#zealot-class

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frosty herald
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and then pop a fowl foot for both greyoll and the night cavalry

solar gorge
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just don't die twice

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ez

coarse birch
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can cheese greyll too if you really want

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bit more precise of a cheese though

frozen glen
frosty herald
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easy lvl 43 rl

solar gorge
hushed agate
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This isnt google stan

hushed knoll
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BUFF STOP

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I GAVE 50 things going on

coarse birch
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uh huh

hushed agate
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Ok im sorry

hushed knoll
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No I’m sorry Burt

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You’re good

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Buff

north sedge
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burt

frosty herald
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if you want to powerlevel get the gold scarab talisman and farm the mohgwyn palace bird

solar gorge
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burt simpson

hushed agate
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Burt

obsidian prairie
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It’s time

left iron
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The invasions are fucked in several locations in the DLC, it keeps popping the invaders inside the cages/geometry of the map so they are stuck

spare talon
hushed knoll
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Ice when will you return from war

coarse birch
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the only time i farmed i just did the jumping off the cliff exploit in mohgwyn palace

north sedge
solar gorge
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i tried the spell you got form last boss of the dlc in invasions

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it fucking sucks balls

frosty herald
solar gorge
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looks baller tho

left iron
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Its slow, has no poise and does very low damage

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Tis true

south folio
frosty herald
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also why the FUCK are you using the gelmir staff

solar gorge
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the no poise makes no sense

frosty herald
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it has the worst spell scaling in the game

solar gorge
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ur so vulnerable

north sedge
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it also doesnt get boosted by items that boost miquella spells, lol

solar gorge
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fromshart moment

left iron
frosty herald
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theres the staff of death and dlc staves from metyr's questline

spare talon
left iron
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Staff of death is better from 60/60 forwards

spare talon
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On my first run at least

solar gorge
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the kid named finger staff is extremely good

coarse birch
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i didnt like doing it but i was doing bare fists only and getting runes in that run is uh

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interesting

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otherwise

frozen glen
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you have bear fists

frosty herald
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i just ran lusat's cause its still just the best sorcery catalyst in the game

coarse birch
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this was before the DLC

north sedge
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i only farm if i want to upgrade a weapon and dont have any runes

coarse birch
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red

left iron
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I have like, 1 sorcery

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Incants are so much cooler

solar gorge
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true

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faith chads rise

frosty herald
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1 magma spell aint no way

obsidian prairie
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Magic is throwing blue rocks

frozen glen
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i was doing a funny intellectual pun that your feeble minds wouldnt understand

obsidian prairie
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Faith is lightning and lasers

solar gorge
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i have a dual death knight axe build rn

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the ash of war is peak

frosty herald
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the fire knight greatsword and thrusting swords are nasty for faith

left iron
frosty herald
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i ran milady for the majority of the dlc

coarse birch
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fire knight GS is cracked yeah

placid fiber
frosty herald
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and then went milady and offhand throwing dagger

coarse birch
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even for not faith

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just a strong weapon in general

solar gorge
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blink bolt on either the duelies or the greataxe

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real cinema

coarse birch
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too bad its a drop though

obsidian prairie
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I run an Occult Great Katana because it is somehow better than Morgott’s sword

frosty herald
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also if you use the falx consider yourself an opp

solar gorge
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falx ash of war is kino tho

frosty herald
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not too fond of it hitting me

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@lean lark evil

lean lark
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huh

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what

frosty herald
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your evil falx

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and thrusting shield

lean lark
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skill issue lilbro

solar gorge
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i wanted to try the fireknight gs but i didn't drop the chestpeice from the fireknights so i can't yet

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can't equip it until i have the full set that's the rule

frosty herald
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the rellana swords are cool but the scaling is ass for elemental

spare talon
frosty herald
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and the second hit of the first attack does unupgraded damage

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so you hit 800 850 1200

solar gorge
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leda's sword

median steeple
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the weapon you get from midra is peak in PvP

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try it

coarse birch
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holy damage L

frosty herald
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the ash for that sword removes buffs

coarse birch
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ledas is fun though

median steeple
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Ledas is hilarious since it removes all buffs

coarse birch
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i beat gaius and the knight with it

median steeple
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so if you have someone just spamming them just hit them with the weapon art

coarse birch
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i cant spell the first part

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sleep area knight

solar gorge
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putrescent knight

coarse birch
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yeah him

median steeple
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Orphan of kos on a horse

coarse birch
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hes weak to holy

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so it worked out

frosty herald
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goop radahn

solar gorge
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i played my first finish of elden ring with holy dmg only (almost)

lean lark
solar gorge
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i didn't know

median steeple
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did yall have trouble with the hippo? I heard people were struggling with it and like what?

coarse birch
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you must have noticed on elden beast

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hes got like 80% resist

frosty herald
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my biggest annoyance is we didnt get a sleep greatsword or anything

solar gorge
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no

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i thought it was normal since it's the final boss

frosty herald
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just fists and straightsword

coarse birch
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lmao

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damn

median steeple
lean lark
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it isnt true tho

frosty herald
lean lark
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midra gs is just knowledge check

solar gorge
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i had the cypher sword and the krilin destructo discs

median steeple
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which 99% of pvp players suck at

coarse birch
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hippo gave me no issue but ive heard hes awful

