if you dont have ingredients then i wouldnt recommend getting canned salmon unless you just wanna eat it out the can lol
#zealot-class
merry flume
placid fiber
I think I got it from a food thing
merry flume
sadly for me, i am mostly an ingredient household
frosty herald
Unholy abomination
placid fiber
if you dont have ingredients then i wouldnt recommend getting canned salmon unle...
That sounds... like what I've done with canned chicken lol
frosty herald
Chicken cinnamon bastard sugar spices bread pieces mayonaise and bbq sus
bitter anvil
this one fresh
placid fiber
@merry flume So can I get by with shredded bread and eggs and the salmon?
merry flume
That sounds... like what I've done with canned chicken lol
probably not
placid fiber
Damn
merry flume
wrong reply
placid fiber
Oh
hushed knoll
@left iron YAAAAS JELLY MEATBALLS THEYRE SO GOOD
merry flume
no i answered your question i just replied to the wrong message
placid fiber
Ah
frosty herald
Darktide cooking channel
bitter anvil
<@208673746565726209> YAAAAS JELLY MEATBALLS THEYRE SO GOOD
those are fishball
placid fiber
<@208673746565726209> YAAAAS JELLY MEATBALLS THEYRE SO GOOD
Damn it, now you're making me want meatballs...
hushed knoll
They’re meatballs with grape jelly and chili sauce
merry flume
<@208673746565726209> YAAAAS JELLY MEATBALLS THEYRE SO GOOD
jelly beef stroganoff
frosty herald
Damn it, now you're making me want meatballs...
bitter anvil
they look fishball
merry flume
theyre just processed
bitter anvil
canned meatball
merry flume
frozen
bitter anvil
merry flume
dont shit on frozen meatball
they have carried me throughout my culinary journey
easy to make and filling
cheap too
fleet zealot
My grandpa wouldn’t accept no frozen meatball
bitter anvil
you would fried rice with butter on it
merry flume
no i make spaghetti
fleet zealot
you would fried rice with butter on it
Huh
merry flume
mmmm
merry flume
canned salmon fucks
fleet zealot
That gonna give me poor person ptsd
merry flume
what do you meeeeeaaaaaaaaaaan
placid fiber
That gonna give me poor person ptsd
I am poor lol
merry flume
yeah that's why i like it so much
placid fiber
o_o'
hushed knoll
@lusty turtle SKELLY NOOOOO
merry flume
yeah let's put him in a can so i can eat his skin and bones
hushed knoll
merry flume
bitter anvil
your dipping sauce is honey mustard
placid fiber
so could I get by with the flour*, shredded bread, eggs, and olive oil?
hushed knoll
your dipping sauce is honey mustard
Honey mustard on pizza and or lasagna is good
bitter anvil
you trynna eat me?
hushed knoll
No
bitter anvil
merry flume
as long as you have the binding ingrediants it will at least hold its shape
placid fiber
I am not an ingredients place of residence
merry flume
seasoning is all on you
bitter anvil
msg
merry flume
do not put msg on salmon cakes
hushed knoll
What kinda cakes we talkin about 
bitter anvil
What kinda cakes we talkin about <:fLOOsh:663127276962971648>
space marine cakes
merry flume
hushed knoll
space marine cakes
merry flume
do not put msg on canned salmon
frosty herald
Get the starbucks xl oreo shake
fleet zealot
Salmon loaf
bitter anvil
msg on salmon
fleet zealot
Was so bad in my autistic mouth
merry flume
Was so bad in my autistic mouth
me with grits
placid fiber
@merry flume by the way: this is pre-cooked right? lol
fleet zealot
One of the worst textures i had growing up
merry flume
canned salmon is 1000% cooked
fleet zealot
You only cook salmon loaf till it’s warm and holds it shapes
fleet zealot
You dont want to overcook it (even tho it’s what my mom did)
placid fiber
You only cook salmon loaf till it’s warm and holds it shapes
Otherwise you just use a spoon/fork?
for eating the canned salmon
fleet zealot
I will
bitter anvil
chopstick eating salmon
frosty herald
I will never eat the disgusting abominable goop called canned meat
merry flume
i kinda wanna buy like 50 dollars in frozen pizzas
merry flume
if spam was like
visual stream
space marine cakes
merry flume
50% less salty i would like it
merry flume
crab cakes...
frosty herald
Just buy fresh meat instead of processed garbage
fleet zealot
Only thing worse canned Krab meat
merry flume
visual stream
fleet zealot
Just buy fresh meat instead of processed garbage
Location and price
Also canning is an old practice, just because it is canned <> it’s been heavily processed
merry flume
today in zealot chat we will learn what food deserts are
you know whats actually divine canned
frosty herald
Well
frosty herald
Canned is waste meat in my eyes
merry flume
yeah just salt your meat and hang it
frosty herald
But i have a middle eastern butcher nearby selling fresh meat
hushed knoll
Canned bread is amazing
fleet zealot
The overfear of food preservation
When food preservation has massively helped humanity
fleet zealot
Canned bread is amazing
You would
placid fiber
yeah just salt your meat and hang it
This is edible?
hushed knoll
You would
Do you think that cheesecake would be a great memory foam mattress material
merry flume
This is edible?
extremely
solid ferry
Do chainsword blessings that are surrendered count as available blessings for eviscerators?
bitter anvil
This is edible?
red dead redemption food looking ass
frosty herald
Bros eating snakeskin
fleet zealot
Do you think that cheesecake would be a great memory foam mattress material
Depends on the cheesecake but no?
fleet zealot
Do chainsword blessings that are surrendered count as available blessings for ev...
