#zealot-class
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I spent like 6 seconds doing heavies on a a mutie
but then killed it in like 2 smachs with light
das cause when u use axe havies on a mutie it does less damage
for some reason
just lights
i have no clue why
chat look what I found
PILE BUNKER
updated belated not satiated
When are you gonna learn im your biggest hater
Put me on to some of your Zealot Builds please
ok first game and the team fucking stands around and fights the never ending horde
and dies doing it
instead of ressing the two people down
shitass gameslantern builds
Nah we need to be nerfed
I wonder how many people been fooled with that shit build

Gotta test the new crosshair for the Shredder though
It feels weird
But it's probably better
Yo VT2 question
Can you get both Power vs Skaven and Power vs Chaos on the same weapon
I rerolled my shit 150 times
Will get one but not both
dont think so
You can only have Power vs. Skaven+Chaos lines together on the Charm.
it seems it only possible on Charm
It's funny that my charm with both powers is what baited me into thinking it could be on the weapon too
Thank you
nope thats prohibited
only on charms sorry
yeah, Charm is like the best in terms of possible stuff you can roll
they are way more annoying than plasteel idk why but i just prefer darktide gambling over vt2
vt2 was easier but it was just shit imho
Vt2 was easier but it was just spam rerolls and a stale meta
No interesting blessings
Block cost reduction and stam
if anything those were all on chaos wastes
which is worse RNG than current DT imho
Chaos wastes is meant to be a fun rogue lite alternative idk
Dt is also just smoother and more reactive
it is but it had some unique blessings that would have been a decent addition to VT2 gameplay
Like vt2 is smooth and reactive but going back after playing darktide
It’s def aged
Sliding sprinting vaulting, dodge count and stamina being separated
people hate the you cant tie stamina and dodge thats illegal
and yknow sprinting and bashing
but i like this more
i just wish this was more experimented upon like psyker laspistol
also 83 is fucking insane those guys were struggling with dreg hordes
Yea a lot of stuff like that is just never finished/worked on cause they couldnt get more delays
feel free to screenshot. ik it goes hard
wait what mod makes it so you can use diff weapons on poses?
Going hard or hardly going?
idk lol
i think its bugged
perfect outfit for it though
both 😏
hadron shits in my diner once again
the mod I used to make the kasrkin has a problem with not saving when you leave the game
im scared kasrkin will be gone if I close darktide
god bless u random bug that lets me use plasma in my pose
oppertunist was better fight me
Damn so these builds blow horse pp?
for shock maul does the parry stun inflict skullcrusher?
The game lantern link that @ember yew posted
Some of them have legit talent tree setup
i'd directly ask some of the more senior members of da zealot chat
Naptide
All of these suck big ass balls
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a4fa304-0b88-4cf8-827a-d0435327a8c3/zealot-meta-no-stealth
but this says meta!
i love ass balls
That’s atrocious
wtf is this
i do think inspiring barrage autopistol has a place but not anything meta
Even my RaCHAD never die build isn’t that bad
There's some good ones
but all of them require manual review
Drey

That’s it
quick question is the shared effect from blazing piety node worth taking now
no
No
👍
If I see someone I laugh
i kinda want to take it but its still too shit to take it lol
i thought maybe 10% shared crit was fine but the node leading into it is terrible
least +10% crit to all in coherency is sometimes double the effect of a aura lol
idk why they thought toughness on activation would be good
it works on psyker so why not zealot
:3
it ended up quite stupid
Zealot it for me is the most fun to play, I’m just struggling to find an optimal build not a big fan of my squish factor i have going on. Like I can deal some major dmg in auric heresy. It just feels like If I get sneezed on my ass will get downed
maybe from crit kills
I also feel like I have to rely on decent blessing but hadron just pickles my dick in a jar when I try and I blow all my plasteel and diamantine
its probably your build because zealot has like 500 million ways to get damage reduction
what're you running?
