Sadge.
#zealot-class
grizzled aspen
frosty herald
You could lightning infuse the fingerprint shield
coarse birch
if you really need to the passive lightning can just be run away from
your just giving up damage obv
esp since he likes to start out with it upon entering lightning phase
grizzled aspen
Setups for aurics?
I have only done a few and those were those without special conditions.
I don't understand how people can do lights out or pox gas aurics and win without dying at least once.
coarse birch
i def didnt do lights out for that penance lol
i just did hi int shock troop gauntlet
although im biased cause i hate lights out after the initial try for the atmosphere
quaint verge
and here i am using 47 vigor
grizzled aspen
I don't understand how people can like lights out missions to begin with.
coarse birch
50ish is probably fine, 50-60 isnt a huge jump
grizzled aspen
It's pitch fkn black and I'm getting shot at by every dreg this side of Atoma.
stable cypress
fatshark does good lighting and I'm a sicko who still kinda likes doom 3
coarse birch
you get one shot at both vigor levels
without blessings anyway
or with them
lights out looks nice
its just the difficulty being "i cant see anything" and "bring certain weapons" got old
grizzled aspen
fatshark does good lighting and I'm a sicko who still kinda likes doom 3
How do you cope with shooters, then?
frosty herald
You abs need blessings
stable cypress
idk I shoot in their direction. the scabs got glowing green bits
or I run up and kill them
coarse birch
other than the final boss ||rellana|| took the longest cause i was at +2 blessings lol
i could tolerate the damage actualyl
but my damage was ass
stable cypress
its really cool how few worthwhile upgrade stones the dlc seems to throw out
median steeple
I love that boss so much
coarse birch
yeah they are great
median steeple
her and ||bayle|| are great
coarse birch
i actually liked ||bayle|| and i hate all ||dragon|| fights
median steeple
|| I HEREBY VOW YOU SHALL RUE THIS DAY! ||
coarse birch
although i cant give a true verdict on bosses till i learn them properly
frosty herald
Bros talking in scp monster descriptions
median steeple
coarse birch
i dont like to rate them until i actually know the moveset well
left iron
median steeple
hell yeah
spare talon
oops wrong gif
median steeple
Yeah doing garden would also make me racist
frosty herald
Wear the lion head and go into the room using the prayer key
left iron
Ah, you mean the granny i found earlier?
median steeple
ye
frosty herald
Yeah
median steeple
go talk to her with the lion on you
frosty herald
And give the soup she gives you to hornwright
spare talon
Yeah doing garden would also make me racist
I had a person in my clan discord who played with us for fun, but mainly speedran and clear farmed, tons of garden clears and I think 8000 scourge clears
This gif really reminds me of him
spare talon
bro is mentally broken
Sorry not 8000, 1800
ivory marlin
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/332152701829906432/938802133459931156/c...
Real
spare talon
But that still doesn't change much
split sable
love going invis to get somebody up and i get sniped
ornate bone
Competence complication
spare talon
weapons are looking pretty cool
I GET TO SPEND PLASTEEL RAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!
ripe quest
Seems like the DBs all have the big shot, just is tied to the ADS and not the special
ripe quest
I GET TO SPEND PLASTEEL RAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!
Wait til you see the shockmaul's blessing pool LMAO
spare talon
i saw there was a parry (essentially) blessing in the video
and it recieved one before dclaw
someone is going to perish today
frosty herald
https://youtu.be/-1BKxlveR7M?si=eVEPoHmK1Nl9x_01
no pickaxe preview
its genuinely overr
hard nexus
its prigover
ripe quest
Shockmaul seems to electrify enemies by default w/ the base heavies + there's a blessing that's just Skullcrusher but for electrified enemies, you also get Skullcrusher.
spare talon
Shockmaul seems to electrify enemies by default w/ the base heavies + there's a ...
wuh
ripe quest
There may or may not be an incredibly easy way to inflict +160% damage on a weapon that already deals good damage. @royal vortex Will you be updating the Crusher guide for it's child?
maiden path
oagh the bolt pistol is ugly
spare talon
what the fuck
south folio
also seems like that shit was critting a lot in jtc's video
ripe quest
oagh the bolt pistol is ugly
The children yearned for a boltpistol and cried when they got a boltpistol
frosty herald
There may or may not be an incredibly easy way to inflict +160% damage on a weap...
what if we call the power maul
maiden path
The children yearned for a boltpistol and cried when they got a boltpistol
i yearned for a good looking bolt pistol
it doesnt look
ripe quest
also seems like that shit was critting a lot in jtc's video
1h finesse weapon moment, probs is base 20%
spare talon
also seems like that shit was critting a lot in jtc's video
i think its just a color change
cuz literally everything was a crit
and it wasnt an impressive crit either
frosty herald
the server is censoring my jokes
ripe quest
i yearned for a good looking bolt pistol
Brother, you got a Boltpistol what are you on
maiden path
i think its just intrinsically ugly
ripe quest
What the fuck are they gonna do??? Make it an entirely different pattern and incorrectly call it a Boltpistol????
That's literally a fuckin Boltpistol what else would it look like
south folio
seems like 465 crit weakspot damage and 362 crit bodyshot damage on an unarmoured target
at least on a first glance the finesse seems p good
spare talon
seems like 465 crit weakspot damage and 362 crit bodyshot damage on an unarmoure...
he had that crit chance and he wasnt running scourge or piety
dude what in gods name
ripe quest
seems like 465 crit weakspot damage and 362 crit bodyshot damage on an unarmoure...
we have adms and finesse values already, I'll grab them
south folio
ikr actual crit machine
spare talon
being the crit whore i am
this is really sounding like my kinda weapon
frosty herald
how goated will the pickaxe be
also why isnt it a power pickaxe genestealers use
wasted oppertunity ngl
maiden path
skooma cat
frosty herald
you play that nasty ass eso
maiden path
nop
this channel been like 60% destiny 2...
we are on equal ground if not less with eso
solar gorge
esucks
spare talon
we are on equal ground if not less with eso
nah destiny 2 will always have a leg up becaus shooty gun feel nice
spare talon
its only NEARLY bottom of the barrel
spare talon
never at the exact bottom
maiden path
they made the cat addicted to skooma
median steeple
GRAAAAH BRETON SUPREMACY
frosty herald
nah destiny 2 will always have a leg up becaus shooty gun feel nice
good gunplay
but everything surrounding it is dogshit
maiden path
the cat is a man and put himself in a neckpiece and is also addicted to skooma
morrowind who?
spare talon
GRAAAAH BRETON SUPREMACY
me making my male human warrior for th 27th time
maiden path
peak writing
u all on weak shit
dark elf racism
for the win
where all my racist dunmer at
frosty herald
maiden path
spare talon
but everything surrounding it is dogshit
pushing bosses off the map to skip the mechanics cuz its funny:
ripe quest
seems like 465 crit weakspot damage and 362 crit bodyshot damage on an unarmoure...
