which one gud at wat
#zealot-class
rocky marsh
hushed agate
Uhhhh
Imma be honest
They both seems really similar to me
Idk
I just started yapping because i was bored
hushed agate
ivory marlin
Why isn’t he bouncing on his tail
ivory marlin
I kinda fuck with this
hushed agate
I kinda fuck with this
I had that exact flavor and havent tried any of the drinks since
Its feels like something you'd get from like
An event
ivory marlin
The others are decent
hushed agate
Idk how to describe it
hushed agate
I feel bad drinking it
ivory marlin
But barely any energy drinks are 0 sugar
hushed agate
Like i shouldnt do it and my entire body knows that
rocky marsh
ya
hushed agate
But barely any energy drinks are 0 sugar
That shit did NOT have zero sugar
rocky marsh
which shock maul good at what, feel like longer one faster
ivory marlin
That shit did NOT have zero sugar
It does
hushed agate
Do they make sugared versions? The one i got tasted like i was sucking on a sugar cube
hushed knoll
north sedge
hushed agate
I made avocado toast
Wait stan eats normal food?
hushed knoll
Of course
versed turtle
FINALLY
hushed knoll
All my food is normal
versed turtle
Shit pen but THANK GOD THRUST 4
royal vortex
which shock maul good at what, feel like longer one faster
they share all of the same damage profiles for different attack archetypes
north sedge
Shit pen but THANK GOD THRUST 4
royal vortex
just figure out the one you want to use
hushed knoll
Hello Josho owowowowowowo
rocky marsh
they share all of the same damage profiles for different attack archetypes
what different attack archtype mean, like if its downward or horizontal?
hushed agate
All my food is normal
I still cant tell if the microwaved ice cream stuff was a troll or not
hushed knoll
It’s not
hushed agate
Ughnn
hushed knoll
royal vortex
all of the sweeps/strikedowns have the same stats attached to them
nimble fiber
pls dont bring it up again
hushed knoll
This needed 30 more secs tbh
royal vortex
it pretty much exclusively comes down to the one you like
hushed knoll
pls dont bring it up again
Brong
nimble fiber
dont know what you're talking about
hushed knoll
Bucong babong babong
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
north sedge
Stans food is very real and can hurt you
rocky marsh
it pretty much exclusively comes down to the one you like
thank
perk and blessings?
shy kestrel
Haven't played in a while, is Evi considered good now?
royal vortex
thank
perk and blessings?
skullcrusher/lightning reflexes/high voltage
acoustic dune
evis?
shy kestrel
Eviscerator
north sedge
Elviscerator
shy kestrel
Which Mk. do you guys prefer on the Evis?
north sedge
mk2 has better horde, mk15 has better single target
shy kestrel
Mk XV is definitely easier to use
shy kestrel
mk2 has better horde, mk15 has better single target
Interesting that you say that beacuse in my rough measurements they seem about the same clear time on 10 pox walkers
hushed agate
Which Mk. do you guys prefer on the Evis?
Green
Less straightforward but i think its better????????
Blue felt boring
north sedge
Interesting that you say that beacuse in my rough measurements they seem about t...
the lights on mk15 are capped to 4 targets, regardless of blessings. so it ends up being slower, but still solid enough
shy kestrel
the lights on mk15 are capped to 4 targets, regardless of blessings. so it ends ...
Yeah but you get more of them out
Idk, maybe I'm measuring wrong?
hushed agate
Yeah but you get more of them out
Wdym by this?
shy kestrel
I mean spamming lights with mk 15 is faster than alternating heavy and light with mk 2
rough galleon
Mk15 is executioner greatsword
And just like the original, so goddamn boring
shy kestrel
Mk2 is mainly push attacks tbh
Is it?
royal vortex
it is not
hushed agate
DONT JUST X ME COWARD
shy kestrel
Mk15 is executioner greatsword
And just like the original, so goddamn boring
I just realized this as well lol
royal vortex
the push attack is identical to a light sweep
hushed agate
royal vortex
there is minimal reason to use the mk2 evis if you want to do pa/light spam for hordes
rough galleon
Mk2 heavy 1 is baller
hushed agate
the push attack is identical to a light sweep
Evis light attack combos are alot of overheads you push attack and you get two side sweeps. Combine that with occasional heavies. The push light light spam is super safe in my experience and is effective
shy kestrel
Evis light attack combos are alot of overheads you push attack and you get two s...
I'm not sure constantly being near 0 stamina is safe
royal vortex
at that point you're just playing a mk15 with less versatility
hushed agate
I'm not sure constantly being near 0 stamina is safe
Youre not doing it literally every attack you alternate it between that and the light heavy side sweep combo
shy kestrel
OK but is the pa-light combo on mk2 better than light-light on mk 15?
rocky marsh
how does the electrocute trigger
At first i thouight it was just on headshot, but doesnt seem to work against the cultist rager
at least l1
royal vortex
how does the electrocute trigger
At first i thouight it was just on headshot, bu...
same initial condition as skullcrusher
you have to stagger the target to apply the electrocuted debuff
hushed agate
OK but is the pa-light combo on mk2 better than light-light on mk 15?
