt]

SC is a debuff status so it remains on the enemy and gives +dmg as long as the enemy is staggered

[visual stream]

Thought so

Was going to see if stacking impact on a hammer could be a meme build to stagger everything

Considering it has like four damned blessings for impact

[north sedge]

it would be awful

[visual stream]

It would be funny

but awful

[maiden path]

sorry shawty but da jschlatt bedspread stays on during sex

[ivory marlin]

Thats what im saying

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/schlatt-jschlatt-gif-25279056

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-buddy-holly-gif-25682382

[maiden path]

creepypastas be like 'and this is the only recovred photo of jimmy the butcher'

[maiden path]

lee harvey oswald wouldnt of missed

me n him share the name lee

das how i know

no lee would miss

[visual stream]

When was your birthday

[ivory marlin]

May 11th

[visual stream]

Oh that's late late 💀

I thought you were another July baby for a second

[ivory marlin]

I need a schlanket

How about you get it for my gecko

[spare talon]

maybe i could get that blanket as a late birthday gift then

[ivory marlin]

Her birthday is august 23rd so it would be an early gift

[spare talon]

i didnt read the context and i read august 2X from my second monitor and i got spooked

cuz mine is the day before

[maiden path]

may the 11th be with u haha

star wars joke

i might be autistic

[ivory marlin]

Real

[spare talon]

you wouldnt understand...

not like someone of culture such as myself

[ivory marlin]

My gecko is cooler

She turns 3

[maiden path]

COOLER

[ivory marlin]

I bet you’re turning not 3

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/enough-talky-lizard-funny-lizard-shush-shut-up-gif-13234223691051860300

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/cooler-outro-fighterz-dbfz-grab-gif-20330535

[spare talon]

i cant find the old one of this that says "Silence, whelp."

[ivory marlin]

Don’t be mean to her she’s a lil baby

That wants a schlanket

For a early birthday

Gift

[maiden path]

schlanket does not sound normal

[spare talon]

that doesnt mean shit to me
i treat cars with baby on board signs as a high priority targets

[ripe quest]

lawby unyielding supremacy

[ivory marlin]

:(

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WXKRfn1EWw

holy shit

[ripe quest]

spoilers

[spare talon]

beb would you kill me if i said GT was the only dragon ball part that ive watched in full

[maiden path]

my bad

[maiden path]

i literally have watched

no dragonball

lol

[spare talon]

oh lmao

[maiden path]

i enjoy it as an outsider

dudes screaming n beating shit up is cool

[quaint verge]

Guess I'm 10 times cooler

[ivory marlin]

Aint no way bro is 30

[spare talon]

i dont care much for it either
but i was like 10 when i watched it so literally anything was entertaining

[quaint verge]

31 actually

[ivory marlin]

What did i say

[quaint verge]

[ivory marlin]

Aint no way you’re 30

[maiden path]

aooough cell is so fucking cool

[ivory marlin]

You’re 31

So there is no problem here

[left iron]

[spare talon]

aint no way
(i do not understand the concept of aging)

[ivory marlin]

Ice i bet you are like 50

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/vk-gif-22847773

[left iron]

Im 30

[quaint verge]

10,3333 times cooler

[maiden path]

me doing this to the robber in my house before I get my guts blown out by a 12 gauge

[fleet zealot]

ok zealot chat, I get to design an idea for a weapon for a tabletop campaign i'm in, since my character is a half naga, i want a hi-tech bow, give me name ideas

Medusa's Glare, Serpent's Sting, God Hunter, Snakebite, Stoneheart, Stonefang. these are some names i workshopped up so far

[maiden path]

cant call people 'naga' anymore. They have names now.

[spare talon]

i did NOT read naga correctly the first time

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-man-wtf-angry-pissed-off-furious-gif-15654907

@maiden path @spare talon

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-cat-very-gif-24207630

[fleet zealot]

can't believe you and beb had the same thought at the same time

[maiden path]

super 17's design is sick

[fleet zealot]

it's shit

ngl

[maiden path]

i like the no eyebrows

[fleet zealot]

sorry but that's like, one of the worst designs in gt

[maiden path]

how!!

u cant tell me ss3 looks good if u dont like 17's design

[spare talon]

it was funnier to me than normal cuz it said "half naga" and reading that incorrectly put me in hysterics

[maiden path]

virtually the same just no gold hair

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/android17-dbz-dragon-ball-z-gif-10426952

[maiden path]

super ego looks sick too

hold on brotha no waaaeyayyyyyayyyy

[fleet zealot]