ADMs, finesse is comparable to Caxe (exact numbers are 1.5 finesse boost curve mult)
spare talon
ADMs, finesse is comparable to Caxe (exact numbers are 1.5 finesse boost curve m...
bwuh
why
.75 on carapace is kinda fuckin crazy for a one handed weapon
ripe quest
bwuh
aight aight aight hear me out:
Ogryn Pickaxe is getting another single target obliteration weapon w/ Thammer blessings so I think it's fair that we get a 1h weapon that can 2 hit combo a Crusher raw
spare talon
aight aight aight hear me out:
Ogryn Pickaxe is getting another single target ob...
IT CAN DO THAT?
THE MATH LINES UP FOR A 2 SHOT??
maiden path
median steeple
seeing the bolt pistol blessings and man
south folio
interesting
median steeple
it's almost all I could hope for
ripe quest
seeing the bolt pistol blessings and man
What's it have?
hard nexus
What's it have?
theyre all in vet chat
ripe quest
mmm I'm seeing some funny stuff.
spare talon
We'll see when it comes out
based on the video and the buffs he had, 560 damage to carapace with the overhead heavy with the single target mace
with 1 stack of momentum, 5 of sustained assault, and 1 distain, removing all of those would make a normal heavy crit be about 421.344 damage
so im just gonna round that to 420 cuz funny
royal vortex
There may or may not be an incredibly easy way to inflict +160% damage on a weap...
if i like them yeah
final forge
does josho hvae 500k plasteel for new weps 🙂 its been a while
spare talon
i know i have like 410-420k for em
final forge
wish i had more only just recently got to be able to play again, only lik 130k for me
ornate bone
i have like 10k and dont care about new weps
placid fiber
@left iron So, have you found any... runebears yet?
Just askin... for a friend... >_>'
spare talon
so im just gonna round that to 420 cuz funny
@ripe quest with momentum and sustained assault stacked to max, and both of the skullcrush and stun skullcrush blessings active, a crit headshot to carapace with the st focused shockmaul will deal somewhere around 1,410
but thats still literally me just looking at jtcs video and finding out the base damage from that, not even taking into account the stats of the weapon cuz i just dont know
maiden path
what are u guys gonna do if we never get another class
ornate bone
stupid question to ask in the zealot channel
maiden path
to you (bane voice)
ornate bone
i dont get it
royal vortex
i watched 2 seconds of the jtclive video
that boltpistol art in the bottom right when you have it equipped is like
way too detailed
it is uncanny
ornate bone
who would win in a twink battle jtc or tanner
spare talon
jtc
royal vortex
u cant ask questions like that here. we cannot end up like we were a year ago
maiden path
i dont get it
ornate bone
u cant ask questions like that here. we cannot end up like we were a year ago
i wasnt here a year ago so i have 0 idea what this means
maiden path
ok he says 'for you'
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/lies-of-p-twink-battle-gif-4519650852076030576
a twink battle isnt won via strenth, theyre twinks
its won with tactics and knowledge, neither of which tanner has
so jtc would win
ornate bone
fleet zealot
https://youtu.be/rurhk1hadp8?t=113
i watched the whole movie with friends and it made me hate the movie instead of being like "oh it's prob just a meh super hero movie"
like, before i saw the movie i thought this scene would be at least 30 minutes in, but no, it's the very start
ornate bone
I watched a good chunk of jtc content back when i played verm
maiden path
who the heck is jtc
north sedge
Well tanner is trash, basically anyone is better than him
spare talon
i started with darktide but i was made aware of vermintide earlyh on and seeing how any guides and informational videos of both darktide and vermintide jtc had, i knew i was in good hands
maiden path
i get all my class info from chocob...
ornate bone
I get all my info from Coke wytg, Parry Enthusiast
placid fiber
Simply powerstance these weapons...
ornate bone
god i wish verm had a larger oce playerbase
i want to play it more but theres rarely any cata lobbies
spare talon
I get all my info from Coke wytg, Parry Enthusiast
you should use hammerblow vicious slice on dclaw for better crowd control
royal vortex
they reused the headhunter bash for the doube barrel
i am seeing red
such laziness SMH
spare talon
no
i actually wouldnt have even given dclaw a real shot if i didnt like the hs9 as much as i did
ornate bone
it feels powerful
spare talon
Well tanner is trash, basically anyone is better than him
i had only heard about how terrible his takes
i just checked his youtube, and holy wow these are BAD
like geez (there is truth to it not being as great on melee weapons as people would make you believe depending on the melee, but still better than 90% of all other perks)
royal vortex
he suggested +weakspot damage as an alternative
astral hound
THIS THING SUCKS AND IT'S TERRIBLE
(sometimes on some weapons)
royal vortex
he's just not exactly uh
spare talon
he suggested +weakspot damage as an alternative
i can see that
royal vortex
good at the numbers side of this game
north sedge
I had hoped tanner had died frankly
median steeple
bros curse failed
ornate bone
like geez (there is truth to it not being as great on melee weapons as people wo...
i like maniac just for the trapper blade 1hk's
royal vortex
dough placed a hex upon him
placid fiber
i can see that
BAIT!!!
spare talon
he seems to have moved on
he posted 1 destiny video
then bg3
then random stuff
then SotE
royal vortex
shadow of deez
placid fiber
shadow of deez
Deez Erdtrees?
