#zealot-class

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vestal pine
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stelf itself is utility but still

fleet zealot
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stinkfield more like

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stinkyyyy

ornate bone
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infiltrate at home

vestal pine
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well it 2shots crushers with rashad

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so

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better for my application

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sometimes oneshots which is funny

vestal pine
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to get revanant

hard nexus
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thammer

fleet zealot
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kinda ?

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but thammer isn't broken

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it's like caxe

spiral anvil
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I thought fotf changes didn't affect melee?

fleet zealot
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sure the 100% rending instead of armor downgrade is a nerf

fleet zealot
spiral anvil
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Huh what a scam KEKW_ogryn

fleet zealot
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but it isn't "HURT" to the point you are just gonna skip it always

south folio
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damn i don't know how i never knew this but heavy special crusher (weapon) can fotf oneshot a crusher (enemy) w/ SA up

fleet zealot
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yee

spiral anvil
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Crusher W weapon

fleet zealot
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sad crusher is dead /j

south folio
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also does it feel like they reverted the crusher nerfs

fleet zealot
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they literally killed crusher (Weapon) with the attack speed nerf

south folio
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or is the crusher still this fast after the nerf

vestal pine
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still fast

fleet zealot
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i mean you feel like the nerfs are nothing if you run any sort of attack speed

south folio
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damn my perception is just off

vestal pine
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cause i can feel the PA not being stupid fast before

fleet zealot
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the changes are at most 0.1 second

mint brook
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how edgy do you want it to be?
Me:

fleet zealot
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iirc

vestal pine
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biggest nerf was to PA

spiral anvil
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I tried new evis but it's still kinda slow, better though

vestal pine
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which was stupid really so good nerf

south folio
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yeah i like the new evis now that the h2 chaining was improved

spiral anvil
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But the range on H1 and H2 is still so short and scuffed with no headshot priority

south folio
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since that was my main reason for hating it

mint brook
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oh wait, the weapon skin didnt load in

mint brook
south folio
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ah they don't have headshot priority?

fleet zealot
mint brook
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had to get the obligatory skull pistol

spiral anvil
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Esp vs bulwarks and reapers it's hard to get headshot without jumping

vestal pine
spiral anvil
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Feels like there's no headshot priority

fleet zealot
south folio
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yeah i do find myself having to jump more with evis

vestal pine
south folio
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though it does feel cooler and interactive to have to jump

fleet zealot
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shortest zealot is was really rough

vestal pine
south folio
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i already hittrade a lot so i don't mind being vulnerable while in the air

fleet zealot
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tallest zealot if i get the timing frame perfect i can hop crusher shields

spiral anvil
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Meanwhile chainaxe brrr headshots everytime

fleet zealot
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deer are CG i'm fairly sure

vestal pine
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cool

maiden path
fleet zealot
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it's a very chaotic anime

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they reference dark souls like twice

maiden path
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tacticool

mint brook
vestal pine
maiden path
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you will die

frosty herald
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Abelard tell uralon to die

maiden path
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im gonna achieve chim and im gonna turn all of you into dust

frosty herald
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Erm actualy the protag of morrowind already achieved chim and thats why he can save and load

mint brook
maiden path
spare talon
maiden path
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i got a futarama cryo machine

vestal pine
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speaking of

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wierd that

maiden path
vestal pine
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ogryn doesnt get a rashad equivalent

mint brook
vestal pine
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technically

frosty herald
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It is tho

maiden path
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console commands are NOT chim

frosty herald
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Morrowind lore is very confusing but save loading is canonically chim

maiden path
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it is NOT

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vivec refrences it but he does NOT acclimate it to chim

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FOOL

frosty herald
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Yknow

maiden path
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sotha Sil says the prisoner must be aware of the reality of the prison and see the way out

frosty herald
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Sincr vivec made the comet float in the air

maiden path
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vivec is aware of the reality of the universe yet he doesnt see the idea that its a video game!!

frosty herald
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Couldnt you just mine the comet until its dust and vivec doesnt have any power over morrowind?

maiden path
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what vivec refrences is a dragon break!!

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its canonical!!!

fleet zealot
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n'wah

frosty herald
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Levitation duh

maiden path
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what u gonna do if he just moves it

median steeple
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watching the lvl 23 vet die after picking up a grim

maiden path
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he could also just let it go

drowsy steppe
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@ripe quest how do I build the taxe 7? Is the crit damage scaling good too? Any info on what I should know?

frosty herald
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Chim

maiden path
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schrodickers comet

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or the no first use idea

ripe quest
vestal pine
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i do piety i think

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brusiers do die on pa H1 and you can spam lights on every elites anyway

frosty herald
median steeple
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I forgot how goofy viv looked

drowsy steppe
ripe quest
patent patrol
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Well, finally got done with that one Warframe mission that had me stumped.

