I turned the music off so uh, I wouldn't know
#zealot-class
nimble fiber
spare talon
some of them are BANGERS
vestal pine
and the heavy spam does have problems, hm
nimble fiber
but I wanna listen to my sad music 
spare talon
Thats actually really cool
i can pull up my favorite
hushed agate
Please do
spare talon
none of them are on YT yet and im PISSED
nimble fiber
I really like the music that plays on albion tho, gives me d1 vibes
spare talon
ah i cant get it to play at max intensity in the simulacrum
lemme go to an open world
nimble fiber
whats your favorite world btw
visually and also coolest places to just sit and take in the scenery
maiden path
holy shit this design is so ugly
hushed agate
holy shit this design is so ugly
Looks like a 6 year olds drawing
spare talon
god it so hard to get the high intensity to play
maiden path
Looks like a 6 year olds drawing
it looks more like anita battle angel
its so yuckey
frosty herald
Genuine insult to alita
spare talon
oh mabe this would work
frosty herald
Why did you even buy that monstrosity of an expansion
spare talon
holy shit this design is so ugly
yeah lightfall kinda sucks in a lot of ways
gray ice
did an outpost yesterday and nabbed the material and stabilizer for one of these drops
was pretty funny
spare talon
the guns are cool and strand is cool, same with the gameplay of the campaign
but everything else
urgh
gray ice
lightfall is $40 for strand thats it
gray ice
I however was not stupid and waited. and then they give it away for free to ps+ users
maiden path
but i can't just do the early missions to unlock it
gray ice
kekw bungie gets no money from me yet again
maiden path
i have 2 do an entire campaign for a subclass
gray ice
yes
maiden path
fuck u bungie give me shit!!
gray ice
prismatic is the first time you haven't had to do that actually
maiden path
prismatic is the coolest too!!
gray ice
(if you're not a titan)
maiden path
yea but titan sucks weiner
like 90% of the time
why did they give titan fucking hookclaws things
with strand
gray ice
titan's great
maiden path
so odd
maiden path
compared 2 the other classes he sucks weewee!!
mighty mesa
Grophit
gray ice
but back to darktide
maiden path
kinetic subclass when bungie
gray ice
is high voltage/skullcrusher solid for paul
maiden path
let me be a cowboy bungie
gray ice
seems like it would be
opaque island
so do you guys think this masked fella in the new map is anyone important?
maiden path
so do you guys think this masked fella in the new map is anyone important?
swagger
gray ice
i want his jacket on zealot
gray ice
based slaaneshi preacher
maiden path
i want his jacket on zealot
u dont deserve it..........
gray ice
don't know why they're heretical
maiden path
4 million aquila
gray ice
u dont deserve it..........
no u
mighty mesa
I am 
gray ice
well i got robes for that anyways but still
ripe quest
I did legit flesh wound back when people would still cheese it
I did it on accident
was just vibing and got it for free
gray ice
was just vibing and got it for free
duude I did this for the vet penance where you take no melee dmg for a mission
ripe quest
same yeah
mighty mesa
duude I did this for the vet penance where you take no melee dmg for a mission
my friend got that one, when toughness was bugged and made u take increased dmg
gray ice
darn AI perfecting movement tech
ripe quest
only one I actually worked hard for was the no ammo at the end of a mission one, with full accuracy. I just did a few games w/ shotgun and blasted the ending horde.
mighty mesa
he's prolly one of the best vets ive played with
gray ice
I think I crashed getting that one at the end of a misssion like twice in a row and have since been in fuckit mode about that one
the no ammo one wasn't super hard with revolver, but it's feckin tedious
would probably be even easier now with revolver shooting school buses
spare talon
@hushed agate @nimble fiber you have no idea how long it took to get the max intensity to last long enough to play in full
cuz i just kept killing everything too fast
hushed agate
But you got it?
mighty mesa
ima make a clown zealot someday
nimble fiber
ooh the soudtrack right right
mighty mesa
ima make a clown zealot someday
https://youtu.be/N9dtiJP8YoU and listen to this while playing
gray ice
30 for weapons as well
spare talon
0:00-0:13 - blair anticipation
0:14-1:10 - blair high action
1:10-1:34 blair max action
hushed agate
https://youtu.be/N9dtiJP8YoU and listen to this while playing
Madness combat mentioned
gray ice
20 for descendant
spare talon
this guy fucks
hushed agate
mighty mesa
Madness combat mentioned
gray ice
im farming blair, just got valby
spiral anvil
Is that first ascendant descendant
nimble fiber
this guy fucks
kinda want him aswell
frosty herald
nimble fiber
but gotta get yujin next somehow
nimble fiber
I have truly deadly cuisine
hushed agate
0:00-0:13 - blair anticipation
0:14-1:10 - blair high action
1:10-1:34 blair max...
