zealot-class

[royal vortex]

i have a complicated relationship with hamsters

okay

[ivory marlin]

Josho why are you soaking

[coarse birch]

did you put one in a sock josho

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-what-what-the-what-the-hell-confused-gif-5148050941166749560

[ivory marlin]

And is it like mormon soaking or regular soaking

[royal vortex]

i haven't even seen one in person

that's the funny part

[coarse birch]

wait really

[ivory marlin]

Socks?

[royal vortex]

well okay that's one of two funny parts

[spare dome]

i have twice been stopped randomly in the street by very dressed up hasidic jews who asked if i too was jewish

[median steeple]

5oo

[spare dome]

to this day i dunno what to make of it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-cigarettes-the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-gif-12658448946227274013

[royal vortex]

i got profiled by a sicilian dude in a pizza shop as romani one time

[spare talon]

Hamsters hate me
They are out for blood every time they have the ability to reach my skin at work

[royal vortex]

he was right which is the concerning part

[spare dome]

lmao

[serene geyser]

auric maelstrom is just a single mission on the board?

[royal vortex]

yes

[spare talon]

Yes

[coarse birch]

yeah

[spare talon]

Just like the normal maelstrom

[coarse birch]

theres also the regular maelstrom

[maiden path]

chat silence and let me speak

what are our thoughts on hawk tuah

[serene geyser]

ive never done one is it much worse than normal auric?

[spare dome]

no thoughts, why would i have any thoughts

[serene geyser]

dead

[spare talon]

No I don't think ill let you speak

[royal vortex]

people get a lil uncomfortable irl when i start recalling one of the like 20 hamster death stories i have on hand at any given time

but like

it is not my fault they die in the most outlandish ways

doubly so not my fault its fkin funny

[spare talon]

Maelstrom inherently have much faster pacing than normal missions on that same board
It's going to be a jump that you'll feel

[royal vortex]

no i do not skin small animals

[maiden path]

hillary clintoin voice, hawk tauh over to the polls

i messed it up

[ivory marlin]

Hampsters love me cuz they dont die horribly

Worst hampster death I’ve ever seen was he had a stroke that paralyzed him and we put him down

[coarse birch]

i apparently had a hamster as a kid

i do not remember him at all

[ivory marlin]

Which yeah poor guy but he was also 5

[royal vortex]

how do u forget an entire pet

[spare dome]

five jesus

[coarse birch]

i must have been very young

i unironically have 0 recollection

[royal vortex]

i remember all of my pets including the time my parents tried to drop my dog off in the woods and then felt bad and rescinded the abandonment

[maiden path]

hamsters die horrifically because they are living things being given to children who do not know what the concept of being alive is

[royal vortex]

that dipshit shit on my bed one time

[coarse birch]

i did have 2 dogs although they had to go away cause we didnt have time to train them

we then had 2 cats that we also had to give away cause my dad started dating someone allergic

[royal vortex]

rip

[coarse birch]

i do remember them though

[royal vortex]

my sister is allergic to everything under the sun so pets became minimal

[spare talon]

Hamsters live for like 3 years, assuming they don't die from something other than natural causes, which they will

[maiden path]

its been 37 years since metal gear was made

[spare talon]

Plus they don't do anything, they just sit there

So it's entirely possible you just don't remember it if you're really young

[royal vortex]

i wouldnt know

my lived experience is that hamsters do not exist

as i have never been in the vicinity of one

if the smug british man was here he would insult me for a lack of object permanence

[coarse birch]

women dont exist either then i take it?

[royal vortex]

oh my god

[maiden path]

I stand by the fact that hamsters are not meant to be pets

they are on the same playing field as a squirrel

[coarse birch]

🙂

[spare talon]

Come to my store
Then you can see the hamster that chews on the vent screw
And the hamster that just rotates itself in the same spot really fast

[royal vortex]

how does it rotate itself in the same spot really fast

[coarse birch]

that sounds entertaining

ngl

[nimble fiber]

like this?

[ivory marlin]

That guy knew you for most of his life and you dont even remember him

[spare talon]

I have an old video

[royal vortex]

are you a fellow rotater

[spare talon]

Gimme a sec and I can find it

[coarse birch]

i meant i would enjoy watching that

although i do rotate in spinny chairs

on occasion

[royal vortex]

i cannot rotate in my chair because of the location of my desk

[coarse birch]

i think you cant due to the location of your legs when sitting

[royal vortex]

why do i keep telling people that it only ends badly for me

[coarse birch]

this is fairly innocent

[royal vortex]

ur guilty

[coarse birch]

of

?

[royal vortex]

it

[coarse birch]

i do not sit in odd positions

[obsidian prairie]

I am fucking cooked, in a game with a Mk15 shroudfield loner zealot

[coarse birch]

if you mean making a joke about it i think it was a known thing wasnt it

[coarse birch]

rip

[royal vortex]

u know what u are guilty of

it would be pointless to state

we both know the fridge protective services need to be called

[obsidian prairie]

They are also named saltz

[royal vortex]

f

[obsidian prairie]

I am going to die

This is my level 26 ogryn

[coarse birch]

oh so now you bring the fridge into this

i think you are secretly jealous of my fridge

[royal vortex]

impossible

[coarse birch]

you bring it up an awful lot

[royal vortex]

❌

[coarse birch]

the red X will not save you

[royal vortex]

✖️

[royal vortex]

holy shit

[coarse birch]

i want that hamster

[spare talon]

Sometimes he'd get so precise it's like the center of him was spinning on an axis

[lusty turtle]

real

[coarse birch]

hi skele

[lusty turtle]