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and somehow I have Rhino Prime?

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and have no idea how I got it?

frosty herald
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Me and my 3 eyes navigator girlfriend

spare talon
ornate bone
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omw to twitter (currently x)

frosty herald
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Shes so real for that

fleet zealot
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Mythical blep

vestal pine
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how good this would be?

frosty herald
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Is that manstopper

vestal pine
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yes

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stopping man

maiden path
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jarvis

spiral anvil
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Stealth shotty loregryn

maiden path
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team wipe

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play karma police by radiohead

frosty herald
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You could do scattershot manstopper

spiral anvil
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I should do that

frosty herald
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Peakvincible season 3 when

maiden path
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if i hear alan talk about weed there will be immediate action taken

frosty herald
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One of the few roles where seth rogan has a personality

maiden path
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jarvis

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play karma police

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but only the sad part

ember yew
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hope the guy dont blame it on me

spare talon
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oh wait wouldnt be able to work

vestal pine
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carapace not penning?

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also seems like

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if you are like 1m off

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you get fucked

spare talon
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manstop/scatter is required

vestal pine
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no

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stelf can proc crits fro you

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just uh

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every 30 seconds

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twice if you carefully place ytour shots

spiral anvil
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People say you can get the stealth bonus twice but how do you do it KEKW_ogryn

ornate bone
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I believe you have to stealth as you release the attack

spiral anvil
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Does the full damage bonus apply on both hits?

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Or just crit or something funky

vestal pine
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full bonus

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just initiating stelf has a grace periodf

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like a half a second

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any attack during this will get the bonus but doesnt turn off stelf

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so you can stab twice technically

spiral anvil
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Seems cool but how do you path to stealth without taking loner KEKW_ogryn

vestal pine
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"better"

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tbh idk if its better cause you lose 7.5% TDR

spiral anvil
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Duellist tax destroying me

crisp furnace
crisp furnace
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If I expect my team to die (I do)

vestal pine
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still not the pristine like others...

crisp furnace
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I have a specific team comp I will take loner for

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3 psykers

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Unless I know them

vestal pine
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welp least this is fun

spiral anvil
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But what if I'm poopoo and want revenant uwugryn

crisp furnace
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Path to it

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I always have enough to path into until and duelist

vestal pine
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hmmm

maiden path
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im like weezer if weezer was for ocol guys (me0

spiral anvil
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I feel very comfortable playing psyker and vet but non rev zealot I feel naked

maiden path
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cool guys (me)

vestal pine
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imho

spiral anvil
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No crutches Sitgryn

crisp furnace
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Clutch assists*

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I have 10 hours of just clutches recorded at this point

spiral anvil
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Gaming

vestal pine
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feel like this is cursed

crisp furnace
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Ewwww what the fuck man

spiral anvil
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Toughness on dodge is way too good to not have

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Free toughness vs shooters is 💦

vestal pine
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i would hate this myself especially on DB

spiral anvil
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Throw away twbs and shield KEKW_ogryn

crisp furnace
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I found some creature who didn’t get the ult or keystone

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Just spend all his point on the talents above the blitz

spiral anvil
crisp furnace
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Yeah

crisp furnace
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Level 31

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Found him in the Morningstar

spiral anvil
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Truly pushing darktide builds to their limits

frosty herald
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I also like how fatshark had skins for the new weapons ready in the store

crisp furnace
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Lemme go find it

vestal pine
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i feel like keystoneless build for zealot is more cursed

frosty herald
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But not for the double barrel or pickaxes

crisp furnace
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Like

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I’m impressed

spiral anvil
vestal pine
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ahahahaha

frosty herald
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They better lock tf in when space marine 2 releases

vestal pine
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i just realized zealot top tree isny symetrical

crisp furnace
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Almost as bad as pathing down into the 2 wounds and not taking martyrdom

vestal pine
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ok so

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saul kinda wants the grevious wounds

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doublebarrel stelf kinda wants ambuscade

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might drop that but yknow

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where do i get points hm

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where do i spend a point

spare talon
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thanks for the food, emperor

median steeple
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Wicked being of destruction

frosty herald
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Do you think a weapon just spawns in the armory when you recieve the gift

maiden path
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chat listen

frosty herald
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"Here my son the biggest piece of trash youve ever seen"

maiden path
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shellacs awesome

ivory marlin
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guys i downed so much water

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im full of piss

spiral anvil
spare talon
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youre still making it

vestal pine
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almost always mastercrafted

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thinking of actually going for perfectionist for that extra damage

grizzled aspen
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I just got matched with a team of 3 ogryns and they praised me for clutching up against fatshark's notorious gunner spam.