Mobile app is made by 5 monkeys so mediaplayer wont work
nimble fiber
akjshsjdhsj I dont know who to farm first
hushed agate
But its sounds hard asf
nimble fiber
i've gotten 3 now
also I started to have a problem, I wanna farm something, chill somewhere on albion, forget what I wanted to farm before
gray ice
also I started to have a problem, I wanna farm something, chill somewhere on alb...
gotta stop getting your hash from the the gulch my friend
it's not called white night for nothing 
spare talon
But its sounds hard asf
this guys kit is placing patches of fire, and can scoop them back up to restore energy and give a power strength buff to himself,
which helps with his flamethrower and giant fireball
nimble fiber
but its good shit
spare talon
the more flame patches exist on the ground also give him an increased chance to crit with these abilities
nimble fiber
cant possibly say no
gray ice
this guys kit is placing patches of fire, and can scoop them back up to restore ...
backdraft gives him a firepower buff instead, he has real nice colossus slaying kit
spare talon
backdraft gives him a firepower buff instead, he has real nice colossus slaying ...
yeah i want that shit
obsidian prairie
And he is apparently flavored as a cook?
hushed agate
SANJI LETS FUCKING GOOOO
gray ice
he's one of the only characters with solid dialogue in the campaign tbh
spare talon
backdraft gives him a firepower buff instead, he has real nice colossus slaying ...
paired with this thing
gray ice
dude would actually make me laugh
maiden path
sanji where!!!!!!
nimble fiber
u know what, imma try to farm edgy flame guy first and leave my healboy yujin crabs for another day
spare talon
he's one of the only characters with solid dialogue in the campaign tbh
I KNOW
spare talon
u know what, imma try to farm edgy flame guy first and leave my healboy yujin cr...
blair is from infiltrations
20% chance per part
very easy
nimble fiber
infiltrations are what again
gray ice
paired with this thing
solid choice
obsidian prairie
Does he have a silly accent or is he just a white dude
gray ice
he can also use divine punishment to stack the firepower buff that gets
gray ice
Does he have a silly accent or is he just a white dude
he's a "cool" white dude
frosty herald
obsidian prairie
Unfortunate
nimble fiber
vin I did the same farm as u for divine btw
spare talon
hes like
maiden path
he's a "cool" white dude
all of us are'
spare talon
the only cool white dude
nimble fiber
shit was actual hell
spare talon
everyone else is cringe or not white
spare talon
dont worry esiemo
your personality of "i like explosives" and only that isnt grating
maiden path
https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-are-you-sure-gif-5783187
yes
spare talon
fucking vinny did that but he did it well
gray ice
every other character was stoic nodding
gray ice
so maybe it's less he's a good character and more a "character at all"
either way, fire hot ow
fleet zealot
Concerned staret
spare talon
tesla jumpscare
hushed agate
iron banana
Unironically
I really like this
I miss old destiny
Its athstetic was PEAK
However the fuck you spell that
Astetic
Asthtetic
Hnggh
maiden path
das from destiny 2
hushed agate
Yeah ik
maiden path
and is from 3 hours ago on reddit destinyfashion
obsidian prairie
Aesthetic
maiden path
so many videogames
hushed agate
The aesthetic comment wasn't referring to the drip as much the whole game
obsidian prairie
so many videogames
3 of those don’t make me sad
maiden path
its so fucking clean dude holy
obsidian prairie
I once got pissy at getting rare drops over the standard drop
Was actually painful
spare talon
I wouldn't be surprised if it adjusted drop rates on your needed resources
it IS nexon
hushed agate
Have they been outed for stuff like that before
ripe quest
hard nexus
fnaf
zealous basin
man i miss playing video games
drowsy steppe
vestal pine
no manstopper in my brunt yet
time to level up 2nd vet
also zealot chat
recommend me a stun nade build
drowsy steppe
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9c7e9466-b1d3-4a7b-81cf-94e00c...
the nodes around beacon of purity I would deactivate and put towards faithful frenzy and sustained assault. I would change antax to rashad because its objectively the best
cerulean moth
Ay would likely be better, I wish sainted gun slinger was both further up tis tree and had higher precentages
ember yew
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9c7e9466-b1d3-4a7b-81cf-94e00c...
Since manstopper gonna cover infinite density issues, you can just go a knife or crusher or anything that can deal with armor, Antax heavies is the last thing i would use, they are like 50% slower than Rashad.