spare talon
a 36 minute video on SotE not actually being hard and you just dont know how to play
surreal shore
I'm gonna be honest zealot shouldn't be using the shockmauls
Crusher is just better
XD
ornate bone
use the hammer like a true sigmar balls enjoyer
spare talon
i mean the dlc was hard but not too hard overall, there were some pain points that were genuinely questionable decisions on froms part but besides that
but we get it you can stop complaining about people complaining that "my le souls game is le HARD?????????"
surreal shore
Okay
ornate bone
anyway er sux hopon sekiro
spare talon
anyway er sux hopon sekiro
i beat the BS final boss of the dlc with parrying
spare talon
ornate bone
i watched mesmer fight and a tiny bit of last boss and thats about it but mesmer looks sick as fuck
are any of them ""worse"" than malenia
spare talon
are any of them ""worse"" than malenia
i think its hard to tell for me
i think majority opinion for now is going to be this final boss i just posted
cuz hes very bullshit in phase 2, and hes new
median steeple
I think out of any bosses that's gonna get touched its the final
spare talon
theres going to be lots of people saying X boss is harder than malenia cuz people have fought her to death and they havent with these new bosses
messmer is definitely easier, as long as you have good burst damage output
royal vortex
i beat them all in one try (i will never touch a soulslike)
ornate bone
theres going to be lots of people saying X boss is harder than malenia cuz peopl...
this is definitely true
placid fiber
Ooo I have yet to see barb fight this boss
dense field
he suggested +weakspot damage as an alternative
I still hope his videos were just ragebait
astral hound
but he's still quite hard, and phase 2 can get you killed quite quickly
There's one boss i can't defeat
Save file loss 😢
placid fiber
Barb's build is a strength faith build that uses giant weapons lol
and no real spells
astral hound
I look forward to fighting the guy in about 60h of playtime though
median steeple
holy shit redditjak is horrifying to look at
dense field
So is reddit
frosty herald
look at his community tab
spare talon
also in the dlc
even tho i was using a parrying/charged hammer attack focused build
my god guard counters were so strong for a lot of the dlc
like this is actual braindead
simple adder
so jtc would win
there’s no way in hell I’m a twink
frosty herald
the dueling shield is legit strong asf
spare talon
there’s no way in hell I’m a twink
median steeple
Whoever programed this is devious wtf (SOTE final boss spoiler)
spare talon
Whoever programed this is devious wtf (SOTE final boss spoiler)
you can break out of that
median steeple
get an emote out of it
simple adder
<a:fuckingdies:793284797597876235>
My boyfriend is smaller and thinner than I am and automatically wins the twink-off
median steeple
I know you can with a tear but I discovered it right after I beat him
frosty herald
||go to the base of the erdtree using the drowned district church and beat the boss||
dense field
look at his community tab
spare talon
I know you can with a tear but I discovered it right after I beat him
not a tear
frosty herald
spare talon
oh wait I guess the mf said it was
nah
||drain the water from the church district of the shadow keep, and theres a path that leads you down for a rememberance boss that also gives you a reusable item that cures you of the charm||
frosty herald
||dont need the cure if you dont get grabbed||
spare talon
but after like 2 attempts you recognize it
i rarely did, but i did fuck it up every now and again
it is very easy to read imho
||by the time he's jumping it should be unmistakable by that point, which is the time you should be dodging anyway||
i thought i spoilered that
fleet zealot
I had hoped tanner had died frankly
didn't he get outed for doing some shit
frosty herald
mods explode his penis
fleet zealot
like leaking revenge p*rn and noods of his ex
placid fiber
Welp, me and my wife and experimenting with some pulled pork by heating it up in a crockpot with bbq sauce. It is already cooked, it just needs heated up
spare talon
i genuinely feel terrible now
spare talon
no cuz i posted a clip of the ER DLC final boss without a spoiler by accident
corrected but still
left iron
placid fiber
Oh, lol
left iron
How dare you
frosty herald
evil
placid fiber
Did you find a runebear, Ice?
frosty herald
(i beat him yesterday)
left iron
Yeah, every enemy so far has been a runebear
spare talon
(i beat him yesterday)
i dont think anyone who would have seen either cares or hasnt already beat him but you never know
frosty herald
kinda fucked up fromsoft put a runebear infront of messmer
frosty herald
i dont think anyone who would have seen either cares or hasnt already beat him b...
its no joke
impossible to dodge the final boss leaks
left iron
Yeah, can you believe the lion boss was actually 2 runebears under a costume?
spare talon
dude the quintuple runebear bossfight as a rememberance boss is really fucked up
north sedge
didn't he get outed for doing some shit
Dunno, haven't heard his name in a long while
placid fiber
impossible to dodge the final boss leaks
I tried, but, I didn't put enough points into adaptability T_T
frosty herald
cant look up a single dlc video without getting blasted with a spoiler
astral hound
holy shit jtc does NOT sound like a guy
grizzled aspen
The absolute gonads you have to have to stare him in the face and parry on the brink of death after missing 2 parries is wild.
placid fiber
I tried, but, I didn't put enough points into adaptability T_T
(Yes this is a ds2 reference)
spare talon
impossible to dodge the final boss leaks
i kinda spoiled myself by looking up quests to see if there were any i missed
spare talon
(Yes this is a ds2 reference)
whats ds2
placid fiber
Dark Souls 2...?
spare talon
what? i dont understand
placid fiber
Exactly
spare talon
idk what that is
grizzled aspen
Adaptability.
spare talon
i dont get it
placid fiber
Cancer is what ds2 is lol
grizzled aspen
It's a stat that is only in ds2.
spare talon
i dont quite get what youre talking about
frosty herald
peak souls 2
spare talon
i think youre making stuff up
placid fiber
You get more i-frames with adaptability
spare talon
i dont think what youre saying is real
grizzled aspen
You also heal more from non-estus sources with higher adaptability.
placid fiber
I wish it wasn't lol
grizzled aspen
Higher adaptability makes lifegems worth a hell of a lot more.
spare talon
ok im done with this bit of pretending ds2 isnt real
placid fiber
Dark Souls 2 is probably the thing that made me not want to play dark souls anymore...
grizzled aspen
Anywho, mr dclaw man is in this chat so I figure it's a good time to ask. What blessings should I want?
astral hound
rampage shred
placid fiber
just kidding it's the one game in the series i never finished
There are people who defend ds2...
grizzled aspen
Anger.
astral hound
A buddy of mine thinks ds2 is the best ds game
frosty herald
There are people who defend ds2...
