''train autistic'' god forbid a guy has a hobbie
#zealot-class
random adder
fleet zealot
normal is not the word i'd use
random adder
Im robot autistic then
fleet zealot
but he is relatable
there is an arguement between him and his childhood friend that was as good as any fight scene
spare talon
''train autistic'' god forbid a guy has a hobbie
Erm it looks like you, small child, have PICKED UP A ROCK! This must be your SPECIAL INTEREST and you must pick up and inspect rocks for the next 20 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!
random adder
https://tenor.com/view/laois-dungeon-meshi-gif-13948002256275450147
is he stretching his hands ?
fleet zealot
is he stretching his hands ?
stimming ye
spare dome
martyrdom should give more attack speed
median steeple
random adder
no, I know what stimming is, and its different from just stretching your hands or fingers
median steeple
I think martyrdom should just fucking explode enemies around you when you get to low health
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/laois-dungeon-meshi-gif-13948002256275450147
Looking at the end it just looks like he's shaking his body to loosen up
fleet zealot
if you ever wanted to say "well why didn't you just say I'm annoying you". he also is meant to poke at the weird politeness culture japan has and how that can be difficult to navigate
delicate shadow
https://tenor.com/view/laiosburger-dungeon-meshi-laios-laios-touden-gif-29919132...
spare dome
doom style rampage trigger
spare talon
I do that when I've had my hand on my mouse for too long and it starts to feel like shit
median steeple
WRIST BRACE !
fleet zealot
dude barks at monsters
to scare them off if the party can't/isn't in a good spot to fight
random adder
Erm it looks like you, small child, have PICKED UP A ROCK! This must be your SPE...
having a special interest for something doest seem autistic to me. Otherwise everyone in the world is autistic
fleet zealot
i'm not ready, oh i think i'm being limited
spare talon
having a special interest for something doest seem autistic to me. Otherwise eve...
Yeah I'm exaggerating your point cuz being interested in something and autisticly interested in something are very visibly different
random adder
martyrdom should give more attack speed
anything that gives more attack speed should infact give even more attack speed
random adder
Yeah I'm exaggerating your point cuz being interested in something and autisticl...
but is it tho is what Im asking
spare dome
its so close to competing with momentum properly
random adder
like at what point does liking something make you autistic, is ther like a line on the sand ? who even put it there ?
median steeple
having a special interest for something doest seem autistic to me. Otherwise eve...
laios isn't just an interest. Like it's all he thinks about in almost every scenario and is obsessed with how to cook monsters and how every one of them tastes like almost 24/7
spare talon
I mean its more a visual sign that someone is
Like a symptom that you can see
spare dome
it was me, sandlines help to ground me
median steeple
Are you a chicken
random adder
it was me, sandlines help to ground me
good for you dog, keep being grounded
random adder
laios isn't just an interest. Like it's all he thinks about in almost every scen...
ok, is gordon ramsey autistic then ?
since if you replace monsters with just ordinary food its the same interest
spare talon
Like in another discord I see someone just suddenly start talking about languages and their etymology for hours at a time on a whim, and has done so for months
random adder
and the same level of enthusiasm about it
grizzled aspen
What blessings should I run on a chaxe? Sour milk has got one for another 40m for me that has thunderous 4 and that sounds really good but idk.
spare talon
Like no one there cares about that stuff but they keep going and going
random adder
Like no one there cares about that stuff but they keep going and going
thats kinda mean, how do you know no one cared ?
maybe someone other than him did
or her
spare talon
I don't mean it like that, I mean no one is really interested in the topic
median steeple
ok, is gordon ramsey autistic then ?
pretty sure gordon doesn't think about cooking every waking moment and what each meal tastes like
spare talon
Because the original convo will continue on around that person saying stuff
random adder
pretty sure gordon doesn't think about cooking every waking moment and what each...
have you ever seen anything with gordon ramsey in it ?
median steeple
man sciencetolgy is fucking weird
median steeple
have you ever seen anything with gordon ramsey in it ?
mf everything he's in involves food it's his job as a chef
random adder
dude went on to the hot wings interview and the first thing he asked was who the fuck made the chicken wings so poorly
random adder
mf everything he's in involves food it's his job as a chef
ok so if its your job you are unable to become autistic about your special interest because being your job merits you being interested in it ?
what ?
grizzled aspen
Went ahead and bought the thunderous 4 chaxe, here's hoping I didn't waste sour milk coins.
north sedge
What blessings should I run on a chaxe? Sour milk has got one for another 40m fo...
headtaker slaughterer thrust, thunderous is doody
random adder
Because the original convo will continue on around that person saying stuff
oh, well. Tbf thats most discord servers
like online theres no pacing for speech
like compared to talking to someone in person
spare talon
oh, well. Tbf thats most discord servers
Yeah but paired with just me seeing how they just act in general since I'm unfortunate enough to mod the server, it's pretty obvious
random adder
hell even on voice chat people talk over one another all the damn time its so enfuriating
spare talon
Like I said, it's the way how someone acts about something they're interested in is like a sign of it, but it's not the end all be all
grizzled aspen
Just from an outside perspective (if my 2 cents even matters) it seems your conversation is going nowhere for either party. Agree to disagree.
random adder
Yeah but paired with just me seeing how they just act in general since I'm unfor...
Im sorry to say but that just sounds like you are mean, or just dont particularly like this person. Even though I dont know you personally or have much context about the interaction
sorry
random adder
Just from an outside perspective (if my 2 cents even matters) it seems your conv...
I mean yeah tbh
this is why offtopic channels are made
on servers
spare talon
Tbf zealot tends to be the off topic channel anyway
random adder
yeah I've noticed that too
median steeple
we talk about anything in here till someone asks a question since darktide has nothing to talk about atm
random adder
weird, I was expecting the ogryn one to be
grizzled aspen
I'm just saying neither of you are going to give in to the other's argument. Quite literally wasting your time.
median steeple
when the update rolls around the channel will be back on topic for like 2 weeks
spare talon
we talk about anything in here till someone asks a question since darktide has n...
Then then we fucking drown them with info dumps
median steeple
random adder
I'm just saying neither of you are going to give in to the other's argument. Qui...
thats not what argumenting is about
grizzled aspen
we talk about anything in here till someone asks a question since darktide has n...
I asked a question literally not even 5 minutes ago and only one person bothered to answer because of the useless argument. Just saying.
median steeple
I would answer but im not a chaxe person
spare talon
Same here
median steeple
not a lot of people use the weapon in here
random adder
not all arguments are meant to make the other person fold into your side of the matter. Thats just being an insecure cunt imo
median steeple
we also have stuff for weapon rolls in pins and stuff
spare talon
Someone asks for anything about evis besides "what is the difference between the two" and i got nothing for em
median steeple
though I think some of it is outdated ( I could be wrong )
median steeple
Someone asks for anything about evis besides "what is the difference between the...