And i'm not sure about desirable reload speed, but you can drop Sainted for Ambuscade + Good Balance
or anoint in blood + purge
anoint is way too important
cerulean moth
i took it as i don't use double barrel on my shotty and i find that talent to be amazing so im trying to emulate it a bit
vestal pine
i wonder if with that + 30% it will be instant
ambuscade does seem like a good choice
alas i dont have the
cerulean moth
i wonder if with that + 30% it will be instant
Noooo clue lmao. The animmation already fucks up just using double barrel
vestal pine
manstopping device to test yet
dont the extra animation play when reloading with double barrel blessing?
cerulean moth
Ambasacade could be cool. Dance of death plus dueslist has been making it take down some things far-ish away
its why ive ignored anointed in blood to prevent damage fall off of any kind
i love how the reticul just turns into a dot on the screen
vestal pine
but anoint in blood is just a damage plus?
ember yew
anoint is even stronger now with how they buffed close range now from 8m to 12.5m
its base damage
the strongest one
cerulean moth
ahhhhh i forgot
ok ill work it in
I was thinking along the lines of how since I have dance of death i can take longer range shots. And Anointed in blood might fuck that up a bit
but that 12m is good
ember yew
there was a table somewhere
they guy even edited new values
kudos
so i wasnt off the mark
but what did catch my attention, some guy said Judgment wont boost ranged damage
gonna check it
cerulean moth
what i hate is all the gun zealot talents are spread everywhere
let me make a focused BUILD damn you
ember yew
we love having bad luck
i installed yesterday
rn somewhere before the 4 boss
cant wait to farm bunny prime
with 3% droprate
took a liking to her
spare talon
i have 2/4 of her parts
ember yew
what i hate is all the gun zealot talents are spread everywhere
facts
and they are covered by either shit talents
like Sainted
or just somewhere in the ass of the universe like Ambuscade (while i like Good Balance, i don't use it, no points for that adSAfdgsagdsgfg)
cerulean moth
do you feel like it helped much? I dont use it at all
cerulean moth
id rather heal a bit after every hit than vot
cerulean moth
fair!
ember yew
do you feel like it helped much? I dont use it at all
best way to use voice of terra
is either Graia braced
or flamer
im thinking of some builds
cerulean moth
flamer I can see easily yeah
ember yew
graia too, it has penetration against trash and highest ammo pool
cerulean moth
if only elites explode blessing was good ):
ember yew
columnus/agri braced could work too, but less max ammo hurt
vestal pine
is either Graia braced
ember yew
when you shoot at hordes
cerulean moth
if only elites explode blessing was good ):
gotta be the most unique blessing
ember yew
agri pierce even flak
vestal pine
ember yew
when gunners line up its funny
vestal pine
which is why i like
cerulean moth
vestal pine
agri brauto with cleave has better horde damage output than any of the melees i feel like
cerulean moth
numbers are not meant for zealot chat
vestal pine
this is just a build
emphasizing that
which means i eat ammo like crazy
idk if its worth it over vet brauto tho
feel like that has more edge
ember yew
when you outdamage plasma
with agri8
barely though
this agri8 been with me for 8+ month now
almost 9
ember yew
crafting rework cant coom soon enough
cerulean moth
what if it bad
ember yew
it will still be better
cerulean moth
tbh i think its gonna be heat
ember yew
that this systems
cerulean moth
every rework they have done has been good
ember yew
first we go with RNG stats and then RNG perks/blessings
with that one comes more grind
but in terms of saving resources
it will be less grind for perfect weapon
as you only need to get good base
and you can even adjust base stats
to what extend still unknown
cerulean moth
ironhelm is still my fav weapon ever added
I just want that unarmoured talent GONE
so this baby becomes poifect
cerulean moth
OFffft
ember yew
but it is what it is
ember yew
stop watching too much hentai
vestal pine
no attack speed bonus
cerulean moth
not give speed buff
vestal pine
everything is the same
cerulean moth
which would feel so ass
ember yew
shit then
vestal pine
you forgot the unaugmented aura also
ember yew
i love it for its as
cerulean moth
EW
ember yew
you forgot the unaugmented aura also
7.5%?
darn can you stack non augmented
and augmented one
vestal pine
you cant
ember yew
fck
cerulean moth
Make Marty give rending per stack.