ITS ME
grizzled aspen
I have a crit chance perk on it as well as having to change the 2 blessings.
placid fiber
ds2 is cancer compared to the other dark souls lol
stable cypress
Hi I like ds2
astral hound
Hold on update june 25th
frosty herald
I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
astral hound
That's now!
spare talon
ive not played ds1, 2, bloodborne (past father gregorgorgiri), or demon souls
frosty herald
DARK SOULS 2 IS THE BEST SOULS GAME
astral hound
ive not played ds1, 2, bloodborne (past father gregorgorgiri), or demon souls
ds1 is so good
placid fiber
ive not played ds1, 2, bloodborne (past father gregorgorgiri), or demon souls
be thankful you never played ds2 lol
astral hound
ds2 has the funniest jank
placid fiber
It definitely has jank lol
placid fiber
ds2? more like cancer souls 2, am I rite?
spare talon
Missed out on a lot of the atmosphere.
i missed out on 15 fps and helluva lot of input delay
grizzled aspen
And that also means you never fought lady maria.
astral hound
ds2? more like cancer souls 2, am I rite?
ds2 just doesn't have the insane writing of ds3
grizzled aspen
ds2? more like cancer souls 2, am I rite?
You can drop the ds2 is bad bit now.
astral hound
'hand over that thing, your dark soul'
spare talon
ill play bloodborne when its not running on a raspberry pi thanks
grizzled aspen
That's valid.
placid fiber
You can drop the ds2 is bad bit now.
It is a good game, but, by far the worst souls game in the series
spare talon
looking forward to it, just not in slideshow form
astral hound
Did you enjoy the TWO separate areas full of statues that spit poison at you
grizzled aspen
If and when sony gets their head out of their ass and releases it on pc, I might come back and play it again.
astral hound
Plus another area full of little guys that spit venom at you
north sedge
I dunno parrying was pretty hard in bb
astral hound
Fucking blight town if i wanted to experience that sort of area i'd travel to england
obsidian prairie
Oh and the pitch black hell full of cliffs and a progress boss
Love giants catacombs
astral hound
Tbh i think i'd place ER under DS2 though...
placid fiber
Blight town was the thing that solidified what's his name's addiction to poison swamps...
astral hound
Don't like open worlds
placid fiber
Miosaki or w/e
astral hound
Blight town was the thing that solidified what's his name's addiction to poison ...
Miyazakiiiiii!!!!!
placid fiber
I almost had it lol
obsidian prairie
Blight town was the thing that solidified what's his name's addiction to poison ...
I’ve seen a playthrough where a dude accidentally fell all the way down blight town from the top, and lived
spare talon
If and when sony gets their head out of their ass and releases it on pc, I might...
im starting to be convinced that it wont ever come out
it is quite literally the most financially lucrative game for them to port, and they are doing everything but that
which tells me that theres something that prevents it from being ported in some way, like a contract or other legal bullshit
grizzled aspen
You know what wouldn't surprise me at all?
astral hound
ds1 has wood grain ring which directly makes it peak souls
grizzled aspen
If they lost the source code.
(the amount of times this has happened in the gaming industry as a whole is staggering)
grizzled aspen
ds1 has wood grain ring which directly makes it peak souls
Ds3 also has wood grain ring, though.
astral hound
ds3 grain ring sucks SHIT
For some reason it's the same ring but it does completely different things which are also bad
grizzled aspen
You know what? I'm putting calamity rings in all your ring slots and unbinding your equipment buttons.
spare talon
If they lost the source code.
it would be entirely worth the time spent for them to just remake the game from scratch and have it be a flat out remake issued to consoles and pc
like i think the cost of developing a game that already exists that would sell like hotcakes would be well worth the revenue generated
astral hound
You know what? I'm putting calamity rings in all your ring slots and unbinding y...
doable
grizzled aspen
That's...
astral hound
Oh noooo i have to do a nohit ruuuunnnn
grizzled aspen
16x damage.
astral hound
16x damage.
Not in ds1 it isn't
frosty herald
Dont let bluepoint remake bloodborne
placid fiber
The biggest thing about ds2, besides the enemy spam, that I disliked was probably the fall damage lol
They put fall damage on steroids in ds2
astral hound
They put fall damage on steroids in ds2
And then they have a gimmick area you have to fall correctly to get into
placid fiber
Yep
Don't you need the cat's eye ring to actually make it?
Or was it just a certain amount of hp?
median steeple
astral hound
hp + naked + cats eye ring
placid fiber
lol classic ds2 x.x
astral hound
Also collecting all of the giants souls so my damage isn't divided by 64 times and then ultimately still only doing 10 damage
That was fun
placid fiber
OH yeah, so fun lol
astral hound
Felt like splitting firewood with a butter knife
placid fiber
I mean dark souls 2 had some cool ideas... the execution just... left something to be desired
median steeple
hell yea brother
spare talon
hell yea brother
astral hound
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1046913589614747719/125391172719...
This guy has never abused work resources to do something funny
royal vortex
ornate bone
ppl have the update already?
median steeple
frame cancel reload
spare talon
ppl have the update already?
iirc some people have press builds like jtc and he was going to (or is) streaming it
ivory marlin
Cole what happened to your name
ornate bone
makes sense
obsidian prairie
Can we get a psyk clip on this?
spare talon
Cole what happened to your name
stan happened
ivory marlin
What have i missed in the days i was gone
ivory marlin
stan happened
Ah
spare talon
ah no jtc starts streaming it in an hour 30
spare talon
dunno where this is from unless you yourself have a press build and didnt tell us lmao
royal vortex
the telopots stream
if i had a press build i wouldnt be in this LAME discord id be ballin in my CRACKHOUSE
ornate bone
telopots stream popped up for me like 2 days ago and it ha d a rly funny name
placid fiber
if i had a press build i wouldnt be in this LAME discord id be ballin in my CRAC...
who says you aren't doing both at the same time...?
haughty haven
Daily reminder, stealth res is shit and you through extension are if you do it
spare dome
pizzaaaaa
grizzled aspen
Daily reminder, stealth res is shit and you through extension are if you do it
Cope, stand up and fight.
