zealot-class

[mint ruin]

does swift certainty's gunfire dodging when sprinting count for all directions of running as in:
if you're facing a gunner and you run towards him will it still dodge it or must you run sideways?

[tribal estuary]

im gonna check, if ur all lying istg

[tribal estuary]

only sideways

u gotta be at an angle

[acoustic dune]

mass hysteria

[tribal estuary]

u always count as dodging when sprinting for all characters anyways

but for swift certainty its counts as dodging out of stam too

[vestal pine]

iirc around 55 degree from the guner fire

[tribal estuary]

im gonna get a hacker on my vet, and see if i can just not need to roll for a blessing

cuz i havent played vet in months

[acoustic dune]

if it doesnt workout

do not stab me

[tribal estuary]

[acoustic dune]

or shoot

[tribal estuary]

im going to give u depression

[vestal pine]

imma post blue archive

[acoustic dune]

you cant stack depression

[tribal estuary]

i can

ive found a way

secret skill in the skill tree

+2 to all buffs and debuffs

[spice flame]

what's the meta for zealot now? and can someone send me a build w weapons curios?

[untold carbon]

Y’all think the heavy variant of the revolver would be single action or have a trigger pull like the masterwork pistol?

[north sedge]

the fuck is a heavy variant gonna do, delete god?

[untold carbon]

Kill nurgle

Or it could probably be a middle ground variant like the mk6 ripper

[frosty herald]

Imagine its just the black ops 2 judge

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-gun-pew-pew-bang-aim-gif-13148003

[untold carbon]

I just want it to feel like a single action army or a magnum research BFR

[ember yew]

i miss modified magnum from Resident Evil 2 (1998 version), the thing was obliterating stuff

[untold carbon]

Imagine if we got Big Baby as an Ogryn weapon, that’d be tight

[frosty herald]

Broken butterfly in darktide

[untold carbon]

Imagine if we got a stub pistol and it’s just a 1911

[frosty herald]

Real

[untold carbon]

But yeah this is just a hypothetical and I wanted to know what y’all thought

I’d be fine with either, but I can just imagine how sexy a single action animation could be

[frosty herald]

I would rather have a new thammer and crusher mark

[untold carbon]

And I want a new Paul mark but we don’t always get what we want

[spice flame]

guys what is the meta for zealot?

[untold carbon]

Meta these nutz

[spice flame]

fine I'll play veteran

[untold carbon]

Goooooood

[acoustic dune]

a knife

[untold carbon]

I really wouldn’t worry about what’s meta I just use what I enjoy and I do fine on aurics

[acoustic dune]

well knifes

13 knifes to be exact

[untold carbon]

I used to only really use the evis when I started playing zealot but I got really into the mk 12 chainaxe around when the twins dropped and that’s the weapon I killed em with

[untold carbon]

What would you want out of a new Thammer or crusher?

[frosty herald]

Proper thunder hammer aoe

And a more defense oriented crusher

With guard counter mechanics that sorta stuff

[vestal pine]

just please give this to crusis and have the new marks apply the soecial on heavys automatically and have a special on something else

[frosty herald]

would give crucis some actual use besides bosskilling now maybe

not that ironhelm is just better in every way with a slight damage penalty

[south folio]

weapons being niche is fine

not everything needs to be some generalist

[vestal pine]

it doesnt yes

at least reduce the endlag

[frosty herald]

new mark just needs to be the mining hammer with the aoe

[vestal pine]

its not the point of generalist, its about the point of using while "fun" imho

[vestal pine]

this is just upgrade crusher essentially and i'd like that tbh, AoE damage hammer

[south folio]

yeah and I'm specifically responding to this

I can not read your mind about the points that you will make in the future, unfortunately

[vestal pine]

shrug

[frosty herald]

they want crusher to not have an aoe anymore

so another weapon will get it then

[vestal pine]

i just wish crusis had the slight stagger stun

like crusher but not to the derangedness stagger of the crusher

just like light stun that interurups their attack

hammer heavy using a auto-special could also be interesting like how evi does it over chainswords

so the heavy attack is a high damage single target automatically and using a special alters it to be more AoE

etc

mixing up is nice and i like it when new marks behave differently to old ones

[north sedge]

[vestal pine]

like how lucius mk3 vs mk1,2 does, all shotgun variants, folding shovels different from normal variants, etc

loke how new branx has a different special compared to the others

[quaint verge]

[spiral anvil]

There's ironhelm

[vestal pine]

yes

could be cool if the new thammer variant's special is just a attack like saul and thammer mechanic is integrated into the heavys

[frosty herald]

what would be the heavy then

[vestal pine]

ironhelm is my favorite cause of this tbh

[frosty herald]

actualy i know

have sticky explosions

[spiral anvil]

Give thunder hammer 3 activation a parry

It gets supercharged if you parry an overhead or smth

[frosty herald]

special loads up a charge and when you hit an enemy a lightning orb will stick to it and when you activate special again it explodes into an aoe stagger

[vestal pine]

i just want more varities within marks

[frosty herald]

i think sticky lightning was a thing datamined from shock mauls but i have to confirm @ripe quest

[vestal pine]

like catachan swords dont make me tingle, but small stuff like helbore mk3 having a special attack that is distinct(and objectively worse, sadly) is a good thing in my eyes even if it can just majorly suck

[modern lintel]

Give new thunder hammer varaint the ability to blow up wolfers ball from low orbit

[vestal pine]

wish mk3 wasnt just fragily put on top of other melee mechanic of the other two

the stab had a charge

mk3 bayonet is a light swing and swing only, its wierd

no weapon chainattacks, no heavys,

just light and thats it, its badly designed sadly :(

[north sedge]

I agree they should give the hammer the mk3 lucius special

(All gun specials are bad pretty much)

[vestal pine]

idk lucius 1 and 2 i envy as zealot

fast, its a poke attack so it has some hitbox shinanigans, also has heavy for some reason(most gun melee does this but most of them dont do much outside of moar stagger)

[spiral anvil]

I'm just imagining 3 vets stacking it on a friendly ogryn and sending him in

[vestal pine]

uh what the fuck brunt

[tranquil pier]

Mogged.

