#zealot-class

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obtuse stirrup
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I heard the 7 was the one with the cleaving strike down on H1

placid fiber
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elite isn't a bad perk

grizzled aspen
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If I had to choose a bad perk... crit chance.

placid fiber
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elite is a decent perk for the thammers

placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
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I wanna try that one at some point, but I am a IX stan

vestal pine
obtuse stirrup
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(Not that Stan, the other one)

grizzled aspen
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Mainly due to the one talent above piety.

placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
grizzled aspen
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Melee crits restore like 2.5% ability recharge or whatever it does.

vestal pine
placid fiber
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Personally I prefer the 6's vertical heavy 1

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The 9 has that, but, then it chains heavies 2 and 3 :/

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where as the 6 has a heavy 2 that does the same damage as the heavy 1 :\

grizzled aspen
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What even is special about the heavy sword special attack, anyway?

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I only use it as a combo reset to go back into h1.

placid fiber
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it is for staggering

vestal pine
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it stuns

quaint verge
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@left iron I need an adult.

placid fiber
grizzled aspen
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Well yeah, I was doing that anyway just for the combo reset back into h1.

placid fiber
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You haven't suffered until you were the last one alive and forced to deal with 3 crushers and a bunch of other shit T_T

grizzled aspen
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Didn't know its purpose was for "stagger."

placid fiber
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with a heavy 6

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and iirc an autopistol and shroudfield

grizzled aspen
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Try heavy 9 and a flamer vs a gang of (I shit you not) 16 flak ragers.

placid fiber
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That was my clutch build, which uses shroudfield(Thankfully no longer loner, anymore)

grizzled aspen
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And you're out of grenades.

placid fiber
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I don't use grenades, on almost every build, because I forget to use them. I use the throwing knives, which I somehow remember to use...

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I have the "save the nade for clutching" mindset... but I forget to use the nades even while clutching, sometimes :/

grizzled aspen
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I have the opposite problem. I'll see a gunner set his sights on me and run directly at him instead of nailing him with a knife.

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As for grenades, I don't use immolation grenades.

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Only sunstorm.

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And I only use those to get revives off.

placid fiber
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I have the stun nades specifically on my martyrdom builds

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since you get the -40% damage taken to damage that does a wound or more in damage talent

grizzled aspen
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The Emperor Protects, I think that talent is called.

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It's quite nice.

placid fiber
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I love the main martyrdom build I use, since it has chastise. I also have 172 toughness on it. :3

grizzled aspen
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Do you take the 2nd use node as well?

placid fiber
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All it costed me was 1 wound curio for a toughness one instead

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On my main marty build I take twbs, the death defy, the 15% toughness dr aura, the 1st 3 talents in the top middle path, and martyrdom

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with the one bonus damage as you keep hitting talent

safe glade
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On martyrdom I love the talent which restores toughness on a heavy attack kill. That plus an evis with momentum on it and EWEW is crazy toughness sustain

grizzled aspen
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I straight shoot down the left path and then take every first talent to each keystone, then go down to get martyr.

placid fiber
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My martyrdom build is built around my playstyle, and I am a panic gamer. I do better while panicking, and I also panic a lot easier

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So I have a Rashad for my melee and an autopistol with inspiring barrage for my ranged

safe glade
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Lol

placid fiber
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not because I think the autopistol is good, it sucks

grizzled aspen
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Have you considered not panicking?

safe glade
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I have the inspiring barrage autopistol as well on my marty build xd

placid fiber
grizzled aspen
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I mean, just develop a better mindset under pressure.

obtuse stirrup
grizzled aspen
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I'll be literally assaulted by every special on the map and still be cool as a cucumber.

placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
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For single target you can H1 blockcancel or V H1

placid fiber
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As strange as that sounds

grizzled aspen
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Then again I hear absolutely nothing going on in the game because I've got powerwolf blaring in my ears.

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Sermon of swords goes hard when youre clutching like a mf.

placid fiber
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I react faster, act faster, make a bit more mistakes, and clutch WAY better when completely panicked

obtuse stirrup
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Plus 9 with a Zarona and an eyepatch = pirate queen cosplay

safe glade
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How can you play when you cant hear shit stalking up behind u

grizzled aspen
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Head is on a swivel.

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Plus I use spidey sense mod.

placid fiber
grizzled aspen
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The only things that I have turned on in that mod are trappers and dogs.

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Oh, and daemonhosts.

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Not like I could hear them without the music anyway.

placid fiber
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Welp I'm gonna do something that will result in pain and sadness, in ror2, wish me luck!

grizzled aspen
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Woe, 48 bustling fungus upon ye.

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Or whatever that item is.

placid fiber
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I am using glass and command(command just to see how glass is, before I do the game without command and on glass)

grizzled aspen
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I have no idea what that means.

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I just remember one of my buddies talking about this game saying he had almost every item drop be bustling fungus.

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I assume said item is bad.

frosty herald
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lebron james reportedly takes bungus on engineer

frosty herald
placid fiber
grizzled aspen
placid fiber
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I'll do that on my next run, for the lulz

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I'm also gonna remove command, since I think this is doable without it.