I’ll send it to to a sec in a game
wrong chat sorry
did u guys know zealot is cunty and wears a waist binder
or whtever there called
serving vagina
or whatever twitter says
i eat paprika like an apple
fallingstar beast has entered its 2nd phase by destroing my FPS on a laptop with 3060
a laptop 3060 isnt very gud first off sadly, then it prolly getting choked by the heat
Hands-down, one of the worst bosses not including DLC
i know
but hey better than not
blowing fans on it makes darktide run smooth
Idk if my brain is mush from all the TBI’s but it’s not letting me send any pictures in here
i have a 3060ti with a 1440p monitor this game is struggling
you need to be red
Like I said brain mush I can’t find that in any roles
just type here more
Does nobody play Orthus Offensive anymore? I’m just tryin to get this Damnation insignia 😭
why does the coat bald guy have the bottom half of a kreig gas mask
a grenadiers gas mask
Does drip recognize drip?
drip need a purpose..
i dont even think the bottom skull half works
its a cover for the actual mask
ok now im even more lost
grenadiers dont have a weird bottom half gas mask
why the fuck does he have a death korps of krieg inspired half gas mask
HOLY SHIT
I AM SUPERHUMAN
Thats me irl
what set does this funny hat go to
It's not krieg it's Steel Legion because he's from Armaggedon
but mind you originally Kriegs started as a kitbash of Steel Legion
It's standalone
skarsnik hat
Ok
It might've been a bad idea to bring flamer on a sniper gauntlet vent purge
On the map notorious for bullshit snipers
That was pretty bad
which map
I forgot the name
The one where you have to set up the skylinks
Big empty space with a platform up high where snipers can sit
Safe to say we did not last long in that final event
Two ogryns and two zealots
Ironically enough trapper was the one to finish us off
Even in sniper gauntlet its always the damn trappers
Anyone know what the best FOV to use is as a knife zealot?
Is there not supposed to be any audio😭
Oh nevermind i hear it
That is horrifying
what blessings should i have on the catachan mk 3 combat blade?
The knife is a tough one cuz there are a lot of great blessings, and thus a lot of combos
Probably a standard one us uncanny strike paired with riposte/precog/flesh tearer
hows the tac 7 now?
But other combos exist but I think the only one on the same level as these is precog/riposte which only works of you're already hyper focusing on crit in the talent tree
But it's what I personally use
what are the most optimal blessings for the shock maul?
Recommendation: Indignatus with Skull Crusher, High Voltage. For Zealot, Unarmoured and Flak, and you can't reach bruiser 1 shot on H1 without stacks of sustained, or stamina depletion bonus. For Veteran, you must choose which bruiser breakpoint you want to hit, since you can't hit both. So 10% weakspot and Flak, or 10% weakspot and unarmoured. I went with Flak.
thanks!
With precision strikes and all the melee DMG nodes?
I have no idea but here is the full comment:
Agni vs Indignatus:
I solo'd a T5 HISG with both versions on both Veteran and Zealot. They are decently strong weapons, with their main weakness being abyssmal boss damage. The majority of the weapon power comes from High Voltage and Skull Crusher combining for 105% weapon damage, but you are unable to stagger bosses with any combination of blessings or talents, including Falter, so your boss damage is very low. My initial impression of the weapons was that they are very strong, but the more I used it the more I felt the low boss damage is a much larger issue, since it limits your ranged weapon choices.
Weapon special stuns Bulwarks from the front, and instantly stacks skull crusher to 8, allowing very quick kills. This works on all Elites, although this can be messy when other targets are around.
Indignatus is objectively better for damage in that it does more AoE and single target DPS. However, the moveset does come down to preference.
For Agni, your H1 is an overhead, which gives faster access to overheads, but you have to loop in lights for single target, resulting in lower single target DPS. You also have to start out AoE with L1, which means you have less stagger and upfront AoE when entering hordes, but it comes off quicker. It's also easier to loop into heavies during AoE if you exit the main AoE chain.
For Indignatus, your single target DPS is better as H2 and H3 are both overheads and loop. This is very good for killing Crusher and Bulwark, as weapon special will stun them, procing max stacks of Skull Crusher and High Voltage, letting your next 2-3 looped heavies kill them very quickly and safely. Easily some of the safest and quickest elite killing. Your AoE starts out with a heavy which can reach Bruiser 1 shot, and has good 2nd and 3rd target damage, resulting in strong AoE. The main issue is that if you ever do anything other than H1 > L > H1, you can not loop back into H1, so you must block cancel if you have to push, special, do an extra L or H. This is annoying.