[median steeple]

brother is unwashed and smelly

[untold carbon]

Scrungly lil fella

[ripe quest]

Sticky is just referring to your weapon latching onto an enemy and hitting for ticks of damage, like revs or the Shockmaul special.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-staring-cat-stare-stop-staring-at-me-please-gif-9315292369693569596

[ivory marlin]

id pet the shit out of that animal

[fleet zealot]

Scrungly morning

[merry flume]

when you sleep in and you wake up at 1pm instead of 10:30 am

[median steeple]

No way

New dwarf rock song

[ivory marlin]

no way

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/ZGV9ZB6f8dM?si=YK_0WIvRrKn7fUZp

Dwarf maxing

[maiden path]

it darktide time

first i mod

[acoustic dune]

Add the funny mod

Where they change every voiceline from drg

[maiden path]

it not workingb...............

[median steeple]

show da mod folder

[maiden path]

hehe i wasnt putting everythign in the folder

[frosty herald]

this is how it should look

[maiden path]

dont u tell me boy i know how to mod my damn game

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[maiden path]

i just woke up and it aint been but 3 months sinc i damned modded dis game..

lay off...................................

[median steeple]

nope

[solar gorge]

what time is it overe ther

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-stupid-georgetakei-takei-insult-gif-4762099

If beb is from NA the time is from 11:48am to 2:47pm

[solar gorge]

either way, that's not a time to wake up

[maiden path]

its 149pm.

i can sleep however damn late i wanna sleep

[solar gorge]

no

u wake up early

[median steeple]

brother it's a thursday

I'd get it if it was saturday or sunday

[ripe quest]

holy shit that's a lot of hours

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-bernie-gif-27192884

[ripe quest]

149am??

[solar gorge]

wouldn't happen if NA used the superior time telling method

[median steeple]

Shut up im mountain maxing

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[lyric rain]

my disappointment is measurable and my day is not as good as it could have been

not bricked, just, more "what could have been"

and no i don't yet have BM, hence decimator

rolled off sprint efficiency and all or nothing 3

thankfully mommy hadron redeemed herself slightly with this

[maiden path]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY

[maiden path]

im back bitches

what shock maul is good

https://tenor.com/view/army-of-darkness-evil-dead-ash-groovy-gif-25791428

[spare dome]

the best maul is the one where u wake up before noon

[grizzled aspen]

Both are, but their movesets differ slightly. Agni is more strikedown, indignatus is more crowd control.

[maiden path]

im not a old man like all of you

and i jus got out of highschool

im allowed to do it

[spare dome]

just know were all jealous also fuk u

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-dying-feliyfelix-dying-frog-gif-24020497

[frosty herald]

bro got the olympia

[grizzled aspen]

Real shit, waking up at 5:30am to be at work at 7 kills me inside a little more every day.

[lyric rain]

stares in infant parent

[onyx solar]

Wake up at 5, leave at 6, traffic for an hour, arrive at work at 8.

fffff

[lyric rain]

I mean I don't want to gatekeep being tired. But 5:00am is the most based time of day

[grizzled aspen]

I'm lucky enough not have to drive for an hour.

[solar gorge]

I've been waking up at 8:30 every morning for more than 5 years

[grizzled aspen]

God, you're old.

[solar gorge]

I am not

[frank night]

I've been awake every day for ten years

[onyx solar]

I'm 33 and I'm considered old by..

[grizzled aspen]

Call an archeologist, we got ourselves a dinosaur.

[onyx solar]

myself

[frank night]

[solar gorge]

this mf understands the grind

[onyx solar]

this mf is 10 years old

[solar gorge]

I have high hopes for this generation

[spare dome]

commuting is such bullshit nonsense

no better time for suicidal ideation than in traffic

[onyx solar]

indeed.

[ripe quest]

Me and the hatman are chill like that fr

[onyx solar]

work at home is illegal, they say

drives to work, stuck in traffic for an hour, risking falling asleep out of boredom

i should play darktide in traffic

[frank night]

Dab me up big boobs

[grizzled aspen]

Lord forbid you be more productive in your own home...

[solar gorge]

thx god i'm my own boss

[grizzled aspen]

I need to find some sort of hustle so I can make money without answering to some fat slob in an office.

[onyx solar]

does being unemployed count as being your own boss and paying youself jack shit?

[spare dome]

i cant devise a more ridiculous notion of hell than framing the need to own a depreciating asset and spending your own money and time as a freedom for accessing work

[solar gorge]

idk

[onyx solar]

good answer

[solar gorge]

do you really get paid if you don't

[maiden path]

that makes u a neet

[onyx solar]

depends on how high you are

[solar gorge]

not late enough for dat

[onyx solar]

neat

[maiden path]

mod?

or new feature

[grizzled aspen]

That's a mod.

Extended customization.

[maiden path]

ok jus checking

HOLY SHIT

[frosty herald]

unemployed mfs waking up to another day of gaming and zerking off

[solar gorge]

my dream

[maiden path]

HOLY

[frosty herald]

beb discovers the joy of modding

[solar gorge]

bro forgot to turn it off

[maiden path]

hell yea...

[maiden path]

no bastard

ive modded longr then u been alive..

[placid fiber]

Know what I want in Darktide? A gun like this for zealot lol

[hushed agate]

Beautiful

Guys can you give me 2000 dollars i need a pc

[placid fiber]

being able to fire for ~28 seconds feels good, even if it's in Division 2...

[hushed agate]

Ill probably pay back

[frosty herald]

HOW

ITS NOT EVEN THE BULLET KING

[placid fiber]

Say hello to my little friend. >:3

[maiden path]

oh my god I can see the rig 😭

[placid fiber]

This too

[maiden path]

rig over armor I love you

[frosty herald]

even at 50% an ar is in no way getting 300+ capacity

[hushed agate]

Now you just need to grab for the drip

[placid fiber]

I have +65% mag size... on a lmg that has a normal mag capacity of 200... :/

[frosty herald]

which lmg

[maiden path]

already got it..

