and that's where you get your carrying practice in
#zealot-class
languid rock
woeful pecan
languid rock
you might have 3 teammates but you're solo
god the ability to look at peoples loadouts and even builds might be too much for me...
woeful pecan
It's a lot of power
languid rock
oh my god this skill tree
its... symmetrical
this has to be on purpose
and only one of the martyrdom mods
visual stream
and only one of the martyrdom mods
Mans REALLY enjoys stat bonuses 
languid rock
im speechless
ember yew
and only one of the martyrdom mods
languid rock
i shouldnt be putting people on blast like this
but this isnt a build its an art project
fwiw
languid rock
i ran one martry mod for a little while because i thought they were mutex lmao
languid rock
this looks like some kind of symbol
looks necron... next faction announced??
ember yew
looks necron... next faction announced??
ember yew
i ran one martry mod for a little while because i thought they were mutex lmao
i can run martyrdom without Bleed of E. and TDR in the last tree
but yeah, that shit is probably from reddit or gamelantern
languid rock
they were running the TDR not the attack speed lmao
ember yew
languid rock
man if you're +60 i can make fun of your build you should know the game by then
languid rock
oh shit i need to go find the person i played with who was +2100
ember yew
and he was using some strangest shit on zealot and ended up with 200k damage (i was at 850)
languid rock
what were they up to
ember yew
idk what he was doing
steel agate
as a guy with from my knowing 900 trust level on the vet, even i dont know everything
languid rock
yeah but you should know like... the basics of spotting a good perk
steel agate
high trust only implies to me that the person knows what quickplay is
languid rock
or if a blessing is level 1 or 4
ember yew
and play regularly
steel agate
which is why i dont have true level mod 
languid rock
i like to see my numbers go up!
languid rock
and i like to see how im balanced between my classes
steel agate
i like to see my numbers go up!
i bet if i saw my numbers i'd feel inclined to use something more than vet
hes my bread n butter
woeful pecan
Play what makes you happy
steel agate
Play what makes you happy
i wanna do funny thunder hammer bonk but i aint that coo lwith it yet so it conflicts with the happy 
big skill issue on my part
steel agate
shit the dancin gato is right
languid rock
if you wanna play vet get that vet number as high as it can go
maiden path
but now i dont wanna post the right one
languid rock
become the ogryn swanger
maiden path
languid rock
the +2100 build is... not as crafted as i'd expect
ornate bone
If i went dor all penances id prob end up hating the game
Im already sicm of levelling classes i dont wanna play for achievements
languid rock
but thou must
i should probably start spamming aurics i bet the queues have quieted down
spare talon
lvl 400 psyker whining about the team not staying as a group
proceeds to get downed constantly even when we are all together
and i deal 3x as much damage as him despite it being knife vs purgatus staff
languid rock
going down reduces your damage a lot
spare talon
like im not a "i did more damage than you so im better"
but knife vs purgatus staff
hmmmm
languid rock
if you had powerDI you'd be able to truly examine this phenomenon and probably salt yourself mad
spare talon
if you have incredibly low damage when thats your main weapon
somethings reaaaaally wrong
spare talon
i see the issue
languid rock
ornate bone
lvl 400 psyker whining about the team not staying as a group
proceeds to get dow...
Was he on smite
languid rock
they need to make the meat grinder better for actual practice including simulated latency... i want to drill trapper dodges
and poxwalker trains
spare talon
languid rock
rn i have to use creature spawner and live with pain
damn assail purgatus... that should be a recipe for top damage lmao
ember yew
YOU MUST GET ALL THE PENANCES
no fck im not doing Shrek penances
languid rock
no fck im not doing Shrek penances
you VILL smash ze heads!!!
ornate bone
Noooooo you cant play speedrun knofe zealot nooooo
crisp furnace
but thou must
languid rock
man 5000 kills WITH the stacks all the way up, sheesh
spare talon
youre just as insane as me!
languid rock
rather than speedrun knife zealot you should play murder knife zealot but yeah
its like speeding in your car to a red light
crisp furnace
I have not one but two speedrunning builds
languid rock
you get to move on when your team catches up so going fast should probably be secondary to murdering unless its for weekly farming
spare talon
rather than speedrun knife zealot you should play murder knife zealot but yeah
its crazy tho
i play better with this cuz ive just used it more
i have a real knife build but this one works better
ember yew
crisp furnace
No thy wrath be swift
languid rock
devils claw is fast enough you can get away without it
crisp furnace
One blessed gunner
spare talon
tbh dclaw is more horde focused
ember yew
pick at least Second Wind or something
spare talon
but yea not instead of that
crisp furnace
Who’s fucked build is that
languid rock
when you dont pick dodge bonus with momentum
i was about to say lmao
crisp furnace
He’s in here
languid rock
you'll have stacks for the first 6 seconds of combat then you'll be at like 4 stacks
crisp furnace
Should ping and ask wtf
languid rock
evil
but funny
is disdain really that bad? i run it with evisc sometimes when i have a spare point
spare talon
rather than speedrun knife zealot you should play murder knife zealot but yeah
oh yea when im done with this auric i can show what my speedrun build looks like
left iron
Its active every second swing
languid rock
oh lol
spare talon
cuz its not that atrocious, it has merit
languid rock
yeah thats not great
ember yew
usually you can place that point somewhere else
spare talon
just a little weird in places, like until death without holy rev
languid rock
fatshark moment
languid rock
it would be good if it was basically 25% bonus damage during horde clear but alternating? that cheapens it
crisp furnace
Also not running knives
languid rock
by more than 50% tbh
crisp furnace
C r i n g e
languid rock
i think immo grenade would have more room in the game if the talents leading to it werent such dogshit lol
spare talon
Also not running knives
knives are fucking op wdym
languid rock
the build isnt
ember yew
stun grenade is still the worst one
languid rock
immo does STUFF
crisp furnace
Immo has two uses, the first drop on Magestrati or whatever and dogs
crisp furnace
The curios say it all
languid rock
unbelievably expensive to actually get em
ember yew
Immo has two uses, the first drop on Magestrati or whatever and dogs
it also easily clear the downed body unless its smacked by like a pack of crushers and it's amazing on MS when you have 5 nades
but stun grenades are just dogsht, at least should be able to stun bosses
languid rock
like i said, it would probably see play if it werent in pooptown, USA of the skilltree
stun grenades are sad
crisp furnace
Taking a wound = shit player
languid rock
stun nade also has a bit of a poop tax but not as bad
ember yew
even non-improved crack stun the boss
languid rock
Taking a wound = shit player
nothing ever happens in missions
vestal pine
Taking a wound = shit player
marty objectively bad!!!!!