Fatshark Marty can be trusted
Do not look at the numbers
ember yew
i thing it was 2 days ago, another run with a random plasmagun vet, that thing is the opposite of "fun" in this game
effortlessly kill any special with "infinite" cleave oneshot
leaves barely anything for you to do
vestal pine
ember yew
even revolver is not that offensive as plasma
cerulean moth
I feel like that with good revs sometimes
Just because I enjoy killing specials and elites
ember yew
i should ask vet chat
how useful Sunder is on Psword
since ~~sht ~~this game does not show values
polar nexus
very useful
ember yew
i forgot that i removed
enhanced descriptions
i think its updated now, should install it again
frosty herald
Mal said sunder is good on powersword
polar nexus
so that benefits the mk3 a lot
frosty herald
Since you can cleave crushers
polar nexus
it's bis with bm
lucid dune
leaves barely anything for you to do
wipe his arse and call him mr. president? =P
polar nexus
you go either pc4 with bm or sunder
lucid dune
and stop those 3 poxwalkers from killing him
ember yew
wipe his arse and call him mr. president? =P
not really, he was still below like 400k damage overall
polar nexus
bm will be more horde cleave and sunder will help you in a mix horde with armored target
because you just say fuck you to carapace
ember yew
because you just say fuck you to carapace
i'l go and buy that sunder 4 from melk
🍖
already got PC4 3 days ago
frosty herald
Yeah i might swap out bm for sunder
ember yew
lucid dune
bm lost a lot of power since it can't do cleave damage through carapace any more
lucid dune
can still 2-shot crushers...tho it was kinda broken vs crusher stacks...not as much as ogryn shovel was tho =D
ember yew
bm lost a lot of power since it can't do cleave damage through carapace any more
i only managed to get 1 week of fun with Ogryns shovels
lucid dune
i miss killing 4 crushers in 1 swing
polar nexus
you can still 2 shot a crusher, even without bm
lucid dune
puny ones run away, ogryn goes hero mode
lucid dune
you can still 2 shot a crusher, even without bm
nice...
polar nexus
ok mine has elite, carapace and all the dmg nodes available
lucid dune
sunder letting you cleave through bulwark shields is pretty nice
frosty herald
Bm with mk6 push attack is very strong
polar nexus
bm works well with mk6 lights
vestal pine
spiral anvil
OING is doing it
ember yew
that poor hufflepuff psyker with DS4 Precog/Riposte and 5k melee damage
why even run DS4 then
polar nexus
maybe that was 5k dmg in one hit that saved the run?
lucid dune
which melee weapon would you rather him take with him and not use? =P
vestal pine
dont show up on public with lacerate/haymaker
that was a pub match
auric
build is this
ember yew
aint it the same 3 faces as in the screen above
vestal pine
ye
frosty herald
vestal pine
bought it from melk and hadron decided to ruin it with stripped down
classic
then again gambling
ember yew
could be a mission drop
vestal pine
frosty herald
Wouldve been cracked before the skilltree update
polar nexus
vestal pine
hi
polar nexus
hi!
ember yew
145
is that peak darktide online
tho i hope crafting update will make numbers hit 20k+
from usual 3-5k
polar nexus
all the god hammers i will make
vestal pine
all the god hammers i will make
i will definitely make thuderous skulltaker hammer
polar nexus
yes
ember yew
hope FS wont fck it up and we won't lose like 90% of the inventory
due to some new bug
lusty oar
a world without money
polar nexus
i am pretty sure they will test a migration on the test server
drowsy steppe
I will flesh tearer lacerate you
hushed agate
I will flesh tearer lacerate you
Its a bell curve so if theyre using it correctly it means flesh tearer lacerate is also applicable to the other side
polar nexus
yes
a good player with ft + lacerate will always be above an average player with meta blessings
bitter anvil
Ft+ lacerate on crusher:
quasi marsh
a good player with greys will be better than an average player too
modern lintel
We just remove the bleed stack limit easy
In other news time to go gambling for man stopper again
ivory marlin
all the god hammers i will make
What would you do with these hammers?
Perhaps
War?
polar nexus
yes 40k times
modern lintel
Should just been sending to blue or all the way to orange for trying to get manstopper you think
ivory marlin
yes 40k times
Jesus thats alot
polar nexus
Should just been sending to blue or all the way to orange for trying to get mans...
nah, usually the second blessing you get is t3 or t4
you either make a new character or you wait for the shop
hushed agate
From them a large, dark tide of blood shall flow
iron dirge
could just put +5 crit chance instead of weak spot, both of the blessings are pretty good
modern lintel
you either make a new character or you wait for the shop
Yea iv already done the new character got them to 20 i just have been throwing all my plasteel at them to get it rn
modern lintel
Well iv gotten every t2 blessing except manstopper after about 4 or 5k plasteel while only sending them to blue so maybe
obsidian prairie
I think I rolled Manstopper in the armory on one of my level 30’s so you don’t need a new character
But if you can mod the one that lets you access shops without selecting a character is great for checking everyone’s armory
lusty oar
can you still use an app or a website to check the store regularly?
yes, armoury browser extension
lusty oar
and buy from it
no
polar nexus
well, so it's no use for me alas :/ unless i am working from home
ivory marlin
:D
vestal pine
frosty herald
ornate bone
y'know
anyone else find it weird that the devil's claw comes from the same place as the knife and isn't remotely as goated
spare talon
anyone else find it weird that the devil's claw comes from the same place as the...