SS3 is Saiyan

so it gets a pass

[maiden path]

i like it atleast

the heavy brow looks sick

[fleet zealot]

android 17's base design both in the RRA and post cell saga is peak

you can play tic tac toe on that forehead

2 games even

[maiden path]

ultra ego looks cool as fuck

[fleet zealot]

super 17 is just a downgrade

[maiden path]

i like the obscenely large foreheads

idk why

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-grandpa-video-games-old-man-gif-11676354

[maiden path]

the head makes no sense if you imagine them bald

same with polnareef

polnareff

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-vegeta-android-android18-dbz-gif-26077694

pol na on that reef

[maiden path]

imagine how much fucking head this guy has if you removed his hair

[spare talon]

not as bad as marge simpson

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/diavolo-diavolo-jojo-polnareff-jean-pierre-polnareff-king-crimson-gif-26573892

[maiden path]

simpsons needs to change up marges design

i wanna see her get old or something

[fleet zealot]

french man took so many Ls

it felt personal from araki

[maiden path]

there was some epsiode where she gets grey hair and i was like 'das cool as fuck they should keep it'

[fleet zealot]

like even i got to the point of like, ok, that's a bit too far

[maiden path]

oh my god

[spare talon]

hes so fruity in the manga what the hell

also that forehead

[maiden path]

im talking about his fucking forehead 😭

[fleet zealot]

did he even finish any stand users besides vanilla Ice? like anubis took control of him...

[spare talon]

like beat any/

?

[fleet zealot]

yea, like in a 1v1

[maiden path]

to be fair vanilla use took out iggy and fire black gy

guy

that fucker was a beast

ice

[spare talon]

yeah he did, he beat the guy we all suppressed out of our minds

[fleet zealot]

nah jotaro helped that one, the creepy shadow dude

he beat the devil

who was the Devil user

[spare talon]

oh did he really

i guess it really was supressed for me

[left iron]

@quaint verge Thanks for reminding

[quaint verge]

The cc combo

[fleet zealot]

Devo, or in the dub, Soul Sacrifice, the stand user of Ebony Devil, the devil tarot

[left iron]

They were both aimed at me as well

[maiden path]

i dont remember like 70% of the part 3 villians

they all mesh together as 'jotaro pulls another asspull to win'

[fleet zealot]

like i'm giving polnareff a bit of a break with vanilla ice cause ice was a monster and he was last crusader standing in that fight

but god damn

[quaint verge]

3 actually

[fleet zealot]

basically only 2 wins to his name for the entire saga

[fleet zealot]

it was very villain of the week, it wasn't until part 4 minor villains got there own development

[maiden path]

ik who can beat any villain of da week.

shanks d rat!!

GRAAH

https://tenor.com/view/shanks-gif-26545198

shanks d goat!!

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-robin-one-piece-nico-robin-cat-thought-gif-13316547533212218598

[maiden path]

shanks agenda!!

he can never lose!!

[fleet zealot]

robin got that tism so i love her

https://tenor.com/view/robin-demon-child-demonio-fleur-gif-27473608

[maiden path]

shanks no diff robin....

sorry 2 say..........

admiral agenda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL16-0--VgM

[fleet zealot]

only until robin gets haki

then it's joe over

she doesn't fight

she fucking murders

[maiden path]

oda forgot about everyone other then luffy and the new recruit thats actually a 12 year old

[fleet zealot]

straight up back breaks you from a mile away

[maiden path]

fights to kill but she couldnt even fight without USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOP

FUCK

wrong edit

sigh

ok this is the right one

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-anime-tears-crying-nico-robin-gif-16675110

okay i'll give you that

https://tenor.com/view/sogeking-one-piece-op-gif-22103721

[maiden path]

i sure hope one piece gets good writing again

its still insane to me they've released like 3 seperate kasrkin sets

but none had the visor

[ornate bone]

VIGOR

[spare dome]

robins devil fruit is an absurdity

I always wondered if she could just dupe herself and they've shown that yeah she totally can

and oda said she can dupe her eyes and can only dupe into spaces she can see so like ...

thats kinda everywhere

but all she does is break ur arm

[grizzled aspen]

open zealout chat
one piece mentioned
now leaving zealout chat

[round latch]

Run Heretic!

[maiden path]

what do i want on

big shotgun

[maiden path]

adds cool unique aspect to power

immediately fucks it

thank u oda

what the fuck is this u robot bastard

whats the dumpstat for thammer

[obsidian prairie]

Defenses

But that’s also the wrong hammer

[maiden path]

nop

i chcked..

u wont fool me

no more evis blunder

[grizzled aspen]

Nope, that's the wrong hammer.