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I'm gonna go try to kill the voidling, or w/e it's called

hushed knoll
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You were asking about a drive through dairy barn that closed down and I told you I could take a picture of it

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Then I said something about ice unrelated to you

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And I went OMG ICE

left iron
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What

hushed knoll
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Was I not clear

woeful flame
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hmm which weapons are very good for zealot?

ember yew
woeful flame
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how about thunder hammer?

ember yew
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I prefer Crucis, some people like Ironhelm

placid fiber
hushed knoll
ember yew
placid fiber
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nvm I won

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Now I'm gonna remove command

nimble fiber
hushed knoll
nimble fiber
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what

vestal pine
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i have played mk15 evi again

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perfect strike shred

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and i remember why i forgot about this, its fucking slow

polar nexus
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Oh me too? But not perfect strike.

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You know what. I felt the same

fleet zealot
polar nexus
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Even with momentum or martyrdom.

vestal pine
fleet zealot
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The 10% +20% from fotf 10 second buff

polar nexus
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It was bearable but go

fleet zealot
vestal pine
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even with +30% its slow as fuck tbh

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anyway just fun to infini-charge really

polar nexus
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L3 or l4 is slower iirc

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For no reason

hushed knoll
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
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God dammit I accidentally sprayed ketchup at the wall

nimble fiber
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,,accidentally"

fleet zealot
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Good morning kindred

nimble fiber
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these cereals kinda look like fish food ngl

nimble fiber
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don't have those here I don't think

fleet zealot
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Idk why it popped up when i search fruity pebbles

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That’s probably for the best american cereals be unhealthy asf

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Shit loved cookie crisp as a kid and those were just mini chocolate chip cookies

nimble fiber
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cookie crisps were quite nice

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or nougat bits are also fire

vestal pine
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i should stop watching warhammer dude

fleet zealot
vestal pine
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i forgor what buyild to take with infinite charge mk154

nimble fiber
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I want more dungeon meshi emotes but Im to lazy to make somenoooo

nimble fiber
vestal pine
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lesgoo 212

sterile stone
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@ivory marlin

obtuse stirrup
vestal pine
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used to drop second wind and dualist and got the two nodes there

obtuse stirrup
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Might be able to squeeze points out of twbs dance of death to grab backstab cdr too

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I mean if you are really able to recharge FotF that fast

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Second wind ends up unnecessary

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I wouldn't drop duelist though

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It's a huge steroid

vestal pine
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ye

fleet zealot
obtuse stirrup
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I love my doubles on my crusher tbh lol

nimble fiber
obtuse stirrup
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But my crusher doesn't have piety

sterile stone
nimble fiber
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did u watch choomah island 3 - denouement?

fleet zealot
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Anyways it’s ttrpg day

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Time to continue the path of absolute bullying my own character

nimble fiber
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at the end of the episode quinton reads a farewell letter from big lez

fleet zealot
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Bard of lore into warlock hexblade blade pact

vestal pine
fleet zealot
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Spamming relic just kills your dps

vestal pine
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its about sending the message

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that the toughness is golden

vestal pine
spiral anvil
safe glade
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They should add pulsing dmg to relic

sterile stone
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Why does everyone hate Clarance

nimble fiber
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haha good question

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maybe because he created the choomas

sterile stone
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Mans my fav

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Ole happy dried up raisin creature

vestal pine
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i still have zero idea why spamming relic is harder than vet spamming voc

nimble fiber
nimble fiber
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watch it again, can highly recommend it

sterile stone
vestal pine
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i know

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im joking

sterile stone
vestal pine
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its stupid how vet can get away with it

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and voc lasts 15 seconds too

sterile stone
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I remember trying to see how much overtoughness I could build up spamming VoC with the 20% CD auric

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Got to like 200 overtoughness

ornate bone
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God forbid you look into how fucking weakspot damage formula works what a fucking meme

ornate bone
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Psykanium is a lie, trial it in game. Fatshark forgot to make it all backstabs so cooldown only procs on crit when it enters the formula outside of that it has no interactions

north sedge
modern lintel
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No shot

hushed agate
fleet fractal
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He becomes a zealot main

shy onyx
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I mean zealots are really good for melee and stuff

fleet fractal
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Hand-to-hand combat

drowsy steppe
median steeple
ornate bone
ornate bone
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nah

rough galleon
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Nocturnal aest gang

spare dome
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your car horn

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should be as loud in your stupid fucking car

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as it is outside your stupid fucking car

drowsy steppe
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the zealot femboy jokes is a dead horse trope

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move the fuck on, dont get stuck in the past bozo

left iron
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Mal, e-wife is a relic of the past NODDERS

drowsy steppe
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so true

ivory marlin
ornate bone
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whats this about zealot femboys

drowsy steppe
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dont worry about it

rough galleon
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They underwent zealot twinkdeath

obtuse stirrup
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Very much alive and also not a horse

sterile stone
ivory marlin
sterile stone
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I sleep when the sun is up