No
merry flume
so is my brain
fleet zealot
Evisc and chainswords are different weapon families
fleet zealot
It’s light and fluffy
You still need it firm enough to hold a bed shape
merry flume
what
placid fiber
like... fish...
merry flume
like fish????
frosty herald
Only a weapon and its marks share blessings
placid fiber
lol
hushed knoll
You still need it firm enough to hold a bed shape
It can be firm
placid fiber
like fish????
exactly
frosty herald
Eat surstromming
fleet zealot
And the cheesecake would attract ants
hushed knoll
They have water beds why not cheesecake beds
fleet zealot
Which would eat your bed
merry flume
i eat my bad
hushed knoll
Ants don’t like cheese
fleet zealot
And the cheesecake would go bad because you are a human with high body temp and it’s a dairy product
fleet zealot
Ants don’t like cheese
Wrong
hushed knoll
Why are you screaming at me 
hushed knoll
Get that anime girl off my screen
bitter anvil
merry flume
yeah power in demon form is much hotter
frosty herald
If i ever have a baby i will do this
frosty herald
https://tenor.com/view/power-power-chainsaw-man-chain-saw-chainsaw-man-gif-13507...
She stanks
Stinky ass
Stinky everything
fleet zealot
Get that anime girl off my screen
placid fiber
Well... I think this salmon needs pepper >.>
fleet zealot
She stanks
I cant believe the manga made me sad about her
fleet zealot
Im using gif search function so no manga power
merry flume
😔
placid fiber
I'm not sure I can stomach a lot of this cold x.x
merry flume
csm has hot girls in it if you like sticks
merry flume
I'm not sure I can stomach a lot of this cold x.x
why are you just munching on it cold 😭
fleet zealot
csm has hot girls in it if you like sticks
I like monstrous girls
merry flume
I like monstrous girls
frosty herald
Reze is peak
placid fiber
ugh, now I taste salmon on my breath... lol
fleet zealot
bitter anvil
I like monstrous girls
you must liked this video then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y5KVtU810
frosty herald
solar gorge
merry flume
Reze is peak
welcome back togata
fleet zealot
you must liked this video then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y5KVtU810
Can’t believe he got hate for this video
bitter anvil
placid fiber
@merry flume The salmon was good, but, it was too much salmon flavor too quick for me... I couldn't stomach a whole lot of it
bitter anvil
Can’t believe he got hate for this video
wdym?
frosty herald
solar gorge
stan meal
frosty herald
Would demolish
royal vortex
i read "tall woman" as "tapeworm"
left iron
solar gorge
tapeworm with a fat ass
placid fiber
i read "tall woman" as "tapeworm"
Goddamn it, if I was eating something I would have spit it all out at this comment lol
visual stream
royal vortex
tapeworm with the CAKE, dude.
visual stream
oh goodness gracious
merry flume
guys look at the breakfast bowl i made yesterday that gave me violent heartburn
placid fiber
guys look at the breakfast bowl i made yesterday that gave me violent heartburn
looks yummy
fleet zealot
wdym?
It was like 80% dude bros going “omg i can’t believe you made liking women gay you (slur for gay men) gtfo turbo virgin” (even tho jocat has a gf) and like 20% radfems no one likes saying he was objectifying women
visual stream
This slug is being forced to breathe the mustard through his skin, I wonder if that is enjoyable
bitter anvil
It was like 80% dude bros going “omg i can’t believe you made liking women gay y...
ogryn brain moment
merry flume
It was like 80% dude bros going “omg i can’t believe you made liking women gay y...
jocat likes fat women, skinny women, and buff women, that alone says a lot about his character
🫡
solar gorge
mustard gas
fleet zealot
Anyways
visual stream
"hey! I heard your porn addiction was pretty strong, let me fight it!"
fleet zealot
Best girl for other girls
visual stream
visual stream
the only culture they got is the one growing in their socks
frosty herald
https://tenor.com/view/lr-agl-mui-goku-goku-ultra-instinct-goku-dokkan-battle-ka...
Black frieza low diffs
fleet zealot
What does anxiety depression have to do with it
merry flume
this is best manga girl right here
solar gorge
idk
merry flume
visual stream
beats me
bitter anvil
visual stream
felt pretty specific
fleet zealot
Damn now i want
frosty herald
Goku is mexican heritage
fleet zealot
Birria tacos again
bitter anvil
Goku is mexican heritage
merry flume
mexican mario
frosty herald
El hermano
frosty herald
https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-haruka-haruka-sawamura-yakuza-gif-2209...
El tigre was the perfect mexican representation
Guacamelee is the peak mexican game
surreal shore
this is super bricked right?
surreal shore
You could replace skull with timed block
TIMED BLOCKED?
why
this thing needs that 80%
damage
frosty herald
Because its funny and you can stunlock ragers infinetly
visual stream
Woe, curse of split piss stream upon ye
hushed agate
Because its funny and you can stunlock ragers infinetly
I mean
The alt does that too
slow stag
why is zealot chat the biggest degen chat, veteran is all business ogryn chat is surprisngly argumentative and psyker chat is like a mix between veteran and zealot, all chats are heckin valid though but anyone ever notice that
frosty herald
fleet zealot
why is zealot chat the biggest degen chat, veteran is all business ogryn chat is...