Id generally say so yeah. Push light light is for when you can't commit to a heavy
rocky marsh
ah, thanks dood
hushed agate
Light heavy is better for hordes than mk2 tho
Wait is it light heavy or heavy light I havent slept in a while
On mk15
I think its light heavy
north sedge
OK but is the pa-light combo on mk2 better than light-light on mk 15?
capped in the same way mk15 lights are
shy kestrel
ok so I'm not sure how it is superior to light-light on mk15?
hushed agate
pa light on mk2 is not better than light light on mk15
But light heavy on mk2 is better than light light for mk15
royal vortex
hitting a bulwark shield with the shock maul special is applying skullcrusher but hitting the flesh isnt
rocky marsh
orange means headshot, yellow means crit?
i remember reading they cahnge the colour thing
rocky marsh
ah, so if hitmarker double line, and damage value is yellow, means crit + headshot
royal vortex
yeah
rocky marsh
thanks, what does orange damage value mean, non headshot crit?
grizzled aspen
Mk15 is executioner greatsword
And just like the original, so goddamn boring
It's so good, though. I love the headshot spam in melee.
rocky marsh
thanks, what does orange damage value mean, non headshot crit?
nvm im dumb as fuck :v
im just confusing myself
wow the shock mauls get 4 dodges
hushed agate
Shock mauls are such good all rounders
They even have anti bulwark
Which is always welcome
hushed knoll
yeah
CABBAGES AND GREENS
BROCCOLI AND BEANS
CAULIFLOWER AND ROASTED POTATOES
TASTE SO GOOD TO ME
royal vortex
why the hell are you like this
hushed agate
CABBAGES AND GREENS
BROCCOLI AND BEANS
CAULIFLOWER AND ROASTED POTATOES
TASTE ...
So true king
royal vortex
They even have anti bulwark
they are really good at taking an anti-unyielding weapon and making them deal like 4k dps to bulwarks/reapers with skullcrusher
hushed knoll
So true king
Do you know the song
hushed agate
No
hushed agate
they are really good at taking an anti-unyielding weapon and making them deal li...
Ill have to try that
hushed knoll
why the hell are you like this
Why do you hate me
rocky marsh
they are really good at taking an anti-unyielding weapon and making them deal li...
how do you do that?
i did special into heavy spam
royal vortex
how do you do that?
i did special into heavy spam
on bulwarks? special the shield and then do a followup light before swapping to your gun
columnus/lawbringer (shotguns in general with no respite but lawbringer has a higher min pellet count into unyielding than its total actual pellets so the damage is kinda nutty)
acoustic dune
good god
royal vortex
i think reapers have like 400 less hp so it should be
royal vortex
yeah you get the same bps anyways
royal vortex
this is on vet but for this you'd probably take anoint and purge the unclean on zealot and call it a day
i'm not a huge fan of unyielding on sauls just cuz i end up shooting ogryn enemies anyways but also it comes down to preference
if ur doin this to reapers/bulwarks the unyielding perk won't help
rocky marsh
ohj right because its the gun
ahhhh
when i was testing the weapon, i don't think any of the bps meaningfully change unless you are lighting the elites
even with crits i can't hit 2 tap bp on unarmoured gunner s, using lights
5 stacks martyr
royal vortex
the lights aren't great
the agni sort of gets away with it because they chain fast and you get a specific heavy light light bp on ragers w/ lightning reflexes
rocky marsh
on god roll with maniac, ragert is like 1 hp short of 2lights + 1 heavy
royal vortex
hence lightning reflexes
royal vortex
it has no icd or anything so you can block for like half a second vs 4 dreg ragers and stun at least 3 of them
royal vortex
skullcrusher vs high voltage comes down to preference mostly (in the context of pairing with lightning reflexes)
nets you the same rager bps
fleet zealot
lightning reflexes is good utility without giving up damage
which imo makes it a must have
royal vortex
it gives you a dreg rager stagger bp with grievous wounds while active since it's +power
rocky marsh
at first i was like, lightning reflexes not good because i need to block, which we all know isn't good in DT when i can just attack more
Then i realized FS finally giving me what i was asking for, more mechanics to play around with
royal vortex
which makes staggering dreg rager number 4 (if you don't stun him with the block) easier
acoustic dune
Blop may I aquire the weazle of the day?
rocky marsh
whats grevious wounds again
rocky marsh
mommentum build with saul?
or wounds still better
hushed agate
Yeah i dont think theres a clear winner for paul
Just however youd rather play the game
Id say marty might be a little better just from the merit of being marty
rocky marsh
does saul scale with crit?
hushed agate
But zealot keystones are really balanced
hushed agate
does saul scale with crit?