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im expecting to hate him

solar gorge
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he's easy just godawful hit box on the grab

coarse birch
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later on

solar gorge
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just like commander boar man

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awful hitbox

median steeple
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I've did two dlc playthroughs and beat him first try every time

frosty herald
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the midra grab works with the riposte talisman

lean lark
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every boss is ez meal except for final boss

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final boss was a gpu check more than anything

frosty herald
lean lark
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fucking 28fps

lean lark
frosty herald
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i needed you for 3 bosses

coarse birch
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yeah final boss was the one who was truly hard (and awfully designed)

frosty herald
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rellana the scadutree avatar and the final boss

median steeple
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Dancing lion I hate for camera and unlike nameless he doesn't have a great second phase

solar gorge
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midra was the best boss design wise i just wish he wasn't so easy to kill

coarse birch
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rellana gave me a ton of issue but i was like +2 blessings

frozen glen
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mf you needed help for the scadutree avatar?????????

ivory marlin
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The forwarding messages thing is so wierf

obsidian prairie
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Dancing lion is just Allmother Narwa

ivory marlin
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Why would i need that

frosty herald
solar gorge
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with lightroll

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it was fine

lean lark
frozen glen
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that boss was ez af idk what ur talkin about

coarse birch
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the double slash requires you to be constantly moving to the left and the meteor move in phase 2 is almost impossible to fully dodge if he does it near a wal

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i also think hes just not intuitive

frosty herald
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i do wonder wtf the area behind midra's mansion is supposed to be used for

coarse birch
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like you have no fucking clue what you died to for the first hour you fight phase 2

frosty herald
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cause there is an item in that area

solar gorge
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how many hit in the head did it take you to kill the avatar

vestal pine
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so uh

lean lark
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i beat the game at sl 163 (didnt CE the respecs so i just added levels for faith buffs) and +9 scadus

vestal pine
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my first 10hour gameplay thought

solar gorge
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took me like 3 lights with my STR build

coarse birch
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i forget what level i was at but i was at +15 i think

vestal pine
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feels like ER has some floor problems

frosty herald
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i had frost milady and like 12 shards

vestal pine
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funny dragon kept jumping up the cliff

solar gorge
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frost is p goated

coarse birch
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yeah dragons blow

lean lark
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dont like that they legit instantly sent out a hotfix to help noob pvers out

coarse birch
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just like

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all of them

lean lark
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with scadutree blessing scaling

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but other big issues are still just left there

vestal pine
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and then the funny antlion is half the time in the wall or just too high for me to register the front stab

solar gorge
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nobody likes the dragon fight dw

frosty herald
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i shouldve used another weapon cause light greatsword doesnt do alotta damage except for wing stance r2

coarse birch
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i think bayle is the only dragon fight in all of ER that isnt at best mid

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or just

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god awful

solar gorge
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bayle is awesome i loved it

frosty herald
median steeple
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Placdi is great

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just dont suck

vestal pine
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so i wanna do magic sword build or whatever and then i see the lightning throw and like woo

solar gorge
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i liked placi too yeah

lean lark
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bayle was only fun when using a bow build

frosty herald
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the ancient dragon before bayle SUCKS ASS

lean lark
median steeple
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yeah because it's in a water arena

coarse birch
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placi is like the best in base game but thats not saying much and half the fight is spent waiting around

median steeple
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????

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Brother what boss were you fighting

frosty herald
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sensseax

coarse birch
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the one that teleports away all the time?

frosty herald
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hits like a truck and water lightning staggers me

coarse birch
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sennesax was ass yeah

frosty herald
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i shouldve used the black steel hammer with deflect tear

coarse birch
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idk what they were thinking

solar gorge
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ancient dragonsd fight ur just fighting the camera if you're playing on a controller

median steeple
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holy fuck I was saying that since placi doesn't wait around at all besides TWO attacks

vestal pine
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so what weapon does good damage on the antlion thing

median steeple
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reading is fucking HARD

hushed knoll
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@north sedge have you ever had a plate of finger sauce

vestal pine
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got the mining stick from one of the drops so been using that in the mines to throw magic

median steeple
north sedge
frosty herald
lean lark
median steeple
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since it's in a water arena and that allows lightning to do more and be bigger

ripe quest
vestal pine
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in the mines

coarse birch
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except he flies away multiple times, you dont interact with the nuke, you dont interact with the laser much unless you get him to go into a wall and can just wail on him

median steeple
hushed knoll
ripe quest
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yeahh

lean lark
ripe quest
north sedge
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well, i dont do that stan

lean lark
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iirc

obsidian prairie
hushed knoll
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You should

coarse birch
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he flies away like 3 times for phase transitions

frosty herald
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fallingstar beast is ez

hushed knoll
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It’s a good way to stay hydrated

lean lark
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something like this for example