Skull Crusher is the clear top blessing, with High Voltage also very good. Nothing else gives good damage - Thrust is a massive DPS loss over literally having no blessing, since stacking thurst to 3x for 60% damage is the same as attacking twice for 100% damage. If Opportunist was 25% rend at all times it would still not change many breakpoints, and often won't proc reliably enough to change hits to kill. Using weapon special on armoured elite, it's best case scenario, it's as just good as High Volatge, which means there's zero reason to ever pick it. Falter does literally nothing since it can't help you stun bosses, and it already stuns crushers and bulwarks without it. Entropic doesn't help vs Crushers and Maulers, since you still take damage from blocking their attacks, and only helps vs Ragers, who you already can stun easily with lights (Zealot) or special (Veteran/Psyker).
Recommendation: Indignatus with Skull Crusher, High Voltage. For Zealot, Unarmoured and Flak, and you can't reach bruiser 1 shot on H1 without stacks of sustained, or stamina depletion bonus. For Veteran, you must choose which bruiser breakpoint you want to hit, since you can't hit both. So 10% weakspot and Flak, or 10% weakspot and unarmoured. I went with Flak.
NERD
Greetings, devotees of the Beneficent Emperor. I come to share knowledge, in the hopes that you propser in His light.
you yap worse than 6 barbers
For those among us who are yet to get the infamous "Just a Flesh Wound" Pennace, I recommend the usual stealth/knife build on Archivum Sycorax.
How should I build a knife?
Indig best maul
i just ran uprising twins lol
but yeah, that's good advice. archivum, enclavum baross, there was another good map to speedrun
hab drakyo I think?
ER
Flesh wound is heresy
I keep on forgetting LOL
I also did the twins for that, the uprising one was for killing them at the same time and bombs, that's right
have any modifiers besides mobility that are high. Perk choice can be any combination of flak,maniac,unyielding. Uncanny strike, precog, riposte are the 3 good blessings to have.
whats a good perk for a knife
any combination of flak,maniac,unyielding.
Flak is the regular armor, carapace is the heavy armor the ogryns, the guys with the welding mask and some other ennemies have
@left iron what does brain rupture do
@ripe quest
@south folio
It connect their mind to the internet
oh nvm
Knife with Flesh Tearer. Better to combine with Uncanny Strike or Riposte?
Uncanny, rending provided by the blessing affect DoTs iirc
Uncanny always with FT
That was a weird picture.
little ones
70 prob wouldn't make or break it
finally
40g of proteins
the good Chainaxe blessings were Headtaker and Slaughterer, right?
my name is Brian Rupture
thrust as well
sadly I don't have that
what I do have is this
and melk is selling a Slaughterer 4
yea that would be good
for mk4 yes
Seems I got lucky then 🙂
flak or elites both good

I see these apartment esque buildings all over the joint. I really hope we get to fight on one of these exterior walkways at somepoint in the future. Closest we get to a proper apartment brawl is Dreyko and I think the concept still has untapped potential.
same, just had a thought that it would be cool to return into the jail
maybe to make an escape for some character

HELLO ICE

Hey Stan
absolutely peak gamepaly
About to head into Brunt's slot machine, what stats do I want for the Flamer?
Burn, ammo and range from memory
I think it's 76 burn for max effectiveness?
Cloud radius, not range
You know what I mean
Is damage the dump stat or is that mobility?