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I wake up when it’s down

median steeple
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bolt pistol save me

ivory marlin
fleet fractal
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What did femboy zealots do to u lmao

ornate bone
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where are the femboy zealots

fleet fractal
median steeple
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griddle me this

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the urge to play darktide is low but the urge to gamble on darktide is high

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I hope we get a blog post sometime this or next week

ornate bone
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playing stupid ass missions šŸ‘Ž
hitting the slots šŸ‘

obtuse stirrup
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Thank autism for keeping me twinky well into my 30s

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Limited facial expressions go brrrrrrrrrr

ornate bone
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autism coming in clutch when you need it most šŸ™

spare talon
ornate bone
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im new here so i have no idea what "this phase" even entails

sterile stone
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Tldr

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Overplayed meme

median steeple
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fucking ewwwwwwwwwwwwww what is this new discord UI

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I hate it so much

frosty herald
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Omw helping people beat mohglester

median steeple
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free runes baby

proper gyro
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Stg they change this shit yearly

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My discord doesn't auto update

ornate bone
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😼

proper gyro
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Gonna update it rq cause I'm curious

median steeple
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I havent updated my mobile discord so I dont get that UI but they changed the profiles on PC

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DONT

spare talon
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I never knew

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I just outhealed it every time

drowsy steppe
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10/10 would steal

median steeple
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yeah I straight up just murder him before it becomes a problem

frosty herald
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Another idiot without mohgs tear

ornate bone
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ye is good

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cashew nuts with noodles n chicken

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sum sweet chili sauce

proper gyro
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The colors seem a bit less saturated though

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But that's it

frosty herald
proper gyro
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They showed me a pop-up about new features but I accidentally closed it immediately

median steeple
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tbf the are they put that tear is so fucking annoying to be in

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I hate the enemies in that area so much

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Man

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I just read through that sentence and I need sleep

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I cant type worth shit

frosty herald
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First person helped

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I just cheese with swarm of flies on my in build lmao

left iron
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Just kill the enemy before they get to do stuff

spare talon
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Turns out I'd been doing it on hardmode the whole time

frosty herald
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You also get one of the best twinblade's alongside it

spare talon
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Just like my first kill of rykard

zinc talon
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This looks to be one of the least exciting games I've ever seen

fleet fractal
ornate bone
zinc talon
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Also, because it's important you yes you hear this, and because I can do whatever I want

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A gearshift from our regular gaming games

ornate bone
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i usually get minced pork with chips + sweet chili sauce etc

zinc talon
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Be the kind of American the Chinese already think you are

fleet zealot
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it is done

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my character has sacrificed her wizard levels for warlock levels

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I took arcane gunslinger invocation tho so time for big fuck off rifle pact weapon

fleet fractal
left iron
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This is ogryn chat #2

zinc talon
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Shouldn't you be minding ya business

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Also yes

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But I get frowned at for speaking The Truth too often there

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Gonna wait til tonight to hit them with the American Fichter Pilot Villain in a Chinese War Movie clip

left iron
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This is why i must kill as fast as i can, im ignoring the mechanics and refusing to read whats on the screen

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Why think when you can just remove it

zinc talon
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Since TOMORROW YES TOMORROW IS FATHERS DAY YOU FORGOT DIDNT YOU many of em are indisposed today/tomm

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But tonight they'll get some hours in

fleet zealot
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he's a bit of an unbearable person

zinc talon
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Fences can always be mended and water never stops flowing under the bridge

drowsy steppe
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I grew up fatherless, and my biological dads passed away couple years ago

fleet zealot
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it's over

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done

zinc talon
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Maybe you could use the occasion to nudge it back into a better 1 on 1 personal dynamic if the idea is agreeable to y-oh. Well then

fleet zealot
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hate this condescending talk nah some parents are just useless assholes who are better off not in your life and it's not your problem to try to mend things with them

zinc talon
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Sadly true

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My dad taught me a lot about bullying and how to deal with it when I was young

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Because he was my first

drowsy steppe
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whats fathers day though, if you havent knew a dad for half of your life

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we cope with humor gang

zinc talon
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An opportunity to spend time with your kids/neices/nephews/kids by choice not blood

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And be a father figure

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Damn that was fuckin deep I fired from the hip but boom headshot huh

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Somebody write that down the test us on thursday

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I can't find a gal stupid enough to stay with me so unfortunately no kids of my own

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Cuz of yall liberals and insisting women get educated or whatever

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So im spending tomorrow bugging my friends and cousins to start having them

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So I can be the cool uncle who prolly actually isn't

fleet zealot
fleet zealot
zinc talon
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Ferret I only suggested that cuz my dad was mean and short tempered until I was old enough to stand up to him, and then he wanted to be my friend

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Bully to friend, never a dad really

fleet zealot
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last time i was with my father he got drunk and tried to stab me in my sleep and was calling me slurs

zinc talon
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But I forgave him and over years and years we've worked it back to a healthy relationship