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There was like... 24 gunners in one area.

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I went to town with fotf while the ogryns were bleeding out.

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Unfortunately I couldn't save them but they all said I made the right call by "krumpin the spiky ones."

flat stirrup
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Guys new weapon leaked

ornate bone
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umgak

carmine plover
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I wonder how long it's gonna take my brain to be able to pay attention to doing proper melee combos and dodging at the same time

ember yew
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so far the only that need a true melee combo is Eviscerator MK2, the others are just looping something like H1 -> L2

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so you can just focus on dodging

carmine plover
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so far I can either m1 spam and dodge OR do anything else

coarse birch
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Mk4 chainsword ideally uses heavy heavy heavy light

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But generally yeah you repeat heavy light

carmine plover
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my fingies cannot accept that I can't cancel things into one another and stuff actually requires timing

coarse birch
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It becomes muscle memory once you get used to it

carmine plover
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take a guess as to why I've always been awful at Monster Hunter?

ember yew
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as intended

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aside from daggers maybe

carmine plover
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pressing a button and the button not doing something because I'm locked in an animation always trips me up in every single game

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in this case specifically: knife special into light

spiral anvil
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Anticipation vs reacting, reacting is infinitely harder Sitgryn

ember yew
ivory marlin
carmine plover
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it's a heavy with no windup tho

ivory marlin
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But also

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During that clip i was chugging water

coarse birch
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Im awful at siege but i remember i have a clip of a one tap prefire i did

ivory marlin
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Im awful too

coarse birch
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Was in customs with friends but still

ivory marlin
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But the fit is hard nonetheless

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As a gay man

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Id wear all of this irl

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Whoever called me a bottom last time i posted this ruined my day btw

sturdy hinge
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I rarely open the chats outside of Ogryn and Veteran. I was about to type that out.

ivory marlin
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:(

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Cole

coarse birch
ivory marlin
ivory marlin
coarse birch
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like the only good thing ive ever done in 1k hours of siege

sturdy hinge
ivory marlin
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Today I didn’t have a negative kd except for like 1 game

coarse birch
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yeah siege is a game where improvement truly eluded me and i also started caring less

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it was my first comp game so i really enjoyed it for a good 2 years back in like 2019-2021ish

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i wasnt good back then either but it bothered me less and i was still enjoying the process

ivory marlin
coarse birch
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damn can you play and listen to music or did you just have it cause you were dead

ivory marlin
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I play with music

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Its low enough in the background that i can still hear footsteps

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But i need it to ground myself or i get anxious

coarse birch
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im so bad with siege audio i need dead silence to maybe hear footsteps properly

ivory marlin
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Thats fair

coarse birch
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by the i stopped playing i was about ready to blow my eardrums out

ivory marlin
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Took a bit to find a good mid ground

coarse birch
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cause i was so frustrated with my inability to read audio

ivory marlin
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But i found it

coarse birch
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i do get the anxious thing though cause that game def stressed me out

coarse birch
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i have rubber grips on the side of my mice and where my thumb went you could see the indent

ivory marlin
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I think i have undiagnosed issues i should probably talk to someone about but im too lazy and poor so i play siege with background music

spare talon
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Pve with music MinervaCoolaprove

coarse birch
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likely from siege

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cause i would grip the shit out of my mouse

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started hurting my hand had to learn to not grab it so hard

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when i was tense

coarse birch
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unless i need audio i suppose

spare talon
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I have music blasting in darktide

ivory marlin
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Id keep my pinky on alt to walk slowly until i realized it was pointless

coarse birch
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DT i need audio cues or it throws me off

ivory marlin
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Hurt the hell out my hand

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Now i just crouch everywhere

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Less pain

coarse birch
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i remember at some point slow walking was good but i think everyone just quick peeks 24/7

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now

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Its good for like snuffing audio ques but thats boring just win the ego peak

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click click click

coarse birch
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its less so missing them and moreso when DT decided they want to play it really quiet cause sound dampening stuff

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like i do not trust dogs to make enough noise before pouncing that i dont get fucked

ivory marlin
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I hate the flamer cue

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It stresses me out so much

coarse birch
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tbf the pounce sound would let me push but sometimes they are right on top of you

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therefore reacting to the sound cue wouldnt do anything

ivory marlin
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I think youd like it

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Its like iron banner but not at all

spare talon
coarse birch
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side note i REALLY wish that trappers and dogs had some way of telling you that they were on top of you and you should push rather than dodge