languid rock
oh wait you meant taking a wound trinket
ember yew
ye, trinkets are the worst part
crisp furnace
Yeah, just dodge more and go down less
languid rock
someone around here said taking a wound of damage meant you were shit
ember yew
i hope FS will buff revive speed to
downed players + rescuing
the fact it doesnt work on rescue is sad
languid rock
it happens and you limp to the next health booster or medicae!
crisp furnace
someone around here said taking a wound of damage meant you were shit
Below auric damnation I’ll put myself down to 1 hp so I can have fun without falling asleep
steel agate
the fact it doesnt work on rescue is sad
the day i learned this piece of info i was cryin internally cuz i got revive speed up on all my curios
crisp furnace
Imagine not running 3x dockets or stamina management
steel agate
spare talon
Below auric damnation I’ll put myself down to 1 hp so I can have fun without fal...
i do 3rd person
vestal pine
the fact it doesnt work on rescue is sad
it works on trapper rescue dont it tho?
woeful pecan
Two gunluggers means I get to watch as heretics are made holey
steel agate
Two gunluggers means I get to watch as heretics are made holey
mmm swiss heretics
ember yew
only on downed players
vestal pine
heard it works on that, but hm
crisp furnace
Ogryns 
ember yew
heard it works on that, but hm
i also run a lot of +30% rev speed around 5 months ago, im not remembering seeing any difference
crisp furnace
30% rev speed is a bricked curio imo
Taking damage resistance also a bricked curio
languid rock
i dont find myself in a lot of situations where 30% revive speed would help me knock it out before being stopped
someone did some math about a single sniper res 4 earlier
with that and >200hp you can survive consecutive snipes apparently
that's probably the only one of note
crisp furnace
Ah yeah snipers
spare talon
Taking damage resistance also a bricked curio
all damage resistances?
crisp furnace
Slide dodge
languid rock
yeah ideally dont get sniped
crisp furnace
all damage resistances?
Yeah
languid rock
wise observation sun tzu
crisp furnace
Over stamina management, absolutely not
Seen some truly horrendous curios in qp lobbies
maiden path
spare talon
if you think gunner resist is a bad perk you are genuinely tweaking
languid rock
i have uncrafted curios on half my chars lmao
you'll love my zealot build (3 toughness 10s with xp and dockets)
crisp furnace
if you think gunner resist is a bad perk you are genuinely tweaking
Useful in some cases, sure, but less so than others
languid rock
ok its a 10 a 13 and a 14
keen wigeon
yeah ideally dont get sniped
just throwing knife em ez
crisp furnace
Ghost is so good
languid rock
Gunner res is like... useful if you're pinned by two gunners
If there's 8 it doesn't do much
crisp furnace
Gunner res is like... useful if you're pinned by two gunners
And if you have no weapon to deal with them
Like the flamer or bolter
keen wigeon
heretical talk but i like laspistol with ghost on psyker too
languid rock
Yeah you're out of knives and running a slow pull
keen wigeon
but who cares about those freaks
languid rock
Laspistol is sick
zealous basin
languid rock
clicking heads stock as high as ever
crisp furnace
Psyker has the best talent in the game, dodge for a second against ranged on crit
ember yew
psyker also has an insane dodge boost on the right side
languid rock
and laspistol you're picking between like... dumdum infernus and ghost
crisp furnace
Makes gun Psyker even more op
crisp furnace
and laspistol you're picking between like... dumdum infernus and ghost
Dumdum ghost
spare talon
gunner resist helps with the chip damage as youre in melee combat
also helps if you get caught off guard by a shotgunner pack
it also helps with the slight damage youll still take when sliding gunners and reapers
like i dont think you really understand how much of a difference it makes in reality
keen wigeon
gunpsyker fun
languid rock
yeah infernus isnt really worth that much
ivory marlin
yall fuck with this as my oled screen?
languid rock
isnt shotgun res its own thing
ember yew
stuff dies faster than infernus kicks in
spare talon
like gunners are the original source of so much chip damage and the resist almost completely removes that
median steeple
Makes gun Psyker even more op
keen wigeon
i like speedload because it's funny and i usually am fine with just ghost honestly
ivory marlin
yall fuck with this as my oled screen?
this is the original
languid rock
speedload is funny
median steeple
bro got pixelfied
languid rock
i was running a speedload recon lasgun for the focus penance
languid rock
crouching everywhere, getting my glute workout
median steeple
Fatshark release a good automatic las gun and my life is yours!