i dont follow
ornate bone
where is my uncanny strike riposte devil's claw one-shotting a crusher with a parry
spare talon
god please
vestal pine
where is my uncanny strike riposte devil's claw one-shotting a crusher with a pa...
where my sunder DClaw tho
ornate bone
thrust dclaw
acoustic dune
I want to see a range weapon that is just a catachan bug
You throw it and it just wipe the enemy and you aswell
If close enough
lucid dune
Thought I'd share my Zealot's Mk III Shock Maul. =D
1st Zealot that is...my 2nd Zealot is my 6th character.
only 1 ogryn/vet
polar nexus
Hadron logic
acoustic dune
Do you think the reason that hadron give us shit blessing
Is because we forgot her birthday or smth
Like her mother day gift
acoustic dune
And for those who didn't forget have good blessing
hushed knoll
Hadron logic
placid fiber
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
Quit making that face at Hadron, you're scaring the children!
placid fiber
I'm pretty sure the deep hatred for Hadron shows up within the 1st 100 hours of darktide lol
frosty herald
slow galleon
Hadron logic
Get that oxy torch out of my sight
polar nexus
I'm pretty sure the deep hatred for Hadron shows up within the 1st 100 hours of ...
Then it becomes an abusive relationship and it is all about Hadron feet pics (or foot because she has a peg leg)
ornate bone
Okay, am I getting crazy or is there a bug where you get revived and can't attack with your weapon until swapping?
I just stared down like 7 ragers with a loaded gun because of this shit
placid fiber
Honestly... I don't get revived enough to know that, tbh. :/
The most times I've been downed/killed in a long time was when I was playing with Cole the other week in a maelstrom mission. I was extremely rusty, but, I didn't notice a bug like that
frosty herald
The most times I've been downed/killed in a long time was when I was playing wit...
Humble brag
hushed knoll
Then it becomes an abusive relationship and it is all about Hadron feet pics (o...
What
hushed knoll
The most times I've been downed/killed in a long time was when I was playing wit...
Wow so you blame Cole
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/cassia-rogue-trader-40k-warhammer-40k-gif-731418497471807...
Twitter
placid fiber
Is that Stan?
acoustic dune
placid fiber
I guess it isn't Stan lol
acoustic dune
Who is this stan ?
hushed knoll
Why u hating on Cole? I wasn't.
acoustic dune
Oh that stan
hushed knoll
Is that Stan?
What
acoustic dune
@hushed knoll do you make art?
placid fiber
I mean... with the kinda food you eat... it might as well be in an anime >.>'
placid fiber
I am not an anime girl
acoustic dune
What does that even mean
placid fiber
What does that even mean
Stan eats... "special" things <.<'
hushed knoll
What does that even mean
The art was anime-girlified
hushed knoll
Stan eats... "special" things <.<'
Special meaning good
placid fiber
like ketchup on mac n cheese >.>
lusty oar
based
acoustic dune
like ketchup on mac n cheese >.>
I have ever ate mac n cheese
lusty oar
like ranch and mac
acoustic dune
In my life
placid fiber
Ranch and mac could be good
acoustic dune
Or so what I remenber
solar gorge
you can't eat ketchup
placid fiber
you can't eat ketchup
Tell that to Stan
solar gorge
if you aren't a child anymore it's forbidden
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-straw-gif-22095372
Have you ever done this, Stan? @hushed knoll
acoustic dune
Atleast he didn't just eat pasta and ketchup
placid fiber
Don't give him any ideas...
placid fiber
Ooo, tasty
placid fiber
Ur not 5 anymore, ketchup is illegal
hushed knoll
Have you ever done this, Stan? <@399244889109561364>
acoustic dune
Ur not 5 anymore, ketchup is illegal
Less that more why only ketcup
lusty oar
sounds like you haven’t tried ketchup and ramen
acoustic dune
Hos poor are you to only have that
lusty oar
it’s a banger
acoustic dune
I shant not even entertain the idea
However I would go for some canned tomato sardine in a omelette
lusty oar
you end up with a tomatoey broth
acoustic dune
And some rice
lusty oar
nah the fancy ketchup packets hit diff
acoustic dune
Fancy?
lusty oar
yeah fancy
acoustic dune
I need visual
lusty oar
acoustic dune
Look like smth from the 90s
vestal pine
Have you ever done this, Stan? <@399244889109561364>
i Gassed a water with buncha sugar in it
you usually dont wanna do thay
lusty oar
the late 1900s
placid fiber
i Gassed a water with buncha sugar in it
So you drank soda without the carbonation or flavorings...?
acoustic dune
So you drank soda without the carbonation or flavorings...?