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cause it is not notably loud enough

ivory marlin
coarse birch
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to tell me oh hes in my ass

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rather than 10m away

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only real complaint with audio assuming its working

ivory marlin
coarse birch
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i still remember my first ace it was on old consulate

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good times

ivory marlin
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Old clip i have lion black ice now

coarse birch
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i havent done it many times though

ivory marlin
spare talon
coarse birch
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yeah like thats just dog shit

ivory marlin
spare talon
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And I don't have fun in games I suck ass at

coarse birch
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thanks FS i def knew he was right there not 10m away

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surely dodging still works that close

spare talon
coarse birch
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i think you can get away with it on like knife but probably not even that close

ivory marlin
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Idk what this clip is

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Oh

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Im very good at games

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I miss pre rework fenrir

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To play as

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Its 3 am bed time

charred elk
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Hello, I read in the patch note that perfect strike now gives 7.5% crit chance
In game I read it gives 7.5% crit dmg
Which one is it ?

vestal pine
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patch notes

charred elk
charred elk
ember yew
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The patch notes been wrong

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and they didn't bother to edit

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and now they are on month+ vacation, so there's no one who can edit it

charred elk
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oh

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damn that sucks, I wanted crit chance

vestal pine
ember yew
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aside from wrong text on steam forums

solar gorge
# spare talon Pvp with music

unless you're in some kinda ranked and you care a lot, you don't need sound in a pvp game when you have a shiton of hours

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i just blast music over the game's sound

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until i can't hear the game anymore

spare talon
sturdy owl
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Can confirm it's not crit chance

ember yew
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Could be at least 15-20% or something

spare talon
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Dude
Perfect strike only being on non finesse weapons is just so ass

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Like why

ember yew
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and it's even more ass now with crit cdr nerf

vestal pine
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i assue thats because we dont get good stuff

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kek

ember yew
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we'l see what new blessings they will add with that crafting update

vestal pine
spare talon
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But perfect strike exists exclusively on the ones that arent

vestal pine
spare talon
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Evis
Heavy sword

vestal pine
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would you put hsword in 2handed or 1handed

spare talon
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1 handed

vestal pine
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then my argument is out of the window

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bye

spare talon
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Dude the fucking

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Evis

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Gets perfect strike

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And chain swords dont

solar gorge
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don't think about it

spare talon
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And they're the ones with actual finesse stats

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I'm going to have an aneurysm

tight fog
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Finesse my dickanderballs

spare talon
vestal pine
spare talon
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In what way

vestal pine
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"bigger weapon" archetype

spare talon
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They're not too different in size

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Dclaws are a little smaller but not by much

vestal pine
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mostly i have been considering them an "upgrade" to dclaws

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evi is naturally a bigger version of chainswords

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so i assume thats why the "upgraded versions" got perfect strike

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this doesnt line up in any way in ogryn's selection

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but idk

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ogryn does have a "crit" node that would be quite useless for Pstrike still but hey it exists

frosty herald
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@gray ice what did you want to know?

grizzled aspen
covert cloak
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Time to ruin pub games. whats the best strategy to do "Behind enemy lines". running down mid w knife?

grizzled aspen
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Run shroudfield with a knife or hsword. I did mine with hsword. Prep a horizontal swing by swinging at the air and cleave multiple targets. If you use knife it'll be more precise and probably register better, but it might also take longer.

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For clarification, I only use the mk9 hsword so I have to swing at the air to get horizontal heavies.

loud sparrow
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for that no abiltie throwing knife build what weapons would people recomend?

vestal pine
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welp ive seen everything

crimson shale
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Which blessings do you guys run with the new Agni maul?

vestal pine
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seeing a betatester guy recommend wrath on Hsword

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thats wack

misty nova
crimson shale
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Guess that would work, mine using one of the stagger blessing + skullcrusher but stagger isn’t like the power maul

dark zealot
north sundial
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Is thunderous (brittleness) a "good" blessing for the thunder hammers? I got an ironhelm with thunderous4 and slaughter4 and want to swap one for thrust4

vestal pine
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you'd think a plasma would deal more damage

modern lintel
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So just to clarify the double barrel does have man stopper right i couldnt find in on games latern

vestal pine
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put thrust in and the blessing is godroll

frosty herald
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I will smite you down with the fury of god if you replace slaughterer

north sundial
frosty herald
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Which hammer is it?

vestal pine
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he said ironhelm

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which is

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quite

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supreme

frosty herald
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I wish i could steal your thammer

solar gorge
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you wan thrust and slaughterer on both hammers either way

neat compass
# vestal pine

Does ironhelm share manstopper with the assault shotguns? (Pls say yes, pls say yes)

frosty herald
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No

modern lintel
vestal pine
vestal pine
frosty herald
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Fatshark removed weapon blessings from working with eachother

slow stag
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any ideas on what to drop to try and get second wind ?