languid rock
why do you have 20 380 recons
keen wigeon
why not
languid rock
they're not all well distributed at least right
crisp furnace
Eventually
languid rock
well statistically they arent at least
but thats a lot of 380s even if it spawns for all 3 classes
crisp furnace
I buy anything 370 or higher
languid rock
i've noticed it doesnt like spawning high rating weapons for characters that are just level 30
crisp furnace
Just stockpiling
languid rock
i've noticed this on my shopping chars
languid rock
i think the curve keeps moving a little past level 30
crisp furnace
Until death for the funni skip on Sycorax
languid rock
hey that looks like a killin build
spare talon
hey that looks like a killin build
yeah thats what i mean, it has merit
but the curios are all that
lmao
plus when speedrunning, most missions you still have to have the ability to kill, not just move fast
and stamina overload means infinite push attacks
crisp furnace
Which uncanny make do funny number
keen wigeon
love stam boost with knife builds
languid rock
i want the damn crafting devlog so i know what to do with my resources
crisp furnace
I run triple stam on my speed builds
keen wigeon
real
crisp furnace
i want the damn crafting devlog so i know what to do with my resources
Watch them change Melk and end of mission and that’s it
languid rock
lmao
keen wigeon
want +3 stams on my alttttt but havent seen any yet
languid rock
they said "keep your bricks" so im expecting something
crisp furnace
I expect nothing
languid rock
even if its just wrench 3
crisp furnace
It’s FatShark
crisp furnace
gunner resist helps with the chip damage as youre in melee combat
also helps if ...
I’d run it if I was at dockets cap
languid rock
im not getting my hopes up for red quality or something
crisp furnace
Spent 17 mil in 2 days
spare talon
hey that looks like a killin build
this is the one i built for actual knife gameplay, same knife, but standard tough/gun res/stam regen/extra tough curios
but i play better with the speedrun one for literally no fucking reason
crisp furnace
For 3 375s
languid rock
probably vanish over charge is the biggest difference in playstyle
charge with knife feels weird as hell to me
completely different than with evisc
crisp furnace
this is the one i built for actual knife gameplay, same knife, but standard toug...
Pretty similar to my main
languid rock
For 3 375s
im convinced they made brunt more of a shitter like 2 patches before orthus
spare talon
probably vanish over charge is the biggest difference in playstyle
most likely, paired with most of my experience with knife is on shroud
i assumed id like fotf more cuz its literally what ive used most of my zealot playtime but i just dont vibe with it as much on knife for no reason
spare talon
atk speed cool but yeah feels weird
languid rock
you could always hold back while charging lol
spare talon
also instant bulwark removal with shroud goes so fucking crazy, makes my dclaw build seethe at the sight of it
languid rock
crisp furnace
Pls nerf stagger resistance on bulwark FatShark
keen wigeon
ayy
languid rock
i'll take the extra stagger res over forcefield any day
crisp furnace
<:pogryn:961977701533614130>
30% makes J7s or 3vegs 100k dockets
spare talon
<:pogryn:961977701533614130>
ive been at docket cap for a while, getting most zealot stuff from the cosmetic shop to continue earning more
never used docket curios ever
keen wigeon
got a knife with flesh tearer 4 and precog 4
languid rock
i play 8 characters on 4 classes no amount of resources is enough
vestal pine
lacerate
crisp furnace
Lacerate trash
languid rock
every time i get to a couple million dockets i blow it on crafting a new weapon
grizzled aspen
this is the original
"NO, MACHINE, DON'T PUT ME IN THE PIXEL DESTROYING DEVICE!"
ivory marlin
Lmao
vestal pine
lacerate time
grizzled aspen
<:pogryn:961977701533614130>
I'll fight you for it.
keen wigeon
also got +25% flak and +10% weakspot dmg on it
crisp furnace
lacerate time
Where’s your pfp from
keen wigeon
pretty nice knife so far
languid rock
i dont even have the dockets to buy items indiscriminately i have to look at their stats
crisp furnace
project wingman
Thought so
languid rock
project wegmans...
maiden path
yall fuck with this as my oled screen?
only u are gonna know what its from
grizzled aspen
i dont even have the dockets to buy items indiscriminately i have to look at the...
buy item
sub 60 stat
instantly scrap
crisp furnace
vestal pine
Thought so
tbh orange and plane is like only one
median steeple
really gotta get handcannon
maiden path
gotta do something distinct
median steeple
gambling time
ivory marlin
only u are gonna know what its from
Its ultrakill bbg
languid rock
melk sold me HC4 today
grizzled aspen
only u are gonna know what its from
He literally posted like 10s later that it's Gabriel from Ultrakill.
maiden path
no ones gonna know what the image is
ivory marlin
Yeah the image is from ultrakill
grizzled aspen
I don't even play the game and I know who Gabriel is.
spare talon
also got +25% flak and +10% weakspot dmg on it
weakspot damage is only the bonus from hitting the head, not the entire attack
grizzled aspen
Ultrakill is meme'd that hard.
languid rock
now MY pfp is deep lore
maiden path
its not distinct enough
ivory marlin
no ones gonna know what the image is
The keyboard screen is only for me
maiden path
its 2 messy
grizzled aspen
Ok JJK pfp.
ivory marlin
I found a silly cat image
vestal pine
https://tenor.com/view/project-wingman-gif-24050568
tfw never realized that only superplane that canonically attach all 3 superweapons at the same time is ADFX-01(well maybe ADF-11F but that only has two so shut) and this bullshit of a plane
maiden path
Ok JJK pfp.
who are u talking about......................
keen wigeon
weakspot damage is only the bonus from hitting the head, not the entire attack
not the entire attack?
ivory marlin
its 2 messy
This better?
maiden path
This better?
yes
grizzled aspen
It's close enough to a JJK frame that that's what it is now.