Cause I've got one with 80 damage, 80 ammo, 65 burn and 76 radius
And another with 35D, 80A, 74B and 66R
Scratch that second one, was looking at the wrong one
The second candidate for upgrading has 63 damage, 63 ammo, 76 burn and 77 radius
ogryn aggros daemonhost mid horde and plants shield, dh tps behind him, ogryn doesn't unplant and just gets beat to death
psyker is using purge staff to puff spam a single rager in the corner instead of helping with the horde
looks like its about to cry 😭
Why is splongus so sad
not the smartest of the bunch
it wasn't , i got cornered and pounded by crushers
my fault tho
for running exec stance vet
if i see purg staff or smite i just know we're about to carry the psyker
purge and smite is like
so player dependant, it's bipolar
literally best or worst player
even if ur good at it, you're subjecting your teammates to the most boring gameplay they're about to see if you happen to be last alive
about to take 15 minutes to rez because you have to kite everything for it to be useful
that's my rule, if i'm dead longer than 5 minutes i just leave
idc about winning anymore i just wanna play the game 😭
bruh
purg staff is still like
one of psykers best
smite is kinda dogass i agree with that but purg is really hard to be shit with
if by smite you mean surge staff
Weird how so many purge psykers are shit in spite of that
it can be the best but that doesn't stop it from being boring and annoying
pov purg psyker
purge boring but flamer isnt?
ok you're not biased then good
if the staff and build is done right
you only need to do like one charge of purg and everything dies
zealot gameplay only looks exciting because "ooooh im moving around so much woaaawww!!!!"
but in reality its as boring as every other
Mfs acting like these weapons/abilities just destroy your keyboard when someone uses them
yeah but pressing a million buttons while in the zone is much more fun than holding down m2 and dodging every once in a while
idk what you're pressing on zealot but anything other than w and spamming m1/holding m1 is excessive
Purg is far from the best staff, who the hell told you that?
myself from using it and comparing to the others?
its one of the best
I would recommend Voidstrike.

i do enjoy gunpsyker
voidstrike trauma purgatus
Says purge/smite psyker is boring
Uses gunpsyker
thats the only correct order
psyker is in need of better staves though 10000%
everything else is pretty shit
is in need of more staves*
just in general
i havent touched psyker in like
almost 2 years atp lmao
i used to main it though and i switched because the only exciting thing to use was the force swords
i think i just like melee combat rather than ranged
How do you deal with gunners?
im just very good with everything but ogryn
when psyker has one of the best melee weapons in the game but they use the lamest items in the armory
😔
wdym
if im purgatus im brainbursting long range
Hordes of gunners, hordes of reapers, how do you handle them with the flamethrower with almost no range?
i brainburst the furthest targets then get close with purgatus and kill them all in 5s?
Psyker has brain burst, shards, a literal fucking shield
almost no range is also just plain out fake
brain burst a couple of them and let perilous combustion kill them all
hai psycho
Halli
who created that word
hai cole

Purge has really good cleave and you can just puff the gunners once and they'll be stunned, and it's long enough to get into melee
is it not infinite cleave?
Psyker has "cool Dino facts :3":tm:
it is
me n who
Run from cover to cover at a certain angle
LMB puff to stagger
Profit
Don't need shields or assail when I have Trauma or Void.
Or you know
wow a certain build is better at dealing with certain things
who POSSIBLY
People can run varied loadouts since psyker has the flexibility
could’ve seen that coming
dont need shields assail trauma or void when i have brainburst perilous combustion/purgatus
Sorry guys we can't use anything else anymore since zarona exists
dont need any buttons other than w and m2
sorry guys combat knife and zarona and charge and blazing piety only
ok
i think some psyker mains use assial to snipe stuff when using trauma
Madness my beloved
I am confused bythis
trauma + assail/brainburst
purgatus + brainburst
voidstrike + assail
surge doesnt exist
surge needs buffs
to get buffed or reworked again
you really d ont need assail with void
i take smite for pathing and then pretend it doesn't exist
i have never seen the show in your pfp but my partner keeps trying to ship us as the couple. is this a cool thing or a cringe thing
No honor among thieves
shouldnt be the case
It's very random
your meme?
erm name all dinosaurs
just use gunpsyker and you wont have these problems
I love the staff with all my heart but it's very inconsistent
the duelist sword should be adopted by a class that would actually appreciete it
Brother why would I play the magic class and use GUNS when the GUN CLASS is over there
magic bullets
if there was a unique interaction between bullets n psyker powers that’d be pretty cool
The only time magic bullets are cool is when it's like DnD or something
my brother in christ you made the class
Gunlock my beloved
gunsyker was always shit people just coped by playing in stacks/getting lucky
strong disagree gunpsyker is braindead easy
i keep forgetting that my opinions are biased because i ALWAYS play pugs
schizophrenic rambling
Scrier and marked stacks is strong asf for gunpsyker
gunsyker doesnt hold any candles to the good staffs
Put respect on the inquisitor's name
Her name is Disrupt Destiny
Heinrix the goat
Skill issue
the only sign that you have a good psyker on your team is when your screen is 99% special effects the whole game
everything is dead but your total vision was 0 the whole game
voidstrike surge, trauma?