[maiden path]

ive downloaded all darktide weapon knowledge into my brain

u cannot trick me

[grizzled aspen]

Ironhelm cleaves until you hit something you can ping.

[maiden path]

yea its already over

[grizzled aspen]

Have fun hitting a single poxwalker with like 4k damage when he steps between your hammer and the mauler you're trying to obliterate.

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/tower-of-god-rak-stupid-turtles-anime-mad-gif-17666448

[maiden path]

atleast i got 4

you cant do this to me

thank god it was a shit roll

[grizzled aspen]

That's a huge brick lmao.

[maiden path]

true

i dont have thrust 4

so anythings a brick

untill I get that

[grizzled aspen]

No, I meant the orange one.

Huge brick.

[maiden path]

both of them are bricks

stats on the second isnt great

ill probably use the second one

or not us thammer at all

[grizzled aspen]

First one is workable but it's a brick due to the weapon type.

[maiden path]

i have the power of aiming my weapon

[grizzled aspen]

Just swap momentum for thrust and change sprint efficiency to carapace/unyielding.

[maiden path]

and not shitting my empower on a dreg

[grizzled aspen]

You say that now...

[maiden path]

ive used thammer long enough

[grizzled aspen]

I'll see you in an hour when you have complaints about hitting a poxwalker instead of your intended target.

[maiden path]

anything that really needs to be hit will be heads above dregs

[grizzled aspen]

Unless it's a rager.

Which is what you want to use the ironhelm for anyway.

[north sedge]

you can hit anything in a crowd, there are ways

[maiden path]

got a shotgun anyway

if i miss twice ill just blow its top off

[grizzled aspen]

Yknow, considering you don't have to hit him directly in the face with an ironhelm due to how its cleave works.

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gif-425053564746124910

rager

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/alberich-ring-ring-the-legend-of-the-nibelungen-dwarf-nibelungen-gif-27156750

[opaque island]

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THAT SINCE I BEGAN TO PLAY. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED DNA IN CELLS THAT FILL MY BODY. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THAT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.”

[maiden path]

whats the max toughness stat on curios again

[sacred jay]

I aint never got higher than 16%

Tho i think ive seen 17% ones

[north sedge]

17

[sacred jay]

Man i wish i had 17 toughness curios

Or thrust and headtaker for thunder hammer

[fleet zealot]

nah she has gone sicko mode and just, paralyzed/instakilled peopl

[fleet zealot]

if you have spare melk coins

do the 250 gacha

probably the best place to farm curios since once you get the base they are easy to craft

or just check the shops regularly

[grizzled aspen]

Haha get washed idiot.

[drowsy steppe]

get mouthed on

[grizzled aspen]

I just call it good with 15% toughness and 20% hp curios at this point. Can't stand the weird couple extra/less points staring at me when I'm at full health/toughness.

And Emperor forbid I get a modifier on a curio that's less than 5% hp/toughness, that's an instant trash from me.

[ivory marlin]

Why aren’t you gray

[grizzled aspen]

Very OCD with my numbers.

[drowsy steppe]

Im not a minority anymore

[north sedge]

well, you do live in 1984, remember

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[drowsy steppe]

maybe hitler

[north sedge]

when something bad happened

[drowsy steppe]

the syndrome people

[unique elbow]

cool so I roll a really cool lasgun on zealot

[ivory marlin]

The dmg darcy has done is irreversible

[ripe quest]

Ever since I've labeled the pink names as "darcycore" I've seen a steady drop in active zealot go-ers w/ pink names

[drowsy steppe]

most fortuitous

[ivory marlin]

I miss my pink name for the solo fact that i could use animated emojis

[stable frigate]

I feel slightly afraid to ask about the "Pink names"

Being a lowly grey name

[maiden path]

there was a pink name who killed a man

and the mods had to call the police on him

haha jk

or am I jk or am i /srs...

[ripe quest]

They're from an era where NSFW was lowkey posted frequently, and in honor of such a time anyone who wasn't a degenerate received a pink name. Now, you may notice that there are only 49 pink names online compared to the 33k normal people. This is because a LOT of people were banned or they posted cringe.

[hard nexus]

in this server??

i don’t remember nsfw being posted

what era was that

[ripe quest]

Look at Josho's messages, sort by old.

[north sedge]

lol

[hard nexus]

josho freaky

[frozen glen]

i was not part of the freaky josho era

anyone who says otherwise is liar and smells bad

[left iron]

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-poke-yummers-the-boys-a-train-gif-14893938370811477423

[surreal shore]

Guys

What do you run with your eviserator ?