I don't make the rules.
maiden path
dats distinct
crisp furnace
Ok JJK pfp.
grizzled aspen
Anywho, you gotta be well versed in meme knowledge to know specifically what my pfp frog is.
median steeple
maiden path
jjk looks like this
median steeple
is it that fucking small frog
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/bruh-meme-face-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-gif-1679447526580806054
Why tf does he look like he's from whoville?
grizzled aspen
is it that fucking small frog
What's his name?
median steeple
I didn't even know it had a name
languid rock
its the frog that screams
grizzled aspen
He's named in the meme.
He's the Sauce Boss. (he's sitting on a packet of mcdonald's sauce)
median steeple
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693362593758445608/1252022505388900429/ss...
@sterile stone
languid rock
it was recut maybe ten million times
ivory marlin
Anywho, you gotta be well versed in meme knowledge to know specifically what my ...
Its the frog that has a butt
median steeple
I was thinking of a diff frog then
crisp furnace
Wuji
languid rock
you should read hajime no ippo like your ancestors
maiden path
ooo takaba my goat
grizzled aspen
Here's the full.
maiden path
you should read hajime no ippo like your ancestors
IPPPPPPPO
crisp furnace
ooo takaba my goat
Trash arc
maiden path
spare talon
not the entire attack?
say you do 100 damage to the body, and 140 to the head
you wouldnt do 154 damage to the head, youd deal 144 damage to the head with the perk
since the 40 (headshot bonus) is what is being increased, not the total damage of the attack
maiden path
IPPO
vestal pine
anyone tried a skillless build
crisp furnace
anyone tried a skillless build
Yeah
languid rock
every time im level 1
keen wigeon
say you do 100 damage to the body, and 140 to the head
you wouldnt do 154 damage...
oh i see
vestal pine
say you do 100 damage to the body, and 140 to the head
you wouldnt do 154 damage...
very fun mechanic
maiden path
I LOVE HAjime no ippo!!!!! :DDDDDDD
crisp furnace
I did a level 1 3veg
keen wigeon
oh well, i do like it still since it's t4 but maybe thats just copium
crisp furnace
The two pubs were screaming at me
keen wigeon
serving me well so far
vestal pine
lacerate yaaaaay
keen wigeon
might put riposte on it, i have flesh tearer on my main anyways
grizzled aspen
I LOVE HAjime no ippo!!!!! :DDDDDDD
Didn't watch or read it but I did like Megalobox, might try watching this now.
steel agate
as a guy with from my knowing 900 trust level on the vet, even i dont know every...
i just rechecked this with a friend im 137 as of typin this, sorry for the cappin 
idk how i got 900 outta just being shy past 100
maiden path
ippo!!!!!!!!!!!
crisp furnace
lacerate yaaaaay
grizzled aspen
idk how i got 900 outta just being shy past 100
Brain scrambled egg.
sterile stone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693362593758445608/1252022505388900429/ss...
A typical tuesday round these parts
But replace cigs with booze or fent
median steeple
I wish to spend my whole paycheck on booze as well
I sympathize with the homeless
ivory marlin
Hi argus
median steeple
I mix vodka with lemonade a lot of the time
maiden path
aoough
maiden path
hole in his gut
ivory marlin
I dont understand the hype either
median steeple
I'm mainly a smoker than a drinker
maiden path
chat u need 2 watch ippo.........
sterile stone
I mix vodka with lemonade a lot of the time
Like Mike's lemonade?
ivory marlin
Im probably never gonna drink either
median steeple
what the FUCK is mikes lemonade
ivory marlin
Or smoke week the smell gives me an awful awful headache
crisp furnace
On Fridays I play the darktide drinking game
ivory marlin
Alcohol just doesn’t seem fun
crisp furnace
Die, fail mission or go down, drink
vestal pine
i wish brittleness was more prominnet
median steeple
alcohol is only really fun with others who are drinking
ivory marlin
alcohol is only really fun with others who are drinking
Last person who was drunk around me did stuff to me so im not a big fan of that idea
sterile stone
alcohol is only really fun with others who are drinking
See eddies are fun with others cause the conversations are fucking hilarious
maiden path
sterile stone
You ever just look someone in the eyes
ivory marlin
No
sterile stone
And you both just bust out laughing
crisp furnace
You after a auric maelstrom
Hell yeah
sterile stone
Thems the vibes
maiden path
any metallica fans in chat
sterile stone
any metallica fans in chat
Best I can do is Freddy Dredd
median steeple
are people still quitting pub AMs for the title?
maiden path
Best I can do is Freddy Dredd
:(
crisp furnace
Sucks to be called into work when I’m 18 shots in
ivory marlin
any metallica fans in chat
I bet these guys are
crisp furnace
are people still quitting pub AMs for the title?