I always just say moveset since thats about it
random adder
when the update rolls around the channel will be back on topic for like 2 weeks
its kinda bad for me that the update comes out a day after shadow of the erdtree does, I wont be playing anything other than elden ring for like a week maybe more
frosty herald
its kinda bad for me that the update comes out a day after shadow of the erdtree...
ehem
it comes out the 25th if im correct
median steeple
until they give melee variants something interesting it's always going to be moveset
spare talon
I always just say moveset since thats about it
I always talk about dmg cap and stuff
For th3 mk15
median steeple
SoTE comes out the 21st no?
spare talon
Cuz that dictates how you use it and how you build it
random adder
I would answer but im not a chaxe person
same, the chain axe is a meme weapon I've been told
like really really bad
median steeple
its not bad
spare talon
SoTE comes out the 21st no?
I think
random adder
doodoo peepee
median steeple
just no one uses it
random adder
it comes out the 25th if im correct
what does ?
frosty herald
the foundry
spare talon
Darktide update
spare talon
SoTE comes out the 21st no?
Just checked yea
random adder
SoTE comes out the 21st no?
I think its the 20th no ?
frosty herald
technically the 20th at night for europe
median steeple
well
spare talon
BOLT PISTOL IN 2 WEEKS
Please be good
I want a new ranged option to contend with revolver
random adder
yeah fuck the br'ish
median steeple
Please be good
I want a new ranged option to contend with revolver
I really hope it gets revolver/bolter blessings for no reason other than fuck it we ball
random adder
they suck dong
frosty herald
imagine a blessing marked for execution
median steeple
in a gameplay sense at least
frosty herald
works exactly like vet's ping mechanic but as a blessing
spare talon
I hope it's handing is near or on par with zarona
median steeple
isn't ogryn getting the shock maul as well?
random adder
is that the alleged two handed melee ?
median steeple
amazing
frosty herald
El gato
delicate shadow
become one with your inner stan
royal vortex
no
frosty herald
random adder
like pair of one a these for the ogryn
minor sage
Went ahead and bought the thunderous 4 chaxe, here's hoping I didn't waste sour ...
sadly it's a waste
frosty herald
ogryns cant use lightning claws
minor sage
because thunderous doesn't work with rev
spare talon
The current manager on duty just saw me on my phone and told me if I didn't get back to work, he'd throw a boogie bomb at me
frosty herald
cause theyre not trusted with such expensive weaponry
random adder
ogryns cant use lightning claws
random adder
cause theyre not trusted with such expensive weaponry
make a less expensive more cost effective version for em
frosty herald
Cant lmao
median steeple
unless FS dips into 30k og has like no weapons in 40k it seems
frosty herald
Jump pack marines use lightning claws
fleet zealot
not all arguments are meant to make the other person fold into your side of the ...
just say karker or something
fleet zealot
same, the chain axe is a meme weapon I've been told
chaxe is great mk4 especially can be power boosted up, it just has slow horde clear and a weird moveset
random adder
can retroactively make custodes be girls too
cant make ogryn have a pair of cool claw weapons for a game
I guess everyone has their own priorities (agendas)
random adder
https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-1655...
I thought it was kranker
or clanker
fleet zealot
can retroactively make custodes be girls too
cant make ogryn have a pair of cool...
"the agendas" well too bad i don't have agenda
random adder
wasnt it ?
fleet zealot
I thought it was kranker
no you idiot, karker is a 40k word
median steeple
"the agendas" well too bad i don't have agenda
you need better time management
fleet zealot
don't use the australian c word
random adder
cunt ?
fleet zealot
you need better time management
what does this mean and why does it hurt
median steeple
psychic attack
spare talon
"the agendas" well too bad i don't have agenda
Joe many liberals does it take to screw a log by bolb????
fleet zealot
Joe many liberals does it take to screw a log by bolb????
none!! they too busy??? their gender
median steeple
delicate shadow
median steeple
without bolt pistol I have lost it
royal vortex
still no melta
pliant palm
zealot chat what is going on
talk about how badass the chainsword is
royal vortex
life incomplete
median steeple
still no melta
DON'T REMIND ME
random adder
https://tenor.com/view/head-slap-duh-ouch-oops-guys-gif-17785281
CUNT
fleet zealot
zealot chat what is going on
talk about how badass the chainsword is
counter point chsword feels like i'm wielding a stiff pool noodle
spare talon
none!! they too busy??? their gender
median steeple
delicate shadow
one day I will have a child and when I go in to be like "are ya winning son" they're gonna be sitting there speaking in neo-hieroglyphs and esoteric curses that I will not understand
pliant palm
counter point chsword feels like i'm wielding a stiff pool noodle
nuh uh
i get to rip and cut
its so cool
random adder
<@159521795853123584> is right here idk why you keep going lol
whos that ?
fleet zealot
one day I will have a child and when I go in to be like "are ya winning son" the...
your gyaat is fake
random adder
wait is cunt actually banable I thought you were just being stupid
subtle plume
fleet zealot
you got no rizz!!!
median steeple
looking at sister weapons and ecclesiarchy weapons to think of what we could get that vet wouldn't also get
median steeple
you got no rizz!!!
frosty herald
one day I will have a child and when I go in to be like "are ya winning son" the...
sigma gyatt ohio kai cenat rizzler casaeoh
delicate shadow
I hope cunt isn't bannable, that word is a cultural lynchpin for me (it really isn't but I do use it a lot)
fleet zealot
I hope cunt isn't bannable, that word is a cultural lynchpin for me (it really i...
oh i thought it was, i remember there was a whole episode in general about it
delicate shadow
as long as y'all aren't using it against eachother it's fine afaik
royal vortex
i miss when u had to say cunts and could not the singular version
it was all or nothing
delicate shadow
oh i thought it was, i remember there was a whole episode in general about it
wha I don't remember this
random adder
nuh uh
i get to rip and cut
its so cool
barely does damage
royal vortex
and when you could say fuck but not fuk
delicate shadow
maybe another mod had a different pov
median steeple
fleet zealot
wha I don't remember this
it wasn't the sept sis drama but it was the sept sis era
spare talon
one day I will have a child and when I go in to be like "are ya winning son" the...
Erm actually it would be "did you get that vicroy royale, oomfie" in the future
subtle plume
"So lets start a new religion!"
pliant palm
it does enough for me ๐ช
i kill ALL the bad guys
subtle plume
Love that song
median steeple
goes hard
fleet zealot
barely does damage
no chsowrd does damage
frosty herald
fleet zealot
it's the best raw/plain horde clear in the game
it's insane
i just don't like how it feels
like lasgun
delicate shadow
it wasn't the sept sis drama but it was the sept sis era
ohhh yeah as long as it's not being used offensively I think it's fine
if it isn't then I'm overdue for a talking to 
subtle plume
@fleet zealot so delicious in dungeon, an anime about eating your sister, thoughts?
random adder
so the rat man just cried to a mod for something they werent even sure was against tos. Sure shows a lot about character
fleet zealot
<@301217938306760704> so delicious in dungeon, an anime about eating your sister...