oh and purg
i meant surge with voidstrike
ah
LMAO
We should kissfrfr
on my way rn
get ready to taste strawberries
Reminds me of this
can monhun wilds come out already
from pygex's guide
Even though Surge cannot reliably hit good one shot thresholds without crits, it can reach guaranteed kills within two shots on fully charged shots on all human sized elites and specials when using +Flak and +Elite, fully stacked Warp Battery, a fully stacked Perfect Timing and using Warp Rider talent as well. Having a fully stacked Battery and Perfect Timing is completely realistic given the nature of the staff as well as the increased critical hit chance of it.

i need another game to dump 6k hours into
Actually i got it from elsewhere
nioh 2
LMAO
Destiny
Warframe
First descendant
I'm #1 wingman clearly
warframe is the only game in that list i will bother to keep playijng
My team comp is abelard cassia ulfar ylriet and heinrix
I need to give this game a real shot
but i already play warframe
So in short you gotta have the stars align
Tried for 30 min but it's combat didn't fully click for me so I set it down for later
Love pascal
with 400 buffs you can still only 2 shot enemies everything else one shots
I might boot ylriet entirely for heinrix
hell yeah
its genuinely the best action game i ever played.
Make sure to actually use ki stance changes, and not just use a high or mid stance and dodge roll like a ds3 coper
pregnant warframe
Donot
bad opinion, death.
@spare talon get the clip
im convinced those people who said i have a bad opinion never played nioh 2 seriously / the way its intneded
Your bugging
Yeah the stance changes was something I was trying go use but it just wasn't clicking right
nah you're just wrong
after everytime you end a string, stance change.
not a hard fact to wrap your head around
Nioh 2 is quite literally the best soulslike until lies of p came out
enjoy your wrong opinion tho power to you
who wants to gank invaders with me in elden ring seamless 
@spare talon nioh 2 and DMC5 is goated in the action game community.
order of fromsoft games is as follows (objective fact)
- Sekiro
- ds3
- bloodborne
- elden ring
all are better than nioh 2
i rather play AC than ds3

(i never played nioh 2)
lmao someone didn't like getting invaded
Sekiro Glazer detected
proved my point
pick up the sticks lil bro
oh i don’t care about the pvp i just think that elden ring is mediocre
fair
reused bosses, slog of an open world
Elden ring invasions suck fat ass
bloodborne pvp my beloved....i miss you so much...
you missing out so much of the game not stance changing
the only thing you NEED to use is recreational amounts of paint thinner
Since you're guaranteed to get ganked with two billion ash of wars
four bazillion games to get thru
I don't mind being ganked in ds3 or 1
honestly getting ganked as an invader just teaches you to 2v1
Gank the gankers with midra's greatsword
But in ER it's bad
mr josho since you are here.
for shock maul does the parry stun inflict skullcrusher?
also does skullcrusher get reset on different targets?
i got bright memory infinite, and resident evil 7 n 8 which i need to play first
i knew you were online
no to the first one and i do not know what you mean by the second
hi josho
bad take but go off
like if you have 3 stacks of skull crusher, then you switch targets, do you still have 3 stack?
i'd say its above average than mediocre
i need to do the daily blue archive
skullcrusher is a 5 second debuff applied to enemies
i mean compared to the other games
thanks, i thought it was a buff
still above average
the timer is reset on any hit that would apply it again
ccan you just give shock maul uncanny strike already so i never have to use knife again
does first hit apply skullcrusher?