Yes
delicate shadow
Thems the vibes
hell yeah
maiden path
I bet these guys are
yea well ducks cant enjoy metallica
ivory marlin
Hi aquila
maiden path
they dont have earholes to listen to the bass
sterile stone
Yes
This is why I kinda don't wanna get back into Darktide
I don't wanna have to keep playing musical teammates
When one goes down
delicate shadow
yeah bruv love being a fan of one of the bands responsible for ultra shitty DMCA laws
maiden path
any iron maiden fans in chat
ivory marlin
yea well ducks cant enjoy metallica
Gatekeeper sounding ass
crisp furnace
I have repeatedly said it should be reset for everyone
crisp furnace
And a condition be added that alt f4 resets your progress
maiden path
yeah bruv love being a fan of one of the bands responsible for ultra shitty DMCA...
they made load
all is forgiven
crisp furnace
I’d write that patch myself
sterile stone
I have repeatedly said it should be reset for everyone
My issue with this
Any team based penance like the no downs one
median steeple
fuck that I don't re earn it again shit was annoying doing it legit
sterile stone
If hell if you don't have friends who play darktide
sterile stone
That shit took me like 5 days
maiden path
median steeple
funnily enough the no down penance was piss easy
crisp furnace
Took me 2
delicate shadow
https://tenor.com/view/succession-tom-executive-level-business-gif-24971310
been watching this show with the missus, fuckin' wild
sterile stone
been watching this show with the missus, fuckin' wild
My sister loves this show
Last I saw of it
The son was being a dick to some random kid
delicate shadow
it's super fucked up but so funny
sterile stone
And they gave his family hush money
crisp furnace
funnily enough the no down penance was piss easy
Got it playing a pub
Just healed the weakest player
sterile stone
There's alot of shows I wanna get into
I just don't feel like dumping money into like 8 billion streaming services
delicate shadow
I recently finished rewatching breaking bad and better call saul
median steeple
The last thing the sniper sees before I cave its skull in
sterile stone
That was a good fucking show
I would reccomend Into the Badlands
But I only watched like 2 episodes
And the show threw me off
Like time period wise
It was like a futuristic post apoc western
In the South
delicate shadow
yeah every streaming service be like "we need to raise our prices in this market we saturated and ruined because we wanted to make more money"
maiden path
I recently finished rewatching breaking bad and better call saul
i remember having to talk with my economics teacher for like 10 minutes as to why I was sleeping so much in class, i wasn't sleeping 80% of the time I was just watching bcs on my phone
just hidden behind my arms
and head down
shit hurt my eyes
sterile stone
yeah every streaming service be like "we need to raise our prices in this market...
I just wanted to watch the fallout show man
delicate shadow
wait you were in high school when BCS was airing?
sterile stone
I'm tired of watching snippets
maiden path
wait you were in high school when BCS was airing?
yes!!!!!
delicate shadow
christ
maiden path
shit came out in 2015...
delicate shadow
I graduated in 2013
delicate shadow
I'm 28 this year
median steeple
listen I cant say what I want to say about shows and internet here but.... yeah do that instead of paying for a billion services
sterile stone
I grad in 2015
sterile stone
I'm 28 this year
AYE SAME
crisp furnace
Ancients
maiden path
what the fuck i graduated in 2024
sterile stone
Atleast I'm dodging the 18-26 draft
The moment they come to my door
I'm grabbing a cane
crisp furnace
I’m immune to the draft
sterile stone
And hunching over
crisp furnace
delicate shadow
my way out of the draft is I'm way too ADHD to be trusted with ordnance of any kind
crisp furnace
Cushy gov contractor jobs
maiden path
i saved a american military edit dude they're coming to get me day 1
sterile stone
Cushy gov contractor jobs
Speaking of this
There is or was a really awsome dude in here
median steeple
is it normal to feel like you've done nothing so far? idk I turned 20 3 weeks ago and Im not vibing with it 
sterile stone
I dunno if he left or not
But he was a former PMC
Bro said that shit sucked hard
crisp furnace
I work for Raytheon
sterile stone
is it normal to feel like you've done nothing so far? idk I turned 20 3 weeks ag...
That happens
crisp furnace
They can’t poach me
sterile stone
Breeh
median steeple
bro is the MIC
sterile stone
is it normal to feel like you've done nothing so far? idk I turned 20 3 weeks ag...
You learn as you get older the main thing you gotta worry about is what makes you happy
Like I learned chasing these extreme dreams of riches and fame ain't more than likely gonna happen
So I settle by just accepting the smaller, nicer things in life.
median steeple
crisp furnace
I don’t want fame I just want to have fun
median steeple
Understandable
sterile stone
I use to want to be famous
median steeple
The shit thing is everything is so expensive
sterile stone
Then I realized once you become famous
You aren't a person anymore
You're an object
oak delta
Only if you sell out
crisp furnace
I’m an object anyway
delicate shadow
oh dude the economy fuckin' sucks, like definitely do not blame yourself for that
sterile stone
Only if you sell out
That's true
delicate shadow
the malaise is systemic
sterile stone
oh dude the economy fuckin' sucks, like definitely do not blame yourself for tha...
This
oak delta
Keenu reeves ain’t an object and he’s famous af
maiden path
my first ordinance as god would be making dr pepper as safe as water
oak delta
And people say climate change isn’t real
delicate shadow
I remember years ago when a cup of coffee was $2, now it's $8
crisp furnace
And people say climate change isn’t real
I wonder exactly how much my job generates in co2
sterile stone
Keenu reeves ain’t an object and he’s famous af
He also doesn't do alot of social media from what I remember
median steeple
mfs be like "climate change aint real!" BRO THERE WAS NO SNOW UNTIL JAN
I remember when I didnt need AC
crisp furnace
Given that I flew from the UK to Virginia yesterday and back to sign something
delicate shadow
fast food is as expensive as sushi used to be
oak delta
man’s over here on that Taylor swift joy riding
sterile stone
fast food is as expensive as sushi used to be <:Guarded:972247035128447086>
I saw something on this
crisp furnace
The planes suck
sterile stone
Like a dude was ordering a big mac
crisp furnace
It’s always some fucking c130
sterile stone
And the burger alone with no meal was like $10
ember yew
I remember when I didnt need AC
median steeple
me asf
maiden path
arghh mateys.... over me portside I be hearing a the wonderful singing of a fair lass.. shall I turn me ship around to see who be making such a sound?
median steeple
tepid dome
Given that I flew from the UK to Virginia yesterday and back to sign something
Where did you fly into? Norfolk International? I've seen loads of rats in the fake plants near the luggage carousel.
sterile stone
I'd love to see what life is like on a boat
But man
That fear of the ocean
And if that damn thing sinks
maiden path
arghh mateys.... over me portside I be hearing a the wonderful singing of a fair...
i turned me ship around and now me pants are wet...... we are sinking.........
crisp furnace
Where did you fly into? Norfolk International? I've seen loads of rats in the fa...