vestal pine
neat compass
frosty herald
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Since the day 1 crucian crit dr exploit

vestal pine
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and you know how stuff works

modern lintel
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On the plus side i got manstopper for the other shotguns from melk while trying to get it for double barrel

neat compass
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I need to make a new character

vestal pine
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just make a vet or something idk

frosty herald
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Josho spent like 40 rolls to get manstopper

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@royal vortex how many rolls was it on the fresh vet?

solar gorge
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i never saw manstopper

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once

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in 1.3k hours

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as far as i'm concerned

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it is not real and is a government psyop

neat compass
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Engaging gameplay mechanics thumbsup_ogryn

grizzled aspen
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Got manstopper on my second double barrel.

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Skill issue.

slow stag
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real gambling was trying to get perks pre crafting update

frosty herald
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We should put darktide's crafting system in space marine 2

slow stag
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i used an addon that auto rolled till u got what u wanted and my highest one was somewhere around 900 rolls

grizzled aspen
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Die.

hushed knoll
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Hello laiwiea

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Lakers

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Lambda

solar gorge
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hello stanislas

frosty herald
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Hello stanilius the third

hushed knoll
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No u

grizzled aspen
frosty herald
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I should give alebard a contract the way he dunks heads

vestal pine
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man this guy has the wildest takes at times

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wrath on Hswords?

placid fiber
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What?

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That's like saying hammerblow on thammers...

vestal pine
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geunine advice btw

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lel

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"deathblow isnt good on it"

placid fiber
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lol

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If I wasn't going to use deathblow, I'd have rampage instead

vestal pine
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he says headtaker wrath

placid fiber
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Jesus...

vestal pine
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not like cleave damage has much

placid fiber
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Headtaker is correct, but, wrath?

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WRATH?!

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Doesn't the heavy sword have savage sweep? lol

vestal pine
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yes

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that was recommended too

frosty herald
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Was it telepots

placid fiber
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I would vastly recommend savage sweep over wrath...

vestal pine
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no

ember yew
vestal pine
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i aint spelling his name out but its a korean guy so

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guess

placid fiber
frosty herald
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Korean players have different setups

placid fiber
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Yeah

frosty herald
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Which is funny how builds change per region

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Korea also has a pretty substantial warhammer fanbase

vestal pine
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afterall im a outsider so

placid fiber
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I just am appalled by Wrath being suggested on the heavy sword lol

vestal pine
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guy has some ideas but he's quite wack

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and he's quite a dick about it so i dont really trust

frosty herald
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Darktide baltics suggesting lacerate precog or smt

vestal pine
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wait lacerate precog?

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seriously?

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thats something

placid fiber
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What?

frosty herald
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Its a joke

placid fiber
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Oh

vestal pine
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kek

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good one

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we sitll recommend lacerate uncanny for some reason

frosty herald
vestal pine
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then again the game is pretty free on stuff to do

placid fiber
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on non-marty builds

vestal pine
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depends

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for newer palyers yes but the current shift is just 3 tough or 2tough/1health and so on

frosty herald
#

I see it more and more peeps using a single extra wound

vestal pine
#

i gave up using a wound now

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unless its marty

placid fiber
#

Unless its marty I'm a toughness boi 4 life

vestal pine
#

you do have a wierd setup

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might use it again but not for now

placid fiber
#

For what, marty?

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My marty is built around my playstyle and that's why it works for me

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I lose out on some damage and attack speed, and get enough toughness to negate needing that damage and attack speed

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for me personally

vestal pine
#

marty has toughness damage reduction node

placid fiber
#

I get that too lol

vestal pine
#

could possibly tank more hits with toughness node, but ill have to calc

placid fiber
#

I mean it's 5% more toughness damage reduction and up to -22% toughness

vestal pine
#

depends cause toughness bleed is quite wack

placid fiber
#

Yeah that 22% can end up being like 36

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I mean I'm specifically built around both my autopistol and my melee weapon(being able to handle any problem pretty much)

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with my melee, I mean ^

frosty herald
#

I have a full health zealot to handle my shenanigans

placid fiber
#

I've screwed around with baby ogryn zealots... but I am definitely a toughness boi

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@frosty herald So, who do you think this reminds you the most of? lol

modern lintel
#

I only bring wound curio for pysker incase i do a whoops moment

placid fiber
ember yew
vestal pine
placid fiber
modern lintel
#

Was in a heresy other night w a ogryn that had 3 wound curios ot sure his game plan

placid fiber
stable cypress
#

bold of you to assume there's a game plan

ember yew
#

he finished with 80k dmg dealt

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and he wasn't afking

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it was for the first time i saw a person dying nonstop like that, maybe there's others, but they usually alt-f4

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if they die a lot

grizzled aspen
#

How do you not even pass 100k damage in the first like... 3 minutes of any auric?