if it staggers
Has anyone here played Rounds
i played through all of those others at least 10 times each, was geniunely a lot of fun, but elden ring i felt absolutely zero urge to replay
I love Rounds
pushes can apply it as well

and the dlc was more or less the same
though the DLC was def better than base game significantly
thats because elden ring is an open world and the others arent
yeah
no matter the game, open world is always boring to replay
that’s my main issue
saul special does not apply skullcrusher i think, specifically on bulwarks if you hit the shield it applies 1 instance (so at t4 you'll get 4 stacks or 40% damage) to them with the special
I just wish shadow keep wasnt just a massive storehouse
the open world being as big as it is takes away a lot of the enjoyment for me
@spare talon when you do play nioh 2, join the game discord,
They are an amazing community and will help you out
yeah 7 floor sens funhouse
so epic
dlc was "waow omg look bright lights im so entertained i dont even need subway surfers!!!" inspired
It's so fun
legit superflashy just to grab attention of people on tiktok who see clips of it
I farmed yoshitsune for an hour straight just to get the soyahamaru skill
Shadow fortress is nowhere near as bad as sens
first clip would make me alt f4
Im saying its not a diverse area
waiter waiter more boss bum rushing me out the fog gate please more lingering AOEs please
more BULLSHIT
Just a very tall storehouse
Because it has a cool boss at the end compared to the fucking Iron Golem
Gaius got fixed
i vote that elden ring should get a gravelord faction end post
nah the attacks arent really bullshit or the bum rushing isnt a problem
just too flashy
unnecessarily
it’s just tedious
base game has a well-balanced flashiness
yeah i can agree with that
anyone plays DRG?
The bosses jumping you as soon as you get through the fog wall is great
also dodging a 7 hit combo for a single hit of opening just isn’t very fun
most of my issues about the dlc as a pvp player are all the dlc weapons are either busted or dogshit
i always wonder why i can't ever get myself to like the game but i like DT
dlc is peak, new weapons are peak , story peak, enviroments...peak, pvp....peakkkkkkk
people do agree that midra is one of the best bosses
i beat you 3 times lil bro
my favorite bosses were bayle and romina
just invade don't play arena
i beat you 20
arena is cancer
while you were 30 levels higher
midra was meh
while using weaker weapons.
that 3-20 score remains unbeaten
mhm
"just shoot yourself in the brain instead of doing crack"
good idea
oh yeah and her
i liked her too
i killed her second try which made me sad cuz i wanna fight her again
i liked the divine lion with its unique soundtrack
lmao invasions are easier than pvp because you aren't fighting tryhards 100% of the time
i am a tryhard
i know
bayle genuinely looks like the cover for diablo 3
also id rather fight 50 tryhards than do 50 gank invasions
at least from the tryhards i learn something
from the ganks i just have a shit experience if i dont use a cheese weapon
id rather fight 1000 aow spammers than another offhand halberd confirm combo reddit weirdo
Getting ganked by 3 different status builds 
yeah how to flowchart combo lmao
is it weird that scadutree avatar took me more attempts than bayle and rellana combined
that combo isnt real anyways
i am not too fond of that boss
only if you're shit
ok lil bro whatever u say
i killed bayle third try (i think i just got really lucky with the boss aggroing on igon)
The only thing I wish Elden ring had was covenants
u got it
I miss being blue
real
Darkmoons my beloved
i liked it
most pvp players are ass unless they take it seriously
I fought Bayley for like 5 hours
you can mald all you want but im just stating the facts
that’s me!
thank god i will never take video games seriously
lmfao
some dlc scaling is ass
Then I fucking first tried him when I gave up and used igon
like the ancient dragon man fight he does a shitton of damage
every time i get summoned for bayle the host dies so fast
Because the fight is in water
real
CURSE YOUUUU BAYYLLEEEE
Which affects lightning spells
im not talking about the ancient dragon
And I did all my attempts forgetting that I got the dragon katana a while back
ancient dragon MAN
this is the only good elden ring dlc weapon
i did not use that thing at all lfmao
i stopped helping people vs bosses because it was just me soloing the boss while everyone else was whacking in the corner to their ranni marriage or whatever the fuck people do on redit
i think the plants vs zombies sunflower is also pawesome
yeah it's pretty funny to use
The fucking NPC fight?