[hushed agate]

Oh

[frosty herald]

i have never seen that in my entire playtime of div2

[maiden path]

i already got swag boy..

i dont got drip i got swag

swag is classy

[solar gorge]

weak fit

[maiden path]

nope

[solar gorge]

tbh

[maiden path]

storng fit

[hushed agate]

Its

[placid fiber]

I've seen it a few times, but, it is one of the rarer lmgs that I have gotten...

[hushed agate]

Ok ig

[maiden path]

im here to do buisness

u guys need all ur fancy fur coats

and aquila armor

im here 2 get shit done..

[hushed agate]

Then get to work

[frosty herald]

my rarest item was a godrolled lady death on the sexbox one

[maiden path]

my collar is popped

aint no vampires getting me

[placid fiber]

This is only a level 33 agent :/

I mean... I do have 2 level 40 agents so I have all of their tinkering buffs I can give this one at least...

[maiden path]

i need u

[placid fiber]

Also... I'm only using that lmg cuz I can... and cuz I don't have a better lmg/assault rifle to use in place of it currently... Braced helps a lot with reloading it. >.>' @frosty herald

Also do you have the warlords of new york expansion, for div 2? :/

[frosty herald]

i do

[maiden path]

my audio keeps cutting out

darktides about to crash

that or its a memory leak

[placid fiber]

idk then... unless it is from one of the 2 of these on either side of the lvl 30 boost thing...

[frosty herald]

what are you reffering to?

[placid fiber]

the year 1 bundle or deluxe pack things

I don't think I got any new weapons from them... but idk for sure

[frosty herald]

check your stash or workbench

fairly certain the shotgun was removed but merciless is still in the game

[placid fiber]

I'm currently trying to capture a control point... once I get it, then I'll check

I would check sooner, but, I spent a decent amount of time running to get over to it... x.x

[placid fiber]

These are the current shotguns I can craft.

[frosty herald]

show the ars

[median steeple]

Wtf you can make turklander in mk1

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-homelander-gif-26852393

[median steeple]

I hate lullaby so much

[placid fiber]

This is on the lvl 33 agent

[median steeple]

Have too many of them

[frosty herald]

go to the bottom of the workbench

should say reconfigure merciless

[placid fiber]

Let me switch to my lvl 40 agent who I've done tons of stuff on

[frosty herald]

i would be surprised if you somehow deleted merciless from your inventory

[frosty herald]

thas it

[acoustic dune]

What mod is this?

[frosty herald]

weapon customization

[maiden path]

i saw this bug outside

not my photo

[maiden path]

this one

[acoustic dune]

Did they update it?

[maiden path]

yuh

'

[acoustic dune]

When?

[maiden path]

like 3 days ago

[acoustic dune]

Nice

[maiden path]

on the discord doe

[acoustic dune]

I was thinking of why it didn't work

[acoustic dune]

Thank you meister (I am in the server arleady)

[bitter anvil]

@placid fiber I’m running uh whitedeath and hotshot with perfect HH for the choke CP3

[acoustic dune]

gib a sticky ogryn kiss

[bitter anvil]

And it really got me bored quickly to farm blueprint

[acoustic dune]

CP?

What

[bitter anvil]

Control point level 3

[acoustic dune]

OH

Ok

[bitter anvil]

CP3

[vast basin]

holy fuck you guys wont believe the skill build of this vet I just played with

[bitter anvil]

@placid fiber but i already uninstall div2 got me bored already

[vast basin]

this was the top of his talent tree

[acoustic dune]

Fucken why

[bitter anvil]

Try play no aura

[acoustic dune]

I arleady do

[vast basin]

he has fire team

[acoustic dune]

I am just asking why with that

[vast basin]

idk why but this was his damage

[maiden path]

did he got shit done though

[vast basin]

clearly not

[maiden path]

u guys completed the mission doe

[vast basin]

I hexupled his damage

[maiden path]

i dont see da problem

[vast basin]

and he died 4 times (it was a mid-mission drop so he couldve died more)

[acoustic dune]

Clearly he doesn't have the determination

[frosty herald]

you call it dead weight

i call it a penance farm

[maiden path]

i sure do hope helldivers 2 fixed the jungle being so laggy

[acoustic dune]

I wanna see a melee or range vet built

[maiden path]

heeyah

[acoustic dune]

That can take ANY range shot

[maiden path]

do u wanna see mine

when im actually on helldivers

it works great

[acoustic dune]

Love me some helldiver

[maiden path]

its literally just regen sharpshooter

1shot specials

regen sharpshooter

it works great

[acoustic dune]

But I do hope they actually fucking buff all weapon

[maiden path]

they did!!

they felt good last I played

[acoustic dune]

Sound likea payday2 built

[acoustic dune]

Erupter my beloved

[frosty herald]

i hope they actualy reduce the fucking issues in the common problems list

cause it seems like it just gets longer with launch day issues in it

[maiden path]

i give them slack cause this is the first time they've had such a big game

[acoustic dune]

Are you talking about the infinite load time one?