spare dome
hawaiian
placid fiber
Mustard
spare dome
i wish sequenss was on to show the stuff off but
median steeple
this <:deeplmao2:956601617506000976>
what 7 months without content does to a mf
ornate bone
whats good rejelqs
grizzled aspen
Almost have all my zealout penances done. The full stickerbook looks so good.
spare dome
and yea telopots seemingly cant go ten seconds without jerking himself off and putting down everyone else's work
ornate bone
i have 1 last zealot penance and its blades, then they're all done
frosty herald
Pickaxes look hella good
spare dome
if i worked with him i'd leave all his lunches open in the fridge
median steeple
what streamer is streaming the new stuff?
spare dome
three rn
median steeple
I don't pay attention to content creators
spare dome
MoopShark, DaveeBoy, telopots
median steeple
thank you
spare dome
all tweetch
grizzled aspen
i have 1 last zealot penance and its blades, then they're all done
After I get done with all the stealth ones, the only ones left for me are the beacon of purity one, the chorus one, and the immolation grenade one.
placid fiber
I told my wife she's too "goated" to understand and she said "whatever in the hell that's supposed to mean" lol
polar nexus
and yea telopots seemingly cant go ten seconds without jerking himself off and p...
yeah, one sec he's like, this patch will be so good next he's on the stream saying they fucked the maps even though he warned them... i mean come one guy.
it's like he's an abusive relationship
spare dome
he's barely tolerable if crab's around
crab is not around
and i'd still rather watch crab
polar nexus
rip crab
placid fiber
Tiny Angry Crab?
spare dome
the only crab in the universe
placid fiber
😦
median steeple
placid fiber
the only crab in the universe
Besides elden ring lobsters?
median steeple
listening to telepots is killing me ngl
placid fiber
spare dome
yeah, so dont, lol
watch anyone else, he's just shitty
also man that pickaxe is just
gloriously large
frosty herald
so much swearing
ornate bone
hopefully doesnt take up 80% of the screen
frosty herald
bros talking like a kid who just heard his dad say fuck
frosty herald
bp?
median steeple
bolt pistol
spare dome
davee did last round
ornate bone
big pe-
spare dome
now its double barrel
placid fiber
bros talking like a kid who just heard his dad say fuck
royal vortex
i avoid looking at any gameplay of the new maps
i will not be spoiled
i hope they do what they did for mercantile
where the first map that spawned for it was lights out
coarse birch
we can only pray
spare dome
most of my attention is just the way the weapons are moving
placid fiber
I haven't even thought about looking at the streams lol
royal vortex
like the only time ive ever enjoyed lights out
spare talon
the location of its stats
oh my god
end me
frosty herald
like the only time ive ever enjoyed lights out
fatshark releasing the warrens with lights out
south folio
the location of its stats
oh my god
end me
it's joever
royal vortex
the heavy pickaxe gets a bash
median steeple
the location of its stats
oh my god
end me
ewwwwwwwwww
spare dome
remember when they dropped daemonhosts without telling us
south folio
how am I supposed to flip through my inventory quickly
spare dome
good times
royal vortex
the light/medium get a billhook pull
frosty herald
the heavy pickaxe gets a bash
bash into sweep
when it logically should be an overhead
ornate bone
this telopots guy is fire
frosty herald
cause it would synergize with torment
placid fiber
lol I am watching barb's playthrough of the elden ring dlc and the legend of zelda ceiling traps are hilarious when he gets hit by them lol
Just cause he's trying to rush, even tho he knows they are there
polar nexus
so apparently bolt pistol ads is like boltgun ads
spare dome
i cant wait to add another 150 unupgraded grays to my ERROR: Could not fetch ("playername_inventory_melee") Reason: OVERFLOW
polar nexus
telopots says it's dogshit, so i will definitely llike it
polar nexus
i cant wait to add another 150 unupgraded grays to my ERROR: Could not fetch ("p...
i did some cleaning, just in case
median steeple
Adsing with half the guns in the game is ass
obsidian prairie
Adsing with half the guns in the game is ass
This is why mods
Everything gets the good reflex sight
royal vortex
double barrel gets a blessing for reload speed when you kill someone with a both-barrels shot
median steeple
royal vortex
instantly best gun in the game
spare dome
it was already gonna be
frosty herald
instantly best gun in the game
you alr know im using it like the doom shotgun
royal vortex
defy me again and i will have to kill you
median steeple
epic emote ngl
placid fiber
Doom fans were gonna be riding that double barreled shotgun hard >.>
median steeple
is there variants of the db?
royal vortex
no
median steeple
cry
coarse birch
instantly best gun in the game
"the iron sights dont line up i cant proc this blessing"
median steeple
so only the pickaxe has variants? or does the shockmaul also have some
royal vortex
im so glad this time they made the shotgun ads-unique properties sensible and not randomly adding crit chance/finesse damage
royal vortex
"the iron sights dont line up i cant proc this blessing"
the right click is a brace
u fkin idiot
coarse birch
it was a JOKE
royal vortex
so only the pickaxe has variants? or does the shockmaul also have some
2 shock mauls
median steeple
cool
median steeple
coarse birch
and your friends with me so what does that make you
royal vortex
the punchline
frosty herald
do i need to move everything out of my mod folder for tomorrow?
royal vortex
(i am going to beat you to death)
coarse birch
we have upgraded from strangling i see
polar nexus
do i need to move everything out of my mod folder for tomorrow?
just unpatch the .exe
obsidian prairie
do i need to move everything out of my mod folder for tomorrow?