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vestal pine
lean lark
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thats good

ripe quest
lean lark
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any strike dmg

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is buffed by like a lot vs fallingtar beast

vestal pine
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hmm

hushed knoll
hushed agate
hushed knoll
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Omg it's so much better typing on my computer

frosty herald
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killing fallingstar with just glintstone shard

coarse birch
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if you like him thats fine but there is absolutely a lot of downtime

hushed knoll
frosty herald
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add torent into the placi arena!!!

lean lark
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no

coarse birch
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no

hushed agate
hushed knoll
north sedge
lean lark
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torrent in elden beast is the worst idea everyone collectively chose to add

hushed knoll
lean lark
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legit why the fuck would you use torrent?

vestal pine
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i can put broadsword's ash of war into the bat then?

lean lark
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"to get to places faster"?

hushed knoll
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You trying to start grassroots organizations

coarse birch
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yeah i never got the torrent thing

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your just gonna get knocked off and hes not that hard to reach

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normally

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esp if you know how the rings work

lean lark
hushed agate
vestal pine
coarse birch
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itll tell you what it can go on

lean lark
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i recommend running something like lion's claw

vestal pine
lean lark
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or even wild strikes

frosty herald
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there are all weapon ashes but also just weapon class ones

coarse birch
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yeah people complained about elden beast

vestal pine
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i dont like horse combat it feels clunky

coarse birch
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dont use your horse

vestal pine
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woo me swing weapon

coarse birch
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there is quite literally 0 bosses in which you want to fight on your horse

solar gorge
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yep

coarse birch
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torrent is a means of i frames and sometimes traversal in fights

vestal pine
hushed agate
frosty herald
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you can use torrent against gaius but its the worst idea imaginable

solar gorge
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unless for dodging firebreath from dragons it's p good

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like the flying one

lean lark
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ive never used torrent to fight any boss

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why the fuck would you do that

vestal pine
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how do you dodge the firebreath from agil or whatever

coarse birch
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idk why you would actually fight on torrent

solar gorge
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get on torrent and run

vestal pine
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i just beat his ass after like 20 tries i think

hushed agate
coarse birch
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run to the right or left

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in advance

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hope it doesnt deflect

vestal pine
frosty herald
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Ez way to beat all dragons

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Use torrent and heavy attack

solar gorge
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it's faster on torrent so you can rely less on ur reaction time

frosty herald
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Except dlc dragons

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They have hands

lean lark
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ez way to beat all dragons: use your fucking brain

vestal pine
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torrent combat is boring

vestal pine
hushed agate
solar gorge
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it's just to dodge one move then you get off

frozen glen
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all the dragons are basically the same just with different colors lmao

coarse birch
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yeah

north sedge
solar gorge
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p much

fossil rampart
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do different chainswords have different attack patterns?

vestal pine
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1/4 of it was the shithead sitting on top of the cliff

coarse birch
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yeah

hushed agate
fossil rampart
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which one has the sweeping attacks?

vestal pine
hushed agate
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All melee weapon mks have a different attack pattern

coarse birch
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borealis and ezyekes are the worst normal dragons

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forti is prob my least fav overall

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lansseaxx blows too

solar gorge
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lansseaxx when he decides it's time to make the game run at 20 fps

vestal pine
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anyway

royal vortex
vestal pine
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game has been freezing at times

coarse birch
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i love after affects on attacks for braindead frame trap

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very fun

solar gorge
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game struggles with particle effects spam

north sedge
coarse birch
solar gorge
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and it loves to spam particles

vestal pine
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for now im more comfortable with lies of p

fossil rampart
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which chainsword has sweeping attack pattern?

vestal pine
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shit runs like butter

frosty herald
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Lies of p is hella fun

coarse birch
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lansseaxx hasnt given me much issue

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with frames

solar gorge
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just the deathblight thing for me

frosty herald
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Beat the game with the booster glaive handle

solar gorge
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combine with lightning

north sedge
vestal pine
fossil rampart
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thx

vestal pine
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me charging heavy and then realize you move 1 microinch

frosty herald
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It does massive stagger too

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Used it alongside the mjolnr coil hammer head

solar gorge
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perfect parry tear for mixed physiks very fun

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best addition in the dlc

median steeple
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should've been a talisman ngl

vestal pine
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wrench head booster glaive handle gives you some stupid shit

frosty herald
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Wouldve been way too strong

solar gorge
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fight's over by the time it runs out anyway

frosty herald
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If i remember

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The police baton handle and wrench head does absurd damage

vestal pine
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it does

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baton has next attack 1.7x damage special and then the wrench has the big damage one

median steeple
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which is sad

vestal pine
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current fav is azure glaive

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using special to parry feels cool

frosty herald
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Ah yes

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The wolong weapon

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If your good enough at parrying your never taking damage

maiden path
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its almost time to play baldurs gate 3

vestal pine
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(2 dragon swrod is korean sword so, i guess it's "similar" idk)