[coarse birch]

its as bad as it looks

[lusty turtle]

hi uyoyuw

[coarse birch]

i have been shot

[spare talon]

It kept getting worse as it went on

[coarse birch]

there was a tryese and a justin

[south folio]

my former housemate was quite good at crouching and made it a habit to crouch behind the kitchen bar when waiting for their tea, so I would just get jumpscared every time i went to the kitchen and they were there

[royal vortex]

i'll show you an blowout almost fuckin killed me

[north sedge]

Tbf Stan's phone was getting warm, that's why all the typos and no other reason

[coarse birch]

where did this come from

[south folio]

gobbie squat

[spare talon]

His phone really does blow

[south folio]

because i (and our other housemates) called them a goblin

[coarse birch]

ah

[north sedge]

My favorite bit was when he was all excited about his new phone at Xmas, so all the typos would stop.

[coarse birch]

surely

[north sedge]

Tbf, fuck was typod as guck instead of duck, so that was a change?

[royal vortex]

it acquired his typing scent and intuited that he wanted to show dough an blowout

[coarse birch]

true it hadnt learned his typos yet

[drifting wolf]

the core of it all

[median steeple]

the so called armoured core

[ripe quest]

I had to try and explain to my friends what a Gobbie Squat was

[north sedge]

Hah

[royal vortex]

how did that happen

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/balteus-armored-core-armored-core-6-gif-4316124645116062084

[ripe quest]

My friends are somewhat familiar with Stanisms and I mentioned Gobbie Squats and also Hobgobbie Squats

[drifting wolf]

ibis

[ripe quest]

They looked it up and saw a thing called ||Goblet Squats|| (Do not look this up) and it was very hard to explain that you're indeed a functional person who isn't weird

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[maiden path]

mm i just ate 28 wings

[spare talon]

I think ill look this up

I haven't but I can just generally assume what it relates to

[noble ingot]

Fellow kindred, assisteth thy brother with your guidance, for I know nought of this weapon

[maiden path]

wearing this into the local club with a pirate outfit and getting mad when I get tackled by security

'arrr, take ye hands off me bollocks matey'

[royal vortex]

good lord there's the normal definition and then the urban dictionary definition

oh my god

[frosty herald]

pulling up to the function with 8 1911s that all jam

[maiden path]

a 1911 will never jam..

never disrespect americas gun again..

turn american turn american turn american turn american

all those wings i ate got me acting loopy

[spare talon]

Where's the full video compilation of all of these from this thread

[ripe quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mitzWloYb_Y

[fleet zealot]

me the second I see a confederate flag

[maiden path]

when does a contraption get too big that it turns into a thingamabob, and when does a doohicky get too small that it turns into a gizmo

[drifting wolf]

becomes a thingamabob when you feel that it's satisfactory enough, and it turns into a gizmo when you feel that it doesn't have much factorio anymore

[maiden path]

when is gta 6 coming out

[spare talon]

Battery acid spaghetti
That's what "this" was
I just couldn't remember

[hushed knoll]

@nimble fiber @solar gorge we are grillen, my dad made Knackwurst owo

[frosty herald]

the thingamagic

[ripe quest]

I've done it myself and it creates the most vile shit ever in your stomach. I'm pretty sure it forms some kind of sugar-based latex or smth it isn't good.

[nimble fiber]

have a good meal stan

[ripe quest]

Tastes great though

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

Im eating aswell

[hushed knoll]

What are you eating

[ripe quest]

deez

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-shocked-turn-gif-6205091617477847398

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God is this your new thing

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/taking-notes-notes-gif-17478299096235163441

[hushed knoll]

Exhillious please don’t take notes

[nimble fiber]

crispy duck with noodles and peanut sauce

[hushed knoll]

Oh wow that sounds good

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[hushed knoll]

I haven’t had a lot of dock

I don’t think I ever have

Duck

[nimble fiber]

try it

[hushed knoll]

No notes

[nimble fiber]

its very good imo

[hushed knoll]

I was the duck whisperer the other day tho

[spare talon]

you actually did it?? lmao

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

[ripe quest]

All I know is that it felt like I needed to burp for 3 hours

[solar gorge]

why is there an unidentified red bit in the pasta

[hushed knoll]

Exhillious please take care of yourself

[hushed knoll]

It’s paprika

[austere grail]

Revolver shots dont penetrate maulers right

[solar gorge]

ah

[hushed knoll]

Also that is potato salad haha

[solar gorge]

i can see pastas

[hushed knoll]

Oh there’s also pasta salad

And a well done burger off screen owo

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[hushed knoll]

Dough why are you literally kicking me and punching me and pulling my hair

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/katamari-driving-katamari-damacy-gif-22734901

[hushed knoll]

This is not a valid response

[thick field]

which evisortater do you guys think is best

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/katamari-driving-katamari-damacy-gif-22734901

mk2 is better at hordes, 15 is better at single target, personal preference

[thick field]

thanks

[misty nova]

There's no such thing as the best
Mk15 is the best

Totally not biased opinion

[hushed knoll]

😠

[royal vortex]

what is the pasta salad made of

[north sedge]

i think he flopped it on to potato salad

despite there being quite a bit of space on the plate

[solar gorge]

salad fusion

https://tenor.com/view/düşün-goku-vegeta-fusion-vegeta-gif-14406834

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/saiyans-broly-paragus-goku-son-gif-13416849

need this outfit in sparking zero so bad

[ripe quest]

Who

ah! Stan

[maiden path]

no u dont

u need piccolo

say hello to willard chat

chat say hello to elric

[ornate bone]