Fatshark needs to release more content
frosty herald
Abelard tell the genestealer matriarch to eat dick
nimble fiber
vestal pine
elfin steppe
why are still capping the money
hushed agate
We are dealing with people who cant NOT brick the game after every single update
They probably forgot how to set the cap or smthn
slow stag
MARTY VS INEXORABLE MK15 HEAVY EVISC GO
bitter anvil
why are still capping the money
beyond 25 million ordo dockets goes to imperium reserve
gray ice
Someone was asking if it was worth the $$
frosty herald
it is
gray ice
@pulsar zinc panzer of the lake has spoken
gray ice
MARTY VS INEXORABLE MK15 HEAVY EVISC GO
Marty supreme all arguments against are invalid
south folio
shlerp
hushed agate
Oops worng channel
coarse birch
nuh uh, im dead now
it was fun skele
ripe quest
nuh uh, im dead now
wait but you're a skeleton, thought that counts as dead already
visual stream
why are still capping the money
Mf trying to be Darktide Bezos
placid fiber
wait but you're a skeleton, thought that counts as dead already
Hey, don't be deathist against skele!
elfin steppe
Mf trying to be Darktide Bezos
I'm a rogue trader.
Sadly FS won't let me sell my stuff, I have a lot of goodies.
placid fiber
Sadly FS won't let me sell my stuff, I have a lot of goodies.
Just buy everything instead
visual stream
creeper aw man
median steeple
patent patrol
Sup people.
placid fiber
o7
patent patrol
creeper aw man
Creeper be Creepering
hushed knoll
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907948619376766979/1102378533256450088/...
Cats can’t use straws
placid fiber
Cats can’t use straws
Tell that to cats that have lips
south folio
Why are you schlerping Sheldon
@lusty turtle hi sheldon
hushed knoll
<@94406045148917760> hi sheldon
I’m not Sheldon
fleet zealot
i brought marshmallows for prayer snack
sterile dune
Xv evis with +1.25 stam, +8% elite damage, bloodletter 1 and rev it up 4
Is this worth saving or no?
fleet zealot
Xv evis with +1.25 stam, +8% elite damage, bloodletter 1 and rev it up 4
def not lol, imo only good thing is elite damage
sterile dune
Damn it, rolled the best base stats in ages
hushed knoll
Tell that to cats that have lips
hushed knoll
What about Shelbie?
hushed knoll
i brought marshmallows for prayer snack
What is prayer snack
drifting wolf
placid fiber
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
Stop making that face at cats! You're scaring the children!
hushed knoll
Stop making that face at cats! You're scaring the children!
There are no children here
placid fiber
There are no children here
I never said it was their age, rather than their maturity.
😉
fleet zealot
What is prayer snack
snack for praying so you keep your energy
placid fiber
snack for praying so you keep your energy
Do you know if we have any child adults in this channel?
misty nova
Xv evis with +1.25 stam, +8% elite damage, bloodletter 1 and rev it up 4
Do you have Bloodthirsty?
placid fiber
Or rather adult children
hushed knoll
snack for praying so you keep your energy
What
placid fiber
<:sus:940717155886973040>
You know, as well as I do, that there are some immature adults here
hushed knoll
I am probably one of them
Well I am mature when it counts
I am about to drink a mimosa
Does it have to be Prosecco to make it a mimosa
patent patrol
You know, as well as I do, that there are some immature adults here
To be fair depending on the age most people barely qualify as adults.
because they just hit adulthood and know nothing.
Lmao.
We all start somewhere.
But if you're talking about the people who act like they're 5, yeah those exist.
hushed knoll
@north sedge can you have Amiens without torso sex
grizzled aspen
Do you know if we have any child adults in this channel?
(it's me)
hushed knoll
What the fuck
Can you have mimosa. Without ores essay
Pro soccer
Prose for
I give up
grizzled aspen
Godzilla tried reading this, had a stroke, and died.
foggy coral
Emperor dropped this for me, is this salvageable, or just a cruel jest waiting for the new itemization system to fix everything forever?
sterile dune
Do you have Bloodthirsty?
Not as a level 4 no
median steeple
Gamers when devs aren't forced to work 24/7 every day 
minor sage
to be fair, I do think work-life balance is very important
but I also think there needs to be work done
south folio
regardless of vacation, fatshark is slow
south folio
that inherent fact is not going to change
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-13134027
Dough I’m sorry my phone got carried away
foggy coral
Fatshark would get a lot less shit if they released their games in a finished state
minor sage
it's been 2 years and their content pace is glacial heh
median steeple
True I do wish they would communicate more with the time they have
foggy coral
If Darktide had been released a year later in its post-skill tree rework state, the grumbling would've probably been a lot less pronounced
south folio
yeah, but there are plenty of valid reasons to go after fatshark
vacation just doesn't seem to be one of them
foggy coral
Because there wouldn't have been that long period of the game being blatantly unfinished and rushed out the door
south folio
you don't need to frame a guilty man
minor sage
ye i think vacation is like whatever lmao; it's just an easy scapegoat cuz their development speed is godawful
misty nova
Not as a level 4 no
Too bad, vou could've swapped bloodletter with bloodthirsty and have a Eviscerator focused on revving
minor sage
i dont think i'd be happy with it, whether or not they took vacation
south folio
people demonstrably aren't happy regardless of whether they're on vacation or not, though the vacation does get pointed out whenever this time of year rolls around
minor sage
i think vacation is just easy to scapegoat when the quality of work isn't up to par
fleet zealot
tfw GBOGers finally force fatshark to do NA crunch, only to realize that will only make fatshark a week faster tops
minor sage
but i dont think the quality of work would be up to par, regardless of the vaca
sterile basalt
tfw GBOGers finally force fatshark to do NA crunch, only to realize that will on...