No idea
royal vortex
it has decent finesse but unless you have duellist it's not worth going blazing piety
crit cdr and the punishment node above invocation have both been justifiably nerfed so piety is kinda just
bad
unless you have a weapon with deranged crit adm boosts or insane finesse like knife
rocky marsh
even i know :v
eh, 4 stacks of wound is already better AS wise than mommentum full stacks
hushed agate
I just play the video game i dont often look at the patch notes
frosty herald
hushed agate
I have more stones
You cannot last
I will bully you and you will be placed into the locker
rocky marsh
ah with the agni IA shock maul you can heavy into two lights, kills.
need maniac tho
WAIt
IT BLOCKS CRUSHER OVERHREADF
royal vortex
you still take the damage
lusty turtle
ye nothing can block crusher overheads except for like, dclaw parry
royal vortex
i enter the psykhanium to begin the next big weapon writeup guide
i know to stop when the annoying british man starts messaging me at 4 am calling me a failure for my life choices
hushed agate
ye nothing can block crusher overheads except for like, dclaw parry
wait dclaw can parry crushers
spare dome
david cameron?
hushed agate
i never bothered to even try that...
royal vortex
david cameron?
far more mundane unfortunately
lusty turtle
*wait dclaw can parry crushers*
have to perfect time it or it guard breaks you, but yes
fleet zealot
Yea the timing on crusher/overhead parries is tighter for dclaw parries
lusty turtle
i know to stop when the annoying british man starts messaging me at 4 am calling...
i would do no such thing
royal vortex
there is a creature who would
(and does it frequently)
damn wow indignatus is like significantly worse at mauler killing than the agni
lusty turtle
agni was always a bit better single target ye
hushed agate
I wish dclaw parries felt cooler
royal vortex
agni was always a bit better single target ye
once you hit a certain ramp up point it's like 400 dps worth of difference (1200 vs 1600)
lusty turtle
if i'm not mistaken indig is better into hordes?
royal vortex
they should be fairly similar
i think there's something weird going on here specifically with duellist's duration and stagger timers that makes the agni better (assuming skullcrusher and not high voltage)
for skullcrusher optimization (assuming you're using duellist which u should be) you have to dodge and then hit a push attack headshot into heavy>heavy>light
and you i think need a certain number of momentum stacks to make the light actually finish the mauler off otherwise u have to light again and now you're doing like a little more than half of the agni's dps in the same conditions
nvm you can just faceroll 3 heavies and get the same damage god bless sweep single target damage being overtuned on like literally every weapon in the game
frosty herald
When i get my bret longsword equivelant i will eat crusher overheads as breakfast
sterile stone
When i get my bret longsword equivelant i will eat crusher overheads as breakfas...
He says this
As he gets crumpled like paper
By a mauler
frosty herald
By a mauler
🤫🧏♂️
hushed agate
hushed agate
Is that good on zealot?
Yes
vestal pine
When i get my bret longsword equivelant i will eat crusher overheads as breakfas...
2 psword when
hushed agate
All chain weapons are good on zealot
north sedge
Chaxe is quite good
frosty herald
2 psword when
I will forgive fatshark for everything
serene geyser
can i get this with shock maul or does it have to be using stun nades
visual stream
Minecraft :(
vestal pine
wheres the mayo?
visual stream
wheres the mayo?
ran out
ate it all before I was done cooking because I got too hungry
noble ingot
Minecraft :(
rashuns 
hushed agate
Tastes great though
I guess thats all that matters really
As long as it doesn't give you food poisoning or som shit
visual stream
As long as it doesn't give you food poisoning or som shit
Food poisoning is scared of me, not the other way around
hushed agate
Got that fast food gut i see
noble ingot
dat stove looks ancient sah
hushed agate
My body has also built up a tolerance for eating near non edible food
Well
Most of the time im fine
visual stream
dat stove looks ancient sah
It is
Sometimes it unplugs itself when I'm trying to bake stuff
storm elm
Rolled this from a Damnation mission, can I do anything with it or should I scrap it for the Blessing
noble ingot
scrap
merry flume
when the psyker just uses smite no matter the situation
almost got triple overheaded from some doofus smiting in a small hallway 😭
visual stream
when the psyker just uses smite no matter the situation
On the occasion that I'm dead and I'm spectating a smyker, if I see they spam it even at trash melee enemies I know the run is cooked
merry flume
i saw this guy smite trash mobs all the time then just walk away from them when they got staggered to the ground
visual stream
One time one was last alive right next to the respawn point and kept smiting the literal three bruisers between him and the team res
Of course this guy takes ten seconds longer than he has to and a new horde spawns
merry flume
the psyker that purg staffs dogs (and still gets caught by disablers all the time)
visual stream
That reminds me of mfs who won't stop shooting dogs and making them stagger backwards when I'm already about to one tap it right next to me
I GOT IT BRO WE'RE WASTING BOTH OF OUR TIME HERE
fleet zealot
That reminds me of mfs who won't stop shooting dogs and making them stagger back...
but it's fun to watch the doggo dance
frosty herald
i saw this guy smite trash mobs all the time then just walk away from them when ...
this was when smite was just reworked into being the chain lightning and the staff into old smite
it didnt do enough damage at first to kill trashmobs
so youd always have to clean up after smite psykers
fleet zealot
i saw this guy smite trash mobs all the time then just walk away from them when ...