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Welp

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You can't fix unmedicated and ill

fleet zealot
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luckily he was drunk as hell and i beat his ass cause of all the repressed shit, haven't seen him since, hoping the schizo takes him down sooner than later

zinc talon
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Yep the play there would be to have him committed

fleet zealot
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i had a restraining order and idk what he got charged with

zinc talon
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And maybe try to find something approaching normal from behind plexiglass

fleet zealot
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after it ended it kept trying to find my phone numbers

zinc talon
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Horrible to deal with I bet

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The residual paranoia from the actual threat bleeds into everything else

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And worst case you (not you, the metaphorical you) start mimicking the same behaviors yourself

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The cycle I broke personally was never letting my temper show to anyone in that kind of explosive seeing red I got

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I got laid out and thrown across the room in the middle of my own birthday party

spare talon
zinc talon
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That kinda temper

coarse birch
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Fuck rykard

spare talon
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Then just continued on

coarse birch
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All my homies hate rykard

obtuse stirrup
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I've got a difficult relationship with my dad but it's more because of emotional stuff

slender belfry
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Holla

drowsy steppe
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YOU CAME BACK FROM THE STORE

sterile stone
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Oh yeah

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I forgot

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I didn't get my newports

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I'ma brb

drowsy steppe
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MOFO

zinc talon
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But like I said I eventually forgave him after not speaking to him for several years and now we just had a lil chucklefest on the phone when he called

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Forgiveness isn't about them, it's for you

spare dome
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correct

obtuse stirrup
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I forgave mine for his stuff mostly but I'm still going through therapy for stuff that's related to it

zinc talon
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Plus my temper is so under control nobody ever gets to see it except stupid basement goblin locked in the basement cuz he's a dirty little goblin

spare dome
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also you can be never forgiven by someone else and that's also for you to deal with

obtuse stirrup
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But I've been enjoying Christian Cage's abusive patriarch shtick in AEW because of it i think lol

neat drum
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holy crap they got zola down there too, stuff must be rough

zinc talon
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God i feel if I say AEW? It'll come to me immediately and I'll feel dumb while everyone posts it in chat

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...I was wrong

frosty herald
obtuse stirrup
zinc talon
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I KNEW IT INVOLVED MEN IN BRIEFS

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But I wasn't gonna let those sit in the head too long

obtuse stirrup
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Christian has a gimmick of bullying wrestlers with issues with their fathers (mostly because they are dead), he's an awful gaslighting prick and it's hilarious

zinc talon
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Heh antihero

obtuse stirrup
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Christian's more of a Steve jobs turtleneck guy

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Nah, massive villain

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But it wraps around to being so over the top awful it's funny again

zinc talon
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I was a wrestling geek in the hulk hogan / undertaker / tatanka / macho man days

fleet zealot
zinc talon
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WWF on super Nintendo was one of my favorite games as a lilun

obtuse stirrup
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I was into it around 98-01 until I got bullied out of it lol

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Got into it again in 2013

maiden path
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chat give me 1000 premium credits

fleet zealot
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unlearning original sin bullshit helped a lot

maiden path
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i need the viper cape

obtuse stirrup
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Was more embarrassed to be caught watching it than porn lmao

fleet zealot
maiden path
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i just shit out my ass

frosty herald
maiden path
zinc talon
maiden path
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oh yah

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tell me the method

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i forgor

frosty herald
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ok

maiden path
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i do actually need the credits

obtuse stirrup
zinc talon
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Anime was that taboo in high-school

frosty herald
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get into a mission with preferably 4 super credit points of interest close together

obtuse stirrup
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And then Kenny Omega

zinc talon
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And it was high school

frosty herald
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collect all of them alt f4 out of the game

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it will save your current map

zinc talon
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So most of the anime was porn cuz 18 year old brain

frosty herald
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so you can repeat the same route

zinc talon
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If I got caught my mom would still be tearing up to this day and my dad woulda thrown me into the sun

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NO MOM THEYRE JUST SQEAKY TOYS YOURE HEARING YEAH I MOVED THE CHAIR IN FRONT OF THE DOOR TO CLEAN

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HOW DO YOU THINK I DOUND THE SQUEAKY TOYS

obtuse stirrup
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Man, the way sexuality is treated is fucking weird

zinc talon
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I still have to catch myself today to not slide back into using gay as describing the lesser

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Oh you got grounded that's gay

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But it was texas in the 90s-00s

slender belfry
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Holla

obtuse stirrup
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I'm glad I never did that but I still got some of my dad's colourful euphemisms

zinc talon
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Most people didn't know what either version of the word PC was

obtuse stirrup
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But using "gay" straight up as bad I managed to avoid and my school was phobic as fuck

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Buuuuut I picked up some other slurs that were honestly worse

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And I don't care to repeat them now

zinc talon
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Looking back I don't think people were actually using it with intent like slurs

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We had plenty of slurs for gay

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It was just a hard consonant one syllable word like fuck

frosty herald
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teaching beb the tech

zinc talon
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But it did get a lil confusing in college when someone would be like oh Carl can't come he's being gay idk