Ye
ivory marlin
That fear of the ocean
Realest thing youve ever said
delicate shadow
And the burger alone with no meal was like $10
yeah it's fucked, food that is made out of literal sludge is now $10
maiden path
arrrgh........
crisp furnace
Rare time I didn’t have to fly in some Air Force plane carrying cargo
delicate shadow
I've been sailing, got caught in a storm, was pretty fun aside from it being fuckin' cold af
ivory marlin
yeah it's fucked, food that is made out of literal sludge is now $10 <:KEKW_ogry...
I remember a time when McDonalds was decent quality cheap food
Now its shitty quality expensive food
maiden path
I remember a time when McDonalds was decent quality cheap food
that shit was never quality
that shit is chicken knees and cow gristle
ivory marlin
It was better quality than it is now
spare talon
I graduated in 2013 <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
i was 11 years old then 
ivory marlin
I graduated in 2013 <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Damn
crisp furnace
I was 14
ivory marlin
I was
delicate shadow
i was 11 years old then <:kys:1037141752450138284>
tepid dome
You definitely were
crisp furnace
Was he though
keen wigeon
was 14 during may of that year
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/growing-old-getting-old-grow-old-old-man-becoming-old-gif...
i continue to be the tiniest member in chat
except jail, he isnt real
median steeple
bro I was 9 in 2013 god damn
crisp furnace
bro I was 9 in 2013 god damn
Second child in chat
maiden path
old ass men in chat
ivory marlin
Only old person is argus
maiden path
i was 8 in 2013
keen wigeon
I'm a literal decade older than some of you
dont forget to take ur daily calcium supplements
heheh
spare talon
bro I was 9 in 2013 god damn
wha
im older than you??
crisp furnace
There’s some 40 year olds around here
sterile stone
Only old person is argus
ivory marlin
i was 8 in 2013
Damn you are a year older than me
median steeple
wha
im older than you??
surprisingly yes
delicate shadow
dont forget to take ur daily calcium supplements
I'm doing yoga so my joints don't cease up 
maiden path
Damn you are a year older than me
ur like 40
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/fighting-call-of-duty-black-ops-cold-war-warzone-combat-g...
I doubt you could pull that move with your age and my youth and vigor
median steeple
god I missed them
sterile stone
There’s some 40 year olds around here
Before I migrated to pc, I would game with a older lady in her 50s
ivory marlin
ur like 40
No?
spare talon
surprisingly yes
crisp furnace
Speaking of children @plush estuary
spare talon
(ignore than im only 21)
ivory marlin
Cole you are 3 years older than me
maiden path
where my ippo fans at
sterile stone
Only Ip I know of is Ip man
ivory marlin
Little mac better
ivory marlin
Nuh uh
vernal terrace
where my ippo fans at
ippo started in 1989 you are ancient buddy
maiden path
yea huh
median steeple
tepid dome
where my ippo fans at
People just put Tame Impala over any anime short nowadays SMH
ivory marlin
Hey i drew smth like that piece of art before
maiden path
thats how i was amde
sterile stone
Hey i drew smth like that piece of art before
And then you sent it to me
ivory marlin
Yep :)
spare talon
People just put Tame Impala over any anime short nowadays SMH
https://youtu.be/3aSUfm-HGF4?si=ooy7434n1jy_G5gR
this is the best one though
ivory marlin
Bro have you like heard of tame impala?
delicate shadow
Tame Impala isn't trustworthy
ivory marlin
Hold on i got the copy pasta sonewhere
delicate shadow
he's australian
ivory marlin
Have you like, heard of TAME IMAPLA bro, the MUSICAL PSYCHEDELIC POP-ROCK project completely made by musical jesus god KELVIN PARKHR HIMSELF. It’s NOT A BAND bro, Kelvin Purker plays and records all the instruments himself bro, with no one else to help him bro, he hires another band for live shows bro. Also innerspeaker and Lonerism is life bro, nothing can compare to that masterpiece bro, fucking Currents fans are the normies bro, they’ll never fully appreciate the work of art that is big dunga-energy Kelvin Parker bro.
maiden path
i have another tame impala edit
maiden path
where my baki fans at
ivory marlin
What is baki even about beb
sterile stone
I wonder what was NASA's reaction to finding the planet of Australia and all the different wild life there
maiden path
What is baki even about beb
must kil father
crisp furnace
sterile stone
I thought the show was about apple fritters
ivory marlin
Same
maiden path
ivory marlin
:D
delicate shadow
tepid dome
Never seen Baki, is it any good?
ivory marlin
No clue
maiden path
jacks literally a 8 foot tall christan canadian man bumming around in japan so he can kill his dad
ivory marlin
Ask beb
ivory marlin
Damn
sterile stone
So the show is basically
sterile stone
Steroids are recreational
maiden path
HE'S SO COOL
sterile stone
And eveyone uses them
ivory marlin
Damn
maiden path
Steroids are recreational
no the steroids kill him
he literally vomits them all up and almost dies
jack didnt stop training because he was so pissed at his dad for killing his mom so he never ate or shit
so he was frail
ivory marlin
Beb my question about the whole “gotta kill dad” thing
maiden path
so he did steroids
maiden path
Beb my question about the whole “gotta kill dad” thing
what was da question
ivory marlin
what was da question
Where does the caveman fit into that
sterile stone
These are ACME level story plots I swear
maiden path
Where does the caveman fit into that
idk!