What’s GBOG
minor sage
tfw GBOGers finally force fatshark to do NA crunch, only to realize that will on...
tbh, it'll prob make them slower
I think what they need to do is probably fire all the PMs
median steeple
in the long run? it would prob make content worse quality since overworked employees do worse
minor sage
and hire ones that are less shit
at project management
i think it's more of a management issue rather than a developer issue
fleet zealot
What’s GBOG
great book of grudges, a forum movement that is increasingly cringe
minor sage
but sadly since it's EU
fleet zealot
ehh, i think there is a dev issue but more of a
minor sage
you can't really fire people
fleet zealot
they need editors or something to make sure the code doesn't have stupid mistakes
like wrong variables or confusing terms
like what was happening with launch psyker
supervisor?
fleet zealot
idk someone to just proofread shit xd
minor sage
QA
fleet zealot
i took programming class that's it and all i remember is how much it made me hate programming
sterile basalt
idk someone to just proofread shit xd
That’s QA
minor sage
like wrong variables or confusing terms
this was a localization issue, not a dev issue
so a QA issue
mostly
sterile basalt
Or when limbsplitter BM bayonet was the best melee in the game
fleet zealot
dev issues is like the bug where thrust gave 180% more damage
coherency regen bug
where ogryns were getting like 720% +
minor sage
@south folio damn in exchange for their amazing wlb
They get paid less than flipping burgers at mcdonalds
In the US
fleet zealot
They get paid less than flipping burgers at mcdonalds
yea but mcdonalds doesn't give healthcare
and well, a lot of things and protections in the EU
solar gorge
i'm p sure a dev at fs makes more than a mcdonald lower end of the ladder wagie in the us
🤔
distant galleon
I mean i assume there’s levels of devs, but i dunno, i’m a janitor not a business major
vocal pulsar
I mean i assume there’s levels of devs, but i dunno, i’m a janitor not a busines...
janitor?
can you clean up @south folio 's act?
distant galleon
Dam what’d he do?
vocal pulsar
he exists.
south folio
mankar needs to be thoroughly cleaned off the face of this planet
solar gorge
a crime punishable by death
south folio
turn mankar to dust and sweep him into the trash bin where he can live among his peers
south folio
i suppose he can go into his own little bag, separated from the rest
vocal pulsar
arco has wronged the entire world
the only way to make it right, is to send him RIGHT to hell
minor sage
i'm p sure a dev at fs makes more than a mcdonald lower end of the ladder wagie ...
According to google
south folio
pss pss pss come into the trash bin 😊
minor sage
coarse birch
are you saying you are in the trash bin arco
dark zealot
finally got the 2nd sharen part
south folio
no i'm standing next to it
dark zealot
only took multiple hours
minor sage
California min wage is $20 hour whoch works out to about 40k a year
patent patrol
Man, I need people to play Warframe with. And teach me what words mean 💀
coarse birch
there are warframe people in here
patent patrol
there a discord or somethin?
north sedge
Cost of living is also dramatically lower in sweden
dark zealot
I also got this thing
solar gorge
Cost of living is also dramatically lower in sweden
was about to say
patent patrol
there are warframe people in here
I know, but one hasn't been playing since they did "everything worth doing", one's doing... something, idk what, and one... idek if he wants to do somethin with warframe rn.
minor sage
Its not an apples to apples comparison cuz i think CoL is different, health care is diff, taxes different
But its still interesting to look at
solar gorge
it doesn't mean shit if you earn more overall if by the end of the month you're left with nothing
dark zealot
thats why profit is more usfeful than money made
since you can make a lot of money but not much actual profit
minor sage
Yep lol
They should be able to fund dt
For many years
Since their costs are quite low
hushed knoll
pss pss pss come into the trash bin 😊
Piss?
coarse birch
he didnt type piss stan
south folio
stan is not a certified cat whisperer
south folio
true, my housemate's friend's roommate didn't take care of their cat at all and the cat ended up claiming a corner of the house to piss in
coarse birch
i do remember that story
south folio
come on mankar, come to your pisscorner
royal vortex
? why is that noteworthy
coarse birch
im glad he was able to get his own piss corner
solar gorge
who found the piss corner
royal vortex
everyone does that
south folio
josho?
coarse birch
that is fair
i like how josho only comes in here to join in on deranged conversations or because he was pinged
south folio
how else is he supposed to express his personality besides having 5k hours in hearts of iron
solar gorge
no one should suffer so
south folio
hushed knoll
come on mankar, come to your pisscorner
royal vortex
i had the epiphany the other day that i can trace my enjoyment of brutalist architecture down to exactly 1 memory and its been stuck in my head
hushed knoll
? why is that noteworthy
NO NOTES
royal vortex
it has plagued me
south folio
when is josho curing himself of his life???
hushed knoll
I meant pedicure
royal vortex
"life cure" sounds like the toxic positivity phrasing for suicide
hushed knoll
Wtf
royal vortex
if you want me to end it be a man and say it stan
hushed knoll
Your toenails?
north sedge
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/fall-the-lich-lich-king-adventure-time-litch-gif-36300704...
What does this mean
royal vortex
right about now there should be a smug british man coming to claim i havent moved any of my limbs more than 20 degrees in the past 6 months
north sedge
What does this mean
dark zealot
I also only realised today these guys have sallets on
distant galleon
I too bite my nails… used to swallow them too up until i was maybe 13
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/shh-finn-the-human-jake-the-dog-the-lich-adventure-time-g...
Ew adventure time
solar gorge
don't eat your nails
royal vortex
I too bite my nails… used to swallow them too up until i was maybe 13
good lord
dark zealot
I too bite my nails… used to swallow them too up until i was maybe 13
recyling amarite
solar gorge
don't do it but do describe tatse
hushed knoll
Fuck
elfin steppe
hushed knoll
Wait Elliot your pfp is a guy eating chips???