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Like

sterile stone
sterile stone
sterile stone
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It still throws me for a spin seeing a gay guy call someone a f

obtuse stirrup
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I mean that word just meant cigarettes in Dagenham lol

zinc talon
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'So he's being gay, or....being gay...?'

sterile stone
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Only New Ireland is a recognized country

zinc talon
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Naw you can't brush away the impact those teeth have had on humanity's slow spiral into decay

obtuse stirrup
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Old New England

zinc talon
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It's Denmark that is the statistical rounding error and doesn't exist

obtuse stirrup
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Oh we are the worst

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We never had a proper revolution like the French

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But one day :)

zinc talon
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Oh fuck me of course you're denmarkerish

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I refuse to use the word Danish because that's a food and a food I eat and I'm not a cannibal

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Convicted cannibal, anyway

spare talon
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I currently get to see 10 different kitties at the same right now and you can't
I'm winning in life

zinc talon
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The court case is pending the BBQ I'm hosting for the judge and jury

obtuse stirrup
zinc talon
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She curls her feets in too

obtuse stirrup
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She looks like a judge

zinc talon
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That's my kit

spare talon
zinc talon
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I named her codie, short for codependent because oh my god

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Shortly after this she started drive-by yellings at three thirty in the goddamn morning

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Because she's fed at 9

ornate bone
slender belfry
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CAT

zinc talon
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Right side of the face says regal and relaxed

obsidian prairie
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My creatures

slender belfry
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Can i post my cat in here?

ornate bone
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go for it

zinc talon
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Left side of the face says gonna gut you in your sleep tonoght

spare dome
sterile stone
zinc talon
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Heh it's so wild to me how the same overall breed and genotype can vary so wildly in phenotype face and body differences

obtuse stirrup
zinc talon
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Your tux and my tux look like someone from China and someone else from Zimbabwe just got painted from the same can and yup. Same type

visual stream
frosty herald
ornate bone
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OMG BINGUS

zinc talon
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Cool, not sure if I've ever seen green green eyes on a cat

ornate bone
visual stream
zinc talon
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Except those borderline concerning lab cata

frosty herald
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shes a very sweet ballsack

zinc talon
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Bengals and savannahs cats and that hypoallergenic white breed

slender belfry
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Why i can’t send picture .-.)

zinc talon
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Doesn't their oil like, maybe not get on everything but still yeah everything

slender belfry
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Do i need to verify something

zinc talon
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Sphynxes I mean

frosty herald
visual stream
spare talon
zinc talon
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Well I have no idea what the profile colors mean

frosty herald
zinc talon
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But youre Grey and we're red

slender belfry
zinc talon
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And yellow is the cops

sterile stone
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Where's all the dog owners at

zinc talon
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Fuck if I know what purple is for

frosty herald
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server boosting

visual stream
slender belfry
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RICH people

sterile stone
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Can't be healthy

zinc talon
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Can yiu quick and dirty that for me, I've had nitro forever and never once dipped into all the coins or whatever they give me for it

visual stream
zinc talon
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I just needed the file transfer size

sterile stone
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Oh nah fuck that

obtuse stirrup
sterile stone
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The only pitties that are loveable are the short stubby ones

slender belfry
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Hmmm about ā€œjust a flesh woundā€

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obtuse stirrup
visual stream
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Can't be healthy

spare talon
sterile stone
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You've caputred it

slender belfry
spare talon
sterile stone
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This can't be happening

slender belfry
visual stream
spare talon
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But any time spent dead counts against your time under 1 wound

zinc talon
spare talon
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Dead or downed

frosty herald
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or ask janfon to do it

zinc talon
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Pitties came from the English bulldog which became the American bulldog which at the turn of the last century were commonly called nanny dogs

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Because you could leave them with your toddlers and they'd watch em just fine

zinc talon
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But those^

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Those are bred for the arena

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Which, the bull in bulldog

visual stream
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Have y'all seen that pitbull named Hulk

zinc talon
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That whole they don't feel pain thing is a myth that comes from spending a hundred years selectively breeding for a dog so tough it could take a mortal wound and stay in the fight until it collapsed

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Mixed with cane Corsos that guard livestock against south American pumas and a couple other hard as shit working dogs like that

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Then rap popularized having them in the 90s

frosty herald
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borzoi's are devious

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cause they were bred to hunt wolves

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and if your dog happens to attack them you aint seeing it back alive

zinc talon
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So suddenly there was an explosion of un/undercared-for and unneutered junkyard dogs

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And those are the ones that attack kids and all that terrible shit

visual stream
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And the same ones that middle aged white women who don't know how to train their dog let walk in public without leashes

zinc talon
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ten pages later SpongeBob meme

quaint verge
spare talon
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It was literally instant from when the person was visible to the dog, and camera footage basically confirmed that was the first opportunity the dog would have ever seen said coworker