It's like how on my first playthough
I killed rykard not knowing the weapon I found in the arena was a gimmick weapon for the fight
So I killed him with dual greatswords standing in the lava
yes
how
laba
he did alotta damage
and it wasnt clear what blessing level i shouldve been
i first tried every boss except messmer and the final boss
out of all the bosses
I make typos a lot on my phone and the last word doesn't have a chance to get corrected before I send
So the last word is typically wrong
me when i invade in darklight dungeon and i spam fia's mist
okay mister badass
At least I'm not stan
best ost in the dlc
WRONG!!!
leda fight and scadutree avatar and and
there’s one more
bayle
andndndndndndndn
i can’t think of the other one
skibidi
yes tbh at
midra
that
more like MIDra
leda fight was so fun man! the 20k hp npcs with heals so technically 25k
was really boring
mid
the funny samurai monkey ost
genuine skill issue
it was legit "average invasion but they have x10 hp"
agreed
I put nameless and dancing lion in the same category that is "Holy fuck my camera" and nameless clears DL
that fight is hella easy
Since he's got a banging second phase
i didnt say it was hard.
i said what wep im using like probably 40 times
backhand blades 🤓
i was using heavy caestus
bruh
which one
milady is so peak
no wonder you thought it was boring
???
i gave up on fallingstar beast
spirit ashes
and its the selia tunnel one
Thoughts on first target being so low?
yamato you're very close to getting added to the bad take list
get the gravity staff and rock sling
play the dlc and use these against fallingstar and you will kill it ez pz
ez dub
bad because you lose lots of dmg mult
use it until you get a better one tho
oh noooooooo not the bad take list
dont trash it
my wish for itemization would be to just have the modifiers be slideable
the reddit list because you didn't recommend the minmax option
🤫
been summoning the funny sniper underground guy
in the dlc theres a spirit ash
BYE BYE!! 🤫🧏♀️
you have a 380 weapon and penentration is 20%? just take 60% from mobility and add it to pen
insanely tanky and good dmg, good stance dmg
i was testing him out at lvl one and died instantly ngl
i wish i could add to pen irl 😔
just get carried or smt
its ok ill just drop you all the dlc items
mohg is super weak to swarm of flies
Godefroy clears the dlc btw
im not even near radahn
Peak boss
just roll through nihil duh 
does he still get oneshotted from azure
No
good for him
idk i don't use int skills in elden ring 🥱
terra magicka and cerulean was nerfed in the patch before the dlc
building toward int/faith to do some casting
But not like you need Azura since you can kill him before he starts counting
strength faith pyro
sounds fun
its good for invading
stop invading my lobby >:(
sorry its funny
:(
Im gonna deathblight backstab you for 20 minutes
im gonna sit on your elevator and not move for 40
anyways had a guy who uh
shoot shotgun crossbow sleep darts and then instakill you
or something
lmao
i was like lvl 10 at that point
@lean lark show the dual doublr crossbow
what
thats not a reddit approved build
follow grace, tarnished
i missed half of them for 30 minuites
You missed a merchant grace
anyways now im in front of margitt
havent fought him yet
met alexander and him somehow fitting inside that mineshaft
This weapon deals like no light attack damage I am seeing, so it's purely a heavy attack sword?
i assure you it kills chaffs p easily
chaffs?
plaguebearers
50kg bomb instantly teleported into the victims head
it remotely slams a desk corner to the victim's head
it makes you remember every embarassing moment in your life all at once
At least put a trigger warning or something man
LET MADNESS TAKE THE WORLD
(side talk, i write shitty crossover fanfics regarding this chat's topic and the one i posted that got cole triggd)
You were the one that didn't put a w*man TW
They're scary 
no idea what you're talking about stop giving me ideas
wha they use autoguns
unless im stupid
stalkers still use lasguns p sure?
does this man look like he has an autogun
in game they use autoguns wtf
poor guy
oh shit sweet plasma gun
igon and aldia getting the award for best souls dialogue
even faster than mg4 i think
a lasgun variant that WE DONT GET
btw
it also has a folding stock
that has been folded
it do be annoying
bout to say the blue lasgun has a folding stock
i genuinely want the scab gunner lasrifle so bad
we dont get his cleaver
i can see the awkward moveset from here
also scab shooters get a bayonet
we have a bayonet but you have to use the helbore, of course this could be remedied if they actually added the weapon customization thing 2 years ago
but this isn't cod
Mom freaky asf
best blessings for agni shock maul?