[maiden path]

they're still dropping more content then darktide

[frosty herald]

Known Issues
Sending friend requests via friend code in game currently does not work
Various issues to do with unintended Ballstics Shield behavior.
Players may be unable to be joined or invited to the game
Players added to the Recent Players list will appear in the middle of the list
Players may experience delays in Medals and Super Credits payouts
Enemies that bleed out do not progress Personal Orders and Eradicate missions
Deployed mines may sometimes become invisible (but remain active)
Arc weapons sometimes behave inconsistently and sometimes misfire
Most weapons shoot below the crosshair when aiming down the sights
Stratagem beam might attach itself to an enemy but will deploy to its original location
Hand Carts ship module does not reduce Shield Generator Pack's cooldown
Bile Titan sometimes does not take damage to the head
Players may become stuck in the Loadout when joining a game in progress
Reinforcement may not be available for players who join a game in progress
Planet liberation reaches 100 % at the end of every Defend mission
Raise Flag of Super Earth objective does not show a progress bar
Mission count in the Career tab is being reset to zero after every game restart
Some weapons’ descriptions are out-of-date and don’t reflect their current design
Personal orders may not display correctly. (Kill 5.)

this list

[acoustic dune]

That and the one you get sent to narnia

[frosty herald]

doesnt get a single issue changed

most weapons shoot belowe the crossair is how weapons are supposed to work

but for some reason its an issue

[north sedge]

true, the progress bar for the flag missing is ruining my entire game experience

[acoustic dune]

Oh so that's why I was questioning why the arc launchers doesn't shoot good

[spare talon]

@nimble fiber yummy

[acoustic dune]

What fucking flag

[frosty herald]

hes being disengenous

doesnt like when games recieve criticism

[acoustic dune]

Perhaps it's too below

You know

[royal vortex]

i am incredibly distraught that the weapon descriptions are out of date

[acoustic dune]

Or the 3rd person crossair is they mean

[vast basin]

I mean unless they add an option to adjust your scope there will always be a point where the crosshair is inaccurate

[acoustic dune]

I too would be mad if the erupted explode infront of me when the laser pointer say otherwise

[north sedge]

i've never been known to criticize games for sure

[frosty herald]

its pret noticable on hmg that it shoots below the sight

which is accurate for a firearm

[acoustic dune]

I think they meant 3rd person

[next egret]

Thoughts on showstopper?

[north sedge]

quite meh

explosion radius is tiny and does little dmg

[acoustic dune]

I hope they add a new mechanic

Where I can call napalm bats

[maiden path]

im waiting for the uhhhhhhhhh

shelling

i forgot its name

it was leaked...

[frosty herald]

carpet bomb?

[acoustic dune]

A better mortars?

[maiden path]

nop

[acoustic dune]

I wish we could call in a howitzer

Imagine the joy

[frosty herald]

i need a gas eagle strike

[maiden path]

its not a mortor

its a shelling run

or whatever

carpet bombing run

[frosty herald]

bro didnt even look at my message

[maiden path]

dont care im too swag pilled

https://tenor.com/view/raised-by-flies-gif-17340947681248398370

[acoustic dune]

I hope they add a car to the game

A warthog of somekind

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-peppa-george-pig-mummy-pig-daddy-pig-gif-7300819876184174325

[acoustic dune]

Just mostly for traversing

[maiden path]

fuck yea

[frosty herald]

there is a mounted car and apc

some people even had it spawned by a dev but now theres 0 talk about it

[acoustic dune]

I am not driving the enemy dune style

[acoustic dune]

Is there a vid?

[north sedge]

the dev thing was fake, just some dude

[royal vortex]

when i got a sneak preview by a "dev" the mounted machine gun on the car didnt even have a sight

you were just vibes blasting

[maiden path]

ur gona get banned..

[acoustic dune]

I hope they make it like a mission type thing

[frosty herald]

fuck it we ball

we crank dat

[maiden path]

they havent optimized the jungle planet at all

[acoustic dune]

(Use the apc to break in the enemy base)

[maiden path]

getting 17 frames when I usually get around 55 on every other planet

[acoustic dune]

Time sensitive stuff you k ow

[frosty herald]

the funniest bug was opening the menu being the cause of fps loss until you restarted

[acoustic dune]

I like that one exploit where the spiffing brit showcased

With the UNLIMITED helldiver grenade

[frosty herald]

people got assmad about the grenades on the subreddit

[acoustic dune]

Fucken why

[frosty herald]

like bro just kick the player and move on with your day

[acoustic dune]

Imagine getting mad at that

In a PVE

Game

Like kicking someone for not using the meta

[north sedge]

🤔

[acoustic dune]

Just do a payday 2 or drg modding way

Verified mod and such

[nimble fiber]

gimme pls

[hard nexus]

helldivers 2.

more like

helldivers

snooze

[royal vortex]

eloquently said

[hard nexus]

i very very strongly dislike hd2

mainly because the game had so much potential

n they squandered it

[north sedge]

🤔

[royal vortex]

yeah i cant beat homeless people with hammers

shit game/10

[normal quail]

Anyone know of a mod or anything that makes it so whenever I hold a melee weapon, that tiny white dot for my blades of faith accuracy can be larger? it just feels super difficult to aim with a TINY white dot

[hard nexus]

REAL

[north sedge]

true can't believe the game isn't online anymore

[royal vortex]

uhhh maybe crosshair remap

although i dont know if it works for melee

[hard nexus]

also no city maps and terribly weapon balance and terrible stratagem balance and and and

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-gif-25498247

[acoustic dune]

The crosshair mod

[spare dome]

mostly it just hasnt evolved at all

[hard nexus]

me when i’m an artist

[hard nexus]

yeah that too

but like

honestly all they had to do was make helldivers 1 3D

and they managed to fuck that up stupendously

[acoustic dune]

What do you mean?
Hatching so much fun

[spare dome]

hd2 was a solved game back in march and theyve only gone and made it easier since then with nothing else to shake it up

[royal vortex]

as far as im aware the balance for helldivers 1 was worse w/o having played it

[north sedge]

the game came out 5 months ago, what kind of evolution is supposed to happen there

[spare dome]

and yes hd1 balance was pretty goofy, but the tension during gameplay was still strong

[hard nexus]

i played it a good bit, the balancing leaned more towards players being OP though, instead of the enemy, which was much more fun

[spare dome]

like one friendly fire incident could instantly spiral into a loss

[hard nexus]

also this

[royal vortex]

i would say hd2 has way less of a balancing problem and way more of an issue making me care that there are different guns

[hard nexus]

real

it’s why i prefer the way hd1 did ammo and reinforcements

[royal vortex]

the number of outliers in either direction for stratagems/weapons has only gone down

[acoustic dune]

So that's why the first gen helldiver are being sought after

[north sedge]

i think they do need dial up the difficulty a bit after the last spawn change

[spare dome]

and when youre packed together into a postage stamp with a gun that has infinite penetration lol

[ripe quest]

I hope Skele turns your spine into a crumpled can.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-trader-profit-factor-gif-24031910

[royal vortex]

that's the thing that make sme fuckin SLEEP dude

[acoustic dune]

Me trying to not krill my tea.