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anyways very funny weapon i like using it in 1st phase of king of puppets cause you can use the light special on every incoming attack chain and get away with it cause he takes forever to put the next one

frosty herald
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imma be real

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i never fully deflected the romeo fire glaive string

vestal pine
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have you deflected the funny redeye pull attack

maiden path
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once i press play on baldurs gate 3 im gonna gain 80 pounds and start talking like a dungeon master

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key value pairs of baldurs gate 3

frosty herald
vestal pine
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not the red glow

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the uh romeo tries to pull with his scythe onr

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apprantly you can deflect him if you do a 180 and block behind you

fleet zealot
vestal pine
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i just learned to dodge that but funny none the less

fleet zealot
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Play so much you only drink water, no food

frosty herald
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people saying lies of p dodges have no iframes are the biggest liars ever

fleet zealot
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That’s how i was in high school

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Bone thin xqc type build

vestal pine
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idk maybe cause lop after 1.0.3 patch gives double dodges from getgo

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well not getgo but

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you know what i mean

frosty herald
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Actualy thats false

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You got rising dodge as a base skill

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And it was replaced by another heart upgrade

vestal pine
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wasnt the chain dodge was moved to tier 1

frosty herald
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I think it did

vestal pine
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i hate uneven ground while fighting and seems like every other bossroom in this game is gonna have lotta bumps

maiden path
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chat

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listen to the coolest riff ever

frosty herald
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Which game?

maiden path
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dire straits

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money for nothing

vestal pine
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idk i just hate the fact that i cant stab the antlion thingy cause it's stagged on the highrr mound and the stabbing part is on the air cause of it

frosty herald
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Kid named spirit ashes

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Also fun fact

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The final dlc boss has wonky hitboxes becsuse your fighting it on uneven ground

vestal pine
vestal pine
frosty herald
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bruh

maiden path
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did u guys know the guy who did the riff for money for nothing

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couldnt redo it

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they had to get a studio recording version

vestal pine
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nameless puppet was very fun

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manus wasnt and i just resorted to using throables and summon

obsidian prairie
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Wait fucking Manus is back?

frosty herald
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lies of p

obsidian prairie
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A

vestal pine
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lop manus

median steeple
vestal pine
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first phase wonky mace hitbox is one thing but 2nd phase random bullshit go is ass for me

frosty herald
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just run around and deflect the projectiles

vestal pine
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dammit you can deflect the stupid death projectiles?

frosty herald
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hand of god is easy to dodge if you dont accidentally walk into the massive aoe

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yu

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you can do the same to laxasia's lightning bolts

vestal pine
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laxasia i know of

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but didnt know manus worked either

frosty herald
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otherwise swap out your gear for the disruption thingy

vestal pine
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idk i just threw buncha throables at him

frosty herald
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lies of p first soulslike with good consumable items

vestal pine
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bowling ball is the funniest shit

lean lark
frosty herald
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wondering what team ninja is gonna do next

lean lark
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woat

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legit worst take of all time

frosty herald
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either rise of ronin dlc or nioh 3

frosty herald
vestal pine
lean lark
fleet zealot
lean lark
frosty herald
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ehem

vestal pine
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idk can you easy solo a boss with throables spam?

frosty herald
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good first soulslike with good throwable items

steel agate
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i love me the consumable that gives me more money 🙂

lean lark
lean lark
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elden ring

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hefty shit pot, hefty rot pot, hefty frostbite pot, hefty rock pot, hefty lightning pot

merry flume
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hefty rock pot with 90 strength

frosty herald
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i have used the hefty pots little i admit

lean lark
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hefty pots have insane aoe and dmg

vestal pine
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i do have to baffle at the fact that you can just throw throawables at black rabbit brotherhood eldest and skip the entire gank

frosty herald
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theyre also fucking easier to farm

merry flume
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wonder if hefty blood pots instableed like the rot one

lean lark
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yes

merry flume
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lmao

frosty herald
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no more rot butterflies to craft rot pots

lean lark
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i should do more seamless invasions tbh

median steeple
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I wish the fire perfumer bottles were better (the lightning one is insane)

frosty herald
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i wish there were more perfumer bottles

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sleep and deathblight wouldve been very funny

steel agate
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does make sense tho

obsidian prairie
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WHERE

steel agate
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uh, ive said too much

obsidian prairie
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I beg

steel agate
obsidian prairie
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Please

north sedge
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its in the madness area

median steeple
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the slender forest

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collect his pages

frosty herald
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bro hasnt gone to the abyssal woods church

maiden path
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chat its time

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time 2 spend 3 hours making my character

north sedge
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deep rock?

maiden path
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deep cock

steel agate
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chat hes going down by the river

fleet zealot
maiden path
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i got enough tbs to intall every game i own and have some leftover.......

median steeple
maiden path
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(i am broke)

median steeple
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or are you talking about PvP

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I haven't tried the prefumer stuff in pvp yet

frosty herald
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perfume bottles arent that great in pvp

median steeple
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crying

fleet zealot
frosty herald
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just for proccing status but not much else

steel agate
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sadly ya, its just funny to constantly proc-