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Not even considering that it was histg.

ember yew
#

you can't if you dead 90% of the time

grizzled aspen
#

That's valid.

ember yew
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the only explanation i have is that someone was playing (like a guest) at his home

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since its impossible to be this bad at 210+

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insert little brother joke

vestal pine
ember yew
#

im not sure

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why anyone would want this

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unless it's aoe push to escape getting bangganged in a corner

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never used it

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plus without backstab cdr or critcdr the cooldown on the book is

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ouch

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otherwise looks funny

spare dome
#

yes its AoE

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and yes its a pretty big stagger

misty nova
#

Also dogs

vestal pine
#

he use it for dogs

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specially says that in the guide

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technically its the same thing from gromril armor did so i guess it hss a point to be used

spare dome
#

gromril actually stopped the damage

ember yew
#

yeah, its a full damage negation

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op af

spare dome
#

you still take damage with this but it stops follow up hits

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trust me when i say its pretty good against these new dreg ragers

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if they give you a lot of trouble with your loadout of choice

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four crowd you, one lands a hit, all get blown back

ember yew
#

it works on HP damage or toughness damage?

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im at work

hushed knoll
#

Who is ready for jelly meatballs

left iron
hushed knoll
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😍😍😍😍😍

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Ice omg

left iron
#

You are banned from the kitchen

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For life

hushed knoll
#

They’re very good

misty nova
#

Hmmm yes salt and sugar

hushed knoll
#

Dude they’re so good

hushed knoll
left iron
#

Fair, but you're still banned from the kitchen

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Get out

hushed knoll
#

Ice Coke over we are havigg a smorgasbord

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Come

vast basin
#

hadron once again shitting in my breakfast

vestal pine
dark zealot
#

so the poison/toxic lady can also have a 30% speed boost

vast basin
vestal pine
#

belmont

vast basin
#

whips would be a cool weapon

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in dt

vestal pine
#

could be

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idk how it would work tho

vast basin
#

like a mid range melee

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the more I think about it the more I want it

frosty herald
hushed knoll
placid fiber
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wtf

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That sounds... weird

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I mean people mix sweet and salty all the time, so it could be edible... but still... ew...

hushed knoll
#

Chili sauce and grape jelly 😍

coarse birch
#

Stan this has to be bait

hushed knoll
#

It’s not lmao

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It’s a grate recipe

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Great

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We’ve been eating them for years

placid fiber
#

With weird food combos?

royal vortex
#

"we" as in your blue fugate ass family?

misty nova
#

I mean, you can make meatballs without using salt, it would just taste blan

hushed knoll
#

Look up grape jelly meatballs online and there’s tons of recipes

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Stan has baited before tbh

modern lintel
#

Once worked w a guy who would eat sour patch kids on pizza

placid fiber
#

Dear God...

coarse birch
#

That sounds better honestly

placid fiber
#

Its right at the top...

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there's even grape jelly bbq meatballs xD

placid fiber
#

That's the scary part about it...

royal vortex
hushed knoll
frosty herald
#

he drank mercury everyday and became blue

hushed knoll
#

@lusty turtle would you eat grape jelly slow cooker meatballs

placid fiber
#

Poor skele

modern lintel
placid fiber
lusty turtle
#

Slow cooked meatballs are good

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Especially in gravy

vernal mist
#

Anyone got any tips for the shocking stuff penance?

misty nova
#

Flamer, it recently got a damage buff on the projectile or whatever

vernal mist
#

Okie doke, thank you

coarse birch
lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

actually heinous

placid fiber
#

I mean apparently it is a thing...

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Otherwise uncle google wouldn't have pulled up meatballs right after I typed in grape jelly...

hushed knoll
#

Chili*

lusty turtle
#

Walmart WHAT

placid fiber
#

Now stan is eating instruments

hushed knoll
#

Chili sauce lol

coarse birch
#

walmart violin sauce i can get behind

hushed knoll
#

Yoshi I need to feed you my hot sherries

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Dammit

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Hits heutig.