Darktide mods are weird and might still work despite everything
coarse birch
it unpatches for me
spare dome
if u delete system32 u wont have any mod related issues for the patch tomorrow
ripe quest
telopots says it's dogshit, so i will definitely llike it
Which one does he say that with?
obsidian prairie
I haven’t updated my mods in forever
coarse birch
i just repatch
placid fiber
if u delete system32 u wont have any mod related issues for the patch tomorrow
What about if you alt f4?
spare dome
that only works if the game launches first
obsidian prairie
Weapon customization will probably need an update though
spare talon
based on what telopots was saying, supposedly ||bm was nerfed on ogryn enemies, and recon lasguns have had an entire overhaul rework tanks to trueskeleton||
placid fiber
that only works if the game launches first
Tru
median steeple
it should auto unpatch when the new update comes out so just don't patch it
frosty herald
so i dont have to do anything?
polar nexus
Which one does he say that with?
the boltpistol
median steeple
based on what telopots was saying, supposedly ||bm was nerfed on ogryn enemies, ...
hmmm can't wait for ||recons to be good for like 2 weeks and then get nerfed again||
ripe quest
the boltpistol
I will disregard his opinion.
median steeple
so i dont have to do anything?
shouldn't need to
astral hound
based on what telopots was saying, supposedly ||bm was nerfed on ogryn enemies, ...
he showed himself failing to cleave into walkers after onetapping a crusher...
spare dome
I will disregard his opinion.
weren't we already
frosty herald
how is telepots a tester
polar nexus
I saved mauls and pickaxes
spare talon
im honestly not here for opinions
im watching for the stuff thats literally just flat out fact like the numbers on the screen, what blessings roll on them, which direction the weapons swing, etc
ripe quest
based on what telopots was saying, supposedly ||bm was nerfed on ogryn enemies, ...
@lusty turtle What black magics did you do this time, was it that one balance mockup you showed me w/ the 4 round burst on the Mk II and the LMG on the Mk VI?
median steeple
I just muted his stream
north sedge
i just watch for the articles
median steeple
no land beyond
spare talon
bro do ur fucking job
this guy is actually gay
frosty herald
the fuck did they do to europa
spare talon
he has a husband named mark, whom hes not seen in a long while due to being in the field
median steeple
My second fav gay grandpa
median steeple
First being Osiris
maiden path
he has a husband named mark, whom hes not seen in a long while due to being in t...
yea well im gonna go send 800000 volts into marks head
so maybe he'll start doing his job!!
we're getting our asses kicked!!
still insane to me they cant just give one of the guardian guys a hoodie cosmetic
frosty herald
placid fiber
Yes
median steeple
GRAAAAH DISCORD IS DYING
placid fiber
Fun
placid fiber
Where do I sign up for the appocalypse?
maiden path
oh no fist of havoc sucks
grizzled aspen
You are insane.
maiden path
how so!!
everfything im ready about it makes it sound shit
was it buffed or something
grizzled aspen
Don't just assume something is bad based off reading it.
For example, voidlock supers sound great on paper, but they're terrible in practice.
maiden path
Don't just assume something is bad based off *reading it*.
the game makes it sound bad too ðŸ˜
grizzled aspen
FoH are disgustingly good in pvp.
grizzled aspen
Cope and seethe!
In pve, they're terrible, that's why bungie had to create thundercrash.
maiden path
thats fucked
grizzled aspen
But they still won't buff thundercrash, forcing titans to use cuirass of the falling star.
grizzled aspen
Go hunter, then.
maiden path
yea ill die before i do that
grizzled aspen
Hunters have plenty of utility in both playing fields.
grizzled aspen
Speaking as a hunter main, myself.
maiden path
hunter is pvp, warlock is pve and pvp, titan is pve
grizzled aspen
Well your inference was woefully wrong.
You like arc? You can have several arc builds on hunter revolving around different abilities.
Liar's handshake is an excellent exotic that works well in both pve and pvp.
Though there's a slight learning curve for pve due to bungie being weird with your aspects and whatnot.
spare talon
hunter is pvp, warlock is pve and pvp, titan is pve
hunters have the best melee focused build in pve
grizzled aspen
If you like void, you could use something like gyrfalcon's hauberk (which I still say to this day is the best general purpose pve exotic) for free volatile rounds and ability cycling, or you could try out omnioculus for team support.
grizzled aspen
Solar has a bunch of exotics but the ones that come to mind are athry's embrace for pvp (gives basically homing throwing knives that 1shot) and ophidia spathe for pve (grants 2 charges of throwing knives).
spare talon
but in this case it does
grizzled aspen
Though for arc, yeah, it does.
vestal pine
fuwehweuehruwewhrwrwheruwerhwuerhwr
grizzled aspen
You can basically never die if you play well and have the right armor mods on, though.
vestal pine
i dont have enough plasteeeeeeeeel
spare talon
@maiden path im booting up destiny literally to show you a video of this hunter melee build im talking about
grizzled aspen
Are you showing them an arc setup or..?
spare talon
i was going to use it on arc since he doesnt have prismatic
grizzled aspen
Prismatic is cracked af.
I don't see why anybody would ever take it off.
Stylish executioner being literally the first aspect you get is insane for people who already have a gyrfalcon setup.
maiden path
idk what any of these words mean
grizzled aspen
You can get throwing knives too and get free radiance on top of cycling volatile rounds.
AND you get the best super (imo) for hunter, being throwing stick.
Damnit now I wanna go squish idiots in pvp...
What loadout should I rock?
grizzled aspen
Scout fish melee popped into my head there.
Nothing more humiliating than seeing your name pop up with FISH KILL next to it.
grizzled aspen
Punch make happy chemicals in my brain.
spare talon
back during season of opulence i used this build to get the wr time for hunter in solo heroic whisper
which is both cuz i played that mission so much i basically had it down to a science due to how much i loved it
and cuz everyone speedran it on warlock anyway so no one did it on hunter
grizzled aspen
That's because warlocks are the most beloved class of bungie and have only gotten a handful of nerfs, ever.
spare talon
dire ahamkara
well of radiance
chaos reach w/geomags
fusion nade spam
the complete removal of self rez basically
grizzled aspen
>dire ahamkara
>well of radiance
>chaos reach w/geomags
>fusion nade spam
>the c...
The only one of those that wasn't completely deserved was geomags because they nerfed both the super and the exotic to shit, lobotomizing arclock for a long, long time.
Now, tell me how many nerfs hunter has gotten.
(here's a hint, it's a lot)
vestal pine
so why does new boltpistol has a bleed blessing
spare talon
it is really funny to me how the perception of classes that you dont main are drastically different depending on the main class you play
literally every class has gotten catastrophic nerfs all of the time, overpowered and nonsensical buffs, and just outright confusing changes
spare talon
like i'd meme about lacerate but how does a bolt make people bleed
people tend to bleed when they have a cannonball shaped hole in their body
fleet zealot
this guy is actually gay
grizzled aspen
it is really funny to me how the perception of classes that you dont main are dr...