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yea

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madness proc spam

obsidian prairie
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Melk managed this

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steel agate
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brain blast your fellow tarnished

median steeple
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I still wish madness as a status was better in pve

lean lark
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you can deadly poison mist perfume into eclipse shotel for deathblight mapwide btw

median steeple
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the spells are fine since they do fire dmg

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and like not a lot of things have full fire resis

frosty herald
lean lark
median steeple
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ah welcome back deathblight crossbow

maiden path
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its time for necromaaancy

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lean lark
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welcome back deathblight fire's deadly sin i mean nanaya's torch i mean smithscript shield i mean tumblebuffed cs

frosty herald
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smithscript shield was fucked but fixed

maiden path
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NUDITY

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gyulp

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baldurs gate 3

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will be my first turn based game

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if its bad

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im gonna turn this room into a mortuary

frosty herald
solar gorge
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turn base...

frosty herald
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thank you rogue trader for having an option to speed up turn based gamplay

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your so real for that

maiden path
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DRAGONBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

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maiden path
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im here to play peak

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not garbage

frosty herald
obsidian prairie
nimble fiber
maiden path
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im playing it on normal

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cause i dont play turn based games

obsidian prairie
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I don't play stuff on fuckoff difficulty either

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I just play tabletop

maiden path
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ur out of this equation then...

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we on computers old man

nimble fiber
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maiden path
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ah hell nah who the fuck let griffith in the crib

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Quick question: when does an enemy count as "electrocuted"?

maiden path
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dis games coustimzation is not as good as I thought it'd be

verbal marlin
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When it's been bonked enough by the shock staff and you see sparks, or after the special shockmaul stab?

royal vortex
verbal marlin
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:o

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Ok AWESOME

royal vortex
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there's a separate debuff that applies a dot when you stun them that also counts them as electrocuted (and works for smite and presumably stun grenades)

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BG3 is peak but RT is indeed very good

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Haven't played in a while, I wonder how different it will feel since they nerfed extra turns

maiden path
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baldurs gate 3 has worse customization then darktide

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how is that possible

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i can coustimize my dick and balls but theres only like 6 different faces

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'different'

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!!!

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i wanna do skyrim shit!!

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sighe./..

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fucked up freak

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will never be real

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in baldurs gate 3

visual stream
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Why do you take Nord

maiden path
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dark elves aint made to be stealthy

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and i like nords......

visual stream
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Kha'jiit is stealthy plus drug culture

maiden path
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khajiit are a bunch of drug addicted junkie cats

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that need to stay in their fucking camps

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the only reason they can 'stealth' is so they can steal more gold from hard working citizens to fuel their skooma addiction

visual stream
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Also fun unarmed build

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maiden path
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dark elfs will inherit nirn

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no cat can stick their nasty paws in my pockets

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for I wear jester clothes

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like a FREAK

spice flame
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what's the best chainsaw weapon?

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and what blessings/perks/stats

maiden path
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baldurs gate 3 makes no sense

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can have vitaligo but they cant add a fat slider

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i need 2 be crackhead skinny

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i want to look like a stick

placid fiber
maiden path
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exatley..

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no necromancer is built like a linebacker

placid fiber
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maiden path
frosty herald
maiden path
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u move it too far right and you look like fat albert

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too far left and ur a crackhead

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frosty herald
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crackheads have that insane build

maiden path
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nop

frosty herald
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ripped asf

maiden path
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u from denmark..

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u aint never seen no real crackhead..

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Florida gang

north sedge
solar gorge
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blue evis has amazing single with the crit on rev'd kill + crti cdr and chastise

maiden path
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THEY FUCKING LIED

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DICK SLIDERS AND VITILIGO DONT COUNT AS EXTENSIVE CHARACTER DEPTH

north sedge
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Chaxe has better single than evisc, both marks

solar gorge
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yeah but it's not a big ass chainsword

maiden path
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street fighter 6 having the best character customization ive seen in awhile is really fucked

solar gorge
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cyberpunk went this way aswell

spare talon
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@fleet zealot double decker couch

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dogshit character creator

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but hehehe funny dick slider guys

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BG3 doesn't even have a slider for it unless I recall wrong

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Just the different genital options

north sedge
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Neither had a slider

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Just some options

solar gorge
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cryberpunk has one

north sedge
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🤔

maiden path
solar gorge
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i played it when the dlc came out and you could make the cock bigger

maiden path
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it was better then baldurs gate

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even though it wasnt good

frosty herald
maiden path
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baldurs gate 3 is violently limited

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I like Dark Souls 3 character creation

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You can make some fucked looking characters

maiden path
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fromsofts character creators birthed an entire subreddit just for sliders

frosty herald
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theres also nexus mods that make the character creator actualy servicable

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Or literally a inch-by-inch recreation of like any fictional person you want

maiden path
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i remade uhh

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not maliketh

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nicolash

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micolash

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cause every npc is made using the character creator

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its insane

solar gorge
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dragon dogma 2's character creator was so good they released it as a demo before the game came out

maiden path
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dragons dogma 2 character creator fucks