Wtf
I always thought it was a skateboarder
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/lich-skeleton-cartoon-gif-10142872
No
solar gorge
you don't like adventure time very much do you
north sedge
https://tenor.com/view/deer-fingers-adventure-time-creepy-deer-deer-fingers-gif-18260564935894865155
north sedge
What
drowsy steppe
shout out to iwantcumshot
crisp furnace
Good name
elfin steppe
I always thought it was a skateboarder
north sedge
It's to hide that it's his sex face
drowsy steppe
send the stan_do_acid emote
north sedge
solar gorge
splendid
hushed knoll
It's to hide that it's his sex face
NO
solar gorge
I fucking hate being grey omfg
dark zealot
what makes you not grey?
north sedge
solar gorge
posting and time spent
solar gorge
did you leave at one point and then came back ?
drowsy steppe
yea
solar gorge
that's why
drowsy steppe
server L
solar gorge
need to do it all over again
dark zealot
no cheating the system
south folio
no HANDOUTS here
hushed knoll
Lmao ok this got me
solar gorge
grey "people" smh
south folio
tsk tsk tsk
dark zealot
crisp furnace
Point and laugh
drowsy steppe
where is clebruyt or aqua asia
drowsy steppe
Incan make me a red person again
crisp furnace
Ban
drowsy steppe
no
dark zealot
prank this heretic
south folio
no rights
solar gorge
this country will collapse once the grey's get rights mark my words
delicate shadow
I ran into a screampies once
what's up?
crisp furnace
Incan make me a red person again
.
drowsy steppe
mal will begin baldur's gate posting
the shartstarbucks will return
frosty herald
Bro legit has been grey for 2 weeks now
crisp furnace
Would be extremely funny if you got banned
delicate shadow
Incan make me a red person again
ok fine, but you'll need to accept that I'll red you up, unred you, reverse red you, unreverse red you and then rered
drowsy steppe
ok fine, but you'll need to accept that I'll red you up, unred you, reverse red ...
what in tarnation
you cant make me your personal playdoll
south folio
this grey bug is causing us to engage in fictional discrimination
pls fix
delicate shadow
I don't make the rules I just enforce them
solar gorge
if they get red can i become yellow
frosty herald
Make mal mod as a joke
delicate shadow
we had to make a lot of weird eldritch deals to get role colours like this
south folio
kill mittins
delicate shadow
Make mal mod as a joke
I would but I don't have that power
south folio
why do you have goose emojis now
delicate shadow
obama
ripe quest
drowsy steppe
love you incan
delicate shadow
love you incan
I'll take payment in you doing a sharran shart run but you force her to equip only selunite gear
delicate shadow
yea like all selune gear
where applicable
lathander gear where not applicable I suppose, he's a bright boy
spare talon
drowsy steppe
I forgot which are those except the isobel robes lmao
I dont think selunite route even gives you any good rewards
Selune L
delicate shadow
there's like amulets, some mid weapons and then the robes yeah
delicate shadow
you can thank Stan
calm salmon
This is what I get for taking months long breaks
frank night
stan rested and regained his spell slots
calm salmon
I miss all of the lore
frank night
for some reason the only word stan can consistently spell is mootifios
solar gorge
saddening
frank night
he has a 100% success rate
south folio
mortifying
calm salmon
are we sure stan doesn't have like. . . astigmatism, dyslexia and myopia
I cannot see how he fucks up words so badly otherwise
drowsy steppe
its the phone keyboard
south folio
even when he got a new phone
solar gorge
I cannot see how he fucks up words so badly otherwise
that's because he eats meatballs with jam
drowsy steppe
tbf theyre so small
south folio
mittins consider choking on dry bread
fleet zealot
smol
drowsy steppe
This is what I get for taking months long breaks
what have you been doing
fleet zealot
calm salmon
You have literal fans on your keyboard so I can see your rare spelling mistakes Arco
calm salmon
what have you been doing
collecting
south folio
good point, they provide a convenient excuse
south folio
can't believe my fan would do this to me
drowsy steppe
aahh icic
calm salmon
cutlass black and p-52 merlin I bought in 2017
some dude gifted me the F7C mk2 last night(who the fuck just gives someone 175 dollars)
and everything else has been earned in-game
south folio
mittin lives solely to react to everything i say with some bird thing
what a sad existence
quaint verge
collecting
You too? 
calm salmon
You too? <:dogesmug:1209149163523276821>
turns out I really like salvage and mining in SC
relaxing gameplay loops when the servers behave
quaint verge
"when"
calm salmon
yeah. . .
quaint verge
Aka. 3-10 online
frank night
bay leaf
north sedge
He was trying to ask me if you can have a mimosa without prosecco
calm salmon
Aka. 3-10 online
10 people servers are my bread and butter when mining. 450 instability? I can actually manage that
I need to unfuck my sleep schedule so I can do some jayming with zoe though, and probably you too @drowsy steppe
I'm sitting here dying currently doing that
calm salmon
only 7 more hours and I can go bedge
quaint verge
10 people servers are my bread and butter when mining. 450 instability? I can ac...
Shopping spree gone wrong
quaint verge
Ye
calm salmon
BMM WHEN
calm salmon
I don't have a whole lot of time in SC(probably more than most though >.>)
but I've caught onto the memes fairly quickly
drowsy steppe
I need to unfuck my sleep schedule so I can do some jayming with zoe though, and...