[royal vortex]

game feels empty

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[frosty herald]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[hard nexus]

the difficulty is either 8 bile titans or nothing

and it’s jsut

not fun

[maiden path]

bitch dont krill ma fish

bitch dont krill ma fish

i can feel ur fishing hook from 3 planets away

[spare dome]

at this point i miss the eight bile titans

[hard nexus]

@median steeple

[royal vortex]

the 8 bile titans is often accrued when people put themselves into a really dumb situation and then refuse to get themselves out of it

[north sedge]

weapon balance is largely fine, stratagems generally fine

[royal vortex]

i find it weighted way more heavily towards there just being empty maps

[acoustic dune]

When no one brought any penetration weapon

[north sedge]

dropping a dropship on someone's head is a 10/10 though

[royal vortex]

fuck even when the game has infinite spawns like on the nuclear drilling missions theyre location-based and u can just walk away and they turn off

[spare dome]

most of the player base still hasnt clued onto orbital precision strike

[hard nexus]

with the new wave of patches it seems to have gotten better but the railcannon strike is still basically useless which makes m very sad

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/4masa9

[ripe quest]

The game will be dead when the Scythe gets nerfed, it should be the standard for balance and yet these gremlins want it nerfed.

[acoustic dune]

I really hope they add like a main bolt rifle that can pen good

[north sedge]

how is railcannon strike useless

[royal vortex]

i think ive dropped the most dropships on teammates out of anyone to ever play hd2

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-apology-tour-stolas-goetia-stolas-gif-1229675358432142758

[hard nexus]

overly long cooldown and can’t even one shot a bile titan

[royal vortex]

railcannon does make me want to rope myself yeah

[hard nexus]

it was so much fun in hd1

it was a 60 second cooldown and would one shot basically anything

[north sedge]

it one shots a bile titan?

[frosty herald]

I like railcannon easy hulk oneshots

[hard nexus]

unless they buffed it recently it rarely can one shot a bile titan, it depends on hitting a headshot

[royal vortex]

kid named amr + stun grenade

[acoustic dune]

Ciapha ciaphas cain heroes of the imperium

[median steeple]

it's inconsistent

It CAN

[ripe quest]

It can 1 shot a BT but you need to rotate the BT to get it. I'd enjoy a guaranteed 1 shot for whatever the thing hits.

[maiden path]

so is darktide really not getting any real content untill after itemization

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ciaphas-cain-warhammer40k-gif-24974202

[north sedge]

it happens more often than not in my experience

[frosty herald]

Devs are on vacation

[royal vortex]

like 70% of the time ive used a railcannon on a bile titan it hit the body and gave it a flesh wound

[acoustic dune]

Game workshop pls

I need more tts emperor

I need to know if kitten live

[royal vortex]

the precision strike is sick though

i enjoy the buff to it/the gatling barrage

[hard nexus]

they need to halve the cooldown and make it one shot bile titans

[acoustic dune]

WILL HE EVER LOVE SHADOW SUN ONCE MORE

[north sedge]

they should buff the recoiless

[fleet zealot]

crime and criminal

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/h9YyYZ7vgIU?si=mAyhXGJ9-S_t1muz

[hard nexus]

make the RR deal enough damage to kill a charger from any side

[median steeple]

didn't the new module buff recoilless pretty decently?

[north sedge]

i was joking

[acoustic dune]

Chat snuffle him

[hard nexus]

i’m not

[hard nexus]

which module

[royal vortex]

they should give the recoilless auto aim

[north sedge]

chargers dont need to be even weaker

[median steeple]

the reload speed onr

[north sedge]

recoiless is a very good support, always was

[median steeple]

makes team weapons way better for solos

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/da-fuck-the-fuck-fuck-wtf-gif-17886790

[maiden path]

ok darktide is stuck loading

[hard nexus]

there needs to be a reward for actually using the recoilless instead of the quasar cannon that isn’t stupidly situational

[acoustic dune]

It's a classic

[north sedge]

faster reload

way faster

[royal vortex]

i dont have to stare at a dude for like 3 seconds before my gun decides to fire

[north sedge]

and faster firing

[median steeple]

I mean why use RR when flamethrower exists or EATs

[hard nexus]

lmfao

that too

[acoustic dune]

Ey the quasar canon is nice

[hard nexus]

eats and quasar should be same damage

[north sedge]

what

[acoustic dune]

If I get too I can shoot without too much wait

[ripe quest]

Yeah it got an indirect reload speed buff with that. From what I've heard people are getting nearly a full second off of some reloads w/ it, seems bugged atm

[acoustic dune]

Good for defense

[hard nexus]

that’s what i mean, the quasar is basically just better then the recoilless in almost all situations

[north sedge]

no it isnt

[ripe quest]

They are

[acoustic dune]

If I have 2

[median steeple]

ah it's never a module update without being one bugged

[ripe quest]

Support weapon stats

[hard nexus]

yeah i know i

[acoustic dune]

They really need to fix the arc thrower

[frosty herald]

Commando somehow gets its guided missile broken next patch

[hard nexus]

i’m saying the damage of the recoilless should be buffed, and eats and quasar stay the same

[maiden path]

oh my god

3 psykers with the exact same outfit just colored different

[acoustic dune]

I love the eats

[royal vortex]

i tried the quasar when it was free and p much immediately gave up on it because the charge time was so goddamn annoying

[acoustic dune]

Litter the battlefield with that thing

[ripe quest]

I think it's funny that if you have the guided missile mode on and you hipfire it, it just blasts the floor infront of you

[north sedge]

recoiless is fine where it's at

[acoustic dune]

Eat make me feel like reaper from OW

[frosty herald]

Whats even causing this

Is it because your holding it at a downward angle in idle?