Willy pic

I made my psyker dark-skinned and slapped platinum blonde hair on her to see how it goes, but I haven't had the chance to do much yet

I got ewwwww learning this weekend

Morning and afternoon of drone piloting classes

[maiden path]

new pants

[spare dome]

you cant actually go through this pass they added in hab dreyko

its an invisible wall lmao

[maiden path]

why does psyker have a childs skull on his pants

thats way too small for a human skull

[coarse birch]

Yeah i reported that to skele

[maiden path]

another infinite loading screen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukeQeOwuEsU

diamondhead is the coolest

[fleet zealot]

bag of wonders

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[hushed knoll]

Krill don’t have issues

[maiden path]

yea they do

[surreal shore]

guys

[maiden path]

they are fishe

[surreal shore]

whats the build on bolter on this calss

is this bricked for example?

[visual stream]

Dump stability

[visual stream]

No that's actually a pretty good bolter

[obsidian prairie]

That is quite nearly perfect

[hushed knoll]

[surreal shore]

oh okay what is the build though

is it surgical and shattering?

[obsidian prairie]

Surgical and Pinning fire for precision

[surreal shore]

hmm waht if you wanna run it

with heavy sword?

[obsidian prairie]

Blaze away and Pinning fire for mag dumping

[visual stream]

If you're using it on crushers replace unarmoured or flak with carapace

[obsidian prairie]

Unarmored

[visual stream]

Unsure how much value unarmored gives for gunners so unsure what to recommend

[surreal shore]

yeah crushers mostly but what about

[austere grail]

Unarmored guys will die quick anyway

[surreal shore]

its

otehr stuff?

[obsidian prairie]

Try it in psykhanium and see if you can hit breakpoints on gunners

[surreal shore]

i mean blessings?

i heard soemone ran surgical and shattering?

for maximum versatiity?

[visual stream]

Since you wanna kill crushers with it I recommend swapping surgical for blaze away

Both work fine though

The background math people have said a couple of times that apparently shattering is not that good

[surreal shore]

this is my otehr one though

oh i see okay

[polar nexus]

No blaze away on boltgun

[visual stream]

Unsure though

[surreal shore]

please tell me

whats the build then

[obsidian prairie]

Shit right

[austere grail]

I dont think bolter has blaze away

[spare talon]

It does

[polar nexus]

Surgical is more of a vet blessings, because you can milk that Crit and stabilize your ads

[polar nexus]

No

[surreal shore]

i see okay

[spare talon]

Wha

[obsidian prairie]

Confused with Cavalcade

[surreal shore]

then hmm whats the build on this then?

[visual stream]

I'm thinking of cavalcade actually

Not blaze away

[austere grail]

It has the crit one

[spare talon]

I could've sworn it had it

Ik cavalcade

[polar nexus]

Only power blessing on bolter is pinning fire

[visual stream]

Cavalcade is.. okay

[polar nexus]

Ok so you have 2 builds

[spare talon]

I thought I got a random one with caval/BA

[polar nexus]

You blazing piety : pinning fire + cavalcade

[austere grail]

Cavalcade + shatter works fine for me

[polar nexus]

You go martyr or momentum : pinning fire + shattering

[surreal shore]

oh no im martydom heavy sword...

[polar nexus]

Shattering will help you conserve ammo against crushers basically

Also go flak unyielding

[polar nexus]

Outside of piety and now that chastise doesn't apply to range... Well my experience with cavalcade is mid

[spare talon]

Bee butt boobs

I'm sorry idk why I decided to say that

[maiden path]

stay away from the sexy bee lady

[visual stream]

the ooga booga consumes

[surreal shore]

hmm i recheked in psykanium

shattering basically saves

3 ammo

[austere grail]

Pretty good when you only have 15 shots

[polar nexus]

Yeah

It adds up quickly

[fleet zealot]

cavalcade does more imo

for zealot

specifically, they buffed bolter's finesse a while back

getting dance of death you could probably mag dump into head

[polar nexus]

OutSide of piety, yah not that much in my experience

You really want that +25% crit

[surreal shore]

also pinning fire...

[spare talon]

With my genius brain (the calculator app)
Across max reserves rounded down to max full magazines
You'd save 18 shots

[surreal shore]

doent get triggered

on

crushers...

[fleet zealot]

pinning+ cavalcade

[austere grail]

For the purpose of purely crusher conga line delete is shattering the best pick?

[fleet zealot]

maybe

idk

[surreal shore]

it doenst stagger then enough

[fleet zealot]

bolter is basically a vet weapon still

[austere grail]

I realized that the cowboy revolver is way better as anti crusher ranged

[fleet zealot]

ngl

it's not balanced for mag dumping currently

[polar nexus]

The benefit is to delay the moment you will have to reload

[surreal shore]

@polar nexus it might sound stupid

but considering you know

i dont run throwing knives with this build

im gonna need my gone to kill some stuff too

[spare talon]

Heresy
Heresy
Heresy
Heresy
Heresy

[surreal shore]

like specials

i think surgical is actually good pick here

[polar nexus]

Bolter withou knives...

Use a revolver

Seriously

[surreal shore]

also i probably can do shatterring impract surgical then

i use stun grenade

[polar nexus]

Stuns nada stacks pinning fire to the max tho

So you don't even benefit from it

[surreal shore]

i just chekced it deos nto XDD

[polar nexus]

Also, you don't have a way to be immune to suppression so your ads....

[polar nexus]

Are you sure?