OKay just to be clear
they never eat falin
random adder
no chsowrd does damage
I said barely, not ''it doesnt''
fleet zealot
in the ending ||they eat all the non human parts of the chimera||
random adder
https://tenor.com/view/kill-the-rot-goofy-goober-silly-schizophrenia-gif-1241432...
why are you tweaking ?
subtle plume
OKay just to be clear
fleet zealot
I said barely, not ''it doesnt''
it does a lot of damage to everything besides carapace
delicate shadow
patent patrol
What is this, a toothpick?
frosty herald
why are you tweaking ?
shadow of the erdtree soon
random adder
it does a lot of damage to everything besides carapace
ok
fleet zealot
god dungeon meshi is peak
ornate bone
I hope cunt isn't bannable, that word is a cultural lynchpin for me (it really i...
"Fuckin Christ mate, saw me a bleedin 'are in me backyard, yeah? Tapped me window glass t' spook the twat silly n' the cunt ran like the Queen's coronation was comin' on the telly"
south folio
besides cara performance, i'd categorize chord into the top end of melee weapons
delicate shadow
"Fuckin Christ mate, saw me a bleedin 'are in me backyard, yeah? Tapped me windo...
god I'm glad england isn't real
subtle plume
they never eat falin
"Eating out your sister" isn't what I watch anime for ๐
random adder
I want to weild the beast fists
south folio
a*stralia
random adder
and roleplay as a mad monster man
fleet zealot
i love izutsumi
median steeple
random adder
so like warwick from league
subtle plume
i love izutsumi
Im a marcille fan myself
fleet zealot
i mean, farcille is my bread and butter, a lovely couple
median steeple
I hope
ornate bone
god I'm glad england isn't real
Mom, can we have ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ?
We have ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ at the colony
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ at the colony:
๐ฆ๐บ
spare talon
I probably already ruined shadow of the erdtree for myself
By wildly overleveling, like more than double what is considered above what endgame level is
frosty herald
I want to weild the beast fists
its a very very tough choice for me
median steeple
fatshark adds some outlandish weapons to the game after the iconic ones get added
frosty herald
either i use frostbite perfume on my first run
random adder
its a very very tough choice for me
whys that ?
random adder
either i use frostbite perfume on my first run
fucking gae ass cringe ass
subtle plume
https://tenor.com/view/faltas-de-ortograf%C3%ADa-eyes-eye-wash-gif-13468132
Farcille is my bread and butter too
frosty herald
and we get the troll knight greatsword that actualy uses glintblade phalanx
random adder
or i use magic light greatsword
more respectable
frosty herald
also finlly
pliant palm
https://tenor.com/view/faltas-de-ortograf%C3%ADa-eyes-eye-wash-gif-13468132
you don;t like biting? damn
frosty herald
a new infusable collosal sword with the godslayer lights and piercing stab
subtle plume
fuckin that pfp posting laois/falin art like gtfo
median steeple
ornate bone
i love izutsumi
In the words of a wise man (me): treasurable wife
fleet zealot
you don;t like biting? damn
no that's fine
random adder
and we get the troll knight greatsword that actualy uses glintblade phalanx
oh I didnt know about that
fleet zealot
it's the sibling incest. like, even I can handle marcille in the middle one but the bottom right
random adder
but you can get a troll greatsword and just put the ash of war on it cant you ?
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/leyley-the-coffin-the-coffing-of-andy-and-leyley-gif-1658...
A 3d model of her looks so wrong holy shit
random adder
I thought you could currently
frosty herald
thats what makes the weapon so unbearably shit
median steeple
going into SoTE with an int build but i might respec to faith arcane
frosty herald
cant put giant hunt or waves of darkness on it
random adder
a new infusable collosal sword with the godslayer lights and piercing stab
sweet I dont remember what those ashes did
ornate bone
A 3d model of her looks so wrong holy shit
People making 3D models of anime when they realize the artists didn't give the original character an actual nose
fleet zealot
anways
subtle plume
A 3d model of her looks so wrong holy shit
Im a big TCOAL fan so.... i have alot of memes and art of leyley and Andrew
fleet zealot
i do not want to talk about shipping rn
random adder
thats what makes the weapon so unbearably shit
I mean to be fair the weapon alone is pretty shitty
frosty herald
i do not want to talk about shipping rn
erm wtf
fleet zealot
i wanna talk about the return to wild catgirls
frosty herald
fleet zealot
subtle plume
i do not want to talk about shipping rn
You brought it up gnomie
ornate bone
Bandi Tell is promoting anti-boating sentiments
fleet zealot
You brought it up gnomie
i made AN offhand comment
fleet zealot
Bandi Tell is promoting anti-boating sentiments
BANDIT ELL
ornate bone
Call the fishermen, we got someone to beat
frosty herald
i will not accept ship slander
subtle plume
i made AN offhand comment
Still mentioned it lol
fleet zealot
it's 85 in my room rn it's a hot summer stop making me heated
subtle plume
Ez dub
median steeple
random adder
https://tenor.com/view/flyby-sailby-hms-surprise-surprise-sailby-surprise-flyby-...
ahoy matey
median steeple
hmmmm I should join the dark side (use a knife)
frosty herald
Just browse Discord naked
suns out guns out
fleet zealot
anyways, I love izutsumi's arc starting with "I want my beastman curse undone so i can be a normal human" and it goes from || well, turns out you are a beastman but reversed, you are a beast with a human soul inside of it, instead of most beastmen being vice versa. Suppressing your human side would turn you into a normal cat, but suppressing your beast side (since it's the majority) would kill you|| and then it goes into freedom and shit
random adder
yes, I should kill myself (Im a nihilist)
ornate bone
Humans getting taught they only have 2 legs and need to hide the 3rd
ornate bone
anyways, I love izutsumi's arc starting with "I want my beastman curse undone so...
Big if true
random adder
Humans getting taught they only have 2 legs and need to hide the 3rd
whats the third ?
the cock ?
fleet zealot
||no one is truly free because if you only eat and do what you enjoy and love, you soon won't be able to make any choices at all, you'll be dead, and the fact of life is you'll be forced to make choices you don't want to, so what point is freedom then||
subtle plume
i wanna talk about the return to wild catgirls
So if they add a catboy/girl skin to darktide you'll buy it (there is a legit abhuman race of cat people in 40k)
ornate bone
Turns out being a catgirl is Kino.
fleet zealot
So if they add a catboy/girl skin to darktide you'll buy it (there is a legit ab...
nah i'm playing the long game
random adder
Turns out being a catgirl is Kino.
fleet zealot
ferret/weasal mutants soon
random adder
ferret/weasal mutants soon
theres rat people on vermintide already
spare talon
So if they add a catboy/girl skin to darktide you'll buy it (there is a legit ab...