[ripe quest]

something something guiding the missile into the floor causes the missile to go into the floor

[median steeple]

it being based off the model?

[north sedge]

seems tricky

[median steeple]

since you are pointing down when you're not aiming

[acoustic dune]

The missile know where it is

[north sedge]

they should buff the recoiless to do this too

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ?si=1Gb81Ek7fM_no1VH

[ripe quest]

yee fun-fact: recoil will indirectly increase your spread because the bullets are accurate to where your gun is pointing. On a gun with a lot of horizontal recoil, the bullets will go further to the sides whilst full-autoing.

[frosty herald]

Arrowhead please try to port the game to a good engine vs the ancient relic its using now alongside darktide

[hard nexus]

b-but it’s using a proprietary engine which makes it better because…

indie games!

[acoustic dune]

Do a payday2

Use a racing car engine

[frosty herald]

Somehow

[prime ridge]

And having the worst driving mechanics ive ever played with?

[frosty herald]

The racing engine is better for payday than unreal

[acoustic dune]

Somehow the racing car engine make the driving mechanic in the game bad

[prime ridge]

No, they just lost their touch.

[frosty herald]

Very impresdive ngl

[acoustic dune]

Perhaps the racing engine was the awnser to all game

[frosty herald]

Starbreeze creates goat sim heist 2.0 bankrupts again

[hard nexus]

perhaps the real pay day was the friends we made along the way

[acoustic dune]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG

I like running stoic built with sentry

Make me feel like a god

[hard nexus]

i like not playing payday

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-payday-2-criminal-heist-weapon-gif-17852104724608175125

[acoustic dune]

That or hysteria

[frosty herald]

Payday 2 is hella fun if you dont count the abhorrent stealth

[prime ridge]

All payday 3 needed to be was payday 2 on a better engine

[acoustic dune]

Playing stealth in payday 2make me shit scared

[prime ridge]

but they fucked it up

[acoustic dune]

Somehow turn into a horror

[prime ridge]

simply get good. If you cant see them, they cant see you

[frosty herald]

When you realize sicario is a better stealth dech than infiltrator

[prime ridge]

Yakuza gang

[acoustic dune]

Fuck stealth

All my homie run loud

[frosty herald]

Sicario is the #1 dodge build

[prime ridge]

Hacker gang would like a word

[acoustic dune]

Fuck dogging

Run leech

Jump off the stairwell and live

[frosty herald]

Starbreeze attempting to nerf leech by making you need more kills to revive

[acoustic dune]

Payday2 really tickle my fancy

[prime ridge]

suit anarchist life

[acoustic dune]

I like to feel like a crime boss with some perks

[acoustic dune]

I like to feel meaty

Stoic

For me

[prime ridge]

Suit anarchist + double shotguns

It was my absolute go to for DSOD

[frosty herald]

I ran grinder then anarchist

[prime ridge]

I like the solution to everything simply being shoot everyone

[acoustic dune]

I like how viable the sentry can be

Especially the ap one

Make me fucking wet everytime

[prime ridge]

But no matter what our favorite perk deck is I think we can all agree slowing things down and making armor a depleting resource was a bad move for payday 3

[acoustic dune]

Idk

Can't say to smth I never played

Or perhaps will ever play

I was looking foward at it too

[prime ridge]

So was I

I really liked the expanded stealth stuff

[frosty herald]

The armor change single handedly killed all momentum for me

[prime ridge]

but then I saw what it was like when things went loud

[frosty herald]

And now everyone is running adaptive armor

[acoustic dune]

Tbf with the direction of payday3

It's not bad

I mean if I want to play payday 2 in payday 3

I would prob go to payday2

[prime ridge]

I guess also dropping from robbing the actual whitehouse back to robbing jewelrey stores felt bleh

[acoustic dune]

Fair

If it was like a prequels

That

Would be interesting

Before the heisted become gods

[prime ridge]

But even the payday 1 heists had spectacle

I long for spectacle

[acoustic dune]

I believe in each game should dhoulf have its quirk

If you want to make me buy all the old game and new one

They better make it not the same

[prime ridge]

But 2 was like an expansion of all the mechanics of 1

3 flipped everything on its head

[acoustic dune]

How can you improve on 2

[prime ridge]

better engine

so you can have more varied heists

not just go here, drill/hack, grab thing and leave

[acoustic dune]

The racing engine is the peak of all engine

It's perfect

[prime ridge]

except for the fact that it was at its absolute maximum in some of those later heists

like the ranch and penthouse heists were the most they could do with it.

[acoustic dune]

Ah

[maiden path]

what is up with this game that the audio decided to start cutting out

[acoustic dune]

Your character has gone deaf

[prime ridge]

you're just going deaf

[maiden path]

nuh uh

he dont explode stuff

he shootey

[acoustic dune]

Was your character a psycher?

[maiden path]

no!!!!!!!!!

i play vet bitch!!

oh yea do u still wanna see my ranged build on vet

[acoustic dune]

Then he is deaf

[prime ridge]

have you ever fired thousands of rounds in 20 minutes without earpro?

[acoustic dune]

Yeah

[maiden path]

he not go deaf is game bug

!