[surreal shore]

im liteally in psykanium

[maiden path]

are u sure

[polar nexus]

If that's the case it has been silently patched

[surreal shore]

yess

[spare talon]

Did you triple check tho??

[maiden path]

anyone going to go see longlegs

[surreal shore]

IM IN THE PSYKANIUM!

[maiden path]

it looks good

[surreal shore]

god zealot chat is so

not ogryny

[spare talon]

How do you know if you're there for certain tho

[maiden path]

i remember seeing a trailer for it like 3 months ago

[surreal shore]

[maiden path]

get that fucking kappa outta here

[spare talon]

Wdym

[maiden path]

this is a froggy chat

[surreal shore]

so i came with this mosntrostiy...

ANYWAY FATSHARK GIVE ME MELTA GUN SO I DONT HAVE TO USE THIS CRAP!

[maiden path]

does anyone know if longlegs will be on streaming services

also fuck u hotshot first

[polar nexus]

I disagree with bloop bloop tho

Bolter is pretty much a zealot weapon with dance of death and throwing knives

Outside of that, yeah better suited to vet to compensate for the shortcomings

[surreal shore]

so you say i should use this?

for killing crushers?

i mean why dont htey just give us rending

[frosty herald]

Hmmm

Anti crusher

I know that the new shotgun has rending

[surreal shore]

which blessing?

[frosty herald]

Not even

The aimed firing mode chunks through armor

Doesnt kill crushers in 1-2 shots base but yoy get the jist

Both barrels alongside scattershot is solid

But you can also go scattershot manstopper

[fervent kiln]

Is the zealot the best class?

[maiden path]

idk is it

[fervent kiln]

Yes

I just started this game line 2 h ago

[surreal shore]

well its the only class without any innate rending

so thats that

[frosty herald]

Uhh

Hmmmmmm

[surreal shore]

well

[polar nexus]

Psyker does not

[surreal shore]

pskyer gets rending i think?

[frosty herald]

I would say veteran is a strong beginner class

[spare talon]

Vet is the better class if you come in expecting this to be more like l4d or another shooter

But I think zealot is better to start if you wanna get your hands dirty in the melee right off the rip

[polar nexus]

I think the build was crucian roulette + hand cannon and a carapace perk. I find it hard to use trick shooter reliably

[surreal shore]

i think i found a solution actually

to this dilema

[visual stream]

All of the classes and their respective subclasses bring different forms of value

[surreal shore]

this shall be replaced

[visual stream]

There is no "best"

[surreal shore]

with this

cuz fuck heavy sword and its potato armor damage

[fleet zealot]

i wouldn't say zealot is the bset class curretnly but we are strong

def not "weak" by any means

maybe the worst class to play pure ranged builds on?

[surreal shore]

its the weakest of the uber op 4 classes

[fervent kiln]

What sub class for blood and gore and for tearing the weaklings to shreds in the name of the emperor?

[fleet zealot]

ogryn or zealot

maybe commando vet (right side tree)

[frosty herald]

Veteran has the best allround options

[spare talon]

If you mean zealot build
Any

[frosty herald]

And safe toughness generation

[fleet zealot]

we have EWEW

that's the safest toughness gen in the game

[frosty herald]

I would argue psyker is the weakest

[surreal shore]

guys i be honest i ran

heavy sword when i needed a horde clear build

[frosty herald]

Low health and toughness

[spare talon]

And people gloss over it and it's so sad

[surreal shore]

but now thats dog shit

[maiden path]

hsword can horde clear

[surreal shore]

i think im gonna run one of the eviserators

[maiden path]

i think every melee has a horde clear varient

[maiden path]

run the heavy heavy one

that ones fun

[surreal shore]

im not gonna run bolter without the old FOF

[maiden path]

if you want horde clear

[maiden path]

why are you running bolter in the first place

[fleet zealot]

psyker has the some of the best damage output and what they lack in raw toughness and raw tdr, they have excellent toughness generation and tons of unique mitigation

Kinetic deflection

[spare talon]

I don't run it anymore on dclaw cuz i moved those points to atk speed to offset the crit cdr nerf
But I cannot overstate just how goated it is

[fleet zealot]

Empathetic evasion

shield

[surreal shore]

it was to compensate for heavy sword potato carapce

[maiden path]

ah

makes sense

[fleet zealot]

if you just want raw horde clear, mk4 chsword

pumps

best weapon for pure chaffe

[surreal shore]

which eviserator should i run then guys?

mark 2 or mark 12?

[frosty herald]

1984

Mk15

[surreal shore]

well this is my horde clear build though XD

[fleet zealot]

mk2 is harder to use but has better horde clear potential

mk15 is way simpler and is better at chaining crusher kills together

[surreal shore]

i got this?

[maiden path]

woah mama

what the fuck

good roll

the points atleast

[surreal shore]

i guess is htis good then?

[maiden path]

jesus christ fucking verify already

[surreal shore]

i dont know i heard people hate wrath XD

[maiden path]

everything in darktide is pretty good

most of it

[fleet zealot]

mk15 lights being it's only cleave is a boon and a bane, it lets you limit your blessing pool to play around it's playstyle, but it also means you have a hard limit to your potential horde clear

[fleet zealot]

wrath is considered inferior on weapons that can proc savage sweep easily

but it's not breaking bad

[surreal shore]

I SEE thx tbf i had to use what i had 😦

[fleet zealot]

just that your cleave will take 5 swings to ramp up

[spare dome]

and it will always ramp up

[surreal shore]

i see okay

[visual stream]

VoC vet with weapon specialist or focus target, Bruiser ogryn (or whatever it's called), FotF zealot with any keystone

[north sedge]

everything can, basically

[polar nexus]

After p13 the math was not that good compared to second wind...