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So yeah I don't disagree about the actual fact of dogs being trained and stuff
But trained dogs still do stupid shit on occasion

obtuse stirrup
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A pomeranian bite is probably less bad than a cat bite though tbf

zinc talon
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Literal and metaphorical

obtuse stirrup
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Usually dogs will tell you before they go for you though

zinc talon
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That's personal, breed specific, the works

obtuse stirrup
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They usually have escalating warning signals

zinc talon
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Yeah but in my experience it's either opportunity or an unfamiliar dog in an uncomfortable moment

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My grandma was almost killed by the 3 dogs the neighbor two houses down had cuz they were out and free and manic and she was alone and tiny

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zinc talon
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Known each other all of the dogs' lives

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My brother by choice has facial scars for life cuz a dog snapped then snapped and he was just the first thing within reach

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At least cats are bitches all the time yknow

visual stream
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Cats are bitches and sometimes unexpectedly nice

spare talon
zinc talon
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Heh yeah jokes aside my cat is absolutely the sweetest thing I've ever come into contact with and I was raised eith cats always in the house

obtuse stirrup
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My nan's neighbor's dog would smile as a greeting lol

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With teeth

zinc talon
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It makes no sense honestly

obtuse stirrup
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But it was a golden retriever and it was a genuinely peaceful greeting

visual stream
visual stream
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The ape broke out at some point and attacked the woman BAD

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She thought it was cutesy 😭

zinc talon
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Her little walnut knows only yelling for food because she's never been fed once in her life, full time cuddle-monstering, and wanton hot blooded murder for anything half her size and down

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Cpl months ago when spring first hit so babies everywhere, id walk into the room and she's just laid out, relaxed, with one claw of one paw completely skewering a still alive gecko

obtuse stirrup
visual stream
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It's crazy how unnecessarily cruel nature is sometimes

obtuse stirrup
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I'd feel really bad

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I mean I'm feeding them factory chicken in a can so it's still cruel lmao

zinc talon
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Heh dog brain is so pure

obtuse stirrup
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But I'm not seeing it and getting traumatised by it

spare talon
zinc talon
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All over my cream rug

zinc talon
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Cruelty is a condition we apply to the universe

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The universe is uncaring

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We find that cruel

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I like what that says about us

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Anyways back tonight prolly I have to go get not one but two cars inspected

spare talon
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Like you can't go "oh that's so cruel" to a lion killing it's prey

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The lion doesn't even know what that fucking means

zinc talon
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The lion starving is just as

obtuse stirrup
ornate bone
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cats kill their own kittens sometimes

visual stream
spare talon
zinc talon
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Prolly hearsay but I half remember cats killing infants because it was the new center of attention

ornate bone
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ye

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ik sum1 at a farm they got some kittens and one of the male cats ate the kittens

zinc talon
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Anyway car inspections plural

zinc talon
ornate bone
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also have the mystery of darktide not getting content but vermintide getting content been solved yet

zinc talon
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But not like, yknow

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As terrible as it could be I guess

ornate bone
zinc talon
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Haven't driven the z06 once since I got it

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Last 6speed m3 BMW will ever make

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And yes I totally went for the humble brag here I won't even try to hide it

ornate bone
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i prefer dem old mustangs

spare talon
# zinc talon

Sorry I can't tell what cars these are without seeing the license plate in full on both

ornate bone
zinc talon
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If you see either of those cars with holes drilled through the front bumpers for a license plate bracket I will pay for your bail so you can kick the owner in both shins, hard

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Or any car like them for that matter

compact pelican
ornate bone
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dis prob my dream car

zinc talon
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When I got the plated in for the m3 the dealership tech said so do you want us to replace just the one or both

ornate bone
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old chevys and ford mustangs look so good

zinc talon
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Then he grinned, and I grinned

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And he laughed, and I laughed

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It's totally illegal in TX not to have both

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No cop would ever even blink unless you were being a dick and deserved it

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OK

merry flume
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@fleet zealot

fleet zealot
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so cute

ornate bone
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is zealot chat the best class chat

visual stream
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(that's a joke)

ornate bone
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idk theres cats here

spare talon
fleet zealot
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basically the game is to stash the other and drag them by the neck to their stash. The stasher is considered higher on the totem pole, but the one that gets stashed is still considerd part of the business and important

spare talon
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I consistently see it proc on both crusher and chaxe when I path that way for momentum

grizzled aspen
spare talon
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When I'm just fighting hordes

median steeple
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somethings in the psyk are weird like the plasma not procing headshots but in matches it does ( I think they fixed that )

spare talon
spare talon
maiden path
ivory marlin
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My dream car is a boss 429

maiden path
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mustang lamestang

ornate bone
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that one good too

ivory marlin
maiden path
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vrooom

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vrooom

ivory marlin
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Beb is the new darcy

ornate bone
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woman car

ivory marlin
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I kinda want a miata

maiden path
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but i am right

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mustangs are for LAMEO'S

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get a mor original car

spare talon
maiden path
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and he kicks people off the road

spare talon
maiden path
ivory marlin
maiden path
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from robot man

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forgot his name

maiden path
spare talon
ivory marlin
maiden path
ivory marlin
maiden path
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thats v's car

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i dont wanna hear NOTHING else

maiden path
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i’m cringe, and that’s based. i will never be based and that’s not cringe.

surreal shore
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guys

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how the fuck

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do i deal with ragers

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when i use knife?