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boy-black-noir-fall-asleep-falling-asleep-the-boys-s4-gif-5380238316594732495

[acoustic dune]

No it's a feature

[median steeple]

vet mentioned im awake

[prime ridge]

YOU HAVE SEVERE HEARING DAMAGE

[maiden path]

this is da gun i use

and my powersword

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[acoustic dune]

I like the keystone idea

But not the keystone itself

[maiden path]

i need 2 get ghost 4 and something else

[acoustic dune]

Why make me stand still

[maiden path]

what

[acoustic dune]

That shit wack bruv

[maiden path]

just get 1 headshot

and u can move for like 10 seconds

[frosty herald]

Bros goofy ass has flak on powersword

[maiden path]

its more get chain headshots against chaff

[maiden path]

U WILL DIE

U WILL DIE

U WILL DIE

!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/duende-vargskelethor-gif-1925559852167774756

[median steeple]

also mk3

[misty nova]

You can hit heads as well kek

[acoustic dune]

Green goblin caught on cam

[median steeple]

smh mf is not min maxxing

get his ass

https://tenor.com/view/sed325-stupid-gif-4261396706191412382

[acoustic dune]

I don't like vet that much

I'll prob stick with zealot

[misty nova]

Understandable have a zealous day

[placid fiber]

So, uh, are any mods still broken? Just wondering >.>

[median steeple]

you might need to update a few

check nexus

[maiden path]

i have a plasma build if u want that

it works good too

really good

[acoustic dune]

I can't get the crosshair mod to play well

[placid fiber]

I've gotten all of the updates downloaded

[median steeple]

if they're updated they will be fine

[acoustic dune]

Thing is I pair that with a melee built

[median steeple]

I wish madness was better in PvE

[acoustic dune]

And I want vet to specialise in range

[maiden path]

what pose chat

cowboy, gun youtuber, or feral man

[acoustic dune]

ey beb

[maiden path]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

where did they move the costumisation file too?

[maiden path]

oh

lemm find it

[median steeple]

depends on da build

[median steeple]

nexus

[acoustic dune]

which?

[maiden path]

its in weapon-coustimation mod

[acoustic dune]

theres like 3

[maiden path]

nexus isnt up to date i think

or is it

[median steeple]

wha

[maiden path]

nexus is ran by another guy i think

[acoustic dune]

which?

[maiden path]

if u want the file i have it

[median steeple]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/277

[maiden path]

this is the most recent one from the discord

[acoustic dune]

its more like a plugin of the plugin

[acoustic dune]

where was it?

[maiden path]

do u mean the mt guy

[frosty herald]

Discord is the most recent one

[maiden path]

in #weapon coustimzation

[acoustic dune]

they should update the pin

[maiden path]

thats what im saying

they dont update it

[median steeple]

it gets uploaded to the discord before the nexus updates (usually)

for a while it was only the nexus

idk why

[maiden path]

i usually just download the most recent and then quit and then do it over again

cause he rarely changes anything big

just bug fixes

hooo i look so fucking cool

[acoustic dune]

@maiden path #1168063453416669284 message

[frosty herald]

Skinny legs

Gotta get some meat on dem bones

[acoustic dune]

newest one

[median steeple]

holy bro is built like a signalis character

[maiden path]

yea that one

[maiden path]

they are BIG

they are MEATY

[acoustic dune]

the smaller i am the smaller my hitbox

[maiden path]

its perspective!!!!!!

[placid fiber]

Well... time to see how fast my game crashes when I try to use these mods lol

[maiden path]

my legs are plenty big!!

[maiden path]

idk they work fine

ive only crashed from using the extended extedned weapopn mod

[placid fiber]

Huh, I'm surprised my game didn't insta crash lol

[split ibex]

Holy shit I am 😆

[median steeple]

what class is that for

[split ibex]

This guy is great

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1e0thft/ive_seen_some_posts_calling_the_thammer_and/

[acoustic dune]

i do believe in friendship

[split ibex]

My man over here rocking Thammer/flamer/all middle tree

[maiden path]

i wish i didnt have to grinjd out 3 trillion penances

just for good looking panties

(and pants)

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[frosty herald]

The pants are easy to get

[median steeple]

Good looking what

[maiden path]

no!

u have to get 3 trillipn penances

[maiden path]

PAAAAANTIES

MY VET WEARS PANTIES

[frosty herald]

Like 2k points

[maiden path]

freaky vet

no

[frosty herald]

Do every mission on auric dam

[maiden path]

3k.

i will never do repair missions

[shadow sleet]

Anyone have a great zealot guide. I havent played zealot in over a year

[median steeple]

there is an old one in pins

[shadow sleet]

saw it

anything new

[maiden path]

no u will use the old one and like it

[median steeple]

idk nothings really changed since then besides being unable to use FoTF with ranged, also being unable to get infinite Fs with crits

[maiden path]

no one in zealot chat plays the game

[frosty herald]

Real and true

[median steeple]

True!

[solar gorge]

wuat is this

[acoustic dune]

darktide

[fleet zealot]

🤢

[solar gorge]

imposible

[median steeple]

nuh uh it's totally true

[solar gorge]

no

[median steeple]

you have no proof

[acoustic dune]

i do

[solar gorge]

YOU have no proof

[acoustic dune]

why would i be in #zealot-class channel then?

[median steeple]

calm down there

[acoustic dune]

the fingy look like sausage

or baguette

[hushed agate]

Good thing i have my protective ward at the entrance of my lair (claymore)

[acoustic dune]

the sword or?

the mines?

or both

[hushed agate]

Both

I mean

What are you talking about

I said protective ward

[acoustic dune]

so a cursed sword?

or?

[merry flume]

can you guess who was the shroud knife zealot that would run off to a corner every horde

[hushed agate]

Victuals guy seems like hed use a knife

[north sedge]

impossible to tell

[merry flume]

i use the finger break weapon

[spare talon]

That doesn't look like a knife

[maiden path]

what perks would you want on the new double barrel

[hushed agate]

Unyielding maniac

Or unyielding carapace

Maybe even unyielding flak

[maiden path]

what about unyielding

brack

[hushed agate]

Ok

[median steeple]

GRAAAAAH

I HATE YOU STEAM

[maiden path]

what

did steam just go down

[median steeple]

yes

[hushed agate]

Ahaha

Xbox players stay winning

[spare talon]

Oh no
I hope my first descendant afk farm is unaffected

[placid fiber]

Not sure how much of this is useless info, but, this was my 1st damnation mission back in 2 weeks. :3

[median steeple]

It's back

[maiden path]

anyone here ever play exoprimal

that games cool

[fleet zealot]

joined a game

[placid fiber]

The psyker had a voidstrike staff and knew how to use it

[median steeple]

I wanted to try it

[fleet zealot]

instant loss

lovely

[median steeple]

peak quickplay

[hushed agate]

I didnt really like exoprimal

Forced pvevp is lame

I just want to shoot shit why does there have to be a winner and a loser

[misty wraith]

all hail voidstrike our lord and savior

[placid fiber]

How often does the psyker know what they are doing with the voidstrike and also is good at not getting comboed in melee? :/

Also... wtf am I supposed to think about this thammer? :/

[maiden path]

ill play exoprimal again when it goes cheap

its fun

[placid fiber]

My 2nd zealot currently doesn't have a crucis besides that one...