[hard nexus]

i always thought ewew was just too little to be worth it compared to second wind

[spare talon]

But it had such easy access, you could have both
Plus it meant you filled in any gap created by scratches basically instantly, and it means you're almost rarely ever caught at 0 toughness

Second wind is better, yes
But they aren't mutually exclusive

And saying that another thing is better doesn't completely discount how strong the other one is

[polar nexus]

I mean I see the value. But you could also put a point on the talent that is bugged and works like loner

[hard nexus]

wha

[spare talon]

The coherence aura one? Is that bugged again?

[polar nexus]

I am rarely at a
0 toughness in a fight

[hard nexus]

i am because i suck

[fleet zealot]

it's not about the raw number

it's about stopping true 0 toughness

they nerfed the grace period but you can still get something

loner doesn't work in melee right?

[spare talon]

It's also literally always active too, in realistic situations
So any time you end up do taking hits, ewew is always mitigating every single one

[polar nexus]

Unless you're near a pure ranged class

[noble ingot]

ah yes. the infamous styrofoam knives of Catachan

[spare talon]

Are you saying the knives are bad?

OH

[noble ingot]

[polar nexus]

It's outside of combat that I don't want to be at low toughness

[spare talon]

FUCKIN
0 FIRST TARGET

[polar nexus]

And I don't want to use a charge too

[spare talon]

Yeah I'm on mobile data do the image took so long to load lmao

[polar nexus]

They nerfed the grace and the numbers... It was 8.3 ish before iirc

[noble ingot]

19% actually, but might as well count as 0%

tickle your first target

[spare talon]

Yeah everything about that knife is DOA

Fuck that shit

Bad stats bad perk bad blessing

[obsidian prairie]

And its a mk3

[royal vortex]

smackdown is bis dude

u grab grievous wounds and riposte and u can have basically 100% crit chance (with a crit aura psyker) on a momentum or marty build

[spare dome]

smackdown stacks twice!!

[royal vortex]

u dont even stack once

sit down

[south folio]

the 2 smackdown users have come out of the woodwork

[spare dome]

😦

[noble ingot]

I also have this on my ogryn just for shits and giggles

[modern lintel]

The confetti cannon

[noble ingot]

nah, damage is 420, so it shoots weed

[fleet zealot]

yummy treat

[median steeple]

thorsty

[pastel glacier]

Salvageable or Bricked?

[surreal shore]

i am

actually suprised

bolter with surgical

can actually snipe

its not a mag dump weapon

[modern lintel]

Try it on vet w deadshot or exe stance its p decent there

[visual stream]

omg guys are you excited for crafting update tomorrow

[surreal shore]

lol

you aint fooling me mf

[maiden path]

so uh

what are we expecting after the itemization update

cause if they have to make real content and not add weapons that have been in the files since launch

its gonna take like 4 vacations

[north sedge]

🤔

[maiden path]

trickle down updates

vermintide 2 gets 4 new maps

we get 2

[north sedge]

none of the new weapons were already in the files

[cerulean moth]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

WEEEEEEEY

[vestal pine]

what are we expecting?

well nothing really

better to expect nothing and be suprised than expecting skmething and be disappointed

[maiden path]

pickaxe as

[cerulean moth]

im expecting some images of the crafting changes and perhaps some more explaniing what itemisation memans to them

[maiden path]

pickaxe was

[cerulean moth]

pickaxe

overerayted

bullbutcher best

[maiden path]

and hotshot

and longlas

only icons though

i wish they'd actually add MORE content

[polar nexus]

Iirc the mauls were

[maiden path]

the issue with the vacations is, is that they add so little and go on break for so long

no issue with workers rights its just that they do actually no work it feels

fatshark add stormtrooper armor and hotshot and i will never complain again!!!!!!!

[vestal pine]

what would hotshot lasgun wven do

more armor pen?

something akin to headhunter autoguns but lasguns?

[maiden path]

idk!

they added a bolter and lasgun so 'too op' wouldnt be an issue

it'd be balanced weird though

maybe a lesser version of a plasma gun

[vestal pine]

not about too op, but like

[maiden path]

cant explode, lower armor pen, but faster firing

[vestal pine]

cureently that place is taken up by helbores kinda

[maiden path]

it'd be weird if they did nothing with the actal hotshot backpacks

[vestal pine]

does hotshot lasgun explode the area, cause i thought that shit was only for volkite

[median steeple]

slow firing automatic with decent armor pen but limited amoo

[vestal pine]

so yeah headhunters but laser

[median steeple]

no

[maiden path]

i'd rather it just be a lesser version of plasma but with increased ammo

[vestal pine]

well headhunters if they can actually deal with armor that is

[maiden path]

or for shits and giggles, inf ammo because of the backpack

[vestal pine]

[maiden path]

who's to say they wont say fuck it and add marine enemies

so hotshot would be prime for killing them

at this point its just a speculation that they'll even add some of the weapons that are in the files

they didnt add some shit from vermintide

in vermitnide 2 i mean

[median steeple]

all the headhunters are burst so the hotshot/helgun would be full auto

[maiden path]

it'd be stupid as fuck do not add a hotshot though

[vestal pine]

hotshot lasgun would be a great mirror match for the headhunter autoguns but im more concerned about how it'll differ from helbores which i feel like its the equivalent to headhunters rn

[maiden path]

i wouldnt be suprised if they add heavier weapons like hotshots and meltaguns but only for a heavier vet varient