I mean, I've played all the classes extensively since launch of d1. I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two. Just about every nerf given to warlock was deserved and just about every nerf given to hunter was blown way out of proportion. Titans... they didn't get the nerfs they needed until 2-3 months after their issues arose. That one helmet that dropped sunspots when you were critically injured comes to mind.
maiden path
is vulcans heart ornmanet rare
grizzled aspen
Now, am I saying that warlock was deserving of the unnecessary nerfs? No, that made the class unfun and forced a meta. Am I saying that the necessary nerfs for hunters weren't deserving? Also no, for the same reason.
grizzled aspen
is vulcans heart ornmanet rare
You have to purchase ornaments.
At least, for exotics.
spare talon
that one can drop from bright engrams
grizzled aspen
Oh right bright engrams.
I forgot those existed.
My b.
It is quite rare for exotic ornaments to drop from those.
misty mason
I wonder if theyll ever do a dark and darker pve exclusive mode
drifting wolf
titan bear helmet
trials of osiris
median steeple
Nord helmet
maiden path
how the heck do i do trials of osiris
placid fiber
Watching Barb just casually 1 shotting elden ring dlc bosses is awesome lol
spare talon
you wait until the weekend
then go to saint 14 in the tower
pick up a passage
then do trials, which is competitive pvp
maiden path
you wait until the weekend
then go to saint 14 in the tower
pick up a passage
th...
does da passage cost eal money
placid fiber
So in other words like: an arm and a leg?
placid fiber
I have no concept of how much 3k glimmer is
Explain it to me like it was plasteel
Like... 1 malice run's worth?
spare talon
Like... 1 malice run's worth?
3k glimmer is like 1/4th of a sedition run
spare dome
3k glimmer is about the same value as 15,000 glorps, which is about 1/10th of a single plasteel, or 30 american dollars
spare talon
if youre speedrunning
placid fiber
3k glimmer is like 1/4th of a sedition run
lol
That's cheap
Like omegalul cheap lol
spare talon
That's like, one normal public events worth.
public events give like 15k
more if its heroic
maiden path
you wait until the weekend
then go to saint 14 in the tower
pick up a passage
th...
what does da passage look like
spare talon
and they take 2 minutes
grizzled aspen
You think I pay attention to public events?
left iron
grizzled aspen
I have capped glimmer just about always.
spare talon
what does da passage look like
are you trying to buy them rn
maiden path
yes...........
spare talon
yes...........
read the first line of what you replied to just now
spare talon
I have capped glimmer just about always.
you mean to tell me you dont spam buy repeatable bounties the moment you log in?
spare talon
trials is only active during the weekend
spare talon
yes
but your level does matter for it
spare talon
and the people youll be fighting will be 2000
maiden path
power is a fake system made by those in control to put down the normal man
spare talon
pov: youre trying to do trials underleveled
maiden path
anything for da bear gear
placid fiber
destiny 2 talk zzzz
What about Elden Ring talk?
maiden path
no go
placid fiber
Featuring: Nothing
maiden path
i dont own it.......
spare talon
destiny 2 talk zzzz
placid fiber
i dont own it.......
I don't own it either
I'm watching someone's playthrough of the dlc :3
maiden path
when chat talks about elden ring the asylum staff have to come in and hold me down with chinese mancatchers
i start going berserk
placid fiber
What about the maneaters?
That's a serious boss
That u gotta know about
cough totally from elden ring COUGH COUGH
spare talon
i dont own it.......
this guy hasnt fought the quintuple runebear rememberance boss yet
point and laugh
maiden path
What about the maneaters?
maneatet terreria
placid fiber
maneatet terreria
(It's a demon's souls boss)
fleet zealot
What about Elden Ring talk?
slgihtly more aceptabel
royal vortex
placid fiber
Gotta love the mini poison swamps lol
misty mason
All my homies hate runebears
vestal pine
what
fleet zealot
this made me smile ty
placid fiber
Less pixels, more picture!
spare dome
mk6?
royal vortex
yeah
spare dome
hohohohoooohoooooooHoooooo!
north sedge
Exploits has become a dark souls npc
placid fiber
Oof
grizzled aspen
Yeah...
placid fiber
That's what you get for listening to me
grizzled aspen
I remember hand cannon duelling being easier.
maiden path
when does iron banner show up
grizzled aspen
When saladin decides to wake up.
fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
Good fuckin luck getting iron countershade.
maiden path
i have grinded for less
grizzled aspen
It's a random shader drop.
You could play every waking second of the week of iron banana and it still not drop.
maiden path
do not use opossums as vessels for your misery, they are pure and kind creatures who know nothing but love
grizzled aspen
Tbh, I couldn't tell you.
maiden path
i can do a mean 1/100 chance
grizzled aspen
I've never sat down and decided to grind for a shader.
I just know you'll be extremely lucky to pull a shader to begin with.
Even more so if it's the one you want.
lusty turtle
<@94406045148917760> What black magics did you do this time, was it that one bal...
i don't know what you could possibly mean 
ripe quest
i don't know what you could possibly mean <:GatorSit:977004745279541258>
I will now forward any and all balance complaints regarding this weapon I never use directly to you.
lusty turtle
spare talon
i don't know what you could possibly mean <:GatorSit:977004745279541258>
he did test it in the press release but it didnt seem like the changes were in there
hopefully theyre in the live release tho
was just listening to the things he was saying and went "huh... i know that name..." lmao
hushed knoll
<a:GatorAnguishA:1082534314954195014>
OMG SKELLY HIIIIII
Ur like a rare pokemon
Time to get my master ball
placid fiber
Oh God... Stan is going to use his ball on Skele...
hushed knoll
I have to do it before he flees into tall grass
lusty turtle
Time to get my master ball
hushed knoll
placid fiber
lusty turtle
guys don't let him take me
left iron
hushed knoll
PLUH
left iron
You're free to take him
lusty turtle
he did test it in the press release but it didnt seem like the changes were in t...
i've been stewing on acca numbers for months
lusty turtle
You're free to take him
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-pokeball-gif-21700553
uses gust
hushed knoll
*uses gust*
🫦
spare talon
guys don't let him take me
first time being threatened wtih being kidnapped on discord?
south folio
i've been stewing on acca numbers for months
cooked
placid fiber
first time being threatened wtih being kidnapped on discord?