I can do that when Im playing ye
calm salmon
I am smadge that fatshark buffed, then unbuffed shooters though
I played a couple matches and was like "Huh, I actually need to try again"
and then fatshark stole my dopamine from me 😔
all because a bunch of babies got smadge that they couldn't faceroll the keyboard anymore
solar gorge
reddit wins again
calm salmon
It genuinely felt like release darktide again where the melee enemies were merely roadblocks to dealing with the real problems, ranged units
Rest in piss I guess, sucks to suck cause I want real challenge in the game
frosty herald
Auric maelstrom
calm salmon
Auric maelstrom
maelstrom does it really stupidly though
I'll put up with it when playing with friends because at that point its just getting fucked by darktide, and not also my randoms
but solo-q into maelstrom is infuriating
solar gorge
I haven't done that in a while but I like it
calm salmon
It's not particularly entertaining getting netted by a trapper basically immune to stagger because of nurgle's blessing
calm salmon
eh, randoms keep me on my toes in regular auric
merry flume
too many people that queue up the hardest diffuculty just to get carried
calm salmon
Sometimes I do have to put on the big ogryn pants and actually try because all three of them died to one plogryn stomp on hab dreyko
other times yeah, its just me facerolling everything cause ogryn is blatantly overpowered
calm salmon
That just. . . won't happen.
solar gorge
it can
merry flume
please just give auric maelstrom the shooter buff
solar gorge
it did with the talent tree patch
coarse birch
yeah i do miss the shooter buff
coarse birch
but solo-q into maelstrom is infuriating
maelstrom stopped being fun for me p quick its just a gimmick really
merry flume
coarse birch
i do not feel outplayed by 45 bursters
solar gorge
at least they didn't revert the rager attack speed YET
coarse birch
that dont interact properly half the time
merry flume
watching people who can't adapt get blendered by ragers is actually pretty funny
calm salmon
i do not feel outplayed by 45 bursters
What, you don't like 95 mutants into 65 bursters into 45 dogs into 15 trappers with 9 packs of crushers running you down?
south folio
doesn't help that they're still in the phase of fixing stuff (e.g., revamping the crafting system)
coarse birch
HISTG is good for me although it is generally a steam roll
dark zealot
it looks huge
calm salmon
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-cyborg-ninja-fatalistic-make-me-feel...
Actually me playing Veteran
merry flume
day 14 i have all level three and 4 blessings for the double barrel and actually zero level 2
north sundial
at least they didn't revert the rager attack speed YET
what do you like about that change right now? I find it difficult to deal with dreg ragers in melee
coarse birch
although the other day i had a game where my whole team died at the baross mid event twice
merry flume
give me manstopper NOW
calm salmon
Despite his braindead opness, you're still squishier than a pile of grapes without shout online
south folio
i do want for melee to get a bit of a revamp with stamina being more important, dodges getting nerfed, and blocking becoming more important
calm salmon
its the only way I know how to feel challenge in darktide anymore 😔
Psyker I can corner camp with trauma
(Aiming down at my feet is so high skill level I promise)
solar gorge
what do you like about that change right now? I find it difficult to deal with d...
it makes them somewhat more threatening and teaches you that they'll swing at you no matter what and that you shouldn't facetank them
calm salmon
zealot and ogryn get infinite toughness/sustain
calm salmon
and vet is a wet noodle without gold toughness
fleet zealot
what do you like about that change right now? I find it difficult to deal with d...
the punishment nerf hurt that harder than the attack speed buff they got
but yea, they are meant to be extreme melee threats
patent patrol
collecting
what kinda game is that?
fleet zealot
if you don't have a reliable tool to stagger or oneshot them, you should respect them
calm salmon
what do you like about that change right now? I find it difficult to deal with d...
I dunno, i was able to reliably dodge them on ogryn
fleet zealot
use your range, or wait for an opening
calm salmon
multiples of them, even.
coarse birch
i do want for melee to get a bit of a revamp with stamina being more important, ...
this would be fine probably if they were to change elites to not come in groups of 13
calm salmon
what kinda game is that?
Star Citizen
coarse birch
mainly crushers and maulers
patent patrol
Star Citizen
ah.
calm salmon
It's a third party website someone made to show off your fleet
south folio
what do you like about that change right now? I find it difficult to deal with d...
at least it's returning it more to the norm where ragers are meant to be a melee pressure unit
of course it doesn't help that ragers get spammed in numbers of 10 but there are ways to get around it
calm salmon
"Fleet Viewer" if you care at all
fleet zealot
I dunno, i was able to reliably dodge them on ogryn
yea same, if it's really bad, just block, and dodge backwards
calm salmon
yep
fleet zealot
maybe even push attack if your weapon has high stagger on that
calm salmon
This shit ain't hard, just gotta pay attention
crude bane
imo i'm cool with ragers being a high threat enemy, but spawning 14 of them is an uninteresting way to ramp up difficulty
coarse birch
chastise chest bump too
solar gorge
or just run a weapon that knocks them off consistently if you want to bully them
calm salmon
I have ogryn guns for that Dabu
merry flume
its funny that they gave a timed block blessing to a weapon that is bad for blocking
calm salmon
so I can't really comment. I don't really. . . feel melee pressure as ogryn
fleet zealot
it's kinda like the person yesterday who got pissy with me cause i said pox gas modifier was easy, and made the game easier once you learn it
south folio
yeah it was their solution to the increased player power level with patch 13 and it did not turn out well
calm salmon
Whip out gun>remove issue
coarse birch
yeah elites should be more of a threat on their own rather than needing to be in groups of 10
fleet zealot
dude could not be convinced that between every cluster of gas spewers, there is always a safe spot
coarse birch
cause 10 means you die to something stupid or you get 4500 buffs off elite kills
solar gorge
crushers have become such jokes
coarse birch
and dont notice they were there
solar gorge
everyone can one tap them
calm salmon
When the elite becomes a horde enemy, they're no longer "elite"
A problem every ARPG, every single one, has
fleet zealot
or that certain abilities just invalidate pox gas
calm salmon
20% toughness gain on hit
fleet zealot
When the elite becomes a horde enemy, they're no longer "elite"
A problem ever...
would elites not fall under the uncommon archtype?
solar gorge
or that certain abilities just invalidate pox gas
hitting stuff with ogryn
fleet zealot
>20% toughness gain on hit
beyond just that, group toughness like voc, chorus, and dome shield, also make poxgas a non threat
and the modifier makes so many green stims spawn
it ends up being a positive modifier as long as you aren't 0 IQ
north sundial
When the elite becomes a horde enemy, they're no longer "elite"
A problem ever...
true. kinda miss the point when you see an elite horde
coarse birch
the chaos of elite hordes can be kinda fun but idk
crude bane
IQ only measures how good you are at taking an IQ test
calm salmon
yeah
fleet zealot
in l4d2 terms
sterile basalt
yeah elites should be more of a threat on their own rather than needing to be in...