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Hours dehowugw

coarse birch
#

huh

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HUH

hushed knoll
#

How do you spell it

royal vortex
#

he's broken

coarse birch
#

what are you trying to spelll

hushed knoll
#

Goes d’ourges

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Hors

coarse birch
#

stan

hushed knoll
#

The appetizers

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In French

royal vortex
#

we already hit 3 strikes

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final answer: Hours dehowugw

coarse birch
#

i appreciate the gesture stan but i do not know what you want to feed me

hushed knoll
#

Do you know what I’m trying to say

coarse birch
#

no

placid fiber
#

hor d'oeurves?

hushed knoll
#

YE thank you

coarse birch
#

ah

calm salmon
coarse birch
royal vortex
#

stan has the most powerful knowledge source in the world at his fingertits and he chooses to misspell a word 7 times

hushed knoll
royal vortex
frozen glen
#

wat da hell

hushed knoll
#

30-45 secs is key

calm salmon
calm salmon
coarse birch
#

45 seconds is crazy

calm salmon
#

5-10 to make it ez to scoop shure

hushed knoll
#

Longest I’ve done is 70 secs

calm salmon
#

but 45 is just cooking it

spare dome
#

is your stomach better

coarse birch
#

i dont reheat some meat for 45 seconds

hushed knoll
spare dome
#

brave

hushed knoll
#

I will be eating meatballs tho

lusty turtle
#

Im bannin stan for food crimes

hushed knoll
#

Rain or shine

frozen glen
#

wat da hell

coarse birch
#

stan its been fun

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

🫡

hushed knoll
#

UGH I hate the saluting face

coarse birch
#

why did you pick that emote

spare dome
#

stanning? thats a banning

lusty turtle
#

I can take violin sauce

north sedge
lusty turtle
#

But microwaved icecream is too far

hushed knoll
#

I meant Gwendolyn

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Or whatever that guy is

#

I. Liter

north sedge
#

Lol

hushed knoll
#

Lottos

north sedge
#

Guy

hushed knoll
#

Lotr

coarse birch
spare dome
#

Gary Racial is the original elvish translation

coarse birch
#

when he gets a shake

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or w/e tf

placid fiber
coarse birch
#

it being in a bowl is actually better

hushed knoll
#

Dude it’s so easy to microwave diary queen

#

Just put the cup in

placid fiber
#

Galadriel?

hushed knoll
#

Oh yeah

placid fiber
#

he said the "guy"

coarse birch
#

mmmm microplastics

placid fiber
#

She's not a guy lol

north sedge
#

He certainly did

hushed knoll
#

Is glaodrieo a guy

frozen glen
#

galadriel from dark souls

north sedge
#

Lol

placid fiber
north sedge
#

No stan, glaodrieo is a woman, played by cate blanchett

frozen glen
#

how do u not know cate blanchett

hushed knoll
#

Kate Blanchett always reminds me of like how you cook asparagus

north sedge
#

In the oven with olive oil?

hushed knoll
#

No blanching

#

How does cate cook spider

#

Blackett

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Blanchett

#

Fuck

#

Asparagus

left iron
#

What

hushed knoll
#

My phone ruined the joke

royal vortex
#

how does cate cook spider

north sedge
#

She doesn't cook spider, sam does at one point though

misty nova
#

Asparagus?

frozen glen
#

you just eat them raw

placid fiber
calm salmon
#

I do not apologize for eating at my computer

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
calm salmon
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
clear knot
#

i like my pasta and rice al dente.

placid fiber
clear knot
#

sam is based, stan. leave samwise gamgee alone

hushed knoll
#

His name triggers me

#

“Samwise”

#

Who says he is wise

hushed knoll
grizzled aspen
#

I opened this chat and saw the words "microwaved ice cream." I'm going to close this chat now and go think about my life.

calm salmon
#

soft, but not mushy

grizzled aspen
hushed knoll
#

That’s rude wtf

clear knot
#

i dont mind it

#

i wont be to picky if its a lil over

#

but i like the bite that al dente gives

calm salmon
#

that's what the boiled veggies are for

placid fiber
calm salmon
#

please do not boil your tomatoes

#

that's vile

placid fiber
#

I wouldn't, lol

clear knot
#

idk man, ask stan first

placid fiber
#

Stan might, tho, sadly

clear knot
#

might have a strat fro that

calm salmon
#

I'll pass

north sedge
left iron
merry flume
#

my late night craving

placid fiber
#

Deviled eggs?