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i made patches

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and uhh

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savan

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amazing character creator but the rest sucks ass

maiden path
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im waiting for dragons dogma 2 dark arisen

visual stream
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Bye bye enemy and content diversity

maiden path
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i liked dragons dogma 1 enough to slap in lik 100 hours

frosty herald
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dark arisen was made by a different director

maiden path
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i wanna play dragons dogma 2

frosty herald
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dont

maiden path
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i will

solar gorge
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it's alright

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but the hardest battle you'll face in the game

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is the dogshit abyssmal optimization

spare talon
solar gorge
maiden path
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fucked up ass patches

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i think its because all of the npcs use a shitton of cpu power

maiden path
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patches the autistic

frosty herald
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heavy bottlenecking

solar gorge
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aslong as there's thing to kill you can get infinte crit

spare talon
maiden path
spare talon
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Is very slow

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So it benefits the least compared to other weapons that work with crit cdr

frosty herald
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they really shouldve made it % based

solar gorge
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it's not slow enough to be noticeable you'll still get the thing filled up quick

maiden path
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i made this guy

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but like

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theres no good quality photos of dragons dogma 1 savan

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Thinking about the fact that there is a non-zero amount of people who think the entirety of BG3 is furry porn

spare talon
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I couldn't imagine how different it'd be for evis

solar gorge
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I still get more ults than necessary when playing with it

north sedge
solar gorge
maiden path
north sedge
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Don't worry you can fuck a (sort of) bear, just not the entire game and such

royal vortex
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there's also the barn incident

maiden path
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bear not anthropomorphized

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north sedge
solar gorge
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oh the bear thing

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yeah that's p degenerate

visual stream
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At least it's a druid and not actually a full animal

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Still cringe though

solar gorge
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doesn't really change anything

royal vortex
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i got a pop up at the start that said "do you endorse beastiality" and i clicked no and they refunded the game

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north sedge
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And it's played for laughs

visual stream
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Don't fw it though, wish it wasn't in the game

north sedge
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They should force everyone to see it

royal vortex
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just u wait for the dt dating sim

north sedge
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Opening cinematic, unskippable

visual stream
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Thankfully I'm not into brollic forest men so I don't have to worry about that

solar gorge
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u get to take the metal bits off hadron and see her centuries old rotten flesh

north sedge
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solar gorge
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it's still a sex scene with a bear on the screen idgaf about the context

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get that shit outtta here

north sedge
royal vortex
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i see a critical lack of death threats

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fleet zealot
north sedge
fleet zealot
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Ngl, i don't think any parody dating sim game can top league of legend's first spirit blossom event

north sedge
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And a sigh

fleet zealot
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that shit actually made me laugh

solar gorge
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i can't find the pic of the rannick darktide dating sim damn

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jafon made it

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# north sedge And a sigh

That reminds me of how every end of long rest in BG3, all four of your party members have this weird communal sigh

frosty herald
north sedge
maiden path
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whats the super shotty good at doing

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i cant tell

solar gorge
frosty herald
maiden path
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what the fuck trapper doing 😭

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puri-puri prisoner looking ass

visual stream
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Would crusher be the dedicated yandere character

fleet zealot
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there was a "Secret route" for cassiopeia where if you kept picking questions if she could crush you with her tail, at the end of the storyline, she would just admit she was using you for her own ends, and was going to kill, you but doesn't even want to now because if she does, she is just giving you what you want and you'd be the winner and not her

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And dreg ragers would be the frat bro character

frosty herald
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cassia gets a 40% banrate instantly

maiden path
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leage of legends fans in chat..

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mods get in here

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league

fleet zealot
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i'm not a league fan aynmore

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okay it was just like, one good moment in a pile of needles

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ok

maiden path
frosty herald
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im not touching that rancid piece of meat

fleet zealot
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I AM out

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it's uninstalled

maiden path
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u a league player for life

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its in ur blood

fleet zealot
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it was like, one in launcher minigame dating sim

maiden path
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its like da venom suit

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u gotta rip it off

solar gorge
maiden path
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I DONT WANNA BE ADDICTED TO PORN

fleet zealot
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and it was good, then the next spirit blossom event sucked ass, as did the ruination event

maiden path
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GET OFF

fleet zealot
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a good way to not be addicted to porn is to kiss someone irl

maiden path
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yea sorry 2 busy playing destiny

frosty herald
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i saw you getting lightfall

maiden path
fleet zealot
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destiny 2 is worse than league

maiden path
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i have all da dlcs expect for the most recent one

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for 30 bucks

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thank u steam summer sale

fleet zealot
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at least you can try to play league casually and relaxing

maiden path
#

destiny 2 is fun as shit

median steeple
fleet zealot
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and they have fun alternative game modes

solar gorge
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nothing is worse than a MOBA am sorry

median steeple
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so does destiny

maiden path
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u cannot play league casually

median steeple
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destiny is better than league adn this comes from a person who plays both

maiden path
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all ive been doing is casually playing destiny