[fleet zealot]

only thing that matters

[maiden path]

with carapace armor

[fleet zealot]

is thugshot

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-shaker-thug-shaker-thug-hunter-arting-gif-25772363

[maiden path]

a medium between ogryn and vet

one can

dream

[vestal pine]

im still waiting for longlas

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/griffith-berserk-haha-smile-griffith-gif-24652295

ill be sad if they dont add a longlas

[vestal pine]

anyway hellgun would be def nice, not like we cant depict it using current lasgun stuff

like just make it eat 9 ammo per shot

[maiden path]

icon of something like a longlas in files but who's to say if they even add it

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967102699789221918/1261822868577063004/300fb20f45d3704db8e9049c2e917bbd.mp4?ex=66945b9f&is=66930a1f&hm=a28ffd586e3d96b7d76d613c2e1ae8a5aca0e4f7af6c1dcfb3c8ab50c052789a&

[maiden path]

we get no information

[cerulean moth]

what if thats not a item icon and instead is a insignia?

[maiden path]

i think theres been more announcements that there going on vacation

[vestal pine]

its insig i think

[maiden path]

then actual announcments for content

[vestal pine]

still a leak

imho better leak are those with models

[vestal pine]

like 2h weaponry that we aint getting for the 1.5 years

we gont 1/6 from thay

so one day

[maiden path]

ik they wont but it'd be a good turnaround on public opinion of fatshark if they suprise drop all this shit with itemization

[vestal pine]

im sure people will beg under fatshark and lick their toes if they released [insert certain weapon they wanted]

[median steeple]

god I need my melta

I need my laser piss weapon

[maiden path]

its very disheartening that they already are even talking about a new game

[vestal pine]

eh

considering how vt2 was after dt was released

more elite devs would stay for DT when that rolls

[maiden path]

were gonna get all content after the new game releases

2026

just everything released at once

havent they had a mechanicus related thing in files since release

[vestal pine]

still no collab with other 40k games

[maiden path]

yea they had a frame

doesnt confirm a skiratti or anything

but interesting

[jaunty lava]

For the behind enemy lines, is it any enemy with a ranged weapon? (the loner penance)

[median steeple]

I want a tech priest because I love mechanicus but I want skitarri more since they're more interesting

[maiden path]

im wondering if they're trying to hype a skitarii maybe

with the whole fordge

forge

map

the most recent one

i just want a giant rifle

[median steeple]

I love the galvanic

[maiden path]

fear an hunger fans

whos the yellow black guy

whats his name

his design is sick as fuck

[vestal pine]

yellow king? idk

[maiden path]

this ugy

this guy

[vestal pine]

oh nvm

[maiden path]

ok image load faster

[vestal pine]

idk

[cerulean moth]

O'saa

@maiden path

[maiden path]

thank u

[cerulean moth]

O'saa on this dick

ayooo

https://tenor.com/bCfvI.gif

[maiden path]

thers no fucking lore videos for him

[cerulean moth]

hes a yellow mage

thats all i know

lmao

[maiden path]

all the other stupid ass characters have hour long lore videos

coolest character has none

gotta be racism

getting 300 bot accounts to mass report all non o'saa content

[cerulean moth]

DAS RIGHT

https://tenor.com/bLIzT.gif

[maiden path]

the swag is insane

quite possibly too much swag

[cerulean moth]

cole why did they nerf mym crit cooldown

what playtesters KILLED

my class

[vestal pine]

i remember this exact gif format crash the people's discord with some whatever i dont remember

[median steeple]

I kind of miss the era of crash gifs

funny prank to pull on friends

[median steeple]

my arrakis, my dune

https://tenor.com/view/dune-arrakis-dune-part-1-harkonnen-atreides-gif-14949351589185319331

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/uTXmTLuqR65.gif

[north sedge]

https://youtu.be/MPd3_nUnKK8?si=2F5zJrsB8Y_wEy_P

[misty nova]

OC AMV music check

[maiden path]

god bless you mods

im never going into the mounringstar again

[maiden path]

also guys its john psyker

say hello

[cerulean moth]

that psyker is fucked up

get that ugly cat out of my face

[maiden path]

i like him

no cape

fuck u

he's perfect

[cerulean moth]

ugly as fucker

[maiden path]

why wouldnt a psyker look weird

[cerulean moth]

hope he explodes

why wouldn't a psyker try and look good

[maiden path]

psykers explode heads ur telling me they dont look freakish

look at him

[cerulean moth]

Im saying they prob wanna look GOOD while doing it

fuck ass psyker looking

mf got the hobo skull on

[maiden path]

my psyker does not have a care for the opinons of others for he can only read the thoughts in his head

goated

my zealot is more fucked

[cerulean moth]

Goofy ass psyker looking

[marsh hill]

duoing orthus hard mode with a plasma vet was insane

[cerulean moth]

heres mine

[marsh hill]

but we finally did it

[maiden path]

ill never not make my characters look fucked

[vestal pine]

eh looks like lohner

[maiden path]

gaay

[grizzled aspen]

Psykers typically have a bunch of tubes and shite coming out of their heads. They aren't pretty people by any means.

[maiden path]

im not here to make pretty boys

im here to make pretty MEN

[cerulean moth]

its the hair cuts

[grizzled aspen]

I think the only "attractive" psionic individual I've seen at all in any wh media is Cassia from Rogue Trader.

[cerulean moth]

we CAN'T

[maiden path]

u wanna see what my vet looks like

[grizzled aspen]

And she's got a third fucking eyeball!