he's carrying his team without using damage obv /j
there is 2 types of smite players, stagger shitters or chad brainlessly melting everything
stone fern
cant even do weeklies without being assaulted in the elevators smh
fleet zealot
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376> cant even do weeklies without being assaulted i...
average martyrdom experience
had a teammate drop healthpack adn pinged and called me in voice chat to fuckin sit on it
i'm 2 wounds no corruption martyrdom lol
i don't want your HP pack
teammates hitting you with health stims
stone fern
TBH even tho i hate it being done to me
i was on the other end of that
in my defence tho who runs 4 wound marty?
fleet zealot
in my defence tho who runs 4 wound marty?
no one worth a damn
i don't even get the +2 wound curios 1+ toughnses curio martyrs
just
own up to the build
stone fern
depending on the weapon i run +3 stamina sometimes
fleet zealot
if i'm running +3 stam i'm not taking martyrdom tbh
opaque island
i don't want your HP pack
usually i tell people i do more damage and attack faster at low health and they stop trying to get me to heal
fleet zealot
big and fluffy
opaque island
if im using marty im also using max wound curios and talents, no question. THEY'RE SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE
jaunty lava
The backstab penances are so dumb
opaque island
are they as dirty and piss everywhere like ive heard?
stone fern
zealot penances arent as bad as other classes
you can combo a lot of them
get backstabs in stealth/on ranged enemies or kill them in stealth with knives and it counts for more than one thing
jaunty lava
Yeah but at least psyker i didn't had to go so out of my way just to kill gunners in the back
stone fern
psyker has the easiest penances
fleet zealot
are they as dirty and piss everywhere like ive heard?
here is angora ferrets
the piss in corners
so you just put puppy pads in corners
you can pick em up and place them a bit away from the wall
and they will remember that
they def aren't dirty tho
they like being clean except if they got into dirt or something
zealous basin
here is angora ferrets
fucked up man
fleet zealot
angora ferrets are extra fluffy
zealous basin
i would flay him
opaque island
I thought they liked rolling in dirt and stuff like that, maybe im getting it mixed up with chinchillas
fleet zealot
I thought they liked rolling in dirt and stuff like that, maybe im getting it mi...
oh they do
stone fern
angora ferrets are extra fluffy
🤔 do farrets actually kill snakes or is that an urban legend?
fleet zealot
but you can give them alternatives
zealous basin
🤔 do farrets actually kill snakes or is that an urban legend?
thats mongeese bro
spare talon
I thought they liked rolling in dirt and stuff like that, maybe im getting it mi...
chinchillas roll in dust and ash to clean themselves
fleet zealot
uncooked rice, macaroni, compostable packing peanuts
fleet zealot
🤔 do farrets actually kill snakes or is that an urban legend?
that's mongeese
zealous basin
wtf snakes are cool
fleet zealot
ferrets prefer small rodents/rabbits
merry flume
watching cute animals kill things is so scary 😔
hushed agate
ornate bone
How’s the new mace and pistol?
hushed agate
https://tenor.com/view/da-vinki-voss-voss-twins-da-vinki-gif-27606196
I love these guys
They are my spirit animals
hushed agate
How’s the new mace and pistol?
Good shit
ornate bone
Good at being shit?
tight fog
they look like jedward
nimble fiber
hushed agate
Good at being shit?
No as in they are the shit
visual stream
angora ferrets are extra fluffy
I feel like this specific ferret is what zigzagoon is based on
fossil rampart
what are your guys go to melee weapons?
hushed agate
Saul is an amazing all rounder with built in anti bulwark and bistol is just cool
Its just worse zarona but zarona is overtuned anyway
tight fog
what are your guys go to melee weapons?
combat axe for me
fossil rampart
sweet
tight fog
weve got loads of good weapons, just see what you like basically
hushed knoll
<a:bro_what:1237430325857222696>
It’s hummus time 😍😍😍😍😍
fossil rampart
havent played zealot in a while
nimble fiber
what
visual stream
what are your guys go to melee weapons?
On Vet my favorite is the first Chord, Zealot is ironhelm, Ogryn is the gray foldable shovel, and Psyker is Illisi or Deimos depending on build 
nimble fiber
never really liked hummus
nimble fiber
huh
nimble fiber
left iron
F
tribal estuary
even when farming for man stopper on psycher lvl 19, im still not gettin it 
the emperor hates me
stone fern
melk got it for me tbh
tribal estuary
i just wanna try manstopper on the hacker once
spare talon
Same happened to me
So I target farmed a new one and after some perk tweaking I now have this
ripe quest
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/336338309754388481/1261500145774887052/...
what in gods name
hushed knoll
someone's happy to see stan
Why wouldn’t they be
coarse birch
WTF a durian
what did durians ever do to deserve this
visual stream
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/336338309754388481/1261500145774887052/...