I've yet to find someone with an Andrew pfp who also didn't like catboys
subtle plume
ferret/weasal mutants soon
Bet
fleet zealot
i'm like Stan (from the eminem song not this server) writing to GW about how they should add weasel mutants to 40k
frosty herald
felinids have been quietly shood away into a corner of 40k
subtle plume
I've yet to find someone with an Andrew pfp who also didn't like catboys
Look catboys are just the middle ground between furries and femboys and I am okay with that
fleet zealot
just wait till I crash my car into the river
ornate bone
Everyone is like Stan when drunk
frosty herald
replace them with beastmen guard again
random adder
i'm like Stan (from the eminem song not this server) writing to GW about how the...
are the ratkin not present in the 40th millenium ?
subtle plume
replace them with beastmen guard again
Yessssss
fleet zealot
are the ratkin not present in the 40th millenium ?
ratlings
random adder
I never understood the 40k timeline
subtle plume
Give me goatmen skins
fleet zealot
and they aren't skaven, they are just, cooks, cowards and good snipers
ornate bone
I never understood the 40k timeline
I don't blame you, there's a lot of years
fleet zealot
40k is a completely separate universe from fantasy/AoS
subtle plume
and they aren't skaven, they are just, cooks, cowards and good snipers
Ratlings are hobbits
Basically
median steeple
but they have had some crossovers
random adder
40k is a completely separate universe from fantasy/AoS
and yet it references it doesnt it ?
frosty herald
40k is a completely separate universe from fantasy/AoS
not quite
median steeple
like the skaven contacting eldar
ornate bone
SIGMAR BALLS
frosty herald
the war in heaven is canon to 40k
random adder
I thought the god the rat king in vermintide 2 praised was nurgle too
frosty herald
and canon to old world
fleet zealot
yes, there is some crossovers, mainly with chaos/warp stuff
frosty herald
there is a possibility either a stormcast or bretonian can be shidded out into a random 40k planet
random adder
Look catboys are just the middle ground between furries and femboys and I am oka...
what about lion guys ?
ornate bone
Humanity in the year 39.999 finding the only records of civilization in the form of Detroit police bodycams and Ugandan car maintenance videos
subtle plume
what about lion guys ?
Himbo version of catboys
random adder
felinids have been quietly shood away into a corner of 40k
because gw are sissies afraid of their own creation
subtle plume
Bara edition
random adder
Bara edition
I hate knowing what you mean by that
median steeple
most of the references are old fantasy lore
subtle plume
I hate knowing what you mean by that
๐
spare talon
I hate knowing what you mean by that
The internet has ruined me
median steeple
after the end times they tone them back to a degree
fleet zealot
yea it's meant to be, a connection, but not a direct one
ornate bone
One day I googled bara after seeing someone call themselves a bara enthusiast
subtle plume
Good
ornate bone
I wish I hadn't
subtle plume
Expand your horizons
fleet zealot
chaos is timeless and skarbrand has 40k stuff (iirc you can find a chain weapon in khorne's realm in tw wh 3)
random adder
The internet has ruined me
watches beheading videos at 12 years old: sick.
learns about furry machomen: all is lost
subtle plume
chaos is timeless and skarbrand has 40k stuff (iirc you can find a chain weapon ...
That's more of an Easter egg
ornate bone
I googled futa immediately after to redirect my synapses and fix my neurons
fleet zealot
I googled futa immediately after to redirect my synapses and fix my neurons
i swear i'm in the wrong server or soemthing
random adder
oh man im so glad I didnt grow up watching eva
ornate bone
You're in zealot chat
random adder
I would have most likely game ended
ornate bone
We don't dark any tides here
subtle plume
I googled futa immediately after to redirect my synapses and fix my neurons
yess yessssss yesssssssssssss
spare talon
oh man im so glad I didnt grow up watching eva
Never seen it, nor do I plan to
I just like that gif for reactions
frosty herald
The only people that know about earth in the 2k millenia is pious and the emperor
And they both dead asf
random adder
even having finally watching it last year in my 20s I still sometimes have memories of the show come back to me on a feverish stuppor and I feel like Im in a nightmare I cant wake up from
spare talon
Evangelion fans have done a great job of convincing me to never watch the show
subtle plume
Evangelion fans have done a great job of convincing me to never watch the show
Wtf is half of those words
fleet zealot
Evangelion fans have done a great job of convincing me to never watch the show
you should watch witch from mercury
frosty herald
I couldnt even watch the movies because i was so insanely bored
subtle plume
The ship names are terrible
median steeple
The only people that know about earth in the 2k millenia is pious and the empero...
pretty sure there are other perpetuals that have been around almost as long as the emperor but they were killed during the HH and great crusade
fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
chaos is timeless and skarbrand has 40k stuff (iirc you can find a chain weapon ...
This is true. It's utterly broken, too.
frosty herald
pretty sure there are other perpetuals that have been around almost as long as t...
The surely still are some perpetuals left but arent mentioned yet
spare talon
you should watch witch from mercury
What is that
frosty herald
I think vulkan also is a perpetual
median steeple
he is
subtle plume
I think vulkan also is a perpetual
He is
median steeple
vulkan gained what was left of the emperors humanity and being a perpetual
I have to find the quote but im pretty sure the emperor said vulkan was the best out of the primarchs
frosty herald
You alr know the final artifact the salamanders need is a key to vashtorr's plan conveniently found in the pariah sector
subtle plume
To quote a famous man about why Vulkan is absent: "He's waiting for his respawn timer"
frosty herald
To quote a famous man about why Vulkan is absent: "He's waiting for his respawn ...
Same for angron lmao
subtle plume
Same for angron lmao
Angron has a smaller timer tho
spare talon
Idk how you can enjoy 40k
There aren't any funny quips like "well that just happened" or "he's right behind me, isn't he" to relieve the tension
median steeple
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH
subtle plume
Idk how you can enjoy 40k
There aren't any funny quips like "well that just happ...
World eatera have thie type of gallows humor
In 30k books
frosty herald
Di-did that tyranid just freaking spew acid on me???
ornate bone
Evangelion fans have done a great job of convincing me to never watch the show
My friends telling me the evangelion reference wasn't valid because I did it at a funeral and not the hospital
fleet zealot
What is that
mobile suit gundam, one of the mainline productions (each series is self contained or something)
idk
spare talon
mobile suit gundam, one of the mainline productions (each series is self contain...