Holy shit I nearly started dying from laughing over here
lusty turtle
i've been stewing on acca numbers for months
ofc can't say anything and i didn't even know there were people allowed to talk about whats comin, but if they had a press build thats neato
north sedge
placid fiber
What is your opinion on egg whites beaten into meringue
Only if you have enough bacon to go alongside the ranch dressing
hushed knoll
Do you like Bubger King
south folio
What is your opinion on egg whites beaten into meringue
I don't know what meringue is so all I can say is no to violence
hushed knoll
Jesus wghy does my phone make me look racist all the time
south folio
racist phone
hushed knoll
DAN HU
misty mason
I don't beat egypt
You're in de nile
hushed knoll
HI
placid fiber
Mom! I'm out here beating my egypt...
south folio
You're in de nile
.......
hushed knoll
GET REKT ARCHERY
placid fiber
I'm dying over here lol
south folio
I'm getting killed
misty mason
Hi Stan
hushed knoll
misty mason
Time for bedge
OK sleep well sleepy stan
left iron
Hello rabid child
hushed knoll
I am neither rabid nor a child
spare talon
Holy shit I nearly started dying from laughing over here
worst part is im not even joking 
lusty turtle
Mom! I'm out here beating my egypt...
i'm straight beatin it, and by it, i mean, my egypt
spare talon
i'm straight beatin it, and by it, i mean, my egypt
who up ponderin they pryamids
hushed knoll
What is your opinion on Coke basted chicken
misty mason
i'm straight beatin it, and by it, i mean, my egypt
OK Sobek
spare talon
im gonna leave that typo there cuz its funnier
ivory marlin
Should i
A) order dinner
B) die
hushed knoll
God dammit a bird shit on my car
misty mason
What is your opinion on Coke basted chicken
Don't give animals drugs
ivory marlin
Hi stan
ivory marlin
Jait
ivory marlin
Not on list :(
spare talon
ive literally only spent like 15 minutes actually playing this game
all other time has been spent in zealot chat or looking at the dt update
ivory marlin
Real
misty mason
Option C: have stan cook for you, causing you to die
north sedge
placid fiber
ive literally only spent like 15 minutes actually playing this game
all other ti...
Meanwhile I've been watching barb's playthrough of the elden ring dlc
lusty turtle
Should i
A) order dinner
B) die
die
misty mason
Nah
ivory marlin
Damn
ripe quest
ofc can't say anything and i didn't even know there were people allowed to talk ...
Didn't sound finalized, might've been an older playtest build or smth. For instance DB blessings were non-functional.
misty mason
heres my dog lookin real magestic tho
placid fiber
Yum, bbq sauce with pulled pork
ivory marlin
heres my dog lookin real magestic tho
Awe
merry flume
this is gonna get nerfed so hard lmao
misty mason
Why is that man carrying a hoo hah
placid fiber
Why is that man carrying a hoo hah
The real question is: Why aren't all of us carrying one?
ivory marlin
this is gonna get nerfed so hard lmao
Bro pulls up with a fucking manta ray saying its gonna get nerfed
What did the manta ray ever do to you
misty mason
I was going to reply with something cursed but decided against it
placid fiber
What did the manta ray ever do to you
called his mom a hoe
ivory marlin
Damn
placid fiber
I know... farming instruments suck...
Oh boy, Barb's 2nd vod is 8 hours long for his elden ring dlc playthrough >:3
The 1st one was 7 hours
hushed knoll
I was going to reply with something cursed but decided against it
Oh hello Dan
Fancy meeting you here
split ibex
New shock maul looks fun
fleet zealot
ripe quest
sterile stone
heres my dog lookin real magestic tho
That's an adorable 4 legged creature
spare talon
eustace winner
fleet zealot
misty mason
Oh hello Dan <:cPES_PoggersHeart:621999018226221076>
How's dream land treating you sleepy stan?
hushed knoll
I'm not sleepy ðŸ˜
misty mason
I'm not sleepy ðŸ˜
You sound cranky, I think you need a nap
Is everyone ready to be moderately disappointed tomorrow?
median steeple
vestal pine
yoooo
fleet zealot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227912785290330113/1254237704871481394/je...
Zoro moment
spare talon
the longer i play with lots of stamina curios on knife
the more tempted i am to swap curios on my dclaw build
spiral anvil
No way for 3ss!
It's nice to see, but imagine if this also get SC/headtaker then why
spare talon
the longer i play with lots of stamina curios on knife
the more tempted i am to ...
cuz i generally am at the point where my 191 toughness is just overkill
either its not getting anywhere close to broken (like never dropping below 85%ish), or its completely removed with a hit that instantly removes any amount like a sniper, crusher, or poxburster, which is generally the only way i actually take any health damage too
north sedge
need more sorry
tough herald
There will be new penances and it appears their will be new transcendent cosmetics (clothing)
spare talon
There will be new penances and it appears their will be new transcendent cosmeti...
MORE CHECKLISTS!!! ME MAKE NUMBER GO UP!!!
hopefully theres a new title that is difficult to get that cant be cheesed
tough herald
hopefully theres a new title that is difficult to get that cant be cheesed
Perhaps skull related titles like Nomad?
spare talon
Perhaps skull related titles like Nomad?
id assume thered be one for the new area
but destination titles arent exactly the hardest to get
tough herald
True. I guess we shall see tomorrow. Either way I’m acquiring those titles
spare talon
i just want a clout title that isnt defiled lmao
drifting wolf
i don't see why not
spare talon
do we know if we will get shotguin?
as far as ive heard, every class that isnt ogryn is getting the non-ogryn weapons
cerulean moth
AHHH FUCK
drifting wolf
doomzealot
cerulean moth
From wqhat I can see FS map design keeps getting better and better
This looks like best map yet
carnival dethroned
what do u all think?
drifting wolf
yes
buoyant pewter
Very huge if true
spare talon
we already have the bolter
and we're getting the bolt pistol
crisp furnace
Shame it’s worse than the bolter