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anything this thing has to stun them?

ornate bone
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Revolver gaming

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surreal shore
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surely

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the punch should do it XD

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ogryn punch stuns

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why cant ours!

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thats my biggest struggle currently

next crow
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fists too small

surreal shore
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on my trauma staff psyker

ornate bone
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Our punch is just a polite suggestion

maiden path
ornate bone
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Ogryn chicken slap kinda slaps tbh

surreal shore
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i am using the knife on my psyker yes XD

ornate bone
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Smite

surreal shore
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but i got trauma

ornate bone
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Trauma

next crow
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if you're using the knife on your trauma psyker, you can use trauma to kill ragers

surreal shore
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okay then

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so knife just for boss then?

ornate bone
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The knife for pretty much anything you want that isn't a rager

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Maybe bulwarks too

surreal shore
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i see

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okay

surreal shore
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i tried so hard punching these goddam ragers

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wondering

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why cant i use stun them

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too much ogryn gameplay XD

spare talon
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Your dodge goes so far you can dodge out of their range
You can use this to close distance during an opening in their attack pattern to get a heavy or push attack in on their head
It does require finesse (funny joke) and practice but it is possible

maiden path
ornate bone
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ZASED

surreal shore
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with trauma staff

maiden path
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cased

surreal shore
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trauma

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is kind of busted

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im not gonna lie to you XD

sterile stone
opal star
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stab them in the face

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and if that dont work you stab them in the face again

surreal shore
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it doesnt stagger tem

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when i do that

opal star
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stagger?

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I just stab n' dodge

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stab, dodge, stab, dodge

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repeat til all ragers are dead

ornate bone
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easier to get past other cars etc

obtuse stirrup
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Push the ragers too

ivory marlin
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Im cringe as fuck

vestal pine
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base cringe meets to form kek

ivory marlin
spare talon
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Didn't know that was an alternative shepface

coarse birch
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That would be the weirdest zealot weapon

ornate bone
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It's called grenade gauntlet

coarse birch
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Anti armor ranged option at least

grizzled aspen
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I NEED a melta gun for zealout as an anti armor option.

spare talon
vestal pine
surreal shore
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very powerful zealot psyker

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god emperor protectrs

ivory marlin
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Im so funny

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You 100% giggled to that

zinc talon
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wait where's the fucking witty one liner

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I typed it, I read it

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well now the timing is all off

vestal pine
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only good lasdgun i have rn

zinc talon
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in the head ha gotem

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see now it's even worse

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where did that message I wrote go

vestal pine
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man

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97 damage

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on flak

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jeez louiz

ivory marlin
zinc talon
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I sent that one liner with perfect timing and the gif posted but not the actual goddamn jkoke

vestal pine
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anyway

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honest to god FT knife

vestal pine
#

lacerate still exists

spare talon
zinc talon
vestal pine
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but yeah piety eating gooooooo0ooood

south folio
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so, you have to do a heavy weakspot -> punch weakspot for it to stagger a rager

vestal pine
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also what the fuck is this damage i remember like 195 the max

vestal pine
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thunderous hammer

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wanna get one

vestal pine
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dont think zealot has another option where applying both skullcrusher and thunderous

fleet zealot
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šŸ˜”

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hate to see it

spare talon
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I should make a new zealot named LetMeSoloNurgle and wear the noobiest cosmetics and carry the fuck out of leveling people

vestal pine
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ironhelm probably bad for this tbh

zinc talon
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yep I pick the barefoot pants and put a helmet I cant see out of on and absolutely erase a 3 carry when the urge bites mew

vestal pine
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cause it doesnt have entire sweeping motion

zinc talon
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counter-argument

spare talon
zinc talon
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you graduate to thunder hammer use

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you transcend to crusher use

spare dome
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crusher mom lmao

zinc talon
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heh literally this moment

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well I guess I could use a new set of bonks

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because we don't talk about the stab mace in polite company or at the dinner table

frosty herald
sullen forge
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Waiting for the day Ogryn gets the Crusher Maul, why? Cause it would be funny as hell

grizzled aspen
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Actually going to scream, my friend just got this zarona from upgrading a profane at hadron.

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Damage vs specialists is a bit of an L but otherwise it's great.

left iron
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Its, uh

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Its terrible

vestal pine
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but you need to get crucian for agrapina

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sad

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i wonder if gloryhunter runngun

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is viable

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on agrapina

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since its used to dump mags

misty nova
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Well I didn't want to say it

hushed knoll
left iron
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Hey Stan

hushed knoll
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Why are you not in bedge

left iron
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Because its only 3am, and its weekend

hushed knoll
#

Only 3am? acid_do_mathematics

left iron
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Yes

hushed knoll
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How long have you been up for

left iron
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Since 11 am

hushed knoll
left iron
hushed knoll
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Why are you taking notes

grizzled aspen
left iron
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The good things it has are the stats, and thats where it ends.