Eh, Gundam shows aren't really my thing
frosty herald
Istg if space marine 2 doesnt take place during the pariah nexus war itl be such a giant blueball
random adder
Evangelion fans have done a great job of convincing me to never watch the show
its aight, its like berserk. Too dark for a kid to teenager to digest, just enough for a young adult to interpret since by your 18s you've already had to deal with your hopes and dreams crumble into realism and have had to cope with the pain that ensues because of it (or atleast you should have done this things by this point)
ornate bone
Not based
random adder
so if you are still living inside the childlike wonder bubble you do not want eva to expose you to the real world
spare talon
its aight, its like berserk. Too dark for a kid to teenager to digest, just enou...
Yeah that happened at the end of middle school for me lmao
ornate bone
Every man worth his weight should adore giant fucking robots and fucking giant robots
random adder
Yeah that happened at the end of middle school for me lmao
what year old is that ?
ornate bone
Both being expressions of size
spare talon
Like what 13 or 14
random adder
ah
ornate bone
Real and true
random adder
yeah my first die attempt was at around that age too
most likely had I watched eva at that age I would have gone through with it
ornate bone
random adder
wait nvm scratch that, the beheading videos were at 14
spare talon
No idea how I made it through high school without repeating a year, despite being fully capable of doing breezing through it
ornate bone
Them's were wild times
ornate bone
The krill issue
random adder
Every man worth his weight should adore giant fucking robots and fucking giant r...
based and mecha pilled
random adder
No idea how I made it through high school without repeating a year, despite bein...
lack of interst and engagement most likely
schools suck universally
because learning programs are made by old people unaware of the times they live in
spare talon
lack of interst and engagement most likely
GT kid burnout and my clinical depression finally kicking in both at the same time really did a number on me
random adder
or by yound people who want voters to be easily fooled into submission in the future
Gran Turismo ?
median steeple
Istg if space marine 2 doesnt take place during the pariah nexus war itl be such...
not like it matters since both planets seem to be in different segmentums
spare talon
Gran Turismo ?
Gifted and talented
random adder
ah
spare talon
Basically "hey you're smarter than everyone else so we're gonna expect way more from you"
random adder
gt and ocd lul I need to be perfect or the voice in my head will bully me too
spare talon
I was a year ahead in math in middle and high school cuz of that
spare talon
Also learning basic algebra in 1st grade cuz "he's smart he'll figure it out"
random adder
the second you add leters tho you lose like 50% of the population
spare talon
Which yeah I did cuz it was basically just a puzzle at that point
But like
Why what was the point of that
random adder
is such a brick wall of an entry barrier
whats algebra again ?
Im not familiar with 1st world terminology
random adder
sin cos tan ?
spare talon
whats algebra again ?
Algebra is anything with variables
spare talon
sin cos tan ?
That's trigonometry
So algebra is when they chuck the alphabet in there
random adder
ah I didnt know it had a proper name
I always just called it ''when they add leters in there for no reason''
frosty herald
not like it matters since both planets seem to be in different segmentums
The thousand sons arent there for no reason
spare talon
So they were making me do like 2x + 1 = 4x - 3 at like 7 years old lmao
ornate bone
It's good knowledge introduced the wrong way
frosty herald
And itl tie in nice with magnus going to the nexus
random adder
So they were making me do like 2x + 1 = 4x - 3 at like 7 years old lmao
isnt that the normative ?
we all did that at that age back then ?
I still think we do
median steeple
that's if they are under ahriman and not another sorcerer
ornate bone
They just tell you to do it and barely explain why you'll want to use it
random adder
and my country is a third world country
random adder
I had expected you guys to learn the harder shit sooner than us even if you didnt want to
spare talon
I had expected you guys to learn the harder shit sooner than us even if you didn...
America is kinda stupid in some places
delicate shadow
I didn't learn multiplication until I was like 10 lmao
random adder
at what age do american kids learn how to divide three digit numbers ?
spare talon
Plus I remember losing my shit when someone was telling me they didn't know how to do 20 * 2 for their high school homework
ornate bone
Then they're like "we'll do 5 exams in one week, if you don't ace every single one of them we'll tell you you have a learning problem"
random adder
Plus I remember losing my shit when someone was telling me they didn't know how ...
you sound very entitled
ornate bone
"You lost your shit? Don't you always do it in the toilet?"
spare talon
you sound very entitled
It was someone like 16 or something who was doing high school homework and the entire question was 20 * 2
I was just baffled
ornate bone
How
random adder
Then they're like "we'll do 5 exams in one week, if you don't ace every single o...
the sooner the new cogs can replace the old ones in the machine of society the better
random adder
It was someone like 16 or something who was doing high school homework and the e...
again, you sound very entitled
maybe hes not good at math dog
shit I dont even remember half the shit I used to know about math anymore
spare talon
maybe hes not good at math dog
It was that they were learning that stuff in high school
They hadn't learned it at that point yet
spare talon
20 times 2 ?
This
random adder
oh ok thats weird
spare talon
They also said they were never taught how to count money
random adder
I dont think you count money different than you count anything else do you ?
the shit even has numbers in it to represent the value of it too
spare talon
I dont think you count money different than you count anything else do you ?
Can you see why I was so blown away
median steeple
Dollardoo
ornate bone
Grab another bill of a different value
ornate bone
TWO MONEYS
random adder
mfer didnt watch sesame street as a kid
random adder
Can you see why I was so blown away
whats of them today btw
or whats the last you've heard of them ?
subtle plume
I dont think you count money different than you count anything else do you ?
My old cartoon network friend, try looking up how we count money and how FRANCE counts money
You'll learn real quick there isn't anything redeemable in that country
spare talon
whats of them today btw
That's the last i remember honestly
And that was only a few months ago at most
random adder
I mean tbf the french like the english are just r words
subtle plume
I mean tbf the french like the english are just r words
....no
It is much worse than that
Much
Much
Worse
random adder
That's the last i remember honestly
And that was only a few months ago at most
oh shit I thought this story was like from years ago
spare talon
It's honestly impressive how you can live up to like 15-16 and not know how to count currency
median steeple
The history of the English language is horrific and confusing
spare talon
oh shit I thought this story was like from years ago
No this is someone on discord from canada
vestal pine
The history of the English language is horrific and confusing
what about latin?
subtle plume
I know the french eat snails already, you cant surprise me anymore
"Four twenty's ten" is a real french way to count
median steeple
You have latin, french, Norse, Germanic, and a couple others in there as well
random adder
No this is someone on discord from canada
''from canada'' figures
spare talon
''from canada'' figures
Like I'm a CS major so I gotta go through all the math and bullshit so it's often fresh in my mind, so anyone still in school that has a math question tends to ask me since I can explain it like a human compared to Google and stuff
random adder
Counter Strike major ?
spare talon
So I try to help
But when I say anything and they go "I never learned that" idk what to do man lmao
Computer science
median steeple
Welcome back dragon age 2
spare talon
lul fucking nerd
subtle plume
It is real fucking stupid
random adder
Four twenties-ten is how they count to 110
how ?...