It looks like a valorant skin
coarse birch
hi stan
hushed knoll
what did durians ever do to deserve this
ripe quest
the weapons look like ass and they do 140k DPS what kind of mmo slop is this
royal vortex
explode
visual stream
special ammunition is taco bell
hushed knoll
Lmao
visual stream
Or mexican rice
ivory marlin
Im usually not a fan of hats or the mlb but they kinda cooked with this one i aint gonna lie
ivory marlin
Shits got me looking fly as hell
hushed knoll
Im usually not a fan of hats or the mlb but they kinda cooked with this one i ai...
Nice
visual stream
https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-shocked-turn-gif-6205091617477847398
i love shatboy littlepigblanet
visual stream
Hi Dough
ivory marlin
Hi dough
left iron
Bye Dough
left iron
What
coarse birch
damn
royal vortex
special ammunition is taco bell
obligatory
hushed knoll
Stans been way off recently
Huh?
spare talon
the weapons look like ass *and* they do 140k DPS what kind of mmo slop is this
It looks a little goofy but I really like this weapon tbh
And the numbers are that high cuz it scales from lvl 1-100 and this is lvl 100 so numbers are ofc gonna be bigger
left iron
I've been shot
spare talon
it is a Korean game
ripe quest
day 156 of helldivers 2 spreadsheet gaming
hushed knoll
Do Koreans dupe a grub number of soda
ripe quest
They start out at literally like 170 dps
games that do that shit are so fucking annoying
hushed knoll
Wtf
royal vortex
dupe a grub number of soda
hushed knoll
Do Koreans do a high number of dps*
left iron
coarse birch
2 strikes
hushed knoll
ICE
coarse birch
type carefully
left iron
coarse birch
good job
frosty herald
fuck bloated weapon stats all my homies hate 1mil+ dps weapons
north sedge
day 156 of helldivers 2 spreadsheet gaming
buff recoiless
median steeple
visual stream
obligatory
Clandesco Belliana
spare talon
games that do that shit are so fucking annoying
Warframe
hushed knoll
You’re gojabe shriobel ok in the shah way
coarse birch
uh
left iron
north sedge
You’re gojabe shriobel ok in the shah way
what
spare talon
(The enemies don't don't millions of health, you are just that strong)
ripe quest
buff recoiless
I'm gonna send a support ticket w/ a collage of every time you've said "buff recoilless"
royal vortex
stan would u defend the ogryn while he unwraps his second burrito
coarse birch
ive actually been under flood advisory for a bit so i cant drink the water without boiling i t
spare dome
diablo 3 the first time i started doing 13.7 trillion dps
north sedge
I'm gonna send a support ticket w/ a collage of every time you've said "buff rec...
include the dumb people that take the bait too
coarse birch
might be safe by now actually
spare dome
is when i stopped giving a shit
hushed knoll
stan would u defend the ogryn while he unwraps his second burrito
I would tajuwt the ibuprofen from the vogue
left iron
What
coarse birch
i uh
hushed knoll
Take the burrito before the ohryn
coarse birch
sure stan
royal vortex
what in the world
hushed knoll
From the Ohren
royal vortex
royal vortex
the ogryn would fucking kill you dude
frosty herald
weapon does 1k damage against an opponent with 10k hp ok now its 10 damage against a 100 hp enemy
royal vortex
if you tried to take my burrito from me i would likewise fucking kill you
frosty herald
borderlands has funny weapon numbers on uvhm
hushed knoll
the ogryn would fucking kill you dude
Ogryn are gentle giants
coarse birch
(the ogryn is josho he is not a threat)
spare talon
obligatory
You asked me to guess the context last time
Are you literally standing in a corner asking them to defend you while you are literally doing just that
royal vortex
yes
coarse birch
what
royal vortex
the burrito was heavily defended and i needed them to guard me while i breached the perimeter
coarse birch
is it
royal vortex
proofread
spare dome
you eat your burritos in basra or something
royal vortex
so called english teachers when you ask them a fucking question
ripe quest
borderlands has funny weapon numbers on uvhm
Borderlands is also a rather shit korean mmo don't @ me
hushed knoll
Why so salty
frosty herald
Borderlands is also a rather shit korean mmo don't @ me
spare dome
Borderlands is also a rather shit korean mmo don't @ me
as a fan I agree except borderlands isnt sexy
royal vortex
Why so salty
thats how i was ordered
hushed knoll
Borderlands is also a rather shit korean mmo don't @ me
@
ripe quest
as a fan I agree except borderlands isnt sexy
Not to you, it's a more refined taste.
hushed knoll
I rub the salt off
coarse birch
josho would you come with extra rice too
royal vortex
you eat your burritos in basra or something
u wouldnt understand the safety requirements
royal vortex
josho would you come with extra rice too
i cannot answer the way i wish to answer
spare dome
RAMIREZ, DEFEND THE BURRITO TWINK!
hushed knoll
Stan I'm gonna send your food to a CM if you do that again.