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Blessings are terrible for a zarona, and perks do nothing

grizzled aspen
#

What's wrong with crucian roulette?

left iron
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Surgical exists

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You have a slow reload speed on a zarona

grizzled aspen
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Yeah, but you typically don't have time to sit there and wait on surgical to proc if you're banking on that crit.

fleet zealot
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BBL Drizzy

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BBL DRIZZZAAYYY

grizzled aspen
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If I draw it to drop a crusher it's because I need that crusher dead now, not 10s from now.

grizzled aspen
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Anything else you point it at typically dies in one shot anyway.

left iron
#

Considering you get 10% crit chance after 0.3s of aiming, you get roughly 33% each full second

spare talon
spare talon
left iron
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Just aiming for a second gives more crit chance than crucian does on zarona

spare talon
#

With a crit build you'd easily fill the gap of crit chance with surgical

grizzled aspen
#

That one specifically killed everything but maulers, mutants, and ogryns in one shot.

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All I'm saying is is crucian isn't bad, it's a sidegrade to surgical.

left iron
#

Its a downgrade, not a sidegrade

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Sidegrade assumes its on the same power level

spare talon
#

Plus if you needed something dead dead that instant, you just fotf and deal much more damage with it

left iron
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It is vastly inferior on zarona

vestal pine
south folio
#

the other plus of surgical is being able to deterministically rely on crits

spare talon
vestal pine
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crucian kinda doesnt belong in zarona after the surgical just can get full crits from just keeping aim

spare talon
#

Especially against bosses

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Get those juicy 2500+ shots on burgle tumors

vestal pine
spare talon
#

Plus some real good damage even when it's aggro is on you while you shoot it's mouth with the rending shots

sterile basalt
vestal pine
#

whats that even

sterile basalt
#

Sustained fire gives +20% dmg on 2nd, 3rd and 4th shots

vestal pine
#

also that was

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2,3,4 and not 1,2,3,4?

sterile basalt
#

That’s a much more noticeable boost that getting gradually 6% more crit chance with every shot fired

vestal pine
#

another wack talent

sterile basalt
sterile basalt
vestal pine
#

crit 3 times and it almost downs a crusher

sterile basalt
#

Zealot has piety for crit chance

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Veteran has WS + deadshot

vestal pine
#

ye

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WS only works for rhe first round?

spare talon
sterile basalt
#

U don’t necessarily need crucian on top of these

sterile basalt
spare talon
#

Wait really

sterile basalt
vestal pine
split ibex
spare talon
#

Ah just the crit

vestal pine
#

other stuff still stands ye

sterile basalt
#

Firerate buff persists for 5s but it doesn’t matter much for revolvers

split ibex
vestal pine
#

can you take runngun since thats a 10% damage boost to all shots? less damage overall but lesst you get better accruacy

spare talon
#

Which iirc has been fucky for a while but I don't remember how exactly

vestal pine
#

apprantly its 8m damage

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and dissapates up to 30

split ibex
#

Close damage is supposed to be 15m but it only works up to 8m iirc

vestal pine
#

agrapina loses like 60% damage on like 35m p sure so no pidgeon shots

spare talon
#

But like
Why would you take that anyway on a revolver

vestal pine
#

-30% spread and +10% close range damage, i think its definitely benefitial to shoot wps with it

spare talon
#

Or you could
Ads

vestal pine
#

...agrapina is fanning

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it does get more accruate but not the accruacy of zarona

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for zarona just tkae the golden two

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handcannon/surgical

spare talon
#

So you're gonna hit anyway

vestal pine
#

idk if i have one that is free up slot on crucian

spare talon
#

Plus you literally always have to pit it against the other blessing options

sterile basalt
#

It doesn’t activate outside of sprinting

vestal pine
spare talon
#

Reduced spread is cool but not as cool as outright more damage

sterile basalt
#

I should also say that neither revolver has fast sprint to fire

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So have fun with that one

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I think sustained fire is the best +dmg blessing for Agripinaa revolver after hand cannon

vestal pine
#

still reduces the

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aiming reticle it seems

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decent for midrange shooting but no bonus

sterile basalt
vestal pine
#

why did i expect anything fatshark make to have a semi-decent description

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got it gonna post about in the korean community so they'd know

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anything else i should know about runngun

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guess not

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we use it for kickback to get the spread tight p sure

sterile basalt
vestal pine
#

i can read english unlike koreans

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also reason i take crucian

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i know agrapina aint a anti-carapace but it sucks at times

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imma try with the

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sussy fire

woeful pecan
#

Fire barrels do not count for Situational Awareness. Why.

vestal pine
#

it counts p sure?

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just the main explosion that is p weak tho

woeful pecan
#

The fire doesn't count, at least

vestal pine
#

oh hey look

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im throwing out crucian

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least it can work

#

well while piety anywya

sterile basalt
lusty oar
#

deez muts

spare dome
#

fkn gotem

vestal pine
#

imma

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go with sussy fire and runngun

#

probably bad for dumping rending blessing but i kinda want the

spare talon