random adder
<:fumble:918034053586894868>
lookin' ahh bitch
random adder
can we just revive latin
subtle plume
It is a made up nonsense language I despise
random adder
it sounded so cool
random adder
Ok this is too far
''erm, akchually, this is 1 times 30 to the power of 100 too far'' goofy ahh'
epic cope be like ''BAZINGA, I'VE HECKING STRUCK MY FOOT'S SMALLEST DIGIT''
spare talon
Aw hell naw now im a redditor
spare talon
epic cope be like ''BAZINGA, I'VE HECKING STRUCK MY FOOT'S SMALLEST DIGIT''
This is SO not wholesome 100
random adder
''oN tHe FlIpPiN oAk CoUnTeR fUrNiTuRe''
vestal pine
median steeple
For melk bucks? I don't really know
random adder
Im bored
frosty herald
Didnt even crop the damn thing
median steeple
You'd have one bad perk
vestal pine
might go for goofy ah revitup funnies
random adder
redout 2 free on epic games launcher/epic store by the way
claim it, its a based pod racing game
median steeple
Didnt even crop the damn thing
Bad crop? Bro we're gonna starve
random adder
fuck ya later
vestal pine
welp that range hurts
and perks also
melk not giving me stuff i already have challenge
frosty herald
Bad crop? Bro we're gonna starve
Woe frenzy upon ye
vestal pine
nothing good today
obsidian prairie
Woe frenzy upon ye
I found the one invader near the area with the frenzy star thingy and went "Holy shit insane people get lasers" and immediately respec'd
ornate bone
zinc talon
Finally
A knife that hits like a goddamn knife would actually hit a ten foot tall giant wearing riveted steel plates
I almost dislike these things as much as poop shovels
almost
subtle plume
When we getting new melee weapons for all classes?
zinc talon
This very moment
If we use the power of our imaginations
New weapons have been promised with the next update
All classes all at once tho is a pipe dream
neat drum
So are full 80% stats weapons real, or a myth
zinc talon
You mean like 4 80s 1 60 380s?
neat drum
All 80s
zinc talon
380 is the highest base stats an item can have, it's the hard/soft cap
so you can have something that's 4 stats at 80, 1 at 60
neat drum
Yeah, have you seen a 380 ever? Or anyone for that matter?
neat drum
So 380 is technically not the cap
zinc talon
not technically, no
but you won't ever see a weawpon with a stat category higher than 80
vestal pine
nice
subtle plume
Wow which skin is that!?
zinc talon
and you won't ever see a weapon higher tha 380 total, without the rounding error
neat drum
Probs modded
zinc talon
it's the weapons customization mod, yeah
neat drum
The skin I mean
subtle plume
Feckin cringe
vestal pine
yknow what would be nice
bromentum on crusis
neat drum
I'm downloading that mod today when I get home, purely for the 3rd person model
zinc talon
vestal pine
I'm downloading that mod today when I get home, purely for the 3rd person model
doesnt show for others
neat drum
doesnt show for others
Don't care, it shows for me
zinc talon
it'll auto gen randomized weapon setups for vendor lists, mission rewards, and other squaddies' equipment
subtle plume
Emerson?
subtle plume
Immersion
leaden pebble
being able to change my chunky psword into an actually decent looking sword is peak
zinc talon
neat drum
That's fine by me, I'm too busy looking at myself, I can't look at others
subtle plume
being able to change my chunky psword into an actually decent looking sword is p...
What's wrong with the base powersword designs?
vestal pine
im still unfathomed qt how small thw boltpistol is
leaden pebble
ive recently installed for the drip and made some outfits
other people cant see them but i dont care, its free cosmetics
i dress for myself and the emperor, no one else
neat drum
Facts
ivory marlin
Bazinga
misty mason
We got our slop yet?
vestal pine
What's wrong with the base powersword designs?
powersword length is like an arming sword(1-handed) and i think some wants a longer one like 2handed
leaden pebble
What's wrong with the base powersword designs?
bit too chunky for my taste
i like thin, clean blades
vestal pine
idk why i dont like the tip not showing
vestal pine
bit too chunky for my taste
i like thin, clean blades
so illisi
subtle plume
bit too chunky for my taste
i like thin, clean blades
I sense an EC fan with this statement
leaden pebble
force swords got that funky guard
vestal pine
idk anyway i like shovis the most
subtle plume
powersword length is like an arming sword(1-handed) and i think some wants a lon...
It has animations tho where your character uses it with two hands as a half sword
vestal pine
yea
leaden pebble
I sense an EC fan with this statement
ec?
subtle plume
Emperor's Children
vestal pine
give zealot veteran shovels pls
leaden pebble
if thats a warhammer thing ive no idea what you're talking about lmao
subtle plume
Give Veteran the Psykers sabre
vestal pine
if thats a warhammer thing ive no idea what you're talking about lmao
heretic astartes legion
so yeah warhammer thing
subtle plume
if thats a warhammer thing ive no idea what you're talking about lmao
Nvm then
leaden pebble
give zealot the duelling sword
itd be op but at least id finally be able to be saltzpyre
subtle plume
vestal pine
give zealot the duelling sword
itd be op but at least id finally be able to be s...
it'd suck on hordes probably
spare dome
Mk12 chaxe fun ngl
leaden pebble
ds4 with zealot's stacking atk speed bonuses would be insane
subtle plume
Mk12 chaxe fun ngl
Im a chainaxe supporter as well
leaden pebble
imagine a piety build with it
zinc talon
they aren't wh at I want
zinc talon
not sure actually
I tried to send a series of pics in the same posty
I see nothing on my end, will retry
vestal pine
imagine a piety build with it
throw out shred and put precog and you're in places lmfao
leaden pebble
they probably got deleted by the server
spare dome
Im a chainaxe supporter as well
i like the pokey attack
ornate bone
give zealot the duelling sword
itd be op but at least id finally be able to be s...
Vitor Salsicha
zinc talon
fuck alright whatever
vestal pine
okri its not working
zinc talon
yepo
ornate bone
Hadron doin the peepee poopoo
spare dome
it makes it easier to snipe out an elite
zinc talon
sorry for the spam yall
ornate bone
I'll not forgive you
vestal pine
sorry for the spam yall
we dont see it anyway, i see it cause i have a plugin that caches it
zinc talon
I was replying to @subtle plume 'what's wrong with base powersword designs'
vestal pine
just post like
zinc talon
and posting a series of my WCM weapons saying the same thing that's wrong with every weapon design, I didn't design them
vestal pine
and see if that works
zinc talon
well the intent was to post in a single message to reduce spam
look where that got us
ornate bone
Pick your nose
zinc talon
subtle plume
i like the pokey attack
The little poke is nice
vestal pine
yooooo
ornate bone
HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT PIRATE FROM SPONGEBOB
zinc talon
vestal pine
ok
zinc talon
spare dome
pretty sure i killed a hundred of you in Borderlands
zinc talon
only a hundred
spare dome
man who knows how many
vestal pine
i dont fucking care whatever people say desert coat is goated
zinc talon
subtle plume
I like how there are all these mods yall are using
vestal pine
this is cursed
leaden pebble
that looks pretty great
my for the drip outfits are pretty simple
zinc talon
yknow a story about the desert coat
back in like october, they cycled the store as usual
subtle plume
And I am making decent looks with the normal unmodded stuff
ornate bone
I like how there are all these mods yall are using
Me when mom tells me I'm eating too much ramen
zinc talon
and I just happened to be leaving a mission on the minute it did
vestal pine
back in like october, they cycled the store as usual
didnt they release it early
zinc talon
they had the regular store cycle
vestal pine
accidentally
zinc talon
and then a second page for all 4 classes
misty mason
Have they dropped the slop yet?