This tbh
calm salmon
mid-level enemies that are still "horde units"
fleet zealot
and melee elites is a tide game thing, or post l4d2 horde games i guess
calm salmon
individually they're not really a problem, but in packs they can delende est carthago with extreme efficiency
calm salmon
as someone who plays incredibly greedy, bruisers hurt when you're not paying attention
coarse birch
i also think on elite kill stuff is way to strong like EP and CD being on them like its rare to kill elites is insane
fleet zealot
was an actual threat
coarse birch
you kill fuckin 100 a game on your own
sterile basalt
I’d rather ragers be bigger threats individually than to have 12 “lower health” ragers swing at Mach 4 in a mixed horde
calm salmon
you kill fuckin 100 a game on your own
is this in regards to the elite thing. I'm really tired
fleet zealot
death and tax axes
fleet zealot
i mean, auric damn is increased spawns, that is how it differs from normal damn
sterile basalt
The bulwark change was good, this rager change I have mixed feelings abt
fleet zealot
you can't touch stats cause auric isn't meant to fuck with stats
calm salmon
Yeah, if I'm fucking around with the scoreboard on my "meta" ogryn(What isn't on him, but point being), I generally walk away with around ~200 ranged units killed, and somewhere around 250 specials/elites combined
Gunlugger is hilarious
Slightly overtuned, but hilarious
fleet zealot
auric is 50% increased spawns across the board and the director won't ever go above neutral when it comes to the standing with players, IE it will never feel sorry for you or give you a break
coarse birch
i also think we should be nerfed tbf not just enemy changes
solar gorge
it's busted but it's fun to play i'll give it that
calm salmon
i just like guns with big magazines
and the achlys stubber can actually hit shit
so its right up my alley
coarse birch
cause it would be hard to make enemies threatening
with how strong we are
unless you make it stupid and not fun
calm salmon
nerfs unwavering focus
gives vet literal invuln with gold toughness
come the fuck ON fatshark
coarse birch
and honestly i think HISTG is about the max you can go of just spawning shit
calm salmon
"I wish to stand under a crusher overhead now"
coarse birch
before the game stops being fun or stops working
calm salmon
should NOT be the realm of veteran
sterile basalt
>nerfs unwavering focus
>gives vet literal invuln with gold toughness
I think VoC should do TDR instead of gold toughness tbh
coarse birch
shout is funny
calm salmon
its literally looney tunes shit
Its fucking god dammit I can't say that word
but its the only one that covers how I feel about it 😔
coarse birch
i have a sense
calm salmon
Vet shout is fucking stupid
and whoever cooked that needs to be slapped with a tuna fish
merry flume
imo if you can't handle a groaner/ pox max density horde you shouldnt play auric
calm salmon
I dunno man, I hold mouse 1 down and I oneshot like 9 of them
fleet zealot
"I wish to stand under a crusher overhead now"
rambo vets eating sniper shots simply became loud vets eating sniper shots
calm salmon
You need a higher baseline of skill competency
fleet zealot
north sundial
will there ever be some sort of matckmaking??
coarse birch
it also doesnt help you pair shout with psword and win
placid fiber
imo if you can't handle a groaner/ pox max density horde you shouldnt play auric
If I can't handle that horde why would I even play damnation, for that matter?
fleet zealot
imo if you can't handle a groaner/ pox max density horde you shouldnt play auric
yea at minimum
fleet zealot
will there ever be some sort of matckmaking??
no lol
calm salmon
yeah I'm fine with random MM tbh
fleet zealot
why do we need matchmaking to artificially separate the playerbase
calm salmon
It at least makes the game spicy
fleet zealot
QP'ers fill in lobbies, keep it simple
coarse birch
random MM is fine even if its annoying to get people who are playing their first video game ever
calm salmon
sometimes I get teammates who know what they're doing, sometimes I get a team that has 34 combined deaths, and I'm only 1 of them
north sedge
they should nerf ranged chastise again
coarse birch
it can be kinda fun to carry but only to a certain extent
fleet zealot
they should really make variant horde/events more common in auric
coarse birch
like at some point it gets stupid
fleet zealot
cause some of them ARE hilariously fun in the sense of being difficulty tweaked
calm salmon
it can be kinda fun to carry but only to a certain extent
i just like making tiny people disappear
less teammate help means I do that more
coarse birch
true
calm salmon
coarse birch
i just meant when you are solo clutching more than once and even when the team is up you barely notice
calm salmon
i just like making tiny people disappear
and this right here is why ogryn is perfect for me
fleet zealot
the ogryn squad variant horde, where the horde spawns with crushers and bulwarks, and reapers spawn to flank
calm salmon
Literally just "brain off, smash heretics"
coarse birch
i actually enjoy ogryn now that picaxes exist
calm salmon
Why are ogryns praising the power maul now though
sterile basalt
i actually enjoy ogryn now that picaxes exist
This is real
coarse birch
i needed more of a moveset from ogryn
fleet zealot
i just look up at the walkway we were just on and then Drog, Brog, Crog and Bill are just fucking firing down on us
calm salmon
I used it for all of one match, went "I can only use heavy attacks to do anything"
fleet zealot
it's like the crusher buffs kinda
calm salmon
and threw it back in the bin
fleet zealot
lets see, other variant hordes
calm salmon
its light attacks are still dogshit whiffle bat attacks
placid fiber
but like... I was able to handle a horde with a weapon I've never used before on Ogryn... on damnation... it was the lighter pickaxe, but, still
fleet zealot
i got a mauler horde a few times where like, every 12 poxwalkers, there was a mauler
that was ridic
i want more funky spawns
placid fiber
if you can't handle a horde with a weapon you know... you shouldn't be doing the insane challenges
calm salmon
i got a mauler horde a few times where like, every 12 poxwalkers, there was a ma...
when you wade into slave rats and now there's a black rat dropping an overhead on you
more of that fatshark, please and thanks
sterile basalt
i got a mauler horde a few times where like, every 12 poxwalkers, there was a ma...