( don't say revolver )

[maiden path]

AUTOGUN

BAHAHAHBHAH

[surreal shore]

Hmm actually a good idea thx

[vagrant sage]

is the chainsword good for crowd control?

[north sedge]

chainsword has insane horde clear

[surreal shore]

If you mean horde clear

[vagrant sage]

yes

[surreal shore]

It's probably the best horde clear weapon in the game

[north sedge]

#zealot-class message this sums up the dirty times

[surreal shore]

If you mean actual CC our best weapon is indignatus crusher

For you know CCing things

[vagrant sage]

whats the diff between CC and horde clear

[surreal shore]

Ehm

[fleet zealot]

crusher knocks shit around but it's actually a beatstick now

great at handling thick armor packs

[surreal shore]

One clears horde the other one basically stuns enemies

[maiden path]

flamer with a reddot

[fleet zealot]

but it also kills everything, just nto as fast as other options

[maiden path]

ill nevah miss

[surreal shore]

And won't let them do anything

[visual stream]

yummers

[maiden path]

yummers

[vagrant sage]

so if im aiming at killing as many low tier ppl in crowd as fast as possible, is cc or horde clear better?

[surreal shore]

So let say rager crusher will knock it on its ass while chainsword doenst really

[surreal shore]

You Mean poxwalkers ?

The zombies?

[fleet zealot]

for poxwalkers specifically, chsword

[vagrant sage]

i think?

i have less than 10 hours in the game so

[surreal shore]

Chainsword yes

Although considering you are playing a zealot Dasher

[maiden path]

i have 2000 let me tell u what 2 do..

trust me

[hard nexus]

that was back when cica was here….

better days..

[maiden path]

first u equip dagger

[fleet zealot]

if you want to deal with bruisers and low tier elites mixed in better, you might want to swap to heavy sword or rashad combat axe, and if you wanna say fuck it, and just beatstick everything around, you go crusher maul

but chsword has the fastest chaff clear for a melee weapon in the game

[surreal shore]

Considering using eviserator chainsword is more of weapon for classes who don't have acess to that weapon @vagrant sage

Also

Eviserator is the two handed chainsword

[left iron]

Chord

[hard nexus]

chub

[fleet zealot]

eviscerator is imo worse than chsword against smaller targets

evi shines more into armor

[hard nexus]

chose

[fleet zealot]

chsword

[surreal shore]

Yes but they will have easier time against mix hordes

[hard nexus]

what the fuck

cho

de

is blocked

??

but cock penis shaft nuts and balls isn’t???

[surreal shore]

Cuz eviserator can stun ragers in mix hordes

[fleet zealot]

yea, true, if you want to keep the chain aesthetic, but at that point i'd move to rashad

[fleet zealot]

oh okay so don't worry too much until you are level 30

just try out different weapons and find what you like

[surreal shore]

Yeah don't worry man

[fleet zealot]

basically everything is viable somewhat in endgame

[frozen glen]

do not go to youtube for darktide

[fleet zealot]

don't go to gameslanter either

[surreal shore]

Plus wait till you discover thunder hammer

I remember my first time using crucis

[hard nexus]

CC is crown control, so usually will be staggering and stunning, but not killing many, while horde clear will just kill the horde

[surreal shore]

One shotting a boss on sedition xD

[drowsy steppe]

I can vouch for jtc and telo being good dt youtubers. Maybe ryken

[surreal shore]

Telepots?

[drowsy steppe]

ye

[hard nexus]

usually CC can affect notably more targets (smite on psyker, crucius thunder hammer heavies) but horde clear will affect less but still kill a lot

[surreal shore]

I played with him twice

[hard nexus]

some just do both well though

[surreal shore]

He kept getting me killed

[hard nexus]

(heavy sword, flamer, illisi)

[surreal shore]

Unintentionally xD

[drowsy steppe]

skill issue

[surreal shore]

He knifed a buster on the ground while I was trying to get a teamate up

But he is really good player just very aggressive

[median steeple]

Did you perhaps play on EU servers?

[vagrant sage]

got it

[surreal shore]

Yes ?

[median steeple]

I think you got matched with a someone from the UK

[surreal shore]

What you mean ?

I know for fact that was telepot man xD

[surreal shore]

Were you in the stream ?

[median steeple]

No I was making a british stabbing joke since my comedy brain is drained

[surreal shore]

That was very off xD

[pale spindle]

wait im confuised

do I need to do this once?

or 40 times?

and the bar is just saying the max distance

[surreal shore]

40 meter once

[drowsy steppe]

yes

[surreal shore]

It means max distance you done it is 20

[median steeple]

consignment yard is one of the easier ways to do it

[surreal shore]

Yes

[median steeple]

also the bridge in that one mission where you have to wait for the elevator

I forgot it

damn

[drowsy steppe]

I was totally a different person a year ago damn

[median steeple]

the stupid fucking water reservoir mission

[surreal shore]

Who was the zealot guy

Who was really good

With thunder hammer god I forgot his name

He had a 550 crucis

[pale spindle]

is it possible to get penances while using the solo mod?