[maiden path]

he's covered up rn

but i remember his face

[spare talon]

all of them

all the playtesters did that

[cerulean moth]

men got fucked up with the face options. Not asking for handsome andy

we got rugged mfs

but the beards

the BEARDS

[spare talon]

it was totally deserved but like
GOD DAMN
IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

[cerulean moth]

we need MORE

[cerulean moth]

those mother fucks

[maiden path]

its cadia darktide

[cerulean moth]

first they nerf my momentum

now THIS?>>

and they still don't buff sainted gun slinger

[fleet zealot]

ferretmelon

[maiden path]

ogryn uniroincally most handsome guy i have

holy mog

[grizzled aspen]

Give that man a beard.

[maiden path]

never

[grizzled aspen]

Coward.

[maiden path]

el nino-rata has no need of facial hair

https://tenor.com/view/alexismateo-ratboy-bart-simpsons-nino-gif-9087303

[cerulean moth]

a ogryn not having facial hair is like

weird to see

[maiden path]

kai-a-fass-cane is the best name for a vet

ever

[cerulean moth]

I like this psykers fit

also check out mine

the hype beast incident

[maiden path]

wtf

small ass woman

get some height

[cerulean moth]

A small women who shouts alot

[grizzled aspen]

The horrible vox voice box thing...

[cerulean moth]

is funny

[grizzled aspen]

Icky...

[cerulean moth]

TO ME

[maiden path]

MY ZEALOT GOT A COAT ON

YALL KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT

i love the vox voice box

[cerulean moth]

ITS FUNNY

[maiden path]

probably gonna buy it

it looks so freaky

[cerulean moth]

yeah I got it because i thought it was funny to have a full dripped out gold zealot

and then have that on

[grizzled aspen]

It's a disgusting cosmetic.

I can't fathom why people like it.

[maiden path]

because its disgusting

i like nurgle

it looks cool

[vestal pine]

its peak warhammer

[cerulean moth]

I wish there was a face slot not just a head slot

[maiden path]

no one gets scared anymore

[cerulean moth]

i want the gold eye piece and the mask on the face

[vestal pine]

"your jaw broken? well heres a vox in your lower jaw to replace that"

[maiden path]

u can easily gross people out

was there ever a proper ksarkin mask added

with the orange visor

[obsidian prairie]

"Now you can sing The Emperor's praises in perfect high gothic 24/7"

[maiden path]

any1 know what pants those are

for the first one

[grave robin]

Fury Zealots - Revolver or Infernus Lazpistol?

I can't decide

[fleet zealot]

revolver

[cerulean moth]

can u combine the vox face and the golden eye piece we just got in store?

pls

[grizzled aspen]

Whatever your heart desires.

[cerulean moth]

i wanna see if its peak

[maiden path]

nv found out

[maiden path]

nope

[grave robin]

Laz sounds better for bosses tho

[cerulean moth]

Aw.....

[maiden path]

also i dont have the vox face

vox face is a head slot

so is golden eye

[fleet zealot]

go fanning revolver for bosses

[cerulean moth]

but u have gas mask and candle on there?

does the mod not allow it?

[fleet zealot]

anyways, you want ghost dum dum

[maiden path]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[cerulean moth]

brother Ewww

[maiden path]

ehehe thats not my image

[grave robin]

the guide im following doesn't mention ghost

[maiden path]

ghost is fucking amazing for vets

[grave robin]

[north sedge]

just stab boss

[grave robin]

#zealot-class

[maiden path]

a second of invulnrabilty for a headshot

is crazey

[misty nova]

My honest Hand Cannon Surgical reaction

[grave robin]

am i wrong tho

[maiden path]

@spare talon you have this right/

?

considering you use knives

[misty nova]

Just lemme reload my 5 shots

[grave robin]

surgical sounds boring

[cerulean moth]

get me the image then

bitch

[grave robin]

waiting to boost your crit chance

when i could just spam shots on laz

[north sedge]

it's very fast

[maiden path]

i cant!!

i dont own any aquila shop items!!

[north sedge]

also what melee weapon are you using that makes you wanna shoot a boss

[grave robin]

guide sez evisc is good

i duno if evisc bosskiller tho

[misty nova]

The evis15 goes brrrr

[north sedge]

if it's mk15 it has solid unyielding dmg

[visual stream]

Any chain weapon does decent damage to bosses at the least

[grave robin]

i like the mkxv cuz of the simple combo

[spare talon]

i have all penances done, except the ones that are related to the newest mission

[maiden path]

hrngh

did u specifically grind that penance

its 500 elite/special kills with knifes

do u remember how long it took

[cerulean moth]

loser

[misty nova]

The pants for immolating enemies is similar to the throwing knife one 💀

[maiden path]

get his ass

[maiden path]

dont like the boots

[grizzled aspen]

It's actually really easy. Run up to a gunner, push them, then line up the headshot and throwing knife them at point blank.

[maiden path]

they are flabby

[maiden path]

ik that!!

[cerulean moth]

read that as run up to a gooner

[grave robin]

500 knife kills is way easier than the stupid 200 ranged enemy backstabs

[maiden path]

i can dome one of those fuckers from 300 feet away

[grizzled aspen]

You can also get easy progression on that one by killing trappers and dogs.

[maiden path]

hmm

i see

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bges9.gif

[maiden path]

perhaps I will load up a solo doggy mission

not sexual.

[cerulean moth]

full sexual

[maiden path]

i mean the modifier that spawns lots of dogs

[cerulean moth]

call that shit

[misty nova]

Freaky Grounds

[cerulean moth]

I had the best pun

but it got removed

[maiden path]

i need karskin gear

[cerulean moth]

you cant name that position

[maiden path]

but for the drip extra crashed my game last time i used it

hnrgh

is the swag worth it

[north sedge]

simply achieve nirvana and ignore penances

[maiden path]

i already am..........