12 mauler + bruiser is fun
fleet zealot
ogryn horde wiped us and i've only seen it, once or twice
sterile basalt
12 rager + bruiser spam is less fun
fleet zealot
it's really silly tho
coarse birch
https://streamable.com/95nod1
i hate this clip
fleet zealot
reapers spawning around the flanks
crushers and bulwarks cornering teammates
the heretic ogryns just wading through poxwalkers
coarse birch
games like this is when i stop having fun carrying
this was before we finished baross mid event (we ended up dying i got dogged on my second clutch)
nothing on these guys though they were nice
calm salmon
i hate that scoreboard
coarse birch
i hate that scoreboard
like ovenproof or the stats
radiant nacelle
i hate that scoreboard
Overload of info
coarse birch
i havent gotten around to getting power DI
i turned off the stuff i really didnt care about
calm salmon
On topic though: I think I've only had one match where I've genuinely gotten angry at my teammates.
Frustrated every now and again, sure.
Or just completely baffled.
Flabbergasted, even.
coarse birch
ive never said anything but some people truly impress me
calm salmon
But only one where I went "These people actually have zero braincells between the three of them" because in 20 minutes they did a combined 120k damage
royal vortex
i dont treat smite psykers as people
maiden path
2tb hd obtained
royal vortex
if you select that blitz you have become a second class citizen
placid fiber
i dont treat smite psykers as people
what about smite recon lasgunkers?
maiden path
no longer will I be mocked nor harrased for my lack of space
coarse birch
im honestly at a point where i debate leaving if i see void/smite/plasma because its either a carry or i dont need to do anything
and it is not fun
calm salmon
if you select that blitz you have become a second class citizen
I don't mind smite psykers, but I also don't get mad that I whiffed a heavy attack
coarse birch
what about smite recon lasgunkers?
he would not be able to play with me
calm salmon
So I've already crossed the threshold of what is acceptable
coarse birch
a blessing honestly
calm salmon
I just simply walk forward two steps and try again
coarse birch
i just hate fighting enemies that are turned off or babysitting
royal vortex
they are the dumbest fucking player category on top of trying to make the game as unfun as possible
coarse birch
i want to interact
placid fiber
he would not be able to play with me
I mean I don't use smite ever... lol I hate that idea for me
calm salmon
making the game go PAUSE
is a good way to interact with it imo
just on your team to do something with that
coarse birch
you would need to pay off my entire college debt for me to pick smite AND EP
crisp furnace
i dont treat smite psykers as people
I got something for you
calm salmon
I am more than happy to blenderize afk AI though
royal vortex
if i wanted to pause the game i'd leave the match and do something else
like hit enemies in the psykh
placid fiber
I would rather play laspistol psyker than use smite... and I have horrible aim...
sterile basalt
games like this is when i stop having fun carrying
this was before we finished b...
Tbh if the other 3 guys get wiped more than once it’s basically just gonna be true solo half the game
ripe quest
I just see it as no different to when Rumbler did mediocre damage but had great stagger and would make enemy density go negative. Very cool when my big cleave big damage weapon can't exploit enemy density as the AI is turned off
calm salmon
like hit enemies in the psykh
that doesn't give me plasteel
coarse birch
Tbh if the other 3 guys get wiped more than once it’s basically just gonna be tr...
yeah i quickly realized what i was/would have been in for
royal vortex
i block every smite psyker
calm salmon
I just see it as no different to when Rumbler did mediocre damage but had great ...
that one was annoying because it physically displaced enemies
Smite just. . . makes them afk
placid fiber
Honestly I don't have enough extra mental brainpower to realize what they are using sometimes
calm salmon
you can walk up to them and still abuse cleave values etc
royal vortex
i have a hit list of every guy i played with using the infinite smite bug (i dont actually but i wish i did)
ripe quest
Smite just. . . makes them afk
yeah but they can't get bunched up at all so it just sucks ass in a very very similar way
crisp furnace
I inspect everyone if I join in progress
placid fiber
I'm too busy paying attention to enemies and where they are
calm salmon
Oh
calm salmon
my smite psykers usually suck
so they wait way too long
which just feeds my ogryn cleave
sterile basalt
I would rather play laspistol psyker than use smite... and I have horrible aim.....
Scrier’s gaze + laspistol is hilarious, u should try it some time
placid fiber
my smite psykers usually suck
I think smite psykers just suck, in general, my dude
coarse birch
i dont mind if you like it i just get so fucking bored
royal vortex
i hate when the shit plasma shout vet leaves a match after dying once and he gets replaced by a smite psyker
calm salmon
I think smite psykers just suck, in general, my dude
probably, but the ones I've played with usually have the reaction times of a dairy queen flurry
(that is a joke about it being turned upside down)
placid fiber
probably, but the ones I've played with usually have the reaction times of a dai...
Oof
coarse birch
works either way honestly
placid fiber
I mean... a lot of randos have very poor reaction times...