[left iron]

Mal, e-wife phase

[north sedge]

laz

[surreal shore]

Isn't mal a dude ?

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[left iron]

Yes, whats your point?

[drowsy steppe]

well that was when I got mistaken for being a girl multiple times

and I lean into it for a time

[median steeple]

slay queen

[surreal shore]

Damn

Every time someone said that I am reminded of our queen

[hard nexus]

okay and

[surreal shore]

RIP Elizabeth II

[hard nexus]

malewife's are pawesome

[stable frigate]

i returned back to my computer to see this... good lord LMAO

[surreal shore]

Internet brainrot

[hard nexus]

i didnt get a pink name

i wasnt degenerate

i dont think

[left iron]

You misunderstood

The people with purple names are the non-degenerate ones

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[median steeple]

RIP old vet chat

[surreal shore]

Yeah uh

[hard nexus]

yeah i wasnt degenerate

[median steeple]

the many people who got banned for being those type of 40k fans

[hard nexus]

so where is my purple

[hard nexus]

let that shit rot

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[surreal shore]

RIP OLD ogryn chat i left the game for 3 months I came back see ogryn chat is completely purged

[hard nexus]

it was so bad

[median steeple]

jamie post the racist ogryn image

[hard nexus]

yeah old ogryn chat was

[stable frigate]

so are we talking obscenely horny or obscenely gorey?

[hard nexus]

guh

[hard nexus]

mostly horny

i think

it was like

femboy stuff

[median steeple]

the gore was memes

[hard nexus]

oh

pawesome

u remember more than i do

also hai psuycho

[surreal shore]

The dude who use the F word ? I think he was talking about cigarettes its british slang for those xD

[hard nexus]

pscyuho

soycho

soy

soyyyyy

soylent

[median steeple]

no not homophobic but that did exist

like racism

[north sedge]

jamie?

[hard nexus]

jarvis

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/obsessed-joe-rogan-gif-23966117

[north sedge]

he is an ogryn yea

[hard nexus]

its kinda funny how one of ogryn's keystones is basically just a normal node for zealot

(heavy hitter)

[surreal shore]

I mean

Ogryn gets thunder hammer without any self stun

(Branx pickaxe)

[drowsy steppe]

ogryn players getting the racist reputation is such an ironic hilarity

[royal vortex]

branx is significantly worse into unyielding than the thammer

[surreal shore]

Yes but you see self stun

[hard nexus]

branx is stupid and smelly

[surreal shore]

Plus we get flat 30%

[hard nexus]

yes but you see plage ogryn 3 shot

[surreal shore]

Against monstrosities

[median steeple]

self stun is only a limiter if you allow it

[hard nexus]

psycho u didnt say hi to me just say u hate me

[royal vortex]

against ogryn enemies

[surreal shore]

6/7 shot with crunch

[royal vortex]

you don't get it into the other boss types

[maiden path]

whens the estimation that itemisation is coming out

[royal vortex]

when they redefine sickle to small scythe

[north sedge]

ohhh fuck

[hard nexus]

never

[maiden path]

i explained myself and the sickle argument was bad one!!

[surreal shore]

Oh yeah true just against plague ogryns xD

[maiden path]

it didnt make sense!!

[drowsy steppe]

in a timeframe incomprehensible

[north sedge]

also, the self stun on the hammer is practically nothing

[maiden path]

i reframed it!!

no more sickle jokes!!

[royal vortex]

generically zealot gets +20% inf/unyielding

[hard nexus]

im sick of the jokes!!

:3

[maiden path]

exactly

chat shape up

[surreal shore]

Anyway ogryn gets rending

Zealot doesn't

[north sedge]

yea, someone with small scythe cell anemia might get offended

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[surreal shore]

Ogryn>zealot

[royal vortex]

what is the rending doing for you

[maiden path]

exatly

[median steeple]

bravo vince

[signal nymph]

trashcan>zealot

[hard nexus]

trying to think of another sickle joke

but

its failing

[surreal shore]

No idea just cut it by 1/4 more damage xD

[maiden path]

vince make the 30 minute sex scene with kim

[stable frigate]

something something suffer not the mutant-

[maiden path]

vince kim feet

[median steeple]

death

[surreal shore]

We also actually get ranged subclass unlike you