I will not understand why would people drink carbonate water
placid fiber
I don't get it either, it kinda tastes like liquor to me :/
acoustic dune
Sometime they add minerals
placid fiber
and if I wanted to taste liquor... I'd just get the real stuff...
placid fiber
Good question
placid fiber
I think theres something to coffee and salt, but, idk for sure
frosty herald
Fort nite
vestal pine
So you drank soda without the carbonation or flavorings...?
i got a flavored drink and then try to carbonate it, didnt went well
vestal pine
Not more thirsty
wnergy drinkx are salty
not seawater salty but the salinity of your bodily fluid so it absorbs well to your body or something
vestal pine
I will not understand why would people drink carbonate water
it tastes like carbonated water, which might be close to modern beers since its also carbonated but for different reasons
acoustic dune
I hate carbonate water
vestal pine
eventually all carbonated waters suffer the same fate
you either add some flavorings, or just drink normal water
hushed knoll
I hate carbonate water
WTF WTF WTF
SELTZER IS AMAZING
😩😩😩😩😩
So much better than plain water
vestal pine
im sorry
if i would drink carbonated water
i would use the bottle to break into a office building that has a water dispencer, dump the carbo out and then fill it with water and then drink it
acoustic dune
i would use the bottle to break into a office building that has a water dispence...
That's understandable
acoustic dune
Pure evil
If I really want to be evil I would replace everyone water with carbonate one
Except mine
hushed knoll
That would be amazing
acoustic dune
Because I don't want to suffer
vestal pine
carbo is fine it it doesnt stain the water with that wierd vitter aftertaste
hushed knoll
I can drink three 12 packs of seltzer in 2 days
placid fiber
If I really want to be evil I would replace everyone water with carbonate one
No if you really wanted to be evil you would replace all of stan's carbonated water with water lol
hushed knoll
WTF
placid fiber
I wouldn't say they SHOULD do it... just that it WOULD be evil...
acoustic dune
No if you really wanted to be evil you would replace all of stan's carbonated wa...
No if I want to be evil
hushed knoll
@royal vortex HELP ME
vestal pine
i drink maesilchung
acoustic dune
I would hang a rope to a carbonate water bottle and hang in on a rope
placid fiber
and dangle it above Stan?
acoustic dune
Out of stan 4 feet 1 inch height
coarse birch
I am not sure josho is your savior
acoustic dune
and dangle it above Stan?
Yeah exactly
hushed knoll
I legit walked around my parents' entire property looking for seltzer and found ONE can hidden away in a cooler and drank it within a minute
placid fiber
That is evil lol
acoustic dune
Just out of of arm reach
hushed knoll
Just out of of arm reach
Wtf
vestal pine
Out of stan 4 feet 1 inch height
put him inside a vat filled with carbonated water but with a scuba gear and if you take off the scuba gear you die or something idk
hushed knoll
I am not sure josho is your savior
solar gorge
carbonated water is the devil's work
coarse birch
Why do you keep sending me this gif
acoustic dune
put him inside a vat filled with carbonated water but with a scuba gear and if y...
He would prob drank all that
solar gorge
do not drink carbonated water
vestal pine
He would prob drank all that
the top is sealed
acoustic dune
the top is sealed
So?
vestal pine
cant drink it without drowning
acoustic dune
He'll prob burp out the oxygen?
acoustic dune
anyway just a joke dont take it seriously :(
Was it?
frosty herald
Put carbonated water in stan's shower
acoustic dune
Mine wasn't ill actually invent anti gravity so I can dangle carbonate water onto of his head
And get him banned from all store with carbonate water
vestal pine
acoustic dune
That or send him to asia
vestal pine
make one and give it to him idk
solar gorge
no
solar gorge
awful people
frosty herald
https://youtu.be/9vM6KhB2ims?si=FI8nHAEMkb_0Qb-p
Dude almost died on the spot from it
acoustic dune
Make stan be able drink warm carbonate water
vestal pine
acoustic dune
Dude almost died on the spot from it
Damn. Really?
frosty herald
hushed knoll
Make stan be able drink warm carbonate water
I do
solar gorge
monstrous
hushed knoll
Mine wasn't ill actually invent anti gravity so I can dangle carbonate water ont...
Wtf
acoustic dune
You drink warm water?
solar gorge
no...
acoustic dune
I get irritated if I don't get it
Dude I think we found stan's meth
hushed knoll
And @coarse birch
solar gorge
the bubble goblin
coarse birch
yeah i think we would lose stan if not for seltzer
hushed knoll
I have a flavor I love so much that I'm considering importing it from Canada
acoustic dune
I wonder if he'll pull a demo man and have his body carbonate the water when he drinks normal one
coarse birch
it flows in his veins
hushed knoll
I'm biting my lip just thinking about it
acoustic dune
it flows in his veins
Carbonated blood
solar gorge
got some bubbles in his brain, explains a lot
hushed knoll
I woke my friend up once after taking a huge gulp that was so refrwshing I couldn't contain it
Refreshing
frosty herald
What is that cursed name
hushed knoll
What name
frosty herald
Im not attempting to pronounce it
left iron
It is time to confiscate all the carbonated water from Stan
hushed knoll
It's Finnish iirc
acoustic dune
I woke my friend up once after taking a huge gulp that was so refrwshing I could...