Skullcrusher
High voltage
And then either lightning reflexes or skullcrusher to go with it
Choose 4 for me Stuff on the same line are mutually exclusive
Earthshaper <> Technomancer
Kelvinist <> Stormshaper
Magus <> Animist
Biomancer <> Druid
rrll
I reject your reality and impose my own
I take all of them
I mean, i could put in the addon that lets me go for all of them
But it makes the game super easy
Stormshaper, for example, has almost no AoE but has high armor pierce against things that dont resist lightning, and kelvinist is the exact opposite
time to spam blue archive
Oh my god they really are children
I thought it was a joke
are you talking about wrath of the righteous?
Nah, CDDA
guh
id joke about age unknown students too but technically yknow
they aint grownups still
i do have a working theorem about them that i base around when i write shit about em but not like i write good
🤡
Thanks
Are there any spreadsheets comparing the DPS of various melee weapons?
sharks are unique that when you turn them over, upside down, they immediately go to sleep
all you have to do is get the thing nose down or more and it just zonks out and goes docile
it's tarantula season here in Texas
hands down coolest spider species and top tier spiderbro
the ancient pacts have been honored
Best perks for shock mauls? Mine got unyielding as one. I am switching sprint efficiency out, but to what?
id scream if it somehow climb up into my room but looks cool regardless
I don't think I ever saw a tarantula in all my 34 years living in Texas. Who knows if they were in the Dallas area.
They definitely aren't up here in Pennsylvania.
I gotta watch this in it's entirety
pls do, its pretty good and I love it 
I'm in the Dallas area and there's actually a tarantula only a few feet away from me
Tarantulas seem cool, but I think Aussies prob have the best spider bros
oh definitely
anyone wanna help in defeating the karnak twins 4 times
(Does this still count)
I knew you were going to post a pet, lmao
I work at a pet store
( yes thank u )
There's 6 of them actually
Oh nice. Petco or Petsmart?
do u have jumping spiders?
The one that people always think is the other
Yes I'm fully aware that is both of them lmao
It's petco
can shock maul parry stun muties
You can't block an attack when you're grabbed
And you can't block a grab
isnt hound count as a grab
muties dont get stunned by specals either so doubt it gets stunned with LR, i tested former
Hey I wanted to ask, what's the best build for hammer and what to look for it? I want to finally switch from chainaxe to hammer
Martyrdom or Inexorable Judgement keystone, with Fury of the Faithful is pretty good. Bolter or immolation nades for anti carapace (crushers) is good coverage
Make sure to take Thy Wrath be Swift
For blessings, thrust is a requirement and your second blessing should either be headtaker or slaughterer based on preference
dreamed about a girl I liked in highschool that clearly liked me aswell but I did nothing with it
jarvis play the smiths, back to the old house
sound set to 200%
i will make it look good then..
jarvis loop, radiohead karma police but only the part where he's sad sounding and not when it gets happy
felt
hitting one of these bitches when you wake up
Are shock mauls garbage against flak armor?
thx
They're blunt damage so I never know what enemy type to go with for mauls
i do wanna try thrust skullcrusher
or skullcrusher thunderous
This combo is best on ironhelm iirc
this game dont have stuff like blunt damage type or sharp damage type, its all damage with each having different armor multipliers
in the case of shockmaul, its miltiplier is 107%
higher than average
against flak
not on crusis?
Where did you find that multiplier?
Shock maul my beloved
then crusis becomes the meme thunderous skullcrusher
If it's higher than average, then should I target a different armor type than flak?
press v on weapon within item selection inventory, and hover over penetration
did they remove the rending blessing from the shock maul
i dont think they have the infrastructure set up to remove any blessings period
replace joke with "hpone" and soaking with "speaking" and you have what stan meant by it
i misspelled phone
god
fucking
DAMNIT
Debating trying double impact blessings to cc crusher groups as a shitty meme
yeah true
i just couldn’t find it on gameslantern
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this is one of my favorite songs
So just old shitty crusher then
Yes 
So now that were basically a couple can u be my sniper in spacemarine 2
yeah pookster
That's me.