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then you have dota 2 and smite

solar gorge
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bad bad

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MOBA bad

maiden path
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league doesnt let me dress my guy up like a space cowboy

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On account of having fifty of her pst life monks in her brain

fleet zealot
frosty herald
median steeple
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I love smite

maiden path
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destiny 2 transmog sucks weiner

median steeple
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been playing that shit for ages

maiden path
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i have to first farm a bounty

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so I can doit once

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maiden path
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and I can only transmog like 10 times

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insane

visual stream
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I played back in like 2016-2020

frosty herald
spare talon
median steeple
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WHAT THE GFUCK

solar gorge
frosty herald
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disrespectfully fuck bungie for making transmog a tedius system instead of a very simple mechanic like go to xur

median steeple
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grinding for lepic parts and man

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spare talon
median steeple
#

what the

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What the takeba doing

solar gorge
median steeple
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I want ultimate lepic

fleet zealot
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also like, none of the cinematics having any of the new skins besides graves and vayne. No diana, rengar, riven, olaf, pyke or irelia

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like wtf

median steeple
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that helmet does things to me

frosty herald
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vegito>gogeta and i will not debate this

median steeple
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I love the knight look

fleet zealot
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i'd kill to watch irelia and riven fight side by side

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such a missed oppurtunity

royal vortex
fleet zealot
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honsetly league moves the story slower than 40k does at this point

north sedge
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Vagina beats both vegito and gogeta sadly

frosty herald
median steeple
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I need my main man morde in a cinematic so badly

fleet zealot
frosty herald
#

league has a story beyond arkane?

ripe quest
spare talon
fleet zealot
maiden path
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im gonna die before the finale shape is on sale

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i aint paying 50 bucks for a dlc

fleet zealot
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but yea, there is wars and shit, revolutions, invasions

solar gorge
fleet zealot
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maybe they are holding off until the MMO

solar gorge
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phrasing isn't my strong suit

fleet zealot
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they really need to update singed in game tho

frosty herald
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there is no league mmo

north sedge
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Arcane is it's own thing

fleet zealot
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yea there is, unless they canned it a month ago and I wasn't paying attention

frosty herald
fleet zealot
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yea arcane is it's own side canon thing, idk it's confusing. honestly the game itself isn't canon

fleet zealot
frosty herald
#

league does have lotta sidegames

fleet zealot
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but they still have big names like ghostcrawler working on it

frosty herald
#

like that turn based game and mageseeker?

fleet zealot
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yea and they are cutting back on all of riot forge games

median steeple
#

also the echo game

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and project L

fleet zealot
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mageseeker, song of willump and nunu

frosty herald
#

what did riot cancel again

fleet zealot
#

project L was renamed

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riot killed their indie game team

spare talon
frosty herald
#

they did something recently

north sedge
#

2xko, a terrible name

median steeple
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I'm NOT calling it by its new name

fleet zealot
#

2XKO is so shit lmao

frosty herald
#

not 2xko

fleet zealot
#

project L might have had a funny name but it was at least better

solar gorge
#

if you've spent time in France you know that they treat anything Riot shits out like the second coming of god

north sedge
#

Game itself seems like it will be pretty good, but man that name

neat drum
frosty herald
#

OH YEAH

solar gorge
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there's not enough soyjack reaction images to describe the french people's view of riot games

frosty herald
#

THE SMASH BROS LIKE GAME

fleet zealot
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Ruined King RPG, Convergence, Hextech mayhem (heard this was a good rhythm game), Song of Nunu, Mageseeker, and Bandletale

north sedge
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Smash one was canned

fleet zealot
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and now there won't be anymore

frosty herald
#

they canceled it because of multiversus's reception

fleet zealot
#

SAD

frosty herald
#

which is dumb as fuck

fleet zealot
#

god forbid we don't go to make fun quality games instead of min maxing money with 500$ skin

spare talon
fleet zealot
#

C'MON BUY THE 500$ AHRI SKIN

#

WE Just laid off all our cute little indie game devs so you better buy THE SKIN

frosty herald
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cause multiversus failed by releasing in early access then putting it off of gamefronts rereleasing the full game but now it has a horendous battlepass and unlocking characters is slow as shit

median steeple
solar gorge
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why would they cancel it based on multiversus's flop when we all know their side games are carried by the ip

frosty herald
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and dont look at the real reason for multiversus flopping

solar gorge
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like all they do is copy popular style of game

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slap lol onto it

frosty herald
#

slay the spire league game

median steeple
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ahri players are like mercy players

solar gorge
#

sells like hotcake

median steeple
#

keeping the company afloat with their poor spending habits

spare talon
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solar gorge
north sedge
#

Besides the bad rename, project l seems like it's shaping up pretty well

frosty herald
visual stream
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LoL community sucks ass but I'm so glad everyone is united on making fun of people who have that skin

median steeple
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Fuck man I forgot I had spotify dj on

#

hearing my name from out of nowhere scared the shit out of me

frosty herald
#

the indie division most likely was canned cause even though the games were good they were overpriced for what they offered