My food is fine
coarse birch
whatever you are about to send me i do not want to open it
royal vortex
i am not exhillious
royal vortex
i do not send mpreg videos to unsuspecting vc goers
coarse birch
your worse
ripe quest
My food is fine
I'm pretty sure Sept Sis literally gagged when I sent her your food
royal vortex
acid acid toast
hushed knoll
Avocado
hushed knoll
i do not send mpreg videos to unsuspecting vc goers
STOP
spare dome
your food is why she resigned
north sedge
acid acid toast
royal vortex
oh i forgot that's a sore subject for stan
spare dome
she refused to occupy this space even for pay
ripe quest
is that even like, toasted
left iron
What
north sedge
haha what
royal vortex
?????
ripe quest
i am not exhillious
Josho I sent you a speedrun about a guy needing to beat FnaF Security Breach before he gives birth to 4 pounds of burrito it's not that bad.
north sedge
stan's like a dark souls npc that had it's text garbled by a file error
hushed knoll
Josho I sent you a speedrun about a guy needing to beat FnaF Security Breach bef...
Gives birth????
hushed knoll
stan's like a dark souls npc that had it's text garbled by a file error
I’ll show you an blowout
Ew
north sedge
what
hushed knoll
I mean box
ripe quest
WAHT
north sedge
WHAT
royal vortex
exhillious's mental overton window has shifted such that "giving birth to 4 pounds of burrito" is normal
hushed knoll
Mac
spare talon
so called english teachers when you ask them a fucking question
"Teacher how do I spell exhausted"
"Guh"
hushed knoll
Npc
royal vortex
spare talon
I’ll show you an blowout
What the fuck stan
royal vortex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
left iron
stan's like a dark souls npc that had it's text garbled by a file error
Imagine Stan shouting these lines with the same enthusiasm as Igon
royal vortex
MY FACE HURTS
coarse birch
so do you it seems
hushed knoll
I MEANT NACHOS
ripe quest
exhillious's mental overton window has shifted such that "giving birth to 4 poun...
I mean, I'm an ex-tumblr/4chanite I've always had this within me.
spare talon
MY PHONE SUCKS
I think you mean your phone blows
royal vortex
MY GOD
left iron
royal vortex
a WHAT position
left iron
LMAO
coarse birch
isnt that always the case
hushed knoll
A weird position
spare talon
STAN YOURE LITERALLY MAKING IT WORSE
north sedge
he's in a abend position, about to show us a blowout
royal vortex
I mean, I'm an ex-tumblr/4chanite I've always had this within me.
im not much better i cannot actually give u shit
hushed knoll
Dough shit the risotto up
coarse birch
stan i think you should just put the phone down
hushed knoll
God dammit
coarse birch
risotto
hushed knoll
Shut the fuck up
spare talon
north sedge
haha
royal vortex
dough is on his way to the toilet to shit out the risotto he swallowed whole
it's gonna be like corn
hushed knoll
What the fuck
north sedge
🤌
royal vortex
this is the creation of the ass gun in real time
royal vortex
the ammunition is rice
north sedge
easier to tyrese for sure
royal vortex
i also like to tyrese
ripe quest
Easier to Tyrese
do not the Tyrese
hushed knoll
I was trying to strats my glutes
royal vortex
"i'll show you a blowout" actually fucking sucked the air out of my lungs
hushed knoll
Stretch my glutes
royal vortex
i could not breathe
royal vortex
I was trying to strats my glutes
i prefer to tactics my glutes
spare talon
Tyrese is probably enjoying themselves
royal vortex
tyrese is the one causing the blowout
hushed knoll
"i'll show you a blowout" actually fucking sucked the air out of my lungs
Ate you in a d Toronto
royal vortex
?
royal vortex
i don't speak charlie brown's parents
ripe quest
ripe quest
I don't speak bottom.
hushed knoll
coarse birch
why would you sexface that
royal vortex
i've been attacked by the mind powers of the evil wizard stan
hushed knoll
It’s not a Sex face
royal vortex
exhillious is either too young or too old to be sex faced
spare talon
Are you a sleevjy little guiy
royal vortex
shame on u stan
hushed knoll
Shut up
ripe quest
exhillious is either too young or too old to be sex faced
Lines up w/ the fact that Stan thinks I'm 10 or 50
hushed knoll
I’m going to spill Justin out t you and make you sit in the sun with wasps
coarse birch
i pray you are 50 for stans sake
left iron
royal vortex
what does justin have to do with this
coarse birch
so justin and tyrese are involved huh
ripe quest
so justin and tyrese are involved huh
Yeah he met them on Grindr
coarse birch
sure it is stan
spare talon
The Verizon conspiracy
ripe quest
Verdi on. Faults sounds like an old Victorian-era title
coarse birch
if stan had to use a typewriter there would be no forests left
hushed knoll
You would make a great typewriter
hushed knoll
Your bone cartilage would
ripe quest
I'm gonna compose a piece w/ the name "Verdi on. Faults" actually that sounds funny
left iron
hushed knoll
Please don’t take notes
hushed knoll
God dammit
coarse birch
you might be able to make one out of my bone cartilage
royal vortex
ripe quest
The forest is so ripped
hushed knoll
😒
north sedge
hushed knoll
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058137608535932929/1253130230076276766/a...