ive read that arc
its because uhh
i think right before pickle arc baki 'beat' yujiro
so his story is over
jacks probably gonna kill yujiro and die
and then it'll end
ivory marlin
These answers only leave me with more questions
maiden path
they're just doing shit to fill time
sterile stone
I can't take a show about people beating each other to death
When a pickle is a plot point
ivory marlin
Are you jack, beb?
maiden path
THATS LIKE 30 FEET TALL
delicate shadow
Anime out here with characters named ishimaru kazimano and kasake jujiomata with one rando white character called john smith
sterile stone
I mean that hasn't stopped humanite
maiden path
Anime out here with characters named ishimaru kazimano and kasake jujiomata with...
jacks a white guy from canada!!!
sterile stone
There's surg out there now to make yourself taller
maiden path
it makes sense!!
maiden path
its like 3 inches
sterile stone
5*
maiden path
if i got to be 8 feet fucking tall with no downsides i'd take it
delicate shadow
get leg extension surgery and synthol muscle injections (do not do this)
sterile stone
get leg extension surgery and synthol muscle injections (do not do this)
Speaking of
Have you seen Russian Popeye
delicate shadow
https://youtu.be/veaKOM1HYAw?si=uuMzuQ66apT0jJ7o
amazing
ivory marlin
What
sterile stone
But for your arms
delicate shadow
Have you seen Russian Popeye
yeah my first thought was "yeah this would be in Russia wouldn't it"
maiden path
i love baki
only anime that just has a real persons son get the shit kicked outof them
ivory marlin
What are you on about
sterile stone
Yeah
delicate shadow
yeah it's fucked, he's permanently damaged from doing that to himself as well
ivory marlin
That looks so painful
sterile stone
Can't he drain it out?
median steeple
is my bro smuggling watermelons?
delicate shadow
Can't he drain it out?
he'll be forced to eventually to not die of infection, but yeah it's damage from having fuckin' synthetic oil where it should never be
ivory marlin
Yeah that just doesn’t seem like a good idea
ivory marlin
🤢
delicate shadow
bros out here injecting their arms with carcinogens instead of just going to the gym and getting therapy
ivory marlin
People are strange
sterile stone
ornate bone
HOW DOES HE PUT ON THE FUCKING T-SHIRT
ivory marlin
Dear god
delicate shadow
I legit don't understand the value in having "muscles" that don't actually work
ivory marlin
It looks like hes about to pop
obsidian prairie
It doesn’t even look convincing
delicate shadow
oh god the shirt
sterile stone
But this shit looks monsterous
obsidian prairie
He just looks dumb
ivory marlin
oh god the shirt
Dont tread on me
obsidian prairie
Dont tread on me
(I will pop)
ivory marlin
Real
sterile stone
I wonder if he has to take cold showers
delicate shadow
he's obvs got issues, like I feel bad for the dude but at the same time there's a point where you're just choosing to be self-destructive
sterile stone
Like I feel like oil and hot water wouldn't mix too well
ivory marlin
Oh my god imagine a hot summers day
ornate bone
I don't even understand it
delicate shadow
iirc he tried arm wrestling a guy and started leaking
ivory marlin
EW
sterile stone
iirc he tried arm wrestling a guy and started leaking
Please no
Oh my god I ust ate
ornate bone
There's a lot of people who range from not looking bad to actually being good-looking
delicate shadow
which is just...man if that ain't enough of a sign to get help then there's no helping ya
ornate bone
And they do shit like this
ivory marlin
💀
median steeple
bros out here injecting their arms with carcinogens instead of just going to the...
tbf I rather rant about the bull and the bear than go to therapy
ivory marlin
Id rather buy warhammer and mtg instead of therapy
delicate shadow
I was in therapy and then I moved countries and have no benefits
ivory marlin
Damn
delicate shadow
don't get me wrong
ivory marlin
Im pretty good help ive been told
delicate shadow
when I say I appreciate y'all
ivory marlin
Also tryna get into social science to be a social worker
delicate shadow
but if this is my new therapy I am doomed
sterile stone
Also tryna get into social science to be a social worker
I got one more pic for you
ivory marlin
:(
sterile stone
They got bigger
ivory marlin
Aquila can i post a pic i drew of amogus kissing to lighten the mood?
delicate shadow
ok ngl if I was gonna do weirdo synthol shit
I'd 100% put it in a muscle that makes zero sense
ivory marlin
Tongue
sterile stone
Jelly back
royal vortex
inflate those ankles
sterile stone
Just walk around with a camel hump
delicate shadow
massive eyebrow muscles
maiden path
does anyone watch ufc
royal vortex
sexiest man alive in the victorian era
ivory marlin
massive eyebrow muscles
Youd look neanderthal
sterile stone
does anyone watch ufc
I stopped after what happened to Anderson Silva
delicate shadow
according my 23&me I have 33% more neanderthal dna than average
ivory marlin
I don’t watch shows much anymore unless its with other people so nah
delicate shadow
so really I'm just returning to tradition
royal vortex
according my 23&me I have 33% more neanderthal dna than average
does ur turkish ancestry provide any extra wolf dna
ivory marlin
according my 23&me I have 33% more neanderthal dna than average
23&me said i was related to a viking named “EvilHeart” and he was “killed by dark magic”
royal vortex
that reads weird out of context
maiden path
the last ufc fight i cared about was sean strickland vs israel
royal vortex
doesnt get much better with context
maiden path
shit had me saluting the tv screen
delicate shadow
does ur turkish ancestry provide any extra wolf dna
there are 2 wolves inside me
maiden path
god bless america and god bless sean strickland
ivory marlin
Hi josho
royal vortex
shalom
ivory marlin
How goes
sterile stone
23&me said i was related to a viking named “EvilHeart” and he was “killed by dar...