#

Those are good

merry flume
#

used kewpie mayo and dijon mustard

#

i think one or the other is worth putting in, not both

#

still good tho

placid fiber
#

Deviled eggs are delicious

#

If I made hard boiled eggs more I would probably make some

merry flume
#

they don't taste like how my mom and grandma make it because they only use hellmans mayo and regular mustard

placid fiber
#

I mostly just end up doing scrambled eggs, tho

merry flume
#

im lazy so i airfry my eggs

#

and they end up perfect every time

placid fiber
#

lol our kitty tried to go under an open door and bonked her nose on the door

misty nova
#

So you're telling me an air fried this eggs

merry flume
#

yes

placid fiber
bitter anvil
#

Total Zealot Death

placid fiber
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

Eggs need ketchup

bitter anvil
#

boil tomato in order to make mariana sauce

hushed knoll
grizzled aspen
#

So a stamina curio that says +3 but is under 76 is a fake +3?

calm salmon
calm salmon
#

ROAST THEM IF YOURE GONNA COOK THEM

#

cooking them in vegetable oil, butter, salt and pepper on the stove top is also acceptable

bitter anvil
#

they do boil to make tomato sauce

dark zealot
merry flume
#

me when brussels sprouts

#

cook them like little cabbage

#

eat them like little cabbage

#

best food ever

#

brussels sprouts accents any main meat dish

hushed knoll
calm salmon
merry flume
#

i am brussels number one fan

hushed knoll
#

I like Brad spouts

#

Brussels

hushed knoll
left iron
#

How did it get worse

hushed knoll
#

I mean grape jelly meatballs

#

Tomatoes would be good too tho

hushed knoll
left iron
#

You're banned from the kitchen

#

Get out

merry flume
#

cause i would

hushed knoll
#

Sure

hushed knoll
bitter anvil
left iron
merry flume
#

give me three

bitter anvil
#

is popular in asian

merry flume
#

like fish sauce

#

or oyster sauce

#

or HOISIN SAUCE

hushed knoll
#

I am shrink wrapping you

#

OwO

bitter anvil
left iron
#

Hes trying to murder me again

hushed knoll
#

No I am preserving you for future fhwyruwitqp

#

Gnehtosp

#

Gnejtostions

#

Generations

merry flume
left iron
#

3 strikes, final answer

left iron
#

Gnejtostions

merry flume
#

marylanders rise up

bitter anvil
merry flume
#

guys wtf why don't i have 4k penance points yet

bitter anvil
#

@merry flume

frosty herald
#

After 2 days shell love its already rotten

merry flume
#

i think we can all agree that this is the best type of canned meat

calm salmon
#

I'm a canned tuna kinda guy

merry flume
#

u get it then

left iron
#

Tuna is NODDERS

merry flume
#

canned tuna and salmon are so good

#

try whole canned tuna instead of shredded

#

oh my lord

hot jolt
bitter anvil
merry flume
#

mmm liquid smoke

bitter anvil
#

On this day, we made BLT sandwiches using Yoder's canned bacon. We also tried to answer the age old question ... is Hellmann's and Best Foods Mayonnaise really the same?

It would have been great if Jenny (who grew up with Hellmann's
Mayonnaise) would have told us we were not pronouncing the name
correctly. Oh well - we figured it out in time....

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merry flume
placid fiber
merry flume
#

make salmon cakes

placid fiber
#

Huh?

hot jolt
dense field
hot jolt
#

i jump off at end all times

placid fiber
#

It says to remove the skin and bones if there are any in the salmon

merry flume
#

LMAO NO

dense field
#

I want to be like this

merry flume
#

canned salmon skin and bones are 100% edible

#

and super goof for you

placid fiber
#

o_o'

merry flume
#

the bones kinda melt in your mouth after the cook and canning process

bitter anvil
placid fiber
#

So do I microwave it? lol

merry flume
#

and salmon skin is just good

#

?????????

placid fiber
#

I don't know what to do with it

#

whether heat up, or mix with something, or something else

merry flume
#

fry them up as fritters

bitter anvil
placid fiber
merry flume
#

salmon and egg

placid fiber
#

So I mix them together and fry them?

merry flume
#

this is the most basic recipe for em

#

1 (14.75 ounce) can salmon, drained of all but 2 tablespoons of liquid, flaked
1 large slice bread , crust removed, shredded (1 cup, 50g)
3 tablespoons green onion, chopped
1 medium garlic clove, minced
1 tablespoon fresh dill, chopped, or 1 teaspoon dried
3 tablespoons minced green bell pepper
1 tablespoon flour
1 large egg
1/2 teaspoon sweet paprika
1 teaspoon finely grated lemon zest
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
Several turns of freshly ground black pepper
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil

bitter anvil
#

fry with this

merry flume
#

i agree you can use an air fryer

placid fiber
#

Uh... I don't have most of that

merry flume
#

but be prepared for your next 5 dishes to smell like fish

placid fiber
#

I have breading...

merry flume
#

you could also make some rice

bitter anvil
placid fiber
#

It is a dual zone air fryer