This is distrubing
ripe quest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058137608535932929/1253130230076276766/a...
I forgot about what I drew for pogblast
royal vortex
LMFAO
coarse birch
stan you were there
ripe quest
this goes so hard
royal vortex
dark shoes
coarse birch
dark shoes yeah
north sedge
yea it's dark shoes
ripe quest
OOOO
hushed knoll
I can’t
north sedge
arise, cursed unshoed, link the fire with thine athlete's foot
spare talon
How is it this hard to just slow down and read what you type
ripe quest
How is it this hard to just slow down and read what you type
The problem is is that he brews worse the longer he needs to type it
hushed knoll
You have to be fast in return
south folio
stan's body far outpaces his brain
royal vortex
stan fighting through gallons of fate come to type the phrase "i'll show you an blowout"
north sedge
stan has ultra instinct but for typos
obsidian prairie
stan fighting through gallons of fate come to type the phrase "i'll show you an ...
I am dead
north sedge
Life comes at you fat
*gay
hushed knoll
I can’t
spare talon
Life’s comes at you fate come
No I think you're the only one fated to come fast
hushed knoll
I need my phone too cool off before it attempts to type again
Oh thank god no typos
north sedge
what
south folio
too
royal vortex
it's re-arming
coarse birch
say hi to tyrese and justin for me
spare talon
it's re-arming
It's charging up like a power weapon
royal vortex
it's about to unleash a torrent of the most ungodly shit you've ever seen
coarse birch
its over for us
spare talon
For an ultra typo that makes the very gods weep
south folio
can't believe stan made the rookie mistake of letting his phone overheat, which increases the chance of typoes by 1% per fahrenheit
royal vortex
it begins
royal vortex
reef
south folio
coral reef
sooo environmentally conscious
coarse birch
glad the phone can do that at least
hushed knoll
coral reef
sooo environmentally conscious
Soon you won’t be any kind of conscious
spare dome
the great barrier rekt
south folio
wh
hushed knoll
Wait that sounds hella creepy
royal vortex
i am going to unwrap stan's skin like i unwrapped the burrito
left iron
hushed knoll
I don’t mean it in a crepe way
coarse birch
getting the shadow heart treatment
hushed knoll
Creepy
south folio
crepe
hushed knoll
God dammit
south folio
yum
coarse birch
arco would make a good crepe
hushed agate
What i walk into
coarse birch
i am taller than you stan
hushed knoll
I meant you are shart
spare dome
spare talon
I'm at work and shouldn't be on my phone for this long
But oh my god this is just so peak I can't miss it
hushed agate
Funny poop word
obsidian prairie
What i walk into
Stan violating the laws of conservation and creating infinite bullshit from one sentence
hushed knoll
Go wok cuz I have to go eat teisudsbs
Soon
Triscuirs
You know what I mean
Work
left iron
What
spare talon
No I really done
hushed agate
No we dont????
royal vortex
go wok go brok
coarse birch
oh yeah that clears it up
north sedge
Go wok cuz I have to go eat teisudsbs
south folio
walk the wok
hushed knoll
Who is Dewey cox
north sedge
lol
spare talon
Tok the tok
north sedge
we've been over this stan
north sedge
rub
left iron
LMAO
south folio
rub
rough galleon
Stan had a rub earlier eh?
hushed agate
Stan a freak fr
hushed knoll
I give up
spare talon
Yeah we know you took a rub, prolly from Tyrese
royal vortex
justin and tyrese took turns
south folio
yeah let your phone cool off
hushed agate
Im sorry stan
south folio
cole is having a seizure irl as his coworkers watch on
spare talon
I can't keep a straight face and run the register
royal vortex
burf
obsidian prairie
I am so glad I caught Stan hour
hushed knoll
I am so glad I caught Stan hour
I won’t even attempt to type your name
obsidian prairie
I won’t even attempt to type your name
Do it
hushed knoll
Racist
spare talon
I won’t even attempt to type your name
Merciful stan
hushed knoll
Canncojjejra
left iron
Excuse you, address me with my full name, you goddamn gooseling
obsidian prairie
FUCK
south folio
oh i thought you would be asraval
royal vortex
@coarse birch post the clip
south folio
good thing both of you are people who i want to kill
coarse birch
what clip
obsidian prairie
Time to change your name!