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/affirmations-universes-vortex-inthevortex-meditation-gif-22556606

finally, a smart move for beb

[maiden path]

i only do penances for gear i like

i need to play barbie

even if its first person

[north sedge]

if it doesn't happen on accident for me it doesn't exist

[grave robin]

shut the fuck up btw

[opaque island]

there's a mod for that its pretty good 3rd person too, the crosshair takes some getting used to though

[cerulean moth]

aw...

ok

https://tenor.com/rJ4d7EItBjl.gif

[grave robin]

[maiden path]

i saw that

[grave robin]

alligator tears

[maiden path]

i might use it

it looks fun

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bAhTV.gif

They are real

[opaque island]

im reposting this now

[cerulean moth]

NOOOOOOOOO

[maiden path]

do u guys know why my psyker is named elric

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/61Tu.gif

[maiden path]

fuck u

[cerulean moth]

looking mf

[maiden path]

his name is elric cause thats the name of elric of melbourne :twitchsmile:

geralt from witcher is basically a rip off of elric of melinbourne

[cerulean moth]

his name is elric because its a dogshit name from Melbourne

[maiden path]

fuck u!

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-middle-finger-fu-gif-17820269

he's cool he's cool he's cool!

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-son-of-godzilla-minilla-falling-scold-gif-24049335

[grave robin]

so in regards to the whole "tigrus the boss, lazpistol bad" thing ... do i wanna spam heavies, special heavy, or special light?

[maiden path]

why do no other mods come in this chat

its only aqua

[north sedge]

special heavy if possible

[grizzled aspen]

Depends on the model.

Methinks.

Rev heavy should deal the most damage, though.

Especially with fotf.

[maiden path]

cod got real karskin armor before us

am i the only one who thinks all of cods collabs are cool as fuck

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bYcHP.gif

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[maiden path]

all i see online are people bitching about cod not being the same

its cool as fuck!!

[grizzled aspen]

Cod is trash.

[cerulean moth]

i prefer the SOB

[maiden path]

u can be a-train!!

[grizzled aspen]

Operator gameplay sucks.

I hate everything that they've done with an operator system since what, bo3? AW?

Whichever one put in specific operators first.

[cerulean moth]

you say you hate operator systems yet your using one to message here

curious

https://tenor.com/bCm4n.gif

[polar nexus]

your brought the storm

[grizzled aspen]

It's a really stupid system that exists solely to milk the player base of their money.

[maiden path]

what

vergil

[cerulean moth]

fucked up the quote

[grizzled aspen]

If I say anything regarding Ben Shapiro on this server I will immediately be banned, so I'm going to refrain from it. However, I will say, don't compare me to Ben Shapiro.

[maiden path]

i love ben shapiro he's a fucking super goober

[cerulean moth]

liberal. Owned.

I got him in my reccomended saw the MR beast thumbnail and blocked it

[grizzled aspen]

I'm quite the opposite of a liberal, but sure, go off, I guess.

[cerulean moth]

let me watch my goofy youtubers

[maiden path]

'i can't get my wife wet' and he never expands on that at all

[grizzled aspen]

Not going to bring politics in because I'm like 99% sure that's breaking a rule.

[cerulean moth]

Im just teasing you man its all good

won't do it again

[maiden path]

he just drops that fact and leaves

[cerulean moth]

🔥✍️🔥

[grizzled aspen]

I appreciate that, man.

[cerulean moth]

[grizzled aspen]

🤝

[cerulean moth]

Tell you what we WILL talk about though?

heratics

'ate em

[misty nova]

If you want to obliterate any single target, rev heavy

[maiden path]

can anyone name these armor pieces

like the direct ingame name

[cerulean moth]

as in the cammo?

oh

[maiden path]

the camo too

ehehe

cause im gonna use a mod to make that outfit

[grizzled aspen]

'Ate heretics,
'Ate elves,
'Ate greenskins, (not racist, just don't like 'em)
'Ate chaos,
'Ate fish people,
Luv me Imperium,
Luv me Sah,
Luv me rashuns,
Emprah protects.

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bxd4V.gif

COME ON EMPERIUM

SCORE SOME FACKEN HERATICS

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967102699789221918/1261823623128285254/watch_your_tone.gif?ex=66945c53&is=66930ad3&hm=934e55d26b312e4c357a0a81cb668424a7c3b9c47fc1f35507a3f97f038c3cfe&

[maiden path]

did i ever show u guys my chainsword

[cerulean moth]

its goofy

just

like

you

[grizzled aspen]

Iron warriors headass paintjob.

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/3AuD.gif

Little bee looking ass

buzz away mmf

[maiden path]

no

it cool..

[grizzled aspen]

Go paint some hazard stripes on something goofy, peterbuilt.

[cerulean moth]

barry be benson little iron warrior looking goober

[grizzled aspen]

(I am insulting perturabo)

[cerulean moth]

Based

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-9760249938255555903

yellow hazard stripes are cool.........

[cerulean moth]

the only hazard here is your fashion sense

https://tenor.com/bO6mt.gif

[grizzled aspen]

They are not.

I believe your fashion sense may be wack as hell.

[maiden path]

they are COOL

get a grip and get goofy pal......

[grave robin]

ty

[lyric rain]

is it just me or is spamming rashad light more effective than heavies even on carapace

for some reason heavies just feel less impactful than they should