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and not many people played them

fleet zealot
#

he still using default ahri XD

visual stream
#

At least he's not a sellout(?)

fleet zealot
#

tbf he did sign off on riot using his likeness to sell the skin and probably had input on the skin design

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prob not on the price itself tho

frosty herald
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he wouldve gotten clowned on if he did use the skin

maiden path
#

@spare talon do I really have to do the same dlc campaign 3 times to get strand on every class?

spare talon
frosty herald
#

Thats dumb

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Another bungie L

spare talon
royal vortex
#

every point is a low point when compared to the pinnacle of gaming

#

freddy fish 2

spare talon
#

That's like saying "another fatshark L" for talking about darktide launch

median steeple
#

fnaf 1 turns 10 this year

#

goes crazy

north sedge
spare talon
#

When that was over a year and a half ago

median steeple
#

fuck that asshole btw

maiden path
median steeple
#

I HATE THE CRESTFALLEN KNIGHT

spare talon
frosty herald
median steeple
#

stupid bitch

north sedge
maiden path
#

why doesnt it just give you the subclass when you first use it in campaign

#

makes no sense

median steeple
# north sedge

brother spouts deep lore and story only vaati can decipher

hushed knoll
north sedge
placid fiber
#

no lol

median steeple
north sedge
spare talon
median steeple
hushed knoll
frosty herald
#

He says some shit like every soul has its elden

hushed knoll
visual stream
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Some pathogens are Bloodborne

north sedge
#

Oh no don't get him started on bloodborne

spare talon
#

I'm on my lunch break at in n out and this 8 year old right next to me is yelling passive aggressive things at her mom cuz she won't get her ice cream due to her bad attitude

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And I'm just sitting here
I just wanna eat my food, man

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median steeple
#

had in n out once and it was horrid

spare talon
median steeple
north sedge
median steeple
#

Maybe it was the phoenix branch but man it was not good

royal vortex
visual stream
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I saw a post last night saying Ellie from TLoU would beat Doom Slayer

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"she would tactically evade him and wear him down"

spare talon
drowsy steppe
frosty herald
spare talon
visual stream
spare talon
#

Still am but I've grown to like burgers in general now

frosty herald
#

Playstation fans live in their own seperate world

royal vortex
north sedge
#

Five guys has better fries but that's it

visual stream
#

Five Fries 😋

spare talon
maiden path
#

chat silence

royal vortex
maiden path
#

i am pondering

#

proceed.

royal vortex
#

nobody told me living with long hair means that i fkin shed it like some kind of beast

median steeple
#

it's implied

#

unless you've been bald for the past 2 decades

royal vortex
#

i've been bald up until this morning where suddenly the testosterone supplements all kicked in at once

hushed knoll
coarse birch
hushed knoll
royal vortex
coarse birch
#

i have to deal with the same thing if it makes you feel better

hushed knoll
#

If Josho sheds he needs to be taken to the groomer

maiden path
fleet zealot
#

i took estrogen so hopefully it works right and I don't start balding

coarse birch
#

doesnt help i pull it out as a stress tick

hushed knoll
#

Hair

north sedge
coarse birch
#

i have long hair ye

median steeple
#

burger king with a pizza hut roof

spare talon
median steeple
#

like a roach living in a corpse

royal vortex
hushed knoll
spare talon
#

And my hair ain't even that long

fleet zealot
#

i know my father started balding in his mid 30s

royal vortex
#

i could not imagine pulling my gd hair out when im mad thats just gonna make it worse

hushed knoll
royal vortex
coarse birch
#

not mad but stressed

#

ive done it my whole life p much

frosty herald
#

bros hair is gonna be thinning

maiden path
north sedge
royal vortex
#

it is incredibly thick and curly which means i can store recreational amounts of crack cocaine within it unnoticed

coarse birch
#

im not grabbing like handfuls or anything but still

spare talon
royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

It’s no joke

median steeple
#

.......

spare talon
#

Mine is very fine but so dense and abundant so it's soft without being poofy

hushed knoll
#

I have fine hair and I hate it, that’s why I give myself a buzz Connecticut lmao

coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

Cut

hushed knoll
#

Even if I wore a hat I used to pull out other hair on my body

royal vortex
#

i stay relaxed by following women down dark streets in the early morning hours before the sun rises

coarse birch
#

thankfully the hat worked for the most part till i started pulling it through the back

#

its fine ive just gotta be concious about it

hushed knoll
#

Turns out it was a comorbidity of my ocd so once I got meds and therapy it lessened

spare dome
#

i always suspected you were jack the ripper

royal vortex
#

maybe u should invest in more reasonable coping mechanisms like biting your nails down until it hurts to touch anything

spare talon
hushed knoll
maiden path
coarse birch
#

josho is not cool enough to have a creepypasta name

maiden path
#

i do the captain america run

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Josho what

royal vortex
#

for a way more mundane and frankly kinda autistic reason

spare dome
#

really? a few times?

maiden path
coarse birch
#

only a few times?

maiden path
#

me chasing women