I know
coarse birch
i tabbed out
hushed knoll
royal vortex
the ogryn one
coarse birch
hushed knoll
Dough
royal vortex
truly amazing
royal vortex
cough
south folio
foolish fool
coarse birch
the secret ogryn movetech was josho not having to play DT all along
hushed knoll
Incban hear doughs laugh here
south folio
josho truly is the ogryn main of all time
hushed knoll
I can
coarse birch
i wonder why
south folio
no that's just random dolphin noises that yoshi edited into the clip
north sedge
the secret ogryn movetech was josho not having to play DT all along
ultimately ended the run too
coarse birch
he did bullrush off the dropdown
and missed
so he went flying off the side of the map
hushed knoll
Spelling fail
coarse birch
you are a spelling fail
hushed agate
Stan you misspelled 80% of your messages
royal vortex
What did Josho even do in the clap
ur mom's cheeks
hushed knoll
Spelling
south folio
josho expected to get ledged but instead the game decided let josho go entirely off the side of the cliff and instantly fucking die
coarse birch
i think something else is doing the soaking
hushed knoll
ur mom's cheeks
royal vortex
josho expected to get ledged but instead the game decided let josho go entirely ...
i was betrayed
hushed knoll
i think something else is doing the soaking
royal vortex
my ogryn did not have the gorilla grip
coarse birch
shame
north sedge
Spelling fail
vestal pine
elden ring and in stuck in the funny crystal mines
idk how to beat thsi antlion thingy
coarse birch
sellia crystal tunnel?
hushed agate
Im crying😭
coarse birch
yeah sellia crystal tunnel
frozen glen
the fallingstar beast
coarse birch
has a fallingstar beast at the end
frozen glen
one of 24
coarse birch
he does give you a bunch of crafting materials
vestal pine
im just using broadsword ash of war and spamming that heavy to get stagger
frozen glen
its somber
coarse birch
square off?
vestal pine
idk where to upgrade and my broadsword is still not upgraded so
hushed knoll
😒
coarse birch
if you are using a +0 then yeah your going to struggle
vestal pine
time to backtrack
coarse birch
do you have a horse
vestal pine
whats the usual level to fight the guy?
south folio
baby cut carrots
vestal pine
do you have a horse
friend helped me on that, least i beat the stupid dragon solo
spare talon
It actually is a movement tech
Cuz technically he does move quite far and quite fast during it
north sedge
baby cut carrots
vestal pine
currently lvl 38
coarse birch
you could beat it at level 40
solar gorge
uograde ur sword
hushed knoll
Just trying to read the god damn Wikipedia a reticle while I’m eating them
frozen glen
get a bloodhounds fang and beat the entire game with it
hushed knoll
Article
south folio
damnit stan
solar gorge
difference between a +0 and +4 is crazy
south folio
you've done it again
royal vortex
coarse birch
bloodhounds fang stinky
spare talon
elden ring and in stuck in the funny crystal mines
Get trapped chested, nerd
frozen glen
you're stinky
coarse birch
yeah
frozen glen
i forgot my name was rebders
south folio
shut up rebders
royal vortex
@hushed knoll
solar gorge
chads play dual giantcrushers
frozen glen
shut up arcotash
south folio
L take from an L man
vestal pine
Get trapped chested, nerd
i also forgot to kill the tree sentinel in limbgrave cause i thought i did it all so i went to the tp chest
coarse birch
if you have the horse rest at a grace and you should be able to upgrade your weapon
you can get up to like +3 from kale as well
he has an anvil next to him
hushed knoll
Kale?
frozen glen
hello stan
hushed knoll
Like the begehbar
north sedge
shouldn't he have access to roundtable by now
hushed knoll
Vegetable
north sedge
begehbar
coarse birch
yeah thats why im saying rest and maybe he will get the cutscene
hushed agate
Like the begehbar
HOW
coarse birch
going to caelid usually triggers it
vestal pine
if you have the horse rest at a grace and you should be able to upgrade your wea...
i dkd unlock the grace on the mines cause my dumbass kept climbing up
rustic steppe
Yo mk6 knife is so fun.
coarse birch
but if hes at +0 first church works anyway
obsidian prairie
Yo mk6 knife is so fun.
Yes
solar gorge
have you killed morgot the stanky yet
obsidian prairie
It is objectively better than mk6 (probably)
vestal pine
have you killed morgot the stanky yet
still on limgrave
hushed agate
Now we need a zealot power sword.
I will cut off a pinkie toe for a power fist unironically
solar gorge
ok
coarse birch
killing margit would also unlock it
obsidian prairie
I don’t know if I am strong enough to make something better with willpower
coarse birch
but going to caelid has done it for me not 100% sure how it works
vestal pine
killing margit would also unlock it
rt hold?
coarse birch
yeah
vestal pine
no i dont think i unlocked one
coarse birch
actually if you even die
solar gorge
usually i just run to caelid and sleep at the church site of grace
coarse birch
and then rest again
solar gorge
you just have to kill the npc
coarse birch
yeah thats what i do
frosty herald
what are you talking about?
solar gorge
elden bing
obsidian prairie
I go to caelid anyway, fuck you big dragon my dumb ass has a bleed shied
coarse birch
if you dont want to fight whats her face
frozen glen
if you dont have enough runes just get the sacred relic sword rq and then farm mohgwyn palace
ez
solar gorge
never farmed once
coarse birch
upgrade your weapon aside from health its 90% of your damage anyway
frosty herald
just go to guranq get to the roundtable
spare talon
however farming is for COWARDS
Yeah just mod out rune loss on death and you don't need to farm 