zinc talon
that was all fucked up and out of place
zinc talon
and that coat, was for sale for every class
hushed knoll
Have they dropped the slop yet?
zinc talon
after like 30 minutes they realized they fucked up and pulled the entire store
vestal pine
seuihwwwe
zinc talon
then put it back after they'd correected the error
vestal pine
gehrweirwehiwehowehweowe
zinc talon
but if you bought that coat, while it was up
ornate bone
Ah yes, the Great Fatsharkening
zinc talon
you kept it
vestal pine
iwheiwehrweoihweowehwoeiwewerew
zinc talon
incidentally
misty mason
<:peepoBedge:972931189851697173>
vestal pine
i'd kill to have that coat on my zealot
zinc talon
vestal pine
what teh fcuksnew
leaden pebble
easy fix, let any class wear any cosmetic
incredible
zinc talon
they sold this headpiece for the zealot too then
and it hasn't been sold or offered since
ornate bone
easy fix, let any class wear any cosmetic
incredible
Muh identity
zinc talon
so because my dumb ass happened to be there for the fifteen minutes it was available before they s hitcanned the entire store
I have a hat aint nobody else got or can get
subtle plume
@zinc talon where is the pregnant mod
vestal pine
damn
i only bought that chemdogs
cause
it was spicy coat
i'd kill for that coat on zealot
or on psyker
god
zinc talon
<@345858073233063966> where is the pregnant mod
leaden pebble
i regret dropping money on a krieg cosmetic, cause now i can just make it for free
or something better
vestal pine
i regret dropping money on a krieg cosmetic, cause now i can just make it for fr...
eh
zinc talon
for the drip is a very tedious mod to use
vestal pine
doesnt show for other poeple
ornate bone
Wehraboo
zinc talon
maybe meticulous is a better word to use
vestal pine
i like dressing up to make the impression on what i do really
leaden pebble
i dont really mind what other people see
subtle plume
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-commissar-tzeentch-confused-gif-26391578
Hell have no fury like a woman who isn't given her pregnancy craving
zinc talon
I'd say I'm well within the heresy line and you, well
vestal pine
21st regiment idiot
ornate bone
Big belly woman when no chocolate for 5 minutes
zinc talon
fuck that
vestal pine
still getting punished
ornate bone
zinc talon
start working out your rotator cufff
so you can throw them like baseballs from a safe distance
ornate bone
How about I just shit yourself instead
zinc talon
and while that makes me an idiot
subtle plume
https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-pregnancy-jordan-scrubs-bad-mood-gif-13781515
Pregnant zealot when Hallowette won't shut the fuck up
zinc talon
not using them would be criminal
vestal pine
and while that makes me an idiot
seen a similar guy who buys every clothes cosmetics
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-pregnancy-jordan-scrubs-bad-mood-gif-13781515
I wish I was that stack of papers
leaden pebble
i personally dont like most of the armors they sell
and also think everything is overpriced
subtle plume
Ax looks good
vestal pine
i really, really wished the helmet was a helmet
zinc talon
you're right on both fronts
but I have been a 40k simp since middle school
and this game has hands down the best visceral combat of any game I've played e
ornate bone
I stopped buying cosmetics after I realized they were going to make a habit out of selling shit reskins
vestal pine
see i didnt like this much on zealot cause no coat
zinc talon
I don't mind whaling to support the cause
leaden pebble
fair enough
ive only cared about warhammer since vt2
subtle plume
but I have been a 40k simp since middle school
Favorite legion?
zinc talon
misty mason
I really hope SM2 is gud
ornate bone
If the reskins came with in-game currency, sure
Paying the price of a whole new armor piece for my skirt to be a different shade of red
vestal pine
i personally dont like most of the armors they sell
and also think everything is...
true but ive whaled long enough to buy like 10+ 50 buck digital tanks on wot it aint stopping me here
ornate bone
Ugh
leaden pebble
true but ive whaled long enough to buy like 10+ 50 buck digital tanks on wot it ...
yikes
subtle plume
30k or 40k
We'll say 30k
zinc talon
cuz 30k pre-MagnusDoingNothingWrong, def the thousand sons
subtle plume
cuz 30k pre-MagnusDoingNothingWrong, def the thousand sons
Alright you're safe
vestal pine
cuz 30k pre-MagnusDoingNothingWrong, def the thousand sons
magnus calling his dad for treason
misty mason
Not World Eaters? Wrong Opinion Haver detected
subtle plume
Not World Eaters? Wrong Opinion Haver detected
My fellow World Eater chad
ornate bone
Uhhh something something the Emperor didn't notice a guy whose last name was Heresy
zinc talon
sometimes the noblebright sons of luna
flight of the eisenstein territory
dude became the first chapter master of the grey knights I believe
vestal pine
i know white skars always existed
vestal pine
but something about world eater color scheme pre-heresy is good
zinc talon
they've lways existed sure
but have they tho
white scars everybody's redheaded middle child
misty mason
How you gonna argue with an angry legion of angry guys who's leader's name is just angry, missing a couple of letters
misty mason
Jagatai Khant amirite
subtle plume
How you gonna argue with an angry legion of angry guys who's leader's name is ju...
Like arguing with the guy whose name is iron hand, who leads iron hands and has iron hands
zinc talon
at first blush I liked past tense the dark angels and the lion
vestal pine
wonder when i get to use all of these
zinc talon
but damn if he'd been written into the lore today
misty mason
Like arguing with the guy whose name is iron hand, who leads iron hands and has ...