I can only imagine what mine might say
royal vortex
poorly
sterile stone
"Trapped in a well at 10"
ivory marlin
I can only imagine what mine might say
Im also related to king longshanks so if any of you are scotts im sorry
delicate shadow
I got no scotts, just irish, english and turk
royal vortex
Be safe josho
i will cut back on the paint huffing
delicate shadow
a literal king of england
ivory marlin
He was also called “fiend of the scotts” or smth like that
ivory marlin
He hated scottish people
sterile stone
What
ivory marlin
Am i in this troop
sterile stone
I still have no idea what the fuck they are
royal vortex
ivory marlin
CAR
delicate shadow
perogies are fuckin' amazing
median steeple
fuck with perogies
ivory marlin
Josho are you naturally that pasty white or it just camera magic
sterile stone
Josho are you naturally that pasty white or it just camera magic
I spit out my air
God dammit
median steeple
ivory marlin
Or is that part of the car
royal vortex
i am triracial according to some acquaintances
ivory marlin
2014 is 3 months away
royal vortex
(the truth is much sadder)
median steeple
Dude
royal vortex
i look incredibly white except to one sicillian restaurant owner who correctly profiled me as romani
ivory marlin
Dang
sterile stone
i look incredibly white except to one sicillian restaurant owner who correctly p...
Aren't you Slavic?
spare talon
Josho are you naturally that pasty white or it just camera magic
kez says to me in vc "josho giving me a run for my money on how fucking white he is"
ivory marlin
Lmao
royal vortex
Aren't you Slavic?
not at all
royal vortex
i am one half colonizer one half colonizee (but in the weird way)
delicate shadow
I get by without getting profiled until I enter an airport and then I get a free involuntary physical exam
sterile stone
Im like light tannish brown
I and at the twilight of being too white to be classified as brown and too brown to be classified as white
median steeple
i am one half colonizer one half colonizee (but in the weird way)
besties
ivory marlin
I and at the twilight of being too white to be classified as brown and too brown...
Real
sterile stone
i am one half colonizer one half colonizee (but in the weird way)
Word
spare talon
i am one half colonizer one half colonizee (but in the weird way)
josho what the actual fuck does this even mean
ivory marlin
I think im there too ngl
median steeple
Being part inuit with part scot and english
ivory marlin
I apologize for what my ancestor did to your Scottish ancestors
He probably killed one of them
sterile stone
Imagine being related to Vlad the Impaler
delicate shadow
there's a non-zero chance my ancestors pasted eachother in ww1
ivory marlin
Damn
delicate shadow
so that's always odd to think about
royal vortex
josho what the actual fuck does this even mean
my great grandma has the numbers assigned to her at a concentration camp tattooed on her
ivory marlin
Idk much of my ancestry on my dads side
royal vortex
however on the other hand on my dads side theyre all basically generic british isles dwellers
ivory marlin
I might be related to some nobles because of my last name but idk
delicate shadow
most people are related to nobility at some point
sterile stone
however on the other hand on my dads side theyre all basically generic british i...
Well atleast you don't have Brit teeth
Right
?
??
royal vortex
look i got fucked by genetics in a lot of ways
ivory marlin
most people are related to nobility at some point
Yeah but it would be interesting if both on my dad and moms side im related to nobles and royalty
And evilheart
I hope i can meet him in the afterlife
Sounds dope as hell
delicate shadow
I started going grey at 16 :)))
royal vortex
my family has a lineage of full heads of hair
ivory marlin
Might name my kids after my great great great ancestor evilheart
sterile stone
my family has a lineage of full heads of hair
AYEEee
sterile stone
I started going grey at 16 :)))
Stress do that
I panicked when I got my first grey hair last year
ivory marlin
I have a widows peak that makes me look like im balding
delicate shadow
widows peak gang
royal vortex
my eyes are terrible for seeing but theyre cool to look at
since theyre different colors
ivory marlin
My hair is also shedding like crazy recently
delicate shadow
i saw that
sterile stone
since theyre different colors
You've got heterochromia?
ivory marlin
If i bald at 18 and cant even grow a beard yet ima cry
maiden path
obamna
royal vortex
the problem with heterochromia is 95% of its representation is catgirls
royal vortex
You've got heterochromia?
tis true
ivory marlin
Wait josho that’s actually pretty interesting tho
delicate shadow
the problem with heterochromia is 95% of its representation is catgirls
dw these days it's 50% people who took volo's replacement eye
royal vortex
Are you like glasses bound?
sort of
sterile stone
The only other thing that could beat that is Amber colored eyes and those are fucking RAAAARE
royal vortex
one eye is green and the other is blue
median steeple
dw these days it's 50% people who took volo's replacement eye
I let volo take my eye because I would trust him with anything
ivory marlin
My eyes are shit brown
median steeple
I wish there was more of him
delicate shadow
I let volo take my eye because I would trust him with anything
so true
ivory marlin
I let volo take my eye because I would trust him with anything
You did that i let him do it cuz i wanted a lobotomy
sterile stone
I wish to be tall
ivory marlin
We are not the same
ivory marlin
I wish to be tall
How tall are you?
sterile stone
How tall are you?
That's classified info
ivory marlin
I think im 5’9” 5’10”