I have a comically large gulf and ahh before
hushed knoll
It is time to confiscate all the carbonated water from Stan
NO ICE HOW COULD YOU 
acoustic dune
It's time to confiscate Ice from Ice <:blobhammer:469915244429443073>
Counterpoint
Carbonate ice
No
hushed knoll
Oooo nivr
acoustic dune
Carbonate icecream
acoustic dune
Someone quick
hushed knoll
Melted ice cream that's carbonated
acoustic dune
Try out the idea
hushed knoll
You should try melted ice cream
left iron
You should try giving up on carbonated water 
hushed knoll
NO
solar gorge
i'm calling a hitman to take care of stan
hushed knoll
https://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg?si=aNApz-aFKRxpVStr
Ahhh yes the inhale suck method
hushed knoll
i'm calling a hitman to take care of stan
Wtf I'm rubbing all the salt off your pretzels 
placid fiber
Ahhh yes the inhale suck method
So you are good at both inhaling AND sucking...?
hushed knoll
So you are good at both inhaling AND sucking...?
solar gorge
Wtf I'm rubbing all the salt off your pretzels <:blobhammer:469915244429443073>
I like them better without salt
thank you
acoustic dune
i'm calling a hitman to take care of stan
The hit man in question will uncarbonate his water
He'll die from the lack of carbonation
Like some kind of mythical monster
vestal pine
what did i miss
acoustic dune
what did i miss
Not much
vestal pine
i like the crappy parm stuff
hushed knoll
Wtf
hushed knoll
If I didn't have carbonation I would literally not know what to do with myself
vestal pine
If I didn't have carbonation I would literally not know what to do with myself
give him carbonated bodka or something idk
acoustic dune
If I didn't have carbonation I would literally not know what to do with myself
Would you say that you'll fizz out of existence?
frosty herald
Would you say that you'll *fizz* out of existence?
vestal pine
thunk of shaved ice but more liquidy
acoustic dune
thunk of shaved ice but more liquidy
So I ll be drinking shave ice
Normally I'll eat those
vestal pine
basically
acoustic dune
Not drink it
frosty herald
vestal pine
you van alsk spoonfool in your mouth
hushed knoll
Would you say that you'll *fizz* out of existence?
That was as funny as a submarine with screen windows
hushed knoll
thunk of shaved ice but more liquidy
Thunk
acoustic dune
That was as funny as a submarine with screen windows
Speaking of which
That does exist
tired kindle
https://tenor.com/view/%D1%85%D1%83%D0%BA-%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B5%D...
wtf is that chronics of riddick
hushed knoll
If you don’t like seltzer you’re not contributing to society
acoustic dune
wtf is that chronics of riddick
Why do you have 2 code
vestal pine
If you don’t like seltzer you’re not contributing to society
time to make boston seltzer party then
hushed knoll
time to make boston seltzer party then
acoustic dune
If you don’t like seltzer you’re not contributing to society
Are you a seltzer CEO or smth?
Why are name dropping brand
Like it's your job
hushed knoll
Why are name dropping brand
Seltzer is what we call carbonated water here
frosty herald
wtf is that chronics of riddick
Its stalker smh
acoustic dune
Seltzer is what we call carbonated water here
Oh
tired kindle
Its stalker smh
oh dumb
frosty herald
tired kindle
escape from butcher bay
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-chernobyl-btr-gif-169...
Can I have this but it's a comically large bolt
frosty herald
acoustic dune
God I need to one-day watch the stalker movie
tired kindle
Why do you have 2 code
2 accts
tired kindle
this guy gets it
marsh hill
"nt" (bro did not in fact try)
nimble fiber
nimble fiber
Seltzer is what we call carbonated water here
selters* or the real ones call it sprudelwasser
vale sierra
any zealots want to try the Just a Flesh Wound private match penitence? It's the last one I need to 100% zealot?
acoustic dune
any zealots want to try the Just a Flesh Wound private match penitence? It's the...