GW lore is very deep 
vestal pine
"zealot lacks melee weapons needs more"
zinc talon
he'd be fully and unapologetically on the spectrum
"I'm here to serve my father, give me every item of food and every ship you have on this planet"
"But sir the civilians"
blam "DUTY."
subtle plume
GW lore is very deep <:thumbsup_ogryn:1063452727302180926>
Indeed
vestal pine
he'd be fully and unapologetically on the spectrum
he was this even before modern anyway
misty mason
Magnus is the dopiest tho
zinc talon
for sure, we just have a name for it these days
I do feel a twinge of pity I guess for perty
subtle plume
Magnus did nothing, wrong
vestal pine
whats funny about perturabo is like
zinc talon
heh important comma, I like it
vestal pine
if he didnt got snowballed by
horus
he'd still be in
the emperor's side
good fucking luck breaching both dorn and peturabo idiot horus
misty mason
Hey, don't use psyker powers
Nah
Hey no seriously don't, you'll fuck everything up
Nah
OK I am literally banning it, you can not use them. Super don't contact me l
DAAAAAAD
Fucks everything up
zinc talon
he coulda been dorn's RIGHT HAND MAN (GET IT GET IT GET IT) the way fulgrim and ferrus were
but perty imo is one of those people that talks themselves into inceldom
vestal pine
he coulda been dorn's RIGHT HAND MAN (GET IT GET IT GET IT) the way fulgrim and ...
but his EGOOOOOOOOO
zinc talon
geteting into their own head about being passed up and festering until they're a different person
but he so coulda been a loyalist
misty mason
Fulgrim is a right hand man
Or a left hand man
misty mason
Or a both hands at once man
vestal pine
dorn having no fucking clue about "how to greet a person" screwed up even more tbh
subtle plume
he coulda been dorn's RIGHT HAND MAN (GET IT GET IT GET IT) the way fulgrim and ...
Pert was destined to be a renegade like Angron was but Angron got a shit hand. Pert is just a shitty person
vestal pine
cuz the painting is 2d AYYOOOOO GOTEM
i wonder if they have burned anime before they turn traitorous
zinc talon
also we should give some space to the idea that James Workshop hired some truly substandard writers for how primarchs were portrayed in the moment
subtle plume
Indeed
zinc talon
they did justice to the emperor at least as far as I'm into the HH books
subtle plume
Lmao I disagree but go off king
zinc talon
the way he uses wheel of time compulsion weaves before he even enters the room to make everyone feel like they've been edged for three days straight
vestal pine
i like the emperor tbh
zinc talon
then whatever he deigns to say right then is just magical and perfect
I do too
but I get what he is
actuall I get what He, is
misty mason
I hope they bring back sanguinious if only because it would make everyone mad
zinc talon
say it again for the back of the room
chaos' biggest mistake was not turning sanguinious
subtle plume
Last church is the biggest sin against his character and it makes him a cartoon villain
zinc talon
if they'd turned him into the red angel and made his legion warhammer fantasy vampires
paired with angron's berzerkers
vestal pine
i will not let Alivia just die with out saying the most badass quote in Fury of Magnus
zinc talon
they'd vie for being the most war crimey legion on offer
but hawkboy was just too pure
it lumps my throat to think of that dude's story arc
vestal pine
paired with angron's berzerkers
korn always wanted that angel tbh
angron was gifted
by the idiot logar
subtle plume
they'd vie for being the most war crimey legion on offer
Eh, depends on what warcrimes you consider
subtle plume
Brb gotta take the puppy out
zinc talon
he truly is the saddest story in 40k
teleporting him to the ship and preventing him from saving his arena mates
vestal pine
pretty much but logar struck the final blow anyway
zinc talon
and emps in all his wisdom not finding a way to remove the nails
vestal pine
big E had many ways to go about angron and every step was a misstep lmfao
zinc talon
I think, emps knew of the heresy when the pods were sucked outta the gestation chamber
that half would turn against somehow someway
misty mason
Part of me thinks the black rage is a bit of khorne corruption that Sanguinius was harbouring
zinc talon
and regicide, that chess like game they can use to kinda dimly see into the future
he played with malcador and some of his sons
vestal pine
and emps in all his wisdom not finding a way to remove the nails
probably had to destroy the brain
and either way i think he planned to do the heresy the moment his "wife" fucked him over
zinc talon
not telling everyone about the throne project was the fatal flaw
misty mason
Looks at the angry legion
Nah those guys are super loyal
zinc talon
you think all 20 while still 100% loyal wouldn't have done everything possible to PERTEC the webway
why he hid it from them only speaks to his desire to actually use it for his apotheosis, his rise to godhood
cuz only lorgar woulda been fully behind it then
he just finished wiping out entire subsectors cuz they still knelt before an idol
misty mason
I kinda think emps just has ADHD and forgot to take his meds
zinc talon
oh yeah btw guys only way we win this is if I become the fifth chaos god, of order
misty mason
Got hyper focused and lost track of time
zinc talon
well there's a book of vignettes maybe 20 or so books in that one of his sons, or whoever the protagonist was, gets to see emps as he really is sitting on the throne holding open the webway
the ten foot tall shimmering armor thing, is a wheel of time compulsion weave
misty mason
The ADHD moment where you hyper focus so hard it leads to trillions of deaths including mostly your own
vestal pine
Part of me thinks the black rage is a bit of khorne corruption that Sanguinius w...
kavandah or whatever that korn daemon name was persuades sanguinus throughout the heresy anyway
and the fact that his fight in angron's sword striking him in the last battle with him made something inside sanguinius even more vile burns i think it suggests that it has a warp connection at the very least, and khorne at worst
zinc talon
the protagonist sees them as a gaunt, pallid, sweating man s truggling to maintain the stress position he's in
and I think he asks sfor a sip of water or something incredibly vulnerable
the ten foot tall emperor is a psychic mindfuck he generates across a distance
he's still just a dude
misty mason
Big E thirsty confirmed
vestal pine
i like that he's portrayed as a dude
zinc talon
another vignette, where his name is Anathema
misty mason
Nah should have been a frog
zinc talon
and it's a long-dialogue plot where he finds the last church on terra
and tries to sway the last priest maintaining it from worshipping the emperor
the entire time he's just a man talking
zinc talon
he has his guard and whatnot, so the priest knows he's somebody
vestal pine
he names his custodians from the times when he did funnies as alexander
zinc talon
but emps doesn't reveal himself til the last page so to speak, when he finally tells the guard to open the valves on their flamers with the priest deciding to stay inside while they finish it
whole time, just a long, darkhaired standard sized man with a retinue
I wanna know what happened on Molech myself
vestal pine
i think he's just a man, who saw far into the future and the immident doom that looms over humanity- fought it, with many things wrongly done, and ended up on a stalemate
misty mason
I do wonder if we'll see him come back ever
zinc talon
cuz he absolutely fooled the chaos gods and stole a measure of power
in whatever capacity he did
vestal pine
doubt unless its the end times
misty mason
Or if thats just a perpetual GW tease
zinc talon
well he can't come back as is
vestal pine
we'll probably see sanguinius reviving first if anything
zinc talon
final-word canon is that the emperor is in 40k just a few last living cells held in almost stais
so he is alive
but he's alive in the way a tree branch is when cut off from the bough
vestal pine
wasnt he still being electrocuted and reviving on the throne since he's a perpetual