[maiden path]

i really enjoy it

[hushed agate]

Im happy you can enjoy something i do not

[maiden path]

kinda crazy it gets no more updates

it was really shortlived

[maiden path]

well im not

start enjoying the game i like

[hushed agate]

Nuh uh

[grizzled aspen]

Why do you even have a second zealout..?

[hushed agate]

I didn't know

[maiden path]

yea

[hushed agate]

But im not suprised

[maiden path]

just like a week ago

they were like 'yea no more updates'

it'll probably keep like a steady count of 50 players

its a unique pve-pvp game

[misty wraith]

i looked into exoprimal (its on gamepass) but never installed cuz I don't want to deal with pvp

[placid fiber]

I have 4 zealots, your point? >.>'

[maiden path]

das crazy

[grizzled aspen]

Insanity.

[maiden path]

not even trying it out

[misty wraith]

[misty wraith]

I'm just actively avoiding pvp rn

not feelin it

[misty wraith]

i wanna shoot hordes

[placid fiber]

Zealot is my favorite class... :/

[misty wraith]

not enough zealots

need 30 zealots

only then may you be considered a true servant of the emperor

[ornate bone]

I main a zealot, but let's be honest: the Emperor ain't shit.

[placid fiber]

Meh... I really should level of the zealot that I made in honor of Stan... :/

[median steeple]

is this like a mod or something to have so many class slots?

[open dirge]

spotted the veteran

[placid fiber]

I got a mod initially for more loadout slots, and the extra character slots came with it. I decided to use em

[fleet zealot]

pain

my team be like

this is what i imagine the redditors going "thunderhammer is made of plastic"

[north sedge]

it's beautiful

[hushed agate]

Critical chance

Why?

[median steeple]

for CDR duh

[opal sparrow]

Zealot best class

[placid fiber]

Huh... I find it odd that the 2 shock mauls have the opposite ways for infinite cleaving attacks... the mk 3 it is heavy 1 then light, rinse and repeat... the mk 1 it is light 1 then heavy and rinse and repeat...

I do like that the mk 1 cycles between the 2 heavies rather than just doing strikedown heavies after you get to the heavy 2...

[crisp furnace]

based

[acoustic dune]

adoradorn?

is that you?

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-discord-chat-gif-22290597550726722

Entertain me

[placid fiber]

is there a reason the agni mk 1 shock maul seems to kill ragers better with light attacks, rather than heavies? >.>

[ornate bone]

Zealot is more fun than vet.

[placid fiber]

^

[ornate bone]

I've personally killed a million enemies. What is that Gary Oldman wannabe douchebag going to do?

[hushed agate]

What are you talking about

[placid fiber]

Also this double barreled shotgun seems like it does legit damage, unlike what I was kinda expecting >.>'

[ornate bone]

The dude you posted.

Looks like Gary Oldman

[placid fiber]

I'm kinda surprised at how much damage it does the carapace, as well... :/

[hushed agate]

Get this HYPE tool out of here

[maiden path]

never disrespect the red eyed rat

[hushed agate]

I have no idea who that is im sowwy :(

[maiden path]

he is a known hero

[hushed agate]

All he does is promote movies

He's a bum frfr

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/shanks-d-rat-snitch-devil-gif-10652128958513752883

[placid fiber]

Okay I feel like I am just memeing at this point, if I have 192 toughness on a martyrdom build...

[hushed agate]

Silence European

You could never fathom the taste of a double cheeseburger

Your heart would explode

[ornate bone]

I'm.. Not European.

[hushed agate]

Oh

[hushed agate]

[maiden path]

he's lying

europoors always wanna be american.....

[hushed agate]

They know not of freedom

[ornate bone]

"There are only three types of people: Europeans, Americans and women."

-- This chat

[hushed agate]

Wait women are REAL?!!?!?!

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[spare talon]

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No....

This can't be...

[jaunty lava]

As a canadian do i count as american?

[hushed agate]

Youre like

Half American

[jaunty lava]

Ok thats not that bad

[drifting wolf]

norther american

[spare talon]

Fuck texas
I hate it here

The temp is so high that my cars ac can't combat it

And my jobs ac is just not high enough either

[hushed agate]

Cant be any worse than Florida🤮

I lived there for like a year

And every day was miserable

[fleet zealot]

florida it's the humity that kills

texas it's the power grid that dies that kills you

[hushed agate]

Nah its gets hot enough for heat advisories to go out

You can fry eggs on the sidewalks

[spare talon]

My jobs ac is controlled by the company headquarters

In california

Which is baffling to me

Not only can we not change it
But why is it set so low when it's CALIFORNIANS who set it

[acoustic dune]

dats funny

its california

simple as

[south folio]

california supremacy
just that shrimple

[acoustic dune]

mods

krill him

[placid fiber]

Woo, I did a mission and I got to kill a daemonhost! :3

[hushed agate]

First time?

[placid fiber]

Nah

I just was hoping I would get a host that run, and was almost let down :/

[delicate shadow]

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[placid fiber]

lol I'm gonna try the mk 3 shock maul on a malice run to see how martyrdom with 192 toughness does >_>

[hushed agate]

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[acoustic dune]

question actually

how bad of a fall does it need to be

to kill a monstrosity

[hushed agate]

Has to be off the map