do boss mode
the twin
hushed knoll
selters* or the real ones call it sprudelwasser
Seltzer hört sich besser an 😠😠😠😠😠😠
left iron
Woe, tap water upon yee
hushed knoll
Hi ice what’s poppin owo notices u
hushed agate
They were originally gonna let us but its got removed for whatever reason
acoustic dune
like lemme show of my COOL tatoo
acoustic dune
They were originally gonna let us but its got removed for whatever reason
i am gonna guess too much people running around naked
why goes the ogryn get to be a quarter naked
and not us zealot
its not fair
i wanna feel the blood hit my body
haughty haven
what's a good marty eviscerator build for zealot
i have a evis with elites maniacs shred and rampage on it
vestal pine
what's a good marty eviscerator build for zealot
the same one
zealot build kinda never changes imho, its not like psyker where its stale but least there are archetypes
north sedge
🤔
ember yew
what's a good marty eviscerator build for zealot
for your evis mk15
its possible to drop DoD/TWBS and get sustained assault
you can do w/e
for ranged you dont have options after the nerf, either revolver or bolter
otherwise you are stuck with only heavy rev as your options against crushers
which isnt a good thing, unless its a oneshot (and this evis isnt)
haughty haven
so you don't need restoring faith and bfte?
ember yew
Going that automatically means you drop twbs
and sacrifices a lot
its usually beast for something like heavy sword 9
chainaxe4
to whatever spam heavy attacks
vestal pine
which isnt a good thing, unless its a oneshot (and this evis isnt)
shred evi15 can oneshot with rev heavy crit with +25% carapace
on piety
so i assume its gonna be mostly same for marty
haughty haven
all hopped up on piety
ember yew
he doesnt have carapace
vestal pine
shucks
haughty haven
and than is one wound curio enough?
vestal pine
it may be possible cause marty gives +40% damage anyway
ember yew
and than is one wound curio enough?
i was using 2 wounds + 1 toughness curio for marty builds
vestal pine
but since its marty is not piety
ember yew
you get around 170 toughness that way
vestal pine
i was using 2 wounds + 1 toughness curio for marty builds
is this a good call
outside of another guy it seems to be a rare sight
haughty haven
i didn't pick up invocation so i could grab the damage talent on the right
more passive damage for when i'm not mortally injured lol
ember yew
outside of another guy it seems to be a rare sight
depends of what you want from marty
i want attack speed and damage, some people just stack DR or HP
acoustic dune
depends of what you want from marty
PURE UNFILTERED DAMAGE
ember yew
ember yew
as i dropped TWBS from all builds (aside from chainax4 and thammer)
now simply stacking damage
pre-nerf i would've used TWBS
vestal pine
as i dropped TWBS from all builds (aside from chainax4 and thammer)
skill solution
i should learn how to drop it but its too useful
especially on solo dives
ember yew
you just need to be wary of reapers or shotgunners, sometimes knockback can fuck you up from the cliff
happened to me once
vestal pine
shotgunners still stun you with TWBS
the problem is just gunners
most tanky stealth marty build
(this is with +15% toughness)
10%*
acoustic dune
>stealth marty
ay its consider stealth
if no one here's abbout it
by any mean
necessary
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/sam-fisher-splinter-cell-deimos-splinter-cell-gif-5442733...
is that the fucking cloacker
from payday 2
vestal pine
i assume its splinter cell guy
3 eyed green nightvision goggles are a signature of him
granted its also nurgle's
ember yew
i assume its splinter cell guy
this
vestal pine
i dont want it
i want it
anyway caxe no longer 2shots crshers with 1 fotf charge after the change
so stealth marty it is.
vestal pine
tribal estuary
tryna get man stopper on my hacker is such a pain 
vestal pine
make a alt character
tribal estuary
why
tribal estuary
it doesnt transfer blessings between characters does it?
acoustic dune
i guess
acoustic dune
it doesnt transfer blessings between characters does it?
it kinda does
tribal estuary
really?
are u sure cuz everytime im trying to roll the same weapon i have on vet on zealot, i cant change the blessings to what i had from vet
north sedge
blessings are account wide
acoustic dune
are u sure cuz everytime im trying to roll the same weapon i have on vet on zeal...
it does
left iron
Since they made you able to strip the blessings from a weapon
tribal estuary
i literally dont remember blessings being account wide
acoustic dune
how do you not know this?
tribal estuary
cuz it just didnt happen for me
north sedge
it happened to everyone
acoustic dune
cuz it just didnt happen for me
you forgot to give angron a gift then
tribal estuary
i always had to roll for tier 4 perks on all the weapons i wanted on my zealot that were the same as vet
acoustic dune
give mama a good oil rub
tribal estuary
bruh
vestal pine
i always had to roll for tier 4 perks on all the weapons i wanted on my zealot t...
thought that was changed in like
6 months in release
north sedge
yea the perks has been a dropdown menu for a long time too
vestal pine
on patch 13 which was the skilltree update it was account wide(as well as money n shit) p sure?